A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 14, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Firebroiled tiptoes in around 8:33 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Firebroiled: . . .nointed with oil on troubled waters?
Oh Heavenly Grid,
help us bear up thy Standard,
out Chevon flashing bright across the Golf of Compromise,
standing Humble on the Rich Field of Mobile American Thinking?
Here in this Shell we call Life . . .

Firebroiled: Pardon me, while I Exxon
||||||||| Firebroiled leaves to catch the 8:34 AM train to Elmertown.
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 7:55 PM, dragging ah,clem by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| ah,clem says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, ah,clem exits at 7:57 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 14, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies ah,clem in through the front door at 9:06 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:07 PM and cease bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
cease: anyone here?
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:07 PM, dragging UberTween by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
cease: ah, tween
UberTween: Hey cease, clem
UberTween: Getting a late start tonight, I guess
cease: gimme immortality!
cease: fine choice
UberTween: So how's the weather in BC?
cease: i checked in at 6 and no one was here
UberTween: Immortality and then Next World
cease: most of the snow has melted. a good thing
UberTween: I'll bet
cease: interesting combination
UberTween: Clem thought it was a good fit.
||||||||| 9:10 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
llanwydd: evening folks
UberTween: I requested Next World, and he said "but of course you have to die first" ;)
cease: this part reminds me of the end of next world, all the voices from hell or wherever
UberTween: Evenin' LL
cease: hi llan
cease: lol
llanwydd: what's on?
UberTween: Immortality
llanwydd: I used to have that
cease: immortality and next world
cease: is clem here?
UberTween: He was doing announcements earlier
ah,clem: yes
llanwydd: well, I'm listening to "What This Country Needs".
UberTween: Well, that settles that
cease: are you going to play the Digital Diners or are they not broadcast quality
llanwydd: don't have immortality
llanwydd: I must have death
cease: always a good choice, llan
UberTween: ;)
cease: or you could have cake, if you join the anglicans
cease: this sounds like twilight zone episode To Serve Man
cease: made in america, of americans
ah,clem: ah you choose death, very wise, but first a little chi chi
cease: there is a slight adbusters connection to the joe camel bit
llanwydd: this is a dead end
ah,clem: something wrong with my refresh, be back in a bit
||||||||| At 9:17 PM, ah,clem scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
cease: when i first visited proc at his house in beverly hills around xmas 95, he showed me a picture he'd clipped from a magazine, a parody ad for Joe Chemo
UberTween: Small crowd this evening. Everybody taking their sweethearts to dinner, I suppose.
cease: that was the origin of this bit and it was from adbusters, though proc didnt know the origin of the pic when he got it
cease: that must be it,k tween. i hadnt thought of that
UberTween: Joe Chemo - very good
cease: we'll be babysitting a couple of actual babies later this eve when our friends go out for dinner
UberTween: Bought one of PK's Disney posters. Funny stuff
cease: you mentioned you'd heard from him last week, tween?
cease: i emailed him yesterday but it was returned, wrong address.
UberTween: Yeah, we trade email once in a while.
cease: the memorial orgy? that is a classic
UberTween: I'll mail it to ya, cease
UberTween: Yeah, the orgy
||||||||| ah,clem tiptoes in around 9:21 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
UberTween: And may I say that Disney deserves every bit of it ;)
UberTween: wb clem
UberTween: Feeling refreshed now?
cease: one tends to think of walt as a prude, but that may not have been true.
cease: i remember the posters of pregnant lucy and other peanuts girls confronting charlie brown.
UberTween: Well, people are often not true to their public persona
ah,clem: seems ok now
UberTween: lol - haven't seen that one
cease: turns out he was having an affair, while maintaining such a "churchly" image
UberTween: Thought maybe you went for an ale ;)
cease: i have to pick up that new bio of shultz
UberTween: Hey, take a look at the private lives of all those TV preschers ;)
cease: Rosemud?
UberTween: preachers
cease: therre is at least one more ref to "rosebud:" in firesign.
llanwydd: do you think "churchly image" is a bit of an overstatement?
llanwydd: not the right word anyway
cease: one i heard recently, but dont remember where
cease: in the ned flanders sense, tween
cease: i've been watching the simpsons dvd
UberTween: Great character (Flanders)
cease: like firesign, it survives multiple exposures
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Tor Hershman into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:27 PM, then departs.
cease: hi tor
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, clem, Ll, Uber
cease: 'lo hershman
UberTween: I expect The Simpsons will end being seen as classic
llanwydd: evening tor
UberTween: Lo dere Tor
Tor Hershman: and last but not least, Cease
||||||||| Outside, the 9:28 PM bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Bambi coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: ever since it left the tracy ullman show and had its own show, it's been that
UberTween: Evenin' Bambi
cease: bambi
Bambi: hello Dear Friends
UberTween: Didn't know they started with Ullman
Tor Hershman: Howey do, Bam
Bambi waves!
cease: yes and it wasnt very promising then.
UberTween: The early episodes certainly lacked polish in the drawing
UberTween: Now they're icons
cease: you never saw the ullmans? you're lucky
Tor Hershman: The guy that robbed the eye bank and got nabbed - an eye con
UberTween: Nope
UberTween groans
cease: hows it goin, tor?
Tor Hershman: Much less awful, cease
cease: watching the flick yesterday i was looking for things i wouldnt see or hear on the tv show.
Tor Hershman: Bein' a Fat Free Lactarian rulez over what moi t'were
cease: i dont think the tv show would contain lines like "boob lady" homer refers to his rescuing shaman as
UberTween: Oh oh, clem's fading
cease: you avoid fat, tor?
Tor Hershman: He is?
UberTween: Hmmmm - seem to have lost the feed
Tor Hershman: Like a politician flees form justice
cease: he must have been wearting the ring too much
UberTween: lol
ah,clem: ...
UberTween: tech on the feed now
cease: what happened to cni?
Tor Hershman: In fact, cease, I had to start takin' extra fish oil 'cause moi's skin was becoming damaged with graetest of ease, even when not on a trapezeeeeeee
UberTween: Appears to be just Rob's feed. CNI feed is OK
UberTween: Oops - spoke too soon...
UberTween: Forgot about the delay between the two.
