A Firesign Chat
05/08/2008




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 08, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood leads Firebroiled in through the front door at 8:18 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Firebroiled: et’s talk about your car.
It’s screaming “Wash me, please!”
Now if you’re a Mister Common Sense,
you won’t believe me
when I tell you that I’ve got an envelope
that ‘ll clean your car while you’re driving it home to work

. Well, George,
believe me this time,
because this one isn’t like the Austrian self-sharpening razors.
No, friends,

no overheating like the tropical fishes.

No zizzing and dripping like the dike . . .

Firebroiled: But then again, it just might, . . . . . could be, . . . coulld be!!!
||||||||| Firebroiled is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 8:24 AM.
||||||||| Outside, the 7:27 PM downtown bus from Virginia Beach pulls away, leaving ah,clem coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern time'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'janyce ', just granted probation at 8:32 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Mudhead', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:33 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
||||||||| "Hey Mudhead!" ... Mudhead turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:33 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:33 PM and late as usual, it's Mudhead, just back from Elmertown."
Mudhead: I'm BACK!
Mudhead: Actually, I'm half front
||||||||| It's 8:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| janyce - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| ah,clem dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's ah,clem?! It's 8:41 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Dexter Fong steals in around 8:52 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Mudhead: Hello Dexter
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:59 PM, dragging Principalpoop by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
Principalpoop: hello mudhead and dexter
Dexter Fong: Here we are
Principalpoop: half front? you ain't got no brains on the right?
Dexter Fong: Here we are
Principalpoop: big thunder storm coming through if you lose me
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:00 PM and late as usual, it's cease, just back from Funfun Town."
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 08, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Principalpoop: hey cat
cease: poop
Principalpoop: the thunder storm scares me, i will unplug my pc i think, see you later..
cease: off you flee
Mudhead: cya poop
Dexter Fong: Hey Mudhead and poop
cease: mud
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bambi close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:03 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the Aviary.
Bambi: Hello Dear Friends!
Dexter Fong: Hey Mudhead and poop
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi
cease: bambi, dex
Dexter Fong: and Hi Clem
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat
||||||||| 9:03 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
llanwydd: happy thursday
Bambi: princep has bad thunderstorms
Bambi: hey llanwydd
llanwydd: I hope all is well with all
cease: llan
llanwydd: thunderstorms? where does princ live?
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:05 PM and ah,clem bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
ah,clem: hi all
Dexter Fong: Clem you bounder
cease: tornado alley?
cease: hey clem
llanwydd: hey clem
cease: this is a good choice. havnet heard it in a while
Bambi: wb Clem
ah,clem: here, have a grape
cease: i remember carrying this album in my arms from toronto to vancouver in 73
llanwydd: so what's playing? maybe I have it
cease: on a bus.
ah,clem: tv or not tv
Dexter Fong: TV ir Not Tv
cease: not
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:07 PM and Chatterbox bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
llanwydd: Ive got it. what track is playing?
cease: nbc is annointing obama on its news
Dexter Fong: Another Bounder
cease: hi chatter
Dexter Fong: Just started llan
ah,clem: wow, a big night for grapes
llanwydd: thanks, dex
Chatterbox: I had trouble thinking of a clever name. Hello to all.
cease: and all for one
ah,clem: it works, if you talk a lot
Chatterbox: Long time FT fan here. I just heard about the death of DO son
ah,clem: welcome in, follow the rubber line to your seat
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'XenoTweenia', just granted probation at 9:09 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
XenoTweenia: hey.... why's everybody running away???
Dexter Fong: Hey Tween
Bambi: hello CB *over*
llanwydd: hey tween!
ah,clem: you have outdone yourself again tweeny
XenoTweenia: running the tracks through a flanger again, clem?
Bambi: Hey Tween
XenoTweenia: lol clem
||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Principalpoop - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bambi: sounds good here
XenoTweenia: Hey all :)
Bambi: doesn't sound good there Tween?
Dexter Fong: Bambi: I think it was on the album
XenoTweenia: a moment
ah,clem: sounds ok on backfeed on the wall tv
cease: tween
XenoTweenia: Turned off the iTunes 'enhancer', but it's still there
cease: have any of you seen Rome?
cease: a historian friend of mine sez it reeks of authenticity
Dexter Fong: I have, a bit
XenoTweenia: let me try SoundJam
Chatterbox: Italy or Jim?
Bambi: try listening in vlc?
ah,clem: note, it is mixed down to mono, sometimes strange things happen to FST when you do that, do to the incredible separation
cease: im also watching The Wire. amazingly confluent
cease: melodrmatic gang war, sex, drugs
ah,clem: it's all tv, lol
ah,clem: would have thought you would have said sex, or drugs twice
cease: chatter, you new here or jsut new name?
Chatterbox: I an totally new and fresh
XenoTweenia: Sounds different, but still flanging
cease: welcome
Chatterbox: I am
ah,clem: quiet for a chatterbox
Dexter Fong: Florida Fresh?
cease: are you new to the firesign theatre?
XenoTweenia: Must be a defective CRT
Chatterbox: I am trying to find my see legs
Chatterbox: I first heard the men in 1971
ah,clem: new to chat, long time fan, see log
Dexter Fong: They're under the complmentary seafood pasta
cease: legs are usually easy to see
XenoTweenia: Mmmmm Red Lobster...
cease: the year of Bozos
ah,clem: tween you are too creul
cease: you mean hear an album or see them live?
Chatterbox: Blew Lagoon
XenoTweenia: That's the Mongoliod calendar, right cease?
Chatterbox: Dead Lobster
llanwydd: the once honorable bosco hearn
cease: ok, elayne took to red lobster. the fish was edible, the wine too late to do any good. enough. i've stuck to good restaurants ever since
Dexter Fong: Wally Blew Lagoon now,,
XenoTweenia: I could try OS X clem, but I won't ;)
||||||||| Mudhead rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Mudhead?! It's 9:16 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
ah,clem: lol
llanwydd: what was one is nothing
Chatterbox: elayne is hear? Who is her kname?
XenoTweenia: Hey Mudman
llanwydd: Hey Mudhead!
ah,clem: was talking about the lobster
cease: you have a fave firesign album, chatter?
cease: she'll be here, i suspect. this group was founded by her
Dexter Fong: Elayne is not here yet but she uses her own name
XenoTweenia: The Blue Lobster?
Chatterbox: Lennon and Marx
XenoTweenia: Do they serve it with a side of Chinchillas?
cease: only mutant blues
llanwydd: you know elayne, chatt?
llanwydd: elayne lives in New York City
Chatterbox: Anybody remember Arthur Treacher?
Dexter Fong: Yep Chat
||||||||| Woody 1 sneaks in around 9:18 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
ah,clem: of course
Dexter Fong: Helooo Woodroow
cease: hi wood
XenoTweenia: Fish Called Wanda & Chips?
XenoTweenia: Look at that Woody!
Chatterbox: Arthur Treacher Fish and Chips with no coke pepsi
Woody 1: Hoya hoya hoya party people
cease: isnt that a kind of scotch?
XenoTweenia: lol chatter
ah,clem: you people are crazy, I like it.
llanwydd: hey woody
XenoTweenia: Surrealist People's Party, woody
Woody 1: ah clem
cease: hows it wooding?
Chatterbox: H Salt was bad for my blood pressure
ah,clem: catherwood, please give everyone their favourite vice
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone their favourite vice.
cease: ah, afghani!
XenoTweenia: You didn't norice the rubber walls on this chat room, clem?
Woody 1: ah ll
XenoTweenia: notice
Woody 1: how do?
Dexter Fong: North by Norice
ah,clem: those are my nail marks from last time over there...
XenoTweenia: Catherwood, please give ah,clem a shifting spanner
||||||||| Catherwood hands ah clem a shifting spanner.
cease: un do twa, as they say up here
llanwydd: "cirque internationale..."
Dexter Fong: Still using those stainless steel brads, eh Clem
Woody 1: listening to Radiohead as we speak....
cease: is that better than Radiospleen?
