A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 17, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Firebroiled falls out at 7:26 AM.
Firebroiled: Well, that’s fuel under the reactor now, Mr. Time!
Prince Arcturus has us by the thrusters!
With you as bait,
half the Federation Navy’s gonna some blastin’ in,
and the Prince’ll have ‘em trapped
like Mars flies in a Klein Bottle!

Well, scramble my feedback!
But what about Doc Dex?

Firebroiled: Dr. Technical is on his own, Bob!
Right in the middle of the biggest battlefield
this old Universe has ever seen!

||||||||| At 7:29 AM, Firebroiled vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood escorts ChipOffTheOldTweeny in through the front door at 8:06 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Who's movie _is_ this, anyway??
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: UNI is writing verses now?
||||||||| Catherwood says "8:07 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs ChipOffTheOldTweeny by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| ah,clem sashays in at 8:43 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern time'
||||||||| ah,clem rushes off, saying "8:45 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:52 PM and DExter Fong bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
DExter Fong: HEllo DE freinds
DExter Fong: We will now text the Forebroiled exprcosm
DExter Fong: Opps! Exorcism
||||||||| 8:55 PM: ah,clem jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
DExter Fong: Hi Clem
ah,clem: hi Dex
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'ChipOffTheOldTweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:55 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
DExter Fong: AFK for a minute (FAM)
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Insert your arm so UNI can give you your proper medication
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Demons Out! Prophets In!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:58 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:58 PM and late as usual, it's cease, just back from Elmertown."
Merlyn: hey ho
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: it's off to orc we go...
cease: i'm no ho. i give it away
cease: speaking of orcs, just saw news piece on hotel in north korea said to be the worst building in the history of mankind
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Only $500 dollars shilling and handling
cease: when i first went to korea, i thought i was in mordor. and that's the good part of korea
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: No, that would be the pen, er Washington monument
||||||||| Mudhead enters at 9:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex.
DExter Fong: Don't club me dude
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 17, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Arf Arf
ChipOffTheOldTweeny spins a ball on his knows
DExter Fong: Cat: Worse than some of the places I've lived in?
cease: i noticved buildings that were falling apart as they were being erected. this was in puson in 74. now its happening in pyongyang
ah,clem: Washington monument - a tribute to Bill Clinton?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: (dead air, clem)
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Well, it would be appropriate
DExter Fong: Tween, the air's dead Jim
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: A Virginia slave farm is the actual monument to Mr. Washington ;)
ah,clem: are you sure, all looks ok here
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: This is an Apple computer. This is a 'mute' button lol
DExter Fong: You wanna big slave, you gots to use lotsa foitilzer
DExter Fong: Clem: Read you 5x5
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Ummmm grate wall of martha
ah,clem: ok, thank goodness
Mudhead: Yahhhh Sur!
ah,clem: tween had me worried
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Whew!!
DExter Fong: This is Jolly Roger texting you my 13-20
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: The I-320 through Antelope Canyon?
Mudhead: Can anyone see what Im typing to you?
DExter Fong: Tween: Those antelopes are dead Jim
cease: i have thus far avoided texting and cell phones
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: You're not my type
DExter Fong: Hi Mudhead
cease: i am spelling challenged enough on a big keyboard
Mudhead: Whew, I thought I wasnt here
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: But, Proctor lives in 90125!
DExter Fong: The Big Keyboard starring Diane Abbott and Freddie Bartholomew
cease: where's mudhead?
Mudhead: If you can call it a living
DExter Fong: At Bottles house
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Ah, she's in the rumble seat
cease: is bride of firesign going to part of the danger box, merl?
DExter Fong: Cat: Don't know how you feel about this particular FST Nick Danger but (for me) it has one of the great lines of all time
cease: and i have to guess which one?
DExter Fong: "He shot herself"
cease: better go get my sangria, back in a minute
ah,clem: lol Cat
DExter Fong: No Cat..this was not a test...get out from under your esk
ah,clem: you will need it, it's a full moon
DExter Fong: or Desk
DExter Fong: OwooooooH!!
DExter Fong: Only he who is pure of heart
DExter Fong: Class! Next line, please
ah,clem Howls
DExter Fong: "and says his prayers at night"
Mudhead lifts his head from the mirror and shakes the powder off his nose
DExter Fong can become a wolf when the wolf bane blooms
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Cover your head with a scarf. It's an Iranian nuke
Mudhead: Yes, another line class!
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: What's mine line?
DExter Fong: "and the Autumn moon is bright
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: You bet your leif!
DExter Fong: Maria Ouspenkosky enter left
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Just saw Love Happy the other day. Marx Bros '49
DExter Fong: Ouspenkayah
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: PD?
DExter Fong: oospenskiyah
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: They were in their 50's and had lost a bit of the edge, but it was still pretty good
DExter Fong: 'ho spent this kayak
Merlyn: Some new footage from Love Happy was found about 10 years ago.
DExter Fong: Cat has gone to Spain for some more sangria
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Groucho was rather obviously inebrieated, but still really good
DExter Fong: He always had to be inebriated to become grouchy
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: When you see the progress from The Cocanuts to Day At The Races, they were quite amazing
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: My fav is Day At The Races
DExter Fong: I liked Racy Nights
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Think Cocoanuts was '29
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: one of the first 'talkies'
DExter Fong: But the soundtrack sucks
Merlyn: Night in Casablanca showed how good they could still be late in their careers
DExter Fong: oops stinks
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: What car? lol
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Iguana another beer
DExter Fong: Come to Car Mel's for a scenic deal
cease: back from spain. i think i just taped over that marx bros flick
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Thought 'introducing Marylin Maonroe' wasn't bad for '49
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Monroe
cease: saw huge iguanas in puerto vallarta. like little dinosaurs
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: (not that we spell her name anymore)
DExter Fong: Who was Marylin Maonroe...ffirst aborigne star
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: And then Mothra showed up? lol
Merlyn: who would've thought the widow of president James Monroe would look so good
DExter Fong: for 100 dollars
cease: i expedct my spelling to get even worse tonight.
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: I'll give you $100 for a James Monroe note
cease: i left my glasses on the seabus on tuesdya night.
DExter Fong: !SSSSSSSS! Right on dude
cease: the lost and found is still closed from a power outtage that hit downtown on tues
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: The seabus to Victoria Island?
Merlyn: how about some hi-C?
cease: so i must use shades or go without
DExter Fong: Cool man, cool
cease: i was going downtonw to see spamalot.
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Believe it or not, there's a Victoria, TX (Gulf shore). Ron Paul is Congress
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:19 PM and donK bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Hey Don
DExter Fong: DoNk!!!]
cease: i sat in a-39. i'd never sat at the orchestra pit before
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Spamalot must be quite something
cease: made the cymbols joke particularly good
cease: i';ll review it on my blog
donK: hey DeXter
DExter Fong: hI
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Yeah, the flutes are uncomfortable
Merlyn: If Ron Paul is congress, he's the opposite of progress?
cease: the transition from film to stage was well done.
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Zyljin? (sp?) lol
DExter Fong: SWINGIN"
cease: problem was the extraneous stuff, the loud and teidous lady of the lake and some other shit they could have done without
DExter Fong: sheesh
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Oh no, that's the Russian car (Zyl)
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Les Paul for Congress!!
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Oops, he dead...
DExter Fong: Nope
cease: Mary Ford for secretary
donK: les paul isn't dead yet, don't bury him
DExter Fong: Les Paul isa alive and apprearing at Iridium jazz club every weekend
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: See the fiiord in a Mary Ford...
