A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 28, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| "7:03 AM? 7:03 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Firebroiled should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Firebroiled enters and sits at the bar.
Firebroiled: Now, please, everyone lock your wigs,
let the air out of your shoes
and prepare yourselves for a period of simulated exhilaration.

Everybody ready?
Let’s get in “sync” for our

Flight to the Future!

Firebroiled: Give it to me, right now!!
||||||||| Firebroiled rushes off, saying "7:05 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| 7:00 PM: ah,clem jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with firesign theatre" at about 9 eastern, you want mushrooms with that?'
||||||||| ah,clem leaves to catch the 7:01 PM train to Washington.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:15 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary.
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Who's movie _is_ this, anyway?
||||||||| Around 8:15 PM, ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:51 PM and wake waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
wake: I have a grape!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:53 PM and Dexter Fong steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts ah,clem in through the front door at 8:53 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Around 8:54 PM, Dexter Fong walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Dexter Fong inside, makes a note of the time (8:54 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
wake: hello ah
wake: Want a grape?
ah,clem: hi
ah,clem: already have some
wake: G'Day Dex.
ah,clem: lol
wake: Great great great. Bon voyage
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway falls out at 8:56 PM.
Dexter Fong: That Firebroiled has done it again
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway opens his parachute
wake: hello Tween
Dexter Fong: Torrie Spelling? Torrie Amos? Torrie Amsterdam?
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Toad away, again?
wake: Are you going for the "Longest Handle Award" again this year?
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Quite lol
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:59 PM and late as usual, it's Boney, just back from Riverside."
wake: About 10 years ago, Tori Spelling was pretty hot. Sort of getting haggy now though.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers H. Stones into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:59 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: wake: She had *work* you know =)
H. Stones: Greetings Firenoids
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: That was Hollyweird 90125?
||||||||| Catherwood leads llanwydd inside, makes a note of the time (9:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Boney: I remember Ralph Williams
llanwydd: is this alt.comedy.python?
Dexter Fong: Hi Boney, get your gear aboard and your luggage stored
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Her daddy was a producer, as I recall
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 28, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Dexter Fong: Hi Stones
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: lol LL
Dexter Fong: llan: Hoist your scuppers
wake: I just wish I had the money she spends on drugs in a week.
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Sir Ralph?
llanwydd: how's everybody?
Dexter Fong: I just wish I had the drugs
wake: lol dex
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Well, they're out of the hospital and improving, LL
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Hey Stones
Dexter Fong: Hi CNI
||||||||| Merlyn bounds in at 9:03 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: You'd make a Marillion if you did, Dex
Merlyn: hey
Dexter Fong: Merlyn you bounder
Boney: Alas, poor Ralph Williams! I saw his ads on TV far too often
H. Stones: i seem to have browser problems, but at least Nino knows where i am at last
llanwydd: evening Merlyn!
Boney: Skull and boney
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Hey Merlyn - what'd you thing of Deer In The Headlights for Papoon?
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: lol Boney
Dexter Fong fears we're about to see a lot of Ralph Nader ads
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: I like my Corvair Turbo :(
llanwydd: that's a nadir
wake: yeah... 902whatever. That whole crowd that was called "the BRAT PACK"
Dexter Fong: I'm not simulating clem, this is real
Boney: Ralph Nader does not sell out. This message paid for by Nader for President Committee
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Proctor actulally lives in 90210
Boney: Barack Obama never lies and he's always right.
llanwydd: some of the so-called "brat pack" were my age
llanwydd: still are
Dexter Fong: lol Boney
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Cudzu vines done took over the town!!
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Bambi', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:06 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Dexter Fong: Cudzu vines are taking over the vineyards?
llanwydd: wanna buy a ticket to the sacrifice?
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: I hate that it's looking like Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee again :(
Bambi: Hello Dear Friends
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Hey Deer Person
Dexter Fong: Hey Bambi..live and in person =)
llanwydd: Hi Bambi!
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Ah, I'll take the one to ride ;)
Boney: bamb
Dexter Fong: Clem; I like it...what is it?
Boney: merl
Boney: stones
Boney: dex
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me a double toasted almond and a bag of rold gold pretzel sticks
||||||||| Catherwood gets Bambi a double toasted almond and a bag of rold gold pretzel sticks.
ah,clem: this is eat or be eaten
Dexter Fong: Clem: You're right again, just like Obama
Boney: why do I feel like I'm spray painting grafitti all of a sudden?
llanwydd: RIP WFB
Boney: graffiti
ah,clem: or Nino, lol
Dexter Fong: Boney: It's the fumes, man, the fumes It's a flash back..Like Proust!!
wake: I think I'll buy a bottle of tiquilla.
Boney: glue, parking lot, the best minds of my generation
llanwydd: O
llanwydd: I'd rather have an Airhead
ah,clem: road and hurse magazine
Dexter Fong: Howl Boney, Howl your broken beatnick heart out
Boney: Do you hear voices? Then you are possessed
wake: One with a red plastic sombrero on the top.
Dexter Fong: wake: The black sombreros are the real deal
Dexter Fong: Overproofed and smuggled in
Boney: Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up huffing solvents
Boney: quit huffing solvents
Bambi: I'd rather have a Mac Book Air
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Bad food and bad people come together at Mernochi's Bomba Shelter!
Bambi: or an iPod Touch
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne disembarks at 9:11 PM.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
wake: Then I take the top off and fashion a chin strap from rubber bands, and wear it all night.
Boney: Do you hear voices?
Bambi: hey E!
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
ah,clem: hi E!
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Proctor just bought one. Calls it his Apple Airhead lol
llanwydd: Hi Elayne!
