A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 29, 2010 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| RedPillTweeny waltzes in at 6:50 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| It's 7:00 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood leads Fire-Flabbered inside, makes a note of the time (7:17 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.

We’re goin’ back to the Shadows again!.
Out where an Indian’s your friend!.
Where the vegetables are green,.
And you can pee right into the stream! .
(And that’s important!).
We’re back from the Shadows again!


Now, please, .
everyone lock your wigs,.
let the air out of your shoes.
and prepare yourselves for a period of simulated exhilaration..
Everybody ready? .
Let’s get in “sync” .
for our Flight to the Future!


We’re docked and open..
Be sure to inflate shoes before crossing the water..
Remember, the Rubber Lines are for your convenience and protection. .
Thank you . .

||||||||| At 7:18 AM, Fire-Flabbered hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Catherwood leads ah,clem inside, makes a note of the time (8:24 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern'
||||||||| ah,clem leaves at 8:26 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:54 PM and the Fool on the Hill bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (8:59 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Merlyn: hmm, maybe I should scroll the large text off
Merlyn: a
Merlyn: e
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ah,clem plummets into the garden at 8:59 PM.
ah,clem: hey Merl
Merlyn: hey clem
ah,clem: have some new info
||||||||| Catherwood escorts cease in through the front door at 9:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Merlyn: new info on watt?
Merlyn: or are you asking
ah,clem: our main feed is changing, can post it here, or you can get it at cniradio.com, your choice
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 29, 2010 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Merlyn: when will it change? Next week?
ah,clem: already did, old feed not a relay but just for a while
Merlyn: seems to work now
Merlyn: The http://www.cniradio.com/cniradio.m3u url
the Fool on the Hill: i think this is the first time that i've managed to be here and paying attention at the beginning of the show
cease: have i made it?
||||||||| Dexter Fong enters at 9:04 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
ah,clem: http://stream-19.streamsolutions.co.uk:9042/ as of 1PM EDT Sunday 4-18-2010
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Pals
Merlyn: hey dex
Dexter Fong: Cat: YOu not only made it, you are it
cease: are you really Fred, dex?
ah,clem: hi all
the Fool on the Hill: what were you trying to make?
Dexter Fong: Cat: The guy behind the curtain is Fred
Dexter Fong: Hi Clem
cease: it
Dexter Fong: get down clem
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:06 PM, dragging Bambi by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Bambi: Hello Dear Friends ...hopping on one leg lol
Dexter Fong: Apparently Bambi likes *it* like that
ah,clem: I can
Merlyn: hi B
||||||||| llandmyne tiptoes in around 9:07 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
llandmyne: happy thursday
cease: hi all
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
Bambi: hi Dex, Clem, Merl, llan, Cat, FoH
cease: this is a wonderful cd
ah,clem: welcome to Kudzu County
llandmyne: population: one more
Bambi hums, "Happy Thursday to you, Happy Thursday to you, Happy Thursday to you-ou"
Dexter Fong: Kudzu? Gesundheit
Bambi: lol
llandmyne: lol
cease: happy indeed, bambi
Bambi puts on the b*mb proof suit for tonight's show since we have a llandmyne lol
llandmyne: just don't step on me
Bambi: lol
Bambi: if I had a bulldozer...
Dexter Fong: ...I'd drive it in the morning?...
Bambi: no way Jose
Bambi: mine, mine, mine
Dexter Fong: We can't go home again
llandmyne: those are the tranquilizer darts they use at rodeos if I'm not mistaken
||||||||| PanoramaTween steps in at 9:12 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bambi: Jose, or would that be Josie?
llandmyne: Hey Tween
Bambi: hey Tween
Dexter Fong: Hi tween,
Bambi: gimme back my door knocker ;-)
Dexter Fong: My door knocker is a woodpecker
Bambi: that could be dangerous for the door Dex
Dexter Fong: He also provided the peep hole
Dexter Fong: the ver widening peephole
llandmyne: lol
cease: break on through to the other side
Dexter Fong: The Lizard King
PanoramaTween: Hello, Dear Fruends
Bambi: Kimba
Dexter Fong: Kimba yah
cease: their first hit
cease: i found it electriying.