Tor Hershman: No drugs, no smokes, no booze, no meat, no fat , no sex.....NO PAIN - fudge the gain.
ah,clem: got it back, dunno what happened
UberTween: Didn't know you were sick, Tor. Glad you're feeling better
cease: probably a pisces, working for scale, tor
UberTween: Sounds like quite a regimen, Tor
Tor Hershman: Gad, you must-a missed moi's gallbladder bitchin' posts here at The Waiting Room
UberTween: I did
Tor Hershman: It ain't bad, Uber. MUCH M U C H better than the horrible pain moi done did have for four years
UberTween: Ouch - that's a long time to suffer with such a condition
Tor Hershman: Now I can walk more than 20 steps without needing to stop for one or two minutes
UberTween: Yikes
Tor Hershman: Now moi can pretty much.....just walk
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:39 PM, dragging drmatt by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
Tor Hershman: However, I used to be the fastest walker in town, now.....about the slowest.
UberTween: Often useful ;)
UberTween: Hi Matt
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Dr M
drmatt: Which Ways Goshen?
drmatt: Howdy
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Tor Hershman: Geeee, Dr. M is just in time to hear a geezer bithch about illness
cease: hi matt
Tor Hershman: Bye, Bam
drmatt: Well roll up your sleeve and bend over....
drmatt: Hi Cease
cease: did bambi leave?
Tor Hershman: Well, really.....moi 'tis praisin' bein' a Fat Free Lactarian
drmatt: The ol' doctor will fix you right up
UberTween: Succumbed to Globner's
Tor Hershman: + + + + + I get to eat lots of beans sooooooo fartin, my greatest hobby, is goin' STRONG!!!
UberTween: Lots of fiber, eh?
Tor Hershman: That's the problem, Matt. I izzzz an old doc.
Tor Hershman: Tons of fiber. A goose would be jealous of moi.
drmatt: Thats not a problem
cease: old is relative.
drmatt: my wife is a doc, and her name is not nancy
Tor Hershman: Well, D.D. ain't a help
cease: rachel maddow is a doc, but not that kind of doc
||||||||| Outside, the 9:43 PM crosstown bus from Texas pulls away, leaving HoneySanchez coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: and speaking of honey....
UberTween: Hey Honey
HoneySanchez: Hello Dear Friends
drmatt: sticky
HoneySanchez cough cough
Tor Hershman: Say, if'in anyone here can blow-up an image go wall size, and has the resources to waste, enlarge moi "Butterfly" and let moi know how it looks http://torhershman.blogspot.com/
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Hon
drmatt: Hello...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bambi inside, makes a note of the time (9:44 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Tor Hershman: go wall size - to wall size, whatever
UberTween: Settled in to your new abode, Honey?
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Bam
UberTween: wb Bambi
drmatt: nice art
Bambi: tks :-)
HoneySanchez nods
HoneySanchez: yes in a fashion, tween
HoneySanchez: hi bambi :)
cease: i hear your primary was finally decided, honey
UberTween: Bet it's nice and warm in Tuscon
cease: did the ballots all stick together?
Tor Hershman: Joe Camel done sayin' bye to the cigs
cease: thats one line that doesnt work: the news drought.
Bambi: Hey Honey and drmatt
drmatt: Tor, noce butterfly
cease: in this album, there is never a news drought
HoneySanchez: well, i have not made it to tucson....i am still in new mexico staying with a friend from mexico city
drmatt: nice...
UberTween: Works for me every time I happen to see the Fox News channel ;)
Bambi: having a nice visit I hope
UberTween: Hope things are working out ok, Honey
Tor Hershman: Thanks, Dr. M.
cease: that would work on air america, the us plus ad
HoneySanchez: as good as can be expected for the moment, tween thanks for askin' :)
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:48 PM and Elayne sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
HoneySanchez: hello elayne
drmatt: 'evening mam
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, El
UberTween: Absolutely - and more on getting some Firesign on AirAm?
UberTween: Hi E
Bambi: yeah, no 'news' drought, but not much true news
cease: happy v day, el
Tor Hershman: I was Andy Warhol for 15 minutes
llanwydd: sdfghkj
Elayne: Boy, am I sleepy. Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to eat heavily-garlicked pizza before bedtime. Didn't sleep a wink last night.
Elayne: Happy V-Day to all of you as well!
UberTween: Well put, Bambi
Bambi: hey Elaine~
drmatt: we all were...
cease: i hear war is hol
UberTween: And you as well E :)
Bambi: hey llanwydd
Tor Hershman: Happy Hearts Day
llanwydd: hi bambi
||||||||| H. Stones tiptoes in around 9:50 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
UberTween groans again
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, H.
UberTween: Hello Stones
Elayne: Evenin' Stones!
H. Stones: Greeetings one and all
Bambi: Hey Stones
cease: hi stones
llanwydd: hey stones
H. Stones: just give me a moment whilst i shift my paradigm
HoneySanchez waves at Hemlock Stones
H. Stones: Hi Hon
HoneySanchez: hola
Tor Hershman: Pair of dimes, if you got it.....flaunt it.
UberTween: Shifting on your sanitary paradigm?
H. Stones: its only a manual shift
UberTween: Ah, so you have to double clutch
Bambi: 4 or 5 speed?
llanwydd: shift yer organs
cease: i'll drink to anything
UberTween: You're fading, clem....
cease: a rif on dwaref?
Tor Hershman: Yep, Clem
ah,clem: ...
H. Stones: Yo Clem
Tor Hershman: I get to be the CRAZIEST!
drmatt: I must go pull the wagons into a circle
H. Stones: easier said than done Clem
drmatt: bed time for the little clones
cease: how is job search, el?
Tor Hershman: YIKES!!!!
cease: you've got to clone?
drmatt: why yes, it is a natural act... I think,...
Tor Hershman: The screen went away, but the post went through, huuuum
drmatt: 'night all, this is Nino saying, goodbye?
cease: night, matt
Tor Hershman: TTFN, Dr. M
Elayne: Cat, I updated all job search info on my blog a couple hours ago. I still have not been hired anywhere.
cease: what was that little bit before next world staeted?
Elayne: Night Dr. Matt@
cease: i hope that changes soon, el
ah,clem: dr sy borg,
cease: yes clem, is that from immortality?
UberTween: Yeah cease, that one's unfamiliar
Tor Hershman: Yes, El. - - - Captialism = Terrorsim - - - Communism = Impossible - - - Showism, well there's no ism like Showism
ah,clem: honey, where's the dead cat?
ah,clem: no, just a clip I had, not sure from where
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
HoneySanchez: stashed, clem
Tor Hershman: LOL over the edge
Elayne: I'm sorry folks, I have to go. My connection is cutting in and out like a crazy monkey. Looks like we have to call Cablevision back tomorrow to fix things again...
