A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 04, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Firebroiled waltzes in at 7:06 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Firebroiled: Ah, my bony boy!
In the Estonian Mountains,
we used to go to sleep
leaning up against a wind-fall.

I was but a mere pratt then.
I’ll never forget the time
a snake slithered into my wife!

I wasn’t but knee-high to a married grasshopper then.

Never saw the woman again. . . .

||||||||| 7:07 AM -- Firebroiled left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 7:16 PM and TweenOrBeTweened sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
TweenOrBeTweened: Who's movie _is_ this, anyway?
||||||||| TweenOrBeTweened leaves at 7:16 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood ushers ah,clem into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:04 PM, then departs.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '" a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| At 8:05 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, ah,clem!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'wake (the flake)', just granted probation at 8:35 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| wake (the flake) is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 8:38 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood leads ah,clem inside, makes a note of the time (8:44 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:48 PM and Bambi waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bambi: hello dear friends, errr, friend LOL
ah,clem ;)
ah,clem: everyone else fasionably late
||||||||| Catherwood escorts llanwydd in through the front door at 8:50 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
llanwydd: good evening
llanwydd: how you feeling these days, clem?
||||||||| Catherwood enters with cease close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:51 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary.
llanwydd: hey cat
cease: hey
llanwydd: hope you are getting better
cease: speaking of health, how is ah clem? i see you're not in the hospital tonight
llanwydd: shouldn't it be the "apiary"?
llanwydd: I just asked but he must be on the radio
cease: nop apes in here
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'TweenOrBeTweened', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:53 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
llanwydd: lol
TweenOrBeTweened: That is the question... Whether to Tween another and say "yea, I am a Tweenor, and WE are most safe and righteous personages", or to be a Tweeny, and suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Tweendom, passing out cups of verily solid coffee as one may...
llanwydd: howdy tween
cease: hi tween
cease: cni just dissappeared
llanwydd: reversible cups
TweenOrBeTweened: Evening, New england :)
Bambi: hello there, cat, llanwydd and Tween
TweenOrBeTweened: and Vancouver :)
llanwydd: by the way, I got the real thing here bubblin on the flash
Bambi: it's a Nicky night
ah,clem: cni is on Cat
TweenOrBeTweened: Remember cars, Nellie?
cease: i hear it now
cease: always a good pick
TweenOrBeTweened: Try - http://icecast.oncomputers.info:8000/cni
TweenOrBeTweened: t's got a bit less latency
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Merlyn falls out at 8:55 PM.
ah,clem: all nick nite
llanwydd: hey merl
cease: hi merl
TweenOrBeTweened: Unless you're on Fire Island where it's slower
Merlyn: CNI problems?
TweenOrBeTweened: Evenin' Merl
cease: i think i turned it off instead of minimizing it
llanwydd: what's slower on fire island?
Bambi: hey it's the mystical wizard Merlyn ... howdy
cease: did i miss anything last week?
llanwydd: that's one part of my home state I've never been to
cease: cubs game while y'all were chatting
llanwydd: and I'm sure I've been nearly everywhere else
llanwydd: it was kind of slow last week, cat
Bambi: how's everyone doin'?
TweenOrBeTweened: Nothing against it, LL. Just a joke ;)
cease: austin didnt drop by?
Bambi: been an interesting couple of weeks as you likely already know ...
TweenOrBeTweened: Scoping out a new Austin neighborhood today.
cease: i wish i were back in chicago, but aside from that....
TweenOrBeTweened: Something that doesn't need a car
llanwydd: yeah, how is clem today, bambi?
cease: last time i missed chat, austin showed up
TweenOrBeTweened: Sure you do, cease LOL
ah,clem: I am doing well
Bambi: he's been being creative today :-)
cease: glad to hear ah clem has resumed good health
TweenOrBeTweened: Sure it wasn't a round back with a Cleese twist?
Bambi: well, the oxygen helps him quite a bit
TweenOrBeTweened: Good to hear, clem :-)
TweenOrBeTweened: I hear Texas is giving grants now ;)
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 04, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Bambi: only 14 min off there catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Bambi
llanwydd: I only have a few hours left to be 46
TweenOrBeTweened: As long as it's ELP's version of Fanfare
Bambi: happy birthday to llanwydd!!!
llanwydd: thanks bambi
TweenOrBeTweened: Well, future congrats, LL :)
cease: happy 47
llanwydd: thanks very much folks
TweenOrBeTweened: Welcome to the future
Merlyn: hey, something happened to his watch
ah,clem: catherwood, please bring LLanwydd a birthday cake
||||||||| Catherwood brings llanwydd a birthday cake.
cease: and many more
Merlyn: the system clock is off
llanwydd: LOL
TweenOrBeTweened: Only 3 years until you too can join the AARP
cease: i think dali got a hold of it
Bambi: there ya goo
Bambi: go even
llanwydd: lol tween
TweenOrBeTweened: Hewwo Dali
Bambi: catherwood please pour candles on llanywydd's birthday cake and light thm
||||||||| Catherwood gets candles on llanywydd's birthday cake and light thm.
llanwydd: bob newhart has one tomorrow as well
llanwydd: and raquel welch will be 70
Bambi: them even
Bambi: now that's sad ... raquel welch is 70?
TweenOrBeTweened: Candles provided from the album cover of Boom Dot Bust
llanwydd: she is still looking great
TweenOrBeTweened: Why is that sad?
Bambi: time catches up with us all eventually is all
TweenOrBeTweened: You too may find yourseld beiing called 'sir' by 30 year olds lol
TweenOrBeTweened: yourself
TweenOrBeTweened: beijing called
Bambi: ah, that's nothin' new ... I was sent to the boy's locker room in JR High because of my name
TweenOrBeTweened: Francis?
Bambi: yep lol
TweenOrBeTweened: Here's your athletic supporter
llanwydd: how long before you got thrown out of the boys locker room?
Bambi: lol, never went there; went straight to the office red faced actually
ah,clem: almost everyone working in that hospital was far younger than I, lends a bit of perspective
TweenOrBeTweened: I hear ya, clem
cease: would it have been better if they were all older than you, clem?
ah,clem: (even the "doctors"
ah,clem: they did not do much but pump me full of antibiotics
TweenOrBeTweened: Who were from Senigal and better educated that ours?
cease: my doctor since 75 retired a couple years ago. he was about my age.
ah,clem: got no answers
Bambi: and draw blood and change IVs around and bruise up his arms
llanwydd: II had a doctor who was well into his 90s before he retired
llanwydd: I mean I
ah,clem: and told me one side of my diaphram was paralyzed, likely due to after afects of lymes
ah,clem: and said they could not fix that
cease: bummer
Bambi: when I was in my early 20s I had an old family doctor that was overweight, had a cup of java on his desk while he smoked a cigarette and told you what you needed to do to be more healthy ;-)
||||||||| Principalpoop tiptoes in around 9:12 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
llanwydd: does that cause a significant problem, clem?
Bambi: hey princep
cease: hi poop
llanwydd: Hi princ
Principalpoop: hi, with noses as long as your arm
Bambi: llanwydd ... not that having ready oxygen doesn't alleviate ;-)
Principalpoop: that is america buddy
TweenOrBeTweened: Chesterfields, for the smile of health...
ah,clem: well, I use O2 all night, and a good part of the day,
llanwydd: lol tween
Bambi: half a diaphragm is better than none but it's not great, eh clem?
Principalpoop: i did not know men could use a diaphragm,
Bambi: only to breath princep ;-)
TweenOrBeTweened: Can it be healed, clem?
Principalpoop: I prefer CO2, NO2, something like that
ah,clem: Co2 will kill ya, and as to NO2 I laugh at that
Principalpoop: CO2 is columbian right?
llanwydd: lol clem
Bambi: Co2 will make you look really rosey before you go thought right?
Principalpoop: you need to inhale deeply and hold it
TweenOrBeTweened: Get them Spiders & Flies General Powell!!
ah,clem: no that is Co, Bam
Principalpoop: don't use a bong, reefers only
ah,clem: CO2 is what you breathe out
Bambi: Lymes is a dastardly disease
cease: just walked into this room and heard, "nairobi, mam, isnt everybody?" one of my fave firesign lines
llanwydd: what are you reefering to?
Principalpoop: hi cat
ah,clem: CO is monoxide, and does make you look oxengenated prior to death
cease: speaking of bongs, anyone seen harold and kumar escape from guantanao?
Principalpoop: a flashback ah, clem? you have forgotten how to breathe? just relax, be cool
TweenOrBeTweened: The fall of the roaming reeferree?
Bambi: that point was driven home in that thriller with Micheal Douglas many moons ago in his youth about OR8
