A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for June 12, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Firebroiled', just granted probation at 7:03 AM", then leaves hurriedly.
Firebroiled: This is Side Five.
Follow in your book and repeat after me
as we learn three new words in Turkish:

Towel . . . .

Bath . . . .

Border . . . .

May I see your passport, please?


Where can I see P . . .?
||||||||| Firebroiled says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Firebroiled exits at 7:05 AM.
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'ah,clem', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:55 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'a"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| ah,clem hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's ah,clem?! It's 8:57 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Tor Hershman enters at 8:59 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, June 12, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Tor Hershman: OH MY GOSH!!! The Rapture ISSSSSSSSSSS TRUE!
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dexter Fong gets out at 9:02 PM.
Tor Hershman: YIKES! Dex,. everyone but thee and moi hast been taken up!!!
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Tor
Tor Hershman: Forgive moi, Hey Zeus
Tor Hershman: Heck, Five-give moi.
Dexter Fong: Don't worry Tor. forst we get rid of Firebroiled
Dexter Fong: Don't worry Tor. forst we get rid of Firebroiled
Dexter Fong: Don't worry Tor. forst we get rid of Firebroiled
Dexter Fong: Don't worry Tor. forst we get rid of Firebroiled
Dexter Fong: Don't worry Tor. forst we get rid of Firebroiled
Tor Hershman: four times, too
Dexter Fong: Don't worry Tor. forst we get rid of Firebroiled
Dexter Fong: Don't worry Tor. forst we get rid of Firebroiled
Tor Hershman: errrrrrrrrrrrr, five
Dexter Fong: Don't worry Tor. forst we get rid of Firebroiled
Dexter Fong: Got get Fire's oversize script scrolled up
Tor Hershman: Do moi hear a bid of 9?
Dexter Fong: All done, All through, sold to Americans
Tor Hershman: Has anything happened to Clem, Dex?
||||||||| Catherwood ushers cease in through the front door at 9:05 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Tor Hershman: There's Firssign
Dexter Fong: Not as far as I know Tor, CNI is operating
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Cat
Dexter Fong: And if CNI is operating, the doctor....uh clem is on
cease: i show up just in time to hear clem
Dexter Fong: See
Tor Hershman: Yep
cease: this will be my first chat in 3 weeks i didnt have to leave early
||||||||| ah,clem tiptoes in around 9:06 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Fong: We read you 4x4 Clem
cease: also to watch lakers game, which hopefully they
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Clem
cease: they'll win
ah,clem: hi all
cease: it was actually better to eat with relatvies last thurs than watch them lose the first game of the finals
cease: hey clem
cease: i love the way you say the first part of your name, ah, clem
ah,clem: had a confused router last week, and was too tired to find the problem
cease: you have the firesign voice fadeaway down perfect
cease: speaking of food, any of you guys been to chicago?
ah,clem: thanks cat
Dexter Fong: Thgat's 'cause clem is a special person
Dexter Fong: Chicago, Hog Butcher to the world
Dexter Fong: City of the Broads
cease: anyone can memorize firesign albums. few can do the soft little things like that with any accuracy
cease: yeah only i dont think i'll be eating many hogs
Dexter Fong: Cat: YOu're Canadian..you'll be eating back bacon
cease: actually, i'm beginning my quest for the best possible food there at the end of aug, actually the labor day weekend
cease: http://www.theworlds50best.com/2008_list.html
Dexter Fong: Back Bacon is a sauce vinegrette with shallots, baby rutabags and miniature buffalo wings
Dexter Fong: in a sauce
cease: i have reservations at Alinea, the fastest rising restaurant on the list, as well as old standard Charlie Trotters
cease: maybe see a cub's game too
Dexter Fong: Trotters is an ephemism for "pig's feet"
cease: charlie keeps winning awards as the coutnry
cease: coutnry's best chef and the chef at Alinea just won the James Beard Award as the best us chef in 07
Dexter Fong: Fare?
Dexter Fong: Have either one of them bested "The Iron Chef"?
Dexter Fong: in a delicate cage of larks saliva
Dexter Fong: served lumberjack style
cease: that's just august. i'll be eating at the best restaurants in LA and Frisco in early dec, hopefully make it to the French Laundry (#1 in north america) in feb and then Per Se with you in May
Dexter Fong: I'll be ordering the Per Se Dovetaonsils
Dexter Fong: tonsils
cease: http://www.alinea-restaurant.com/
cease: check out the gallery before you look at the menus. it
cease: it's kinda lilke going to disneyland with your taste buds
Dexter Fong: Cat: Where do you get your restaurant info from?
cease: got new camera recently but doubt i'll be able to take pix that good
cease: i belong to an online foody cabal called egullet.org
cease: joined in 05.
cease: also read the book by the founder of the group, a new yorker who gave up law to review restauarants
Dexter Fong: Bon Appetivo, Cat
cease: also that first url, the san palagrino list
cease: i'll use michelin stars in france, but tnot north america or japan
Dexter Fong: What do those frogs know
Tor Hershman: he went from juris prudence to chewy porridge
||||||||| 9:18 PM: Elayne jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Dexter Fong: Tor: I think one of the raisins in that porridge just moved
Dexter Fong: Hey Elayne
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, El
Tor Hershman: Perhaps a displkaced California raisin
ah,clem: hi E!
ah,clem: slow night so far...
cease: http://forums.egullet.org/index.php?showtopic=66997
Elayne: Maybe it's the heat, Jimmy.
Dexter Fong: Tor: Do you refer to Don Brouhaha
cease: hi el. you sure look like you had a good time at that comics event
Tor Hershman: Haha
Dexter Fong: Elayne: INdeed...you looked well inked but slightly drawn
Tor Hershman: hahahahahaha
Elayne: I did, Cat! It took my mind off my unemployment. And it helped that at least one of the two floors was air conditioned.
Elayne: They're definitely my crowd.
cease: http://forums.egullet.org/index.php?showtopic=66997&st=1230
cease: wow, Fat Guy answered my question about a dish at Alinea.
Elayne: Cat, you would love the Art Fest, you might want to consider coming to NY for it next year.
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Does Robin have any interest in the upcoming movie, The Sp[irit?
Dexter Fong: Spirit
cease: he founded egullet. i feel profoundly honoured
cease: maybe he likes my foodie blog
Elayne: He says yes, Dex.
cease: i want to go to nyc in may, same as 3 years ago, el. weather should be nice, eh?
Dexter Fong: E: Thanks..Eisner was a breakthrough comic artist
Elayne: Rob's on the other end of the house at the moment, instead of next to me like he usually is.
cease: that would be like Eisner answer your questions about a comic
Elayne: Dex, I just hope Miller doesn't screw with Eisner's stuff too much.
Dexter Fong: E: YOu didn't leave him in the bath alone did you?
cease: lol dex
Elayne: Heh, no Dex, he's just in the living room watching something or other. Maybe he's listening to his iTunes. I have no idea.
cease: lakers leap off to a nice lead at game's beginning. that says nothing about how it will end, however
Elayne: May is usually good, Cat. Let me see when the Art Fest is next year...
cease: have you been to chicago, el?
Dexter Fong: E: YOu gotta worry most when they're too quiet
Dexter Fong: Cat: Don't worry, Laker will win 'cause it's all fixed
Elayne: Hmm, no idea, Cat. Yes, I've been to Chicago a number of times.
cease: i was last there in 55. i spending the last 4 days in august in some of its best restaurants
Elayne: I dropped acid in Chicago once. No, twice.
cease: the only tihng i remember about the 55 trip was all the red brick buildings and my large uncle lifting me up to see stuff at the big museum
Dexter Fong: E: Once on the North side, once on the South?
Elayne: That was the one acid trip in my life, and pretty much turned me off to the stuff.
Tor Hershman: I droped twi-ice once
cease: i think the dinner's i'll be eating will be closer to lsd than food
Elayne: Dex, once in the evening, then again a few hours after that, so it kind of had a cumulative effect. Not fun.
cease: i try never to drop ice cubes, except into my glass
Elayne: You really don't want to look at certain patterns of hotel carpets when you're on acid.
Dexter Fong: E: Too much ain't enough.....or so they say
Elayne: Gad, my stomach was aching for HOURS.
Tor Hershman: and puffy white clouds moving under the stars and moon.....Wow, it's just like Star Trek
Dexter Fong: He's dead Tor
cease: that may be my situation as well, el. i dont know if i can eat that much food several days in a row
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:28 PM, dragging Bambi by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Elayne: Are you going to a foodie thing in Chicago, then?
Tor Hershman: wait, let's move the two bedroon dressers sooooo the mirrors face each other and we can see FOREVER!
Dexter Fong: Now don't go all bulemic on us Cat
||||||||| Catherwood leads Merlyn in through the front door at 9:28 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Bambi: Hello Dear Friends :-)
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Bam
Elayne: Hey Brian! Hey Fran!
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Bambi and Merlyn
Merlyn: hey folks, talonnews.com finally endorse Papoon
cease: i'm going to visit a cousin who lives in ann arbor but used to live in chciago and wants to show me the town
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Merl
Bambi: Yaaaahhhhhhhooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
cease: she's the person in the first photo from West, from 2 weeks ago. a serious foody
Elayne: Cat, Chicago is definitely a gastronomical mecca. You should have a great time.
cease: hi bambi
Tor Hershman: Look, the news reporter is an alien now
Bambi: how's it going tonight?
cease: i want to try that deep dish pizza the city is famous for
Tor Hershman: Look "King Kong vs. Godzilla" is on channel 7
Dexter Fong: And the breaking story....Alienation sweeps the nation
cease: www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
cease: Aliena
Tor Hershman: Look, at the pickle loaf, it look like it's alive
||||||||| "9:30 PM? 9:30 PM!!" says Catherwood, "TheIncredibleTween should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as TheIncredibleTween enters and sits on the divan.
Bambi switches to Channel 7 ... wait a minute here! we don't have channel 7 here :-(
TheIncredibleTween: Don't make me Tweeny. You wouldn't like me when I'm Tweeny...