Elayne: Next week, all.
||||||||| Elayne is kicked out just as the clock strikes 10:02 PM.
UberTween: Switching to OS X - biab
Tor Hershman: TTFN, El
cease: good luck with that, el
HoneySanchez: catherwood please make me a broken heart with a twist
||||||||| Catherwood gets HoneySanchez a broken heart with a twist.
cease: whats in a broken heart?
Tor Hershman: HEY!!! Did anyone ever do the parody, "Thank God I'm An Atheist"??? I'll hav-ta google that in a wee bit.
llanwydd: I always thought that Peggy in "Over the Edge" was intended to mock women who crave attention, until I heard the Pink Hotel version
HoneySanchez: grain alcohol grenadine & bitters
cease: aha
||||||||| UberTweeny tiptoes in around 10:06 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
llanwydd: because I have unfortunately known women like Peggy
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Uber
H. Stones: llan, known in the biblical sense ?
llanwydd: hardly
HoneySanchez: where's the poopmeister tonight? hmmmmmmm
ah,clem: grain alcohol grenadine & bitters, that would do it, lol
HoneySanchez: indeed, clem heh
H. Stones: its not all it would do clem
ah,clem: tee he
Tor Hershman: Jolly jolly jolly jolly oops jolly oops (Magical Mystery Tour reference)
cease: every time i hear it anew, i'm surprised at its badness
cease: from their previous albums so rich in ideas and comedy, to a buncha barely funny names that drone on and on
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| drmatt - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Tor Hershman: Funny names that drone on and on??? 1/3 of Monty Python bits.
cease: but the commercail parodies are always great
llanwydd: which are you talking about, cat?
cease: the last "act" of this album. the clocks
llanwydd: oh, yes
Tor Hershman: 2/3 of SNL's bits
cease: its works better visually, tor
llanwydd: dr. fork's nurse
Tor Hershman: Oh, gad, Cease, you should see the thousands of production numbers moi hast done did in moi's noggin.
cease: is all that tedium a set up for this more highly paced, firesonian humour?
llanwydd: voi hast done. lofty
||||||||| donk steps in at 10:14 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
llanwydd: hey donk
ah,clem: hi Don
HoneySanchez: Hola Donk
donk: hey llan, clem, and all
cease: hi don
llanwydd: don k. hoatie?
donk: hey cease
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Don
UberTweeny: Hi Don
donk: hey Tor, hope all are doing well tonite
donk: Uber
llanwydd: I'm ok. had a tooth pulled yesterday, but I'm feeling better now
cease: better is good
llanwydd: took about an hour and a half
llanwydd: the tooth was already broken
HoneySanchez: ouch
Tor Hershman: "All I Want For Xmas," now that's a parody
llanwydd: lol
UberTweeny: Interesting effect, clem ;)
donk: that's never fun, tooth pulling usually involves large quantities of blood
llanwydd: yeah it was bloody
Tor Hershman: Large amounts of molla, too
llanwydd: I don't know how the tooth broke but it might have been the filling was too tight
donk: a pair of vice grips, and a wad of cotton, will fix you up pretty cheaply
cease: sounds hideous, llna
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| UberTween - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: the filling came loose before I knew it was broken and I had an abcess
Tor Hershman: Nothing like a broken jaw to start the day off right, Don
HoneySanchez: i have a broken tooth, & i have thought the same thing, don
donk: maybe a little Jack to make it fun
H. Stones: fluoride makes teeth brittle
cease: montgomery burns?
llanwydd: I had had an extraction 18 years ago so I knew what to expect. just don't want to keep losing teeth
Tor Hershman: Flora and fauna ide
donk: i've never done floride, had well water most of my life
H. Stones: lucky you donk
Tor Hershman: Well, well, well
llanwydd: I think all toothpaste has flouride. you can't get away from it
H. Stones: no not all
cease: you live inthe country, donk?
H. Stones: just most
donk: just use a little backing soda, instead
cease: old folks like it too
donk: yeah, i live in the stix
llanwydd: on a houseboat?
cease: far from a city or other source of polluition?
llanwydd: houseboat to hades
Tor Hershman: Yuuuuummmmmy, bowl of shredded wheat and bran with skim milk, Splenda and vanilla, Yum
cease: we get spring water here in north van, if you go to the spring and fill up your bottle
donk: i wish, i live on a dirt road, surrounded by corn and soybeans, with a few cows, horses thrown in
llanwydd: I like spoon-size shredded wheat too
Tor Hershman: Alan Watts and L. Ron Hubbard's Love Houseboats
UberTweeny: Quite the health kick, Tor :)
cease: which means what, tor?
Tor Hershman: Just tryin' to keep the pain down, Uber
donk: i like house boats, they are bascially floaating rv's
H. Stones: report on radio just now says only 4 per cent of the worlds oceans are not polluted noticably
llanwydd: pain, tor? what's wrong?
Tor Hershman: Watts is on second
cease: i have a friend who is trying to get one here in van. i hope he doesnt turn into a zen scientologist
cease: lol tor
H. Stones: Zen Scientologist, is that like One Hand Begging ??
Tor Hershman: NOTHINGS WRONG *sniff sniff* * boohoo* .....oh wait, there is something worng.....LIFE
H. Stones: Dont worry Tor, its not permanent
Tor Hershman: Hey, speakin' of Universal, anyone viewed the Frankenstein or Wolfman DVDs?
UberTweeny: LOL Tor
UberTweeny: Heard that ;)
Tor Hershman: They are excellent, many most cool extras
HoneySanchez: hehe
UberTweeny: Not moi, Tor
donk: no i haven't tor, sounds interesting
llanwydd: I've seen both films, tor but not on dvd
Tor Hershman: Oh, moi knows that, H. In fact....it never really was at all.
Tor Hershman: The Frankenstein extras are worth cost of the DVD. Well, if'in you get them from the public libray EVERYTHING is worth the cost.
Bambi: keep falling asleep; been a rough week. Mother was doing well after her hip surgery till the idiots at hospital let her fall on her hip (the newly replaced one) on the tile floor in the bathroom
cease: the only reason i thikn they would be doing this is their original piece on kpfk, the film festival on the radio
cease: bummer bambi
cease: my parnets are also in new institution, no longer their own stuff but serious nurses
Bambi: waiting on x-rays now
Tor Hershman: Doctors are what....the 3rd of 4th leading cause of death?
donk: sorry to hear tht, Bambi
Bambi: I don't know Tor, but that was the first time mother was left alone to their care and only for a few hrs ... friggin' idiots
Tor Hershman: Just think of the janiTOR that should've been doctors and versa visa. It can bring a wry chuckle, at times.