DExter Fong: lol Tween
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: The inventor of the multitrack
DExter Fong: Right Tween
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: There would be no Hendrix or FST w/o Les Paul ;)
DExter Fong: Inventor of the solid body electric guitar
donK: yep mary ford always sounded like the mcguire sisters , gotta love the multitrack
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Amazing story, that guy
DExter Fong: Broke his arm some years ago, badly. had it set so he could play guitar////right arm
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Ampex gave him a 2-tk and he made 3, and on and on and on
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Want a pic of the arm?
DExter Fong: Tween" He was searching for the prime number of tracks
cease: good point, tween
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: He had them reset his arm so he could still play guitar - http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1096/1268156524_188aae755b.jpg?v=0
DExter Fong: Uh-Oh! Tween's brought in an URL
DExter Fong: and it's red all over
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Nice broken arm ;)
DExter Fong: Neat fractured collarbone
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Car accident, right?
DExter Fong: Ugly torn rotator cuff
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Like Garcia's missing finger?
DExter Fong: Garcia
DExter Fong: s missing finger led to torn rotator cuff
DExter Fong: Affected his windmill pwer chord
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: LOL
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: He rotated his finger lol
DExter Fong: Hace hot paring spot must leave now, back soonest
cease: he could power his artificial heart with windmill finger power
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Whooo Whooo
cease: he shot herself. thanks for pointing that out to me, dex
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: I poored myself an eye opener...
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: rofl - Poone's Farm
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: BTW - haven't read it yet, but Ossman's "Firesign Follies" looks like something to give to your grandkiddies
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: An 'archive', so to speak
cease: or someone like them
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: there's digression in the ranks?
cease: havent called dave yet but will before i go to chicago
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Chi' town? My folks are from there
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Dad was Phi Beta Economics U of C
cease: barack taught there, right?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Before I was born (and I'll be 54 this Sunday)
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Milton Friedman
cease: along with some harmful economists
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Dad was into something bigger. Society for General Systems Research
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Maragaret Mead was in our living room in MD
cease: the cousin i'm visitoing there went to northwestern and regrets she didnt go to u of c. much better in her speciality
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Cybernetics folks were his friends, he was Prof at GWU DC
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: University of Chicago, LA?
cease: yes she said chicago u was better. or maybe it was that northwestern was so bad
cease: i attended 67 universitites and taught in 3. they all vary
cease: 7, not 67
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: One should visit the Great Lakes. Just to make sure there are still fish alive lol
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Not that the Gulf doesn't have a 'dead zone' :(
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Sorry, I have a bad attitude about the 'rust belt'
cease: i was in toronto 2 years ago. it's on a greatr lake
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Principalpoop', just granted probation at 9:45 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cease: thriving city of about 5 million
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: hey P
cease: hi poop
Principalpoop: hallo
Principalpoop: what is the rod?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Serling
Principalpoop: sterling?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: That's reel!
cease: madona's new boyfriend
Mudhead: oh hai principalPoop
donK: i'm not too crazy about the rust belt either Tweeny
Principalpoop: hai
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Whatever you may say about Madonna or Michael jackson, they get _great_ engineers to work for them
Principalpoop: shome, superior, huron, ontario, michigan and ahh eaary
cease: and michael made so many glove makers rich
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Madonna's "Cherish" is masterful pop music
cease: ive never heard a song by her i liked
Principalpoop: cherish is a word i use to describe...
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Hey, each to his own
donK: madona not my kind of music, but the girl is talented
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: I wouldn't be associated with that
Principalpoop: each his own? Then where's mine?
ah,clem: heard her on a live tv show some years ago, and she could not even get in key. bad.
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Try SNL :)
Principalpoop: she started a whole generation of young girls dressing like whores, how can you complain about that?
cease: you have some one else's tastes, poop?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: She wasn't using a tape track, apparently lol
ah,clem: maybe, but she can't sing
Principalpoop: i have no taste, that is what I was asking for
cease: yes and no, poop. i think it would have happened without her.
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Mathematics? This is my bra size...
Principalpoop: who cares if she can sing, look at cher?
Principalpoop: and sonny, it is all marketing
ah,clem: I'd rather not look at cher
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Cher had _amazingly_ good technicians
cease: i have heard cher actually sing. she does have that capacty, or did when younger
Principalpoop: i got you babe
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Money can buy you some pretty good mercinary audio ;)
cease: there were great centers of technicians then. probably much more diffuse now
Principalpoop: i would need a lot of echo chambres and brass
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:54 PM and Elayne sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Hey E
Elayne: Evenin' all!
cease: hey' el's here
ah,clem: hi E!
donK: Hey Elayne
Principalpoop: who remembers carly simon's nipple?
Principalpoop: oops, hi E
ah,clem: lol, I remember her, but....
donK: is that a song?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Then again, George Martin was doing spoken audio gigs before he met The Beatles. Go figure ;)
Principalpoop: an album cover, and she was obviously not wearing a bra...
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: You're so vein
Elayne: Prinpoop, my husband wants to know if "Carly Simon's Nipple" was a late '70s punk band.
ah,clem: rotf
Elayne: Oh, Martin worked with some of the best British comedians around in the early '60s.
donK: that was to distract you from her not so great tace, Poop
Principalpoop: it was a song too, frank sinatra did a beautiful version
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: That, Ms E :)
Principalpoop: i thought she was cute, she is still cute, i saw her on the daily show
Elayne: He produced all of Peter Sellers' stuff, for instance.
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: No wonder that Python and Beatles got along so well
donK: put another nipple in the nipple odian?
Principalpoop: i used to drink grape ripple
Elayne: Well, it's a peculiar British sense of humour, Tweeny. The Beatles were always askew, remember. "Are you a mod or a rocker?" "I'm a mocker."
cease: dont sit under the nipple tree with anybody else but me
Principalpoop: wall-e was ok,
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Sure that there was a bit of engineering trading ;)
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Quadrophenia
Principalpoop: who?
Elayne: Lennon adored Fawlty Towers. He said in an interview that he wished he were John Cleese, and would love to have been in Monty Python. Lots and lots of crossover mentality there.
donK: yes
ah,clem: don't bogart that nipple
cease: just saw spamalot on tuesday.
Elayne: Sorry, this is kind of my area of expertise (crossed with my husband's area of expertise), I do go on a bit about it.
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: One of my favorite albums - put a 6-pack next to a drum kit and played to Keith Moon :)
cease: i thought at the time, what someone else oding the firesign plays would osund like
Elayne: Besides, it's better than discussing nipples. :)
cease: interesting typing
Principalpoop: cannot discuss madonna without saying that word once, it is a law, but we can move on now...
donK: sorry
DExter Fong: I'm back, I'm back Dear Friends...I'm back
cease: and front
Principalpoop: fong is back, front and center
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Wolf's Nipples... get them while they're hot! (Brian)
DExter Fong: Hi Elayne..sorry I missed you yesterday if i did
Elayne: Hey Dex! I think we should make plans now for next Wednesday, what say you? :)
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: wb Dex
DExter Fong: Elayne: I say..huh?
Elayne: No Dex, it wasn't a good day for us to get together, which is why I want to plan next week NOW. :)
Principalpoop: how about brunch tween, you like dennys?
Elayne: Name your dive of choice, and we'll hit it right around 6 PM.
Principalpoop: the ihop gets crowded
DExter Fong: Elayne: I prefer Crash Dive!!
Elayne: Is there acually a place in the area with that monicker, Dex? I wouldn't put it past someone...
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Last time I was in NYC was a showcase with the Jeremiah Samuels Band from DC, around '77
DExter Fong: Elayne: Call me on tuesday and leave your number (if you can) in case I miss your call
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Couldn't tell you the club
Principalpoop: what should she call you? hehe
DExter Fong: Tween: Waz that you??
Elayne: Will do, Dex. And I've just msg'ed it to you also.