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Hi E :)
wake: That'll make the natives restless.
Elayne: Full crowd tonight, good to see y'all!
Merlyn: hi E
ah,clem: if you hear voices, you might be listening to CNI Radio
wake: Speaking of restless natives... hello Elayne.
Dexter Fong: or maybe I'm talking to myself
Boney: I saw Fatty Arbuckle come back from the dead and audition for a TV commercial
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:13 PM, dragging porgie by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
Boney: He got the part
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Hope I'm traveling that much when I'm his age
Elayne: Oh, I'm definitely restless. Temporary unemployment is rather unnerving. Good job Robin has extra work this month.
llanwydd: Hey Porgie!
Elayne: Evenin' porgie!
llanwydd: I didn't know Fatty Arbuckle was dead
Dexter Fong: Hey porgie
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Porgie, you're a white man... tell us what to do!!
porgie: called in to my balloon gig
llanwydd: who's excited?
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Best of luck on the job search, E
porgie: what's the FST album?
wake: So is Portly Arbuckle, his brother.
llanwydd: eat or be eaten
Merlyn: eat or be eaten
Dexter Fong: I saw Lupe Velez pull her head out of the toilet and ask for another drink
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: And the word was, enthusiasm!
Boney: He's dead and he's grateful
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: EobE
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: lol Bone
Merlyn: OboE?
Bambi: bbiab
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: rofl Dex
llanwydd: sorry to hear about arbuckle. I'm going to miss him
Elayne: Thanks Tween, it's going well, I've had some good interviews, just no job yet.
Dexter Fong: lsmft
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway has read the autobiography of Malcom X
wake: Chubby Arbuckle is still with us though.
llanwydd: so has llanwydd
Dexter Fong has read Confessions of Madam X
llanwydd: I have read many autobiographies, by the way
wake: So is Stocky Arbuckle.
Boney: He was found in the parking lot behind the recording studio with a brown paper bag over his head
llanwydd: my favorite is "Harpo Speaks"
Dexter Fong: llan: I know, I read it in your autobiography
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Ah, you don't Marsailles Dex...
llanwydd: lol
Boney: He was often mistaken for John Belushi, even in death
Dexter Fong: Boney: Was he an oakland Raiders fan?
wake: However Slightly Paunchy Arbuckle is sickly.
Boney: Whatever happened to the Unknown Comic?
Dexter Fong: Old S.P. is a-sickenin'?
llanwydd: I personally knew Morbidly Obese Arbuckle
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: ; reminds folks that Malcolm X put too much 'conk' on his head and had to wash it off in the toilet
Dexter Fong: Knowing personally is the best way llan
Boney: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murray_Langston
Merlyn: he went into the army, boney
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway thinks that's about the time he decided it was getting a bit silly trying to look like white people ;)
Dexter Fong: Malcom X was a big Lupe Velez fan
wake: He was just calle "MO" Arbuckle by his friends.
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: I have no idea
llanwydd: I think it was unrequited, Dex
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: John Mellencamp is a big Junior Vasquez fan ;)
llanwydd: LOL wake
wake: lol @ myself
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: That's _my_ buckle!!
Dexter Fong: Nice signage wake =))
llanwydd: MO Howard went on a diet
Boney: I just googled Arbuckle. It's north of Los Angeles on the grapevine
Dexter Fong: I usedta work in Howard, Mosouri
H. Stones: sorry folks i keep losing the page
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Big old bass in 'em...
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Big old bass in 'em...
H. Stones: instead of refreshing it just goes white
Dexter Fong: Stones, get your thumb back on the page
llanwydd: the closest we have to that is an Argyle, NY. I performed in a theatre there
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Just put your thumbprint here and look into the scanner, Syones
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Stones
Boney: Or is that he's north of Los Angeles and I heard it on the grapevine?
Dexter Fong: Los Pantelones, Utah
Merlyn: does manual refresh work, stones?
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: I hear Seattle is somewhat north of Los Angeles
llanwydd: I need a reason to visit california
llanwydd: tell me a reason so I can take a vacation
Merlyn: sounds like it just isn't loading the page
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: How about a Porche on the Pacific Coast Highway?
llanwydd: I've never been anywhere near it
Dexter Fong: It's comin' up grunion season, LLan
llanwydd: hey, thats cool
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: That'd be a nice weekend :-)
llanwydd: couldn't afford to drive out there from ticonderoga
Dexter Fong: Grab a grunion group weekend with all your friends
wake: Why stop in CA, ll? Just keep flying another 14 hrs. and visit me.
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: How about Cucamonga?
llanwydd: what's a grunion? an onion's grandfather?
Dexter Fong: wake: hard to turn that offer down
wake: Where it's already tomorrow today!
Dexter Fong: =))
llanwydd: or an abbreviation for Grand Union
llanwydd: oh, you're further west than CA, wake?
Dexter Fong: llan: Grunion is a fish, somewhat like a smelt or a large sardeen
llanwydd: interesting
wake: Have you ever smelt a large sardeen?
Dexter Fong: Have a big spring run when the moon is full and they all turn into were-fis.....well they just run up on the beach a get caught
Elayne: How do you cook a grunion?
llanwydd: I've smelted a large canteen
Dexter Fong: E: Very quickly...U saute 'em and eat em pretty much bones and all
Elayne: Ah, it sounds a lot like how you'd prepare fresh anchovies or sardines.
llanwydd: sounds like mullet. I used to catch mullet with a net
Dexter Fong: Bones and scales just dissolve
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: "All of your favorite subjects..." rofl
Dexter Fong: E: Correct
||||||||| It's 9:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| H. Stones - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Boney: http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=Arbuckle,+CA&geocode=&dirflg=&daddr=Williams+CA&f=d&sll=39.01705,-122.057419&sspn=0.421993,0.666046&ie=UTF8&z=12
llanwydd: mullet run along the coast of FL in September
Dexter Fong: Those silly haircuts "mullets"?
wake: I thought a mullet was a hair style.
