A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for December 11, 2008 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| 5:45 AM: Senator Vince Hubux Leinholder jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Senator Vince Hubux Leinholder:


...and the Hong Kong FIREWORKS COMPANY, without whom all of this would not have been NECESSARY

Amendment to H.R. 7321 Automotive Industry Rescue -

Prior to any dispersion of funding to any industrial corporation listed as an applicant for loans and other types of financial support from the Government of the United States of America, an assessment shall be made of all funding available to those corporations in the form of historic War Bonds, made available in the past to those corporations as suppliers of aid in time of war, or purchased by those corporations applying for financial aid, or loans, and other types of Treasury Bond Issuance, that has reach at least a one half century, that is, a fifty year maturity level. After a complete assessment of the fiscal standing and contractual availability of money in capital worth as adjusted for inflation and the addition of interest accrued on the aforementioned War Bond holdings of corporations and companies applying for aid, the amount made available for said funding shall be reduced based on the fiscal parity supplied by the transfer of mature War Bond value to the company and corporation which is, in the assessment, determined as the rightful owner of eligible War Bonds and Securities, and applying for financial assistance.

The War Bonds and Securities that have matured as eligible shall be considered "cashed in" and surrendered to the Treasury Department of the United States of America as procedure that is pursuant to the application for financial aid.

// end// Amendment to H.R. 7321 Automotive Industry Rescue

You've got to go out there and give yourself to those men. A lot of those Bogarts are not coming back, Lurleene. I can't go out there, Maury. They're all wearing BILL'S FACE!!

Senator Vince Hubux Leinholder: Catherwood, appoint me to the illinois senate seat casting my vote yay yea yeah yaaah.
||||||||| Catherwood castings Senator Vince Hubux Leinholder's vote yay yea yeah yaaah.
Senator Vince Hubux Leinholder: Order drinks on the house for rosie the rivetter, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Senator Vince Hubux Leinholder and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Senator Vince Hubux Leinholder!"
Senator Vince Hubux Leinholder: Drink on the house to rosie, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood drinks on the house to rosie.
||||||||| Senator Vince Hubux Leinholder rushes off, saying "5:53 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 6:21 AM and Firebroiled bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Firebroiled: Attention!

This is Prince Arcturus!
Men of the Federation, whereever you are!
I am now in command!
It was useless to send Mark Time and his redheaded friend to spy on me!

They have been captured
and languish in caves of methane ice,
a thousand miles below my fortified palace!

You must surrender,
Men of the Federation!

I, Prince Arcturus, command it!