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Soundman
DExter Fong: You were dressed as Jeramiah, the bullfrog
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: It was a bit intimidating, as I recall lol
DExter Fong: E: Thnks for the massage
Elayne: And thus, plans made, I am off to collapse.
Principalpoop: well ok, fine
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: ribbit
Principalpoop: sleep well E
cease: by el
ah,clem: good night E
Elayne: Ten-hour days aren't a heck of a lot of fun, but hey, it kept me off the sweltering streets...
Elayne: Night all!
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Health & happy, E
||||||||| At 10:06 PM, Elayne runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
DExter Fong: Night E!
Principalpoop: ok, we can talk about nipples again now
Principalpoop: heart had some nice ones
DExter Fong: Agnes! More head!!
cease: lol
Principalpoop: Anita Drink.
DExter Fong: Thank you Cat =)))
DExter Fong: Amita's Trance
Principalpoop: mesmerized
Principalpoop: what? what? what?
DExter Fong: Cat: Metropolitan Museum has a show of Turner Paintings,,,quite amazing
Principalpoop: ike or tina? or both?
DExter Fong: Big Joe turner
Principalpoop: it is not easy to turn a Big Joe
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: As Steve used to say, love the one you're width
DExter Fong: Clean up Serbiaa
DExter Fong: Or be with the one that has the adjoining seat
Principalpoop: what a groove...
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: It's not easy being Gruene....
DExter Fong: Right on Poop
DExter Fong: It's not easy being Verdi either
cease: i saw the pbs show on turner. which i enjoyed more than seeing his actual paintings
cease: i am realy really looknig forward to seeing the big monet collection in the chicago institute
DExter Fong: Having seen the show, Cat, you might enjoy tehe paintings mor now
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:13 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Mudhead by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
cease: next monthl thats soon
Principalpoop: give me monet, that's what I want
DExter Fong: Mudhead! I got your back
cease: i wonder abvout that, dex
DExter Fong: Bend over!
cease: i saw picasso and van gogh episodes on pbs and then saw the actual paintings here in van in a travleling show the next week
cease: thqat had an immense effect
DExter Fong: Cat: and.....
DExter Fong: Ah! yes
cease: mud slithered off
DExter Fong: Quidado, mud slither
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Bend over and say ahhhh
cease: i pontificate too much here
DExter Fong: Let me kiss your ring m'leige
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: He cut off what?
DExter Fong: =))
cease: i aoivd rings
Principalpoop: not pontificate, but you montificate a lot though
DExter Fong: Jah rulez! Here in Jamaica, mon, we tificate
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: I continue to recommend the Paramount Theater in Austin :)
cease: i cannot understand why anyone wears jewalry
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: What's all this I here?
DExter Fong: 'cause it's pretty?
cease: as long as i can still deficate
Principalpoop: now now, steady
DExter Fong: Check your drawers, Sir?
Principalpoop: go ahead, ask him..
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Hope your vote is better, cease
DExter Fong: Mr. Him, who are they, anyway?
Principalpoop: maybe
DExter Fong: We're all together now
cease: we can summon john lennon
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 10:18 PM, dragging llanwydd by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
llanwydd: hi
DExter Fong: singing songs like Bachs, Third rectium
Principalpoop: come together, over me, ahh the old days when innocence ran amok
cease: no it s llan, but close
DExter Fong: olla llan
donK: just give me some truth
Principalpoop: there is llan, you made it home from the big city?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Hay LL
cease: swell pizza, always a good idea
Principalpoop: truth costs extra...
cease: oh yoko
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Mmmmm groton pizza
DExter Fong: Pizza with helium injections
llanwydd: yeah, I actually came home friday
DExter Fong: Then you're here early llan
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: We don't need to know about your personal life
donK: groton pizza better than mystic pizza?
llanwydd: lol
DExter Fong: Yes we do
cease: ah clem is cutting together good stuff tonight
ah,clem :)
cease: thats not hard to do with the firesign but still, this mix stands out
DExter Fong: (sniff) (sniff) Ahhh!! Gppd stuff!
DExter Fong: Good
ah,clem: this last it is shoes for industry. I cannot take credit for this mix
DExter Fong: Speaking of (Brad..uh Kend) where the hell is he?
ah,clem: last bit
DExter Fong: Least significant bit
llanwydd: I have Shoes for Industry
DExter Fong: I have Boots for Walking
llanwydd: which sketch is on now?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: What's he saying? Blessed are the cheesemakers? Well, obviously not only cheese. He's referring to any maker of dairy products...
DExter Fong: I have pumps for pimpin...er uh pumping
cease: im too lazy to know that, clem, but that is not to your disadvantage
ah,clem: ok, Cat, tks
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Mmmmmmmm Nancy Sinatra
DExter Fong: Tween: Blessed are the butter fingers
cease: speakng of cheese, idle took his song always look on the bright side of life into the arthurs story, which was odd at best
Principalpoop: nick danger, case 666
cease: tlaking about spamalot
DExter Fong: Cat: They know how to please an audience
Principalpoop: answering llan
DExter Fong: LLAN: Nick danger, the original
cease: worked much better with jesus singing it than in the holy grail tale
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: No Hershey's ??
llanwydd: thanks, princ
llanwydd: and dex
cease: as do firesign, dex. their stage shows are similarly consturcted
DExter Fong: Cat: Jesus is not a member of Actor's Equity
Principalpoop: no thanks necessary, but 5 usd cod asap
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: I'll bleed all over you!!
llanwydd: tirebiter wrote the script, didn't he?
cease: i just thought the jews/gays on broadway tunes and other self referential theatrics were unfunny
cease: its as if someone else stole a bunch of python and then added their own shit
DExter Fong: LLAN: Nope, Tirebiter's not Jewish or Canacien
Principalpoop: is he gay?
DExter Fong: Yes!
DExter Fong: Thank God
Principalpoop: wheee!
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: springtime for Hitler...
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: winter for England and France...
cease: the audience participation was tiresome when i firest experienceed in the 50s when i was knee hight to a married grasshopper
DExter Fong: unt Chermany
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Do you see the Americans with their little feet?
cease: vinter for gnomeland and pants
Principalpoop: you did not take enough drugs...
DExter Fong: I saw the Americans with their Steely Dan
Principalpoop: take the amount you need to be kneehigh to a grasshopper again
cease: a duel of dildos
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Viacom, the pill that soothes...
DExter Fong: (Clang) (Clang)
cease: ivan had the advantage, with his huge robo-thruster
Principalpoop: buzz buzz
DExter Fong: Viacoma?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Mmmmmm bands naming themselves after dildos
Principalpoop: a whole new meaning to white rabbit
DExter Fong: "Electrolux"!!
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Steely Dan
DExter Fong: "Hoover?"!!
cease: there used to a vaccuum cleaner maker by that name
DExter Fong: I am Dick Dyson
Principalpoop: no no, you are dirk often
DExter Fong: Often I *am* Dirk
DExter Fong: Sometimes i *am* Duck
Principalpoop: radiant
||||||||| doctec bounds in at 10:32 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
DExter Fong: In my Suacy Bernaise
Principalpoop: hi doc
doctec: he's - alive!!!!!!'
DExter Fong: Doc you bonder!!
donK: hey Doc
cease: i dont belive it
cease: but i'm elated
Principalpoop: the duke of duck
DExter Fong: QvaCK!!
Principalpoop: you left out the F cat, hehe
doctec: yes, even though i got into work at 8am and didn't leave the office until 7:30pm, i still managed to show up - even if only for like 20-30 mins
llanwydd: anybody met the firesign theatre lately?
cease: duck duck duck duck of oil oil oil
Principalpoop: E does the same
doctec: that's about all i'm good for
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Butler University, IN??
doctec: we have met the firesign theatre and they is us
cease: its hard enough to use the words avilaalbe to me
Principalpoop: in what?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Which way's Goshen?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: lol Doc
doctec: i can shout, don't hear you
cease: how goes it, doc
DExter Fong: PLEASE! don't shout
Principalpoop: i need to change my glasses when you do that fong...
doctec: it goes, cat - it goes
DExter Fong: WHISPER
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Actually, it's been a really good thing to meet you folks :)
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "10:35 PM and late as usual, it's H. Stones, just back from Billville."
