A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 06, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:32 AM, dragging Firebroiled by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
Firebroiled: You people got trouble here?

Well, I don’t know why you people seem to think this is magic.

It’s just this little chromium switch here . . . [click]

My, you people are so superstitious . . .

||||||||| At 8:32 AM, Firebroiled vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 5:24 PM and Bob D Caterino waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bob D Caterino: Hey gang, bouts with illness and not thinking very clearly is keeping me away these days. I am pretty clear today and actually sitting up in bed writing some but taking its toll. Always thinking about you all and hope to stop in tonight.
||||||||| "Hey Bob D Caterino!" ... Bob D Caterino turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 5:26 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 7:53 PM, dragging ah,clem by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| At 7:54 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, ah,clem!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dexter Fong disembarks at 8:57 PM.
Dexter Fong: Ah..Dear Old Firebroiled hogging all the space with his giant fonts
Dexter Fong: Let
Dexter Fong: Get
Dexter Fong: Him
Dexter Fong: Off
Dexter Fong: the
Dexter Fong: scree
||||||||| ah,clem steals in around 8:59 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Fong: Just
Dexter Fong: a
Dexter Fong: bit
Dexter Fong: more
Dexter Fong: voila!
Dexter Fong: Hiya Clem
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Bambi into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:00 PM, then departs.
Bambi: hello Dear Friends :-)
Dexter Fong: Hey Bambi; Good to see you here so bright and early
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 06, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Bambi: almost just signed in with the nick that was in the box when I got to the sign on page ;-)
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, put a Harmon mute in that trumpet
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Dexter Fong and inquires "Would you like something?"
Bambi: and you too Dex!
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Mudhead', just granted probation at 9:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, play Meloncholy Baby
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dexter Fong
||||||||| Catherwood ushers cease inside, makes a note of the time (9:02 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Bambi: hi Mudhead
Dexter Fong: Hiya Muddy
Mudhead: Hai
cease: hi folks
Dexter Fong: Wai Hai 2
cease: iie
Dexter Fong: Hay Cat, welcome ashore
Bambi: hi Cat
Dexter Fong: Got your land legs yet?
cease: dex, your opening to chat last week was hilarious
cease: i relaly appreciated it
cease: nevger used computer on ship
Dexter Fong: =)) Glad you enjoyed it..
Mudhead: this things jumpin up and down like a crazy monkey
cease: only news was a coupole of pages of digest from ny times and canuck press delivered outside our doors
Dexter Fong: Mud: Throw a trowel over it
cease: the ship motion was sometimes more noticeable than oat other times, but never affected me in any negative way
cease: i lay in an alpha chamber a few times and the combination of magic fingers and other alpha stimuli along with the rockking ship was quite nice
Dexter Fong: Cat: YOu are a natural born sea fairy...er fareing man
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Principalpoop into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:05 PM, then departs.
Bambi: your monitor Mudhead?
Principalpoop: hulloh
Dexter Fong: Hi Poop
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'EgbertTweensŽ', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:05 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
cease: the idea of being on a cruise on the other hand, still doesnt interest me
Principalpoop: ahh super cat
EgbertTweensŽ: That's Tween-say... accent grave over the E
Dexter Fong: OOoooooooooooh Roller Maidens
Principalpoop: hi tween
cease: its like being in a huge hotel, with lots of bars
Principalpoop: fing fong
Dexter Fong: Hi Tween
Principalpoop: hey mud
EgbertTweensŽ: Yo P
Mudhead: no, the chat comes halfway down the page, then refreshs to the full length
Principalpoop: ahh bambi
cease: but remarkablly inconsistant cocktails and the food wasn't uniformly edible
Bambi: hey Tween and Princep
cease: thouh occasionlally superb
EgbertTweensŽ: BTW - clem, J-Men is a video
cease: the air america folks, fellow passengers were relentless talkative and friendly
Principalpoop: change the config mudhead
Principalpoop: from 10 to 20
Dexter Fong: Cat: YOu had to dress up like a bunch of other guys in order to eat?
EgbertTweensŽ: They talk over old movie clips
cease: they did not relent
Principalpoop: ahh the voice of ahh, clem
ah,clem: oh, well (it is listed as a cd on fst web page
Mudhead: this is too disconcerting, Imma goin away for a few
||||||||| Mudhead scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Mudhead?! It's 9:07 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:07 PM and late as usual, it's llanwydd, just back from Washington."
Principalpoop: good luck mud
cease: i did indeed, but a lot of people got away with informal attire.
llanwydd: evening folks
Bambi: uh sorry Mudhead
cease: it was a ship thing, not an air america thing,
Principalpoop: hi llan
Bambi: hey llanwydd
EgbertTweensŽ: Wouldn't be the same w/o the video. What makes it funny
Dexter Fong: Hi llan
cease: i didnt really need the two suits, formal shoes etc
EgbertTweensŽ: Hey LL
Dexter Fong: Cat: How about the ballet slippers
cease: i went to, what is supposed to be the best restaurant in puerto vallarta, called Cafe des Artistes
Principalpoop: i need to move onto a cruise ship
ah,clem: well obviously the cd does stand alone, got a good review
cease: an expensive phone call from the ship confirmed that i'd have to wear lnog pants
llanwydd: was able to get a calzone delivered to sector r
ah,clem: but I have not heard it
cease: which was quite painful on the streets of the boiling city
Dexter Fong: lnog??I know about Eggnog
Principalpoop: is lnog like Izod?
EgbertTweensŽ: Huh - didn't know a CD was available, clem
EgbertTweensŽ: I bought it and they sent a DVD
ah,clem: check firesigntheatre.com Tween
Dexter Fong: Ah....One of *my* favorite albums
Dexter Fong: RMaidens
Principalpoop: cafe de vallartistes
ah,clem: oh, you are right Tween
ah,clem: sorry
Dexter Fong: Cafe de Starving Artistes located at a motel 6 near you
ah,clem: no wonder I don't have it, lol
Principalpoop: CDs and DVDs and BVDs
ah,clem: oh my
Dexter Fong: Poop: YOu trying to cantact VD?
EgbertTweensŽ: Since they're commenting on the movie clips, seems like just the audio wouldn't work
Bambi: Hanes?
EgbertTweensŽ: lol
Principalpoop: these are not my shorts
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and H. Stones disembarks at 9:12 PM.
Principalpoop: ahh stones
Bambi: lol
H. Stones: Greetings to all
Bambi: hey Stones
Dexter Fong: Tween et al: If you're talking about J Men, video is totally necessary
Principalpoop: see any dolphins or anything?
EgbertTweensŽ: Evening, sir Stones...
