A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 01, 2011 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| "7:41 AM? 7:41 AM!!" says Catherwood, "Son of Firesign should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Son of Firesign enters and sits on the divan.
Son of Firesign: Don't feel alone here in the new age, because there's a seeker born every minute!"

Son of Firesign:
Son of Firesign: Everything you know is wrong, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Son of Firesign and asks "Something I can help with?"
Son of Firesign: Kick off the Thursday chat, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood kicks off the thursday chat.
||||||||| 7:43 AM -- Son of Firesign left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Son of Firesign in through the front door at 7:44 AM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Son of Firesign: Be sure to view and listen to this on the log in page under Today's Log, Catherwood, it's not my responsibility if you go insane.
||||||||| Catherwood says "I'll be sure to view and listen to this on the log in page under today's log it's not my responsibility if you go insane"
Son of Firesign: Thank you, Catherwood, don't goeth insane.
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Son of Firesign and queries "Did you want something?"
||||||||| At 7:46 AM, Son of Firesign vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 01, 2011 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Catherwood escorts cease into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:02 PM, then departs.
cease: greetings, nobody
||||||||| Dexter Fong enters at 9:04 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Dexter Fong: Hi Cat
cease: hey dex
cease: any storm problems?
Dexter Fong: No Cat, went to sleep with intermittant hard rain and gusty winds and awoke to cloudy skies but no rain and lighter gusty winds
cease: i heard from tween today that clem and bambi had been hard hit
||||||||| llanwydd enters at 9:06 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex.
llanwydd: good evening
cease: hi llan
Dexter Fong: Went shopping Sat for essentials and got them all -milk, batteries, cat food,- and got them all but bread. there was a big run on bread for some reason
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
Dexter Fong: Cat: Did you hear anything from/about doc and lili...Conn. got hit hard
llanwydd: bread is one of the fastest selling commodities
Dexter Fong whispers and insider trading tip.....buy wheat futures
cease: doc sent me an email which he said included pix but didnt
cease: but the pix were of neighbours problems, not theirs. they seem to have survived ok
Dexter Fong: They wwere washed away Cat
llanwydd: I don't know what's going on in ticonderoga but vermont is really in bad shape
Dexter Fong: Like a covered bridge
Dexter Fong: llan: It seems as tho most damage occured in the Catskill region in NYS
Dexter Fong: but yes, Vmnt really damaged
llanwydd: I don't see how ticonderoga could suffer much damage. the main part of town is about 100 feet above lake champlain
Dexter Fong: Llan: Seems like your area kinda skated on Irene, but don't worry Katia is coming =))
llanwydd: a river runs through it but the real flooding would probably be down by the sewerage treatment plant
Dexter Fong: Is it still unseasonably warm out there in Van, Cat?
llanwydd: yes, there is still katia
cease: watching us news, sez michigan, maine and vermont suffer fewer weather calamites than the other states
Dexter Fong: That waw then, this is now
cease: no, weather here quite pleasent. it rained lightly when i went shopping this aft but sunny now
llanwydd: well, I've seen some flooding in vermont
cease: yes, vmt will have to go off that list
Dexter Fong: Iv'e seen fire and I've seen rain
cease: i suppose you'
cease: seen james taylor too
Dexter Fong: ve seen sunny days that would never end?
llanwydd: the town I grew up in in NJ was very hard hit
Dexter Fong: Patterson?
llanwydd: hackettstown, nj. roads were closed and kids were swimming in the streets
Dexter Fong: In my day, we danced in the streets
llanwydd: lol
Dexter Fong: Baltimore and DC now
Dexter Fong: Seriously, I remember people dancing in the streets on V-E Day
llanwydd: yeah, dex. I saw the pictures of ve day
cease: probably not in berlin, dex
Dexter Fong: The few remaining Jews did =))
llanwydd: no, they were probably cleaning up the streets in berlin
Dexter Fong: Cleanliness is next to Arbeiten
llanwydd: what was left of the streets
Dexter Fong: The street was paved with rubles er uh rubbles
llanwydd: it would be good to hear from clem and bambi
cease: both, actually
cease: tween sed they lost power. don't know if its back
Dexter Fong: Counterfeit rubles, for the eastern fron
Dexter Fong: t
llanwydd: I hear the weather is unbearable where tween is
llanwydd: is hasn't gone above 100 all summer here
llanwydd: I remember 96 one day
Dexter Fong: That's strange, last week he was taling about all the bears coming down from the hills
llanwydd: what brought the bears down from the hills?
Dexter Fong: Migration
llanwydd: I don't even remember any hills in tx
cease: they never come up into the hills
llanwydd: lol
Dexter Fong: I didn't say they were big hills
llanwydd: I was there in 81-82
Dexter Fong: More like speed bumps
cease: speaking of firesign quotes, i was reading a book of food essays this aft and one mentioned that avacados were first called alligator pears when they first appeared in the states
llanwydd: so the bears live among the speed bumps?
llanwydd: I knew that
Dexter Fong: One wonders why they were called that
llanwydd: remember groucho's line about alligator pears in The Cocoanuts?
Dexter Fong: They dont make good hand bags or belts
cease: i should have deduced that from bozos, as the previous word dr. memory utters is avacado
llanwydd: crocagator pear
Dexter Fong: And what about crocogator, and why's they so mean
cease: in the big book of plays, its says crocogator PAIR
Dexter Fong: As in Noah and the Ark
cease: i assume getting a croc and an alligator together would cause some trouble
Dexter Fong: Mature croc beats mature gator everytime
llanwydd: groucho was trying to sell florida real estate to margaret dumont and he said, "Take it's fruit. Take the alligator pears. Take all the alligator pears and keep 'em. See if I care".
Dexter Fong: Groucho obviously knew nothing about guacamole
cease: i saw that flick too long ago to remember anything from it
llanwydd: then he talks about how hard it is to get the pear and the alligator together. "They don't like each other".
Dexter Fong: Me too Cat
Dexter Fong: Espeially that Hyeronimus Bosc pear
Dexter Fong: What a bummer
cease: at least,not a Hummer
cease: did you get that paul carr vid piece i sent you, dex?
llanwydd: np: Tales From Topographic Oceans
Dexter Fong: Antom Hummer, inventor of the tchocke
cease: his vid of his aria room
cease: i quite enjoyed his whole series, all 31 days he spent in dif vegas hotels
