A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 13, 2010 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and FireFlung plummets into the garden at 6:41 AM.

for the first time on “Beat The Reaper!”

we’re going for the Big Disease.

The Icebox is being unlocked
by the President of the Armenian Medical Association,

under whose strict supervision
these toxins are being administered.


Now, Patient

-- can you hear me?

You’ve got ten seconds
to tell us what you’ve got
and, and for the last time,

“Beat The Reaper!”



I’m terribly sorry,

that’s not correct!

You didn’t “Beat The Reaper!”

Doctor, bring the Patient out
and show the amphitheater audience
and all the folks at home

just what he’s contracted.



According to my careful prosthesis, this man has The Plague.

||||||||| At 6:43 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, FireFlung!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| 7:06 PM: ah,clem jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, dear friends'
||||||||| ah,clem leaves to catch the 7:07 PM train to Washington.
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'BlindMelonTweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
BlindMelonTweeny: ** Happy Birthday Stevie Wonder **
||||||||| BlindMelonTweeny leaves to catch the 8:02 PM train to Funfun Town.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 13, 2010 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:02 PM and Dexter Fong steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'cease', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:02 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:02 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room.
Merlyn: ever1 was l8
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
cease: better than fuckin elba
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat
cease: the dex person
Merlyn: elba? elba oast?
cease: are you folks listenin to rfo? it's gotten better
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'ah,clem', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:04 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Merlyn: haven't lately cat, but I have a podcast subscription
Dexter Fong: I've not been listening
Merlyn: have 7 episodes
cease: its was a expletive added ref to a famous palindrome "by" napoleon, merl
ah,clem: hi all
cease: hi clem
cease: last week's hour hour was a repeat, alas
Dexter Fong: Hi Clem
Merlyn: hey clem
cease: as i posted to facebook rfo page, we are in a golden age of firesgin now
cease: with hour hour repeats and new rfo stuff plus the lads touring and exposing themselves on facebook
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'Bambi', just granted probation at 9:07 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bambi: Hello Dear Friends :-)
cease: hi bambi
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi
Dexter Fong: So...this must be a complete Dear Friends broadcast
Bambi: hey Clem, Cat, Dex, Merlyn
Merlyn: hey bamb
Dexter Fong: CLEM: Do you have a date for this Broadcast, the DF broadcast that is
ah,clem: 10-18-1970, Dex
Dexter Fong: Thanks muchly Clem
Bambi: how's everyone doing this fine thursday night?
Dexter Fong: Eh? Okay
cease: thanks to your presence, we're all happy now, bambi
Bambi: was trying to be optimistic lol
Dexter Fong: Not to bbe trying, must *be* happy
Bambi: ah, that's sweet Cat :-)
Bambi: lol Dex
||||||||| "9:15 PM? 9:15 PM!!" says Catherwood, "BlindMelonTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as BlindMelonTweeny enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and walter ego gets out at 9:15 PM.
walter ego: good evening
BlindMelonTweeny: Goin' down town, gonna see my gal...
BlindMelonTweeny: Gonna sing her a song, gonna show her my ding dong...
Dexter Fong: We're over here Blind Melo...follow the sound
Dexter Fong: Hiya llan
BlindMelonTweeny: Good eeeeevening
cease: hi tween
BlindMelonTweeny deflates his shoes
Bambi: hey Tween
BlindMelonTweeny: And happy birthday, Stevie Wonder
walter ego: so what's playing on cni tonight?
cease: deeeer friends
BlindMelonTweeny: If it wasn't copyrighted material, I'd ask Jim to play "Living For The City"
cease: i think he's younger than me. and he's been gone for a long, long time
Dexter Fong: Cat: Who's been gone for a long long time?
cease: pliuto water, when it's not good enough for uranus
BlindMelonTweeny has a copy of PK's disney poster
cease: dex i think msg merged with send to all, hard to keep them separate
cease: i wonder if disney fantasized sex with his creations?
walter ego: just got window media viewer again
Dexter Fong: Cat: Still don't know who's younger than you (which is, of course, a vast majority) and also been gone for a long long time
cease: hi ego
BlindMelonTweeny: lol cease
walter ego: windows, I mean
Bambi: hi we
BlindMelonTweeny: "Way gone, like those folke behind me..."
Dexter Fong: Cat and Tween: Since all his characters never wore pants, I think you can safely surmise that he did
BlindMelonTweeny: Mmmmm pants
Dexter Fong: (gasp gasp gasp)
BlindMelonTweeny calls Dex on the telephone and pants
Dexter Fong: How'd you get my secret Pants number?
cease: little stevie wonder, dex
Dexter Fong: Stevei wonder is still alive Cat
Dexter Fong: But thankfully younger than you
cease: and i think younger than me, dex, though long out of fashiion
cease: hasd some great albums in the 70s though
Dexter Fong: Blind black singers are *never* out of fashion
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:26 PM and late as usual, it's Principalpoop, just back from Billville."
Dexter Fong: Hey Poop
walter ego: Hi Princ
Principalpoop: secret pants? pant pant
cease: in nyc, no, dex.
Principalpoop: hello dere
cease: poop, we were watinig for you, pants ready
BlindMelonTweeny: lol
Dexter Fong: Especially in Alabama Cat
Principalpoop: ok, who has the mayonaise?
BlindMelonTweeny: May O?
walter ego: and now the french national anthem, The Mayonaisse
Dexter Fong: Chinco di May O
BlindMelonTweeny: Neitche warned us
BlindMelonTweeny: lol walter
Bambi: on the ferry now :-)
Principalpoop: i will go existential on you
Dexter Fong: He did....he said "Don't fuck around with your own sister"
cease: naise o may? Nay!
Bambi: heading home :-)
cease: wild horses couldnt' neigh me away
