A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for December 13, 2007 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Firebroiled enters at 7:17 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Firebroiled: Now, now, boys!

Fightin’s out of style!

Fun’s where the Fair’s at

-- in the Future, that is!

||||||||| "7:18 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Firebroiled, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'lovecaty', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 3:18 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
||||||||| It's 3:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| lovecaty - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 7:05 PM, dragging EdGruberTween by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
||||||||| Catherwood leads ah.clem inside, makes a note of the time (7:05 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
EdGruberTween: Who's movie _is_ this, anyway?
ah.clem: dunno?
||||||||| EdGruberTween runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's EdGruberTween?! It's 7:06 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, we hope...'
||||||||| At 7:07 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, ah.clem!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Mudhead inside, makes a note of the time (8:55 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with ah.clem close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:55 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room.
Mudhead: welcome back ah,clem
ah.clem: hi Mud, where's your school spirit?
Mudhead: in the rumble seat
||||||||| Catherwood enters with drmatt close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:57 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the anteroom.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and cease falls out at 9:00 PM.
Mudhead: hi cat
cease: hi mud, clem, doormat
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, December 13, 2007 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
drmatt: Hello seekers!
||||||||| "9:01 PM? 9:01 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bambi should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bambi enters and sits at the bar.
cease: are you new here, or just using a new name
cease: hey bambi. thanks for email about bad new canuck law
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'EdGruberTween', just granted probation at 9:02 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cease: tween
EdGruberTween: cease
EdGruberTween: Firesign commercials are, well, a bit different lol
Bambi: hey Clem, Cat, drmatt, Tween, Mudhead :-)
drmatt: Good evening mam
EdGruberTween: I swear, the people who made Amazon Women owe FST royalties ;-)
Bambi: LOL
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:05 PM, dragging Elayne by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
Elayne: Evenin' all!
cease: everyone owes firesign royalites, eventually
cease: hi el
Bambi: hey E!!
cease: how's job search?
EdGruberTween thinks Bambi remembers the last bit in the movie where the guy walks into the wall and says, 'Oh, my eyes"
EdGruberTween: Evenin' E
Elayne: Not going that well, Cat, but I haven't really been trying during December, it's a bad time to look. Should pick up again in a couple of weeks.
cease: best of luck
Elayne: Meanwhile, Robin just got a new assignment, so he'll be the main breadwinner for awhile.
Bambi: so, I am wondering drmatt, are you simply the welcome type of drmatt or are you the kind that electronically opens doors? ;-)
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:06 PM and profllanwyddmarchhare sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
EdGruberTween: And a monthly donation by way of something from Laugh.com is the way to do it ;-)
Elayne: This assignment should take us through 2008, so we've really lucked out.
EdGruberTween: Hey LL
cease: good new re robin
Elayne: Hey Llan.
profllanwyddmarchhare: ?'
profllanwyddmarchhare: any of our old fst friends here?
cease: llan
Mudhead: Hiya Elaye
Bambi: hi llanwydd
Mudhead: hi llan
EdGruberTween: Does 53 count?
cease: we havent seen austin in a while
cease: i think the last time he was here, i wasnt
Mudhead: only to 53
cease: only to 54, tween
Bambi: that's great news E! congrats to Robin and I am very excited for you both!
EdGruberTween says "I don't want to get on the cart!!"
profllanwyddmarchhare: I just saw a film that I borrowed from the library. anybody ever seen "Velvet Goldmine"?
Mudhead: Yesterday danger?
EdGruberTween thinks it was on the shelf next to Debbie Does Dallas
Mudhead: I saw the Israli version, Velvet Galda mine
cease: sounds like a Doors lyric
cease: speaking of flicks, seen Persepolis yet, El?
profllanwyddmarchhare: yes, I suppose it sounds like the doors
EdGruberTween: I've listened to some Velvet Underground. Does that count?
Mudhead: only to 53
EdGruberTween: lol
profllanwyddmarchhare: there she goes again....
ah.clem: catherwood, please our everyone their favorite beverage
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside ah.clem and says "My ears are burning..."
EdGruberTween: All the young dudes, carry the nudes...
||||||||| Merlyn enters at 9:11 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
cease: merl
EdGruberTween: Er, news...
Merlyn: hey ho
EdGruberTween: In a ouff of smoke...
ah.clem: catherwood please pour everyone their favorite beverage
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone their favorite beverage.
cease: you know any norwegian, merl?
EdGruberTween: puff
profllanwyddmarchhare: Hey merl!
ah.clem: that's better, lol
EdGruberTween: lol cease
Bambi: Catherwood please pour everyone their favorite lovely beverage
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone their favorite lovely beverage.
Bambi: lol
Merlyn: only to ask the time, cat
Bambi: everyone gets two now LOL
EdGruberTween remembers early Beatles and guffaws
||||||||| Catherwood leads principalpoop inside, makes a note of the time (9:13 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Merlyn: and your name - va heter du?
Elayne: Lovely beverage, thank you Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Elayne and says "Something I can help with?"
principalpoop: skink cheese
profllanwyddmarchhare: isnm'
EdGruberTween: Hey P
cease: i was reading a bio of the new Shultz bio in a recent New Yorker, and it said that Snoopy comes from the norwegian word "snupi" which it defines as a term of endearment
ah.clem: he can be an ice hole
principalpoop: hi gruber, where is mchale?
profllanwyddmarchhare: inst it good norwegian wood
Bambi: hi princep
Elayne: Evenin' PrinPoop!
cease: follow in your books and repeat after me as we learn our next words in Norwegian:
cease: poop
principalpoop: towel
EdGruberTween: Just in time for the careful sensibilities of Princ P
principalpoop: hehe he said careful sensibilities hehe
Bambi: snupi
EdGruberTween: Wasn't that Linda Eastman, prof?
profllanwyddmarchhare: careful sensibilties. is that funny?
principalpoop: hehe
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Tor Hershman', just granted probation at 9:16 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cease: i sent that info to proc but of course, he already knows that, i'm sure
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Allo
cease: norwegian being one of his many languages
cease: tor
Mudhead: Welcome back Tor
Elayne: Evenin' Tor!
Bambi: no that was a Kodak moment Tween. ;-)
Bambi: hi Tor
profllanwyddmarchhare: and we won't go back till we've found professor Hare
EdGruberTween: Bienvenu, Tor
principalpoop: i thought snoopy came from his big snoop
Tor Hershman: orrrrrrrrr "All," which ever comes second
EdGruberTween: Give me the nice, bright colors...
Tor Hershman: DAnger
principalpoop: kodak is a kind of bear
cease: i always thought snoopy came from the english word snoop
cease: but Shlutz wold know best
Tor Hershman: the greens of summer
EdGruberTween: He's a Clem!!! (Donald Southerland points)
principalpoop: if he says so, oki
profllanwyddmarchhare: in english the word would be "snoopish"
principalpoop: campaigning
Mudhead: hmmm, how bout snoopish doggish thn
profllanwyddmarchhare: what's on cni tonight?
EdGruberTween: Yeah, clem
principalpoop: i heard root
EdGruberTween: Root speaks
principalpoop: you step on his tail or what?
Tor Hershman: Noah Vail :-)
cease: saw a pretty good cat flick yesteday called The Cat Returns
EdGruberTween: That's dawg, white man lol
profllanwyddmarchhare: this is noah vail
Tor Hershman: or Vale
principalpoop: not responsible
profllanwyddmarchhare: what's on cni tonight
Mudhead: ahhh, so Snoopish Dawgish then
||||||||| It's 9:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| drmatt - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
principalpoop: one man one channell
EdGruberTween: I thought it was the year of the cat?
Tor Hershman: What's going on? (song title)
Tor Hershman: That's whom moi votes for
cease: do i get my own year?
principalpoop: you had already your year cease
Tor Hershman: LOL
cease: are yo in the Hare Club for Men, llan?
principalpoop: steve, no bob
ah.clem: ...
principalpoop: take off your hair
cease: i thought it was just the intoxicants, poop
ah.clem: tried it, Tweeen, but the rabbits went backwords
Tor Hershman: IntoxiREcants
cease: he's not poo pooin' you
principalpoop: nope, every dog has its day and you had your ear, i mean year
EdGruberTween: lol
cease: have you all heard the Campaign Chronicles the Firesign did for Npr in 80?
Elayne: Oop, fading already. Sorry, putting up some photos on my blog. I like my new camera. :)
EdGruberTween: nope
cease: hey clem, did you ever find the Down Under Danger and other firesign rarities i sent you?
Tor Hershman: Say, speaking of yër day....moi's "The Little Bummer Boy," hollowday classic, 'tis once again #1 on the Rock Chart at Sound Lift http://www.soundlift.com/browse/chart.php?genre_id=47&ChartType=plays
principalpoop: 1980, was that muskie and goldwater?
cease: camcorder, el?
EdGruberTween: Health and happy to you, E
ah.clem: pls post blog link E
EdGruberTween: Gene Krupa stem cells?
Elayne: No Cat, just a camera, but it can take short movies (with sound!).
ah.clem: still mia, cat, here somewhere, but my filing system is, well a bit strange...