Dexter Fong: Cat: Haven't checked Email today so don''t know
cease: i was listening to marc maron bitch about his black jack losees while he was doing a gig at the Palms hotel last week
Dexter Fong: Cat: Was it 31 different hotles?
Dexter Fong: htels
cease: losing all the money he was there to make
cease: yes, that was the point
Dexter Fong: Black jack is a tough game
cease: anyway, after babbling about vegas for a month, i dont recall one interesting mention about the food. maron usually gushes about food, but not in vegas
cease: gambling has no more interest for me than bullfighting.
Dexter Fong: It were the gamblin' what distracted his mind
cease: i am the last person to ask about slot machines in any hotel, dex
llanwydd: I've never set foot in a casino. I'm sure I never will
Dexter Fong: Cat: I
Dexter Fong: ll keep that in mind =)
cease: i also sent you a link to an article in i think a vegas mag by a food critic i met in may. very good
Dexter Fong: afk fam
cease: john curtas. describes vegas as the food capitol of the states
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'ATweenyByAnyOtherName', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:32 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
cease: llan, if it werent for the food, i would have made the same statement.
cease: hi tween
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Hello Hello Hello
llanwydd: Hey Tween
llanwydd: keeping cool, tween?
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: barely
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Still over 100 every day here
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: and no rain
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: How about youz guys?
cease: its nice in north van
cease: my computer sez it's 66 degrees here
llanwydd: I had a little trouble with my a/c yesterday. you know how the water is supposed to drip outside the house?
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Good to hear, cease
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: That is generally preferrable, LL
llanwydd: the maintenance guy came into my apartment and poured bleach into the air conditioner. it smelled like a swimming pool in here all day
Dexter Fong: back
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Hey Dex
Dexter Fong: Hi Tweeny
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Maybe not so great to breathe
Dexter Fong: Waiter, there's a fly in my AC
llanwydd: lol
cease: give it an alligator pear
Dexter Fong: thnk llan
llanwydd: then he vacuumed up the water that had accumulated in the shag carpet
Dexter Fong: that was nice
llanwydd: there was no damage
Dexter Fong: llan: Now that I think of it, it was poop who mentioned bears
cease: i didnt know carpets shag
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: That's how rugs are made, xease
Dexter Fong: Only the kind that we do not wish to have in our households
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: *cease
llanwydd: yes there are mountains in VA that the bears could come down from
Dexter Fong: but I still maintain that Roanoke *is* the gateway to the Smoky Mountains
llanwydd: well, you can get there from there
Dexter Fong: Thank God
llanwydd: all roads lead to the smoky mountains
Dexter Fong: If your mind is clear grasshopper
llanwydd: the Blue Ridge mountains in VA are magnificent
cease: are they actually blue?
llanwydd: if you use your imagination
llanwydd: bluish green
Dexter Fong: They get very hazy
Dexter Fong: The Hendrix phenominon it's called
Dexter Fong: In fall the scent of the peyote permeates the consciousness of nearly everybody
cease: sounds like a simpsons episode
llanwydd: I used to have many, many relatives in VA. I still have a few but most were older and have either passed on or moved away
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Blueridge Haze, upsets my brain!
Dexter Fong: My mother and my fathers parents all came from ole Virginny
cease: as long as they didnt come from old virgins
llanwydd: my mothers father was from one of the oldest families in VA
cease: indians?
||||||||| Outside, the 9:46 PM uptown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Principalpoop coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dexter Fong: Oh yeah, my fathers family dates back to the Burgesses pppppphhhhtttt!
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: hehe
Principalpoop: my ears were burning
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Hey P
cease: hi poop
llanwydd: Hey Pnicpl
Principalpoop: what is the rod?
Dexter Fong: Hey poop, how's your bears?
Principalpoop: I have not seen any, just deer and turkey and foxes and skunks and squireels
Dexter Fong: Poop: rod + comforting staff
llanwydd: oh my
Dexter Fong: *+* =
Principalpoop: how is everybody doing? I have had 4 teeth taken out in the past 2 weeks, fun
llanwydd: how many do you have left, prinic
Dexter Fong: Who's counting
llanwydd: I've had two extractions so I still have 30 left
cease: bummer, poop
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'Merlyn', just granted probation at 9:49 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Principalpoop: more than a dozen left, not an official virginian yet
llanwydd: Hey Merlyn
Principalpoop: hi M
Merlyn: hey
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
llanwydd: lol
cease: hey merl
Merlyn: doc says he has power back now
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Hi Merl
cease: great news
Dexter Fong: The Virginian....if'n he don't shoot yah, he'll gum yah t'death
Principalpoop: i am addicted to AC
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: as do clem and Bambi (finally), as of yesterday
llanwydd: LOL
Principalpoop: the current and the cool
llanwydd: smile when you say that
Dexter Fong: Duck! Lllann!
Dexter Fong: ha, made yah look
llanwydd: I was looking anyway
Principalpoop: look away, dixieland
Dexter Fong wonders what quite that means "look away"?
Principalpoop: shame?
Dexter Fong: Ashamed, horrified, not involved?
Dexter Fong: Myopic?
llanwydd: it's a mystery
Principalpoop: look a way?
Dexter Fong: It's a mysery that only The VIRGINIAN CAN SOLVE
Dexter Fong: sorry
Principalpoop: old times there are not forgotten, look a way
Principalpoop: use the old ways
Dexter Fong: look a path
llanwydd: that's what it means
Principalpoop: what do I win?
Dexter Fong: an old forgotten Indian trail that's only slightly historically landmarked
llanwydd: it's probably an incomplete sentence
Dexter Fong: Yep i think that your.....
cease: the trail of tears golf course?
llanwydd: he probably meant to say. Look! I weigh 300 lbs but he got up to get dinner before he finished the line
Principalpoop: lookaway is indian for inbred cretins
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: lol
llanwydd: whoever wrote Dixie
Dexter Fong: In da Islands, brah, we call them haoles
Principalpoop: i knew a girl named dixies, flunked her driving test 5 times
Principalpoop: had an accident during one of those tests
llanwydd: because she looked away?
