A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 01, 2009 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Bradley Cawster', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 7:06 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Bradley Cawster:
(; Go ahead ride the .wav ! ;)

Bradley Cawster: Forward me into the past, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood forwards Bradley Cawster into the past.
||||||||| Bradley Cawster scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Bradley Cawster?! It's 7:07 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| 9:06 AM: Firebroiled jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Firebroiled: The makers of Fantastic Cigarettes,
“Long in the leaf and Short in the can,"
bring you another true story from the tattered casebook of Nick Danger,
Third Eye.

Let’s join him now in the adventure we call, “Cut ‘Em Off At The Past!”


Let’s get down to business.
Uncross those beautiful stems of yours, baby.
Here’s the case I call Number 666.

It all began innocently enough, on Thursday.
I was sitting in my office that drizzly afternoon,
listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desktop,
and reading my name on the glass of my office door

My secretary lay snoring on the floor,
her long beautiful gams pinioned under the couch . . .

||||||||| 9:07 AM -- Firebroiled left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Catherwood escorts RedPillTweeny inside, makes a note of the time (6:53 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| It's 7:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ah,clem falls out at 8:14 PM.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| ah,clem leaves at 8:15 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood escorts GeneralCurtisTweenheart inside, makes a note of the time (9:00 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: thee eggs, are only the beginning...
||||||||| cease waltzes in at 9:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 01, 2009 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
cease: isnt that door knocked yet?
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: How obsidian of you
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bambi falls out at 9:01 PM.
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: JHi cease, Bambi
Bambi: Hello Dear Friends :-)
cease: shes no fun, she fell right over
Bambi: hey Cat, Tween
Bambi: lol
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour me a toasted almond and pours everyone their favorite lovely beverage
||||||||| Catherwood hands Bambi a toasted almond and pours everyone their favorite lovely beverage.
Bambi: thank you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're very welcome!"
Bambi: how's everyone's week been?
Bambi: Clem is lurking lol
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Could be better, could be worse. And yersef?
cease: van is awash in rain so i cant go out and take pix
cease: did you hear interview with austin and ossman posted on the firesign site?
||||||||| ah,clem steps in at 9:04 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bambi: heard that Kurt ... same here LOL
ah,clem: hi there
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Nino has no idea where you guys are this week, Bambi
Bambi: hey ah,clem ... step up to the yellow rubber line...
cease: hey clem, whats on the menu for tonight?
Bambi: kewl :-)
cease: ah, the clem voice
ah,clem: HCYB and Dear Friends
Bambi: we are in an unknown location LOL
Bambi: great choices ... always fun :-)
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Hey clem
ah,clem: nino knows how I feel, lol
Bambi: lol
ah,clem: unknown location
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Two Places is quite appropriate, then ;)
Bambi: yes lol
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'H. Stones', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:08 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
ah,clem: "how can you be..."
Bambi: It was like he (Merlyn) knew lol
cease: clem, did you hear the ossman/austin interview just posted on the firesign site?
ah,clem: good evening, Mr. Stones
Bambi: Stones! cheers
cease: austin says meeting bergman is like turning on the peter bergman show
ah,clem: not yet, Cat
cease: for a minute, an hour, whatever
H. Stones: Greetings Sir Clem
cease: clem you should download it and play it here. its great
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Hail and well met, Stones
H. Stones: and to you General
H. Stones: thanks for the two story out door john cartoon
Bambi: sounds like that might be a good idea Cat
cease: hey stones
cease: jsut a shot away old man
H. Stones: You cease
cease: its on the firesign site for us, from merlyn. where is he, anyway?
Bambi: ...if you lived here, you'd be home by now
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Heard from Honey lately, Stones?
cease: how's life in the uk?
H. Stones: its life, Captain but not as we know it
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:11 PM and H. Sanchez sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bambi: hi Honey!!!
Bambi: great to see you! hope all is well
H. Sanchez: Greetings
H. Stones: thats a significant time for you to appear Honey
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Spreaking of the devil :)
Bambi: yes, Tweeny was just asking after you Honey :-)
cease: honey!
H. Sanchez: hi Bambi hi clem Hello Tween, heya Cease
ah,clem: welcome in
cease: the bees rejoice
Bambi: and here you materialize :-)
H. Sanchez: it's all in the timing
H. Sanchez grins
cease: timing over spacing
Bambi: how are things on the other side of the pond Stones? and how are things where you are Honey?
H. Sanchez: it's getting cold here in the mountains now soon snow
H. Sanchez: I got a new little monster beast little dog big teeth
Bambi: wow, must be high up there Honey
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: What mountains?
cease: how are you, honey?
Bambi: what did you name the little monster ;-)
H. Stones: over here Bambi, election fever and countdown has begune, the party of lies, betrayal and smug conceited money grabbing will next spring be replaced by the party of conceited, money grabbing, betrayal and lies
cease: not on false drugs
ah,clem: Mutley? he he he
H. Sanchez: the sangre de cristo mountains north of taos nm her name is zoe
||||||||| pooboner enters at 9:15 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
pooboner: poo
||||||||| "Hey pooboner!" ... pooboner turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:16 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:16 PM and lilmatt sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'mang', just granted probation at 9:16 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
H. Stones: that two story toilet is gonna be full pretty soon tween
cease: the blood of christ?
H. Sanchez: poop to you poo
cease: as oppposed to shit?
Bambi: I know how that feels Stones ...unfortunately
H. Sanchez: hehehe
mang: mmmm, yes
H. Sanchez: yes translated literally
Bambi: lilmatt? mang? pooboner?
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: lol
||||||||| "9:17 PM? 9:17 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Carl Allen Archibald II should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Carl Allen Archibald II enters and sits in the comfy chair.
cease: we are being inundated with new nameries
Bambi: welcome :-)
cease: kinda gross name for mountains
Bambi: hi Carl AAII
H. Sanchez: hello all newbodies
cease: or not
Bambi: maybe I should have chosen a different name tonight LOL
H. Sanchez: i spose cease the conquering spaniards named the mountains
lilmatt: hello there
cease: where is big matt?
lilmatt: haha he aint here
H. Sanchez: gee nino has placed me in new york wheee time to go ubershopping
cease: yes, white people are into that, honey
Bambi: is that lili? and doc? and boney? and I have no idea who Carl AAII might be lol
H. Stones: i think Nino is on drugs again
cease: that supposes nino is ever off drugs, stones
H. Stones: as you know, we take drugs pretty seriously in our house
lilmatt: u an so lost right now
cease: carl stone used to be a regular here
lilmatt: i am**
H. Stones: how long did he go unturned, cease
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Ariel plummets into the garden at 9:19 PM.
