A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 26, 2009 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| 6:57 AM: Firebroiled jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Firebroiled: Out of the fog . . .
into the smog . .
.relentlessly . . .
ruthlessly . . . . . .
doggadly . . .
toward his weekly meeting with The Unknown.

At 4th and Drucker he turns left.
At Drucker and 4th he turns right.

He crosses MacArthur Park
and walks into a great sandstone building.

Groping for the door,
he steps inside,
climbs the thirteen steps to his office . . .

He walks in!
He’s ready for mystery . . .
he’s ready for excitment . . .
he’s ready for anything . .
.he’s . . .

Dexter Fong, No Eyes!

||||||||| 6:57 AM -- Firebroiled left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Outside, the 8:54 PM bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving MutantTween coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
MutantTween: Oh look, that one's trying to get away!
MutantTween: ah, clem is feeling poorly this evening
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 26, 2009 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| "9:09 PM? 9:09 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits in the comfy chair.
llanwydd: good evening
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Mudhead close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:10 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary.
llanwydd: I vaguely remember this happening last week
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'cease', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:11 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
llanwydd: howdy, C
cease: sorry to hear about ah clem
llanwydd: what about clem?
MutantTween: Not sure yet, LL. He hasn't said
cease: tween has an announcemnet earlier
||||||||| Around 9:12 PM, Mudhead walks off into the sunset...
MutantTween: Just said he was feeling bad
||||||||| Outside, the 9:13 PM crosstown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Mudhead coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
MutantTween: bbiab
llanwydd: I didn't see tween's announcement
llanwydd: I hope it's nothing very serious
Mudhead: this browsers actin up
Mudhead: i bbiab
cease: i gather we wont be hearing from him or bambi
||||||||| 9:14 PM -- Mudhead left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Principalpoop steals in around 9:14 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
cease: they come, they go
llanwydd: hi princ
||||||||| "9:15 PM? 9:15 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mudhead should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mudhead enters and sits in the comfy chair.
||||||||| John Rice waltzes in at 9:16 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Principalpoop: huh?
llanwydd: Hi John
John Rice: Hi
cease: john rice. how nice
Principalpoop: cni is playing firesign, unless i am hallucinibating
John Rice: at any price
cease: now we can make sushi
Mudhead: thats better
Mudhead: all
cease: is cni on now?
llanwydd: john rice, meet dave pryce
Principalpoop: on winamp
||||||||| 9:17 PM: H. Stones jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
John Rice: my pleasure
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Dexter Fong', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:17 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
llanwydd: Howdy Stones
Principalpoop: good evening your highness
Principalpoop: hi nancy
H. Stones: Greetings
cease: you're the lpant behind weirdly cool, ar eyou not?
Dexter Fong: aIIIIIII! nO cni
cease: hi stones
cease: fong
Principalpoop: yes in winamp fong
cease: ah clem is feeling poorly
John Rice: I think I understand you, cease. The answer is yes.
cease: still tastes good though
llanwydd: didn't see you come in, dex. welcome
Dexter Fong: pOOP: The notice at the top of the page is missing
cease: i'm slightly healthier
Dexter Fong: Should I seek elsewhere?
Principalpoop: i think i understand you fong, the answer is yes.
cease: any chance of a weirdly cool part two?
Dexter Fong: Poop: You think I could get it through Real Player
llanwydd: I haven't seen part 1 yet
John Rice: always. if someone wants to pony up the $. (Everyone check your pockets!)
Principalpoop: utterly out of human control
Dexter Fong: Poop: Huh?
Principalpoop: if you have a URL fong
cease: that was frequently the recent for absence of firesign product, john
Dexter Fong: lemme go see
cease: reason, not recent
John Rice: I know. And reason for my absence from these efforts of late. God knows I tried!
Principalpoop: nobody knows the trouble aaaavvvvv seen
cease: oh wow its is cni
Dexter Fong: Poopet al: I done got it...I done got it....CNI libs!!!
Principalpoop: yassir massar fong sar
Dexter Fong: Scottish eh?
cease: this sounds like dear friends
Principalpoop: skitish
Dexter Fong: Kiltish
llanwydd: choose the nearest exit to your seat
Dexter Fong: I'm on the toilet...it's right below
Principalpoop: speaking of a throne, stones is quiet
cease: i hope you have been well in your busyness, mr. rice
cease: the scones of stones roll mainly on the roans
H. Stones: i rule with a gentle hand, Poop
John Rice: I wish I could report great success...but there seems to be some problem with our economy. (or so I'm told).
Principalpoop: how is your brother Jerry and uncle ben?
MutantTween hands Stones his crown and scepter
Dexter Fong: don't forget his sister. Mandy Davies
Principalpoop: give my glove back stones, on second thought, keep it
cease: oh yes, we've noticed it here too. van no longer so confident about paying for this olympic thing which is coming up soon
Principalpoop: special agent austin
Dexter Fong: Cat: I under stand they're scaling back the whole thing....50 meter dash instead of 100 meters....high jump will now be only 4 feet
H. Stones: Movie remakes will be cheapo versions too
Dexter Fong: They'll be setting new records for under achievement
cease: like the firesign olympics show
cease: that was from the lets eat series, as i recall.
John Rice: anyone going to the FST LA show in April?
Principalpoop: a skinny guy playing curly in the new 3 stooges movie
H. Stones: Snow White and the 3 Dwarfs
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yes =)) I just flashed on that =))
