A Firesign Chat
10/08/2009




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 08, 2009 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and The Three Faces of Dave disembarks at 4:34 AM.
The Three Faces of Dave:

The Three Faces of Dave: This might not be archive material, Catherwood, but Dave is from World Wide Pants.
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear The Three Faces of Dave
||||||||| The Three Faces of Dave rushes off, saying "4:36 AM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| 4:43 AM: Technical Note nota bene jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Technical Note nota bene: You might get a pop up when you click a picture that says they can't find the page. Click the picture again, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood gets a pop up when you click a picture that says they can't find the page click the picture again.
||||||||| "Hey Technical Note nota bene!" ... Technical Note nota bene turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 4:44 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Outside, the 4:47 AM bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht: Dave vwash naught schleepink mit vimmin, Catherwood, zay vere schlleepink mit him.
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht and inquires "Do you have something for me to do?"
Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht: Diagnose zis zituashun, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht
Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht: Answer me zis, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood answers Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht zis.
Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht: Vie dosht zah porrridge birrrd lay his heggs in zah aire?
Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht: Send your answer CBS, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht
Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht: Record your answer to CBS, Catherwood, on Scotch or Polaroid Tape.
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht and says "oh, fuck off Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht!"
Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht: Zuch a temper, you ought to be ashamed of, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht and mumbles "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht: Zat's correct, Catherwood, what about your pickle?
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht and inquires "Did you want me?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 5 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht: No, you have your azzignment in a paper bag to deliver with a brown shoed squavairere in zah dead of night, Catherwood, just lie down on zah couch and tell me habout zah zeee, yas, by zah zee.
||||||||| Catherwood tells Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht habout zah zeee yas by zah zee.
||||||||| At 5:02 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Firebroiled in through the front door at 6:41 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Firebroiled: “And while we’re on the subject -- .

And while we’re on the subject --.

(And while we’re on the subject) --.
.
How’s your Old Wazoo?”.

Firebroiled: Alright, everybody,
thank you very much!

A little song I learned upstream at prison!
Everybody sing along now!
Ready, now . . .[he leads the crowd in singing]

“This land is made of mountains!

This land is made of mud!

This land is made of everything

For me and Elmer Fudd!

This land has lots of trousers!

This land has lots of Mausers!

And Pussy Cats to eat them when the sun goes down!”