Dexter Fong: Always wondered where they came from
llanwydd: they aren't good for much. I used to sell them as bait
Elayne: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mullet_(fish)
Dexter Fong: Creep outta the sea at night and get into your hair ewww
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: I always liked sardine haircuts
Merlyn: the parser omits the closing ), E
Dexter Fong: Now a mullato is quite deifferent
wake: Otherwise known as the "NASCAR pageboy"
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: We use them to attract jets
Dexter Fong: wake: vroom vroom!
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Ah, cheap oil
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: LOL wake
Elayne: Aw c'mon, you people aren't lazy enough that you can't type a close parenthesis. :)
wake: hsl
Dexter Fong 0
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: yeah, wake :)
Dexter Fong: ")
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Hal is robbing
Dexter Fong whispers damn
Dexter Fong: ?0
Dexter Fong: *)
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Ohhhh, Atlanta...... got to get back to you...
llanwydd: now what were we talking about, fatty arbuckle? when did he die?
wake: Catherwood, make me a frozen marguerta.
||||||||| Catherwood gets wake a frozen marguerta.
llanwydd: I wish somebody had told me
Dexter Fong: llan: What's this strong attraction to a rapist?
wake: MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm needs more salt though.
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Catherwood, please poor South Asia some mescal
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway and says "Did you need me?"
llanwydd: I think we were talking about his autobiography of lupe velez
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: lol wake
llanwydd: that's just a rumour, dex
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Will the lupe survive?
Dexter Fong: The Autobiography of Lupe Velez (The Porcelain Doll)
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: 'Just another band from east singapore' lol
llanwydd: you don't hear about here these days. I think she's a recluse like greta garbo
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway references Los Lobos
Dexter Fong: llan: So's your autobiography =))
llanwydd: her
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: A brown rectluce?
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Many in Indiana
Dexter Fong: llan: Who's "here"
llanwydd: lol dex
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Thanks Firesign :=))
llanwydd: I am, dex
llanwydd: here here
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: EobE Redux!
Dexter Fong: sorry =) who's "her"
wake: <------ NOT HERE
||||||||| At 9:38 PM, Boney vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter Fong: Bye Boney
llanwydd: ;p;
llanwydd: I mean lol
Elayne: Dang, too late to bid him adieu.
Dexter Fong: llan: If you mean Lupe..she's been dead for 40 or 50 years
llanwydd: by "here" I meant lupe
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: But, you're an American trojan protectorate!
llanwydd: that's just a rumour, dex
llanwydd: in fact fatty arbuckle just wrote here autobiography
Dexter Fong: Ah.another quote from the qoute autobiography endquote
llanwydd: '['
llanwydd: I mean lol
Dexter Fong: '[' is good
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Forget things? Like habeas corpus and a jury?
llanwydd: sorry, I'm monopolising the conversation
llanwydd: habeas irish rose?
Dexter Fong: Clem: It is a fairly short album
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Oops...
porgie: '
Dexter Fong: ...spoO
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: you're safe hear
llanwydd: that's an interesting thing about eobe. It's so short but it seems longer because there is so much crammed into it
Dexter Fong: IF YOUR NOT SAFE HERE well where the Fuckowie
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: No doubt, LL ;)
Merlyn: I'm fadidng
Dexter Fong: Slovak eh?
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: We we, all the way home ;)
Dexter Fong: Oi! Oi!
Dexter Fong: Mushroom
llanwydd: us, us, us, us all the way home
ah,clem: ...
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: No, somewhat faster
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: lol LL
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: brb
Dexter Fong: Talk faster clem, get more in...think AM Radio
Dexter Fong: pre corporazation
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
llanwydd: why go afk for a refill when catherwood is right here?
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past llanwydd
||||||||| "9:47 PM? 9:47 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Principalpoop should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Principalpoop enters and sits at the bar.
Principalpoop: ohh halloh
wake: Catherwood is worthless.
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside wake and asks "Something I can help with?"
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Pen still vain ya?
Principalpoop: i da ho
llanwydd: hell o to you to, P
Principalpoop: o hi o
Elayne: Hello Prinpoop!
||||||||| bettyjo steals in around 9:48 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Principalpoop: What it be E?
wake: yeah... the stench 'll drain ya.
llanwydd: it's in the single digits in ticonderoga tonight. I'm getting SICK of this
Principalpoop: ahh betty jo, how are you nancy?
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: You must use your pen or you'll loose it
llanwydd: Hey bettyjo!
bettyjo: or nancy
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Betty gotta a new perspective :)
Principalpoop: slowleeeeee I turn
Elayne: Evenin' BettyJo!
bettyjo: hola
Principalpoop: step by step
Dexter Fong: Hola?
ah,clem: Audry Faber?
bettyjo: inch by inch
wake: hi Bett.... er Nancy
Elayne: Diet hola, with lime.
llanwydd: u maybe thinking of niagara falls, P
Principalpoop: she used to be a hola dancer hehe
bettyjo: nancy faber?
Elayne: Catherwood, please bring me a diet hola with lime.
||||||||| Catherwood gives Elayne a diet hola with lime.
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway thinks P is caught in the crossfire
Principalpoop: ahh niagara falls, slowly I turn
ah,clem: farber
Dexter Fong: feeding yourself lines agian poop?
Principalpoop: mudder and farber
wake: step by step
bettyjo: oh audrey!
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Biolofsky?
wake: inch by inch
Principalpoop: audrey?