Principalpoop: ah pharmaceuticals
Principalpoop: yes I did cat, hilarious
TweenOrBeTweened: Look cool..
TweenOrBeTweened: me has recently seen Stir Crazy
Principalpoop: right on
ah,clem: bunny movie
Bambi: I think it was called Coma
ah,clem: funny
llanwydd: I never saw that
TweenOrBeTweened: Look groovy...
cease: the idea of smoking his weird bong on a flight to amsterdam is almost harold heddish, or at least fab furry freaks
Principalpoop: but I am glad you are back, can E write you a new diagram?
ah,clem: OR8 was Coma, Bam
Principalpoop: ok swami, or whatever your name is
llanwydd: who are you talking about, cat?
llanwydd: I know most airlines won't let you smoke bongs
ah,clem: had a night like that is hospital, could not get enough O2, and thought of that movie
TweenOrBeTweened: Great line, P
Bambi: that would be a scary thought at a time like that clem lol
Principalpoop: thanks, but I didn't write it, crimson, sometimes like fire, yes yes
ah,clem: they must have been fixing something
TweenOrBeTweened: We wish we could have come to visit you clem :)
Principalpoop: that would be scary ah, clem, just remember you are conscious entity on the planet earth and everything is cool
ah,clem: was not much to see, lol
TweenOrBeTweened: Nobody wants to see a friend in such a condition
Principalpoop: i would have pulled the plug for you ah, clem, or tripped over the cord and got it anyway hehe
ah,clem: gee, thanks, PP
Principalpoop: just kidding, unless you asked....
TweenOrBeTweened: /me trips over the lost cord
Bambi: I rocked on the oxygen tubing the other night ... that machine went bananas
llanwydd: I had been searching for that
Principalpoop: like the guy in young frankenstein, open the door, i was joking...
ah,clem: yes, much like a cat's tail, lol
Principalpoop: hehe bambi
TweenOrBeTweened: Rented from Woody Allen, obviously
Bambi: LOL yes
cease: i was upstairs plugging in new fridge
cease: did i miss my own tale?
TweenOrBeTweened: or a monkey's paw...
Principalpoop: the monkey's tail?
llanwydd: the monkey's tale
cease: paw paw oo mao mao
llanwydd: sounds like chaucer
TweenOrBeTweened: /me hooks his tale onto clem's IV line
Principalpoop: yah, nancy, it's really neat
Bambi: http://www.BambisMusings.com is back up and running ... need to find the time to put a few items back up there that were lost, but overall the move went well after the "crash of the blog"
Principalpoop: afk
cease: yes i'll have a long review of my chicago trip as soon as i convert hd to dv, et al
Bambi: kewl Cat
TweenOrBeTweened: Chi' Town? Really? That's where my family's from
cease: i can have words, pix and tunes, but i cant feature tastes on my blog.
cease: pity
llanwydd: I haven't been in chicago since I was a kid
TweenOrBeTweened: Haven been there since the 60's but still have fond memories of Lakeshore & such
TweenOrBeTweened: I hear Vista has smells & tastes
llanwydd: I used to have relatives in deerfield, which is a suburb, but they moved to san diego
cease: we had a funny experience, at least for me. we were driving along lake shore, where our hotel was, and saw a sign that said No LSD on Jackson. I thought the yippies were invading again
cease: i was last there in 1955. it had changed
TweenOrBeTweened: Not impossible lol
cease: my first ever cubs game. they were down 4-2 and got a grand slam in the 8th to win.
TweenOrBeTweened: Only the Republican convention had more police than The Democrats this time around ;)
cease: a wininng grand slam is not something one sees every day
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dexter Fong gets out at 9:31 PM.
Bambi: hey Dex
TweenOrBeTweened: Great to read Krassner's autobio. To hear the other sid eof the story about Chicago '68
llanwydd: hey dex
cease: unfortunately the monets and other impressionsists i wanted to see at the art institute had been loaned to ft. worth museum
TweenOrBeTweened: Evenin' Dex
cease: exactly, tween
TweenOrBeTweened: ROFL from Texas
cease: hey dex
Dexter Fong: Hello Dear Friends
Dexter Fong: Hi Clem, how you feeling
Dexter Fong: And Hi Bambi, how's Clem feeling?
TweenOrBeTweened: People don't belive that there are serious arts ecnters in Ft Worth TX
ah,clem: welcome to danger nite Dex
TweenOrBeTweened: centers
Dexter Fong: LLan; Poop, Cat, Tween and THe old gray Merlyn
ah,clem: let me checkk.... yes it all feels ok
Bambi: that's cuz they have to borrow their art Tween? ;-)
Dexter Fong: He said catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Dexter Fong and says "Did you need me?"
Bambi: forgive him ... the oxygen makes him feel better LOL
TweenOrBeTweened: There are people in TX with money like Carnagie & Mellon or Rockefeller or whoever
TweenOrBeTweened: It's all oil money, of course
TweenOrBeTweened: so next time your at the pump, remember that some of it is going to arts museums in TX ;)
Bambi: one way or another Tween
Merlyn: I'm the old gray merl
cease: lol
TweenOrBeTweened: That's OK Bambi
Bambi: catherwood please pour me a toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi a toasted almond.
ah,clem: old gray merl ann't what he used to be?
Bambi: ah, thanks catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Bambi and inquires "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
TweenOrBeTweened: Make fun of Texas hot-couture
Bambi: snippy isn't he
||||||||| Outside, the 9:37 PM uptown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Elayne coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
ah,clem: thank you catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Just doing my job!"
Elayne: Evenin' all! Sorry I'm late, I just got home from work.
TweenOrBeTweened: Hot sauce festivals in Austin
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
Bambi: hey Elayn
Bambi: Elayne
cease: hi el
TweenOrBeTweened: lol
llanwydd: hi elayne
TweenOrBeTweened: Evenin' E
Elayne: Catherwood, please bring me an egg cream.
||||||||| Catherwood hands Elayne an egg cream.
cease: and speaking of haute cuisine...
Elayne has an egg cream IRL.
Dexter Fong: Cat: Speaking of haute cuisine, how was Chicago?
Bambi: haven't had one of those since I was 16 in Carlisle PA
llanwydd: I know what an egg cream is but what is IRL?
Elayne: Only it's with soy milk, as real milk (dairy) is something I've been told to cut back on, with the diabetes and all.
cease: unbelievable, dex
Elayne: Yes Cat, how was Chicago?
Elayne: IRL = In Real Life
cease: can you still eat italian food, el?
llanwydd: aha
TweenOrBeTweened lives in Second Life
Elayne: I can eat anything, Cat, but I just have to be prepared for my blood glucose levels to rise.
Elayne: Moderation, that's the key (to most things, in fact).
cease: i have to transcribve my microcassette words and convert hd to dv and then make pix so it will take me a few more days, but it was about a time as i've ever had
TweenOrBeTweened will dragged kicking and screaming into the New Mellenium
Bambi: didn't know you played in the virtual world Second Lfe Tween
cease: the cubs, the architecture, the food, the company. INTENSE.
||||||||| Catherwood leads H. Stones into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:40 PM, then departs.
Bambi: hey Stones
H. Stones: Greetings Earthnoids and Humanlings
Dexter Fong: Evening Stones
cease: and speaking of tents, here's Stones
llanwydd: hi stones
TweenOrBeTweened: Catherwood, please pour everyone a Galveston Island Iced Tea
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone a galveston island iced tea.
Elayne: Oh yes, the Cubs are actually doing something this year, aren't they? :)
H. Stones: Hi Bambi, thanks for the blog piece on fluoride, i curculated it
||||||||| Honey sneaks in around 9:40 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Bambi: To Serve Man ... it's a cook book!!!!
TweenOrBeTweened: Hail and well met, UK
Elayne: Evenin' Stones!
Honey has been lurking
Bambi: kewl Stones!
H. Stones: Hi Elayne
Dexter Fong: Hi Honey, you're home!!
TweenOrBeTweened: Mmmmmmmm humans
Bambi: hey Honey
Honey: hi Dex :=)
Honey: hola ya'all
cease: the main reason i wanted to go to chicago was to eat at Alinea, which turned out to be nightmarish.
TweenOrBeTweened: New mexico is very pretty. Like clem & Bambi, I really have the itch to travel
Bambi: hola!
cease: the other two restaurants we ate at, ancient charlie trotters and brand new L20, were amazingly good
llanwydd: that's a long way to go for a nightmare, cat
cease: hi honey
TweenOrBeTweened: clem & Bambi really need a vacation, though
Bambi: they don't have nightmares nearby Cat?
TweenOrBeTweened: Want to go into the mountains and find some ticks ;)
llanwydd: if you ever go to new jersey, I recommend the Public House in Chester
llanwydd: best restaurant in the world
TweenOrBeTweened: clem's developed this flame thrower lol
cease: i was with my cousin and she kept swearing loudly at the establishment. i dont think they'll ever let us in again,not that i mind
Honey: Hello cat :=)
H. Stones: I dont know that song llan, can you hum the tune for me
Bambi: that's pretty far north in NJ
cease: i thought our local chefs did wonders with heirloom tomatoes until i tasted what charlie trotter came up with. i did not know anything could taste that good
llanwydd: well, I could but I don't think you would hear me
Principalpoop: hum hum hummmm
H. Stones: i will give you my phone number
TweenOrBeTweened: ohhh myyy goodnessss