||||||||| At 6:42 AM, Firebroiled hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| And now it is treaty time sneaks in around 8:22 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
And now it is treaty time: HOW's THE OLD WAZOO?
AMENDMENT NO. 2583 (failed)
The PRESIDING OFFICER. The next amendment is amendment No. 2583 from the Senator from Arizona.
The clerk will report.
The bill clerk read as follows:
The Senator from Arizona [Mr. McCain] proposes an amendment numbered 2583.
The amendment is as follows:
AMENDMENT NO. 2583
(Purpose: To strike funding for the MARIAH Hypersonic Wind Tunnel Development Program) At the appropriate place, insert the following:
Sec. __. (a) MARIAH Hypersonic Wind Tunnel Development Program.--The amount appropriated by title IV under the heading ``Research, Development, Test, and Evaluation, Army'' is hereby reduced by $9,500,000, with the amount of the reduction to be allocated to amounts available for the MARIAH Hypersonic Wind Tunnel Development Program.
Mr. McCAIN. Mr. President, this would strike an unrequested $9.5 million earmark for a hypersonic wind tunnel research project called MARIAH. It is up to now some $90 million has been spent; nothing to show for it.
It is an Army program and here is what the Army says:
There are no current operational requirements for a hypersonic missile program within the Army. No Army missions currently require flight technologies. The Army does not have the need for a hypersonic wind tunnel.
It is hard to be more clear than that. So let's have the pork barrelers vote for it again.
The PRESIDING OFFICER. The Senator from Montana.
Mr. TESTER. Mr. President, the Air Force Material Command said last year that:
Hypersonic military and commercial flight vehicles, including space asset vehicles, global research, and missile defense systems, are envisioned future needs.
We are talking about the future, we are not talking about the past. The United States lacks capability to adequately test hypersonic propulsion. The MARIAH Project will fix that gap in research and development.
Russia, China, and others are aggressively developing a new type of missile that is believed to be too fast for the U.S. missile defense. India and Russia have a joint venture engaged in laboratory testing of supersonic cruise missiles capable of speeds beyond Mach V.
The fact is, folks, we need to look at the future. We need to look at what is going to happen in the next 5 or 10 years. MARIAH is about seeing a potential threat to our national defense that is on the horizon and finding a way to defeat it.
I would encourage you to vote against the McCain amendment. It is vital to our national security to defeat this amendment.
The PRESIDING OFFICER. All time is yielded back. The question is on agreeing to the amendment.
Mr. KYL. Mr. President, I ask for the yeas and nays.
The PRESIDING OFFICER. Is there a sufficient second?
There appears to be a subject second.
The clerk will call the roll.
The bill clerk called the roll.
Mr. DURBIN. I announce that the Senator from West Virginia (Mr. BYRD and the Senator from Pennsylvania (Mr. SPECTER) are necessarily absent.
The PRESIDING OFFICER. Are there any other Senators in the Chamber desiring to vote?
The result was announced--yeas 43, nays 55, as follows:
[Rollcall Vote No. 314 Leg.]
The amendment (No. 2583) was rejected.
Mr. COCHRAN. Mr. President, I move to reconsider the vote.
Mr. BOND. I move to lay that motion on the table.
The motion to lay on the table was agreed to.
The Senate sings:
Out here we have a name for rain...
and snow and wind and fire.
The rain is Tess, the fire Joe,
and they (still) call the wind (tunnel)
MARIAH, MARIAH, MARIAH
McCain can't omit MARIAH!
flourish...the end....
And now it is treaty time: Catherwood, tell us who said blow wind blow and crack your cheeks or something.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to And now it is treaty time and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
||||||||| "Hey And now it is treaty time!" ... And now it is treaty time turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 8:24 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| "8:27 AM? 8:27 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Bill the Bard should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bill the Bard enters and sits at the bar.
||||||||| Bill the Bard hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Bill the Bard?! It's 8:27 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| "8:28 AM? 8:28 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Bill the Bard should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Bill the Bard enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Bill the Bard: http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/200.html
||||||||| At 8:29 AM, Bill the Bard vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'ConstitutionalTweeny', just granted probation at 8:04 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
ConstitutionalTweeny: Who's movie _is_ this, anyway?
||||||||| "8:04 PM? I'm late!" exclaims ConstitutionalTweeny, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts ah,clem into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:30 PM, then departs.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: 'no few minutes tonight,'
||||||||| ah,clem rushes off, saying "8:31 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 08, 2009 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| c sneaks in around 9:06 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
c: no cni?
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:06 PM and late as usual, it's ConstitutionalTweeny, just back from Funfun Town."
c: bummer
ConstitutionalTweeny: Jim & Bambi are really ragged
ConstitutionalTweeny: Spent the day in a junk yard looking for a part for JL's truck
c: aha
c: hows it going in austin, tween?
ConstitutionalTweeny: Even rebuilt it's $1200
ConstitutionalTweeny: They found one for $74
ConstitutionalTweeny: Could be worse, could be better. And Van?
c: lovely here now
c: leaves in full colour
c: i go out shooting imagery every day it isnt raining
ConstitutionalTweeny: Good to hear. Fall is surely welcom in this part of the country.
ConstitutionalTweeny: Yeah, do miss the color up north
ConstitutionalTweeny: welcome
ConstitutionalTweeny: Going to post on your site?
||||||||| Catherwood leads ah,clem inside, makes a note of the time (9:09 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
ah,clem: hi all
c: i have a lot of images on the blog already.,
c: hi clem
c: i met the editor of a local mag i really admire today
ah,clem: not sick, just tired, will be back with something next week I hope
c: wore my straight people's clothes
c: anyway, he offered me, maybe a big spread for my pix in his mag
ah,clem: you still have those, Cat? lol
c: kinda he equivalent of the firesign theatre offering to star in my radio plays
c: when we in spain in 02, i got this spider bite but didnt now it
c: fumiyo thought my rash was due to not having a change of clothes
ConstitutionalTweeny: Strait people are from San Marcos, Texas lol
c: so we ended up buyihg a bunch of expensive new clothes in cordoba spain, only it turned out the rash was due to spider, not clothes
c: so i have 2 straigth people's shirts now, tween. cost me a fortune
ConstitutionalTweeny: Have you spent any time in the Am SouthWest?
ConstitutionalTweeny: Nice big hairy spiders
c: randy rhodes is joking about emerson lake and palmer now
c: its no cni, but it's pretty good
ConstitutionalTweeny: Randy rocks. Is she live?
ah,clem: ok, just wanted to give notice, have a great night, see ya next time again
c: i dont think so, tween. she's live in the aft but seatlle station broadcasrts her starting from 6 here
c: same men's clothing store the president of spain buys his shirts at, called Lui
ConstitutionalTweeny: She had to leave Air America. too controversial. I like her :)
c: stay well, clem
||||||||| ah,clem leaves to catch the 9:15 PM train to Mesa.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'Principalpoop', just granted probation at 9:15 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
c: exactly, tween
Principalpoop: hello
ConstitutionalTweeny: Hey P
ConstitutionalTweeny: No show tonight
c: i spent some time with her on the air america cruise last march. a very smart woman
c: hi poop
ConstitutionalTweeny: J &B are worn out from car parts hunting.
ConstitutionalTweeny: No doubt, cease.
Principalpoop: get them back here, this is unacceptable
ConstitutionalTweeny: Like to see her debate Palin.
ConstitutionalTweeny: lol
c: not fair, tween
ConstitutionalTweeny: Not that wouldn't be quite unfair
ConstitutionalTweeny: Beat me to it ;)
Principalpoop: palin cannot handle a room of reporters, how could she stand up against people with real intelligence?
ConstitutionalTweeny: brb
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies banddwyddth in through the front door at 9:17 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
banddwyddth: sdfghjkl;
Principalpoop: i love bandwidth
c: your name sounds like me with a few drinks
banddwyddth: msn is giving me hell today
c: if the word "few" is used in context
Principalpoop: band with what?
Principalpoop: harry msn? i never knew his first name
ConstitutionalTweeny: mmmmmm welsh bands
Principalpoop: wb tween
banddwyddth: lol
banddwyddth: catherwood, cup me a coffee of get, please
||||||||| Catherwood cups banddwyddth a coffee of get.
Principalpoop: dirty coffer
ConstitutionalTweeny: Catherwood, avez vous l'heure?
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to ConstitutionalTweeny and inquires "Did you need me?"
