A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 07, 2010 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Outside, the 5:43 AM downtown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Bozo Boy coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Bozo Boy:

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||||||||| "Hey Bozo Boy!" ... Bozo Boy turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 5:44 AM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| RedPillTweeny bounds in at 7:48 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| It's 8:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers ah,clem into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:48 PM, then departs.
||||||||| New CNI streaming notice: '"a few minutes with FireSign Theatre" at about 9 eastern, Dwarves and Roller Maidens'
||||||||| At 8:49 PM, ah,clem vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Dexter Fong', just granted probation at 8:59 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 07, 2010 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood ushers cease into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:01 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat
cease: Hey Dex
Dexter Fong: Glad to be home?
cease: Doc will have to call you to get you to say "ageist"
cease: Always delighted to be home.
cease: I got him to play Texas Phil and Lili played Proctoman.
cease: Per Se still hasn't sent me the drinks list. I emailed them yesterday about that.
Dexter Fong: I was wondering, how would you feel if I said it in an old timers voice, and pronounced it "age-eist" kinda close to "aatheist"?
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bambi close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:05 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the sitting room.
cease: sounds great
Bambi: Hello Dear Friends :-)
Dexter Fong: Hi Bambi
cease: and speaking of actors in my comedy
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:05 PM and ah,clem bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
ah,clem: hi all
cease: i sent you an email about an hour ago, bambi. did you get it?
Bambi: hey Clem :-)
Dexter Fong: Hi Clem..was listening to CNI but it went away
Bambi: yes, got the reply email as well :-)
cease: yes it dissappeared
cease: lots for you to say in Tangland.
Bambi: well should be back...JL had to pick it up for the live sow
Bambi: show
cease: have you heard any of the Tang poems Ossman ends the podcasts with?
Dexter Fong: You keeping pigs now Bambi?
cease: not spotted pigs i trust
Bambi: LOL Dex ... nope, don't even keep chickens right now ... until spring
Dexter Fong: Spting chickens...they're the best
cease: elayne wanted to go to that restaurant but was unhappy with what she got, unlike the rest of us.
Dexter Fong: Spitting chickens
Dexter Fong: Clem..Should I reload CNI?
Bambi: have heard only one of the podcasts and was on the road at the time Cat ... but will do the best I can :-) you want me to play it serious and just put a little pause between each ingredient?
Dexter Fong: Hmmm....Bambi, should I reload Clem?
Bambi: yes, load it again Dex
cease: aha, the clem voice
Dexter Fong: Locked and loaded
Bambi: the pause so you can split them apart?
Bambi: yea! glad you got it Dex
Bambi: Clem is explaining the lapse
cease: exactly, bambi. listen to ossman's readings of the tang poems first.
cease: its at the end of every show
Bambi: is it on every show?
Bambi: ok great
cease: yes
cease: i havent heard today's but every show before
Bambi: have two downloaded and listened to one while on the road
Bambi: will try to re-listen to the end and listen to the end of the other one to give me a feel for it
cease: can you send me an mp3 of your reading as an attached file, or a Send This File
Bambi: will see if I can get JL to record it for me through the same mic we use for the show
Bambi: sure, will send you an mp3 file, either in email or Send This File (depending on size of file)
cease: great
cease: we recorded Elayne at her house on Saturday and Doc doing various parts on Sunday
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and BBcueTween disembarks at 9:15 PM.
cease: We need Dex to say one word to Doc on the phone too.
cease: hi tween
Dexter Fong: Hi Tweeny
BBcueTween: Hey cease
BBcueTween: You have nothing to be afraid of, but me
Bambi: hey Tween
BBcueTween: evenin', mam
Bambi: *tap* *tap* *tap* ... is this thing on? ;-)
Bambi: that's great that you were able to record Elayne at her house
Dexter Fong: Good accoustics?
Bambi: and Doc doing various parts ... you mentioned you got Lily to do some too, right? and Dex will do some too ... cool
Dexter Fong: Bambi: Cat gave my parts to doc =((
Bambi: they don't make monitors like they used to....