cease: i am not a number, i'm a free, uh...
H. Stones: 01282-860985 UK code is 44 i think
Honey: yes it is
Principalpoop: ring him up
Bambi: Public House, Chester, NJ: http://www.flickr.com/photos/7355435@N04/2563837975/
H. Stones: who is that crazy woman the republicans found in Alaska
cease: and the tomato was only the 3rd best thing i had
H. Stones: Michael Palin is funny but she aint
Principalpoop: you are speaking of the woman I love stones
cease: lol stones
H. Stones: Sorry Poop, i fogot she was so shiny
Honey: you just love her cos her glasses are shiny
Elayne: Stones, that was no crazy woman, that was a Republican! Oh no, wait... yes, that was a crazy woman.
TweenOrBeTweened thinks Michael Palin has sued for genetic divorce
H. Stones: lol Elayne
Honey: lol
Principalpoop: britny spears and ann coulter clone
cease: am i the only one who knew about troopergate? when i heard she was his vp, i thought it was a gift to obama
Dexter Fong: Cat: Apparently
H. Stones: to be hones, when i first heard her, i thought it was Hillary disguised in a desperate attemtp to get into the Shyte House
Honey: i think it WAS a gift to Obama intentional or not
llanwydd: well, I'm getting tired early so I'm going to go
TweenOrBeTweened: The Michael Palin Royal Tree Reserve
llanwydd: might be back later
TweenOrBeTweened: Family Tree Reserve lol
Elayne: But you really don't want to get on her bad side, she knows how to use a gun and she ain't afraid to do so.
Principalpoop: i know about troopergate, and the dairy and the stuff
TweenOrBeTweened: Bye LL
Dexter Fong: Happy Napping, llan
Bambi: all I can say is where is the third alternative ... I am tired of this coke/pepsi world
Elayne: Bye Llan!
H. Stones: the image of a Rotweiller with lipstick was rather sickening
TweenOrBeTweened: No joke Bambi
Bambi: Happy Birthday llanwydd!
Principalpoop: did you john voight talking about obama? he is scared
H. Stones: see you later llan
Dexter Fong: Try Mountain Dew, the Hillbilly Ticket
Principalpoop: happy birthday llan
Principalpoop: see
Merlyn: Hey, I bought jon voigt's LeBaron
TweenOrBeTweened: Libertarian could be a viable 3rd party in the next election
cease: by llan
||||||||| "9:51 PM? 9:51 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mudhead should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mudhead enters and sits at the bar.
Bambi: Constitution Party?
TweenOrBeTweened: 'We're not David Duke!" will be their motto I I have anything to say about it ;)
Dexter Fong: Hey Muddy
H. Stones: Hi Mud
Bambi: hey Mudhead
Principalpoop: you ain't what you used to be M
TweenOrBeTweened: I email Lew Rockwel on occasion ;)
Principalpoop: hi mud
cease: hi mud
TweenOrBeTweened: Welcome Mud
Mudhead: Happy Bday llan
Merlyn: me or mud, PP?
Mudhead: Hello everyone
Honey: Hi mudhead
H. Stones: some people will do anything to avoid flying
Principalpoop: you M, the old grey M
cease: 600 what?
Principalpoop: ahh, the voice of ahhh, clem, sound good
Merlyn: 600 watt?
cease: ahhh
Bambi: yes, it is a good sound princep :-)
TweenOrBeTweened: It's a Blue Light Special!! Eveybody runnnnn....
Principalpoop: i don't here the AC
Merlyn: Oh Blinding Light Oh, Light That Blinds
cease: let the blue light special shine its light on me
H. Stones: I cannot see, look out for me
Principalpoop: look out for me
Bambi: I can not see ...watch out for me
Dexter Fong: Look out for yourself
Bambi: right!
Principalpoop: left
cease: getting us ready for the box set, clem?
Elayne: I'm sorry folks, I'm still not detoxed from work. I'll try to make it back next week.
Dexter Fong: Watch out for yourdelf
||||||||| 9:54 PM -- Elayne left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Merlyn: it was that 600 watt that cat threw out there
H. Stones: Look out its a low flying oven chip, probably been shot down again
cease: night, el
Principalpoop: good lux E
H. Stones: bye for now Elayne
TweenOrBeTweened: watt?
Dexter Fong: Night E
Bambi: bbiab ... time for a melted cheese sandwich on rye
Merlyn: james watt, who invented the steam browser
Honey: nite, E have a good week!
Honey: oooooh I need to pay attention
Principalpoop: don't drink ry bambi, stick with wine
H. Stones: better than an oven chip, Bambi
Honey was watching the RNC on tv at the internet care
cease: en vino, veritas
Principalpoop: any good honey?
Merlyn: the intertubes, honey
Honey: no not really
TweenOrBeTweened has a steam browser
Principalpoop: mccain's wife scares me
H. Stones: at least there are some ad breaks Honey
Honey: it just caught my attention for a moment
Honey: mccain was shaking hands with nixon
TweenOrBeTweened: fueled by Wood
Dexter Fong: Honey: That's all it takes
Honey: lol stones
H. Stones: see what happens when your attention wanders
TweenOrBeTweened: the anarchic browser
Principalpoop: what stones?
cease: ron or tiger?
TweenOrBeTweened has wanderlust
H. Stones: i hear things are not so secure up in Canada Cease
Honey: come visit the land of entrapment ah er i mean the land of enchantment
cease: in what sense, stones?
Honey grins innocently
TweenOrBeTweened: All those Inuit terrorists
cease: bank records hacked?
H. Stones: conservative premier in Minority the Bbc said
TweenOrBeTweened: lol
Dexter Fong: Hockey Moms massed at the border?
Principalpoop: moose on the loose?
Dexter Fong: Unwed teens?
TweenOrBeTweened methinks Honey is as innocent as new fallen snow over Los Alamos lol
cease: but the libs are trailing badly in polls. harper feels if he can go to the polls before obama wins, he;ll escape mccains' plight.
H. Stones: Our PM Brown has lowest popularity rating since the Romans landed
TweenOrBeTweened: lol Dex
cease: part of the same neo-con movement, dont all want to go down at once
||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: i think llan likes sarah, neener neener neener
TweenOrBeTweened: No one has considered the Canadian Threat
cease: our lib leader is great on the environment but not so good on english.
Honey: there is a canadian threat????//
Principalpoop: national lampoon did, years ago
cease: only to ourselves, honey
Principalpoop: those dirty canucks
H. Stones: only to Canadians Honey
Merlyn: bring home the canadian bacon
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Outside, the 10:01 PM uptown bus from Seattle pulls away, leaving Bunnyboy coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: while on plane, i read The Shock Doctrine. I hope everyone else does too
Bunnyboy: hiya
TweenOrBeTweened: Canadian 'tourists' innocently coming over the border and 'visiting' Chicago
TweenOrBeTweened: Hey Bun
Honey: you are wrong catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Honey
Principalpoop: hip hop bunny
Dexter Fong: Hey dere, Bunny
cease: i thought meat would be great in chicago, but that was not the case
Honey: hello Bunny
cease: hi bunny
TweenOrBeTweened: They want our meat packing!!
Principalpoop: sad to hear cat
H. Stones: well cease, as one caterpillar said to the other as a butterfly flew overl, "You wont get me up in one of those things!"
Merlyn: your watch is off, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "I beg to differ! My watch has never failed me! It's 10:02 PM"
cease: but i'm more of a veg/fish eater so no complaints
TweenOrBeTweened: Got to come to TX if you want to be a real carnivore ;)
cease: i toldja the tomato was 3rd, and it was better than anything i'd eaten before.
TweenOrBeTweened: I love Asian food
Dexter Fong: Watch yourself, Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:02 PM"
TweenOrBeTweened: diet has _nothing_ to do with sides of beef lol
cease: #2 was a piece of fish at new restaurant L20. #1 was a dish of morels at charlie's
Dexter Fong: Look out for yourself, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood looks out for yourself.
H. Stones: Stones sits down next to tween and helps himself to his sandwiches
Principalpoop: L20? next to D19?
cease: dex, i am really looking forward to see if nyc can top chicago in the food olympics.
cease: its a new seafood restaurant in chicago, poop
Bunnyboy: brb. Dogs need a piddle.
TweenOrBeTweened: If you have the money, you really should visit Austin
Principalpoop: i should hope the seafood is fresh
Honey: I heard 'The County Line' in Austin is a good place for BBQ
Honey loves Austin
H. Stones: i didnt know that Chicago was on the coast, Global warming is worse than i thought
TweenOrBeTweened: More SF than Dallas or Houston
Dexter Fong hums, I am a line man for the country
TweenOrBeTweened: And every restaurant has somebody with a guitar
H. Stones: Fong, go check that stretch up north
Dexter Fong: who hadhis identity stolen
Principalpoop: and one of those mechanical bulls?
cease: i only know phil
TweenOrBeTweened: Two times to visit: SXSW (sxsw.xom) or Austin City Limits Music Festival (coming up soon, actually)
Dexter Fong: Come to No Bull Mechanics, We grab em by the Horn
TweenOrBeTweened: That would be Gilley's ;)
TweenOrBeTweened: I got near one once in MD, and was informed that I had to sign a waiver ;)
TweenOrBeTweened: "We are not responisble if your spine is broken"
Honey: as in mickey gilley the country singer?
Dexter Fong: Honey: As in
TweenOrBeTweened: Do _not_ think Hollywood has anything to do with actual rodeo, despite the name of their 'drive'
Principalpoop: the swells are already here
TweenOrBeTweened: Met Gilley's band - that's the movie Urban Cowboy
Dexter Fong: 6 to 8 feet with off shores
