A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 15, 2009 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
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||||||||| "4:52 AM? 4:52 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Billy N. O'Balderdash should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Billy N. O'Balderdash enters and sits on the couch.
Billy N. O'Balderdash: Catherwod the Firesign Theatres live show cost 60 dollars regular and 75 premium.
Billy N. O'Balderdash: The Firesign Theatres live show cost 60 dollars regular and 75 premium, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Billy N. O'Balderdash and queries "Someone mention my name?"
Billy N. O'Balderdash: Goe to the show, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Billy N. O'Balderdash and inquires "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Billy N. O'Balderdash: You betcha, now git, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Billy N. O'Balderdash
Billy N. O'Balderdash: Keep walking, Catherwood, to Hollywood Boulevard near Edgemont south west of Glendale near the Barnsdale Shopping Center you take the Low Road.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Billy N. O'Balderdash and says "oh, fuck off Billy N. O'Balderdash!"
Billy N. O'Balderdash: And I'll take the High Road and you'll be in the front row before me, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood befores Billy N. O'Balderdash.
Billy N. O'Balderdash: Don't butt in line, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Billy N. O'Balderdash
Billy N. O'Balderdash: Take off that eyeball hat in the front row, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood takes off that eyeball hat in the front row.
Billy N. O'Balderdash: Has a third eye, Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Billy N. O'Balderdash and inquires "Did you want me?"
Billy N. O'Balderdash: Thumb up, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood thumbs up.
||||||||| Billy N. O'Balderdash is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 5:01 AM.
||||||||| Outside, the 7:15 AM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Firebroiled coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Firebroiled: Yes, Friends,
welcome to Pastor Flash’s hour of Reckoning,

with Organ Leroy at his organ again,
and the Fifty-Voice St. Louis Aquarium Choir.

I’m Decon E. L. Mouse

. But, Dear Friends in these days of modern time,
when you can’t tell the AC’s
from the DC’s,

well aren’t we all yearning for someone who can turn on a little stopping power?

Dear Friends,
I mean a smokey glass.

Don’t you think I mean a lightning rod
with which to chase these spooks away?

Don’t you know I mean our own Pastor Rod Flash!

He’s been up for a week,

but he’s coming down!

Firebroiled: b>I’m down!

Thank you, Dear Friends,

I’m down,
I’m grounded,
safe and sound,
trailing clouds of glory,

I’m down.
And I’m marching! Yes, Dear Friends,
I’m marching to dinner!

‘Cause Godamighty, I’m hungray!
Yes! I’m hungray!

Safe and sound and hungray!

||||||||| Firebroiled departs at 7:16 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood leads Son of Firesign into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 7:30 AM, then departs.
Son of Firesign: Catherwood, tell me what Radio Prison is all about.
||||||||| Catherwood tells Son of Firesign what radio prison is all about.
Son of Firesign: Thank you, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Just doing my job!"
Son of Firesign: You know who said, "We were famous in the sixties and now we're in our seventies.", Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Son of Firesign and says "My ears are burning..."
Son of Firesign: Philip Procter, according to an article in the LA Times, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Son of Firesign and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Son of Firesign: Type my name just to rile me, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood types Son of Firesign's name just to rile me.
Son of Firesign: Thanks a heap, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Son of Firesign and mumbles "My ears are burning..."
Son of Firesign: So long mister mojo man. Keep on rising rising rising, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Son of Firesign and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Son of Firesign!"
Son of Firesign: Type gibberish, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Son of Firesign
Son of Firesign: Venus in Libra squares Pluto in Capricorn, one day only.
Son of Firesign: Catherwood, get it while it is hot.
||||||||| Catherwood gets it while it is hot.
Son of Firesign: Today's the day!
||||||||| "7:50 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Son of Firesign, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:10 PM and JustAnotherGov'tTweeny bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Who's movie _is_ this, anyway?
||||||||| JustAnotherGov'tTweeny leaves to catch the 8:11 PM train to Funfun Town.
||||||||| Outside, the 8:52 PM crosstown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving H. Stone coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
H. Stone: Dammit, i missed the train and The Tweenster has escaped yet again
||||||||| "8:53 PM? I'm late!" exclaims H. Stone, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the garden.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Carl Clock', just granted probation at 8:58 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Carl Clock: “And while we’re on the subject --

And while we’re on the subject --

(And while we’re on the subject) --

How’s your Old Wazoo?”