BBcueTween: The Court Jesters of the US A
Bambi: oops
BBcueTween: Fine work
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Principalpoop falls out at 9:23 PM.
Bambi: hey princep
cease: dexter is just playing himself
Principalpoop: hello o o o
Dexter Fong: Hey Poop
BBcueTween: Hey P
cease: hi poop
Principalpoop: dexter is playing with himself?
cease: i promised ossman i'd have it in his mail box this month
Principalpoop: hi bambi all
Dexter Fong: and no new joiners
Principalpoop: sorry i missed last week, how was the trip?
cease: he plays an old man, poop. it's a stretch, but i think he can do it
cease: it was A Trip!
Principalpoop: where do I sign up to become a hall monitor?
BBcueTween: What are you going to do with this, Vesspeucci?
Dexter Fong: A stretch...Hey this is radio, no need for phsicality
BBcueTween: Turkey?
Principalpoop: i can dig it, far out man, and groovy
cease: thanks to dex's hospitality, lots of art and food. also had great time with Elayne and Robin and over in Connecticut with the Technicals
Bambi: you are the Principal, you don't need to become a hall monitor, or if you want to, just talk to yourself princep ;-)
BBcueTween: Mmmmm good turkey
Principalpoop: dexter hospitality, never thought I would see those 2 words in the same sentence
Principalpoop: ahh i forgot, good idea bambi, where can I put your gold star?
cease: i never got to sample the cooking he's always raving about though
Dexter Fong: and you'll never experi3nce them either poop
Principalpoop sobs at never seeing dexter's digs
Bambi says just punch your monitor with your open palm (that has 5 points)
||||||||| H. Stones enters at 9:27 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
H. Stones: Greetings
Bambi: hey Stones
BBcueTween: FST on the Oriet Express
Principalpoop: good evening your highness
BBcueTween: Hey UK
cease: hi stones
Principalpoop: with my paw?
H. Stones: Hands out trays of scones and cookies with cups of tea
Bambi: LOL princep
H. Stones: and they are mandatory
Dexter Fong: Evening Stones
Principalpoop: this scone is stall, what is going on here
BBcueTween: mordor mystery
Principalpoop: stale
Principalpoop: i meant to say stale
H. Stones: Evening Stones sounds like a neolithic Newspaper
Bambi: tea time? wow, do we have to wait till 4 PM BT to eat them?
BBcueTween: yu 1/2 ling?
ah,clem: wait, this tea may be drugged..., ah, yes it is!
Principalpoop: a rolling stones cover band, only for night clubs
H. Stones: no Bambi, its a 24 hour service
Bambi: great! dig in folks :-)
Bambi: a rolling stone gathers no moss...
Principalpoop: my scone is stale I say, what is the rod?
Bambi: or would that be a rolling Stones?
Principalpoop: are you hole ling?
BBcueTween: let it beed
Bambi: better than an rolling tumbleweed...
H. Stones: there aint no moss on my scones
Principalpoop: how long can that stone roll anyway, moss sooner or later
Bambi: LOL
||||||||| "Hey H. Stones!" ... H. Stones turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:31 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
BBcueTween: We're Yellow River!
Principalpoop: you shave down south stones? wink wink
cease: still rolling, still stoning
BBcueTween: That's why
Principalpoop: ahh he left
||||||||| H.Scones tiptoes in around 9:32 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Principalpoop: he came back
Bambi: woah...now he really does have Scones to hand out
Principalpoop: ahh these are hot stones
H.Scones: Tween, we have orange river in Budapest right now
Principalpoop: hot rocks was a good album
Bambi: Catherwood would you pour some little plates and napkins to everyone
||||||||| Catherwood gets some little plates and napkins to everyone.