H. Stones: shey stay at the best hotels
Principalpoop: hoofs
Dexter Fong: shtay at the besht hotels
TweenOrBeTweened: Gilley/Lewis/Swaggart are cousins
Principalpoop: isn't everybody in texas?
H. Stones: i think you have had enough
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Mudhead - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
TweenOrBeTweened: worked with Gilley's band in my hall in IN, mixed Lewis
cease: mud?
TweenOrBeTweened: The family tree
Dexter Fong: That dengue fever is fast
Principalpoop: dengue fever
Bambi: hey gotta say somethin' now that I am back with sandwich or I will be dea from dengue fever lol
Principalpoop: wb melted cheese
TweenOrBeTweened: Doesn't fall far from the nut, as we say down south
cease: tell a vision, bambi
Bambi: yeah, good melted/toasted cheese on rye!
Principalpoop: what kind of cheese?
Principalpoop: brie? brie? brie?
ah,clem: smelly toast, lol
Dexter Fong: Red Lestershire?
Principalpoop: ewww ah, clem
Principalpoop: velveeta?
Dexter Fong: Friulian LLama cheese
H. Stones: thanks now that America is all over
Dexter Fong: Unpastureizes triple creme Hyrax
Principalpoop: what kind of cheese do the brits eat?
Bunnyboy: You'll never believe it: They put McCain in front of a green screen...
H. Stones: throw that woman a dog biscuit
H. Stones: Poop, most popular is Cheddar
Honey: oh poop! dont get him started.
Dexter Fong: Irish Ceddar
Bunnyboy: Guess it's so you can see the fnords, later. Fnord.
H. Stones: Sit Girl, Sit
TweenOrBeTweened: http://www.austintheatre.org/site/PageServer?pagename=Home
Principalpoop: what kind of cheese do the brits eat?
Dexter Fong: Stilton?
cease: hey bunny. how's it going
TweenOrBeTweened: Fromage
Honey: afk.......
ah,clem: I'm cheddar cheese, and you're not...
Bunnyboy: Semprini?
Bambi: hey Bunny
Principalpoop: the gopconvention upset my browser
H. Stones: stilton, cheddar, Wensleydale, Brie, gorgonzola
Bunnyboy: It's just fine, thanks for asking.
TweenOrBeTweened: Big cheese....
cease: it upset Everybody's browser, poop
Principalpoop: good
cease: i just got back from your country
TweenOrBeTweened: What did you call me?
H. Stones: god, this convention is awful
Principalpoop: how was the border cat?
TweenOrBeTweened: Big cheese...
Bunnyboy: Poop: Your browser just refused to believe in victory.
cease: airport this time, no problemo
Bambi: limburger, limburger, limburger ...
H. Stones: Honey has gone to vomit for me
Bambi: smells bad and tastes great ... who'd a thunk it
Principalpoop: ahh, that is what gave clem lim disease
H. Stones: McCain says, I wank for you
Bunnyboy: And looks down on other browsers' guns and religion.
Dexter Fong: No greater love hath etc...]
cease: yes that cheeseburger riff was a standard at one of the restarunts i walked by
ah,clem: sad we have to send this mono, it is so much more in stereo
TweenOrBeTweened: peptide, peptide, peptide
cease: belushi
cease: didnt eat there, thankfully
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'wake (the flake)', just granted probation at 10:17 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Principalpoop: coke coke coke
cease: wake up
H. Stones: barf bar barf
Principalpoop: wake wake wake
Dexter Fong: Hey wake
Bunnyboy: Yeah, Fred Jones did a fab job engineering this one.
Dexter Fong: Hey Hey Hey
H. Stones: Empty those graves, fill up those graves
Bambi: sasparilla, sasparilla, sasparilla
H. Stones: aspartame aspartame aspartame
Principalpoop: don't you sass me young lady
Dexter Fong: Empty those cabernets, fill up those latrines
Bambi: hey wake
H. Stones: zeig heil, zieg Heil, Zieg Heil !
wake (the flake): hello to all FFFs
TweenOrBeTweened: Fu Yung to die? rofl
Bambi: aspartame, gives me the wind somethin' awful
Bambi: mixed quote there lol
H. Stones: i lvoe it when you talk dirty, Fong
Dexter Fong: Stones has never forgiven Reichenbach Falls
Principalpoop: makes my tongue foam
Bunnyboy: Firesign Featre Fans?
TweenOrBeTweened: Do the Danger Box Set will be available _this_ Christmas?
wake (the flake): frantic firesign fans
H. Stones: what you fart for is the real test
ah,clem: thought that was was beef jerkey, lol
TweenOrBeTweened plays The Eagles' "James Dean"
Merlyn: supposedly October, tween
wake (the flake): or frequent...
Bunnyboy: FFF? This time you've gone too far...hexidecimally, at least.
H. Stones: I fart for all of them
Dexter Fong: There are no small farts, only small farters
Principalpoop: that is what they all say, ah, clem
H. Stones: a fart deal for small farters
Bunnyboy: Who's essited?
wake (the flake): 55555 @ -----> bunnyboy
Bambi: more a water sign here, but I don't believe in that anyway
TweenOrBeTweened: I don't care if they're in the 'old comedians' home in LA. I'll still be buying their work/play ;)
.b>Merlyn: Front and back of box of danger: http://www.westley.org/boxdanger1.jpg http://www.westley.org/boxdanger2,jpg
Bunnyboy: Ah. The Pentagon. I see.
Dexter Fong: afk for refill
TweenOrBeTweened: It's the age of Perrier! The age of Perrier!
H. Stones: bloody hell , hes mentioning all the Repiglican voters
Principalpoop: ok fong
Bunnyboy: Or is this Concentration?
wake (the flake): am I the international contingent?
TweenOrBeTweened hopes Bunny doesn't know about the Pentagon on his Firesign ID
Bambi: kewl! buy it for the content but gotta have that box cover regardless LOL
Principalpoop: mccain is reinventing the republican party
Principalpoop: they will be better now, sorry about before
Merlyn: Oops, comma didn't work http://www.westley.org/boxdanger2.jpg
Bunnyboy: wake: I believe Stones is a filthy limey, if memory serves.
TweenOrBeTweened: McCain would be a good idea. Kinda like S&M
H. Stones: As a dog returneth to its vomit, so a fool to his folly !
Bambi: actually you join H. Stones in that contingent wake ;-)
Bunnyboy: And cease is a BC buddy. It counts!
TweenOrBeTweened: Noth that Obama isn't bethrothen to the Corps as well
wake (the flake): I have my absentee ballot ready to go... no peeking.
TweenOrBeTweened: lol Stones
Principalpoop: rick nad key sin
Bambi: Merlyn ... now that's a horse of different color!
TweenOrBeTweened: David Duke?
H. Stones: a different colour you say, better get it bombed just in case
Merlyn: I hope I didn't mess up anyone's typing there...
Principalpoop: that opened nicely in firefox m
cease: the idea that my typ9ihg could be messed up is amusing
TweenOrBeTweened: No, we've all got the same DNA
H. Stones: i will keep taxpayers low and my opponenent will raise them from the dead
Bunnyboy: Hey, Merlyn, ain't that a 2008 copyright squiggle on the BOX?
Bunnyboy: When it be?
H. Stones: an accountant will stand between you and your doctor
||||||||| Dexter Fong rushes off, saying "10:26 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Bambi: that sounds like here Stones ... I thought we had a corner on that market these days
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:26 PM and Dexter Fong sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dexter Fong: Duh!!
Principalpoop: wb fong
Merlyn: supposedly out in October
Bunnyboy: wake: Japan? Really? Wow!
cease: who's in japan?
Merlyn: I think they need it by then for Grammy nomination timing
Honey: wb dex
H. Stones: Yo Fong
Bambi: the accountant? who can afford an accountant? it'll be the tax man that standds between you and your doctor I think
Honey: hi wake :=)
H. Stones: I think your watch has stopped M
TweenOrBeTweened: Mmmmm distortion
Honey: just so long as it is the tax man that has to bend over and cough, bambi
Bambi: paisley
TweenOrBeTweened: Think this can't be cleaned up?
Bambi: I agree Honey
TweenOrBeTweened: You haven't heard was TCM can do with old movies ;)
Bambi: FUBAR
H. Stones: by clapping everything he says, they reduce the need for more facts
Merlyn: I have stopped watching my watch
TweenOrBeTweened: LOL Bambi
Bambi: maybe that water will boil now Merlyn ;-)
Bunnyboy: Nino sez wake is inna Japan.
H. Stones: we will close down more failing schools
||||||||| Dexter Fong says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Dexter Fong exits at 10:29 PM.
cease: i lived way too long in japan, thankfuly long ago
TweenOrBeTweened: Grid, this is horrible. This is quality FST wouldn't want played :(
Principalpoop: i am still unknown :(
||||||||| 10:30 PM: Dexter Fong jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Dexter Fong: Had to reconfigure
Principalpoop: stop playing around fong, sit still
Bambi: well, at least Clem and I aren't in China, NJ tonight lol
ah,clem: sounds good in the studio, perhaps a bandwidth limitation, Tween...
H. Stones: dont fidget whilst the senator is farting
Bambi: we're in Washington, VA ... huh?
TweenOrBeTweened: The Grateful Wall of Firesign?
Bunnyboy: Oh, cool! September 30 for the Danger Box.
Dexter Fong: Twenn: I find nothing really wrong with it..a bit muffled perhaps
H. Stones: this is the worst thing to come out of Minnesota since Madonna
TweenOrBeTweened: The new album name?
Honey: lol stones i sooooooo agree
TweenOrBeTweened: Ah, Rob's feed brings out more highs
Bambi: Life is like a box of Danger ... you never know what you're gonna get...
TweenOrBeTweened: Bury the high-end distortion in bass
TweenOrBeTweened: Will have to remember that lol
Merlyn: madonna came from minnesota? I thought that was freddy prinz
H. Stones: drilling moreoil wells will help develope green energy