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Wouldn't have know about the CNI chat on Saturdays
DExter Fong: And may I say obversely
doctec: meat folks? sounds a bit cannibalistic if you ask me
Principalpoop: late as usual, hemlock stumbles in
cease: thats goodkl doc
llanwydd: hey, stones!
Principalpoop: depends on the meat fong, hehe
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Honeybunch Kaminski inside, makes a note of the time (10:35 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
cease: hi stones
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Catherwood, please give Stones a snifter of brandy
||||||||| Catherwood gets stones a snifter of brandy.
H. Stones: What a Yummy !
Honeybunch Kaminski: howdee ya'all
DExter Fong: Stones, my dear fallow, are you productive at last?
Principalpoop: sugarpie honeybunch, you know that I love you...
llanwydd: hello, ms k
cease: hey honey
doctec: apart from the fact that i don't have much of a life these days, i forge ahead
DExter Fong: Honeybunch
H. Stones: always mildly so Fong
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Catherwood, please give Honey a Southern Sunrise
||||||||| Catherwood gets honey a southern sunrise.
Honeybunch Kaminski: hiya poopie :)
cease: and your company appreciates it, doc?
DExter Fong: How's the old war wagon
Honeybunch Kaminski: hi dex :)
Principalpoop: ;blushes
doctec: i was so glad to see phil austin's contribution to 'the big jewel' web site - what a great piece
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bunnyboy close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 10:37 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary.
cease: elaye was here briefly before, and her optimism is contagious
H. Stones: Honeybunch is driving the war wagon
Honeybunch Kaminski: its rollin' dex as long as i can afford the gas
DExter Fong: Catherwood, give DExter Fong a Southern accent
||||||||| Catherwood brings dexter fong a southern accent.
Bunnyboy: MidgeMidgeMidgeMidgeMIDGEMIDGEMIDGE....!!!
llanwydd: hey, bb!
Bunnyboy: oh, hi.
Principalpoop: hip hop bunnyboy
cease: did you know that site before, doc?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: The recipes were rofl (Austin)
Honeybunch Kaminski: hi bunny
Principalpoop: yes they were
DExter Fong: Howdy y'all
llanwydd: is that you? I don't know.
cease: yes very much a continuation of his menus from the old detectrive cd
cease: hey bunny
Principalpoop: that is cowboy fong, try again
doctec: as for the company appreciating my efforts: consider that at an age where most corporations won;t touch you with a ten foot pole, the fact that i am still employed there after nearly a year (aug 1 is my anniversary) speaks volumes
Bunnyboy: Fisherman's Regret.
DExter Fong: Y'all come see us real soon
H. Stones: Cowboy fong sounds like a forties C and W singer
cease: yeah tween, he's really into that food thing, no surprise considering his wife's jojb
Principalpoop: a year already? olalala
Honeybunch Kaminski: indeed doc!
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: lol Bun
cease: good news doc
doctec: i was aware of 'the big jewel' before because of its affiliation with acn (american comedy network) - a milford biz started by kurt luchs
H. Stones: didnt he play with Tex Ritter ?
Bunnyboy: Congrats, doc!
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Don't be kurt with me...
DExter Fong: Watch your back Doc
doctec: i applied for an audio/web guy job at american comedy network - this was last spring, after kurt had left as head guy there
Principalpoop: don't jack him around
doctec: kurt is an editor for 'the big jewel' as well
Bunnyboy: Hey, cat, we saw Eddie Izzard last Saturday, at the Paramount. Brilliant.
doctec: (last spring 2007 that is)
cease: wow
Principalpoop: ahh cool
cease: i wish i'd been there with you
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Do they nickname him 'ole one-eye?'
doctec: bun: lili and i saw eddie during his 'circle' tour a few years back
cease: doc turned me onto izzard. he's amazing
doctec: he's a most amazing stand-up guy - really fast on his feet (even when wearing high heels)
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: "Let's do it 'hurricane style'..." lol
Principalpoop: he was a gypsy on some tv show, i prefer the standup
cease: no shit
DExter Fong: They're not that high
Bunnyboy: He dressed butch this time out.
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Tramps and theives...
H. Stones: maybe not Dex but he sure is
doctec: lili and i really liked 'the riches' - it may not be coming back tho, too bad about that
Principalpoop: cher again?
ah,clem: lol
DExter Fong: You go Tween!!
cease: i think i was too far away in cheap seat and too altered to appreciate him when frank and i saw him in van a few years ago
doctec: bun: ah, letting the executive transvestite thing go then, izzee?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: lol Dex
cease: i liked her walkin in memphis tune
Principalpoop: blackbirds walk in rhythm
DExter Fong: Ravens walk in quartets
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Dire Straits and Led Zeppelin have visited Muscle shoals, AL. Enough said ;)
doctec: hitchie ravens?
llanwydd: I should type something to stop being grey
Bunnyboy: doc: Well, he SAID no, but then yes, but then he shook his head, then nodded, then shook his head again, then...well, you get the idea.
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Shoals
doctec: loved him at stoodwok
DExter Fong: Tween: Shhh! Dont mention it
Principalpoop: i saw that skit, marvelous!
Bunnyboy: And he really did do/say all that, in reference to the drag question.
DExter Fong: The drag question was firmely answered by BERNOULI
cease: we're going to grease justr amused me as if for the first time
Principalpoop: trying to invent engleberts humperdinks name, humper engledink?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: I've built the perfect thyme machne...
cease: does it have rosemary and parsely?
Bunnyboy: I love his walk-on when the Monty Python survivors were at Aspen a few years back. They introduced the group, and he ambled up with all the rest of 'em. Also, brilliant.
llanwydd: and put in three dimes
Principalpoop: purple sage?
DExter Fong: Tween: YOu must be a SAE
DExter Fong: Sage
cease: who, bun?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Troubled waters here in the spice mill
cease: oh izard?
DExter Fong: Tween: You a new rider?
doctec: bun: i missed izzie's python walk-on ... he is sorta carrying the torch there
DExter Fong: er ush Poop
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Monty live in Aspen is great
Principalpoop: speak up stones, no mumbling
doctec: i'll have to keep an eye out for that one
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Love country rock, Dex
DExter Fong: Doc: But there are 6 torches to carry
doctec: as opposed to igneous rock?
llanwydd: I'll be back in a little while
H. Stones: did someone call ?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: We can stand 100 degree summers in Austin for mild winters
Bunnyboy: Puts me in mind of the last time Chevy Chase was really funny. It was when they were presenting Emmys in 1976, and announced him as the first nominee in his field...and he promptly stood and walked to the podium.
doctec: k
DExter Fong: We'll wait for you LLAN
Bunnyboy: Harvey Korman and Tim Conway followed suit.
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Poco, Eagles, Silver Billet
Principalpoop: i rang you up, hehe
doctec: yeah, chevy's schtick certainly wore out his welcome there
H. Stones: my skype was off Poop, sorry
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: You ranggggggg?
DExter Fong: Tween: Commander Cody?
Principalpoop: fill it up again
H. Stones: Commander Cody was brilliant when i saw him
Honeybunch Kaminski: be a dear catherwood and bring me a frosty sangria please
||||||||| Catherwood brings Honeybunch Kaminski a frosty sangria.