H. Sanchez: hey catherwood please take the drugs from nino
||||||||| Catherwood takes the drugs from nino.
cease: he kinda drifted off. like most of the former chatters
Bambi: and welcome Ariel
Ariel: thanks :D
H. Stones: ah, great, i really need a new Ariel now that our TV and Radio has gone digital, Greetings Ariel, just sit right down and plug yourslef in
cease: angles, demons, what next?
H. Sanchez: i havent drifted but i am living in nowheresville at the moment
H. Sanchez: hello ariel
cease: i hope you are well, honey
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: lol Stones
Ariel: hello
H. Stones: The square of the Hippopotamus i think, Cease
H. Sanchez: i am doing ok cease could be better but not complaining
cease: as a fellow former sherman oaks resident, i wish you continued existance
Bambi: kinda sounds like the rest of us Honey LOL
H. Sanchez: thanks cease
cease: he must be square, he's wearing brown shoes
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Seems to be the current theme, doesn't it Bambi?
H. Stones: everyone knows brown shoes dont make it, cease, Zappa said so
H. Sanchez: brown shoes dont make it
ah,clem: white socks?
||||||||| Catherwood leads what into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:23 PM, then departs.
Bambi: yes, very much so Tweeny
cease: my fave mothers album, and thats saying alot
H. Stones: arnt they a football team, Clem
ah,clem: huh?
cease: what's on first?
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: What?
H. Sanchez: hey! stop reading my mind stones
H. Stones: What may be a not
Bambi: ok, and now that what is here, who's on first?
cease: are we being bombarded with bots?
H. Sanchez: i dunno is on third
H. Stones: i think we may be cease
what: love bots
H. Sanchez: woooooooo
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Wow, Melbourne
Bambi: sure seems like it ....
cease: as opposed to humans, what?
what: but i cant hear your funny accent saying it
cease: how do ever really know?
what: you have to fill out those number boxes
what: then you know
cease: carl stone?
cease: skiner, come back to life? we have more boxes for you
||||||||| Catherwood ushers the Fool on the Hill in through the front door at 9:25 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
H. Sanchez: ummmmmm maybe i did a bad thing I favorited the chatroom on my stumble blog
Bambi: hey FoH
H. Sanchez blushes
the Fool on the Hill: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah siiiiiiiiiiiiir!@
H. Sanchez: hello fool
H. Stones: i thought Ninos map would epand to take in the southern hemisphere but apparently not
cease: are you responsible for these bot=types, honey?
H. Stones: expand
the Fool on the Hill: hi all
H. Sanchez: ummmmmmmmm i dunno
Ariel: anyone seen the movie rendition?
H. Sanchez: i dont think so cease
cease: hi fool. hows it foolin?
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: nope
Bambi: might want to remove that Honey LOL
cease: no ariel, have you?
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Nino's map does indeed include the Southern Hemisphere
Ariel: getting ready to watch it i just wanted to see if it was good
cease: you know anything about it, ariel?
H. Sanchez: ok bambi guess i better i spose i thought firesign theatre peeps might come n join the chat
H. Stones: i saw a bootleg of that movie
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Has 'what' located in Melbourne
Bambi: well we all listening to Firesign Theatre (link in topic above) and chatting like we do every thursday evening
Ariel: basically the government takes people to different countries and tortures them and makes them dissapear
cease: sounds docy
cease: documentary-y
Bambi: all those who enjoy firesign theatre are always welcome
ah,clem: the French Legume, he he
cease: aus? follow the yellow brick road, watch out for wallabies
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Yes, we have done a lot of that, Ariel
cease: indeed, bambi
H. Sanchez: catherwood bring me a pernod please
||||||||| Catherwood gets H. Sanchez a pernod.
H. Stones: in the USA and the UK, Ariel, it often just tortures them at home to save money
Ariel: done alot of what general?
Bambi: we have not Tweeny ... it's those who have taken over that do that!
ah,clem: and tie your kangaroo down
cease: what is pernod?
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Catherwood, nod at Honey
||||||||| Catherwood nods at honey.
||||||||| It's 9:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Carl Allen Archibald II - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| mang - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| lilmatt - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Ariel: lol
cease: is it a liquer?
Bambi: we don't torture anyone or approve of it
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: In our name, I meant, of course ;)
H. Sanchez: yes cease
cease: who is "we? bambi?
Ariel: i would be willing to torture a couple people
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Frankly, I'd say it's become part of the culture
H. Sanchez ha
Bambi: Catherwood, please pours our new friends their favorite lovely beverage
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Bambi and asks "Do you have something for me to do?"
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: lol Ariel
H. Stones: depends on what you mean by "we" bambi
H. Sanchez laughs
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Who _is_ we?
cease: canada is part of us involvment in afghanistan so if the us tortures afghanis, we are part of that
Bambi: Catherwood, please give our new friends their favorite lovely beverage
||||||||| Catherwood hands our new friends their favorite lovely beverage.
H. Stones: I have an every growing long list myself, Ariel
H. Stones: ever
ah,clem: depends on what you mean by torture, Honey
Ariel: lol same here
H. Stones: sorry, the CTS is giving me probs
cease: not a good road to travel, stones, ariel
Bambi: I personally am not sure I want to be part of any country the way things are going
Ariel: just because we want to doesn't mean we'll do it
the Fool on the Hill: Osirus' 'Nose' is still in Rome (or the Vatican to be specific)
cease: dex said he woulndt be here this week, right?
ah,clem: who am US anyway?
the Fool on the Hill: in the center if Isis' ..uh.. handcerchief
cease: is that an actual thing, fool?
Bambi: I think you are right Cat
cease: burn my uniform
H. Stones: trouble is cease, they burn your uniform with you still in it
the Fool on the Hill: i know that that one came from Egypt. But Obeliques in general represent the substitute phallus that Isis made for Osirus, when she resurected him
the Fool on the Hill: so that she could concieve Horus
H. Stones: i was once asked by our government to go and spy when i was a government worker but i failed my cock sucking exam
cease: recently read Napolon in Egypt by Juan Cole.
