A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 22, 2009 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Firebroiled plummets into the garden at 5:43 AM.
Firebroiled: Ah, my bony boy!
In the Estonian Mountains,
we used to go to sleep
leaning up against a wind-fall.

I was but a mere pratt then.
I’ll never forget the time
a snake slithered into my wife!

I wasn’t but knee-high to a married grasshopper then.

Never saw the woman again. . . .

Firebroiled: But Dexter did . . . . .
||||||||| Firebroiled dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Firebroiled?! It's 5:44 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "8:04 PM and late as usual, it's wake (the flake), just back from Billville."
wake (the flake): HHhhmmm...
||||||||| ah,clem enters at 8:50 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9:15 eastern'
ah,clem: bbiab
||||||||| At 8:51 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, ah,clem!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 22, 2009 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Mudhead into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:01 PM, then departs.
Mudhead: hai wake , low tide
||||||||| 9:02 PM: AtweenTooFar jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:06 PM and ah,clem steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
ah,clem: hi all
AtweenTooFar: Hail and well met, VA
ah,clem: you would think that grape would be wine by now...
AtweenTooFar hands JL a crab from the Cheaspeake
ah,clem: catherwood, please give everyone some wine from acient Greece
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone some wine from acient greece.
AtweenTooFar: from a MD crab house
||||||||| cease waltzes in at 9:09 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
ah,clem: hi Cat
AtweenTooFar: Hey Queensland
||||||||| llanddslyde tiptoes in around 9:10 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
llanddslyde: good evening, dear friends!
Mudhead: hai
llanddslyde: how is it I don't remember last year's unpleasant incident and catherwood does?
||||||||| Catherwood ignores llanddslyde
cease: is that black obelisk obsidian?
cease: or is that president obelisk now?
ah,clem: the butler remembers everything, even those that never happened
Mudhead: e's President now
llanddslyde: I didn't even know elayne had run for president
llanddslyde: I would have voted for her
cease: elayne is president? what a groove
Mudhead: sure
cease: everyone read proctors entymology of that word in a recent Planet?
AtweenTooFar: Ah, BBq on the James...
llanddslyde: I just signed up for Planet Proctor
AtweenTooFar: Love Proc's newsletters
cease: its 30s paris jazz roots
AtweenTooFar: Don't recall that
AtweenTooFar: Joni
llanddslyde: paris jazz? there is another bit of culture I have missed
AtweenTooFar: "I Was A Free Man In Paris"
llanddslyde: I knew woody allen had gone to paris with his jazz ensemble. that was all I knew
AtweenTooFar: Not much better than "The Hissing Of Summer Lawns"
cease: to make a groove meant to make a record. a muscian was groovy meaning he was good enough to be recorded
cease: come one people, read your planets!
cease: and not the astrological ones
AtweenTooFar: Yep
AtweenTooFar: Been reading Follies :-)
cease: joni has never been a free man. she's always been expensive
AtweenTooFar: Like Geroge Martin meeting the Quarrymen
cease: watching the obama press scrum on nbc now, amazing
AtweenTooFar: George
llanddslyde: groovy story about the groove, cat
AtweenTooFar: It;s nice to have a President lol
llanddslyde: I'd like to cut a groove someday
cease: what a groove!
AtweenTooFar: an _actual_ President
cease: yes you yanks are so lucky
cease: we're stuck with the same old rightwinger in power
AtweenTooFar: Sorry, the BushFamily is from Abu Dabi
AtweenTooFar: Yanks?
llanddslyde: I have hope for america now
llanddslyde: not THAT kind of bush family
AtweenTooFar: I'm, Tejas lol
llanddslyde: those are from austrailia
AtweenTooFar: The penile colony?
ah,clem: a short sentance?
cease: people from "the states" as we call y'all
AtweenTooFar: New South Wailes
AtweenTooFar: LOL cease
cease: sounds like a great line up, clem
AtweenTooFar: It's 80 degrees here, cease
AtweenTooFar: It's also 110 in the summer, but we don't ralk about that
cease: i stil have two feet of snow outside my window
llanddslyde: seriously, tween?
ah,clem: send some of that here tween
AtweenTooFar: Yep
cease: thankfuilly our hill is cleared of snow finally
llanddslyde: still winter in my neck of the woods
ah,clem: chilly here
AtweenTooFar: Austin is a great place to 'winter'
cease: i walked two blocks for a big burger a few days ago. nearly froze on the way.
AtweenTooFar: 200 miles from MX
AtweenTooFar: which has its own problems
cease: had to warm up with a cup of chamomile first, an odd accompaniment to a burger
llanddslyde: I was in san antonio about this time of year back in 1981
llanddslyde: in fact it was january
llanddslyde: it was 20 degrees one minute and 80 degrees the next
AtweenTooFar: Tomorrow it may be over 80
AtweenTooFar: But then it will swing back into the 60's
llanddslyde: the swinging 60s
AtweenTooFar: Which is usual for Austin in January
AtweenTooFar: We're constantly in between the Panhandle and the Gulf
llanddslyde: on the internet I see a lot of film auditions in austin
llanddslyde: must be another bollywood
AtweenTooFar: Bollywood?
Mudhead: Tinnywood?
AtweenTooFar: Ah, fort stinkin' desert...
llanddslyde: good one, muddy
llanddslyde: we'll call austin tinnywood from now on
Mudhead: Hai Capt.Stinkin
AtweenTooFar: There are submarines in Washington
AtweenTooFar: State
cease: im watching a piece about slumdog in bombay on nbc news
Mudhead: Oregonn I thought
AtweenTooFar: Frankly, I'd rather have someone call me an 'Anglo'
Mudhead: Bremerton?
llanddslyde: that's because Slumdog Millionaire was nominated for an oscar
Mudhead: it won
AtweenTooFar: The map of the US before Presidet Polk is somewhat interesting
llanddslyde: there is obviously a need for the public to know what a slumdog is
AtweenTooFar: President
AtweenTooFar: All of the SouthWest and 1/2 of Cal was Mexican
wake (the flake): Hey folks. Hello to all
cease: hey wake. having fun yet?
AtweenTooFar: Hey Asia
cease: stil is, tween
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:30 PM, dragging Elayne by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Elayne: Evenin' all!
AtweenTooFar: Why I live in Texas, cease
wake (the flake): Just trying to wrap up some last minute New Years plans.
cease: hey el
AtweenTooFar: Evenin' E
cease: its about time
Mudhead: hai E
Elayne: Wow, I'd forgotten what it's like to actually look up to a President again.
AtweenTooFar: This new ear, wake?
cease: i congradulate you, and all your countryfolk, el
AtweenTooFar: Yes, E :-)
wake (the flake): Howzit goin E?
cease: i am so impressed with your country, for once, maybe ever
llanddslyde: hi elayne!
cease: i moved to la during the eisonhower administration. its gone downhill since then
wake (the flake): Oh... I mean CHINESE New Year... this Monday.