Bambi: well for everyone would have been better
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'Elayne', just granted probation at 9:33 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Principalpoop: too late, I wolfed mine, heavy on the 30 weight next time scones
Principalpoop: Hi E
Bambi: hey Elayne :-)
ah,clem: hi E!
cease: hi el
H.Scones: Hi Elayne
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne: Geting all psyched for the Com-Con?
BBcueTween: Roto needs libracation
BBcueTween: Hry NY
cease: i hope robin is successful
Principalpoop: commies having a convention? i thought they gave up
H.Scones: i still have some spare Fajitas, PP
BBcueTween: Waljing>
Principalpoop: with elephants or yellow dots on them?
BBcueTween: Wal-jing?
Principalpoop: oops, I thought you said pajamas
Elayne: I am now, Dex. I'm stent-free and can presumably walk correctly again. Although my back has just started to hurt a bit (probably just overtired)>
BBcueTween: Must be some serious crosses
H.Scones: bi need to stand on formality,, PP
Dexter Fong: Wal-jing^
cease: glad to hear walking capacity has improved
Principalpoop: my back hurts too, but I have done nothing, what causes that?
Dexter Fong: Pain
Bambi says I'll take a beef fajita with lots of sweet and hot peppers if you have some
H.Scones: usually its doing something, Poop
Principalpoop: ahh right, ok, thanks
cease: you're human, poop
Dexter Fong: Original Pain
Principalpoop: thank you cat, what a nice thing to say
Dexter Fong: or nearly so
Elayne: Well Cat, you saw me last weekend. It felt like my left leg wsasn't working properly. That feeling, thankfully, is now gone.
BBcueTween has re-read Vonnegut's "Nreakfasy Of Champions"
Bambi: yes, glad to hear you are walking better E!
H.Scones: coming right up Bambi, stand well back
BBcueTween: Breakfast
cease: good to hear, el
Principalpoop: cool E, what is that song about finding your kicking boots?
Bambi: LOL Stones
cease: loved the pic you took of me through the glass
BBcueTween me thinks you are machines
Bambi: thanks!
cease: i think i'l lbe posting video to my blog
cease: hope to have the reflections vid up tomorrow
Principalpoop: ahh rock and roll never forgets
H.Scones: Theree's a waitress on a skateboard coming at you with a bucket of cluck..... your in luck!
BBcueTween: and likes to sleep in a good hotel
Dexter Fong: never forgets....what?...
Elayne: I have no idea what song you're talking about PrinPoop...
Principalpoop: i forget
Bambi: those boots were made for walking, and that's just what I'll do...one of these days, these boots will walk all over you... (that one?)
Elayne: Glad you liked the photo, Cat.
Principalpoop: bob seeger, maybe
Principalpoop: but that is good one too, nancy sinatra
Elayne: Sorry, really overtired (thanks to the cat) so I'm not very quick on the uptake tonight.
BBcueTween: Mmmmm Austin supremacy
cease: can you send it to me? i'd like to put it on my blog as intro to reflections
Principalpoop: i was teasing you can go dancing again E, a song about that
H.Scones: goes to get more scones, bbs
Elayne: Cat, Msg me the email address and I'll do it right now.
BBcueTween: Well, you know about Asians in the USA
Dexter Fong: all too well
BBcueTween: kwai chain kurt
H.Scones: is that a guitar hero song
Bambi rubs her hands together ...wonder what kind of scones Stones will bring back this time ... wonder if he has any raspberry ones...
Principalpoop: I loved the onion video about our AI overlords
BBcueTween: 'you really don't want to do that...'
H.Scones: the next batch are red cherry and raisins
Principalpoop: get me a spotted dick please scones
BBcueTween: Very good bugs tree
cease: i didnt see that, poop. is it on the onion site now?
Elayne: Just sent it, Cat.
cease: thanks, el
H.Scones: careful PP, we only just finished the course of injections from the last batch
Principalpoop: it was a while ago
BBcueTween: Prescent Japan
Elayne: Did you get it okay, Cat? I used my Mac mail account, I don't use that very often.
ah,clem: caterwood, please give Principalpoop a spotted dick
H.Scones: its true there are no flies on me, but you can still see where they have been
Bambi: will have to go check out the picture on the reflections area of the blog later
ah,clem: catherwood, please give Principalpoop a spotted dick
||||||||| Catherwood gets principalpoop a spotted dick.