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Heroic Police Electro-Torture, Humiliate Double Amputee - http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/036713.html
cease: mildly recommended
cease: his blog is much more interesting
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: LOL Stones
H. Sanchez: the romans knocked the noses off all the old gods n stuff
ah,clem: Napolon's blog?
the Fool on the Hill: which makes St Peter's square (which is actually round) symbolic of the conception of a pagan god
H. Sanchez: hahaha stones
H. Stones: any the romans had missed, the victorians broke
cease: juan coles, clme
cease: ive been there, but i'm not square
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: There is much pagan symbolism in Christianity, from what I've seen
Ariel: very true
H. Stones: oh, cease, i thought that was just the box, inside i assumed you were tanned and handsome
cease: religions are organic things, tween
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: yeah
H. Stones: yes, the Christians are heavily into Organs
cease: neither, stones,
H. Sanchez: pipe organs?
cease: imaigne scientology a thousand years from now
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Hard to catch a tan in Vancouver, one would think
H. Stones: well all types i assume but the Catholicks like playing with other peoples quite a lot,
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: I'd rather not, cease
cease: taning places do a good business here
H. Sanchez: cease all the scientologists will be in a volcano full of lava
Ariel: religions are just war starters
H. Stones: you can get a good rust there, Tween which is almost as effective
Bambi: so are political opinions apparently
H. Stones: who was it said that Old men start wars for young men to die in ?
H. Sanchez: nixon?
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| what - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
H. Stones: l;ol
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: a salt water tan?
cease: in the sense that if i belive this and you belive differently, we should have a war
H. Stones: ok but who else
cease: but more often we dont, so our species continues
H. Stones: exactly tween
H. Stones: not that you got much water in your parts right now Tween
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Well, we're the 'chosen people' cease ;)
Ariel: you know this is the first time i've ever been on here
cease: what happend to what?
the Fool on the Hill: i firmly believe that the regents of the catholic church are liars, exploiting the religion (which they don't truely subscribe to) to keep themselves on the top of the world
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:41 PM, dragging Elayne by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
H. Stones: but who did the choosing and for what reason
H. Stones: Hi El
Elayne: Evenin' all! Wow, full house.
cease: did you see todays news about 4 millino year old proto human, tween?
cease: hey el
H. Sanchez: hello
H. Stones: wow, cease, you mean they dug up nixon ?
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: It's been an incredibly dry summer. We've only recently been getting some t-storms
ah,clem: we had a few wild jokers earlier, E
cease: i belive you are right about that, fool
Bambi: "The fact is, war is started by old men who never go near the war, and wars are always fought by the young. The king of Belgium once noted that it takes 20 years of peace to produce a man and 20 seconds of war to destroy him."
cease: Ardi her name is
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Hey E
cease: maybe the anti-evolutions will stop watching the news when such things are broadcast
Bambi: hi Elayne :-)
H. Stones: i wasnt aware that they had ever watched it , cease
cease: which king was that, bambi? the one who killed all those millions of congolese for not making enough money for him fast enough?
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: >>cease: did you see todays news about 4 millino year old proto human, tween?<< yes, I did
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: That put humans back much earlier than we thought
the Fool on the Hill: not to say that the religion itself doesn't have its merits; but the people running the show are out for themselves, and the congregation are mere cattle to them
cease: the discovery of zinjanthropus in 1959 changed my life. i even wrote a musical about it
H. Sanchez: wow cease
H. Stones: i think i missed that one, cease
H. Sanchez is impressed
H. Stones: how good were the reviews ?
cease: i could burst into song here, but thankfully this inst the right medium
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Well, the world is only 6,000 years old, cease. As Bill Hicks says, apparently god went around planting fossils to test out faith
Bambi: no idea, Cat. I found it on ixquick lol
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: kewl, cease
the Fool on the Hill: this play is very organic
H. Stones: maybe we could start and audio chat room in Skype, Cease
||||||||| Principalpoop sashays in at 9:46 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
H. Sanchez: oh Stones that would be super!
Bambi: hey Princep
H. Stones: Yo Poopster
the Fool on the Hill: we already have one
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: It's 'organized religion' that causes the problems, Fool
H. Sanchez: hey Poop hiya
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Wow, cute walk, P
Principalpoop: stones can tell me my accent renders me intelligbile
cease: el poopo
H. Stones: One is the loneliest Number,
Bambi: it's religion and politics combining that causes the real problem
H. Sanchez: catherwood please sashay like Poop
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to H. Sanchez and says "Someone mention my name?"
the Fool on the Hill: darned LP print-through
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: True, Bambi
Elayne: I didn't realize there'd be a MInistry of SIlly Walks around here tonight...
the Fool on the Hill: isn't there always?
Principalpoop sashays his ashay
H. Stones: we have have a street near dedicated to the old queens called Mincing Lane
Principalpoop: hola honey
H. Sanchez goose steps around the place
Bambi: lol
the Fool on the Hill: that's a sassy ashay sashay, ya got there
Principalpoop: ahh, that was you that goosed me honey
H. Stones: You look good in those Boots
H. Sanchez: thanks
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: 20 most bizarre Craigslist adverts of all time - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6157363/20-most-bizarre-Craigslist-adverts-of-all-time.html
H. Stones: but dont step on that goose, i need the eggs
Principalpoop: i have always been goosey
Principalpoop: YOU FUELS!
H. Stones: ok, poop would you like me to have a gander
||||||||| It's 9:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ariel - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
H. Sanchez: oh hahaha i read one the other day a guy was asking for help to move his chickens
Bambi: we have bantam chicken eggs here
cease: hlaf a key largo, he split it with the sound effects island
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'llandfyll', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:50 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
llandfyll: sdfghjk
Principalpoop: wb llan
Elayne: Hey Llan!
Bambi: hi llan
H. Sanchez: hey llan
cease: your name is lke my splelling, llan
H. Stones: llandfyll, is a site for sore eyes
Principalpoop: i see didn't in come you
llandfyll: lol
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Hey LL
Principalpoop: something on the comedy channel had a commerical with a pussy on a leash and a cock
H. Stones: dont go there Poop
Principalpoop: can I sit ah, clem?
cease: there are people who would put you in jail for typing that, poop
the Fool on the Hill: ▶▶
the Fool on the Hill s
H. Stones: Humour him cease, he is in gaol but hasnt yet realised it
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: clem should have put his thumb on his script
the Fool on the Hill: ►►
Bambi: π
the Fool on the Hill: well it used to work
Principalpoop: art holeflapper jr, my lawyer, keeps me out of jail
llandfyll: pi in the sky
Elayne: Wow, looks like a great bunch of characters in here.
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Mmmmmmmm pi
||||||||| 9:53 PM: sdclee jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Principalpoop: back to the future ah, clem
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Hi Lee
Principalpoop: sdclee, howdee
llandfyll: Hey sd!
cease: wahts with the names tonight?
Bambi: Ω≈çç√√∫µ≤≥÷æ…¬˚∆˙˙©∂ßå‘“πø¨¥®´∑œ¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠
ah,clem: hey Lee, up late tonight?
cease: is fhis from honey's blog?