H. Stones: i hope she recovers soon Bambi
Bambi: hope so too
Tor Hershman: Not a chuckle over you mon's awful fall, just in general at the status quoers
Bambi: worst part is she has alzheimers ... and the stress and pain meds made it rather interesting as it was
donk: bambi, when my mom had her hip replaced, the physical therapist pushed her to much and she fell , set her back several weeks
Tor Hershman: Makes not having health care a breeze at times
Bambi: it was a good chuckle Tor
Bambi: anyway, from being up so much the last few nights and the long drive both ways; I am wiped out. I need to get some sleep; I keep falling asleep
llanwydd: my parents are only in their 70s and they do everything for themselves
UberTweeny: Nasty, Bambi
llanwydd: they live in daytona
Bambi: hey Donk; sorry missed you coming in
UberTweeny: I was born near Daytona
Tor Hershman: Moi's dad died when moi t'were five and mom when moi t'were 19.....I WIN!!!!
HoneySanchez: sorry to hear about your mother, bambi health care is just not what it should be these days
donk: i was in daytona, 10 days ago, small world
llanwydd: I haven't been there in about 4 years
UberTweeny: lol Tor
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Principalpoop in through the front door at 10:35 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Bambi: so you had 4 relatively good years?
HoneySanchez: heya pp hola
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Poop
donk: actually it was about 15 days ago, i go there every year for the rolex 24 hour race
Bambi ;-)
UberTweeny: Hey P, we were wondering about you...
Principalpoop: camptown racers sing this song
Bambi: see you all next week; great seeing you all
UberTweeny: lol Bambi
HoneySanchez: we always wonder about you, pp
llanwydd: I tried driving there from california once but when I got to dayton ohio I figured why drive another thousand miles just for the extra vowel
Bambi: hey PrinceP
Principalpoop: night deer bambi
UberTweeny: Sleep well, deer person
HoneySanchez: nite bambi sweet dreams
donk: lol
UberTweeny: lol LL
Tor Hershman: Camptown Speed Racers
llanwydd: that's not even my joke but I think its funny
Principalpoop: hola hula honey
donk: nite Bambi, hope your mom improves
Tor Hershman: TTFN, Ban
llanwydd: nite Bambi
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Bubba's Brain in through the front door at 10:37 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Bubba's Brain: Hey all....
llanwydd: hey bub!
Principalpoop: how is everybody? or you folks anyway? hi bubba
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Bub
HoneySanchez: hello, bubba
donk: hey bubba
UberTweeny: Hi Bubba
Bubba's Brain: Hey, Hi, Hey, Hello, Howdy do, hey, hi.
Principalpoop: how is irving honey?
HoneySanchez: my life is in boxes in storage, p...otherwise ok
cease: hey bub.
cease: our house has just been taken over by babies
cease: welll,, it's better than rabies
llanwydd: oh yes. you are babysitting tonight
Principalpoop: i still have 10 boxes unopened from my last move, 10 years ago
UberTweeny: Not much different ;)
Principalpoop: cat the babysitter, set them straight cat
Tor Hershman: Hey, if'in anyone is really bored on a Saturday night you can head on over to Cult Radio A Go Go. Two or three weeks ago Larry Storch was the call in guest and yes.....they have a chat room.
Principalpoop: thanks tor, larry storch huh?
donk: i've still got a bunch of unopened boxes from my last move too, but that was only a little more than 3 years ago
HoneySanchez: larry storch used to be my neighbor when i lived in sherman oaks
Tor Hershman: Moi ain't moved since '84
Principalpoop: allen sherman?
HoneySanchez: i had boxes unopened from last move, i just moved them too
Principalpoop: alan
Tor Hershman: Yep, Poop, it was a good show.
Principalpoop: that is going too far honey
H. Stones: i can beat that PP, i moved here in 1981 and have a room full of unopened boxes
HoneySanchez: lol
UberTweeny: Rest up JL
Principalpoop: you need to check them for bug and weather damage by now
HoneySanchez: we have a winner
ah,clem: good night everyone!
UberTweeny: Thanks for the movies :)
HoneySanchez: nite clem sweet dreams zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
H. Stones: sweet dreams clem and many thanks
Principalpoop: i had to reinstall winamp, give me the realtime link please
Tor Hershman: Well, in '84 that was more of an escape.
ah,clem: gracias
Principalpoop: oddly enough
Tor Hershman: TTFN, clem
Principalpoop: go ahead, do it, fall asleep on the radio
Tor Hershman: TTFN, all....and stay on groovin' safari
Principalpoop: oops, nope, toad away
Principalpoop: night tor
llanwydd: bye tor
cease: by tor
llanwydd: say hi to the snow dog
HoneySanchez: nightor
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HoneySanchez: hey nino is wacked i am NOT in irving texas
Principalpoop: i asked about irving
Principalpoop: keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
HoneySanchez: i remember poop, but i thought irving was one of the movers
Principalpoop: shakers and movers, a quaker
Principalpoop: cough cough, is this thing on?
UberTweeny: lol P
Principalpoop: thanks tween
cease: hi poop
Principalpoop: i thought it was classic, but it went over like a lead ballon
Principalpoop: wawa, i want wawa cat gimme wawa
UberTweeny: I'm off to bed also folks. Healthy and happy to everyone...
||||||||| At 10:48 PM, UberTweeny vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Principalpoop: night tween, thanks again
cease: night tween. keep em tweening
Principalpoop: people never ask me to babysit, not that I am complaining...
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Tor Hershman - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: i was just playing with the wakeful of the twins. its enchanting
donk: .
Principalpoop: they are built that way,so we don't kill them when the format our hardrives
Principalpoop: they
Principalpoop: or break ancient vases playing tea
cease: babies?
Principalpoop: right
Principalpoop: or when they wake you every 4 hours for food or to change their diaper
H. Stones: luxury
Principalpoop: yes stones?