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, TIT
cease: try watching 3 and 4 at the same time
Dexter Fong: Hi Tween..glad to see your back in familiar nick territry
cease: hi tween
TheIncredibleTween: Hey Tor
Tor Hershman: How is TIT tonight?
Bambi: as the Tweenster, says Da, Da, Da, Da!
TheIncredibleTween: cease...
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Tweeny is russion
TheIncredibleTween: lol
TheIncredibleTween: Patrice Russion?
Tor Hershman: No wait, let's get every bottle in the house and make a bottle family
TheIncredibleTween: Keys for mahavishnu?
Bambi: well, that's just what Jeff Dunham's Super Hero Melvin says
Dexter Fong: But stay away from him if he starts saying nyet nyet nyet!
Bambi: lol
Tor Hershman: The girl on the magizine cover just winked at me
TheIncredibleTween: JL keeps trying to get me to watch Insanity
cease: you have Much better drugs than i do, tor
TheIncredibleTween: maybe after the chat tongight
TheIncredibleTween: tonight
Elayne: Zoicks - hi Tween!
Dexter Fong: Tor: It's just that fresnel lens they put over the eye
Tor Hershman: Window Pane, when back when
TheIncredibleTween: Yee gipes, it's E!
Tor Hershman: Look at the curtains, they're pulsating
Tor Hershman: Moving...
cease: tom paine for me
Tor Hershman: It's beautiful
||||||||| 9:35 PM: H. Stones jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Dexter Fong: If they're pulsating, it really is curtains....again
cease: now, they
cease: they're just shedding all their chemicals
Dexter Fong: Stones, glad to see you out of that closet
TheIncredibleTween: Hail and well-met, Stones
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, H
cease: on tonight's news, when you buy vinyl shower curtains, they're full of dangerous chemicals, which thankfully go away with use
H. Stones: Greetings one and all
Elayne: Evenin' Stones~
cease: hi stones
TheIncredibleTween: Not to mention new carpeting, cease
H. Stones: can you snort those shower curtains, cease ?
Tor Hershman: I took a shower and washed my ass AND THEN wursh my arse
TheIncredibleTween: Good to keep windows open as much as possible in modern homes
cease: not me. maybe somebody else. paul krassner perhaps
Dexter Fong: I make all of our shower curtains out of old used condoms...ive got almost 6 square inches done
Tor Hershman: Just hold a peanut butter cookie to your head and say - quintuple by-pass
Dexter Fong: took me 6 years
cease: wow, we're up by 20 in the first period.
cease: of course it is only the first
Tor Hershman: That ole fart that discovered LSD done lived to 100 and 2
H. Stones: clearly you dont get out much Fong
Dexter Fong: Cat: Told you it was in the "bag"
cease: largest lead in nba finals history
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'HoneySanchez', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:37 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
TheIncredibleTween: (Krassner)
Dexter Fong: Get out of what, Stones?
cease: hi honey
HoneySanchez: Hello ya'all
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Hon
H. Stones: Hi Honey, what you been up too ?
TheIncredibleTween: Evenin' Mz Honey
Elayne: Evenin' Honey!
Dexter Fong: Honey, you're finally home!!
TheIncredibleTween: That picture of Krassner on his home page is precious
HoneySanchez: Howdy all :=)
cease: how's my fellow sherman oaksian?
Bambi: hey Honey and Stones!
H. Stones: Hi Bambi
HoneySanchez: well, kinda I have been out wardriving, & couch hopping these days
Bambi: hey and I wanted to say hi to Cat, Dex, Elayne!, Tor, Merlyn and of course ah,clem :-)
Dexter Fong: Hay back at ye Bambi
Tor Hershman: You know, well you don't so I'll tell ya, WifeyWu's last name would've been Sanchez except her pappy (The evil bio-PH.d) changed his name when his manny got re-married
Bambi: and I think I already said hi to the Tweenster
HoneySanchez waves at bambi
Tor Hershman: Then it became Ulrich
Dexter Fong: Her name would have been Honey Manny?
Bambi :-)
H. Stones: where did you drive too Hon ?
HoneySanchez: lol dex
Bambi: Sanchez becomes Ulrich??! How does that work??
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Germans push out the Spanish
Tor Hershman: No her dad's mammy, her grandmother, yoooou whacky kid, you
HoneySanchez: I drive with net stumbler, & pick up on free wifi
TheIncredibleTween: Or up against them ;)
Bambi: LOL
H. Stones: have you built your own antenna booster yet Honey ?
cease: her dad
cease: her dad's mammary?
Dexter Fong: I did...I can get Tierra del Fuego now
Tor Hershman: Well, Bam, you marry a guy named Sanchez, then divorce, then marry a guy named Ulrich - they were in Europe
ah,clem: ...
HoneySanchez: lol i'm told a pringles can works Hemmie
Bambi: net stumbler (she says in her James Bond sing along voice)
H. Stones: but what about Duluth ?
Tor Hershman: Moi's side of the family got run outta Europe WAYYYYYYY back when
Bambi: well, that would do it Tor LOL
Dexter Fong: They all moved to Canada
cease: did you ever read that novel, Duluth by Gore Vidal?
HoneySanchez: wow dex! my antenna is not that strong yet but I am workin' on it
Dexter Fong: Was he a President?
cease: my grandparents had the right idea moving here. my parents had the wrong idea moving to your country.
Bambi: so many families did Tor back then LOL
H. Stones: alas no cease, reception was too faint
Tor Hershman: Yeah, Bam, it's the Theory of Relativitness
Bambi: yep LOL
Tor Hershman: E = MC Hammer
Tor Hershman: E = MC Over Dub
Dexter Fong: Great show tonight on PBS re: Isaac Newton
Tor Hershman: E = MC Echooooooooooooo
cease: Ham= EZ2
TheIncredibleTween: Yeah, but the laws of physics say you can't touch it, Tor
Bambi: Catherwood please poor me a double toasted almond to go with your two B&J Exotic Berry drinks
||||||||| Catherwood poors Bambi a double toasted almond to go with your two b&j exotic berry drinks.
Tor Hershman: Rootin' tootin' Newton
H. Stones: i didnt know he was still gigging, Fong
Tor Hershman: Hang me some conterfeiters
Bambi says, have I mentioned I rarely drink?
Tor Hershman: No counter feeters
Tor Hershman: Get your feet off the counter
TheIncredibleTween: Catherwood, a round of Natural Light for everyone
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside TheIncredibleTween and says "Would you like something?"
HoneySanchez: lol Bambi
cease: only e-drink, bambi? must be hard on your e-liver
Dexter Fong: I dont know Bambi, we were drunk when you told me
TheIncredibleTween: I like mine well done, Bambi
Merlyn: Catherwood, get everyone a round of Natural Light
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a round of natural light.
Bambi: Ron Paul is only a write in away now...
Tor Hershman: Get you counter culture off our CULTure
TheIncredibleTween: lol Dex
HoneySanchez: catherwood please bring me a Modelo Especial with lime & salt
||||||||| Catherwood brings HoneySanchez a modelo especial with lime & salt.
Elayne: Catherwood, please bring me an Employment Shake.
||||||||| Catherwood gets Elayne an employment shake.
Bambi: LOL, yeah, but I am saving on my REAL liver's damage this way LOL
TheIncredibleTween: Firesign is a bit of a cult, isn't it, Tor?
Tor Hershman: Get a hairlip
Bambi: natural light what?
Dexter Fong: Catherood, please get me The PHilosophers Stone
TheIncredibleTween: You're using a psuedo liver tonight?
Tor Hershman: Any, Woodism, that IS a cult
Dexter Fong: Never mind
TheIncredibleTween: One of those new holographic livers?
Merlyn: and a plastic spleen
Tor Hershman: Any = Nay
HoneySanchez: oooh catherwood bring me the philosophers stone so i can stash it
||||||||| Catherwood gives HoneySanchez the philosophers stone so i can stash it.
Merlyn: "'spleen it to me, Lucy"
Tor Hershman: Plastic sperm
Dexter Fong: Ya(w)n
Bambi: of course, at least half time Tween (the B&J Exotic Berry drinks are real)
cease: any firesign news, merl?
H. Stones: is that philospher stoned again Honey
cease: you know when the danger box is coming out?
cease: if he werent stoned, he wouldnt be a philosopher
HoneySanchez: as usual, stones
Tor Hershman: Hey, Proctor did some voice-over for one the Ed Wood scripts recently done, according to YouTube
Merlyn: don't know cat
Dexter Fong: H: He was stoned for heresy
Tor Hershman: For one the, kimosabie
Merlyn: FT wants it out before October I think, in time for a grammy nom
Bambi: stoned? with rocks or drugs?
H. Stones: sounds like Heresay to me, Fong
Dexter Fong: B: Both
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Then he was quarterd, halved, and reduced to Corporal
Bambi: I am really likin' FF 3.0 RC3
cease: sounds like a ref from Tile it LIke it Is, bambi
Tor Hershman: Corporal Punnish Mints
Merlyn: and to think in the 15th century they only had Ye Tube
Bambi: it looks just like any other Mac app now :-)
Tor Hershman: -n
Dexter Fong: and face Tome
H. Stones: i had a few probs with 2.0 Bambi
Merlyn: (which was just looking through a tube)
HoneySanchez: lol Merlyn
Dexter Fong: Prior to that it was Face Manuscript
Bambi: 2.0 and 3.0 ... miles apart
Tor Hershman: In China they have WuTube
Bambi: 3.0 much faster, not so hoggy
H. Stones: agreed
Tor Hershman: At the Playboy Mansiion they have ScrewTube
Dexter Fong: A greed is an appetite gone bad
HoneySanchez groans
H. Stones: dont you mean Porn Tube Tor
Bambi: I didn't try it till RC3 and was going to wait for final release but had to give it a try lol
Tor Hershman: ORRRRRRRRRRR, PudPullingTube in moi's case
Bambi: saved a copy of my profile though; just in case
Dexter Fong: A sihlloutte in a locket, Bambi
ah,clem: screw tube, you tube,
Dexter Fong: We all take the tube
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Clem
ah,clem :)
Dexter Fong: Guess I'll afk for refill while clem run
TheIncredibleTween: I had the mute button on, JL ;)
Dexter Fong: runs the credits
Bambi: where see screw on youtube? haven't seen any hammers, nails, screws or anything like that on youtube ;-)
Tor Hershman: and Tor Hershman as the
Tor Hershman: Aunt Bea Verrrrrrrrrrrrrr
H. Stones: you need to visit Chainsaw Tube Bambi
Bambi: running the credits?
cease: i wonder if there are youtube versions of these restaurants in chicago on youtube?
cease: their food is almost cinematic
Tor Hershman: I bet there are, Cat
HoneySanchez: hmmmm, very possible cease
TheIncredibleTween: The Virgina Chaintube Massacre?