Elayne: As soon as I'm done posting, Jimmy.
cease: ah, so that is to what you referred in your blogpost
ah.clem: tks, E
Tor Hershman: Strategically Dead Icon vs. Mr. Peanut in 80
cease: i was thiniking of getting an slr digital camera
principalpoop: short movies with sound but it is not a camcorder, ahhhh
cease: "light peoples party" great ine
EdGruberTween: But, I voted for Cater! lol
cease: instead of converting the hd camcorder footage to single shots which then look shitty
Mudhead: I voted for a caterer
principalpoop: the icon of alka seltzer who jumped in a glass of water saying pop pop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is
EdGruberTween: Let's Eat!
cease: canapes?
principalpoop: sofas
Mudhead: He said the WORD!
Elayne goes back to blog posting...
ah.clem: this gets funnier every time I hear it
Tor Hershman: Is the glass half empty or full?
principalpoop: and what was that word?
cease: el, do you know of the flick The Cat Returns? i think you might like it
EdGruberTween: Only my eyeball hat, cease
EdGruberTween: Don't wear hats
principalpoop: which glass?
Tor Hershman: Well, it's always 100%, full of sound, full of light, full of them little thingys that fly outta the sun, gravity.....oooooooo, he fell right over.
principalpoop: stealing glass again tor
cease: the one with the eye in it
Tor Hershman: Steeling glass or glass glass
EdGruberTween: Once, again, the Firesign address a current election
Tor Hershman: Support our Halliburton dividend checks
cease: alas, unless someone pays them to speak, i doubt they'll have anything to say about the upcoming 08 election
EdGruberTween: You're going to take a leak? Oh, sorry, in Indiana that means 'steal a mirror' (Vonnegut)
cease: if vonnegut didnt exist, we'd have to make him up
||||||||| It's 9:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| profllanwyddmarchhare - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
EdGruberTween: Arrrrr, it's old won-eye...
principalpoop: fdr had all the mirrors in the white house turned around
EdGruberTween: Quite, cease
||||||||| 9:30 PM: Hemlock Stones jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Tor Hershman: The election, it IS always between Hitler Dee and Hitler Dum vs. Hitler Dum and Hitler Dee oooooooor Shickelgruber (SP?) as Firesign pointed out.
principalpoop: llan, intense demonic possession
Mudhead: Sctones!
EdGruberTween: Hail and well met, UK
Tor Hershman: LOOK! There's OUT.
cease: keep on rolling, stones
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Hem
Hemlock Stones: Greetings one and all !
cease: you too, ike
principalpoop: i've seen paris, i' ve seen france, now I see stones
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies profllanwyddmarchhare in through the front door at 9:31 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
EdGruberTween: I need to know a _lot_ more about him, but Ron Paul is freakin' inspiring me
profllanwyddmarchhare: hello again
ah.clem: catherwood, please give me a glass eye full of beer
||||||||| Catherwood gives ah.clem a glass eye full of beer.
principalpoop: you like ike? i like ike
cease: but not his underpants
principalpoop: wb llan
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, LL
Hemlock Stones: be gratefull i am not of that kidney, Poop
cease: he dead now
EdGruberTween: Well, not about that medical trip to Sweden
cease: bet tina's happy
profllanwyddmarchhare: intense demonic possesion? would you explain
principalpoop: mamie too
Tor Hershman: I'd lick Ike if'in it'll get moi outta the army
EdGruberTween: That's his business
principalpoop: sell me your liver
Tor Hershman: Yeah, Mamie tooooooooo
cease: rollin down the river
cease: with the firesign duck
principalpoop: don't tell and don't lisp
Tor Hershman: No, Prin, keep your liver, just quit eatin' fat.
cease: i need my liver. you can have my deader
EdGruberTween: He and Kucinich are the only ones who are talking about _immediate_ withdrawal from the Arabian harem ;-)
principalpoop: i can eat no lean
Tor Hershman: Fuck a duck
profllanwyddmarchhare: I went down the river in san francisco
EdGruberTween: Take me to your leaver....
principalpoop: i was up the river without a paddle
principalpoop: oops wrong chat
EdGruberTween: Soup, anyone?
profllanwyddmarchhare: fuck a duck was a figure of speech that we liked to speak discreetly when I was in high scholl
profllanwyddmarchhare: school
principalpoop: what kind of soup?
Tor Hershman: Oh, allow moi to go get moi's take on the U. S. of A., current election.
Mudhead: oh, goodness, im away, but I shall return
EdGruberTween: Spill it Tor
||||||||| At 9:34 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Mudhead!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
EdGruberTween: Hey Mud
profllanwyddmarchhare: I'd say fgggdkkk and the teacher would say..."What was that!!!"
Tor Hershman: Wait, figure of speech? Moi 'twas talkin' about moi's prom date
principalpoop: ing, just add ing to word and you have action, sing, singing, duck ducking
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Mud
principalpoop: that is your basic gerund, go gerunds go
EdGruberTween: Arrrr, want some navy cursin'?
principalpoop: hi mud
Tor Hershman: Gonna go get the parodies, now.
EdGruberTween dances on the promenade
profllanwyddmarchhare: there is an alumnus to this day who I run into occasionally and I say "FCK a DCK!!! and we cut up from there forward
principalpoop: martha and the vandellas
EdGruberTween: Washington's maids?
profllanwyddmarchhare: we
profllanwyddmarchhare: we've been doing it since middle school
principalpoop: we are us, maybe
EdGruberTween: have
EdGruberTween: met
EdGruberTween: the
EdGruberTween: enemy
EdGruberTween: and
EdGruberTween: they
EdGruberTween: is
EdGruberTween: us...
Tor Hershman: Hey! Them thar Am I Right folk DID NOT put moi's Democratic parody up. Oh well, here's the (Rep) one http://www.amiright.com/photoshops/v/villagepeoplealbum_1190027312.shtml
principalpoop: hold on there pogo
profllanwyddmarchhare: tween who is edgruber?
EdGruberTween: I think I'll hold it over here....
Hemlock Stones: surely "they are" not "they is"
principalpoop: who is?
EdGruberTween: Ed Grubermann - an old Frantics skit called "Boot To The Head"
principalpoop: not who are
Hemlock Stones: he or she or one is, but several are
Elayne is still posting...
principalpoop: smooch
Tor Hershman: Whose Who is on first
EdGruberTween: Are you one of us? Possibly, maybe...
EdGruberTween: But how do you _really_ know for sure?
principalpoop: kissinger
Hemlock Stones: i know that i know
EdGruberTween Wipes his face and says yuk
ah.clem boot to the head
EdGruberTween: How I'm missin' ya...
Tor Hershman: They didn't make parodies like that back in 1776
principalpoop: no groober was the guy from brooklyn on mchales navy
Tor Hershman: Oh, yeah, they did
EdGruberTween: Heroes, or hop heads?
Tor Hershman: Well, Jon Swift did, circa something like that
principalpoop: willy was from tennessee
Tor Hershman: Hop Head Heros, to the tune of Cat Scratch Fever
Tor Hershman: *bravo* Firesing and Clem
Tor Hershman: Monster Island, Miya rulzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
principalpoop: i don't remember this song
cease: is this Not Insane?
principalpoop: not responsible, that is sure
cease: or martian space party?
Tor Hershman: In Seine, Paris? Spelling?
principalpoop: now I remember it
Merlyn: Tori?
principalpoop: aaron
principalpoop: aaaron
EdGruberTween: burrrrrr
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:45 PM and llanwydd sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
principalpoop: wb llan
principalpoop: how is the plutocracy doing anyway?
EdGruberTween: Only on the left bank, renee
EdGruberTween: Mickey is the VP?
llanwydd: rather conspicuous that Dex is not here. whatever happened to him?
Tor Hershman: I will not walk away
principalpoop: he went to las vegas
Tor Hershman: He got the FONG number
EdGruberTween: Walk? Away?
cease: didnt fond say he wouldt be here tonight last week?
llanwydd: well you have to get it fong once in a while
Tor Hershman: Could be, Cease
llanwydd: got mail. brb
Tor Hershman: Oh, gotta go warm some skim milk
principalpoop: it is only spam llan, don't bother
ah.clem: ...
EdGruberTween: Told me he'd be outta town until Sunday
||||||||| It's 9:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| profllanwyddmarchhare - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
EdGruberTween: When did the Zeppelin arrive? Good Times....
cease: didnt elayne meet dex this week?
Elayne: Sorry about that, I'm back.
Elayne: Yes, Dex and I had a lovely lunch last Friday.
principalpoop: wb e
cease: i think she meniotned it in her blog
EdGruberTween: There's a telephone in my shoo....
principalpoop: any photos? hehe
cease: hi el
cease: what did you eat?
ah.clem: Root cat on lap licking my nose now
cease: that must hurt
principalpoop: ahh good root
EdGruberTween thinks Princ P has a 'long lens'
llanwydd: is there anything on cni at the moment
EdGruberTween: Oh, my knows!
Elayne: No photos of me and Dex, no, but I've been taking a few the last couple days:
Elayne: http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com/2007/12/celebrations-heres-our-holiday-sweets.html
EdGruberTween: Papoon For President
principalpoop: george tirebiter running for VP
EdGruberTween: Available at Laugh.com
ah.clem: tks E! will take a look tomorrow
EdGruberTween: When I lived in the burbs of D.C., there were folks with Papoon for President bumper stickers
cease: multi-=tasking as usual, el
EdGruberTween: '76 election, if I recall
Elayne: Yep Cat, rewatching a Harry Potter movie on TV as well...
principalpoop: profanity, my goodness
ah.clem: catherwood, please give everyone a highball
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a highball.
Tor Hershman: The treats look kewl. I'll have a Rich Tea. No, no, just a tea, please.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with BobCaterino close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:55 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room.