Principalpoop: we're on the homeward traillll
BlindMelonTweeny: It's the May Day Parade!
BlindMelonTweeny: lol Dex
Principalpoop: Mother May I?
Bambi: I am not saying Hi to princep ;-)
BlindMelonTweeny: You own your sister, Dex?
walter ego: I didn't do anything in particular on cinco de mayo
Principalpoop: i won't say hi to bambi
Bambi :-)
BlindMelonTweeny: Mmmmm 5 isn't sex
cease: no celebratory tacos?
Principalpoop: who sank the what?
cease: dox equis?
Bambi: well, at least that way he doesn't say too late ;-)
cease: the cisco kid, he was a friend of mine
Dexter Fong: The Pillsbury Dough Boy sank the Bisquik
walter ego: I don't drink beer but when I do...
cease: he drank cidre, cisco drank the wine
Principalpoop: too late to say you are not saying hello, better luck next time bambi
Dexter Fong: It's the most interesting man in the world
BlindMelonTweeny: You like Bear Whizz, walter?
walter ego: I have the very first Cisco Kid talkie
Bambi: lol
cease: i thought it was a mark of the weirdness of japan when i noticed they rated everything
Principalpoop: ahhh bisquick
walter ego: made in 1928 called In Old Arizona
cease: the most beautiful spot, the best comic, etc
Dexter Fong: Rating is numah one ichibon
Principalpoop: rank, also called ranking
cease: if you yanks fal prey to that coneceit, i think it a factor of diminishing conciousness
cease: not thast there was much to begin with
Dexter Fong: huh?
BlindMelonTweeny: Oh Poncho...
Dexter Fong: You say somthing, canuck boy?
cease: yes dex
Principalpoop: i give that advice a 77 out of 100, sublime but a good beat
BlindMelonTweeny: Talk abou an American ex-patriot lol
cease: i owuld be taken to a place called 3rd most beautfiul spot in japan.
cease: i thought that a form of madness
Dexter Fong: I understand they're having the summer Olympics in Van, in December
Bambi: lol
cease: and a guy would come on tv and be hailed as the #7 comic in japan
cease: that concept of rating things
BlindMelonTweeny: abou cease, the middle east terrorist
walter ego: don't tell me. number 1 is fujiyama
cease: is a form of mental illness
cease: as a society
cease: yetp, ego
cease: fuckin fuji. you cant fuck with it
Dexter Fong: And if you lose a place in the rankings they cut off your little finger
Principalpoop: fuji from McHales navy?
walter ego: well, its only natural
BlindMelonTweeny: I would love to visit Asia and Europe, just to see how different our cultures are
cease: or if yoi;re robert mitchum, not so little
Dexter Fong: Hooray! Roosterraqma!!!!!
cease: i hpe you do so, tween.
Principalpoop: just leave texas to do that hehe
BlindMelonTweeny: They apparently just had a Worlds Fair in Shanghai
cease: it is well worth doing
walter ego: you just blew open my synapses with the comment about mchales n
BlindMelonTweeny: We need more of that
walter ego: avy
Principalpoop: wavy gravy
Dexter Fong: avy, avy down south in Dixtree
cease: its stil on tween. i'd love to go
BlindMelonTweeny: I was at NYC & Montreal in the 60's
Principalpoop: far out man
cease: i love worlds fairs
walter ego: there was a fuji wasn't there, and they called him fuje. I don't remember his face though
BlindMelonTweeny: Pretty good peaceful way to meet
Principalpoop: foogee, not sure how to spell it
||||||||| Bambino sashays in at 9:36 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Principalpoop: a clone or what?
Bambino: lost connection on the water
BlindMelonTweeny: Hello Bambin
cease: hey bsbe
Principalpoop: babe, is that you?
Bambino: couldn't get in with my main nick
Dexter Fong: You broke you wate.... connection?
cease: hit a homer for me
Principalpoop: water broke? the baby is coming, boil water, get towels
Dexter Fong: Point to the area you expect to hit the ball to
BlindMelonTweeny: Where's Ruth?
Dexter Fong: Poop: Ah, don't know nuffin' 'bout birfin' no babies
Principalpoop: who else has a candy bar named after them?
Dexter Fong: Reggie Jackson
Principalpoop snickers
Dexter Fong: Mr Clark
walter ego: you're so ruthless
cease: in minessota, tween
BlindMelonTweeny: lol
cease: duruth
Dexter Fong: Oh..Henry!!
BlindMelonTweeny: Are you a legal alien?
Dexter Fong: Yes but I'm under cover right now
Principalpoop: all aliens must appear, whoever briefly
Dexter Fong: So stickem up
Bambino: jalepeno on a stick
cease: only when necessary, tweeen
BlindMelonTweeny: That's a blanket response, Dex
Dexter Fong: Stick up those jalepenos
walter ego: havent had jalapeno on a stick
Principalpoop: hot stuff
BlindMelonTweeny: Il est necessaire?
Dexter Fong: This is no blanket, it's a snuggie
walter ego: but it sounds like jalapeno poppers which I like
Dexter Fong: or some people call it a "Slanket"
BlindMelonTweeny: Que je remain ici?
cease: is anyhone here ilstening to new rfo stuff?
Principalpoop: are those legal?
cease: babbling bergman is getting better
walter ego: il est importantez cou je remain ici here
Principalpoop: ahh quebecian
Dexter Fong: ici...I see
walter ego: ici, he see, she see
Bambino: jalepeno poppers ... yummm
cease: follow in your book and repaat after me, as we learn our next 3 wrods in canadian.
BlindMelonTweeny: Ah, we beccer yjan yu
cease: bacon,
Principalpoop: coffee towel passport
BlindMelonTweeny: than lol
Principalpoop: bacon
Dexter Fong: Wrod...an ancient canadian expression meaning word
walter ego: poutine, mounty
cease: geese
BlindMelonTweeny: It's an interesting approach, but it isn't US
Principalpoop: what is the wrod?
BlindMelonTweeny: Fly united, cease lol
Dexter Fong: Lotta great bits in this episode...they kinda gutted it for the compilation
walter ego: actually, I don't think they have mounties anymore
Principalpoop: bacon grease
cease: msy i see your passport, very unpleased
Principalpoop: geese cooked in bacon grease
cease: sapire the wrod and spoil the child
Dexter Fong: llan: The ar refered to as the "horseman" (certain amount of resentment there)
BlindMelonTweeny: lol cease - yes
Principalpoop: you forgot maple, or is it mabel
BlindMelonTweeny: This is no ordinary chat
cease: yes dex, they whittled it to near death
walter ego: horsemen. I see.
walter ego: what do you resent
BlindMelonTweeny: The mabel leif rag?
Dexter Fong: Put Mabel in the stirrups and I'll be right there Doctor
Principalpoop: sure they have mounties, where do little canadians come from? rimshot....