ConstitutionalTweeny: Grey Poupon, pert etre?
c: sounds like a south african swear word
Principalpoop: i saw that afterwards
ConstitutionalTweeny: mmmmmm Afrikanners
Principalpoop: or something about swine flu
c: so clem just dropped by to say they we're dropping by?
banddwyddth: catherwood, quel heure et il?
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside banddwyddth and yells "oh, fuck off banddwyddth!"
ConstitutionalTweeny really likes warren Zevon's "Jungle Work"
Principalpoop: did they find the part?
ConstitutionalTweeny: If you like Zevon, try show #33 - http://kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow/roadkillshowarch.html
Principalpoop: i have found many things are not stocked anymore, easier to order them on the net and get them in 1-2 days shipping anyway
banddwyddth: wie viel uhr ist es, catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood ignores banddwyddth
ConstitutionalTweeny: Look ma, no stocks!
Principalpoop: O I C U 8 1 2 catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Principalpoop and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
||||||||| Dexter Fong steals in around 9:25 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
c: where are folks tonght?
banddwyddth: Hey Dex
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Friends
Principalpoop: hum for us fong
c: and speaking of folks, hear's dex
Dexter Fong: No their's Dex
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:26 PM, dragging Merlyn by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
banddwyddth: just checked. nino has me in troy, ny as usual
Merlyn: I'm not dex
Dexter Fong: I vouch
Principalpoop: getting ready for columbus days celebrations
Principalpoop: there is M
c: hey merl
ConstitutionalTweeny: You mean, Norse Day?
Merlyn: Nino's always right
c: i emailed ossman aboput the minneapolis firesign theater (notifce spelling( but he didnt answer
banddwyddth: isn't columbus day a little too archaic to celebrate?
ConstitutionalTweeny: Settlements in what is now known as Nova Scotia around the year 1000?
Principalpoop: nino knows everything
ConstitutionalTweeny: Columbus ended up in the Carribean
c: i think more like 13000 bc, tween
ConstitutionalTweeny: Not North America
Principalpoop: he discovered the new world, despite the millions and millions already here
banddwyddth: saying that columbus discovered america is a little nauseating in this enlightened age
ConstitutionalTweeny: Grid only knows, cease
banddwyddth: leif ericson too for that matter
c: humans have been infecting this continent for a long time
ConstitutionalTweeny: Pyramids all over the world built the same way
c: merl, any idea what coyote was babbing about?
banddwyddth: well, I don't know about millions and millions
Principalpoop: the flying spaghetti monster knows too
c: minneapolis firesign?
banddwyddth: unless, like papoon we count every organism
Dexter Fong: Tweeny: There's only one way to build a pyramid, and that's from the bottom up, try it the other way sometimwe
ConstitutionalTweeny: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leif_Erikson_Day
c: hey dex
Dexter Fong: Hi Cat
ConstitutionalTweeny: The name Erikson is as about as common in the North Countries as Smith is in England ;)
Dexter Fong: Where are Bambi and Clem this week?
Principalpoop: the vikings were barbarians, christopher columbo was a detective
ConstitutionalTweeny: lol Dex
banddwyddth: LOL
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Elayne', just granted probation at 9:31 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
ConstitutionalTweeny: They've had a hard day at the junkyard, trying to find a part for JL's truck
banddwyddth: Columbo Day
banddwyddth: I can imagine statues of peter falk
ConstitutionalTweeny: Hey E
Principalpoop: Hi E
banddwyddth: Hi Elayne
ConstitutionalTweeny: Bought a $1200 part for $74
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
Elayne: Hey Dex, can I get a raincheck re tomorrow? Will probably be doing OT.
ConstitutionalTweeny: Fingers crossed it works
Dexter Fong: E: Me too
Principalpoop: let me just ask another question, you said you dropped your fork while you went back for seconds of potato salad, is that right?
ConstitutionalTweeny: lol LL
Principalpoop: extra work for C day
ConstitutionalTweeny: Peter Falk waving a cigar
c: hi el
Elayne: Yikes, Dex, I was kind of hoping things have calmed down for you. Sorry to hear it!
banddwyddth: lol
Elayne: Hey Cat.
Dexter Fong: E: I'll be working some on Sat, Sun, and Mon
Principalpoop: shine on, shine on harvest fong, up in new york
Elayne: Wow, Dex...
ConstitutionalTweeny: You must always use the salad fork in such an instance, P
banddwyddth: hanuary, fevruahry, hune or hulee
banddwyddth: and let catherwood pick it up if you drop it on the floor
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to banddwyddth and mumbles "Would you like something?"
Merlyn: Give us a hulee dance, Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood brings us a hulee dance.
c: hey el, something almost new yorkish happened to me today
ConstitutionalTweeny: Catherwood, please pick up people from the floor
||||||||| Catherwood picks up people from the floor.
Principalpoop: oh shine on, shine on banddwyddth you, up in ahh vermont?
ConstitutionalTweeny: hehehehehe
banddwyddth: lol
banddwyddth: no, I'm not in VT
Merlyn: shouldn't that be "New Yorknish?"
banddwyddth: very near it though
Principalpoop: i already used new york
Principalpoop: artistic liberty, or death
Merlyn: banddwyddth is actually in ancient troy. Bring us back a grape!
ConstitutionalTweeny says "I though we were a semi-autonomous anarchal collective"
banddwyddth: no, I'm not in troy either but nino can not be convinced
Principalpoop: how is helen?
Dexter Fong: I ask again: Where are bambi and Clem this week?
Merlyn: semi-autos are banned in my state
Principalpoop: hehe he said anarchal hehe
banddwyddth: helen is busy on the hudson
Merlyn: I dunno, dex
banddwyddth: launching ships
Principalpoop: they are worn out from car part searching
Dexter Fong: Tween? Poop? Any idea about Bambi and JL?
Principalpoop: read the cheese log, jeez
ConstitutionalTweeny: nobody gets the holy grail reference
Elayne: And while we're on the subject, how about DocTec and Lili?
banddwyddth: I got it
banddwyddth: bloody peasant
c: i spoke to doc over the summer. he was really busy
Dexter Fong: Thanks Poop: You've completed the job training for a ehlp line job I see
Principalpoop: i could not remember the next line, or it was too long, something about a lady and lake and sword being no basis for ...
c: but good news was that lili was seeking employment
ConstitutionalTweeny: I am your King!
Principalpoop: up yours fong, glad to help
ConstitutionalTweeny: Sorry, Hermit Kingdom
banddwyddth: I didnt' vote for you
c: martin luther, tween?
banddwyddth: no, vidor
ConstitutionalTweeny: You have the director's cut, cease? Kewl :-)
c: who is that king sports reporter, i think for salon?
c: why would someone want that as a first name?
Merlyn: Clem was on earlier
banddwyddth: can't imagine
Principalpoop: seeing sotomeyer as a supreme court justice takes more adjustment than seeing obama as president
ConstitutionalTweeny: Don't be curt with me, cease
Merlyn: All he did was add a notice that there's no CNI tonight
c: why is that, poop?
Dexter Fong: Thank you Merlyn..too bad some other people can't be as helpful
c: merl, did you ever find out about the minneapolis firesign ref?
Principalpoop: she has a puerto rican accent for the first thing
banddwyddth: supreme court justice oscarmeyer
Principalpoop: and she was more womanly than ruth or sandra
Merlyn: nope, cat
Dexter Fong: Ruth Bader-Meyer Gang and Sandra Dee Bullock
Principalpoop: watch her interviews on cspam, a breath of fresh air
banddwyddth: lol
c: peter coyote is a serious dude. his fuck ups are noticeable
Principalpoop: bullocks, as stones would say
ConstitutionalTweeny: Hey, don't diss Sandra lol
banddwyddth: I don't watch cspasm
c: if i made up such a group, no one would notice, but he's the voice of ken fucking burns
ConstitutionalTweeny: "The Net" is pretty good, and she's an Austin girl
c: people take him seriously
Principalpoop: on the net banddwyddth, pick the video you want
c: phil or tex, tween?
Principalpoop: spaz roberts is an arrogant piece of work
Principalpoop: at least nino scalia has a sense of humor
ConstitutionalTweeny: Mmmmmmmm taken seriously. We are at war with EurAsia...
c: my what?
ConstitutionalTweeny: Austin resident
ConstitutionalTweeny: Your choice ;)
Principalpoop: my goodness
Dexter Fong: is lacking
ConstitutionalTweeny: We have always been at war with EurAsia
Principalpoop: who are you calling a lackey?
ConstitutionalTweeny: John Hurt in "1984" is amazing
Dexter Fong: Latch key
Principalpoop: he is amazing in many years
Dexter Fong: Mostly the odd numbered ones
Principalpoop: that goes without saying
c: does the word Oktoberfest mean anything to anyone?
Elayne: Sorry, didn't mean to fade there. Watching the wedding episode of The Office.
banddwyddth: haven't seen 1984
Principalpoop: latch key or potch key, what was that thing again?
ConstitutionalTweeny: Have you seen that ABC is brining back "The Prisoner"?
Dexter Fong: Achtung Charlie
banddwyddth: I made myself read it back in 1999
ConstitutionalTweeny: You must, LL
banddwyddth: it was relentlessly depressing
ConstitutionalTweeny: It's classic
ConstitutionalTweeny: bringing
Dexter Fong: Their brining the prisoner before they roast him
c: oh no, tween
Principalpoop: i saw some video, seemed serious, but at the end he said, be seeing you, and did the O sign with his hand from his eye out to the camera
c: the orignal should be the only prisoner
