A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 01, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:39 AM, dragging Firebroiled by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
Firebroiled: Ah! That’s where you’re wrong, Bob!
You see, the Lunar Council knows we’ve been captured.
It’s up to those Navy boys
now to confuse Arcturus
and his Moth Men
into letting us get control of the Communication Reactor!

Well, scramble my feedback!
But what about Doc?

||||||||| At 8:42 AM, Firebroiled scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "8:17 PM and late as usual, it's ah,clem, just back from Hellmouth."
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern time'
||||||||| Catherwood says "8:19 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs ah,clem by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Outside, the 8:49 PM crosstown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Dexter Fong coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dexter Fong: Ahhh...good old Firebroiled, how does he make his words do that?
Dexter Fong: Ahhh...good old Firebroiled, how does he make his words do that?
Dexter Fong: Hi Clem
Dexter Fong: Catherwood; do you log the main discussion room each night?
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dexter Fong
Dexter Fong: Catherwood; do you log the main discussion room each night?
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Dexter Fong
Dexter Fong: Catherwood; do you log the main discussion room each night?
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Dexter Fong and says "Something I can help with?"
Dexter Fong: Catherwood; do you log the main discussion room each night?
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Dexter Fong
Dexter Fong: Catherwood; do you log the main discussion room each night?
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Dexter Fong
Dexter Fong: I;m just doing this to get Firebroiled wordsof the screen cause it screws up me scroller
Dexter Fong: I;m just doing this to get Firebroiled wordsof the screen cause it screws up me scroller
Dexter Fong: Ah, a clean windscreen and high test petrol
Dexter Fong: Larry is leery of me lorry
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 01, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Dexter Fong: A 4x4 Cab over Benchley
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:01 PM, dragging cease by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Dexter Fong: Hiya cat
cease: robert benchley? a one man firesign theatre in his day
cease: cease
Dexter Fong: He was born in four different months?
cease: andf all of them firesigns
cease: speaking of the 4 or 5, we just missed austin last week
cease: i see he showed up just as everyone had left
Dexter Fong: Vat else? Already? Yet/
Dexter Fong: Bummer
Dexter Fong: But not an unsuspected exprise
Dexter Fong: Hi Clem
cease: clem
Dexter Fong: How are you Cat, and how's your father doing?
cease: he's just barely alive. they have him palliative care, morphine every 4 hours
cease: as for me, i'm in a sort of sad daze
Dexter Fong: Wow...That's difficult to deal with..you, I mean =)
cease: yeah
cease: i can use some comedy
Dexter Fong: I'm sorry you have to deal with this
cease: at least it's expected, unlike my daughter
cease: bambi's father not long ago
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:06 PM, dragging Bambi by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Dexter Fong: Yeah...
Bambi: howdy Dear Friends
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi
cease: while going thru my parents extensive photo collection, i found some pix i took at the Rennaisance PLeasure Fare in LA in 69
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'BiggusTweenus', just granted probation at 9:07 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
BiggusTweenus: How about _you_? Do you fint et fonnay when I thay the nam - Biggus... Tweenus...?
cease: i must have gone there expecting the firesigns to perform as they did at thatevent, but not pix of them
cease: hi tween
Bambi: yeah, today was my Dad's birthday
Dexter Fong: Biggus...where have you been...and where's my raisin
cease: my father won't be around for his 91st
Bambi: sorry to hear that Cat :-(
cease: he's lived a long, long time
BiggusTweenus: Sad for both of you, for sure
||||||||| Outside, the 9:08 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving H Stones coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Bambi: thanks Tween
Bambi: hey Stones
BiggusTweenus: Hail and well met, UK
H Stones: cough cough, those PM!0s will be the death ofo me
cease: he was a very happy person most of his life
cease: hi stones
H Stones: greetings
Dexter Fong: Hemlock, my dear fellow...don't stand in the roundabout sniffing diesel fumes
cease: what is this, clem?
H Stones: i am trying to cut down
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 9:09 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bambi: my Dad was too
llanwydd: evening folks
H Stones: hi llan
Dexter Fong: Slouch into my 4x4 Cab Over 1972 Benchley
cease: hi llan
Dexter Fong: Hi llan, I sen't you an email a little while ago
Bambi: hi llanwydd
BiggusTweenus: Evenin' LL
llanwydd: ok, dex. I'll take a look
Dexter Fong: Dear Friends, look around. Now!!
cease: what i didnt know in 69 or any year since but learned from the latest planet proctor was that devin's mother, ossman's first wife was the organizer of the Fare
H Stones: Tweenus, "you aint so big, just tall thats all!"
Bambi: the benediction already? lol (not really ... the bendiction is part of other pieces too) LOL
Dexter Fong: Jeeze I'm being parked way ahead of time
H Stones: now whose sniffing pm10s Fong
Bambi: where is that Clem anyway?
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Is that a Wiccan reference?
BiggusTweenus: lol Stones
cease: i guess the 4 will get together on whidbey island to celebrate devin's life in the near future
Bambi: hopefully he gets something to east soon!
BiggusTweenus: If you wear inflatable shoes, and they're not from Nike, you _might_ be a Firehead...
Dexter Fong: Or ate least North
Bambi: east=eat
BiggusTweenus: Yeah, terrible about Devin
Dexter Fong: North=orth
Bambi: that's for sure
Dexter Fong: or Nrth
BiggusTweenus: lol Dex
H Stones: West + EST
Dexter Fong: = Scientology
H Stones: well done Fong, we have a winner
Dexter Fong: I'm clear on that, Chief!!
cease: the concert for devin is this satuday. does everyone know about that?
Dexter Fong: It was on the Firepage, right?
Bambi: the dome of silence!
H Stones: remember fong, a Thetan is only a Devil with a lisp
Bambi: cone of silence even
Dexter Fong: My Fire pages saved me from many a conflagration
||||||||| Catherwood leads Principalpoop inside, makes a note of the time (9:15 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Bambi: Chief wants it!
H Stones: ok, everyone onto Poop
Principalpoop: good evening
Dexter Fong: Hellooo Pooop
cease: hi poop
llanwydd: evening princip
Bambi: hey princep
Principalpoop: sorry about that chief
Principalpoop: how are you all?
Dexter Fong: Number 88 give 99 a 69
llanwydd: I is all cool
Dexter Fong: you'll have 30 left over
Bambi: wasn't that 86?
Principalpoop: 1 is the loneliest number
H Stones: Yeh mon, I and I is cool too !
Principalpoop: farrout, i can dig it
Dexter Fong: Poop: YOu are not a number...you have a filecabinet and waste basket and everything
Bambi: yep it was 86
Principalpoop: number 9 number 9 number 9
Principalpoop: thanks bambi
llanwydd: what are you folks listening to on cni?