llanwydd: what day in April is it?
H. Stones: You mean 2 Stooges dont you Poop ?
MutantTween: Wish I could, John
Dexter Fong: A sunny day
cease: la? i knew la had grown since i lived there but has it taken over monetery as well?
cease: i think someone here said they were going. that new guy phil said he;s going, the cartoonist
Dexter Fong: Cat: This is Dear Friends, the episode entitled, "I could always shoot him with a camera"
cease: i remember it, dex
MutantTween: That's a great line
||||||||| Mudhead leaves to catch the 9:32 PM train to Funfun Town.
Dexter Fong: Let's sniff it
Principalpoop: afk
cease: i remember arguments about this very book
Dexter Fong: Adieux Muddy
cease: the gtreening of amerika
Dexter Fong: The groking of amazonia
cease: there wasa lot of that kind of thinknig going on in those days
MutantTween Groks the situation perfectly
llanwydd: grok?
Dexter Fong: Mr. Tween: Some say you have perfected Groking
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:34 PM and Bunnyboy bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
cease: from Stranger in a Strange Land, heinlein novel of the era
Dexter Fong: lo dere
MutantTween: Evenin' Bun
Bunnyboy: (sings) The flowers that bloom in the spring, tra-la!
cease: and speaking of strange brotheres...
Dexter Fong: yes?
Bunnyboy: I grok dat.
Dexter Fong: Dat bery grokable
llanwydd: got mail. brb
Dexter Fong: I don't use email anymore, I use grokster
cease: Grow King Coal was a merry old soul
John Rice: Folks, gotta roll. (Villanova/Duke is about to tip off).
Dexter Fong: It's a little like having mars worms in your head
Dexter Fong: Take the over, JR
cease: nice to see you again, john. keep on ricing
Bunnyboy: Night, Mr. Rice.
John Rice: Rice on!
Bunnyboy: Dex: But, there they are!
H. Stones: The Rice is Right
cease: the san francisco treat?
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Can sumption be done about it?
John Rice: If anyone runs into Westley, tell him to find me. And, I'm on Facebook. Find me, if you want.
cease: ok john
H. Stones: On Facebook, the CIA can always find you
Dexter Fong: I prefer assbook
John Rice: And we can find you as well. :)
llanwydd: I'm trying to get dsl but verizon doesn't offer it in my immediate area
Dexter Fong: Hubba Hubba
llanwydd: I just got a message saying if I get wifi I won't need dsl and it's cheaper
Bunnyboy: Which Rice are ya. What city?
MutantTween: What a piece of asphalt!
John Rice: Newtown PA. The good looking one.
Dexter Fong: Course it looks good, its a new town
cease: dex the name of that museum i was tlaking to you about was The New Museum
cease: its on bowery
MutantTween: Newtown? Really? I went to HS there at The George School
Dexter Fong: Looks good Cat
llanwydd: anybody else have rain right now or just me?
Dexter Fong: It's a new museum
llanwydd: listening to raindrops on the roof. it's nice
MutantTween: We had a little, earlier
Dexter Fong: Raining here llan
Dexter Fong: off and on
cease: will chewck it out when i get there
llanwydd: I thought you might be getting it dex
John Rice: Really?
MutantTween: Yeah - Quaker boarding school 70-72
John Rice: Know it well. But they never let me in.
Dexter Fong: Quaker boarding = pacifist pirates
MutantTween: Arrrr
cease: they shun you off the plank?
MutantTween: lol
Dexter Fong: Cat; lol
llanwydd: so, tween, what's up with clem. I heard you knew what was going on with him
llanwydd: or I read
MutantTween: He didn't say why he was feeling poorly
Dexter Fong: Yeah Tween: What's the birds eye low-down
llanwydd: I see
MutantTween: They're not in chat because they want to preserve bandwidth for the audio feed
Dexter Fong: But he's still broadcasting (narrow casting?)
John Rice: Good to see all. S'long.
Dexter Fong: Night JR
llanwydd: Nite John
||||||||| John Rice says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, John Rice exits at 9:46 PM.
MutantTween: Yep
Bunnyboy: JR: Ah, your in the Philadelphia PA network.
MutantTween: See ya JR
cease: bye john
Bunnyboy: you're, that is. Moot point, he's gone.
Dexter Fong: or goon
MutantTween: Got ti warch out for those moots ;)
MutantTween: to
llanwydd: nothins gonna bring him back
Principalpoop: i am back
cease: interesting comment he made, that money could bring about another firesign tv effort
Principalpoop: money talks
llanwydd: pony up the $
MutantTween: Would be great, cease
cease: bunny, you;ve seen Paprika?
llanwydd: didn't say how much
Dexter Fong: A pony's not gonna do it, Pilgrim
llanwydd: lol
Principalpoop: i had paprika in the 5th, didn't finish
cease: i saw it in theatre when it came out, which is best
Principalpoop: emmanuel
cease: just rented the dvd. it is what firesign should strive for if they're gonna do anything else visually
Dexter Fong: llan: Serious money...quaranteed 100k apiece, is my estimate
llanwydd: paprika has to be the mildest spice in the world
Bunnyboy: poop: Well, you know why? Hungarians Golasht.
llanwydd: next to saffron
Principalpoop: parsley
Bunnyboy: Ooh!
Dexter Fong: llan: Paprika comes in many forms from sweet to very hot
cease: the one i'm talking about is a flick
llanwydd: well, I always have to use a lot just to taste it
Dexter Fong: and a sweet flick it is, with some very hot parts
cease: best flick i've ever seen. best use of visual material, music and story
Principalpoop: chew a clove first, that will make paprika taste stronger
Dexter Fong: I liked Citezen Sugar Cane
Principalpoop: Bullitt
llanwydd: I'll try that, princ
cease: it reminded me of that, dex. in the cluttering of the midground with fascinating informaiton
Dexter Fong: and a half teaspoon of silver bullit
llanwydd: I'm not sure what is the best film I've ever seen
Principalpoop: any movie with richard benjamin
Dexter Fong: me neither too many good ones
H. Stones: maybe you have not yet seen it llan
cease: i was thinking that those 3 flicks by satoshi kon, paprika, tokyo godfathers and millenium actress are only really comparable to the first 4 firesign albums
Bunnyboy: cease: Rent? I would have thought PAPRIKA would be on heavy rotation, in yer house.
llanwydd: I liked the merchant/ivory films but most of them were all stunning visuals without much story
cease: no i have the flicks ordered, bun
llanwydd: well, I guess I'm going to have to see paprika