banddwyddth: they should brine him for at least 6 weeks
ConstitutionalTweeny: Probably, cease
Dexter Fong: To be safe
Principalpoop: in this one, he confesses, and lives happily ever after
c: intresting use of the sotry of the prisoners' dilemma in new yorker arttifcle explaing the finianchial crash
ConstitutionalTweeny: mmmmm brine lol
c: lol poop
ConstitutionalTweeny: Is that like a good marinating sauce?
c: and i'm not nearly stoned enough to laugh at inferior humour
Dexter Fong: Not so much a marinade but a good way to tenderize before roasting or grilling
Principalpoop: everybody must get stoned, or get stones
banddwyddth: you only have to marinate for a couple of hours. brining is more labor intensive
ConstitutionalTweeny: Inferior humor should not be employed
Dexter Fong: lol Tween
c: they stone you just like they said they would
Dexter Fong: Everybody must get brined
Principalpoop: the funny bone is connected to the wit bone
c: where is stones and honey tonight? i spoke to them and poop on phone last week
c: all have lovely voices
Dexter Fong: And they all play the piano
Principalpoop: why thank you, i was amazed that you speak like you type hehe
c: but i find talking far more problematic than typing, and that says a lot
banddwyddth: just beautifully
c: lol poop
banddwyddth: catherwood, get me a blue moss, please
||||||||| Catherwood gets banddwyddth a blue moss.
Principalpoop: no no, that was just at the beginning, with the bad internet connection
c: did kate turn blue?
c: far too much coke
Principalpoop: pete did
ConstitutionalTweeny: http://www.amctv.com/originals/the-prisoner/
Merlyn: she's done blues before cat
Dexter Fong: Brought to you by blue doke distributors
Dexter Fong: coke
Elayne: Ooh, I haven't had a blue moss in a very long time...
Elayne: My blue moss dealer up and left.
ConstitutionalTweeny: The advertizements look just as evil as the original
c: lol el
ConstitutionalTweeny: Mmmmmmmm moss code
Elayne: I think he went into the hole.
c: the firesing show is coming soon, eh?
Principalpoop: it looks like an industry already, posters, shirts, comics
Elayne: Well, half a hole, hanyway.
c: week in la, wish i could attend
ConstitutionalTweeny: Let's hope, cease ?
c: did he split it with the sound effects dude?
ConstitutionalTweeny: Anything that gets people to look at the original series
Dexter Fong: He spilt it on the sound fx dude
Principalpoop: you can go on air america cruise but not go to LA to see firesign? wotsup with dat?
ConstitutionalTweeny: These days, they want it on Twitter
c: different realities, poop
Principalpoop: ahh, lets do the time warp waltz
ConstitutionalTweeny: Forget the T-shirts and key chanis (hehehe). They want The Bling, dude
ConstitutionalTweeny: chains
c: if i could go back into the past, that wouldnt be the thing i;d change
Dexter Fong: and a one two three infinity
ConstitutionalTweeny: How Time Flys in 3/4 time?
Principalpoop: don't give me no hand me down world
ConstitutionalTweeny waltzes across TX with PrinceP in his arms
c: good book, dex. very important to me when i was young
ConstitutionalTweeny: Hand me down World is _exactly_ what it is :-)
Dexter Fong: Fter we wack the moon with a watered down war head, we're gonna send a missile up Uranus
c: george gamov
Principalpoop: oh how we dance hehe
Principalpoop: what time does it hit?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
ConstitutionalTweeny: Mmmmmm Perrier on the Moon
Dexter Fong: Poop: When would you like it to hit darlin'?
ConstitutionalTweeny: You wish to lead, P?
Principalpoop: shine on, harvest moon
Dexter Fong: pronounced "myune"
Principalpoop: is that possible?
c: sounds like an alan sherman song
Dexter Fong: Here I am, at camp Uranus
Merlyn: help needed now
ConstitutionalTweeny: I'd like to hit darnin' in the classic, "A Sale Of Two Titties"
ConstitutionalTweeny: Definitely _not_
Dexter Fong: Well, Merlyn, that got my attention
Merlyn: I want people to try and get the ticket buying page for the FT shows, they won't load for me
Principalpoop: what kind of help?
Merlyn: for me, I get to the page that should show the seat layout, and it never loads
Principalpoop: link me baby
Dexter Fong thinks, if they won't let MERLYN ON< WHAT HOPE DO WE MERE SUB_MORTALS HAVE
Merlyn: start at www.firesigntheatre.com and pick a date, then press the button to view seating and order -- it does not load for me
Dexter Fong: except to type in caps
banddwyddth: sdfghjkl
Principalpoop: i know fong, but he seems desparate, play along
c: have i decended into a church of the subgenius fantasy?
banddwyddth: what fools these submortals be
ConstitutionalTweeny: "That's dickes with 2 k's, the well-known Dutch author..."
Merlyn: it says it's loading the map component but it's always 0%
ConstitutionalTweeny: dickens lol
ConstitutionalTweeny: Sorry about that. I have a telephone in my show...
Principalpoop: worked fine for me, that is cool
Dexter Fong: Merln: It worked for me
ConstitutionalTweeny: shoe
Dexter Fong: Perhaps Merlyn has one of those outlaw brousers?
Dexter Fong: browsers
Principalpoop: blocking popeye?
Elayne: Sorry, I must have missed something - Merlyn, why are you typing in red?
Dexter Fong: and stuffing Olive Oyl
Merlyn: hmm, thanks for the info
c: ok dex i'm at the seat site. what is the problem? i cant order a ticket cuz i wont be in la, not for site tech reasons
Dexter Fong: E: He's embarrased
Principalpoop: and pussy cats to eat them, when the sun goes down
Merlyn: It has worked for me before, but not tonight
Merlyn: to get people's attention, E
c: not dex, merl
ConstitutionalTweeny: Ah, the Black Pussy Cafˇ
c: dex is too old to have problems
ConstitutionalTweeny: (WC)
Dexter Fong: I know I'm not Merly, Cat
Principalpoop: not c, tween
Elayne: If I were embarrassed, getting people's attention is the last thing I'd eant.
ConstitutionalTweeny: long live WC and Marx
Elayne: (want)
Dexter Fong: eant?
Merlyn: how did ticket sales look? You can tell by the unsold seats
Principalpoop: wanting just another word, for ahh, desire
c: el, are you talking to me?
Principalpoop: i tried the last day, more than half sold
ConstitutionalTweeny: Cleese is also doing live stuff
Dexter Fong: I yearn to want more desire
c: i'm not embassed so much as untalkative.
ConstitutionalTweeny: Grid help planet Earth if Python and FST ever get together
Principalpoop: talking to who?
Dexter Fong: I'm afkfr
c: i can hear a thesaurs yapping at your shins, dex
Merlyn: ANYONE WHO LOADED THE TICKET PAGE
Principalpoop: all fucking kinds of fucking reasons?
Principalpoop: i told you, for the last day, more than half sold, mostly gray
c: yes merl
Merlyn: ok great PP
Merlyn: didn't see that, I'm flipping back & forth
ConstitutionalTweeny: mmmmm touch of grey
Merlyn: I have the latest flash player and it's still not working for me
Merlyn: cleared my cache too
Principalpoop: 1st night sold the least, 2 and 3 almost half
ConstitutionalTweeny: Computers will make your life easier
ConstitutionalTweeny: Ask any Windows user
Principalpoop: sometimes have to restart your pc after updating flash, can't hurt
Merlyn: I didn't update, I checked the version, it's the same as the download offered
Merlyn: I'll try a reboot, BRB
Principalpoop: popup blocker then
Dexter Fong: Really tight shorts is the best popup blocker
ConstitutionalTweeny: You want stable? Want an old Mac that
ConstitutionalTweeny: that'll run Tiger
Principalpoop: make the buttons on the mouse taller, hard to tap them with my toes
ConstitutionalTweeny: LOL Dex
Dexter Fong: was only used on sundays by a little old lady who downloaded sermons
banddwyddth: testing
Merlyn: Ahhh, rebooting fixed something
ConstitutionalTweeny: lol
Principalpoop: you are still here lllan
Elayne: Dex, you can also try doing some pushups. Or throw a towel over it.
Principalpoop: you never left chat? amazing
Merlyn: nope
Principalpoop: some flash cookies can jammed in the stack M
Merlyn: just log in with the same name and ell the warning to log in anyway
Dexter Fong: Can't throw a towel over it when doing push ups, defies the laws of gravity
ConstitutionalTweeny: How can you leave, when you've never been anyplace at all?
Principalpoop: ahhh, very clever
Merlyn: I jam cookies in my mouth usually
Dexter Fong: Cat: Surprised you haven't been checking in with occasional Didger/Cards updates
Principalpoop: apple or grape?
Merlyn: the los angeles didgeredoos?
c: i stopped follwoing the dodgers after 88 dex
Principalpoop: i have looked and played with a stack, that is a youngs mans field
Dexter Fong: Quite Australian old chap
ConstitutionalTweeny: Hear Australian musical instruments make great baseball bats
Elayne: Did the Dodgers win? They were losing 2-1 when I flipped over to watch The Office. Watching the Sox/Angels game now.
Dexter Fong: They'll throw it on the barbie
Principalpoop: like we refused to recognize communist china, I refuse to recognize the new NFL teams, panthers and ravens and such
Principalpoop: red or white?
ConstitutionalTweeny: Oh please, England, banish us to Australia
Dexter Fong: Poop: I only root for the Canton Bulldogs
c: i jhust turned on tv and it was red sox game, no dogers. is the dodgers game on network?
ConstitutionalTweeny: Neither, P
Dexter Fong: The days of fleshy men in leather gear
Principalpoop: ahh caught in a lie fong, neener neener neener
c: throw another mate onthe barbie
Dexter Fong: I ken ye mate
ConstitutionalTweeny: I love the old Star Trek's 'Chekov' cursing Bolshevicks
c: ken's exhausted
ConstitutionalTweeny: as if the tyranny stopped
Dexter Fong: And it was his turn in the didgeriedoo
Merlyn: there were trannys on the enterprise?
ConstitutionalTweeny: You can fit in that?