Elayne: Good lord, it's coming on Chinese New Year already... this weather really has me out of it...
wake (the flake): We take it pretty seriously here.
cease: is it cold there now, el?
cease: its usually above zero here, but not always
Elayne: Getting less so, Cat, at least for the next 24 hours or so.
cease: i walked over to a hamburger place, two blocks and was frozen by the time i got there
llanddslyde: what year was this again, the ox?
cease: mosdt of our walls of snow are gone, but not all
wake (the flake): the ox... yes
cease: you know daniels various restaurants in nyc, el?
llanddslyde: when is the year of the playboy bunny?
Elayne: We're still pretty iced in, at least our driveway...
Elayne: Not really, Cat. But I'm not big on burgers.
wake (the flake): We rabbits get along very well with the ox.
cease: you read my latest blog post, el? first in 2 monthes, now wiht working hands
Elayne: I'm sure Boloud is one of those guys who subscribes to the Cult of the Undercooked Meat.
Elayne: Yes, I read your blog post, Cat.
llanddslyde: I always try out an indian restaurant when I'm in nyc
llanddslyde: there are some great ones in midtown
cease: i was chagrinned to find out he didnt export his good food to his 2 new restos here, just the burgers
cease: but that means i may try to get into one top of the line joint when i go to nyc, assuming that occurs
AtweenTooFar: The Hopi Diny
Elayne: You have to reserve that kind of stuff weeks, even months in advance, Cat.
cease: dex took el and me to an indian rest when i was last in nyc.
wake (the flake): what's been wrong with your hands, cease?
cease: i inow el
wake (the flake): or was that some kind of obscure FST reference I didn't get?
cease: www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
AtweenTooFar: Now you know why they call it British Columbia, Wake :)
cease: no i had muscle problems on the left side of my body for about 6 weeks. better now
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:37 PM and Principalpoop sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
cease: old age, probably
AtweenTooFar: Hey P
cease: and speaking of old age....
llanddslyde: howdy proinic
Elayne: Hey Prinpoop!
Principalpoop: its coming up
Principalpoop: Happy Obama World
llanddslyde: and it is
||||||||| 9:39 PM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Principalpoop: hi M
Merlyn: and I have, too
AtweenTooFar: I can only wish the man the best to deal with pile of crap he's been handed
cease: hi merl
llanddslyde: Howdy Merl
AtweenTooFar: Hey Merl
cease: i gues they cna make records then
Principalpoop: am I fashionably late? and groovy?
Merlyn: Wake, you really around Thailand?
cease: indeed, tween
cease: i think most canadians are envious of your coutnry for having a better leader, but are happy we dont have your problems
Merlyn: you'll have to be regroved PP
ah,clem: yes you are Mr. Principal
wake (the flake): I have to admit I got kind choked up during the ceremony...
AtweenTooFar: So, how's Montreal these days? lol
wake (the flake): Yes I am in Thailand.
Mudhead: theyve handed him a great opportunity to actually accomplish something
cease: my wife and i were appalled at all the christian references, but aside from that....
AtweenTooFar: Je parle la langue fran¨ais un petit peur lol
Elayne: What time is it now in Thailand, wake?
cease: montreal is farther away from me than you are, tween
wake (the flake): Last time I looked out the window anyway.
AtweenTooFar: Might get a bit ugly ;)
Mudhead: you deliver Thai food?
llanddslyde: appalled at all the christian references?
Merlyn: I'll see if I can fix Nino's map labeling
ah,clem: if elected, I refuse to serve! ;)
llanddslyde: there are christians in america
cease: bush refrused to serve. unfortunatley he was presidnet for 8 years
Mudhead: and Jews and Muslims
AtweenTooFar: I was at the '67 fair
wake (the flake): 9:45 Friday morning.
AtweenTooFar: Liked Montreal very much
cease: good for you, tween.
Mudhead: I want to go to Vancouver
wake (the flake): SO TGIF MOTHER*******ERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merlyn: just checking airfare, it would cost about $300 for the monterey show
cease: the last few chats i was being invade by an aunt whose husband designed the western canada pavillion at expo 67. i was lucky enough to hang out there with him at that time
AtweenTooFar: I was born in Florida. Like 70 degrees in the winter ;)
llanddslyde: I've only been in montreal three times
cease: $300 roundrip from mineapolis to monterey? fuck, your country is cheap, merl
Mudhead: My fare would be $1200
llanddslyde: and only once since I've lived near it
Mudhead: but thats a train trip
cease: vancouver is a nice place, mud
Mudhead: so Ive heard
AtweenTooFar: Amazing what they did in '67
AtweenTooFar: With 4-tracks
cease: indeed, tween
AtweenTooFar: People don' realize that Electric Ladyland was done with 4-tks
cease: the quadrophic sound in shows, and polyphonic., thats what world fairs were about
AtweenTooFar: Loved the World's Fairs
cease: how advanced this sounds , and it was in primitve technology in 67
wake (the flake): Don't forget they had the advantage of high tape speed also.
AtweenTooFar: USSR kids dancing
cease: someihthihng lost atr the beginning here, clem
cease: true wake
||||||||| "9:47 PM? 9:47 PM!!" says Catherwood, "H. Stones should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as H. Stones enters and sits on the divan.
Principalpoop: thanks cat, i thought i had a mini-stroke
cease: a ihgh point in analogue
cease: hi stones.
Principalpoop: ahh are we reaching H. stones?
AtweenTooFar: Don't want to nuke that ;) They're our age, and they don't want to die either
cease: whichever comes first
AtweenTooFar: Hail and well met, sir
Elayne: Evenin' Stones!
H. Stones: Greetings to one and all, Its a New World now i hear
AtweenTooFar: World's Fairs were a good idea
wake (the flake): Hi Stones... you rock
H. Stones: i only just now got home
AtweenTooFar: Obama is proceeding to rip apart what Bush did
wake (the flake): oops... forgot the "c"
AtweenTooFar: One can hope
llanddslyde: I was wondering if obama would officially pardon bush
H. Stones: (makes a mental note of Wakes remark and checks lawyers phone number)
cease: only if he can benefit from it, llan
Elayne: It doesn't seem likely, Llan, but neither does it seem likely that we'll see any war crimes tribunals.
Principalpoop: the economic stimulus package is coming soon, wow
AtweenTooFar: No 'revoliving door' for government officials and 'K-Street'
H. Stones: i talked with Poop about the faulty Inauguration and much fun was had
llanddslyde: I was half-joking actually
wake (the flake): please please stimulate me with CASH!
AtweenTooFar: You can do one or the other
cease: elayne, do you know if the firesigns hung out with zappa or his gang?
AtweenTooFar: But within 3 years you can work for the US government and work for 'K-Street'
cease: i just listnend to just anohther band from la and it is amazingly like a firesing alubm.
Principalpoop: before august, if you pay payroll taxes, you will see your take home pay go up, cool
H. Stones: if the 2 million folks at the DC ceremony had all been Firesign fans, Papoon could have been president by now
cease: treue, stones
cease: if wishes were pigs, they'd live in trees
llanddslyde: lol
AtweenTooFar: If I didn't care.... what happened to you.....