H.Scones: he gave us all spotted dicks last time and they put up the health charges
cease: yes got it and filed it, el. thanks
ah,clem: well, he asked for it
H.Scones: yes clem, we should be careful what we wish for
Bambi: lol
H.Scones: especially in an election year bambi
Principalpoop: http://www.theonion.com/video/in-the-know-are-we-giving-the-robots-that-run-our,14200/
Principalpoop: oh wow, thanks
cease: speaking of robots, dex played me a dear friends episode with a robot i hadnt heard before
Dexter Fong: Happy Harry
Principalpoop: wait, this spotted dick is raw
Principalpoop: which is just perfect hehe
H.Scones: i heard yesterday that Bill Gates wants to close off the net to anyone with an infected computer
cease: and doc also had another df. i think there's a real treasure trove of dfs awaiting us
Principalpoop: anybody with a windows OS???
Elayne: Only at work, PrinPoop.
Principalpoop: watch your language please
BBcueTween: We have met the enima, and they is us
H.Scones: i have four windows machines and all of them work some of the time
Principalpoop: 7, xp, 2000 and 98 stones?
H.Scones: no 98 but two dos machines
Bambi: I have heard that some colleges will disallow people on their network if infected, or without specific level of updates or windows versions and sanctioned security programs
Principalpoop: spanish pcs?
H.Scones: Los Bravos operating system, the music is terrible
Dexter Fong: Illegals?
Principalpoop: low rider is a little highar
Bambi: and disallow certain types of traffic too
H.Scones: Bambi, thats the kind of thing that the twat called Gates wants to spread
H.Scones: soon, the USA will exist on a net of its own
Principalpoop: it is not the pcs fault, shoot the owner
Dexter Fong: Wrong Stones..50 separate but equal nets
Bambi: and the gov apparently is working on some sort of blacklist according to an article I read on a national news service
H.Scones: i tried that Poop, but now i dont have any friends on Facebook
Bambi: I have friends on Facebook, but I am not on Facebook LOL
Elayne: Depends on what you mean by "friend."
Principalpoop: i think a blacklist is a super idea. we need more security and secrecy
Elayne: Depends on what you mean by "Face" and "book" as well.
||||||||| Caterino sashays in at 9:54 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
H.Scones: i read only good books, Elayne
Dexter Fong: I'm on Assbook....just for my enemys though
Principalpoop: nice knockers
Elayne: Evenin' Bob!
Dexter Fong: Hey BC
H.Scones: i saw you were on Rackbook, Poop
cease: hi cat, er, ino
Caterino: I am on the Italian version, "Shud up a u facebook
Principalpoop: any of you morons have any idea why I have no friends?
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:55 PM and late as usual, it's My name is Nobody, just back from Elmertown."
Elayne: Evenin' Nob!
Principalpoop: hi nobody
Bambi: low men in yellow coats in the dark tower?
Dexter Fong: Poop: Not yet but I'm working on that
Caterino: Dex, E,ayne Bambi BBcueTween cease Dexter Fong Elayne H.Scones My name is Nobody Principalpoop ah,clem
H.Scones: my name is Legion
Bambi: looks like nobody is here ;-)
Principalpoop: yellow men in dark coats in the low tower?
Caterino: Poop, I am your friends, all three of me
Bambi: hey Caterino :-)
Caterino: I saw no one before, but Nobody now
Principalpoop: thanks bob, lend me money that you have no expectations of me returning
Caterino: Bambi long time sweety
Bambi: how's it going Bob?
Principalpoop: santa fe new mexico, nobody lives there
Caterino: I will Pooper but um, about that five I loaned ya.