Firebroiled: If it is OK with Dexter . . . . ??
||||||||| Firebroiled leaves to catch the 6:23 AM train to Funfun Town.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and otto yamamoto disembarks at 7:30 PM.
otto yamamoto sits here in the waitng room or waits here in the sitting room
otto yamamoto: hello
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ah,clem plummets into the garden at 7:55 PM.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
ah,clem: hi Yammy, back at about 9
||||||||| "7:56 PM? I'm late!" exclaims ah,clem, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
||||||||| It's 8:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| otto yamamoto - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:14 PM, dragging otto yamamoto by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:53 PM and Dexter Fong bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dexter Fong: Oh Firebroiled....like famous porno star...immensity of font not scare this fluffer bunny...stay tuned for happy endings
Dexter Fong: Hey Yamster...wb!
Dexter Fong: They come....they remain silent
Dexter Fong: Like Easter Island statues....facing the east
||||||||| 8:59 PM: cease jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
cease: yammy?
Dexter Fong: Dunno cat, he doesn't respond to my blandishments
otto yamamoto: sorry
Dexter Fong: How are you Yam?
cease: hi otto
Dexter Fong: Long time no here from you
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, December 11, 2008 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
cease: your name means "sound" in japanese
Dexter Fong: or hear
||||||||| "9:01 PM? 9:01 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ah,clem should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ah,clem enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
otto yamamoto: wasn't sure if anyone was here yet so I was doing other things
cease: we're glad you're still alive
ah,clem: hi all
Dexter Fong: Cat: INdeed =))
cease: hey clem
Dexter Fong: Hi Clem
otto yamamoto: Why would I be otherwise?
cease: just watching a bit on the news about a robot. you could have turned robotic since you last appeared here
Dexter Fong: True...silent doesn't mean dead..though it oftens accompanies said condition
cease: the newsis were complaining that it's too lifelike
Dexter Fong: Danger Will Robinson
cease: this is the canadian robot "woman" with the japanese name
cease: who tells you not to touch her "breasts"
Dexter Fong: She's no fun...and she'll probably fall over
cease: did you hear about this, dex?
Dexter Fong: Not until just now Cat
cease: there was a bit on the huffpo about it but this is the first time i've seen "her" oin tv
Dexter Fong: Is this Sarah Palin?
cease: i doubt sarah would mind her breasts being "touched" if the touching was being done by a republicn donor
||||||||| Outside, the 9:05 PM crosstown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Bambi coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Bambi: hello dear friends :-)
cease: and speaking of women....
Dexter Fong: Bambi, you're coughing in a cloud of dust
Dexter Fong: Step up on the curb here
Bambi: yeah, gotta take some more cough syrup lol
cease: are yo sick, bambi?
otto yamamoto: yech
cease: i woke up yesterday with a sore back. its since moved into my shoulder, arm, and now hand
Bambi: not exactly ... no fever, just congestion and had a sore throat
Dexter Fong: Cat: SOunds like motion sickness
Bambi: cough suppressant DM working
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:07 PM, dragging BetWEenUSandTHEM by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
cease: i took so many advil yesterday they stopped working. so today i'm trying tylenol and my usual intoxicants
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Good eeeeeevening
Dexter Fong: I'll vouch for that Firehead
cease: Fumiyo thinks i got a chill by sleeping not covered enough. may indeed be the case. its stupposed to snow tomorrow
Bambi: ever since I got real sick a month or two ago, been hard to keep completely well even with vitamins etc.
cease: winter has arrived
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Sorry to hear, cease
cease: hi tween
Bambi: yeah, that can definitely happen
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Yes it has, cease
Dexter Fong: We're just getting big rain
BetWEenUSandTHEM: I was down with some bug for about 3 weeks. Couldn't shake it.
cease: it was really hard to drive today, without full functionality of my left hand
Bambi: in my case, didn't realize my sis in law was sick and I think I caught it from her
cease: you were hear momentarily last week and then left, tween
cease: or did you return later?
Bambi: but no fever ... likely just a virus
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Perhaps it's a script attack
Bambi: not good Cat ... hope full mobility comes back quickly for you
cease: last thursday was the first ()and hopefully last) time i've ever appeared on chat without a singfle intoxicant in my body
Dexter Fong: If it is, take your thumb off your place
Bambi: LOL Cat
Dexter Fong: oohh! speaking of those thing brb
cease: lol dex
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Yeah, decided to pack in early and turn off the heat as it was going down to 29, which is real cold here.
Bambi: hey Be Tween Us And Them lol
cease: that would be cold here too
cease: its supposed to be -7 this weekend, but that's C
Bambi: 29 for you guys - eek!
otto yamamoto: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3053/3028651953_5bcd7b3829.jpg?v=0
cease: 20 something in your system
otto yamamoto: Cold in MY System
Bambi: that would make it what? thirty below?!
otto yamamoto: I hate winter
cease: is that you, yammy?
cease: move to hawaii, otto
otto yamamoto: That's me-a more recent snap
BetWEenUSandTHEM: lol Yam
BetWEenUSandTHEM: good pic
otto yamamoto: Yeah, but it's a helluva drive for shows on weekends- Honolulu to NYC
Bambi: kewl...hopefully Merlyn can snag it :-)
Bambi: very nice picture yammy
cease: you look older than me, yammy, but i doubt you are
Bambi: that is quite a ways!
otto yamamoto: ty
BetWEenUSandTHEM: need to put that in the Rogue's Gallery
otto yamamoto: I'm 49
Dexter Fong: Cat: ONly *I* am older than you
otto yamamoto: that goatee adds about 10 yrs
BetWEenUSandTHEM: That would be quite a trek, Yam
Dexter Fong: Iv'e got ghoti's older than ten years
cease: physically you'rfe far younger, dex
cease: when i met you in nyc i thought you were younger.
otto yamamoto: Yeah, no rest stops between honolulu and SF, either
Dexter Fong: Cat: It's that healthy lifestyle of mine
cease: that must be it
Dexter Fong: Cat: What else could it be?
cease: a doc once told me i had the liver of a 75 year old man. i was 23 at the time
Dexter Fong: Oh yeah, that fountain of youth helps
otto yamamoto: A six pack of schlitz?
BetWEenUSandTHEM: yikes, cease!
cease: and spekaing of intoxicants, i'm gonna switch from hot to cold cidre
Dexter Fong: Cat: Did you get a liver transplant?
Dexter Fong: Should have asked or paid for a younger one
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'wyddllan', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:17 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
wyddllan: anybody here or is it just us?
Dexter Fong: Hey woodlawn
Bambi: llan has been wyddllan?
Bambi: lol
otto yamamoto: Stand on yr head, comes out right then
Bambi: too much bathroom calls? or doing some wood working?
Bambi: much = many
Dexter Fong wonders why Bambi asks such personal questions
otto yamamoto: I has a pod of cats looking lustfully at my snack noodles
Bambi: I don't expect an answer if it's personal ;-)
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Do you work for a HOMO
cease: hi llan
Dexter Fong: er uh HMO
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong appreciates the hearty LOL from tween
Bambi: not likely on both accounts lol
cease: you you'd have to call in gay
wyddllan: they specialize in homeopathy
||||||||| At 9:21 PM, Dexter Fong vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Dexter Fong steals in around 9:21 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Fong: The old in and out game
Bambi: who can afford healthcare these days
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Just fill out these forms and assume the position...
||||||||| Around 9:21 PM, Dexter Fong walks off into the sunset...
otto yamamoto: well if you don't eat...
||||||||| 9:21 PM: Dexter Fong jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong: re-arranging configurations
Bambi says ... past hour? hmmm, he just left 30 seconds ago ;-)
otto yamamoto: metamorphosing
cease: how've you been, yammy?
otto yamamoto: not bad
cease: good for you
Dexter Fong: Yam: How's Hollywood
otto yamamoto: dunno
otto yamamoto: i live in ny
Dexter Fong: You are Mr. Yamamoto of Hollywood aren't you?
otto yamamoto: Originally
wyddllan: what part of ny, yam?
Bambi: from the Diehard series? ;-)
otto yamamoto: Now I'm Otto Yamamoto
Dexter Fong: Ah...Origens.......like DC comics
otto yamamoto: Highland-90mi north of the city
Bambi: sounds nice yammy :-)
otto yamamoto: Across from poughkeepsie
Dexter Fong: Nonsense...I'm high right now and I'm in NYC
otto yamamoto: Bino says I'm in the city
Bambi: LOL Dex
otto yamamoto: Nino
wyddllan: I know the area
Bambi: in the city ... yuk!
otto yamamoto: I was at the Knitting Factory on Sat
Bambi: lol
wyddllan: I'm about 200 miles north of you, yam
cease: i cooked an omlette around 530 still not working
Dexter Fong: The area of highness is vast
otto yamamoto: Where?
Bambi: wow, it says I'm in Washington VA ... never heard of that LOL
wyddllan: ticonderoga
Dexter Fong: woodlawn is in Canada or VBermont or something
otto yamamoto: Aja
Bambi: hey llan
cease: another great steely dan album
Dexter Fong: Aja? Great Steely Dan album
wyddllan: hi bambi
otto yamamoto: I've been up there-It's pretty nice. Pros[pecting for old Roadsigns w/friends
Dexter Fong: lol cat
otto yamamoto prefers 'Cant Buy A Thrill
Dexter Fong: ?
otto yamamoto: Can't type a lick, either
otto yamamoto: Steely Dan-Can't buy a thrill
Dexter Fong: Big deal...I can't type a lack
otto yamamoto: Listening to Blitz just now
Bambi: I can't type either ... just very fast on the back space key lol
cease: even with one less than functional hand, i'm not typing too badly tonight
cease: at least, not yet
Dexter Fong: If it wasn't for typed luck I wouldn't leck it at all
Bambi: true cat :-)
Dexter Fong: You go Cat
otto yamamoto: doing fine thus far
cease: when the omlette kicks in the typing will deteriorate.
Dexter Fong: Yam: Reading your typing 4 by 4
cease: hopefully the pain willl as well
Bambi: it's that keeping fingers from both hands working in tandem that gets dicey ;-)
BetWEenUSandTHEM: A 'special' omlette?
Bambi: omlette?
otto yamamoto: Ah, got Tween's cartoon shipment