H. Stones: yes indeed
Principalpoop: i like babies as wc fields did, fricaseed
llanwydd: I have never changed a diaper
llanwydd: thats one good thing about not having kids I guess
H. Stones: its like dealing with nuclear waste llan
HoneySanchez: lol
Principalpoop: i did once or twice, i did it wrong, and they did not ask me to do it again
cease: http://seemrealland.blogspot.com/2007/10/old-and-new.html
HoneySanchez: bio hazardous material for sure
H. Stones: good job PP
llanwydd: I understand they call them nappies in your neck of the woods stones
llanwydd: or maybe that was a brand name
Principalpoop: thank you, i never wanted to be able to raise my hand if somebody asked for anybody who know how to change a diaper
H. Stones: you are correct llan though nowadays the brand name Pampers seems to be taking hold
Principalpoop: i might have been ok with cotton, the new ones had too many tabs of tape near as I could tell
llanwydd: I was in england back in '84 and my memory of the language is slipping
H. Stones: that would bring you in line with most of the English llan
llanwydd: my grandmother told me she used to boil and reuse diapers
HoneySanchez: lol
Principalpoop: sure, and then they had a diaper service, that bag was fun
cease: just having a portion of a finger held my 4 month old Shya
cease: by, not my
H. Stones: dirty diapers delivered right to your door, excellent
Principalpoop: stop cease, you are being bewitched
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cease: no, we only babysit.
cease: first time for me, 2nd for Fumiyo
Principalpoop: they have alien intelligence
cease: babies? yes indeed
llanwydd: yeah, babies love your fingers for some reason
H. Stones: but so do you poop
llanwydd: unfortunately sometimes they like your beard
cease: closer to other animals, far from developed adults
cease: one hasnt grasped by beard yet. i must get it cut soon
Principalpoop: hard to believe we ever that small
H. Stones: i wear glasses and babies like to snatch them off my face and throw them under passing traffic
cease: it looks like i have a dead animal on my neck
HoneySanchez: hahaha
llanwydd: LOL
Principalpoop: haha
H. Stones: luckily i only have to wear glasses when i want to see
llanwydd: lol
Principalpoop: i wear glasses when I smoke, only stop to sleep and take a shower
H. Stones: you smoke and shower in your sleep poop
llanwydd: I wear contacts when I'm out. At home I wear glasses
Principalpoop: i used to include making love in that list, but it has been a while
Principalpoop: no no, you are confused
H. Stones: these things are best not hurried Poop
cease: is this a beyond the fringe sketch?
H. Stones: well you are the expert poop
Principalpoop: my sister got stopped for speeding, the police told her she is supposed to where glasses, she said she has contacts, he said, I don't care who you know, put on your glasses when you drive
llanwydd: not very familiar with btf but I like what I've seen
Principalpoop: sketch cunningham
cease: imaginary rimshot
H. Stones: you can be arrested for jokes like that over here Poop
llanwydd: that joke nearly got past me, princ
cease: you can be arested for jokes in the uk? that bodes ill
Principalpoop: you can be arrested for anything now, anywhere
cease: its not like denmark or something, eh?
H. Stones: you can be arrested for everything in the UK now
llanwydd: well, I was just reading today that lenny bruce was banned from the uk
Principalpoop: arrested for telling dirty jokes
llanwydd: I don't share a lot of people's admiration for bruce
cease: at the end he was banned everywhere
Principalpoop: about the pope wanting a girlfriend with big tits
H. Stones: Peter Cook who started Private Eye Mag, smuggled him into the country to play the Establishment Club
cease: no reason everyone should like the same things, llan
llanwydd: you joking, stones or is that a fact?
cease: did he get in, stones?
H. Stones: i will take care of the admiration for you llan
Principalpoop: he helped kick down the door of ignornance
cease: firesign is a delight shared by rather few
H. Stones: its apparently true llan
llanwydd: don't know about that, princ
cease: unlike python, for example
llanwydd: true, cat
H. Stones: he helped me begin my Yiddish lessons
Principalpoop: what llan? he did not have to go to jail, he could have played their rules, it is as if the refused to sit at the back of their bus
cease: lenny bruce's riff on the lone ranger is one of the most profound/funny things i've ever heard, and that includes all of fiesign that i've heard
Principalpoop: sure he went ape, but don't hold that against him
H. Stones: to perform an unnatural act Cease
cease: lol stones
llanwydd: well, I think rosa parks did a little more for the world
cease: if jesus returned, there'd be no use for lenny bruce
Principalpoop: i disagree, standing up to authority is standing up to authority
H. Stones: a lot of Bill Hicks might never have happend without Bruce
Principalpoop: arrested for telling dirty jokes, that is nonsense and lenny said so
llanwydd: not familiar with hicks
Principalpoop: exactly, movies, tv, civil right speakers
Principalpoop: it is free speech
H. Stones: i cannot recommend him highly enough llan
cease: i dont think the firesign would have been enboldened to say fuck on dwarf if it hadnt been for bruce
Principalpoop: exactly cat
cease: the time frame is relavent there too. bruce died just as the firesign began
llanwydd: what the hell is so important about that?
Principalpoop: free speech
H. Stones: they start by banning words and end by burning books
Principalpoop: if you cannot tell a dirty joke, how could you be allowed to tell a dirty truth?
cease: the more doors are open, hopefully the more interesting things will come out
llanwydd: yeah, I'm all for free speech
cease: the firesing have been fired for it and return to the battle with gusto
llanwydd: the doors are bound to open anyway
H. Stones: Bush is busy closing them right now llan
Principalpoop: yes, if you push hard enough, things will fall over
llanwydd: and why give lenny bruce credit for what redd foxx had already done
cease: on the steve allen radio interview for npr i think, steve allen and daivd ossman talked aobut ossman's uncle hassled by the fbi
H. Stones: there was much more to Bruce than a couple of dirty jokes or a four letter word
cease: as a root of his own politics and that of the group
Principalpoop: foxx only did it on the other side of the tracks, in the approved demonstration zone
donk: red foxx, was dirty, but not really political
llanwydd: interesting, cat. why?
cease: they are as anti-authoritarian as they can get away with, always
cease: it was an influential event in his childhood, or teen years. the mccarthy era
cease: was not richard pryor as eloquently dirty, politcal and everything else?
cease: indeed sotnes, about more to bruce
cease: as there is to firesign aside from bieng banned for the "urinating out the window" bit on mark time
donk: yeah he was cease, but he was 20 year after bruce, foxx, etc
cease: syaing "urininating" could get yo fired then. this was mid 70s
H. Stones: can you say shit on american radio yet, cease ?
Principalpoop: they changes are so massive, we take it for granted
donk: sayinig urinating can get you fired now, we have gone backwords
llanwydd: very interesting. I didn't know that line had gotten them banned
cease: wasnt pryor the 70s? bruce died in 66, right?
