A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 10, 2011 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| TweenedAtBirth steals in around 8:33 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 10, 2011 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:02 PM, dragging Dexter Fong by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
Dexter Fong: Hi Tweeny
Dexter Fong: Ahh, didn't notice the "out for lunch" parenthesis
Dexter Fong: Off to play a quick game of solitare
Dexter Fong: brb
||||||||| cease bounds in at 9:11 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
cease: hey dex. i was watching, now listening to an event in nyc
cease: michael moore, naomi klein, william greider speaking now
cease: at the new school, a nation event discussing the occupy movement
cease: very good
cease: occupy vancouver is disintegrating
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Principalpoop into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:15 PM, then departs.
Principalpoop: what?
Dexter Fong: Hi cat and poopguy
cease: hi poop
Principalpoop: wb fong, i think cat is listening to the new school again
Principalpoop: ahh there he is
Principalpoop: what it be?
Dexter Fong: Funny, I always think of Cat as "old school" =)
cease: lol
Dexter Fong: Plaid tie etc?
TweenedAtBirth: Hello, Dear Friends
Principalpoop: or pre-school, by his typing skills, or lack thereof
TweenedAtBirth: How is everyone?
Principalpoop: hi tween
Dexter Fong: Hi tweeny
TweenedAtBirth: lol P
cease: http://www.thenation.com/video/164494/watch-michael-moore-naomi-klein-and-others-owss-possibilities?rel=emailNation
Dexter Fong: pre-school lol
Principalpoop: omg the nation, they can be just as insufferable as the far right
cease: i agree with naomi klein's glee at the pipeline announcement today
cease: obama comes thru, at least til 2013
TweenedAtBirth: They're not going to do it?
Dexter Fong: Everybody is either occupying, occupied, or pre-school
Principalpoop: don't forget the after-school specials
cease: not thru the oglallah acuafer they're not. at least
cease: Nebraska is pretty happy about that. everyone else should be as well
Dexter Fong: And remember Saturday is the Varisty Bake Sale
Dexter Fong: or Varsity
Dexter Fong: Every one their own well
Dexter Fong: Dig ddep my friends
Dexter Fong: deep
Principalpoop: I want nanobots for my car engine
Dexter Fong: would you settle for some scrubbing bubbles?
Principalpoop: that is the idea
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:22 PM and late as usual, it's Elayne, just back from Billville."
Elayne: Evenin' all!
cease: hi el
Principalpoop: Hey E
Dexter Fong: We 'ave some lovely French Bubble Tub WATER
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
Principalpoop: Terrier water from the sparkling innards of a terrier
cease: i'm in virtual nyc right now
Elayne: Are you, Cat? How does that work?
Principalpoop: sure, and just try to catch a virtual taxi....
cease: i'm streaming a conference from the new school, michael moore, naomi klein, others. great stuff. the link is above
cease: sounds like Bride of Firesign, the virtual truckers
||||||||| llanwydd enters at 9:25 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
llanwydd: how's everybody?
Dexter Fong: Hi llan
cease: hi llan
Elayne: Hey Llan!
Principalpoop: fine and you daytona boy?
llanwydd: daytona is nice. I don't actually live right in daytona
Principalpoop: you have the beach near, I am jealous
Dexter Fong: Me/, me virtual nyc guy
llanwydd: well, I love it but I hope never to spend another summer here
Elayne: AFK for a minute. Be right back
Principalpoop: i will trade you, how much can you pay for rent and utilities?, need a car here unless you walk to walmart
llanwydd: interesting. I usually walk to wal-mart but the store is closing next week
llanwydd: I'll need to drive two miles
Dexter Fong: If you rent an utility closet, utilities are free
llanwydd: where do you live princ?
llanwydd: nino has forgotten
Dexter Fong: Nino you to have a little pace there too
Dexter Fong: used
cease: a walmart is closing? never heard of that before
Principalpoop: this is a super walmart and home depot and applebys and sonic
llanwydd: moving, I should say
Dexter Fong: If you go there and the door ain't open, they're closed
Principalpoop: this is a 24 hour store
Dexter Fong: Xmas/
Dexter Fong: /
cease: from what i'm listening to, it sounds like the wall street occupation is going along fine
Dexter Fong: ??
