A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 09, 2009 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "7:42 PM and late as usual, it's ah,clem, just back from Arizona."
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9:15 eastern,'
||||||||| "Hey ah,clem!" ... ah,clem turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 7:44 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with LiberTweenian close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:59 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule.
LiberTweenian: The 4th is more than a day!
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 09, 2009 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies ah,clem inside, makes a note of the time (9:01 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
ah,clem: good evening
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Mudhead disembarks at 9:01 PM.
ah,clem: hey Mud
Mudhead: Hello Dear Friends
Mudhead: Theres no air up here
ah,clem: clean windshield, and a shoe shine
||||||||| "9:06 PM? 9:06 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Bambi should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bambi enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Mudhead: ahh, fat dumb & happy tonight
Bambi: Hello Dear Friends :-)
Mudhead: Caterwood fetch Bambi a toasted almond
Bambi: Easter coming up real soon now, eh?
Mudhead: Catherwood fetch Bambi a toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood gets bambi a toasted almond.
Bambi: thanks Mudhead and Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Bambi and queries "Did you want something?"
Bambi: yummmm
Bambi: just to tell you thank you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Bambi and says "Stop typing gibberish, Bambi!"
Bambi: lol
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'llambastedd', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:09 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
llambastedd: good evening folks
ah,clem: catherwood, fetch me usual grog
||||||||| Catherwood gets ah,clem usual grog.
llambastedd: I didn't know I you people were calling me Nancy
llambastedd: nor did I
llambastedd: you know wht I mean but I can't spell it
ah,clem: there is an echo in here
llambastedd: there's umberto eco in here
Bambi: hey llambastedd ... would this be an alter ego for llanwydd? or someone else?
Bambi: I think that mainly it is Cather wood that is calling you Nancy
Bambi: lol
Bambi: good show and coming up real soon...something new
Bambi: 9:15 eastern as it says at the topic
Bambi: about 9:15 that is
Bambi :-)
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'cease', just granted probation at 9:15 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bambi :-)
Bambi: hey Cat
Bambi: good show and coming up real soon...something new
llambastedd: hi cat
Bambi: at least to me it was new
Bambi: Clem is getting things going ... please stand by
cease: am i here?
Bambi: yep Cat is here :-)
cease: realplayer says "connecting"
cease: somethiong new? i canrt wait
Bambi: give it a second; clem is I think getting it connected
ah,clem: problem with feed, please stand by
Bambi: something from Peter to start the show off
Bambi: shoot! snag
Bambi: please stand by ... Clem is trying to correct a problem on the server so he can hopefully play the show he recorded earlier today so we could still have a show tonight lol
cease: baited breath and all that
llambastedd: catherwood, get me a life
||||||||| Catherwood gets llambastedd a life.
Bambi: lol
llambastedd: you can always depend on catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside llambastedd and says "Would you like something?"
LiberTweenian: And now, back to our classic movie, Amazon Space Party On Mars - there will be no further interruptions...
LiberTweenian: Are we using the usual URLs for the stream, or do we need a new one to connect to Adam's server?
Bambi: same URL for the stream...however, there may be a setback ... JL recorded a show, and uploaded it to the server, but it won't play at the bitrate he recorded (so it would be small enough to send to the server)
Bambi: he's trying to see if there's something he can do about that
Bambi: but the tools for doing it are not there currently ... so not sure what he's gonna do
LiberTweenian: shoot
llambastedd: shoot what?
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'please stand by'
LiberTweenian: The server
cease: n o sitting allowed?
Mudhead: I gotta sit down
llambastedd: I see
Bambi: after taking the time to record it and upload it (at our lame upload speed) ... it is a bit frustrating to say the least
Bambi: lol
llambastedd: I wouldn't know a server from a
LiberTweenian: no doubt
||||||||| Catherwood escorts H. Stones into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:31 PM, then departs.
llambastedd: hi stones
Bambi: hey there Stones
LiberTweenian: Hail and well met, Stones
cease: stones
cease: stilll rolling?