Principalpoop: saying damn in a public chatroom like this, I could have been arrested or saying tits
cease: lann: a huge number of fucking lines have gotten them fireed, banned, etc. over the years
cease: it was kind of a game with them in the early days. seee what we can get away with
H. Stones: dead fucking right cease, its a load of bollocks
Principalpoop: as the FCC sweeps the bands lol
donk: you can say shit very late, on american radio, to make sure you are not offending, anyone in timezones, your comments might reach
cease: perhaps the most eloquent was the swearathoon at the end of the polical thing they did for npr in 1980
Principalpoop: i saw george contanza call jerry a jerk off tonight on a replay of seinfield, i had the captions on
cease: this year they can swear on southpark. it was kinda interesting at first, then not so much.
donk: i love my Sirius radio, they even curse on the Martha Stewart channel
cease: on the other hand, if you watched The Wire, without the swearing, it would be unwatchatble
Principalpoop: that was a prime time tv show
cease: wire was calbe. i'm watching it on rental dvds
cease: never on any channel i pay for
Principalpoop: it is not just swear words, it is putting controversial views on tv is allowed
cease: poop, canada is really good at that. we have controversial stuff here on all the time
donk: they couild always swear on cable, channels, it 't just trying to make sponsers happy that ,prevents most nudity and cursing on cable, not the fcc
Principalpoop: the mainstream is cautious, but stuff like roots and other things open doors
cease: naomi klien's husband has a tv show on the govt channel, cbc.
cease: that would be like fidel castro replacing brian williams on your evening news
Principalpoop: the good guys had to win in the movies, evil acts had to be punished... that is not reality
donk: roots was on mainstream network tv 30 years ago, with nudity, the current fcc would fine them big bucks
Principalpoop: the pendulum, you are correct donk
cease: couples had to sleepe in sepadrate beds
Principalpoop: but the door is open
Principalpoop: some are trying to close it or decide where a closed door should be
Principalpoop: lucy and ricky keeping one foot on the floor when they both are on the bed lol
donk: npr used to have lots of edgey programs, the fcc killed them all
donk: pbs i meant, but probably npr too
Principalpoop: the conversation that made those programs start is still going on
Principalpoop: and it will continue
Principalpoop: even you remember them, so they were not erased
cease: yes donk, i do recall better fare
Principalpoop: i am optomistic
llanwydd: the best thing on pbs is nova
cease: hey i just noticed merrl had never been here tongiht. msut be out with wife
Principalpoop: the conservatives are in their last gasp, they cannot pick and choose from the bible and the bible is against eating shrimp and divorces...
llanwydd: I remember when I thought monty python was the best thing on pbs
cease: frontline too
llanwydd: you are a bit misinformed, princ
Principalpoop: set me straight llan
H. Stones: they still joined up with the Dem and let the spying bill through though, poop
cease: it was one of the best tv shows i've ever seen
llanwydd: I happen to know the bible. the rule against eating shrimp was for the jews
cease: in terms of comedy, i can watch python again and again, but little else
Principalpoop: and divorce?
donk: wow i sitll thnk monty python was the best thing on PBS
llanwydd: that was for jews and christians alike
Principalpoop: right
H. Stones: christians are just new age jews
cease: the lathe of heaven was just as good, in the drama dept
Principalpoop: so much for the bible... and that is the end of that nonsense
llanwydd: yes christianity is judaism A.D.
H. Stones: After Dark ?
donk: i am retiring to a shrimping community so if the bible says shrimp are evil, i'm siding with Satan
cease: reading the last series of philip k dick novels was more than i cared to encounter in that kind of thinking
Principalpoop: why were shellfish an abomination anyway? what was god thinking about?
Principalpoop: fucking nonsense
llanwydd: I haven't read any pkd novel entirely. I started to read A Scanner Darkly but I found it too unpleasant
H. Stones: God must have been to the same restaraunt i went to, poop
HoneySanchez: they are bottom feeders, pp
Principalpoop: ahhh, the translation was bad, improperly prepared shrimp is an abomination and must not be eaten
donk: i think the early bible was trying to keep folks away from things that might make them sick, pork and shell fish for instance
HoneySanchez: a scanner darkly the movie was pretty interesting
Principalpoop: what do vegetables grow in?
HoneySanchez: well, there was not much shellfish in the desert
H. Stones: the Jews should have invented the freezer and God would have relaxed
Principalpoop: ahh that is it, make an easy rule to follow lol
HoneySanchez: and pork gave people worms
Principalpoop: sure god, I promise never to eat a shellfish, whatever the hell that is lol
HoneySanchez: trichonosis
HoneySanchez: lool
H. Stones: And God said, when your crossing the Red Sea, make sure you dont eat any of that crap you step in
HoneySanchez: lol
Principalpoop: ahhh don't pick up food with your feet
H. Stones: but its ok to use toothpicks and floss with your feet
Principalpoop: i think we need to start a movement to have equality for all hands
H. Stones: i siad OK but not easy
llanwydd: the bible doesn't specifically mention shrimp. the levite priests forbid the eating of sea creatures without both fins and scales
Principalpoop: the left hand has been treated as dirty and inferior in some places
Principalpoop: that is a shrimp
H. Stones: ialways use my other hand Poop
HoneySanchez: do not let the left hand know what the right hand is doing sayeth the lawd
H. Stones: if i use the left hand its like being unfaithful
Principalpoop: how do I do that? lol
Principalpoop: come on god, are you pulling my leg?
HoneySanchez is lefthanded thus sinister ooooooooh
H. Stones: its not your leg hes pulling, Poop
llanwydd: the thing about the left hand is traditional in countries where the people don't use eating utensils or toilet paper
llanwydd: if you get the idea
Principalpoop: ahh that explains a lot, I am ambidextrous
Principalpoop: and traditionally women cannot own property or vote and traditionally blacks are born slaves,
cease: the other twin awakened. i was needed.
H. Stones: IN days of old when knights were bold, and paper not invented, they wiped their arse on half a brick and walked away contented !
Principalpoop: get over the nonsense
HoneySanchez: lol
Principalpoop: luxery
llanwydd: is that rabelais, stones? possibly his english cousin
Principalpoop: we were so hungry i never had to shat
H. Stones: a bit scratchy though, poop
cease: Robby Lays?
