||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for August 04, 2011 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, August 04, 2011 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?" ||||||||| Catherwood enters with live cat soap close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom. ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Merlyn', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:00 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... Merlyn: hey cat coap Merlyn: soap* live cat soap: hey merl live cat soap: any more news on firesign shows? Merlyn: I haven't heard anything live cat soap: are they still playing portland live cat soap: ossie gave me the theatrre for the kirkland show but i'd rather go to portland, a city unfamiliar to me. Merlyn: I think that's the plan Merlyn: I don't really know Merlyn: they probably don't want to publicly announce anything until it's nailed down. live cat soap: makes sense ||||||||| Dexter Fong sneaks in around 9:04 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident." Merlyn: So I'd guess nothing is completely settled yet live cat soap: its easier for me to get to portland than kirkland live cat soap: and spaking of portland, her'e dex ||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'llanwyddorsomeonelikehim', just granted probation at 9:05 PM", then leaves hurriedly. llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: good evening, dear friends live cat soap: hi llan Merlyn: hey llan llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: granted probation? Dexter Fong: Hey Cat, Merlyn and llan Merlyn: hey, probation is good Merlyn: not as good as "granted libation" llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: lol Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please grant llanwydd a lovely libation ||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dexter Fong and says "oh, fuck off Dexter Fong!" Dexter Fong: My my llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: maybe he didn't like the word "grant" Dexter Fong: Someone (Catherwood) is of their meds ||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Fong live cat soap: libations are always good llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: catherwood, get me a grant ||||||||| Catherwood gets llanwyddorsomeonelikehim a grant. Dexter Fong: Oh, fuck off Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Dexter Fong and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Dexter Fong!" Merlyn: He knows 'get' but not 'grant' llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: lol ||||||||| "9:10 PM? 9:10 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Elayne should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Elayne enters and sits in the comfy chair. live cat soap: hi el llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: how's the old same place treating you, catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear llanwyddorsomeonelikehim Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Hi Elayne live cat soap: always good to see you here Merlyn: hi E Elayne: Evenin' all, from somewhere On The Road! live cat soap: you're in the middle of a kerouac novel? Dexter Fong: Working late again E? Elayne: I think this bus of bozos just ran over Jack Kerouac llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: is a kerouac anything like a bivouac? llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: or a maniac? ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and announces "Announcing 'BBQ'dTweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:13 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom... Elayne: no Dex, playing late, at the bowling alley around the corner from your old office building llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Hey Tween live cat soap: hi tween BBQ'dTweeny: Only if you set up camp on the road, LLan Dexter Fong: E: Are you in a bowling league? llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: lol live cat soap: ti jean? he be dead BBQ'dTweeny: You know like an armadillo ;) llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: no, I'm in a league of my own live cat soap: you bowl, el? Dexter Fong: And do you wear really kitschy bowling shirts with Stashoo printed over the pocket live cat soap: i used to love bowling when i was a kid. even had my own ball. electric blue Elayne: Goodness no Dex. I can't bowl to save my life BBQ'dTweeny: Yeah, I had fun bowling as well, cease Elayne: it was a social gathering w coworkers Merlyn: I've done some bowling, not lately Dexter Fong: Better learn, Elayne, someday you may have to llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I've done a few