||||||||| Carl Clock rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Carl Clock?! It's 8:58 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:59 PM and late as usual, it's JustAnotherGov'tTweeny, just back from Hellmouth."
||||||||| Outside, the 9:00 PM bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Dexter Fong coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 15, 2009 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:01 PM and ah,clem bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hey Dexter
Dexter Fong: Hiyah friends
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with firesign theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| ah,clem rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's ah,clem?! It's 9:01 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Dexter Fong: I see you've reverted to your original name tween
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bambi close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:02 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule.
Bambi: hello Dear Friends
Bambi: wb Dex
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny is your humble servant
Dexter Fong: Welcome bgack to you too Bambi
Dexter Fong: bgambi
||||||||| Catherwood leads cease in through the front door at 9:03 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hello, deer person :)
Dexter Fong: Hi Cat
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hey Van
Bambi: hey Cat
cease: hi all
Bambi: how are you all this evening?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Fine evening in Austin
Dexter Fong: Some of us are pretty good and the rest of us are just as well
Bambi: have you all checked out the new http://www.technorati.com website yet? they just revamped it
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Mmmmmmm justice.... or , just US?
Dexter Fong: Ohh! New program about to begin!!
cease: speaking of austin, he should be going on stage momentarily
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: kewl :-)
cease: i guess we'll have to wait for merl's review next week
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: There are times when I wish I lived on the West Coast
Bambi: where is Phil A. tonight?
Dexter Fong: Just a walk on for phil?
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn at home close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:06 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the vestibule.
cease: the guys are on stage at that theatre in hollywood tonight
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hello Merl
Bambi: hey Merl
Merlyn at home: argh... had to miss the shows, caught a bad cold at the last minute
cease: oh merl is here
Bambi: excellent Cat
cease: bummer, merl
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: (Merl is just another hippie from Olema ;)
Bambi: sorry to hear that Merl
cease: i guess no chatters will be there
Dexter Fong: That's truly unfortunate Merlyn, I sympathize
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: And I have met Haggard's band. Good people
Dexter Fong: I'd show up even if I were in a iron long
Merlyn at home: yeah, but I've actually seen them live a huge amount over the years
Dexter Fong: lung
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: lol Dex
cease: oh, i love this, clem
||||||||| "9:08 PM? 9:08 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Pigs Knuckles should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Pigs Knuckles enters and sits in the comfy chair.
Dexter Fong: Don't rub it in Merlyn
Bambi: hi PK
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: That's a bit long there Dex
Pigs Knuckles: Howdy
cease: reading the review from last night's show, it sounds a lot like the other shows, merl
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Mmmmmm pickled pig's feet
Dexter Fong: Yween: One club too much...I'll fire my caddy
Pigs Knuckles: What drinking?
cease: hi pigs
||||||||| sdfghjklr sashays in at 9:09 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Pigs Knuckles: Hey cease
sdfghjklr: good evening, dear friends
Dexter Fong: hey there frtoiuwng,.ty
cease: i'm not going to try and type that
Merlyn at home: true, they're doing Anythynge for half of it
sdfghjklr: lol
Pigs Knuckles: constants-plus, hi!
Dexter Fong: Anythynge *is* a masterpiece (IMHO)
sdfghjklr: an arabica for me please, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood fors sdfghjklr.
Merlyn at home: and I think the lunch menus, which I always thought worked better with Austin's straight reading
cease: you're entitled to your opinion, dex
sdfghjklr: anon anon anon
Merlyn at home: are people's fingers not on the home row?
Dexter Fong: See llan, if you had an Amurican name that wouldn't happen
sdfghjklr: lol
Dexter Fong: Thank you Cat, and you're entitled to that funny looking money you guys have
Merlyn at home: there's at least one murder mystery with someone typing a message with their fingers in the wrong place
Bambi: hmmm, quite the interesting one sdfg
Bambi: Catherwood please pour me a toasted almond and gives gives everyone their favorite lovely beverage
||||||||| Catherwood hands Bambi a toasted almond and gives gives everyone their favorite lovely beverage.
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Not really, it's only dyslezia, an extreme case mind you
sdfghjklr: thanks, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "It was a pleasure to serve you..."
Dexter Fong: Service me Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood services Dexter Fong.
Bambi: lol heard that Dex
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, you dog! Ahhhh!
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Fong
Dexter Fong: Loves em and leaves em 'e does
sdfghjklr: what's on cni tonight?
Pigs Knuckles: Catheters for Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Pigs Knuckles and queries "Would you like something?"
Dexter Fong: ^Tales of the Old Detective
sdfghjklr: aha
Bambi: think I will just call sdfg troy
sdfghjklr: mr. knuckles, are you someone we know by another name?
Pigs Knuckles: Cath get that beer, please
sdfghjklr: oh, does nino have me in troy again?
Pigs Knuckles: Ralph?
cease: one canary stew to go
Bambi: another one so quickly PK?
Dexter Fong: Cat: There's a best selling author who writes crime novels about south florida who has a character who had his lopped of hand relaced by a weed wacker
Bambi: yep he does :-)
Dexter Fong: What's his name??
Pigs Knuckles: What? . . .Me?
cease: you think this is a ref to that, dex
cease: would that be elroy?
Dexter Fong: Cat: I thionk this predates that
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: >>What's his name?<< I can't tell ya...
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: ;)
cease: did he write poodle springs? its referred to in Bride of Firesign, as you well know
Dexter Fong: The crime novels are highly humerous
Pigs Knuckles: DoeDexa headroom, yes?
cease: this is from the mid 90s, as i recall
Dexter Fong: Cat: Dunno...I'm a Golden retriever man myself
Dexter Fong: Pardon me while I check some addys
sdfghjklr: adeline, adelaide, adolph?
Pigs Knuckles: Ping
Dexter Fong: Sorry Pigs, Didn't see you come in...Can you repeat your 'uestion?
Pigs Knuckles: Go ahead, please
Bambi: Clem repeatedly listened to Dwarf in a hollow log, errr, van :-)
Dexter Fong: Can you...not me
sdfghjklr: I'd rather be in some log hollow...where the sun don't ever shine...
Dexter Fong: I'd rather drink muddy water, and sleep in a holler log
sdfghjklr: ...in a small room with you on my mlind
Pigs Knuckles: Does that include night time?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: And I forgot to say Aloha to our new friend
Dexter Fong: Don't screw that elf, hand me the vice eh grips!
||||||||| "9:21 PM? 9:21 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ah,clem should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ah,clem enters and sits at the bar.
Bambi: hey Clem
Pigs Knuckles: Hey, Clem
Dexter Fong: Hey!!! Clem???
ah,clem: hi Mr. Pig
ah,clem: hey Bam
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: What's his name? ah, clem
Dexter Fong: Could be a miz
ah,clem: and Dex....
ah,clem: awh hell, hi all
sdfghjklr: is it a hit or a miz