Dexter Fong: Bambi" I prefer working my fingers in random
Bambi: lol dex
Dexter Fong: Random Koolzip that is
otto yamamoto: certainly more interesting that way
cease: and random doesnt mind?
||||||||| 9:31 PM: Elayne jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Hey E
Dexter Fong: Oh Yam...you noticed
otto yamamoto: He's drinking his lunch
Bambi: hey Elayne!
cease: hi el
Dexter Fong: Hiya E
otto yamamoto: Yikes!
Elayne: Evenin' all! Can't stay long, I'm suffering from The Dreaded Lurgy...
cease: yo['re blind/only for tax purposes
otto yamamoto: Gotta stop jumping out of those closets
Dexter Fong: How are you feeling Elayne?
cease: hopefully you're in less [pain than i, el
Elayne: Just wanted to say a quick hello through the fog that is currently my brain.
otto yamamoto: Don't come around me I has 200 cats
Elayne: A few body aches here and there, Cat, but mostly this godawful exhaustion.
Dexter Fong: Elayne: The Lurgy...try walking backwards for christmas
Elayne: 200, Yammie? My word.
cease: advil doenst work and extra strength tylenol no better. hopefully the recently consumed intoxicants will hel[
cease: too much work, el?
otto yamamoto: Not really, but a good few
Elayne: Just struggling to stay awake long enough to watch our last recorded episode of Stephen Fry's America... pretty good stuff, we got it from bit torrenting...
cease: i better hurry up and say goodbye to you before you leave, el
otto yamamoto: http://www.flickr.com/photos/otto-yamamoto/sets/72157608284876870/
Bambi: we have the 'root cat' and that's quite enough lol
Dexter Fong: Cat: For serious pain, I recommend Aleve -available over the counter- also known as Sodium Naproxide
otto yamamoto: That's about 70% of them
Elayne: No, Cat, work is fine, it's just me that isn't at the moment.
Elayne: Apparently one of the big videos making the rounds has a cat eating some broccoli.
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Are we gonna have a Holiday Season drinkie together?
Elayne: Yes Dex, assuming I'm feeling better next week.
otto yamamoto: Naprosyn-we'd give that to people who wrenched their backs in the Navy-reasonably effectiver
otto yamamoto: Yes I saved that
Bambi: did you borrow the 'root cat' for some of those black cat pics yammy LOL!
otto yamamoto: I have 4
cease: is it over the counter, otto?
Elayne: My mom swears by Naproxin as well, Dex. Ibuprofen is good enough for me.
otto yamamoto: Yes
Elayne: Dang, nature calls again, the cruel mistress.
Dexter Fong: E: BRB don't leave yet
otto yamamoto: Naprosyn is the brand name
Elayne: Next week, all. I hate being sick.
otto yamamoto: bye
Dexter Fong: Sheesh
wyddllan: nite elayne
||||||||| At 9:36 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elayne!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dexter Fong: brb
wyddllan: get well
Bambi: night Elayne!
Bambi: have a good one
otto yamamoto thinks he killed his coffee pot
BetWEenUSandTHEM: feeling turned inside out this evening, LL?
wyddllan: well not exactly
wyddllan: just a little disoccidented, I guess
otto yamamoto: Sorta scrambled by my view
||||||||| Principalpoop enters at 9:38 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex.
cease: sounds like japan
cease: hi poop
otto yamamoto: Yr such a yegg
Principalpoop: hulow
otto yamamoto: OI!
BetWEenUSandTHEM: hey P
wyddllan: better bury that coffee pot before the cops find it
Bambi: hey princeP
wyddllan: that's murder 1
Principalpoop: give me back my goat!
otto yamamoto: Sorry, I curried him
wyddllan: good evening, pridncipl
Bambi: ...and hat?
Principalpoop: that is cheesey otto
otto yamamoto: No, hats aren't good curried
Principalpoop: keep the hat, i love my goat
Dexter Fong: Hiya Poop
otto yamamoto: I don't like hats anyway
Principalpoop: how is everybody?
Bambi thinks llan is having issues with names tonight LOL
BetWEenUSandTHEM: We don't need to know about your personal life, P
wyddllan: I've got a chicken in the oven but unfortunately I can't eat them that hot
otto yamamoto: Cross yr eyes, it comes out right
Bambi: ah, ok...thanks yammy ;-)
wyddllan: I think everybody's fine, princ
Principalpoop: that is not what you said when you made me pay for the negatives tween
Principalpoop: ahh wyddfine wyddllan
otto yamamoto: I'm okay. Just hoping the temp stays above freezing
cease: i wouldnt say that, llan
wyddllan: I surrounded it with garlic cloves so at least it smells nice even if I can't eat it
Dexter Fong: Poop: Paying for the negatives is a positive step
BetWEenUSandTHEM: I left them in the car.... brb
Principalpoop: you are showing your bias fong
wyddllan: what's wrong, cat?
wyddllan: sorry I spoke for everyone
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Oh, OK
cease: my wife thinks i got some sort of muscle chill 2 nights ago.
cease: started with sore back, moved into shoulder, arm, now hand.
Principalpoop: brain freeze? i had a brain fart..
cease: pretty much constantly in pain the past 36 hours or so
Principalpoop: ahh mouse arm, too much pc
wyddllan: very sorry to hear it. what hurts?
otto yamamoto: You might need to seea doctor
Principalpoop: raise or lower your mouse pad, less than inch
cease: maybe, but why would it start in my back?
Dexter Fong: No..I responded to your email which I didn't see for prolly 2 or more weeks so it was too late to respond to adam, at least this eve..so I responded to you...like I always do
cease: i trtied a jacuzzi this morning. felt great, until i got out
Principalpoop: the back bone is connected to shoulder bone
Dexter Fong: Tween above meant for you
wyddllan: I had lower back pain for a few months. it was a slipped disc
cease: i'm trying to operate with only my right hand, but not so well
wyddllan: but I had therapy and I'm all right now
otto yamamoto: That says something.
Principalpoop: it is called getting older cat, welcome to the club...
otto yamamoto: You should have someone look at you
Principalpoop: i slipped my disco dancing with you baby...
wyddllan: I think you should spend more time in the jacuzzi, cat. seriously
cease: i know, i'm much older than i am
Principalpoop: getting older is tough on a young guy
otto yamamoto: Yeah, I have to get some orthotic inserts for my boots
Principalpoop: get the real otics, not the syntheticoics
otto yamamoto: If I forget them before a show, I pay bigtime
cease: ive been old for along time, poop
Principalpoop: the nars are good
cease: narcs, not so good
otto yamamoto: I have a CDL none of that lot for me
wyddllan: a therapist could tell you if it's a slipped disc and if it is, there is a certain excercise for it
Principalpoop: i had that for a month cat, i almost when to a doctor, i have no insurance
wyddllan: it can actually be healed with exercise
Dexter Fong: Narcs bad, nads good
Principalpoop: went
wyddllan: mine was
cease: doctors are free here, poop
Principalpoop: don't hesitate, they know to fix lots of things now
Dexter Fong: As long as parliament is in session
Dexter Fong: Or is it Fancadelic
Dexter Fong: Funcadelic
otto yamamoto: George Clinton?
cease: the last time i visited my doctor, he told me i had cancer. i am NOT looking forward to operation this coming april
Principalpoop: pall mall
otto yamamoto: Funkadelic?
Dexter Fong: Inventer of the funky steamboat
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Oh man....
cease: maybe if i had to pay for doc and couldnt afford it, i'd never know and thus be better off
BetWEenUSandTHEM: That's terrible, cease
Bambi: oh, no Cat ...
Dexter Fong: Jeeze cat...will that affect your restaurant resevations?
Principalpoop: depends on the kind and situation, usually not the big C anymore
cease: not a serious cancer, just skin.
cease: i fear the operation more than the disease
otto yamamoto: It's gotten to be more of a small 'c'
Principalpoop: can I have your PC? just in case?
cease: i had it on my wrist 5 years ago. it's come back, just like nixon
BetWEenUSandTHEM: lol P
otto yamamoto: That's close to minor surgery
Bambi: lol princep
cease: you want my 5 year old pc, poop?
otto yamamoto: Got me beat-mine's only 3
Principalpoop: i have lots of strange bumps and lumps now, trolling in my old age
cease: and i live in a city whihch gets very little sun
Principalpoop: that old? take it with you....
otto yamamoto: I'm going to have to spring for a nnew box
Dexter Fong: Poop: Stay out from under those bridges
cease: its so slow its like being on irc chat in the early days of this chat
otto yamamoto: I've got like a 1 sec lag
Principalpoop: stay out of the sun, stay out from under bridges, make up my mind
otto yamamoto: IRC is actually faster :)
cease: i dont think they'll let me throw the pc into the incinerator with me
cease: too toxic
Principalpoop: no worse than you, after the 60s
otto yamamoto: You'll be dead anyway, won't make a difference
wyddllan: that reminds me of a gracie allen joke
Principalpoop: i want to be downwind of yah
wyddllan: "I write for a paper called the Los Angeles Sun. It comes out once a week"
cease: i'm not sure there'll be an after 60s for me but i look forward to as many days as i can get
otto yamamoto: No worse than me after some shows...
Principalpoop: what did gracie say?
Principalpoop: the 1960s
cease: she said good night, goerge
Bambi: good night gracie?
cease: i saw her and the rest of the airplane at a free concert at a big park in la once
Principalpoop: chicken is ready already?
cease: she sounded terrible. maybe cuz it was free
wyddllan: she was the funniest woman who ever lived
otto yamamoto: Wings, Engines, tail...
otto yamamoto: fuselage
otto yamamoto: Is she dead?
wyddllan: funnier than lucy
ah,clem: airplane, think you mean slick
Principalpoop: who are you calling slick dude?
cease: allen? yes. slick? no
Dexter Fong: Yam: Dpn't forget the cowl
wyddllan: yeah, gracie slick
otto yamamoto: Lucy in the Sky w/diamonds?
otto yamamoto: I'm not gonna cowl, I'm in a good mood
Bambi: gracie was wonderful .. witty, smart, silly and not afraid to appear dumb to entertain (without actually appearing that dumb LOL)
Principalpoop: prove it, show us your ring
Bambi: she always seemed to have as much fun with it as you did
wyddllan: I'm like that. dumb but smart
otto yamamoto: Phone's in the bedroom
wyddllan: or maybe vice versa, I don't know
Bambi: lol llan :-)
Principalpoop: until you fuflill your wanderlust, i will question your intelligence wyddllan
Principalpoop: where was I?
wyddllan: in the chat room
Bambi: some sort of right of passage there princeP?
Principalpoop: put down that pickle!
Principalpoop: exactly bambi
Bambi: who says llan hasn't already done that? ;-)
Bambi: and come back from the brink lol
ah,clem: spanish rice, anyone?
Principalpoop: he still has the urge, and he needs to get on it and do it
wyddllan: actually I had a dream about a burns and allen play last night and when I woke up it was playing on my cd player
wyddllan: true story
otto yamamoto: Gimme 2!