Dexter Fong: We don't do than number man!!
Principalpoop: i did not want to me a smart ass
BiggusTweenus: dear friends
Principalpoop: hi tween
llanwydd: cool
H Stones: i left college with a degree in joinery and another in maths and spent five lousy years making wooden rulers
Dexter Fong: Dear friends, the album
BiggusTweenus: Hey P
cease: theyt've got the guns, but we've got the numbers
BiggusTweenus: Too late, P ;)
Principalpoop: find the cost of freedom
llanwydd: I used to have the album. I remember the whole thing
Principalpoop: what is too late?
H Stones: Who is number one, cease ?
BiggusTweenus: lol cease
Dexter Fong: I left college with a degree in solitude and another in mats...I spent two seeks sleeping alone, uncomforatably
BiggusTweenus: (P doesn't want to be a smarty-pants)
Dexter Fong: (Why not?)
BiggusTweenus: You slept with Seiks?
Principalpoop: ahh, good one, chalk one up for the tweenman
Principalpoop: shieks
Bambi: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Smart got a 2008 movie too for Get Smart
Dexter Fong: Tween: No, I was seeking a schlepper
cease: did anyone see the firesign movie they did with don adams?
llanwydd: never heard of that one, cat
BiggusTweenus: Nope - which one?
Bambi: don't think I did
Principalpoop: the naked bomb?
cease: you're lucky, llan
BiggusTweenus: that good, eh? lol
Dexter Fong: afk
Principalpoop: nude bomb?
llanwydd: I don't have any firesign movies yet
Principalpoop: i am the only one that saw that get smart movie?
cease: i have it on tape somewhere. it's stunningly bad, even for a firesign movie
BiggusTweenus: J-Men is pretty funny
llanwydd: I don't have a dvd player either. just a vcr
BiggusTweenus: Talking over old movie clips
Principalpoop: that is that other show
cease: yes, jmen is funny
llanwydd: I found there were some fst clips at youtube
Principalpoop: something 3000
cease: hot shorts is more of the same and occasionally worth a chuckle
cease: hot shorts is a natural for youtube
Principalpoop: you need to be using the same drugs to appreciate some of the movies from the 1970s
llanwydd: the first one I'll get is probably "martian space party"
cease: interesting only as a historical record
Principalpoop: far out stones
BiggusTweenus: Is the video of EYKIW any good, cease?
Dexter Fong: Every single one is poop?
cease: not as good as the album, tween
Principalpoop: wb fong, huh?
Dexter Fong: Whattt?
cease: at least they had Some money for production
Principalpoop: my train of consciousness has gone off the track, choo choo
||||||||| ah,clem enters at 9:26 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
ah,clem: hi all
Principalpoop: hi ah, clem
llanwydd: hi chlem
Dexter Fong: My feeling abouth the video versus the album. is that the movie doesn't have the spontaneous feel to it
cease: what was that bergman thing, clem?
Dexter Fong: But it *is* kinda nice to see the FST as those characters
Principalpoop: wheeee! now that was spontaneous
BiggusTweenus: That's True Confessions Of The Real World, cease
Dexter Fong: You uh bet
BiggusTweenus: I've been having problems getting a good copy from Laugh.com
Principalpoop: ingmar or the other one?
cease: is that a cd?
||||||||| Merlyn steps in at 9:29 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
BiggusTweenus: Yeah
Principalpoop: nice knocker M
cease: i remember bergman did a lot of things like that for his website
Merlyn: Hello, won't be in much tonight
BiggusTweenus: Want the URL?
H Stones: Hi Merlyn
Dexter Fong: Step lightly Merlyn
cease: hey merl, austin came by after we left last week
BiggusTweenus: I'd love for someone else to buy a copy so we can see is you also get artifacts
Merlyn: I saw that, cat
Merlyn: pretty late though
Dexter Fong: Ancient artifacts from Artifica
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:30 PM and Bubba's Brain steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
cease: it made me think he might show up this week. i guess all the lads are together this weekend
Bubba's Brain: Hey all!!!!!!!!!!!!
Principalpoop: i with i had never seen loggins and messina, or 3 dog night or simon and garfunkle, some folks are better on radio and before mtv
Dexter Fong: Hmm thought I was getting araisin
Dexter Fong: Hi Bubba
BiggusTweenus: True Confessions - http://laughstore.stores.yahoo.net/petbertrucon.html
cease: hi bub
BiggusTweenus: Hey Bubba, Merl
Principalpoop: hihi bubbabubba brainbrain
Merlyn: for the Devin Ossman memorial concert I'd say cat
BiggusTweenus: You won't get a rise out of me, Dex ;)
Principalpoop: buy viagra tween
Bambi: will have to make your own raisin out of your grape ... or some weak wine lol
Dexter Fong: I knowwwwww! Those low riders look really good on you
cease: proctor mentioned they'd all be together in his last planet
Principalpoop: if you carrot all about bean celery, peas romaine seeded
BiggusTweenus: lol
H Stones: thats a turnip for the books poop
BiggusTweenus: Who you callin' a rider??
Dexter Fong artichokes on poop's vegetable imagery
cease: artie choke is just a joke
Bambi: shoot and I was gonna offer a pair of radishes
H Stones: Bambi i raise you one spring onion
Principalpoop: drive a steak through that artichoke heart
Dexter Fong: I;ll see those radishes and raise you a bok choy, all in
cease: getting to be time to plant some vegies
Dexter Fong: Yep
Principalpoop: think the rain will hurt the rhubarb?
cease: our coldest april on record here
Dexter Fong: Looks like it's a-gonna rain
Bambi: sounds like I get the better part with the bok choy
BiggusTweenus: They have vegetables in Canada?
cease: i keep meaning to plant stuff and then it snows
Dexter Fong: Now we can grow corn for biofuel
BiggusTweenus: Thought it was all moose meat & fish ;)
Bambi: my aunt used to make rhubarb pie
Bubba's Brain: My wife met Hillary today... in a room of less than 70 people.
Principalpoop: cool
BiggusTweenus: Dumb idea, Dex
Principalpoop: did she like her?
Bubba's Brain: Film at 11. http://www.wthr.com/global/video/flash/popupplayer.asp?clipId1=2442522&at1=Political&vt1=v&h1=Decision+2008%3A+Obama%2C+Clinton+in+Indiana&d1=219200&redirUrl=www.wthr.com&activePane=info&LaunchPageAdTag=homepage&clipFormat=flv&rnd=24406146>www.wthr.com&activePane=info&LaunchPageAdTag=homepage&clipFormat=flv&rnd=24406146>http://www.wthr.com/global/video/flash/popupplayer.asp?clipId1=2442522&at1=Political&vt1=v&h1=Decision+2008%3A+Obama%2C+Clinton+in+Indiana&d1=219200&redirUrl=www.wthr.com&activePane=info&LaunchPageAdTag=homepage&clipFormat=flv&rnd=24406146
ah,clem: never rub another man's rhubarb
Dexter Fong: Okay Tween, I'll save some for you still
BiggusTweenus: That's how many votes she's getting in Indiana?