Dexter Fong: Hi Stones
Principalpoop: name drop of who you chatted with
EgbertTweensŽ: Would think so, Dex
H. Stones: Any fans here of Laurie Anderson or William Burroughs??
Dexter Fong: Tween: Not much get by you =))
EgbertTweensŽ: lol
Dexter Fong: William Anderson and Laurie Burroughs
H. Stones: Laurie Reed if truth be told but we digress
Dexter Fong: Hermaphridite twins
Principalpoop: william laurie or anderson burroughs?
EgbertTweensŽ: Having just bought and watched it recently, I had some perspective on the matter
cease: was on phone. did i miss somethiing? hi new ones
cease: ah, rolly maidens
Principalpoop: stay off drugs cat
Principalpoop: phone is hardcore
cease: easy for you to say, poop
ah,clem: well, will have to get back to you later then, Tween
Dexter Fong: Tween: I've always enjoyed JMen greatly..I kinda remember many of those Republic Serials
cease: i must watch that again.
Dexter Fong: Touch your head!
Principalpoop: easy to write
cease: i shouljd have brought dvds. there was a dvd player in cabin but no cd player so i couldnt listen to my firesign cds
H. Stones: anyway, i have a recording of William Burroughs Nothing Is True, Everything Is Permitted, message me if you want it
cease: hi stones. hows it stoning?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Some DVD players are "universal" players..play CDs, DVDs, MP3s etc
ah,clem: ...
H. Stones: light gravel early but chance of heavy boulders later cease
cease: not the one in my cabin. i was kind of expecting it to be that, dex
Dexter Fong: Too bad cat
cease: maybe thats for the more expensive cabins
Principalpoop: did you have a port hole? they had none on the carrier that I saw...
Dexter Fong: You've got em all on Ipod right?
cease: i heard enough interesting things even without the fireguys
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 9:18 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Fong: Skip the port hole, I want a Cognac hole
Principalpoop: voila le M
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
cease: tere were a bunch of seminars everyday, most were excellent.
Principalpoop: close your pie hole fong
cease: jim hightowers was in several, including one about humour
H. Stones: Ipods, how very trendy they used to be Dexter
EgbertTweensŽ: Hey Merl
cease: hi merl. you met hightower?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Was Randy on the cruise?
||||||||| "9:18 PM? 9:18 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bubba's Brain should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bubba's Brain enters and sits on the divan.
Principalpoop: hi bubba
cease: a firesign fan from their early days
Bubba's Brain: Hey all.
Merlyn: who hightower, cat?
cease: rhodes?> yes, pix of us will appear on my blog
cease: she's kinda intense
cease: jim
Dexter Fong: I bet =)))
Merlyn: don't know him, cat
Bubba's Brain: Move accomplished. Life in boxes. Broadband up again.
Principalpoop: i kinda like girls in tents
Principalpoop: super BB
Dexter Fong: Well done, Bubba....welcome back to life as you have known it
||||||||| At 9:20 PM, llanwydd dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
cease: she says being on stage is so different and unpleasent compared to chatting with the folkls, but she sure liked an audeince.
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'llanwydd', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:20 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
H. Stones: you mean really big ones, Poop ?
Principalpoop: wb llan
llanwydd: what you guys listening to?
cease: hightower is exactly the way he seems in his books and radio shows
Dexter Fong: wb llan
cease: perfectly accessible, perfectly hilarious and profound.
Dexter Fong: Roller Maidens
cease: mayb ehe carries the fdiresign theatre aorund in his hat
Principalpoop: no no no, i don't want competition at the dining table
Principalpoop: ahh nice
Dexter Fong wonders who poop is talking to
Bubba's Brain: Cable guy just tried and failed to get outlet into Living Room wall.
cease: in need of ice cubes
Dexter Fong: Hard Aport Cat
Bambi: hey Bubba
Principalpoop: to stones fong, pay attention, girls in tents, not wearing them
Principalpoop: get another cable guy bubba, even I could do that
llanwydd: would you like horse pie...
Dexter Fong: Girls in tents? Just don't buy the purple cookies
H. Stones: horse and eggs please llan
ah,clem: ..
llanwydd: and a short stack
Principalpoop: waffle waffle waffle
Dexter Fong: I had a short stack till I tried that penile enhancement
ah,clem: sack a duck?
H. Stones: thats how the girls got so big, poop, waffles and lots of em
Dexter Fong: Make it 2
Bubba's Brain: Hey back, Bam.
Principalpoop: supposed to say that twice ah, clem
Bambi smiles
Principalpoop: i used to put a potato in speedo, but it kept moving to the back
Dexter Fong: Just type it once, enter..then hit refresh...Like this
Dexter Fong: Just type it once, enter..then hit refresh...Like this
H. Stones: no fries or flies for me please Poop
Principalpoop: ahhh nice
Principalpoop: sack a duck?
Bambi: one potato, two potato, three potato, four...
Principalpoop: sack a duck?
Dexter Fong: Well done poop
Dexter Fong: Well done poop
H. Stones: I am just Brian Jackson and i think Honey is now zunibluesky Bambi
Principalpoop: ok, enough of that
Principalpoop: ok, enough of that
Bubba's Brain: do I hear an echo?
H. Stones: oops, anyway Bambi, there you go and heres Honey now
Principalpoop: who is brian jackson?
Dexter Fong: Yeah Stones, where is that radioactive gal?
ah,clem: hope it's not catching, hope it's not catching
Principalpoop: didn't he invent dungeons and dragons?
Dexter Fong: Dungeons and dungarees
cease: dunganess crab aplenty
Principalpoop: and dungadoo and gungadin
||||||||| Catherwood ushers HoneySanchez in through the front door at 9:27 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Bubba's Brain: That's Gary Gygax, pp -- he died this week.
Principalpoop: ahhh zunibluesky
Dexter Fong: Hi Honey...godd to see you again
Merlyn: rhymes with Larry Lilacs
cease: hi honey
HoneySanchez: hola ya'll
Principalpoop: wb honey mmmm
Principalpoop: and mary mylax
H. Stones: Hola Honey
Merlyn: A friend of mine was one of the original playtesters of D&D
HoneySanchez: hi hi :=)
Principalpoop: elf or wizard or what?
H. Stones: is that like Exlax Poop ?
Bubba's Brain: Wow, Merl.
Bambi: Hola Honey!
ah,clem: hola
Dexter Fong: Merl: The pencil and paper type game?
Principalpoop: yes, eddy exlax
cease: s[panish is following me
Bambi: Ok, got them in there Stones and Honey...would like to test it if possible
Merlyn: yeah dex
H. Stones: keep the dosage low Poop or its the megashuffles
ah,clem: que`?
cease: i had the best margarertia of the trip at the seatle airport on way home
Merlyn: Michael Mornard, his names in the list in Greyhawk
Principalpoop: comme esta?