Merlyn at home: hey clem
Bambi: lol
Dexter Fong bows reverently in the general direction of Dendron
sdfghjklr: rhoda?
Dexter Fong: Rhoda Dendrun, queen of the old cat house
Dexter Fong: Meooow Cat??
cease: speaking of cats, dogs and flys, i just read an amazing book
Dexter Fong: About fish?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Do bats eat cats?
cease: Kinship with All Life, which is about the first dog star of the silent movie era
Dexter Fong: Invertabrates?
Pigs Knuckles: Coool Kats??
cease: Strongheart was the dogs name. from the 20s
Dexter Fong: Are you Sirius??
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Elayne inside, makes a note of the time (9:24 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Dexter Fong: E babu Layne
sdfghjklr: Hi Elayne!
Dexter Fong: baby
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hey E
Pigs Knuckles: Howdy, E!!
cease: i believe there is a kind of dogfood named after him. i've seen it in the stores
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: How goes life in The City?
cease: hi el
Elayne: So, I was hoping that Budgie could join in this evening, as he's in NY, but we haven't heard from him yet.
cease: if he hasnt read it, i must turn Austin on to this book, dog fanatic that he is
Elayne: I think he's still having trouble shaking off jet lag.
Dexter Fong: Hey Pigs, if you don't chat once in a while, you will get dropped which I surely hope you don't wish for
cease: and it also takes place in Hollywood, where austin lives and they are all performing now
Bambi: Hi Elayne!
Elayne: He didn't bring his laptop on this trip, though, so maybe that's the problem.
Pigs Knuckles: Send Mo a copy of that book
cease: maybe he's here now, el. we have some unidentified chatters
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: We must know who your are, right cease?
cease: whose mo? that was my daughter's nick name
sdfghjklr: I hope I am not unidentified
sdfghjklr: I've used this handle in another context on several occasions
Elayne: As I recall, when Budgie has come on in the wee hours of the British morning, he's always used his nom-de-Budgie.
Dexter Fong: There's a tarnished star for every broken career in Hollywood....and I'm walking all over it
Pigs Knuckles: Austin's pet
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny hands cease his North American Identity Card
cease: budgie is british?
Elayne: Didn't you know, Cat?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: yep
Bambi: certainly saw it upon returning from private chats at least llan
Dexter Fong: Llan: YOu entered a nick contest??
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Still have the vinyl
sdfghjklr: so there is a budgie and a robin? are they brothers?
Elayne: Every time he comes on he whinges about the late hour and not being able to get to sleep. :)
Bambi: or is that princep?
Bambi: lol
Elayne: Robin is my husband, he's a permanent US resident now. Budgie still lives in England.
Bambi: see we are definitely confused
Bambi: or at least I am
Elayne: Although yeah, what's up with the birds?
Bambi: Robin is a wonderful artist
Elayne: If we do see Budgie tomorrow I should take a photo with that sort of caption.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:28 PM and late as usual, it's Principalpoop, just back from Hellmouth."
Bambi: hey princep :-)
Elayne: Thanks Bambi, I just wish Marvel or DC would hire him already. It's been 10 months!
Dexter Fong: Elayne: You have now entered a Hitchcock film set
Elayne: Hey PrinPoop!
sdfghjklr: Hey Princi
cease: indeed, el
Dexter Fong: Hence the Birds
Bambi: they will Elayne ... how could they not?
Pigs Knuckles: P of P, hi!
Principalpoop: my ears were burning
cease: hi poop
Elayne: BRB, forgot I'm brewing tea, I have to put the kettle on again...
sdfghjklr: maybe you have what catherwood has
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to sdfghjklr and inquires "Did you want something?"
Principalpoop: that could be because I tried to smoke a bong with my ear
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, piss on Principalpoop's ear
||||||||| Catherwood pisses on principalpoop's ear.
Principalpoop: molly put the kettle on and we'll all have tea
Dexter Fong: Thank you Catherwood, so kind of you
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Fong
Principalpoop: what the hell are you doing to me catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Principalpoop and asks "Did you want me?"
Principalpoop: birds? budgies? what are we talking about?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, tell Principalpoop it's raining
||||||||| Catherwood snubs Dexter Fong
Bambi: Catherwood please pour the kettle tea for everyone
||||||||| Catherwood gets the kettle tea for everyone.
Pigs Knuckles: Animal, . . pets, and the like
Principalpoop: ahh i love petting zoos, hehe
Elayne: Okay, this time I asked Rob to let me know when the water boils, so I can make my damn pitchers of tea already...
Dexter Fong: Catherwood; please pour the clue
||||||||| Catherwood hands the clue.
Dexter Fong: Clever C'wood
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please take the Turing Test
||||||||| Catherwood takes the turing test.
Bambi: lol
Pigs Knuckles: Catherwood, pour some Earl Grey
||||||||| Catherwood hands some earl grey.
sdfghjklr: I don't know why it is the english are the only people who can make tea the right way
sdfghjklr: I can't stand earl grey
Dexter Fong: 'cause they the only ones that care that mucch
sdfghjklr: I've tried and tried
Pigs Knuckles: Earl likes it
Principalpoop: that sounds like llan, with the negative vibes moriarty llan
Dexter Fong: llan: Have you tried purple baron?
Dexter Fong: Moriarty?
sdfghjklr: negative vibes, princ?
Bambi: except maybe Klok who went to the trouble of doing a reading of the russian tea book
Dexter Fong: bamib =)))
Pigs Knuckles: Red Baron, .. with power steering
Principalpoop: the movie with clint eastwood and captain from the loveboat and donald sutherland
Elayne: I have one Earl Grey brewing and one weird almond thing that was in my mom's house.
Bambi: and it's up on his Memorial if anyone hasn't heard his reading of it in .ogg files (Klok was very open source)
sdfghjklr: it seems like even the teabags you buy in england are better than here
Dexter Fong: been raising cattle on steroids...cattle steroiding
Elayne: Wossoski or something, I'd never heard the brand. But I made a pitcher of it at Mom's and it worked pretty well. Tastes like autumn!
Principalpoop: no teabag talk please it will attract all kinds of unsavory groups
Bambi: for those who aren't aware. Klok's Memorial is up on http://bambismusings.wordpress.com
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Rasing dental floss again, Dex?
sdfghjklr: if I have negative vibes I may have lived in ticonderoga too long
Principalpoop: the voice of ahh, clem
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Grid, do we miss Klok
Dexter Fong: I've only got a rickety wooden chair
Pigs Knuckles: A lot of floss is made from teflon
Bambi: lol princep
sdfghjklr: to understand what I mean take a look at topix.com for ticonderoga sometime
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Having found Libertariansim, we could have had some really good discussions ;)
sdfghjklr: teflon floss
Dexter Fong: I used to drive a tike!!
Principalpoop: tip the canoe and ticonderoga too
cease: we should hear this every xmas, clem
sdfghjklr: lol
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Mmmmmmm Drive....
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Great cars song
Pigs Knuckles: yep, used to work for a company that made that
Dexter Fong: I'll vote for that...if you give me some more rum
cease: ideally the 67 xmas radio free oz show, but i'lllk have to get cleaned up
Principalpoop: everybody gets to have their own plantation tween?
cease: hearing bergman's riff on jesus was considerably more of a revelation than jesus was
Principalpoop: don't need laws if neighbors are not near
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Catherwood, please pour Dex a Rye and Coke
||||||||| Catherwood hands dex a rye and coke.
sdfghjklr: got to leave for about 20 minutes to wait for a phone call. I'll be back
Principalpoop: say hi for us asldkfjas