Bambi: LOL Clem
Bambi: glad to see you made it
Bubba's Brain: The back of my wife's head can be seen at 1:44, and the back of my father in law's head at 1:32.
Merlyn: you have to make appointments to look at the back of their heads?
cease: wuddya gonna do when the primary's over and you go back to obscurity, bub?
Bubba's Brain: I kinda like obscurity.
BiggusTweenus: lol Bubba
cease: its my favourite curity
Principalpoop: sound advice that ah, clem
Dexter Fong: Is that why you're wearing those shades?
Merlyn: is that more a side view of your FiL's head? White hair, beard?
cease: no, its cuz of his bright future
Bubba's Brain: Yep. that's him, Merl.
Dexter Fong: Bright future = human torches
Bubba's Brain: And my wife is the one taking a picture.
Merlyn: just got that part, BB
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: tap tap, is this on?
Dexter Fong: On what?
Principalpoop: ok
Principalpoop: silence is golden, but my eyes can see
Dexter Fong: BarraCUDA!!
Bambi smiles
Bubba's Brain: I'm gonna rush outta here. WE gotta prep for going to a conference in Milwaukee this weekend.
cease: have fun in cheeseland, bub
Principalpoop: vote vote vote
BiggusTweenus: This thing is tapped!
Dexter Fong: Travel safe Bubba
BiggusTweenus: Take care, Bubba, and have fun :)
Bambi: great to see ya Bubba
Bambi: have a good one in Milwaukee
Principalpoop: milwaukee is near kalamazoo, said hi to the kid for me
H Stones: we have been voting over here today as well Poop
Bubba's Brain: We will, we're gonna bring back some cheese. Maybe some squeeky fresh curds.
Principalpoop: what kind of votes stones?
||||||||| At 9:44 PM, Bubba's Brain vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Principalpoop: yum for lasagna
H Stones: town halls all over England and Wales
Dexter Fong: Bubba: Don't forget to weight those curds at the border
ah,clem: found cheese in WI and MI overpriced, oddly enough
cease: its expensive here but worth it
Principalpoop: labor or conservative going to carry the day?
Dexter Fong: Where did you find it?
Bambi: overpriced in the grocery stores
Bambi: lol
H Stones: Conservatives are winning because theya re further left than Labour now, labou is down to only 24% of the vote
Dexter Fong: Forget the grocery stores, go directly to the dairy farmer
Bambi: weird with so may dairy farms there and pay such a premium for dairy products...makes no sense
Principalpoop: still angry with blair huh, ouch
cease: wasnt there a 3rd party, stones?
Dexter Fong: sorry
Bambi: now the Pass the Indian Please makes more sense doesn't it Stones? ;-)
Principalpoop: i saw a report about a black market for raw milk
H Stones: yes, cease, the Liberal Democrats who are now in second place
Dexter Fong: lol Bambi
Principalpoop: the canadians coming down hard on raw milk dealers
Dexter Fong: and don't forget to add the Pakistani
H Stones: the price of energy and food over here is now a serious issue
Dexter Fong: It's becoming one here too STONES
Principalpoop: food has gone ape
Dexter Fong: yipe
ah,clem: need a goat, make cheese and trim the verge, lol
Dexter Fong: I've got Capitalism
H Stones: the price of domestic gas and electricity has risen 120% in 12 months
Bambi: here too Stones, and our dollar is the incredible shrinking money
Dexter Fong: Bring back the Roundheads!!
cease: charlie brown?
Bambi: yeah, Clem LOL
Dexter Fong mutter "good grief"
H Stones: we are following the US lead Bambi, and we cannot afford holidays in Europe any more
Bambi: we can't afford to spend holidays anywhere but home :-(
Dexter Fong: Stones: Have you tried Fourth World Tours..they're really cheap
ah,clem: we have not see holiday in about 2 years
Bambi: don't follow the USA lead Stones! They are killing us!!
Principalpoop: say Hi to Haiti
ah,clem: as last trip was for work
Dexter Fong: and bye to Belize
Merlyn: I left my hat in haiti
Principalpoop: have a varoom in karthoum
Bambi: it's getting to the point where we can't afford to drive to work
Merlyn: an obscure fred astaire song
ah,clem: so much for that hat
Bambi: now that's a catch 22
cease: im sure the haitians are making good use out of it
H Stones: we dare not go there Fong, the natives still remember us from when we ran the place
Dexter Fong: There is no vroom in Khartoum, try further up-river
Bambi: and we live in a rural area ... depressed rural area at that. READ: NO WORK
Principalpoop: visit exciting somalia
Bambi: so have to travel to make money ... not good
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Hang onto your guns and your religion
cease: pass the lord and praise the amunition
Principalpoop: 2 words for rural employment bambi, mari juana
H Stones: good thinking Poop, Hemp could yet be our saviour
Dexter Fong: I have to-a marry Juana...I get citzenship
Dexter Fong: Can I mow your grass? Senor?
Principalpoop: you want mexican citizenship fong?
BiggusTweenus: So _that's_ the new immigration rule
Dexter Fong: Poop: Yes...and a Mariachi Fiesta
cease: joinb the free mexican air force
cease: before it joins you
Dexter Fong: Merlyn STUDIED Joinery
H Stones: did he make rulers too ?
Dexter Fong: afk for but a few
Principalpoop: riding on the nafta highway, areebah
Merlyn: joointery?
Merlyn: jointery?
Principalpoop: jointery, how to roll the perfect joints
Principalpoop: short fat bombers, toothpick thin for pcp
BiggusTweenus: Pot-Do?
cease: necessity sent me
H Stones: i was really useless at rolling them so i got a Hookah
H Stones: yes shes retired now
BiggusTweenus: toothpick thin for insecticide ;)
BiggusTweenus: toothpick thin for insecticide ;)
BiggusTweenus: echo
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Elayne', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:59 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
BiggusTweenus: echo
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Dexter Fong: afk for but a few
cease: hi el
H Stones: Hi Elayne
Bambi: Hi E!
Dexter Fong: barack
BiggusTweenus: Hey E
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
H Stones: any of you folks familiar with a company calaled Phorm, which used to be called 121Media ?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
BiggusTweenus: nope
Dexter Fong: Stones: Nope
Principalpoop: Hi E
Elayne: Not me, tones.