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Mudhead', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:54 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
H. Stones: thats no way for a lady to speak, Bambi
sdclee: hi
Bambi: hey Lee
Bambi: hey Mudhead
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Hai Mud
Mudhead: hello dear fiends
ah,clem: Bambi caught a code...
cease: as if i got traffifc on my blog!
Principalpoop: hip hop mudhead
Elayne: Hey Mudhead!
llandfyll: Hey Muddy
sdclee: ho bambi
cease: ah, mud. a real person
H. Sanchez: heya mudhead
H. Stones: a code in the node
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: lol clem
the Fool on the Hill: the page encoding is still UTF-8. should work
H. Stones: Hi there Mud
Principalpoop: any english school boy could catch it
llandfyll: I wonder if Muddy Waters' real name was Mudhead
cease: still waters run muddy
Principalpoop: only half a ke
Bambi: RED
the Fool on the Hill: McKinley Morganfield
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: «Ï
Mudhead: I would like to invite all of my friends to a Windows 7 party I'm holding online and here in New London CT It will be held Oct 23 Fri at 8pm est. More details if you send your email to adds@adds.cc
Principalpoop: BLEU cheese
Bambi: [color=red]RED[/color]
Bambi: ok, I can't remember how to do color here now lol
Mudhead: Ctrl-K
the Fool on the Hill: HTML
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: and bring your Skype, right Mud?
H. Stones: I feel like a Stranger in my own home town, who wrote that
llandfyll: I don't do windows. I'm sickly
Mudhead: yes, Skype, Ustream, and I might also stream it from adds.cc
Principalpoop: stereostereotypingtyping llan?
llandfyll: hmm?
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Stranger In My Own House is the band Foreigner
Elayne has too much work to do. Next wek, folks.
||||||||| "Hey Elayne!" ... Elayne turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:58 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
llandfyll: that was a quote from the honeymooners actually
H. Sanchez: feel like a stranger is by the grateful dead
Principalpoop: night E
Mudhead: nite E
llandfyll: she never lets anyone say goodbye
the Fool on the Hill: <font color=blue%gt;...</font>
cease: by el
Bambi: have a great week Elayne
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Also true, Honey
H. Sanchez: yup
the Fool on the Hill: oops i flubbed an entity. oh well
Bambi: oh, standard color markup
Mudhead: FOH I need your email plz
llandfyll: that was what I thought of. the shakedown street ablum
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Is that from the Go To Heaven album?
H. Sanchez: yes
Mudhead: Honey is here?
H. Stones: its credited as Elvis but i think he pinched it from a guy called Percy Mayfield
Bambi: RED
Principalpoop: perhaps
the Fool on the Hill: used to be able to use CSS as well; but it was abusable
H. Sanchez: or many bootlegged tapes from shows over the years
ah,clem: too obvious
H. Sanchez: i see red
Mudhead: Hunny is that u?
Bambi: glad Merlyn fixed that
Bambi: LOL
H. Sanchez: yes mudhead tis meeee
cease: thatsa good, honey. if you dindt see that colour, there would be something wrong with your eyes
Mudhead: Woohoo!
Bambi: Teal
llandfyll: never been a deadhead but I've had the dead shoved down my throat
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: I like a lot of their work
H. Sanchez: haha llan
the Fool on the Hill: notabley, is was possible to change the colour attributes for the page body, which could make everything invisible, amongst other things
Mudhead: Im not gonna touch that line llan
H. Stones: theres are worse places they could have shoved it, llan
cease: that must have been painful, llan
H. Sanchez: once a deadhead always a deadhead
llandfyll: Bambi! How do you do colors?!
H. Sanchez old deadhead chick
Mudhead: not so old
Bambi: use standard html color codes pretty much
cease: i could mention how the dead asked me to do commercial for them in 89 but i've done enough gossip for one chat
Mudhead: Hunny plz send me an email, I really want to invite you an Stones
llandfyll: actually I started listening to them when I managed an arabic restaurant in RI in the 80s
the Fool on the Hill: i suggested more specific filters; but apparently he decided that it was an expendible feature, and set it to filter off all style= attributes
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: wow cease
llandfyll: only because it was an alternative to arabic music
cease: yes honey, you can email me too
Bambi: Hello Dear Friends!
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Arabs like the Grateful Dead?
H. Sanchez: whats the invitie to please??
cease: when we started adbusters, they really liked it. so they asked us to do some psa for theri all night new years eve show
Mudhead: a party online
llandfyll: we would play the ali baba stuff during the week and on sunday nights the local college station played 3 hours of the grateful dead and I took a break
cease: i wrote some short plays and faxed them to bob weir, who loved them and said go ahead
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Ah, I see LL
Principalpoop: I've heard just enough
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Abouth the only Grateful Dead album that would work would be Blues for Allah
the Fool on the Hill: a Windows 7 party?
Bambi: I never noticed that he said "My fellow American" singular on this piece lol
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: very cool, cease
llandfyll: so because of that circumstance, I am one of those who can name a GD song just by hearing the start of a jam
cease: i dont know the time frame but austin was involved with the dead. wrrote a film scirpt for them
H. Stones: is the Windows 7 a celebration or a Wake
llandfyll: other than me only deadheads can do that
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Yeah, Bambi :)
Mudhead: well, really just a reason to gather online, joke, laff, n sing
cease: ive done lots of cool shit, tween. just not so much recently
H. Stones: mamm dont allow no singin in here
H. Sanchez: ok but where?
Bambi: will be a lot of fun Mudhead
the Fool on the Hill: lol Stones
Mudhead: but I told M$ I'd huck the product anyway
cease: i hope its a hiatus, as opposed to a decline
H. Stones: Vista was already hucked
H. Sanchez: i can do that llan
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: I sure hope it doesn't end up being a better Vista
Bambi: comparatively, windows 7 much better than vista
H. Sanchez: zunibluesky@hotmail.com for email Emily Jones for Skype
llandfyll: actually I used to never miss in those days
H. Stones: anything is a better vista, a blender, anything
Mudhead: they invited me to host a Win 7 Install party and they'd kick in a copy of Win 7, I guess they thought I was gonna invite people over to the crib
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Good to hear, Bambi
the Fool on the Hill: i'm being hopeful that Win7 will remain a step in the right direction—though i know that a lot of the evils are still in there (e.g. violatively aggressive DRM, home-phoning)
Principalpoop: god damn the pusher man
Bambi: you got that right FoH ...they are there
llandfyll: catherwood, get me a cup of muddy waters. hold the half and half
||||||||| Catherwood gets llandfyll a cup of muddy waters hold the half and half.