Dexter Fong: Merl: That's some time ago isn't it?
H. Stones: am online now Bambi
Bubba's Brain: BTW, Merl, how's the pacifist character going? Saw an online story about it.
ah,clem: lol pp
Principalpoop: i have those books somewhere, I will look for him if I find it
HoneySanchez: i am online tambien, bambi
Principalpoop: i saw the interview, somewhere
cease: honey, do you know where that mexican colour scheme comes from>
Merlyn: circa 1975 dex
cease: the bright horizontal things.
HoneySanchez: what are we testing, stones??
Dexter Fong: Merl: As I said =))
Principalpoop: drugs
cease: very hallucinagenic
Merlyn: BB, my alliance pacifist is up to lvl 38, my horde is only lvl 17
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:31 PM and late as usual, it's Elayne, just back from Hellmouth."
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Principalpoop: Hi E
cease: hey el
Dexter Fong: Hello E!
H. Stones: Hi Elayne
llanwydd: what's hallucinagenic, cat?
llanwydd: Hey Elayne!
cease: mexican weaving, etc
Principalpoop: hows it hanging? oops in poor taste that
Merlyn: hi E
EgbertTweensŽ: Hi Ms. E
cease: the bright colours
H. Stones: i dont know llan, i never tried it
EgbertTweensŽ: lol P
Dexter Fong: Mexicans weaving? Too much mescal
llanwydd: aha
Bubba's Brain: Good work... I haven't played any MMORPGS yet, but from what I understand, that's pretty impressive.
cease: lol
Principalpoop: i want to see the dice, I don't trust the PC
llanwydd: I wonder if mezcal is like razcal
EgbertTweensŽ: You never heard of getting high licking cats, LL?
llanwydd: I wouldn't know, I haven't tried either one
EgbertTweensŽ: Oh wait, that's toads ;)
Dexter Fong: llan: It's the same except for the worm
Elayne: Cats licking toads? Ick.
Principalpoop: i was drunk ok, stop telling that story
cease: for a much poorer country with a lot of crumbling buildings, i didnt see the wasted people on the street that are ubiquitous in vancouver
Dexter Fong sings toad away
llanwydd: is vancouver a slumbering city?
Principalpoop: not yet fong
cease: anyway, i should tell yuou the firesign story already
llanwydd: I hear it rains a lot in vancouver
Dexter Fong: Tell it like it was, Cat!!
cease: i spent the first 6 days there mentioning the firesign in conversations, quoting where relavent
Principalpoop: it never rains in southern california
llanwydd: it pours
Elayne: Oh good, I'm not too late for the Air America cruise story!
Principalpoop: yes, on a ship, very difficult to avoid you, good ploy
cease: on the last day, in a panel called HOw Can Air America Improve?" i got up and made a speech, answering their question with "hire the firesign theatre"
Merlyn: "..quilting the elephants..."
Principalpoop: any takers?
cease: i gave little history of the group and sia dtheyres till alive and well.
EgbertTweensŽ: Heard they had some weather in San Diego not too long ago
llanwydd: take what?
Principalpoop: drugs
cease: so this guy Lionel says, "cat, they'll be on my show"
EgbertTweensŽ: Yeah, cease :-)
EgbertTweensŽ: Good for you, guy...
Dexter Fong: Good Cat
llanwydd: I wonder if any of the firesign guys listen to air american
llanwydd: america
Merlyn: (writing) "...fire the hire -sign theater..."
cease: the peolpe aplpauded when i said "firesign theatre" and the bosses seemed compelled to comply
H. Stones: fires sweeping inland and mudslides reaching the coast tomorrow ?
cease: procotr has bven in touch with thom hartman
cease: but the big news is not som einterview but actual work
Elayne: Very cool, Cat!
Dexter Fong: Husband of Mary Hartman
Merlyn: (writing) "...the Boscos seemed spelled to reply..."
Dexter Fong: Husband of Mary Hartman
llanwydd: it would be cool if they ended up doing something regularly on air america
cease: the guy who tlaked to me on behalf of air america used to bve sound guy for flyhing karamazov brothers
Principalpoop: just take a pebble, and toss it in the sea...
cease: specujlatred on a project with both groujps
Dexter Fong: I saw the FK Brothers
cease: a possible convention coverage, sometihg like that
llanwydd: flying karam...
Merlyn: (writing) "...the big nose is not some winter view but factual irk..."
llanwydd: no kidding
Bubba's Brain: I've got google news alerts set up for stories with the word firesign. Just this past week it started hitting stories with the word fire followed by the word sign. Anyone else using it and seeing the same thing?
cease: the air america bosses know where the butter is coming from, the waistline of 400 cruise passengers who wanted to hear some firesign
Principalpoop: i thought it was karma, flying karmazov brothers
Merlyn: (writing) "...flinging mahzol tov bothers..."
HoneySanchez: hello EL :=)
llanwydd: karma bros
Merlyn: I've done that for years now, BB
Dexter Fong wonders who Merlyn is writing to
Principalpoop: i never use google news anymore, news corporation/fox flunkies
Elayne: Hey Honey!
cease: a lot of people came up to me affter my speech and thakned me for reminding them of pleasurealbe times in their hyouth
Merlyn: it will find "fire sign" using just a "firesign" keyword
llanwydd: cruise passengers! that's interesting
Dexter Fong: Cat: Did they offer you any dope?
cease: if they are tlaking to their friends....
cease: i met at least two people who had some, but i looked too straight
HoneySanchez: nino must be on drugs again tonight....he thinks i am in texas hahaha
Bubba's Brain: Have you noticed the change in its filtering? It didn't used to hit on the words when separate.
cease: i kept a low profile
Dexter Fong: Bent over the rail?
Principalpoop: i am in fresno again, sigh
Merlyn: I'm being flotsam, dex
cease: this is mexico, afterall
Principalpoop: and george jetsom
cease: yes going to mexico and not getting stoned is like going to vancouver and not eating its seafood
Dexter Fong: Bubba: Nino has you in New Jersey
Merlyn: not sure, BB, I thought it's been that way for a while
cease: i was one of the younbgest people on the cruise. many were my age, accompanhing their parents
llanwydd: so what are you going to hear after roller maidens?
Principalpoop: ahh, now I remember where i heard the name puerto de vallarte before
cease: i guess thats what oold pepole do
Principalpoop: it is an easy vacation
cease: seing s child was a rare delight, outside the pool
Dexter Fong: Llan: Either P&B album, or How time Flys
Elayne: Not a lot of young'uns listening to AAR, Cat, I'd warrant.
cease: how is job search going, el?
llanwydd: the only p&b I don't have is Give Us A Break
Elayne: It's like PBS in the evenings -- median age, death.
llanwydd: I have How Time Flys on cassette
Elayne: Same as it ever was, Cat. No closer to employment, alas. But enjoying my "time off" anyway.
cease: that sdoesntr sound good
Principalpoop: i liked sit and be fit, about the right amount of effort I needed
Bubba's Brain: Dex, Nino may be confused. I just changed houses, and Comcast bought out Insight (though I've been with them before and after move), so any one of them may have changed my IP digits that Nino sees.