H. Stones: Where can i cash in my book of I O Us ?
LiberTweenian: clem's trying to fix the stream, Stones
cease: sounds like a country western song title, stones
LiberTweenian: Obama will give you some freshly printed Federal Reserves for them ;)
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (9:32 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
LiberTweenian: Hi Merl
Merlyn: hey
llambastedd: Hey Moyl
H. Stones: al together now " I am gonna cash those I O Us, if its the last thing that i do !"
cease: merly
llambastedd: I can hear the steel guitar
H. Stones: wait a moment whilst i take off my python boots
cease: my guitar was stolen
llambastedd: lol
Mudhead: thatsux
cease: i called him "Dan"
LiberTweenian: "Got no money for my honey, and I'm feelin' so blue..."
H. Stones: i heard the way you play cease, its no wonder they stole it
LiberTweenian: " I am gonna cash those I O Us, if its the last thing that i do !"
LiberTweenian: lol Stones
H. Stones: i think it may have been sequestrated by that well known New York Jewish Law firm of Poopstein and Fongleberg
Mudhead: I had an Emmons 10 string 2 pedal
llambastedd: whah caint I mailt yer cold cold hahhhrt and caish these AHH Ohh Yuuuuuuuus
H. Stones: i had a genuine National but what use is a Bus
LiberTweenian: Kewl, Mud
llambastedd: thoise YUUUUUUU ohhhhhhhh MMEEEEEEEEEs
LiberTweenian: lol llam
H. Stones: i can tell you are made for a career on the stage and fortunately for all of us, theres one leaving right now
cease: sounds like wc fields
llambastedd: lol
LiberTweenian: The coach to Nashville
LiberTweenian: yeah, cease, it does
H. Stones: the coach was sacked for interfering with minors
LiberTweenian: And this is the majors
H. Stones: and this is a bad neighbourhood where they stole the wheels of the bus
ah,clem: CNI "a few minutes" is just starting now
Merlyn: tx clem
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes" is just starting now'
Mudhead: We take drugs seriously i my family!
LiberTweenian: I'm connected but have dead air
Bambi: Clem just hooked up...it's coming :-)
H. Stones: it probably smells like London
||||||||| ah,clem leaves at 9:41 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Merlyn: I have the same dead air - it's a murder mystery
H. Stones: used too much an full of shit
llambastedd: london doesn't smell bad
Mudhead: I hd a girlfriend like that once
H. Stones: so says the man with no nose
llambastedd: last I knew they were not allowed to use smoke-burning fuels in london
LiberTweenian: Betty Jo Biolofsky
H. Stones: we dont burn the smoke llam, let me explain cause and effect
Mudhead: The static is realy Morse Code!
LiberTweenian: What? No more thick London industrial fog?
llambastedd: aha
Bambi: I have moved to 30 sec refresh and Clem has left chat to try to keep enough bandwidth for the live show he's doing instead of being able to play the recorded show
cease: sounds like john cage
cease: an old ossman fave
H. Stones: we cannot afford a rich thick industrial fog since we got rid of the industry
H. Stones: we have to hire it in
llambastedd: nothing sounds like john cage
H. Stones: usually from Japan
llambastedd: and vice versa
LiberTweenian: Still air morte here
cease: no, the nose remains, however diminished
H. Stones: i think he says it was a John in a Cage
H. Stones: I still have some I O Us for sale at reduced price cos they are slightly foxed
cease: saw new lenon bio. spent most of the morning in a large bookstore
llambastedd: I read the one that came out 20 years ago
LiberTweenian: Well, you need a bail-out, Stones!
llambastedd: and it was rather one-sided
cease: by the guy who did lenny and elvis, right?