TweenOrBeTweened: You can still hear it at the CNI feed, but it's masked by the bass
Bunnyboy: From those lovely folks at Shout! Factory.
Principalpoop: ewww box of danger
Dexter Fong: IN CAPITAL LETTERS IN (your ara)
Principalpoop: mccain is an ass
Honey: lol dex
Bunnyboy: www.shoutfactory.com
H. Stones: she may have been thrown out Merlyn
Honey: no an elephant obama is ass
TweenOrBeTweened: You've seen Madonna's Dad in Spike Lee's "Do The Right Thing"?
TweenOrBeTweened: Good movie
H. Stones: oh my good, hes gonna bomb Europe
Bunnyboy: I thought he was a heffalump.
Merlyn: Ah, announcement is Sept 30: http://www.shoutfactory.com/press/298/the_firesign_theatres_box_of_danger_the_complete.aspx
Honey: wrinkly old dude
Dexter Fong: Stones, Thank God, I thought he was gonna bomb atlanta, Georgia
Principalpoop: i saw that in a miami movie theater, i was a piece of salt in a pepper shaker
TweenOrBeTweened: Really good actor, actually, but he's of course known as 'Madonna's Dad'
Honey: so sez paris hilton heee
TweenOrBeTweened: Dex ;)
Bambi: NOTA ... just like the last how ever many electons... no candidates ... they get what they want either way
Bambi: elections
ah,clem: happy now Tween?
TweenOrBeTweened: How many electrons does a candidate need to be President?
TweenOrBeTweened: LOL clem
cease: this is very badly acted
Dexter Fong: Tween: I'm not positive but a prurality?
cease: and i should know
H. Stones: in McCains case its viagra cos he means erections
H. Stones: we will bomb anyone we like
cease: its funny, his health plan covers viagra but not birth control
Honey: and those we dont like
Dexter Fong: And they will lump it
TweenOrBeTweened: You have my energy-indepent house and sailboat, clem? ;-)
H. Stones: pity that, cease
cease: the pity is that it isnt well known, stones
Honey: palin promotes abstinence
Honey giggles
H. Stones: when i was five years old, Abe Lincols said to me ......
cease: many women think he's pro choice so will vote for him on that delusion
Bunnyboy: Hey, there are some pretty...ehrm...rudimentary voice performers on DOWN UNDER DANGER.
Bunnyboy: The announcer's OK.
Honey: LOL! stones
Dexter Fong: I heard BRAD AND Angelina offered to take Bristol Palin's baby
cease: lol bun
cease: i know more than one needs to about such
Principalpoop: answer the damn phone, ahh thanks
Honey: lol dex
H. Stones: its for you Poop
Honey: who's callin' who??
Bambi: thought they already had a baby?
Principalpoop: oops, its for danger
Honey: whom
Dexter Fong: I'm a=callin' you Honey
H. Stones: talking of enduring piece, wheres she gone
Bambi: for whom the bell tolls?
Bunnyboy: Well, those who can't TEACH...
Honey: they do but they always can use another, bambi :=)
TweenOrBeTweened: Heard of the Star Trek NG episode called "Clues?
Dexter Fong: Stones, Who? HOney??
Principalpoop: i have not had toll house cookies in a long time
H. Stones: those who cant teach go into politics
Honey: lol dex
TweenOrBeTweened: It's Picard using the holideck to creat a detective novel.
Bunnyboy: Anne Francis IS! HONEY WEST!
Dexter Fong: or become administrators
Principalpoop: mmmm anne francis, she was pussy galore too, almost
Bunnyboy: I've had a fruitless search for the new Complete Series release of HONEY WEST that came out this week.
Bambi: I remember that one
H. Stones: and remember, what you dont mean, wont hurt you!
TweenOrBeTweened: Occasionally, I do believe that there are moments when the STNG writers let you know that they are fans of Firesign
TweenOrBeTweened: Anne Francis was in a Twilight Zone episode about mannequins
TweenOrBeTweened: it was quite good
Principalpoop: i saw that one
Bambi: no that's what you don't believe won't hurt you Stones ;-)
H. Stones: zieg heil, zieg heil, zieg heil !!!
Dexter Fong imitating Cpt. Jean-luc..."Make it Whaattttt?!
Principalpoop: steady stones
TweenOrBeTweened: what you don't hurt can't mean you
ah,clem: what ya don't mean can't hurt you
TweenOrBeTweened: lol Stones
H. Stones: i wont care who gets the crap
wake (the flake): ROFL ----> Dex
Dexter Fong: Alas, it's happened...The Narzis have o'ertake Stones
Bunnyboy: cease: There's a recent Criterion release of a flick by Guy Maddin, your countryman.
H. Stones: zay are vicious but fair Herr Fong
Bambi: Dex that's unthinkable .... or is that unsinkable?
Bunnyboy: It's BRAND UPON THE BRAIN! (2006)
TweenOrBeTweened: Thinks that kind of fell by the wayside when the realized that there were Alabama 'negroes' in Detroit airplanessing them out of the sky
cease: yes bun, i know maddin
TweenOrBeTweened: airplanes chasing (Tuskegee Airmer)
H. Stones: He likes to pick a few fights for the fun of it
cease: as in, i know of his existence. trying to watrch one of his flicks on tv was very painful
Honey: quite the Yank he is
TweenOrBeTweened: Airmen
Bunnyboy: A silent film, originally screened as a touring production, with narration, orchestra and Foley artists.
Principalpoop: did you know mccain was a pow?
Dexter Fong: Airmen brother Tween!!
Bunnyboy: Churchill!
TweenOrBeTweened: Only when I respect the Native American Nations
Bunnyboy: NAAAAAAAAARzeeee!
cease: wow
H. Stones: POW ? pretty awful wanker, yes i did, Poop
Honey: pow wow
cease: hold the unusual
cease: one of the best lines
Dexter Fong: Poop: I knew mcCain was socko, but "pow"? whew
TweenOrBeTweened: so-called Indiana was part of the Iroquois Nation, if I have it right
Principalpoop: something short and hold the wary
H. Stones: there was a queue fo men waiting to be shot down
TweenOrBeTweened: cornucopia wasn't enough
Bambi: Indiana was the dog's name
TweenOrBeTweened: We've got a bit to learn
cease: 50,000 raf people killed in ww2, stones?
Bunnyboy: cease: Well said. I think it would be more effective in a dark room, on a big screen.
Principalpoop: dropping bombs on people from 20,000 feet, now that is courage
cease: thats a very high percentage
TweenOrBeTweened: ruff
cease: i recall that number from canadian war museum.
H. Stones: in WW2, 5000 civilians daid each night in the blitz
H. Stones: died
Bunnyboy: It would actually make a good double bill with ERASERHEAD, or MULHOLLAND DRIVE. Perhaps the latter, because of the "teenage detective" angle.
TweenOrBeTweened: You think Chesapeake is a Euro name?
TweenOrBeTweened: Dresden didn't have radiation
Principalpoop: a gimlet
TweenOrBeTweened: War sucks
H. Stones: how can there be glory in pain, mutilation, torture and death
Dexter Fong: Tween: Deed it do....but the pillaging and lootin...ah!
cease: my father in law lost his first wife and 2 daughters to the firebombing of tokyo in 1945 which killed more than the a-bombs
cease: death was ubiquitous.
Dexter Fong: I just lost CNI
cease: bad time to lose it, dex
Principalpoop: i still have it
ah,clem: feed still up
||||||||| Catherwood leads Mudhead in through the front door at 10:49 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
TweenOrBeTweened: A thousand Allied bombers against Dresen or one against Hiroshima
Principalpoop: eddy fell from the ceiling
TweenOrBeTweened: About the same casualties
Principalpoop: wb mud
TweenOrBeTweened: wb Mud
Mudhead: ty
TweenOrBeTweened: Dresden
H. Stones: Dresden was disgraceful
cease: lots of that in war
TweenOrBeTweened: American Saturn V? You know what that is?
H. Stones: it was Brit revenge for bombing Coventry
TweenOrBeTweened: Apollo booster
H. Stones: its a big rocket Tween
Mudhead: Havin puter problems still, will reconnect when possible, just wanted to check in and say goodnight
cease: watchig all this shit about macnamara of late, he was one of the planners of my inlaws death
TweenOrBeTweened: Same guy who made the V-1s & 2s
Principalpoop: good luck mud,
||||||||| At 10:50 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Mudhead!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dexter Fong: Okay Mddie
H. Stones: bye for now mud
cease: my relatves were also staved to death by stalin, etc,
Bunnyboy: nite Richard!
TweenOrBeTweened: Space exploration is better ;)
cease: is mud in or out of the mud
Bambi: wb Mudhead
Bambi: see ya later Mudhead
TweenOrBeTweened: Hitler and Stalin had a non-agression agreement
H. Stones: in the UK, we lost 150,000 houses due to bombing
TweenOrBeTweened: That worked out well lol
TweenOrBeTweened: Hmmm not to make fun, but that morgage forcloures in a major city in the US last quarter ;)
Principalpoop: where did this guy fish come from?
Bunnyboy: I may have to stoop to online ordering for both DR FIRESIGN'S FOLLIES and the Danger Box. Can't imagine even the hip shops stocking a 4 disc FST set. Of course, it is Seattle...
H. Stones: we got more than that here now tween
cease: bun, i sent ossman money for follies. you can too.
Bunnyboy: And Shout! usually does a good job of distribution.
cease: i t would be good to order box from amazon to up its ratings there
TweenOrBeTweened: Collapse of Empires
TweenOrBeTweened: At least you collected tribute like to Romans from you colonies like India
Bunnyboy: cease: Yeah, that's right. Proc gave the info in the Planet. Been meaning to do that.
TweenOrBeTweened: We collect debt
H. Stones: all we have now, tween is the stock exchange and a few call centres
TweenOrBeTweened: Procs newsletters are bright sunshine on a cloudy day :-)
Honey: someone told me that the US is going to declare bankruptcy at the end of september
Principalpoop: we have been morally bankrupt for a while
TweenOrBeTweened: A map of the world around 1880 is quite instructive