BlindMelonTweeny: Take two and call me in the morning
Dexter Fong: I give up, where?
cease: so this is the orignal uncut df. i was ilstenig to my copy of this df show but its is much shorter
Principalpoop: from rimshots, drum roll
BlindMelonTweeny: Mounties? ah, policemen...
Dexter Fong: Oh! I know...the Selective Service Department
BlindMelonTweeny thought P was watching pron
Dexter Fong: Cat: If you got it off the air, it prolly has music in it
walter ego: catherwood, give everybody some refreshment and then piss off for the night
||||||||| Catherwood gets everybody some refreshment and then piss off for the night.
walter ego: lol
Dexter Fong: lol Tween
Dexter Fong: I love to watch prawn
walter ego: I hope he didn't take offence but I think he deserves a night off
BlindMelonTweeny: Prawns, prawns...
Principalpoop: i am pure, eyes that watch pron will never cross mine or huh?
Dexter Fong: Bach Beethoven, and Prawns
BlindMelonTweeny: The perfect date
walter ego: I used to catch shrimp in florida
Dexter Fong: Pitted
Principalpoop: show them your jumbo shrimp fong
cease: datey dont live in that new york city no more
Dexter Fong: I tossed a midget in Toronto
walter ego: I love katy lied
BlindMelonTweeny: Did you throw them back because they were too small?
cease: and his lawyer is still after you, dex
Principalpoop: I tossed a lunch in atlanta
||||||||| It's 9:50 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambi - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: I tossed a sald...al over Caesar
walter ego: poor bambi's possessed
BlindMelonTweeny: This would be the DJ version of Dear Friends
Dexter Fong: That's illegal...you can't own another person
Principalpoop: intense demonic possession, we must do an exercisim
BlindMelonTweeny picks some let US
Dexter Fong: I'm already feeling the pain
cease: thatsa a strange transition to deputy dan
Principalpoop: I feel your pain, got a cigar?
cease: what happened?
BlindMelonTweeny: Define 'person'
Dexter Fong: I think they did not edit the music out well
cease: pain seems to increase with age, dex
walter ego: yes, I never thought of it, but the american civil liberties union could protect bambi
cease: at leat for some of us
BlindMelonTweeny: 5/3 of an American?
Dexter Fong: But this seem about the right length without the SI's and music tracks
Dexter Fong: SID's
Principalpoop: how is sid?
Principalpoop: he was a caesar too
BlindMelonTweeny: 48hp lol
walter ego: yeah, after augustus caesar was sid caesar
Dexter Fong: 48 Helath points...hit points....?
Principalpoop: always remember and never forget, snyder
walter ego: your show of shows was originally broadcast from the colosseum
Dexter Fong: Dee Snyder, (twisted) Sister!!
BlindMelonTweeny: january is better, walter
cease: gary snyder?
Principalpoop: noo noo, the guy who smoked late at night
Dexter Fong: Tom Snyder
walter ego: why january?
cease: i remember when people could smoke on tv, but that was along time ago
Dexter Fong: It's cooler then
BlindMelonTweeny: It's first
walter ego: I remember groucho smoking a cigar on his show
cease: the firewsing read a gary snyder poem on hour hour a few weeks ago
walter ego: and on other people's shows too
cease: abvout smokey the beat as buddha. it was fantastic
cease: bear
Dexter Fong: Smokey the Beat Bear...dig it brother man
BlindMelonTweeny: Don't start a fire you can't putt ouut?
cease: hannah the bar, bear?
walter ego: yes I can imagine buddha saying "Only you can prevent forest fires".
cease: yes egok that was the poem. fantastic.
cease: ego
Principalpoop: leggo my ego
walter ego: LOL
cease: y'all have to hear it
BlindMelonTweeny: Don't mess with my Eggo
walter ego: thanks, princ
Dexter Fong: Ids fighting back
BlindMelonTweeny: Or squeeze the Carmin
BlindMelonTweeny: Charmin
cease: clem , are you stil there? i'd love to send it to you to play for this group
Principalpoop: you are easily amused walter, glad to help hehe
walter ego: Squeeze the Carmen. There's an opera!
ah,clem: send what?
BlindMelonTweeny: You call us groupers?? Fishing again?
cease: the hour hour show, clem
||||||||| It's 10:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bambino - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong sings You ooh ooh ow owa you, send me
cease: you said you were out of bandwidth b4
Principalpoop: look, he told them not to squeeze it, but mister whipple is squeezing it himself, a philosohical commentary?
ah,clem: really don't have the bandwidth at this time, but thanks
walter ego: now its bambino as well
Dexter Fong: Poop: Nope, It's Tourettes
BlindMelonTweeny: Yes, P ;)
walter ego: who the hell ever DIED from the common cold?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Merlyn: Bambino
Principalpoop: ^&$$%$# *&^%^*
Dexter Fong: Once upon a time, thousands llan
Principalpoop: hi ahh, clem M
cease: the gary snyder poem, clem. is it on one of the shows i sent you?
Dexter Fong: afk fr
Principalpoop: Whaaat?
walter ego: think I'll die next time I have the common cold
cease: smokey the bear as buddha
cease: then it wont be so common, ego
walter ego: dex, why not let catherwood get you a refill
||||||||| Catherwood gets you a refill.
Principalpoop: no it was buddha as smokey the bear
walter ego: oh that's right I gave him the night off
cease: i thikn you've got... the plague!
BlindMelonTweeny: He was smoking bare?
walter ego: only you can prevent firest foyres
Principalpoop: euclid
cease: i'm not a clid.
BlindMelonTweeny: Smokey the Bare wants You!
Principalpoop: prove it
walter ego: you insufferable clid
BlindMelonTweeny runs
cease: runing while blind not a good idea
walter ego: I foresee a day when the blind will drive their own cars
BlindMelonTweeny: Unless you can hear the trees falling around you
Dexter Fong: I foresee a day when lawyers will be rolling in dough
walter ego: seriously. the blind and the physically challenged will ride the "Autorail" in their own cares
Principalpoop: don't give dave ideas walter
cease: i wonder if dave hasd run? must remember to ask him when he shows up here next
Dexter Fong: Katie drive the car!!
Principalpoop: they have cars that can drive now, they climb pikes peak
walter ego: cars, I mean
cease: baby, you can drive my car
Principalpoop: are you gonna be a star?