Principalpoop: i used to work for them stones, yah, I was the CEO, yah
H Stones: the are a Spyware outfit only they operate at the ISP level so you cannot remove them
Dexter Fong: Chief European Observer?
Principalpoop: i saw a movie at quicksilver, gone now, some comedian smoked dope all day for 30 days
BiggusTweenus: You're tone-deaf?
Principalpoop: Super High Me, i think, a copy of the Super Size me movie
Dexter Fong: Can you hum a few bars
Elayne: Hey, I don't know what happened to my "S". Maybe I'm sitting on it.
cease: lol poop
BiggusTweenus: Dope is for... oh, I forget lol
ah,clem: ..
Principalpoop: they showed the inside of the los angeles medical grass shops, wow wow wow
Elayne: Dope is for popes?
Elayne: I think the Pope must be on dope, the way he dresses...
Dexter Fong hums The Dew Drop Inn; The River Cafe; The No-Name Cafe
Principalpoop: that was merv griffin
H Stones: keep a sharp eye out for them, they sign deals with folks like AOL, and track not just the URLs you surf but every page and keep records so they can mail you crap by the shedloadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
ah,clem: some people say it makes you lose your memory man, and I just want to say.... hmmm I forgot where I was man (tommy chong)
H Stones: sorry about the Ds, the key stuck
Principalpoop: you say that as if memory was a good thing
Dexter Fong: I C
Dexter Fong: I remember Memory, she had a built you couldn't forget
Principalpoop: she had a big pair of memorys
BiggusTweenus: yeah lol clem
Dexter Fong: One for each lobe
H Stones: http://www.badphorm.co.uk/page.php?2
Elayne: Wasn't there a Doctor... damn, forget his name... wish I could recall it...
BiggusTweenus: OMG - is that my vinyl we're listening to, clem?
Dexter Fong: Doctor X
Dexter Fong: He was an amateur hipnotist
BiggusTweenus: That Dead clip is one of my computer alerts lol
Principalpoop: i guess you can't block the phorm emails
Dexter Fong: Vynyly rulez
Bambi: kinda sounds like NetZero was in the beginning and so many others who like to track where you go these days...really stinks!
BiggusTweenus: ooops lol
H Stones: we are working on that, Poop, insisting on an Opt Out clause for all ISP contracts
Bambi: I personally think NetZero still does it but I haven't dealt with them in many many years
Principalpoop: i would get away from virgin if possible
Bambi: I just don't trust them
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Our GPS locater spyware has you in the kitchen, Can you Roger that?
Principalpoop: i am trapped with comcast, unless i want dialup :(
Bambi: call it due to their 'roots' lol
Bambi: Root's in the kitchen again?! LOL
H Stones: this one is more sophisticated Bambi, keeps records of every item you visit or download, a real menace, because it then bombards you with shit and uses up your bandwidth which you have alrady paid for
Dexter Fong: I got 'em all beat..I never turn my computer on
Bambi: sounds like PointCast used to do
Dexter Fong: I'm not even here...I'm using one of my pages
BiggusTweenus: At the apt complex here we have _both_ ATT _and_ Time Warner broadband (see 'both kinds of music ;)
Bambi: except on dialup every little bit was too much LOL
H Stones: the only way we found out about it in the UK was from an American news outlet
Principalpoop: we will get that fixed stones
Dexter Fong: We're outsorcing our new now?
BiggusTweenus: Same with news from the UK here, Stones, I assure you
H Stones: must be particularly galling for those who operate web sites
Principalpoop: you will have to find it in some blog in the future
Bambi: course PointCast wasn't the ISP; but they did that with Prodigy, Earthlink software (even though the software isn't needed), as it's not needed for most ISPs (dialup or broadband)
BiggusTweenus: Apparently Murdoch doesn't own _everything_ yet
Dexter Fong: You want the latest in *real* news? Try La Presse du Haiti
Bambi: Even your old AOL was no angel in that arena
Principalpoop: i remember that thing, i never installed it when i had prodigy
H Stones: lol
H Stones: its always my first port of call, Fong
BiggusTweenus: Pointcast wasn't a bad idea, just to slow and cludgy for the available hardware at the time
ah,clem: ao hell?
BiggusTweenus: lol Dex
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, Stones has called for more port
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Dexter Fong and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Dexter Fong!"
Bambi: and too many Ads downloaded as well as the content Tween (PointCast)
Dexter Fong: Catherood bring Stones his first port
BiggusTweenus: AOL on dial-up - the good old days lol
Elayne: Any port in a storm, eh Dex?
BiggusTweenus: yeah Bambi
Dexter Fong: Or catherwood bring Stones his first port
||||||||| Catherwood brings stones his first port.
cease: nothing like a port in the storm
BiggusTweenus: Kind of an early version of RSS
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me a double Toasted Almond
||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi a double toasted almond.
Principalpoop: any poet in a storm
Merlyn: Annie's Old Port
Bambi: RSS is MUCH lighter on resources
H Stones: thank you fong, i leave no good turn unstoned
Dexter Fong: I'm sorry Bambi, there will be a surcharge on that extra almond
Bambi: LOL
BiggusTweenus: Especially if they're selling VWs, P ;)
Dexter Fong: Chatters! Turn in you extra almonds for biofuel
Principalpoop: Cashew! excuse me
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me some double chocolate fudge ice cream with chocolate coated almonds
||||||||| Catherwood gives Bambi some double chocolate fudge ice cream with chocolate coated almonds.
H Stones: drag SUV drivers out of their vehicles and roast them for food
Dexter Fong: Ooohh! Snotty!
Elayne: Ooh, that sounds yummy, Bambi!
BiggusTweenus: You have your new Beijing Mastercard, P?
Bambi: it is!!! had it the first time I think at Friendly's many years ago. hard to find these days.
Dexter Fong: Ooooh! Is that the one with jackie Chan and Jet Li on it?
Principalpoop: so solly, no shoes for mastercard are found
BiggusTweenus: Eat The Rich, Stones? rofl
H Stones: only the meat though, Tween, the bones we grund up for fertiliser
BiggusTweenus: From distant dung-dong province...
Dexter Fong: Mrz Grundy, Archies old teacher?
BiggusTweenus: LOL Stones
Principalpoop: i want to stand near the chimney of the cremetorium when keith richards is cremated
H Stones: Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday, bought an SUV on a Tuesday, eaten on a Wednesday
BiggusTweenus: rofl P
Dexter Fong: SORRY Poop: There's are witing line
Principalpoop: ahh solomon grundy, a name i have not heard in a hens age
Dexter Fong: waiting
Bambi: gotta watch those SUVs, they can be dangerous
Bambi: LOL
Dexter Fong: lol Sotnes, the Grundy thing =)))
BiggusTweenus: I like traffic lights... I like traffic lights
H Stones: wow man ! the colours, the colours
Dexter Fong: I'm driving the new audi Carnivore
H Stones: it really eats up those miles eh Fong ?