EdGruberTween: You'll find it's very _clean_ here...
llanwydd: in 76, I tried to make a friend of mine think I could predict the future and so I predicted Jimmy Carters victory
ah.clem: oops, forgot about that, sorry
principalpoop: hi bob
EdGruberTween dunks it
BobCaterino: Hey guys
llanwydd: turned out carter won
Tor Hershman: Yeah, Prin, what the fuck is wrong with these fuckin' fuckers. They'll all a bunch of mater fornicaters.
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Bob
cease: is this profiles in bbq?
Elayne: Hello Bob!
principalpoop: carter didn't win, ford lost
BobCaterino: Yeah, Elayne hows be you?
ah.clem: mother forkers?
cease: bob other cat
BobCaterino: Hey Cat
BobCaterino: Cease
Elayne: Fine Bob, turns out temporary unemployment agrees with me. I'm starting to remember how to relax again.
BobCaterino: Tor,
BobCaterino: how trhey torin
BobCaterino: Relax and be cool, Jobs is on the way
Tor Hershman: Next time "The Boys" are on the tube they should do moi's bit [This is a legal wavier for Firesing] about 'using your MIDDLE fingers to make a cross to stop a vampire'.
EdGruberTween: Very well. Not authorized by Her Majesty... cut it off
llanwydd: count fingers and just be cool.
EdGruberTween: Boys
EdGruberTween: Girls
EdGruberTween: Squirrels
Tor Hershman: One way 'up finger behind horizonal' is okay.
EdGruberTween: Washington is for the Byrds!
principalpoop: 10 miles high
llanwydd: canada is for the byrds
EdGruberTween: Love your neighbor, jim, like yer brothel
Tor Hershman: "When I grow-up, I wanna be poll eye tick son"
EdGruberTween: Ah, sir man on the mount...
EdGruberTween: lol LL
Tor Hershman: Don't let your neighbor's husband find out *rim shot*
cease: you can keep david crosby
EdGruberTween: You're not my brother Jim, er...
EdGruberTween: CSNY
Hemlock Stones: has anyone noticed this http://www.newstarget.com/022308.html
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Tor Hershman: Din't the Thing That Only Eats Hippies get Crosby?
EdGruberTween: Carrion, American Eagle
Elayne: Okay, I'm through blog posting for now, sorry I was away so long.
Tor Hershman: BBQ on pecker LOL
llanwydd: i don't think david crosby is canadian
ah.clem: rare form tonight Tween
principalpoop: he can't run his own life, i'll be damned if he runs mine
Tor Hershman: Moi digs that Voltairesque stuff
principalpoop: wb e
Tor Hershman: Big Legs Diamond
EdGruberTween: Hard to believe that Stephen Stills grew up in Dallas, or Don Henley in East TX
llanwydd: bbq on pecker? what does that mean?
BobCaterino: man got the boot and I have cable
cease: he's one of yours, llan
EdGruberTween: "Yours and Mine"
EdGruberTween: Great Stills tune
principalpoop: ladybird knew llan
ah.clem: sounds painful, LL
llanwydd: lol, princ
EdGruberTween: Don't want to think about it P LOL
BobCaterino: I am going to plug something. My son is making me do these 60 second shows on youtube. I am getting too fat and old for this
Tor Hershman: LL, aint you listenin' to CNI?
principalpoop: plug something? wrong chat
BobCaterino: http://www.youtube/bdicat
llanwydd: I don't get cni, unfortunately, tor. what's on?
principalpoop: phil harvey
BobCaterino: profiles in butter
Tor Hershman: Henry Morgan, the radio/tv guy, not the Sir Pirate
Elayne: You forgot the ".com" in that URL, Bob.
BobCaterino: lol .com
principalpoop: good, i thought it was my browser and firewall again E
BobCaterino: http://www.youtube.com/bdicat
llanwydd: henry morgan, you mean, officer joe friday?
Elayne: I have another funny YouTube thing to pass along: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtbjH8Tm4fM
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, All who entered (Not abandoning Hoop) whilst moi t'were get refreshments
BobCaterino: No Henry was on whats my line
Tor Hershman: WAHOOOOOOO
cease: this is so austin
llanwydd: i'll check out your youtube video later, elayne
Tor Hershman: This is GREAT.
BobCaterino: Harry Morgan was Joes sidekick
Tor Hershman: LOL
BobCaterino: wow phil can talk fast
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 10:07 PM, dragging donk by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Tor Hershman: Desert Rat Shoot LOL
llanwydd: him and price harry
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Donk
llanwydd: hey Donk! great to see you!
ah.clem: hi Don
principalpoop: hi donk
donk: hey Tor
EdGruberTween: A neglected Firesign album, to be sure ;-)
cease: donk
EdGruberTween: Hey Don
donk: hey lall
donk: all even
llanwydd: what's your first name, donk?
cease: this is lawyer's hospital, as i recall
Tor Hershman: It's all for the kids
EdGruberTween: lol LL
Tor Hershman: Hey, where's Chaney?
donk: don
principalpoop: tick tock cheney?
EdGruberTween: Jerry's Kids - you know...
Elayne: Evenin' Don!
BobCaterino: Its Don K
llanwydd: Don K. Somebody
donk: hey Elayne
BobCaterino: Oaty
BobCaterino: Don K Read?
donk: yes I read
BobCaterino: LL we are all related because we are all somebody
llanwydd: Hey Cat! How's the weather in Vancouver?
principalpoop: read don read, run jane run, eat dick eat
principalpoop: i am a nobody
BobCaterino: So erotic, Dick, Jane and Sally
cease: rainig, snowing, sleeting. our typical
BobCaterino: Pooper, you are somebody
cease: havnet had snow that stayed more than a day yet
principalpoop: don't forget tom
EdGruberTween: I used to be nobody, but then I got my RFID implant!
donk: i always knew those books had a deeper meaning
principalpoop: every tom, dick and harry is named tom
Hemlock Stones: maybe you didnt make it feel welcome cease
llanwydd: we're getting some heavy snow out here
cease: that must be it
EdGruberTween: The Canadians are visited by extraterrestrials?
BobCaterino: Poop, U R the glue that holds the font to this board together man, now buck up and keep a stiff upper lip. I try to avoid cleches like the plague
principalpoop: 20+ C here yesterday, in the 60s, no snow
donk: we've had 3 winter snow warnings and or advisories in the last 10 days, and have gotten almost nothing
Elayne: Take care, Llan. We had snow this morning and ice this afternoon. I'm glad I don't have to go out anywhere!
principalpoop: wow, BobC is like viagra for my upper lip
cease: you well snowed, el?
EdGruberTween: Yeah, the north mid-west is getting rather interesting weather.
EdGruberTween: LOL P
cease: on tv news, looks canadian
BobCaterino: I am bob of whom they speak
EdGruberTween: The Surrealist Convention ROFL
BobCaterino: I whistle on that commercial
Elayne: It's not a lot, Cat, just enough to be annoying. But we covered the car this morning, and all our errands were done yesterday, so we're fine here.
EdGruberTween: But, what about Bob?
BobCaterino: Love that Bob
llanwydd: well, elayne you are out in new gotham. it isn't quite the same 300 miles north of you
BobCaterino: Did I mention that my wife is Maralyn Monroe Double?
principalpoop: what is a horse leech?
Elayne: Very true, Llan, which is why I have no real desire to move north of here. :)
EdGruberTween: 300 miles? the next town in TX lol
BobCaterino: Twice her weight and twice her age
donk: lol
BobCaterino: Poop, I think that is a guy that keeps wanting to borrow your horse
ah.clem: what ever a horse leech is, it sux
EdGruberTween: That's Archie Leech, not Leash
principalpoop rimshot for BobC
BobCaterino: Ty Ty ty
llanwydd: it must be bad enough, elayne, when you get 6 inches of snow in manhattam
BobCaterino: Is their an echo? Judy Judy Judy
principalpoop: that is a lot of snow in a highball
Elayne: Manhattan's not bad, Llan, it's here in the boroughs with all the secondary and tertiary streets that it gets a bit much.
principalpoop: a slurpee
BobCaterino: Elayne, My son lives in Manhattan now
Elayne: We have no sidewalk leading out to the main street, and our U-shaped driveway is rarely plowed or salted.
EdGruberTween: D.C. A swamp in the summer and snow drifts in the winter
Elayne: So if I want to get anywhere when the ground is icy, I get in the car.
llanwydd: tertiary streets. don't know what that means but I end up in haarlem every thanksgiving
principalpoop: none of the dc drivers know how to drive in snow
EdGruberTween: What a wonderful place to build the Capital City lol
Elayne: If I can get the traction, that is.
Elayne: But not a problem now, since I don't have to leave the house!
BobCaterino: http://paunchstevenson.com/
EdGruberTween: And try navigating the circles downtown
EdGruberTween: Would confuse a European
BobCaterino: thats his show on the web. Poor kid, tries to be funny, where does he get that from?
principalpoop: any relation to doc stevenson, or adlai?
BobCaterino: EB I am not a pee on
llanwydd: yeah try navigating Hancock Place on Thanksgiving
BobCaterino: McClain Stevenson
EdGruberTween: Adlai - "A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon you're talking about real money..."
BobCaterino: Adlai's son
principalpoop: ahh colonel henry
llanwydd: we call it thanksgiving corner
BobCaterino: yeah
EdGruberTween: Worked near DuPont Circle
EdGruberTween: My first mixing gig
BobCaterino: Dupont Network?
principalpoop: you were a bartender?