walter ego: beep beep m beep beep yeah
Dexter Fong: Well I'm only a valet right now
BlindMelonTweeny: It's been fun, fwllow mutants
cease: alda is no jamie farr
BlindMelonTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:09 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs BlindMelonTweeny by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Dexter Fong: Is this the beginning of the end for tweeny?
Principalpoop: have a super white stick week
cease: Toledo is far from Dakar
walter ego: he didn't give us time to say goodbye
cease: by tween
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, Bring BlindMelonTweeny back please
||||||||| Catherwood gives blindmelontweeny back.
walter ego: toledo is much like dakar, though
Dexter Fong: Not wuite what I asked for Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Fong
Principalpoop: how rude, i will write miss etiquette and ask about that
cease: both are cities
walter ego: I wonder if
cease: hey merl yo stil there?
Dexter Fong: But there are two (2) Toledos
walter ego: I hate it when I hit enter by accident
cease: i know only the one in spain
Principalpoop: at least 2
walter ego: the other is in ohio
cease: but the mash ref is to jamie farr's character's home town
Dexter Fong: Right Poop
cease: i didnt like the city in spain. only city in spain i can say that about
Principalpoop: how do you think enter feels about it?,,,,
walter ego: toledo was just a good stop along the good kings highway
cease: it didnt seem city like. very hard to get around
Dexter Fong: Mash Ref? You makin' moonshine?
walter ego: don't go toledo toledo don't go
Dexter Fong: See you in Seville
walter ego: anybody recognize those references?
cease: i was rhyming with baby you can drive my car, dex
cease: had great tapas in seville
Principalpoop: no, no mister commissioner, i don't
walter ego: there's a tapas bar only 50 miles from me
cease: my flamenco loving wife saw her music of choice
Dexter Fong: Beatles...yes cat...I'm old...sure Guy Lombardo - Canadian eh? but not that old
cease: when i met you, you seemed younger than me, dex
Dexter Fong: That was before...this is now
cease: i get asked for my senoirs discount card all the time
Principalpoop: he is younger, the oldness is a disguise, he is a vampire
cease: but not yet a senior
Dexter Fong: I'm a V.I.T Vampire in Training
walter ego: how old is a "senior"?
Dexter Fong: I still have to drink my blood out of a sippy cup
||||||||| Catherwood leads Bunnyboy in through the front door at 10:17 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Principalpoop: used to be 65, now 60 in some places
Bunnyboy: Yoiks!
Principalpoop: hip hop bunny boy
Dexter Fong: It clots in the Straw
walter ego: Hey Bunnyboy
Bunnyboy: RFO podcasts are truly a gift.
Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny
cease: hye bun
cease: hey folks, this fuse of doom is bieng redone on new rfo
Dexter Fong: Cat: With all four of the lads?
walter ego: I had a landlady many years ago who had been a professor at columbia university
cease: hmm
walter ego: she spoke 5 languages fluently
Dexter Fong: Yes...hmmm
Principalpoop: was she hot walter?
Dexter Fong: llan: Sounds like a cunning linguist
walter ego: she was also very strange in many ways
Principalpoop: 3 eyes? what?
Bunnyboy: Wotta flap!
Dexter Fong: Did she scare you the night she walked into your room wearing oly her graduation gown?
Bunnyboy: SIng Melancoly Baby!
Dexter Fong: Carrying a real motar board
Principalpoop: drink too much and start cursing in latin?
Dexter Fong: and a trowel
walter ego: I came home from work one night and she invited me to a dinner at her seventh-day-adventist church
Dexter Fong: uh oh
walter ego: I have to mention she was very strange
Principalpoop: stop the tape, i have to change my headphone batteries
Dexter Fong: YOu already did llan
walter ego: she got me to go with her to a seventh-day-adventist dinner one night
Dexter Fong: Poop: The price of being unplugged
Dexter Fong: Casserole?
Dexter Fong: Tuna Noodle Surprise?
walter ego: it wasn't until we were in the car and well on our way that she mentioned we were going to a senior citizens' dinner
walter ego: it's a very funny memory
Dexter Fong: SENIOR? 50? 55? 60?
Principalpoop: on a friday night?
walter ego: you had to know her
Dexter Fong: Poop: Friday night is best...they're off their meds...mostly...don't mind the urine
walter ego: actually I'll be you're happy you don't
cease: at least you have an entertaining memory, ego
Principalpoop: so you were the token young person? they made jokes about young people and made references you could not understand?
Dexter Fong: You'll be ny happy?
walter ego: bet
walter ego: oh, fichen sie, dex
Dexter Fong: How much?
Principalpoop: the 7th day fong, they start the sabbath at sundown friday...
walter ego: LOL
Dexter Fong: No fish tonight please
Dexter Fong: Jewish writers eh?
walter ego: no buddist writers either
Dexter Fong: With a Buhdist beat
Principalpoop: ergo
walter ego: who were the buddhist beat writers?
Dexter Fong: It's a 12/9/47 High noon raga
cease: snyder, ginzberg and kerouac
cease: but i thikn buddhism permeated the beat aesthetic
Dexter Fong: Evergreen review and The Big Table
Principalpoop: alan watts
Dexter Fong: Charlie Watts
walter ego: I'm slightly familiar with ginsberg and kerouac but not snyder
cease: he wasnt beat but he was hip
Principalpoop: kilo watts
walter ego: I read On the Road at Grand Central Station. Can you believe that?
cease: the firesign did a snyder poem on their hour hour show, about smokey the bear as buddha
cease: fantastic
Dexter Fong: Wow a big importer from the Mehican Cartel
cease: yes ego, its seems fitting
walter ego: no, now that I think of it, it was port authority bus terminal
Principalpoop: I read another roadside attraction while stones
Principalpoop: d
cease: i love kerouac's evocation of train stations
walter ego: I had a 16 hour layover
cease: the the inherent optimism of travel
Dexter Fong: I once gave Jack Kerouac a copy of a Leroy (Whatever) book and he threw it out the window
Principalpoop: that is not a layover, that is layaway
Dexter Fong: Avery succinct review
walter ego: well, you could say I was laid away
cease: that was inconsiderate of him, dex
Dexter Fong: He was drunk as usual Cat