Chatterbox: Is that another name for oral sex?
ah,clem: why not CNI, woody? lol
Dexter Fong: I used to be a Radiohead..before the corporations took over
Woody 1: MUCH
llanwydd: how does side 2 of tv or not tv begin?
cease: everything is another name
llanwydd: what track is it?
XenoTweenia: Try http://209.51.162.173:9534 Woody :)
||||||||| Principalpoop enters at 9:22 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
Dexter Fong: llan: Don't recall
Principalpoop: back
XenoTweenia: Hey P
Principalpoop: moscow memories
Dexter Fong: storm over poop?
cease: and bootifull too i'm sure
Principalpoop: yes, the new houses across the valley are dark hehe
Chatterbox: There's a new band out there Televisionshoulders
llanwydd: yeah, I just skipped that track on my cd
XenoTweenia: Lauren Recall? didn't she play with Bogie?
cease: whre is here?
Principalpoop: not other there is here
llanwydd: now I'm hearing, "that's' what it says here. I'm only reading it"
XenoTweenia: But you are _there_
cease: it would be difficult to estimate how much i loathe that song
Principalpoop: a friendly reminder
llanwydd: I saw lauren bacall while she was filming once
cease: but proc sure loved it
XenoTweenia: lol cease
llanwydd: she was filming with robert mitchum
llanwydd: this is true
cease: only ibce>
Dexter Fong: llan: Even if you were synched up with cni, you'd still be outta synch with about everyone else due to lag
Chatterbox: I am getting old. Nirvana is now classic rock
llanwydd: this was in newport, RI
XenoTweenia: That would make you quite an elder member of our little troupe, sit :)
llanwydd: ah's poiple
XenoTweenia: Unless you were 6 years old, that is...
Chatterbox: Many are bacalled, but few answer
Principalpoop: i remember some girl explaining to here friends that paul mccartney was in some band before wings
Dexter Fong: Some just whistle
Principalpoop: i am just reading it, a big lag
Principalpoop: what is the other cni link?
XenoTweenia: I'm still astounded at Yes Songs ('73). Wakeman w/Yes was reall something for the time
XenoTweenia: really
cease: id rather bacardi than bacall
XenoTweenia: LOL P
Woody 1: bad news from out of town guys. Pray for my sister.
XenoTweenia: The Beatles? Is that new wave?
llanwydd: no, I saw a few stars filming something called "Mr. North" in Newport, RI
Chatterbox: Humphrey Bogart was in Lauren Bacall before he went solo
Principalpoop: ouch, courage woody
cease: it was when kennedy was presidnet, tween
XenoTweenia: We had them all.... just like Bogie & Bacall... (The Enron theme song)
Dexter Fong: Sorry to hear that Woody
llanwydd: I saw lauren bacall waiting in front of the court house downtown where the bus stop is
Principalpoop: the beatles chose their name from buddy holly and the Crickets
llanwydd: I was on a bus
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (9:27 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
cease: i think sorry to hear, woody
Principalpoop: Hi M
Woody 1: She's had C for a while and bits keep coming back. more radiation.
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
Merlyn: hi all
XenoTweenia: What's up with sis, Woody?
cease: losses are always hard
llanwydd: I saw robert mitchum drive by in a little model a ford
XenoTweenia: Love Holly
cease: hi merl
XenoTweenia: And the Everleys
llanwydd: he waved to the crowd
XenoTweenia: But then, I like Country Rock in TX ;)
llanwydd: the actor anthony edwards was on the courthouse steps as well
Dexter Fong: Any relation to Ralph Edwards?
Principalpoop: i saw robert mitchum on mike douglas or some show talking about having no meat at meals filming in africa and then eating something called long pork
llanwydd: very soon after I saw that, the producer, john huston died
Woody 1: We still haven't given up hope. She's pretty strong and faith-filled, so stranger comebacks have happened.
llanwydd: very near where I lived at the time
XenoTweenia: lol P
Principalpoop: stop smoking if you smoke woody, and drink red wine
llanwydd: I lived in newport and huston was very nearby in middletown
cease: i had a mouth full of sangria when i read that line, poop
llanwydd: I never saw huston, though
cease: its as if youre scripting my existance
Woody 1: I will. She quit 20 years ago.
Chatterbox: John Huston ever go to Houston?
cease: is there an outertown?
llanwydd: but as I understand, angelica huston is in the movie as well
Dexter Fong: Cat: It surround the Inner City
cease: wow, jays came back and tied game 3-3 in ninth
Principalpoop: mister north goes to newport?
cease: more excitement than i'm used to
Woody 1: gotta go and tell my wife. See you guys.
Principalpoop: good luck woody
Dexter Fong: Night Woody
cease: by woody
Principalpoop: ahh, the voice of ahh, clem
llanwydd: well, john huston died while producing his last film, "Mr. North". I haven't seen the film
llanwydd: yet
||||||||| "Hey Woody 1!" ... Woody 1 turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:32 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
llanwydd: what's the last great cinematic masterpiece you've seen lately
cease: ive seen a lotta great flicks but no cinematic masterpieces
llanwydd: I'm really into old films
XenoTweenia: Reagan's Funeral
Chatterbox: No Coutry for old men was a little disappointing
Dexter Fong: Can't remember
cease: been watching the Wire. season 3 is amaziing.
llanwydd: and I haven't seen a full-length firesign film yet
Principalpoop: it is nice to be confounded
cease: sounds depressing, chatter
Chatterbox: No Big Lebowski
cease: if you werent a little strange, you wouldnt be here, clem
Principalpoop: i don't remember the last good movie I saw
Dexter Fong: afk
llanwydd: I had a nightmare in nyc very recently
ah,clem: right Cat
Principalpoop: ok fong
Chatterbox: You gotta love Martian Space Party...you gotta
Chatterbox: Its the Citizen Kane of FT movies
cease: actualy, i dont. chatter
XenoTweenia: former Youths In Asia rofl
llanwydd: yeah, I'll see martian space party someday
cease: but i'm glad you do
Chatterbox: Gotta come out on dvd
llanwydd: I hope
llanwydd: I only have a vhs player/recorder
Chatterbox: In blew martha raye
ah,clem: actually, there was a piolot I saw on a c band wild feed that beat that, but cannot find the tape
cease: a flick was made of this album which i've never seen. it must exist somewhere
ah,clem: pilot
Principalpoop: i watched bullitt the other day in divx, a fun film not great
cease: you'll have to upgrade, llan
ah,clem: the one with rat in a box
cease: i saw it on plane. anything's good on a plane
llanwydd: upgrade to what, cat?
Chatterbox: Why didn't Steve McQueen and Alan King ever make a movie together
XenoTweenia: an actual computer, llan ;)
Chatterbox: I gotta type faster or shut up
XenoTweenia: Pref an old Mac :)
Principalpoop: faster than what?
Chatterbox: or both
cease: a dvd player at least. i gotta get a blue ray machine soon
XenoTweenia: Because they both made a great escape!
cease: no shutting up is allowed here, chatter
Merlyn: Nasi Goreng: http://www.indochef.com/indo_23.shtml
Principalpoop: do you want to become faded like poor M and Bambi?
Merlyn: I wonder if that's where it's from
Chatterbox: blue ray seems like a ripoff. now you have to replace all your dvds
cease: any news from the event, merl? the fireguys together for devon concert last week
Principalpoop: where can i find fresh badjak?
Chatterbox: Then I will keep crying for attention
Merlyn: must be, some places use the same spelling: http://www.massrecipes.com/recipes/03/06/nasigoringfriedrice30959.html
Merlyn: no, cat.
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: I do believe it was a conscious use of the name of a SOUTH_EAST ASIAN DIST
llanwydd: what is badjak? is that real?
Dexter Fong: Diet...sorry
cease: no creative sparks flew when the 4 got together or
Principalpoop: never heard of it llan
Merlyn: I have no idea what, if anything, happened cat
cease: i got new planet proc today and proc mentioned nothing about the event
Chatterbox: Badjak was the drummer for the Detroit Wheels
Chatterbox: Any body remember the Detroit Wheels?
cease: proc had saiid in previous pp that the 4 of them were to get together at the concertr for devon last weekend
llanwydd: we must engage in a creative group project
XenoTweenia: Proud Merry keep on tourin'...