cease: to quote, to avoid crucifixtion, "jesus could make himself so invisible that even other invisible people couldnt see him"
Dexter Fong dex comes thru the rye and sniffs the coke
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Only the drummer for Joe Walsh, P
Elayne: Oop, that's dinner. Must go as well. May be back later.
Bambi: see ya when you get back troy
||||||||| Elayne says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Elayne exits at 9:39 PM.
cease: cigarettes for fun?
Principalpoop: bon ap E
Dexter Fong: Pick another name llan
cease: must have been something other than tobacco in those cigs
||||||||| Catherwood leads Otto The Duke of Yamamoto into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:39 PM, then departs.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: That would be a bad idea, Dex ;)
Bambi: have a great night Elayne
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hey Yam
Bambi: hey Yammy
Pigs Knuckles: Take Care, E
Principalpoop: what street?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Good to see you
cease: joe walsh, a man who loves vince guaraldi even more than me
Principalpoop: hi Y
cease: hi otto
Dexter Fong: Hey Yam
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: io
Bambi: enjoy dinner and a great week too E!
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Mmmmmm E street band
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny dances in the dark
Dexter Fong: Liked the F street band, they all failed their music courses but that had attitude
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto is listening to reggae
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: Rude Boy a skankin and all that
Dexter Fong: Reggae jackson
Principalpoop: reggae jackson does baseball and singing too?
cease: put on cni, otto
cease: unless you already have tales of the old detective.
Principalpoop: ok, stop that fong
Dexter Fong: Good work Poop =))
cease: oh that reminds me, there's a dodger game on, dex
cease: i havent followed them since 88
Dexter Fong: Tonight Only Reggae Jackson the Singin' Slugger
Pigs Knuckles: With Philly??
Principalpoop: who was the artful dodger?
cease: ah, the dodgers are losing. i should turn tube back off
Principalpoop: dickens
Dexter Fong: Cat: I won't make that same mistake twice =)
cease: 3-1 philly in the 5th
cease: thanks, dex
Dexter Fong: For what, Cat?
cease: for not reminding me about the dodgers
Principalpoop: uriah keep
Dexter Fong: Who day?
Pigs Knuckles: Dodgers need an earthquake to shift the score
cease: the reggie jackson ref reminded me of the dodgers loss to yankess in 77-78 series
Dexter Fong: Uriah! Keep yo hands offen me
Principalpoop: they call the breeze Uriah
Dexter Fong: lol poop
Principalpoop: glad I am not the only chuckling at me fong
Dexter Fong: We have a teropical depressio here, wind vary between huricane and uriah strength
Principalpoop: it may snow tomorrow, I had the windows open last week
cease: now 5-1 philly
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: A cat in a box is as much fun as a barrel of monkeys
Pigs Knuckles: Kongeroo Twista??
Dexter Fong: Think hurricane come....better get ofut of here, Kimo Sabe?
Principalpoop: a cat in a hat is as much fun as a bird in the hand
cease: me in a box is no fun at all
Dexter Fong: Yam: Or a beaker full of Sea Monkeys
cease: do like my hats though. of course in this country, they're more a necessity than fashion statement
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Bunnyboy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:47 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
Bunnyboy: lo dere
Dexter Fong: How about gaiters, Cat?
Principalpoop: hip hop bunnyt
Dexter Fong: Yaj got dem?
cease: hey bun
Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny
Pigs Knuckles: Howdy and Hi, BB
cease: isnt that a football team, dex? i dont follow that sport
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: io
Bambi: hey Bunny
cease: how seattle these days?
Principalpoop: order of the garter
Bunnyboy: HOL-lee-wood!
Principalpoop: more voice of ahh, clem
Pigs Knuckles: Yeah, how's the sea cattle, Bun?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yes...The Zoot Cat Gaitors
Bunnyboy: cat: Rain, we got.
Bunnyboy: Fall is on schedule.
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: wet snow here
Principalpoop: ahh hell
Dexter Fong: Can you shout, Clem
cease: it stoppped for awhile this aft, bun. supposed to resume soon
Principalpoop: snow already? wow
cease: we're expecting 40mm tonight here in north van
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: not sticking here
Dexter Fong: afk fr
||||||||| It's 9:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| sdfghjklr - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:50 PM, dragging Ben Bland by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
cease: if i hadnt dug all the potatoes from the hill behind my house, they would probably swim down to my kitchen tonight
Bambi: don't want no stinkin' snow this early! LOL
Principalpoop: even so, way early for snow
Principalpoop: hi ben
Bambi: hi Ben
Pigs Knuckles: Another BB, Hey!
Ben Bland: HI.
cease: ah, this is a very autobiographical piece by austin
cease: hey ben
Ben Bland: hi
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: hello
Bunnyboy: Got an inhouse mix going. iPhone shuffle, and CNI.
cease: austin told me where this house is but i couldnt find it when i was last in frisco
Principalpoop: groovy
Bunnyboy: Had some Dudley Do-Right piano, followed by Tom Waits.
Bunnyboy: And The Old Detective.
Bunnyboy: Howdy Ben!
Pigs Knuckles: And a little Doctor John
Bunnyboy: Any Blackadder fans? They've remastered the lot, have them in one box, and individual season sets, as well. Next Tuesday.
Bambi: good thing you got bunny ears Bunny ;-)
Bunnyboy: And the Python doc starts Sunday, on IFC.
Principalpoop: blackadder blackadder, never heard of it
Dexter Fong: back
Bunnyboy: Of course, the Python doc will shortly be on disc, as well.
Bambi: wb Dex
Principalpoop: did you bring enough for all of us fong?
cease: did austin mention who the "dark actress" was in one of his appearances here?
Dexter Fong: Thanks bambi, get on with it! Ben
Pigs Knuckles: Rowan Ackinson
Principalpoop: John travolta
Bambi says chewing gum on line ... did you bring enough for everyone ... ah, ah, I didn't know there would be so many!
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please submerge Poop in a cask of Mumsy
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Dexter Fong and says "Would you like something?"
Principalpoop: what about him pig?
Ben Bland: There are still seats available in Hollywood for the first performance.
Dexter Fong: Ah, my Jets in the shop
Pigs Knuckles: Is in the black adder
cease: that was yesterday, ben.
cease: you['re talking time travel here?
Dexter Fong: or was it the Red subtractor
Principalpoop: no, he was the blackadder
Ben Bland: I would have to drive very fast to make it.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Badgers? We don't need no steeking badgers...
Ben Bland: The second performance?
Principalpoop: beavers, more beavers
cease: 2nd show tonight. and even merl isnt there
Ben Bland: How'd the first one go?
Bambi: well, even with the time diff, I would never make it lol
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: LOL P
Dexter Fong: Nive entrance Tweeny =))
cease: first show got good reviews.
Ben Bland: URL, please.
Pigs Knuckles: How about a time warp, in overdrive?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: ah, clem and is all male orchestra
Bunnyboy: Yeah. You'd think Merlyn would change his avatar name to Merlyn Sulking.
Principalpoop: there is no business like show business, no business I know
Bambi: even from Mesa, AZ
cease: arent we all signed up to the firesign site for this kinda info?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Mmmmmm Scottsdale
Bambi: Merl is sulking?
Dexter Fong: He sure is!
Principalpoop: sulking or hulking?
Bambi: yes, he is ... he couldn't go to the show :-(
Dexter Fong: surfing
Pigs Knuckles: He turned all gray
Bunnyboy: Well, he's grey...and at home, instead of in...HOL-lee-wood!
cease: cloud 9
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Come and see the show!