Principalpoop: with tomatos?
Bambi raises her hand and jumps up and down saying me! me! me! ;-)
cease: i coulndt find anyone in spain who knew what spanish rice was
otto yamamoto: absolutely
ah,clem: sorry, only one per customer
BetWEenUSandTHEM: I think that mail box in in Fran's name (Fran Parker)
Principalpoop: yum
Principalpoop: some fake spanish rice is dry
ah,clem: tomatoes, yes
Bambi: Clem makes wonderful spanish rice
cease: like trying to find anyone in sf who knows that ricearoni is the sf treeat
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
wyddllan: you don't meet anyone named fran anymore
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Oops - Dex wanted your addy, Bambi
Bambi: that's true llan
otto yamamoto is listening to a song that reminds of him of a girl he knows
cease: canada dry being too ridiculous to inquire about
ah,clem: or a good pizza in italy?
wyddllan: catherwood, don't pour me a toasted almond, please
||||||||| Catherwood hands wyddllan a toasted almond.
cease: inded clem
otto yamamoto: catherwood don't give me a PBR
||||||||| Catherwood gives otto yamamoto a pbr.
wyddllan: I asked you not to, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to wyddllan and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Principalpoop: i knew a francis in the navy, think a mixture of goober and oppie
cease: i thought a pizza in naples where it was invented would be great. i was wrong
otto yamamoto: Damn I wanted a Red Stripe. Bastard
wyddllan: catherwood is getting our hat and goat tonight
||||||||| Catherwood snubs wyddllan
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, don't give me the shirt off your back
||||||||| Catherwood gives Dexter Fong the shirt off his back.
Principalpoop: i prefer ginger ale to 7-up
cease: vastly better italian food in north van than i ever had in italy, and even ours isnt that good
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, don't give me your pants
||||||||| Catherwood gives Dexter Fong his pants.
otto yamamoto: I avoid soda more often than not
wyddllan: what's the big distance between theirs and ours, cat?
cease: ive always liked ginger ale. hav eyou ever tasted vernors?
wyddllan: lol
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, don't get naked on me
||||||||| Catherwood gets naked on me.
Principalpoop: sure cat, yum
wyddllan: LOL
BetWEenUSandTHEM: I like Ginseng Rush. Have you tried it, cease?
wyddllan: @catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside wyddllan and inquires "Someone mention my name?"
Principalpoop: classic, good cream soda too
Dexter Fong: www.Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Dexter Fong and says "My ears are burning..."
cease: good italian food here seems to be made with real interest and concern and intelligence.
otto yamamoto: Genseng? I like that
Principalpoop: i don't eat roots shaped like humans, carrots only
cease: most of the stuff i had in italy could have been made by robots
wyddllan: I used to like vernors. I don't like any soft drinks except sugar free anymore
Dexter Fong: How about Parnips poop?
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Ginseng Rush is a natural soda drink
Principalpoop: all tubers
cease: i havent had a vernors in atleast 40 years
otto yamamoto: I'll have to look for that
wyddllan: I've heard they have "pizza by the meter" in italy. it comes off a conveyor belt
cease: i'l look for it the next time i'm in the states
Dexter Fong: brb afkfof
Principalpoop: an italian told real pizzas always have 5 cheeses and anchovies, northern italy
cease: pizza dough tastes like cardboard there, and the idea of multiple toppings seems beyohnd their comprehension
wyddllan: celery soda is interesting. I used to like that
otto yamamoto: Pizza bt the meter? $2.50 for the first quarter milew
wyddllan: LOL, Yam
Principalpoop: euros
Principalpoop: lira would have been 25,000
wyddllan: but did you actually have it in naples, cat?
cease: indeed, llan.
wyddllan: the original neapolitan pizza was "pizza margheretta"
Principalpoop: you can buy it on the net i bet, fair trade, you send us cheap medicines and we send you vernors
cease: while i was looking for a pizza place, some italians walked by me smoking a joint and dindt offer me any at all!
wyddllan: it was introduced at a national festival and was intended to have a patriotic look
cease: maybe thatr influence my taste buds
BetWEenUSandTHEM: lol cease
wyddllan: red, green and white for the italian flag
BetWEenUSandTHEM: how rude
cease: the same thing happened when we were in cordoba which has the most amazing mosque
Principalpoop: you could eat cardboard with melted cheese on it after good dope
wyddllan: the red was tomatoes, not sauce, the green was fresh basil and the white was mozzarella
BetWEenUSandTHEM: lol P
Principalpoop: and the leather
cease: i would have enjoyed it even more stoned, but alas, unoffered, just drive by whif
otto yamamoto: Crikey. These Socialst networking thingys are getting out of hand
otto yamamoto: I'll eat damn near anything after smoking a spliff
Principalpoop: bill crikey, how is he?
wyddllan: they don't do anything about that in italy unless you are foreign
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Socialist Networking? Is that like free wi-fi?
wyddllan: they don't want anyone smuggling it to other countries
Dexter Fong: Tween: Yes..public chat
Principalpoop: i thought socialist was a new verizon cell-phone plan
wyddllan: maybe that's another country I'm thinking of
wyddllan: sorry, I spoke carelessly
otto yamamoto: I was enjoying some w/friends after a show; and hung out for enogh time for it to get through my system-went to the local on the run and ate like about 5 sauge sandwiches
otto yamamoto: MySpace, Facebook, etc
Principalpoop: ahh munchies
otto yamamoto: that's sausage & biscut
Dexter Fong: Yam: What kinda show you been referring to? =))
otto yamamoto: Holy god I get em fierce
otto yamamoto: Punk/Hardcore or Ska shows
wyddllan: well, when you go to england you have to try the cheddar.
otto yamamoto: Depends. I do photography
Principalpoop: ahh photos, wink wink
Dexter Fong: For I am the blood and the flesh and the sausige of the holy goats
otto yamamoto: Started up in 2006 started getting really serious w/it by 2k7
Principalpoop: cheddar cheese cake perhaps? nod nod
Dexter Fong: nudge nudge
wyddllan: I think sausage is unclean
otto yamamoto: Depends
Dexter Fong: Then wash your hands and mouth llan
Principalpoop: lot of fat in it, melts the flavors onto your tongue, butter does that too
otto yamamoto: Now it's getting to the point that I have bands asking me to show up
Dexter Fong: and expectorat...expectorate...spit to the music
cease: while i was changing subways to get to the museum in naples, a beautiful woman walked up to me and started talking to me
otto yamamoto: Didn't expectorate that!
cease: unfortunately, in italian.
Principalpoop: cool otto, oops i mean sweet, trying to get with it and be hype
cease: then she realized i had no idea what she was saying, and walked away.
Dexter Fong: Spit it out, Yam guy!!!!
otto yamamoto: TIt's 'sick' now
Principalpoop: they do that in southern europe
wyddllan: if that happens, you just say, "Mia Bellissima"and give her a kiss
wyddllan: she will never forget you
cease: maybe she was a moony
Dexter Fong: Cat: You should have touched her "breasts"
cease: lol
Principalpoop: was she bald and dressed in orange?
cease: she would have beaten me up
BetWEenUSandTHEM: lol
otto yamamoto: maybe she woulda mooned you
wyddllan: then she would CERTAINLY never forget you
Dexter Fong: Poop: That's was me
otto yamamoto: or never forgave you, niether
Principalpoop: that is your jail suit fong, not the same
Dexter Fong: Cat: Beaten you up? and the problem is...?
wyddllan: I got a kiss from a belgian girl I didn't know when I was in england
wyddllan: she didn't speak english either
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Beat People Up??
Principalpoop: you speak english
Dexter Fong: Poop: No..that was my "get out of jail free or almost"
otto yamamoto: I got a kiss from a english girl I didn't know in England
Dexter Fong: dres
otto yamamoto: den?
Dexter Fong: I copped a feel from an english girl i didn't know in times square
Principalpoop: ahh ok it applies in northern europe too, did not happen to me in hamburg
cease: after 2 dopeless monthes in europe, a young woman not only kissed me on both cheeks, she then gave me a gram of hash in lisbon
cease: unfortunbately at the end of the trip
otto yamamoto: Well you can get pretty lucky like that in a mosh pit
Dexter Fong: Hamburg! The city that's not Italian
Principalpoop: i still have a restraining order from the time that I, ahh nevermind
BetWEenUSandTHEM: lol
wyddllan: so you ate it and got on the plane, cat?
Dexter Fong: Mosh? Bosh
Principalpoop: most pits were after my time
otto yamamoto: Pish Posh
cease: not exactly,
Principalpoop: all we had was arm pits
otto yamamoto: Well, it's more contemporary to me
cease: i owulnd not want to go through heathrow stoned or anything like it
Dexter Fong: and Pittsburgh Pirates
BetWEenUSandTHEM: That'd deefinitely be 'flying the friendly skies' ;)
otto yamamoto: They're the pitts
wyddllan: I've been through heathrow and it is quite a jungle
Dexter Fong: I would like to go through Heathrow on Chrystal meth
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Then again, PK took acid and went to federal court
Dexter Fong: and with a AK 47
wyddllan: I flew home out of gatwick which is smaller
Principalpoop: airports are funny, all different and all the same
cease: did you see the flick, twen?
otto yamamoto: That might be simuilar to amosh pit
BetWEenUSandTHEM: lol Dex
cease: the cartoonything of the hcicago trial
BetWEenUSandTHEM: No, got that from his autobio, cease
wyddllan: never done meth and I wouldn't care to
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Me either, LL
cease: doesnt interest me at all. thc is fine for me
otto yamamoto: Doctor he's got the hicagouhs!
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Nope, cease
Dexter Fong: Poop: I thinks it's the beginning of a great sone...Airpots are funny....they take all your money/////they're all different, and somehow the same
otto yamamoto: I've never done more than smoke the ganga
otto yamamoto: I've seen topo many people get srsly fucked up on anything past that
Principalpoop: flying into los angle lees
cease: speaking of how old people look (re yam's photo), when i was interviewing krassner by fax for adbusters, he sent me pix that mad ehim look more like 30 than 70
cease: when i met him, he looked more like 90
BetWEenUSandTHEM: I haven't even smoked weed since around '80
Dexter Fong: Tween, asides fron the meth and AK, I'd want a real long leather trench coat, black leather
BetWEenUSandTHEM: TX weed laws are quite draconian
cease: ganga is enough, yammy