Dexter Fong: Mitch Ryder
Principalpoop: the guy from wheel of forturne's evil brother
XenoTweenia: yeah
Chatterbox: Yeah Mitch
Merlyn: PP seems to take a few days, so last weekend would be too soon usually
Chatterbox: Winonas dad
cease: i remember them
XenoTweenia: I was into Steppenwolf back then
XenoTweenia: And boy, did they hate to be stepped on!
Principalpoop: i saw steppenwolf in 1985, that was a bad move
Chatterbox: JOhn Kay and Mary Kay were married
Dexter Fong: Iwas into Ten-wheel drive, or more precisely, Genya Ravan
cease: really i quite liked it.
Chatterbox: She did all his makeup
cease: i thought the book intensely cinematic and the flick did it justice
llanwydd: steppenwolf was named after a novel by herman hesse
llanwydd: I read a little of hesse
Principalpoop: same here
Chatterbox: Originally called Sparrow for arcane music lovers
cease: he was the author du jour in 60s/hippy/firesign days
cease: i know theres refs to hesse in firesign stuff
llanwydd: I've read siddhartha
Principalpoop: him and jonathan seagull
XenoTweenia: I read Hermin's Hermits
cease: zacharia was supposed to be based on that. alas
Dexter Fong: I've read The Bead Game or magister Ludi
llanwydd: I read another one called Demian
Principalpoop: and the rolling bead game
XenoTweenia: But only to the 8th chapter
cease: did they give you hermit crabs?
Chatterbox: Neil Diamond is a hard man
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'Elaynes', just granted probation at 9:44 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
XenoTweenia: Magister Ludi is great :) Syill have it
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:44 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Elaynes by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| 9:44 PM: Elayne jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
XenoTweenia: Sybill have it
Dexter Fong: Hello Elayne
cease: and speaking of elaye....
Principalpoop: Hi E bye E
XenoTweenia: Hey E
Merlyn: that was fast
Elayne: Evenin' all! Let's hope my ISP doesn't kick me off again...
Principalpoop: the old in and out E? hehe
Merlyn: how could you be in the closet for an hour when we just saw you?
llanwydd: hi elayne
Chatterbox: Elayne hello there
XenoTweenia: Indiana State Police after you again?
Principalpoop: Idaho
Chatterbox: I am otherwise known as Tom Thornton with the butcher
Elayne: Hello Chatterbox!
XenoTweenia: My own priviate Indiana
llanwydd: seriously, we need to plan a group creative effort.
Chatterbox: Posted on your blog
Elayne: Tween, Indiana wants me, lord I can't go back there...
Principalpoop: tommy ray thornton?
XenoTweenia: A potato fast food place on The Strip (UT) in Austin was called "My Own Private Idaho"
Bambi: hi E!
cease: thanks for the condolences, elayne
Chatterbox: Stevie Billy Bob Thornton
llanwydd: who?
Chatterbox: Billy Bob is my cousin
Elayne: So one of my blog buddies just posted about the Abkhazian stamps. I might get rid of a few more of those after all!
Bambi: was uploading some stuff for a website
Principalpoop: no, ray von
XenoTweenia: If you have time clem, how about Boom Dot Bust?
cease: good for you, el
Principalpoop: hi bambi, wb
Elayne: Cat, I wish I were there to give you a hug in person.
llanwydd: well, billy bob danny fob thornton or whoever he is
cease: thanks, el
XenoTweenia: LOL Chatter - let's put up a statute!
Bambi: thanks .. wb to princep too ... storms over for now?
cease: i want to go to nyc next year about this time.
Principalpoop: yes, just rain now, the new houses across the valley are still dark, hehe
Chatterbox: Elayne you live in NYC?
Bambi: lol
Principalpoop: coming towards you, they were strong
llanwydd: so what you folks listening to now that tvornotv is over
Elayne: Yes Chatterbox.
Principalpoop: old dear friends coming on now llan
Dexter Fong: llan: Dear Friends rare (according to clem) material
Chatterbox: That has gotta be tough. I don't know if I could stand it!
cease: all firesing is rare material, dex
Dexter Fong: Well done, Cat
Principalpoop: some is medium rare, never over done
Chatterbox: Visited there 2 or 3 times. It takes it outta you
llanwydd: I used to have "Dear Friends".
cease: if it aint cooked, i dont eat it
Elayne: Well, here in Bronkers it's almost like living in a suburb, so it's not that bad.
llanwydd: I'm looking for another copy of it
Chatterbox: You now have NO FRIENDS ho ho
XenoTweenia: You don't eat suzhi?
Principalpoop: all my friends became insurance salesmen
cease: can you have friends if you're dead?
ah,clem: these are a few selected episodes that were not included in the 4 album set
llanwydd: royt
XenoTweenia: (sorry cease, just finished watching Jonny Yune in "They Call Me Bruce" ;)
cease: i would move to a universe where sushi didnt exist, if i could
XenoTweenia: lol
cease: flick? tv?
Chatterbox: The dead are people too except for Phil Lesh
ah,clem: you know John Prine too, eh, PP?
llanwydd: I only had the 2-album Columbia release
cease: aha, clem
Principalpoop: ahh, if you knew sushi like i know sushi, oh oh oh what a doll
XenoTweenia: Cease play the old Yes tune, "Don't Kill The Whale", please....
Chatterbox: John Prine is mighty fine
ah,clem: indeed
Principalpoop: you have no complaint ah, clem, you are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
Elayne: In Japan they're now breeding non-poisonous fugu.
llanwydd: I don't know if I have tormato or anything from it
Elayne: I ask you, where's the fun in that?
Chatterbox: Sam Stone, has there ever been a better song written?
cease: when hitching in southern japan, i was once fed whale blubber. it didnt happen again
ah,clem: better, perhaps, sadded, no way
llanwydd: tormato is a good album
ah,clem: sadder
Chatterbox: Hello In THere makes you cry
cease: i lived in japan for far too long
XenoTweenia is reminded of Kevin Kline in "A Fish Called Wanda"
llanwydd: there is no such thing as a bad yes album
llanwydd: just a weaker one
Principalpoop: i am an old woman, my old man is another child grown old
XenoTweenia: Tormato isn't one of their bet, but it isn't bad
Chatterbox: No bad Yes, right"
Principalpoop: 90125
XenoTweenia: There's a Japanese master of YesShows that you should have if you're a Yes fan
Chatterbox: No bad Bad Company, yes?
XenoTweenia: Moraz on some tunes, Wakeman on others
ah,clem: angel from montgomery PP
Principalpoop: yes
XenoTweenia: Mmmmmm Bonnie Raitt
Principalpoop: woke up this morning, put on my slippers
Chatterbox: Six O'Clock News was great
llanwydd: next time you are in the state of new york, you must try a restaurant called "The Mikado" in Glens Falls
llanwydd: just thought I'd mention it
cease: the idea of News being Great is hard to swallow
Principalpoop: why did glen fall?
Chatterbox: I saw Prine a few years ago and he was beyond great
cease: news is almost always bad
ah,clem: the whole first album was amazing, and he (John) completed that project at 21.
cease: as falls glen, so falls glen falls
llanwydd: well, that's an ancient question. a parable
Principalpoop: the witchitall lineman
Chatterbox: Norman Fell right over
Merlyn: no, two ancient questions would be a pair o' bull
cease: what is beyond great, chatter? what would you compare it to, outisde of music?
Principalpoop: a pare of docks
ah,clem: hello in there is one of my favs, as I get very emotional when I sing it
Chatterbox: Prine is beyond Pluto
Principalpoop: same with me for donald and lydia ah, clem
XenoTweenia: 5 O'Clock World sung by Hal Ketchum isn't bad
cease: out there with bill haley?