bowls, myself BBQ'dTweeny: Roller skated quite a bit as well Elayne: i almost got up to 50 live cat soap: we have 5 pin bowling in canada. much easier llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: yeah, I prefered roller skating over bowling BBQ'dTweeny: You were also part of a bonging league? Elayne: food was good though live cat soap: have any of you seen breaking bad? i'm sure bunny has Elayne: isn't that an Alan Moore comic.the League of Extraordinary Bongs? BBQ'dTweeny: Hit 106 in Austin today BBQ'dTweeny: toasty live cat soap: wow llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: holy cow live cat soap: sounds like la Dexter Fong: E: You're thinking of the League of Extraordinary Bowlers llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: it hasn't hit a hundred since I've been in florida Elayne: Zoicks. Tween! BBQ'dTweeny: Really? It's benn that bad there? I have considered that we're having some sort of contest with Phoenix llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: it's been hot though Elayne: Perhaps I am at that, Dex llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: fortunately I'll never spend another summer in FL live cat soap: vancouver is paradise this summer. Elayne: almost home. Will log on there ||||||||| Elayne leaves at 9:20 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." live cat soap: i cant imagine spending summer anywhere else live cat soap: winter can be spent better elsewhere Merlyn: the NW coast seems pretty warm in the winter to me . BBQ'dTweeny: Catherwood tell everybody they're groovy ||||||||| Catherwood snubs BBQ'dTweeny Dexter Fong: ouch llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: the NE coast certainly isn't BBQ'dTweeny: Well, I never... Merlyn: catherwood, say "everybody's groovy" ||||||||| Catherwood says ""everybody's groovy"" live cat soap: merl, compared to min, it's all warm Merlyn: why that dirty, double-quoter... live cat soap: now that i've discovered vegas, i expect to spend a lot more time there in the cold monthes here Dexter Fong: I thought you didn't much care for Vegas, Cat? Dexter Fong: Other than some of the food live cat soap: you know the origin of the term "groovy?' from american jazzz musicians in the 30s, tryiing to record grooves ||||||||| Catherwood ushers H. Stones inside, makes a note of the time (9:28 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. live cat soap: the food. dex. Merlyn: the lost city of Vegas live cat soap: hi stones H. Stones: Greetings llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I'm too young for wayne newton and tony bennett shows Dexter Fong: Hey stones, good to see you again Merlyn: hey stones llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Hey Stones live cat soap: if i can be a regular, and these already great chefs prepare especially good dishes knowing i'd appreciatre them H. Stones: i trust i find you all in fine fettle live cat soap: can see that happening Dexter Fong: llan: How about Cher or Celine? live cat soap: they already do it for assorted celebs H. Stones: must go then come back, the page is giving me some grief live cat soap: i dont wantr to be famous, just well fed llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: yes there are plenty of sordid celebs in vegas live cat soap: speaking of celebs, here's stones. Dexter Fong: Stop molesting those pages Stones, then they won't "give you grief" ||||||||| "Hey H. Stones!" ... H. Stones turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:31 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... Merlyn: they're sordid in alphabetical order Merlyn: or maybe diabolical order ||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:31 PM, dragging H. Stones by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?" llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: lol H. Stones: stop torturing me Ethel live cat soap: but it's really good grief, mrs charlie brown Dexter Fong: Aye, and would yelikeme to start torturing your regular H. Stones: my regular what ? llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: just your regular Dexter Fong: How should I know if your regular Stones H. Stones: i like to consider myself special Dexter Fong: Good job Dexter Fong: I'm going for spacial live cat soap: im watching piers morgan vs paul mc cartrney on local news H. Stones: well i have put on some weight due to the medication but not that much live cat soap: and an actual limey shows up here. what are the odds of that? H. Stones: Piers Moron is just another twat live cat soap: so is half the human race. that's why it continues to exist llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: he's mor gan than he piers H. Stones: and as i