walter ego: well, it made 16 hours fly by, I can tell you
cease: not an unfamiliar territory, dex
cease: i'm sure it did, ego
Dexter Fong: A 16 hour fly by? Just part of our customer service
walter ego: truman capote said of On the Road: That's not writing, that's typing
Dexter Fong: Truman said a lot of things
Dexter Fong: Kinda like me =))
walter ego: he was known for saying things
Dexter Fong: Some of iit is funny
Dexter Fong: Som of it is true
cease: i habve quoted that often, walter
Dexter Fong: Some of it is just bull shit
Principalpoop: the world according to fong
Dexter Fong: But it's really funny bullshit mz Presky
cease: we each have our own worlds. some are more entertaining than others
walter ego: but I actually enjoyed On the Road
Dexter Fong: Wwelkome zu caberet , wilkomme
Principalpoop: i think of charles kurault when I hear the name on the road
walter ego: danke, dex
walter ego: charles garage
Bunnyboy: Yeah, you won't see any contemporary POTUS threatening physical violence to a member of the press. More's the pity.
Dexter Fong: I was working in a bookstore...remember them? when OTR came out and I was one of the first in (my area) to read it
Principalpoop: damn you are old fong
cease: what a memory, dex
walter ego: OTR?
Dexter Fong: But after reading it, I chose a volume of T.S. Eliot instead...what an intellectual =))
Dexter Fong: Ont the Road llan
walter ego: I know that as old time radio
walter ego: aha
Dexter Fong: Me too Llan
cease: is llan here?
Dexter Fong: Walter is llan
walter ego: is llan here
cease: aha
walter ego: you remember walter ego?
Principalpoop: no llan is not here, we are lucky that so and so sob did not show up
Dexter Fong: How do I know, Nino told me in "The Toilet"
Principalpoop: grrrrr towards llan
cease: ah so
walter ego: well, he'll be back next week
Principalpoop: will he? i prefer you walter, you are nice
Dexter Fong: Who? Ego or ?
Principalpoop: give us a kiss
cease: we look forward to his return
walter ego: lol
Dexter Fong: (smooch!!!!!)
Principalpoop: too many LLS I mean come on
Principalpoop: not you fong, i told you no more, you go too far
Dexter Fong: afkfr
walter ego: Limited Liability Syndrome?
Dexter Fong: do 't nobody leave till I get back
Principalpoop: Lan was not good enough? nooo, he had to the LLan route
walter ego: after that, we'll leave
cease: ok dex
cease: how are things in seattle, bun?
Principalpoop: andy gump
walter ego: things are rainy and cold in seattles
walter ego: seattle
cease: did you see news about huge rabbit, the size of a 5 year old girl
Principalpoop: and cloudy
Bunnyboy: On the contrary. Late 60s here.
Bunnyboy: Seattle, that is.
cease: warm here
Bunnyboy: Well, today anyway.
walter ego: yes, cat. I think it was lewis carroll who told the story
Principalpoop: sum sum summertime
Principalpoop: the new alice in wonderland was morbid, i stopped watching
cease: thanks poop. now i wont rent it
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'Bambi', just granted probation at 10:43 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bambi: home again, home again :-)
Principalpoop: wb bambi
Bunnyboy: lo Bambi!
walter ego: fHey Bambi
cease: i thought the dis cartoon was quite good, from 50s or something
Bambi: thanks
Principalpoop: jiggidy jig
Bunnyboy: Hey, they're fixing Facebook! *wink*
Dexter Fong: Bambi, you better get out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini
walter ego: last I knew you were dead from the common cold
Dexter Fong: Bambi never dies, she's the daughter of The Highlander
Principalpoop: I took my first gf to see an adult version of alice in wonderland, she was shocked and we had to leave that too, I would have stayed hehe
Dexter Fong: Oh sure, she lost her head a few times
cease: adult?
Principalpoop: XXX
Principalpoop: should have had more XXX if possible hehe
walter ego: I'm getting tired of looking at windows media player
Dexter Fong: We're out of triple X, how about a VSOP
Principalpoop: it was at a nice theatre, not some sticky seat place,
Principalpoop: an art movie hehe
cease: doesnt sound like a wise move, poop
walter ego: asdfghjlk';
Principalpoop: wisdom was never my strong suit
Dexter Fong: Poop: You may be happy to here that a number of euro films starring major movie actors are now doing un-simulated sex
Bunnyboy: Hey! Kino's got some tasty Buster Keaton titles, on the way.
Principalpoop: cool fong bunny
Principalpoop: i will watch him bust her keaton hehe
walter ego: I've probably only seen keaton on kino
cease: i know what that means the same way bergman knows what golgotha is
Dexter Fong: That's my dog buster, he lives in a shoe...my names er....uh....buster too, I guesss i do too
Bunnyboy: LOST KEATON, a collection of 16 Keaton shorts from 1934-1937, an Ultimate Edition of STEAMBOAT BILL, JR...
Bunnyboy: And, of course, THE COMPLETE METROPOLIS, in the fall.
walter ego: steamboat bill was made before 1934
Dexter Fong: The Fall of METROPolis?
cease: did you see doors how last night, ben?
Bunnyboy: walter: Yup. The shorts and the feature are two different titles.
cease: or werent you a doors fan?
cease: it was oddly boring
Dexter Fong: I made Steamboat willie in ought 27
Dexter Fong: He was only 13
walter ego: I have always been more a chaplin fan than keaton
Principalpoop: so this is ought 10
walter ego: but I love sherlock jr
Dexter Fong: aought ten, eleven nil...ye
cease: they were all good
cease: physical comedy flourished inthe silent era
Dexter Fong: llan: IMHO the Brett (whatever) british Holmes were the best
Principalpoop: rathbone, no substitutes
walter ego: jeremy brett?
Dexter Fong: That's 'cause they could 'alk
Bunnyboy: The Metropolis release (which should see a THEATRICAL screening in LA and NY *hint Dex* THIS MONTH, inludes almost a 1/2 hour of footage that has been missing and presumed lost forever...for decades!
walter ego: I prefer to READ holmes
Dexter Fong: Yes llan
walter ego: I've read nearly everything doyle ever wrote
Dexter Fong: llan: Well that's the best, but Jeremy Brett's holmes is quite goood
cease: indeed, ego
Principalpoop: i did a book report on doyel in high school, it would have been an A but I spelled his name Doyel through the whole thing.
cease: i useed to teach red headed league to esl classes in the 70s