Dexter Fong: There's nothing like a Prine number
ah,clem: once had tears streaming down my face at a show I did in williamsburg, due to that tune
llanwydd: I remember listening to "the witchita lineman" with my grandparents in their chevy impala on our way from new jersey to my grandpa's old home in southern virginia
Chatterbox: Prine has written sooo many good songs. Up there with Dylan
cease: Dr Ooort Cloud Pizza?
cease: i dont know prine's work, chatter
llanwydd: cloud pizza? whuzzat?
cease: i do recall hearing sometig by hi on the radio in early 70s. it was very good indeed
Dexter Fong: Try our NEW Event horizon Deep dish pizza, you'll eat forever
ah,clem: and the "as the cafe` was closing" comes to mind often now,
llanwydd: a great cloud of pork!
Dexter Fong: or till you burst
Merlyn: hold the supernova
Chatterbox: He is very very good. I got most of his stuff (all?)
XenoTweenia: LOL Dex
cease: dont you uhave dr. oortka's pizza in yuour tonw/ amazing frozne pizza from europe
XenoTweenia: Bursting at the Seams, are you Dex?
Principalpoop: hold the quasar anchovies please
Chatterbox: Great guy too.
cease: it you cant get a slice of pizza, you're in the wrong city
Bambi: LOL Clem
llanwydd: lol dex
cease: oetker?
ah,clem: yes, John is so insightful
cease: thge spelling aludes me, as usual
Elayne: Chatterbox, are you Russ in real life? Just curious?
Chatterbox: Elayne, you still looking for a job?
llanwydd: what would you eat at this time of the night?
Elayne: I am, Chatterbox.
Bambi: can hold ANY KIND OF ANCHOVIES please lol
Chatterbox: No Russ.
Elayne: Ah, okay then.
Merlyn: hold the extra-terrestrial anchovies
Chatterbox: And I AIN'T in real life!!!
llanwydd: flat thing with eyes
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
ah,clem: as I pointed out, he recorded original tunes about things old folks are lucky to understand, at 21 years old
Merlyn: they have too many eyes
Elayne: Russ sounds interesting, and I think he's a Firesign fan, so maybe he'll show up any day now...
Principalpoop: i have an mp3 of prine singing you are my sunshine with dylan and johnny cash
Bambi: hey Merlyn
XenoTweenia: Prine, clem?
ah,clem: yes
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'überRegenbogen', just granted probation at 10:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
XenoTweenia: Jackson Browne was like that
Principalpoop: there must be others they sang at some concert
Chatterbox: I was heavily into FT in high school. We had our own cult of fans
XenoTweenia: Big fan of Browne
Elayne: Is anyone here from the Minneapolis area? Here's Russ' website but I've never heard any of his stuff: http://www.rockingjamboree.com/
XenoTweenia: Ÿber!
Principalpoop: ahh JB
cease: this is amaizing stuff, clem
llanwydd: who am I?
cease: that would be merlyn
ah,clem: he finished the first (and most noted) album at 21
Chatterbox: Still love all the guys. Greatest audio comedy ever, can I get an Amen?
Principalpoop: who were you before llan?
Elayne: A-women!
Merlyn: I am in St. Paul
Dexter Fong: Oy mein
ah,clem: thanks Cat, thought ya might like it
Chatterbox: Aaayyyyy women
XenoTweenia: Can we get an a-women?
llanwydd: I liked the first jackson browne album but that was about it
XenoTweenia: E beet me too it
Bambi: Chatterbox ... so be it.
Elayne: Brian, have you ever heard of Rusty's Rocking Jamboree? I guess it's a local TV show?
ah,clem: lol
Principalpoop: i pity the fool, quote from a-team
Chatterbox: I love women more than FT, heresy
Dexter Fong: llan: Late for the Sky was IMHO a great album
Chatterbox: HER Essy
Principalpoop: saturate before using, wow
Elayne: What's all this about my essy?
Merlyn: Haven't heard of him E
überRegenbogen: me? or is there another Brian in here?
Chatterbox: Was Jackson Brown?
Chatterbox: Browne?
Bambi: ah, A-Team ... great fun
llanwydd: my next door neighbor, who was about 2 years older than me, was really into the Late for the Sky album
Elayne: Ah, okay Brian, thanks. Yes Uber, Merlyn is Brian in the real life that Chatterbox doesn't have.
Merlyn: looks like he does live shows around town
Chatterbox: A-Hole team was good
Merlyn: "I'm Brian and so is my wife"
XenoTweenia: biab
Principalpoop: wrong chat chatterbox hehe
Chatterbox: Cheap humor. Anybody got a nickle?
überRegenbogen: a-hole team sounds like a dirty movie
ah,clem: giant lizzards getting into high voltage wires, think I saw that movie last night...
Principalpoop: a hole is just a cave on its side
llanwydd: Chatterbox, are you a newer user of our chat room or have you been around awhile?
cease: great line in planet proctor. reporter asks woman how shes been married for 70 years. she says cuz we're both in love with the same man
Chatterbox: What did Mr. T stand for?
Elayne: Hey mister, I got a nickel, wait for me!
Chatterbox: Never been here. Knew about it for a long while
cease: we'll always wait for you, el
überRegenbogen: Tyrone, afaik
ah,clem: tiberious
ah,clem: or was that kurk's middle name?
llanwydd: cool
Principalpoop: tuberous
überRegenbogen: which i think he won't (or at least wouldn't) answer to
Principalpoop: the ous of a tuber
überRegenbogen: James Tubercule Kirk?
cease: not one of the better emperors
Bambi: that's Tiberious LOL
Chatterbox: What was Sulu's first name
Dexter Fong: Lulu
überRegenbogen: Meanwhile the T in Riker's name is for Thomas
Chatterbox: His wife was Lulu Sulu
überRegenbogen: should i be worried that i know that?
cease: lol
Chatterbox: Ahhh shucks beat me!
llanwydd: the tuberculists versus the antiseptics
ah,clem: James Tiberious Kirk as far as I remember, but not worth worrying about as (he does not know this) is a fictional charachter.
überRegenbogen: Sulu's name is in my head somewhere; but it's not recalling
Chatterbox: Naw Star Trek is real Next Generation was fiction
Principalpoop: there is no T in Riker...
Elayne: Uber, you talkin' about George Takei?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood give uber this lithium crystal
||||||||| Catherwood brings uber this lithium crystal.
Chatterbox: Star Search was real American Idol is fiction
XenoTweenia: Bambi was just talking about buying Riker's Island earlier today
Principalpoop: which one decided he was gay?
Dexter Fong: Wait catherwood, it's been died
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Dexter Fong and queries "Someone mention my name?"
Bambi: LOL There ya go: "Chatterbox: Naw Star Trek is real Next Generation was fiction"
Elayne: Here's one of my favorite Takei bits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hgg_qsU-8E
überRegenbogen: Scotty's first name is Montgomery—which begs the question: when the Enterprise is doing warp 9, is Scotty giving it a full Monty?
Chatterbox: Poop Sulu was gay in real life
ah,clem: ...
cease: lol bogen
llanwydd: yeah, did you mention catherwood's name, dex?
||||||||| Catherwood ignores llanwydd
XenoTweenia: Or Ellis Island.... I forget which
Chatterbox: Data was kinda gay
Principalpoop: ahh ok, it could have been the rooskie, one of the guys on the front panel
cease: and still is
überRegenbogen: Elayne, i meant the character's name
Elayne: Why we didn't all realize Takei was gay the minute we saw him shirtless and brandishing a sword, I'll never know.
Bambi: he's giving it THE full Monty for sure...not sure about "a full monty" though lol
ah,clem: data was a figment of your immagination
Elayne: Uber, I think his character's first name began with an "H."
Chatterbox: Ha Elayne...exactly!
Elayne: Hidari, Hideki, something like that.
Principalpoop: chekoff the list
Dexter Fong: Harveywallbanger?
Bambi: it's cuz he always was showing interest in Uhura
XenoTweenia: A fig newton of your imagination...
Elayne: I love his writing, he doesn't update his eponymous blog that often but when he does it's always a treat.
Bambi: and other 'ladies' on the ship
cease: star trek's only yuil mishima
überRegenbogen looks it up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikaru_Sulu
Elayne: My favorite post of his was one he did about returning to the internment camp where he lived as a child.