Tor Hershman: Cat, El Gato
H. Stones: is the Wi Fi still holding, Honey ?
Bambi: Cat's Claw?
Tor Hershman: The Vigara Brain Boob Mass For Curs
Tor Hershman: Sorry about that
TheIncredibleTween: Arf! Arf!
HoneySanchez: yep, it's just fine Stones
Tor Hershman: Hey, speaking of Catholics
Tor Hershman: http://torhershman.blogspot.com/ read the newest post at moi's blog
Bambi: are you in St. Paul Honey?
HoneySanchez: Hemlock: I might go on a chinese take-away run in a few minutes though,
H. Stones: you can get Duluth from there Honey
Tor Hershman: I may ask the public library if I can do a Lunch With Books on "Hollywood Rat Race"
HoneySanchez: hmmm let me look up from my laptop see where i am
Bambi: One of the Four Horsemen
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Running the credits+ calling the role
cease: very entertaining, tor
Bambi: ah, ok Dex :-)
Tor Hershman: It was something to do
Tor Hershman: CAt
Bambi: everyone is entitled to an opinion certainly :-)
TheIncredibleTween: Why look out the window, when you can see yourself on Google Maps?
Tor Hershman: Google Earth
H. Stones: ah, that must be Honey, just outside Minneapolis
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: Nope it's fort stinking desert Stones
H. Stones: i thought that was Minneapolis, Fong
Tor Hershman: Nake Ance
Dexter Fong: Stones: That's Fort Stinkin' Bratwurst
H. Stones: you need to build your own Pigtail, Honey
Tor Hershman: Them Canada folk done said -sorry about that
Dexter Fong: Que up for your pigtails gang
Tor Hershman: That cost a lot
HoneySanchez is tuckled away somewhere in a virtual paradise oasis yeh stones i do i suppose or i can find someone to build one for me
cease: we tend to say sorry alot
Dexter Fong: Sari?
HoneySanchez: and hey a lot too cat
TheIncredibleTween: Fried or roasted, Dex?
H. Stones: i bet Clem could build one PDQ
Tor Hershman: Catanada
cease: eh?
Tor Hershman: Cat for King of Canada, NOW
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Tor Hershman: Or is you a female?
Dexter Fong: And Emporer of the Great WHITE North
HoneySanchez absentee votes for cat for King
TheIncredibleTween: One Looney, One Vote!
cease: Carlos Canada, don juan wanted him to come along on the trip but he just said, "sorry"
Tor Hershman: What sex is Cat?
ah,clem: depends on the card, as the connectors vary
cease: look at my blog. decide for yoursefl
Bambi: Clem built a Cantenna already and a couple big wireless Ogg sticks too
Tor Hershman: Well, Clem, that's true
H. Stones: since the vet fixed him Tor its all rather academic
ah,clem: many nice antennas come with a pigtail for the card you have
HoneySanchez laughs
Tor Hershman: Give moi your blog URL
Bambi: yeah, connectors do vary to be sure
cease: www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
Tor Hershman: ConnecTORs
HoneySanchez: thanks clem i am still new to this no one seems to know much here in albuturkey
Bambi: lol
H. Stones: dont go bazurkey in Albuturkey
Tor Hershman: Still loading
cease: that sounds like a firesign name for a food
ah,clem: does your wireless card have a connector for an external antenna? if so what kind of card?
Dexter Fong: Still loaded?
HoneySanchez: too late, Stones
Tor Hershman: Google sezzz SORRY, but moi shall try again http://www.seemrealland.blogspot.com/
cease: towel, bath, albuturkey
Tor Hershman: AH HA!
Tor Hershman: 64 items to load
Dexter Fong: Tor sat on his pipe
Tor Hershman: Your sister is HOT.
Dexter Fong: ancd you're NOT!
TheIncredibleTween: ohoh - lost the feed
cease: My sister? alas i have no siblings. but my cousin, indeed
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 10:05 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
llanwydd: happy thursday
cease: the first pic of me is in mexico 5, odds and ends and krugman too
cease: i'm the guy in the black suit
Dexter Fong: Right in the middle of the third lesson of "Op" tlak
TheIncredibleTween: Evenin' LL
Dexter Fong: Hi llan
HoneySanchez: i have an internal wifi card clem i am not sure i have input for an external antenna
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Ll
HoneySanchez: hi Llan
TheIncredibleTween: And the great beak of a nose, cease?
Merlyn: I have an internal WTF card
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Principalpoop', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:07 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
HoneySanchez: lol Merl
TheIncredibleTween: Still no CNI
TheIncredibleTween: Hey P
HoneySanchez: howdee PP
Dexter Fong: lol Merl..me too lol
Principalpoop: ah choo
Tor Hershman: Moi's 56 is too slow, moi shall look after the chat and HEY.....Moi lost the CNI feed
Principalpoop: halow
H. Stones: is that a what the fuck card Merlyn ?
Bambi: how do those WTF cards work Merlyn ;-)
Dexter Fong: Hiyah poop
cease: can the bush administration play its wtf card to keep out of jail?
Elayne: Hello PrinPoop!
cease: hi poop
HoneySanchez: i say NO, cat
Bambi: hey Princep
Principalpoop: eh?
Bambi: he's be back shortly
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Poop
Dexter Fong: Just took a look at Nino...you guys sure get around
Principalpoop: huh?
cease: no squares here
Principalpoop: i don't see my words, i talk to the wind
Dexter Fong: que?
Principalpoop: i will close and try again
Dexter Fong: and it don't answer you
Tor Hershman: Cat, they can play their Vestal Virgins card
Dexter Fong: ......and were back on CNI
cease: dylan made millions doing it, poop
Principalpoop: back
Tor Hershman: Poop, moi views thy script
Principalpoop: ahh my words were there
Tor Hershman: Ain't any CNI here to hear
Dexter Fong: How about you Tor?
cease: 10 card tarot, pinnacles wild
ah,clem: it will be back in a minute, lost feed
Dexter Fong: Do you view it too
Principalpoop: i can see, doctor, doctor I can see
Tor Hershman: Thanks, Clem
Principalpoop: good luck ahh, clem, i though my winamp was ill
HoneySanchez: bloody hallelujah poop!!
ah,clem: sometimes this connection not very reliable
Bambi: CNI is back!
cease: doctor, my eyes
Tor Hershman: Oh, look the silver trailer is turning into a huge fish....how fast are we going? 20 Mph, wow
ah,clem: so I need you to tell me if I lose it
Dexter Fong: Honey sounds like a British.Seventh Day Adventist Scatologivcast
Principalpoop: reliable, dependible and lots of things that end in ible
Principalpoop: ralph, it is ralph
Tor Hershman: Ishkabible
Dexter Fong: Drop Yahkarkus
Principalpoop: it is pronounced bibble
Principalpoop: i read the holy bibble
Dexter Fong: Wholely?
llanwydd: I have been asked for $970 in return for a million dollar sweepstakes prize
Principalpoop: holey
Bambi: no princep, that's holly bibble
Tor Hershman: Oh, thanks, Poop, moi t'were about to google spell check
Principalpoop: ahh holly
Dexter Fong: Sounds like a deal to meLL
llanwydd: the $970 is apparently for the courier service
Merlyn: a good deal if you like scams
Tor Hershman: My mistake is funnier, though
Bambi ;-)
Principalpoop: i can pay that for you llan, send the 970 to me
llanwydd: I would like to give these people what they deserve but I don't know what to do
Dexter Fong: Those Pigeons dont come cheep..er a cheap
HoneySanchez needs to find the wardriving loo & facilities
Merlyn: Ives is even more expensive than courrier
Principalpoop: nigeria is a religous state, lots of minister there...
Tor Hershman: In moi's case, Ll, just send 3 and half billion dollars
Bambi: hurry back Honey :-)
HoneySanchez: I will try Bam
Principalpoop: antelope freeway
Bambi :-) ok ... if you can Honey
Merlyn: that's about 20 buack canadian at the current exchange rate
HoneySanchez: if not, see you next week
Tor Hershman: Do you swear to keep church and state separate, so help you god?
Merlyn: buack obama
HoneySanchez: adios amigos....dear friends till thennnn
Tor Hershman: Moi still ain't got CNI
Principalpoop: if i ever get a chance to name a road or avenue or street or highway, i will call it, antelope freeway
||||||||| HoneySanchez leaves at 10:15 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Merlyn: cya
Principalpoop: ciao honey
Tor Hershman: TTFN, How
llanwydd: she didn't give us time to say goodnight
Elayne: Dang, I was too late to bid her g'bye...
Bambi says don't even get me started on the exchange rates for dollars versus most anything these days
cease: the freeway to antellope valley?
Dexter Fong: Drive safe Honey
Merlyn: ven if it's a deadend street
cease: i remember it fondly.
ah,clem: server status looks good here
llanwydd: at least she didn't die of globner's disease
Elayne likes to exchange dollars for food, mostly.
Principalpoop: cni is fine
Tor Hershman: Take this guitar
Tor Hershman: It's back
Bambi: 1/2 mile, 1/4 milw
Principalpoop: no, then I will call it deadend road
Bambi: milw
Bambi: mile
Principalpoop: let's bend a couple in the doodah room
Bambi: doodah, doodah!
cease: lol el
H. Stones: waves good bye to Honey
Merlyn: deadpan road after keaton
Principalpoop: the guy with alzheimers?