PanoramaTween: Thus is the ine w.o Ossman, right/
Dexter Fong: Yes
PanoramaTween: ?
Dexter Fong: Correct
llandmyne: yes I was disappointed not to see DO's name on the cover when I bought that album
llandmyne: way back in 85
cease: i didnt hear it til mid 90s
Dexter Fong: They did a few things without DO including Nick Danger
llandmyne: yeah, the 3 Faces of Al
cease: was he in the flick? i dont think so
llandmyne: I didn't hear that one till the 21st century
Dexter Fong: home of my favorite line "He shot herself"
cease: case of the missing yolks
Bambi: lol
llandmyne: I loved the wine commercial
Dexter Fong: The Egg white frittata Mystery is what we wanted to call it
cease: that is now possible, dex. probably was then too
Dexter Fong: I suggested it
Dexter Fong: Too Bhudist they said
llandmyne: ?
Dexter Fong: ??
llandmyne: that two
Dexter Fong: and also both
cease: the long arm of mutt and smutt
cease: originally it was mut n' chop
PanoramaTween: "and no Buddhist writers!!"
Dexter Fong: Yes
Dexter Fong: lol Cat
llandmyne: I only remember mutt and smutt from Just Folks
cease: i was just listening to last week's hour hour, when they considered the album title definitely to be the bosch thing
Dexter Fong: Basch???
cease: as of end of april
Dexter Fong: Bosch???
Merlyn: Borscht
Dexter Fong: ???Busch????
cease: we'll be heironymous bosch, but faust
llandmyne: lol
the Fool on the Hill has been interrupted by something that could wait untill later (but would make too much sense to), and will be back later
Dexter Fong: Thenks for paying a little attention FOH =))
llandmyne: very little
Dexter Fong: Now llan, let's not be over critical
Bambi :-)
cease: what was hte name of this show, hill st blues?
Dexter Fong: It's not easy to listen to CNI and keep up simultaneous banter with 4 or 5 crazy guys
llandmyne: I play the albums in my mind
cease: good for our brains, or so they think, dex
Bambi: how true, how true
PanoramaTween: Amazon Women On The Moon owes FST royalties for a couple of the skits
cease: im wathicng jays game, winning for once
cease: catcher has hit 3 home runs. you dont see that every day
llandmyne: right now your up to the "airhead lite"
PanoramaTween: The America Going Out Of Bussiness Sale comes to mind
Dexter Fong: Laura Hawkmoth...one of the original free form rock Radio DeeJays
cease: before rachel donohue?
Dexter Fong: Use to follow Richie Havens and came on after Murray the "K"
llandmyne: murray the k was before my time
cease: wife and colleague of the inventor of the genre
PanoramaTween: So what are you doing about all the Americans coming over the border for free heatlth care, cease?
llandmyne: about 3AM
cease: as long as we have it, no problem for us, tween
Dexter Fong: Tween: They just renamed Canada "New Arizona"
Dexter Fong: Laura took a station ID
llandmyne: catherwood bring me a Dry Amphibian
||||||||| Catherwood hands llandmyne a dry amphibian.
PanoramaTween: Still a 'Commonwealth' of Britian
Dexter Fong wonders if C'wood being an app or program, he could also be considered to be a "server"
PanoramaTween: But then they used to own 2/5 of the planet, so it's hard to argue ;)
Dexter Fong: If he had a woodpecker he wouldn't have any bugs
Dexter Fong: "Player" not C'wood
llandmyne: yes the sun never sets on canada
Dexter Fong: 'cept in the winter
Dexter Fong: then it forever
llandmyne: lol
Dexter Fong: "30 Days of Night"
PanoramaTween: Mmmmmmm Madison Avenue
Dexter Fong: Sounds like W.C. Dog
PanoramaTween: Which one are you?
Bambi: is it Robert, The Bruce?
PanoramaTween: Mind if we ca;; upi Bruce? ;p;
Dexter Fong sings "don't let me down, Robert (CHORUS) Bruce!!"