Elayne: There you are, Hikaru. I remembered the "H"!
Chatterbox: We ALL had an interest in Uhura!
cease: martin luther king convinced her to remain on the show. who else has a resume like that
überRegenbogen: i had my eye on Rand
ah,clem: I didn't
Chatterbox: There were some very hot women on Star Trek
Principalpoop: nurse whats her name was hot
XenoTweenia: Hari Haikui???
Elayne: Anyone get the most recent issue of the Star Trek comic put out by IDW? Dorothy Fontana wrote it. Pretty good too.
XenoTweenia: Only 12 bottles of saki...
ah,clem: rand was an attention getter
cease: thats why it stayed on theair i suspect, chatter
Chatterbox: Oh yeah. Lots of hot guest stars too
llanwydd: so folks, where's the best restaurant in the world?
Elayne: I think she was like the story editor on the original series, something like that.
cease: i realy enjoyed your coverage of the comic convention, el
Chatterbox: Chappel who was married to Gene Rodenberry
Elayne: Llan, I'm sure it's somewhere in Cat's neighborhood. :)
Elayne: Thanks, Cat. The ComicMix column seemed to interest a lot of folks.
XenoTweenia: I heard ayn Rand and Randi Rhodes were seen together
llanwydd: not a bad surmise, elayne
überRegenbogen: i liked the way her legs stuck out of her skirt
Elayne: Ayn Randi Rhodes?
Chatterbox: Is Randi Rhodes back on the air?
überRegenbogen: aaak! not that Rand!
llanwydd: I was in your neighborhood recently, elayne
llanwydd: I guess you knew
ah,clem: ...
Elayne: How was the audition, Llan?
XenoTweenia: Yeah, she is, chatter
Principalpoop: at the end of rue de chez reuben in charlotte amalie st thomas virgin island llan
llanwydd: very ill-favored
llanwydd: but not my fault
Elayne: Oh, I'm sorry to hear it.
llanwydd: and I am rescheduling it
llanwydd: they forgot about me
Chatterbox: Just want you all to know I am a Democrat, don't hold it against me
Elayne: Well, but you wasted your time, unfortunately. That's how I've felt about a few of the interviews I've had. :)
XenoTweenia: Randi Rhodes - http://www.novamradio.com/live/
llanwydd: they didn't remember my scheduled audition
llanwydd: so I have to go back again
cease: you listen to her there, tween? any good?
llanwydd: but I may only have to go as far as albany next time
ah,clem: ...
cease: no job yet, el?
Principalpoop: she left for calling hillary a bitch right?
Bambi: Everyone's political affiliation or lack thereof is their own business and no one else's. So why would anyone hold it against you?
Elayne: Nothing yet, Cat.
XenoTweenia: Haven't tried it yet, cease
cease: alas
XenoTweenia: Just saw the new link
Dexter Fong: Cat: Wonder if this is the ?lost? Dear Friends episode entitled "The Racoon"
XenoTweenia: But I like Mike Malloy as well
XenoTweenia: might work
Chatterbox: I live in Florida and I have an Obama sticker on my car. I may be shot soon.
cease: i wish her well. maron has been in her slot couple days this week and hes a fave
cease: i suspect not, chatter
Principalpoop: which part of florida?
cease: or shot for other reasons
Elayne: Need to go, shoulder bothering me again. Next week.
||||||||| Around 10:19 PM, Elayne walks off into the sunset...
cease: by el
Chatterbox: Guys in cars with union jacks follow me
Principalpoop: some counties still have signs up telling negroes not to let the sun set on them
XenoTweenia: Be well and happy, E :-)
Dexter Fong: Elayne never let's the door hit her in the ass =))
Principalpoop: good luck E
Chatterbox: Remember the scene in Walking Tall? Could happen to me.
XenoTweenia: Guys with stars an pubs, follow me...
cease: perhaps they suspect your revolutionary tendencies.
ah,clem: good night E!
cease: call the hessians!
Chatterbox: My revolting tendancies
überRegenbogen: i assume that you mea confederate flags
Principalpoop: florida spends more on prisons than schools, makes a certain kind of sense...
XenoTweenia: stars & pubs?
XenoTweenia: lol
ah,clem: (maybe she will read the cheese log)
XenoTweenia: ah, _that's_ what they meant lol
Chatterbox: I am originally from Michigan. They hate feringners even more
Principalpoop: it is the thought that counts
XenoTweenia: biab
Dexter Fong: Uber: No, Union Jack..buncha brit skinheads settled in FLA
überRegenbogen: in alabama the call floridians "southern yankees"
Chatterbox: I need to chew more Red Man and watch NASCAR
cease: i dont think ive heard this before
überRegenbogen is also originally from Michigan
cease: i am a foreigner
ah,clem: said it was rare, Cat
Chatterbox: Forgiener never made a bad album
Principalpoop: i was arrested in michigan, they thought i was an organizer of a commie demonstration, about 77
Dexter Fong: Cat: Think this is a ?missing? DF episode entitled "The Raccoon
Chatterbox: forgeiner ah crappe
überRegenbogen: at some level i still consider myself a michigander (i always declined the oh so dorky sounding "michiganian")
cease: wow
Chatterbox: Michiganite
XenoTweenia: Foreigner was really good rock for the time
Chatterbox: Florida is nice if you like bugs and retirees
XenoTweenia: Not so sure about the songwriters ;)
ah,clem: michigander is the common term in MI
Principalpoop: i cannot think of any of their songs, i must know them
überRegenbogen: apparently the official Alabama term is alabamians—which i find equally dorky, and favour "alabaman"
XenoTweenia: They had a few really good ones, and the rest was filler (imho)
Principalpoop: crackers
XenoTweenia: Great fast driving music ;)
cease: bahama mama, great fusion tune
XenoTweenia: as long as they're Animal Crackers ;)
Chatterbox: Crackers is correct. Graham and saltines
XenoTweenia: can you hum a few pubs, cease?
überRegenbogen: yes, "michigander" is still common. but the bozos in the legislature about 15 years ago decided upon "michiganian" [grumble]
Principalpoop: animals in my soup
Chatterbox: Wasnt Graham and Saltines a vaudville act?
cease: had graham cracker coated halibut at a restaurant a few days ago, amazing. picture on my blog, which is at www.seemrealland.blogspot,cim
XenoTweenia: No, that Graham, Saltines and Nash...
cease: this was from the bad beatles, right
Principalpoop: link is bad
Chatterbox: Ha
cease: i hated this shit
überRegenbogen: my basic reaction was "f that" :)
Dexter Fong: The songs every 15 min or so, Cat??
XenoTweenia: I want the Pat Boone version of "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" lol
Chatterbox: Parsley Sage Rosemary Clooney and Tyme
cease: www,seenrealland.blogspot.com
XenoTweenia: lol chatter
Principalpoop: i have you in my favorites, bambi too, i should surf there again
Dexter Fong: Tyme Daly
cease: u think i used comma instead of aperiod there
Principalpoop: torturing us cat
cease: once more, www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
Principalpoop: teasing us
Dexter Fong: The appearance of the comma is aperiodic
XenoTweenia: blog not found
cease: i can type about as well as i can speak japanese
XenoTweenia: A perodic table, dear friends....
überRegenbogen: didn't work with a period, either
Bambi: well, you might enjoy the little rhyme I did a few days ago lol
Chatterbox: Xeno T are you related to Zeno who used to play for the Giants?
XenoTweenia: They laughed at you in Nihon?
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
überRegenbogen sits at the periodical table
cease: ok i'll paste and copy
Principalpoop: ahh geez cat, my condolances
XenoTweenia: Actually, the Everly's were quite good in the mid-80s
Dexter Fong: Cat: He's realted to Xena, Queen of Santa Monica
XenoTweenia: serious Nashville rock :)
Bambi: http://www.bambismusings.com for those who don't have my blog's addy
Dexter Fong: Meant Chat
überRegenbogen: /me cuts XenoTweenia in half
ah,clem: bambi doing poetry?