Principalpoop: if trees were pigs then i wish
H. Stones: dont tell me they dont, Cease, dont break my heart after all these years
cease: youve lived longer than me, stones. you'l live lnoger yet
Principalpoop: don't go breaking my heart, who sang that?
H. Stones: Soft, Strong and very very long as the Ad says
AtweenTooFar: I don't know about th rest of the planet, but I'm feeling a whole lot better that Barak Obama has control of the USA nuclear arsenal
Merlyn: whoo, we encompass the world tonight
cease: elton joan
llanddslyde: kiki dee and elton john
Principalpoop: he can pronounce nuclear correctly, so sure
llanddslyde: I don't know who wrote it
AtweenTooFar: Great song LL
Principalpoop: ahh kiki dee
cease: i liked some of his early work but noting after benny and the jets
Principalpoop: i got the music in me
cease: i lvoed empty skies and some of his first americna albums, up to madman
AtweenTooFar: Benny can take a hike
Principalpoop: bernie taupin was a genius
H. Stones: it was elton john and kiki dee in a duet i think
llanddslyde: my favorite elton john album is tumbleweed connection
AtweenTooFar: Funeral/Love Lies Bleeding with an ARO 2600? yeah
Principalpoop: no more calls stones, sorry, you are too late
cease: sounds like a porn star. an actual singer?
llanddslyde: and I only heard it for the first time four years ago
AtweenTooFar: ARP 2600
llanddslyde: for years before that it was capt. fantastic
cease: there was a lot of good music in those days
AtweenTooFar: Yellow Brick Road, cease
H. Stones: hey poop, if they inauguarate a president five minutes late then i am home
cease: justr listened to old mothers and steve miller and some santana from those days
AtweenTooFar: Really good album
llanddslyde: but I haven't listened much to elton john since I discovered Yes in 1975
Principalpoop: those were the days my friend, oops moving even farther back
H. Stones: I still think Biden won
cease: thats where benny lived, tween, but it was the only song that i really liked on it
H. Stones: that was Mary Hopkin, Poop
AtweenTooFar: Like A Camel In The Wind
Principalpoop: grab the moody blues too cat,
cease: i saw elton in vancouver when that alubm came out and he had surprisingly few tuens i liked
cease: madman being the best
AtweenTooFar: Madman was excellent
Principalpoop: yes mary poppins was hot
AtweenTooFar: He was excellent before that
H. Stones: Elton is like Bowie, you remember his tunes being better than they actually are
AtweenTooFar: lol P
Principalpoop: and laura Petry, dick van dyke got the best girls
cease: i loved the cage, empty sky, amoreena, ampong others. part of the piano parade of music from those days.
llanddslyde: the recording I have of tumbleweed connection has an alternate version of madman as a bonus track
AtweenTooFar: Tumbleweed Connection
cease: i played piano in the 60s so i like to listen to it, occasionally
llanddslyde: the song, I mean. not the album
Principalpoop: Billy Jo EL
AtweenTooFar: Ohhhhhh Robbbbbb
Elayne likes Captain Fantastic...
cease: toked myself a blue canue
AtweenTooFar: Piano Man
wake (the flake): Morrie Amsterdam was very good too.
AtweenTooFar: Say- no - more!
llanddslyde: where to now, st. peter?
H. Stones: I sitll enjoy Roy Orbison
AtweenTooFar: Each to his/her own, I say
ah,clem: ah, yes piano man, I used to play that on guitar
cease: great piano at the end of Kao Kao Kalculator on the steve miller brave new world album
cease: miller did wonderful things with various keyboards in those days
Principalpoop: gonna fly like an eagle?
AtweenTooFar: Guitar?
ah,clem: a great ballad indeed
llanddslyde: billy joel would not have done that
cease: thats when he became famous and never wrote anoyther good song, poop
AtweenTooFar: We have not heard of Guy Tar...
H. Stones: lat one of his i enjoyed Poop, was The Joker
cease: his albums before that were my fave music of its era
Principalpoop: the midnight toker
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
AtweenTooFar: Msr Tar is knot known to us
cease: yes, thats Post good steve miller. thats Famous miller. before that, he was my fave
ah,clem: that was Miller
AtweenTooFar: Steve Miller made some good songs
AtweenTooFar: "Go on, take the money Enron..."
H. Stones: my friends reckoned millers early stuff was great then he kida sold out to pop, any comments ?
ah,clem: did a nice rip of "you send me"
Principalpoop: momma take out your teeth, i wanta suck on your gums
||||||||| 10:02 PM: Dexter Fong jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
AtweenTooFar: Fong!
cease: hey fong
Principalpoop: Fong!
H. Stones: Da Doo Enron Ron, Da Doo Enron
Elayne: Evenin' Dex!
cease: ddint firesing do that on npr?
cease: hey two new yorkers at once
H. Stones: Yo Sir fong
Dexter Fong: Howdy fellons er uh fellow friends
wake (the flake): Well, if I don't see you, and I prolly won't, have a HAPPY New Year holiday and a great 2552 everyone!
cease: fiends? out of funds
Principalpoop: welcome to side 6 Fong
llanddslyde: Howdy Dex
cease: you too wake
cease: keep on funning
Dexter Fong: Hey wake, back at yah buddy
H. Stones: see ya Wake
Principalpoop: 10-4 wake
wake (the flake): Hello Dex
Mudhead: cya wake
H. Stones: 21-50 bye, Poop
Dexter Fong: And now for the individual greetings
Principalpoop: oh oh oh, don't forget mine uncle fong...
Dexter Fong: Hi Clem, Tween, Cat, E!, Stones, llan, Muddie, Poop and wake and the great gray Meryln
Elayne needs to go now, lots to get done...
||||||||| Elayne rushes off, saying "10:05 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Principalpoop: enjoy the new world E, ciaoo
H. Stones: sorry Elayne, i only just noticed you
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Be done with it!!
AtweenTooFar: One ration, indivisible...
Mudhead: firetrucks and police out front tonite, Im watchin them rip up the road cuz of a leaky gas pipe
H. Stones: Mudhead, you sure know how to have fun
Principalpoop: with listerine and ovaltine for all
AtweenTooFar: Consider yourself lucky, Mud ;
AtweenTooFar: at least they know you farted
Dexter Fong: Mud: Go out there and ask if anybody has a light
wake (the flake): A great time to throw a fire cracker out the window, Mudhead.
AtweenTooFar: May I make a comment??
cease: el left already?
H. Stones: i knew there was a growing gas shortage Mud but i didnt know people were so desperate
Principalpoop: go ahead tween
AtweenTooFar: ALL HAIL THE 50
cease: is this procbergf?
Principalpoop: which 50?
llanddslyde: e is gone without saying goodbye?
cease: which 50?
AtweenTooFar: Lower 58
wake (the flake): hail hail HAIL!
Principalpoop: she had to work
Dexter Fong: llan: E! said a brief goodbye and fled
AtweenTooFar: Not gouda...
llanddslyde: may heaven speed her on her way...and bring her safely back someday...