Caterino: I am fine now, long time kidney stones here, not to be confused with Hemlock Stones
Bambi: kick the can...another way to do that Clem ;-)
Elayne: I think I'm calling it a night. Long day, what with the hospital visit and all. Can I please not go in for any more procedures for the next few months?
Principalpoop: i paid that back at the birthday party I threw for you bob, dontch yah remember?
Bambi: hey Clem! I hear ya!
Principalpoop: glad you feel better E, keep getting better
Bambi: hey Elayne, so good to see ya
cease: i hope your wish is granted, el
Bambi: glad you are feeling better
Caterino: nite E
Elayne: Night!
||||||||| At 9:59 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elayne!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dexter Fong: ENjoy Com-COn Elayne
Bambi: let's keep our fingers crossed on that one Elayne!
Caterino: Bam, hope you are feeling ok these days
Principalpoop: try cocoa butter and aloe, you will feel wonderful hehe
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and pipes up "Presenting 'doctecazoid', just granted probation at 10:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bambi: doing well enough and keeping busy ...
Bambi: hey doc!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: the doctor is in
doctecazoid: hi all
Caterino: Hey Doc Tech Zoid
Dexter Fong: Hey Doc
cease: hey doc
My name is Nobody: roller maidens is one of my favorites
doctecazoid: gotta tellya, i'm really bushed so my stay here may be brief
Bambi: LOL
doctecazoid: still recovering from the weekend
Principalpoop: i am obamaed
cease: i know how hard you work, doc
ah,clem: hi Doc
Bambi: heard that Doc, just great that you could stop in for a bit
Bambi: hear you all had a real nice visit and were recording fools ;-)
doctecazoid: so... let's drink!
cease: i just worked at enjoying all of your and lili's hospitality. not the same thing
||||||||| 10:03 PM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
cease: back to my favourite cidre.
Principalpoop: HI m
Merlyn: hey
cease: hi merl
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
Bambi: Catherwood, please pour everyone their favorite lovely beverage
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone their favorite lovely beverage.
Caterino: Merl, how U doin
Bambi: hey Merl :-)
doctecazoid: not the same thing - but an incredible stimulation
doctecazoid: hey merl
Principalpoop: that is classic nobody
H.Scones: another bucket of tea please
Caterino: I am not speaking to Nobody, I am acting as if he doesn't exist.
My name is Nobody: if i were still workin radio i would play this song for sure
Bambi: earl grey?
Principalpoop: i want a hard candy scones, what flavors you got?
doctecazoid: or al green?
cease: doc, i sent bambi the list of tang ingredients, from wiki and my reading labels at safeway today
Caterino: Earl the Pearl
Principalpoop: Duke Nukem Radioactive Green
My name is Nobody: zane grey?
H.Scones: Hard Cack and Goat Custards is all i got left, Poop
Bambi: al green ... been awhile since I heard him
cease: you got them all, bambi?
Principalpoop: Cack? ahhh it has been years
doctecazoid: good - i look forward to incorporating the lines
Principalpoop: a new corporation? hire me
Caterino: Not in my face either
H.Scones: soft inside though poop, once you get through the crust
Principalpoop: I can do lines hehe
cease: can yu get dex to say ageist on the phone? he had some ideas for that earlier on chat
doctecazoid: i keep thinking bambi should sound like rocket j squirrel
Bambi: I have three different lists of ingredients to record for it :-)
doctecazoid: yes cat - and i have both his phone #s
Bambi: LOL
cease: pretend its' poetry, bambi
Caterino: Hey, I did a movie, small part but I think I did well. It payed for three weeks and now heading to film festival.
Bambi smiles ... will do my best
My name is Nobody: wonderful Bob
doctecazoid: dex i can give you a call on sunday - does that work for you and if so, what's the best time to call?
Caterino: More Than Diamonds. a thriller, I was comicrelief.
doctecazoid: monday is a work day so the call would need to be an evening call
Caterino: of I am sorry, I am stepping on lines.
Merlyn: sounds good, caterino
Dexter Fong: Doc: Got family, kids, gran kids coming for weekend, are you off Monday (Columus Day)?