Dexter Fong: CNI cutting in and out like a crazy monkey
cease: the fun was so forced, evryone bowing to us all the time, its worse than japan, and the people are shorter
Principalpoop: i thought it was me, thanks ah, clem
llanwydd: where does nino think I am tonight?
cease: indonesian/philiphine, with dutch officers whiter than death
Merlyn: geobytes tries to figure out location from IP addresses, but they change a fair amount so it can get out of date some times
llanwydd: once it was in rhode island
Principalpoop: microsoft headquarters llan
Dexter Fong: llan: Redmond washington (the STATE)
llanwydd: no kidding
Principalpoop: i think llan is actually bill gates, bill is a closet firehead
llanwydd: washington state! that's hilarious
Dexter Fong: Isn't Redmond home of Bill Gates and llan using mstcweb?
cease: he should come out of the closet
Dexter Fong: mstv
Bubba's Brain: The install techs and phone support are all confused -- right now is the changover to Comcast, and nobody knows the new systems. Hell of a time to sign up for service.
llanwydd: now you know my most closely guarded secret
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
Principalpoop: ok fong
Principalpoop: i was pleasantly surprised with the shift from adelphia to comcast in this part of virginia
Elayne: Make it a double, Unca Dex!
llanwydd: yeah I knew a guy who went from adelphia to comcast
llanwydd: comcast.net
Principalpoop: careful when you format ahh, clem
llanwydd: or whatever it is
Bubba's Brain: The techs and installers here are all asking each other how to do things. They seem to have had no training, just let loose on the keyboards to figure out the systems for themselves.
Principalpoop: like my banks, they keep getting sold out from underneath me
Bubba's Brain: They're very frustrated. I don't blame them.
Principalpoop: careful ah, clem
Principalpoop: ahh it opened ok
llanwydd: Hey Bub, are you the one who collects old movies or is it somebody else?
EgbertTweensŽ: Apparently there is going to be more than a few mank failures because of the mortgage crisis
Bubba's Brain: Not me.
Dexter Fong: Bubba: Tell em to get that guy from FIOS with the cool truck
llanwydd: it was one of us, I believe
Principalpoop: wb fong
llanwydd: then I know who it was
Principalpoop: who was it?
Bubba's Brain: FIOS?
Dexter Fong: LLAN: I think you mean Bunnyboy
ah,clem: that was interisting...
llanwydd: was fong gong?
llanwydd: gone?
Dexter Fong: Verizons Fiber Optic service
Principalpoop: sing ah, clem
cease: youre always intreresting, clem
Elayne: Yes Llan, he went to wet his whistle.
H. Stones: long gong fong !
Bambi: Hey Bunny
Principalpoop: that will use up time
llanwydd: yeah dex, I think it was him. thanks
Bubba's Brain: Ah. Haven't seen the trucks.
Principalpoop: what trucks?
Dexter Fong: It's a commercial with an engaging young man who's quite taken by the technology
Principalpoop: ahh, next to his gun and balloons
llanwydd: trucks. reminds me. where's kend? anybody know?
ah,clem: Ken is most likely sleeping
Dexter Fong: llan: It seems he goes to bed when the sun goes down...anti-vampirism
Principalpoop: ahh channel 85
ah,clem: his new job a bit demanding, but he is well
llanwydd: I should ha knowed
cease: thas good to hear
Principalpoop: ahh good to hear ah, clem, thanks
Bubba's Brain: Havent seen commercial, dex.
Principalpoop: was the food ok on the ship cat?
Dexter Fong: Maybe it's only in large urban areas Bubba
cease: sometimes great, often gookd, sometimes terrible.
llanwydd: I will probably come back in about 20 minutes or so
Principalpoop: ok
Dexter Fong: gookd? Viet Namese chefs
cease: about like my usual food life, though van restaurants i eat in are much bettter than i get at sea
Principalpoop: smile and grimace
HoneySanchez: bring me a singapore sling catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood hands HoneySanchez a singapore sling.
cease: its more quntity than quality
Bubba's Brain: What, Bloomington isn't Urban Enuf?
Principalpoop: yes
Elayne: No concentration this evening, folks. Next week, maybe better news. Bye.
Dexter Fong: Urban Ennui?
llanwydd: Hey HS!
cease: there was one dinner, the dutch national dish, some sort of hodge podege with brisket that was exquisite.
Principalpoop: good luck E
||||||||| At 9:56 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elayne!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dexter Fong: Night E
cease: by el
Merlyn: nite E
HoneySanchez: hi llanwydd :=)
Principalpoop: that is not easy, make brisket exquisite
HoneySanchez: night E have a good week
Merlyn: hey, should I protest the republican convention? I need to buy one of my own Papoon for Prez T-shirts
H. Stones: i am also HS
cease: first trime for me, poop
cease: i also had the mole chicken which thankfully was not a whole mole
HoneySanchez: I am HS
Principalpoop: i am not HS
H. Stones: no, I am HS
Dexter Fong: Just put the feathers back on and eat it again
HoneySanchez: half a mole is good enough cease
HoneySanchez: lol
cease: think of it as a repblican vetting of cons
H. Stones: eat em, wipe em off, eat em again, not messy
Bambi: well, that was fun
Bambi: what's up with the feathers?
Principalpoop: what did you do bambi? hehe
Dexter Fong: What was fun?
H. Stones: dont tell them Bambi
H. Stones: they know too much already
Dexter Fong: Youth wants to know!!!
HoneySanchez: hush nawp don't tell
Bambi: was trying to get a couple folks added to IM
Principalpoop: now we know why roller maidens got off track, hehe
cease: you having fun, bambi?
Bambi: oops! LOL
Principalpoop: ahh couples on IM, wink and nod hehe
Bambi: too late!
H. Stones: want to see my enormous web cam ?
HoneySanchez: everybody skate!
Bambi: not like that princep LOL
Principalpoop: show off stones
Dexter Fong: Hey! Look at my drone!!
Bubba's Brain: Gonna drop out now. Gotta plan meals/grocery with wife before the snow comes.