Dexter Fong: If your small enough or its big enough or they puree you
banddwyddth: whatever happened to checkov?
Dexter Fong: Pureed
Elayne: Wow, for a few seconds the entire chat blanked out. Or was that me?
banddwyddth: did he become a playwright?
Merlyn: the character or the actor?
Principalpoop: gimme back my platypus
Merlyn: that was you, E
ConstitutionalTweeny: Star Trek is a benevolent socialist military, isn't it?
Dexter Fong: E: Maybe you fell asleep for a moment
Merlyn: probably just your browser not refreshing or something
Principalpoop: you had a stroke E, go take an asprin quick
Elayne: Impossible, Dex. Not with this conversation going on.
ConstitutionalTweeny: haha we don't use money
c: you think the star trek world is militarized, tween?
Principalpoop: that is what I do, with the arm that still works
Elayne: Prinpoop, I take aspirin every day, and I die every night. Bur I'm born again each morning!
Dexter Fong: zzzzzzzzzz...huh!! what?
Elayne: Now my TV just went out.
banddwyddth: no! star trek is an autonomous collective
ConstitutionalTweeny: yep cease
Merlyn: have your TV pick up some milk, E
c: i don think such an organization as that which propels star trek could exist if it were based on mililtary activity
Principalpoop: touch this wire, bzzzzzzt oh wow man
Merlyn: I didn't know your roomie was a transvestite
Principalpoop: and more SUGAR
ConstitutionalTweeny: authoritarian World Government
Dexter Fong: Elayne: The machines are taking over
c: i hope it has a good time, el. did it go to a trendy new restauratn?
Principalpoop: i find our computer overloads to be fair and compassionate
banddwyddth: of course the enterprise is military. the chain of command, the weapons...
Dexter Fong: Maybe the tv is going out on a bootup call
c: star trek world- authoritarian? i thiink not
Dexter Fong: Dammit! I'm a doctor, not an author!!
ConstitutionalTweeny: Have you seen the miniseries "Shogun"?
Principalpoop: sure it was, i saw that episode, looking for eden, brother
Elayne: I think you're right, Dex...
Principalpoop: herbert herbert herbert
Dexter Fong: No i saw the shorter version "Derringer"
c: not enough economic vitaly it that scenario
ConstitutionalTweeny: The world President? ST IV?
banddwyddth: I didn't see shogun. I remember I tried to read the book but it didn't hold my interest
c: i thik the idea of a world president is more likely than aline contact
ConstitutionalTweeny: Yeah, it authoritarian
Principalpoop: we are one world, get over it
c: in terms of our species evolution, if such a thing is even possible at this moment
Elayne: I don't want to come into contact with any a-lines anyway. Don't wear dresses anty more.
ConstitutionalTweeny: That's the "Supreme Commander of Japan Military"
Dexter Fong: I fear not for generations cat...with a lot of misery before hand
ConstitutionalTweeny: Shogun
c: is it odd or not that sometimes lots of folks show up here, kinda unknowns, and othertimes, no such traffic
Dexter Fong: Shoegun;;;Incoming cross trainers, hit the deck!!
ConstitutionalTweeny: I like 'The 50' to stop that BS
banddwyddth: We have already had world leaders. there will be world leaders in the future but they will not call themselves that
c: el, dex, i think when we are contacted by aliens, it'l be some asshole alien on the lam from the galactic cops
Principalpoop: don't question serendipity cat, that is asking for trouble, big trouble
ConstitutionalTweeny: We could have put a nuke in the ocean
ConstitutionalTweeny: Truman wanted to scare Russia
Dexter Fong: A cosmic Ponzi scheme
banddwyddth: maybe I am being pessimistic
c: russia had just lost a huge portion of its population to the nazes, tween. it waasnt exactly eqasy tro scare
Dexter Fong: wydd: There's a lot of reason for pessimism
ConstitutionalTweeny: and 'the Yellow Peril' was an easy target
Principalpoop: yellow hair said meat should be eaten raw, no fires with the danger and smoke, stop progress now he said..
c: members of my family were starved to death in stalin's imopsed famine in the ukraine
c: my play Red Shift is dedicated to them
ConstitutionalTweeny: mmmmmm yellow hair lol
banddwyddth: I would like to think the united nations can prevent a world government
Dexter Fong: Yellow hair gave me bottle of firewater...Keep me warm for a night
ConstitutionalTweeny: "What you mean, WE, kimosabe?"
banddwyddth: if there was more of a balance of power in the UN
Elayne: Wow, as conservatives might say, you make Stalin sound almost as bad as Obama!
c: thas like the left hand preventing the right hand
ConstitutionalTweeny: Not bad, LL
Principalpoop: I would rather be able to vote for who runs the WTO
c: lol el
ConstitutionalTweeny: Like I said, I like "The 50" ;)
Elayne: "-esident of the World Bank, and you make the nicest pickering pie!"
Dexter Fong: I just wanna get on "so you think you can dance" and do the time warp walts with somewanna be starlet
ConstitutionalTweeny: Obama is an Aryan, E
c: used to be a great canadian beer, Labatts' 50
Principalpoop: unless they update the UN security council, it will become irrelevant anyway
ConstitutionalTweeny: He spends his weekends in Crawford, TX, or so they say...
ConstitutionalTweeny: lol cease
c: i can tell yu a story about the world bank, but i better not
Principalpoop: that would be me fong, but i have never worn high heels, or danced in them
Dexter Fong: From each according to his power to each according to their cower
Principalpoop: Obama is whiter than many white folks
banddwyddth: LOL Dex
Principalpoop: i knew labatts, played hockey
Dexter Fong: And that's a bad thing?
Principalpoop: just saying
Dexter Fong: I hear you girlfriend
c: and speaking of girlfirends
Dexter Fong snaps his fingers and makes a double Zoro sign in the air
Principalpoop: i had some news I wanted to run up the flag pole, i have misplaced the thought
Elayne: Think I'm going to call it a night. Maybe a week from tomorrow, Dex?
Dexter Fong: Have you checked your honor guard
banddwyddth: Nite E!
Dexter Fong: Sounds good Elayne..will the everlasting hell last for ever?
c: by el
ConstitutionalTweeny: Elayne has a chastity belt?
Elayne: Night, all...
||||||||| "10:37 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Elayne, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Principalpoop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeK_JoGe_i0
ConstitutionalTweeny: You and your friends be well, E :-)
Dexter Fong: Tween: An Asteroid belt, and a Van Allen belt to be sure
c: thats not a belt, its a birth defect
ConstitutionalTweeny: lol
Dexter Fong: Return for regrooving
Principalpoop: groovy man
Dexter Fong: fer sureee
ConstitutionalTweeny: and the inevitbal afterbirth of, The Critic
c: i guess honey and stones are elswhere engaged
c: bunny not here?
Principalpoop: they got engaged? cool
ConstitutionalTweeny: Let's hope
Dexter Fong: Get a room!!!
c: only linguistically, poop
Principalpoop: i know connie lingus
c: they l;ive extremely far away from each other, but remain close. how pleasent to live in an era of skype
Dexter Fong: speak you of country matters girlfriend?
Dexter Fong: (snap finger sign)
ConstitutionalTweeny: Not a fan of Punk music
Principalpoop: country doesn't matter anymore
c: i rmeember when long distacne phonage was to expensive as to limits its usage to only notices of death
Principalpoop: get with it tween
ConstitutionalTweeny: Connie Clit
Dexter Fong: speakyou of llanskype?
ConstitutionalTweeny: I do like The Human League
ConstitutionalTweeny: lol
banddwyddth: I dropped a dozen eggs today and only one broke
banddwyddth: it was like throwing i ching
Principalpoop: far out, I can dig it
ConstitutionalTweeny recommeds to P "Legend of as Band" DVD - Moodies
Principalpoop: but I refuse to digg it
c: i'm far fromthe oldest person in chat, but i still wuld never call friends in other contintents cuz it would be expensive,m even when free
Dexter Fong: wydd: I'll get the news to Newton, he'll want to know this
banddwyddth: lol
ConstitutionalTweeny: Oops, that's one from a baker's dozen...
Dexter Fong: Cat: Not that far, pal
banddwyddth: no, everything is an omen. this one freaks me out
ConstitutionalTweeny: Who you callin' an old dummy?
Principalpoop: that was llans weekly presentation of "Believe It or Don't"
banddwyddth: lol
Dexter Fong: Next week........llan drops a pound of bacon
Principalpoop: i used all the eggs in an omelet earlier this week, yum
ConstitutionalTweeny: mmmmm beehives on the B-52s
Principalpoop: nice beehive hairdoo, ever find any spiders in it?
Dexter Fong: Lobsters on the rock yummmmmm!!
Dexter Fong: poop: FOund a tarantula once
ConstitutionalTweeny: "Omlette! (under his breath - christian soldiers) ~ Groucho
banddwyddth: a dozen-egg omelet? you must have been hungry
Dexter Fong: A common song you'll sing around the house
ConstitutionalTweeny: Asked what he wanted for breakfast
Principalpoop: do the dance, the tarantual dance
ConstitutionalTweeny: lol P
c: a dozen eggs could last me a week
Principalpoop: no no, that was the second meal from that carton
Dexter Fong: It's taratual, it's perpetual...it's a time warp waltz
ConstitutionalTweeny: mmmmm cheaper by the dozen
Dexter Fong: Eggs can be used in a simple but tasty pasta dish...pasta Carbonara
banddwyddth: I've made that
Principalpoop: with bacos
ConstitutionalTweeny: One T-Rex egg with a sauce
c: i like the way your brain goes to food ideas, dex
Dexter Fong: Then you know tasty, friend
ConstitutionalTweeny: A little Sicillian oregono
Principalpoop: a new kind of grass that fong?
Dexter Fong: poop: Bacos? Oh my dear girl friend (snap/sign) that's like using skim milk to make whip cream
c: our friend from crete just gave us some baisil and salt from her dad's farm on the coast