Principalpoop: not the sharpest knive in the drawer
Dexter Fong: were you her instructor Poop?
Principalpoop: exactly, she used to let go of the wheel and look away when scared hehe
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: she should have used a wedge
Principalpoop: not me nooo
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies no_anchovies in through the front door at 9:59 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Hey NA
Dexter Fong: Poop should have given her a wedgie
Principalpoop: ahh no anchovies
cease: you said the word "no" and he appears. just like magic
Dexter Fong: Hey no
llanwydd: it was probably inevitable that a group of people would suddenly realize at the same time that Look away is a mysterious phrase and would become obsessed
no_anchovies: np. "The Harry Yagoda Show" circa '70
Merlyn: hey ann
Merlyn: chovies
llanwydd: Hey, n_a
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
no_anchovies: any mail for me while i was gone?
Dexter Fong: It's on the board behind the bar
Principalpoop: just spam
llanwydd: I used that groucho line once in 7th grade when I came into class late
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give no-anchovies his uaual
||||||||| Catherwood brings no-anchovies his uaual.
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: I see Nino has not yet regained his powers
Principalpoop: you get good spam, i ordered the penis enlarger and bestality dvds
Dexter Fong: No Tween, alas
Merlyn: haven't done anything about it yet, tween
Dexter Fong: Poop: A 2 for 1 deal?
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: lol P
llanwydd: now we're going to get obsessed about what is no_anchovies' "usual" and spend all night guessing
Principalpoop: yes, i am still deciding to get my 2 millions dollars from nigeria or zambia
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Just glad the site is up again and working Merlyn
Dexter Fong: All of us but one, llan
llanwydd: sorry, princ. that was offered to me first
Dexter Fong: Hey, I've got a 20% interest in Nigerian and Zambian futures
Principalpoop: i was going to send the money to the kid with cancer
Dexter Fong: That's me!!!
llanwydd: they alreay have my $23,000 holding fee so I'm getting it when that guy gets out of jail
Dexter Fong: See my bald hed
cease: did he mention that was his sign, not his disease?
Merlyn: try using a card from Monopoly
Dexter Fong: Very astrological Cat
cease: this is firesign chat afterall
Dexter Fong: Iv'e got a passport from Monopoly and those airport stiffs pass it every time
Principalpoop: what is the firesign chat anyway?
no_anchovies: Hold you in his arms till you can feel his disease
llanwydd: fuerzign katze
Dexter Fong: Greater than the sum of our parts
Merlyn: It's about this long...
cease: whatever you make of it, poop
Principalpoop: come together right now, over me, sorry, wrong chat
Dexter Fong: That's what i was saying Merl
llanwydd: fuegocine del gato
Principalpoop: year of the tiger
Dexter Fong: This outburst prought to you by the Tea party
Merlyn: disney's year of the tigger
no_anchovies: what? this isn't the Marx/Lennon chat?
Principalpoop: pooh
Dexter Fong: No this is Larks/Melon
cease: we've had quotes from both groucho and john lennon here tonight
Principalpoop: las vegas drives marxists mad, they produce nothing there
no_anchovies: hello, Globetrotters... welcome to the wonderful world of snails and adventure.
llanwydd: they produce casinos
Principalpoop: they don't sell casinos, but good try
llanwydd: casino builders of the world, unite
Dexter Fong wants to see the snail mating again
Principalpoop: they sure know where milk comes from
cease: as long as they keep producing great food, i'll keep going there
Principalpoop: decadent
Principalpoop: what does that word mean anyway?
Principalpoop: 10 teeth
Dexter Fong: Good food is by no means decadent
no_anchovies: ten dents?
cease: 10 teeth?
Principalpoop: sounds greek, oops that would be dentos like mentos
llanwydd: Cat, if you eat at a casino do you have to put money in the slot machine?
Dexter Fong: You will by judged by your tendence
cease: the restaurants are separate, sort of
llanwydd: I mean do they expect you to gamble away every cent you came with?
Dexter Fong: No llan they don't
cease: if so, they're dissappointed.
no_anchovies: yeah, if ya don't play, they rough ya up.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne disembarks at 10:12 PM.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Dexter Fong: Yeah! Sucker....pull my handle
llanwydd: I should think you would have to pay for your clams casino with poker chips
Principalpoop: a mechanical arm picks you up, turns you upside down and shakes you...
cease: hi el
llanwydd: Hey Elayne
Principalpoop: Hi E
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
Dexter Fong: how'd Irene treat you
no_anchovies: howdy.
Merlyn: hey E
cease: sounds like EOBE, poop
Principalpoop: quite
Dexter Fong: Sounds like Pac Man for money
Elayne: We fared very well in the hurricane, Dex, all things considered. Did you have to evac?
Dexter Fong: or Donkey Kong for Dough
Principalpoop: and I raise you 5 thousand dollars
no_anchovies: you should be fine tho' if ya stick to the penny slots, or nickel poker.
Dexter Fong: E: Slept thru it all
Elayne: We saw lights flicker here and there but no power outage. A mile or two south, lots and lots of trees came down, not so much in our area.
Principalpoop: hurricaines make me sleepy too, the drop in atmospheric pressure
Elayne: So it turned out I didn't need those books after all. :)
Dexter Fong: Thinning the herd Elayne
Dexter Fong: afkfr
Elayne: Anyone have a Silly Site for me this evening?
cease: i am sadly lacking in silliness
no_anchovies: http://images1.dailykos.com/i/user/2722/TMW2011-08-17colorlowres.jpg
llanwydd: if I found out katia is heading straight for me I'm going to put all my most valuable possessions in my car and head out of here till it blows over
Merlyn: hmm
no_anchovies: http://images1.dailykos.com/i/user/2722/TMW2011-08-24colorlowres.jpg
no_anchovies: http://images1.dailykos.com/i/user/2722/TMW2011-08-31colorlowres.jpg
no_anchovies: (does his best to accomodate)
llanwydd: don't know any silly sites
llanwydd: except this one
Merlyn: You did fliptext.org right E?
llanwydd: I wouldn't know a fliptext from a flapjack
Elayne: I don't think so, Brian. That's a good one, maybe I'll use it.
||||||||| Bunnyboy bounds in at 10:19 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Bunnyboy: Yoyoma!
no_anchovies: flipflop springhead, READ: Doctor Memory.
Principalpoop: hip hop bunnyboy
cease: hi bun
Elayne: No_anchovies, I don't really use Tom Tomorrow's cartoons, occasionally I'll link to them but I tend not to go to cartoons as silly sites.
Merlyn: hi BB
no_anchovies: okeedokee.
Bunnyboy: SYS...STAT...MOM...MAM...MMMM...
Principalpoop: i had a good one E, I cannot find it again, sorry
Dexter Fong: Hey Bun
Bunnyboy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOHJUrcVdJk
Bunnyboy: Lil' Cthulu!