H. Sanchez: nooooooooo not gunna go win 7 party
H. Stones: a step away from vista is quite naturally a step in the right direciton
Bambi: we get toad away twice tonight LOL
llandfyll: I wouldn't know a vista from my sista
H. Sanchez: bring back windows 98 2nd edition that was one damn stable platform
Bambi: it's not over though as Clem reinforces :-)
Mudhead: they'll be lots of opportunity to kvewtch on the 23 Im sure
Principalpoop: let me check your visa
H. Stones: i second that
H. Stones: excuse me poop, is this your bar of soap
ah,clem: this is the full toad
Mudhead: ahh, 98, like a soft rose petal
Principalpoop: dos 3.0
llandfyll: so do we
Bambi: and totally running as root user and no choice ... wouldn't hold up on the current Internet for 5 minutes
the Fool on the Hill: more stable them 98fe. but still fairly wobbly
Mudhead: 3.11
the Fool on the Hill: and the same abismal process management
Bambi: but great for non-internet computer!
llandfyll: so what's everybody drinking tonight?
Principalpoop: yes, but those are not my hairs, my hair is gray now stones...
H. Stones: thats just the way i feel Fool
H. Stones: what exactly have you been washing with this soap , Poop ?
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Lone Star, what else?
H. Sanchez is dringing Pernod llan
Principalpoop: campari, with a twist
llandfyll: I'm having arabica
the Fool on the Hill: 98se was the peak of the Windows 3 & 4 bloodline
H. Stones: like we did last summer, Poop
Mudhead: Ameretto onthe rocks
ah,clem: a light ale for me
the Fool on the Hill: 2k was the peak of the Windows NT bloodline
Principalpoop: you made me shout stones
H. Sanchez: hear hear fool!!
H. Stones: passes Clem a dark ale and a Maglight
ah,clem: ah
H. Sanchez: ooooh too late for coffee for me llan
llandfyll: you heard the orders catherwood. fill them please
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to llandfyll and says "Someone mention my name?"
Principalpoop: toad away toad away
Bambi: sutter home white merlot here tonight (never heard of it before)... they had those little one wine glass per bottle thingeys
Mudhead: 2K still used and abused on most of our warships
ah,clem: Lee is aso in the UK, Stones
H. Stones: no wonder we aint winning, Mud
the Fool on the Hill: i'd like some of the features/fixes that XP brought, but without the things that make me want to take a sledge to it
llandfyll: never heard of white merlot
cease: stones, are you in liverpool now?
Mudhead: those are the mini-bar bottles Bambi
llandfyll: but I have seen sutter home
llandfyll: one night when he was drunk
cease: white merlot?
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Lee's fading fast
Bambi: are they?
the Fool on the Hill: Win2k is the normal Windows areound here
Bambi: well, the nice thing you only open what you want
H. Stones: no, Cease its just where the nearest backbone is located, i am in the centre of Norther England
cease: i rememver in 4th grade, hearig ther history of sutter and the gold rush
Bambi: Lee and Stones are on the other side of the pond so ... quite undestandable
cease: the south's lee or another, tween?
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Lee's up near the Scot border
Mudhead: Most of my calls are Vista now, so Ive got it an XP machines to test stuff on
Principalpoop: and neil young after the gold rush
llandfyll: I've never associated any one individual with the gold rush
llandfyll: except charlie chaplin
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: No, not the General ;)
cease: i just clicked nino and it had you there, stones
llandfyll: and now that I think of it, neil young
H. Sanchez: nino has me in ny ny
llandfyll: never heard of sutter
cease: one of the best song writers canada has ever produced, even if has lived in cal the last 40 years or so
H. Stones: nino gets turned back at backbones i think cease. when i was on AOL it often marmed me as being in either NY NY or Virginia
Principalpoop: are you fong honey?
Bambi: hope that's a NON coal plant llandfyll llan ;-)
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Hmm, it appears you're right, cease
llandfyll: nino has me 100 miles south as usual
H. Sanchez: yeah sutters mill is where they first found gold in californie
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: He's in the south tonight
H. Sanchez: no i am not fong
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: But that's not where he's from
llandfyll: no, I'm a slag
llandfyll: heap
Principalpoop: honey denies being fong
H. Stones: used to be a llanfyl site now hes a slag heap, promotion prospects not so good eh llan ?
llandfyll: I kid you not. I had a next door neighbor, an old icelandic woman named aslag
Mudhead: like ass lag?
Principalpoop: or asl ag?
H. Sanchez is not a slag
llandfyll: her twin sons were two years older than me and we hung out together
Mudhead: not in NY NY yur not
Principalpoop: with the mom or the sons? hehe
llandfyll: maybe she just looked old
llandfyll: but being american I didn't know what a slag was
Principalpoop: a hoot, are you a hoot honey?
llandfyll: she was not very pleasant actually
Principalpoop: coming from iceland will do that llan
||||||||| It's 10:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| sdclee - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
H. Stones: its not plague its just swine flu, now wash your hands
H. Sanchez: i can be a hoot at times poop
llandfyll: I used to call her ass-leg behind her back
Principalpoop: you have my soap stones
Mudhead: how bout a holler also?
H. Stones: a also have your hair, poop
Principalpoop: or was it ass-back behind her leg?
H. Sanchez: a contortionist?
ah,clem: ...
Bambi :-)
Principalpoop: ouch
Bambi: lol
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: fun with HTML
Mudhead: hmm, punctuational round these parts
llandfyll: html isn't short for hotmail is it?
H. Sanchez: lol
Mudhead: Hyper Text Markup Language
Principalpoop: i am a short hot male llan hehe
H. Stones: oh no, red fonts, my eyes, my eyes !!!!
ah,clem: just put a towell over it
Principalpoop: you have no eyes, just black dots like little orphan annie stones
llandfyll: orphan annie had white dots
Principalpoop: i forget if you have eyebrows or not
Principalpoop: where they white?
llandfyll: I dont' know if you remember chuck mccann as orphan annie on tv but that used to scare the living daylights out of me
Bambi: Ω, Ω on the range
llandfyll: I was real little
ah,clem: lol Bambi
Bambi :-)
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: lol
Principalpoop: those cartoons were black and white, unless she was afro-amercian llan, impossible
llandfyll: what's impossible?
Principalpoop: the sound of one hand clapping
Bambi: well, have the living daylight savings scared out of ourselves in another month or so
Bambi: well=we'll
llandfyll: that's not impossible. I can clap one hand
Principalpoop: spanking your monkey does not count
ah,clem: "where the caps and the coils do ring"
Mudhead: I also can, with another hand
Principalpoop: give that man a hand
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: How very Zen, LLan
Bambi hands him a hand
Mudhead: shoot em inna hand, use a handgun
llandfyll: lol
Principalpoop: in alabama the tuskaloosa
Bambi: I bet he wears white Mudhead
cease: zen is fun, for the fun impaired
ah,clem: meditate on that
llandfyll: that's irrelephant
Principalpoop: i am a cityzen
cease: buddha would sit on you, poop
the Fool on the Hill: we have sloppylily constructed elephants here
Bambi: they probably make them out of fly ash concrete
Principalpoop: not if my big brodda stopped the buddha
llandfyll: what is fly ash?