Principalpoop: my sympathy, words cannot do anything, but i offer my sympathy
XenoTweenia: Buddy Emmons on steel, Lonnoe Londin (Elvis) on drum
cease: http://www.seemrealland.blogspot.com/
überRegenbogen: oops. i slipped again
XenoTweenia: t some really fine musicians from Nashville in the 80's ;)
Bambi: well, let's just say, I butchered a nursery rhyme
Bambi: lol
cease: thank you, poop
XenoTweenia spilts into 4, then 8, then...
Dexter Fong: Mary had a little lamb, it's chops were mighty fine?
Principalpoop: mother goose turning over in her kettle?
Chatterbox: Nashville cats play clean as country water
cease: i was hesitant to mention, but i'd mentioned is rapidly declining health previously
Dexter Fong: Her Ghetto
ah,clem: I don't need a blog, I have 2 radio shows a week to screw up
XenoTweenia: Nursery Crime?
Bambi: Now I see why Tween chose that name ... he wanted to multiply at will!
Bambi: hehehe
XenoTweenia: I was into Zeppelin, Yes, ELP, Eagles, Poco - hey, you wanna mix country?
XenoTweenia: 8 years later lol
ah,clem: the sexual implications of that are scary
Dexter Fong: Xano: What about the NRPS
XenoTweenia: Like 'em
Principalpoop: i was dazed and confused
XenoTweenia: Asleep At The Wheel still plays at a small dance hall in Austin
Dexter Fong: Poop: Everyone was dazed and confused
ah,clem: you can't forget the new riders, or were you really that stoned?
cease: i hope they awake for the show
Chatterbox: My Baby Thinks Shes A Train a classic
Dexter Fong: New riders< Winona and Mitch?
Principalpoop: i saw this week that eric clapton made some racist bastard statements at some concert, i cannot listen to him the same way again
Bambi: does anyone really attend a small dance hall in Austin when a dead person is playing (asleep at the wheel)?
XenoTweenia: New Riders never crossed the stage, but a guitar player for the Eagles did
ah,clem: purple sage
Chatterbox: Callback Dexter!
ah,clem: duh
XenoTweenia: Bernie Laudon was playing for New Grass Revival
Chatterbox: What did Clapton say?
Dexter Fong: afk
Principalpoop: that album cover is an icon
XenoTweenia: Heck, Willie shows up at The Broken Spoke sometimes
Principalpoop: standard tripe about needing to keep england pure...
cease: clapton racist? if the world were only white people, he'd never have a career
ah,clem: is our principal a ni?
XenoTweenia: Waylon Jennings band rather humbled my opiniong of 'Country Music'
XenoTweenia: Leadon (sorry, Bernie)
Principalpoop: and it was right after he made money singing I shot the sheriff
Principalpoop: yassir master ah, clem
XenoTweenia: opinioning, that is
ah,clem: eric would have not said anything like that unless he thought it was funny
cease: i have some video from japanese tv show of him playing that at a concertr in tokyo
Principalpoop: we can ask stones
cease: of guitar plahying i've ever seen
Chatterbox: George Terry lives right down the rode from here in Florida Sebring Florida
cease: if i posted it to youtube, would he sue me?
Principalpoop: i love his music, and voice and guitar
cease: Best piece of guitar playing
Chatterbox: Terry Co-Wrote Lay Down Sally. He rolls in royalties to this day
ah,clem: he learned much of his trade from black blues men, no way he is racist
XenoTweenia: Leadon was on the 'On The Border' and 'One Of These Nights' albums. Who Walsh replaced.
Chatterbox: Is anyone in the Blue Man Group black?
Principalpoop: i would not make it up ah, clem, he wanted england to be white
Bambi: princep ... read the Controversy section on Eric Clapton on wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Clapton
XenoTweenia: Nashville was an education ;)
XenoTweenia: That would be racially offensive, Chatter
Chatterbox: But cross color interesting
ah,clem: england, fine, but what of bamalama
Dexter Fong: CHat: No, but the Black man group has the blues
Dexter Fong: and what about Ding Dong
Principalpoop: that paragraph nicely presents my understanding
XenoTweenia: U r Engrish, clem?
Chatterbox: Rama Lama Ding Dong
cease: so should i post the song on youtube or not?
Bambi: if you choke a smurf, what color would it turn? (JeffDunHAM.com)
cease: best piece of music i've ever heard.
XenoTweenia: As well as the Brits in 1775, Dex
cease: tv show is long gone
cease: early 80s
Chatterbox: Dalai Lamma Ding Dong
Principalpoop: i had no idea about that controversy before this week, it astounded me
XenoTweenia: I vote Chatter royal muse
Chatterbox: I try to muse
Principalpoop: a muse if you must
Bambi: well, read about it on wikipedia ... hard to believe he would say something racial with his history.
Chatterbox: A muse and B muse
XenoTweenia: You're trying to be a kitty cat?
cease: sounds like a good place to plug my play about the next dalai lama. starring most of the firesign theatre. yyours to enjoy at www.seemreal.com
XenoTweenia: lol
XenoTweenia: biab
cease: i hope i thpeed that right
Dexter Fong: Good timing Cat =))
cease: oh yes, the play is called Red Shift
cease: dex is in it too
Chatterbox: Is Cat the famous Cat Smrel (SP) I am curious and yellow
cease: elayne and her hsuband, merl, many ohters
cease: c'est moi
Dexter Fong: Yes Folks, a simple red shift worn with these kicky spike heels and a halfmillion euros worth of jewels says you are something special
Chatterbox: Merle Travis?
Dexter Fong: whew..long ay for that
cease: ive only been famous for my odd skin colour when i lived in japan
Principalpoop: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_Against_Racism gosh, david bowie too
Chatterbox: So you cease are Cat S?
Bambi: yep
cease: yes
Principalpoop: huh?
Chatterbox: Oh ok. I know your name and some of your fame!
Dexter Fong: But do you know his game?
Bambi: they have been part of that since the 70s (1976 to be exact)
Chatterbox: Danger is his game, I would wager
Chatterbox: Nick Danger ho ho
Principalpoop: a walking reference source
XenoTweenia: 1976?? The Buy-Centennial?
Dexter Fong: He steps on the scales, puts a slug in the machine...weight; 460 pounds, Fortune; None
Chatterbox: I am a walking stick
XenoTweenia: They made me step on the scales
Principalpoop: a thinking reed?
überRegenbogen: Cat? we have lots of those here.
cease: i hpe you have more than one stick, chatter
Dexter Fong: I am a praying mantis, close cousin to the stick
XenoTweenia: had to make halibut wine
Principalpoop: how do you do that? take it out of the fish tank?
cease: i love both halibut and wine, but halibut wine i shall spend my live avoidiing
Dexter Fong: Did you withold affection from it?
Chatterbox: I left my stick at Stuckeys
XenoTweenia: lol cease
Principalpoop: in stuckey
Merlyn: I left my hat in haiti
Dexter Fong: I found my stick at the Comedy klub
cease: theres a line in neal amid, neal says something about the hat in manhattan
Chatterbox: Anybody remember Nat Stuckey?
XenoTweenia: Recommended movie - "Idiocracy" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
cease: do it, clem
Chatterbox: I heard about Idiocracy
cease: i saw it, tween
Principalpoop: do it again, harder harder
Dexter Fong: NP Clem, I'm already parked and locked and no longer responsible
XenoTweenia: Not a great movie, cease, but should be required viewing on the Fox channel ;)
Chatterbox: Is it a Dubya movie?
Principalpoop: 1971 lordy lordy
überRegenbogen: Idiocracy is in my in box awaiting viewing
Bambi: LOL
XenoTweenia: You're clipping, clem
Chatterbox: Uh oh...movie in yer box
Chatterbox: Stand by
ah,clem: ...
Principalpoop: in through the out door was a fun book
Dexter Fong: I believe I have a copy of the "Laugh Along News" broadcast
Chatterbox: Led Zep album?
XenoTweenia: In the eeeeeeevning................
XenoTweenia: Yamaha CS-80
Chatterbox: Hot Dog
Dexter Fong: ..round about sun dooooooooooowwwn
Principalpoop: what book am I thinking about?