AtweenTooFar: Not just any cheese
Principalpoop: people to do, things to see
wake (the flake): bye bye ...---------> gotta go
Principalpoop: who wanted the apartment in nyc where she could lay her hat and few friends?
Dexter Fong: Bye bye wAKE
cease: well said, llan
llanddslyde: Nite Wake!
AtweenTooFar: Love your neighbor like your brothel? I don't know... some guy on a mount...
Principalpoop: ciao wake
||||||||| "10:10 PM? I'm late!" exclaims wake (the flake), who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
cease: sleep well wake
cease: anyone see the comedy series on npr on yesterday?
AtweenTooFar: nope
Dexter Fong: I think he's just waking up Cat
cease: rebels show mentioned pryor grew up in a brothel
llanddslyde: I have never seen anything on npr
AtweenTooFar: I'm not sighted on NPR
Dexter Fong: Cat: That is correct, he did
cease: made him the comedian he became
cease: does that mean the fact the fireguys didnt makes them less good?
Dexter Fong: Well, it certainly gave him a lot to think about
AtweenTooFar: Pryor had quite a life
cease: if you catch my meaning, if you get my drift
cease: is he dead?
Dexter Fong: Pryor, yes
cease: i know he had parkinsons for a long time
Principalpoop: there is a house in new orleans
Dexter Fong: He ihad it for the rest of his life
AtweenTooFar: Running down the street with his hair on fire because he was trying to do a 'speedball' apparently gave him a diferent attidude
cease: how old was he?
AtweenTooFar: Don't know
cease: he realy went out of his way to be mainstream, as well as "revoltionary' as did carlin in his way, but oddly never these guys
H. Stones: and now on the line from New Mexico we have a caller named Honey sanchez
Dexter Fong: late 50,s early 60s?
Principalpoop: hola honey
AtweenTooFar: He was touted as the 'next Cosby'
AtweenTooFar: Hey NM
cease: he was really popular in the 70s. i was mostly in japan then and only saw his genious later on dvds
H. Stones: Honey says Hola Lord Poop
cease: honey is here?
cease: hooray
AtweenTooFar: Apparently took a look around him and decided that wasn't what he wanted to do
Principalpoop: hip hip
Merlyn: Hey, I think I finally fixed Nino's map so names don't go off the edge
Dexter Fong: Hooray for honeywood
AtweenTooFar: Hooray Hooray lol
H. Stones: Honeywood but her sister wouldnt
AtweenTooFar: Let's open _all_ Honey's luggage... :-)
H. Stones: trust my luck, i went out with her sister
AtweenTooFar: Only if she's from Liverpool
H. Stones: Tween you look nice in Honeys Twin Set
Mudhead: my typins gettin mushy
cease: you, mud?
Mudhead: I'll see ya all next week
AtweenTooFar: You guyz would like Austin
cease: isnt that redundant?
Principalpoop: wake up momma turn your lamp down low
cease: off you flow
Merlyn: seeya mud
Principalpoop: night mud, be safe
Mudhead: nite all
Dexter Fong: Night Muddie
H. Stones: sweet dreams Mud
||||||||| "10:17 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Mudhead, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the garden.
AtweenTooFar: Muddy on, Muddy river
cease: merl, are the guys sold out for the montery show yet?
Merlyn: I have no idea, cat
llanddslyde: evening Muddy
cease: proc seemed to plug it in the last planet. its odd something that few seats would immediately sell out
AtweenTooFar: /me revs up the jet helicopter
Merlyn: I don't know if they would know, the theatre is owned by Warren Dewey who owned the studio they did their XM radio show from
cease: if they dont tell you, who?
AtweenTooFar: One of the better reasons to live on the Left Coast
Dexter Fong: Only their accountant knows for sure
llanddslyde: I signed up for planet proctor. I think I have the most recent one
H. Stones: have lost the sat link to Honey, will try again shortly
cease: kepe on linking, stones
H. Stones: damn VOIP phone
cease: freedom has its price, stones
H. Stones: VOIP stands for Very Often Interrutped and Pathetic
AtweenTooFar: Darned sattelies lol (c'mon & sit on the spit-nik)
Principalpoop: i thought it was the noise when your pulled out the oops hehe
llanddslyde: georgia satellites?
H. Stones: similar here poop but with an english accent old bean
AtweenTooFar: This is the Navy of America. This is the Navy of Britian. This is you with a bomb...
llanddslyde: bet you haven't heard that name in a while
Principalpoop: a while, like never
cease: did elayne say she was happy with the new administration?>
Dexter Fong: Not to me
AtweenTooFar: Gaza has been turned into a concentraion camp
llanddslyde: so far it is better than I expected
Dexter Fong: But considering the option, she prolly was/is
AtweenTooFar: It's gonna get ugly for Mr. Obama
llanddslyde: obama is going to ban abusive interrogation and close gitmo
Merlyn: Hey cat, if I go through part of the ticket purchase online stuff, the best central seats are 9 rows back, so maybe it's selling well
cease: are you ,dex?
llanddslyde: I did not expect that
cease: from myside of the border, we are very envous
AtweenTooFar: Obama is one pissed off Black man lol
cease: though we still dont pay for far better care than you actulally payt for
Dexter Fong: Cat: How could I not be?
H. Stones: i liked the bit about reducing the power of the lobbyists
cease: good to hear, merl
AtweenTooFar: Reducing??
Dexter Fong: Easier said than done, Stones
H. Stones: yes
H. Stones: yes again
Merlyn: hmm, but if I look to buy 4 or 8 seats, I have closer seats
cease: you vastlyu overstimate you memory of what youre answering that i said, dex
H. Stones: and also repairing the potholes and stopping bridges falling down
Dexter Fong: If you buy 16 seats you're in the show
AtweenTooFar: Reducing like rendering fat from a hog carcas
Merlyn: but still on the aisles
AtweenTooFar: You will not treat the US Government like a 'revolving door'
H. Stones: its time some of those hogs were tied
AtweenTooFar: He's Black, and he's pissed lol
Principalpoop: they will be rolling in the aisles
cease: i don t know this alubm nearly well enough
H. Stones: is rolling allowed, Poop ?
AtweenTooFar: I have high hopes, frankly
Principalpoop: caleefornia, sure
H. Stones: show me, Poop
Principalpoop: you from missouri now stones?
Principalpoop: the show me state hehe
H. Stones: i aint tellin
Dexter Fong: Poop: No, he's just another voyeur
cease: i thought everyone was from misery now
Dexter Fong: OUr misery guest is from Missouri
Principalpoop: across the wide miss our ri
H. Stones: being a stranger, i was looking for Mississippi but fell in the Missouri in the dark
||||||||| Outside, the 10:29 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Bightrethighrehighre coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Principalpoop: ahh big
H. Stones: High Big
Dexter Fong: I assume you mean Daniels? He just revamped his restaurant here in NYC...I'll read the article and get back to you on that
cease: biggy.
Bightrethighrehighre: Wierdly COOOOOOLLL!!
Merlyn: hey big, long time no C
Dexter Fong: Hey, It's Big!
Dexter Fong: And it's been a long time too
cease: alwyas larger than Small
Merlyn: Since Dec 18
Bightrethighrehighre: High Merl, Cease ,DEX , Poop Stones....