Mudhead: if a man claims he is Buddha kill him
Bambi: coal ash/fly ash
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Wonder how many flys you have to buen to make enough ash for an elephant?
llandfyll: aha
Principalpoop: bud ahhhh
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: burn
Bambi: left over after burning coal in a coal fired plant ...
Principalpoop: burn baby burn, have not heard that in a while
ah,clem: a land fill that does not know about fly ask, how quaint
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: ah ;)
H. Sanchez: i thought that was called churt bambi
llandfyll: lol
ah,clem: sah
Principalpoop: don't churt yourself on the chutney
llandfyll: but why do they call it fly ash?
Mudhead: ouch, that was a bone
ah,clem: been taking typing lessons from Cat, lol
llandfyll: boning up on the chutney?
Principalpoop: dyslexics untie
ah,clem: because it tends to fly out the stack, if not trapped by some means
llandfyll: aha
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: I like pre-boned chutney
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: lol P
ah,clem: now they trap it and put it in landfills, lol
the Fool on the Hill: OMG UofA is in Tuscaloosa. That's funny!
the Fool on the Hill: (it's also that i didn't know that, after living here for 15 years)
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: What do they use as bait, clem?
the Fool on the Hill: pretty bad^
Principalpoop: the girls there are like bad photographs, over-exposed and under-developed, rimshot
llandfyll: must be an old spinach custom
Principalpoop: scallions
llandfyll: scallions are spanish galleons
Mudhead: Dems de Hip hop greens, dose rap-scallions
Principalpoop: is that like a litre?
llandfyll: or maybe they are scallops with onions
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: So a rapscallion is a gangstas ship?
llandfyll: LOL
Mudhead: funny as we age, we go from hip-hop to hip-op
Principalpoop: ouch mud
the Fool on the Hill: most people call them rap-green-onions; but they're really rap-scallions
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Quite, Mud
Bambi: "A large coal train called a "unit train" may be two kilometers[3] (over a mile) long, containing 100 railcars with 90 metric tons in each one, for a total load of 9,000 metric tons. A large plant under full load requires at least one coal delivery this size every day."
Principalpoop: they go past my house bambi
Principalpoop: lots of those new double-decker tractor-trailers carriers too
Bambi: they will be coming right up to our town's back door twice a day for the 1500 MW plant if they get it approved!
llandfyll: that's a long time to sit in neutral at the crossing
llandfyll: bet everybody shuts off their engine
Principalpoop: my road is on this side on the track llan, i checked before we moved in
the Fool on the Hill: diesel locomotives never shut down
Principalpoop: interplanetary airport central
H. Sanchez: thats the new spaceport in southern new mexico poop
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Why is that, FoH?
H. Sanchez: richard branson virgin airlines going into space
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: http://www.kurtericson.com/science.html
llandfyll: is branson going to be the first passenger?
llandfyll: wonder if he'll use a hot air balloon
Principalpoop: voila
H. Sanchez: he himself is full of so much hot air he could put himself in space
Mudhead: if they listen to me they'll use balloons
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: lol
H. Sanchez: i doubt he will be the first passenger but maybe
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: I really like that a private company is doing that, though
Mudhead: rockets fired from balloons
llandfyll: Virgin Balloon Lines
ah,clem: rather hard on the baloons
H. Sanchez: only the rich can get up into space the ticket is about 200 grand
H. Sanchez: i met branson once at the intnl balloon festival
Mudhead: theyre just balloons
llandfyll: and considering there isn't much to do in space...
Principalpoop: I thought branson was a city
Mudhead: sex
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Still Honey, it's a good start to private space travel
ah,clem: the best rollercoaster scam since the circus came to town
Principalpoop: balloons and sex?
H. Sanchez: branson missouri poop
Mudhead: space travel and sex
llandfyll: you are thinking of white balloons, princ
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Branson, MO is a tourist town with lots of 'family-oriented' music venues
H. Sanchez: sounds kinky poop
Principalpoop: hehe
Principalpoop: is it the same branson?
Bambi: there's always gonna be the those who have to be first that will pay R&D ... so the rest of us can get a coach ticket in 20 years lol
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Yeah, that's about it, Bambi
Principalpoop: wait, I have seen him on colbert, watersking with a topless girl on his back
H. Sanchez: lol poop
ah,clem: sucker born every minute
llandfyll: colbert is a twit
Principalpoop: i have not had a charms cherry lollipop in a long time
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: A seeker, clem. A seeker ;)
H. Sanchez: and a twat too llan
Principalpoop: yes, and I like him, daily show too
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: lol Honey
H. Sanchez: ooooh i used to get them in the movie theatres when i was little, poop i havent seen them in years
llandfyll: I haven't had a lollipop in about 40 years
Bambi: yeah, which apparently wasn't what the press made that out to be princep ... heard an interview with him and he explained how that all went down and basically what the rags did with it
Principalpoop: can we use that wod here? or only girls can? hehe
Principalpoop: word
Bambi: not that I totally believe either side but lol
llandfyll: herher
Bambi: knowing how trust worthy the press is...
Principalpoop: i don't know the whole story, don't watch the regular news anyway
Bambi: me either ... watched it on a youtube or vimeo or whatever video
llandfyll: oh, the press is fair and balanced
Principalpoop: i was shocked, shocked I say to see a vajayjay from a fox tv show at huffington post
Bambi: yes, they are an equal opportunity offender lol
ah,clem: right
llandfyll: the one at the dry cleaners I mean
H. Stones: ;
Principalpoop: wb your highness
Bambi: lol llan
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: What they don't tell you, is that it's a county fair with a seal balancing a ball on its nose
H. Stones: currently doing audio with Cease and Honey
Principalpoop: you tramps
Principalpoop: i was listening to the words, of that is why the lady is a tramp, they make no sense...
Bambi: skyping fools :-)
the Fool on the Hill
Mudhead: ahh, im tired
Mudhead: so very tired
llandfyll: ahh haven't slept a wink
Principalpoop: mud is tired, he is pooped
Mudhead: no , PP is pooped
llandfyll: no you are
the Fool on the Hill: just think: there are kids now who've never had to wait for the tv set to warm up
Mudhead: I'm tired
Principalpoop: yes I am
llandfyll: I'm poped
Mudhead: think I'll rotate myself outta here
Principalpoop: there are adults now that did not have to...