Tor Hershman: http://www.soundlift.com/TOR I and moi's guiTOR
Dexter Fong: Hey Poop, I jush bent that little blond and her boyfriend over in a shplit shecon
Tor Hershman: Gad, that's an ole cyber site
Merlyn: there's a funny bit from the merz griffin show of pal paulsen in blackface doing a bit on ethnic humor
Merlyn: on youtube
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Donk', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:18 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Elayne: Evenin' Donk!
Principalpoop: i thought that was from the mike douglas show...
Tor Hershman: Oh, you can call me Jay or you can me Ray or you can....
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Donk
Donk: hey Elayne
Merlyn: merv and pat, I'm typing blind here
Bambi: hey Donk
Principalpoop: you are a rascal fong
Donk: hey Bambi
Merlyn: could be mike
Dexter Fong: Hey..Don K
llanwydd: hey donk
Donk: hey Tor
Merlyn: I can no longer distinguish the two
Principalpoop: who was the other one? the skinny one?
Donk: hey llawydd
Merlyn: stan laurel?
Principalpoop: no, not llan
TheIncredibleTween: ...
Principalpoop: ahh dick cavett
Dexter Fong: Poop: Abe Lincoln
Bambi: and Bud Abbott was the skinny one for another pair of great comedians
Merlyn: he was a firesign fan I think
Tor Hershman: That dag nabbed Sen. Rockerfeller made moi give my papers to his chick assistant
cease: lincoln was a firesign fan?
Principalpoop: who is not?
Dexter Fong: Tor: They're not assistants...they're his daughters
llanwydd: I remember rockinfellow
Tor Hershman: Moi's papers vanished from Rep. Mollihan's (SP) office
Principalpoop: who shot cock robin?
TheIncredibleTween: May I see you're papers, please?
Merlyn: he made signs for his fireplace all the time, cat
Tor Hershman: Could've been for all of that moi knows
Dexter Fong: Poop: Paulie Walnuts
cease: lol merl
Principalpoop: noses as long as your arm
cease: this is not a door, it's a fireplace. i bet his family appreciated em
Principalpoop: who am us?
Tor Hershman: Not, in Mollihan's files you can't, TIT
Bambi: Digital Papers soon
Merlyn: "Fire...bad!" was one I think
Dexter Fong: How Soon?
Principalpoop: Joanie cashews
Tor Hershman: His secretary 'twas shocked that they were gone since she put them there
Dexter Fong: .a likely story
Tor Hershman: Just a snowflake on the highest tip of a massive iceberg
Principalpoop: you did not keep copies? in different colors in different places?
Merlyn: 'twas shocked they 'twere gone?
Dexter Fong: twotaly gone
Tor Hershman: Well, Dex, how's about Jewish Hippies from outer space
Elayne: Erm, so listen everyone, it's almost 10:30 and I haven't actually made my big announcement yet, but I'm sure more of y'all will be leaving soon...
Principalpoop: i took them, i used them to smoke dope tor, good rolling papers
Bambi: too soon Dex
Merlyn: remember, "a friend shall lose a friend's hammer", a parable about making backup copies
cease: we're listening, el, as it were
Principalpoop: you are pregnant? not me... i was not there
Merlyn: hat's up E
Elayne: It's already up on my blog, but... LOL, PrinPoop! I wish!
Tor Hershman: Horned Hobgobblins with pointy glutius maximus????
cease: el has a new hat?
Dexter Fong: I can vouch for poop
Principalpoop: ok, just give me 2 minutes lol
Bambi: LOL a likely story Princep lol
Tor Hershman: PonTang
TheIncredibleTween: lol Dex
Elayne: I'd love to suddenly be pregnant for the first time at age 50, lemme tell ya!
TheIncredibleTween: More information than we needed ;)
Tor Hershman: Poon, even or oddly
Bambi: you're gonna have a munchkin E?!
TheIncredibleTween: No, you wouldn't
Bambi: LOL ah, ok
Tor Hershman: Well, Elayne.................
Tor Hershman: hahaha
Dexter Fong: I know
Elayne: No, no little pittle pattles! NO NO NO! :)
Dexter Fong: I know
Dexter Fong: Ooh!
Dexter Fong: Ooh!
Principalpoop: right, we needed to start earlier if we wanted them to take of us lol
Elayne: Bueller?
Tor Hershman: YES YES YES
Dexter Fong: Ferris?
Tor Hershman: Ouch!!!
Elayne: Go ahead and tell the class, Dex. :)
Principalpoop: brie? brie brie brie
cease: tell a vision
ah,clem: you can have the pitter patter of little feet with a dog, lol
Tor Hershman: Holy Smokes!!! What's that thingy?
Principalpoop: E got her unemployement payments extended, wow
Dexter Fong slumps odwn in his desk and
Elayne: No new pets! No wire hangers, ever!
cease: not my dog. sounds like a zoo coming upstairs
Elayne: Well, sort of, PrinPoop. :)
Dexter Fong: You teelum Kemosabe
ah,clem: lol
Tor Hershman: She got me extended, too, Poop
Principalpoop: i don't want small animals moving around the house, i see enough already
H. Stones: but are they there Poop ?
Elayne: My unemployment insurance ended two weeks ago.
Tor Hershman: Small animals got me extended, too
Principalpoop: are you are a real american again E?
llanwydd: khijfg
Tor Hershman: Rocky Rococo got me extended, TOO
cease: bad news, el
Bambi: If you really need some help in figuring out that you do NOT want to have a baby at 50, email me. I am sure I can help you with that E! ;-)
Principalpoop: no stones, i ignore them unless they make noise
Elayne: Not really, Cat. Yes, PrinPoop, I believe I am.
Tor Hershman: My unemployment insuracne ended two decades ago
Tor Hershman: 3
TheIncredibleTween: lol Bambi
Tor Hershman: Yep, 3 decades
Principalpoop: not a problem for men bambi hehe
Elayne: Oh Bambi, I'd actually love one, but such is not to be for me...
H. Stones: i need to keep mine quiet Poop, have you any tips ?
Donk: same here Tor
Bambi: course, Sarah was what 90 years old when she got pregnant...
TheIncredibleTween: Don't feel complete because you haven't experienced 20 hours of labor, E?
Tor Hershman: Has Poop a TIP and HOW
Principalpoop: eat sweets stones
Bambi: so it could happen I suppose
Elayne: Hey Tween, I'd be hopped-up anyway...
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Sarah Vaughn is preggers?
Bambi: sorry to hear that E
Tor Hershman: TIT, just try five years of heart-attacks
Elayne: See Bambi, I think that was the first time I read the Bible and thought, "This is all kinda bullshit, innit?"
Bambi: 20 hrs? only 20 hrs?!
TheIncredibleTween: no LaMaz for E!
Elayne: *sigh* Annnnyway...
TheIncredibleTween: Gimme the good stuff...
Donk: you think, Elayne?
Principalpoop: sorry basketball smuggler
Elayne: So I was offered a job today, and I took it. I start my new position on the 24th.
Tor Hershman: Talkin' donkeys....BULLSHIT, what are you sayin', El
Dexter Fong breathes a sigh of relief
Principalpoop: missionary???
cease: at last, el. i'm elated
Elayne: Since my old position for the past 6 months has been "mostly prone," it should feel good to stretch.
Tor Hershman: Good for ye, El
Donk: congrats
Elayne beams.
Principalpoop: wow, super cool, a load off your mind,
Dexter Fong: And in celbration Elayne is gonna buy me lunch =))
cease: good for your muscles
Tor Hershman: Miss Ion Ary, 2nd runner-up as Miss Uni-Verse
Elayne: Very true, Dex! Can Robin tag along?
Merlyn: now my wife and son need to find employment, but luckily it isn't urgently needed income
cease: when i come to town, that'll be my job
Dexter Fong: Chure Man
Principalpoop: i was going to warn you not to jump at the first job offer that comes along, yah right lol
cease: your son? is he in the job market?
Tor Hershman: Can the robin cherp along *cheep*
Elayne: And Robin has got himself a new job as well. He still has the old assignment, so at least for the next month that's like double plus good income!
cease: fantastic, el
Tor Hershman: Income, vat iz diz....Income?
Elayne: I understand, PrinPoop, but that's how I've always been. I don't like to wait around.
Principalpoop: ahh super, now about that interest free loan i mentioned the other night...
Elayne: LOL!
Tor Hershman: I get to clean toilets 8 hours a week, the land of oppy INDEED
Dexter Fong: afk to park car
Bambi: and then about 1/2 doz really good job offers come along after you have taken a decent one LOL
cease: at least you get paid to clean em, tor
Tor Hershman: hahahahahha
Principalpoop: hair lita
llanwydd: don't go into an indian restaurant, tween. they won't serve you
Principalpoop: murphys law
Tor Hershman: At least it's meaningless, Cat
llanwydd: I meant to say that to tor
Elayne: I'm really looking forward to telling y'all about Robin's new job, once it's officially announced. It's on a comedic book so it might be of interest to this crowd.
TheIncredibleTween: Cherokee or Navajo?
llanwydd: I got the "t"s mixed up. they all look alike
cease: sounds kinda zen, tor
Bambi: they don't serve rebendables llanwydd?
Elayne: I'm going to go lie down now and grin for awhile. Life is finally getting better!
Tor Hershman: At least it's always meaningless, Ll
TheIncredibleTween: Kewl, E
cease: i knew good days would come to you and robin, el
Principalpoop: applause E
cease: i dont even have to bring them in a carry-on
TheIncredibleTween: Glad to hear it, E ;)
llanwydd: they don't serve anyone who cleans lavatories
Bambi: glad to hear it and good luck with your new job and your health!
Tor Hershman: I knew oblivion will come to us all, Cat
llanwydd: if they know. just don't tell them
Tor Hershman: Know
H. Stones: i seoncd that from Bambi, El
llanwydd: yes it's meaningless but who isn't
Elayne: Well, the less said about my health the better, but at least I'm relatively stress-free now...
Elayne: Night all!