überRegenbogen: i'd prefer moving in her box
überRegenbogen hides
Principalpoop: wrong chat uber
Principalpoop: hehe
XenoTweenia: The antelope, please...
ah,clem: probably just got a little too close to the stupid computer mic
||||||||| "10:53 PM? 10:53 PM!!" says Catherwood, "überDuckie should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as überDuckie enters and sits on the couch.
Dexter Fong: You can hide uber but you can't run
ah,clem: this is a remote
ah,clem: no fancy effects
XenoTweenia: Quack!
Principalpoop: uber disco duck
überDuckie: hey, that was supposed to opne in a tab, so i could exit the other one
Dexter Fong: Told you you cant run
||||||||| XenoTweenia says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, XenoTweenia exits at 10:54 PM.
Principalpoop: forget tab, get fresca
Dexter Fong: But if you try real hard, you can boogie
||||||||| Outside, the 10:54 PM downtown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving ŸberTween coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Principalpoop: wb ut
ŸberTween: ;)
Dexter Fong: u2 yt
Chatterbox: I am nearly out of witty barbs
ah,clem hears echos of staying alive
Dexter Fong: Try a worn
||||||||| überRegenbogen is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:55 PM.
ŸberTween: But, so many fish...
cease: hi duckie
Principalpoop: ahh, you need a new one of those things that holds arrows..
Bambi: wow, did you get caught in the smoking bus' exhaust there ŸberTween?
Chatterbox: Can anybody mail me some wire?
Principalpoop: a quiver, i'm all a quiver
ŸberTween: Pierce Arrows?
cease: where's groucho when we need him?
ah,clem: pluck the duck, what do we have to lose?
ŸberTween: lol Bambi
Principalpoop: don't leave in a huff, take a minute and huff if you want
Dexter Fong: Saw a PBS program l;ast night about bill fish, marlin, sword etc..they filmed baby sail fish, about an inch or two long with little teensy tiny bills
ŸberTween me thinks Groucho is twiddling his cigar at all of this ;)
überDuckie: i wish my bills were tinier
Principalpoop: mice have small balls because most of them cannot dance
cease: i think you're right, tween
Bambi: don't forget the eye brows too when you mention the twiddling cigar
ah,clem: wish my bills were worth more
cease: better tiny bills than tiny balls
Dexter Fong: anbd what was one is five
ŸberTween: FST has a reall good barber for that, UD :)
Principalpoop: the duck asked the pharmacist to put the chapstick on his bill
Dexter Fong: Hitler mice only have one ball
Bambi: unfortunately you like live in a country with a shrinking dollar... to bad but there it is.
Chatterbox: Hitler mice!
ŸberTween: That's on porpoise, Dex
Chatterbox: Mussolini gerbels!
Dexter Fong: Thought it was just for the halibut
ah,clem: wish I could remember the deetails of the mouse ball cleaning instructions from IBM, was not meant to be funny, but it was
||||||||| ŸberTween runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's ŸberTween?! It's 10:59 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
cease: whre art spiegelman when we need him
Principalpoop: viaduct, why not?
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies BiggusTweenus in through the front door at 10:59 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Principalpoop: ahoy biggus
Chatterbox: Biggus?
cease: theres no probllem duct tape cant solve
BiggusTweenus: Yo thfrink my name iss phuny?
Chatterbox: Or Big Gus?
Chatterbox: Naw my FACE is funny
BiggusTweenus thinks Chatter has seen "Day At The Races"
Principalpoop: jack nicklaus, or arnold palmer, anyway, his wife told some tv commentator that she kisses his balls for good luck before matches
Bambi: here ya go Clem: http://www.tomshardware.com/forum/189541-28-keeping-balls-clean
Chatterbox: Monty Python
BiggusTweenus: Fungus?? not much...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: negroid, mongoloid, overloid
Chatterbox: Fun Gus
Dexter Fong: Wonder what time it is
Principalpoop: the fungus among us
überDuckie: that's almost worse than the Python name that it refers to
BiggusTweenus: But, mine are duck pins...
cease: so does stephen hawking, dex
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, what time is it
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's exactly 11:01 PM!"
Chatterbox: What is Steven Hawking these days?
ah,clem: scrolled by too fast, Bambi
cease: he ran over my foot once on the way to the smoked salmon
Bambi: http://www.tomshardware.com/forum/189541-28-keeping-balls-clean
BiggusTweenus: Probably still the smartest man on tyhe planet even if he's in a coma
ah,clem: post in #cni
cease: it was indeed the best smoked salmon one could eat
Chatterbox: I got a question is Bambi a woman?
BiggusTweenus: the planet
Chatterbox: I am nude here excuse me
Dexter Fong: No, A deer
cease: is pter bergman bald?
ah,clem: last time I checked, lol
Principalpoop: yes i need to expand my lines of text displayed
Chatterbox: Bambi, how do you type with hooves (hoofs)
ah,clem: she is my wife
cease: good for you, clem
überDuckie: just change the numlines= in the url
ah,clem: yes, Cat
ah,clem: it is
Chatterbox: Is Phil Proctor a gambler?
Bambi: lots of practice CB
BiggusTweenus: The Hoove? Praise The Hoove!!!
Principalpoop: i used configure
Merlyn: a gamboler
cease: me minus fumiyo is a negavie number
Principalpoop: i have not gambolled in years
cease: negative
Bambi: heard that Cat ... so you know how Clem and Bambi are then
Chatterbox: Austin Ossman Bergman Proctor and Oscar Gamble
cease: exactly, bam
Chatterbox: Anybody remember Oscar Gamble?
cease: onmly the name, chatter
Principalpoop: one of the cats on topcat?
BiggusTweenus: Phil Proctor and Jim Gamble? I could do that ;)
Chatterbox: He played for the White Sox. Had a large fro
BiggusTweenus would need a few hours with the Gamble ;)
cease: white sox game key scene in Neal Amid
Chatterbox: To and fro
BiggusTweenus: biab
cease: ivbe never been there, but would love to watch baseball in chicago
Chatterbox: The keybord player for Steppenwolf had a huge fro
Principalpoop: so did the guy on mod squad
Principalpoop: link
Chatterbox: Yeah Linc Hayes
Chatterbox: Could someone put up the link to the MS site?
Principalpoop: MS?
Principalpoop: ahh mod squad hehe
Chatterbox: Muscular Squad
Principalpoop: a free cow
überDuckie: i happened upon a clip of Hotline recently. monster 'fros
überDuckie: funny thing is that, at the time, they didn't seem strange at all
Chatterbox: Could someone put up a link to the sausage website?
überDuckie: Don Henley had some major froage in those days, too
Principalpoop: same with lambchop sideburns uber
BiggusTweenus: As they said in 1789, "Don't Tread On Our Wolves"
Chatterbox: Yes and the guy on Room 222...everybody here old like me?
überDuckie: my brother Clay had a big blonde fro for a while
Bambi: Multiple Sclerosis?
BiggusTweenus: OK, so they've got nice Coates....
BiggusTweenus: MI - the waster...
Bambi: Mississippi?
Chatterbox: Oh yeah..I meant Multiple....Squad
BiggusTweenus thinks Bambi doesn't know her Jack Poet VW commercials
Chatterbox: Don't know my diseases and I am a nurse too..shameful
überDuckie: the Multiple Squad?
BiggusTweenus: Multiple Identity - MI - the waster
Principalpoop: no nurse, i told you to prick his boil...
Chatterbox: MS link
Chatterbox: Don't boil the prick
überDuckie: perhaps ought not go into what they do
Chatterbox: Don't boil the sausage
BiggusTweenus: Jack Poet Volkswagen TV commercials - http://www.firesigntheatre.com/fstads/fstads_jp.html
überDuckie: don't prick the boil, either
BiggusTweenus: Bowl M Oil Company?
Chatterbox: Obama Rama Lama Hostess Ding Dong
überDuckie: i didn't get video on those. still need to look into that
BiggusTweenus: OK, chatter... you're on Obama's black list
Chatterbox: I was the head black sheep of my country
Principalpoop: yassir bah
Principalpoop: what destroys your memory?