Honey: true dat
H. Stones: you will soon be a large Canton of China
cease: bergman was saying that on his show in 68
Bambi: http://wais.stanford.edu/ztopics/week020105/france_050201_civilianskilledinwwII.htm
TweenOrBeTweened: That's Obama's job next year, Honey ;)
cease: i hpe so, tween. i went to obama's chicago to get those vibes and i got them
TweenOrBeTweened: 2/5 of Earth is controlled by Britian
TweenOrBeTweened: Hope you're right, cease
Dexter Fong: Jolly good show, tween
TweenOrBeTweened: It's gonna get ugly
TweenOrBeTweened: lol Dex
Dexter Fong: Serve the blighters right
Dexter Fong: Bad food, hard cheese, and cold radiators
TweenOrBeTweened: Have you seen the John Adams HBO miniseries?
Honey: lol dex
Principalpoop: hell, i forgot what it is
TweenOrBeTweened: Will make you proud to be an American
Principalpoop: oops danger
TweenOrBeTweened: And angry what's been done with it
Dexter Fong: Mini SERIES? Billy Barty *IS* young Johnny Adams
cease: i go out of my way to avoid bad food
TweenOrBeTweened: Hard cheese, old man...
Honey: i am already incensed, tween
Principalpoop: chocolat or vanilla incense?
TweenOrBeTweened: I go out of my way to be an omnivore
Dexter Fong: Tween: Don' get Honey started Jefe!
H. Stones: talking of Chicago, maybe you might like to download this i recorded from the BBC for you, 1968 and what a traumatic year that was.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
H. Stones: sorry but the link disappeared, here it is again
H. Stones: http://www13.sendthisfile.com/d?t=qK5Z8L8L7XJdGNhs9bBiDO1l
Principalpoop: i am an omnivore except for the court order limits
Dexter Fong: Clem. We're all left on this bus
Principalpoop: hahaha
Principalpoop: i hear
Principalpoop: the case of the missing shoe
Bunnyboy: Tween: I saw JOHN ADAMS. I'm about 150 pages away from finishing the book.
Bunnyboy: With Verne Troyer as George Washington.
Principalpoop: i need to go to a book store, i am re-reading the system of the world and cryptonomicrom again
Principalpoop: was he on star trek voyager?
TweenOrBeTweened: Left? No... we're Wright!!
Dexter Fong: Poop' Still a damn good read if yuz ask me
Principalpoop: we're white, yassir
Bunnyboy: Troyer? Dunno. He was "Mini Me".
Dexter Fong: I'm Millwright
Principalpoop: chock full of stuff indeed
Dexter Fong: You be Wheelwright
Honey is a minority in new mexico
TweenOrBeTweened: I read Burr when I was a kid
Bunnyboy: brb. Spouse arrives.
TweenOrBeTweened: Like Vidal's writing
Principalpoop: aaron or raymond?
Dexter Fong: Honey: Are you a towel head? =)))
Bambi: no bees in new mexico either?
cease: vidal is my fave essayist
TweenOrBeTweened: Should have a trophy for master of Sarcasm
cease: i shot the cher, if
Principalpoop: i like his onions
TweenOrBeTweened: Only when I step out of the shower in Germany
TweenOrBeTweened: Oh, you were asking Honey...
Honey: nope not a towel head just a white person
Principalpoop: but i did not shoot the depew tea
cease: asking honey? i suggest you consult the bees
Honey: not as many bees i new mexico now as there used to be, bambi
Dexter Fong: Honey: DO you know about the movie "Towel Head" bout this young Lebanese girl who moves with her family to Arizona and everybody keeps speaking Spanish to her
Bambi: I see more hornets and weird types of hornets here than bees these days ... did the hornets kill'em off?
Bambi: lol
Honey: no dex
Merlyn: hey see you next week people
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| wake (the flake) - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Honey: nite merl
Bambi: have a great week Merlyn
Principalpoop: ciao M
cease: by merl
Principalpoop: and thanks
||||||||| Merlyn departs at 11:10 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Principalpoop: poor wake
Dexter Fong: YOu bet Leftenant Merlyn
TweenOrBeTweened: I'm more worried about those new Spyders from Italy
TweenOrBeTweened: front engine, rear transaxle
||||||||| Dexter Fong departs at 11:10 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dexter Fong inside, makes a note of the time (11:11 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| "11:11 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Dexter Fong, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Principalpoop: fong fong fong
||||||||| 11:11 PM: Dexter Fong jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Dexter Fong: Sheesh
Bambi: new cars tween (Spyders)?
Honey: spiders from mars?????
Principalpoop: hehe he said rear transaxle hehe
Honey: oh from Italy
cease: like some cat from japan
Bambi: "As with car body style terms, the term derives from horse-drawn carriages. A "spider" was a lighter version of a phaeton, having narrower, spindly wheels and two-seat accommodation. The name implied an extremely rudimentary top mechanism originating from a small two-seat horse-cart with a folding sunshade made of four bows; with its black cloth top and exposed sides for air circulation it resembled an eight-legged spider. This term was subsequently applied to automobiles. In Italy, it was decided that the word is to be written as "Spider" in 1924 by National Federation of Body makers."
Principalpoop: hah sheesh
cease: when that song was on the radio, i had just come back from japan
TweenOrBeTweened: Well, it's an Alfa Spyder, it controls all the other spyders in the clan
Bambi: lol
TweenOrBeTweened: Bambi has been reading "World Made By Hand", considering her new transportation
Bambi: what the ferry? LOL
Principalpoop: hehe she said rudimentary hehe
Dexter Fong: Tween: WALKING ON HER HANDS?
Dexter Fong: Hvave to invent the opposable big toe
TweenOrBeTweened: Mmmmmmmm she's 8 hands with blinders
Bambi: although, the only one I I have had the pleasure to ride in was the Triumph TR7 in early 70s
Dexter Fong: If yah blind 'em, then you can put salt on there tails, they dall wright over
Principalpoop: salt on their tails, hehe
TweenOrBeTweened: TR4 is better
TweenOrBeTweened: sorry, 6
Principalpoop: bingo
Dexter Fong: That's ok number 99
TweenOrBeTweened: 7 was a v-8
Principalpoop: 8 was a v-9?
cease: i had a motorcyle once
Dexter Fong: bar keep, gimme a number 7 with vodka
Bambi: my mistake it was not the TR7 it was the Spitfire
Dexter Fong: and hold the spyder
Dexter Fong: I had a ride in a Mosquito Bomber
TweenOrBeTweened: I hearn English cars werre ok as long as you had a personal mechanic
TweenOrBeTweened: like Italian
H. Stones: who travelled with you of course, tween
TweenOrBeTweened: whoa Dex
Dexter Fong: I say Tweeen, that's bit rough, innit?
Honey: http://www.thepresidentialcandidates.us/about-sarah-palin-a-letter-from-anne-kilkenny/741/ about Sarah Palin
TweenOrBeTweened: lol
Dexter Fong: That's wright Tween, we were bombing mosquitos in a city park
TweenOrBeTweened: 6-volt positive ground?
TweenOrBeTweened: harsh?
Dexter Fong: Took all the benches, seniors couldn't sit down
Dexter Fong: Then they couldn't get up
TweenOrBeTweened: I don't think so
Dexter Fong: Replaced all our Park workers with EMS'ers
TweenOrBeTweened: You can give me a XJS-12/HE any day, though ;)
Dexter Fong: But they were alergic to DDT
Bambi: EEEK!
Bambi: "Sarah campaigned in Wasilla as a “fiscal conservative”. During her 6 years as Mayor, she increased general government expenditures by over 33%. During those same 6 years the amount of taxes collected by the City increased by 38%. This was during a period of low inflation (1996-2002). She reduced progressive property taxes and increased a regressive sales tax which taxed even food. The tax cuts that she promoted benefited large corporate property owners way more than they benefited residents."
Honey: right, Bam
cease: bambik i listen to air amercia all the time, i know all of this
Bambi: there we go ... corporate 'citizens' over 'human' citizens again...
TweenOrBeTweened: You think maybe McCain doesn't _want_ to inherit a 9.5Tdebt?
Dexter Fong: And I heard she used an automatic weapon with auto-sighting on the moose she killed
TweenOrBeTweened: Gosh darn
H. Stones: and as the Middle Class sinks rapidly in the West ....
Bambi: what country in the world besides the USA has non-human citizens?
Dexter Fong: But she *did* use a bow and arrow on that kid that knocked her daughter up
Principalpoop: stop picking on sarah, whaaa, can you see she is in trouble, whaaa, leave sarah alone, whaaaa
TweenOrBeTweened: Freedonia
Dexter Fong: Stones: IN the Mid West
Bambi: think I would have used the automatic weapon with auto-sighting on the kid that knocked up her daughter ;-)
Dexter Fong: Poop: Don't worry, we won't tase her, bro
H. Stones: anywhere west of Moscow Fon
Principalpoop: thanks fong
TweenOrBeTweened: lol Bambi
Bambi: just kidding of course ... but you get the idea
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Hates violence, does yuh?
TweenOrBeTweened: before or after she was choisen?
Principalpoop: she is tough, no need for a doctor for a pre-mature birth situation
Bambi: the only shooting I have done in my life is at inanimate objects during target shooting many moons ago
cease: the idea of shooting is alien to me
TweenOrBeTweened: hey, we're shooting moose here
Principalpoop: if my water broke, i would not be on an airplane away from a doctor or hospital for hours, she is a nut case
cease: but i have friends who live in the wilderness where such skill are necessary
Dexter Fong: Only shooting I ever did was in Army Basic Training