Principalpoop: the caste people sang one tin soldier
Tor Hershman: Dr. Know and Mold Finger
cease: yes, less stress is best, el
Merlyn: nite E
llanwydd: I just needed something to say turn my name black again
cease: sleep well, el
Principalpoop: bravo E, good news indeed
H. Stones: ok folks, i have an early start tomorrow so i have to call it quits for now.
Tor Hershman: TTFN, El
Bambi: Mums the word Elayne (on the health side) :-)
llanwydd: Nite Elayne
Tor Hershman: arf woof
||||||||| At 10:36 PM, Elayne vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
TheIncredibleTween: How about a groper, LL?
H. Stones: take care all, stay safe and have a good week
Donk: good nite E
Principalpoop: sleep soundly stones, go snore
TheIncredibleTween: Do the serve them?
cease: night, stones
Tor Hershman: What about Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Tor Hershman and asks "Someone mention my name?"
llanwydd: grouper is my favorite fish
H. Stones: Cheerio one and all
Principalpoop: i did not see your name in news stones, need to work on your interaction with politicians
Bambi: have a great night Stones
Principalpoop: tata tatas
llanwydd: Nite Stones
Donk: nite Stones
TheIncredibleTween: I do ;)
Tor Hershman: Monk Fish is moi's favorite
H. Stones: i have the right ones on side now Poop, dont you worry
Tor Hershman: TTFN, H
ah,clem: Cheerio
Principalpoop: ahh groovy
H. Stones: thanks once again clem and Bambi.
H. Stones: nighty night
Tor Hershman: Monk Fish with cheerios
llanwydd: my second favorite is schindleria praematurus
Bambi: Cheerio and Milk (in a bowl of course(
Bambi: )
cease: is that a fish, llan?
Tor Hershman: Halibut that
||||||||| H. Stones leaves at 10:38 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Bambi: lol
Principalpoop: i think it is a list
TheIncredibleTween: I serve them notice ;)
llanwydd: it is a fish of a sort
Tor Hershman: I serve them soft-serve, HEY.....that's what she said
Principalpoop: what kind of sort?
Bambi: I had tuna for the halibut
Principalpoop: tuna tuna tuna fish
llanwydd: the prehistoric kind of sort
Bambi: you can tuna piano, but you can't tuna fish
llanwydd: well, my meatloaf should be done by now. pardon me while my name turns grey a moment
Principalpoop: i put mayo on the bread too for tuna fish salad, so there...
TheIncredibleTween: Halibut Nova Scotia?
Tor Hershman: Flipper, Flipper, Flipper, faster than greased pussy - no problem is he - goes potty in the sea - and they say Flipper lives in a world of wonder - yes, he does IT under, under the sea...................on porpoise
Bambi: enjoy llanwydd :-)
TheIncredibleTween: whoa, Tor
Tor Hershman: a world FULL of wonder
Principalpoop: i saw flipper, maybe
Principalpoop: bon appetit llan
Tor Hershman: TIT bids one Whoa - do I hear a "that's enough"?
Principalpoop: what wine goes with meatloaf?
Tor Hershman: MeatLow
Principalpoop: turkey or beef meatloaf?
Tor Hershman: Chateau La Bouf?
TheIncredibleTween: "Why is my Life so much harder than everybody elses?"
cease: everyone is talking food except me. that's a switch
TheIncredibleTween: (Roadie)
Principalpoop: heating a can of spam on top of your tv does not count as meatloaf llan...
Tor Hershman: orrrrrrrrrrrrrr, if turkey....Chateau Lé Gobble
TheIncredibleTween: Roadie's a pretty fun movie
llanwydd: well, usually ground turkey but this time it's beef
llanwydd: no wine to go with it though
Principalpoop: she still looks good and she has a pretty daughter too
Tor Hershman: Only if you're watching CBS News, Poop
cease: i just rented Chicago. anyone seen it?
Principalpoop: not since the 1970s
Tor Hershman: If you watchin' FOX News you get Meat Head Loaf
Principalpoop: oops, i heard color my world the other day
cease: the last flick i saw set in chicago that i can recall was Medium Cool
Bambi: just thought I saw it run by on a pair of legs Cat ... sorry didn't realize it was yours ;-)
Principalpoop: 2 out of 3 ain't bad
llanwydd: as always I stuffed it full of garlic cloves
Principalpoop: that will help at the audition, they will remember you...
Tor Hershman: Medium Cool Fortune Reading Fortune Hunter - NBC this fall
cease: ive seen endless flicks set in nyc so actually going there had an air of familiarity. not so chicago at least for me
Tor Hershman: Medium Cool - Henry Winkler
Bambi: well, I hate to do it but I am exhausted. It's been one hell of a day and I need to get some sleep for another day just like it
Merlyn: bring your tommygun cat
Tor Hershman: Mrs. Cool - Joan Jett
Merlyn: bring tommy too
Principalpoop: sleep well keeper of the root
Tor Hershman: Little Johnny Cool - Clay Akins
Bambi: see you all next week :-) same bat time, same bat channel!
Bambi: Nytol everyone!
Donk: g'nite Bambi
Tor Hershman: TTFN Bam,
Principalpoop: YOWZAH!
Principalpoop: look at this grape
cease: by basmbi
Tor Hershman: and Yow Zah as the Beaver (Sorry SCTV)
Tor Hershman: That's a GREAT Grape
Principalpoop: luvluv medoo as the neighbor
cease: i used to run the canadian branch of the Great Ape Project
Principalpoop: pandomiium was breaking out all around me
Tor Hershman: New this fall on CBC
cease: which led to a bit of humour in the last new york show by the firesigns, minus austin
Principalpoop: ahh,i heard canada is not taking deserters from America this war, thanks for nothing canucks
cease: pandas like to break out all over too, then they go to sleep
cease: poop, you are wrong. our parliament passed a welcome to them a few days ago.
TheIncredibleTween: ...
Donk: well Poop this is an all volunteer army this time around :)
Principalpoop: oops, i apologize, i am sorry, the last I heard, parliment said no
Principalpoop: that is super
cease: our current govt is almost as bad as yours, but they're a minority govt so cant do too much harm
Tor Hershman: Hey, who the fuck cut-off the oil to Japan just before Pearl Harbour????
Principalpoop: but there were still deserters..
cease: no, the prime minister said no but parliament has the actual power
Principalpoop: ok :)
cease: pm is like a dumber george bush
Tor Hershman: It's never about oil, not whale oil, not olive oil, not myrrah oil........N E V E R oil.
Donk: is that even possible?
cease: i prefer cannabis oil myself
Principalpoop: barely, and not be part of the plant genus...
cease: problem was, our last govt, in power too long, too corrupt for anyone's tolerance so we have this right wing idiot now
Tor Hershman: So did moi, many, many moon ago
Tor Hershman: Cat, you gotta watch Cinema Insomnia's "Prince Of Space" episode
Principalpoop: it takes awhile for our democrats to become corrupt, the republicans can do it fast...
cease: is it on youtube?
Donk: US has started a trend, Canada and now even France has a right winger, go figure
TheIncredibleTween: 1959, eh? Never heard of it
Tor Hershman: Google Cinema Insomnia and check Mr. Lobo's page, there are some full episode there
Tor Hershman: Not at Youtube, but another site....moi forgets it name
Merlyn: the US's biggest export is now stupidity
TheIncredibleTween: TCM sure plays some classic sci-fi sometimes
cease: indeed, merl
Principalpoop: we have plenty to share
llanwydd: dfghjlk
llanwydd: we're back
Tor Hershman: Then why is moi no President, Merl?????
Principalpoop: sign the meatloaf in also llan, let him chat
Donk: TCM plays some amazing movies of all genres, just watched a couple Charlie Chan movies there the other nite
TheIncredibleTween: Plan 9 From Outer Space is a real hoot
Tor Hershman: Wifyw
TheIncredibleTween: Yeah, saw that Don
Merlyn: there's a written test, Tor
Tor Hershman: WifeyWu gotz tea made so 'tis on to perch on the porch, TTFN and stay on groovin' safari, All
Donk: cool
llanwydd: kjhgf
Principalpoop: tor bought a playstation 2 or his better half calling ,ahh the latter
TheIncredibleTween: Later, guy
cease: by tor
Principalpoop: have a bong hit of tea for me
Principalpoop: ciaoo
Merlyn: cya tor
llanwydd: Inspector Clay is dead! Murdered! And someone's responsible!
Merlyn: don't break the president
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: ugh pneumonia
llanwydd: anybody remember that line? my favorite movie quote
Donk: i hate phlem
cease: did dex go to park, or did he actually expire?
Principalpoop: laura bush should become a senator from texas and run for president in 2012
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: went to park and then expired
Donk: no llan
Principalpoop: charlie and the chocolate factory llan?
Donk: yeah we need a third Bush in the whitehouse
llanwydd: that was from Plan 9
ah,clem: Plan 9 from Outer Space
Principalpoop: and we're not afraid of it, are we?
cease: yes, you are
Principalpoop: ok, i am, but that is only because I am a coward
Principalpoop: mores science high disappeared
cease: highs usually dissappear, eventually
Donk: i wish my highschool had disappeared
Principalpoop: this is true, as a manic/depressive i speak with expert knowledge
cease: i think thats true for most people, donk
Principalpoop: dear friends
TheIncredibleTween: One of Ossman's best bits (Unlciaimed Melodies)
cease: ossman's best bits, a long list
Principalpoop: my spanish suitcase
cease: and your boots of spanish leather
TheIncredibleTween: C'est vrai, cease
Principalpoop: on the streets of dublin
Donk: there used to be that british actor selling classical klinkers records on late nite tv, i'm guessing thats where they got the idea for unclaimed melodies
TheIncredibleTween: How's your French anyway, cease?
TheIncredibleTween: ou get around Montreal OK?
Principalpoop: there were lots of commercials like that
TheIncredibleTween: can you
TheIncredibleTween: Haven't used mine since HS
Donk: i get around montreal just fine and i speak zero french
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tor Hershman - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
TheIncredibleTween: Native French speakers would probably slap me lol
TheIncredibleTween: Well, Quebec is both, isn't it?
llanwydd: I can't believe I ate the whole thing
TheIncredibleTween: Signs in both languages, like Espa–ol & English in some parts of TX
Principalpoop: a whole can of spam? call 911 now, and lie down...