c: amazing
ConstitutionalTweeny: With a dash of N Korean butter
Principalpoop: not really bacos, but crumpled cooked bacon goes in carbonara
ConstitutionalTweeny: yum yum
Principalpoop: according to the original recipe
Dexter Fong: And a smattering of tutsi's
c: dear leader kim;s butt
banddwyddth: msn has really been giving me hell today
c: Who? Tu?
ConstitutionalTweeny: You don't have the Breeder's Guide?
Principalpoop: move up, stand up, stand up for your rights llan
Dexter Fong: poop: Yes, fry some bacon, maybe throw in a little garlic and green onion (to taste) cook pasta...add quarter to half pint of cream to the bacon mixture
c: one of bob marley's weaker efforts
Dexter Fong: etc
ConstitutionalTweeny: "She wants a hack in the puss, she's a gonna get a hack in the puss..." ~ Chico Marx from the movie A Day At The Races
Principalpoop: I prefer le bolagnaise
c: does it matter what kind of bacon, dez?
Dexter Fong: Cat: He passed the doobie to the right instead of left
banddwyddth: I think the proper recipe calls for prosciutto or capicolla or something like that
c: the doobies go the the brothers
banddwyddth: heah's yo florida call mistah whitmoah
Principalpoop: fancy names for salty ham and bacon
c: its hard to find anything pasta doenst go with
ConstitutionalTweeny: The Devil prefers the Battle of the Somme
Dexter Fong: Cat: Well, pancetta (italian bacon) is best, I'd recommend thick bacon as opposed to thin breakfast bacon, or (god forbid) back bacon
banddwyddth: ah, yes. pancetta
c: we have local britsh and other butchers great variety of hams
Principalpoop: mixed in that bunch, you lose any subtlety of poor mister bacon
banddwyddth: salt pork
ConstitutionalTweeny: Don't Bogart that joint, schweetheart
c: yes pancetta from italians. i enjoy marc maron's recipes with pancetta
Principalpoop: pass the scrapple
Dexter Fong: poop: No, I said to taste...less garlic and onion if you choose
ConstitutionalTweeny: In TX, the law is 6 months in jail and a $2000 fine. For simple possession of MJ
c: i thikn we have better pigs here than italyl the pancetta i had in italy was never good at all
Principalpoop: you need the fat, don't use ham
ConstitutionalTweeny: somewhat draconian
Dexter Fong: Pancetta is not salt pork...it's bacon cut difrferently than USA bacon
ConstitutionalTweeny: A pig is a 'snort snort'
c: i cant generalize, just express my findings
ConstitutionalTweeny: ;)
Principalpoop: pigs are like cats? lots of ways to skin them?
ConstitutionalTweeny: mmmmmmm computer skins
c: none of my family or friends seems to have found japanese beef as hideous is seemeed to me whe i liast vistied
Dexter Fong: Tweeny, yes indeed...You're a pig...I'm a pig...when pigs lived in trees
c: and japan used to the worlds best beef
ConstitutionalTweeny: Kobe beef is what. $200/lb?
c: cows spent their lives be9ng massaged and fed on beer
Principalpoop: I meet a lot of vegans on the net, I tell them good, more meat for me
ConstitutionalTweeny: I'll bet you could find some in Austin
Dexter Fong: Kobe Bryant has his own brand o' beef?
c: you get what yoy pay for, tween. or at least you used to
banddwyddth: you're not serious. $200 a pound?
c: when i was there in 07, see blog, the beef sucked
ConstitutionalTweeny: It's just not the same as munching on the beast that tried to eat you lol
banddwyddth: you woul h
ConstitutionalTweeny: If not more, LL
c: dex,m his name comes from his parents love of kobe beef
Principalpoop: skip the cow, and let me have the massage and drink the beer
banddwyddth: like I say, msn is giving me hell
c: good beef is better than any basketball player
ConstitutionalTweeny recommends the movie "The Last Mohican"
Dexter Fong: "Ref to Kobe" Okay, Kobe...quit your yapping...what's your beef...you fowled him, you chicken
c: lol dex
ConstitutionalTweeny: What the east coast of the US used to be
ConstitutionalTweeny: Respect for what you've killed for food
ConstitutionalTweeny: Part of the same ecosystem
Dexter Fong: Tween: Animism they calls it
c: say it aint so, beef boy
banddwyddth: I suppose if you wanted just a taste you would have to go to a White Castle in japan
Principalpoop: I have not gotten a hicky in years, not even sure how to spell it
ConstitutionalTweeny: Like Shinto?
banddwyddth: that way, poor people could afford it
Dexter Fong: wyyd: White pagoda
ConstitutionalTweeny: mmmm diamyo castles
c: dint he shot reagan?
banddwyddth: LOL Dex
ConstitutionalTweeny: small burger
Principalpoop: that was cock robin
banddwyddth: I'm picturing a white pagoda
Dexter Fong: At White pagoda, we not make little sqwares...No! we make tiny origami beef figures....immolate like ancestor
Principalpoop: gazebo burgers
ConstitutionalTweeny: lol
banddwyddth: LOL
ConstitutionalTweeny: It's tastes like pork!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: chicken, the first white meat
Dexter Fong: Poop: YOu wanna supersize those palapa fries, girl friend (S?F)
Dexter Fong snaps fingers....waves finger....puts eye out
Principalpoop: is my palapa showing again? sorry
banddwyddth: we have white castle in forbidden city
banddwyddth: even president not get it
Dexter Fong: poop: throw a sarong over it
c: thats why its forbidden
Principalpoop: a kimono
ConstitutionalTweeny hands cease P's kimono
Dexter Fong: wydd: President not get it nor get in, but can order out..Haldeman deriverly quick to your door
ConstitutionalTweeny: lol LL
ConstitutionalTweeny: P naked!!
Principalpoop: like monica's blue dress, dry clean that first c
ConstitutionalTweeny: Want Bernake Occupation Forces?
Principalpoop: they already own us, get over it
ConstitutionalTweeny: "I'd like to find your inner child and kick it's little ass..." ~ Don Henley
Principalpoop: drop your pants and slide on the ice tween
banddwyddth: I'm all for occupation farces
Principalpoop: look at firesign, they are at peace
ConstitutionalTweeny: I live in East Austin. It isn't easy, butt I like a good challenge ;)
Dexter Fong: Hello everybody, this is Bob - gee it's cold in North Korea - Hope occupying your territory for
Principalpoop: oops, put salsa on the sidewalk and try that
ConstitutionalTweeny: The new album should be very good indeed :-)
ConstitutionalTweeny: mmmmm Texicans
banddwyddth: they should have had wavy gravy in the USO
Dexter Fong: Poop: JUst because FS are doing very much doesn't mean they're at peace
ConstitutionalTweeny: Texas has a very interesting history
Dexter Fong: aren't
ConstitutionalTweeny: flags
ConstitutionalTweeny: 6
Dexter Fong: over
Dexter Fong: Dusseldorf?
banddwyddth: and out?
ConstitutionalTweeny: Ain't over 'till Fat Boy sings
Dexter Fong: Rauss?
Principalpoop: We stole it from the Mexicans, in the name of liberty and Jesus and morality
Dexter Fong: Notorious Big E. killed several years ago
banddwyddth: Rauss Perot
c: evertthing has an interesting history, tween
Dexter Fong: and poop
c: i'm not fat. its someboyd else's belly i'm shlepping around
Principalpoop: yes, I wanted it too
ConstitutionalTweeny: http://wapedia.mobi/en/Six_flags_over_Texas
banddwyddth: give it back, c
c: wish i could
c: fumiyo even more so
ConstitutionalTweeny: 54/40 or fight - cease knows about that
c: i'm tyirng ot avoid obesity by not eating.
Dexter Fong: Or we'll take away your parents home and your dad's Black & White Cruiser
Principalpoop: one of my great great grandfathers was lost in the war for texas indepence, his wife went to him, and neither heard from again
banddwyddth: anyone ever been to six flags over greenland?
c: works out pretty good so far
c: saves lots of money
ConstitutionalTweeny: The Northern border of NW US
Dexter Fong: wydd: I have, but it was a snow day..they were closed
banddwyddth: lol
Merlyn: hey, next week I'll be at the show, not sure if I can log in or not
Dexter Fong: afk for quick rf
Principalpoop: have a super time, clap hard for me please
banddwyddth: have a nice show, merl
Merlyn: I'll try
Merlyn: staying with Phil Proctor and Melinda, too
ConstitutionalTweeny: "By the time we got there, she was already closed..."
banddwyddth: you could have asked catherwood for a rf, dex
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside banddwyddth and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?"
Principalpoop: yell out eat it raw or something principlepoop appropriate hehe
Merlyn: byeee
||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 11:12 PM.
Principalpoop: ciaoo
c: good for yu, merl
c: tell us all about the shows
ConstitutionalTweeny: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oregon_boundary_dispute
Principalpoop: they should be able to stream a show, grumble grumble
c: indeed, poop
ConstitutionalTweeny: Please yes do, and put them for sale ;)
ConstitutionalTweeny: grumble grumble
Principalpoop: you hungry too? that was my stomach, not my emotions
banddwyddth: mumble mumble
Dexter Fong: Enjoy the show(s) Merlyn..wish I could be there
Principalpoop: speak up llan, to the back seats in the balcony
ConstitutionalTweeny: We may not be the fans of Britney, but a new FST for sale can be told to friends :)
Principalpoop: wb fong
Dexter Fong: Thanks poop
banddwyddth: do tell, tween
ConstitutionalTweeny: The buck starts here
Principalpoop: i like buck henry
Dexter Fong: show me the doe
ConstitutionalTweeny: mmmmmm SNL
Dexter Fong: Buck's not henry...he's my brother
c: are there enough fans of firesign to keep then producing new work?
banddwyddth: buck the duck
banddwyddth: what have I got tolouse
ConstitutionalTweeny: /nick MotivationalTweeny
Dexter Fong: Cat: I seriously doubt...they are so off the radar so much of the time
c: you tok a wrong turn at orlean