H. Stones: but, i wanna know what big is ?
Dexter Fong: It's Smallie Big, the Folk Rapper
Bightrethighrehighre: Tweennnnnn...
AtweenTooFar: Hey AZ
Principalpoop: Who sang that?
Bightrethighrehighre: I'm buzzzzzzedddd@ 30,000 ft , YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!1
H. Stones: wwho sang what Poop
Principalpoop: that would be 3 dog night
H. Stones: was it Foreighner ?
Bightrethighrehighre: Pleeeez root (raw, raw, raw...) for my Arizona CARDINALS....!!!!!!!
AtweenTooFar: From Lake Havisu, it's the Bightrethighrehighre Show!!
Dexter Fong: 2 Foreigners, The Ferengi Bros
cease: are you in phoenix, big?
H. Stones: i thoght they were absorbed into the Borg
AtweenTooFar: /me throws a tube to B so we can float down the Verde
cease: i used to have uncles there
H. Stones: we used to have Uncles here Cease but the police came for them
AtweenTooFar hands B a Lone Star
Dexter Fong: I used to have ants in my pants
cease: i first hieard this on us military radio in japn in 86,. funhny then, fun now
Bightrethighrehighre: Cease: yeah, Tempe...
Principalpoop: harry vishnu harry vishnu hairy karma hairy karma karmen guia karmen guia
llanddslyde: uncles?
cease: someone, my favoutrite aetist
Principalpoop: did you have a p in your pants too fong?
AtweenTooFar: Nothing funny about military ground zero coffee
Merlyn: uncle Ar was always hard to understand
llanddslyde: the english have anties in the panties
cease: the boys on pot? what about the girls?
AtweenTooFar: Lived in Scottsdale for a while B
Dexter Fong: Poop: No, it was only a fava bean with some Chiante
Bightrethighrehighre: Atween, yeah, I tubed the Verde, Salt....
AtweenTooFar: Was visiting Paolo Soleris people
AtweenTooFar: Cosanti, Arcosanti
Principalpoop: solaris, super book, strange movies
H. Stones: (trys to make contact with Honey via smoke signals and an aldiss lamp)
cease: great book
AtweenTooFar: You know Arcosanti, B?
Dexter Fong: Aldiss! Henry Aldiss??
cease: my wife turned me on to it nog ago
Principalpoop: brian aldiss, cool author
Dexter Fong: Hot lamp
cease: not so hot lampoon
Principalpoop: forget about alldis and run away with me
Dexter Fong: Like the shocking kiss at the end of a hot lamp
AtweenTooFar: not so lemmings ;)
Dexter Fong: Jack and John Lemmings
Principalpoop: heat them in the microwave to get more juice out of them
AtweenTooFar: Cosanti is Scottsdale, Arcosanti is near Prescott (where they filmed the movie Billy Jack)
Principalpoop: the original billy jack?
AtweenTooFar: Love Northern AZ
Bightrethighrehighre: Tween: Bob Dylan had a place in paradise valley and used to tubethe verde a lot...
AtweenTooFar: Yep
Principalpoop: cool
AtweenTooFar: Don't doubt it
cease: barefoot in the pits, reminds me of a play i say on broadway on 64
cease: barefood inthe park.
cease: you remember that, dex?
cease: barefoot
Dexter Fong: Yes Cat
Principalpoop: i saw the take off in mad magazine
AtweenTooFar: AZ is misunderestimated, once you get above the steenking desert of Phoenix
Dexter Fong: Barfoot on Broadway
cease: only broadway play i ever say. thats enough
ah,clem: ...
Dexter Fong: ...Clem
cease: saw
AtweenTooFar: Grand Canyon is a place you want to visit once in your life
Bightrethighrehighre: I haven't been to arcosanti yet....I've been to a lot of the ancient ruin's/dwellings around that area as a archeological volunteer for the state of AZ
cease: thius is a wonderful album
AtweenTooFar: Just to look down a mile ;)
cease: hows it goin, big?
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 10:43 PM, dragging Bambi by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
llanddslyde: why not twice?
Dexter Fong: Hey Bambi, jpw's your foot?
Principalpoop: hi bambi
Bambi is kicking and screaming ... let go of my foot!
AtweenTooFar: Hey Deer Person
Dexter Fong: hows
cease: we all hope your absence here is because of your great success somewhere else
Bambi: hello Dear Friends :-)
ah,clem :)
H. Stones: Hi bambi and hello from Honey
cease: hey bambi
llanddslyde: didn't see you come in, big. welcome
Principalpoop: ahhh she is ticklish hehehe
Bambi: or would that be Deer Friends?
Bightrethighrehighre: Tween: yeah AZ is cool once you get away from the concrete and fwy's of the metro stinkin" desert of metro PHX....
llanddslyde: acrosanti sounds like a kind of champagne
AtweenTooFar: You bet B
cease: indeed, llan
Bambi: hello to Honey too Stones :-)
AtweenTooFar: Arcosanti is 'high desert' near Prescott
Principalpoop: i don't know how you came by this record
cease: i listen to randi rhodes on phonix startionk, here all its local ads
||||||||| llanwydd sneaks in around 10:45 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Principalpoop: i am a special person now!
AtweenTooFar: about 1/2 way on 17 between Phoenix and the canyon
Bightrethighrehighre: ...Big Indian burial mound Casino....GIVE IT ALL BACK....!!!!
AtweenTooFar: wb LL
cease: not just now, poop
llanwydd: having a little trouble
ah,clem: been to Prescott, Mi, lol
cease: you were special even before now
Bambi: wow, a llanddslyde and llanwydd .... a puzzle?
H. Stones: sounds like a highly sacred casino , Big
Dexter Fong: An intersection
AtweenTooFar: All I can say is, the landscape will make you humble as a human being
Principalpoop: 2 places cat, the other poop was
cease: i tol d this story before. i went to the grand canyon in 68 with my parents. al the pix thre turned green
cease: very weird
llanwydd: hi bambi. didn't see you
ah,clem: perhaps he is having a mudslide
cease: true, tween
Principalpoop: rain in rhode island llan?
H. Stones: Muds not here Man
llanwydd: must have been copper in the film developer
Bightrethighrehighre: ....got Carlos Santana's autograph at his new retauraunt in Tempe last Sept....I dig it....
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a toasted almond and a mudslide
||||||||| Catherwood brings Bambi a toasted almond and a mudslide.
Principalpoop: wow big wow, oye como va!
cease: im from sask though ohly lived there briefly. it is intimidating landscaape
cease: but very psychedelic
llanwydd: I'm not in RI, princip
Bambi: ahhhhh
llanwydd: nino often seems to think I am though
AtweenTooFar: I hear Santana plays a pretty good guitar
Principalpoop: where is troy?
cease: when i was in university in saskatoon in 71, i went out of my dorm one day to go to campus and there were 5 suns in the sky.