Ben Bland: I'm sorry. My request for actual info about FST was out of line.
Dexter Fong: Last stop!
Principalpoop: Hurray for Hollee wood
||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ah,clem - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: i took a picture of a "massage parlour" called Cloud 9 a few monthes ago and sent it to austin cuz of this ref
Bambi: oops, there goes Clem ... fiddlers
Pigs Knuckles: And right on the yellow rubber line, Friend
Principalpoop: fiddlers
cease: not out of line, ben
Bunnyboy: BTW, you can't hear it, but when I say HOL-lee-wood, I'm saying it like Bill Scott used to say it on THE BULLWINKLE SHOW.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Really fun movie, "1941"
cease: i didnt keep my email with the reviews in it and thought that www.firesigntheatre.com had em but no
Ben Bland: Gentlemen! You can't post review links here! This is the chat room!
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: 'hollywood!'
Dexter Fong: Ben: I don't have any info on FST
Principalpoop: let me check the log, serious statements elude me
cease: bunny, you're a recipient of firesign news. did you get todays, with the reveiws of the show?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Bambi: of course Bunny ... who else would you say it like :-)
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: lol Ben
cease: i cant believe i'm the only person signed up for firesign news.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Too much worhol hanging off the wall, Ben :)
cease: Tom Gedwillo, i think the guy's name is.
Bunnyboy: Tween: I remember when 1941 first played theatrically, I was thoroughly disappointed. But it seems to have aged quite well!
Bambi: review links? for what?
cease: has a bunch of websites firesonian and had a fanzine for them in the 70s
Principalpoop: move that old tapestry of llans and put it there
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: Sausage?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: ("Miles Away" from the Fleetwood Mac album "Mystery To Me"
cease: that's a good idea, keep war in the hall, never let it into the living room
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: 1941 had some good moments. Not a great movie
Dexter Fong: Bunny: YOu shoulda been here in the real 1941...narzis and japs all over the place, or so we thought
Ben Bland: Pork.
cease: if merl joins us again, he'll have the reviewsd for you, ben
Pigs Knuckles: What's the movie for the afternoon, Ben?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: yes cease
cease: 10 years before i was born.
cease: arent you signed up for firesign news, tween?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Cartons of salt? Austin is trying to attract a deer person
Bunnyboy: cat: I get alla dat stuff on my Facebook news feed.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: I haven't checked my email in a few days, cease
Dexter Fong: What's Email?
cease: i dont think this came from facebook, bun
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: 100 messages and counting
Bunnyboy: And I'm hip deep in alla Tom's sites, too, i.e. firehead.org, WikiRococo, etc.
cease: manny just hit a home run
cease: now 5-4 philly
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: boo
Dexter Fong: Great!! Cat!!
Bunnyboy: OPTIMISTIC by Radiohead. Killer.
Principalpoop: you are making me hungry cease
cease: i'm not sure if it was from one of tom's sites or one of merl, bun.
Pigs Knuckles: What inning, cat?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Catherwood, please put out a salt lick for Bambi
||||||||| Catherwood puts out a salt lick for bambi.
Dexter Fong: Yam, you a Philly phan?
cease: ben seems desparate to read ;last night's review and i can' seem to help him
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: no
cease: 5th
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Boo?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: You ain't seen boo ;)
Pigs Knuckles: Thanks
Bambi: blech! I wanted a toasted almond lol
Dexter Fong: Boo Who?
cease: notice the use of "blond bombshell"
Ben Bland: Movie is Forward into the Past. It's one of those Nick Danger serials.
cease: its what austin calls oona
Dexter Fong: Notice also "Fresno"
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Remember, "Gals Control The world"
Pigs Knuckles: The Big Blonde?
cease: as i said, this is very autobiographical
Bambi: yeah, and he wrote a wonderful piece on his blog about oona
Dexter Fong: Hulk Hogan?
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'doctecazoid', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:07 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Catherwood, please give Bambi a toasted almond
||||||||| Catherwood gets bambi a toasted almond.
doctecazoid: yes, i know i'm late
cease: i think that's what makes the writing so powerfull
Bambi: thanks :-)
cease: hey. the docman cometh
Dexter Fong: Hey the Doc is really in
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The Doctor is in
Principalpoop: hi doc
Pigs Knuckles: Hey-hey, doc
Bambi: hey Doc!
Dexter Fong: Latee =))))
Bambi: how's it going for Doc and Lili?
doctecazoid: the doc inn
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Hope you and Lili are well and happy
doctecazoid: thanks all - yes, we're still here
Dexter Fong: Park you cruiser at Dock Inn ahd wlk the plank to a night in the barrel
doctecazoid: alive, alert, on the line
cease: you can tell this is something austin really cared about
doctecazoid: and ready to serve you
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Good to know, Doc
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Pretty much the theme, these days
cease: hey doc, austin mentioned playing a show in bridgeport, con, by "bug light" in this week's radio interview
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: "We're still here"
cease: you know the url of that, of course
Dexter Fong: Doc, I got a runnin' clatter in my trapezoids
Bambi: your ears must have been burning ... there was some discussion about your sites earlier
Dexter Fong: Do I need a refit?
doctecazoid: yes cease, i remember him mentioning something about that long ago - buglight is long gone, alas
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: You must go to the stare, er, store, Doc
cease: did you hear the interview?
Dexter Fong: The skeeters are begin to cluster
doctecazoid: i can't imagine anyone discussing anything about my sites these days - i've been away from web work for quite a while now, most of the sites i worked on are also long gong
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Mmmmmm groat clusters
Pigs Knuckles: Got to put the knuckles back in the jar for the night, . . Take Care, All!!
||||||||| "Hey Pigs Knuckles!" ... Pigs Knuckles turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:11 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: l8r
cease: by pigs
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: www.kurtericson.com
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: Knuckle dragging?
Dexter Fong: Night Pigs, come again
Bambi: night PK have a good one who ever you are
doctecazoid: i will have to listen to the interview soon, have not had a chance - gruelling work schedule being what it is these days
cease: who runs the firesign news update? i assumed merl
Principalpoop: crack those knuckles
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: The 4th is more than a day ;)
Bambi: was PK llan tonight or someone else?
doctecazoid: merl, thank grid, had done a stellar job holding down the fort
Dexter Fong: PK?????????
Dexter Fong: A Player Killer
Bambi: pig knuckles
Bunnyboy: Oh, nite Pigs!
doctecazoid: possibly klutzy?
Dexter Fong: Yeah!!!!!!!! Clem
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Youze want to see some brass?
cease: he may or may not be here, but he's not in la
Principalpoop: i heard that ah, clem, no fair teasing the audience
Dexter Fong: Tween, I'd like to see some more bras
Bunnyboy: A couple of films to suggest: ANVIL: THE STORY OF ANVIL and DRAG ME TO HELL!
doctecazoid: perenially kleptomanical?
Bambi: lol princep
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:13 PM and ah,clem waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