Bambi: LOL Bob
cease: good for you, bob
H.Scones: careful with that third line, it packs quite a punch
doctecazoid: dex: sadly no, we get very few holidays off where i work
doctecazoid: only the major ones
Caterino: Punch goes great with scones. Is it true that in the UK a cupcake is called a cookie?
doctecazoid: and a tire is called a tyre?
Dexter Fong: Doc: Do you expect to be around the house most of sunday...watching fooball etc?
doctecazoid: and skedule is shhhedule?
H.Scones: a cookie is a biscuite around these parts bob
Principalpoop: llan was up for that part, you cad
My name is Nobody: cookies are called biskits
Principalpoop: afk
Merlyn: Is this it? http://www.morethandiamondsmovie.com
cease: put a ty er in your tank
Caterino: What about a fortgnit?
Caterino: Yeah, thanks Merl
H.Scones: i am two week for one of those
doctecazoid: dex: i plan to be at home all day sunday - excepting errands lili wants me to run with her, which tend to be unshhhheduled
Dexter Fong: A fort gnit...the most deadly kind
doctecazoid: forket knight
doctecazoid: forked
doctecazoid: forget the knight - how about the daze?
Bambi: drat ... no Draconid meteor shower this year ... we missed several streams .. but at least we didn't cross the streams ;-)
Dexter Fong: Doc: I'll call you sunday at some point shouldn't take long since Cat took away my parts
Caterino: Is it also true that most everyone in England are politicians, because they seem to all be governors.
doctecazoid: dex: that sounds so painful
Caterino: ello Governor
doctecazoid: but ok - call my cell if you don't get me at home
cease: there'll be more, dex. parts for everyone who wants one
Dexter Fong: And he didn't even give me a local
doctecazoid: parts is parts
H.Scones: i wish it was true bob, most people here are as apathetic as they are over there
Caterino: Ide give an arm and a leg for better parts
Bambi: only among some of the classes Bob...
Bambi: lol
Caterino: Well, ello Governor, that is a sticky wicket now isn't it
doctecazoid: are those my classes - i was looking for them, can't see a thing
Caterino: Bambi, I didn't pay attention in some of my classes either
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:15 PM and Bunnyboy waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bunnyboy: Greetings, Ozinears!
doctecazoid: beeee beeeee!
cease: hi bun
Bambi: hey Bunny :-)
H.Scones: over here we have class based money and over there you have money based class
Caterino: Class warfare is a scam. I think there are two kinds of people in the world, smart and stupid.
cease: are you an ozinear?
Merlyn: hi bb
Dexter Fong: Hi Bunny
Caterino: Bun
Bunnyboy: cat: As soon as they'll have me.
Bambi: yes, sad in both directions, isn't it Stones?
doctecazoid: there are ten people in the world: those who can count in binary and those who can't
Bambi: errr, Scones
cease: i havent been able to get anywhere on that site from the ozineers page
cease: lol doc
Bambi: very true Doc LOL
Bunnyboy: I think they're waiting until they get back from California, to launch the pay site.
Caterino: my damn clock doesn't work right. It only does, "tick, tick tick. I brought it to a german clock maker and he said, "We have ways of making it tock."
doctecazoid: which pay site is that?
Bambi: lol
cease: that would make sense, bun
Bunnyboy: doc: RFO
Bambi: tick, tock ... tick, tock ... sounds like that actor
Bunnyboy: http://www.radiofreeoz.com/ozinears/
Caterino: Guys, my wife is crying for a massage. I hate doing it but if I dont she will beat me and sit on me, and not on my face either. Have a great night and be well
Bunnyboy: nite Bob!
Dexter Fong: Night BC
H.Scones: luxury
doctecazoid: http://www.thegoonshow.net/downloads/other/what_time_is_it_eccles.mp3
cease: by bob
Bambi: enjoy Bob and see ya next time
Caterino: See ya next week? Same fire......
cease: sell kebobs
H.Scones: see ya later agitator
Bunnyboy: ...time.