Dexter Fong: Near Carthage
llanwydd: surely you have heard santana, tween
Principalpoop: how is helen?
cease: no durgs were involved, just the refraction of sun iin the sky
Bightrethighrehighre: Carlos is all class....and I play guitar....'nuff said....
Dexter Fong: Helen is down at the shipyard launching ships
Principalpoop: if you say so
AtweenTooFar: You have his album "Supernatural"?
Bambi: no worries llanwydd ... we get to be in Florida according to Nino ... I like it! :-)
cease: santana was one of my faves
AtweenTooFar: Pretty serious
llanwydd: nice time of year for it
cease: you play better than carlos, bgi?id like to hear this
Principalpoop: quite a face that
Bambi: yep it is
Bambi: bubble talking
cease: there forefthers took drugs
Principalpoop: trouble stirring
Bightrethighrehighre: Yeah, moonflower, beyond appearances, it's all good..... W/ Buddy Miles....good stuff....!!!!
cease: you have bubble in va, bambi?
AtweenTooFar: Let's make a rebbbol;uuution!!
Bambi: now chipmunk talk
llanwydd: so, what is on cni at this moment?
Dexter Fong: and Muskrat Love
Principalpoop: which smoked us all like boston shag
Dexter Fong: ETYKIW
Bambi: only when one takes a bath/shower or do dishes, Cat
llanwydd: they're playing muskrat love on cni?!!!!!
Bightrethighrehighre: nurB-B-B-B-B-Gee-B-B-B-B- class rooomB-B-B-B-filmbB-B-B-B-ZZZZZZZ.....
Bambi: EYKIW
Dexter Fong: llan: No, they're doing it
llanwydd: oh, ETYKIW
cease: like many a firesing line, it refers to other esoterica, bam
Bambi: lol Big
cease: all the balls jokes n air america, a bit tiresome
AtweenTooFar takes out his double-barrelled shotgun - wand maskgrat for supper honey?
cease: this balls joke too overworked of late
Principalpoop: yes, it gets a little hairy
Dexter Fong: Cat: How about the Teslicles Deviant Ball?
cease: has anhyone here ever noticed the confluence of firesigns and mothers of invention?
AtweenTooFar: The British Empire - "woke up this morning, one sock to many, eh wot?"
Principalpoop: i had, but did not want to appear pedantic
cease: may have mentined earlier, Just Another Band From La, just played fror a friend who live dd in la, is so very firesonian
Dexter Fong: afkfr
Principalpoop: ok fong,
Principalpoop: get a personal libation
AtweenTooFar: The ambassador from Germany is here to see you, sir
Merlyn: stones, are you there?
Bambi: hb Dex
H. Stones: Yep
ah,clem: from whence I stole the margerine?
Principalpoop: hubba bubba dex bambi?
Merlyn: could you log off for a second, stones? It's for a test
cease: have you been able to reach honey, stones?
Merlyn: by pressing the exit button
Bambi: hb=hurry back :-)
Principalpoop: shove off stones
AtweenTooFar: He says he offers you a growning seed. Yes, yes... put it on the table over there would you...
ah,clem: don't eat the yellow snow
H. Stones: ok
Bambi: how's things on the other side of the pond Stones?
Bambi: and is Honey doing OK?
Principalpoop: tap the exit button stones
Merlyn: ask him when he gets back, Bambi
Principalpoop: throw him out M
Bambi: k
Merlyn: maybe I have to
||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off H. Stones at 10:57 PM
cease: babmi and clem, are you ever going to play the heat stuff i sent you
Merlyn: ok
cease: the proctor and bergrman appearances on the great show heat, 1990
Principalpoop: OMG M, what have you done????
Bambi: I must have missed something ... why is Stones killed off?
ah,clem: have played all that I could, alot of it was too distorted
cease: i'd liek to send you more stuff, but you havent played all i snet you yet
Merlyn: for a test, Bambi, I'm channeling Mengeles
cease: is he stil alive, merl?
Bambi: lol
Principalpoop: i don't see him, you killed him M
Merlyn: I wanted to see Nino's map of the world to see if the labels would move to avoid going off the edge
Principalpoop: it was horrible, right in front of my eyes
Merlyn: and they work
Dexter Fong: He killed M?
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanddslyde - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Merlyn: I DIDN'T DO IT!
Dexter Fong: This hasn't happened to him since he was Peter Lorre
||||||||| H. Stones waltzes in at 11:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
cease: well there's always N
Bambi: jaundice? how ordinary ;-)
llanwydd: fghjkl678vbnm,
Principalpoop: a miracle, he is alive...
ah,clem: wb Mr Stones
Bambi: wb STones
H. Stones: this door knocker is a fake
Merlyn: stones could have danced all night
Dexter Fong: Stones!! THank God you're alive man...It was Merlyn...he tried to kill you
Bambi: err, Stones
H. Stones: they swore it was Faberge
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bambi: wb Dex
Principalpoop: i saw the bullet hit him, it is a miracle
llanwydd: I was surprised how few people showed up tuesday night
Bambi: (he never misses a trick!)
Merlyn: he escaped through the celebrity trap door
Dexter Fong: Bambi: I wasn't gone
Principalpoop: arrest M catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Principalpoop and yells "oh, fuck off Principalpoop!"
H. Stones: it was just a flesh wound, fong
Bambi: tell me it wasn't a head wound?
Bightrethighrehighre: oops....
Merlyn: put the cuffs on me, catherwood, it was a fair cop
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Merlyn
Bambi: whew...glad to hear it
Principalpoop: nothing in there to injure on stones bambi
Dexter Fong: There are no fair cops
H. Stones: How would i know Bambi ?
AtweenTooFar: Catherwood, please give everybody a flesh wound
||||||||| Catherwood hands everybody a flesh wound.
Merlyn: hmm, though he might understand 'put'
Principalpoop: ouch
H. Stones: the flesh wounds are on me
ah,clem: ...
Bambi seems to think you would know if it WASN'T a head wound ;-)
llanwydd: it's a fair cop but society's to blame
Merlyn: anywho, I might be back later, see you for now
Principalpoop: depends on what the meaning of put is
H. Stones: but not if it was, Bambi
AtweenTooFar: THat's (cough) flemmish
Principalpoop: ok, thanks murderer
Bambi: see ya later hopefully Merl
||||||||| Merlyn is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 11:03 PM.
Dexter Fong: Wear your ankly brace;t Merlyn
Dexter Fong: ankly?
AtweenTooFar: Catherwood, please give evryone a (cough) flemish wound
||||||||| Catherwood brings evryone a (cough) flemish wound.
Principalpoop: phlemish
||||||||| 11:04 PM: Bunnyboy jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Bunnyboy: ...but society's to blame.
cease: hey bun
AtweenTooFar: Hey Bun
Principalpoop: hip hop bunny
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, suck the poison from this snakebite on my ass
||||||||| Catherwood snakebites on Dexter Fong's ass.
llanwydd: Hey Bunnyboy!
H. Stones: Hi Bunny
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, you fool, you've killed me
||||||||| Catherwood killeds Dexter Fong.
Principalpoop: did you see the light at the end of the tunnel stones?