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Yeah, Meth's ruined many lives
wyddllan: yeah they'd give you the chair for that
otto yamamoto: Compare it to this-earlier in the year-no beard
Principalpoop: the stuff nowadays is dangerous, i was lucky, just soft drugs
cease: good for kiling pain. usually
BetWEenUSandTHEM: There ya go, Dex
ah,clem: don't meth around.
cease: it is a myth that grass is stronger now than decades ago
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Wonder how many syeps you could take before you were tackled?
wyddllan: good one, clem
otto yamamoto: I know a few kids strung outr on heroin. It's pretty sad
otto yamamoto: http://abahc.com/images/2008-06-13-ecof08.jpg
Principalpoop: i liked sudafed too, super for my sinuses, damn kids
otto yamamoto: that's another snap-no beard
cease: we have a whole suburb of addicts here in van.
BetWEenUSandTHEM: I still believe in decrimilization of all drugs, though.
Principalpoop: lives lost
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Would like to let the police not have to worry about what really isn't their business.
wyddllan: I approve of legalizing all substances as well as all activities
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Would like to have really good treatment programs available for anyone who needs it.
otto yamamoto: I'm all for decriminalisation-that would probably get rid of half the problem
wyddllan: as I often say, let's govern ourselves
otto yamamoto: I'll vote for that
ah,clem: from 2 sides, the pushers make no money, and the stupid die...
Principalpoop: that is at odds with the whole "homeland security" control approach..
cease: a firesign chatr would be an unlikely place to find the just say no crowd
BetWEenUSandTHEM: What consenting adults do with their bodies is no one's business but theirs.
BetWEenUSandTHEM: lol Yam
otto yamamoto: Hmm, think so?
Principalpoop: the tide is turning
Dexter Fong: wow! not only timed out but got list in my tabs and everything
wyddllan: not many people seem to think this way but I believe it is the international drug treaties that keep harmless substances illegal
otto yamamoto: 'Just Say No' whaile Nancy was all strung out on Miltowns
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Yeah, Poop. How can we have a decent police state without a drug war?
Principalpoop: with the US pushing those treaties
cease: canada fluctuates. when we have right wing govt, very anti drug, when not, its more laissey faire
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Just a tad duplicitous, Yam ;)
otto yamamoto: Right you all are inflicted w/Dimmy Harper just now, aren't you?
Dexter Fong: Yam: Nancy was strung out on Millhouse? Bart Simpson's friends
otto yamamoto: Just a wee bi, tween
wyddllan: well, the thing is, if the US violates its drug treaties, some other country can violate its peace treaties
Principalpoop: look at cheney drunk and shooting people in the face, and what happened to him?
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Reminds me of the Stones tune "Mother's Little Helper"
cease: 2 mayros ago, the mayor was former cop but turned blind eye to open dope sales as harmless. then a right winger in a wheel chair took over and people stareted gettting busted again
wyddllan: peace is an important thing of course
cease: we jsut got new left winger (no wheel chair this time) so i'm optimisitic
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Pretty nuts, cease
wyddllan: but what they should do is have an international drug summit to discuss the fact that the drug war only causes problems and then amend the treaties
otto yamamoto: Gotta stop hiring those guise w/just one wing
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Did people liken him to Dr Strangelove?
cease: dex problyknows more about this than i do. he watches Da Vinci
Dexter Fong: Cat: Vote for the guy in the iron lung..he's centrist
cease: a canuck tv show originally written by the left wing former cop/mayor
cease: only if his lung is fillled with bc bud, dex
Dexter Fong: And a damn fine drama
BetWEenUSandTHEM: The drug war is big business, LL. From many angles.
Bambi: I vote for House ... he may be screwed up, but he fixes more things than he breaks
wyddllan: exactly, tween
Bambi: and is very entertaining
cease: ive never seen house but enjoyed him in Black Adder
Dexter Fong: I can see all the angles...they're real sharp and stright
wyddllan: if it ain't fixed, don't break it
otto yamamoto: http://abahc.com/index.php?page=1
cease: Fumiyo watches far more tv series than i
BetWEenUSandTHEM: We need a more rounded drug policy
otto yamamoto: I gave up teevee for lent
Principalpoop: ahh the tv show, never seen house, i wondered what...
Dexter Fong: Gather round druggies
wyddllan: I've never observed lent
cease: i saw my first lakers game last night. a lakers fan since they first came to la when i was a cubscout
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Good one, Yam
wyddllan: but I've lent a few things
Principalpoop: big round doobies
otto yamamoto: rounding it is a good moove keep those goddam addicts away from sharp corners!
Bambi: I got to see House at my sister's house a few times. I dont' watch commercial tv at home .. too many commercials
cease: lakers game this season that is
Bambi smiles
otto yamamoto: Lent was like 1995
otto yamamoto: is it over yet?
ah,clem: thought you meant the movie, House
Dexter Fong: I enjoy "House" greatly...very clever witty scipt and main character is sooooooooo sarky
ah,clem: lol
cease: lent? lending's out of style now
otto yamamoto: So's borrowing, I hear
||||||||| 10:34 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bunnyboy inside, makes a note of the time (10:34 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Principalpoop: i agree, hollywood is full of superbe story tellers, i won't get sucked in again
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Can we give up the bailout for Lent?
Dexter Fong: Hi Bunny
llanwydd: I got diverted to amrad somehow
otto yamamoto: Fine w/me
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Hey Bun
Bambi: the movie House is great too
llanwydd: howdy bunnyboy
Bambi: hey Bunny
Bunnyboy: You mean *snarky*? (sneers)
Principalpoop: my chat stalled too
otto yamamoto: those bastards don't need my $ any old way
Principalpoop: hiphop bunny
otto yamamoto lends all his booster cables
Dexter Fong: No Bunny.."sarky " as in sarcastic
Principalpoop: wait, do i have to disconnect the computer and alternator now?
BetWEenUSandTHEM: To jump-start the economy?
otto yamamoto lends the room Razorblade Handgrenade
llanwydd: catherwood, pump my stomach, please
||||||||| Catherwood pumps llanwydd's stomach.
Bunnyboy: I guess I ended up with a collector's item: DR. SYN, AKA THE SCARECROW OF ROMNEY MARSH.
otto yamamoto: What economy?
Principalpoop: garlic is not good for heartburn either
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Good point
Bunnyboy: My best friend was looking for a copy for a mutual friend...and it's already sold through.
Bambi: yeah, what economy
BetWEenUSandTHEM: lol LL
Dexter Fong: Bun: Not all unheard of items are collectable
otto yamamoto: Romey Marsh? That's all fulla Mormons and plenty scary
Principalpoop throws himself on the hand grenade
Bunnyboy: Dex: Tell it to my magic nose goblins.
llanwydd: a teaspoon of baking soda in a glass of water is good for heartburn
Bambi: on the 'holy hand grenade'
Dexter Fong throws a towel over poop
otto yamamoto: Actually that's a lot that does some hip hop now and again
cease: hi bun
BetWEenUSandTHEM has a rare copy of Billy Carter's memoirs
Bunnyboy: hiya cat, et al
otto yamamoto: Didja get a six pack of Billy Beer w/that?
Principalpoop: i remember the scarecrow series on disney, was it romney marsh?
BetWEenUSandTHEM: We used to use Billy Beer as slug bait
Dexter Fong has a rare copy of...well, its a copy so i guess it's not so rare
otto yamamoto: No clue
Principalpoop: around the same time as whats his name, before he got his own show
Bunnyboy: I'm just over halfway through THE PRISONER. It's a pip-pip!
BetWEenUSandTHEM: My brother still has a 6-pk around somewhere
llanwydd: billy was a character wasn't he?
cease: you didnt have to wiat for it to go flat, tween?
Principalpoop: i am not a number
otto yamamoto: Right and then you get a lawn full of 300 lb Rednecks
cease: you never saw the prisoner before, bun?
Dexter Fong: Oh! Tally ho Bunny
Bambi: I love The Prisoner! great show
BetWEenUSandTHEM: What a great old TV series (The Prisoner)
Dexter Fong is a number but it's base twelve ha!
cease: i was a student of radio and tv production when it was on so i had to analyze it way too much
BetWEenUSandTHEM: lol
BetWEenUSandTHEM: hat
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| wyddllan - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: stones live near to him
BetWEenUSandTHEM: I'll have to remember that one, Dex :)
Principalpoop: d
BetWEenUSandTHEM is a Binar
cease: speaking of brit actors, sam seder had a funny story abot Steed on a recent episode of Maron v Seder
Principalpoop: i had heard that tween hehe
Dexter Fong y as I finished his word]
Principalpoop: emma peel was hot, she got scary as old on PBS
Bambi: yet another great show :-)
Bunnyboy: I'd like to finish THE PRISONER before they start showing the new miniseries.
otto yamamoto: seder? is it passover already?
cease: sam was playing a doctor on a series and the guest star was steed but he was far more interestied in getting a drink than learning his lines
BetWEenUSandTHEM hopes P is referring to STNG lol
cease: an air america person, otto
cease: used to have radio, now daily video show. maron is actually quirte funny
otto yamamoto: oh
Dexter Fong is waiting for the release of "The House Arrestees"
otto yamamoto: that was a good joke dammit
cease: in a neurotic sort of way
Principalpoop: sting's father was in the CIA
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Yeah, Maron is indeed
cease: interesting tale of lenny bruce by don rickles on daily show last night
Principalpoop: oy otto
otto yamamoto: I'm not familiar w/that lot
BetWEenUSandTHEM: lol Yam
cease: i would pay to see maron when he comes to van as he does often but never did
Dexter Fong: YaM: Why was that joke different from all other jokes on this night?
Principalpoop: don rickles on the daily show talking about lenny bruce? what a world...
llanwydd: rickles is still alive? he must be in his 90s
cease: thats how don got his start. lenny was fired for saying fuck so don took over the gig
BetWEenUSandTHEM: That joke passed right over my head
Bunnyboy: Don Rickles talking about anything is worth the dime.
otto yamamoto: I saw it
cease: he didnt have any jokes so he just insulted celebrities when they came in
Principalpoop: rickles is great, when not doing the CPO type nonsense
otto yamamoto: Not a bad way to make a livuing