cease: how are you and lili doing these days, doc. busyness aside
Bunnyboy: TRICK 'R TREAT, not so much. 'skay.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Mmmmmmm blacksmythes
Bambi: I have Z on my plate right now
ah,clem: just making sure you were paying attention
doctecazoid: lili and i are managing to hold it together and keep it realistic
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: lol
Principalpoop: wb ah, clem
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Yes, teach
Bambi: lol Clem
doctecazoid: we were bummed that she won't be getting a soc sec raise this year...
cease: better than fantasy-laden, doc
Principalpoop: it was fascinating, the cycles of mystery
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Catherwood, please give ah, clem a nice shiny apple
||||||||| Catherwood brings ah clem a nice shiny apple.
cease: indeed, doc
doctecazoid: but obama is making an effort to throw all the soc sec recipients a bone
doctecazoid: at this point, we'll be happy with a sliver
cease: yes i saw today's news. $250?
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: They can gnaw the bone
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please bring Tweeny a rubber chicken
||||||||| Catherwood gives tweeny a rubber chicken.
Merlyn at home: hey doc
Bambi: that is sad doc ... how can they pull that crap in an economy like this?
doctecazoid: every little bit helps
Principalpoop: Hi M
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: There's no CoA increase for SS recepients next year
cease: all that spiders want to talk about is flies
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny (
Bambi: yeah, sucks
cease: very true, doc
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: But Obama will hand out $250 to everybody
doctecazoid: bambi: ask the muckymucks at goldman sachs who engineered the bailout
cease: read a great story about a fly today, freddy the fly
Ben Bland: This IS important. Austin has a dog named Mo. I have a cat named Mo. Is his dog a he or a she? Mine's a she.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Now that he has control of a printing press ;)
Dexter Fong: Bambi: They can do that beause we're too old to start a revolution
Bambi: exactly doc
cease: ask him, ben
Ben Bland: You've got to plug in the female.
doctecazoid: i am on twitter now
Merlyn at home: should add a main Firesign entry to http://tvtropes.org someday
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Make every day your idea of a revolution
doctecazoid: @doctecazoid
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: There's nothing better than that
cease: you have time to twitter, doc?
Dexter Fong: Ben: I'm sure it's not a golden retriever
Ben Bland: I think he's probably even too busy to Twitter.
doctecazoid: the nice thing about twitter is it is not as invasive time-wise as, say, facebook and the like
||||||||| Catherwood leads sdfghjklr in through the front door at 10:18 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Bambi: @bambismusings
Dexter Fong: Only what? 24 34 characters
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: I'm on twitter, but I don't do much with it
ah,clem: fly fishing, lol
Principalpoop: wb sdfghklr
doctecazoid: i can't keep up with a bejillion friends but i can find the time to type up to 140 chars every couple of days
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: You start killing people, and 600,000 in the mid 1860's will look like a sunday picnic
cease: http://austin.weblogger.com/
Dexter Fong: I'm on RFD
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Zip up your fly, clem
Dexter Fong: Now Tweeny, that entrance was just really wierd and scary
cease: ben, you can ask him thru his blog
Principalpoop: i wondered about that too fong
Ben Bland: I can't help but wonder if Australian Cattle Dogs have got some pariah in them. A bit of Dingo. I've been unable to uncover a shred of evidence to support my theory. But it seems to me Austin would be the leader of a pack of pariahs.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Dex is a volunteer fireman?
doctecazoid: following you now bambi
Dexter Fong: Two out of three docs agree TYween is wierd and scary
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: "The Dingo's got your baby..."
Principalpoop: stalker, get him ah, clem
Dexter Fong: The kid is not my own
Bunnyboy: back
Bunnyboy: Oh, hiya doc!
Dexter Fong: I just rented her
sdfghjklr: anybody see that special about bob dylan on pbs last night?
sdfghjklr: it was pretty interesting
Bunnyboy: Is ums a twitterbug? Or a Facebook floozie?
Dexter Fong: Ohhhh Nooooo,
doctecazoid: hey bun
Principalpoop: i saw they may use this voice on a GPS system
ah,clem: don't feel well,will cose show early
Dexter Fong: I'm an RFD doll
Bambi: folloing you back doc
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Twitter - let US know what you think
sdfghjklr: it was about his three newport folk festival appearances
doctecazoid: cool
Bunnyboy: Aw, clem!
Dexter Fong: Small charge for shipping and especially handling
Bunnyboy: Pun intended. Sorry for the illins, mon.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny cuts Dex's strings
Principalpoop: but everybody ends up on route 66
doctecazoid: i like robotwisdom's description of twitter: it's like a giant algonquin round table anyone can join
Principalpoop: sorry to hear that ah, clem, take care of yourself
Ben Bland: Did anyone catch John Cleese, Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam on Countdown yesterday?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Would love to do 66 or 50 some time
sdfghjklr: anyway, I lived in newport back in the mid 80s and I knew a couple of people who were at the last festival
doctecazoid: ben: dang missed that too
Dexter Fong whips out anoother (stringed) instrument and continues unphased
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Cross country before the Interstates
doctecazoid: there's so much i miss these days - like a life
Merlyn at home: yes, did you see 4 pythons on Jimmy Fallon last night?
Dexter Fong: except for the phasers
Ben Bland: Terry Jones is PM these days, isn't he?
cease: if you've checked my blog in the past 6 monthes or so, you'd know i have nothing to say, doc. so twitter would be even more redundant
sdfghjklr: there's only 4 now?
Bunnyboy: I'm a limping twitterer, but you can follow me as bunneeboy.
cease: hey merl
Ben Bland: Lookalike.
Merlyn at home: no, michael palin couldn't be on
Bunnyboy: Anybody who wants ta, that is.
sdfghjklr: or at least MP
Ben Bland: Fancy that!
cease: you run the firesign news? that i got in my email box today?
Dexter Fong: I saw sixteen pythons and an ass er uh asp kast bight]
doctecazoid: yes, but cat - with twitter you can say nothing in so much fewer words!
cease: with the review of last night's show, and pix, etc
Principalpoop: algonquin? gesundheit
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Tastes like pork!
Merlyn at home: I run it cat
sdfghjklr: what tastes like pork?
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Heuron, dude
doctecazoid: following bb
Dexter Fong: Yah want chees with that pork Tweeny honey?
Bunnyboy: Or marshmallows.
Principalpoop: heron
cease: i erase my emails once i read them so i no longer have the url for it. maybe you can tell ben
Ben Bland: If it isn't true it should be.
Merlyn at home: though doc can send em out too, and even any of the Firesign guys if they remember how -- Austin has sent out a couple some time ago
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Mmmmmm cheese
Merlyn at home: All updates are at http://www.firesigntheatre.com/updates/
cease: doesnt this remind you of colbert's list of side effects from his pharmacy skit?
Dexter Fong: mmmmmmm rack of Clever Haunch
Ben Bland: Thanks, cat.
doctecazoid: http://www.firesigntheatre.com/img/fstbarn1.jpg
Merlyn at home: Rack of Clever Hans
doctecazoid: http://www.firesigntheatre.com/img/fstbarn2.jpg
cease: pack of camels
doctecazoid: http://www.thisisbrandx.com/2009/10/waiting-for-the-firesign-theatre-or-someone-like-them.html
Bambi: Clem made some awesome pulled pork bbq yesterday ... had it for lunch too today :-)
Merlyn at home: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clever_Hans