cease: oh i saw that already today, bun
Dexter Fong: and her boy friends xtluggoxo
Dexter Fong: oops that was xnancy's friend
no_anchovies: everyone knew her as Nancy.
Dexter Fong: no everyone knew her as xnancy
cease: bergman mentioned reading Nixonland on the latest RFO
cease: anyone else read that?
Dexter Fong: she had changed her name to Susan Xunderhill
cease: i read it when it came out a couple of years ago, reminded me of why i left the states
Dexter Fong: nope
cease: bergman said he was reading it cuz obama was reading it.
llanwydd: Susan Chunderhill?
Dexter Fong: Same book club?
cease: it explains the rightwing cal i grew up in all too well.
Principalpoop: betty jo bilowski
Principalpoop: i am reading inherent vice again
Dexter Fong: but everyone knew her as Carmela
cease: and that the Firesign were/are a reaction to
Bunnyboy: Susan Dundermifflin.
no_anchovies: xOz
Bunnyboy: It's what they called her at the office.
Principalpoop: Engledink Humperbert
Dexter Fong: Suzanne C'thunder C'thigh
Bunnyboy: Stateside, anyway.
Elayne: Bujnnyboy, Robin thanks you for that video, he says it's "deeply disturbing." :)
Principalpoop: always a good recommendation that
Dexter Fong: Bunny's speciallity
no_anchovies: somebody's rockin' the Lovecraft.
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: ...
Dexter Fong: Must be HP
cease: speaking of robin, did he see Sleeping Betty yet?
cease: i was really struck by the intricate drawing in it
Dexter Fong: Cat: Spin off from Ugly Betty?
cease: i had just read phoebe glockner's book and enjoy fine drawing where i can find it
Elayne: Gotta go, the Yankees went ahead again in the game against the Sox. Next week, all!
Principalpoop: night E
cease: no, a national film board short i told y'all about last week or the one before
Dexter Fong: Booooo! Elayne
cease: by el
Dexter Fong: Cat, Bunny or whoever: Keep your eye out for a film entitled "The Guard"
no_anchovies: wankees suck.
Merlyn: cya E
Dexter Fong: Eyah! See?
Bunnyboy: Nite EL!
llanwydd: which sox?
cease: is everyone speaking libyan?
llanwydd: I haven't been following it
Dexter Fong: The rights ones
no_anchovies: Catherwood, fetch my flimsy burnous?
||||||||| Catherwood gets flimsy burnous.
llanwydd: the Hampton Argylesox
Bunnyboy: Dex: Is good?
no_anchovies: reckon i speak Arabica when i've had my coffee...?
Dexter Fong: It's quite funny if politically in correct humor arouses you
Principalpoop: towel, passport
no_anchovies: deelite... border.
cease: put a towel over it. it'll go away
Merlyn: that reminds me, I should get more turkish taffy
Dexter Fong: Bun:A bit of a caper going bad for everyone?
Bunnyboy: Dex: Oh, it do!
llanwydd: in case you have turkish guests, merl?
Merlyn: no capers, no anchovies
Bunnyboy: Sounds like a play outta the director/writer's brother's book.
Merlyn: it just hasn't been around for years
cease: more capers on my tuna!
Dexter Fong: and none of them mokey shines enither
Dexter Fong: monkey
Principalpoop: pah capers, give me pimentos
llanwydd: I don't know what anybody likes about capers
Dexter Fong: Try the wee stuffed cappers with wee pimentos laddie
llanwydd: you couldn't taste them if they didn't have a ton of salt in them
cease: randy newman song, Jolly Capers on Parade
Principalpoop: should I buy and start wearing a cape?
Dexter Fong: An old Negro spiritual work song
cease: i love them on good lox, and also grenobiloise cooking, like the tuna steak i had at the restaurant dex took me to
Principalpoop: if so what color and style? black, red? sherlock holmes?
cease: also a greast piece of cod i had in vegas
Dexter Fong: Poop: The cape works try these Jimmy Chu's
cease: watch out for that cliff, Jimmy
cease: well, now he knows the harder they fall
Principalpoop: we had a guy in the navy who wore a cape, married a scotish woman
Dexter Fong: Oh cod, that reminds me poop....the velvet codpiece
Principalpoop: who divorced him upon arrival in california and took his house and everything hehe
cease: firesign pal sam longoria has a cape. dont konw how often he wears it, a gift from his wife as i recall
llanwydd: and I suppose the scottish woman wore a kilt
Dexter Fong: Poop: I know him.owns the cape and the kilt pub
Principalpoop: i never met her, just heard the story hundreds of times
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Pretty nasty, P
Principalpoop: maybe I would like capers if I wore a cape
llanwydd: that's an interesting story, princ. do you happen to know on what grounds she divorced him?
Dexter Fong: California llan
llanwydd: LOL
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: lol
Dexter Fong: Where else?
Principalpoop: just incompatible is what he said, I suspect mental something about guy who wears a cape all the time
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Too warm and sunny for a Scot woman?
Dexter Fong: But when he puts on the kilt, look out!
Bunnyboy: He promised her Cape Cod...and delivered the cape, and the velvet codpiece.
llanwydd: incompatible. that's disgusting
llanwydd: so she took his money and went back to scotland?
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: lol Bun
Principalpoop: house and alimony too, she found her ticket
Merlyn: got off scot-free
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: jeeze
Dexter Fong: Aye Bunny, but she was sore disappointed in what was behind the codpiece if yah know what I mean
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: lol
llanwydd: and if a man tried to do that...
llanwydd: LOL, Merl!
Principalpoop: and of course, he still loved her
Dexter Fong: Ditto
Dexter Fong: Of course he did, a woman with her rare kilts
no_anchovies: undoubtedly a PISCES in our midst, probably working for SCALE...?
Dexter Fong: And Itralian too by the looks of it
llanwydd: "I'm incompatible with this woman and I want every cent she has."
Principalpoop: grab him by his itrails
Dexter Fong as Court Litigator, "I'
Dexter Fong: At xease
cease: http://seemrealland.blogspot.com/2011/02/vegas-1-mix.html
cease: pic of cod and capers at the bottom
cease: delicious
Principalpoop: good looking shrimp
no_anchovies: close this caper or my name isn't Nick Danger.
cease: although the fresh sockeye steaks we had for dinner with fumiyo's great spianche recipe is just as good
Principalpoop: I have not had shrimp in a long time
Principalpoop: your name isn't nick danger, it is no anchovies, hah
cease: they were extraordinary, poop.
llanwydd: I haven't had any cholestrol in a long time.
cease: intentionally?
||||||||| At 10:49 PM, Elayne rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Principalpoop: mister hold the mayo speaks
Principalpoop: wb E
llanwydd: the closest I come to it is the reconstituted scrambled eggs that you buy in a milk carton
llanwydd: I've had trouble with cholestrol so I lay off it altogether
no_anchovies: not sure you can get Cholesterol at a brothel, but ya never know?
Dexter Fong: Poop: That's a bye-bye from E;ayne see
Principalpoop: that is ok llan, I eat your share of butter and sour cream on my baked potatos