Dexter Fong: Runs on petrol, biofuel, and animal matter
Principalpoop: is that a convertible?
H Stones: yes, Poop, it converts planet earth into a lifeless desert
Dexter Fong: We *really* mean "put a tiger in your tank"
Bambi: turns into a BMW upon request princep
Principalpoop: the ghia monsters shall inherit the earth
H Stones: sorry Fong we are all out of them
Dexter Fong: Then I'll take a brace of Shoats
Principalpoop: we need a hummer than runs on homeless people, 2 birds with one stone
BiggusTweenus: did carmen tell you that?
Dexter Fong: I got two birds stones once....good timmy friends
Dexter Fong: I got two birds stones once....good timmy friends
H Stones: thats four Fong
Principalpoop: i got stones 2 birds once, good times indeed
BiggusTweenus: They have Hummer _stretch limos_ in Austin - jeeeze
Dexter Fong: i got two birds stones once..good times my firends
Dexter Fong: stoned
H Stones: you did no such thing Poop, they never showed up here
Dexter Fong: I type two fast for intelligibility
Principalpoop: conspictuouis consumption
BiggusTweenus: Well a bird in the bush...
Dexter Fong: Goes un-noticed
Bambi says uh, oh...
Principalpoop: the pigeon sisters, for oscar and felix
Dexter Fong: except by Dick Cheny
H Stones: now thats what you call a Dick
Dexter Fong: Bang!!
Bambi: likely hit an iceberg on the way over Stones lol
H Stones: sorry, bambi, we are all out of ice
Dexter Fong as GWB..Docl, you shot me in the bush
Dexter Fong: Dick
cease: out of ice. not nice
Principalpoop: i blame the chunnel stones, all the stuff is floating south down the drain...
||||||||| ElaynesBack waltzes in at 10:24 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bambi: maybe soon, but not yet Stones ;-)
Principalpoop: wb E
ElaynesBack: Merlyn, could you please kill my "original?" My ISP kicked me out.
Dexter Fong: Elaynesback..turn around..oh, it's you!!
cease: is that Your door knocker, el?
Principalpoop: nice knockers hehe
ElaynesBack: Ah, never mind. BRB.
||||||||| 10:24 PM -- ElaynesBack left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Elaynes waltzes in at 10:24 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Principalpoop: wb E
Dexter Fong: Got her, Merlyn...dead centr lol
BiggusTweenus: Great album title for a Brit band - "Water Skiing on Thames"
Elaynes: Oh, never mind that never minding, please kill the "false" Elayne...
Principalpoop: that is your 2nd knocker
Dexter Fong: Check test check test clem
Principalpoop: check test one 2 2 3 four ah, clem
H Stones: cant water ski any more for all the plastic bags
Dexter Fong: Check test check test clem
Principalpoop: M is not here mam
Dexter Fong: Elayne: I'm getting bounced with too frequent things
BiggusTweenus: How about _you_? Do you fint et fonnay when I thay the nam - Biggus... Tweenus...?
Principalpoop waves at his name being mentioned
Bambi: The Great Wizard is fading away E
Principalpoop: Encore! Encore!
Dexter Fong: Haven't I heard that question before Biggus?
H Stones: like i said, hes just tall thats all
Dexter Fong: Mark Time!!!!
Principalpoop: you take the high road and I'll take the low road hehe
BiggusTweenus: lol P
BiggusTweenus: And I'll get to Loch Ness before ya ;)
H Stones: Tween, remember the wartime story about Rifle in the snow and condoms ?
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: for its high hay hay and something oh the way
Principalpoop: and gerbils stones
BiggusTweenus: nope
H Stones: no, a true story
cease: that was gifted writing
BiggusTweenus: I don't doubt that would work
BiggusTweenus: Not much of a gun person
Principalpoop: don't leave out the gerbils hehe
H Stones: rifles used to get full of snow and ice on the eastern front and some bright spark discovered that condoms were perfect for keep them working and ice free.
BiggusTweenus: Not that I haven't thought about it
cease: first bit i'd heard from just bergman in quite a few years
BiggusTweenus: LOL P
BiggusTweenus: The Nazi Gerbals?
Principalpoop: it was sharp, ouch
H Stones: as they had similar probs with the big artillery pieces they asked the war office could they make giant condoms for them too
H Stones: all decisions had to go thro0ugh winstone churchill though
H Stones: after due consideration he agreed to the idea on one condition,
H Stones: they were stamped with the British Flag and labelled, Medium Size
Principalpoop: can i laugh now stones?
H Stones: nno
Dexter Fong: When I was in the Army, I used to put a cigarette filer in the end of my rifle to keep it clean
BiggusTweenus: Leave it to the Brits lol
Dexter Fong: filter
BiggusTweenus: Now, if they could just make condoms that would stop bullets ;)
Principalpoop: i use to put a, oops wrong chat
H Stones: very ture tween
H Stones: true
Dexter Fong: True
Dexter Fong: Condoms can help stop the little bullets of death..i.e. SDS
Dexter Fong: This has been an authorized PSA
BiggusTweenus: Students for a Democratic Society?
BiggusTweenus: lol
Dexter Fong: think I meant STD
Dexter Fong: ;o;o
H Stones: i dont think they use condoms, Tween
Dexter Fong: lol
Dexter Fong: Free love!!
Principalpoop: i was stumped, oops wrong chat again
Dexter Fong: Was you ever stung by a dead bee, Poop?
Principalpoop: why yes, how did you know?
H Stones: i remember that from High Sierra Fong
Dexter Fong: Walter Huston told me
Dexter Fong: Stones: Bold Venture?
Principalpoop: he had a daughter, and grand-daughter, maybe a great-grand-daughter by now
H Stones: i thought it was John Houston, now i am confused
Principalpoop: you are thinking of walter brennan
Dexter Fong: Walter Huston, John Huston's father
cease: Sam houston;s kid
Dexter Fong: Poop: Yeah? You ssure?
Principalpoop: Sam Dallas
cease: remember the Houston Astros?
Principalpoop: i forget what he used to say
cease: this album eovkes that era
Dexter Fong: Dallas Cowgirl, Pole DANCER AND vaulter
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elaynes - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
H Stones: who was the actor in the movie with Bogart, who did the dead bees story ?
cease: Pauld Dallas or whatever his first name is, gave bergman his radio freee oz job
Principalpoop: ken stone
Dexter Fong: I saw ealynes aura..it was contaminated
BiggusTweenus: Wish I could get the guys to play in Austin
cease: wrote autobi Dallas in Wonderland of his kpfk career
Dexter Fong: Stones: I thought it was Walter Huston but Poop thinks Walter Brennan and He cxould be right
H Stones: yes maybe so, Fong
Principalpoop: the skippers father?