Dexter Fong: Gene Audry
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Do the poor sing in singapore?
Principalpoop: how about my shirt, i put it in the dryer at the same time as my gene
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Well, maybe in Austin ;)
Merlyn: I like to singapore
Principalpoop: phil?
Dexter Fong: poop: Ready nextah Thursday
ah,clem: a dollar in the dryer, and it ain't dry yet
Principalpoop: i lost my tickee, ok
Dexter Fong: No starch, no shit
wake: Thanks for the laffs guys. See you next week ... Zzzzzzoooooom
llanwydd: I sing a pore and dance a rain
||||||||| bettyjo departs at 9:53 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
wake: ------------->poof
ah,clem: g/n Wake
Principalpoop: we are left in the wake of wake
Dexter Fong: Night wake
llanwydd: night wake!
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: ww.sxsw.com
||||||||| At 9:53 PM, wake vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Principalpoop: bettyjo left with wake, hmmmmmm
Dexter Fong: He wakes by night...it's Father Nick Dangeropoulis
Elayne: Night wake-- oh, never mind...
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Music, Movies & Multimedia in Austin next month
Dexter Fong: MMM
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Be happy to Tween ya ;-)
Principalpoop: the 3Ms
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Greetings!
llanwydd: well, we've been eulogizing fatty arbuckle tonight. anybody miss buckley?
Dexter Fong: Hail, and sleet too
llanwydd: I actually liked buckley
Principalpoop: i used to be able to impersonate him, cross my legs and put the end of a pencil to my pursed lips
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: I miss Buckley making people who actually discuss logically point a gun at their heads lol
llanwydd: I did an astounding impersonation of him as well
Principalpoop: show us llan
Dexter Fong: llan: I *do* miss his arched eyebrows and manner, and his lizrd like tongue..that certain needless use of polysylabic words
llanwydd: I could perform a whole edition of firing line actually
Merlyn: ah, lord buckley
llanwydd: him and kissinger and kennedy
Dexter Fong: Well said Merlyn
Elayne: I don't miss that racist bastard at all, I'm afraid. Erudition just made him more dangerous.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Boney inside, makes a note of the time (9:57 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Boney: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatty_Arbuckle He was acquitted, but the scandal ruined his career.
Principalpoop: don't sugarcoat it E, the fucker is dead, say what you think hehe
Dexter Fong: Hey again Boney
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Kissinger & Buckley debating. Would like to have that on §eta tape lol :)
llanwydd: I never got the impression he was a racist
Principalpoop: hi boney
Elayne: WB Boney.
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: wb Bone
llanwydd: Hey Boney!
Elayne: Prinpoop, he's in hell with Nixon, Goldwater and their ilk.
Elayne: If I believed in hell, of course.
llanwydd: I did see kissinger on firing line
Dexter Fong: Boney: Good work BB! Now quick, we need to know when Lupe Velez died..I say 30's or 40's
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: As Carlin would say, "Let bomb some brown people!"
Elayne: Hang on llan, I'll cite chapter and verse.
llanwydd: I'll grant you nixon was a scoundrel
Merlyn: '44
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Goldwater is rolling over in his grave at what the Bush family has done.
Elayne: "The central question that emerges . . . is whether the White community in the South is entitled to take such measures as are necessary to prevail, politically and culturally, in areas in which it does not prevail numerically? The sobering answer is Yes — the White community is so entitled because, for the time being, it is the advanced race. It is not easy, and it is unpleasant, to adduce statistics evidencing the cultural superiority of White over Negro: but it is a fact that obtrudes, one that cannot be hidden by ever-so-busy egalitarians and anthropologists."
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: And as Molly Ivins might have said, "Er, that's not us..."
Dexter Fong: Dman that cut 'n paste
Boney: If you're into that period of film comedy, his bio is quite fascinating
llanwydd: I actually did see barry goldwater at the capitol when I visited dc
Principalpoop: ahh ok, he did have his head up his ass
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway has a nice drinking fountain for ya ;)
Elayne: Also quite the homophobe, for anyone who remembers his tradeoffs with Gore VIdal.
Elayne: But he only ever breathed rarefied air. He was born privileged, and exuded educational snobbery toward anyone who wasn't.
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: You want a lady, Elayne? None of my freakin' business :)
Dexter Fong: Don't forget your Gypsy Lee Whitenin' powder
llanwydd: vidal severely provoked him
Principalpoop: as well he should, hehe
Elayne: I don't think that excuses him, plenty of other rich elitists actually took the time to learn about and care for those less privileged.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: And the Lip Stiffener
Dexter Fong: E: YOu'll be glad to hear that Buckley does *not* subscribe to the Ayn Rand "School of Individualism"
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Welcome to New Rome - Little Rock, AK lol
Dexter Fong: Twweeen: I wab gwonna say dat but my 'ips stiffened up on me
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Anyone remember "The Sand Pebbles"?
Elayne: Did you know that Buckley was a charter member of the American Boys' Club for the Defence of Errol Flynn? It's true.
Elayne: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Errol_Flynn
Elayne: At least it's Wiki, and Stephen Colbert said that's better than it being true.
Dexter Fong: Tween: But most of all...I Remember Mamon
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: You are very mistaken, using Mexicans and Chinese like a Southern Plantation.
Boney: Sand Pebbles. Classic film
llanwydd: defence of errol flynn? was flynn in some kind of trouble/
llanwydd: ?
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: And a great book
Elayne: Statutory rape charges, Llan.
Boney: Flynn, Nazi sympathizer
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Steve McQueen
Elayne: "The trial took place in January and February, 1943, and Flynn was cleared of the charges."