Principalpoop: oops, it was a good bye, good eye fong
Dexter Fong: with baco bits
cease: Maybe 2 hookers named Chole and Esterol
llanwydd: baco from waco?
Dexter Fong: and cheese-spread
Principalpoop: no bacon, just a thick layer of salt and pepper
Dexter Fong: and bacon
Principalpoop: lol
Dexter Fong: or pork belly
no_anchovies: reminds me of that Tom Waits' line: "All donuts have names that sound like prostitutes."
cease: i'm the opposite, llan. my doc said my cholesterol was abnormally normal, considering how much cheese i consume
Dexter Fong: or pancetta
Principalpoop: they have names?
cease: good line, as usual from waits
no_anchovies: yup.
llanwydd: cruller doesn't sound like a prostitute
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: You didn't tell him that they were non-fat cheese logs
Principalpoop: who'd a thunk it
cease: a dominatrix perhaps
no_anchovies: French Cream?
Merlyn: I had a printer like that
no_anchovies: etc.
llanwydd: nor does cream puff
Dexter Fong: Poop: How about sprinkles (nudge nudge) or Jelly or creme or peanut?
Principalpoop: French Dip
Merlyn: a dotmatrix
llanwydd: eclair maybe
no_anchovies: Glazed Cinnamon...?
llanwydd: lol
Dexter Fong: What s her url Merly?
no_anchovies: Jelly...?
Dexter Fong: That's Cimmaron
Bunnyboy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5X4N2exOsU
no_anchovies: but anyway, the way he wrote it was more poetic, eh?
Bunnyboy: Cookie Monster / Tom Waits mashup.
Dexter Fong: And musical too
llanwydd: tom waits for no one
Merlyn: I don't think she used URL, it was Kentucky
Dexter Fong: Then she musta used lard
cease: he certainly didnt wait for ricky lee jones
Dexter Fong: She been much on your mind lately, Cat?
Principalpoop: oh ricky you're such a tool
cease: i hear Kind of Blue playing from radio upstairs
cease: not lately dex
no_anchovies: So What?
cease: i have to go upstairs and turn it up. oh, no, now its over. it was on the french station
Dexter Fong: Wow! no, a follow up Miles ref....I got nothin'
Principalpoop: kind de bleu
no_anchovies: don't you have the album and know it by heart already?
Dexter Fong: Kind of Bleu?
Dexter Fong: Very frast poop
Dexter Fong: and fast
Merlyn: it's about that long, and about that time, so see you next week people
Principalpoop: fixing a hole where the rain gets in
cease: ok merl
Principalpoop: night M, good luck
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:00 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Merlyn by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn, thanks and a recovery for Nino
no_anchovies: wonders... did they not get the "So What" ???
Principalpoop: i did not get it, i can admit it
Dexter Fong: Jeeze No- i referenced you and that above =
llanwydd: I'll be heading out too. see you in 160 hours
no_anchovies: some wisecracks just fly too high, i reckon.
Principalpoop: ciao llan
Dexter Fong: Who's counting
cease: Bergman line from somewhere: i used to know miles when he was a foot
cease: by llan
cease: or maybe that was carlin?
Principalpoop: when is a door a jar?
Dexter Fong: Maybe more carlin.....Bergman neverstruck me as a Jazz guy
cease: he strikes me as the least musically obsessed of the 4
Principalpoop: oh let the sun beat down upon my face
cease: i'm thinking of one of bergman's negro characters, maybe proc/berg
cease: but it could have been carlin's hippster parodies
no_anchovies: Balliol Bros Pharmacy commercials.
Dexter Fong: Cat: I would have said Ossman...Bergmen does seem to have a thing about "Blues" and his dj'ing the radio shows as they took turns was always interesting
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Nazi Goring is some pretty funny Bergman tuneage
cease: true tween
cease: they were all very much into music from the beginning of firesign
cease: austin said somewhere he wanted to be a musician, not a comedian
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Well, it was the Rock & Roll era, after all
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Do you know what Austin plays?
no_anchovies: what era is it now...?
Dexter Fong: I think Austin realized that kind of integration best inRoller Maidens
Principalpoop: Dear Dr. Beanbag
cease: with proctor, you never know when he's going to suddenly burst into song
cease: guitar
Bunnyboy: "I would like? I would like a trip to Europe!"
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: I was thinking in terms of the birth of R&R, esp psychedelic rock
cease: indeed, dex
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Yeah, the music on Roller Maidens is great
no_anchovies: i love the "Roller Maidens" album. very underrated.
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Me too
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: He did faux Kristofferson really well on C'Mon Jesus
cease: i had thought the music original, but then i heard one of the songs from it done by some old country artist a few years ago
no_anchovies: show yerself.
Dexter Fong: Tween: The psychedelic stuff happened in the 60's when thay were all in their 30'2
cease: exactly the same tune, just very different words.
Bunnyboy: Nuts. Pooped out. Later, gates!
no_anchovies: yeah, the genres are typical, but the lyrics are great.
Principalpoop: hip hop bunny
cease: by bun
no_anchovies: don't hump any wooden bunnies.
Bunnyboy drags his velvet codpiece outta the room...
Dexter Fong: Tween: For them as for me, R&R grew out of the Jump Jazz of the 40's and 50's and the "Rqace" records of the 50's
||||||||| Around 11:11 PM, Bunnyboy walks off into the sunset...
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Yes, of course Dex
Dexter Fong: Happy trails Bunny
no_anchovies: ....hmmmm, i thought Beethoven invented it?
cease: jump jazz?
Principalpoop: tchsarskey sang the blues
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: I guess you might say the got started in the avent of the psychadelic movement
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: *advent
Dexter Fong: Re: Austin's music on Maidens...he was either honoring or parodying various country styles
cease: and were very much a part of that movment
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: I just meant that the culture in general was being greatly influenced by rock music
no_anchovies: or both.
Principalpoop: and still is
Dexter Fong: Tween: Yes. didn't mean to press the issue
Principalpoop: still are
Dexter Fong: Justin Beavers (The Beaves) ulezx
Dexter Fong: Well he *Is* dating that XMexican beauty SELINA WHATEVER
Principalpoop: sorry I was laughing too hard at just in beavers
Dexter Fong: Oh no, you can't C"DODGE THE XMexican Xquestion for ever
no_anchovies: She's a butte, or is she a mound?
cease: for all your fur needs
Dexter Fong: She's an almond joy
Dexter Fong: Atawny port in anymans dream
Principalpoop: he's in his middle ages, the hun
cease: we got minx, fox, and just in, Beavers! time to trade in your old hat for a new one
no_anchovies: n' right purty too.
Dexter Fong: He's on the run, run, run, run