Dexter Fong: Did you read the White Company...a story of a business that wouldn't hire Negroes
Dexter Fong: No biggie proop
walter ego: very cool, cat
Bunnyboy: Dex: It's called WalMart.
Principalpoop: the purloined orange pip
walter ego: I want your job, cat
walter ego: the orange pips is a great story
Dexter Fong: Glady Knight and the Orange pips
walter ego: I used to have the entire sherlock holmes in two paperback volumes
Dexter Fong: rainy night in Sussex
cease: i was an esl teacher on and off from 71-2002
Principalpoop: was he the first who killed a character and then was paid enough to bring him back to life??
cease: there is still work in that area, i suppose
walter ego: esl seems like a worthy profession
cease: pip pip pooh raid
Dexter Fong: Poop: No. That was God (i.e. Jesus)
cease: i had a lot of fun, ego
cease: and the studnets are really motivated. they want to learn english and you want to tweach them.
Principalpoop: oops yes fong
Dexter Fong: I used a Studnet for a long time but I kept getting and bad haul
Dexter Fong: The most odious catch
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
walter ego: thanks, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're very welcome!"
Principalpoop: english is your second language fong?
cease: i have been a teacher for a long time. i've never not been a student
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, are you wearing one of those new Invicta Skeleton watches?
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Dexter Fong and asks "Did you need me?"
walter ego: I don't recall learning a language before I learned english
Dexter Fong: Not really Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Dexter Fong and says "Did you want me?"
Dexter Fong: No Catherwood, never! never!
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Dexter Fong and queries "Did you need me?"
Bambi: hey I am fading while contining to check my email lol
Principalpoop: wb email reader
cease: dont fade away, bambi
walter ego: oh, yes. you were once known as bambino, weren't you?
Dexter Fong: gET AWAY FROM ME YOU FOOL! I'll put a restraining order on you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets away from me you fool i'll put a restraining order on you.
Bambi: Bunny did I hear you say that Facebook has heard our annoyances and deactivations?
cease: when cni didnt appear last week, some of us feared ithe worst for clem
Bambi: ah, yes, yes, I was we ;-)
walter ego: I've never bothered with facebook
Dexter Fong: I tried facebook but didn't like my profile
cease: i get most of my firesign news from facebook
Principalpoop: I am waiting for %^$#book hehe
Bunnyboy: The big thang now is FB is supposedly lining in some improved security features. We'll see.
Dexter Fong: Hey! You wanna you Facelibrario!!
Bambi: Clem wasn't feeling well enough last week ... that's all (not good but not worse thankfully)
Bunnyboy: One Assbook for Monsiuer Poop!
walter ego: facebook is overrated
Principalpoop: take care of yourself ahh,clem
Dexter Fong: Bambi we heard (prolly from Tweeny or poop) and were concerned
Bunnyboy: Only if you keep hitting the LIKE button.
Principalpoop: thanks bunny
Bambi: ok, Bunny
Bunnyboy: I have a Twitter account, but I still cannot fathom it.
walter ego: bunnyboy, you're a film buff, aren't you
Dexter Fong: I've activated my twitter worm
Bunnyboy: ego: Mais oui!
walter ego: what do you think of the criterion collection and is it worth looking into?
Dexter Fong: Bunny is the Cinephile
Principalpoop: i support jocks
Bunnyboy: Dex: Yeah, and I like movies, too.
Dexter Fong: Whew..life and separate dude!!
Bunnyboy puts on his Gilligan hat.
Dexter Fong: lift
Bunnyboy: For us full-figured gals.
Principalpoop: hey little buddy
Dexter Fong puts on his Maryann body
Bunnyboy: Criterion = Black Tar Heroin.
Dexter Fong fastens his twitter worm
Bunnyboy: Of course, I *dote* on Criterion titles.
walter ego: that's interesting
cease: plastic fantatic lover
Principalpoop: that sounds addictive
walter ego: I only have a few
Bunnyboy: Spendy, but marvelous. Not a bad title in the group.
walter ego: a couple, I should say
Bunnyboy: Definitely some that are not for all tastes. For instance, I wouldn't rent SALO for Date Night!
Dexter Fong: Lord and Lady haha ga ga
Dexter Fong: tee hee?
walter ego: I recently watched Umberto D
Dexter Fong: Umberto dee what?
cease: or did umberto d watch you?
Principalpoop: Where is E, I had a clip for her http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBzWHudBoiA
Dexter Fong: He;s got an Italian Cine web cam
cease: speaking of absent chat friends, i talked to doc last weekend
Bunnyboy: Howsa da doc?
Dexter Fong: Wow Cat" And did he responmd?
walter ego: how is doc?
cease: hos worlk is silghtlyy less stressfull
Dexter Fong: Is Lili's health maintaining
cease: so he joined facebook along with lili who also seems to in great shape
walter ego: cool
cease: taking classes, etc
Principalpoop: that is good news
Dexter Fong: There were pictures of Lili ?...on facebook?
cease: i'm going to visit them this fal lso we talked alot about whatr fantastic food lili owuld cook
cease: yes dex shall i post it?
cease: yes poop, supurb news
walter ego: well, I've got to be going. be back next thursday
Dexter Fong: Just send them to me at my usual email addy, DextRIPLEX FONG
cease: ok ego
cease: off you flee
Dexter Fong: nIGHT LLAN
Dexter Fong: SHEESH
Dexter Fong: sheesh
Principalpoop: good luck, good week, night llan
Dexter Fong: sheep
cease: it all started with marijuana
Dexter Fong: sshh sheep
cease: as a subject for first rfo till now
Dexter Fong: and it ends there too Cat
Bunnyboy: Oh, ego was llan? Go and figure!
Bunnyboy: FULL figure, dat is. Bah-BOOM!
Bunnyboy: nite llan!
Dexter Fong: Always checj with Nino Bunny
Principalpoop: confuses me too bunnyboy
Bunnyboy: I better feed my baby lady. Nitey!
Principalpoop: hip hop bunny
Dexter Fong: I'm not confused...I know where we'r at
Dexter Fong: Night Bunny
Principalpoop: why am I unknown?
Principalpoop: i used to know where I was
Dexter Fong: I thinks it's the way you dress
Principalpoop: Hey M, Nino is drunk
Bambi: ...
cease: they always had fun with the french accent
Bambi: hi clem
Bambi: thanks!!
Dexter Fong: Hi bambi
Dexter Fong: and
Dexter Fong: ...
Dexter Fong: to
Dexter Fong: you
Principalpoop: watch your .... language fong