Bambi: or have the color take time to settle in lol
Principalpoop: sleep well mudking
llandfyll: spinning off?
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Rest well, Mud
Mudhead: plz send me those emails to adds@adds.cc
llandfyll: Nite Muddy
ah,clem: poop's on the radio
cease: so is catholicsm, llan
Bambi: or hit the top of the tube tv (bad thing to do) to get the picture back LOL
H. Sanchez: nite nite mudhead sweet dreams
Mudhead: nite dear friends
||||||||| 10:57 PM -- Mudhead left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Principalpoop: no no, the side bambi, to shake the tubes a little
the Fool on the Hill: soon we'll have a generation who've never had to adjust the colour
Bambi: or go with their Dad to the Western Auto with a box of tubes to test
the Fool on the Hill: (though PAL users already have that :)
Principalpoop: to drug fair, much cheaper
Bambi: night Mudhead!
Bambi: we didn't have a drug fair
llandfyll: that's no fair
Principalpoop: wow, in the poor part of virginia, did you have a peoples?
Bambi: or have your brain translate all the tones of grey to various colors
llandfyll: peoples?
Bambi: this was up on NJ princep ;-)
Principalpoop: Peoples Drug Store, like a Drug Fair lol
H. Sanchez iz confused
Principalpoop: oops, no telling what you had up there
ah,clem: there was a drug fair in williamsburg, you could test tubes for free, but if you wanted to buy one it was expensive
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: When Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea was hi-tech TV
llandfyll: seems to me a drug fair would get busted
Bambi: we didn't have to pay at Western Auto to test them ... was a service to the community
Principalpoop: some were ahh, clem, you learned which to buy there and which to go to a real hardware store for
Bambi: them were the days
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: getting up early to watch the saturday cartoons in color, for the first time
ah,clem: no, Bambi, those machines had new tubes in the bottom for sale, that is how they paid for it
ah,clem: not a service to the community
Principalpoop: right ah, clem
Bambi: nowadays you throw the TV away if it stops working cuz it's not worth fixing ... you could replace it cheaper than fix it
Bambi: ah, ok. we never bought any lol
Principalpoop: nothing to fix inside a flat screen anyway, not enough room there hehe
Bambi: we would just take a box there to test
Bambi: put it in the landfill ...
Principalpoop: we had to buy some constantly
llandfyll: sorry, no room
Principalpoop: no more rabbit ears
the Fool on the Hill: about the only repair that it worth attempting on current sets is resoldering joints
Bambi: my Dad would come up with a box of them from garage sales, etc. and we'd take'm to test them to see what was good and what wasn't
Principalpoop: ahh ok bambi
Bambi: lol llan
Principalpoop: honey stones and cat fading, the snobs
llandfyll: anybody seen fidel castro lately?
Bambi: there are times when I am not at all sure all the 'innovation' was worth our freedoms
H. Stones: our eyes are everwhere
llandfyll: he doesn't seem to come around here anymore
H. Sanchez: ;indeed
Principalpoop: i figured that would yank your chain
Bambi: (like all the time LOL)
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: In a piece of toast, LL
Principalpoop: freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose bambi
llandfyll: that was a non-sequitur but I did succeed in changing the subject
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: >>Bambi: there are times when I am not at all sure all the 'innovation' was worth our freedoms<< Exactly what I believe happened, Bambi
Bambi: what subject?
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: We traded the Constitution for 'stuff' and false security
Bambi: yes, Tween
llandfyll: I mean the object
ah,clem: FST did a great piece on coal on this for the time. A clear, yet comical statement on why it is wrong
Principalpoop: find the cost of freedom, buried in the ground, mother earth will bury you, lay your body down
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Yeah, what subject lol
Bambi: the white rabbit?
llandfyll: coal is wrong?
H. Sanchez: csny
Principalpoop: tubes, the future is tubes, oops, not anymore,
Bambi: coal is dirty
Bambi: clean coal is a misnomer
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: If not an oxymoron
cease: i think we are moving into a dirtier world, bambi
llandfyll: my grandfather died of coal
Principalpoop: i want electricity, i must have it, I don't care where it comes from, give me electricity...
cease: my country is doing it oil sands thing, which will bring about much harm to the planet and alberta itself
ah,clem: clean coal is a sham by those who proffit from it
Principalpoop: i have camped, I am not going back to that, if at all possible
Bambi: they blow up mountain tops to get it (adversely affecting those who live there) and then bringing it to coal plants and burning it and adversely affecting the health of those who live there ... this is a good thing?
llandfyll: seriously. miner's asthma/black lung. he was only 60
llandfyll: his grandfather died of coal when a big hunk of it fell on him
llandfyll: that's the truth
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Sorry to hear, LL :(
ah,clem: few miners live to 60
Bambi: heard that llan ... no part of what they do to get the coal is good
Bambi: the old way or the new way
llandfyll: well, I didn't know my grandfather' grandfather
llandfyll: but he must have been a great guy
H. Sanchez worked in the mines in colorado and new mexico
Bambi: there wasn't much work and the men basically knew they were sacrificing themselves for their families...very sad
Principalpoop: you would not get me into a mine, nooo nooo
llandfyll: my forbears were welsh immigrants in Pennsylvania
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Really, Honey? As in actual mining?
Principalpoop: i went in a cave once, we got lost, in there for 12 hours, hell on earth
H. Sanchez: yes
H. Stones: was the same here Bambi, miners had pneumoconiosis etc and were dropping like flies but the government just pretended that everything was fine of course
llandfyll: incredible. how did you get out?
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: I'll bet that put some muscles on ya
Bambi: now the family's homes are at risk ... check out http://www.iLoveMountains.org ... there are videos there that help people understand what is happening ... they are trying to bring it to light since those who are making money on it don't want that known
Principalpoop: the state police brought an expert who knew the cave
ah,clem: caving can be fun if you have proper equipment
Principalpoop: good for you ah, clem, enjoy, never again for me
Bambi: nor for us likely princep anymore
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Will cross you off the list for my next spelunking excursion, P
Principalpoop: i know people that love it, skydiving too pfffft
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: lol
the Fool on the Hill: haven't been caving in about 22 years
Principalpoop: did you like it honey? other than the work?
H. Sanchez: i liked the paycheck poop
H. Sanchez: s interesting
Principalpoop: same as the mine workers now...