have said before, Paul McCartney is to music what Tom Cruise is to acting, i hope that clears it up live cat soap: may i peer amid your tiara? llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: not so, stones. tom cruise can't even act live cat soap: oh idon't know, stones. i enjoyed some beatle tunes her wrote live cat soap: i thought he was good in Magnolia H. Stones: he wrote a couple of half decent ones but it was so long ago that we still thatched our roofs live cat soap: but expecting cruze to act isnt the point. it's casting, not acting H. Stones: he now reckons that the Murdoch toilet paper hacked his phone, shows how desperate he is for publicity of any kind now live cat soap: woody allen wasnt acting in annie hall. can you imagine someone else playiing that role? live cat soap: with al the money he has, why would he care, stones? Dexter Fong: Kuke Wilson Dexter Fong: Luke H. Stones: the IRS llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: if he wasn't acting, he would be woody allen, not alvy singer H. Stones: having just studied todays closing stock prices, we will all be broke soon i suspect Dexter Fong: Cat: Luke Wilson in Paris Nights plays a part WOODY WOULD HAVE PLAYED BACK IN THE DAY AND REALLY FITS INTO Allen's dialogue nicely llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: but I get your point, cat live cat soap: no, the loony tanked today, great news live cat soap: i'll watch it when it appears in dvd store, dex. am imterested in that period llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: did the space shuttle come back yet? I haven't been following Dexter Fong: CAt: I think you'll get a kick out of it live cat soap: am watching dvds of breaking bad, which my friend recommended Dexter Fong: I understand breaking is something special live cat soap: we got 4 monthes feee dvd rentals when we bought the blue ray play last week llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I buy DVDs used from amazon Merlyn: I buy used amaznos Merlyn: zons* llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: LOL Dexter Fong: amazning Merlyn live cat soap: i bet the amazons aren's happy about that at all Dexter Fong: You'd never know to look at them though live cat soap: there is a Manet paiting of a woman on a horse called The Amazon Merlyn: not the "used" part, at least live cat soap: in an article in this week's New York Review of Books llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I get confused between manet and monet Dexter Fong: You buy them for the parts, merlyn? live cat soap: am i the only person here who reads that mag? llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: magritte is my favorite french painter Dexter Fong: Cat: Likely Merlyn: parts is parts llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: is ny review of books a costly periodical? live cat soap: thats like me being the nly person here who knows firesign theatre albums H. Stones: surely some mistake live cat soap: its not a cheap subsciption, but it's probably in your local library, tween llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I've heard every firesign album except box of danger and I've probably heard most of that Dexter Fong: Then again how many people on the NYR of Books chatroom would know firesign live cat soap: the conecept of every is a slippery slope live cat soap: quite a few, i ssuspect, dex Dexter Fong: Yeah probably, but not the poets live cat soap: i would like to write an article for that mag about the firesigns llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: np: sibelius Dexter Fong: What about him llan? H. Stones: I liked the Swan of Tuonella llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: what about him? like I said, he's np llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: no pulse Dexter Fong: Thought there were laws about such things llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: actually he's my favorite composer. I'm listening to Tapiola right now. Exquisite Dexter Fong: np=not present? =no problem? H. Stones: and I enjoyed Night Ride and Sunrise Merlyn: mmmmm ..tapioca . live cat soap: i gather no one else watches breaking bad llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I've never seen breaking bad live cat soap: i wonder what honey would think of it. it's set in albuqurque llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: what is? tapiola? live cat soap: when she mentinoes living there, it provides a visual input for thatr place for me H. Stones: is it one of the Lionsgate Productions they make down there ? ||||||||| Outside, the 9:53 PM uptown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving doctecazoid coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes. Dexter Fong: Albuqurque has some of the best tapioca in the country doctecazoid: koff koff... live cat soap: wow. the doc. hey mr health, llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Hi doc doctecazoid: yeah - that's me, mr. health... hah live cat soap: well hello mr. soul, i just droped by to pick up a reason Dexter Fong: Hey DOC H. Stones: Hi Doc doctecazoid: 2nd to last wednesday before surgery Merlyn: hey doc Merlyn: but today's Thursday doctecazoid: some ny review of books content is here - http://www.nybooks.com/ doctecazoid: but you probably knew that BBQ'dTweeny: Hello, Mr. Health! BBQ'dTweeny: May the surgery go smoothly, and may you be ridden of the foul invaders doctecazoid: thanks tween & all for the good wishes live cat soap: i want to write an article about firesign for for nyrv doctecazoid: the week is flying by - i'm losing track of thyme live cat soap: sage is a good substitute doctecazoid: i thought yesterday was thursday live cat soap: i look forward to going to restaurants with you and lili again in some happy future doctecazoid: the whole world is spinning ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. doctecazoid: cat: not much would make me happier doctecazoid: sage advice, that live cat soap: Fumiyo is supposed to go to Hungary next month and I'm drooling over menus for next Vegas trip doctecazoid: she's going to hungary or she's going to be hungry?
doctecazoid is easily confused live cat soap: she's rarely hungry, but her hungarian frined has invited her Dexter Fong: Hungry in Hungary or Eastern europe on one Euro a day doctecazoid: a euro a day keeps the russkies away? llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: One euro a day! LOL BBQ'dTweeny: Can a romanian be hungary? Dexter Fong: No Doc, it attracts them, like mars fleas on a ruskie sable llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I've had hungarian food. I'm not impressed. llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: balkan food is the blandest there is Dexter Fong: Goulash!!! H. Stones: Just talking with Honey and the answer is yes, she does like Breaking Bad llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: english food is rather bland but somehow it tastes good H. Stones: i couldnt talk long she is in a Greek restaurant llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: the hungarians use a lot of paprika which is such a mild spice that you have to use a lot Dexter Fong: I like Greek Food llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: greek is pretty good H. Stones: Most British food nowadays is actually foreign Dexter Fong: llan: Paprika is only as mild as the pepper it's made from llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: my favorite greek food is galactaboureco doctecazoid: lili and i are fans of breaking bad - quite a hair raising series llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: it's a kind of custard pastry made with phyllo or however you spell it Dexter Fong: llan: I was thinkg bout that but couldn't for the life o me figure how to spell it =)) live cat soap: there is a lot of good greek food. the lemon soup for example. the spinache pies Dexter Fong: Many lamb dishes llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: well, the greeks spell it differently, dex Dexter Fong: They have a good way with fish and seafood also live cat soap: the calimari, the grilled whatever, but my fave local food is eggplant stuffed with crab Dexter Fong: Dugeness? llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: lemon soup? never heard of it live cat soap: greek salad Dexter Fong: Avgolemeno on the Greek menu, llan live cat soap: rice in chicken broth with lemon. exquisite. greek staple ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:10 PM and Bunnyboy sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny H. Stones: Hi Bunny Merlyn: hey bb Bunnyboy: Hi, gang. llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I first tried greek food at a little place called the Acropol in Rome, NY live cat soap: hey bun. have you seen breaking bad? llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: Hey Bunnyboy Dexter Fong: I first tried itralian food at a little place in Athens, Georgia doctecazoid: hey bb Dexter Fong: And wo llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: you've been around, dex Dexter Fong: A long time, llan =) Bunnyboy: It's been a rough week. Our 8 3/4 Tricolor Cavalier, Henry, succumbed to a nasty bacterial infection, on Tuesday. llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: if you had succumbed, that means you're dead, bb Bunnyboy: 8 3/4 years, that is. doctecazoid: listening to 'dick nixon chevrolet' dear