EdGruberTween: http://www.childeharold.com/
BobCaterino: My first mixing gig was in a bakery
llanwydd: do what you can. on holidays we feed the hungry at W. 125th and Morningside
EdGruberTween: 7-channel Yamaha
principalpoop: i have been there, maybe
BobCaterino: I was a Bartender for twenty some odd years
donk: good deal, ll
Hemlock Stones: were they very odd Bob ?
EdGruberTween: Popular Blues/Folk club '76/'77
principalpoop: what do they eat on all the other days of the year?
BobCaterino: Llan
BobCaterino: I am hungey
cease: bob, my cousin just won best bartender in canada award a few weeks ago for his cocktail creations
BobCaterino: I only bartended on the odd years, 2005 2007
EdGruberTween: Before that, I mixed Hendrix 16-tk for practice ;-)
principalpoop: cool
principalpoop: that is prestigious
EdGruberTween: Neve/3M
cease: see video of him making an amazing drink at www.seemrealland.blogspot.com fancy drinks at west
BobCaterino: I know, I can only recreate
cease: you mixed hendrix?
EdGruberTween cease doesn't know that there's a Victoria, TX ;-)
principalpoop: jimmy or tippi?
llanwydd: how hungey are you, bob vsterino
cease: itsa secret, tween
BobCaterino: I just ate off my own hand
BobCaterino: so fork Q
EdGruberTween: The guys who made disco Star Wars and Disco Beethoven had the rights to a posthumous Hendrix album
principalpoop: bob knuckles, yum
cease: he's dead, but he keeps on putting out new music
BobCaterino: A drunk walked up to me and said he hasnt had a shot in a week so I shot him
BobCaterino: another rim shot
cease: imainge after they're dead, a new universe of unknown firestuff is releaed
EdGruberTween: I paid one of their engineers to teach me studio recording. 16-tks of Hendrix. They wouldn't let me keep the mixes
BobCaterino: But Cease, Its Jimmy
principalpoop: i told him to open an office, oops wait
EdGruberTween: The Power Of Love
Hemlock Stones: Has anyone heard about the new Tantric Sex Position ?
EdGruberTween: Met Jimi's last soundman, and worked with him in the studio in D.C.
cease: so you mixed an actual hendrix cd?
llanwydd: what you drinkin tonight, cat?
cease: he must have been impressed
BobCaterino: They will never die
EdGruberTween: Don't be silly, cease
cease: its always the same llan. sangria
EdGruberTween: It was practice mixing
principalpoop: rediscovered over and over again
EdGruberTween: A Neve w/3M 16tk
llanwydd: I'm doing rose tonight
Elayne: I'm drinking a little Vandermint. Some Dutch chocolate liqueur. Pretty bottle.
principalpoop: i hear you ahhh, clem
cease: good name, el
Elayne: Got it from my Mom, who doesn't drink, so we cleaned out my Dad's liquor cabinet such as it was, even though we don't really drink either.
EdGruberTween: A gold record of "Heart Like A Wheel" was over my shoulder in Silver Spring :-)
Elayne: You can see the bottle in my photo of our Christmas sweets table.
EdGruberTween: Loooong time agoooo lol
principalpoop: are you a spanish Don?
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:30 PM, dragging Boney by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
principalpoop: hi boney
donk: i'm a wasp
BobCaterino: Elayne, Uncle Floyd is on Serius radio these days on the wise guys show
Hemlock Stones: Hello Clem
llanwydd: conspicuous that Dex is not with us yet, don't you thing
cease: boney
llanwydd: think?
principalpoop: geese crap attack, ewww
donk: or maybe really a wasa
Boney: cease, prinicpalpoop
EdGruberTween: Wastawwy warebit...
Elayne: Good lord, Bob, is he now?
Boney: semiprini
Elayne: Well, I'm really not about to subscribe to Sirius, but I'm glad he has work.
principalpoop: witty, anal, superstitious, anarchist?
BobCaterino: http://www.geocities.com/authorbobbyd
cease: i think he said last week he wouldnt be here tonight
principalpoop: stall for 2 minutes ahh, clem
principalpoop: how r you boney
BobCaterino: Yes he is with a few of the Sopranos and some guy that own a place in Little Italy
llanwydd: outside the road dept. is plowing away the snow
donk: white ango saxon agnostic, of protestant heritage
principalpoop: agnostic? gesundheit
donk: anglo even
donk: danka
BobCaterino: He plays the Piano and interacts with the show throughout
ah.clem: good choice Don, lol
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Bunnyboy into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 10:33 PM, then departs.
llanwydd: how protestant, donk?
principalpoop: you might have been a Don K like Don Juan
cease: its the bunster
Bunnyboy: hiya hiya
principalpoop: bunnyboy too
Elayne: Hey Bunnyboy!
Boney: bunmeister
Merlyn: hey bb
BobCaterino: ouch, just got stung by a WASP
llanwydd: Hi Bunnyboy!!!
donk: not so much
BobCaterino: Hey Merl
principalpoop: isn't everybody?
Merlyn: I'm away from the chat a lot tonight...
principalpoop: wb M
BobCaterino: BunnyBoy
Tor Hershman: I've been on the couch with WifeyWu
EdGruberTween: The station with wrought iron soul?
EdGruberTween: Hey Bun
principalpoop: watch out for mister Wu tor
BobCaterino: Tor, my wife tried making me do that, noffin doin
Bunnyboy: Ah, GIVE US A BREAK. A rare treat.
Tor Hershman: WifeyWu and moi sit and watch H. T. Hershman (Holy Terror The Cat) oft times
BobCaterino: wow
ah.clem :)
llanwydd: what's on cni now? anything?
principalpoop: gee, what a bummer
BobCaterino: O I C
Boney: Semprini principal
Bunnyboy: llan: GIVE US A BREAK. Proctor and Bergman.
ah.clem: pink hotel (I hope)
Tor Hershman: Reggee, Prin
llanwydd: Semprini? How dare you say such a thing?
Bunnyboy: Semprini? Out!
principalpoop: is semprini a kind of sandwich?
Bunnyboy: Oops, wrong chat.
Tor Hershman: Or Gay Reggie?
donk: not that there's anything wrong with that
Tor Hershman: Ed Film
llanwydd: I remember Give Us a Break well enough that I could proctically listen to it with you
principalpoop: thilly
BobCaterino: Or Gee Reggay
Bunnyboy: Oh, now the first track from PINK HOTEL.
Tor Hershman: for out edification
Hemlock Stones
EdGruberTween: But what about ringball, and bruce?
Tor Hershman: Hitler HilLton
llanwydd: all the hits all the time all the same
ah.clem: ya, lag, remember...
principalpoop: tighten that lag nut a little more
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies DEWLine in through the front door at 10:38 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Dew
principalpoop: dewline got his cues
llanwydd: you wouldn't call it stupid if yo uknew what the mayor knows
Elayne: Hello DEWline, is that Dwight?
BobCaterino: Howdy Dew Dee
EdGruberTween: The hits that make the zits at Morse Science High lol
cease: it's mountain dewline
EdGruberTween: Hi Dew
donk: hey Dew
Tor Hershman: DewLine, like cold war, dew line?
llanwydd: hi DEWline! How are you?
Bunnyboy: Love albums that trail out the groove to the edge of the label, i.e. GIVE US A BREAK, Albert Brooks' COMEDY MINUS ONE, et. al.
Bunnyboy: Have you et, Al?
DEWLine: Hi there! Warming up, is the answer, I think. :-D
BobCaterino: Dewline Wins
Bunnyboy: Pass the ketchup, Heinz.
EdGruberTween: Et tu, Al?
Bunnyboy: lo Dew you.
BobCaterino: Dewline is not in this room
principalpoop: put some mustard on that hotdog
DEWLine: Partly, like the old Distant Early Warning Line, partly like my initials.
Tor Hershman: Ate two, they're small
principalpoop: or BBQ
ah.clem: surprised Phil has not been here.... if ya read the log, happy holidaze from us to you...
Tor Hershman: Cool, Dew
llanwydd: Welcome to our chatline, DEWline. Hope you stick with the chat every thursday
EdGruberTween: Stills played here. Austin guitarists shouting, "Too Hot!" "Hose Him Down!"
Elayne: I hope he sends out New Year's cards again, I always like Phil P's New Year's cards.
Tor Hershman: Moi brother 'twas stationed at Thule.
DEWLine: The pun was accidental, and I thank my parents for their ancient joke.
principalpoop: good idea ah, clem, all together now, all together now
DEWLine: Hi, Elayne.
Elayne: Okay, DEWLine, you are Dwight, yes?
Bunnyboy: Tween: Checked out yer site, linked from Planet Proctor. Nice!
llanwydd: what did you guys have for dinner tonight, huh?
Bunnyboy: And a proggy rock fan, as well. Well, yours is no disgrace.
principalpoop: me, ahh, I forget, wait, ahh ham, yes ham
DEWLine: Elayne, c'est vrai. It's me in Ottawa. Just got home from someone else's book launch.
EdGruberTween: Yeah, saw that. I do ask for permission before dissing Britney lol
Elayne: If so, that's at least two Canadians here tonight. Hey, can I have a loan, you guys? The looney's doing better than the dollar, last I heard...
Elayne: Dwight, I didn't know you were a Firesign aficionado. Or are you just here to say hi to us? :)
Tor Hershman: Moi had peas (outta the can, heated) with cranberry sauce (Jellied) - so far.
cease: another canuck? i'm not alone in the great gray north?