LiberTweenian: BoE will be happy to buy your worthless IOUs
llambastedd: yeah. that book probably hurt a lot of people
llambastedd: he had absolutely nothing good to say about anyone in a thousand pages
cease: indeed
H. Stones: why llam, did it fall on someone ?
llambastedd: you might say
cease: i read book about death of belushi, but you would never have guessed from it that the guy was funny
H. Stones: when the writer is dead, they are usually rather negative
Bambi: Root the Cat was playing with wires ... Clem is now running the show from here ... should be available within a minute or so, if not there yet
llambastedd: do you remember where you were when you heard john belushi died
H. Stones: Honey says thanks for the text, Bambi
cease: aha!
Merlyn: there's the audio
LiberTweenian: Got the feed now
H. Stones: me too
llambastedd: sat on your pipe?
H. Stones: Please keep your hands to yourself
Bambi: Great Stones! Wasn't sure if it got to Honey ... so glad it did
Mudhead: Catherwood unclog the Interweb for me
||||||||| Catherwood fors Mudhead.
llambastedd: I'll have a for too
H. Stones: English is clearly not Catherwoods first language
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past H. Stones
Mudhead: Yipee, h undersod
H. Stones: Very slick, Clem
cease: sounds great
llambastedd: got mail. brb
H. Stones: i voted for them last time
cease: thankfully i['m spaced
Bambi: Are you all getting the show now?
Bambi: Yea! :-)
LiberTweenian: yep
H. Stones: affirmative
cease: martians! there are martians on my radio!
LiberTweenian: Where was this show done? Anybody know?
cease: show yes, snow, no
H. Stones: actually cease they are really only Polish workers with fake papers
cease: 72?
llambastedd: I bought my first dvd player since I saw you last
cease: its easy to get into canada.
cease: now you can watch dvds, llan
llambastedd: now I have to get my vhs tapes transfered
cease: there's tons of good stuff out now
LiberTweenian: Got rid of the wire recorder, eh?
H. Stones: cease, i entered a quiz last year, first prize was a fortnight in Canada, but i only got second prize, a month in Canada
llambastedd: I bought a collection of 18 alfred hitchcock films for $5. can you believe it?
LiberTweenian: too cool
llambastedd: every one of his british films on 4 discs for $5
H. Stones: i have decided to believe it llam
H. Stones: being british though, there is a danger they wont work
LiberTweenian: Like the electrical system on an old MG?
cease: i think that joke was old in sumeria, stones
llambastedd: mg?
H. Stones: i never got to Sumeria the old MG broke down
LiberTweenian: Morris Garage
Mudhead: its repairable
LiberTweenian: I heard the 6 volt positive ground electrical systems were a nightmare
H. Stones: it was popular in Atlantean times Cease
Mudhead: My MG spent its life inna garae
LiberTweenian: Wouldn't mind having an old MGB-GT (if it worked)
LiberTweenian: Or a Triumph TR-6 for that matter
H. Stones: in a garave Mud ?
Mudhead: the dint work when new
cease: its interesting to see them play with the secretary of tap dance administration.
Mudhead: my typin is missin keys
cease: george murphy, an old dancer/actor was california senator
llambastedd: that's alright. I've got a lid out in the car
cease: my typihng goes in and out of exitence like subatomic particles
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Mudhead: Get a TVR Tasmin only model in the colonies
H. Stones: its beginning to look like this chat room only uses predictive text
LiberTweenian: Want to split a bonnet, LL?
LiberTweenian: Are you actually in Colorado, LL?
llambastedd: colorado? actually I never have been
cease: it usualy takes a lawyer, great line
LiberTweenian: Are you actually in Colorado, LL?
LiberTweenian: Nino has you there
cease: where am i?
llambastedd: nino never gets anything right
LiberTweenian: He's got you in Van, cease
H. Stones: i guess it depends what backbone server you are routed through, Nino has shown me all over the UK
cease: close enough
H. Stones: Tonight it says i am live from London but its more than ten years since i lived and worked their
Merlyn: Nino is more infalllllible than the pope
Mudhead: wheres Nino say I am?
Merlyn: he's infallolicious!
Merlyn: Uncasville, Connecticut mudhead
cease: any news about the monterey show, merl?