Bambi: after while crockagator?
doctecazoid: re ozinears site: yes i expect that won't move forward until after the firesign tour wraps up
doctecazoid: nite bob - and that uncle of yours
Merlyn: cya caterino
Dexter Fong: Dic: Thanks for the Goons =))
BBcueTween: be kind
BBcueTween: enola
Bambi: rewind?
doctecazoid: dex - check out the downloads page of thegoonshow.net, many tasty items there
doctecazoid: granola
Bambi: just started a new site that would love for you all to check out: http://www.5buckreview.com
doctecazoid: rock-ola (loved those old juke boxes)
Bunnyboy: Any Raymond Scott fans? Scott Warnow (his son) has just released DECONSTRUCTING DAD, an extensive documentary, on DVD.
H.Scones: My home town is Eccles, trying living in that
BBcueTween: you noh something?
Bunnyboy: http://scottdoc.com/
Dexter Fong: Bunny: I'm somewhat familiar with Raymond Scott
Bunnyboy: Can't wait to see it. Really! It won't go up on the pile, like the other 2000 plus...
Bambi: maybe some of you would like to help review some inexpensive movies for it or just join and comment on what's there
doctecazoid: i have the scott 2cd set & book
Bunnyboy: and the 3000 plus VHS, in the basement...
BBcueTween is somewhat familiar with Ironsides
doctecazoid: manhattan research
Bunnyboy: I'd pick up the DVD release of HOARDERS...but I ain't got room!
BBcueTween: You don't American Law, you have US!
doctecazoid: i saw the trailer for that movie when it was still a work in progress, good to know it's done
Bunnyboy: doc: I gots MH, as well. Cool beans, that!
BBcueTween: don't need
Bunnyboy: Oh, I'm sorry. That should be MR.
doctecazoid: now if only mark mothersbaugh could get that electronium of his going again
Bunnyboy: MH = Mental Hinkiness?
Bunnyboy: doc: Mothersbaugh is one of the interview subjects, as is John Williams. Williams' father used to play drums, in the Scott Quintet!
doctecazoid: autolite!
Dexter Fong: Blue Pee Coal
Bunnyboy: doc: Yeah, it took Warnow 10 years.
doctecazoid: six degrees of raymond
Principalpoop: give me some reference where I can jump in
Bambi: John Williams (of the awesome soundtracks fair?)
Bunnyboy: Blue Coal presents...The Shadow!
H.Scones: i just realised that Nobody could well have been Honey B Sanchez
Bunnyboy: Bambi: The same.
cease: really?
Principalpoop: i told you nobody lives in santa fe
Dexter Fong: Stones: Checked Nino and kinda thought maybe
Bunnyboy: Poop: Hold your thumb on the page. It helps.
Bambi: I thought Nobody was Bob's alter ego
H.Scones: last time i spoke she was having trouble with ID and registrations
Principalpoop: id is ok, my super ego sucks
My name is Nobody nobody fades away into nothingness
H.Scones: and who else would admit to being in NM
Bambi: guess not lol
doctecazoid: can nobody fade away to nothingness? sounds very self referential to me
Bambi: sorry to hear that Stones :-( please give Honey our best!
cease: maybe I should say "she likes it that way."
||||||||| At 10:29 PM, My name is Nobody vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Merlyn: guess you were right, doc
Principalpoop: nobody vanished
cease: appearing and dissapearing, like anything
||||||||| It's 10:30 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Caterino - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
H.Scones: so they must be still here
Bambi: Clem is fading...
Principalpoop: who bit my spotted dick?
doctecazoid: yes, she's dead now but lives on in stereo hi-fi....
H.Scones: i know how he feels
ah,clem: yup
Bambi: not anymore Clem lol
Bambi: so is Tween
Principalpoop: stereo hi-fi wi-fi of hawaii 5-0
doctecazoid: 10-4 eleanor
Principalpoop: book em nano, with robin williams as sanchez
doctecazoid: 21-50 bye
Principalpoop: i want my maypo
Bambi: 3:30ish AM ... good reason for feeling a bit faded Stones ... you are a real trooper to hang in like that!