EdGruberTween: Monitor Lizards?
principalpoop: canadian eh?
DEWLine: Last I checked, Elayne, the Loonie and the Greenback are almost neck and neck today.
ah.clem: had it been turky you would be asleep.
EdGruberTween: lol
BobCaterino: i am Britneys publisist
BobCaterino: Any publicity is good publicity
cease: it sounds like they say armenian cuz it sounded funny, rif on american
ah.clem: know I am...
Tor Hershman: MoniTOR Lizards
BobCaterino: and I told her, any hair would be good hair
Bunnyboy: Slow and stupid wins the race. Go USA!
EdGruberTween: Well then, please keep your monitor lizard in its cage!
Elayne: All I know is, we can't buy any British sweets or French champagne as the dollar's so dang low...
donk: guess i'll stay out of the windsor casino till the looney slips a little
Tor Hershman: WoW Wheeeeeee
principalpoop: she said, I thought he was your uncle
Bunnyboy: Greenback = Turtle
DEWLine: I should know because I've been trying to figure out good "recommended cover pricing" looking at Australian, US and Canadian $.
llanwydd: would any of the NY firesign fans like to get together for a FST party?
cease: it makes your stuff cheap for us, for a change
BobCaterino: hare
Tor Hershman: Wring Ball???????? ouch!
principalpoop: neither hear nor hare
BobCaterino: hare of the Dirty Dog
Elayne: Llan, I would have liked a Firesign party for my 50th. Heck, I would have liked ANY party for my 50th. Didn't even get a lousy cake. :(
EdGruberTween: (Ossman calculating with his beautiful mind how many monitor lizards it would take to eat Britney's bloated body rofl)
Bunnyboy: (sings) Let's TWIST again, like we....OW!
donk: well come across the border and spend your money!
ah.clem: she was as atractive to me as the next man... But dad, I was the next man....
cease: sorry, el
llanwydd: I'm serious
DEWLine: Would've sent a cake, Elayne, but I don't think US Customs would've signed off on it.
DEWLine: I should've inquired about over the Net purchase, I know.
BobCaterino: Britney needs a cold sholder to cry on
Elayne: Thanks for the thought, Dwight.
Tor Hershman: Britney - she built her titties with Pop PayRoll - to the tune of "We built this city with rock and roll."
EdGruberTween: Come on baby now....
donk: well happy belated Elayne
Elayne: Robin says hi to everyone, by the way. He's come in the living room to distract the cat, who keeps meowling and running around and won't leave me alone.
EdGruberTween: Twist and shout...
BobCaterino: Go on, give her a squeeze. Hey Tina Turner lost her sparring partner
Elayne: Thanks Don.
DEWLine: *makes note to check for bakeries in NYC that will accept such payment*
Bunnyboy: Hey, did you hear that Blake and Sanjaya are joining forces and starting a band?
DEWLine: Hey, Robin.
principalpoop: do the peppermint twist E, oops the Vindemint
Bunnyboy: Yeah, it's called BS.
DEWLine: Amy or Datsa?
EdGruberTween: You're suggesting that Grace Slick should mentor Britney? Well said!
principalpoop: yes, good idea
BobCaterino: Poop, Chubby had to pay them for the rights for that song and dropped the peppermint
Bunnyboy: Ike Turner was a driving force in rock and roll. And he couldn't be beat. Wotta tool!
EdGruberTween: lol
Elayne: I'm not a big drinker, PrinPoop, you should see the tiny shotglass in which I've been nursing this drink for a couple hours now...
llanwydd: well I have to be leaving for the next 168 hours. If anybody else is into what I have said, contact edp7W@webtv.net
EdGruberTween: Yep, all hail Chubby Checkers. It was his song.
Elayne: There, finally finished it.
BobCaterino: Ike could beat, he was a wife beater lol
principalpoop: wots love got to do with it?
EdGruberTween: Pat Boone they weren't ;-)
Tor Hershman: TTFN, Ll
principalpoop: have a super week llan, keep warm
BobCaterino: But he had to buy it, Peperment lounge in NYC had the rights long before Chubby
Bunnyboy: nite llan!
llanwydd: well it's not quite that
cease: by llan
donk: nite llan
EdGruberTween: If anything, they improved it, like Hendrix with Dylan's Watchtower
principalpoop: twist and shout, ouch
DEWLine: Robin's keeping busy enough for his liking right now?
cease: good analagie, tween
llanwydd: the address is edp7@webt.net
cease: 2nd best dylan cover ever. firstr being jarret's My Back Pages
Elayne: Indeed, Dwight. As I mention on my blog, he just received confirmation of work which will pretty much take us through 2008, which is very welcome considering my current situation.
BobCaterino: I do a very bad Dylan impression on youtube.
Bunnyboy: Tina and the Ikettes sang backup on DINAH-MOE HUM by Zappa.
Tor Hershman: Did Dylan need to pay the Chaplin estate for Modern Times?
llanwydd: so there it is and I will see you next week or sooner.
EdGruberTween: Merci (Tweeny gives cease a european caviler bow)
BobCaterino: http://www.youtube.com/bdicat
principalpoop: fantastic E
DEWLine: Glad to read it. I'l e-mail you later about some stuff I may have to do in the new year.
BobCaterino: bob Dylan couldnt sing and Ozzy couldn't talk. Hmm I can be Ozzy Dylan
Elayne: Sounds good, Dwighty.
Elayne: (oops, sorry about the extra "y")...
cease: did everyone watch dylan at newport the other week?
EdGruberTween: one man, one channel
donk: i missed it, i'm hoping it gets repeated
principalpoop: tv? ahh hail caesar
DEWLine: No worries, Elayne.
Tor Hershman: Seize her, indeed
EdGruberTween: which section?
DEWLine: Hail Chris Haddock, if we're talking about good TV shows.
cease: i really enjoyed him singing Who Killed Davey More?
Elayne: Damn, cats still going nuts (particularly Datsa). I'd better go pay them some attention. Next week, all.
principalpoop: not his wife, she is above that
||||||||| Elayne rushes off, saying "10:52 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
cease: night el
DEWLine: Datsa, lay off of Elayne and Robin, please?
EdGruberTween: Best to you and yours, E :-)
Tor Hershman: TTFN, El
principalpoop: night E
donk: g'nite elayne
Bunnyboy: (sings) Ozzy Dylan was a mime, doo-dah, doo-dah...
principalpoop: harrumph harrumph
Tor Hershman: Ve build wrocketssssssssss
ah.clem: people come and go so quickly here...
Bunnyboy: nite El!
principalpoop: like a crazy monkey
BobCaterino: Ozzy Zimmerman
||||||||| Bubba's Brain waltzes in at 10:53 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
DEWLine: Fast movers, are we all.
cease: its bb!
principalpoop: hi bb
BobCaterino: Wizzard of Ozzy
Bubba's Brain: Hey all!!!!!!
EdGruberTween: Hey Hoosierman
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Bub
cease: much better than vd
BobCaterino: Bubba
Tor Hershman: Them VD have lots of extra features
EdGruberTween: Don't' you see this great v in my chest?
BobCaterino: what haps upon
Bubba's Brain: What's Shakin?
principalpoop: vd is nothing to clap about
Bunnyboy: lo Bub!
Tor Hershman: Neither is Her peas
Boney: Hubba Bubba
principalpoop: whats bakin'?
donk: hey bubba
principalpoop: ding ding
Tor Hershman: Her as Ms. Delmonte
EdGruberTween: I have my easy bake
principalpoop: i want a cupcake
Tor Hershman: Gettin' baked can be easy
Bubba's Brain: Easy bake like Sunday Mornin'
Bunnyboy: Fun news for olde National Lampoon fans: The entire print run is now available on DVD-ROM.
EdGruberTween: let them eat easy bake
principalpoop: cool bunny
Bunnyboy: The scans aren't spectacular, but there it is.
Tor Hershman: The one NL with Nixon offering to sell Congress the books, LOL
principalpoop: i have a stack of the old ones, they are topical
Tor Hershman: Doug Kenny wrote real good like
Bunnyboy: More info at http://www.gitcorp.com/
donk: I'd like to get the "conception corportation" records
Tor Hershman: The hounds of the basket cases
principalpoop: jose conception
Tor Hershman: Lost his whey?
DEWLine: See you later, everyone?
principalpoop: night dwight
cease: you leaving, dew?
donk: nite DEW
Bunnyboy: nite DEW!
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| BobCaterino - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
DEWLine: Yeah. Some other stuff I need to get done tonight.
cease: keep on dewing
EdGruberTween: In Franklin's Tower, there hangs a bell....
Tor Hershman: They're droppppping like rocks
DEWLine: Cease, will DEW.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
principalpoop: no, that is the tower of pisa
EdGruberTween: Only us righteous Americans can have _that_ lol
||||||||| At 11:01 PM, DEWLine hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Tor Hershman: Times flys, timusisusity fudge it for the Romans, when Firesign 'tis on
EdGruberTween: I didn't live in D.C. Lived in the (mostly) white burbs
principalpoop: sounds like a philadelphia story
EdGruberTween: Quite an education, Austin ;-)
Tor Hershman: Moi 'tis gonna go make some toast
EdGruberTween: We can put a man on the mune?
principalpoop: the mune?
cease: sung myung?
principalpoop: are you french?
Bunnyboy: In bunny-related news, Disney just released an OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT DVD. Joy!