Principalpoop: and pieces of brick dingleberrys
H. Stones: we were so poor we couldnt afford trousers, but at least it meant we could shit on the move
Principalpoop: see now, this conversation could have gotten us places on the rack for most of history
H. Stones: luxury
H. Stones: we used to dream about the rack
Principalpoop: oops a 2 u in luxury
cease: how far back does that go?
H. Stones: i dont know Cease, which direction are you looking ?
cease: "we were so poor that" has been the natural state of most humans for most of humanity
Principalpoop: i have no idea, i guess roman, maybe egyptian
Principalpoop: they asked that about arms and legs while you were on the rack too lol
Principalpoop: how far back can that go?
HoneySanchez: lol pp
H. Stones: so thats what they mean by a stretch is it ?
Principalpoop: sorry draw and quarter, the english were inventive
HoneySanchez: i could use a good stretch about now all this moving has given me a compression fracture of the spine i believe
H. Stones: most people didnt crack on the rack till they caught their knackers in the cogs
llanwydd: speaking of egypt, I was trying to find the oldest tomb on the internet today
Principalpoop: yoga or yogurt
llanwydd: what I'd really like to know is what is the worlds oldest grave that hasn't been plundered
Principalpoop: cough cough, is this on
HoneySanchez: hmmmmmmmmm
H. Stones: presumably one thats not been found yet llan
llanwydd: who has rested in peace the longest
Principalpoop: oops, a glitch, but I am still here
HoneySanchez: who would really know, if it had never been plundered?
llanwydd: yeah, but I mean...
Principalpoop: yes, poor bog man
H. Stones: yeh but no but yeh
Principalpoop: trapped and preserved in a bog
llanwydd: I guess that's why I couldn't find it on the internet
HoneySanchez: hey bog man cant you hear me when i call
H. Stones: well the internet doesnt go back many years and so any tombs on here must still smell of paint
HoneySanchez: you aint so big you just tall thass all
Principalpoop: ask laura
Principalpoop: i don't know that song
H. Stones: ask Mrs Dewey
llanwydd: lol stones
Principalpoop: what kind of tomb you want llan? any undisturbed grave, or a fancy tomb?
HoneySanchez: google 'oldest fancy tomb unplundered'
llanwydd: what I was looking for was something like an ancient grave that is still undisturbed and everyone knows who is in it
llanwydd: like someone famous
Principalpoop: oh that is sam
H. Stones: tomb of the Unregistered Voter
HoneySanchez: jimmy hoffa??
llanwydd: LOL
H. Stones: do they still leave the light on for Jimmy Hoffa , Honey ?
HoneySanchez: indeed they do at the motel 6
donk: i truely would like to be put in the compost heap
Principalpoop: i don't know the years, i should, i am guessing 10,000 years old
llanwydd: for many years it was believed that caesar's needle was the world's oldest final resting place
Principalpoop: that is when we have lots of tomb tombs
HoneySanchez: who is that old, poop??
HoneySanchez: cher? liz taylor??
Principalpoop: i saw the movie, the oldest man, it was mel brooks
Principalpoop: joan rivers, but she was embalmed already
donk: Carl Reiner did the reporting
H. Stones: so it would be accurate then donk
Principalpoop: is carl running for office or not?
H. Stones: he should be
llanwydd: but just think. when you are buried (if you are), how many centuries or millenia would it be before somebody digs you up?
Principalpoop: oops rob
llanwydd: and puts you on display somewhere?
H. Stones: about five weeks with the property developers we have over here
Principalpoop: not in my lifetime
llanwydd: lol
H. Stones: in fact, soon as they know your sick, they come round and offer you money to be incinerated
HoneySanchez: i saw a docu a few nights ago about ramsses ii how he was on display in a freak show at niagra falls for years before someone found him
HoneySanchez: lol stones
cease: back from baby land
Principalpoop: there were hundreds of thousands of mummies, they were sold and used to make medicines
cease: i think i saw than, honey
Principalpoop: wb papa
llanwydd: very interesting, honey
cease: crying babvy in background is not my chosen music
HoneySanchez: it really was interesting yep
HoneySanchez: wb cease
H. Stones: some of them are still serving in our House of Lords Poop
Principalpoop: ahh the other side of the coin
HoneySanchez: lol stones
llanwydd: that's very interesting too, princ. would have been more expensive than snake oil
HoneySanchez: just prop them up and put a powdered wig on them lol
H. Stones: yes, Honey, they still get to vote
Principalpoop: we make our lords entertain us with elections to keep their office stones
Principalpoop: they were cheap llan, easy to ship, already tanned and preserved, and free for the taking
H. Stones: really Poop, i thought the USA had returned to the inherited and dynastic methods
Principalpoop: they still have to make good commercials or we vote them out
llanwydd: that's even more interesting, prnc
Principalpoop: that is how that king ended up in niagra, they were not a big deal to have a mummy
llanwydd: they were kings and now they are a medicine ingredient
HoneySanchez: yep once yer dead you get no respect
H. Stones: llets take a trip to Niagra, this time we'll look at the Sarcofogus
Principalpoop: most were not kings, but they had to know somebody or have a rich enough family for the procedure
H. Stones: i think thats how kings get started poop
Principalpoop: same today, king rupert
HoneySanchez: divine right of kings
H. Stones: once you have enough money or gold to pay folks to hit people for you , you tend to stay in power
Principalpoop: hillary has a divine right to the presidency
llanwydd: that's true too, princ. but did you know that the currency of ancient egypt was mostly beer?
Principalpoop: so did bush jr
H. Stones: i hope Obams schtupps her
llanwydd: that is what I have read from several sources
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bubba's Brain - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: sure, grain that never rot, that is not new around the world
HoneySanchez: me too Obama yes!
Principalpoop: i think this is pat paulsens year
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
HoneySanchez: ooooooh once i did an on air interview with pat paulsen and he asked me to be his running mate fancy that me as vice president lol
llanwydd: I remember pat paulsen's campaign slogan: "I'm upping my standards so up yours".
Principalpoop: wow wow honey cool
Principalpoop: yes llan, we need that today
HoneySanchez: lol yeh llan
Principalpoop: i stopped using google news, and only look at alternative news sites, it is a different world
Principalpoop: news corporation/fox is in cahoots with google now
Principalpoop: oops another glitch
Principalpoop: cough cough is this on
Principalpoop: you all turned into pumpkins at midnight?
Principalpoop: not funny, where are you?