no_anchovies: sometimes you feel like a beaver... sometimes ya don't.
cease: Ask for me, Eddie Beaverbrook
Dexter Fong: You got any Bowlers? At least a 220 everage?
Principalpoop: Puck Beaverton
cease: Dam thse Yankees
Dexter Fong: Beaver Ahoy!!!
cease: they dont do floods at all
no_anchovies: what, Sox blew it?
Dexter Fong: My name is Ishmael and i was 20 years behind the aft of the beaver tawler, Bucktooth
Principalpoop: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050032/quotes
Principalpoop: you need to speak with the beaver Ward
cease: anyone read austin's novel Beaverteetch? it's on his blog
Principalpoop: i read most of it
Dexter Fong: Nope
cease: i read it when it was originally published in fred's magazine.
Dexter Fong: Is it going to bee a talking book?
cease: you might ask him the next time he shows up here, dex
cease: i dont konw if austin made any $ on his other talking book
Dexter Fong: I like those pop-up books that talk
Principalpoop: the nerve of that guy last week calling us insane, me insane??? huh? what? huh?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Tales of the old etc?
no_anchovies: what? with all the earthquakes, floods, tsunamis, fires & the republican primaries two years in advance, who has time to read!
cease: yes
Dexter Fong: Dunno
Principalpoop: i think at the last minute, Bob Dole is going to sneak back in and steal the election...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: theoretically the firesign should do better with audio product than written, but who knows?
no_anchovies: he can have it. at least there'll be pineapple.
Dexter Fong: Cat: My thought too
Principalpoop: I want to go on the dole
cease: the new domm project seems to be selling well
no_anchovies: yeah, what a double-dip recession without no dole?
Dexter Fong: It should, and I'm glad is is
no_anchovies: are you referring to a second, ADDITIONAL DOMM project, cause i only got the one?
Dexter Fong: afkfr2
no_anchovies: (no one tells me nuttin')
Principalpoop: I know nothing
cease: there is only 1
Principalpoop: all is one, sure, then try to find a parking place...
cease: but the annotated Anything is coming out along with the old books of scripts reprinted as one book
Principalpoop: anno tated? wow
no_anchovies: oh... that's cool. i had "BigBookOFPlays" back in the day. nice to have those again.
cease: merl is on top of that but he left
cease: austin was here last week, but we didnt talk about the new books much
no_anchovies: what did he talk about
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Glad to hear about DOMM, cease. They surely deserve to have good sales on that one
no_anchovies: too lazy to check the log.
cease: doc was here. austin wanted to thank doc for all the work doc had been doing on the firesign website
cease: indeed, tween. i hope it brings them lots of new fans
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Darn, sorry I missed Austin
cease: it is a vast archive of funny
no_anchovies: sounds technically stimulating.
Dexter Fong: The Olde Funnies archives where Crzx XCat lives
Dexter Fong: And the XKatz and Jammer XKids live too
Dexter Fong: XDondi
Principalpoop: i refuse to ask, I won't
Dexter Fong: C"thlitil Lulu
Dexter Fong: Do you know the way, XJose?
no_anchovies: 4 or 5 Krazee Kats & xIgnatz.
Dexter Fong: OK...XPeanuts
Dexter Fong: Don you guys get it?
Dexter Fong: I"m speaking Mexican...really olde XMexicean
no_anchovies: SnoopieDoggieDogg, for Windows.
Dexter Fong: Got that App
Dexter Fong: DAT"S HOW I RAP
Dexter Fong: Don't be taking a nap
no_anchovies: (suspects Dex is operating his own systat uptime)
Dexter Fong: You be gone like (Snap)
Dexter Fong: Even if you can't get up, don't get down
no_anchovies: Catherwood, that's worth a Mona Lisa grin?
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to no_anchovies and asks "Someone mention my name?"
Principalpoop: Snoop Fong Fong
no_anchovies: you're Close To The Edge on that one, Dex.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please give no=anchovies that priceless masterpiece
||||||||| Catherwood brings no=anchovies that priceless masterpiece.
no_anchovies: Catherwood! this is nothing but a two-bit ring from a crackerback Jox?
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to no_anchovies and mumbles "Would you like something?"
cease: sounds like the name of a cocktail, a mona lisa grin, on the rocks
Principalpoop: here I found it, it was taped to his ankle
Dexter Fong: Unless perhaps, no- you were thinking of Nils Lofgren?
no_anchovies: or a cockteaser from Roosterama.
cease: he had a cocktail taped to his ankle?
Principalpoop: grin
no_anchovies: you know, in case it falls off?
Dexter Fong: I 'member when it was me an' the Colonel, out there at Roosterama. looking at all them empty egg cartons
Dexter Fong: Poop: Smile
Principalpoop: Quadaffy had another day job?
no_anchovies: don't just sit there pickin' when ya could be lickin' chicken.
Dexter Fong: Sure, annoying Sylvester
ATweenyByAnyOtherName: Been fun, folks :) Everybody have a great week, and don't take any wooden dollars...
Principalpoop: i've ate more chicken than a man ever seen
||||||||| ATweenyByAnyOtherName departs at 11:46 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
cease: ok tweeen. survive austin
Principalpoop: cheers tween
Dexter Fong: A least they float
no_anchovies: nite t.
Dexter Fong: Night Tweeny
Principalpoop: Don't take it personally, just a market correction...
Dexter Fong: That's so cool, marker correction
Principalpoop: magic marker market
cease: chris marker's La Jetee, one of my fave flicks
Dexter Fong: After relocating a number of markers, the US territory axpanded by 3000,00 square mile
Dexter Fong: Now we can sell Tom Collins
Dexter Fong: to the XMexicans
cease: a movie without moving pictures
no_anchovies: here Injun, want some fire water?
Dexter Fong: You drink first white brother
cease: i'll stick with sangria
Dexter Fong: How do you like my fancyXZippo
no_anchovies: rather light, isnt it?
cease: and the zippos were burned in their cages
Dexter Fong: Cuidado!!!Fuego!!!!
Principalpoop: mama mia
no_anchovies: Deputy Dan es no amigos.
Dexter Fong: Cat: What about the beaners
cease: deputy dan has no friends
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'doctecazoid', just granted probation at 11:52 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Dexter Fong: And the Boogies
Principalpoop: they found their way out of east LA
Principalpoop: hi Doc
cease: wow, we stuck around long enough and doc tech shows up
Dexter Fong: Hey Doc
cease: they're still in east la
doctecazoid: hey sorry to get on so late
no_anchovies: well, Doc gets to sweep up.
Principalpoop: ready for a horsey ride on my knee yet?
cease: ok doc, i'll blow some of this at the screen. maybe you can get a contact high
Dexter Fong: I hope you're out of the basement Doc
cease: not late here
Dexter Fong: Nor here, i'm retired
no_anchovies: besides, Dex just loves those peanut shells.
Principalpoop: and oats
Dexter Fong: And the tasty viands in them