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Why The Aviator is such a great movie
llanwydd: didn't know about that
Dexter Fong: I never saw what you could really get your ..well you know...into...
Boney: No. Wait. Fatty Arbuckle. Charles Foster Kane. Swashburgler
Elayne: "lynn was often criticised for his failure to enlist while continuing to play war heroes in films. Flynn in fact had actually attempted to join every arm of the services but been rejected for health reasons." Doesn't sound that much like a Nazi symp...
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Kate, you've met Erroyl Flynnn? Yessss, no thanks
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: biab
llanwydd: you wouldn't think flynn was a nazi sympathiser from his films
Dexter Fong: Swashburgler, Mannie "Swashburgler" Arbuckle
llanwydd: but I guess they weren't "his" films
Boney: Swashbuckle
Principalpoop: in like flynn? i always thought it was flint...
Principalpoop: live and learn
llanwydd: william f arbuckley
Dexter Fong: His orphaned foster child, Swashbuckle Arbuckler
Elayne: No, it was "Flynn," but there's dispute as to whether that saying originated with his exploits...
Boney: Charles Foster Kane's newspapers destroyed his career.
Principalpoop: i saw that, or part of it
Elayne: It was pretty well known that he couldn't keep it in his pants.
Dexter Fong: Lord r bUCKLEY...I.E. rICHARD "lORD" bUCKLEY
Boney: Fatty Flynn? Fatty Kane?
Dexter Fong: oh good
Dexter Fong: Charles Fatly Kane
Principalpoop: i have the opposite problem, i need to, ahh nevermind
Principalpoop: so llan, will you now renounce satan and all his servants?
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Ah, there's nothing like The Might Flynn
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Mighty
Dexter Fong: llan: Keep the valet...he's groovy
Boney: I'm not talking about Rush Limbaugh and Rupert Murdoch here
llanwydd: sure
Principalpoop: tony valet? durrr-annn-goooo
Dexter Fong: I kowwww!!!
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Well, gravity is heavier than comedus
Dexter Fong: Knowwww!
Boney: Fatty Arbuckle and William Randolph Hearst
Dexter Fong: Tween: Don't forget it's mirror image gravitas or comedia
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: A Jag hearst?
Boney: Bozo Nono
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: "If you wanna be high be high.... if you wanna be low be low..."
Principalpoop: swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry bill home
Dexter Fong: Call from my wife..she has a parking spot for me!!
Dexter Fong: See whoever's here when I get back
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: lol Dex
Principalpoop: ok fong, hail rita
Boney: They called him Tail Gunner Joe because coffee made him fart
llanwydd: bozo nono was yoko ono's father
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Don't you have to clean that up in NYC, Dex?
Elayne: Good going, Dex! Grab that spot!
Principalpoop: coffee made him fart?
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway 's spot doesn't stink
Boney: They call it Tail Gunner Joe because coffee is what makes Principal poop.
Principalpoop: hey M, where is the cease AI? fire that sucker up and let him loose
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Catherwood make me a Tweeny
||||||||| Catherwood gives ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway a tweeny.
Boney: Why do you think they call it... Never mind.
Principalpoop: i need no encouragement, I use loosners castor oil flakes
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Merci
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: lol P
Boney: I'm dying of caffeine poisoning here
Principalpoop: i might have that oo, what are the symptoms?
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Two flying saucers just landed on my plate...
Principalpoop: the eggs general?
llanwydd: how you going to sleep tonight, boney?
Elayne: Boney, that's why Starbucks closed down a couple nights ago, to hatch their nefarious plot against you...
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'H. Stones', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:15 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
||||||||| "10:16 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Boney, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
Principalpoop: ahhh stones
Elayne: Tween, turn away, I'll season 'em to within an inch of their life.
Elayne: Hey Stones!
H. Stones: back again
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Boney is a stand-up sort of guy
Principalpoop: wb stones
llanwydd: I read somewhere that balzac died of caffeine poisoning
H. Stones: ty PP
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Ask his girfriends ;)
Principalpoop: i need to know the symptoms llan, tell me or I will beat you, tell me I say
H. Stones: browser problems, my new ISP is no better than was AOL, its out of the frying pan and into the fire
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Quite
Principalpoop: sad to hear stones
Principalpoop: hopefully just growing pains
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Sorry to hear that guy
llanwydd: ask balzac, pp
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: UK is probably trying to outdo Bush's idea of communications
H. Stones: am paying for 8 meg speed and often its as low as 600 kbps
Principalpoop: my balzac is fine thank you, I shaved it yesterday
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Filtered through Disney and G Gordon Liddy lol
H. Stones: only one bal Poop ?
Principalpoop: only one zac
H. Stones: any more jokes like this and we will both be zacked
Principalpoop: put us on the rack and give us a pull, hehe
llanwydd: of course they used to make coffee with dirty water in those days
H. Stones: are you related to the Chinese philosopher, Wan Hung Lo by any chance ?
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Bought Krassner's disney poster. Reminds me lol
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: $35 + shipping
Principalpoop: and his brother-in-law phuc yiu
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Just look at these bears....
H. Stones: kind of you to say that Poop
Principalpoop: lol good job tween
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: lapping up the water
Principalpoop: ahh roanoke
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: lol
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: I'm from the Chesapeake
Principalpoop: i like your oysters
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Peek a boo rofl
llanwydd: I rowed an oak into a log jam once
Elayne: Ah, Robin's awake, time to call it an evening. Next week, all!
||||||||| Elayne rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Elayne?! It's 10:22 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Principalpoop: it is an evening, thanks, night E
H. Stones: Isnt an Oyster someone who habitually uses Yiddish slang in everyday speech Poop ?
Principalpoop: yes stones
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Dr Dog into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:23 PM, then departs.