friends today - i never knew there was actually a "dial-a-joke" service - i never knew that the conception corporation bit was actually a parody Bunnyboy: Yup, Henry's dead. llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: oh, now I get it. I thought you meant YOU had a viral infection Dexter Fong: Ah, a deceased pet...yes, it's always sadder than you'd think live cat soap: sorry to hear that, bun live cat soap: ive had many, many deceased pets, yet am still not deceased, for some reason Dexter Fong: Expecially when they're still youngish doctecazoid: so sorry bb - our thoughts and prayers go out to you llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: sorry to hear it, bb Bunnyboy: The vets think he got spider-bit, or bee-stung, or scratched in some way. He didn't display symptoms until last Thursday, and then...he couldn't outrun it. llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I've never owned a pet Bunnyboy: No one owns a pet. live cat soap: ive rarely not owned a pet. nor can i imagine not doing so Dexter Fong: Relationship anxietes? doctecazoid: yeah, our cats own us for sure Bunnyboy: He was a great dog, was Mr. Henry. We called him The Hambone. live cat soap: i had a spider bite in barcelona. thankfuly found a doc to treat it in cordoba before it killed me H. Stones: i just regularly feed the birds in my garden, they mostly look after themselves Dexter Fong: Tough love, very BRITISH Stones Bunnyboy: It's just been so shocking. We finally rationalized it by saying to ourselves: "It's like he got hit by a car." llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: I got bit by a crab a few days ago H. Stones: they give a lot of pleasure, Dexter, it would be a sad world without our songbirds llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: on the ankle. they have them at our beach live cat soap: speakng of brits, i'm re-reading Island now. its extreme britishniss is quite alien to me llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: who wrote Island? Bunnyboy: cat, to finally answer your question: I *love* BREAKING BAD. H. Stones: i dont know it, whats it about ? doctecazoid: gang i am fading fast - gotta pack it in, one more grueling workday left - sorry for your loss bb - keep 'em flyin' Dexter Fong: Stones: We've had Mourning Doves nesting on our fire escape the last two years...On bunch of eggs last year and two separate sets this Merlyn: cya doc ||||||||| At 10:19 PM, doctecazoid runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." live cat soap: sleep as well as you can, doc ||||||||| 10:19 PM: doctecazoid jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!" doctecazoid: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzSHNXXXXzzzzzzzzzzzzz...... Merlyn: all that jumping wears you out live cat soap: i hope they stop mouring eventually Dexter Fong: Doc came out of the closet to say gnight Bunnyboy: nite doc! H. Stones: being a green, i got a lot of trees planted in this area so now the birds have moved back in ||||||||| "Hey doctecazoid!" ... doctecazoid turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:19 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... H. Stones: nighty night Doc Dexter Fong: afk fr ||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Elayne', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:20 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... Bunnyboy: Anybody else a BREAKING BAD fan? Elayne: Back, but just briefly. Bunnyboy: lo El! Elayne: Sooo much easier to type on a for-really keyboard. live cat soap: hey it's elayne at home live cat soap: you just missed doc on the run H. Stones: Hi Elayne Merlyn: ok E Bunnyboy: that's elane@home Bunnyboy: oops Elayne: Tried to get to the desktop computer when I got home, but was waylaid by Yankee game and very comfy-looking bed. Bunnyboy: Elayne@HoMe llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: well, I've got to practice my guitar etudes before it gets too late. expensive lesson tomorrow Bunnyboy: Did anybody catch the Dilbert strip this week, where Asok calls a desktop PC a "Grandpa box"? Dexter Fong: Bunny Yes llanwyddorsomeonelikehim: good night Elayne: Bye Llan!@ ||||||||| At 10:23 PM, llanwyddorsomeonelikehim dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Dexter Fong: "Wait! I'll text the nintees Elayne: And for that matter, bye to the rest of you, I'm pooped. With apologies to PrinPoop, wherever he is. Dexter Fong: Night llan