Bunnyboy: llan: Rent MR. WARMTH. The guy still kills.
otto yamamoto: CPO Sharkey, yes that was dismal
Dexter Fong: Hey!!We kid because we LOVE!!!!!!
cease: he was very brave, confronting sinatra in the midst of his mob buddies
Bunnyboy: cat: Yeah, why didn't that work for Jackie Mason?
llanwydd: I remember Charro used to call him Don Wrinkles
cease: they guys didntknow whether to kill him or not
cease: jackie said fuck?
otto yamamoto: In that culture if you show cojones, it commands respect
cease: idont belive it
Dexter Fong: Hey! Frank knew
Principalpoop: i saw johnny carson lose it, rickles had hosted and broke his cigarette box, carson was furious, the camera followed him to the cpo set, carson just keeps asking rickles what he intends to do about it, rickles was speechless
Principalpoop: not bad story for a one liner
cease: i loved carson
Principalpoop: yes
cease: gore vidal had some great carson stories on his recent 3 hour interview on air america
Bunnyboy: I love Mason's line: "Frank Sinatra saved my life. These thugs were beating me up, and he stepped in, and said: ' OK, boys, that's enough' "
Principalpoop: lool bunny
cease: carson said he was his fave guest, but i think he may have said that to others as qwell
Principalpoop: they could replay him instead of leno with current jokes...
Dexter Fong: or old jokes
Bunnyboy: I remember watching an episode of Carson, in the year or so before CPO SHARKEY. Don seemed to be losing his shit a little bit. He actually, in a bit of nervous activity, lobbed a pencil at Johnny.
Dexter Fong: I sometimes gag on those jokes
llanwydd: I watched Beneath the Planet of the Apes again today.
Principalpoop: i remember that
cease: intentionlly, llan?
llanwydd: I used to like it a lot when I was a kid but watching it again after all these years it looks pretty ridiculous
Principalpoop: i forget, what was under there?
Bunnyboy: "Did we...finally...really...do it?"
BetWEenUSandTHEM: "The United States is putting together a Constitution now for Iraq. You know, why don't we just give them ours? You think about it, it's served us well for over 200 years and we don't appear to be using it so what the hell,-you know let them take it..."-~ Jay Leno
Bunnyboy: "I reveal myself unto my Lord".
Dexter Fong: "I...i'm......not....sure"
otto yamamoto: Something like that's good for a alaugh nowadays
Bunnyboy: "The Lawgiver bleeds!"
BetWEenUSandTHEM revels under his
Principalpoop: leno does have his moments, but no johnny, letterman is not johhny
cease: the funniest standup i've ever seen live was leno
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Idiocracy lol
llanwydd: yeah, that part was particularly stupid, bunny
Bunnyboy: Laugh if you want, but I hear tell they're planning ANOTHER Apes film.
cease: better than carlin, stephen wright and eddie izzard
cease: that's amazing
Dexter Fong: but letter is Letterman
Dexter Fong: Jay is just cheap gags
cease: leterman does standup?
llanwydd: I'll pass on the new apes film
Dexter Fong: He does an opening monologue
cease: no, when i saw him, it was an extended riff on ihs parents.
Bambi: anybody know what this third eye is good for! LOL
llanwydd: the first one was great and let it stand
Dexter Fong: kinda improvised
Bunnyboy: 5 nights a week.
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Saw Carlin live in MD in the mid-70's. It were fun
cease: oh the tv show. thats something else
cease: the dif between chris rock standu and his everybody hates chris tv show
Dexter Fong: Cat: That was Craig Ferguson you were seeing
Principalpoop: rocky stallone on the planet of the apes, the merging of sequels
Bambi: have a great week and thanks so much to Cat, Tween and other FST fans who helped make our CNIRadio.com christmas a great thing! :-)
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Leftover eyes again, Bambi?
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Thranks, clem :-)
cease: i dont know who that is, dex
||||||||| otto yamamoto dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's otto yamamoto?! It's 10:52 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
cease: enjoy, bambi
llanwydd: yeah I'd like to see stallone and mcdowell sparring
BetWEenUSandTHEM: Have a great week, folks...
Bunnyboy: nite Bambi!
Bambi: we are Cat! Thanks!
Principalpoop: ops, thanks and have super week
||||||||| At 10:53 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, BetWEenUSandTHEM!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Bambi: night all! :-)
Bunnyboy: nite Tween!
Dexter Fong: Night Bambi, Yam, Tween
Principalpoop: the bus is going
llanwydd: good night bambi
cease: keep em flying, bambi
Principalpoop: night tween
ah,clem: good night all!
Dexter Fong: afkfr
cease: everyone flying off?
llanwydd: good night clem
Principalpoop: the voice of ahh, clem now, thanks keepers of the root
Principalpoop: away
cease: keep on cleming
Bunnyboy: Frank Stallone and Malcolm McDowell? Game on!
||||||||| "Hey ah,clem!" ... ah,clem turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:54 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Bunnyboy: And get Mickey Rourke back in there, too.
llanwydd: well, I will be going as well. see you next week
Bunnyboy: nite llan!
cease: off you go, llan
Principalpoop: bon ap llan
Principalpoop: have a super week
Principalpoop: toad away
Principalpoop: switches from cni to mp3s and gets 21st century schizoid man
Principalpoop: cats foot iron claw
cease: i have a claw?
Bunnyboy: Probably no comix fans, 'cept Elayne and me, but y'all should check out Kevin Smith's new tiny-miniseries, BATMAN: CACOPHONY.
Principalpoop: not your foot or claw cat, sorry
Bunnyboy: Probably the funniest Joker setups, ever.
Dexter Fong: barak, already
cease: quick parking, dex
Principalpoop: barak it up
cease: funier than steve miller?
Principalpoop: i did not get to hail rita
Bunnyboy: Ooh, ooh.
Bunnyboy: Joe E. Ross, I know
Dexter Fong: Cat: Wasn't out for parking...wife is out and will find spot for me...I hope
Bunnyboy: Wifey arrives. Nitey, gents!
cease: aha
Principalpoop: wife is out? party at fongs!
Principalpoop: hiphop bunny
Dexter Fong: Nightey Bun...Howdy wifey
cease: by bun
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Bunny always passes out when wife arrives?
||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves to catch the 11:00 PM train to Hellmouth.
Principalpoop: the yaws
Dexter Fong: She was a stuning brunette
cease: ive actually met her
Principalpoop: she was a tanning strumpet
cease: with bun at firesign concert
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: So Cat? How
Principalpoop: wow
Dexter Fong: hat work out
cease: i thikn i have a pic of them together
Principalpoop: wink wink nod nod
cease: hat work? no beavers here
Dexter Fong: Poop: YOu saw her stunning tan lines?
Principalpoop: i like leno said he liked the white parts
Dexter Fong: Cat: Course no beavers there..you guys cut down all the trees]
cease: or else the pine beatle got em
cease: damn that harrison
Principalpoop: they are trying to make dams over on the oil shale now
Dexter Fong sings "There go the trees....there go the trees
cease: if the price of oil keeps sinking, the tar sands should prove too costly to explloit
Principalpoop: exactly
Dexter Fong: Nonsense!! UX Corp will eploit them
cease: our own private saudies wont like that at all
Dexter Fong: Cat: And what about the sand dabs
cease: our pm is as captive to our oil industry as bush/cheny are to yours
cease: they got punked, dex
Dexter Fong: lol cat; What was the over/under
Principalpoop: put on toothpicks?
cease: i dont know what that means, dex. just quoting radio now
Dexter Fong: "Wait Wait, don't tell me" another quoted radio show
Principalpoop: what was the context?
cease: chump threads bet on his son's team. they lost
cease: the team was called the Sand dabs
Principalpoop: ahhhh
Dexter Fong: Poop: Cat referred to"Sports in your shorts" re: "they res gonna get punked: and I referred to THE Sand dabs
Principalpoop: huh?
Dexter Fong: Poop: Get your eyes off him...look this way
Principalpoop: i was not serious, why are you answering me as if serious
Principalpoop: when am i ever serious? get serious
cease: r.u. serious, funny techie journalist
Dexter Fong assumes Quasimoto's posture
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: mondo 3000 or whatever his mag was called, around the same time as Wired
Principalpoop: demonic possession, ouch
Dexter Fong: Get Thee beside me Shaitan!!
Principalpoop: rolling down the line
Dexter Fong: Heel Devil!!
cease: as the worm turns
Dexter Fong: so turn the earth
Principalpoop: put the palm of your hand on the screen, push the devil out hehe
Dexter Fong: Poop: A palm job!! I like it!!
Principalpoop: add an olive and you have palmolive
cease: palm oil? say goodbye to the last orangutan, but you can have salad dressing
Dexter Fong: add a nape and you have napepalm
cease: i wish clem would play A LIfe in the Day, a funnier version of the napalmive commercial than on 2 places
Dexter Fong: I love the smell of palm lives in the morning
Principalpoop: was the nape valley in your neck of the woods?
cease: i realyl hope the firesign release those mushroom plays
cease: palm thursday, for those who dont think jesus going to jerusalem was all that good an idea
Dexter Fong: lol cat
Principalpoop: palmistry, where the lines all come together
cease: i gotta say Something funny. cant let this omlette go to waste
Dexter Fong: Yo! Jeese!!! Chill bro!
Dexter Fong: Get off that red-headed rented mle
Principalpoop: Word! fong
cease: as a kid i remember spreading palm fronds in church for the hoidays. not a good memory
Dexter Fong: and let's get down to some serius river dancing
cease: for some reason, all i associate my parents church with is manual labour
Principalpoop: i was indoctrinated, and had no clue
Dexter Fong does the River Jordan Stomp
Principalpoop: there was a hymn about jordan, layup jordan do the dunk? something like that
Dexter Fong: Poop=))
Dexter Fong: Jesus gets a triple double
cease: go down, jordan
Principalpoop: i give a 77, a nice beat and easy to stomp to it
Dexter Fong: Ah! The Arayan Nation vote is in
Principalpoop: oops, is 77 an arayan number
Dexter Fong: And its attired in fitted sheets
Principalpoop: 78 then dammit
cease: i remember 78 records. vaguely
cease: i used to have a 78 of bozo going around the world
Dexter Fong: The Nation spins at 79, 45, and 33 1/3
Principalpoop: they all used to be 78s
cease: this would be early 50s
Dexter Fong: And for broadcat purposes only 16 and 1/5
Principalpoop: i never knew that, cool
Dexter Fong: Just those broadcats
cease: i dont know the magazine had a spin
Principalpoop: that would be a very big album
Dexter Fong: no skinny cats allowed....sorry Cat
Principalpoop: huh? the left can be as unbearable as the right with spin...
Dexter Fong: No more ommelette for you