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Visit my site - Armadillo Blues
doctec: dex: it's a collective torch - the torch of high-level silliness
doctec: i had no idea catherwood was a deer
||||||||| Catherwood ignores doctec
Principalpoop: a song for roadkills?
doctec: he certainly looks humane enough
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: I try to make my site amusing as well as informative - www.kurtericson.com
DExter Fong: A welcome blend Tween
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: And a good way to make complaints ;)
H. Stones: kee trying Tween
ah,clem: Hi Mr. Stones, Hola Honey
doctec: YOU wanna complain look at these shoes i just bought them and the heels are worn through if you complain nothing ever happens so why bother my back hurts it's a beautiful day and i'm sick and tired of this office....
Principalpoop: we were talking about nipples earlier
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: It's nothing more than an oversized blog
Honeybunch Kaminski: I added your site to my stumbleupon site tweeny
Honeybunch Kaminski: hello ah, clem
doctec: i don't think it's possible for any blog to be 'oversized' these days tween
ah,clem: tired always follows sick...
H. Stones: size isnt everything Doc
doctec: kinda like out always follows look
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: But thanks to Mozilla Composer, you too can make a web site!! LOL
doctec: h: true - there's also girth
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Thanks, Honey
Principalpoop: lows always follow fols
H. Stones: yes, Doc, its what you do with it
ah,clem: as in look out express, right?
Principalpoop: girth, a famous country western singer
doctec: it ain't the meat it's the munchin'
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Mmmmmm expresso
Principalpoop: an innuendo is an italian suppository
ah,clem: lol pp
doctec: well i see by the candle on the wall that time has melted - and so have i
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: "We are, the neocon guild..."
doctec: with any luck i'll show up here again next week
cease: all the best doc and lili
Principalpoop: keep foraging doc, oops forging
cease: i hope she is well
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Best to you and Lili, Doc
doctec: thanks cat - i'll pass along your & others' good fishes
Principalpoop: yes, all the best
cease: lol poop
H. Stones: well poop, a double entendre is french for liking it both ways !
cease: loaves too. and whine
cease: lol stones
doctec: i'll have an entendre - oh heck, make it a double
Principalpoop: slow the chat, so i can copy that lol
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Oh, how can you maginot....
doctec: see y'all on the funway which is already in regress
cease: that is so funny it's hard to breathe, stones
cease: of course, that is not unusual
Bunnyboy: nite doc!
doctec: knight awl ... (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
H. Stones: a line must be drawn somewhere Tween
Honeybunch Kaminski: nite doc
ah,clem: put the bong down, Cat
||||||||| Around 10:57 PM, doctec walks off into the sunset...
Honeybunch Kaminski: lol
Bunnyboy: I better feed Bunnette. You know how I...erhm, SHE...gets.
cease: not for me, clem
Principalpoop: have him close and put down the lighter first...
cease: we know, bun.
cease: you must vanish like your basketball team
||||||||| At 10:57 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Bunnyboy!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Poor Old Ironsides.... sniff, sniff...
Principalpoop: bon ap hip hop
ah,clem :)
Honeybunch Kaminski: oh just pass it cat
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: I'm sorry, I think Queen Latifa is someone I'd like to meet
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Bill Maher is a friend of Snoop Dog
cease: my homey won nba top player two years in a row but nash couldnt lead them to an nba title
Principalpoop: well ok, let him keep toking until he becomes placid
cease: you can rhyme latifa and meet in some rappy way easily, tween
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Amazing what a city bus will do to your attitude about people
DExter Fong: Back from refill
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Ever heard of Rick Wakeman? lol
DExter Fong: Night Doc and Bunny
Honeybunch Kaminski: wn
Principalpoop: wb fong
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Honeybunch Kaminski: or wb i am typing in the dark
DExter Fong: Dozh v'donia Honey
cease: how are you, honey?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Spose see ba?
Honeybunch Kaminski: i am good! just ask stones ;)
ah,clem: typing in the dark- how romantic, sad we cannot understand what you say... lol
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DExter Fong: Spose ve dont
Principalpoop: how is honey stones?
Honeybunch Kaminski: ok then :)
Principalpoop: a moaner or screamer or what? hehe
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Mmmmmmm New Joisey
cease: long rachel maddow riff on the pronunciation of albuquerque on todays radio show. i thought of you
H. Stones: Shes good Poop, you better believe it
ah,clem: LOL pp
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Typing In The Darkkkkk
Honeybunch Kaminski: i bite PP
cease: sounds like mash outtakes
Principalpoop: no more calls, cat wins again
DExter Fong: Honey: How hard?
Honeybunch Kaminski: ahhhhh the boss tweeny
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Eyescream!
cease: what do i win?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Yeah, Honey
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Great song
Principalpoop: we are made for each other than honey, hehe
Principalpoop: then
cease: like honey and a bee?
DExter Fong: hehe
Principalpoop: win, heres announcer dexter fong to announce what you have won...
Principalpoop: come on dex, dig deep
DExter Fong: fair
Principalpoop: don't choke, oops too late
cease: thats no longer possible in your country
cease: thankfully i'm not in it.
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: A friar tale?
Honeybunch Kaminski: sad but true, cat
Principalpoop: oops, not american? sorry, no aliens can be winners...
DExter Fong: Brought to you by Waterboards from Aqualumber
cease: i hope i can visit the us forever as its full of great people like y
cease: you all
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: sorry, we have to forget about the Constitution of the US
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: you might be a redneck...
cease: the firesign are of america as much as george washington
Principalpoop: don't bother, we will annex canada within the next 10 years, mexico too
DExter Fong: Cat: The courts here are beginning to pokr theit fingers into the bush administration's eye
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: They're not dead yet, cease ;)
cease: my parents loved the usa and gave large sums of money to the republicans over half a century. but chose to move back to cnaada for the health care
Merlyn: looks like I missed doc
Principalpoop: hi M, yes, but he is doing good, E too
cease: no youy wont poop
DExter Fong: Merlyn: Yes
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Bush & Co will retire and we'll never be able to do anythng about it, Dex
Merlyn: that's good
cease: hey merl
Honeybunch Kaminski: hi merlyn
Merlyn: hey cat
Principalpoop: they have already renamed the tar fields, oil fields, huge pipelines soon
Merlyn: hi honey
cease: any new firesinng news?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: 9.5T debt - sorry about social security. We're in a never-ending war
Honeybunch Kaminski: i would move to canada for the health care if i could
cease: i want to call dave. is he home these days or out of town? dont want to bother famliy
DExter Fong: Tween: There will be a debate here in NYC re: Bush is the worst president int the last 50 years
Merlyn: taylor jessen wants to revamp the cafepress store before box of danger comes out
cease: i could marry you, honey, but my wife would complain
Honeybunch Kaminski: only the last 50?
Merlyn: Not sure where dave would be, he didn't make Convergence this year
H. Stones: wont be a long debate i think Dexter
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Why should CN suffer our Idiocracy, Honey?
Honeybunch Kaminski: convert to mormonism. cat ;)
DExter Fong: Honey: I'll meet you at the border
cease: re tarsands, its as if an alien species has taken over our planet and plunged it into destruction
Honeybunch Kaminski: mexican ?
cease: i dont think our sf writers were paranoid enough
DExter Fong: Tarzan's??
Principalpoop: yessir
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: It's good to know that Ron Paul and the Libertarians somewhat disagree that the Bush family represents TX ;)
cease: lol honey
DExter Fong: Honey: Turkish
cease: i lived in japan on-off 70-s and 80-s and many people thought i was a mormon cuz they were so ubiquiotisous
Honeybunch Kaminski: ahhhhhh
Principalpoop: towel, border coffee
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Mexican 1830?