cease: but i justr saw paranoia agent for first time and wanted to see paprika right after it so i rented
Bunnyboy: One of my favorite films was directed by Richard Benjamin. MY FAVORITE YEAR.
Principalpoop: him or jeff goldbloom
cease: i remember enjoying that, bun
Bunnyboy: Richard Benjamin is great in CATCH-22.
llanwydd: I mostly like old films made before 1950
Dexter Fong: in Icelandic
MutantTween: Yeah, he was Bun - all of them were
Dexter Fong: Did you know they have 238 words for "cold"
cease: bun, Fumiyo not a fan of the flicks i watch but when she discoverred paprika was from a novel by her favourite author, she watched it
llanwydd: actually I think my favorite film is Napoleon (1927)
Principalpoop: what is the phone doing tonight? afk again
llanwydd: I got to see that on all 3 screens
cease: i hope the novel is eventulaly translated into english
Bunnyboy: cease: Apparently, there are a whole buncha Guy Maddin films on video, these days.
cease: that would be quite an experience, llan
cease: they're occasionally on tv here
Dexter Fong: Guy Maddin, Mr. Monday night football?
cease: winnipeg auteur
Dexter Fong: calgary stampede
Bunnyboy: llan: I wish they'd come out with a good DVD release of NAPOLEON. I have LA ROUE and J'ACCUSE by the same director, Abel Gance. Have to watch those, too.
llanwydd: Napoleon is the only Gance film I have seen
Dexter Fong: I had a glance at a Gance film once,,,didn't see much
Dexter Fong: It was flickering like a crazy monkey
Bunnyboy: llan: I haven't seen any of them, in their entirety. And I have a dub of NAPOLEON from an A & E broadcast, years ago.
cease: lol dex
Bunnyboy: Like "Breakfast with the Arts".
Dexter Fong: or "Picnic with the Ants"
cease: buchwald and carney?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bunnyboy: Did everybody hear about Warner's latest video news?
llanwydd: what's a picnic without arts?
Dexter Fong: No...?
cease: pop warner? what a weasel
llanwydd: warner's is still around?
Dexter Fong: The Icelanders have 2 words for warmer
llanwydd: I mean warners
Bunnyboy: They're starting a Warner Archives service. More obscure and hard-to-find Warner titles...manufactured on demand!
Dexter Fong: afkfr
Bunnyboy: Details here:
llanwydd: catherwood would you fix me a sandwich?
||||||||| Catherwood gets llanwydd a sandwich.
llanwydd: thank you
cease: you think they'll make any money with it, bun?
Bunnyboy: www.warnerarchive.com
llanwydd: asdfghjkl;
Bunnyboy: cat: It's possible...especially when they start releasing old TV shows, shorts and cartoons.
cease: as long as it isnt elsewhere for free
Bunnyboy: Anyone see Ian McKellan as King Lear on Wednesday, on PBS?
cease: no, any good?
H. Stones: Sorry friends but i have an early start tomorrow so i better get some shut eye
Dexter Fong: I saw some of him er of it
Bunnyboy: I only caugh a few minutes, towards the end. Looked fine enough.
H. Stones: and i forgot to pass on greetings from Honey too
Dexter Fong: Stones: Start early if you're gonna stick it out
Bunnyboy: "Eeeeeeeeeeeedmooooooooond!"
cease: ok stones. all the best to honey as well
Principalpoop: night stones, love to honey, bows
Dexter Fong: Mahalo, Honey
Bunnyboy: nite Hemmie and Honey!
H. Stones: and dont forget, the Pentagon is a place surrounded by reality
Dexter Fong: depends on what you mean by pentagon
cease: too bad it wasnt levitated by that ceremony
cease: mailer's armies of the night
llanwydd: I was in a stage production of lear
cease: krassner also talks about it in his autobi
llanwydd: I played the Duke of Cornwall
cease: duke duke duke duke of corn corn wall
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:10 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs H. Stones by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Principalpoop: quite
Dexter Fong: Rahther
llanwydd: I gouged out the earl of gloucester's eyes
llanwydd: I did it with fake stage blood
Dexter Fong: Blighter had it coming, I'd say
Bunnyboy: "Out, vile jelly!"
Dexter Fong: Not quite ehh , not our sort, you know
Principalpoop: and cornelia? what did you do with her? hehe
Dexter Fong: I pimped that bitch out
Dexter Fong: Appearing at a Motel Hotsheet near you
Principalpoop: Bad show fong
llanwydd: one night some one added water to the red greasepaint I was using and gloucester ended up with a big glob on his cheek that looked like part of an eyeball hanging down
Dexter Fong: It's gotta be bad to be good
llanwydd: very realistic but quite accidental
Principalpoop: ewwww
Dexter Fong: Occidental reality, Yes or NO! tonights topic
cease: is this firesign?
cease: very difrerent voices
Principalpoop: i was thinking the same thing
cease: sounds gross, llan. the audience must have loved it
llanwydd: talk about grand guignol
Dexter Fong: Shakespeare - The originator of Slasher Theatre
cease: is this the goons?
Dexter Fong: No
Dexter Fong: Absolutely not
Principalpoop: uh ahh ummm
cease: no one knows what this is?
Dexter Fong: It's a very interesting sketch though
Bunnyboy: I once saw a student theatre project production of THE ZOO STORY, where the director was (*ahem*) STUPID enough to rig the guy playing Jerry with sandwich bags filled with Karo-syrup stage blood, with a bit of aluminum sheeting between the actor, the bags, and his shirt.
MutantTween: Not moi
cease: bergman once said the begining of every radio programme is a mystery
Principalpoop: dry and drole
Bunnyboy: Then he gave the other actor A REAL KNIFE...
Principalpoop: it was firesign
Dexter Fong: Musta been FST
Bunnyboy: No catastrophe, but JaEEZus...!
Dexter Fong: Bunny: There could have been a MURDER!!
Principalpoop: the old vic murrow story
cease: wow that sure didnt sound like their voices, at least some of it
Dexter Fong: Poop: Is that the one with the chopper on stage...?
Principalpoop: i did not recognize any of them
Dexter Fong: Like in Mizzus saigan?
Principalpoop: oops, i was thinking of a perry mason episode
||||||||| Merlyn steals in around 10:18 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Principalpoop: HI M
cease: hey merl
Dexter Fong: and I was thinking of a Murder she wrote parody by Craig Ferguson
Merlyn: hey
cease: yo missed john rice
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
cease: he put up with us, but was looking for you
Dexter Fong: John Rice stopped by and said yah should look him up