cease: and the pahntom shouting to skinny girls, get out of here if you dont know
cease: casanova is just being punished for going to desolatoin row
Dexter Fong: or is it Ohmelette
cease: an old girl friend used to like that line
Dexter Fong: Wow Cat: Gotto br Dylan
Principalpoop: jim morrison ate more chicken than a man ever seen
cease: omlette, ciddre and handfulls of tylenol seems to help, somewhat
Dexter Fong: be
cease: whos that knocking at your back door? oh its you, morrison
Principalpoop: careful with that tylenol, i ate it like candy when i had a bad tooth, for months
Principalpoop: i think it gave me my kidney stone
Dexter Fong: Substitute higher alcohol cintent and Aleve
cease: i was on advil yesteday and it didnt help. of course, no omlette yest
Principalpoop: no history of them in my family
cease: yes ciudrfe is low alcholhol content which is ideal for me
cease: oh not so low. bottle says 7%. i thought it was around 5
Principalpoop: aleve did nothing for my shoulder pain, waste of money that
Principalpoop: for my body and whatever was wrong that time
cease: i have found robacaet or whatever its called works for just back pain but this is not just back, whole left side of body
Dexter Fong: Cat: saw friends who know producer at Food Channel, seens likereservationsfor per se can be dibe
Principalpoop: any sensations of electricity in certain positions?
Principalpoop: can be what?
cease: i stuck my left hand over vent and turned up heat on drive back from downtown tooday and the heat really helpd
Principalpoop: dibe?
cease: fantastic news, dex
Principalpoop: distributed?
cease: i was uncertain about whether may in nyc is definite plan or not. if not, maybe we should try for oct when the weather is good again
cease: i have fearufl operation first week in april and may go to la in feb or march for burial
Principalpoop: ahh you will be fine
cease: my dining companino from chicago just moved there and may have just gotten a well paying job
Principalpoop: stop thinking like that
cease: not my burial, thankfully
Dexter Fong: Wifey )not bunny's) just called with parking space..barak as soon as posisiblde
Principalpoop: hail rita
cease: ok dex
cease: i hope you're not parking bunny's wife
Principalpoop: i watched a tv program called beer nuts, they were in vancouver
cease: we have beer and we have nuts, neither very good
Principalpoop: looking at micro-brewerys and pubs with lots of beers
cease: we have them too, just not very good
Principalpoop: better than boston
Principalpoop: the big beer in boston now is blueberry beer
Principalpoop: gag me with a spoon
cease: i would assume boston is besotted with micro breweries
Principalpoop: yes
cease: best beer i ever tasted was loganberry beer with ossman and proctor at a pub on whidbey island. last weeks tale
Principalpoop: http://www.fancast.com/full_episodes
Principalpoop: i don't recall if you can access that or not
Principalpoop: no no no, no fruit in my beer please
Principalpoop: cider is ok
Principalpoop: sangria, orange in my screwdriver is ok
Principalpoop: i have to ask, my pee is green after drinking rolling rock green beer , what color was yours?
cease: never had it
Principalpoop: loganberry colored?
cease: i never liked beer until i first tried fruit (cherry) ber in belgium
cease: now lots of fruit beers here but few any good, excpet belgian imports
Principalpoop: you have a lot of belgium beers in vancouver
Principalpoop: right
cease: now yes, this is relatively recent
Principalpoop: i had never heard of them
cease: i thikn the belgians bought one of our major breweries, labatts or molsons or sometihig
Principalpoop: some restaurant has belgian chefs, uses the beer cooking mussels and such
cease: so now they import their own far superior beer
cease: i loathe muscles but have had some wonderful beer cooked food
cease: haddock, zuchini for example
Principalpoop: only if fresh, and hard to find that in roanoke
cease: i cooked some sole in cidre this week. not bad at all
Principalpoop: i had to do a search at the medical university where i worked
Principalpoop: how much alcohol stays in the food after cooking normally
cease: ad?
Principalpoop: the generally answer is ,all heat makes it evaporate
Principalpoop: negliable
cease: i owuld assume so
cease: just the flavour
Principalpoop: right, but they wanted citations
cease: the french do great things cooking with wine, champagne, etc.
cease: in japan they do equaly good things cooking with sake
Principalpoop: they had trouble keeping meat fresh, they are still afraid of steak tartar
cease: the greqt things about these dishes is that if you have sake with a dish cooked in sake, it magnifies its taste. wine too
Principalpoop: hence all the sauces and stuff
cease: i love sauces
Principalpoop: yes, resonates
Principalpoop: the right wine does resonate
cease: fish/meat by itself rarely that tasty
Principalpoop: i am not a sushi fan
cease: i cant eat it at all. neither rice nor raw fish
Principalpoop: i needed to try more i think, what other things are put with the fish
cease: and i livedin japan/been marieed to japanese person for a Very Long Time
Principalpoop: she loves that, she gets your share lol
cease: she cooks for herself, i cook for myself.
Principalpoop: i hate aspargus tips, my sister always made it for dinner when i came, so she got extra
Principalpoop: ahh ok
Principalpoop: oops sisterinlaw
cease: with brand new kitchen, appliances this is even easier and we've been married for 33 years
Principalpoop: what works, works!
cease: i lvoe asparagus but i've had very bad asparagus at very expensive restauarnts (see blog)
Principalpoop: i have not been back this week or so, i will get to it on my overly long favorites list
Principalpoop: if it is the same side that you use for the mouse, i do recommend slightly changing the mouse pad height, it made a world of difference for my pain
cease: japanese bars serve asparagus/bacon skewers bbq/s which are superb
cease: makes sense, poop
Principalpoop: no thanks oh my
cease: i cant change desk height but i can change the chair
Principalpoop: does not make sense, something so slight after years at the same height with no problem
Principalpoop: i put a little book on the pad, that is all
Principalpoop: under
Principalpoop: if it helps wonderful, if not, best of luck, that is not fun
cease: i jsut tried a book under the mouse pad. it was even more painful
cease: i think maybe pad/desk is too high now
Principalpoop: ok, try the other way, make the pad lower
Principalpoop: it felt better immediately when i changed it
Principalpoop: it may not be the mouse pad at all, just hoping it is something simple
cease: ok i put mouse pad on other part of l-shaped desk, the lower part
cease: it is noticeable, but keyboard/monitor still on this higher part
Principalpoop: i did not try moving it to the side or anything, that is getting complicated
Principalpoop: have santa get you a real pc desk
Principalpoop: getting medical advice from a principlepoop in a firesign chat eh? lol your arm will fall off hehe
cease: i suspect youre right
cease: i aint got not friend on my leftr
Principalpoop: sorry about that chief lol
cease: arm, at least
cease: i thkn ergonomics is a likely factor
Principalpoop: it has been 10 years since I was a reference librarian at a medical university, i have stopped offering advice, until i have personal knowledge
Principalpoop: unless
Principalpoop: sure, a doctor could recommend the best course of action
cease: if this continues, i'll definitely consult a doc
Principalpoop: let it rest so it can heal or do exercises so it does not stiffen up.. takes wisdom
cease: not being able to drive and type will be a problem
cease: i have been doing exercises.
Principalpoop: it hurt so bad, it interrupted sleep
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
cease: that happened to me last night. i got up ridiculously early this morn
Principalpoop: i found a position propped up in a chair, that is pathetic, but it worked lol
cease: anything that works is good
Dexter Fong: Obama
Principalpoop: damn the selfish americans
Principalpoop: wb fong
cease: parked?
cease: and locked?
Principalpoop: what about obama?
cease: not irresponsible
Dexter Fong: TY ridicuous American
Dexter Fong: and not responsible
Dexter Fong: Just sponsible
Principalpoop: how many weddings would let a foreign power bomb in america like we are doing in afghanistan?
Principalpoop: despicable
Dexter Fong: Sbonsible Twain
Principalpoop: we
Dexter Fong: Minstrel of the Missiippii
cease: if americans werent ridiculous, thered be no firesign theatre
Principalpoop: ahh yes, and veterans day
Dexter Fong: PooP : Bombs are an appropriate bridal or groomal gift
Dexter Fong: With time delay fuse,. the gift that keeps on giving
Principalpoop: i liked the scatter bombs, made in the same color as the food rations
Principalpoop: that is special
Dexter Fong: Oh! G.I drop mystery meaat bomb...ahce peculair colour
Dexter Fong: have
Principalpoop: deal or no deal
Dexter Fong: you're dead
Dexter Fong: er.....uh deal?
Principalpoop: you eat sushi fong?
Principalpoop: amazing enough cat does not, and no rice
Dexter Fong: Have many glorious time partaken of fong sushi
Principalpoop: i would have lost that bet lol
Principalpoop: ahh so
Dexter Fong: It-ah good for righty or left...powerful ambidextrous
Principalpoop: you know the moonies are the biggest importers of that into america
Principalpoop: that right there is enough to adopt cats regimen
Dexter Fong: Ambidextra...no longer feel like your self...feel somebody else
Principalpoop: ambidextrofong
cease: i was upstairs in search of tylenol.
cease: big house, small pills
Principalpoop: oops, sorry about that chief, i did not help apparently
Principalpoop: i made it so worse, you will go see the doctor hehe
cease: i have a copy of Bad Mon Rising, about the eveil mr. moon.
Dexter Fong: Cat: If you have major pain.....aleve Sodium Naproxide whoud b available over the counter
Dexter Fong: should
Dexter Fong: be
cease: yes and the doc will find even more cancer. i do not look forward to such, but u must be able to type
Principalpoop: his story is beyond fiction, no one would believe it
cease: ok i'll go to drug store and ask for it tomorrow, dex
Principalpoop: i am so grateful that one little asprin still does wonders for my pains...
Dexter Fong: Take two and email me tomorrow
cease: i hope all this cidre and omlettery will do me some good. arm is much beter but back is still fucked
cease: lucky you, poop
Principalpoop: yessir
Dexter Fong: Poop: remember what was one is now none
cease: if you have a friend upon you think you can rely you are a lucky man
cease: thankfully i never had to teach that sentecne as an english teacher
Principalpoop: i think the firesign predicted the future again
Principalpoop: that shift is coming soon
Dexter Fong: Cat: it's no good for learning typists no N ir X ub ut
Dexter Fong: huh huh