H. Stones: is there such a place Merlyn ?
Mudhead: Close enuff
Merlyn: no news I've heard of, except Taylor is trying to get merchandise together to sell during the show
cease: you would think
llambastedd: Stones, if you could clue me in, I'm curious about the meaning of the "ing" suffix at the end of the names of british towns. do you know what that means?
llambastedd: like wapping, epping, chipping...
cease: they should be getting some publicity from it, interviews or something, eh?
H. Stones: they are all pinged on the net i guess llam
cease: more than the members of this chat would be interested in the fact they're still performing
llambastedd: I suppose
H. Stones: lol
H. Stones: ing 6 up, 11 down
llambastedd: I stayed in a town called Chipping Sodbury
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:09 PM and Libertweenian sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Libertweenian: Damned DSL flaked again
H. Stones: ing - a suffix used to form adjectives or verbs - in the ghetto language, the suffix -ing is hardly ever used. Instead, you can replace it with the suffix -in' or just -in. The sound of the g is eliminated.
H. Stones: and so it came to pass
Merlyn: "Give Us A Break" album cover: http://www.flickr.com/photos/epiclectic/3335176249/
Bambi: glad you got back again Tween
llambastedd: give us a break is a very funny album
Bambi: you got my grape again LOL
H. Stones: i agree llam
Libertweenian: Never heard of that album
H. Stones: its the one with the ads on it
llambastedd: it's proctor and bergman, tween
llambastedd: I bought it when it came out
Libertweenian: Yeah I know, but this is the first I've heard of it
H. Stones: i liked "Market Guards"
llambastedd: and I actually played some of it on my high school radio station
H. Stones: also "Doggies"
H. Stones: i found it was excellent for doing mix tapes
H. Stones: Rated O for Over Rated
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Principalpoop close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:14 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room.
cease: i ate at market again, for lunch today. had a memorable tuna burger
H. Stones: Greetings Poop
llambastedd: Hi Princ
Principalpoop: hello
cease: hi poop
Principalpoop: good evening your highness
Bambi: hey princep
Libertweenian: Laugh.com doesn't have it. Anyone know where (or if) it's commercially available?
Principalpoop: what is the rod?
Libertweenian: Hey P
llambastedd: I don't think I've had a tuna burger since middle school in the school cafeteria
Principalpoop: auch de lieber
llambastedd: I'm into earthburgers
Principalpoop: tuna tuna tuna tuna tuna tuna
cease: this was superb.
Principalpoop: chicken of the sea with hellmans mayo?
cease: i was loknig for anotrher place to have a frittta but was on the wrong street
cease: lived hear for decades and i'm always lost
llambastedd: I sold my copy about 1986. wish I hadn't
H. Stones: you should work in government cease
Mudhead: we all work for the govt
llambastedd: I still play it in my mind occasionally
cease: i'd only make it worse, stones
H. Stones: not possible cease
llambastedd: "this car's a lemon and I'll never get home"
llambastedd: I split my sides when I heard that
Mudhead: Cat you'ld prolly not do any worse
Principalpoop: singing prolly wanta doodle all the day
H. Stones: with a banjo on my knee
cease: when i was a kid people told me i would be pm of canada some day.
Libertweenian: DSL again
cease: this was in la, so i suspect they were just trying to get rid of me
Principalpoop: hi ahhh, clem
llambastedd: LOL
Libertweenian: DSL again
H. Stones: a day is not so bad Cease
Libertweenian: Have you seen the movie S.O.B., P?
Principalpoop: how do you stay faded after typing in chat tween?
Libertweenian: They's two of me
cease: lol stones
Principalpoop: how do you know my mom?
Libertweenian: (I had to long in again)
Libertweenian: log in
cease: onlyh the weak ones.
Libertweenian: longly
llambastedd: better to long in than to short out
Mudhead: lol
Principalpoop: they look identical
cease: my first sangria this month
H. Stones: i will have to deduct points for that one llam
Principalpoop: ahh capital T
Libertweenian: yep
Principalpoop: how did you know my mom? that i am an sob?