MutantTween: clem sez this is - dear friends complete, lp 3 and 4
Merlyn: oh ok
llanwydd: Hi Merl
MutantTween: Hey Merl
Merlyn: he's on my friends list in facebook now I think
Principalpoop: hey M, John Rice was here asking for you
cease: thanks for the info, tween
Dexter Fong: Thank you Tween =0
Merlyn: I'll send him a message or a massage
cease: yes me menitoned his facebookery
Principalpoop: thank him and best to the keepers of the root please tween
Dexter Fong: Keep your facebook close and your assbook closer still
cease: a mossage would be rather destructive
Principalpoop: anything good to treat mussage?
Merlyn: musscatel?
Dexter Fong: Moosage? the Israeli secret army guys?
Principalpoop: lol
Principalpoop: what flavor musscatel?
cease: i heard my name
cease: unfortunately used along with agnew
Merlyn: moose
MutantTween: The dread Moosage
Principalpoop: sitting like the dog next to the record player cat?
llanwydd: salmon mousse?
MutantTween: with a cat on the turntable?
Dexter Fong: +That's my dog Tige, he sitting there too
Dexter Fong: and your mouse in your hand
MutantTween complains that ehe didn't have the Salmon Moose
llanwydd: lol
cease: this as i am, a turntable would not survive my sitting on it
Dexter Fong: You didn't have a reservation
Principalpoop: noo, get the moose mouuse
cease: bun i saw the southpark episode you raved about, the mouse one
Principalpoop: mickey was scary in that one, so close to real life
cease: oddly on tv right after, a brit comic who made the same point about jonas brothers, whom i was otherwise unaware of
Bunnyboy: (sings) BAY-Bayeeee!
cease: russeel something, not so funny
cease: brand?
Principalpoop: craig beeterman is scottish
llanwydd: I'm snottish
Dexter Fong: craig's a beeterman than I. Gahnja Din
cease: didnt find last week's funny at all, hopefully the new one will be funnier tomorrow
Principalpoop: Bay- Baybeeee take out your teeth, i was to suck on your gums
Principalpoop: want dammit
llanwydd: how badly do you want dammit and where can you get it?
Bunnyboy: cat: I saw part of the new one. I laughed out loud. Of course, it was about the US economy...and how bailouts happen.
Principalpoop: i did not know you were part boogervillish llan
llanwydd: lol
cease: yes it was posted on huffpo.
cease: would rather see whole thing at once
Principalpoop: hehe cat hehe
Principalpoop: ahh the obama government is keeping a muslim scholar out of the US, that terrorist supporting organization, U of Notre Dame want him to be a professor...
Principalpoop: Obama is an ass like the rest of them, fuck hjm
Principalpoop: sorry about that
Dexter Fong: and we'll be right back with more clear and balanced commentary from Princeipalpoop
Merlyn: politician bashing is always in season, it's like Elmer season
llanwydd: look at it this way, McCain could only have been worse
Principalpoop: the auto workers can be forced to re-negotiate away their pay and bonuses, but not rich workers....
Dexter Fong: ....and we're back...Principalpoop, what's you're take on the Bill O'reilley story
Principalpoop: a contract is sacred, don't you know...
Dexter Fong: Poop: Only if you're Jewish
Dexter Fong: I signed a 'no dis-closure: agreement with God
MutantTween: lol Fong
llanwydd: only if you're gee whiz?
Dexter Fong: I won't rat him out if he doesn't rat me out
llanwydd: I read that wrong
Dexter Fong: And I get to keep my bonus
cease: mickey mouse was originally a rat, as i recall
Dexter Fong: Who wasn't Cat
Principalpoop: he is still a rat
llanwydd: Victor Vermin
Dexter Fong: Victor Vermin...I love operettas
cease: walt didnt think he was cute enough an animal
llanwydd: LOL
Dexter Fong: Walt would know
Principalpoop: Vector Victor?
Dexter Fong: Roger 12 Z Charlie
cease: the very model of a moden major animal
Dexter Fong: The elephants are coming
Principalpoop: don't worry, they're already here
Merlyn: sounds messy
Dexter Fong: Oh yeah,,,I forgot
Dexter Fong: uhhmmm what we we talking about?
Bunnyboy: Actually, Mickey's predecessor was a rabbit named Oswald.
Principalpoop: a new past tense?
Principalpoop: he was tall too
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Wasn't Oswald in the Fawcette Funnies conglomerate
Principalpoop: looked more like top cat
cease: i may well have remembered another reality, bun
Bunnyboy: Dex: You mean Captain Billy?
Principalpoop: no, that was a goat
Dexter Fong: I'm sorry Cat: you have misremembered reality, please return to the Pentagon
llanwydd: Larry Lepus
Principalpoop: ahh alternative pasts are the new past tenses
Dexter Fong: Bunny: I think it was Oswald Rabbit, and there was like a pidgeon and Carrie Cardinal? and that's all that I remember
Bunnyboy: Oswald the Magic Rabbit was Disney's first cartoonie star...but he lost the rights. Ironic, right?
Principalpoop: like when nixon won the election in 1960, and we became friends with china sooner
cease: very ferous, bun
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Those characters were in a monthly comic under the banner of Fawcette Funnies
Principalpoop: he learned his lesson, disney handles rights with an iron fist now
llanwydd: and oswald the magic rabbit shot kennedy and the cia was involved. I know the whole story
Bunnyboy: Well, Walter Lantz took the character to Universal. And Fawcett might have popped out some comix, to go along with the film product.
Bunnyboy: Lemme see...
Dexter Fong: Very Inventive, llan =))
Principalpoop: no, john kennedy was in the senate for years, him and his brother teddy, robert became the new mike douglas and ended up hosting the tonight show
Dexter Fong: I always liked his jacket linings
Bunnyboy: Perhaps that was Fawcett's Funny Animals.
llanwydd: and jack benny killed oswald and oswald killed harriet. I know the whole story
Dexter Fong: Could well be...this is from a long time ago, and not very memorable reading material
Bunnyboy: And there was Hoppy the Marvel Bunny, one of the Marvel Family. That was a Fawcett-published franchise.
Dexter Fong: You have my attention, llan =))
llanwydd: and walter lantz married farrah fawcett and they had cartoon characters...
llanwydd: I know the whole story
Principalpoop: VP henry cabot lodge won after nixon was impeached, and won the war in vietnam which became our 51st state
cease: did anyone see the kelsey grammar bio of benny?
cease: unfortunately i dont have it on tape