H. Stones: well if you like, PP i can turn it off and just run audio sound effects
Bambi: skate! I used to do that...then I was run over by a tractor
Principalpoop: glad you are settled in BB
Dexter Fong: Oh no Snow? Night Bubba
HoneySanchez: ok bb enjoy the meal planning think healthy :)
Bubba's Brain: TTfN
Bambi: so my hip doesn't like skating anymore
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
H. Stones: see you Bubba
Principalpoop: more cheetos please
||||||||| "10:01 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Bubba's Brain, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
Bambi: still can hike, run, etc. just no skating anymore
Principalpoop: my ankles go sideways, a real crowd pleaser
H. Stones: i just heard that the state department has banned google maps from american bases, wonder what they are hiding now
cease: by bub
HoneySanchez skating away on the thin ice of a new day
Bambi: my hip comes out of joint...abit painful
Principalpoop: ouch
HoneySanchez: owieeeee
Bambi: LOL Honey
Merlyn: they can't oogle maps now?
Principalpoop: oops, it happened again
Dexter Fong: They can't ogle maps
HoneySanchez: i think soon they will be hiding the american public, stones everyone gets to go to camp soon i hear
H. Stones: no, Merlyn, we will have to buy them from the Russians again
EgbertTweensŽ: ...
Principalpoop: not everybody, just those that do not comply
Bambi: sorry to hear that JL
EgbertTweensŽ: yikes clem - hope it's not bad hardware
Bambi: sounds like a reboot to the head!
Bambi: I hope not too
Principalpoop: stopped reading 2 different disks or the same disk?
Dexter Fong: You're on the air clem
Principalpoop: i hear you ahh, clem
H. Stones: i confirm you are on air clem
Principalpoop: don't bail, nooo
Principalpoop: ouch the drive, good luck
Bambi: hopefully he will be able to come back
Dexter Fong: Hit the silk
Merlyn: toad away....
Principalpoop: thanks for the toad away, good luck again
Dexter Fong: Night clem...condolensces
H. Stones: hang in there clem, it may only be a glitch
Bambi: he's still there but rebooting
Bambi: at least he thinks so
Principalpoop: i remember the onboard graphics on my motherboard gave out
H. Stones: i booted AOL out the window recently
Dexter Fong: Take off the Ughhs....put on the Timmies
HoneySanchez: clem was on the air i heard him say goodnight everybody
Principalpoop: and when a hard drive failed
Principalpoop: and when various modems wore out
Principalpoop: these things happen
Bambi: unfortunately
Bambi: lol
HoneySanchez: oh no the room is frozen now
Principalpoop (
Principalpoop: no it keeps moving
H. Stones: we could all play, "whats the next FT line after this one...!"
EgbertTweensŽ: Well-deserved, I'm sure Stones
Dexter Fong: Okay,,,don't panic...talk amongst yourselves
Principalpoop: walking down the street
Principalpoop: ruthlessly
Dexter Fong: He's back
Principalpoop: we are listening
Principalpoop: mount the drive
EgbertTweensŽ: At Drucker and 1st he turns left
HoneySanchez: i shall suffer thru the reboot while clem mounts that drive
HoneySanchez: oh my
Dexter Fong: He's mounting a drive
HoneySanchez: hehehe
H. Stones: and wishing i had a drink, wheres my butler, Rotonoto ?
Principalpoop: ahhh i can hear the password being typed
EgbertTweensŽ: I wonder where Ruth is...
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 10:08 PM, dragging DrDog by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
Principalpoop: it was password1234, right?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, where's Rotonoto?
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Dexter Fong and says "oh, fuck off Dexter Fong!"
DrDog: Vouch! That hurt
Principalpoop: doggedly
EgbertTweensŽ: Hey Dog
DrDog: Woof
Principalpoop: hi drdog
Dexter Fong: DR Dog..or Monty, if I may
HoneySanchez: catherwood get stones butler rotonoto to give him a drink
||||||||| Catherwood hands him a drink.
HoneySanchez: hi drdog
H. Stones: hands Dr Dog a biscuit
HoneySanchez: woof
Principalpoop: bark
DrDog: Hello all, you MAY remember me as Charles Throat... or Susan Underhill
Principalpoop: checking drive status
Principalpoop: hi root cat
H. Stones: Hi Nancy
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the common cold
||||||||| ah,clem - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: oops, drive is not happy
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'ah,clem', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:10 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
HoneySanchez: hi root cat whup that misbehaving drive clem don't mount it
Principalpoop: good luck
Dexter Fong: DDog: I prefer to retain my memories of Betty Jo
Principalpoop: wb ah, clem
cease: best of luck, clem
HoneySanchez: gee that cold is goin around
H. Stones: cheer up Clem we will be here, grid willing and many thanks for your efforts
DrDog: Watch out wor my electrodes
HoneySanchez: wb clem
Principalpoop: make sure the new drive can read CDs and DVDs and BVDs and resist VDs
Dexter Fong: CNI is back but with Loe
ah,clem: sorry folks, lost alot if I cannot get that drive happy, a sad day.
HoneySanchez: lol pp
HoneySanchez: click on that if you see it
Dexter Fong: Leo
HoneySanchez: awww bummer clem i hope it is not that dire
Merlyn: it's a sociable disease
HoneySanchez: better than an industrial disease methinks
Principalpoop: switch the jumpers, that is fun
H. Stones: like Ebola, Merlyn ?
ah,clem: about 180 gig of stuff, not all backed up... but we shall see
Principalpoop: ouch ouch ouch
Principalpoop: oh no
ah,clem: have a great night all
Principalpoop: good luck
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:12 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs ah,clem by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
HoneySanchez: niight clem
H. Stones: only 180 gig Clem, thats nothing, if my drive goes down, so does NASA
Dexter Fong: I had a family of "Travelers" renew my drive
cease: keep on shining, ah clem
Merlyn: 180 gig young?
Dexter Fong: Much older than he looked
cease: your gig is to never grow old
Principalpoop: well, that is to be expected, he is gig young
Dexter Fong: Formerly The Young Marchi
H. Stones: maybe i should play FT podcasts on Skype conference
Principalpoop: is marchi related to chauchi
Dexter Fong: And make us Skype goats?
H. Stones: ho ho Dexter
Dexter Fong: Poop: Marchi is Itralian for Marquis
Principalpoop: ahh de sade hehe
cease: good idea, stones
Dexter Fong: Shaga De SUDADE
cease: the death marchesi?
H. Stones: you will shag anything Fong
cease: not as scary
Dexter Fong: Yes Cat led by Nigel "Leggy" Mont Battan
Dexter Fong: Stones: I won't shag you but I'll Flock you caravan
Principalpoop: gobbledygook
Dexter Fong: Never mine those Viet namsese slurs
H. Stones: (stones feels slightly rejected but will get over it )
Dexter Fong sends stones a forklift to get over it with
Principalpoop: leo and the roaming authentication cookie shenanigans
Dexter Fong: or get it over with
H. Stones: my caravan is a long line of camesl so you may have some fun Fong
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DrDog - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: woof woof
Dexter Fong wags farewell and sniffs his own behind
cease: the doc has come and gone?