Principalpoop: what is 21-50?
Dexter Fong: Only got dwarf paypos
Bunnyboy: Sunday is 10 10 10.
Bunnyboy: Heavy on the 30 weight.
Principalpoop: cool, super cool
Bambi: now that is special Bunny
doctecazoid: is there a lottery drawing on sunday?
Bambi: next year 11 11 11 and then 12 12 12 in 2012
Principalpoop: the number of the oversized beasts
doctecazoid: i'm all numb from these numbers
doctecazoid: baktun (sounds like a sound effect in a don martin cartoon)
ah,clem: going 10-7 after this record...
doctecazoid: at 10 2 and 4, you're always ready for more!
Principalpoop: ok good bahdy
Principalpoop: why does dr pepper come in a bottle? his wife died
Bambi: http://hubpages.com/hub/How-to-Interpret-101010-Sunday-October-10-2010-metaphysics-paranormal-experiment
H.Scones: i am all at sixes and sevens here
doctecazoid: fading fast here - gotta get some shuteye, one more hectic workday to make it through (dr pepper comes in a bottle? freezing his sperm?)
Bambi: 10 4 elinor, errr, clem
doctecazoid: (sounds kinda icky)
cease: sleep well doc
cease: all all the cats
doctecazoid: anyway, i'm dressed to the nines - for beddy bye! nytol (zzzzzzzzzzz...................
cease: pleasent kcrw lullabies to you all
Principalpoop: good luck all
||||||||| "Hey doctecazoid!" ... doctecazoid turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:37 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Dexter Fong: Night Doc
Merlyn: night oil
Principalpoop: bill cosby being a kid in elementary school admitting the number 1 he took was really a number 2
Bambi: beddy bye Doc and Lily!
Bunnyboy: Oh, nite doc and Lili!
Principalpoop: there is some joke about popeye and olive oil and wimpy
Bambi: bill cosby ... great fun
Bambi: Olive Oyl
H.Scones: well the sandman is here now so i better call it a day
H.Scones: have a good week all and above all, stay safe
Dexter Fong: Night Stones
Principalpoop: good sleep your highness
Principalpoop: love to honey
Bambi: rest well Stones
H.Scones: ty PP will do
H.Scones: she is still a bit down and overworked but she is getting there
H.Scones: sweet dreams all
Bambi: sweet dreams
Principalpoop: i am worn out too, hold that bus, best of luck all
||||||||| Principalpoop leaves to catch the 10:43 PM train to Hellmouth.
cease: off you go
Bambi: thanks Clem! always appreciated :-)
Dexter Fong: Night Poop
Bambi: sweet dreams princep
Dexter Fong: Well, gotta move the car so night to you all and thanks Bam and Clem, as always and thanks too Merlyn
Bambi: toad away.....
cease: by dex
Bunnyboy: nite Poop!
ah,clem: nytol, have a great week!
Dexter Fong: Night Cat
Bunnyboy: nite Dex!
Dexter Fong: Nite Bunny
Dexter Fong: Night John BOY
Bunnyboy: nite Bunny.,..oh, that's me!
Bambi: nytol! see ya next time!
||||||||| Bunnyboy dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Bunnyboy?! It's 10:45 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| At 10:45 PM, Bambi vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
cease: off we fly
||||||||| Around 10:46 PM, cease walks off into the sunset...
Merlyn: nite all
||||||||| At 10:47 PM, Merlyn scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| It's 11:00 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| H.Scones - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:20 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ah,clem - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
BBcueTween: grats
||||||||| "Hey BBcueTween!" ... BBcueTween turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:47 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Bozo Boy
Dexter Fong
H. Stones
My name is Nobody
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Rogues' Gallery:

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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

And, "The Home Team"