H. Stones: could be intuition, Poop
Principalpoop: i have heard her inform people not to get in a pissing contest with a skunk....
Principalpoop: i don't know that movie tween...
Libertweenian: Julie Andrews and Richard Mulligan, P
Libertweenian: Very funny movie about the movie business
H. Stones: isnt that an oxymoron tween
Principalpoop: i have seen her tits, he was invisible in that crazy tv show i think...
Libertweenian: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083015/
Libertweenian: It's a great send-up of hollywood
llambastedd: got mail again. brb
Principalpoop: ahh cool, i was right, it was soap
Principalpoop: i might have seen it, it does not ring a bell...
H. Stones: needs a new battery, poop
Principalpoop: no, i need another of those things that hang down
H. Stones: hitler made do with only one poop
Principalpoop: not a ball. the dinger
llambastedd: just a bunch of annoucements telling me who is in the chat room
H. Stones: i think he only had one of those as well, poop
H. Stones: (stones gets his dinger out to show the crowds )
Principalpoop: i hate john revolta but i like elmore leonard, get shorty was a fun hollywood movie
llambastedd: I don't know. that hitler story sure smacks of urban legend
Principalpoop: somebody check the urban legend site....
H. Stones: oh no, not another holocaust denial ?
Mudhead: Put that thing away Stones
H. Stones: its nice out today
Principalpoop: throw a towel over it
H. Stones: fetch a bigger towel please
Mudhead: Do som pushups
cease: a trowel? what are all these masons doing here?
Principalpoop: we went to the beach once in high school, one of my friends only brought a hand towel, good drugs in those days....
Libertweenian: lol
Principalpoop: templers
Mudhead: ones all ya need
Principalpoop: stand until you dry i guess, or get coated in sand like shake and bake...
Mudhead: Just dry till it gets wet, wringit ot and continue
cease: nino, meet nino
Principalpoop: you and moon could have been buddies mud...
cease: dig how much fun these guys are having doing this
Mudhead: We prolly are
Merlyn: The Secret Hitler's Other Ball: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1945960.ece
Principalpoop: so stones, what about michelle giving the queen a goose?
cease: goerring had two but they were small
H. Stones: I think she probably liked it Poop, not many people are allowed t get close so it has novelty value
Merlyn: Himmler was very simmler
Mudhead: even her hubby?
H. Stones: Hess was a Mess
H. Stones: especially her Hubby, hes Greek
Mudhead: ahh, small boys
Principalpoop: her arm on michelle looked friendly enough.... a bunch of hooey
H. Stones: Phils fave joke goes like this, "They asked me why i married the quuen and i replied, "because she was there !"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "10:38 PM and late as usual, it's Elayne, just back from Connecticut."
cease: hi el
Principalpoop: Hi E
Elayne: Evenin' all! Sorry I'm late, I've been busy Doing Stuff.
llambastedd: Hi Elayne
H. Stones: Hi Elayne
Elayne: How are you feeling, Cat?
cease: uh, hard to say, el
Mudhead: iya E, greetins from CT
llambastedd: back in NYC?
Principalpoop: good stuff? hard stuff?
Libertweenian: Hey E
cease: had stiitches removed this morn, then walked to book store and bought a couple of books and then had a great tuna burger downtown and came home so i guess i'm ok
Elayne: Household-type stuff, Prinpoop. Finances, blog things, etc.
Elayne: Yeah Llan, we've been back for over a week now.
Elayne: Sounds fairly... normal, Cat.
cease: glad to be cancer-free once again, and not have mask lilke device glued to my face
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| LiberTweenian - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Merlyn: Hey E
cease: the biopsy was prfoundly painful so i was not looking forward to it
Elayne: Hey Brian!