PanoramaTween: call
PanoramaTween: you
cease: they did a long wc fields riff ini, i thiink, 1st dear friends
PanoramaTween: (Monty Python philosopher's club)
Dexter Fong: at last....A Ring Ball joke
Dexter Fong: The only Ring Ball joke apparently
Dexter Fong: Can I get a second Ring Ball joke ))
PanoramaTween: I have never put what has happened to me in the last 20 years on Asians
PanoramaTween: That's US ;)
llandmyne: why not, its all their fault
PanoramaTween: lol
llandmyne: I'm joking of course
Dexter Fong: tween: Ws it the growing dependence on soya products.....the crisp white collar of a well alundered Dress Shirt?
PanoramaTween: Apparently, according to Bush 'just a goddam piece of paper'
llandmyne: sometimes I worry that my remarks in this chat room are going to be used against me someday in a criminal trial or something
Dexter Fong: The increasing speed of take out food?
cease: its good to worry about that, llan
Dexter Fong: llan: You're having those delusions of grandeur again
cease: it is public info
Dexter Fong: It's be for having an un-inspected vehicle
llandmyne: why it that, cease?
PanoramaTween: The Jack Poet videos are amazing
cease: because it is public. open to anyone with any reason
llandmyne: I'm joking. I haven't revealed what I know about
llandmyne: oops. hit enter too soon
cease: indeed they are, tween
Dexter Fong: and barely contraversional
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:44 PM and Principalpoop waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Dexter Fong: Hi Poop
Principalpoop: what?
PanoramaTween: You know about aboot Canada? lol
llandmyne: Hey Princ
PanoramaTween: Hey P
Principalpoop: hi all
Dexter Fong: afkfr
Principalpoop: What is the rod?
cease: poop
PanoramaTween: Bootsie to the Head
PanoramaTween: "...who's funeral is, to-day..."
Principalpoop: Bootsie kicked the bucket?
llandmyne: bootsie and rinso
PanoramaTween: This is no ordinary chat room...
llandmyne: s
llandmyne: I love those names
Principalpoop: llan can hear cni now??
llandmyne: don't know how I typed that s
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne disembarks at 9:47 PM.
cease: because the firesign are no ordinary group
PanoramaTween: Catherwood, please give Monsieur P a bucket
||||||||| Catherwood hands monsieur p a bucket.
Principalpoop: HI E
cease: hi el
llandmyne: I don't know, can you?
PanoramaTween: Hey E
llandmyne: don't let me stop you
llandmyne: Hey E
Principalpoop: you echoed the names I just heard on cni llan, that is why I asked
Elayne: Evenin' all! My attention will be split for the next 10 minutes or so, I'm "at work" (remotely from my home computer).
llandmyne: aha
PanoramaTween: Catherwood, please give P just one more thin waffer
||||||||| Catherwood gets p just one more thin waffer.
Principalpoop: take a waff on me baby
Elayne: This is the last OT I expect to pull for awhile doing this specific task; our "season" ends tomorrow.
Elayne wishes she could have a waff, but not until 10 PM...
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
Principalpoop: seasons greetings
Dexter Fong: Merry Summer!!
Principalpoop: so llan, how did you do that?
Principalpoop: llandmyne
llandmyne: do what?
Principalpoop: echo the names I heard on cni
llandmyne: I was just responding to something tween wrote, princ
Principalpoop: ahhh
PanoramaTween: Please, monsieur, just one more tiny thin mint?
llandmyne: he mentioned bootsie and then I mentioned rinso and said I loved those names
PanoramaTween: Do wat? Do wat? do wat?
cease: is everyone listening to the new rfo?
Bambi: maybe justg one (thin mint) *kaboom*
llandmyne: sorry tween I ain't got dat swing
Principalpoop: klondyke bars now come with that ice cream sandwich cake
cease: i was doubtful, but i'm impressed. if only they press on
Dexter Fong: Cat: I'm not listening cause I CAN"T>>OR THEY WONT LET ME>>>ONE OF THOSE
llandmyne: I watched a very old movie today
cease: odd
cease: i think you need java or something
llandmyne: the original (I think) version of Frankenstein filmed in 1910
cease: merl will tell you. bug him when he returns
llandmyne: it was about 20 minutes long I believe
Principalpoop: those are called, hell I can't remember
Dexter Fong: Java script...just put your thumb on the coffe stain
cease: merl complained on facebook to their webdesigner about the lack of that knowledge on the site
cease: i think fountain fixed it.
PanoramaTween: You dare talk about Time Bandits, P?