Dexter Fong: Nope! No drugs back there
Principalpoop: he did not even give me a quarter for my cough
Dexter Fong: Cat: Not doc tech
H. Stones: when you can lick your own balls, we are not much compettition
Dexter Fong: Stones: Right you are! Best in Show
Principalpoop: ahh, i saw a video of a guy who, oops wrong chat...
H. Stones: lol
Dexter Fong: Ron Jeremy???
Principalpoop: say no more
HoneySanchez: please, say no more
Principalpoop: let us get back on track
H. Stones: pours Poop a glass of Port 80
Dexter Fong 's wips awr sealed
Principalpoop: i lost my wips, lucky you can seal them fong
cease: a foggy sea has its pleasures
HoneySanchez: catherwood pour everyone a drink of mad dog 20 20
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone a drink of mad dog 20 20.
Principalpoop: tin soldiers and bush are coming
HoneySanchez: there, that will take care of your cough, PP
Dexter Fong: Thank you Catherwood..this nickel is for you
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter Fong and says "Stop typing gibberish, Dexter Fong!"
H. Stones: (pours himself another glass of port 80 and phishes out another cookie )
Principalpoop: whoooo smoooooth
HoneySanchez: heh
H. Stones: cheers Honey
HoneySanchez: cheers, stones
Dexter Fong: Cheer up Honey
Principalpoop: tchin-tchin
Dexter Fong: You too Stones
H. Stones: Salute Fong
Dexter Fong: Lupe Velez!!
Principalpoop: HS stands for Hot Stuff, that is why both claim it
H. Stones: Exxon Valdez Fong
Dexter Fong: Lupe Velez!!
Merlyn: cheerz
HoneySanchez shows PP her claim ticket
H. Stones: you got that right Poop
H. Stones: do we have a winner ?
Dexter Fong: Honey: That's a clam ticket
Principalpoop: ok, I will be the judge, send your photos and videos and I will compare
HoneySanchez: oh der
cease: clamtastic
Dexter Fong: Worth 1 Cherry stone or two little necks or three piss clams
cease: and tasty too
H. Stones: but nothing cam compare, Poop
Principalpoop: and I can be bought, and i am honest, I will stay bought once you are the highest bidder
Dexter Fong: I bid three clam tickets
Merlyn: at last, an honest corrupt politician
EgbertTweensŽ: Well, then it's Principal Poop for President!
Principalpoop: lob those tickets over her fong, be a lobster
Dexter Fong: You said it...........(not me)
H. Stones: count your fingers after he shakes your hand Merlyn
Dexter Fong: poop: lol
HoneySanchez: do not let him touch your baby
Dexter Fong: Baby What?
HoneySanchez: clam
Dexter Fong: Baby tooth?
Dexter Fong: Baby Snooks?
Principalpoop: precious and few are the moments we can share
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Baby Baby Baby?
Principalpoop: no babys, unless they are over 18
Dexter Fong: They be Babes
HoneySanchez: gee PP that is a stab from the past for sure........who sang that?
Dexter Fong: Drop the "Y" when over 18
Principalpoop: ahoy, there be babes!
Principalpoop: climax hehe
Dexter Fong: poop: That's aho
Dexter Fong: drop the "Y"?
EgbertTweensŽ: Wasn't that The Association, Honey?
HoneySanchez: oh yeah climax
HoneySanchez: hehe
Principalpoop: a one hit wonder? hehe
HoneySanchez: they did cherish tweenz
Dexter Fong: The Honey Association brought to you be Bee Bee Dee and OH!
Principalpoop: another good song, cherish is a word
HoneySanchez: word!
Principalpoop: one pill makes you larger
EgbertTweensŽ: Gues that's the one I was thinking of
Dexter Fong: You ever here the Hollies version of "From Boulder to Birmingham"?
EgbertTweensŽ: The Association had great harmonies
HoneySanchez: they sure did tween
Principalpoop: doesn't ring a bell fong
cease: and then alnog came mary jane
EgbertTweensŽ: Don't think so, Dex
cease: one interpretatino of the song
EgbertTweensŽ: Windy was an early favorite
Principalpoop: ahhh windy
Dexter Fong: Cat" A really great interpretation
HoneySanchez: now my empty cup is as sweet as the punch
EgbertTweensŽ: lol cease
Dexter Fong: My cuplet overflows
EgbertTweensŽ: could be...
Dexter Fong: could be
cease: alice's restaurant rainbow coloujred roach
Dexter Fong: Everything we know is wrong?
cease: i wonder if i could clean that up enough to post it, and not be sued by arlo
cease: not that i'd ever do such a thing
Dexter Fong: I think Arlo would be dwon with that
Dexter Fong: down
Principalpoop: and baby you're so smart, you know you coulda been a school book
cease: like rae dwon chong?
Dexter Fong: More like Cheech and Dwon Ho
Principalpoop: tiny bubbles
Dexter Fong: In my transmision fluid
cease: the sound of the islands
Dexter Fong: And speaking of that time to find Rita
Principalpoop: hair lita
Dexter Fong: Hope to see most or even all of you on my return if I get lucky
cease: off you find
HoneySanchez: get lucky, dex
Principalpoop: i'm not in love, no no, just because
HoneySanchez: big boyz don't fry
Principalpoop: just because
HoneySanchez sings that chris montez song.......
Principalpoop: how many cc's was chris?
Principalpoop: cough cough, is this thing on?
HoneySanchez: just one c
Principalpoop: there were 9 other c's
Principalpoop: ?
Principalpoop: this is our fork in the road
HoneySanchez: ummmm 10cc's were from manchester
Merlyn: ccccccccc?
Principalpoop: they were english?
Principalpoop: i had no idea
HoneySanchez: i fink so
HoneySanchez: ask hemlock
Principalpoop: stones?
H. Stones: sssh Honey, the citiy@s reputation is bad enough
Merlyn: maybe they sailed the 7 c's
HoneySanchez: hehehe
Principalpoop: hehehe
Principalpoop: and take all the tea in china
H. Stones: their follow up record was to be called "I'm not in Manchester !"
HoneySanchez: no no just because
Principalpoop: well, the things we do for love
EgbertTweensŽ: They've got a good soccer team, don't they Stones?
HoneySanchez: manchester united is ok
Principalpoop: they call it football over there
EgbertTweensŽ knew that, P ;)
Principalpoop: just being pedantic
H. Stones: Yes, Tween, they used to call them the red devils but now they have be bought by (gets out crucifix and says Hail Marys) an American
EgbertTweensŽ: You like to walk?