doctecazoid: i had a long, trying day - napped after supper
cease: hope theyre not working you too hard
doctecazoid: let me switch from phone to a pc
||||||||| doctecazoid leaves at 11:55 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Dexter Fong: Just show them your wounds Doc
Dexter Fong: nad gasp out 9/11
no_anchovies: Catherwood, keep Doc from napping again.
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear no_anchovies
Principalpoop: i will leave before he gets back, hahaha, have a super week
||||||||| Outside, the 11:57 PM downtown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving doctecazoid coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| 11:57 PM -- Principalpoop left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dexter Fong: Catherfwood, please re-awaken Do tecazoid
doctecazoid: ah, that's better
Dexter Fong: Thenks C"wood
cease: by poop
no_anchovies: we're glad you made it. welcome to the end of the chat.
Dexter Fong: So Doc, have flood waters betieded thee?
doctecazoid: thankfully no, dex
doctecazoid: our problem was no electricity - we just got it back last night
Dexter Fong: Have heard Conn has desultory work regarding outtages
cease: i thought you were so high tech out there
no_anchovies: "We'll hoist a hand, becalmed upon a troubled sea..." (_Matthew Fischer)
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Dexter Fong: He is Cat, he is...but it all depends on the XZeppo tube
no_anchovies: if that fails, try the xGummo tube.
doctecazoid: i think the ct light & power customers are having more problems than the united illuminating customers
doctecazoid: affected by storm: cl&p customer count 591000, ui customer 110000
doctecazoid: we are ui customers
doctecazoid: a crew came from kansas city to help get our power back
Dexter Fong: Doc: Have hard a lot of critisism re conn power...they have gotten rid of some 7000 crues over the last couple of decades
Dexter Fong: Did they bing any steaks Doc?
Dexter Fong: Rib Eye seared on a 220 volt line..deliscious
doctecazoid: no but they brought the electrician (we were waiting for him or someone line him)
no_anchovies: you wouldn't be hot-doggin' us, eh?
Dexter Fong: You mean the Witchitaw Like the lineman?
doctecazoid: here's what it looked like sunday, at the streetcorner three houses down ... http://doctechnical.com/img/misc/irene.jpg
cease: i think that was the image you were going to attach to your email to me, doc, but didnt
no_anchovies: what town is that?
Dexter Fong: Good pic Doc, send it too the weather channel
Dexter Fong: Is it Bridgeport Doc?
doctecazoid: by tuesday evening, a town puclic works crew (milford) had removed and wood-chipped the tree that fell on the power lines, snapping the utility ploe like a toothpick
doctecazoid: wednesday morning, saw the kansas city lighting & power trucks parked near the corner, guys were looking over schematics as i pulled out of the driveway to head to work
doctecazoid: by wednesday evening the new utility pole was in place - the power came back mid-evening
Dexter Fong: {rolly waited for you to leave before they pulled out the steaks
cease: how long without power?
doctecazoid: i'm not rib-eyein' ya
doctecazoid: four days without power
cease: bummer
Dexter Fong: Las' time we had any power was in the deconstruction]
doctecazoid: lili and i commandeered the office fridge to salvage what we could from our fridge
cease: good
doctecazoid: we had tried to procure bags of ice monday, without success
Dexter Fong: We had a little power during the Be-Bop years
Dexter Fong: I couldn't find any bread pre irene doc
doctecazoid: lili was able to locate and procure 2 16lb bags tuesday
doctecazoid: in total i think we had to pitch 1/3 of the stuff from the fridge
no_anchovies: that is ONE unhappy tree.
Dexter Fong: 2 16lbs bags of kitty litter
doctecazoid: we managed to save the majority of the freezer contents
doctecazoid: that tree is right next to the curb - lili said it looked like when it fell, the sod and earth jsut gave way around it - not a lot of room for the root system to burrow in
doctecazoid: amazingly, when they got the tree removed, it did not look like there was a lot of damage to the roof of the house it landed on
no_anchovies: you can bet your roots toots, it's no fun.
cease: good for the roof
Dexter Fong: The cat was on the roof
cease: anybody got a roofer, uh, reefer?
doctecazoid: we brought in a wringer
Dexter Fong: not anymore
cease: no, the cat was on the REEFER
Dexter Fong: Debra?
Dexter Fong: Who Kerrs
doctecazoid: also: when the power came back, the cable/internet/phone service came back with it - apparently, any problems with that were resolved before power was restored.
Dexter Fong: First the glove than the fist?
cease: an angry arts fistival
||||||||| At 12:17 AM, doctecazoid vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| doctecazoid enters at 12:17 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
doctecazoid: the stark fist of removal
Dexter Fong: The billowing sleeve
no_anchovies: the subgenial fix.
Dexter Fong: The titanic tunic
no_anchovies: praise BOB.
Dexter Fong: Duck and BOB
Dexter Fong: Pop goes your diesel
cease: i dont want to bring my own bottle.
cease: i want an open bar
Dexter Fong: Than host it yourself
no_anchovies: it's in the rumble seat.
doctecazoid: barring any openings
Dexter Fong: HI1 I'm your genial host Cat....yes i said CAT!!
no_anchovies: Catherwood, help yourself to a belt.
||||||||| Catherwood helps himself to a belt .
doctecazoid: alright, gotta go back to sleep "for real" (not just an apres supper nap)
cease: me? genial?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please hitch up your britches
||||||||| Catherwood hitches up his britches.
cease: sleep well doc. i hope they're being good to you at work
doctecazoid: i'm glad we got power back before today - i was getting worried we'd be powerless for a full week or more
Dexter Fong: Night Doc, glad things ewere'nt worse
cease: be thankfull for whatever
no_anchovies: hinkey dinkey parlez vous?
doctecazoid: thanks cease - work is, well, work - though coming into the memorial day weekend, things seem to be winding down a bit (thankfully)
doctecazoid: dex: yeah me too
doctecazoid: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
||||||||| "12:23 AM? I'm late!" exclaims doctecazoid, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Dexter Fong: Parlez les XMeicanoz
no_anchovies: nite
cease: see y'all next week
Dexter Fong: Night Cat
no_anchovies: well, i think it's about time... the corn 'n' all...
||||||||| At 12:23 AM, cease scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: Make Tom Collinses NO
no_anchovies: cya's. you can be last man standing, Dex.
||||||||| no_anchovies is kicked out just as the clock strikes 12:24 AM.
Dexter Fong: FREEZE DRY EM
Dexter Fong: Everybody, that way they'll last
Dexter Fong: Like me
Dexter Fong: Night all
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
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Rogue's Gallery:

cat_pp.jpg (5168 bytes)
PP and Cat(cease)

newbunny.jpg (4426 bytes)

capeken.jpg (7639 bytes)
kend^/Dr. Headphones

ossman+me.gif (6000 bytes)
Merlyn and Tirebiter

capedoc.jpg (6006 bytes)

newlili.jpg (6085 bytes)

freq.jpg (4441 bytes)

roto.jpg (6046 bytes)

babs_so.jpg (5555 bytes)
LeatherG & SO

nino1.jpg (5352 bytes)

tonk1.jpg (6123 bytes)

ahclem+Bambi.jpg (9500 bytes)
Ah, Clem and Bambi

old-man.gif (55478 bytes)
Compañero Señor Yämamoto

ashhar.jpg (9068 bytes)
Dexter Fong

newelayne.jpg (15.1 kbytes)

Bubba's Brain.jpg (6600 bytes)
Bubba's Brain

Bightrethighrehighre.jpg (6600 bytes)

boney.jpg (20600 bytes)

llan.jpg (13200 bytes)

tweeny.jpg (12588 bytes)

3rdmate.jpg (23157 bytes)

peggy.jpg (5240 bytes)
Peggy Blisswhips

audrey.jpg (4873 bytes)
Audrey Farber

tdt.jpg (6077 bytes)
Tiny Dr. Tim
Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

capeklok.jpg (5469 bytes)
404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten

And, "The Home Team"