Dexter Fong: llan: And they had a kid named Roger Rabbit and he was MURDERED! I know the whole story
llanwydd: lol
cease: i loved it when vietnamese rolls replaced macdonalds as america's favourite food
Bunnyboy: cat: I saw part of it, when it originally aired, several years ago.
cease: back in the 90s eh?
cease: thre is a story grammer tells about benny having a sandwich at the commissary, did you see that?
Bunnyboy: Yeah, something like that.
Principalpoop: except for the outbreak of mad fish disease
Dexter Fong: afkfarf
cease: everyday he'd have a sandwich and pronounce it the best sandwich he'd ever eaten
MutantTween: ...
Principalpoop: hail rita
Bunnyboy: Isn't kinda scary that we'll soon be slipping into...the "teens"?
cease: i need the actual quote for a project i'm working on now. you think the thing is available somewhere?
Merlyn: centuries are hard to control when they hit the teens
Principalpoop: they are not years anymore, this is all fantasy
cease: at least we are not teenagers anymore
llanwydd: what's so scary unless you believe nostradamus?
Bunnyboy: Speak for yourself!
cease: in 1814 we took a litle trip
Principalpoop: then how do you explain my acne acting up again cat?
llanwydd: at least we'll be in our teens again
Bunnyboy: Along with Colonel Jackson down the Might Mississip.
Principalpoop: down the mississip
cease: some parts of our bodies didnt get the message, poop
Bunnyboy: Mighty! Damn!
Principalpoop: i should not try to compete with the likes of you...
Principalpoop: so this is the golden age?
Bunnyboy: One of my junior high teachers had a 45 rpm player, and he played that disc ad nauseaum.
Dexter Fong: Yep...and it's gone now
Principalpoop: where are the flappers?
Dexter Fong: Icelanders had one word for the term "Golden Age"
Bunnyboy: He also did the Patton/Niedermeyer persona. Mostly show.
llanwydd: flapping
Merlyn: flapping your gums?
llanwydd: I knew an old icelandic woman.
Dexter Fong: Flappping like a mad fish out of water
llanwydd: she had the personality of a rotweiller
Dexter Fong: and the skin of a red herring
Principalpoop: ed sullivan would have a veal cutlet after the show at his hotel and read newspapers until the sun came up everyday
Dexter Fong: she was working for scale
cease: gotta scare the ice away, llan
Principalpoop: how did you learn how to spell that llan?
Dexter Fong: that easy
Principalpoop: wotwiler
MutantTween: wherewolf?
Dexter Fong: Gene wilder?
Dexter Fong: Clones gone amuk
llanwydd: him too
Principalpoop: therewolf
Merlyn: in the Situation Room
Dexter Fong: STUNTING rabbits
Principalpoop: stewart beat up on cramer, and did not ask one hard question of the general... talk to us about torture while you were in charge of the military general...
Merlyn: well, it looks like I can finally turn Catholic, get a sex change, and marry Prince Charles: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/royal-succession-rules-may-be-reformed-1655474.html
cease: and they're not very tall to begin with
Merlyn: But I still think I won't
cease: i think stewart picks his targets, poop.
Dexter Fong: Does his wife come along with that package...Camilla?
cease: if his show was attack everyone who needs attacking, no one would go on
Merlyn: But I could
Merlyn: well, I'd have to kill her first, of course
Merlyn: in a duel
Dexter Fong: and the horse who rode in on her
Merlyn: this could all be a Young Ones plot
cease: wow, its ah clem
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
llanwydd: well, I should be back next week as usual. good night everybody
Principalpoop: not even one little jab? but ok
Principalpoop: thanks ahh, clem
Bunnyboy: It's a wanderin', I must.
Dexter Fong: Night llan
cease: all the best, llan
Principalpoop: toad away
Bunnyboy: Cheers, mates!
cease: thakns again, clem
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'Clem is doing Firesign'
Dexter Fong: Not me
Principalpoop: super week llan
Merlyn: ah, but now it's ending
Dexter Fong: Clem appears as if by wizardry
||||||||| At 11:02 PM, Bunnyboy vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Principalpoop: oops night bunny
cease: bye bun
Dexter Fong: Wonder if Bunny is related to Roger Rabbit
Principalpoop: we look down on the middle east foolishness, but europe had centuries and centuries of horrible foolishness
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ah,clem plummets into the garden at 11:03 PM.
cease: all those bunnies are related. eventually
MutantTween: and don't forget to support CNI Radio, without which, none of this would have been necessary... (http://www.cniradio.com/donations.htm)
Dexter Fong: Hey clem
||||||||| MutantTween says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, MutantTween exits at 11:03 PM.
cease: good point, poop
ah,clem: good night everyone!
Principalpoop: hi ahh, clem, thanks so much, a super show
Dexter Fong: Sorry you and Bambi we're on the bench tonight
Principalpoop: have a super week, best of luck, keepers of the root
ah,clem: well, better to have streamed and not chatted, as I would say
Dexter Fong: Night poop
Principalpoop: worked fine, thanks, we missed you in chat though
ah,clem: see ya next time
||||||||| ah,clem leaves to catch the 11:04 PM train to Hellmouth.
Principalpoop: you going fong?
Dexter Fong: sometime you chat and get steamed
cease: all the best
Merlyn: ok, sees you next week
Dexter Fong: Poop: Mistook you gbye to clem for a gbye to all
Principalpoop: M is, thanks and night M
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn and thankyou
cease: by merl
Principalpoop: i am like a bad tooth or penny, you are stuck with me
Principalpoop: we need to teach llan to tap exit, so he gets a disease or something and dies
Dexter Fong: Poop: When you die would you rather are put a bad tooth on you eyes oor a penny
cease: lol
Principalpoop: leave my glasses on, so i can in the next world, supposed to 20 virgins or something
Principalpoop: see
Dexter Fong: no see-um kemosabe
Principalpoop: chemo-wasabi
||||||||| At 11:08 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Merlyn!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dexter Fong: I'm undergoing kemosabe...it doesn't cure you but it help you to understand what you've got
Principalpoop: i saw bill gates ate a 24 dollar filet mignon cooked inside wasabi, never had that