Donk: if you let the folks from montreal,, and or quebec know you're american, they switch to English, they just don't like fellow canadians, that can't speak french
Principalpoop: they are putting up spanish signs here in roanoke virginia too
TheIncredibleTween: Good to remember, Don
TheIncredibleTween: No joke, P?
TheIncredibleTween: TX and Southern Cal I can understand, but Virginia?
Principalpoop: no joke, at the banks and wal-marts and restaurants
TheIncredibleTween: ow
Principalpoop: all over
TheIncredibleTween: wow
TheIncredibleTween: wow, owww
llanwydd: when I was in montreal, all the road signs were in french. No english anywhere
Principalpoop: bueno
Principalpoop: taco bueno
cease: no, they dont want to acknowledge the existence of english, but it spoken everywhere
llanwydd: and in any public place they speak to you in french unless you ask them to speak english
TheIncredibleTween: One wonders why there aren't signs in Polish in Chicago, but there are Spanish ;)
llanwydd: that was my xperience anyway
Donk: our gov't does nothing to stop illegal immagrattion, so businesses are just doing what they have to
cease: i was with a french speaking friend at a restaurant last time i was there and he said people spoke ill of us as i speak only enlish but fuck em
Donk: yeah, it's the law, llan, but we have had no problem finding our way around montreal, i love that city
cease: great town
TheIncredibleTween: Was there in '67. Very impressive
Principalpoop: french is pretty language
TheIncredibleTween: Very, P
cease: great expo, my fave of the 5 i've been to
Principalpoop: archaic but pretty
cease: particular when it is being spoken by pretty women
llanwydd: somehow I find french more confusing than german
Principalpoop: spanish folks always sound excited
Donk: montreal has both english and french radio stations, 100 percent of folks from montreal speak english, some as a first and some as a second language
llanwydd: and I speak some of both
TheIncredibleTween: Picked up a French hitchiker in AZ. We had fun butchering each others' languages
cease: languages are there for the butchering
Principalpoop: the majority of people speak chinese
llanwydd: why do they bother with both languages? why not just one or the other
TheIncredibleTween: But I did tell him I though the French language was very pretty. It's musical, even.
||||||||| "11:17 PM? 11:17 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Dexter Fong should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Dexter Fong enters and sits at the bar.
Donk: they are trying to preserve a culture
Principalpoop: it is different way of thinking
Principalpoop: like fong
Principalpoop: the way fong thinks
llanwydd: welcome back dex
Principalpoop: wb fong
cease: people in other countries speak many languages. my grandfather from st. petersburg spoke 10
llanwydd: I don't speak fong either
TheIncredibleTween: It is indeed. All languages like that, P
cease: ah, dex at the bar. i have to go to a proper new york bar this time
llanwydd: but I manage to speak to fong
TheIncredibleTween: You have to 'think' the language to really do it right.
cease: i have so many cinematic images of men sitting at bars in nyc
TheIncredibleTween: French and Spanish sentence structures are pretty similar
Donk: we still have folks in this country who speak navaho, and puerto Rico where the principal language is Spanish
Principalpoop: that is allowed now cease, come out of the closet
Dexter Fong: That's not a closet, it's a speak easy
TheIncredibleTween: German is about as gutteral as it gets. Russian is a bit mixed
llanwydd: but were your grandfather's languages all similar, like ukranian, estonian, latvian, etc?
Principalpoop: danish is more gutteral
cease: you are lucky to have so many navajo. guy on news today said within 25 yeatrs, there will be no native speakers of any of the "indian" nations in british columbia
TheIncredibleTween: lol P
Donk: i've sat a bar or 3 in nyc, but don't think i'm in any movies
Dexter Fong: that you know of
TheIncredibleTween: Can't say I've heard much Danish, P, but the lowlands are better than German
cease: cree will probably last a long time as there are many speakers, but there arent' many first nations where the young learn their grandparents language
Donk: bummer cease
llanwydd: the first time I rented an apartment my landlady was a retired professor from columbia university who spoke at leat five languages fluently
TheIncredibleTween: That's sad, cease
llanwydd: she was very unusual as well
cease: lakers blew large lead and now are hanging on by fingernails
Principalpoop: english is winning, partly because it is easy and partly technology, busineess
cease: must be painful
Dexter Fong: llan: lol
Donk: i'm sure the canadian gov't or at least i hope they have recorded the first nation languages
cease: no, tied
Principalpoop: the high and low road
TheIncredibleTween: Hard to keep old languages alive in a world of McDonald's 7 Walmart
TheIncredibleTween: &
TheIncredibleTween: I've heard that English isn't easy at all to learn as a second language
cease: thre has been an ambitious recording programme in past couple of decades, but the native speakers are dying out and arent being replaced by people who can think in the old languages
Dexter Fong: uh oh! Incipient Symbolism rears its ugly hed
cease: thanks to that fact, i made a good living for many years, tween
Principalpoop: hello, how are you? I am fine? come on, it is simple lol
Merlyn: I'm old and gray, at least my name, so I'll see you next week people
TheIncredibleTween: Too many words that sound alike but have completely different meanings
Principalpoop: we don't have many of the funny R sounds or things
Donk: languages evolve but we now have the means to preserve dying languages forever, and that's a good thing
cease: ok merl
llanwydd: Nite Merl!
Dexter Fong: Night merlyn and thank you
Principalpoop: merci bcp merci, ayez un super semaine
TheIncredibleTween: Sine - Sign
||||||||| "11:23 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Merlyn, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the garden.
cease: preserving recordings isnt the same as preserving languages
TheIncredibleTween: later, Merl
Principalpoop: for sure donk
TheIncredibleTween: Way - Weigh
Dexter Fong: First we record them and then we freeze them
llanwydd: that must be an obscure quebec dialect, princ
Principalpoop: i did not say it had no problems, i said it is easy to communicate simple ideas...
Principalpoop: french chat french, 2rien
Dexter Fong: Duh! You're right...what a genius =))
llanwydd: I'll be it's Inuit French
TheIncredibleTween: Although from hearing Japanese sentences pronounced in the Shogun miniseries, I think I'd have a helluva time
TheIncredibleTween: Apparently all depends on the inflection
Dexter Fong: Ohhh?
TheIncredibleTween: lol Dex
Principalpoop: yah sure
llanwydd: and of course inflection
cease: some people find learning languages easy. i'm not one of them
Dexter Fong: No have infrection..get my shots last week
cease: i can pronounce japanese words properly so people think i know what they're saying. usually they're wrong
llanwydd: can you say something in japanese, cat?
Principalpoop: if you have to use it, you learn it, otherwise it will be difficult
Donk: not me either, Cease
TheIncredibleTween: Wakaramasu? Wa_kara_masu
llanwydd: well, you probably don't have japanese letters on your keyboard
cease: proctor, on the other hand, speaks all known languages
TheIncredibleTween: lol cease
cease: nandemo
TheIncredibleTween: I'd love to go to Paris just to see if I could negoatiate the place
cease: yes, i have a programme to do that, llan. my wife uses it daily
Principalpoop: i used to count basic and fortran as languages I knew
Donk: i flunked spanish in highschool which i took because it was supposed to be the easist
llanwydd: I've heard that about proctor, but I'm sure he speaks just a little of each
Dexter Fong: hagiemoto!]
TheIncredibleTween: You can do that on a Mac, actually
TheIncredibleTween: You can do Kanji
TheIncredibleTween: Glutamoto!!
cease: his ear is so good, he can hear a language or dialect and mimic it immediately. maybe since childhood. quite firightening, when observed in action
Dexter Fong: Ohhhhhhhhh!
llanwydd: I can tell he's the most brilliant of all of them though
Principalpoop: i have enough trouble with my american accent, people in the south say I am from the north and visa0versa in the north
Dexter Fong: Talented I'd say
cease: i dont think there is "most brilliant"
Principalpoop: cool, super cool
Principalpoop: we all shine in our own way
Principalpoop: john lennon said something like that
TheIncredibleTween: I record some bits for Jim & Bambi's show on occasion. Am amazed when I liten to them how much of a TX accent I've picked up.
Principalpoop: yes you have tween
Dexter Fong: Shine on crazy diamond
TheIncredibleTween: And this from a guy who took speech lessons on the Severn River (Annapolis) lol
cease: no matter how long i lived in japan, i could never acquire a japanese accent
Principalpoop: it is a different brain rthym
llanwydd: I was thinking very recently, is there a difference between a japanese and a chinese accent?
TheIncredibleTween: LA accent will never die, eh?
Dexter Fong: Great difference
Principalpoop: there are great difference inside languages
llanwydd: if there is, it is something probably one that only they would notice
Dexter Fong: You would notice llan: Japanese is a bit more gutteral and abrupt...Chinese is much more singy songy
Principalpoop: watch and see if they bow or not at the end of sentences
Dexter Fong: and if they carry big friggin swords
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 11:33 PM, dragging Mark Time by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
llanwydd: LOL, Princ
Mark Time: howdy crew.....
Principalpoop: comitchuah mark time
TheIncredibleTween: Which Chinese? Mandarin? Cantoneese?
llanwydd: Hey Mark!
cease: hi mark
Dexter Fong: Ohhh!Mark!! You great ly late!
TheIncredibleTween: Mark!
TheIncredibleTween: lol P
Mark Time: grated late than never
Principalpoop: grated cheese log
Mark Time: greeeted late then never
Dexter Fong: Tween: Most if not all chines acents are different in that way from Japanese
TheIncredibleTween: The Grateful Cheese
Mark Time: where's ms bam
Principalpoop: whatever happened to esperanto, there was a bright idea
Mark Time: they ran out of grounds for making it
TheIncredibleTween: Philliy Cheese on Sub Bass
TheIncredibleTween: Wouldn't have a clue, Dex
Mark Time: oh that;s espresso...