EdGruberTween: US actor
EdGruberTween: FST is making some fun with that
EdGruberTween: May we!
ah.clem: cool Bun
principalpoop: never heard of oswald the lucky rabbit, i am officially an old foughie
ah.clem: stones, you fall asleep?
donk: me neither poop
Bunnyboy: Poop: If yer a fogie, you'd know Oswald. He's 80 years old. Mickey Mouse ate his dust.
principalpoop: stones is in a london fog
principalpoop: oops
EdGruberTween: Thick, English, industrial fog!
principalpoop: he was more of a rat thing I thought
Bunnyboy: Let me see if I can find the obligatory Wikipedia entry. Hold on.
cease: bunny, you seen The Cat Returns?
Bunnyboy: Here's a start:
Bunnyboy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oswald_the_Lucky_Rabbit
Bunnyboy: cat: Any relation to THE CAT CAME BACK?
Tor Hershman: Yuuuuum, light wheat with apple jelly
cease: from Ghibli
Bunnyboy: No, I see it's not. It's anime, eh?
cease: not one of my fave studios
cease: yes. very very japanese, which i loved. plus it was full of cats, good and bad
principalpoop: cool
principalpoop: thanks bunny
cease: the gril's high school is identical to every japanese school ive been to and that is many
EdGruberTween: If you like a good spoof, there's a movie called "They Call Me Bruce!"
Bunnyboy: Still ain't cracked PAPRIKA yet. Still wading through BERLIN ALEXANDERPLATZ supplementary material. Wotta show!
cease: my copy has yet to come, bun
principalpoop: just finished green mars, red mars, blue mars again
donk: cease hangs around japaneese school girls?
cease: jusdt got ratatouie in the mail today. looks like good choice after cat pic
EdGruberTween: rofl
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||||||||| Hemlock Stones - dead from the yaws
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cease: i taught at a japanese woman's university for 8 years and japanese people in other schools for decades
principalpoop: poor stones
Tor Hershman: Nipponese nippers ?
EdGruberTween: Playing Lisa Germano's "You Make Me Want To Wear Dresses"
||||||||| At 11:10 PM, Boney vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
cease: my daughter just escaped being a an adolescent in japan
Bubba's Brain: Ah, a Bloomington girl....
EdGruberTween: Ooooh - Brewster McCloud - wanna "nipponese?" rofl
cease: where did boney go? it's a mystery
donk: good, those japaneese men worry me
EdGruberTween: This is your mind. This is your mind on the Firesign Theatre...
cease: they worry japanese women too. hence they are increasingly reistant to marriage
EdGruberTween: Don't let this happen to you...
cease: and the population dwindles
donk: lol
principalpoop: nino predicted it though
cease: in the city i was in this summer, they were importing thousands of brazilians to make hondas
EdGruberTween: American isn't a race, it's an idea.
cease: had signs in portugese all over town
EdGruberTween: lol cease
cease: you think so, tween?
donk: it's a Giant Rat race
EdGruberTween: Brazil is a very good python movie
principalpoop: consumers have no race, unless that is the handle we are using to sell them something
cease: erhpoanet? canada wouldnt
Bunnyboy: BREWSTER MCCLOUD. That's overdue for a video release. I think Warner's has the rights to that one, and announced their intention to (eventually) re-release the title.
EdGruberTween: Yep
Bubba's Brain: heading out now.... later all!
principalpoop: night bubba
EdGruberTween: That's how I'm going to live
Bubba's Brain: nytol
EdGruberTween: Bye Bubba
||||||||| Bubba's Brain says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bubba's Brain exits at 11:13 PM.
Tor Hershman: TTFN, Bub
donk: nite Bubba
Bunnyboy: I forgot. There are some Walter Lantz-era Oswald cartoons on the recent Woody Woodpecker box set.
cease: by bub
Tor Hershman: Call me a crab, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood calls Tor Hershman a crab.
principalpoop: heing heing heing
Tor Hershman: Oswald the Lucky Rabbit?
EdGruberTween calls one from the Chesapeake
principalpoop: don't call jewish folks oysters
EdGruberTween: Oi...
Tor Hershman: Oy va ters?
donk: hmm orthodox don't eat shell fish i know
Tor Hershman: How un shell fish of them
principalpoop: is that right? oops, i was politically incorrect
ah.clem: I might be yiour brother Jim.
EdGruberTween: Crack a crab with you guys any time in VA & MD :-)
EdGruberTween: Ow i
Tor Hershman: Ortho Grow don't grow shell fish.....OR DOES IT!!!!
principalpoop: i sent some bay seasoning to italian guy from france living in spain, he loved it
Tor Hershman: Gonna go, stay on groovin' safari, all
principalpoop: ciao tor
EdGruberTween: A French Sicilian? We need a new game show!
donk: nite Tor
principalpoop: pizza with pate and artichoke hearts
EdGruberTween: Ah, the 'joke'
ah.clem: honey, where's the dead cat?
principalpoop: i forget where I threw it
cease: i'm not dead. justr breathing very slowly
principalpoop: oh peggy
Bunnyboy: nite Tor!
ah.clem: lol
Bunnyboy: I better go drag those dogs outside. Nite, folks!
principalpoop: woof woof bunny boy hip hop
cease: by bun
cease: by tor
principalpoop: over the edge written by
EdGruberTween: Anybody get that SNL picked up on, "Ohhh, noooo"
principalpoop: yes
EdGruberTween: Sluggo
principalpoop: mister whatshisname bill
EdGruberTween: Lots of folks owe Firesign, Nice to ,er, appreciate it while they're still around ;-)
principalpoop: and now, back to the world...
||||||||| At 11:23 PM, Bunnyboy rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
EdGruberTween: A member of FST on SNL once in a while?
cease: tween, they need new work, not memorials
EdGruberTween: Could bring back what they lost. Cool that Chevy Chase has been taken back as a regular guest.
principalpoop: that is quite mainstream, they usually swam the other way
EdGruberTween: Yeah, there's a great movie (not great, good) called "Idiocracy"
EdGruberTween: We need King Tut
cease: seen it
principalpoop: tut tut
cease: mikde judge
EdGruberTween: Did he look egyptian?
principalpoop: 3rd sequil to dumb and dumber?
cease: i'm reading A Tragic Legacy by Glenn Greenwald
donk: tell me more , Cease
cease: and Idiocracy is the world bushco depends upon and fights to expand
EdGruberTween: Making great fun of dumb and dumber and jackass and...
principalpoop: oki
cease: subtitle: how a good vs evil mentality destroyed the bush presidency
principalpoop: molly's brother?
EdGruberTween: Baddest ass President of the US!
EdGruberTween: Hey, fear sells...
EdGruberTween: Ivins?
EdGruberTween: RIP
cease: i'm reaing a lot in prep for cruise with krugman, but problem with all books is i[ve read most of the stuff elsewhere
principalpoop: yes sir
EdGruberTween: Ann Richards, Gov of TX?
cease: back in the days when texas was a democratic place
donk: i'm feeling good now, bush only has 13 more months to screw things up!
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tor Hershman - dead from jaundice
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cease: sam hayaka reckons back to the era of reagon, when cal was quite right wing
EdGruberTween: referring to Republicans, "You're talking about a party that says the country's going to hell because women don't stay at home and take care of the kids."
cease: lots of right wing wacky senators
principalpoop: makes me miss dole and mitchell
EdGruberTween: "You're talking about a party that says the country's going to hell because women don't get out and work" ;+))
donk: the dems are much better, they promised us they would get us out of iraq, in the last election
cease: if you listen ot firesign from this era, late 60s, lar and cal in general very fascist
principalpoop: hasert slipped away quietly what a clown
principalpoop: we thank you ahhh, clem
cease: in the sense of capital plus police equals fuck the poor, protestors, wrong colour, whatever
principalpoop: yes, the busses go
EdGruberTween: Ann Richards - Governor of TX before George Bush
donk: Jean shepherd called us "the night people"
EdGruberTween: Night People - Double Fun
donk: yeah
principalpoop: like a bad tooth, or penny, you are stuck with me
EdGruberTween: Sleep well, Billburg
cease: by tween
principalpoop: yes, pink hotel grows on you
principalpoop: oops night tween, thanks so much again
EdGruberTween: by cease, we've a chat!
ah.clem: you are the night people and that is not a bad thing
EdGruberTween: You've slipped on your tea, P?
principalpoop: whoops
cease: thats true, clem
cease: good for you
donk: we do think differently from the day people though
ah.clem :)
principalpoop: we think, they don't
donk: that too
ah.clem: yes we do, just without the cafe I would get some sleep, lol
ah.clem: at sunrise as it once was
principalpoop: protests are not what they used to be
principalpoop: it is all spin now, instead of taken seriously
principalpoop: so firesign become relevant
EdGruberTween: May Billburg know where to get help with broadband and OS
ah.clem: love the trowser snake bit, gets me every time
donk: firesign neer became main stream, that's why we like them
principalpoop: the one eyed snake is now drunk, i hold it
EdGruberTween: And if any of us are anywhere _near_ Virginia lol
ah.clem :)
donk: i like va, it's like michigan, it has a piece that you can only reach by bridge or ferry
cease: this is a very goo dfiresign piece
cease: halfing in a holocaust
principalpoop: virginia is the future, modern cosmopolitan face to face to with white rural religion
principalpoop: maybe not the future, but interesting
donk: lol
EdGruberTween: Except for the slaving docks (I'm so proud to be from Southern MD lol)
donk: lol
principalpoop: mason/dixon by phynchon was fun
donk: i'm a part owner of slave quaters in southern ga
EdGruberTween: Mason/Dixon right here
EdGruberTween: Schooled in MD & PA
principalpoop: i was accepted at univ of Penn, not enough money, i went to community college for 2 years here
cease: so y9ou get, ;like, the slave's kidneys?
principalpoop: time sharing of the slaves don?