TweenedAtBirth thinks Walmart should run the world
Dexter Fong: Cat: They just signed a long term lease with option to buy
cease: a couple of od's here, one fatal, and the tents will probably be gone by next week
Principalpoop: apparently they blackmailed bloomberg to stay there due to tax considerations given to the owners of the zabruda park
cease: i'm interested in see if occupy can prevent foreclosures.
Dexter Fong: Damn Cat, they can't even get a mild protest right
cease: van has maybe more junkies per capita than anywhere. a lot of homeless junkies are taking over the "movement" here
Principalpoop: right, let them od over on skid row like they are supposed to
Dexter Fong: "if you are going to OD, please relocate
llanwydd: lol
cease: i loved michael moore's put down of adbusters in this thing i'm listening to.
cease: no, they od all over the place. you see them dying on the streets here
Dexter Fong: Can't you just shoot em, like a foundered horse?
cease: adbusters called for One Demand and mike said if that had been the case, the movement would never last or spread
Dexter Fong: It's more merciful
Dexter Fong: and fun too
cease: warmest big city in canada so junkies come from the rest of the country to die of ods instead of freezing to death
cease: speaking of ods, i just watched season 2 of breaking bad yesterday.
cease: very hard to watch, however true it is
cease: now naomi is talking about europe getting its democracy back
Elayne: Back
Principalpoop: wb E
cease: naomi in my ears and elayne here. what fun!
Dexter Fong: Git yo democracy on, dog
Dexter Fong: Don't forget about time on your hands
Principalpoop: the devils workshop
Dexter Fong: open 24 hours
Dexter Fong: like wall=mart
Elayne: Why am I not surprised you have no use for the Occupiers, Cat, given that it was Kalle's original idea?
Principalpoop: Perry says he is proud he is not a master debater hehe
cease: occupy is a great thing. kalle, not so much
Dexter Fong: Who's Kalle...one of the Kardashians?
Principalpoop: isn't that the hindu goddess of chaos and destruction?
cease: re occupy, a friend said of kalle, unlike a broken clock, kalle is right only once.
Dexter Fong: Yes Poop, thugee
cease: http://www.seemreal.com/aq/index.html
cease: i just read naomi's article in the nation today on capitalism and climate change
Principalpoop: the dog wants out, i must obey
TweenedAtBirth: ...
cease: she talks about envisioning a different world.
llanwydd: hey, tween. didn't see you.
Dexter Fong: A kinder, more gentle world..a Walt Disney World
TweenedAtBirth: lo dere LL
cease: she mentioned the basque movement i'm very aware of, but also a cleavland co op movement i never heard of and why didnt i learn about it from cleavland boy bergman?
TweenedAtBirth: P
TweenedAtBirth: Di you guys listen to Bergman's commentary on last evening's Republican debate?
cease: a non-capitlaist world, dex. i was born in socialist saskatchewan (now unfortunatley turned right)
llanwydd: I would have liked to
cease: i was born into a society trying to find an alternative to capitalism longer than i've been alive
TweenedAtBirth: 8 Bozos Versus Reality - http://www.radiofreeoz.com/
cease: you mean on twitter, tween?
cease: oh his pod babbling not yet
TweenedAtBirth: Yeah, but he also made a podcast of it
llanwydd: I've never seen an alternative to capitalism that was preferable to it
llanwydd: least of all communism
Elayne: So do any of you bozos have a SIlly Site suggestion for me this evening?
llanwydd: this one
cease: the only communist expereiment i'm aware of is the israeli kibutz
llanwydd: if you call that communist
cease: cant even spell it but 2 friends of mine worked on kibuttes and they arent even jewish
llanwydd: when one says "communist" they usually mean marxist
cease: llan, you havent looked hard enough. there are lots of them
Dexter Fong: The Goyim Kibutz Movement
Dexter Fong: You don't have to be jewish to settle here
llanwydd: well, when I said "alternative" I meant on a large scale, not like a kibbutz
Dexter Fong: Today the kibutz, tomorrow, Poland!
llanwydd: and the kibbutz lifestyle is not for everyone
cease: http://www.cooperativeindividualism.org/long_mondragon.html
cease: i've been very impressed by the Mondragons since I first heard of them.
cease: i was planning to go to the Basque country just to eat, but now i'm more interested in intellectual food and will definitely go visit them
||||||||| scriptbird sashays in at 9:50 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
cease: greetings new person, or new nic
llanwydd: Hey scriptbird
Dexter Fong: It's in the script
scriptbird: Indeed.
cease: put your thumb on that scriptbird. that way you won't get confused
Dexter Fong: If it's in the script, that's the way we do it
Dexter Fong: unless we ad lib
cease: better ad lib than ad busters
Dexter Fong: or the audience does it first
llanwydd: the mondragons aren't part of that violent separatist movement, are they?
cease: they guy from liberty square just said the worst thing about liberty square was liberty square. we shouldn't occyp a space, but our lives
cease: by no means, llan.