PanoramaTween: Sir John Guielgood as GOD?
Principalpoop: evil, pure evil, and kitchen appliances
cease: he cant steal time. you can only borrow it
Dexter Fong: Set your watch back an hour and meet me in front of the saloon
PanoramaTween: "It's evil! Don't touch it!!"
Principalpoop: i have never seen a saloon in the yellow pages
Bambi: I am not saying hi to princep since obviously someone else already did ;-)
llandmyne: well don't everybody ask me about frankenstein
Dexter Fong: This is a rather good FST piece
Elayne: Be right back, I'm going to sign off at work.
PanoramaTween: So we can have our hare done, Dex?
Bambi: hey E!
Principalpoop: ok E, give my best to your boss
Dexter Fong: llan: Okay, is he alive?
llandmyne: well, I'll just say that for such an old film it was pretty creepy
cease: ok el
Bambi: yes, it is Dex ... but aren't they all?
Principalpoop: too late not to say hi to me bambi, I can cut and paste
llandmyne: they ought to restore it
cease: a belated high to all
PanoramaTween: Re-Store is dofferent in Austin
Principalpoop: Bambi: I am xxxt saying hi to princep
PanoramaTween: Recycled building materials for a good cause
Principalpoop: and hi to you too
PanoramaTween: We also have a Goodwill Computer Store
Bambi: the skylab is falling...
PanoramaTween: different
llandmyne: naw thet's jest a shootin star
Bambi :-) princep
Principalpoop: always falling, that is called centripidal force in an orbit
PanoramaTween: You'd have fun, JL :)
Bambi: lol llan
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Some pieces *are* better than others...or, let us say are better developed....or work better?
Elayne: Back. And not "at work" any more, yay!
Bambi: yay! E :-)
Principalpoop: the girls were like bad photographs, underdeveloped and over exposed..
||||||||| "10:00 PM? 10:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Elayne2 should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Elayne2 enters and sits in the comfy chair.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Elayne2: Gah, I hate how Flash/Firefox and my Mac don't work together. Sorry about that.
PanoramaTween: "The road to opportunity is paid with Californians" LOL
cease: you all hear this at dif times than i do
Principalpoop: in alabama the tuskaloosea
Principalpoop: wb E
cease: good for you, el
Dexter Fong: Mutt 'n Smutt redux
Elayne2: Brian, are you there? Can you kill my doppelganger?
llandmyne: elayne has been cloned
Principalpoop: hehe she said doppelganger hehe
PanoramaTween: Don't remind me about the oil spill in the Gulf
cease: mutt n smutt never stop
PanoramaTween: They drilled 2 miles down, and something broke
Dexter Fong: Tween: Forget about the oil spill in the Gulf
Principalpoop: fixing the troubled waters I thought
PanoramaTween: Know what you're eating, Dex
Dexter Fong: We must still the troubled waters....Jesus is making an appearance in two days
llandmyne: pardon me a moment while I go send an email
Dexter Fong: no
Bambi: poor pelicans
cease: jack poet is one of the great benefactors of humour ever
PanoramaTween: The safety car? Tucker??
PanoramaTween: Seat belts in 1947
PanoramaTween: Tucker is a very good Jeff Bridges movie
Dexter Fong: And headlights that would follow you everywhere like eyes
PanoramaTween: LOL
PanoramaTween: /me uses his 3rd head lite
Dexter Fong: Good Idea Tween: Get you're 3rd head lite and use the other two for dealing with reality
PanoramaTween: Reality, what a concept...
Dexter Fong: Isn't it
Principalpoop: theoretically
PanoramaTween: (Steve Martin)
Dexter Fong: Back int the senate
Principalpoop: Senator Al Franken
Dexter Fong: Raise a Stein
PanoramaTween: New TX Roadkill Show at - www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
Principalpoop: and some people wonder why the right wing are running amok...
Elayne2: Okay, had to step out for a bit and watch another "Downfall" parody, this one about the "Downfall" producers acting like dicks over people parodying that one scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBO5dh9qrIQ&feature=player_embedded
Dexter Fong: Because they wanna?
Elayne2: Tween, "Reality: What a Concept" was Robin Williams, not Steve Martin.
cease: robin getting any worms, el?