DExter Fong: Wrap yourself in this towel and chew on this Taffee
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: That would be TX as a province lol
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Ain't gonna hapen ;)
cease: though i had beard, long hair, no suit, etc but my alieness must be equal to theirs in japanese peoples minds
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: happen
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Do you mind, sir?
cease: i woul go into a bar, many bars, and people would say they saw me on bike.
H. Stones: we have so many over here Cease, i am surprised there are any lelft in the US
DExter Fong: Cat: Japanese have all but taken over my neighborhood
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Japan must have been quite a trip, so to speak, cease
cease: i never owned a bike and never wore mornon garb and never lacked beard but was thought of as one of them
Honeybunch Kaminski: they reproduce so fast we can't ship em out on missions fast enough
Merlyn: how does that garb ya?
DExter Fong: But them is us!!!
H. Stones: is it an Islamic style beard Cease ?
cease: they cant imaifgne that mormones never go to bars, etc
Principalpoop: many of the europeans are more fascinated by the quakers and shakers and menonites than the mormons
DExter Fong: Stones: No. Not tidy enough
cease: no i dont have it cut more than necessary
Merlyn: the quakers and shakers vs. the movers and shakers
H. Stones: like a mountain man beard eh ?
Principalpoop: and the shakers and bakers
Honeybunch Kaminski: ah you wear your beard lumberjack style then, cat
DExter Fong: But his giant sword gives away his background
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Mmmmmmm salt shakers
H. Stones: a friend of mine is a Master Baker
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: His giant what?
ah,clem: "a lunberjack!" lol
Merlyn: the S word?
DExter Fong: Honey: You like it lumberjack style, eh?
Principalpoop: great fishermen are master baiters
Honeybunch Kaminski giggles
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: All that oil shale...
Merlyn: The penis, mightier than the S word
DExter Fong: and they work for scale
H. Stones: i know i am on the Net Poop, but that one will keep
Honeybunch Kaminski: yes with pancakes n syrup
Principalpoop: lots of crisp bacon
cease: i'm a lumberjack an d i'm ok
Merlyn: do food critics pan cakes?
DExter Fong: And top off that SPRUCE
Honeybunch Kaminski: canadian bacon no less
ah,clem: mmm bacon
Principalpoop: ding ding ding
DExter Fong: EH?
cease: still my fave python song though birght side of life is close
Merlyn: buster keaton ate deadpancakes
cease: he could clean up
DExter Fong: Those dead cakes were cooked in a dead pan
Merlyn: and wore deadpancake makeup
cease: and then pan comes back to life, and says, what, i'm being cooked?
Principalpoop: washed it off in the dead pool
DExter Fong: Dropped dead soon after
Principalpoop: all this talk of death, let us talk of madonnas and carly's nipples instead
ah,clem: it was the salmon moose
Merlyn: boo-berry deadpancakes
DExter Fong: Poop: How about those big norwegian tits
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: The Palastenian People's Front?
Principalpoop: big and dark, easy to find
DExter Fong: Like the boogey man
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: The People's Front of Judea!!
H. Stones: i see the tone of this chat has bottomed out
cease: bogey at 4 oclock
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: The JPD?
DExter Fong: C'mon down Stones
Principalpoop: hard to get tthat in using a niblick
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Let's rock around the clock tonight... ;)
cease: the birght side of life song transported to spamalot, was weird
DExter Fong: Sis boom Bah
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Take my wi-fi, please...
H. Stones: i dont think i could handle a stage production
cease: kind of transcendent hearing it sung by a bunch of sklled singers a few feet from me, but not as effective as sung by crucified bryan
Honeybunch Kaminski: lol tweeny
DExter Fong: Why does the porridge brid lay his eggs in the air
H. Stones: i think Honey just drove off with her Tween
cease: they copped out, stones.
DExter Fong: Porridge bird is not a female, hence does not lay eggs
cease: a few scnes from the flick, than singing dancing and bad other plot imposed
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Listening to "Rock & Roll Doctor"
Principalpoop: it was all staged anyway stones
cease: i think idle cant writegood songs anymore but thinks he can
DExter Fong: There's a stage leaving, be under it
H. Stones: are you trying to upstage me Poop ?
Merlyn: all the world's a stage, how can I get under it? Atlas is there
DExter Fong: Poop enters left and exeunts stage right
H. Stones: theres a lot of Dead Wood we need to cut out
DExter Fong: HUZZAH!
Principalpoop: give me that limelight stones, or a lemon light or budlite
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Mmmmmm Dead Wood
H. Stones: i think lemon is most apt Poop
Principalpoop: is there a ham light?
DExter Fong: No Ron Wood is only in re-hab
H. Stones: not since you stole them all Poop
Honeybunch Kaminski: gimme some neck best ron wood lp
DExter Fong: La Bomba
Merlyn: gotta go, see you next time
H. Stones: take care Merl, havea good week
Honeybunch Kaminski: bye merlyn see you next time
DExter Fong: Night and muchas gracias Marlyn
||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 11:24 PM.
Principalpoop: i saw that fong, he looks forward to the visits from keith richards
DExter Fong: Catherwood, call me a cab
||||||||| Catherwood calls DExter Fong a cab.
Principalpoop: night M
DExter Fong: Oh! Roto! like tiny teardrops...moisture gather in corner of eye
DExter Fong: Vision blurred
DExter Fong: Who ARE you??
Honeybunch Kaminski: who who, who who ?
cease: by merl
cease: by merl
H. Stones: Dr Who ?
DExter Fong: Roto hate owls
Principalpoop: Mister Owl
DExter Fong: [BLAM]!!!
cease: remember rotonoto. he used to be a regular. where did he go?
Principalpoop: owl, you caught my finger
DExter Fong: Oh! Roto winged owl
Principalpoop: he will come back, if he can
DExter Fong: Fly silent night, like aero sheep
Honeybunch Kaminski: do androids dream of electric sheep?
cease: fly jefferson airways, get you there on time
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: biab
Principalpoop: oki tween
cease: one of my fave books, honey. you know it?
Honeybunch Kaminski: kk hb
Principalpoop: and movies too
Honeybunch Kaminski: sure i do, cat
DExter Fong: On Jefferson Airway, our luggage can be 6 feet tall..we don't give a fuck
cease: you a pkd fan?
Honeybunch Kaminski: blade runner was a good movie
Honeybunch Kaminski: yes
cease: lol dex
Honeybunch Kaminski: lol dex
DExter Fong: Thank you kids
cease: in one of the bios, pkd sounded very happy about it, said it gave him new perspective on androids
cease: i was member of pkd society a decade after it ceased
DExter Fong: Timing cat, timing
Principalpoop: kryton on red drawf evolved too
cease: he wrote some of my fave stuff
cease: yeah i discovered pkd from fumiyo
cease: she was way more into sf than i and i read tons, but not the good stuff
cease: in japan i got finished novels form firends and they were advneture sf stuff for years
cease: but was exposed to good sf, bradbury, asimove, ellison, etc in mid 60s thru frineds
cease: then didnt read the genrre againg for many decades
DExter Fong: Oh! No! Like silent farewell, ah,,clem is going away
Principalpoop: ahh ok, thanks ahh, clem
cease: bummer
DExter Fong: yeah thsnks
Principalpoop: a fake toad away
ah,clem :)
DExter Fong: Clem, I'm already parked and good for tomorrow
cease: good dex
DExter Fong: You bet Cat =))
Principalpoop: verily vong
cease: when i visit you, will you have to run off to park elsehwere, dex?
ah,clem: o'tay dex
cease: itds such a motif
DExter Fong: Cat: Maybe , but you'll come with me, yes?
Principalpoop: quite an honor to be invited to participate in that ritual cat...
cease: lol
DExter Fong: Trip around the world, poop?
Principalpoop: eh?