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||||||||| Catherwood enters with MotivationalTweeny close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 11:17 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room.
c: no dex its amazing they make any money atr all. but they do
Principalpoop: wb mt
Dexter Fong: I wonder what hi did that was so bad
banddwyddth: I can't believe you are saying that, dex
c: we ar elucky to live in their era
banddwyddth: more people know about FST now than in the 70s
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yes they make money, but you said "enough fans"
Dexter Fong: wydd: And this data comes from whence?
MotivationalTweeny: Buenos dias, ni–os!!
c: ausitn said on chat here that they made more in their last tour than ever
c: so the4re are fans
banddwyddth: horse sense, I guess
c: but as proc said, enough for childlike adults, not adults with childrne
MotivationalTweeny: Chris Farley was very good there
banddwyddth: if you asked people if they knew fst in 1979 most would say no, but I know people who remember them from All Things Considered
MotivationalTweeny: "I have sent to America for a 'motivational speaker'" lol
Dexter Fong: Cat: Well they're last tour was up and down the west coast only playing those markets that they knew they had an audience...I'm all for them...I'm just being realistic (IMHO)
MotivationalTweeny: when SNL was funny
Principalpoop: they should go to colleges and play for next to nothing and develop a new following
MotivationalTweeny: mmmmm a realistic Moog?
banddwyddth: they should do a promotional tv special next time they make an album
Dexter Fong: SNL was funny every 6 or 8 years when they got some talent in
MotivationalTweeny: Radio Shack sold a Moog?
MotivationalTweeny: They should decide when they want to make a new album
banddwyddth: yeah, bob jr
Dexter Fong: This is radio Shack O'Neill telling you to be Realistic..Buy our crap or else
banddwyddth: he is realistic
MotivationalTweeny: Although I would say that the fruit is ripe for plucking ;)
Principalpoop: moog? he was against clothes, stop progress now, a friend of yellow hairs, but they disagreed about whether writing was evil
Dexter Fong: And the bar maids ripe for the ooops
banddwyddth: I'll pitch in money for them to make an album if the rest of you guys do
MotivationalTweeny: as Mellancamp would say, "They Call Me Junior"
MotivationalTweeny: An LA recording studio at $300/hr?
Principalpoop: i saw junior johnson today on tv, now that was nascar
Dexter Fong: Lemme see 5 guys, sure..we all throw in 2o grand ...they got 100K to do an album
MotivationalTweeny: yeah lol
banddwyddth: lol
banddwyddth: no they can record on a mobile
Principalpoop: ok, send the money to me, and i will send it to them
MotivationalTweeny: Maybe have Doc Tech do this one?
banddwyddth: I'll drive it
Dexter Fong: But a mobile is not immobile, how can they record on something that's moving
c: band, i can afford to give the firesign money about as much as i cna afford to dig a hole and throw t5he money into it
banddwyddth: I know, it's just too mobile
Principalpoop: pasadena freeway one half mile, they have done it before, and it was a winner fong
Dexter Fong: Dig a hole??...I hafta hold up a guy to get the money to buy a shovel to dig a hole with
MotivationalTweeny: You'd be amazed what can happen from a laptop these days
MotivationalTweeny: It might not be the Record Plant, but it's close
Principalpoop: hehe not me hehe
Dexter Fong: Ahhh The Old Lap Lighter....good times, my friends....good times
MotivationalTweeny: Abbey Road? That would cost money
banddwyddth: I recorded a voiceover demo a year ago and paid $50 for one hour in the studio
Principalpoop: how many tracks were in the old radio programs? come on now
MotivationalTweeny: What you need is an old house with a few good rooms and a laptop
banddwyddth: the studio belonged to a friend but that goes to show you it's not all that hard
MotivationalTweeny: Unless you want to mess with Jackson Browne's analog friends
MotivationalTweeny: That would be expensive
Dexter Fong: Poop: Maybe 4 at most and who knows how much of that they used on radio...but in the studio, they got biddy
Principalpoop: i say colleges, nothing says free time and intellectual curiosity and disposable income than undergraduates...
Dexter Fong: Poop: But they grew exponentially. first 2 then 4 then 8 then 16 then 32
Principalpoop: i know, but we want quick bucks, not the cisteen chapel
c: antelope freeway, 1/32nd mile
Dexter Fong: That's my stop!!
Principalpoop: right c, they were mobile there
Dexter Fong: Mister Conductor man, I'se gotte git off here's
MotivationalTweeny opens the sneeze-thru wind vent
Principalpoop: is mobil still around? i don't see any around here...
c: take the a train, get off at the f stop
c: what firsign album is that?
Dexter Fong: Oh boy, panorama City...I can see everything from one place
MotivationalTweeny: leeroy with his organ?
c: i once met bob hope in panorma city
Dexter Fong: Ted Williams holding his head under his arm
c: not a good expericne for either of us
Principalpoop: ahh the rama years, danceorame,
Principalpoop: a
Dexter Fong: Ah the Cock years, Roosterama
Principalpoop: met through the internet, be careful about those encounters c
MotivationalTweeny: mmmmmm the undernet
Dexter Fong: But poop, she showed me some old brown grass from Yasgur's farm
MotivationalTweeny: farcebook, and minespace
Principalpoop: always check out the pickle
MotivationalTweeny Tweeny has just sent you a picckle. Will you accept it?
Dexter Fong: Gotta go park the car, will see anyone who remains in a bit...wife has reserved spot so hopefully not too long
Principalpoop: windows tells me that pickle might harm my computer
MotivationalTweeny: later, Dex
banddwyddth: I delete my pickles
Principalpoop: hair lita
c: what does corroborate mean?
c: i watchng fast forward, about kinda customs official
MotivationalTweeny: You can never delete a pickle after the 3rd lesson
Principalpoop: work together for a common goal
banddwyddth: no, it's more like vouch for someone else's word
MotivationalTweeny: American Slavery in the year 1790?
c: i thikn america allows a uniformity of stupidity that other countnes would not
Principalpoop: or it could be somebody supports your alibi
banddwyddth: his story corroborates the statement...
Principalpoop: if you incoorboate, you have become a company
MotivationalTweeny: J'accuse!
banddwyddth: I guess I wouldn't get by in your country, c
c: for example yo would have to belive in evoltuoin to get a job in any real world, but not the us
banddwyddth: unless they want me to come over and be the dumbest guy
c: lol band
MotivationalTweeny: This, from a member of the British Commonwealth
MotivationalTweeny: THey're _sort of_ independent
Principalpoop: we are simply proving that evolution is a myth, by remaining ignorant, barbaric morons
c: ok, our pm makes bush look smart., so i have no right to feel superior
banddwyddth: like it or not, that is one of the freedoms I cherish. the freedom to be stupid
MotivationalTweeny: Australia and Canada are still legally part of the British Empire
MotivationalTweeny: There is little hope, cease
c: if only hemlock stones were here to tell us how wonderful it is to live inthe uk
banddwyddth: if it weren't for that freedom we wouldn't have britney spears
Principalpoop: like the bushs, gut the bank regulations and then prove government cannot protect us from wall street cheaters
MotivationalTweeny: lol
Principalpoop: that proves government is useless
c: i live in one of the best places on earth, for me
MotivationalTweeny: ogg stick
MotivationalTweeny: not useless
Principalpoop: yess, ogg was against using sticks and other machines like rocks lol
MotivationalTweeny: I'm sure Van is great. Also like Austin for different reasons
Principalpoop: stop progress now
banddwyddth: I prefer total freedom
c: but i spent the aft with folks who are dieing on the street
c: tween, i would love to see austin
banddwyddth: but I don't kid myself. one has to assert their freedom
MotivationalTweeny: As they say in the movie Tucker, "it ain't the heat, it's the humility" ;)
c: i thikn there must be much beautgy in texas, big place
Principalpoop: we have regular elections, we could elect a George Wallace or RFK or whoever we want...
c: band, total freedom, like from gravity?
MotivationalTweeny: The original constitution allowed for 5 separate States
banddwyddth: I've seen beauty in texas but it is spread out over a large area
banddwyddth: you have to kind of get a large field of vision for it
Principalpoop: we get the government we deserve
MotivationalTweeny: Austin is a few hundred miles from the MX border. It isn't pretty
Principalpoop: land spreading out so far and wide
MotivationalTweeny: And yet
MotivationalTweeny: Hispanics and Anglos have lived side-by-side for centuries
banddwyddth: I've been in san antonio. it's even closer to mexico
MotivationalTweeny: I have hope :)
Principalpoop: sure, the anglos and hispanics had blacks to look down on...
MotivationalTweeny: Lordeo/Nuevo Loredo might be a bit closer ;)
banddwyddth: I remember there was a very strong smelling flower just about everywhere I went
c: where is the alamo?
banddwyddth: I'll never forget the scent
MotivationalTweeny: There are people selling drugs in MX. They have rocket launchers
Principalpoop: don't you remember the alamo?
banddwyddth: the alamo in in san antonio
banddwyddth: is
MotivationalTweeny: >>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oregon_boundary_dispute<< as Gen Patton said "every goddam day" :)
Principalpoop: money talks, we opened central american countries to us corporations using the us marines, the drug folks are small time
banddwyddth: I visited the alamo. I could forget it