Dexter Fong: 24 dollar fillet cooked in wasabi? pretty inexpensive i'd say
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: that is what he said loool
cease: i can do without wasabi
cease: had some fine food last night, but that is not surprising
Principalpoop: i like horseradish, never tried putting it on before cooking though
Dexter Fong: Doesn't Randy Rhodes like kinda rant about those Wasabi Moslems?
Principalpoop: good enough for a blog entry?
cease: yes, a taste of horseradish goes very well with a very good slice of roast beef
Dexter Fong: or raw seafood
Principalpoop: yum yes
cease: same restaruant i reviewed before, only this time with different people so mostly different food. the trufflle pizza is still awesome, i'm dleighted to say
Dexter Fong: or some lightly sauteed Tasmanian Devil
cease: i havent heard that, dex
Dexter Fong: you will
cease: i had some dungeness crab dim sum thingies, jean george's famous short ribs, with asparagus salad, and the shared black truffle pizza. others had equally good fod
Principalpoop: oh my cat ohhhh
Dexter Fong: Now Here Ths!! Who ordered the lightly sauteed Tasmanian Devil with Horse-radish
cease: also a couple of fine blood orange mojitos
Principalpoop: the number 4? that is mine fong
cease: one of nyc's only 4 star chefs, and he's brought his cuisine to vancouver, for a fraction of what he charges in nyc
Dexter Fong: Enjoy Cat
cease: i think he's trying to hook us, than raise his prices to nyc level so we're alll his slaves
Dexter Fong: Must rifle through garbage cans and dumpster
cease: what else to explain how cheap this food is. you dont get food of this quality this cheap anywhere, except maybe mexico
Dexter Fong: Ah!! A morsel of lightly sauteed tasmanian Devil with Horse-radish foam
cease: watching a cbc documentary just called Food as i type
cease: foam only works sometimes, but that's true with most things
Dexter Fong: Food as a type I understand, but Food as i type??
cease: a man is seling a red snapper to another man in fulton fish market
Dexter Fong: Certain parts of my body only work sometimes
Dexter Fong: and then they're in a hurry
cease: f had snappe lawt night and it was exquisite. and she doensnt even like food
Dexter Fong: Cat: You on that knifethin edge between and comprehensible and not
Principalpoop: as long as they keep working fong
cease: maybe this whole show is about dining in nyc. and its a cbc show. odd
cease: i do my best, dex
Principalpoop: i thought he was starting a joke, does this snapper smell funny to you?
Dexter Fong: And we're all the better for it cat
cease: what hunter thompson called edgework, only without his talent
Dexter Fong: Poop: It smells like Ginger
Principalpoop: no, smells more like maryann, after a good workout
Dexter Fong: It's more than a feeling
Dexter Fong: when I see my maryann, walking away
Dexter Fong: Boston...great 2 or 3 hit wonder band
Principalpoop: oh my, oh hell yes, darling put on that party dress
Dexter Fong: Whip me, spank me, go on and outskank me
Principalpoop: anyway you want it, thats the way you need it
cease: for some reason, i cant get to the menu online. but her snapper was superb
Dexter Fong: Imana mag mag mag mag mag mag i nation
Principalpoop: running away with me
Dexter Fong: to the dark side of the street
Principalpoop: it was just my
Dexter Fong: good looks?
Dexter Fong: good suit?
Principalpoop: where the lamb lied down
Dexter Fong: nice tan?
Dexter Fong sings "On broadway
Principalpoop: ahh i have is one thin dime
Principalpoop: all
Dexter Fong sings "There is a Espanish rose at the Bodega
Principalpoop: we have a bodega market on the way to the airport
Dexter Fong: "that's Espanish for store and not a Dago
cease: http://www.shangri-la.com/uploadedFiles/property/Vancouver/MRKT%20VAN%20Dinner%2001%2025%2009%20test.pdf
Dexter Fong: You cannot trust those Bodegas jefe
Dexter Fong: that sell the mad fish
Dexter Fong: They will snap at you if you point your finger at them
Principalpoop: Okanagan sounds Irish
Dexter Fong: So does potato but they're really from south america
cease: making dead fish look delectable is something his family has been doing for generations
Dexter Fong: A Taxidermist Marinera, eh?
cease: okanagan makes some good cidres and wines.
Dexter Fong: Lots of shellac
Dexter Fong: and fiber glass
cease: i was there last summmer. it's hard not to eat well there
cease: no, thats oona
Principalpoop: delectable, asking for trouble using that word, table, electable, d-lightful
Dexter Fong: Hey! Why you Japanese type man call me out my name, I'm Okinawan, not Okanagan
Dexter Fong: Points to head, okay Oki noggin ha ha
Principalpoop: hehe
Dexter Fong: Not wishing to appear cantankorous
Dexter Fong: or ignite donnybrook
cease: thats too much canuckery for your own good, dex
Principalpoop: i am cranky old yank in a clanky old tank on the streets of yokohama...
Dexter Fong: Banzai motherfucker
Principalpoop: doing those beato beato, flat on my seato, hirohito blues
cease: i met a man in the duke of a, down in yokohama
Dexter Fong: There once was a man named clarence
cease: bought the funniest book i've ever read in a bookstore in yokohama. Paperback Writer, a mock history of the beatles
Dexter Fong: Who had two delightful parents
Principalpoop: a dirty story about a dirty man?
Dexter Fong: one was a woman
Dexter Fong: the other a woman
Principalpoop: she's leaving home, bye bye
cease: have either of you read this book?
Dexter Fong: and he kept his hand in his pants
Principalpoop: never heard of it
Dexter Fong: or theirpants
cease: if you know anything about the beatles, its hysterically funny
Dexter Fong: better I think
Principalpoop: but that is not surprising
cease: it might be in a nyc library near you, dex
Principalpoop: yes, i have heard of the beatles
Dexter Fong: Cat: Weren't the Beatles originall the Silver Rutles?
cease: sorry to hear that, poopl better to have actually heard them
cease: buddy holly and the silver queens
Principalpoop: my local inter-library load person is mean and scary, i am afraid to request anything...
Principalpoop: load
Principalpoop: dammit loan
Dexter Fong: Ask for a surcease, Poop
cease: anyway, funniest thing i've ever read
Dexter Fong: Poop: YOu got one of them toxic morgages, Dammi Loan?
Principalpoop: i would, if I had any clue what the hell a surcease is, other than Sir Cease