Elayne: Sorry to hear it, Cat, and glad it's over.
cease: but the biopsy cliniic said the skin care centre place had better drugs
llambastedd: glad you're all better, cat
cease: not that so much, just numbness but they were so pleasently chatty
cease: took a couple of operations to get all the cancer out, and the stitching was long and painful
Merlyn: "biopsy" is a rare word with all letters in alphabetical order, like "below" and "floor"
Libertweenian: Things are OK now, cease?
H. Stones: bbs, afk
Principalpoop: did you get metal nose or go with the lifelike latex?
cease: t between sessions, i read first chapters of lord of the rings.
cease: did me as much good as anything
cease: actuallly, the doctor today said it would take my nose 2 years to recover
H. Stones: that will give you time for another chapter, cease
Principalpoop: my friend, what happened to your nose?
Mudhead: get a marble one c
cease: i had the misfortune of looking at it before it was sewed up. it looked like a had a new nostril
Libertweenian: Wow, cease. That's a drag
Principalpoop: marble? marvelous idea....
cease: my tolerance for horror was small enough to begin with
Merlyn: that's snot funny
Principalpoop: have a bone installed, be hip....
cease: and i havent even mentinod the bad part
cease: oddly meryl, i was snot free for last 10 days. i think my nose knows whats good for it
cease: one sneeze and it falls offf!
Elayne: That's snot funny.
cease: hip hip, who? ray!
Principalpoop: glad they did not booger up the operation
Merlyn: there's an echo in here, Nicky
cease: and bob
cease: acrtually, poop......
H. Stones: hoow are the breast inplants, cease ?
cease: suddenly i have tits?
cease: no, that's just the anaethetic wearing off
Principalpoop: did you have a woman doctor? did your keister fall off?
Mudhead: hey unscrew yur belly button?
cease: a very chatty nurse during first couple of operations. the guy was from nyc and his voice sounded just like a friiend of mine from there
H. Stones: it ws keisters last stand, Poop
llambastedd: well, I'm out of here. see you all next week.
cease: today i had the stitches removed by a female md of my age or so
Principalpoop: ciao llan
Merlyn: my brother had aheart attack a couple days ago
Principalpoop: oh M
Principalpoop: younger, older? smoker?
Merlyn: 3 actually, he's out already
cease: when i caught the bus downtown the driver thought i was a senior citizen and sold me a 2 zone ticket for one zone. nice to get outr of the rain. maybe the bandage on my nose made me look even older
Merlyn: nearing 60 I think
cease: sorry to hear that, merl
Elayne: Bye Llan!
Merlyn: was an arterial blockage, they did the balloon thing up the leg
cease: by llan
Mudhead: so sorry to hear that Merl, is he ok?
H. Stones: loitering within stent ?
Elayne: Wow, Brian, please convey all our best to him for a speedy recovery.
Principalpoop: not chf, they can control that much better than before...
cease: yes
Merlyn: he seems ok already, talked to him yesterday
cease: good to hear
Mudhead: Al Praise GRid
Elayne is suddenly overcome.
Principalpoop: keep walking or exercising somehow M....
Elayne: Next week, all.
Principalpoop: night E
||||||||| "10:51 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Elayne, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
Mudhead: nite E
cease: nby el
Principalpoop: i get that after dinner sometimes now, nap attack...
Principalpoop: what E did, not M's brother...
Bambi: hey Elayne :-)
Principalpoop: that was quick for getting stiches out must be healing nicely cat...
Bambi: Happy Passover and Happy Easter weekend to everyone :-)
Principalpoop: thanks, same to root and the keepers of the root
cease: yeah the doc said i dint need to come back for monitoring, but i should ask my gp or dermy specialist in my areea to monitor it.
Principalpoop: sweet
cease: i was surprised that it would take 2 years to recover. i must go out with a hat on even more religoiously
cease: the older i get, the more vulnerable i become, all the decades of whiteness
Principalpoop: shun the sun, get vampire hours
H. Stones: come to england and say good bye to sunlight
Mudhead: lol
Principalpoop: then you moles and cancers and chancres from the thick industrial fog...