Bambi: we don't even own guns ... the pen is mightier than the sword as it were
TweenOrBeTweened: pick up the kid and grab the rifle, would ya?
Dexter Fong: wright Bambi: Ten years in a cell, or.....the sword!!
Principalpoop: they have tanks and jets and drones, like a gun is going make a difference....
TweenOrBeTweened: some people made $1m each an episoder saying thing like that, Bambi
Principalpoop: and those helicopters
cease: when you have small children around bears, guns are not a bad idea
Bambi: If I had to shoot food for dinner, I'd likely become a vegetarian ... can't look at their eyes and pull the trigger LOL
Dexter Fong: And those Crab Fishing Boats
Principalpoop: those moose are dangerous
Dexter Fong: Bambi blindfold em first
Principalpoop: don't fool with a moose
cease: i am drawn to vegetariansm cuz the food tastes better, atr least it did in chicago
ah,clem: even pirates give ya one shot
TweenOrBeTweened: Sure there shouldnt be an intelligence test for voting?
cease: a city famous for its meat
Principalpoop: they ship it all away cat
Dexter Fong: Tween: Who designs the test?
Bambi: with all the hormones and additives we tend to eat very little meat these days anyway
TweenOrBeTweened: United Nations
cease: is this something unusual? dont we all want to eat the best food we can?
TweenOrBeTweened: WE design the test, silly wabbit
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Eat roadkill, 100% organic and free range...sorta
Principalpoop: we have to trust the people tween hahahaha
cease: i think these restaunts assure themselves of the purity of their food
Bambi: lol dex
ah,clem: lol Dex
cease: if not, they would lose accredation they savour right quick
Dexter Fong: Ah the Silly Wabbit test
cease: gross, dex
H. Stones: but all those additive and hormones are usefull too Bambi, they ensure that when you go to hospital you get an untreatable version of MRSA or C Dif
Bambi: the inept 'enforcement' body
TweenOrBeTweened: Don't worry about the ecoli, we don't weigh em
ah,clem: or the fleas and ticks
Dexter Fong: ecoli??thats E=excelent Coli= short for ecology
TweenOrBeTweened hehe cease isn't from LA anymore
Principalpoop: a true canuck eh?
Bambi: E has always stood for excellent in my book, but ...
ah,clem: actually, e. coli is another thing that can cause diaphram paralisis
Dexter Fong: afk
Bambi: oh, joy Stones lol
Principalpoop: ewww ah, clem
H. Stones: i guess it means we re out of cash
cease: i lived in la from 1/56 to 1/69, so that means i'm kinda from there
ah,clem: as well as B.b.
Principalpoop: need to drink more vodka, sanitize your innards
H. Stones: its your round Poop
Bambi: I just take acidopholis lol
ah,clem: doctors are trying to take away my beer, forgive them for they know not what they do
Principalpoop: my round? i did not hear the bell
Principalpoop: LSD bambi?
H. Stones: is that any use for treating haitus hernia Bambi ?
Honey takes international yogurt tabs
Bambi: yes, they do clem ... trying to help you live a bit longer ... something we all wish for you
Principalpoop: those yeasts are no good ah,clem stick with hard liquor
ah,clem: it is all bs
cease: lol clem
Bambi: if you say so
cease: your absence would diminish us all, clem
TweenOrBeTweened: It is all Eggbert Sousˇe
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 11:37 PM and donK steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bambi: hey Don
Principalpoop: hi donK
Honey: hello donK
ah,clem: hi Don
Dexter Fong: Hey Don K
H. Stones: Hi Don
cease: however painful i find life, i know that if i can stay alive till thurs, i can chat with you folks and hear you play friesign.
cease: you save more lives than mine
Bambi says hey, give back that grape! I've been collecting them!
cease: hewy donk
donK: hey bambi, poop honey clem fong, stones and all
donK: cease :)
Bunnyboy: zip!
Bunnyboy: Hi, donk!
cease: whats a job to a dog?
Principalpoop: what cat said ah, clem
H. Stones: dont forget Uncle Tom Cobley
TweenOrBeTweened: Hey Don
Principalpoop: you got a bone to pick with me?
TweenOrBeTweened: The Apple toy for your mutt?
donK: howdy bunnyboy
Dexter Fong: Me too Clem
Bunnyboy: I don't care what anybody says, Relent is a good dog.
Principalpoop: cobley invened the cobbler?
Principalpoop: t
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Why, what have you heard about Relent
TweenOrBeTweened: There will be a test after the show
ah,clem: relent is a double agent
Principalpoop: what are you talking about?
Dexter Fong: All dogs are double agents
Dexter Fong: It's part of their breed
Bunnyboy: Only what Triumph growled in my ear.
H. Stones: The phrase Uncle Tom Cobley and all is used in British English as a humorous or whimsical way of saying et al, often to express exasperation at the large number of people in a list.
Principalpoop: dogs are faithful
TweenOrBeTweened: But, Danger has a single malt...
Bambi: Relent is relentless
TweenOrBeTweened: lol
Bunnyboy: But Nick isn't.
Principalpoop: like every tom dick and harry stones?
TweenOrBeTweened: TR-7 would be very welcom in my parking space
Dexter Fong: Poop: We are talking about the danger show on CNI
Honey: harry stones?
H. Stones: you got it Poop, now can i have it back please
TweenOrBeTweened: Next to a Lotus Europa and a MGB-GT
Principalpoop: it is too fast
Dexter Fong: Tween: Don't for get the Mosquito Bomber
TweenOrBeTweened: The TR-8 was a disaster
Principalpoop: the danger, i don't know it well it enough, then it slows down
TweenOrBeTweened: Mmmmm netting
ah,clem: even the cup holder has a cup holder, lol
TweenOrBeTweened: only 30 arabs per gallon
Principalpoop: i am keeping it stones, it is shiny
Dexter Fong: and fully crafted halicarfter Shortwave special
H. Stones: and the ash tray has an ash tray
Bambi: we used to hold our breath and run through the mosquito fog .... once upon a time in a gentler time...
cease: how is evreybody?
cease: whenever i'm away, i trust you are all stilll in great shape
Principalpoop: pretty good, not bad, i can't complain
Honey: yeah the DDT wheeeeeeeeee
H. Stones: how can i answer that cease
Dexter Fong: All present and accounted for, SIR!
Bambi: LOL
cease: when i hear that ah clem is hospitalized, we all are
H. Stones: Stand by your beds
TweenOrBeTweened me sees a man with a wand saying, "and a oneanna, and a twoaana..."
Bambi: what did we kids know about such things lol
Dexter Fong: Can I stand by my man who is in the bed?
TweenOrBeTweened: DDT, the seasoning of choice for growing Americans
cease: a lot of people have come and gone, whether dead or alive, we know now
H. Stones: you can at least try Fong
TweenOrBeTweened: Ah, a little toooo much info there, Dex lol
Bambi: I hear ya Cat ... felt the same way .... wait, I was in the hospital with clem lol
Honey: its a wonder we lived through it, Bambi
Principalpoop: not that there is anything wrong with that fong
cease: lol bambi
TweenOrBeTweened: Your bidnezz ;)
Dexter Fong: Thank you Sir, and God bless that little woman of yours and the 4 baby midgets, Sir
donK: i know two people who died of lung cancer at very early ages that worked with pesticides in highschool
TweenOrBeTweened: You haven't see labor contractions
cease: always good to hear from you, donk
TweenOrBeTweened: lol Dex
TweenOrBeTweened: Everybody looks to the 50's like it was freakin' Eden
Bambi: thank goodness for baths at the end of the hot summer days lol
H. Stones: DonK, do you communicate via a Medium ?
TweenOrBeTweened: They forget Love Canal
Bambi: with kids a necessity for sure
Dexter Fong: Hey I grew up in Niagara Falls, not too far from the "Love Canal...and I can see in the dark...by my glow of couse
Principalpoop: what kind of pests where in the high school?
Dexter Fong: Wooly Bulys
Bambi: Step by step....inch by inch...slowly I turn...
TweenOrBeTweened: A spectacular natural event split by two countries. And they don't even shoot missles at each other...
ah,clem: niagra falls..
Dexter Fong: Just Indians
donK: they were working on a local farm, while in highschool, poop :)
TweenOrBeTweened: Would love to hear some American Jokes, cease :)
donK: step by step
TweenOrBeTweened: Yeah, this is _our_ land
Bunnyboy: In America, the joke may be on us.
Dexter Fong: No, it's 'our land
ah,clem: for me and Elmer Fudd
TweenOrBeTweened: Nice bow and arrow. This is a gattling gun
Principalpoop: they used to have hardcore pesticides for anybody to use.. they still do, but hard to find
Bambi: ditto Bunny
cease: thats kinda wrigleyesque
donK: from california to the new york island
Bunnyboy: If Queen for a Day takes the gavel from Darth Cheney....
H. Stones: back to fluoride again Poop
Bambi: two, two, two gums in one
cease: i have never felt more part of american than i did last week at wrigley
TweenOrBeTweened: That's what I keep thinking. Whatever is left of the Am Natives is going to have the last laugh
TweenOrBeTweened: "Go ahead, poison the driking water, tear up mother earth for r'esources'. Go ahead..."
cease: my dad used to listen to cubs games in his childhood on the farm in the 30s
Dexter Fong: And the last cawsino
Principalpoop: hey look, he says don't squeeze the charmin, and then mister whipple squeezes it himself
TweenOrBeTweened: You chewed gum?
Honey: here the am natives sell tobacco cigarettes called 'Revenge'
donK: yeah poop i took a course, to get certifcation to use certain pesticides