BiggusTweenus: You have a bettery on your shoulder? lol
ah,clem: I can't remember...
Chatterbox: Deadly virus
Principalpoop: i used to know
Chatterbox: Ram thet memory with deadly virus
Chatterbox: In LA
BiggusTweenus: Ah, so you're wearing your Princess Plague Ribbon, chatter?
Chatterbox: Blue Lagoon Ribbon on draught
Principalpoop: pabst blue ribbon lite has less sand in it
BiggusTweenus: You'll need to get down to Ralph Spoilsport's New And Used Body Parts for that one, Chatter ;)
Principalpoop: i've gone deef
BiggusTweenus: What??
Chatterbox: Less sand or less filling?
ah,clem: feed back in a minute or 2, lost connect
Principalpoop: huh?
Principalpoop: ahh ok
ah,clem: sorry
Dexter Fong: '
Chatterbox: Less Nesman
Principalpoop: they were on a roll too, a kaiser from all the seeds I saw
Chatterbox: The classic Venus Flytrap promo, "Stay tuned for more music and Les Nessman"
Principalpoop: ahh music again
ah,clem: yes, WKRP
Principalpoop: very early fleetwood mac, very very early
BiggusTweenus: you should be ashamed, clem lol
Chatterbox: Classic stuff. WKRP
Principalpoop: isn't that nickie singing?
ah,clem: for what, Tweenus?
BiggusTweenus: leaving us like that lol
ah,clem: here, chew on this bone...
Principalpoop: yes, left in a lurch, i forgot to bring my lurchbox
BiggusTweenus: ruff
Chatterbox: Nick Knack Patty Whack
BiggusTweenus: do I have to 'digg it' 1st?
Chatterbox: Now THERE was a vaudeville team!
BiggusTweenus: No more FST?
BiggusTweenus (
ah,clem: naw, and burry it.
Merlyn: Here's a good BBC headline: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm
Principalpoop: i have not gnawwed in years
BiggusTweenus uses his hind paws
Principalpoop: nice tits there M
BiggusTweenus: Pignuts Stolen in Beri Beri?
Merlyn: I keep 'em warm too, PP
Chatterbox: Anybody here listen to the Firestone Theater?
Merlyn: no, but I buy Firesign tires
Principalpoop: they have the blimp?
Merlyn: fred flintstone listens to them
Principalpoop: Wilma!
BiggusTweenus: Yes Merl
Chatterbox: Its where the rubber meets the road. Road was a fine woman.
BiggusTweenus: LA Woman's gonna have to do...
Principalpoop: tiretracks all across your back, i can see you had your fun
Chatterbox: Any body remember Uni Roy and Al?
Chatterbox: Dubmest ad campaign ever
BiggusTweenus: Imus did a great bit calling a car rental service
BiggusTweenus: I'd like to rent a Shleby...
BiggusTweenus: How long? About one day
Principalpoop: michelin makes michelob
Chatterbox: dumbest
BiggusTweenus: How many miles? about 500
BiggusTweenus: when? around the end of May - would like to pick it up in Indianapolis
BiggusTweenus: and your name, sir? AJ Foyt
BiggusTweenus: Shelby
Principalpoop: of the new jersey foyts?
Chatterbox: I think I am going to pee and go to bed now..hope its not IN the bed again
Chatterbox: Anybody got Depends?
BiggusTweenus: latter, Chatter
Principalpoop: ciao chatterbox
Chatterbox: It has been cool...thank you all
Merlyn: hey tween, here's a guy who has Uni, Roy, and Al as part of his resume': http://www.weblawson.net/resume.html
Principalpoop: that lawson guy could not hold a job
BiggusTweenus: All I know is that they're holding a race in Indiana in a couple of weeks. _Qualifying_ is 220mph ;)
Principalpoop: at the brickyard?
BiggusTweenus: yep
Principalpoop: oops , the echo echo echo
BiggusTweenus: Indy 500
BiggusTweenus: Whaever people can do with 4 cylinders
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Chatterbox - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Bambi - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Merlyn: hey, see you next week people
Principalpoop: night M
BiggusTweenus: If they weren't in a big bowl, they'd be flying
||||||||| Merlyn departs at 11:40 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
BiggusTweenus: Thanks, Merl :)
Principalpoop: i hear you knocking
BiggusTweenus: That's the machine that goes, PING!
Principalpoop: oops too many packets dropped during that ping
BiggusTweenus: Let's drop some packets on Burma
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 11:44 PM, dragging Bambi by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
BiggusTweenus: and hope that they don't look like 'bouncing bettys' ;)
Principalpoop: wb bambi
BiggusTweenus: Don't Shoot!!
Bambi: thanks :D
BiggusTweenus: We were just playing cards in the aviary...
Bambi: sure! lol
Principalpoop: i had 2 doves up my sleeve
Bambi: brb
BiggusTweenus: Garcia has the Deal
Principalpoop: and a pigeon, well nevermind
BiggusTweenus: 'Time's Arrow' is probably my favorite STNG
ah,clem: ...
BiggusTweenus: STNG goes back and meets Mark Twain
Principalpoop: i like twain
BiggusTweenus: Whoopi Goldberg in the 1880s, pretty cool ;)
Principalpoop: STNG is a tv show?
BiggusTweenus: Data has no money. Someone is cursing losing a poker game. Data asks, "poker"?
cease: cool isood in july, bad in feb
Principalpoop: ahh ok ok
BiggusTweenus: Last time I heard, P lol
Principalpoop: i was thinking second city tv and saturday night live, lost
BiggusTweenus: Data meets Jack London
BiggusTweenus: It's not terrible
BiggusTweenus: Jack London is portrayed as a bit of an opportunist
Principalpoop: white fang made me cry
Principalpoop: i called all dogs fang for years
BiggusTweenus: Mark Twain tells jack London that he shoudl write about himself lol
BiggusTweenus: You idiot, those are my shoulders...
Principalpoop: fang is a good word
BiggusTweenus: Word!
BiggusTweenus: brb
Principalpoop: duke of madness mufflers, get a new robot
Principalpoop: spirit in the sky
Principalpoop: time flies with fun, i have had fun
Principalpoop: thanks keepers of the root!
Principalpoop: toad away
ah,clem: good night all
Principalpoop: not bad at all for being remote
ah,clem: tks
Principalpoop: wait, i have a nickle, wait for me, have a super week
||||||||| 11:58 PM -- Principalpoop left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
ah,clem: one day I will do it from the RV, (when the station can afford one)
||||||||| 11:58 PM -- ah,clem left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
BiggusTweenus: been fun, guys :-)
BiggusTweenus: if not Fun Gus
BiggusTweenus: until last time, again...
||||||||| At 11:59 PM, BiggusTweenus vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter Fong: '
||||||||| At 11:59 PM, cease vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter Fong: Just me and Cat ...whoops ther goes cat
Dexter Fong: Night Bambi and thank you clem for the rare material, well done
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Dexter Fong: Goodnight Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Until we meet again!"
Bambi: nytol
überDuckie: g'night
||||||||| At 12:06 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, überDuckie!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
überDuckie
überRegenbogen
ah,clem
Bambi
ŸberTween
BiggusTweenus
cease
Chatterbox
Dexter Fong
Elayne
Firebroiled
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
Principalpoop
Woody 1
XenoTweenia
URL References:
http://209.51.162.173:9534
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Clapton
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikaru_Sulu
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_Against_Racism
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm
www,seenrealland.blogspot.com
http://www.bambismusings.com
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/fstads/fstads_jp.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
http://www.indochef.com/indo_23.shtml
http://www.massrecipes.com/recipes/03/06/nasigoringfriedrice30959.html
http://www.novamradio.com/live/
http://www.rockingjamboree.com/
www.seemreal.com
www.seemrealland.blogspot,cim
http://www.seemrealland.blogspot.com/
www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
http://www.tomshardware.com/forum/189541-28-keeping-balls-clean
http://www.weblawson.net/resume.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hgg_qsU-8E



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