cease: i'm not knighted. i just dont see very well in the daylight
Principalpoop: i think ball four was the funniest book i ever read, it sticks in my mind anyway
cease: i gotta go eat. see some of you next week
Principalpoop: bon ap, ciaooo
Dexter Fong: Surcease= a stoppage in the events of the moment....a time out.....a truce......okay, you can abjectly surrender
cease: yeah that was hilarious too, poop. anyway, i go in search of non starvation
||||||||| cease departs at 11:37 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Dexter Fong: Night CAT
Principalpoop: ahh sweet, a surcease is just what I need
Dexter Fong: Try for a long term surcease
Dexter Fong: or a good sub lease
Principalpoop: you have not met her
Principalpoop: i walk in the door, and looks towards her office, and freeze
Dexter Fong: I can let you sail out of here in a Carter line Atomic Submarine for mor than you were thinking of
Principalpoop: where do I sign?
Dexter Fong: and my caps are stuck, Mr. America
Principalpoop: she literally asks, are you certain you need to request this book?
Dexter Fong: Ahh Cap. a little help over here..Your shield is caught up in my...
Principalpoop: well no, i just do it to torment you bitch!
Dexter Fong: A little honey eh?=))
Principalpoop: you bet
Dexter Fong: how much
Dexter Fong: I'm not all on
Principalpoop: even will get 10-12, with good behavior
Dexter Fong: What's the Vig Senor Alante
Principalpoop: if you have to ask.....
Dexter Fong: I know the whole story
Principalpoop: no, llan does
Principalpoop: you know loren eisley?
Dexter Fong: Harry Truman Capote killed Roger Rabbit in Cold Blood and sold the rights to woodward and Johnson etc.
Dexter Fong: Poop: Yeah: Mystery writer and editor?
Principalpoop: i thought it was willie wabbit in the wabatory
Dexter Fong: with a magic wand
Dexter Fong: or a wooden dildo
Principalpoop: no no, philosophy nonsense
Dexter Fong: or a Steely Dan
Dexter Fong: Loren Eisely a Philosopher?
Principalpoop: dangerous dan was steely
Dexter Fong: and steadfast
Principalpoop: anyway i was reading him again lately, he goes flying...
Dexter Fong: In fact he hadn't moved for 3 1/2 years
Principalpoop: had aces and eights?
Dexter Fong: Poop: The only bell that rings for Loren Eisely is as a mystery writer and edito
Dexter Fong: tor
Dexter Fong: moi not tor
Principalpoop: what is the name of folks who study dinosaur and ancient human bones?
Dexter Fong: Paleontologist?
Principalpoop: palenologist? a sort of archiologist..
Principalpoop: that is what he is
Dexter Fong: Thank God! Not another p[edopholigist
Principalpoop: but he writes about the miracle of consciousness... but in a fun way
Dexter Fong: I always have more fun when I'm conscious
Principalpoop: i like sleep, sleep is our friend
Dexter Fong: Just follow the rubber bouncing ball
Dexter Fong: Now sing
Dexter Fong: "Take me out to the ball game
Principalpoop: buy me some peanuts
Dexter Fong: yah wanna beer?
Principalpoop: and crackerjacks, oops hard on the teeth now
Dexter Fong: don't bite the prise man
Principalpoop: root root root for the home team
Dexter Fong: Don't bite the prise that took you to the dance
Principalpoop: save the last dance for me
Dexter Fong: "If they don't cover the spread
Principalpoop: don't forget who's taking you home
Principalpoop: its a shame
Dexter Fong: then it's one. two. three shots your dea at the old ball game
Principalpoop: and in who's arms your gonna be hehe
Dexter Fong: Oh Johnny...Johnny don't die
Principalpoop: murder in the ball park, as told by eye witness steely eyed mcfish
Dexter Fong: Mad McFish they called him because he had a hook stuck in his craw ahd it hurt a lot
Dexter Fong: Oh yeah, he'd gargled
Principalpoop: craw craw
Dexter Fong: He'd tried Lye
Dexter Fong: and Rustaway
Principalpoop: then hung himself, out to dry
Dexter Fong: And marihuana - just for relaxation
Dexter Fong: One day he felt a tug on his heart
Dexter Fong: Was it love?
Principalpoop: was it?
Dexter Fong: Alas, no. He'd swallowed the hook
Principalpoop: or CHF?
Dexter Fong: CHF?
Dexter Fong: Chef?
Principalpoop: congested hairpin failure
Dexter Fong: Canadian Horse Farms
Dexter Fong: Poop: Native Amaericans called it the wolfkiller
Principalpoop: neigh bro
Principalpoop: did you see the new india indian car for 2,500 usd?
Dexter Fong: A thing strip of Whale Baleen tied up with gut string in a tiny parcel when swallowed by predators, after the gut string was eaten away by gastric juices allowed the baleen to return to it
Dexter Fong: natural state..long and sharp
Principalpoop: tata nano, if you want to search hehe
Principalpoop: ouch
Dexter Fong: Ta Ta Nanoo Nanoo
Principalpoop: i think it translates from indian, as purple car, or people car
Dexter Fong: Okat then Poop my dear friend, time to check out and phone home
Principalpoop: something like that
Dexter Fong: Will be late or even absent next week
Principalpoop: thanks for the root beer fong
Principalpoop: happy trails
Dexter Fong: but enough about me
Dexter Fong: when will you see me again?
Principalpoop: oops, hope everything is ok
Dexter Fong: every thing is fine
Principalpoop: i will see you when i see you, unless i see you coming first
Principalpoop: ahh sweet
Dexter Fong: Second night of Seder which my wife does every year semi-religiously
Principalpoop: then ciao, and arrive a durchi
Dexter Fong: bon appetito
||||||||| "Hey Dexter Fong!" ... Dexter Fong turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 12:01 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Principalpoop: ahh the high holy holidays happen again ciaoo
||||||||| Principalpoop departs at 12:01 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Simon Sezz enters at 1:05 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
Simon Sezz: I'm sorry, Barry, Barack, Rocky, or whatever your real name is, besides asking the Treasury department to budget three trillion dollars for your plans, your online attempt at becoming an Americn Idol has failed. You are being sent home. We expected a lot more intelligence and "Change We Can Believe In" from a member of Hawaiian royal bloodlines. Better luck next time. For instance here in a description of your online town hall meeting, the Associated Press tells this story about you. "Obama joked at one point about the most popular question from his online audience whether he favored legalizing marijuana and could that turn around the economy.(?)