Principalpoop: lol
cease: i try not to fall off chair
DExter Fong: I try to fall on Cher
DExter Fong: And stay sonny
Honeybunch Kaminski groans
Principalpoop: did they live on the sonny or cher side of the street?
DExter Fong: Fall upon my knee sonny boy, sonny boy
DExter Fong: Let me spank thee, sonny boy , my little goy
Principalpoop: the pipes, omg the pipes are calling
ah,clem: "how very incisive" love that line
DExter Fong: wonderful casting in this play
cease: lol dex
cease: must have been a master cast
Principalpoop: great fishermen are master casters
DExter Fong: Jim Morrison and The Mater Casters
cease: the brahman of the bedroom
DExter Fong: Master Casters
cease: first paul kraner mag i ever bought had interiview with plaster casters
ah,clem: trot line runners are master baiters
cease: chicago ladies, as i recall
cease: manufactured in chicaog but shufffled off to buffalo
Honeybunch Kaminski: los angeles cease
cease: ihave to fucknig type with one eye closed
cease: ah cnaandinas
DExter Fong: Clem: What is thirty feet long and smells like urine?
cease: really nonehy?
Principalpoop: eh?
Honeybunch Kaminski: what?
H. Stones: tell me Dexter
cease: asmentioned earlier, lost glaassed on tues so can barely see
DExter Fong: The Conga line at Century Village
Honeybunch Kaminski: awwww sorry to hear that, cease
H. Stones: lol
Honeybunch Kaminski: lol dex
H. Stones: lucky for you cease that Canada is a big country
Principalpoop: i am 20/400 20/450, i could not live without my glasses
Principalpoop: ewwww fong ewwww
DExter Fong: With a big sky
cease: i was in first row at spamalot so didnt need them but since then, hard to see, type, live
cease: ordered new pair which should come in tomoromoo
DExter Fong: Cat: You must get extra pair for these emergencies
Principalpoop: i would have to type with my nose....
ah,clem: lol pp
cease: the band conductor's head was a few feet from me. very odd
cease: yes dex
DExter Fong: Don't you do that already Poop
cease: i keep pretending i'm fucknig [ppropor.
cease: f has got me buying non-used clohtes atr least, sometimes
Principalpoop scoots away from cat
DExter Fong: fucknig [ppropor
Principalpoop: i use all my fingers, oops wrong chat
cease: no, i freshen the sand often, poop
H. Stones: dont talk with your mouth full Dex
cease: odd how adjectives turn to verbs for our amusement
DExter Fong: It's not full, Stones..I'm essaying an accent
ah,clem: knowing how to survive on little cash will come in handy in the near future
cease: i was an english teacher for far too long
H. Stones: over here, in the recent past too Clem
Honeybunch Kaminski: indeed clem
cease: but i think as i die, i will think linguistically quizical thoughts
Principalpoop: what did you teach?
Principalpoop: how did you like england?
DExter Fong: brb afrf
cease: english as a new language
H. Stones: i suppose it is over there Cease
cease: then i lost my voice so cant do that anymore
Principalpoop: oohh, that kind of english teacher
cease: i got into video production just as my eyes decrease
ah,clem: back to the flat? no the tires are fine.
H. Stones: soon as you get your new glasses you will find your voice
Honeybunch Kaminski: damn!
Principalpoop: you are falling apart, pull yourself to pieces...
cease: i no, but at least i can walk up and down stairs without fearing death
H. Stones: if you saw my stairs you woulnt say that cease
cease: outside sunset is very pretty
ah,clem: finnally an fst nipple joke
Principalpoop: come mow my lawn for me then
Honeybunch Kaminski: i stick to the first floor whenever possible
ah,clem: "sure know where it comes from"
H. Stones: i think clem forgot to take his meds nurse
Principalpoop: my delay is about 5 minutes, thanks for the tits up
cease: h stones, i msut walk hundreds of stairs a day to walk from where i now type to the bathroom, the kitchen, varirous levels of my house, etc. so my legs should be in good shape,, eh?
H. Stones: could you install a firemans pole for quick descent ?
cease: because of that, we culd not have my parents visit our house. its mazelike on many levels
cease: lol stones. sounds like silent film gag
H. Stones: in Ceases 's house there are many mansions
Honeybunch Kaminski: lol
ah,clem: was the golden hind, from shoes
H. Stones: well yes, cease, you could get a pole dancer to go with it
cease: mostly stuffed with furnitute of various frineds, relatives, strangers egen
cease: oddd
cease: someone left a baby carriage in front of our garage 2 days ago. what to i do with it?
Principalpoop: make a virtural tour video for us
ah,clem: have a baby?
Principalpoop: is there a baby in it?
Principalpoop: right ahh, clem
H. Stones: thats very short notice clem
cease: it lloks undamged so probaly stolen or abanbdoned.
ah,clem: the carriage will wait
cease: i feel like q fuckng junk yard
H. Stones: well go and get one then cease
cease: a junk yard, stones?
DExter Fong: I'm brackish
H. Stones: yes
Honeybunch Kaminski: sell it on ebay?
H. Stones: yes
Principalpoop: make a go-kart
cease: my wife is too old to have a new child.
Principalpoop: buy one
H. Stones: time to become a mormon cease
ah,clem: get the wife to push you in it, would be like a roller coaster whth no glasses
Honeybunch Kaminski: rent one...
cease: you are older than us. do you wish to be a new father?
DExter Fong: Clem; You dog , you
cease: yeah clem, its easy to imagine
Principalpoop: steal one, quintiplets is best, they will have 4 left...
cease: one wife is enough.
H. Stones: i think clem has taken all his meds at once
Honeybunch Kaminski: lol
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: back
H. Stones: you can get a wife on ebay
DExter Fong: Ckem, is that true?
Principalpoop: wb tween
cease: i'm a mere 57 but i'm too old to be a father for a new child.
Honeybunch Kaminski: wb tweeny
ah,clem: we take drugs seriously at our house
cease: i would not live long enough to help her
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Fucatol...
H. Stones: so i gather, clem
cease: who doesnt, clem?
DExter Fong: We take drugs at out house and laugh a lot
Principalpoop: look at it another way, not be around long enough to twist her....
donK: can you sell a wife on ebay?
DExter Fong: our
DExter Fong: our out house
H. Stones: maybe rent, donk
Principalpoop: yes donk
ah,clem: blame it on the moon Stones
cease: the mormons are selling their clothes on ebaynow. maybe the women are next
DExter Fong: Police Street
donK: cool
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: you're already there!
DExter Fong: I bought the Angel Moroni on E-bay
Principalpoop: with or without side dishes?
DExter Fong: He *is* a Moron
cease: am on 1sdt flor now. must go up to 35rd fllor to loiok at sunset for a few mintues
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: In the shape of Bill Hicks?
cease: and i have no glasses so this is problemqtid
DExter Fong: 35rd?
Principalpoop: it used to have 36, that is another story
ah,clem: sun already set anyway Cat, relax
donK: city folk! go figure
DExter Fong: Clem": Cat is north where sun sets later
ah,clem: (even on the 35th floor by now)
Principalpoop: don't you get the sunset channel cat? you can watch the sunset around the globe 24/7?
donK: the sun set here about 9 PM
||||||||| Honey bounds in at 11:59 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
DExter Fong sings: "The midnight sun will never set"
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: LOL clem
DExter Fong: Homey!!
Principalpoop: hi honey
H. Stones: its snows earlier up there too
DExter Fong: er uh Honey
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: the son never sets in TX...
Honey: hi honey i'm home!
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: LOL
DExter Fong: She's talking to herself again
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: A stranger in your house, Honey? lol
Honey: even stranger....a stranger in my car
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Honey: cute pajamas, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Honey
DExter Fong: Hold on Heny, i'm coming
ChipOffTheOldTweeny likes the band Foreigner
DExter Fong: er uh I'm on the way
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Kurds and Whey the come from?