Dexter Fong: Cat: Did the Black-sox scandal disillusion him?
Bambi: appropriate Honey lol
Principalpoop: cough cough don
cease: he would have been 2 then, so i suspect not
TweenOrBeTweened: Mmmmmmm black sox and shiny shoes in military school near Baltimore...
donK: lol
Honey: lol
Bambi: thinking of history tween?
Bunnyboy: My wife had a dream about me wearing my angry hat...
Dexter Fong: They had girls in Military Schools, Tween?
Principalpoop: flash backs? ahh duck, here they come again
Dexter Fong: Bunny: So did I!!!
Principalpoop: a bowler or what?
Dexter Fong: It suited you
Bambi: great! glad to hear it Bunny....that way we all can have on our angry hats lol
Honey: catherwood put on your angry hat
||||||||| Catherwood puts on your angry hat.
TweenOrBeTweened: 68-70 - we cut our black socks and wore them as armbands on Moritorium Day ;)
Dexter Fong: Poop: Bowlers aren't angry, they're drunk
Honey: nor mine!
ah,clem: eyeball hats?
Principalpoop: were you naked? wearing anything else that was angry?
Bambi: catherwood put on his angry hat
||||||||| Catherwood puts on his angry hat.
Dexter Fong: Tween: Moritorium Day...No More Moritoriums!!
TweenOrBeTweened: Of course, God decided I shouldn't be there and sent me to a Quaker school near Philly for the rest of HS ;)
Bunnyboy: "I surely would love to see THAT angry!"
Principalpoop: pat morito was on happy days
Honey: lol tween
Bunnyboy: What was that line from?
H. Stones: correct Fong, and nostalgie isnt what it used to be either
donK: wtf is moritorium day
Bambi: lol tween
TweenOrBeTweened: RIP
Principalpoop: too easy bunny
Bunnyboy: It's a quiz.
Bunnyboy: Poop got it?
Principalpoop: robert duval was a republican in that one also
Dexter Fong: OOoh! Ooohh! I know!!! The beatles
cease: hey
Honey: robert duvall is related to robert e lee
Bunnyboy: Bonus: Which actor was being addressed. And which actor's character was the subject?
Bambi: "The Moratorium to End the War in Vietnam was a large demonstration against the United States involvement in the Vietnam War that took place across the United States on October 15, 1969."
Principalpoop: i don' know the dentists name
Dexter Fong: Honey: An' dese boff relented to Stagger Lee
donK: stones is nostalgic for the old nostalgia?
Bambi: Oct 15 is coming up again soon
Honey: first time i got tear gassed, Bambi
donK: robert e lee, a great paddle wheeler
H. Stones: sounds like you have reflux Bambi
Bunnyboy: Yeah, nobody knows...
cease: im so happy to see you al here
Honey: lol stones
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: lol Don
Honey: i am happy to be here
Principalpoop: where am I?
Bambi: I saw the boys coming back from Nam, first hand, up close and personal ... at Valley Forge when I was 16
Dexter Fong: I'm happy to be anywhere
Honey: here there and everywhere
TweenOrBeTweened: There's a Robert E Lee street in Austin
donK: ahh i probably attended the moritorium in that case
ah,clem: I am beeing here to be happy.
Bambi: so sad to see the carnage from the war
TweenOrBeTweened: Probabably not atypical for the South
Principalpoop: carnal is better
Principalpoop: hehe
Dexter Fong: Tween: An' dese a Stagger Lee alley in ev'ry town
Bunnyboy: Answer key: M*A*S*H, Bud Cort, John Schuck's Painless Pole.
TweenOrBeTweened: don't get me started on '3/5 of a man' in the US Constitution ;)
donK: especially stupid wars
TweenOrBeTweened: Stagger Lee? A boxer?
cease: one of my fave flicks
Principalpoop: and robert duvall was frank burns
Bunnyboy: John Schuck works these days as Conrad John Schuck, in porn....ehrm, THEATRE!
cease: yes, we canadians can really write
Honey: i see the carnage still walking the streets
TweenOrBeTweened: Bud Cort was _amazing_ in Brewster McCloud
Bambi: missing limbs, major depression, trying to pull their lives back together and learn to walk with their artificial limbs and make use of new artificial arms ... my heart went out to them ... it broke my heart to see them
Bunnyboy: He toured as Daddy Warbucks in ANNIE.
donK: great song, was he a boxer?
Dexter Fong: Stagguh Lee could move wright fast fo' a big man like him
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
TweenOrBeTweened: The history of North America is quite interesting
Bunnyboy: BREWSTER MCCLOUD is overdue for a DVD release.
Honey: catherwood stop snoring!
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Honey and mumbles "Did you want me?"
TweenOrBeTweened: Really? That's a different part for him
Honey: well i wouldnt go that far, woodie
TweenOrBeTweened: I cannot but agree, Bun
cease: history is interesting
Principalpoop: should have chosen vespucci instead, we could be vespuccians
TweenOrBeTweened: Altman did some great stuff
H. Stones: ok Folks, thats me knackered for another evening
cease: off you go, stones
Principalpoop: ciao stones
H. Stones: see you all next week, stay safe and stay well
Honey: goodnight Hemlock.
Principalpoop: you too
Dexter Fong: Those little Vespucci's get great gas milage too
TweenOrBeTweened: And besides, they have a great car chase ;)
cease: lasat week was so good, it is beyond description
Bambi: have a great week Stones
Honey: I must adieu also goodnight dear friends
H. Stones: special thanks to Clem
Dexter Fong: Adieu Stones
TweenOrBeTweened: Keep a XJS in the garage for me, Stones :)
donK: nite STONES
H. Stones: nighty night
Honey: Adios all have a good week
Principalpoop: adios honey, kiss
TweenOrBeTweened: Adios, Honey
Dexter Fong: Buenos Noche, Honey
donK: nite Honey
Honey: muah poopie
Honey waves bye
Bambi: nite night Honey
Bunnyboy: nite Stones, Honey
Bambi waves back
||||||||| At 12:03 AM, Honey hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Principalpoop: hold that bus, where is my transfer ticket, glad you are better ah, clem, sorry you had to endure that... night all
Bunnyboy: Here's the opening to BREWSTER MCCLOUD
Bunnyboy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KklmfWZzN58
||||||||| Principalpoop leaves to catch the 12:04 AM train to Funfun Town.
Dexter Fong: Night Poop
Bambi: night princep
Bambi: thanks Clem!
TweenOrBeTweened: sorry, OS 9 does flash video really poorly
Bunnyboy: Nite Poop
cease: how are you these days, bun?
cease: by poop
||||||||| 12:05 AM -- H. Stones left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
TweenOrBeTweened: Riverside, CA, right?
Bambi: Regnad Kcin ... my fav!
TweenOrBeTweened: Really need to get some decent wheels one of these days
Bambi: nytol!
Bambi: have a great week
TweenOrBeTweened thinks decent is an old VW diesel that gets 45-50 mpg
Dexter Fong: !vaf ym...nicK dangeR
cease: you too bambi
TweenOrBeTweened: Later, gators :)
||||||||| Bambi rushes off, saying "12:06 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
cease: i'm so depressed, i can walk on frozen bummers
Dexter Fong: Night Bambi, be careful crossing the hishway
TweenOrBeTweened: Is that sold by vendors in Vancouver?
cease: but chicago is a great town
ah,clem: good night everyone! and thanks!
Dexter Fong: Cat: Cheer up, it's only like lifew
cease: offwe go
TweenOrBeTweened: I don't doubt it. i still have relatives there. But it's been ages since I visited
cease: we'll eat later, dex.
TweenOrBeTweened: Thrank you Mr clem
Dexter Fong: Good Night Clem, and thank you, and please keep feeling better and better
cease: maye talk sooner
||||||||| "Hey ah,clem!" ... ah,clem turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:08 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
TweenOrBeTweened: Going to Ohio next?
||||||||| cease rushes off, saying "12:08 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
TweenOrBeTweened: Good fun and good friends...
||||||||| TweenOrBeTweened is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 12:09 AM.
donK: i was gone for a couple minutes and the room go decimated, oh well it is late
Bunnyboy: Yah, time to jet. Nitey!
Dexter Fong: Yep
Dexter Fong: Nitey nitey both and all
||||||||| At 12:10 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Bunnyboy!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
donK: nite bunnyboy
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Bambi', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 12:10 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Bambi: “Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it’s important.” ~ Eugene McCarthy
Bambi: from Planet Proctor :-)
Bambi: night again!
||||||||| Bambi dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Bambi?! It's 12:11 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| donK - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
H. Stones
wake (the flake)
URL References:

Rogue's Gallery:

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PP and Cat(cease)

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Merlyn and Tirebiter

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LeatherG & SO

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Ah, Clem and Bambi

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Dexter Fong

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Bubba's Brain

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Dave & Katie

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Peggy Blisswhips

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Audrey Farber

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Tiny Dr. Tim
Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"