EdGruberTween: Gov of AL was shot a few miles from my home
principalpoop: they will harvest your lawn?
EdGruberTween: (hate n* worse than the KKK ;-)
principalpoop: thanks to you ahhh, clem, all the best
principalpoop: it was fun :D
donk: i have property in southern ga in a community that has old slave quaters on the site,
principalpoop: toad away
EdGruberTween: Rest well, Dendrils :-)
cease: the year before i stsrtrd going to university in la, they made them expensive
donk: i wish i had a sanitary pedisal, mine is kinda gross
principalpoop: is it considered a historical site don, or just waiting to be developed...
donk: pedistal
principalpoop: out of state tuition is wow
EdGruberTween: Texas should have turned the sky black with helicopters. Oh, the other la lol
donk: no it's a protected area in our community, it's a tabby building ( made of oyster shells)
ah.clem: good night everyone!
donk: nite ah clem
principalpoop: that will last forever, they use oyster shells for foundations of houses near the beach in the panhandle of florida
EdGruberTween: Thranks clem
principalpoop: ciao keeper of the root
||||||||| At 11:51 PM, ah.clem rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
cease: great selections as usual, clem
EdGruberTween: Cooking something, P?
principalpoop: i don't think so
EdGruberTween: me either
principalpoop: i am not that clever
principalpoop: but others know me better than I know myself, I trust you lol
principalpoop: if you think I am, I might be
EdGruberTween: eldrige made a suit for women - had a place for the cock
principalpoop: i saw that
principalpoop: tied to the pant leg
EdGruberTween: making fun of bras
principalpoop: oops, it was a suit for a man
EdGruberTween: Look differently ;-)
cease: have you all heard the firresign riff on bras?
cease: i think it was hour hour
EdGruberTween: I love country rock. I live in Austin
EdGruberTween: No, it was making fun of bras
principalpoop: does not ring a bell
EdGruberTween: Kinky Friedman and Willie are friends. Kinky said, "He's a murderous dictator, and he's got to be taken down!". Willie said, "No, he's our President, and we've got to stand by him!"
EdGruberTween: Iraq
principalpoop: who sang end of the line? i like that song, i know the voice
EdGruberTween: Travelling Wilberries?
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
principalpoop: i don't know, you sent it to me...
principalpoop: i keep forgetting to google the lyrics to find the name
cease: they're not travelling, they have alzheimers
donk: and or are dead
donk: mostly dead i think
principalpoop: ahhh that is the name
cease: shoes for industry
principalpoop: i thought you were kidding, lol
principalpoop: are you holding comrade?
cease: ve are holding lots of comrades.
principalpoop: on which side?
EdGruberTween: Grateful, are we?
cease: shoes for the dead
EdGruberTween: The side of a buckey ball?
EdGruberTween: Which one...
principalpoop: yes, we agree
EdGruberTween: Been to Arcosanti in the north desert of AZ. You should visit sometime
principalpoop: i lost my steering wheel
EdGruberTween: Helped bend rebar and tote concrete
EdGruberTween: www.arcosanti.org
donk: me too
EdGruberTween: When?
EdGruberTween: '74 here
donk: early 70's
principalpoop: somewhere along the way
EdGruberTween: Last time I visited was in '95
EdGruberTween: Amazing thing they're doing
EdGruberTween: It's not for everybody
EdGruberTween: Paolo Soleri was a student of Frank Lloyd Wright
principalpoop: my grandmother and mother used to take pictures of wrights houses whenever they found one
EdGruberTween: If you're ever on Route 17 between Flagstaff and Phoenix, stop in :-)
principalpoop: i have no eye for architecture
cease: i love archirecture
EdGruberTween: Wright wanted to 'build in' to the environment. Soleri is bit more extreme lol
cease: i travel to see it
EdGruberTween: A city in the desert
donk: hmm i've got property just off route 17 in ga, probably not the same route 17
EdGruberTween: Well, hop the Lear LOL
principalpoop: is that the interstate? that goes full across
cease: they just tore down a great building here in van last week, first house by local god arthur eriikson
cease: heritwge is always udner seige
principalpoop: i thought even numbers were east/west
EdGruberTween: Nothing like northern AZ - Grand Canyon and such
EdGruberTween: make you humble as a human being
cease: i conme from the praries. they do that too
EdGruberTween: Yes, mine seige, whatever you ask...
principalpoop: i hitchhiked from tallahassee to los angles, wow
cease: ive hitched accorss canada several times. its mostly NATURE NATURE humanNATURE
EdGruberTween: Route 10?
principalpoop: yes
EdGruberTween: Route 10 is amazing. Southern border of the US from Cal to FL
principalpoop: got a long ride with some mormons from texas, dropped me off in phoenix
cease: hitching used to be fun. waiting for rides, not so much
EdGruberTween: It's the natural thing, don;t you know? (Bill Payne w/Doobies on ARP 2600)
donk: i can't remember when the last time i saw someone hitchhiking, it's been many years for sure
cease: you do meet some interesting people
EdGruberTween: They're building a space port in TX. Not Houston
principalpoop: they gave me a couple of dollars for driving, she was too tired, i bought cigarettes and coffee, they were not happy lol
EdGruberTween: Oh yeah!!! Interesting people
donk: what more do you need, than cigarettes and coffee
EdGruberTween: Austin is an island. Like Madison, WI
cease: there were occasional assholes but most people were nice, just tyring to help me out
principalpoop: exactly donk
EdGruberTween: Yep, that's not a bad attitude
principalpoop: most had quiet lives, enjoyed the little interruption and were helpful
donk: i only hitch hiked locally, but i did it often, and never had a problem
EdGruberTween: You'd swear you were in SF here sometimes.
EdGruberTween: Janis Joplin sang here
principalpoop: in the city, they already can meet lots of new people if they want
EdGruberTween: It's also the Cap City of TX, and like Silicon Valley
cease: theres a very good programme on the history channel now, about the woman who brought the Rape of Nanking back in to attention
EdGruberTween: Quite a mix ;-)
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from the fiddlers
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principalpoop: janis joplin got the hell out of there, but that was years ago
cease: how far is janis's texas from where you are tween?
EdGruberTween: Yeah, let's all follow a flag
cease: i know the state not
principalpoop: i saw somewhere she was a hippie in good ole texas, not fun for her in high school there
principalpoop: she took a train across canada, stopping and playing in pubs, wow
EdGruberTween: I live in what was called in the 1800's, the "colored" part of town. There have been some improvements since the civil war lol
principalpoop: ahh, the other side of the tracks
EdGruberTween: Some people think I'm trying to "gentrify". They have no idea
principalpoop: when it gets urban, you have to work and shop with all kinds of folks
principalpoop: not really a matter of gentrification or money
EdGruberTween: Poop- We're talking Willie, Waylon, Janis - it was once called a place where the rednecks and the hippies drank at the same bars
EdGruberTween: Very "down-to-earth"
principalpoop: i was in a dive and bikers came in, and they played cat stevens on the juke box
principalpoop: i don't judge
EdGruberTween: Which 1?
principalpoop: i don't know
principalpoop: not sure of the state now lol
EdGruberTween: She moves like an Angel? LOL
principalpoop: sad lisa
principalpoop: tea for the tillerman album
donk: i don't listen to cat stevens, ever
EdGruberTween: Mona?
cease: hell's peace trainers?
EdGruberTween: I like Angelsea. Moog 35
principalpoop: huh? father and son is not fun?
EdGruberTween: Great Cat Stevens
cease: cat yes, stevens no
principalpoop: lol
principalpoop: not a fan, i like that album a lot
principalpoop: you prefer ray i bet
donk: he didn't object to the soloman rushdie, faqua? he is trash to me
principalpoop: ray stevens, the streaker and similar songs
principalpoop: opps, i don't know about that
EdGruberTween: Yes, and the Beatles can levitate because they met The Maharashi Yogi
cease: the beatels music levitates us all
cease: image firesign without the beatles?