PanoramaTween: Gilda Radner sings the SNL children's song, "Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals"
Elayne2: No, Cat.
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat: What are we listening to?
PanoramaTween: Yes
cease: i thought cuz of all the flicks, there'd be greater need for his services
PanoramaTween: Yes, comedy is not pretty
cease: pink hotel
cease: i think this was thier first recorded piece in 67
Elayne2: No, Cat.
Elayne2: Br right back.
||||||||| At 10:09 PM, Elayne2 scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
PanoramaTween: Anyone heard from Bubba?
||||||||| Catherwood leads Elayne into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, grumbles something about 10:10 PM, then departs.
PanoramaTween: He put this together (Pink Hotel)
Elayne: There we go.
Dexter Fong: A veritable plethora of Elaynes
Elayne: "YOu do know what a 'plethora' is..."
cease: never enough
PanoramaTween: lol Dex
Elayne: (Three Amigos)
PanoramaTween: The goddess of pleth?
llandmyne: plethora? sounds like some sort of drab looking flower
PanoramaTween: Good one, E ;)
Dexter Fong: The greeks had a word for it
Dexter Fong: and it wasn't gyro
llandmyne: I see a kind of faded orange color in my minds eye
Dexter Fong: or two spaniards copulating
cease: orange is usually good
Principalpoop: goodness gracious adolf
PanoramaTween: Mmmmmm isles of sandwich
Dexter Fong: Good call cat
cease: a line from freak for a week
PanoramaTween: Want a nice gyro punch?
Dexter Fong: It's annoying when I here something I know well but can't remember where/when etc it was done
cease: i feel like the sun, or, an orange?
cease: i might have that wrong
Principalpoop: plyth is that big stone thing that statues and horses and things sit on
Dexter Fong: Perhaps a tangering, or a mango?
llandmyne: well, then you must feel mighty big
Principalpoop: plynth
cease: a halfling in a holocaust. what an image
Dexter Fong: Have you all met Plynth Charminge
PanoramaTween: /me drops the cocoanuts on Dex's head
llandmyne: a mango is multi-colored
Principalpoop: an orange is orange colored
Dexter Fong: A coconut? there must be sparrows about
PanoramaTween: not in england
llandmyne: not all of them
PanoramaTween: coloured people
Dexter Fong: Perhaps it's the might sparrow
Dexter Fong: mighty
Principalpoop: we are all colored people, except the albinos
Dexter Fong: yassuh!!
PanoramaTween: Can you spare a couple of African sparrows?
llandmyne: Albino Staynes
PanoramaTween: lol
Principalpoop: i need to work on my alibido
Dexter Fong: llan, you extremely silly foreighner, I blow my nose in the direction of your URL
llandmyne: reminds me of a vangelis album
Principalpoop: hehe he said vangelis hehe
Dexter Fong: The vagina Album
Principalpoop: rhymes with doris
Dexter Fong: Yes friends, Courney Love is back and more direct...more in your face, than ever
PanoramaTween: The virgin queen? Virginia?
llandmyne: oh, please
Dexter Fong: The Student prince?
llandmyne: let her be back where we can't see her
PanoramaTween: You can have Courtney
Principalpoop: oh please yes or oh please noooo?
Dexter Fong: Close the curtains fred
PanoramaTween: I'll work with the Ace In The 'whole' Band anyday ;)
PanoramaTween: In fact, I have
llandmyne: Ace was not a very good band
PanoramaTween: Opened for Yes in Phoenix
llandmyne: I heard about that fiasco
Principalpoop: Alice Cooper or Frank Zappa?
llandmyne: a friend of mine went to see Yes/Ace in jersey city and said ace was not very welcome at all
llandmyne: got to admit that's not the perfect double bill
Elayne: Back again, before I start to fade entirely.
PanoramaTween: I've had the good luck to see Pat Moraz live 3x
cease: i hope all is well with you el
PanoramaTween: Twice in DC and once in Phoenix
Principalpoop: Old Elaynes never fade away, they just say good night and exit fast
PanoramaTween: Relayer tour
PanoramaTween: Very different from Wakeman
llandmyne: Tween! you lucky dog
PanoramaTween: You bet, LL :)
llandmyne: I saw wakeman twice and downes once
Dexter Fong: Strange....Got dropped by chat but kept CNI, then got dropped by chat
Dexter Fong: and CNI
Elayne: No, they just multitask, PrinPoop. In a way I feel like I'm still working.