ah,clem: have a great week everyone!
cease: you 2 clem
Principalpoop: 45 seconds to go on the wall
cease: its the clem voice
Dexter Fong lays a hairy eyebalbb on his language
Principalpoop: thanks ahhh, clem, take care of yourself, thanks so much
Dexter Fong: Hi clem
Principalpoop: toad away
Dexter Fong: It's a wrap!!
cease: you;re always a turn on, clem
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:22 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bunnyboy by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Dexter Fong: no action!
Dexter Fong: No speed .... thank you
||||||||| ah,clem leaves to catch the 11:22 PM train to Baltimore.
Dexter Fong: Get those cameras outta here
Dexter Fong: afk fp
cease: they're dropping like fries
Dexter Fong: or fw
cease: you still there, poop?
Principalpoop: a little trouble here, back
Principalpoop: is the bus going?
Principalpoop: this chat is an oasis for me, but sometimes reality drags me back
cease: good to hear, poop
cease: thats what its for
Merlyn: see you next week, gilligan
Principalpoop: same as firesign
||||||||| Merlyn hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Merlyn?! It's 11:26 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
cease: i always look forward to thurs chats
Principalpoop: night M
cease: by merl
Bambi: have a great week and see you dear friends next time :-)
Principalpoop: thanks bambi, you too, good luck
cease: you too bambi
||||||||| "11:27 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Bambi, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
Dexter Fong: Night Bambi and beware crossing water
Dexter Fong: Night Merlin
Principalpoop: sure, you don't want water angry at you, no sir
cease: defenestration used to be a drag
cease: until they decided to do it in prague
Dexter Fong: I dressed up in a little lack window pane dress
Dexter Fong: Just lick my hem
Principalpoop: i wore my favorite red window sash
Dexter Fong: Window shopping again eh, Scarlet
cease: lets sash away, like we did last summer
Principalpoop: yes, it is such a pane
||||||||| It's 11:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| walter ego - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Obi only got wan sah left
Dexter Fong: sash
Principalpoop: we need to teach walter to tap the exit button
cease: thats not left, it a birth defect
Dexter Fong: It's an ego thang
Principalpoop: he should exit with dignity and not succomb to some disease
cease: ttrue, poop. took me long enough to learn
Principalpoop: after a week, I will forget again, to tell him hehe
Dexter Fong: Get off the ledge Cat
cease: ledge?
Dexter Fong: Step away from the precipice
Principalpoop: ledger?
cease: tell him next week, poop
Dexter Fong: Out here on the Heath
Principalpoop: ledgermain
cease: i am not preciptously inclined, dex.
Dexter Fong: I fight for my teeth
Principalpoop: we don't need to be forgiven
Dexter Fong: I floss at least a dozen time a day
cease: i am brimmng with happness, on the thought of meeting you and al lmy ny freindsd thnis fall
Principalpoop: if you spill that brim, you must clean it up
cease: now its warm enough that i can go out and take pix. really happy about that too
Dexter Fong: Dust thou overflow thy brimminess out dost thou not take thy flomax?
cease: what else are words for, if not to play with
Principalpoop: walter brimley
Dexter Fong sings "Smoke that dope, spill that wine on that girl
Principalpoop: trying to be punny?
Dexter Fong: Pfunny?
Principalpoop: pffff
Dexter Fong: I'll pforate you
Principalpoop: preholed is perforated
Dexter Fong: unless you phrfer "the presipice"
cease: sounds like hunter thompson's edgework
Principalpoop: S
Principalpoop: don't forget the S
Dexter Fong: I'm hunting for wabbits
cease: you know countrtu joe and fish song harlmem
cease: if you dont come to harlem, harlem will come t o you
Principalpoop: spanish harlem?
Dexter Fong: Country Joe and the Fish song Harlem?
cease: yes dex
Principalpoop: there is a something or other, in spanish harlem
Dexter Fong: And you're welcome for the fish
cease: i was in harlem art the start of riot. it was surreal
cease: no countrty joe, poop, not the spanish shit
Principalpoop: riots are surreal
Dexter Fong: There is a Spanish Rose in harlaam
Principalpoop: woody allen, something rose
cease: we were on a bus. someone thru a burning trashcan in frontr of the bus so it had to stop
Principalpoop: no no, don't stop
Dexter Fong: There is also a Spanish Joe, SpANISH sID, ADN sPANISH aBU aSSAD
Dexter Fong: sorry
cease: buildings around us were erupting in flame
cease: i love spain and i lvoe roses, ok, what is not to love here?
Principalpoop: no hablo espagnol, that is a problem
Dexter Fong: Welcome to Spanish Rose Development...Buenos dias....
cease: yeah it was sometimes a problem when i was there.
cease: i msut sreiously study spanisih befoe i go back
Dexter Fong: Poop: Please come to Arizona
cease: my wife wants to go on that long pilgrimate accross oorther spain
Principalpoop: they speak so fast, and put that damn upside down question in mark, in front of questions, ?Is up with that
cease: i want to eat at some restaurants in teh basque country
Dexter Fong: Cat: Will there be whipping and pain
Principalpoop: they say hello how are you doing, sounds like a riot starting, all excited lol
cease: lol. my wife would immediately execute anyone who thought so
Principalpoop: basque is where bisquick comes from, a translation error
cease: she just wants to find out if she an watch 800 k or whatever. no interest in jesus, thankfuly
Dexter Fong: A Pilgragage is not without ts consequencous
Dexter Fong: consequences
Dexter Fong: ah
Dexter Fong: that's
Dexter Fong: better
cease: she recently read som ejapanese book by someobyd who did it so she want to as well
Principalpoop: dante? merlin? noo, milton? noo, my brain is useless, who wrote the canturberry tales?
Dexter Fong: I think thats at least a top three Pilgramage
Principalpoop: bilbo?
Dexter Fong: Caterbury tales/
Principalpoop: otis?
Dexter Fong: The arch bishop
Dexter Fong: Otis and the magic elevator?
Principalpoop: anyway, they had lots of pilgrimage stories in that
Dexter Fong: I can take you higher
cease: i have them jpstairs but too far to owalk
Dexter Fong: Then skip dude