Dexter Fong: Hans? It's me ...Gretel
Ben Bland: Doctec, a site for sore eyes.
Principalpoop: they don't look that old
Bunnyboy: Aaaand following ya right back, doc and Bambi!
Bambi: thanks Clem!!! great show!
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: http://www.firesigntheatre.com/chat/geochat.php?admin=/home/httpd/vhosts/firesigntheatre.com/httpdocsphp/chatadmin/chat
doctecazoid: that's the nice thing about prepping extra food - the gift that keeps on giving
Dexter Fong: Let's Eat!!!
Bambi: kewl Bunny
Principalpoop: yum bambi
doctecazoid: tanx
Merlyn at home: the first time I talked to Austin on the phone, I told him how great I thought this bit was, due to how near the end, I would laugh at STRAIGHT lines like "milk"
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Thanks, clem :-)
Bambi: yes, it was the best bbq I think I have ever eaten actually ... hope he can remember how he made it LOL
Dexter Fong: mmmmmmMilk!!
doctecazoid: i loved the school lunch menu reading
Dexter Fong: mmmmmm Mother!!
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: Milk? Echh
sdfghjklr: got milk?
Principalpoop: give us the recipe ah, clem
Merlyn at home: This goes with complicated salad: http://www.engrish.com/2005/12/its-just-so/
doctecazoid: i bet it's made with milk
Bambi: he made some delicious cole slaw to go with it ... was fantastic since the bbq was made with fresh peppers
Dexter Fong: Dig a hole ...Kill toad////drop on hole
doctecazoid: bbq and cole slaw: good cop bad cop
Bambi: cayenne and jalepeno
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Waldheim
Principalpoop: toad in the hole? i thought it was toe in the hole...
Dexter Fong: and a little trapezoid suace
Bunnyboy: Thanks, clem!
Principalpoop: toad away
Bambi: and I think he had some fresh banana peppers in there too
sdfghjklr: I could have made cole slaw today but I boiled the cabbage instead
Bambi: as well as the typical sweet green pepper
Dexter Fong: Poop: Thats sychronized stumbling
Principalpoop: thanks again, get better, have a super week
cease: get better, clem
ah,clem: will do the rest of that at athoner time
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Waldheim
ah,clem: night all
doctecazoid: the past couple of weeks have been the lightest workload in months - only 50 hrs a week, no weekends
||||||||| At 10:31 PM, ah,clem hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
sdfghjklr: Nite Clem
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Pick your Kurt :-)
Merlyn at home: Time for some http://www.ersatzcoffee.com/
Bambi: will be making some sauteed cabbage tomorrow with onion and hot peppers
Dexter Fong: Night Clem, and thanks
cease: good for you, doc
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: nite, clem
sdfghjklr: sounds delicious
Principalpoop: ouch doc
Ben Bland: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33307910/ns/entertainment-television
Dexter Fong: brb
Bambi: glad to hear it doc ... you deserve a break
doctecazoid: it's the only reason i have the time and energy to join in chat tonight
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: 50 hours a week?
cease: that would make sense, doc
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: What are you? On welfare?
Ben Bland: Son of Terry Jones directs MP documentary.
doctecazoid: i figured with the guys doing their shows this week, i really should make the effort to check inn
Bambi: thankfully they finally let you guys out of the barn!
cease: that's about a decade's worth of work for me
Ben Bland: A 6 hour film. I can't wait until it comes out on DVD.
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny kids
Bambi: we wish them all the best with their shows!
doctecazoid: tween, it's been more like 60-80 wk since early july
sdfghjklr: where is this 6 hour film scheduled to premier?
Ben Bland: Take it from Ben Bland. This is one for your home entertainment center.
Principalpoop: should do that course where you can learn russian in 3 days hehe
doctecazoid: 10-12 hr weekdays, and saturday/sunday testing sessions
cease: it looks like they're having a great time, bambi
Bunnyboy: Ben: You won't have to wait long: It's out on disc on the 27th.
cease: from pix posted at above site
Bambi: glad to hear it Cat
cease: its a lot of work for the lads, but perhaps they are considering a larger tour and want to find out if they're physcially up for it
cease: before all their old fans die
Dexter Fong: Back
Bunnyboy: sdfghjklr: IFC, starting Sunday. One hour per night.
Principalpoop: 4 nights in a row, that will tell the tale
Principalpoop: wb fong
sdfghjklr: I'd love to hear monty python on the radio
doctecazoid: i had an old fan - it didn't die, it just stopped spinning
sdfghjklr: thanks bb, I get ifc
Dexter Fong: My old fan just started molting
Bambi: we had one of those too doc lol ... had to replace it though cuz it was the exhaust fan for the house lol
Principalpoop: i eat flan
sdfghjklr: what's flan?
doctecazoid: sdfghjklr: i like the little twist with the 'r' at the end there
Dexter Fong: mmmmmmm Flan!!
Principalpoop: spanish custard
sdfghjklr: I probably call it galataboureco
doctecazoid: the fan was exhausted
Dexter Fong: Doc: Don't encourage him
JustAnotherGov'tTweeny: Have a great week, all - and don't forget to support CNI Radio, without which, none of this would have been necessary... (http://www.cniradio.com/donations.htm)
doctecazoid: nite tween
sdfghjklr: it's not spanish. it's porky cheese
Dexter Fong: Llan: Galecto etc is greek
Principalpoop: ciao tween
Ben Bland: IFC... Sunday thru Friday, Oct. 23, at 9 p.m. EDT. "Monty Python: Almost the Truth (the Lawyer's Cut)" ...
Bambi: have a great night Tweeny
Principalpoop: oops cuban custard
Dexter Fong: Night tweeny, be less wierd and scary next week please =))
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: With 20% real cubans
Bambi: custard's last stand?
Ben Bland: Sorry, wrong chat room.
Principalpoop: right, no more talk about watering the tree of liberty with blood please
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: I missed thge weird and scary
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: Oh that
Dexter Fong: Poop: The origen of flan is Spanish...from Spain
sdfghjklr: galactaboureco is my favorite version of custard. it has phyllo dough. otherwise its the same
Principalpoop: ahh ok
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: I personally like having my blood where it belongs
sdfghjklr: No it's not spanish, its porkycheese
Principalpoop: they sell it at pollo tropica in miami
sdfghjklr: I mean portuguese
Bunnyboy: It ain't kosher!
Dexter Fong: llan: Flan or even better Natilla is not like most custards
doctecazoid: porky cheese - an obscure cartoon character?
Principalpoop: nutella is chocolate though
sdfghjklr: no the porky cheese live next to the spanish
cease: did tween leave? late goodbye
Principalpoop: the porky cheese live next to the spinach? are they near the franks?
Dexter Fong: Doc: Brothers...Porky and Dorky
doctecazoid: well guys, i apologize for the brevity of my visit - but i'm a bit fried and tomorrow is shaping up to be a busy one work wise
sdfghjklr: yes, you have certainly had porky cheese and franks before
sdfghjklr: I'm not familiar with Natilla
Principalpoop: glad you are doing good, good to see you
Bunnyboy: Nite, doc. Waves to Lili!
Dexter Fong: Doc: Thanks for stoppn by, and best to you and Lili
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: Night
sdfghjklr: Nite Doc
doctecazoid: but given that the work forecast looks partly sunny through the end of the year, with any luck you will be "seeing" more of me
cease: great of you to stop by, doc
Principalpoop: natilla wood, she sang in west side story...
Ben Bland: Long time coming, long time gone.
doctecazoid: (i hope that doesn't frighten you)
Principalpoop eeks
sdfghjklr: I think I may have had flan. does it have a kind of brown sauce on it?
doctecazoid: in the mean time: take a spin on the old freeway and see you all on the funway
cease: i thought it was westwood story, with feuding ucla fraternities
Bunnyboy: I bin scared by professionals!
Dexter Fong: Yeah Poop, and Sal Mineo drowned her in a "boating accident'
Principalpoop: caramel, yes
Bambi: have a great night Doc! Our best to Lili!