Principalpoop: get
cease: van is one of the rainiest places in canada
Principalpoop: clouds do not stop the sun rays that do damage....
cease: many advanteges to being here. i've been here for a lnog time
Principalpoop: i learned that in miami, you can get a sunburn on a cloudy day
cease: yeah i have to keep hat on, sunscreen too
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llambastedd - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Libertweenian: It's weird, Stones, because I heard there is a very high incidence of skin cancer amongst women in England
cease: dex is away this week, right?
Principalpoop: having his seder, may be in later
cease: in a crater?
Principalpoop: laurane newman talks about a seder at old old SNL...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts ah,clem into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 11:01 PM, then departs.
Bambi: thanks Clem! :-)
cease: you know the allen sherman song, poop?
ah,clem: good night everyone
cease: by clem. thanks again
Principalpoop: http://www.oneforthetable.com/oftt/passover/index.php cool
Libertweenian: http://www.tampabay.com/news/health/article990688.ece
Merlyn: nite clem, thanks again
Principalpoop: night and happy easter and thanks ahhh, clem
Libertweenian: Thanks so much for all your efforts, clem
Bambi: have a great night everyone!!! :-) see ya next time! Glad the connection held up for the show :-)
Principalpoop: thanks again, ciaooo
Merlyn: I'm leaving too, see you next week people
cease: you too , bambi
||||||||| 11:03 PM -- Bambi left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
cease: by merl
Principalpoop: does not ring a bell cat...
Libertweenian: Bye all... nd don't forget to support CNI Radio, without which, none of this would have been necessary... (http://www.cniradio.com/donations.htm)
Mudhead: nite Mrl,Bambi, ah clem
Principalpoop: night M, glad your brother is better...
||||||||| "11:04 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Libertweenian, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Principalpoop: toad away
H. Stones: thanks again clem
cease: all the best to your bro, merl
||||||||| Around 11:04 PM, Merlyn walks off into the sunset...
Principalpoop: the joe schlutz show is ok....
H. Stones: I gotta go and call Honey now, see you all next week, stay safe
cease: ok stones. all the best to honey
Principalpoop: give her our love, and a bow to the king...
H. Stones: thanks cease, and Poop, i will
H. Stones: byee for now
Mudhead: nite Stones
Principalpoop: the plot thins....
Mudhead: their droppin like flies Poop
||||||||| 11:06 PM -- ah,clem left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
cease: so does blood. not a good thing
Principalpoop: a few i was tempted to swat...
Mudhead: taklkin bot sat
Mudhead: I fired my new rifle today
cease: was he incompetent?
Principalpoop: what was wrong with the old one?
Mudhead: I just got a swet All-Weather 10/22
Mudhead: bein inna wheelchair its one of the few recreations I have
Principalpoop: lots of deer and turkey near me, they take hundreds every year in my county...
||||||||| Dexter Fong enters at 11:09 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Principalpoop: ahh le fong, bienvenue
Dexter Fong: Evening folks
Mudhead: Hiya DEx
Dexter Fong: Hey Muddie, Poop, and Cat
Dexter Fong: Cat still here?
Principalpoop: you just missed a bus pulling out...
Principalpoop: he was
Mudhead: hard to track them inna chair
Principalpoop: turkeys are idiots, get a good place and wait lol
Dexter Fong: Did Cat's operation turn out well?
Principalpoop: deer would be a little tougher
Principalpoop: they x-rayed his head and found nothing....
Mudhead: theres a turkey shoot at my gun clb
Dexter Fong: =))
Principalpoop: sweet
cease: hey
Principalpoop: he is doing fine, but i should let him tell you
Dexter Fong: Hi Cat
Principalpoop: and there he is
cease: thankks, poop
cease: i was off pissing away some useless anaesthtics
Dexter Fong: Everything work out good Cat
cease: a grteat tuna burger though
Dexter Fong: ?
cease: no, dex
Dexter Fong: What's up?
cease: its on the log to some extent, dex
Mudhead: Im a liltired too, glad yur ok cat
Dexter Fong: OK
Dexter Fong: afk for log check
cease: had stitched out today, doc said with my ridiculously white skni colour it would take 2 years tro recover
Principalpoop: fox news and the right wing folks are encouraging people to buy guns mud, you will be part of that statistic. hehe
Mudhead: gnite Dear Friends
Dexter Fong: Night Mudhead
Principalpoop: night mud, good shooting!
cease: by mud
||||||||| Mudhead rushes off, saying "11:15 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| H. Stones - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: the plague
cease: thress a lot of tthat going around, poop
Principalpoop: almost epidemic
cease: may i see your passport, please?