Principalpoop: strange
Elayne: Reminder, by the way: Free Comic Book Day is this Saturday.
PanoramaTween: Much respect for Mr. Wakeman
Principalpoop: Who is keeping them in prisons?
Principalpoop: let them out, to be read by somebody
PanoramaTween: Also Keith on the Brain Surgery tour
Dexter Fong: Elayne: Heard SanDiego schmeared Cmic Con #500.000 to stay in Dog town
llandmyne: never saw elp
PanoramaTween: 4 very heavily modified Leslies. Quad at the Capitol Center
Elayne: Yeah Dex, apparently it's made the AP and everything.
llandmyne: got to take my cholestrol medicine
Elayne: I remember back when the con was accessible enough to someone like me. Not any more, not for a decade at least.
cease: should i go and stock up, el? anything to look forward to?
Elayne: My last SDCC was, I think, in 2000.
PanoramaTween: Be well
Elayne: Might have been '99.
Dexter Fong: E: It made the Daily News
Elayne: They prob'ly picked up the wire story, Dex.
Dexter Fong: Hope those wires were'nt hot
Elayne: Cat, I haven't really been keeping track, but it wouldn't hurt to check out your local shop. Hey, it's free!
cease: good price
PanoramaTween: Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium...
Principalpoop: offer not applicable outside the contiguous 47 states and arizona
PanoramaTween: Red Lescter?
Dexter Fong: Tween: Got any Red Leicester
PanoramaTween: LOL
PanoramaTween: Same page ;)
Dexter Fong: Ah I'll take a half stone
llandmyne: as opposed to pink leicester?
cease: cheese is one of the greatest source of pleasure and nourishment in my life
PanoramaTween: Which one's?
Dexter Fong: Pink Lester? That was my stage name when I was doing gay communism reviews
Principalpoop: coffee
Elayne: Cat, when we're here we need to go to the Third Avenue Cheese Shop in the East Village. Too crowded for Robin but I think you might like it.
Dexter Fong: E: Not crowded during the week
cease: i think about food alot. even more than usual
PanoramaTween: The United Nations rules
Principalpoop: nobody goes there anymore it is too crowded...
PanoramaTween: and annon and annon
llandmyne: I think my favorite will always be extra sharp new york cheddar
cease: i had a trout i found thrilling on tuesday night. see my blog
Elayne: Oh, that's right Dex, it's not that far from your home digs, I forgot. We should definitely make it a weeknight, then.
llandmyne: even though obviously no cheddar is real unless it is made in england
cease: the better food you get, the more you want to stay at that level
llandmyne: I've had the real thing
Elayne: If it's from the US it really oughtn't be called "Cheddar," that's like calling all sparkling wine "Champagne."
Elayne: Exactly so, Llan. I stock up on the real thing every time we visit Robin's family.
PanoramaTween catches a trout from the reflecting pool
cease: they are categories
cease: between good cheddar and bad is as wide as the galaxy
llandmyne: when I went to england they would eat white cheddar for lunch on white bread with no condiments
Principalpoop: States that begin with A, Countries that begin with P
llandmyne: it was fine on its own
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give PanoramaTween this heaping dist of Koi Poi
||||||||| Catherwood brings panoramatween this heaping dist of koi poi.
PanoramaTween: lol
Principalpoop: that was france llan, and it was brie
PanoramaTween: You want a nice punch bowl?
llandmyne: oh, you remember, princ?
Dexter Fong: llan: When I was in England, I had the "ploughman's lunch" 3 acres of top soil and 6 liters of petrol
Principalpoop: how could I forget, you wore blue, I was late, ahhh I remember it well
Dexter Fong: and random vegetation
llandmyne: lol, princ
PanoramaTween: "I don't care how f&*^ing runny it is..."
llandmyne: the ploughman's lunch doesn't sound very appetizing
PanoramaTween is late for supper
Principalpoop: bring tea for the tillerman, top soil for the ploughman
Dexter Fong: It's really rich loamy top soil...lottsa earthworms
Dexter Fong: And asphlat for the asshole.....
llandmyne: I had rice and chickpeas for supper
Principalpoop: chili
PanoramaTween: Texas drug laws are particularlt draconian
llandmyne: what is loam, by the way?