MotivationalTweeny: Marines were never meant for conquest
banddwyddth: I saw a better version of it with john wayne and lawrence harvey
c: lol twen. but where is it?
c: in san antonio?
MotivationalTweeny: That shiite started with Teddy Roosevelt
Principalpoop: read your history, they were used to kick open doors and keep them open
banddwyddth: yes, cat
c: a freind of mine went there, was quite moved. but then he was a history prof
MotivationalTweeny: The Alamo could be 54/40 or fight
MotivationalTweeny: President Harrison
banddwyddth: it is rather small, compared with it's grand reputation
Principalpoop: the texans came back and beat his ass for doing that..
MotivationalTweeny: TX is different ;)
MotivationalTweeny: Hispanics and Anglos living side-by-side
Principalpoop: Fredonia was an actual country, the original texas..
c: i gtew up in la, full of mexiicans even then
MotivationalTweeny: and the children of former TX slaves
banddwyddth: land of the free and brave....
c: i get the firesing jokes about thqat
MotivationalTweeny: Hail Freedonia!
banddwyddth: and still at war with sylvania
MotivationalTweeny: Marx Bros were excellent
Principalpoop: only lasted a month
MotivationalTweeny: yeah lol
banddwyddth: attsa fine. I'll take a nice cold glass eliminate
MotivationalTweeny: TX was a country. God Damn Anglos for fucking up a _second_ time
c: would there have been a firesign without marx bros, wc fields?
Principalpoop: ouch c, that would be trimming away some of the big influences
MotivationalTweeny: Would WE be here, without McCarthy?
MotivationalTweeny: Who knows...
Principalpoop: nino, nino knows everything
c: im a ancuk, tween. no mccarthy here
MotivationalTweeny: Ah...
banddwyddth: fields is hard to enjoy when you know how detestable he was
c: but humour is more univwersal
Principalpoop: i heard that too llan
MotivationalTweeny: No inquistors in england?
MotivationalTweeny: Surely you jest...
Principalpoop: but he did have a very rough childhood
MotivationalTweeny: He had a very rough family
Principalpoop: right
MotivationalTweeny: And I love his movies
Principalpoop: apparently lucille ball was a perfectionist....
Dexter Fong: And we
Dexter Fong: re back
Principalpoop: wb fong
c: ricky, i'm home
MotivationalTweeny: May family too a camping trip across CN after ther '67 World's Fair
MotivationalTweeny: My
MotivationalTweeny: took
MotivationalTweeny: the
Principalpoop: mel brooks is crazy, so I hear
Dexter Fong: Ricky, you're supposed to be taking to Camera three not two
MotivationalTweeny: I've been to the Calgary Stampeed
banddwyddth: don't get me wrong, tween. I love International House but that film was way bigger than Fields
c: mel stil alive?
Principalpoop: on the same train as janis joplin and the holding company? around the same time
c: he's older than dex
MotivationalTweeny: British Columbia was freakin' beautiful
Dexter Fong: Mel is still alive
Dexter Fong: and way richer than Cat
c: too much peed, not enough stamps
MotivationalTweeny: We took a day trip to Victoria Island
banddwyddth: mel blanc? mel brooks? mel torme?
Dexter Fong: Melmac
banddwyddth: mellencamp?
Principalpoop: ahh, did you see the secret factory there?
c: both freaking and beautiful
Dexter Fong: The town where plastic was king
c: even fro freaks. at least i dont get killed as i walk arond taking pix
MotivationalTweeny: If Montreal and Vancouver circa 1967 represnt Canada, it's a nice place
Principalpoop: I thought Alan was king
c: i supposee that would not happen in rio
Dexter Fong: Alan was a Quartermain
c: thanks tween
Principalpoop: parts of rio are guts, dangerous places
c: our legions of junkies salute you
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
MotivationalTweeny: Don't let them take your picture. They'll steal you're spirit.
c: i normally dress like a homeless person so no one would mug me, obviously not worth the effort
MotivationalTweeny: your
Principalpoop: only if you are showing your palapa
MotivationalTweeny: lol cease
banddwyddth: I liked quatermass better than quartermain
Dexter Fong: Take no photographs, leave no foot prints...deposit trash ---->
MotivationalTweeny: That and the yakuza are a problem?
c: today i dressed like a not qute homeless person for thie magainze job interview thing. i didnt get served at a bar. was over dressed
banddwyddth: WHAT THE HELL IS A PALAPA?
Principalpoop: a common everyday object
MotivationalTweeny: Go to Cancun, MX, friend :-)
Dexter Fong: The yakuza...the yamucka its all the same
c: good veggie food, band. chickpeas and such
MotivationalTweeny: lol Dex
banddwyddth: sounds like some tropical half-fruit half-vegetable
Dexter Fong: wydd: A palapa is a gazebo with a mexican accent
Principalpoop: the natives of palapa are friendly and prolific
banddwyddth: lol
MotivationalTweeny: The Yucatan has its own problems, but it's pretty cool. Day trips to Mayan ruins and such
Dexter Fong: poop: and they all play the paino just beautiffuly
Principalpoop: and they sure know where milk comes from
banddwyddth: I'm afraid the mayans ruin it for me
Dexter Fong: Don't wear sun block, youcantan easily
c: i've been mossed
MotivationalTweeny: You really don't want to leave the 'tourista' areas though.
banddwyddth: and they eat moss
MotivationalTweeny: MX can be quite violent
c: and kate wants it back
MotivationalTweeny: Yes, Dex ;)
banddwyddth: LOL, good one, dex
Dexter Fong: It sure was
Dexter Fong: And there's more like that friends
Dexter Fong: Just get out you secret decoder rings
Dexter Fong: Ready?
MotivationalTweeny: My family had a condom in Cancun
Dexter Fong: 16
MotivationalTweeny: er. condo
Dexter Fong: 24
Dexter Fong: 9
Dexter Fong: 13
Dexter Fong: 22
Dexter Fong: 22
Dexter Fong: 22
Dexter Fong: 12
banddwyddth: is that the combination to your safe, dex?
banddwyddth: I'll have to check it out
Dexter Fong: My safe uses and triple encrypted, one day pad, 12 key entry
banddwyddth: that's safe enough
Dexter Fong: The pass word is "I have a gub"
c: very impressive dex
c: if only firesign were so well locked
banddwyddth: apt natural
Dexter Fong: sure did
Dexter Fong: then I tried Stanislovski
MotivationalTweeny gets out his english schoolboy's decoding manual
Dexter Fong: Underclassman Tweeny, run out and get me a fag you little git
banddwyddth: stan is love skiing
Principalpoop: ok, what is going on?
Dexter Fong: Stan is great shusher
MotivationalTweeny lights dexter's fag
MotivationalTweeny: with a blow torch
Principalpoop: one of those computer generated nonsense things? you cannot fool me
Dexter Fong: Oooh, well done tweenylad, i can smell the filter from here
banddwyddth: well, I've got to get up tomorrow. tell stones and bambi and clem I said hi
MotivationalTweeny: lol
Principalpoop: good night and good luck
Dexter Fong: I think you're agonna hafta do that yourself
banddwyddth: and bunnyboy, and the other bb and headphones and....
MotivationalTweeny: NYC, the place so nice, they named it twice
banddwyddth: goodnight everybody
Dexter Fong: sheesh, it's like the roster of the fallen
MotivationalTweeny: Nite LL
Principalpoop: i will jump on the bus, wait, I have a nickle, come back
||||||||| Around 12:11 AM, Principalpoop walks off into the sunset...
Dexter Fong: Think I'll get off at the next g stop er uh f stop
Dexter Fong: Next week dear friends
c: off we flee
MotivationalTweeny: Best to all, and please support your local iRadio station :)
MotivationalTweeny: ÒThere's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or notÓ
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the common cold
||||||||| banddwyddth - dead from the common cold
||||||||| c - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| MotivationalTweeny - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Eleven Years Ago on TV enters at 4:20 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Eleven Years Ago on TV: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/78/78bscotch.phtml
Eleven Years Ago on TV: I coun't find the video, but the script is there from Saturday Night Live, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Eleven Years Ago on TV and queries "Did you need me?"
Eleven Years Ago on TV: You could form a drama troupe, and act out the Scotch Tape Boutique skit, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Eleven Years Ago on TV and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Eleven Years Ago on TV: Don't be ridiculous, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Eleven Years Ago on TV and says "Do you have something for me to do?"
Eleven Years Ago on TV: Figure out what it is all about and write a term paper on it, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood figures out what it is all about and write a term paper on it.
||||||||| Around 4:27 AM, Eleven Years Ago on TV walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
ah,clem
And now it is treaty time
banddwyddth
Bill the Bard
c
ConstitutionalTweeny
Dexter Fong
Doctor Ruthless Froideecaht
Elayne
Eleven Years Ago on TV
Firebroiled
Merlyn
MotivationalTweeny
Principalpoop
Technical Note nota bene
The Three Faces of Dave
URL References:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leif_Erikson_Day
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oregon_boundary_dispute
http://kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow/roadkillshowarch.html
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/78/78bscotch.phtml
http://wapedia.mobi/en/Six_flags_over_Texas
http://www.amctv.com/originals/the-prisoner/
http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/200.html
www.firesigntheatre.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeK_JoGe_i0



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