Simon Sezz: "I don't know what this says about the online audience," he said with a smile, adding that he opposed legalizing the illicit drug." source --
Simon Sezz: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29892857/
Simon Sezz: Besides, it would take tooo long to count to a trillion three times.
||||||||| At 1:06 AM, Simon Sezz vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood leads Joe ''Buy Buy'' Byeden Vice Prez inside, makes a note of the time (1:07 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Joe ''Buy Buy'' Byeden Vice Prez: I can count to three trillion. One trillion, two trilllion, three trillion.
||||||||| "1:08 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Joe ''Buy Buy'' Byeden Vice Prez, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 4:18 AM, dragging Power thy name is secrecy by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Power thy name is secrecy: Mercury enters Aries March 25th 00:00 Aries ** Venus square Pluto April 3rd Venus Aries; Pluto Capricorn ** Pluto Retrograde (until 09/11/09) April 4th 03:18 Capricorn ** Mercury enters Taurus April 9th 00:00 Taurus ** Venus (retrograde) enters Pisces April 11th 30:59 Pisces ** Mars conjunct Uranus April 15th Mars & Uranus in Pisces ** Venus Direct (retrograde since March 6, 2009) April 17th 29:13 Pisces ** Sun enters Taurus April 19th 00:00 Taurus ** Venus conjunct Mars April 21st Venus Pisces; Mars Pisces ** Mars enters Aries April 22nd 00:00 Aries ** Venus enters Aries April 24th 00:00 Aries ** Mars square Pluto April 26th Mars Aries; Pluto Capricorn ** Mercury enters Gemini April 30th 00:00 Gemini ** Venus square Pluto May 2nd Venus Aries; Pluto Capricorn ** Sun trine Saturn May 5th Sun Taurus; Saturn Virgo ** Mercury Retrograde (until May 30th, 2009) May 6th-7th 01:44 Gemini
Power thy name is secrecy: What this means to me is that Mercury will be travelling very fast through Aries, making the entire journey across it in two weeks. This will be a time of supercomputing that prepares the mind for the time Mercury will cross luxurious earthy Taurus on April 9th. Mercury gets to Gemini, a houe it rules on April 30th, but doesn't stay long. It immediately goes retro, counterclockwise, and back into a tour review of Taurus for the month of May. Venus is at a ninety degree angle to Pluto which is visiting earthy Capricorn and, apparently the stress sends Pluto counterclockwise, retrograde, for the entire spring and summer, seeking to understand what Capricorn is all about. Good for Pluto, yet the studious endeavour may be hard to visualise for spunky Pluto. Understanding will be required regarding Pluto and its ruling house of ice, Scorpio. Pluto is going to square, with stress, a few planets this year, but it is a time of knowledge and power that will come to a head in August and September before relaxing out. Venus and Mars are the highlight this spring and summer, since they will be conjunct, a couple of times. Firstly in Pisces during April, before Mars escorts Venus into his kingdom, Aries. Before that, however, Mars has a conjunction with Uranus in Pisces, which will educate them both and perhaps save the day later in the month and next month when both Mars and Venus are conjunct while in square to Pluto. Mercury will enter Gemini, briefly, before retrograde returns it to Taurus, helping Venus to understand during the terribly unfortunate squaring off with Pluto, with Mars at her side. The month of Taurus will have begun by that time, and the Sun, in Taurus, should help ease the tensions by way of a 120 degree angle, a trine, to and with Saturn in Virgo. April 2009 may not seem like an eventful month, but it is a time of cautious learning, planning, and perhaps some restraint that will make life more bearable when the going gets tough and the tough get going in late August and early September.
Power thy name is secrecy: Wish me ready to roar, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood wishes Power thy name is secrecy ready to roar.
||||||||| 4:21 AM -- Power thy name is secrecy left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Power thy name is secrecy close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 4:23 AM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the anteroom.
Power thy name is secrecy: CORRECTION Mercury gets to Gemini, a SIGN it rules on April 30th, but doesn't stay long
Power thy name is secrecy: Correct me if I am wrong, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood corrects Power thy name is secrecy if i am wrong.
||||||||| At 4:24 AM, Power thy name is secrecy vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| "4:27 AM? 4:27 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Power thy name is secrecy should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Power thy name is secrecy enters and sits on the divan.
Power thy name is secrecy: Astrology aspects are quoted from an adaptation of the 2009 major aspects chat graph at ThinkAstro.com
Power thy name is secrecy: Fare me well, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood fares Power thy name is secrecy.
||||||||| Power thy name is secrecy leaves at 4:28 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
H. Stones
Joe ''Buy Buy'' Byeden Vice Prez
John Rice
Power thy name is secrecy
Simon Sezz
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LeatherG & SO

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Ah, Clem and Bambi

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Compañero Señor Yämamoto

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Dexter Fong

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Bubba's Brain

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Bob D Caterino

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Dave & Katie

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404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten

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Peggy Blisswhips

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Audrey Farber

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Tiny Dr. Tim
Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"