PanoramaTween: You aren't Willie Nelson
cease: i bet draco would be embarrassed
Principalpoop: comes before a loan
Dexter Fong: They have'nt stopped Willie Nelson
llandmyne: I was wondering that this evening when I was reading a midsummer night's dream
PanoramaTween: Willie is a black belt
llandmyne: bottom says, "some man or other must present Wall, and let him have some loam or some roughcast about him"
PanoramaTween: Some people have peoblems with that
Merlyn: hey, see yas next week
PanoramaTween: problems
||||||||| Merlyn departs at 10:37 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Principalpoop: loam is dirt
Dexter Fong: llan: Loam is a particularly rich top soil with a lot of vegetation and stuff like that
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn
Principalpoop: thanks and night M
Elayne: I'm going to have to take leave of this chat, folks. I feel like I still haven't stopped working.
Elayne: Next week, all.
llandmyne: aha. thanks
Principalpoop: ciao E
cease: Loam is reallly good shit, mrs presky
cease: by el
PanoramaTween: NYC rocks
llandmyne: you have a loamy mind
PanoramaTween: Nice place to visit :-)
llandmyne: Nite Elayne
Dexter Fong: Hey, I'm the Kingm I don't have any loam on me
llandmyne: there's nothing to do in new york city
Principalpoop: the city that never sleeps llan
Dexter Fong: Haven't we had enough of these border wars
llandmyne: better than a barnes and noble war
PanoramaTween: Haven't been there since '77 Will take your word for it
PanoramaTween: Mixed at a club for a band from DC
Dexter Fong: The Nobles defeated the Barnes easily. they burned them and they couldn't run away
PanoramaTween: Jeremiah Samuels Band
Dexter Fong: Jewish eh?
Dexter Fong: =))
llandmyne: sent a birthday email to a friend of mine a while ago. hope he doesn't get it till tomorrow
PanoramaTween: Yes, his parents were
Dexter Fong: long beards
llandmyne: jeremiah samuels sounds very biblical
Dexter Fong: Later became The rolling papers
PanoramaTween: Think Little Feat
Dexter Fong: little feet = little genit.....
Principalpoop: little feat and big noses? did I go too far?
Dexter Fong: ooops
PanoramaTween: LOL
PanoramaTween: The nose knows...
llandmyne: that'll come back to haunt you, princ
Dexter Fong: Not far enough for mean, pilgrim
Dexter Fong: and here it is
Principalpoop: i thought twice before I insulted an entire people
PanoramaTween: "Oh! My knows..."
llandmyne: groping for the door...
Dexter Fong: Twice? wow you gotta lotta time on yah
cease: li feat wrote some great tunes
PanoramaTween: 2012 Grand Canyon
PanoramaTween: Let's get together
Dexter Fong: Hickock railrod
Dexter Fong: road
llandmyne: the mention of little feat brings back youthful memories
llandmyne: ah, the 70s
cease: like almond brothers, atlanta rs plus zappa, great music
Principalpoop: blue suede shoes
llandmyne: not that I'm not youthful in my 40s
Dexter Fong: And how about those cashew Sisters
llandmyne: I didn't discover the allmans until the 21st century
cease: if you are in good shape, your age is not that relevant
Principalpoop: poor llan
Principalpoop: the voice of ahhh, clem
llandmyne: and I still say fillmore east is all the allman's you need
Principalpoop: thank you ahhhh, clem
cease: thanks again, clem
ah,clem: have a great week everyone!
Principalpoop: toad away
llandmyne: you too, clem!
cease: hey folks, is anyone listening to the new radio free oz?
Dexter Fong: Thank you Clem and godde nighte
||||||||| ah,clem is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:47 PM.
Dexter Fong: Cat: I don't cause its on at an realy incoventient
Dexter Fong: time
llandmyne: fine thing to throw clem out the window
Bambi: have a great night folks!
Dexter Fong: afkfr
llandmyne: after all the work he did
Bambi: see ya next time :-)
Principalpoop: all the best bambi, thanks again
llandmyne: Nite Bambi!
cease: no dex, its archived. you can listen whenever you want
Bambi : hugs
||||||||| Bambi leaves to catch the 10:49 PM train to Hellmouth.
cease: i listen to it whenever. its much beter than i expected
||||||||| It's 10:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: he has to build up an audience, and if not us, who?