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Bye E, and best of luck to you and yours :)
H. Stones: thought so
ah,clem: oye, oye
llanwydd: no that's a goyster
Principalpoop: it is also a fancy scallop
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Hey Dawg...
llanwydd: another doc. Hey DR DOG
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: I've been scalloped!
Principalpoop: no, a goyster is a goy who says oy and other yiddish slang, you schmuck you
Principalpoop: ahh its doctor dog, woof
llanwydd: schmuck you too
Principalpoop: fey
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: You mesugina, I give you E=Mc2 and you fuck it up like this?
Principalpoop: fey fey
llanwydd: and a double dumbass on ya
H. Stones: so its Einstween now is it ?
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: lol
Principalpoop: faugh
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Vere are the nuclear ships?
Principalpoop: who are?
H. Stones: As though i should know !
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Robin Willliams, Stones
H. Stones: this is what happens when i hang around with Yoks all the time
Principalpoop: yok yok, i get the yok
Principalpoop: i got yok on my face
llanwydd: never heard the word Yok, stones
llanwydd: sounds vulcan
Principalpoop: why do you think they call us yankees? an early form of wankers
H. Stones: Jewish sland for Gentile
H. Stones: slang
H. Stones: at least in the UK
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: I have York in the Shire
llanwydd: is there a large jewish population in britain, stones?
Principalpoop: no no, they said yorick
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: LOL P
Principalpoop: i knew him well
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Martha Washington - the big hare
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dr Dog - dead from measles
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
H. Stones: fairly large though the orthodox population is not very large
llanwydd: alas poor yok, I knew the poor schlemiel
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: I'm King of Texas!
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: (see the captain of the Enterprise)
Principalpoop: you can't help it
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Locks and bay gals?
H. Stones: well llan you know what they say, what a meshuggener knocks over, a schlemiel sweeps up
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: (no really, there's a movie with the guy who did Picard)
llanwydd: if a meshuggener pushes hard enough, the schlemiel will fall over
Principalpoop: you tube?
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: King Of Texas - King Lear done in early Texas
H. Stones: they can fall over without help llan
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Interesting interpretation, to put it mildly ;)
llanwydd: indeed, tween. I'm imagining LBJ in the title role
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: You vant shemeille?
H. Stones: interesting fantasy life you have llan
llanwydd: blow y'all winds and crack yer cheeks
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: The guy who did Picard was a Elizabethan trained actor
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Thanks Clem :=)
Principalpoop: i thought he was a thespian
H. Stones: thats cos he had a prounounced lisp, Poop
ah,clem: good night everyone
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: No, he likse guys
H. Stones: sweet dreams clem
Principalpoop: night clem, super super choice
Principalpoop: thanks again
llanwydd: he was. he was born in thespville
llanwydd: nite clem!
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: And don't forget to support CNI Radio!!
Principalpoop: sleep well
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: Echo that :-)
Principalpoop: love to root and bambi
||||||||| ah,clem departs at 10:36 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Principalpoop: toad away
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dexter Fong gets out at 10:36 PM.
H. Stones: wb Fong
ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway: have a great day, y'all :)
Principalpoop: wb fong
||||||||| "10:37 PM? I'm late!" exclaims ATweenADayKeepsTheTorriesAway, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
Dexter Fong: Ah just in time for my theme song
Principalpoop: tween too? toodles
llanwydd: Dex is back and I didn't even see him leave
Dexter Fong: Me neither
H. Stones: good night Tween
Dexter Fong: Night Tween
llanwydd: great day? there's less than an hour and a half left of it where I am
Dexter Fong: Same here, llan
Dexter Fong: or maybe sooner
Principalpoop: ditto
llanwydd: night tween
Dexter Fong: Good! we're all in the same time parameter
Principalpoop: where was I?
Dexter Fong: Synchronize your I-Pods
llanwydd: nite elayne
Principalpoop: i guess cat does not have internet ability on that cruise ship, what a gyp
H. Stones: worry not llan, theres a fresh load of time heading your way
llanwydd: nite fatty
llanwydd: nite lupe
Dexter Fong: Gypsy Freighter!
Dexter Fong: Gypsy Freighter!
Principalpoop: faugh
Dexter Fong: Night William F. Hart
llanwydd: I think it was S, Dex
H. Stones: did you hear about our earthquake Poop ?
Dexter Fong: Night Roy! Night Dale!
llanwydd: I heard, stones
Dexter Fong: Night trigger! Night Bullet!
Principalpoop: huh? elton john fell over?
Dexter Fong: Night Gabby!!
H. Stones: lol poop
Principalpoop: are you ok?
llanwydd: did you actually feel it where you were, HS?
Principalpoop: i didn't know england had those
H. Stones: no poop it wasnt that high on the richter scale
Dexter Fong: llan: Ehswilliam Esafee, Shart!
llanwydd: ah yes
Principalpoop: i don't watch news anymore
llanwydd: I've been through two earthquakes in ticonderoga
H. Stones: yes if felt it, was sat here and the floor suddenly seemed to drop about a foot then swayed from side to side, but not much noise
llanwydd: no damage though
Principalpoop: not good
Dexter Fong: Poop: Me neither..I just let it happen to me....or not
llanwydd: but the first one woke me out of a dream that someone was shaking my bed
H. Stones: was felt all over England and tens of millions of pound damage
Principalpoop: my neighbor comes over to warn me about local fires and such, that is all I need
llanwydd: not joking. that's the truth
Principalpoop: ouch stones, another Japan
Dexter Fong: llan: It was someone trying to wake and tell you about the earthquake.....or so it says in your "autobiography"
H. Stones: apparently we get several each week but the majority too small to be noticed
Dexter Fong: The Unabridged Unauthorized version
Principalpoop: should have listened to the druids
H. Stones: maybe the Once and Future King is waking up
llanwydd: however did you get a hold of my autobiography, dex?