Principalpoop: no, it has to do with antics with a foot
HoneySanchez: foot follies
EgbertTweensŽ: Of course, lol
Principalpoop: hehe, wrong cha
Principalpoop: t
Merlyn: hey, see you next week people, I'll try to come up with more Papoon stuff for this weekend
EgbertTweensŽ: Thanks, Merl
HoneySanchez: ok merlyn have a good week nite
Principalpoop: i've got a brand new key
HoneySanchez waves bye
Principalpoop: super M, have a wuper seek
||||||||| Around 10:51 PM, Merlyn walks off into the sunset...
Principalpoop: how are you rolling skates honey?
EgbertTweensŽ: Looking for some roller skates P?
H. Stones: thanks for your efforts Merlyn
Principalpoop: hehe
EgbertTweensŽ: Perhaps a skating Roller Maiden?
Principalpoop: exactly
HoneySanchez: i can roll skates with the best of 'em
Principalpoop faints
EgbertTweensŽ: lol
Principalpoop wakes up, says wow
HoneySanchez laughs at the swooning poop
H. Stones: Poops been rolled
Principalpoop: im the first in line, take a chance on me
H. Stones: well i heard the Rolling Stones but never the Swooning Poops
HoneySanchez: abba dabba doo
HoneySanchez: pooning swoops
EgbertTweensŽ: We obviouly all remember the old Melanie song ;)
Principalpoop: spooning woops
HoneySanchez: it seems we do
Principalpoop: how could we not? it was shocking at the time
Principalpoop: ahh gentle youth
HoneySanchez: i never needed a key for my roller skates i had real ones not clip ons
Principalpoop: i don't drive no car but I've been around the world hehe
Principalpoop: ahhh nice
HoneySanchez: stones was somethin' on his skates too, so i hear
Principalpoop: don't go too fast but I go pretty far
Principalpoop: did you skate stones?
EgbertTweensŽ: I also went to roller rinks when I was a kind
Principalpoop: we made a skate board out of old skates and wood, none of this fancy stuff
EgbertTweensŽ: kid
HoneySanchez: roller rinks were fun
Principalpoop: wonderkind?
EgbertTweensŽ: . Even when I was around 30
Principalpoop: as i said, my ankles went sideways
cease: i remember more terror than fun
EgbertTweensŽ: Not especially, no lol
Principalpoop: needed to do it more often to strengthen them
cease: my feet were meant for walking, not some obscure propulsion
HoneySanchez: lol cat
Principalpoop: honey was one of those doing spins around me while I tried to stand back up
Principalpoop: skating backwards, one leg
HoneySanchez: yep that wuz me
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
EgbertTweensŽ: lol P
cease: i did my first yoga class the first morning on board. it seemed appropriate
Principalpoop had a crush on you
HoneySanchez: i even had pom poms on my skates
Principalpoop: ouch yoga at the start
Principalpoop: mmmm pom poms hehe
HoneySanchez: you did yoga on a board?
EgbertTweensŽ: That'll let you know where your muscles are, cease ;)
HoneySanchez is impressed
cease: not unpleasent, but i missed firstg half of th efirst seminar becuz of it
H. Stones: i think he meant Yogurt, Honey
EgbertTweensŽ: We've got a skate board park just up the street
cease: ship's gym, wich wuold indeed rock
Principalpoop: amy, wotcha you want to do?
HoneySanchez: ahhhh
EgbertTweensŽ: Very popular with the young folks
Principalpoop: i am too old for that now
EgbertTweensŽ: Same band that did Afternoon Delight, right?
HoneySanchez: i was so much older then i'm younger than that now
Principalpoop: no no no no
HoneySanchez: pure prairie league
Principalpoop: that is starland vocal band
Principalpoop: right honey, lovely song
EgbertTweensŽ: Ah, The Byrds
EgbertTweensŽ: OK
H. Stones: I could stay with you for a while, maybe longer Poop
EgbertTweensŽ: Right, of course- PPL
cease: startled or starlansd?
Dexter Fong: Back
HoneySanchez: fallin in and outta dub wit chew
Principalpoop: wf fong
H. Stones: wb Fong
cease: and just in time, or som eother dieimsino
Principalpoop: i thought that I might keep you for my own
Dexter Fong: What the fuck to you to Stones =0)
EgbertTweensŽ: The Startled Vocal Band - eeeeep!
HoneySanchez: wb fong
Dexter Fong: Cat: YOu gonna blog the cruise?
EgbertTweensŽ: lol Dex
Principalpoop: wtf fong?
HoneySanchez: didja get lucky?
H. Stones: you confuse me with Poop Fong
Principalpoop: any shipboard romances?
Dexter Fong: Welcome back poop
H. Stones: but wtf anyway
Dexter Fong: Honey: I did but not quite in the manner which I'm sure you meant
Principalpoop: noo awb average white band
HoneySanchez: lol i meant a parking place
HoneySanchez looks innocent
Principalpoop: hehe
cease: yeah dex. i poisted san diego today. the restruant not as good as i was expecting
HoneySanchez: AWB poop
cease: ive got 12 mintus of whale footage form los cabos i gotta edit down
Dexter Fong mutters to himself "yeah! She looks innocent but underneath that shy demur manner lurks the heart of Circe, the liver of a Cuban and other essential organs
cease: i don tknow if they'll bropadcast the smeinatrs, but they should
Principalpoop: what were the whales doing? hehe
cease: reallyl funny and powerful
HoneySanchez: did you see sammy hagar in los cabos, cease?
EgbertTweensŽ: Mintus of Whale - that's a delicacy in Japan, isn't it?
cease: exavctly, poopo. also bring up new babvies. its thier natural whale parodie, only with tons of us in boats
HoneySanchez: haha tween
Dexter Fong: Cat: Please post your blog URL
cease: not personla, honey. i didnt go into town, just the whale thing
HoneySanchez: ahhhh ok
cease: they kept fering me margarita and beers when i wanted whales, and then they appeared in abundance
Principalpoop: nothing ever happens by itself, hey lawdy mama
EgbertTweensŽ: Pink Whales?
cease: i had seen them when i was 11 in near area and it was like revisitng that important an event
Principalpoop: i am looking forward to the blog
Dexter Fong: That' Sir Lord Mama to you
Principalpoop: woof woof steppenwoof
cease: i must be more cohernet in my blog, poop. here i can be cerative
EgbertTweensŽ: Well guys, have a great week, and let's all say a prayer for clem's hardware
Principalpoop: glad you have that level of control, i certainly don't
cease: no poop, every contact helps.