Elayne has gone bowling for beddy-bye. live cat soap: Fumiyo and I saw 3D Cave of Forgotten Dreams yesterdsy ||||||||| 10:23 PM -- Elayne left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). Dexter Fong: Night Elayne Bunnyboy: nite llan! live cat soap: well worth the drve downtown to see live cat soap: by el Bunnyboy: cat: What do you think of BREAKING BAD? Dexter Fong: I saw Cap America in #D H. Stones: a cave is just a hole on its side Dexter Fong: 3d live cat soap: it has taken me a while to get into, but my friend who demanded i see it was right. it's worth seeing Bunnyboy: In pound D? Merlyn: I like D# better Bunnyboy: They Pounded the extra 3 or 4 bucks outta ya? Merlyn: A little lower than middle C Dexter Fong: Yes sir, your car is in Pound D Merlyn: I mean higher live cat soap: no dex the herzog flick is very very much worht the invention of 3D to see Bunnyboy: Eb, same thing. BBQ'dTweeny: Be well and happy everyone. Until last time, again... ||||||||| BBQ'dTweeny leaves at 10:25 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." live cat soap: we got free tickets. lucky us Dexter Fong: Stay coool as you can Tweeny Bunnyboy: nite Tween! Merlyn: see you tween live cat soap: by hot tween Bunnyboy: cat: Does Kinski rise from the grave? H. Stones: i better go and see if i can track down Honey, see you all again soon Bunnyboy: nite Hemmie! Dexter Fong: Night STONES AND HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN SOON Dexter Fong: bleah live cat soap: merl, if the lads play portland i may take a train or some such down there to see them there, but i'm not going to drive to kirklandby stones H. Stones: i am reachable on Skype Dexter Merlyn: ok cat Merlyn: night stones ||||||||| H. Stones says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, H. Stones exits at 10:28 PM. Bunnyboy: I like Saul and Mike, from BREAKING BAD. Also, Giancarlo Esposito should be nominated for a Best Supporting Actor Emmy, next year, for the season opener. live cat soap: are those actors or character names? Bunnyboy: Actors. The lawyer, and the enforcer. live cat soap: i know only the chemistry teacher an dhis family and partner Bunnyboy: And, of course, the kingpin. Bunnyboy: SORRY! CHARACTERS! live cat soap: i barely know who i'm watching. but that's cool Bunnyboy: Actors, they don't do nuthin'. Bunnyboy: Oh, sorry! Where are you, in the series. Which season? live cat soap: season one Bunnyboy: Ah. Forget I said anything. What did I say? live cat soap: i just finished disc 3 of season one so i think it's finished Bunnyboy: They're all great seasons, but Season 3 is particularly exceptional. Bunnyboy: And they're 2 or 3 eps into Season 4, now. Ratcheting up nicely. live cat soap: i'll get three. got 4 monthes free dvd rentals when we bought the blue rayer Bunnyboy: Tuco and his boys, driving away? Dexter Fong: Tuco? From the good and he Bad etc? live cat soap: not sure Bunnyboy: Definitely, watch both 2 and 3. They start introducing some great characters in 2. live cat soap: bun, you know anything about fiesign shows in your area in nov? Bunnyboy: Dex: Tuco in BB is plenty bruto. Bunnyboy: cat: Only that there are pencil-ins for a couple of Kirkland shows. live cat soap: dex, i hope you live long enough for the firesign to play new york again, but ossman told me they'd play portland, so you mioght see them on this coast Bunnyboy: I managed to plow through 3 seasons of BB is about 3 weeks. Good stuff. live cat soap: i'll start season 2 in blue ray soon Dexter Fong: Cat: With my son relocated to SF have no reason to go to PORTLAND live cat soap: i thought your ma was in portland Dexter Fong: Eugene Dexter Fong: Also brother and his wife live cat soap: i'm not a gene, i'm a chromosome Dexter Fong: Oh X, Why? Merlyn: Portland isn't written in cement Dexter Fong: It's in two states at once live cat soap: ok, hear some shrimp gyoza calling me. see you here next week ||||||||| 10:39 PM -- live cat soap left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). Dexter Fong: Night Cat Merlyn: cya cat Merlyn: I think it's about time to go too Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn and thanks for hosting Merlyn: see you later ||||||||| Merlyn hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Merlyn?! It's 10:40 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!" Bunnyboy: Okay, then. Later, gates! Bunnyboy: Wanna jump together, Dex? Dexter Fong: God yes! Dexter Fong: Ready Dexter Fong: Set
Bunnyboy stands on the edge, falls forward Dexter Fong: GO! ||||||||| Catherwood says "10:41 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Dexter Fong by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door ||||||||| At 10:41 PM, Bunnyboy dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Dexter Fong', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:41 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... ||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
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