Principalpoop: i tried one, the start was almost serious, about the afghan war, i needed lighter, at least at the start, I will try it again
cease: bambi and clem are our core
cease: poop, just move your cursor. when i hear i tune i dont like, i just move forward till i hear a bergman rap orf an ossman poem
Principalpoop: no no no
cease: there is really good stuff in there, but you have to edit it
Principalpoop: that is cheating,
cease: no poop, that is saving yourself pain.
Principalpoop: i enjoy serious discussions, and I agreed with them, it was just the wrong time
Dexter Fong: black
Dexter Fong: er brack
Principalpoop: huh?
Dexter Fong: brackish
cease: ack ack
llandmyne: cease, just so I know ahead, are you still planning to come to new york next month?
Dexter Fong: but not Mexican
Principalpoop: next month already?
cease: my cat blues needs food. back in a minute
Dexter Fong: llan: Cat's tentative plans are for October
llandmyne: I've got some important things I could do in new york city in may, actually
Principalpoop: and I will make coffee, jump on the bus, have a super week...
||||||||| "10:54 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Principalpoop, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
llandmyne: some auditions, etc
llandmyne: Nite Princ
Dexter Fong: llan: May? You must come...the pole danc...er polish may pole dancers will be in town
llandmyne: last time I came to nyc was in may
Dexter Fong: The scent of Kibasa wafts for miles
llandmyne: stayed overnight in a hostel before my audition the next morning
llandmyne: I actually chatted from there you might vaguely remember
Dexter Fong: llan: Yes. a year or two ago?
llandmyne: last year
llandmyne: a hostel is an interesting place to stay
llandmyne: it's not as unfriendly as the name implies
Dexter Fong: Hostel form Host or "HOST" as in to welcome and el or "EL" as in elevated or heightened
Dexter Fong: thus highly welcome
Dexter Fong: or auf wiedersehen
Dexter Fong: or adieux
Dexter Fong: or sayanora
Dexter Fong: or buh=bye
Dexter Fong: looses a lot in translation
llandmyne: I get it though
Dexter Fong: lol
llandmyne: I've got to get out of this apartment
Dexter Fong: I almost lost it
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
llandmyne: I think I told you my 91 year old landlord died very recently and his son is a real bastard
Dexter Fong: well struck Catherood
llandmyne: it's really getting on my nerves
llandmyne: he'll stand out there and pound on my door and yell instead of just knock
Dexter Fong: Don't remember but sounds like a bad moon rising
llandmyne: yeah, I really want out
Dexter Fong: Out of town etc or out and into another, better place
llandmyne: well, any place has got to be better
cease: i hope you find a better place
llandmyne: but the thing is I can't afford a security deposit on another apartment unless he gives me back the one I paid his father and I'm not counting on it
cease: i konw something about landlords.
llandmyne: I've had a few
cease: in her 8th month of pregnancy, Fumiyio answered the door and discovered our land lady, whom we'd never met before
cease: jhe saw pregnant Fumiyo she evicted us. that's a bad landlady
cease: legally not allowed to do that, but thankfully a friend had an apt open
llandmyne: I had a landlady who did illegal things to me as well
llandmyne: she was the first "landperson" I ever had. real strange lady
llandmyne: yeah that sounds like a rotten thing to do, just throw you out because you're expecting
cease: strangess is not finite
Dexter Fong: well dear friends, time for me to leave
llandmyne: this landlady of mine had been a professor at columbia university and spoke five languages
cease: off you go, dex. see you next weewk
llandmyne: yeah, I better get to bed too. been great as always. see you next week
Dexter Fong: See you guys next week
cease: off we flee
||||||||| cease rushes off, saying "11:09 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llandmyne - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Ben Bland close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 11:23 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule.
Ben Bland: Wake up!
||||||||| Ben Bland rushes off, saying "11:23 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:30 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| PanoramaTween - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| the Fool on the Hill - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| 3:03 AM: Caterino jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Caterino - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Ben Bland
Dexter Fong
the Fool on the Hill
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"