Principalpoop: what does unabridged mean anyway?
Dexter Fong: I belong to a book club
Dexter Fong: A very "special" bookclub
H. Stones: the bridge fell over, poop
llanwydd: I see
llanwydd: well they would have it
Principalpoop: i joined once, so you know that means forever
llanwydd: but before it's published? that surprises me
Dexter Fong: Yep! And Life-Time payment Book club too
Principalpoop: published is old fashioned, printed perhaps
H. Stones: sounds like the Mafia Dexter
llanwydd: I hope I get a royalty
llanwydd: and I don't mean prince charles
Dexter Fong: llan: Galleys? PCs? Hard Disks? Soft morals?
Principalpoop: princess leah oh yeah
Dexter Fong: Oh That "other" Boleyn girl
Dexter Fong: Whoops, Wrong Star wars Episode
Principalpoop: what other auto things do you do besides a biography stones? hehe
Principalpoop: i bet you automasticate
Dexter Fong: The auto-blender...Just state your order and it makes frink
H. Stones: cannot say for sure poop, but my eyesight is getting worse
Dexter Fong: sticate he said asticate he he
Principalpoop: frink? that sounds like a neighbor of faugh
Dexter Fong: Stones Your eyesight is fine..it's my typing
Dexter Fong: drink
Principalpoop: ok, cheers
Principalpoop: drink me, eat me hehe
Dexter Fong: and salivations poop
llanwydd: I know his brother frank
H. Stones: it doesnt matter Fong, i do it with my eyes closed
Merlyn: hey, see you next week folks
Principalpoop: frick and frack come to mind, get out of there
Dexter Fong: Frankly Frankie I don't give a damnnnn
Principalpoop: night M, thanks again
H. Stones: take care Merlyn and thanks
llanwydd: nite, merl
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn
Merlyn: if you think of any Papoon Campoon stuff for the cafepress store, let me know
Dexter Fong: and thanks
Merlyn: I'll probably try to add some stuff this weekend
Principalpoop: more sugar!
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "10:51 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Dexter Fong: coming up sweetie
Principalpoop: ahh eric clapton, there is one in every crowd
Dexter Fong: Stevie Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Dexter Fong
llanwydd: when I saw FST in NYC, someone in the audience yelled "more sugar"
Dexter Fong: That was me!
Principalpoop: that was ethyl
Dexter Fong: Wanna hear it agin?
llanwydd: this was during a break where the four of them came to the front of the stage to talk to the audience
Dexter Fong: More Sugaarr!
Principalpoop: 4 or 5
llanwydd: and ossman answered "There'll be more sugar"
Principalpoop: wow, makes me feel like I was there fong
Dexter Fong: It's the double "a" my signature pronunciation
llanwydd: his tone seemed to say he wasn't happy with what was to come for the group
Dexter Fong: Then I roll the "r"s
Dexter Fong: After I roll a bomber
Principalpoop: i cannot roll my Rs
Dexter Fong: Dogfight a furball
H. Stones: i dont know my Rs from my elbow
Dexter Fong: and repave the tar, Mac
Principalpoop: arghh, i can say arghh
Dexter Fong: Stones, that's why you cannot kiss your elbow
llanwydd: remember the "Mr. Liverface" sketch, Dex?
Dexter Fong: Sure do, llan.
llanwydd: I thought that was hilarious
H. Stones: Its been a while since Phil Austin showed up hasnt it
Dexter Fong: Stones: I've been thinking that for several weeks
Dexter Fong: or months perhaps
llanwydd: I'm surprised how much of that show I remember
Principalpoop: no fair, it must be obamious too
llanwydd: mr. ishikawa is conspicuously absent as well
Principalpoop: he is on the cruise ship
Dexter Fong: Right Poop: The arghh's must be obamious
llanwydd: oh yes
Dexter Fong: llan: He's on the Air America cruise
Principalpoop: i thought that song was very obamious
Dexter Fong: and Hillarious too
Principalpoop: we may have a new word here, time check, 2008 feb something
Principalpoop: we have become a footnote in history today
Dexter Fong: How about: "That's real O saka 2 me"
Principalpoop: laugh in did that years ago
llanwydd: I'd rather be a leg note than a footnote
Dexter Fong: As someone said, Is this the Party to whom I am speaking?
Principalpoop: ok, you want thigh or knee? i claim the shin
llanwydd: but better to be a footnote than a toe tag
||||||||| Merlyn enters at 11:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
Merlyn: ZING just a test
Dexter Fong: Brains....Brains......
Principalpoop: oops, you came back in M
Merlyn: This is only a test
Merlyn: Somehow, my email was deleted from the notification list...
Merlyn: bye
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Merlyn departs at 11:01 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Dexter Fong: A stress test
Principalpoop: A no B, I pick C, my final answer
Dexter Fong: I pick Nun of the Above
Principalpoop: dammit, I was too slow
Dexter Fong: perhaps you just test poorly poop
Principalpoop: my lot in life has been that a lot
Dexter Fong: and you're not slow...you're speed impaired
llanwydd: better a lot than a little
Dexter Fong: Here, take some speed...and to the queen depart
Principalpoop: no no fong, my highest achievement in life was a 97% on the GRE
Principalpoop: ahh downhill after that
llanwydd: and beat the queen to perth
llanwydd: or at least to perth amboy
Principalpoop: hi perthy, how are you?
Dexter Fong: I'll beat till she has a son!!!
Principalpoop: want some whiskey in your water? some sugar in your tea?