H Stones: great little movie though
BiggusTweenus: We've got a really nice place called The Paramount that Lily Tomlin's played at
H Stones: am i alone in thinking that Lily Tomalyn is underated ?
BiggusTweenus: One of the best female comedians that the US ever made :)
Principalpoop: you are never alone stones
Dexter Fong: Stones: It was the the Bogart = Bacall film in which he's a commercial fisherman and the free French want him to take them somewhere and the Vichy French are opposing them
H Stones: i second that Tween
BiggusTweenus: The old Laugh-In shows are really fun to revisit on occasion
||||||||| Bunnyboy bounds in at 10:43 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Dexter Fong: Bunny you bounder
Bunnyboy: RIP Dr. Albert Hofmann
H Stones: Well Fong, i was thinking of the one where Bogey played a gold prospector who goes mad
BiggusTweenus: Hey Bunny
Principalpoop: boy, that knocker gets around tonight, hip hop bunny
Dexter Fong: I saw Al last night
Bunnyboy: Lived to be 102. Although it seemed longer...
Bambi: Hey Bunny
Bunnyboy: ...and wider...
Dexter Fong: Stones: That
Principalpoop: that is treasure of the sierra something stones
Bunnyboy: ...and louder...
Bunnyboy: ...and clearer...
H Stones: Sierre Madre ?
Bunnyboy: ...and COLDER...
Principalpoop: ahh new and improved
Dexter Fong: 's Treasure of Sierra Madre but there's no bee story in that film but Walter ? is in it
Principalpoop: that is what I thought stones, but it looked wrong
Principalpoop: no bee story there
Bunnyboy: HUSTON, yes...
Principalpoop: which one was in chinatown?
Bunnyboy: "HEH-heh-heh! You're so dumb..."
H Stones: for some reason i rememer the old prospector kept waffling on about whether dead bees could sting and Bogey getting impatient about it, i wonder what i am confusing it with
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Walter Huston, John's father?
Bunnyboy dances
Bunnyboy: Yes, indeed. Won the Best Supporting Actor Oscar that year, for TREASURE.
Principalpoop dances a jig
Dexter Fong: Stones: I distinctly believe it to be Bold Venture
Bunnyboy: (sings) Oh, it's a long, long way, from May to December...
H Stones: ok, whatever
cease: ah bunny welcome
Dexter Fong dances with a Jigger of Rum the forbidden lamamba
cease: i just watched TReasure trhe other day. stil great flick
Bunnyboy: And John directed, of course.
Principalpoop: la mamba is a dangerous snake
Bunnyboy: Indeed, cat.
H Stones: i can see why its forbidden Fong, put your trousers back on immediately
Dexter Fong: La Mamba ies mi corazon
Principalpoop: may, june and july
Bunnyboy: Walter Huston was one of the first actors in the US to sing SEPTEMBER SONG, onna the stage.
Principalpoop: Oh September, the month of my dreams
Dexter Fong: Bunny: One of the great Kurt Weill songs
Principalpoop: not hot like august or cold like october
H Stones: was it from the Threepenny Opera Fong
BiggusTweenus: What a piece of asphalt! lol
Dexter Fong has found August to be hot, yes...but october to be varying temperature wise
Bunnyboy: One-uh my dingblasted DVD players managed to piggyback 2 discs into the same carousel well at the same time. Top disc, fine, bottom disc FUBAR.
Principalpoop: macadam
Dexter Fong: The Fubars...a great garage band
Bunnyboy: And the FUBAR disc: Disc 4, Volume 3 of SCTV, featuring Martin Short's first sketches.
Principalpoop: a jukebox dvd destroyer
Principalpoop: ouch
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Condolensces
BiggusTweenus: "And he means it too, Mark..."
Bunnyboy: I've got a replacement set on order, cheap. $20.
Dexter Fong: Damn Straight
||||||||| Catherwood leads Tor Hershman into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:52 PM, then departs.
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, All
Dexter Fong: High tor
cease: and speaking of straights....
Principalpoop: hola tor
Principalpoop: how is honey stones?
BiggusTweenus: Hey Tor
H Stones: High Tor
ah,clem: first public fubar ref in tango and cash, and was carefully placed as I remember
Dexter Fong: Yes, please Hemlock
Bunnyboy: (sings) I'm Jerry with a J, parlez-vouz Francais? I'm JER-REEEEEEEEEEE! Yeah! Yeah!
Bunnyboy: hiya Tor
Bambi: Hey Tor
H Stones: Honey is till not too good Poop, following on from the salmonella incident she is now at the hospital dealing with a kidney stone
cease: bummer
Principalpoop: tango and cash, they used to open for gladys knight and the pips
cease: all our concern
Tor Hershman: Too bad for Honey
Dexter Fong: That's sad news stones
Principalpoop: ouch poor honey, give her our best
H Stones: i will tell her you were asking
ah,clem: of course the programming refs in unix predate even that it then : foo = bar
H Stones: she actually is sounding brighter now though
Bunnyboy: Yuck! Get well soon, Honey!
Tor Hershman: Tell her at least she ain't gonna have a 4 ft. (if added) scare
Tor Hershman: Scar
Dexter Fong: Are you referring to my 4x4 Cab Over 1972 Benchley, Tor
Principalpoop: I ain't got no scars, but i can give y'all a cigarette
H Stones: no thnaks Poop, i have quit
Tor Hershman: Hey, no drugs till after dinner
cease: why, are we the firing squad?
Principalpoop: it is dinner time in china, dig in
Bunnyboy: I just read that the Nielsen folks have bumped next year's February sweeps, to begin in March. Wanna guess why?
Dexter Fong: Poop: Did you know that Danica Patrick is Jesus...she has the Naz scars to prove it
Tor Hershman: No, Dex.
Principalpoop: invading iran?
cease: the networks dont have programs ready?
Tor Hershman: Prez thingy, Bunny
Tor Hershman: Good one, Poop
Principalpoop: don't keep us in suspense bunny
Principalpoop: i am sitting on the edge of my chair
Merlyn: february cancelled?
H Stones: wearing suspenders
Principalpoop: biting my fingernails
Tor Hershman -) Merl
Bunnyboy: Tor: You got it. The US Gov'ment's switch to all-digital TV signals in Feb. Anybody hear about that plan?
Principalpoop: ahhh
Bunnyboy: If you ain't, you might already be dead.
Principalpoop: the mind control thing
Tor Hershman: Moi got it???
Tor Hershman: I meant the elections
ah,clem: who watches tv anymore?
Merlyn: All transvestite signals change in February? "Hello sailor" not going to work any more??