AtweenTooFar: LOL Dex
Bunnyboy: A brief "Howdy!"
llanwydd: agreed. we'll be chargin them too
Principalpoop: why howdy
cease: same bun
Bunnyboy: "Dex, you gonna die!"
AtweenTooFar: How do you do?
Dexter Fong arrrggghhhh (Thump-athump crash)
cease: i am so happy for you bun
Principalpoop: to our great chagrin
llanwydd: that backfired, dex
AtweenTooFar: How-de
ah,clem: ah, the golden hind
Bambi: hey Bunny
Bunnyboy hits the rimshot!
H. Stones: Stones gives catherwood a poke
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear H. Stones
||||||||| Catherwood wakes up.
AtweenTooFar: And here's when we've been accepted into the alien community..
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, cop a feel
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Dexter Fong
Principalpoop: but seriously folks, take my wife, please
Bunnyboy: That was a punchline, re: the snakebite.
AtweenTooFar: Catherwood, cop an eel
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to AtweenTooFar and yells "oh, fuck off AtweenTooFar!"
llanwydd: take your wife where?
llanwydd: wb, tween
Bunnyboy: Catherwoood
Principalpoop: the kitchen, she has never been in there
Dexter Fong: To TGIF?
Dexter Fong: Applebees?
Dexter Fong: Outback Steak house?
AtweenTooFar: It's mine!!
Bunnyboy: See? You just misspell the bot's name, and he's helpless!
AtweenTooFar: I try to tell them... it's mine!!
Principalpoop: no it is mine
llanwydd: I've never been to any of those three restaurants, believe it or not
Bunnyboy: Oh, Gatherwood, be a good ape and fetch my slippers.
llanwydd: when I go out to eat I usually want something really cheap or I want curry
Dexter Fong: How about cheap durry
Dexter Fong: curry
ah,clem: catherwood, please give bunny his slippers
||||||||| Catherwood gives bunny his slippers.
AtweenTooFar: Mmmmmm madame currry
llanwydd: yeah, cheap curry is possible at lunch time
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give bunny his bunnyslippers
||||||||| Catherwood brings bunny his bunnyslippers.
Bunnyboy: How 'bout a pinch of cumin? That's cheap!
llanwydd: and you will want to check out any indian restaurant with a sunday buffet
Bunnyboy flips his flops.
Dexter Fong sings "Cumin through the Rye...Cumin through the Scotch
Principalpoop: Catherwood, give Bring his bring
||||||||| Catherwood hands his bring.
AtweenTooFar: Cumin? Ja come to Iceland
llanwydd: cumin throught the rye! LOL
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, I don't like your bring tone
||||||||| Catherwood gets tone.
Dexter Fong: Nice ABS Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Dexter Fong and queries "Did you need me?"
Bambi: interesting
Dexter Fong: Intersting ABS Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dexter Fong and queries "Did you want something?"
AtweenTooFar: LOL Bambi
Principalpoop: catherwood, i don't like your bring stoned
||||||||| Catherwood brings stoned.
Bambi: if there are no eyes ... avoid all contact...
llanwydd: catherwood is being particularly abused tonight
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to llanwydd and asks "Do you have something for me to do?"
llanwydd: it really is getting out of hand
AtweenTooFar: Absolutely
Principalpoop: totally
AtweenTooFar: Two fly saucers have just landed on my plate...
Bunnyboy: Catherwood, get buff.
||||||||| Catherwood gets buff.
ah,clem: ah, the eggs, love this bit, he he
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give everyone a sleeve job
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a sleeve job.
Bunnyboy: Showoff!
cease: catehrwood still has part of the key
AtweenTooFar: The _eggs_, sir?
H. Stones: Stones has one eye on Road Runner Cartoon
AtweenTooFar: They're only the beginning...
Principalpoop: the film is just starting now
llanwydd: I think you've got your phenobarbitol scrambled, general
Principalpoop: too far ahead
||||||||| "11:12 PM? 11:12 PM!!" says Catherwood, "FoolOnHill should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as FoolOnHill enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Bunnyboy: MAAKIES had a predictably earthy strip on "How to Look Good Naked".
Principalpoop: ahh the fool on the hill, i am hallucinating
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Fool
Bambi: hey FOH
llanwydd: Welcome, Fool on Hill!
cease: i havenbt seen a mackines in a lon g time, bun
cease: what is the url?
FoolOnHill appears to make a sound
H. Stones: Honey has to go get some rest but says Bye Bye to everyone till next time
llanwydd: Nite Honey
Dexter Fong: Tell Honey Bye Bye and continue recuperating
Principalpoop: take care and get well honey smooch
Bambi says have a good one Honey
AtweenTooFar: Superbird - http://www.tremek.com/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/420
Bambi: hoping Honey gets better quickly
cease: yes there is nothing more important than honey getting better
llanwydd: tune in to cni and listen with the gang, foolonhill
H. Stones: Honey says thank you all
llanwydd: not that I am but I would if I could
AtweenTooFar: Yeah, heard Honey was in the hospital
Bambi :-)
AtweenTooFar: Anybody has an addy for a card or something?
Dexter Fong: (-:
Bambi: lol Dex
Dexter Fong: Comedy and Tragedy Bambi
Dexter Fong: But which is which
Bightrethighrehighre: I'm.....bbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Bambi: (-::-) <<-- Darth Vader's ship
Dexter Fong: Big?
llanwydd: comedy and tragedy and pastoral/historical/comical
Principalpoop: you think you can tell, heaven from hell?
FoolOnHill: or a rather deformed backside ;)
Dexter Fong: Poop: Can I call a friend?
Principalpoop: no more lifelines
Bightrethighrehighre: oops....too much multi media tasking....
llanwydd: use your mobile shout-out
Bunnyboy: Oh, gawd. THE DRINKY CROW SHOW has streaming video, at Adult Swim.
AtweenTooFar: Apparently we cannot tell the difference, P
Principalpoop: what is the next line? blue skys from something
AtweenTooFar offers P a cigar
Bunnyboy: Fun, but nothing beats the original drawings.
cease: bun, did you see thatr pbs thing on amercincan comedy,
cease: why no firesing/
cease: are we too obscure?
Bunnyboy: And...I've put off dinner, long enough. Good hunting!
Bambi: maybe should offer an E-Cig ;-)
Bambi: they are for sale on eBay
Principalpoop: bon ap hip hop bunnyboy
llanwydd: firesign is too artistic for the dumbed down masses, cat
cease: i used to smoke, but that was a long time aog
Dexter Fong: Cat: As in almost all such overviews, the people picking the material don't have the familiarity with it that we have.had
llanwydd: quick jokes is what flies
cease: yes llan. it was thtne too
Bambi: be careful out there Bunny ... watch out for Elmers
cease: but they began to educate us
AtweenTooFar: E-Cig?