Dexter Fong: Some butter on my crumpet
Principalpoop: talk to stones about that
llanwydd: some acid in my battery
H. Stones: nice bit of crumpet, nudge nudge, wink wink
Dexter Fong: Stones, pass the butter t Catherwood please
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Dexter Fong and says "Something I can help with?"
Principalpoop: beurre
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, butter my crumpet
||||||||| Catherwood butters Dexter Fong's crumpet.
Principalpoop: french butter sounds cold
Dexter Fong: Put on your sweater poop, you're cold
llanwydd: good one princ
Principalpoop: should I write that one down llan?
llanwydd: I'll write it
Dexter Fong: write it off on your taxes
Principalpoop: i usually wait for the LOL poop from tween
Dexter Fong imitating tween says LOL
Principalpoop: ahh does not even sound like him
Principalpoop: more gutteral fong
H. Stones: do a lot of waiting do you Poop ?
Principalpoop: i am not buying a lot of pencils that is sure
Dexter Fong: It's this sony microphone, i'm used to B&K
H. Stones: very wise
Dexter Fong: Hi, I'm Poop and I'll be your waiter tonight
Principalpoop: put fur around your balls, that wll make you sound more gutteral fong
Principalpoop: oops, microphone
llanwydd: cut out this gutter talk
H. Stones: and look like something the cat coughed up ?
Dexter Fong: another fur ball mention..WW One dogfights are making a bloody comeback
Principalpoop: ewww
Principalpoop: i thought I was being subtle,
llanwydd: reminds me of the steven write joke about the guy who makes synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats
Dexter Fong: I thought your were trying to be Submariner..all dark and broody
H. Stones: subtle as in. "there goes old furry balls !"
llanwydd: wrigth
Principalpoop: hehehe
Dexter Fong: writhe
Principalpoop: everybody must get stoned
llanwydd: good grief, my own spelling is embarrassing me tonight
H. Stones: how do you think we feel, llan ?
Dexter Fong: llan: It's not spelling, it's the typing
Principalpoop: does this chat support handwriting?
llanwydd: well, I wasch mai hans of it
Dexter Fong ponders; what is the sound of one hand writing
H. Stones: it supports a number of things you can do with your hands, Poop
Principalpoop: scribble scribble
Dexter Fong: with a scripto medium ballpen
Principalpoop: a scripto hair ball?
Dexter Fong: Upside down and *Under water*
llanwydd: my speling has gan heighwyre end aym not gowing to wurri abat et
H. Stones: that sounds like middle english llan
Dexter Fong: Much better llan
Principalpoop: eye kan reed thaht
Dexter Fong: Now we just have to polish up your diction
Principalpoop: oh let me polish his diction, please
H. Stones: dont enccourage him Poop, hes always polishing it
Dexter Fong: Just leave the knob for me
Principalpoop: i will polish it good, well? good? i will polish fine
Dexter Fong: I've got these new Brillow pads
H. Stones: passes Dexter a circular sander
Principalpoop: the knob is the best part
Principalpoop: stop polishing llan and type
Dexter Fong: Oh neat...battery operating...no more messy cords
llanwydd: pardon me. was afk
H. Stones: this chat room is beginning to sound like an old Carry On movie
Dexter Fong: Tito CARREON
Principalpoop: carry grant on or hugh grant on
Dexter Fong: You Lissees to me grant
llanwydd: I've heard of carrion crows but...
Principalpoop: caw caw
H. Stones: oooh Matron !!!
Principalpoop: the beat goes on
Dexter Fong: Stewart! I've lost my Carryon Crow
Dexter Fong: That's *so* raven
llanwydd: I had an Aunt Carrion
Principalpoop: sheryl, cheryl and share alike
llanwydd: wait a minute, that was aunt marion
H. Stones: who did she carrion with ?
Dexter Fong: That's what I said and they both slapped me
Principalpoop: my aunt marion was a marionette
Dexter Fong: lucky Beryl wasn't there
Dexter Fong: poop: Real strung out, eh?
llanwydd: no I think her name was Roadkill
llanwydd: or that was her birth name
Principalpoop: i had a watch made of berylum
Dexter Fong: Roadkill Arbuckle
Principalpoop: wore only strings
Dexter Fong: String Theory
llanwydd: no, I'm thinking of the rhodekill river
Principalpoop: ahh alternate dimension of reality
Dexter Fong: Poop: Like buy this ground floor condo,,,buy this tup floor condo
Dexter Fong: separate entrances...common Egresses
Principalpoop: precisely
Principalpoop: the frame of reference is the frame
Dexter Fong: On that accord...I bid you Nicht Nicht and vow to return anew
Principalpoop: i was framed, I am innocent I tell you.
H. Stones: i must away too for now friends
H. Stones: have a good week and stay safe
Dexter Fong: here..put this aluminum hat on
Principalpoop: have thee thine super weeke fong of york
llanwydd: I'm sure you mean nacht nacht. I bid you the same
Principalpoop: ahh bus leaves
Principalpoop: early night
Dexter Fong: Who's there?
Principalpoop: same to you earl of stones
H. Stones: good night one and all
Principalpoop: and sir llan of tippycanoe and tylertoo
Dexter Fong: llan: You nachted?
llanwydd: good night, stones
Principalpoop: knok knoque
H. Stones: may see you in messenger or skype
Dexter Fong: Night Dear friends
llanwydd: nacht yet
Principalpoop: i will scoot too, the bus
Principalpoop: ciaooo
llanwydd: well, I will head out too. gute nacht
||||||||| At 11:23 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, H. Stones!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Principalpoop leaves to catch the 11:23 PM train to Hellmouth.
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| porgie - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
H. Stones
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"