A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Sunday's chat log for April 25, 2010 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Polar Prow Andshoahvite', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 5:02 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Polar Prow Andshoahvite: I've got to get this message to a field agent of ancient Sherlopolis because Saturn in Virgo is opposite Uranus in Pisces while Mercury in Taurus is square to Mars in Leo. The energy ray is too important for ordinary human geohieroglphonometronics or craven stupidity. Catherwood, inform the land of the Pharoah scribe of the immediate need for a lost continent feed for a gemnotron that outwits Decepticons for Starflleet sake.
||||||||| Catherwood gets for a gemnotron that outwits decepticons for starflleet sake.
Polar Prow Andshoahvite: The message, Catherwood, tell Bill Sprawl to design sending the message from his Schmart House.
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Polar Prow Andshoahvite and mumbles "Something I can help with?"
Polar Prow Andshoahvite: Eternalux, Catherwood, build it and do not waste my first wish.
||||||||| Catherwood wastes Polar Prow Andshoahvite's first wish.
Polar Prow Andshoahvite: Hear him say Lick My Zipper then Outta Here from Billville, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood licks Polar Prow Andshoahvite's zipper then outta here from billville.
Polar Prow Andshoahvite: Catherwood, waste that on a compressed zip file through the recycle bin after restart.
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Polar Prow Andshoahvite
Polar Prow Andshoahvite: About your work! Thank you, Catherwood. Happy borthday.
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Polar Prow Andshoahvite and says "My ears are burning..."
Polar Prow Andshoahvite: So is Radjax the volcano energy source for naught, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Polar Prow Andshoahvite
Polar Prow Andshoahvite: Pay attention to your detail, Catherwood. I bid you fare well
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Polar Prow Andshoahvite and says "oh, fuck off Polar Prow Andshoahvite!"
Polar Prow Andshoahvite: Fucking off, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood fuckings off.
||||||||| Polar Prow Andshoahvite is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 5:21 AM.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Polar Prow Andshoahvite
URL References:

Rogues' Gallery:

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PP and Cat(cease)

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kend^/Dr. Headphones

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Merlyn and Tirebiter

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LeatherG & SO

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Ah, Clem and Bambi

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Compañero Señor Yämamoto

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Dexter Fong

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Bubba's Brain

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Bob D Caterino

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Dave & Katie

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404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten

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Peggy Blisswhips

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Audrey Farber

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Tiny Dr. Tim
Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"