Principalpoop: ahh toad away
Dexter Fong: Bass that are nder what/ other bass..covered with cheese? Sounds good!
TheIncredibleTween: I usually tell the difference by the phonics (between languages)
cease: cheese on toad. sounds like a python bit
Principalpoop: put a capichinno on it MT
TheIncredibleTween: Mark, you come in at the last :(
Mark Time: eye mate
TheIncredibleTween: In Through The Out Door, so to spreak..
Dexter Fong nose MT
Principalpoop: starbucks and hutch
TheIncredibleTween: yeah cease lol
cease: toledo, texas?
TheIncredibleTween: Contacts?
Principalpoop: holy toledo
Dexter Fong: Wow! Clems going late toight..Giant Rat just came on
Mark Time: I've got a hunch I've been missing a parity
Principalpoop: check your baud baby
Dexter Fong: Mark: That hunch suits you
cease: it used to be the holy city. now it just has a bunch of el grecos
llanwydd: well, I'm going to bed. see you in 160 hours
TheIncredibleTween: Most signifigant bits, MT
cease: off you go, llan
Principalpoop: don't get poked llan
TheIncredibleTween: Bye LL
Dexter Fong: But who's counting eh?
Dexter Fong: Night llan
Mark Time: all we have to fear are tears themselves
Donk: nite llan
TheIncredibleTween: Tear for Fears? I loved them!
Principalpoop: ahh that is why you mentioned toledo texas, i just heard it finally
TheIncredibleTween: "Everybody Wants To Rule The World"
||||||||| At 11:39 PM, Mark Time scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Mark Time sashays in at 11:39 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
cease: no, the city was named in the last firesign bit
Principalpoop: quite the swinger there mark time
Dexter Fong: Keep on a-scurrying and a-sashayin
Principalpoop: right, i just heard it on the cni
TheIncredibleTween: The Devolving Door...
cease: we went to toledo in 02 as part of our tour of spain. its the one city i wouldnt revisit
Principalpoop: barcelona?
Dexter Fong: Barca Lounger?
cease: the other cities we went to were either full of moorish wonders (granada, cordoba, sevilla) or wondrous modernism (madrid, barcelona)
Principalpoop: woof woof
Dexter Fong: Barack Obanger
cease: yes we spent 5 days there. my fave
cease: we would consider living there, if we spoke spanish, or catalan
Principalpoop: you could learn it
Principalpoop: enough to get by
cease: if there is a more enjoyable thing to do than sit in a restaurant devouring tapas and guzzling sangria and watching the lights at play on Gaudi's Sangrada Familia, I dont know what it is
Dexter Fong: Estudio Espanish Molti rapido
cease: i want to go back there to go to El Bulli, according to the san pelagrino list, the best restaurant in the world. plus some basque places almost as good
Principalpoop: see, even fong can do it, birds in love do it, even alligators in the swamp do it
TheIncredibleTween: The Devolving Door...
cease: maybe i can marry a spaniard?
Principalpoop: spaniarde
Dexter Fong: Meet my seester
TheIncredibleTween thinks P is familiar with the Marx Bros :)
Dexter Fong: She is still virgin...technically
TheIncredibleTween: Then you could participate in the Running of the Cats!
cease: virgin olive oyle?
Dexter Fong: He could get a job as a cat wrangler
Dexter Fong: Cat: Extra virgin )wink) (wink)
cease: great line by jim hightower about herding cats at the air america cruise
TheIncredibleTween: I don't know _how_ it happened ;)
Principalpoop: or one of the those that get the cats worked up into a frenzy before the run
cease: the lakers somehow managed to lose the game, dex. in the bag, indeed
TheIncredibleTween: Hightower is very funny
Dexter Fong: What a strange segue clem
TheIncredibleTween: As was Ann Richards
Dexter Fong: Cat: I don't understand..the refs were payed
TheIncredibleTween: A 'stand-up' Governor of TX (the one before Bush)
cease: no, the lakers ran out of gas.
TheIncredibleTween: was always putting people in stiches in her press conferences
cease: speaking of paid refs, my father's former partner in ford dealership was a mafia guy
Dexter Fong: Hocker player, eh?
Principalpoop: her and molly ives, quality folks
TheIncredibleTween: Many of us _really_ miss Ann Richards
cease: he was supposed to fix the lakers, ie, install a mob guy as their coach but he fucked up. they found him dead in the trunk of his pink rolls
TheIncredibleTween: I had the great luck to move to TX just when Bush was replacing Rochards
Dexter Fong: Don't forget Mollie's big brother, Burly Ives
TheIncredibleTween: Richards
TheIncredibleTween: lucky me, 12 years of Bush lol
Principalpoop: suicide?
TheIncredibleTween: Could he afford a mafia guy?
Dexter Fong: Right poop
Principalpoop: chuckle chuckle
cease: the la cops hired a psychic to find him and she heard him complaining about being killed and put in the trunk of his beloved car.
Dexter Fong: He went for his luggage and the trunk lid crushed......and put two bullets in his head
TheIncredibleTween: Ivins is sorely missed as well. Used to live near my part of town
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
TheIncredibleTween: He had too much baggage...
Dexter Fong: llanwydd...dead of violins
Principalpoop: he was in his trunk cleaning his gun
cease: the ford company actually forced my father to bring the guy inot the dealership so they knew he was mafia. he was relatively famous
cease: they wree tired of him being so nice to customers.
Dexter Fong: Did he have a neat street name...Jonny Fairlane or nick thunderbird
cease: too bad he didnt live long enough to see the ford motor company go out of business. but pretty close
Principalpoop: a big corporation involved in illegal activities? i am shocked
cease: Vic Weiss was his name
TheIncredibleTween: He had a VW Beatle?
Dexter Fong: Don't tase poop, man
cease: forget spelling but i used to have newspaper article about the discovery of his body
TheIncredibleTween: lol P
cease: i was actually in the car. he'd lend it to my father occasionally
Principalpoop: it was driving the cadillac instead of a lincon that go him
Principalpoop: lincoln
Mark Time: heinz site is golden.....and it's past Mark's bedtime....LOL to all and may the week bring lots of good fortune to all....
Principalpoop: got
Dexter Fong: Poop: YOu're right!! The authorities need to know about this
Principalpoop: night mark, bunny and sunny
||||||||| "Hey Mark Time!" ... Mark Time turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:53 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
cease: night, mark
TheIncredibleTween: Love ythe old '66 Lincoln 4-door convertible with the suicide doors
Dexter Fong: Night Honey
Dexter Fong: Oh! That's right..she left before
Principalpoop: we had one, 1964
cease: "what you might call liquid doors" from Neal Amid
TheIncredibleTween: That's gotta be a $60-70 grand classic
Principalpoop: oops hard top
Principalpoop: that was in the 1970s
Dexter Fong: 13 year old Lincoln?
Principalpoop: yes, a teenager
TheIncredibleTween: They made a 4-door T-bird like that as well
cease: and already dreaming of being president
TheIncredibleTween: Very rare
TheIncredibleTween: Will have to revisit Neal :)
Dexter Fong: Curly Neal?
Principalpoop: barok obama
Dexter Fong: And Joe Besser?
TheIncredibleTween: Thanks for reminding me, cease
Principalpoop: larry fine
Dexter Fong: and wife also
TheIncredibleTween: We're going to take Arabia! (Moe)
Dexter Fong: see u soonest
cease: and then you'll take berlin?
TheIncredibleTween: See you _real_ Soon ;)
Dexter Fong: Nein!!!! Poland!!!!!!!
Principalpoop: ngyhh nyghh ngyhhh
TheIncredibleTween: YEAH cease!!
cease: ice 9?
TheIncredibleTween: Great tune :)
TheIncredibleTween: My parents were great fans - Suzanne...
TheIncredibleTween: Vonnegut rocks
Dexter Fong: A real pot purri from clem tonight
cease: he's a national hero, to the extent we have such things here
Dexter Fong: Suzanne?
Principalpoop: 10-4 on that
cease: not exactly, dex. its the best of firesign thingie
cease: lenny cohen
Dexter Fong: Wow! Really tall
Dexter Fong: Cat: Seems rathe like a pop quiz
TheIncredibleTween: He played Austin City Limits
cease: not on jupiter
Principalpoop: 10 or 26 to 4
TheIncredibleTween: His keyboard player was beyond excellent
cease: pop gone now, mom eternally quizical
Principalpoop: dr pepper, 10s, 2s and 4s are wild
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, does anybody really know what time it is
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's exactly 11:59 PM!"
cease: my first fathers day without a father.
TheIncredibleTween: Chicago is from LA - figures lol
Principalpoop: kibo is on the station
Dexter Fong: Bound to be emotional
TheIncredibleTween: Mine passed in 1993
Principalpoop: 1982 for me
cease: Fumiyo's parents also died long ago. Mine just lived on and on
Dexter Fong: Poop: Beat kibo of the station and report back to central
TheIncredibleTween: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_F._Ericson
cease: if you wanna call that a living (relative firesign line)
Principalpoop: right
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
TheIncredibleTween: http://www.management.gwu.edu/emeritus.asp
Principalpoop: wow
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, button your pajama bottons
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter Fong and inquires "Would you like something?"
TheIncredibleTween: Health is everything
TheIncredibleTween: Really sorry about your folks
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, button it
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Something I can help with?"
Principalpoop: time helps
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give yourself a button up
||||||||| Catherwood gets yourself a button up.
cease: i thikn my father would be sorrier to still be alive, but i could be wrong
Principalpoop: he has no pain or suffering now, remember how you felt before you were born?
cease: exactly, poop. or so i belive.but i could be wrong.