EdGruberTween: Probably got disenchanted with the American lifestyle
EdGruberTween: Magical Firesign Tour?
principalpoop: found a wonderful site about the prisoner, i lost the link, fascinating
EdGruberTween: Ohhhh, goooooey
donk: thanks a lot lol
principalpoop: trying to find it again is awful
principalpoop: i blame myself
principalpoop: maybe you will have luck, you know it is out there, somewhere lol
donk: thats ok we blame you too
principalpoop: i still learn things
principalpoop: donk does not like cat stevens, dave did not like johnny carson, things I took for granted
cease: everyohe doesnt like something
cease: i loved carson
principalpoop: i did too
cease: as benny from whence he came
donk: well i love carson, and anyone who didn't like carson is unamerican
principalpoop: i didn't know he could rub somebody the wrong way
cease: i'm unamerican and i love carson
principalpoop: cat stevens is disgusting
EdGruberTween: back
principalpoop: i might not like listening to him now, have to wait and see
principalpoop: wb tween
donk: i liked some of cat stevens songs, just not his politics
EdGruberTween: Morning is Broken is early Wakeman on piano
EdGruberTween: Mongo like Rick
principalpoop: i knew he became a muslim, still pretty songs
EdGruberTween: need to restart
EdGruberTween: brb
principalpoop: ahhh, I did not know that, I should have, that is wakeman
cease: i was hitching from yamagata city to the 20 k away suburb where i lived in a snowy night in jan 72 and i got picked up by folks who were playing cat stevens in thtire car. im his fan forever
donk: i don't care that he became a muslim, i care that he called for solman rushdee's death
principalpoop: i agree, he is disgusting
cease: yeah, thats unforgiveable
donk: but still moon shadows, pretty cool :)
cease: my ability to enjoy music has so profoundly atrophied, that i cold once enjoy his music must be cherished, as memory
donk: lol
cease: yah that wasa one of the songs they played on my ride back to my home suburb in very cold snowy northern mountain japanese city i was htichg through
principalpoop: i like songs I know, inside looking out by grand funk railroad and paranoid and such, i still 'get into it"
principalpoop: lovely songs, from a different time
||||||||| Catherwood ushers ATweenTooFar inside, makes a note of the time (12:41 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
principalpoop: i can't recall where I first heard most songs, or firesign...
principalpoop: wb tween
ATweenTooFar: Bridge over the river Tween?
principalpoop: that had a boat of stars in it, but it was a B movie, a movie too far lol
principalpoop: boatload
ATweenTooFar: Bridgeload
ATweenTooFar: Dynamite
ATweenTooFar: lol
ATweenTooFar: But, I digress...
principalpoop: no, that was from Whats happening
principalpoop: Dynooooomite
ATweenTooFar: Sure, the Black Experience, as seen on TV from Inuit camps
cease: tween has doubled since i left
principalpoop: they were trying, twisted and pathetic, but they were trying lol
ATweenTooFar: Rod Serling for President
cease: conrad black? he's off to jail
cease: at last
cease: if only murdoch would follow him
ATweenTooFar: This is no ordinary Presidency....
principalpoop: murdoch is going to make the wsj more popular, wonderful
cease: corpses for prez? who's your fave/ i vote for mlk
principalpoop: him for rfk
principalpoop: or
principalpoop: imagine rfk instead of nixon, what a world
ATweenTooFar: I have a dream. My kids are just as stupid as your kids...
ATweenTooFar: We will sell them xboxes instead of pysics...
cease: you thihk paul krugman will be in new democratic administration?
ATweenTooFar: They can borrow money from Communist China for their iPods...
ATweenTooFar: I have a dream!!
principalpoop: i assume he will have some role
cease: thats the best thing i ever heard, tween
ATweenTooFar: A game of pool, sir?
cease: somethig of that caliber is firesign's a shadow moves upon the land
principalpoop: 8 or 9 ball?
ATweenTooFar: There's still a year left. Pretty sure Ron Paul and the Libertarians of TX are going to shake the Republican party to their roots.
ATweenTooFar: Ah, Klugman
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||||||||| EdGruberTween - dead from The Plague
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cease: you think so about paul, tween?
cease: guess he gone
ATweenTooFar: This guy is raising $5M in one day
principalpoop: must be having pc problems
cease: but only one
ATweenTooFar: I think if David Duke endorses him, tghere are serious problems lol
principalpoop: ahhh doubled up and bet right
cease: his views on everything but the war are weird with a beard
ATweenTooFar: But he keeps talking up the Constitution like it's something we've forgotten about. many people like that.
cease: and i'm fond of beards
ATweenTooFar: Black & Blue?
ATweenTooFar: Or Groucho and John?
principalpoop: i have no idea, the public move around like sheep, not telling what direction they will be running next year now
principalpoop: oops no telling
ATweenTooFar: Baaaahhhh
ATweenTooFar: You've seen the bit I did on my web site about Britney?
ATweenTooFar: Since FST made fun, I thought I'd join in. Proctor gave the nod.
principalpoop: i have not browsed through my favorites list in while, both your and cats blog are on there
ATweenTooFar: www.kurtericson.com - search "britney'
principalpoop: I should check in lol
donk: i didn't but i hope you didn't pick on britney, she is a trian wreck a true tragidy
ATweenTooFar: She's an icon, and deserves all the money she gets
donk: train wrreck
cease: you yanks think republicans will keep the wihite house next year?
cease: or is prez hillary only bush light?
ATweenTooFar: Nope, we're going to a parliamentary system
donk: i wonder how anyone here would act it thrown millions of dollars at, when they were in there teens
ATweenTooFar: Then the next Pres can truly say he 'serves the queen'
donk: if thrownn
ATweenTooFar: And the most popular song in Austin will be the Maple Leaf Rag lol
cease: is there a dif between the Best Republican and the Worst Democrat ?
ATweenTooFar: We need campaign finance reform.
principalpoop: oops, i forgot you lol
ATweenTooFar: The only thing that'll stop the madness of the US offices going to the highest bidder.
principalpoop: i will watch the rest later lol wonderful
donk: you think? it will never happen, but we do need it
cease: im reading greenwald , krugman et al
cease: i have no faith in oyur country
cease: which is why i wantr to hang with these air amercians. they are atr leat tryingt to create change
principalpoop: ahh come on cat, we have folks trying to keep everybody honest
ATweenTooFar: Well, it's the old conversation about how we can best serve human freedom. What does _that_ mean?
cease: fuck all we can do here, as our pm a bush clone
donk: i have faith in our country just not our gov't
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
ATweenTooFar: A Soviet line for simple goods as long as the army can fight off Nazis?
principalpoop: the gitmo folks are being discussed by the supreme court, only took 7 years
cease: yes, there are 300 mllion of you. there are a lot of great people in there
cease: watcvhing dylan at newport, i was re-made aware of how one person can change reality
ATweenTooFar: Sod it all... we're just a planet, in a system, in galaxy, in a universe...
donk: lol
principalpoop: most adults have learned from experience that the media lies, about the product making you happy, the politician fixing things, etc..
cease: but i see our once proud environmental aspirations turned to shit as bush suker pm doesnt want to inconveniane us oil industry
ATweenTooFar: So let's hope that there's intelligent life out there, because there's sod all here on earth...
donk: people will be arguing this shit long after we are all dead
cease: before we were born, long after anyone else is born
principalpoop: we got rid of gonzales, that was a big step
ATweenTooFar: CN oil is shale. It'll cost $100/bbl
principalpoop: even republicans could not stand some of the stuff he pulled
cease: rumfeld, rose kinda
cease: but thats more of a whos thst man behinbd the stage, toto?
cease: rove
ATweenTooFar: Toto, did someone mention 1984 best recorded album?
principalpoop: noo, the head of the justice department is not a flunky ask mitchell, reno
cease: i barely remember 84
principalpoop: when was 1984?
ATweenTooFar: Ah, domine domine domine, you're all gamblers now...
ATweenTooFar: Toto IV - exxxxxcellllent
donk: then answer is there was now best album in the 80's
cease: wasnt johnny piano involved with toto?
principalpoop: rove says the congress pushed us into war, no shame whatsoever
ATweenTooFar: Much better is Roseanna Arquette in "Amazon Women On The Moon"
cease: yes, you r country would make alice in wonderland think too strange
principalpoop: i guess ABBA internationally
ATweenTooFar: She asks her date for a major credit card and gets his entire dating history
ATweenTooFar: As opposed to the Calgary Stampeed?
ATweenTooFar: Yeeeee ha lol
cease: lol tween
cease: ive been to several.
cease: my uncle a big calgary architect
principalpoop: ikke nik correctite
ATweenTooFar: We went ot the '67 WF in Montreal and crossed the country
cease: bu7t gw bush makes dali look banal
cease: relalt? i lvoed that fair
ATweenTooFar: Amazingly nice territory. In the summer ;-)
cease: i went with my uncle the arch, he designed the western canada pavilloin
principalpoop: i have never been to canada, or mexico
cease: we could go in the back door
principalpoop: wow cease
cease: i will go to mexico in feb for first time
cease: well i was there when i was 2 but memories are not there
ATweenTooFar: CN is US lite (sorry). MX is a completely different gthing.
principalpoop: my grandmother loved mexico, she loved yellowstone and glacier park too
principalpoop: i should visit those, sometime
cease: i grew up in la which is mexico with lots of gringos
cease: whe i was back there recently, there were fewer and fewer of "us"
ATweenTooFar: You can actually go to a doctor in CN if you have no money. Don't know how long that's going to last.
cease: twen. dont worry about that.
ATweenTooFar: You mean Anglos didn't name Santa Cruz?
cease: my province's premier, tommy douglas gave first me and then all of canada health care you yanks must salivate for
cease: this was a long time ago
ATweenTooFar: You should look at a map of Mexico before the Mexican/American War. Quite a difference.
cease: so my rich parents get the same treatment as poor junkies in the next bod
ATweenTooFar: We took 1/2 of MX
cease: bed
principalpoop: it is quarter after 1, night guys, ciaooo
cease: excatly, texan tween
ATweenTooFar: hard to think aboot that lol
Merlyn: night pp
cease: by poop
principalpoop: have a super week
Merlyn: I'm off too
||||||||| 1:13 AM -- principalpoop left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Catherwood says "1:13 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Merlyn by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
ATweenTooFar: Later, gators :-)
cease: off we flee
||||||||| cease rushes off, saying "1:13 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| It's 1:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| donk - dead from the common cold
||||||||| ATweenTooFar - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bubba's Brain
Hemlock Stones
Tor Hershman
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Rogue's Gallery:

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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"