Principalpoop: say something
Principalpoop: anything
HoneySanchez: s0mething
Principalpoop: thanks lol
Principalpoop: where were we?
HoneySanchez: i have no idea where everyone else has gone
llanwydd: yeah it is a little funny
HoneySanchez: on a archaeological dig perhaps to find the oldest tomb?
Principalpoop: kiss me quick, we are alone
Principalpoop: oops, not you llan
llanwydd: tween left without me noticing. did he say goodbye?
Principalpoop: yes he did
HoneySanchez: i didn't see a thing
Principalpoop: he left fast
llanwydd: or just get defenestrated?
Principalpoop: no, he said good night
llanwydd: aha
Principalpoop: fong is in florida
Principalpoop: the twins are crying no doubt
HoneySanchez: ahhhhh i was missing fong
llanwydd: ah that's right. I remember he said
Principalpoop: on vacation
cease: im now holding baby and typing
HoneySanchez: fun fun
llanwydd: I usually notice when dex or cat aren't here but I didn't notice his absence this time
Principalpoop: ahh koochy koochy kooo
HoneySanchez: watch out they will leak on your keyboard
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| donk - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: throw up on cat and the keyboard cute little thing
cease: my cat jazz is far too interested
Principalpoop: the cat will steal a babies breath
llanwydd: jazz. cool
Principalpoop: even I know that
cease: the other cat is blues
Principalpoop: where is rock, and roll?
Principalpoop: poor stones, did not escape the bermuda shorts triangle
H. Stones: oh yes i did
Principalpoop: wunderbar
HoneySanchez: barely
H. Stones: wow, is it still open ?
Principalpoop: oops, ziiiip
Principalpoop: thanks
HoneySanchez prods catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside HoneySanchez and yells "Stop typing gibberish, HoneySanchez!"
HoneySanchez: hey catherwood get up and serve us drinks
||||||||| Catherwood gets us drinks.
Principalpoop: no prodding
H. Stones: its ok Poop, i got the picture now
Principalpoop: would you like to be prodded? hehe
H. Stones: put the money in the hollow tree or its You Tube for you
Principalpoop: the developers cut down the tree, i will leave it next to the bulldozer
Principalpoop: thanks for the drink honey
Principalpoop: but I want what the twins are having lol
HoneySanchez: youre welcome thank catherwood the old grouch
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to HoneySanchez and asks "Would you like something?"
HoneySanchez: catherwood give poop what the twins are having
||||||||| Catherwood hands poop what the twins are having.
Principalpoop: thanks, but somebody needs to come and tap my back now
Principalpoop: until I burp
HoneySanchez: catherwood please burp poop
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to HoneySanchez and says "Do you have something for me to do?"
Principalpoop: ouch, not so hard catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Principalpoop
llanwydd: I'll have a battery acid martini
Principalpoop: i said don't hit me so hard catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood hits Principalpoop so hard.
HoneySanchez: lol
Principalpoop: i drink that llan, tonic water and lime juice
Principalpoop: cough cough, is this thing on???
Principalpoop: hehehe
HoneySanchez: smoochie quick, pp
Principalpoop: but seriously folks, take my wife, please
llanwydd: at least the weather is getting warmer up here
Principalpoop: can't you hear my heartbeat honey?
Principalpoop: SMOOCH, oh llan you ruined it
HoneySanchez: expecting snow and wintery weather here any moment
HoneySanchez: wind has been howling today
Principalpoop: we had warm, now getting cold again
HoneySanchez: i have had enough winter to last me another year
Principalpoop: this has been mild here
HoneySanchez: where is here again?
Principalpoop: roanoke, almost southwest corner of virginia
Principalpoop: va tech neck of the woods, you probably saw the maps for that
HoneySanchez: ahhhhhhh ok roanoake isnt that where the settlers dissapeared
Principalpoop: no no, that is an island of north carolina
HoneySanchez: i thought you were in sacramento for some reason
llanwydd: I have a lot of relatives in va
HoneySanchez: oh ok
Principalpoop: nino is on drugs
Principalpoop: which part llan? i am up in the mountains
HoneySanchez: yes i cant believe he thinks i am in irving texas
Principalpoop: why do I know that name?
llanwydd: mostly near danville. some in lynchburg still I think
Principalpoop: ok, south and the others east of me
cease: ok i am ful time babvy holder bye
Principalpoop: good luck papa, night night
||||||||| cease rushes off, saying "12:26 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
llanwydd: specifically a town called cascade which is very small
Principalpoop: lots of them here, if you blink driving through, you miss it
llanwydd: cascade is between danville and martinsville
Principalpoop: to save money they put entering and leaving on the same sign
llanwydd: martinsburg or whatever its called
llanwydd: lol
Principalpoop: i have not driven that area often, 3 times in 30 years
Principalpoop: cascade does not ring a bell
llanwydd: big farming family. one of the oldest families in va. name is hardy
llanwydd: on my mother's side
Principalpoop: ahh the hardy family, they used to have productions in their barn, father was a judge
llanwydd: my grandpa was one of 14 children
Principalpoop: old times here are not forgotten, that is sure
Principalpoop: that was before tv
Principalpoop: it is beautiful there
Principalpoop: pretty country
llanwydd: the hardys have been there since before williamsburg
Principalpoop: cool, my ancestors are bristol co, mass and rhode island around the time of the mayflowers
Principalpoop: on my mothers side
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'HoneySanchez2', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 12:32 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Principalpoop: a clone?
Principalpoop: don't clone alone is what I always say
llanwydd: welcome, 2
Principalpoop: now those are the twins I want to babysit
H. Stones: Honey says good bye as her computer is hosed
Principalpoop: jump up in my lap and cooo
Principalpoop ( wish her luck and courage
H. Stones: i must call it a day as well folks, have fun and stay well
H. Stones: see you next week or sooner
Principalpoop: cheerio old chap
H. Stones: TTFN
Principalpoop: glad you escaped the triangle and aoi
Principalpoop: aol
H. Stones: yes poop but i lost my shorts
llanwydd: I'm heading out too. see you in 160 hours
Principalpoop: i ate them, sorry
Principalpoop: have a super week
llanwydd: or so
Principalpoop: ciaooo
H. Stones: byeeeeee
||||||||| At 12:36 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Principalpoop!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| HoneySanchez2 - dead from the yaws
||||||||| HoneySanchez - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| H. Stones - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bubba's Brain
H. Stones
Tor Hershman
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"