Dexter Fong: Yeah! Some guy kept pocking this sausage like thing into my living room
cease: my mother keeps asking "god" to take her to join her husband in "heaven"
cease: those are alien concepts to me. but not to most people
Principalpoop: couples often die around the same time
TheIncredibleTween: That's horrible, cease. I feel for you and your Mom
cease: i actually know a fair number of women, my mother's sisters and friends, whose husbands died and they lived on and on
TheIncredibleTween: true, P
TheIncredibleTween: A bond like that is hard to break
Principalpoop: yes cat, if she survives a month, it could be years
cease: they were married for 66 years, away from each only during ww2
Principalpoop: like doves, they do that
Principalpoop: except the world war 2 part
TheIncredibleTween: The 7th Circle of Health ROFL!!
cease: the care centre is state of art, and it's the public system too. the private system they were in before was profoundly deficeint in care services and even more profoundly expensive
TheIncredibleTween: Wow, that's a ride cease
cease: lol poop. ww2, with doves!
Principalpoop: lol, i liked that too hehe
cease: sounds like python
TheIncredibleTween: One hears that the CN health system is somewhat more humane
TheIncredibleTween: But I still like Ron Paul and the TX Libertarians because they want ptople to actually _read_ the Constitution
TheIncredibleTween: people
||||||||| 12:08 AM: überRegenbogen jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Principalpoop: america will see a sea-change in nursing homes and chronic care facilities very soon
TheIncredibleTween: hey čber
Dexter Fong: uber!! Hiyah
Principalpoop: ahh octaluber
cease: you think so, poop?
TheIncredibleTween: the Boomers in nursing homes? Yeah, that would be different ;)
überRegenbogen: hi Tueen ;)
cease: the public system is very good here. you needn't see Sicko to know that
Dexter Fong: Poop: We put all the old folks on baots and shove em off to sea
cease: hi uber
Principalpoop: it is happening already, even republicans want to do something about the health care industry
überRegenbogen: hi all
TheIncredibleTween: Et tu, čber?
TheIncredibleTween: lol Dex
überRegenbogen: si
TheIncredibleTween: lol
Dexter Fong: oui
Principalpoop: good idea dex, send the love boat out full and bring it back empty
TheIncredibleTween: LOL P!
Dexter Fong: ahh..we ran into a little gail storm and she took them all away
TheIncredibleTween: Cocoon?
Principalpoop: the storm or they stayed in mexico
Principalpoop: right tween
TheIncredibleTween: Ah, they've gone to a better place... They're Serving Mankind
Dexter Fong: Poop: We'll never know (fade organ sting down and out)
Principalpoop: aliens make them young and take them to another planet
Principalpoop: i think we have a moneymaker idea here lol
Dexter Fong: and there they serve as appetizers
cease: heres proc speaking lots of languages again
Dexter Fong: da
TheIncredibleTween: The new Bush food plan. Walmart Green
Dexter Fong: Jah
Dexter Fong: Oui
Dexter Fong: Si
TheIncredibleTween: (that actually works pretty well lol)
Dexter Fong: &
Principalpoop: soylent travel company
cease: no, i thikn the bush food plan is soylent green
TheIncredibleTween: Da Da Doo Doo...
Dexter Fong: You'll never hear it coming
TheIncredibleTween: What??
Dexter Fong: See?
Principalpoop: eh? hear what? huh?
cease: i was too late
cease: i think this is one of proc's worst, but it relates to an actual experience so he loves it
Dexter Fong: Silently Soylent...an agri-mystery
cease: when he was in russia with the yale russian choir
Principalpoop: i like this song
TheIncredibleTween: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081764/
Dexter Fong: Commies at yale...thought it was only harvard
cease: i like the hash ref
Dexter Fong: I went ag4round on the the hash reef
cease: i doubt anyone needs to buy him any. he has all the afghani he wants
TheIncredibleTween: Well, you're better than US...
cease: i hear the kif in the rif is pretty good
Dexter Fong: We are US!!
TheIncredibleTween: And they's the enemy!
cease: us+
Dexter Fong: Clem musta got one of them new long player record machines
Principalpoop: we own the idea of ideas
TheIncredibleTween: lol
Dexter Fong: But I own *you* poop
Principalpoop: 33/3
cease: as opposed to a gramaphone, dex?
cease: i remember 78s
Dexter Fong: more than that 66/6 at least
Principalpoop: i have seen 78s
TheIncredibleTween: Just Buyin' Time, P ;)
Dexter Fong: Its was a grmapaphone..only he could use it
Dexter Fong: Used to listen to the supreme court sessions
cease: like an idolect. memory code
Dexter Fong: Those shalt have no idolect code before thee
cease: i hear you got habeus corpus back today, dex. good for you
Dexter Fong: Carpe diem, dude
Principalpoop: spaz roberts, i want him to have a fit while asking a question...
cease: i'd hate to be picked up on my food trips and held for some obscure bushian reason
Dexter Fong: I love the music from Roller maidens
TheIncredibleTween: lol cease
Principalpoop: i saw that 5-4, 4 said that the US constitution does not apply to our activities at gitmo
Principalpoop: crazy bastards, lordy lordy
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Donk - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Poop: Do you mean Supremes said gitmo detainees can sue in US cxourts?
Principalpoop: almost,
TheIncredibleTween: Austin said I was the first guy to realize this was about Kristofferson
Dexter Fong: Esplain please
Dexter Fong: Santa Klaus?
Principalpoop: they have to be allowed to sue in us courts or the equivilant process available
TheIncredibleTween: Habeas Corpus was a gift from the Brits
TheIncredibleTween: Magna Carta
Dexter Fong: Better than what they had...small solace, I know
TheIncredibleTween: You can imprison or punish somebody without showing proof of a crime in a court of law
Principalpoop: you cannot just detain people forever without a real judge or real court saying ok lol
TheIncredibleTween: You _can't_
Dexter Fong: Poop: You wanna go to radio Prison....?
TheIncredibleTween: imprison or punish
Principalpoop: they said the current setup was not a real court or a real judge
TheIncredibleTween: What fast motor we be taking??
Dexter Fong: YOu mean it was like...ah..TV?
Principalpoop: give them to a NYC jury, that will solve all the problems
Principalpoop: if there is any evidence at all against the guy
Dexter Fong: Poop: Think you'd be surprised by that verdict
Principalpoop: i thought scalia would have supported habeus
Dexter Fong: Toad Away
TheIncredibleTween: Nice set, ah, clem :)
Principalpoop: i was surprised 5-4
TheIncredibleTween: Love to see the video, Dex :)
cease: i was surprised habeus wasn't considered "qauint" like the constitution, geneva convention, other tedious obstacles to bush.co
Dexter Fong: New Yorkers not any more enamored of Bushes assault on the constitution
TheIncredibleTween: Ribbit lol
Dexter Fong: Say Good Night Clem
Principalpoop: this is partly a marbury decision too, they want to keep the courts involved
cease: but too many of your countryfolk are, dex, or just dont care, figuring it doenst involve them
TheIncredibleTween: Apparently, Alberto Gonzales is having trouble finding work ;)
cease: by clem
Dexter Fong: Stephen Marbury...the Knicks point guard...he sucks
Principalpoop: if any president can turn habeus off when he wants, that shuts out the courts...
TheIncredibleTween: The Constitution is a quaint document??
Principalpoop: ahh now toad away,
Principalpoop: thanks so much ahh, clem :D night night
Dexter Fong: Poop: You are behind me in audio formatio
Dexter Fong: n
TheIncredibleTween: Yes indeed - many thanks, clem :-)
Principalpoop: i used to have the other link, yes I am many minutes late now
cease: the toad has gone away
TheIncredibleTween: Formage - ation?
Principalpoop: where did the toad go?
Dexter Fong: and in its place, the Komono Dragon
Dexter Fong: Showing a glimpse of thighs (4)
TheIncredibleTween: That's for the comeradeship folks. Been great fun.
überRegenbogen: The Constitution is a "God damned piece of paper", according to our witless leader
Principalpoop: maybe at gitmo, for a while we would not let the red cross in
Principalpoop: chat stalled, i don't see my words
TheIncredibleTween: If you're around on Saturday evenings, Jim & Bambi have a tech show which could turn into whatever as well ;)
Dexter Fong: Night Tween if you're headed out
TheIncredibleTween: And don't forget to support CNI Radio, without which, none of this would have been necessary... (http://www.cniradio.com/donations.htm)
Principalpoop: it is late, ciaooo, night night
cease: indeed, tween
Dexter Fong: Poop: I'm watching over you, remember?
cease: by poop
||||||||| 12:29 AM -- TheIncredibleTween left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
überRegenbogen: (oops. did i just generate another Eschelon hit?)
Dexter Fong: Night poop, don't turn you're lights on
Dexter Fong: No uber, just gettin' to be that time =))
Dexter Fong: But I think my rear echelon took a hit
Dexter Fong: Mind if I stand, Sir?
cease: I stand for Ice Stands
Dexter Fong: Perhaps I'll slouch a bit
überRegenbogen: jsut don't forget your cues
cease: toward bethlehem?
cease: are those my cues? what happened to my pee?
Dexter Fong: There's no xcues for forgetting you cues
Dexter Fong: Dots your Eyes Cat
Dexter Fong crosses is t shirts
cease: eyes dotted shut
cease: just like herro kity
Dexter Fong: Cut along the dotted line
cease: and watch out for mrs. dash
überRegenbogen: dot your j's and cross your x's
Dexter Fong: Dash it all, I told you not to mention her
cease: do you know what that is? my mother used to send me odd peppers and things, and mrs dash was one of them. pretty good, actually
Dexter Fong: Well time to follow the fleet and run over the halt and the lame
cease: good on vegies
cease: yes off we drift. before i start talking about food again
Dexter Fong: Cat: Tutti al tabla et mangiere
überRegenbogen: ntbcw Mr. Semicolon
Dexter Fong: uber: Have a good week
cease: tutti fruiti? call rudy
überRegenbogen: if you insist
||||||||| At 12:35 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, cease!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dexter Fong: Means Everyone to the table and lets eat!
Dexter Fong: Say Goodnight Grace, Gracie
überRegenbogen doesn't mean anything
Dexter Fong: me too
überRegenbogen: good night
||||||||| überRegenbogen rushes off, saying "12:38 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Principalpoop - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood fades his voice out like this and cues the organist...
||||||||| It's 12:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:50 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ah,clem - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
H. Stones
Mark Time
Tor Hershman
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Rogue's Gallery:

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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"