Dexter Fong: All separations are violent, if not physical, then emotional
cease: read about them.
cease: started as a resistance movement to franco. by a priest, oddly enough
cease: gredier is now talking about the populists of the 19th century. surely you yanks know all about them, eh?
cease: "the only thing that united the reform journalists was there poverty:
Dexter Fong: We know about them cat, we just don't talk about them
cease: about the newspapers that sprang up to spread the populist word
cease: hey script. are you new or just new name?
scriptbird: My radio interview with Phil Proctor over WUSB-90.1 FM
scriptbird: http://bradleyphoenix.com/Phil%20Proctor%20Interview%20WUSB.wav
Dexter Fong: Show us you're papers
cease: you're a radio guy? what city?
cease: or maybe you're not a guy?
Dexter Fong: East of the Mississippi?
cease: proc loves to talk. you must have had fun with that interview
Elayne: Hey Bradley, nice to see you here!
Elayne: Didn't you just move?
Dexter Fong: perhaps you're still alughing and can't speake?
Dexter Fong: E: You vouch for this Bozo?
cease: mississippi decided fertilized eggs weren't people the other day. amazing
Principalpoop: back, ahh the full moon effect, more newbies
Dexter Fong: lol cat
Dexter Fong: coud'nt even thihnk of a reply
Principalpoop: right, why wait for conception, every sperm is sacred
scriptbird: Yes, Elayne, I'm now in Colorado Springs. Nice to hear from ya.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Elayne: Dex, Bradley is one of my Facebook friends, and definitely a Firesign fanatic.
cease: python pegged that better than firesign
Elayne: Just in time for winter, Bradley!
Dexter Fong: That's what father Bluto told me behind the alter that xay
Elayne: Did everyone with a Facebook account contribute to the Firesign Theatre memories page?
cease: fanatics are welcome here
cease: not yet el
Principalpoop: except everything we know, we know is wrong
scriptbird: I'm African American, I might get the "Frozen Negro" Award
Dexter Fong: Welcoome aboard Bradley, and do watch your step
cease: i have already written so much about firesign, i'd rather read other people's ideas
cease: lol script
cease: including muchly for your zine, el
scriptbird: I got here by Greyhound bus and my behind felt like 200 miles of chewed bubblegum
Principalpoop: come on in, take off your skin, and rattle around in your bones, oops can I say that to him?
Elayne: I think Tom Gedwillo started it, but I don't actually see it on the Firesign page.
Dexter Fong: Sticky wicket, eh, old man?
cease: i think you're right, el.
Principalpoop: ahh the greyhound bathroom smell, the memories...
cease: it seems to be something for the new issue of chromium switch
Dexter Fong: Poop: Why not, you're said it to others....many others in fact
Elayne: I got it in a group message'y thing, and I'm not sure how those work on Facebook.
Elayne: I think you're right, Cat.
cease: i've spent way too much time on buses. and not even as a bozo
Elayne: I don't understand so much on Facebook. Heck, I just uploaded my first photo album there, and I've been on there for years.
Elayne: Nowadays I mostly log on to play games like Words with Friends and (my horrible addiction) Gardens of Time...
Elayne: Lili plays Gardens too.
cease: Bit's friends insisted I get on facebook and once i did, i discovered a firesign presence
Dexter Fong: I just got a cell phone
Principalpoop: i am planning to get a cell phone, maybe a smart one
llanwydd: interesting, I just got a cell phone too
Principalpoop: i need guidance
cease: i have had conversations with earl jive and edgar bullington, both guys from the begining of firesign
scriptbird: you can have phone in your cell???
Dexter Fong: It's got a nice faux leather case
llanwydd: but I have a dumb one
Principalpoop: cool fon, you are with it
Elayne: Bradley, I was given to understand it was strictly bread and water in that cell, but watch out, I think they're tapping the line.