Principalpoop: by now it should have come to me, that is an easy question, i am senile
cease: chaucer
Principalpoop: ahh yes yes yes oh my
cease: you are far from senile, poop
Dexter Fong: Pollo el Chasseur
Principalpoop: thanks cat
Dexter Fong: But close to de nile poop
cease: i thik the firesign is the greatest antidote to seniliyt, alzhiemers et al
Principalpoop: i was 18 credits away from being an english major, that is not good to have that slip my mind
cease: but you can prove me wrong, poop
Dexter Fong: and no great help to spelling =)))
Principalpoop: yes cat, it does require attention, focus, humor
cease: a mind is a terible thing to slip
Principalpoop: keep the gears running and lubricated
Dexter Fong sings " SLip sliding away
Principalpoop: still crazy after all these years
cease: the slipso kid, he was a blend of mine
Dexter Fong: Get yourself a dog cluth and power shift that sucker into third
Dexter Fong: clutch
Principalpoop: slip rider, is a little higher
Dexter Fong: The Calypso Kid he was a steel drum player
Principalpoop: do girls still wear slips?
Dexter Fong: As scars on their souls poop
Principalpoop: sounds serious fong
cease: and ronald reagan satarring as Cheif in Slip Sliding Away, the story of a DA gone bad
Dexter Fong: Comedy/Drama...Drama/Comedy....HistoicoTradgedy?FARCE
Dexter Fong: YOUR PICK
cease: i'm not a prick. i jsut play one on chat.
Principalpoop: 7 Billion a month for afghanistan, you want comedy,drama, farce, history?
Dexter Fong: If ronald reagan as pres......why not -please- Arnold
cease: you get what you pay for
Principalpoop: could NYC spend 7 billion a month fong?
Dexter Fong: pay for or pray for
Principalpoop: what kind of schools and roads would you have?
cease: canada too is losing soldiers there. a total waste
Dexter Fong: Roads to nowhere, schools to the same place
cease: ths isnt ww 2
Principalpoop: it does not even have a beach
Principalpoop: use the money and take cuba
Dexter Fong: Don't forget, those brave boys are up there in heaven with their 2 1/2 virgins
Principalpoop: i bet fidel would sell for 7 billion a month
Dexter Fong: Sell what
Principalpoop: cuba
Dexter Fong: Cigarw?
Dexter Fong: Mules?
Dexter Fong: His remembrances
Principalpoop: the suburbs of guantonimo
Dexter Fong: Now a Movie with antonio banderas as JFK
Principalpoop: nathan whats his name could fly a salvation army girl down to havana for a meal again
Dexter Fong: Marc Antonio *is* Che
Dexter Fong: Nathan Hotodog
Dexter Fong: Patti Lupone sings as JAQUI K
cease: che wanna, che gotta
Principalpoop: and now, ww2 took less time cat
Dexter Fong: What'sa commona goinah
cease: my dad was in ww2
Dexter Fong: My dad was a block warden
cease: bergman seems to alk about his army time a lot on ihis new show
Principalpoop: all the males of that generation in my family were, many did not come back
Dexter Fong: He had a flashlight and everything
cease: in nyc, dex? wer eyo bombed?
Principalpoop: and one of those hats? cool
cease: ok, i'll top loling here
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Dexter Fong: If you didn't turn out your lights and pull down your dark shades, he'd peek into your house
Principalpoop: loling all you want
Principalpoop: gosh, I was a block warden when growing up, and did not even know it
Dexter Fong: If you we'rent dressed he point his flashlight at you
cease: sounds like a doors lyric, dex
cease: did you see yesterdays' pbs doors show?
Dexter Fong: As a last desperate measure, he'd break on through to the other side
Principalpoop: one couple was so ugly, I tapped on the window and asked them to turn off the lights and close the drapes when they have sex
cease: i hadnt known of michale mclures' influence on morrison before
Dexter Fong: He was immune to restraining orders
Dexter Fong: Cat: I didn't know of that but I can see it
cease: maybe they'd do the same to you poop
Principalpoop: no doubt
Principalpoop: old jokes happen to old jokes
Dexter Fong: He was a poet first...and managed to find a group that could work with him in a poetic setting
Principalpoop: i knew that part, not who he had read in particular
cease: his musicians were first rate
cease: of that era and of all eras
cease: i was a high school student when the doors were playing high schools in la in the mid 60s
Dexter Fong: We can whip their eyes and make them cry]
cease: we were all delighted when they became the la beatles in 67 with their firsat album
cease: i want the world and i want it NOW
Dexter Fong: Beatles? ha...they didn't even know what a vegamite sandwich was
Principalpoop: la woman and roadhouse blues always cheer me up and get my feet tapping
cease: they wrote a lot of great music in a short time when a lot of other great music was happening. i dont think that's a coincidence
Dexter Fong intones "Rider on the Rain"
Principalpoop: yes cease, cosmic something going on
Principalpoop: i think it will happen again, probably not in my lifetime
Dexter Fong: A great time for sooo many bands pursuing different ends
Principalpoop: another tide, that might keep going instead of being stopped
Dexter Fong: I haven't been so excited about pop music until Lady GaGag
cease: i listen t o music mostly to get ideas for videos i'm worknig on
cease: if i had gone to nyc in in the 70s, it woul have been to see some jazz artsit
cease: notw its food
cease: at least nyc keeps itself as a frontier
Dexter Fong: Well Pilgrim, this frontier's a little too crowded for me so I guess I'll be moseying alohg
Principalpoop: hold that thought and that bus
cease: what else are cities for?
cease: off we go, dex
Principalpoop: next week, all be good and safe
||||||||| "12:12 AM? I'm late!" exclaims cease, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
Principalpoop: ciaooo
Dexter Fong: Cities are for being sissyfied
||||||||| "12:12 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Principalpoop, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Dexter Fong: Night Poop
||||||||| It's 12:20 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
walter ego
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Rogues' Gallery:

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Peggy Blisswhips

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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"