H Stones: doinsg the same over here Bunny
Principalpoop: i watch repeats of things while I eat dinner
H Stones: picture quality is worse than UHF
Bunnyboy: I'm still only 2 eps into THE PRISONER, but already like it muchly.
BiggusTweenus: sure will miss bill o'reilly
Principalpoop: you had not seen it before? ahh it is cool
Tor Hershman: Oh, WifeyWu and moi have our two government discount tickets - hologram creditesque cards, really.
H Stones: WE want Information Bunny !
cease: bunny, new prisoner?
Bunnyboy: Any "port" in a storm. Ahr!
Tor Hershman: Oh, Bunny, The Prisoner, most GREAT, indeed.
ah,clem: it is guarnteed for the life of the watch, but who's watching?
BiggusTweenus: great series, bunny
Principalpoop: save those, they will be worth lots in 2108
Bunnyboy: Hemmie: You won't have it!
Tor Hershman: Moi caught it summer of 67 or 68 on CBS, methinks
Merlyn: I like the book "Looking Out for #6"
cease: the orirignal series? one of tv's best
Principalpoop: i am not a number, I am a free man
Bunnyboy: Who is Number 1?
H Stones: Who is number one Bunny ?
Principalpoop: yah sure #6
H Stones: lol
Dexter Fong: Tor: How can you still afford your Asian manservant Moi?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Tor Hershman: You;ll find out, Bunny
Principalpoop: yes CBS, no clear on the years
BiggusTweenus: and as we're all under surveliiance these days, quite real
Bunnyboy: I love Patrick MacGoohan's "swivel takes". Duh-DUH! (organ sting).
Principalpoop: i am noting you said that tween
ah,clem: which reel?
Principalpoop: this is reality
Tor Hershman: Well, Dex, all moi's bitchin' about prescription drugs got the price down to 4 bucks a refill and the nitro pills may never be needed
Dexter Fong: Didn't McGoohan invent the "swivel take"/
Merlyn: They are remaking The Prisoner
Merlyn: http://www.sixofone.org.uk/Prisoner-Remake.htm
H Stones: When i was still a kid, Patrick McGoohan told me to Fuck Off, i am proud to say
Tor Hershman: MacGooham as "The Scarecrow" 'tis grand as well.
cease: you probasbly deserved it, stonens
cease: a new prsioner is bad news
Dexter Fong: And you've been doing it ever since , tight, Stones?
Bunnyboy: Merlyn: Yes, I heard that. Lemme peek at that URL...
Dexter Fong: right
cease: i thought you meant a comic or something useful. a new series is sacreligous
Merlyn: Stones, McGoohan asked my friend for directions once
H Stones: yes, i had climbed through a hole in a thorn fence to retrieve my dog and McGoohan appeared from nowhere and collared me
cease: did you send him to hell?
Bunnyboy: Holy crap! Jim Caviezel? Local boy makes good.
Principalpoop: ahhh a sequel
Dexter Fong: US + we invented sacreligious
Principalpoop: the bastards know how to make me watch tv again
Dexter Fong: Goddamitt!!
ah,clem: lol
Tor Hershman: Religous sack, Dex?
Bunnyboy: THE SCARECROW OF ROMNEY MARCH will be on video around about October. It's one of Disney's next wave of TREASURE editions.
Principalpoop: blast phebe
Bambi: Definitely would love to see the remake of "The Prisoner"
Bambi: great fan
H Stones: its one of those things that would be difficult to top, Bambi
Tor Hershman: Indeed, Bunny, a treasure indeediedooo
Bunnyboy: But SCARECROW is being released under it's alternate title, Dr.....Dr....anybody?
Principalpoop: and sandbaggers, and red drawf, put them all together in one remake
cease: do you think the firesign could do a sequel to any of their albums?
ah,clem: ohhh, alaha dammit, lol
Dexter Fong: Must go to park car...back soonest
Merlyn: Any old Portmeirion in a storm
Principalpoop: hail rita fong
H Stones: its still a tourist honey pot Merlyn
Tor Hershman: The end of civilization??? When did it begin?
Principalpoop: sequel is not the right word, a continuation and perhap culmination
Bunnyboy: Oh, I'll find it...
Merlyn: a premake? a spequel?
Tor Hershman: Culmination of The Prisoner? It done DID culminate
Principalpoop: sure, like the star war movies, not made in the right order
Merlyn: a docudramedarry?
Principalpoop: firesign
BiggusTweenus: Somebody asked Ghandi what he thought of Western civilization
Bunnyboy: Ah, yes. DR. SYN.
Bunnyboy: The Scarecrow's secret identity.
BiggusTweenus: He replied, "That would be a good idea..."
Principalpoop: jacob ghandi? of bakersfield?
Tor Hershman: There's only human CULTure, not civilization.
H Stones: McGoohan has done hardly any interviews
Tor Hershman: LOL, Biggus
cease: when did he stop acting?
Principalpoop: a string of bad B movies will do that to you stones
H Stones: for all i know, cease he may still be doing some
Tor Hershman: WifyWu LOL too, Biggus
Merlyn: how many interrogations, stones?
H Stones: did a lot of stage work, i didnt even know he was born in New York
Principalpoop: dem bones dem bones
Principalpoop: i still like the music to secret agent man
Tor Hershman: Now here the word offffffffffffffffff
Bunnyboy: Gots to feed that wife of mine. Nite, folkers!
Principalpoop: thanks bunny
cease: by bun
Principalpoop: sorry about the dvd
Tor Hershman: TTFN, Bunny
cease: eat well
BiggusTweenus ) to Tor & wifey
Bunnyboy: por nada
Principalpoop: i had forgotten the rest tor, thanks
cease: one of mine too, clem (favourites)
||||||||| "11:12 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Bunnyboy, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
BiggusTweenus: That was supposed to be a smilery face, Tor
BiggusTweenus: I keep forgetting about the chat conventions here
Principalpoop: stop grinning tween, you scare me
Tor Hershman: Cool, Biggus
Principalpoop: the levels are fine
BiggusTweenus: levels are good, clem
BiggusTweenus: lol P
BiggusTweenus: it's gettng late, for sure, clem
Merlyn: see you next week folks, I gotta kill things in GTA4
Principalpoop: sleep well ah, clem, it was fun
Principalpoop: good luck M, and thanks again
Tor Hershman: Cool, Clem
BiggusTweenus: Thanks so much for the FST tracks :)
||||||||| Merlyn leaves to catch the 11:14 PM train to Billville.