Principalpoop: good idea tween, have a super week
Dexter Fong: Tween: Indeed and good night to you, Sir
cease: these radio folk were so desperate for contract from us, they listen to us
EgbertTweensŽ: nytol
HoneySanchez: i will tween you have a great week too tweeny hope to see you here next week :)
||||||||| EgbertTweensŽ leaves at 11:12 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
cease: they listen to your station and tlel them to do something
cease: cuz ost people dont. this cruise was peolpe that do
HoneySanchez: take sominex tonight & sleep, safe & gentle sleep sleep sleep
cease: by twen
Dexter Fong: Sominex from the blig black Owl
Principalpoop: don't eat tonight call chicken delight
Principalpoop: the older folks are more likely to have the disposable income to donate but the younger folks will act, so I don't know
Dexter Fong: Donating is an action...not high on the activty list, but still
Principalpoop: you are right fong
Principalpoop: all the good intentions of the 60s petered out
Dexter Fong: i.e. G Washington hurling an Euro across the Seine
cease: mark green, the boss of aa and former ny politicfian, siad the most erffectting thing we could all do wouold vbe to give smalol amounts to local candidates
cease: these were al very grass roots actitivista aleady
Principalpoop: yes, think global act local,
HoneySanchez nods
Principalpoop: in agreement or boredom? hehe
cease: the firesing have always tried to thikn universal, pay rent here
Dexter Fong: I think spheroid use steroids
HoneySanchez: agreement of course
Dexter Fong: Insert card now! ------------> _____________________
Principalpoop: we interrupt your billing cycle
Dexter Fong: I see you are a Joker
Principalpoop: who sang that?
Dexter Fong: Cat: KInda just realized/remembered that my opening last week would probably not be known by any but one or two here
Dexter Fong: Walter Winchell
cease: you know, i jsutr thouyght of somethig. never while i was there, jst now
Principalpoop: what did you have opened?
cease: i never once asked, while there, "what are all these mexicans doing here?"
Dexter Fong: Poop: My first remarks here last week were :Attention Mr. and Mrs Air America and all th Cats at sea"
HoneySanchez: what were all those mexicans doing there?
cease: that was my fave line, when i moved to japan.
cease: they live here, lt.
Dexter Fong: Cat: LOL don't it always go like taht...I shoulda said...
||||||||| Around 11:21 PM, Principalpoop walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Principalpoop enters at 11:21 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
cease: by poop
Principalpoop: oops wrong button lol
Principalpoop: steve miller band
cease: not so bi
Dexter Fong: Or how about going up to one of them and demanding "Why Aren't you in the Mexican Airforce"
HoneySanchez: wb that was a fast exit and entrance
cease: one of my falve, first half a dozen albvums or so
Principalpoop: button faux pas
cease: i was conscioulsy ecvoknig freisng lines to everyone i met, but not often connect
Principalpoop: thanks
Dexter Fong: Cat: You have an uncanny resemblence to Norm Crosby, typographically speaking
cease: the applause at the speech seemed to have been seeded by my comments from the beginning
cease: ive never ty0pogrpahed with norm crosty
Dexter Fong: The Good Seed
HoneySanchez: lol
Dexter Fong: Cat: How about Foster Brooks?
cease: it was prfoudnlyh hard on my throat, and mh face muscles smilng al the time
Principalpoop: professor whosits
Dexter Fong: Head Leg of the Chair of ?
Dexter Fong: Honey: You've kinda been away for a few weeks...que pasa?
Principalpoop: with mint jelly, yum
cease: ive heqard that lanfguage before
Principalpoop: ah, you have been to miami cat
Dexter Fong: Cat is now speaking Drunken Middle English circa 1550
HoneySanchez: i put my house into the family trust and its being managed now, so i am more mobile now, & living with a friend from mexico city, fong
Dexter Fong: Oh! BTW finished the second volume of the Baroque Cycle, another two books....truly one of the best reads of my life
Dexter Fong: Honey: Are you north or south of the border
HoneySanchez: at the moment i am north of the border
HoneySanchez: just furthur south from where i was
Dexter Fong: I applaud your caution, Honey
Principalpoop: i just finished it, i finally gave up hoping for pynchon, and just enjoyed him as him
Dexter Fong: Poop: You reading Neal stephenson's Baroque Cycle?
Principalpoop: finished it
Dexter Fong: All three volumes?
Principalpoop: somehere mentioned it, and I had loved his cryptonomicron
Dexter Fong: containing 8 books
Principalpoop: 3 huge paperbacks, is there more?
Dexter Fong: Poop: You're right he's not Pynchon, or Italo calvinao, etc...it
Principalpoop: strong echos of pynchon
Dexter Fong: s not the deepest book in the worlk, but I'm finding it entertaining, and compelling
cease: ok must go, by folks
Principalpoop: it was fun, and fascinating
cease: all the best to the firesign
H. Stones: anyway, guys its time to hit the road again friends
Dexter Fong: Cat: Your blog URL?
HoneySanchez: i guess i will bid you adieu for the evening it was good to see you all, & i hope to be back next week
Principalpoop: glad you had a super time cat
||||||||| cease leaves to catch the 11:31 PM train to Vancouver.
HoneySanchez: goodnight dear friends
Dexter Fong: shit
Principalpoop: ahh stones, wb and night night
Principalpoop: the bus is going
H. Stones: stay well and stay safe till next week
Dexter Fong: Night Honey and wb, wtf
Principalpoop: we bored them fong, unforgiveable
H. Stones: was bogged down with software issues
||||||||| HoneySanchez departs at 11:32 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Principalpoop: wait fong
Dexter Fong: A boar is a pig,
Dexter Fong: Still here
H. Stones: for those desperate for my scintillating company ...
H. Stones: you can find me on MSN messenger and Skype
H. Stones: but now i will take HOney to the movies
Dexter Fong: Stones, thank god you've recovered, when you went over the falls, I feared
H. Stones: i am a good swimmer
H. Stones: worry not Fong
Dexter Fong: Swimming is good but it's the drop that counts
Dexter Fong: Swimming on the rocks....?
H. Stones: its just a drop in the ocean Fong
Dexter Fong: And 90+ percent of our blood is sea water...welcome home
Principalpoop: i can't find it :(
Principalpoop: must be in IE
Dexter Fong: Poop: ah, looking for cats blog? I'll find it in the cheese log file
H. Stones: see you later alligator
Principalpoop: have fun at the movies
Principalpoop: hehe
Dexter Fong: Ah Dooo, Stones
H. Stones: okie dokie
Principalpoop: i enjoy reading about the restaurants he visits
H. Stones: TTFN
Principalpoop: i have no palate, but it is still interesting
Dexter Fong: Okay then Poopster...........I'm outta here two
Principalpoop: the bus , have a super week
Principalpoop: me too hehe
||||||||| "11:37 PM? I'm late!" exclaims H. Stones, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Dexter Fong: Thanks and you tambien
||||||||| Around 11:37 PM, Principalpoop walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bob D Caterino
Bubba's Brain
Dexter Fong
H. Stones
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"