doctecazoid: a man a flan a canal - dessert!
sdfghjklr: aha, yes I've had that
Bunnyboy: In their sleek suits...
doctecazoid: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
Bunnyboy: Aiyee!
Dexter Fong: Mange bab7
||||||||| doctecazoid leaves to catch the 10:44 PM train to Billville.
Bambi: have a great week everyone! Gonna head on out myself...great to see you all!
Dexter Fong: Night Bambi deer
Principalpoop: love bambi, get ah, clem well
cease: best to you too, bambi
sdfghjklr: next time you go to a geek restaurant try the galactaboureco
sdfghjklr: Nite Bambi
Ben Bland: Sal Mineo met with an unfortunate accident.
Bunnyboy: Nite, Bambi! Hum of health to clem!
Ben Bland: Now we are unanimous.
Principalpoop: no geek restaurants in roanoke, or greek either
Dexter Fong: Tonights Hum of Health was performed by the Hummers
sdfghjklr: it was no accident
Dexter Fong: You know something LLan??
sdfghjklr: he got stabbed in a monkey cage because he could talk
Dexter Fong: Better spill it kid
Bunnyboy: I better feed my wife before she eats...something else.
Principalpoop: he knew something about jimmy hoffa
cease: bunny, do you watch flash forward?
Ben Bland: I witness only happy accidents.
Dexter Fong: Hide the videos BB
Principalpoop: hip hop bunny boy, blackadder blackaaaaaaaaaaaaader
sdfghjklr: and he didn't live to finish the film
Bunnyboy: Nitey! We'll all be decompressing after this fine, fine week of FST fun.
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny
Ben Bland: Plan Nine from Outer Space?
cease: indeed, bun
sdfghjklr: Nite BB
sdfghjklr: oh, was it that one?
Bunnyboy: cat: I've watched ep 1 and 3. Fun premise...hope it pans out.
Principalpoop: i love that music
Ben Bland: We'll be showing next week. Or was it the other one?
Ben Bland: showing IT
cease: is the korean guy in it the same guy from the harold and kumar flicks?
Principalpoop: the other week?
Dexter Fong: Yeah that one
Bunnyboy: cat: Yes, and young Sulu in the latest STAR TREK.
Dexter Fong: C'mon kid spill it
sdfghjklr: I haven't seen harold and kumar
Ben Bland: Bela Lugosi.
cease: i knew i'd seen his face before but couldnt remember where.
Bunnyboy: Ta!
sdfghjklr: there's a guy from ticonderoga in that new star trek film
cease: i look forward to seeing that, bun
||||||||| 10:49 PM -- Bunnyboy left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dexter Fong: Count Basie
Principalpoop: the new star trek was ok, a little different
Dexter Fong: er uh Blackula
sdfghjklr: they asked him to be in it because they knew he made fan films
cease: i watched the first one late one night and found it quite enjoyable but didnt know why.
Principalpoop: count chocula
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from the yaws
||||||||| JustAnotherGov'tTweeny - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: later read review, in maybe newyorker, that said what was so enjoyable about it was that it showed a post-racial america. maybe that's it.
Dexter Fong: Count funicula
sdfghjklr: I think I liked star trek VI the best
cease: i would say vancouver is a post racial city
Principalpoop: annette funicula
cease: certanjly toronto is. maybe nyc? i dont know the states well enough to know these days
Dexter Fong: After the race was over...who won (one)
Ben Bland: Bela Lugosi's rival Boris Karloff also died during the filming of an awful movie.
sdfghjklr: I'm off to massachusetts tomorrow
Principalpoop: a disagreement about that fong, that is why the race is not over
sdfghjklr: what film was that, ben?
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat: The latest Da Vince is entitled, DaVinci, City Hall
cease: ever read, or see pbs production of ursula k leguin's novel, The Lathe of Heaven?
Ben Bland: I'm trying to remember the title. Just a sec.
Principalpoop: massachusettes here I come, right back where it started from
cease: it posits a world where everyone is gray
cease: is that a good thing, s?
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: That's depressing
Principalpoop: i know that title, I must have read it
Dexter Fong: Cat Read it many years ago
Dexter Fong: Ace double paperback SciFi
sdfghjklr: actually, I'm in a film that's shooting the whole weekend
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: I think I may have seen that
Ben Bland: In the final scene a voice over delivers Karloff's lines while a guy with a towel over his face is on camera.
sdfghjklr: I won't be home till monday or tuesday
cease: on the contrary, otto. it's quite sexy. read the book
Dexter Fong: Llan: Who's the key grip in it?
Ben Bland: It wasn't an Ed Wood film. But it had an Ed Wood flavor.
Principalpoop: break a leg sdf
Merlyn at home: hey folks, see you next week
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: I'll have to look for it
cease: good for you, s. maybe
sdfghjklr: key grip? lol
sdfghjklr: it's a "short subject" as they say.
cease: keep us informed, merl. and not just me!
Dexter Fong: Ben: An original take on "throw a towel over it"
Principalpoop: ahh prono, good job sdf
||||||||| Merlyn at home departs at 10:54 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
sdfghjklr: most short subjects end up in a "trilogy"
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto: I have to work tomorrow so it's off to bed for me too
Principalpoop: oops night m
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn
Principalpoop: night Yammy
cease: by yam
sdfghjklr: the director looks like he is in his early twenties but he says he has a lot of experience
Principalpoop: the bus leaving the station, I will jump on it too, keep warm and keep em flying
Ben Bland: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063132 The Incredible Invasion
||||||||| "10:55 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Principalpoop, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
sdfghjklr: Nite Princ
Dexter Fong: llan thort subjecs? The Andrews sisters, the three sons, the three stooges?
cease: pooping out on us?
sdfghjklr: thanks ben. I'll be watching for that on tcm
Dexter Fong: Night Poop
sdfghjklr: I could probably get it cheap on amazon
cease: yeah, everything is cheap in the jungle
sdfghjklr: this one will be about a half hour long
Dexter Fong: a cheap amaazon, but with a heart of steal
sdfghjklr: it's set in modern times but it plays like a western
Dexter Fong: and other parts of gold
Dexter Fong: satisfied???
sdfghjklr: I'm a bit stressed over it but I know it will be worth it all
sdfghjklr: it pays pretty good
Ben Bland: Nite.
Dexter Fong: money is good
Dexter Fong: Night BEN
cease: you're right about that, dex
Dexter Fong: brb
sdfghjklr: just being away from home the whole weekend and if my landlord sees my car gone he is likely to mess with my stuff
cease: by ben
sdfghjklr: or his son might
cease: not a good landlord
sdfghjklr: not by any means
cease: because you[re on a firesign chat, ben
sdfghjklr: why indeed, ben?
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Otto The Duke of Yamamoto - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| 11:00 PM -- Ben Bland left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
sdfghjklr: somehow I didn't even know yammy was here
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
sdfghjklr: so did anybody see that dylan special?
Dexter Fong: Well folks, I gotta park the car
sdfghjklr: well, I probably should get to bed
sdfghjklr: nite, guys
Dexter Fong: Y'all will prolly be gone so night to you Cat, and to you oh one with the unspellable name (llanwyd)
cease: off we fly
||||||||| cease leaves at 11:02 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| sdfghjklr - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Caterino in through the front door at 2:16 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Caterino: Unbelievable, it is thursday isn't it? I am all alone and feeling better then I have been before. I guess I better shape up or ship out, SOUTH........
||||||||| It's 2:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Caterino - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:

Ben Bland
Billy N. O'Balderdash
Carl Clock
Dexter Fong
H. Stone
Merlyn at home
Otto The Duke of Yamamoto
Pigs Knuckles
Son of Firesign
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And, "The Home Team"