Principalpoop: i don't have one, which confounds all europeans....
cease: not interested in travel, poop?
Principalpoop: i am the the caregiver for my disabled brother, i used to love to travel..
cease: aha
Principalpoop: with the net, i get to meet people around the world, almost as good...
cease: that sounds like a heavy burden, poop
Principalpoop: a russian novel, nothing new here hehe
cease: fro their beginings, the firesign was about a small group of people who dug it
cease: am watching lakers vs denver
cease: season about to end
Principalpoop: sure, nothing is serious, and it is all serious.... hard to keep both in mind, like partcles and waves in physics...
Dexter Fong: Back from the log
Principalpoop: wb fong, deep in the cheese
cease: is it the cheese to please?
Principalpoop: the only kind they have
Principalpoop: damn colbert, mentioned gays can marry in vermont now, and so ben can propose to jerry....
Principalpoop: colbert is a kind of cheese? right and vermont makes cheese...
Principalpoop: are you back or not fog?
Dexter Fong: The Camembert Report
Principalpoop: n
Dexter Fong: o
Principalpoop: oh?
cease: the firesign had a riff about cheese/chinese back in the early 70s
Principalpoop: nixon and the heavy water?
Dexter Fong: The heavy wiater?
Dexter Fong: waiter?
Principalpoop: some kind of bong water
cease: it aint heavy, its my brother's deuterium
Principalpoop: it gets them wet as they say
Dexter Fong: Gang a bong, geti it off
Principalpoop: anybody tried a vaporizer?
Principalpoop: i am seeing them on the web in different places now, never heard of them before...
Dexter Fong: Try one for what?
Principalpoop: not vicks hehe, herb
Dexter Fong: Well, Cat..I'm glad that at the end the news was good
Dexter Fong: um oops?
cease: yeah if i'm, really lucky, i'l live as lnog as you, dex
Principalpoop: new technology for the ahh, smokeless delivery of ahh smoke
cease: i hope to get to nyc next may instead of this one.
Dexter Fong: And I'll live as long as my mother
Principalpoop: nobody can live as long as fong
Principalpoop: your mom is still around fong? wow
Dexter Fong: Poop: Cat should be able to tell you about vaporizers
Principalpoop: when do we see her on the today show?
cease: coming to see you and others in nyc next month was a kind of reward i had given myself for surviving this. but i expecrt to survive another year, inshallah
Dexter Fong: Poop: Yeah...98 years old
Principalpoop: she beat my grandmom, she was 97
cease: my mother turns 90 in june but has no idea of either 90 nor june
Principalpoop ( cat
cease: will go visit her on easter with our tiny guest dog
Dexter Fong: Well, dear Friends, I got a lot of cleaning up to do so see you next week on usual schedule
cease: despitge the rages of alzheimters and her general disintegrationk she is happier now thatn i'ge ever senen her
cease: off we got then, eh
Principalpoop: i hope she still finds pleasure even if she cannot recognize or know things...
cease: indeed, poop
Dexter Fong: Night Cat and Poop
Principalpoop: happy passover, easter, flying spaghetti monster days...
cease: thaks for the concern. i an off in search of diner
Principalpoop: night night, super week
||||||||| cease runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's cease?! It's 11:41 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Dexter Fong says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Dexter Fong exits at 11:41 PM.
||||||||| Principalpoop hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Principalpoop?! It's 11:41 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
H. Stones
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And, "The Home Team"