H. Sanchez: it was interesting
H. Sanchez: sometimes absolutely beautiful
Bambi: yeah, but at what expense...it's like the bailouts
H. Sanchez: true i believe my health has declined due to the time i spent working in the mines
Principalpoop: the sense of millions of pounds of earth ready to fall on me, reduced my enjoyment of the beauty hehe
the Fool on the Hill: those rocks rarely go anywhere
Principalpoop: sure sure, the cave has been there for thousands of years
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Does this make you want to live on the West Coast, or what? - http://www.firesigntheatre.com/index.html
Bambi: industries shouldn't be hurting people or polluting the planet and they turn have turned their heads for so long. where we used to live in NJ, most won't drink the water that comes from the tap because of the Ciba Geigy fiasco
Bambi: (spelling?)
the Fool on the Hill: technology costs us more than most realise
Bambi: and the river is not safe to swim in
llandfyll: I lived in NJ but I don't remember Ciba Geigy
Principalpoop: i saw the net thing about some essential chemicals to build pcs coming from some dispicable hell pits in africa... i am evil and won't stop using pcs...
Bambi: same as here ... most of the time they close the river around here to swimming ... unsafe
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: http://www.epa.gov/region02/superfund/npl/ciba/
llandfyll: not all the water in nj is unsafe
Bambi: http://rarediseases.about.com/cs/leukemiasrare/a/031602.htm
llandfyll: well, you have all those orange-colored rivers, bambi
the Fool on the Hill: that's an element of why i like to keep old machines in service
Principalpoop: good man fool
||||||||| Catherwood ushers RedPillTweeny inside, makes a note of the time (11:21 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Ce n'
Principalpoop: big pharm tween on deck
llandfyll: tweeny's back
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Il n'est pas moi
llandfyll: what does RedPill, mean?
H. Sanchez: take the blue pill
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: From The Matrix
the Fool on the Hill: not the blue pill
llandfyll: ok then you're not
Principalpoop: one pill makes you smaller and the other...
Bambi: I wish they would focus on cleaning up the undeniable pollution which is killing people and poisoning the planet, instead of focusing on something like 'global warming'
the Fool on the Hill: the blue pill keeps you in the simulation. the red pill takes you out of it
Principalpoop: those problems are weaved together
llandfyll: well, global warming and pollution are part of the same issue
H. Sanchez akways wondered what would happen if she took the red AND the blue pill together
Principalpoop: llan and I agree? somebody write red letter day in red lol
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: lol
Bambi: yes, they are; but many don't believe in global warming but through out the baby with the bathwater (pollution)
Principalpoop: the same as taking the green pill or is it purple?
Bambi: through=throw
H. Stones: i get lots of bills in red
llandfyll: they ought to keep the bathwater and throw out the baby
Bambi: red letter day
the Fool on the Hill: the green and purple pills put you into a simulation within the simulation ;)
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Thranks, clem :)
H. Sanchez: omg
llandfyll: what's become of the baby this cold december morning
Principalpoop: when a big nasty company like dupont, gets rid of a popular, profit making chemical like freon, you can be sure the science is real
Bambi: thanks Clem! great fun :-)
H. Sanchez: thanks Clem
Principalpoop: tanks ou ah, clem
Principalpoop: toad away
ah,clem: good night and a great week, everyone
llandfyll: Nite Clem!
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:28 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs ah,clem by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Principalpoop: wait, which pill for me?
Bambi: sweet dream folks! see you next week!
Principalpoop: wuper seek dear bambi :D
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: tap tap tap, is this thing still on?
llandfyll: bum de dum de doodle e doo go on home yo mama's callin yu
Principalpoop: yo mama? is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn hehe
H. Sanchez: i am still here and there
Principalpoop: and everywhere
llandfyll: and everywhere
Principalpoop: and in-between
llandfyll: great minds think alike
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: lol P - have to remember that one ;)
Principalpoop: i was going to say that
H. Sanchez: lol
Principalpoop: i tried to call you, but the line was busy
H. Sanchez: oh stones me n cease are also yakking in skype you can join us if you want
Principalpoop: no no no, i don't deserve a nice chat, i will sit here in silence and sob
H. Sanchez: awwwwwwww
Principalpoop: i don't have skype on my new pc yet, i don't think, anyway
llandfyll: who called me a sob
H. Sanchez: ok well you better get with it poop!
Principalpoop: I meant to say bob, can I call you ray?
H. Sanchez: haha llan
H. Sanchez: you can call me ray
||||||||| the Fool on the Hill departs at 11:35 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Principalpoop: hey ray, watta you say?
Principalpoop: bye fool
llandfyll: no one may come here since no one may stay
llandfyll: there's another one who doesn't let you say goodbye
Principalpoop: how profound llan, you are full of it
llandfyll: lol
Principalpoop: he sees the sun going down and whatever
H. Stones: Poop,what name are you in Messenger
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: A Jack Handy moment?
H. Stones: you can whisper if you wish of course
llandfyll: I don't have whisper, I have whimper
Principalpoop: i see you and honey online
H. Stones: yes, we are also using audio in skype with cat
Principalpoop: ok ok, let me close this and try to install skype, later or next week
Principalpoop: ciaooo
llandfyll: Nite Princ!
llandfyll: I didn't see cat cut out of here
llandfyll: just slipped past me
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Bye P
cease: i'm sorty of here and sort of not here
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llandfyll: aha
H. Sanchez: guess i better go too adios tween llan n poop
||||||||| H. Sanchez rushes off, saying "11:40 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
llandfyll: Nite H.
cease: are we ALL off flyihg?
llandfyll: I'll be going too. Next week, all!
||||||||| cease rushes off, saying "11:40 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
GeneralCurtisTweenheart: Have a great week all
||||||||| GeneralCurtisTweenheart departs at 11:40 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
H. Stones: and me too, take care all and stay safe till next time. maybe tween can get us on skype or msn
||||||||| It's 11:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Principalpoop - dead from the common cold
||||||||| llandfyll - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with MIN close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 11:50 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the vestibule.
||||||||| It's 12:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| MIN - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 12:01 AM, dragging the Fool on the Hill by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
the Fool on the Hill: just 'cause i left, doesn't mean that i didn't see the goodbyes ;)
||||||||| At 12:02 AM, the Fool on the Hill vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| H. Stones - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bradley Cawster close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 4:24 AM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room.
Bradley Cawster:
(; Goddess Air will get you there! ;)

Bradley Cawster: Flie the goddess, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Bradley Cawster and says "Did you want something?"
Bradley Cawster: Fly the goddess, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Bradley Cawster and mumbles "Did you want me?"
Bradley Cawster: Catherwood, take off.
||||||||| Catherwood takes off.
||||||||| Bradley Cawster departs at 4:25 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bradley Cawster
H. Sanchez
H. Stones
the Fool on the Hill
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"