cease: i was the fastest typest in my 6th grade class. 72 words per minutes.
Dexter Fong: Spreak monkyish troop
cease: not that any of them were spelled corectly, of course
Dexter Fong: Wow. that faster than onyone has typed before
Principalpoop: i was the slowest in my high school class, i was one of only 2 that got to use an electric typewriter
cease: poop, you know i am really tired of the firesing claiing to have predicted the future al trhe time
cease: this was before the electric age
Principalpoop: yes they talked about that kind of fatigue cat
Dexter Fong: when everything was driven by mules or oxen
cease: ofices had eldctric but for home/school use, only manuals
cease: did y'all here procs radio interviews of late? theyre posted on that chromim swith site
Principalpoop: no mammals yet, we only had reptiles and amphibians
Dexter Fong remebers fondly his old Royal...kingiey we called it
cease: good stuff but when proc goes on about how predictive they were, i sense a kind of compensation for lack of money/fame
cease: who cares if we didnt get rich, we were right!
Dexter Fong: Right on!
Principalpoop: that does have a ring of rationalization to it
Principalpoop: they have gone the rich route, if they chose and they know it
Principalpoop: a high price to pay
Dexter Fong: Much as I love the 4 or 5 guys...they are human
Principalpoop: oops could
cease: i remember going to my fathers' car dealership and using its typewrtiers and bieng intimidated by them
cease: uh, maybe not, poop
Principalpoop: sure they could have, they are all gifted and talented
cease: more complicated than that, poop
Principalpoop: no doubt whatsovere, the LOC did not need them for shits and grins, they are something
Dexter Fong: Poop: Not ther rich route///morre the everyone for himslef route
cease: yes they all have talent and have done lots of commercial work and always intended to, but....
Dexter Fong: As typing skills erode....
Principalpoop: no no no, any company company guy listening to them, knows they are trouble, not on message at all lol
cease: that too, poop
Dexter Fong: Read your lol loud and clear, PP
Principalpoop: you cannot market those guys up into bigger stars, and let them run loose lol
cease: they have a habbit of saying "fuck" at just the wrong time, hobbling their careers
cease: which is why i always try and say fuck at least once during chat
Principalpoop: now they could, and apparently they are
cease: that was very intentional on their part, as it was on lenny bruces. remember they started the year he died
Dexter Fong: Te timing of "fuck" or Spreak Engrish Troupa
cease: many are the lucrative gigs they've lost, as with bruce. no coincidence there
Principalpoop: they would not even be good counter-culture folks, they made fun of the counter-culture too
Dexter Fong: Well the spiders and de bees
Dexter Fong: you know
cease: theybve burned so many bridges over the years, its amazing they havent drowned
Principalpoop: that guy owning the poster shop, sharp sharp sharp
Principalpoop: because they do have real talent
Dexter Fong: harps
Principalpoop: you cannot fake or lose that
cease: before i met them, i assumed they were cool with that, but i was wrong
Dexter Fong: and it's hard to use it too
cease: i think loking back on their lnog lives, they now wish they'd made a fuck of a lot more money by not saying fuck, et al
cease: krassner is cool with that, the lads, not so much.
Principalpoop: too fucking late for that hehe
cease: proc has made a decent living doing voice over work
cease: the other guys, not so much
Dexter Fong: fuck yeah!!
Principalpoop: what is the thing about ifs and wishes being fishes?
cease: i went to la in xmas 95 and hung out with krassner and proctor, among others
Dexter Fong: If wishes were fishes we'd all be wading in the water
cease: krassnr was very content to be poor, proc was pissed right off
Principalpoop: lol
Dexter Fong: That pisses me off
Principalpoop: ahh proc, nothing wrong with wanting that gold ring
cease: krasasner felt he had had a rich life (hes almost as old as dex,and evne then spoek of his life asin the past tense)
Dexter Fong: malcontents
Principalpoop: or not wanting it
Dexter Fong: or male contents
cease: proc is somewhat younger but hangs out with far more "succesful" peers in his flicks and i tjhik feels envy
Dexter Fong: I remeber Cat when he was just a kiten
Principalpoop: imagine talking with kitty cat, when he could do 72 words a minute, wow
Dexter Fong: He kept licking himself....so cute
cease: for some reason, maybe like my father only telling me he was in pain and everyone else that he was fine, whenever i talk to the lads, its usually about how fucked up they are, financially, physcially, whatever.
Dexter Fong: meow meow meow meow
cease: lol
Dexter Fong: times 32
Dexter Fong: meows [er minute
cease: but i wonder, if they were ever as succesfull as for example, python, would theri work has been as good?
Principalpoop: let them spill it out cat, just human
cease: what i discoverdd upon meeint them was, they dont care.
cease: they'd rather have the money
Dexter Fong: Cat: It's all about timing
Principalpoop: that is what they say, but their actions show their true intent and values
cease: i lvoed sometihng stewart said when he was interveiwng some attractive young actrrees the other day.
Dexter Fong: and what media
cease: she said all her firend were in lvoe with him and he said not if they'd meet him. whenever people meet him, they ask, "are you alrfight?"
Principalpoop: they know they did good, but modern society says you have to get the money to prove it
cease: no dex. i think its' about their kids
Principalpoop: get those what do call it locked in, ahh hell
Dexter Fong: They have kittens too
cease: poop, they are much smarter than we are or will ever be. so you'd think they'd "know" that. but no
Principalpoop: when they get a penny from every album sold?
cease: they want to leave their families some money after they die
Principalpoop: a special word for that percentage...
cease: to quote proc, "we made enough for 4 childish adults, but not enough for 4 adults withchildren"
Dexter Fong: Dying is not *they;re* responsibioty
Principalpoop: well hell, apparently the parents of the 4 did not provide well enough, don't blame themselves lol
cease: i no longer have an heir, but al but austin do and i think it's the major motivating factor
cease: i've hung out with ossman's ma. nice lady.
Principalpoop: tributaries? help me with the word guys
Dexter Fong: OKAY...Cat be well if you think anythings gonna intefere with your propsed may visit let me know
cease: when elayne and hger precivous husband i drove down to meet them in 95.
cease: we'll be in touch, dex
Dexter Fong: Poop: stay as sweet as you are
Principalpoop: huh?
cease: off we go then
Dexter Fong: lol
Principalpoop: up yours fong
Dexter Fong: you bet sweetie
||||||||| At 12:36 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, cease!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Principalpoop: ops, he was saying good night
Dexter Fong: Cat;s leaped out the window
Principalpoop: i was trying to think of the word where they get a percentage of every firesign thing sold, what is that called?
Dexter Fong: in fear of Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Dexter Fong and asks "Someone mention my name?"
Principalpoop: he jumped, i did not think he would do it
Dexter Fong: Poop: Signed agreement
Principalpoop: noo, there is a word for it, in showbiz
Principalpoop: my brain is useless
Dexter Fong: Can I have it?
Principalpoop: they went on strike for it, for internet presentations too
Principalpoop: no, it keeps my head from collapsing so i can wear my glasses
Dexter Fong: I take your silence for yes
Principalpoop: no fong no, bad fon
Principalpoop: g
Principalpoop: my ears would fall onto my neck
Dexter Fong: Poop: Don't wear those glasses son, you'll grow hair on your palmolives
Principalpoop: why do you think i need glasses? nearsighted as a mole
Dexter Fong: And don't wear those glasses on thr nape of yout olib
Principalpoop: royalties, that is the word
Dexter Fong: olivr
Principalpoop: lock in those royalties for the kids to have an income...
Dexter Fong: The Kids are Allright
Principalpoop: talking about my generation
Dexter Fong: who?
Dexter Fong: the Kids]
Principalpoop: roger
Dexter Fong: You Roger me and I'll roger you
Principalpoop: over hill and over dale
Principalpoop: hehe
Dexter Fong: Over chip and ove itchy and scratchy
Principalpoop: the guy from laverne and shirley
Principalpoop: squiggy
Principalpoop: squirmy
Dexter Fong: nad the News Boys
Principalpoop: go nads
Dexter Fong: gotto whiz brb
Principalpoop: should i stay or should go now?
Principalpoop: if i go it could be trouble
Principalpoop: if i stay i could be double
Principalpoop: t
Principalpoop: buy depends fong, stay at the computer for hours, if you don't mind the smell
Principalpoop: i am reading an old astronomy book again, been so long, i forgot most of it, ahh the universe is magical
Dexter Fong: I'm uh behind you
Dexter Fong: back that is
Principalpoop: careful back there
Principalpoop: no fooling around
Principalpoop: wb
Dexter Fong: Looking for Klingons
Dexter Fong: around your anus
Dexter Fong: uranus
Principalpoop: i remembered when they discovered rings around uranus
Dexter Fong: beam me out there scotchy
Principalpoop: my reply was, i didn't know anybody was looking for them
Dexter Fong: Have you seen the photos from the
Dexter Fong: ooops twit is not talking about neal sephenson
Dexter Fong: Baroque Cyckle
Principalpoop: you still reading that?
Dexter Fong: anyway, the Hubble photos?
Principalpoop: not the newest
Dexter Fong: no finished some time ago along with Cryptonomican
Principalpoop: i used to be subscribed, not sure why i stopped, when i changed pcs maybe
Principalpoop: that robert hooke is the guy that discovered rings around jupiter
Dexter Fong: The edge of the Universe...how little we imagine
Principalpoop: amazing
Dexter Fong: Amazing FANTASTIC four
Principalpoop: i was a dc comics fan
Dexter Fong: okay gonna say bye, see you next week. poo =))
Dexter Fong: p
Principalpoop: but a friend gave me his marvel collection, and so i read all of them too
Dexter Fong: =000
Principalpoop: night, have a super week
Principalpoop: mister fong
Dexter Fong: P=00000
Principalpoop: hey, hold that last bus
||||||||| At 12:55 AM, Principalpoop vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| It's 1:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
otto yamamoto
Senator Vince Hubux Leinholder
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Rogue's Gallery:

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Peggy Blisswhips

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Audrey Farber

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Tiny Dr. Tim
Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"