Principalpoop: toad away
cease: alll the best, clem
BiggusTweenus: Have a great week, all...
||||||||| BiggusTweenus rushes off, saying "11:15 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Tor Hershman: TTFN and stay on groovin' safari, All
Principalpoop: ciao bebe
Principalpoop: the bus is leaving
H Stones: I have my own bicycle so i dont need the bus
H Stones: but i better be going, i am meeting some folks tomorrow and they want information
H Stones: they wont get it
Principalpoop: you have some stones?
Principalpoop: ahh ok
Bambi: Thanks Clem!! :-)
Principalpoop: don't forget to voot
Principalpoop: pretty song
H Stones: yes thanks from me too clem
Principalpoop: have a super week, keepers of the root
H Stones: good night everyone, have a great week and stay safe
Bambi: nytol! great to see you all
cease: you too stones
Principalpoop: ciaoo
Bambi: have a great week
H Stones: sweet dreams, one and all
Bambi: you too Stones
cease: off we flee
H Stones: byeeee
Principalpoop: ahh cat, this is about canada, i though of you, http://www.harpers.org/archive/2008/04/0081992
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:18 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs cease by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Bambi waves!
Principalpoop: oops
||||||||| At 11:19 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Bambi!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Principalpoop: i will wait and say good night to fongface
Principalpoop: cni stopped
Principalpoop: no sound on cni
H Stones: say good night to the fongster for me too please Poop
H Stones: TTFN
Principalpoop: certainly oh chum
Principalpoop: good luck tomorrow, and always
Principalpoop: la dee dee la dee dah
Principalpoop: why look so down and gloomy, put on a happy face
Principalpoop: smiling can make you happy, put on a happy face
Principalpoop: take off that gloomy mask of tragedy
Principalpoop: it's not your style
Principalpoop: you'll be so glad that you
Principalpoop: decided to smile
Principalpoop: pick out a pleasant outlook
Principalpoop: slap on a happy grin
Principalpoop: ahh hell
Principalpoop: i refuse to google for the rest
Principalpoop: spread sunshine all over the place
Principalpoop: just put on a happy face
Principalpoop: welcome to the only nice hotel in town
Principalpoop: how long will you be staying with us?
Principalpoop: just for tonight.
Principalpoop: very good sir, if you'll just sign our register
Principalpoop: ahh, look, somebody's already written there
Principalpoop: thats quite all right sir
Principalpoop: but I could not get you to believe that I am mr and mrs john smith...
Principalpoop: why of course you could mr. smith, Front
Principalpoop: cni is on again, leo
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tor Hershman - dead from the common cold
||||||||| H Stones - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
ah,clem: good night all, and thanks for your attention
Principalpoop: oops lol night ah, clem
||||||||| 11:30 PM -- ah,clem left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dexter Fong: Hey Poop
Principalpoop: wb
Principalpoop: stones said good night
Dexter Fong: Heh =)) Kinda empty here
Principalpoop: i got involved listening to leo talk about hard drives
Principalpoop: yes, a nice echo while I sang
Principalpoop: like in the shower
Principalpoop: lol
Dexter Fong: Hard Drives? When I was a kid, we had unpaved stream beds that were up hill both ways, and water falls too
Principalpoop: before macadam
Dexter Fong: and Maceve
Principalpoop: macaine and macable
Dexter Fong: Just MacJowah and me on a long Baja hard drive
Principalpoop: oops you said the name, we must stone you
Principalpoop: what movie was that, with john cleese?
Dexter Fong: Shibloleth my dear Poopster, shiboleth
Dexter Fong: Sounds like The Life of Brian
Principalpoop: gesundheit, nasty sneeze that
Principalpoop: i would guess so too
Dexter Fong: Two gusses make a surmise
Dexter Fong: guesses
Principalpoop: finished stephenson?
Principalpoop: get all gussied and be presumptuous
Dexter Fong: Acutally no...stop reading the last volume of the Quicksilver thingie for some reason but will get back to it
Principalpoop: it is not going anywhere lol
Dexter Fong: =))
Principalpoop: it does get wild,
Dexter Fong: neither am I
Principalpoop: as if it was not wild enough already
Dexter Fong: The Way of the World?
Dexter Fong: Is that the title
Principalpoop: system of the world
Dexter Fong: Yes
Dexter Fong: Sounds a lot safer
Dexter Fong: We all like systems
Dexter Fong: We are systemic by nature
Principalpoop: the notion that we use paradigms in society just like the scientists use is cool
Principalpoop: they define was mass is, for use in equations
Dexter Fong: and what used to be a paradigms is now a nickel
Principalpoop: we used to look at the sun and see a God
Dexter Fong: I jast looked until I needed glasses
Principalpoop: thats infulation
Dexter Fong: Infatuation?
Dexter Fong: is crazy
Principalpoop: makes you rise hehe
Dexter Fong: It makes the whole world look so hazy
Principalpoop: what do they call it inflatio?
Principalpoop: so hazy lazy days of summer
Dexter Fong: Because inflatia means something else
Dexter Fong: Mongo Jerry
Principalpoop: flatulance
Principalpoop: flat is in a lot of word
Principalpoop: s
Principalpoop: it will fall over
Dexter Fong: but not on me
Principalpoop: come on people now
Dexter Fong: Basic lab SAFETY AND HOW TO get it
Dexter Fong: fall on your borther and lets get together right now
Principalpoop: lab is bal backwards
Dexter Fong: brother
Principalpoop: paul revere and the raiders
Principalpoop: sounds like a terrorist group now
Dexter Fong: jeeze, sorry
Principalpoop: one if by land fedex if by sea
Dexter Fong: sticky shifter
Principalpoop: i have a snow storm of cigarette ashes from keyboard every month
Principalpoop: i turn it upside and spank it, when keys are sticking
Dexter Fong: A smoker eh? Good on yah mate
Dexter Fong: or you share living quarters...working quarters with a smoker
Principalpoop: no more drugs or alcohol or girls, just tobacco and coffee and the internet
Principalpoop: i smoke like a chimney
Dexter Fong: Poop: Have you tried the interweb
Principalpoop: i hear cigarettes are deadly
Principalpoop: it has been everyday for over 30 years now
Principalpoop: fucking liars
Dexter Fong: Are you listening to CNI..talk about Allan Touring and Cryptonomicon
Principalpoop: no, i will turn it back on
Principalpoop: ahhh, artificial intelligence, cool
Dexter Fong: Well Poopster, I gotta check outta this chat or chat outta this Czek
Principalpoop: ok, thanks for the cni note, have a super week
Principalpoop: ciaooo fongo
Dexter Fong: See yah next time
||||||||| Principalpoop leaves at 11:55 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Dexter Fong: Damn, he beat me daddy, eight to the bar
||||||||| Dexter Fong rushes off, saying "11:56 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bubba's Brain
Dexter Fong
H Stones
Tor Hershman
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Rogue's Gallery:

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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"