DExter Fong: Catherwood, take off your pajamas
||||||||| Catherwood takes off your pajamas.
Honey: my favorite foreigner tune is dirty white boy
DExter Fong: Not mine you shite hea
DExter Fong: , yours
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Great driving music, Foriegner
Principalpoop: do these pants make my tuffett look big?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Head Games at 100pmh ;)
donK: i have this blank between 1970 and the late 80's not too many bands songs, etc i like between
DExter Fong: tween: The Way of the kurd is cheesy
Principalpoop: same here donk
ah,clem: catherwood, please take off his pajamas
||||||||| Catherwood takes off his pajamas.
cease: did antyoine see rush on colber yessterday?
H. Stones: move along there, nothing to see !
ah,clem: happy now?
cease: not a great fan of theiers but loved getty lee on grewt white north
DExter Fong: Cat" Not me
Principalpoop: did colbert rush antoine?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Ah, a little cottage in a glade...
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Well, the lady doeth not tell the truth
DExter Fong: Antoine Rush and the Cold Burt Symphhnia
cease: i didnt know rush waa #4 in album sales
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: happyyyy!!!!!
donK: i usually watch colbert the next nite at 8:30 eastern, but was here tonite
cease: compared to so many better groups, thats not necessarily a goo d things
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: I don't want to go on the cart!!
cease: hjows it going donkl
Principalpoop: they don't sell albums anymore, do they?
DExter Fong: And don't thi k we don't appreciate it Don
ah,clem: rush had a few moments
donK: of course they do Poop
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Mmmmmm moooving pictures
Principalpoop: i need to get back to a mall
DExter Fong: Clem: These rush moments brought to you by Vicodin]
cease: which mall?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Well then, come on down to you local survivalist dog store!
Principalpoop: any mall, have not been in years
DExter Fong: Normail?
cease: my father was on vicodin for a while after his stroke. not nearly enogh
cease: he spent most of his final days in pain
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Get yourself a couple pit mooses!
Principalpoop: norman normal mall
cease: jsut read new bio of kerouac. he was in more pain than i knew
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: There's nothing normal about Illinois...
DExter Fong: I've got a coupole of Chocolate Pit Mousses
cease: i will find out next montth, tween
cease: i was last in chicago in 1955
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Mmmmm sweet
cease: it was fun then. i suspect i will be even more fun now
donK: what kind of pain, Cease?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Mid-60's here, cease
Principalpoop: existentional i suppose
DExter Fong: lol poop
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: One of my uncles had a fairly rare 4-door Thunderbird (w/'suicide doors')
Principalpoop: the meaningless of life and all that jazz, you learn to deal lol
cease: what kindof pain was my father in? he would tell noone but me.
donK: i'm about 3 hours away but haven't made it to chicago yet
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Honeybunch Kaminski - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: parkinsons, cancers, body faling apaert and he was awaree of it.
cease: turjing to shit
Principalpoop: which direction donk?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Yeah, it's a bitch cease
Principalpoop: ouch cat
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Knowing you can't do anything but be a son
DExter Fong: ohhoo Honeybunch
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Mine went in '93
donK: i'm north east of chicago
cease: i think of him often. as woulfd we all. each plant i think, what would he do with this?
Principalpoop: 82
Principalpoop: that is the lake, huh?
cease: but i need to deal with my 89 year old mother
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Very long cancer
cease: her dimentia is her best friend
Principalpoop: the f scott fitzgerald?
DExter Fong: Cat" Fther's been dead for many years but still from time to time see something and think" Dad would like this"
donK: i am in southern, mid michigan, just south of flint
Principalpoop: ahhh ok
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: I believe that even at the end they know you're there
Principalpoop: i have hitchhiked in that neck of the woods, pretty, except detroit
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: My Mom's 91
Honey: well, its getting crowded around here i am on route 66 and all the working girls are coming out now after the rain, so i better say goodnight
DExter Fong: Don: You one of them flint stoners?
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: There will probably come a day soon
cease: yes dex but my pere just died. so it is more intense
cease: verty sad most of the time
Honey: see you all next time i hope
donK: good plan , to not hitch hike in detroit
Principalpoop: put one on for 15 minutes honey, i will pay my share lol
Honey: bueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
||||||||| Honey says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Honey exits at 12:13 AM.
cease: good to see you againg honey
DExter Fong: Honey:
Principalpoop: night night honey
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: lol P
DExter Fong Night sweet heart
cease: you are always in our thoughts
donK: i am a temporary resident, :)
Principalpoop: i stayed on the highway, dangerous but less than the streets I guessed
DExter Fong: Attn: Resident for Occupant
ah,clem: we all are Don, it's a matter of time
Principalpoop: never seen so many burnt out cars by the side of the road
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Well cease, I've got a cover of Yes' "Holy Lamb" on my web site. I 'sang for my father'
DExter Fong: Holy Jeezus
H. Stones: its well past 5 am here so i better hit the road as well folks
Principalpoop: ops yes late, hold that bus stones
H. Stones: thanks for the company and the laughs, have a good week all of you and stay safe
donK: lol Poop, then you never drove thorugh the bronx in the 60's 70's and 80's
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Best to the UK :=)
ah,clem: amazing how much he sounded like Kris
Principalpoop: oops, you are right donk lol
DExter Fong: Don't hit the road STONES< LAY AROUND A ROUND+ABOUT
DExter Fong: sheesh
Principalpoop: it is super voice singing that, he should do an album
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: They really do need to consider the Paramount in Austin, clem ;)
Principalpoop: night all, courage, and enjoy the summer :)
||||||||| At 12:17 AM, Principalpoop vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
donK: nite Dan
DExter Fong: Night poop
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Kris is in his 70's and still kickin'
cease: not the only one
DExter Fong: Kris KRingle?
donK: the 70's is the new 40's
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: yeah :-)
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: President of Amerika (1987)
cease: my wifes friend was just visitng. late 70s. looks younger than me
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: lol cease
DExter Fong: Don: I lived during the 40's and belive me, the 70's aren't any 40s
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: has botox stock?
DExter Fong: Botox is made from stock
donK: lol DX i was talking age, not decades
cease: no he invented some process used in japanese factories. when you ge that riich you can pay someone to die for you
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Marx Bros "Love Happy" (introducing Marylin Monroe) is pretty good, but the fire wasn't there like Opera & Races
cease: true, twen. it sucked
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Still, even in '49 a Marx Bros movie is a Marx Bros movie
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: I didn't want to say that, cease
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: It still had it moments, but there was no Rufus T Firefly
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: or Dr Hackenbush
donK: they couldn't be all home runs
DExter Fong: THANK YOU Vlem
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: thanks to you clem
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: yeah
DExter Fong: CLEM
||||||||| "12:24 AM? I'm late!" exclaims H. Stones, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
cease: wow its clem
DExter Fong: You siad something Clem
ah,clem: good night everyone!
DExter Fong: Me!!!!!
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: Night VA...
donK: goodnite Clem and goodnite to your lady too
ah,clem: night tween
ah,clem: ok Don
||||||||| At 12:25 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, ah,clem!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
DExter Fong: So has stones
cease: long but profitble in deed
DExter Fong: Clem was tossed but he still speaks
ChipOffTheOldTweeny: later, gators :)
||||||||| At 12:26 AM, ChipOffTheOldTweeny vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
cease: by tween
cease: of we driff
||||||||| cease leaves at 12:28 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
DExter Fong: Hi cat
DExter Fong: Night Cat
donK: wow everyone bailed quickly ok i guess i gottta say nite all to dex :)
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| donK - dead from measles
||||||||| DExter Fong - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
DExter Fong
H. Stones
Honeybunch Kaminski
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And, "The Home Team"