Bunnyboy: *Yah!*
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:20 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bunnyboy by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny, followed by some light in the east
AtweenTooFar: Mais non, madame
cease: i was a teacher for many years.them, more than me
FoolOnHill: exists in more dimentions that most people can get their heads around
FoolOnHill: than
Principalpoop: teaching the basics of dissent, i think not for PBS
cease: hi fool
llanwydd: well said, FOH
FoolOnHill: hi
cease: thier idea is to expand our brains
AtweenTooFar me thinks FOH is "Front Of House" mixing
Dexter Fong: Poop: They did spend some time on Lenny Bruce, the Smother's Bros problems with CBS, and George Carlin
FoolOnHill: By any stretch of the imagination, bigger ideas may fit.
llanwydd: Fried Otter Hearts
Bightrethighrehighre: Bunny: good to get back with you....last I checked, Ralph spoilsport lic plate frames were discontinued....
AtweenTooFar: expand?
AtweenTooFar: Take off a helmet in outer space
Principalpoop: ahh ok, firesign should have gotten themselves arrested
Bightrethighrehighre: ...on lodestone....
Dexter Fong: I think a basic problem with that Comedy overview is they aren't too into sketch comedy, improv etc.
cease: you thingk, dex?
llanwydd: it doesn't take brains to see things clearly
cease: i think it;s more a comercali tihng
AtweenTooFar: I make a point of the movie "Idiocracy" on my web site, cease
llanwydd: only you can open your mind, is what I mean
Dexter Fong: Cat: I do, and I also think that sketch, improv are generally a nitche market
cease: i saw the flick, tween. i was not that impresssed
cease: it is such rich territory but not successfully plwed, in mh opinoin
llanwydd: a nietzche market?
llanwydd: sic, I'm sure
Dexter Fong: llan: Jah, eine Ubermarket
AtweenTooFar: Can't say that I can tell other people they're making a mistake, but what passes for black belt these days is little better than WWF
cease: as fiesiing fans, we so covet new intelligent comedy
llanwydd: lol
Dexter Fong: Sigfried Vallmart
cease: they wre not unizue
cease: they wre not uniuque
AtweenTooFar joins the covet
Bambi: hi Clem :-)
Dexter Fong: Try again Cat
cease: it was part of a movement
cease: the diggers, the mothers
Principalpoop: the movement lives
cease: there was a lot of fun happening then
AtweenTooFar: depends, P
Dexter Fong: If you don't have a movement, you'll die
Principalpoop: new forms, new shapes, new avenues
Principalpoop: caw caw caw
cease: yes thats what i learned from peter coyotes's talk, poop
Principalpoop: the voice of ahh, clem
Dexter Fong: Is this the end, my friend?
cease: didi i post the url for that, on air america
cease: that is where firesign came form and we all benefit from that
Dexter Fong: Hello to you too Clem
AtweenTooFar: Anyone here think that we're just going to pick up the pieces and keep buying stuff on Chinese credit?
Bambi: Thanks Clem! So glad I made it in time to hear a good portion of it and to share some fun with you all!
FoolOnHill: Toadie Way
llanwydd: well, I'm taking off. see you in 160 hours
AtweenTooFar: ah, clem
Principalpoop: he said my name, he said my name,wheeeee
Bambi: have a great night and a great week everyone!
Principalpoop: good luck llan
H. Stones: thanks for your work once again Clem
Dexter Fong: Cleared for take off, Colonel LLanwydd
AtweenTooFar: Best to the Mid-Atlantic
Principalpoop: ahh thanks so much, best of luck, keepers of the root
Principalpoop: toad away
ah,clem: good night everyone! (don't get toad away)
Bambi: and to the Yellow Rose of Texas too Tween
AtweenTooFar: It always ends too soon...
Dexter Fong: Already parked and locked Clem
H. Stones: dmn, i forgot to clean my sanitary pedestal
||||||||| At 11:29 PM, ah,clem hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Principalpoop: that did go fast, wow
||||||||| "Hey Bambi!" ... Bambi turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:30 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Dexter Fong: Here Stones, try one of my Holy Wipes
H. Stones: good night Bambi
H. Stones: thanks for that Fong
Principalpoop: Holy Wipes? Gosh, what is that?
AtweenTooFar: If you can afford it, buy 1 item a month from Firesign. If you have all the CDs, then buy a hat or a T-shirt or something until you have everything they sell.
Dexter Fong: There's more my friend, Try this electric squeegie
AtweenTooFar: And don;t forget to donate to CNI Radio, without which all of this would not have been necessary.....
||||||||| 11:31 PM -- AtweenTooFar left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dexter Fong: My son just gave me a large 36x60? poster for J-men Forever
Principalpoop: oops night tween
Principalpoop: J-Men?
H. Stones: well its a long day for me tomorrow so i must away
Dexter Fong: Night Tween
cease: good for you, dex
Principalpoop: good evening your highness
Principalpoop bows and scrapes
H. Stones: have a good week and stay safe folks, maybe catch you on Skype or Messenger
Dexter Fong: Jmen..Proctor and Bergman cut up and revoiced republic serials
cease: you too, stones
Principalpoop: wow cool wow
Dexter Fong: Night Stones, keep that wound dry
H. Stones: dont worry, i will keep it flesh
Dexter Fong: Poop: It's a video
Principalpoop: i need to get out more
||||||||| H. Stones departs at 11:34 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Principalpoop: if they would let me
cease: are you imprisoned?
Dexter Fong: Are you impassioned?
Principalpoop: nah nah, just lazy
Dexter Fong: Do you need a pen pal?
cease: tis a kind of imprisonedment
Principalpoop: lack of momentum, inertia
cease: an object at rest tends to stay there
Principalpoop: precisely, where is my fudd?
Dexter Fong: Poop: If you has to askm you'll never know
cease: whree is fool?
Principalpoop: yah yah yah
Dexter Fong: Three?
Dexter Fong: Nino says Fool is in Atlanta GA
FoolOnHill is holding it over here
cease: i need to find edible noodles upstairs
Principalpoop: i wondered who was holding
Dexter Fong: I wondered who was over there?
Dexter Fong: You leaving Cat?
Principalpoop: and he won't be back until it is over over there
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
FoolOnHill: Nino is about 80 miles off the mark
Dexter Fong: Fool, that's pretty good for Nino
Dexter Fong: His standard deviation is about 650 miles
Principalpoop: catherwood is big deviant
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Principalpoop
Dexter Fong: Standard fair for Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter Fong and asks "Do you have something for me to do?"
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, find your ass with both hands
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Did you want me?"
Dexter Fong: Captains, we're losing energy
Principalpoop: i saw that
Dexter Fong: I must go find some Dilithium crystals
Principalpoop: cat eating, the bus left
Dexter Fong: or some speed
cease: i was upstairs
Dexter Fong: I'm leavin'
Principalpoop: found some noodles?
Dexter Fong: See you all next week
cease: very good
Principalpoop: oops ok, hold that bus, i will jump ship too, have a super week
cease: you too dex
||||||||| Around 11:44 PM, Dexter Fong walks off into the sunset...
cease: we all flee
||||||||| Principalpoop leaves at 11:44 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
cease: much bettte than having fleas
||||||||| 11:44 PM -- cease left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| FoolOnHill departs at 11:56 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
H. Stones
wake (the flake)
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Rogue's Gallery:

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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"