Principalpoop: g
llanwydd: well, it does text messaging but it has no camera
cease: our car repair bill wasnt as scary as expected so i might get a phone if only to call BCAA if it breaks down far from a pay phone, which is everywhere
Principalpoop: my lawyer, art holeflapper jr bribes the guards for me
Dexter Fong: I don't bribe em, I just give em money
llanwydd: its time for me to replace my car
Principalpoop: I want GPS and ESPN and BBC and ABC and FEC
llanwydd: I'll probably want to get something roomy since I've got furniture to move next year
Dexter Fong: Poop: You keep that up and you're gonna get DOA
Principalpoop: that will take care of all my IOUs
llanwydd: that was one of bradshaw's lines if I remember right
Dexter Fong: UBET
Elayne: Well, I'm AAO (All Acronym'ed Out)...
Principalpoop: rotfiavom
Dexter Fong: And DRD to you
Principalpoop: i just made that up, rolling on the floor in a vat of mayonaise hehe
Elayne: Oh dear, that's me yawning again. Guess it's time to HTS (Hit The Sack). NWA! (Next week, all!)
llanwydd: nite Elayne
Principalpoop: ciao bebe
cease: sleep well, el
||||||||| Elayne says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Elayne exits at 10:10 PM.
Dexter Fong: Nite Elayne
Principalpoop: so they have shows tomorrow night and saturday, M there helping them get ready
Dexter Fong: afkfr br
Principalpoop: ?
cease: merl is in kirkland?
Principalpoop: Iitmflsbynm
Principalpoop: i didn't know he had to be there
scriptbird: Please check out some of our audio plays: www.bradleyphoenix.com/playsandskits.html
Principalpoop: i was asking
scriptbird: Good night ladies and germs
cease: by script
cease: come again
Dexter Fong: And thus go the fly leaves of our scripts
Principalpoop: ellison is ok, cool, see you soon
Principalpoop: i liked colbert using his own hand signals to talk to the occupy folks hehehe
Dexter Fong: hand signals? is that code?
cease: i subscribe to harlan ellison's newsletter. its actually on paper
cease: great to see he won that law suit the other day
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:18 PM and Bunnyboy bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Bunnyboy: Hiya
Dexter Fong: what was that Cat?
llanwydd: hey bb
Dexter Fong: Hiya Bunny
Principalpoop: they were wiggling their fingers up or down, or making triangles, he made up his own hand signals
Principalpoop: hip hop bunnyboy
cease: a flick was made out of one of his stories and he wasnt paid. he is now!
Bunnyboy: Kirkland shows are the weekend after this one.
cease: buy, you're an ellison fan
cease: really? i thought poop said merl was there with firesign for show
Bunnyboy: ellison, yes.
Bunnyboy: He just won a lawsuit!
Principalpoop: next week? i happened to see the amazon ticket page, I must have read it wrong, nevermind
cease: you hjeard about his law suit victory the other day? i heard it on the news
Dexter Fong: Triangles? No sir, the triangle is the sign of the Wholly trinity, or the sign of the narcotic area in sout east asia
Principalpoop: a procedureal block, point of order thingie
Bunnyboy: That time-bender movie, with Justin Timberlake? He gets screen cred, 'cause they "borrowed" some of his concepts.
Dexter Fong: Clear the room
cease: i didnt read details, bun
Bunnyboy: Tomorrow is Nigel Tufnel Day.
Bunnyboy: 11-11-11
cease: but he has been fighting to get paid all his writing life
Bunnyboy: All switches one!
Bunnyboy: oops, ON!
Principalpoop: is the world supposed to end or something? again?
Bunnyboy: All will be one.
Dexter Fong: aand one switch to tule them all
Principalpoop: i remember going for the one, with yes
Bunnyboy: Kinda like the Death tarot card. Not just mortality...change.
Dexter Fong: yes, I said, yes yes, I said, and the pink flamingos on ice skates....
Principalpoop: changes changes changes, david bowie
cease: ch ch ch
Bunnyboy: Would I Yes to say Yes
Dexter Fong: ching
cease: sounds like an intro to Breaking Bad
Dexter Fong: or no to maybe?
Principalpoop: judy judy judy what his name ahh not walter cronkite, gary cooper, senator dick durbin
Dexter Fong: rose bud...............ros..e...b...............
||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| scriptbird - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: is it ok for the plague to kill him?
Principalpoop: i don't want the chat to be insensitive hehe
Dexter Fong: If you don't log off, management assumes no responsibility
cease: US Plus. We own the plague
Bunnyboy: Love BREAKING BAD ep titles.
Dexter Fong: We are the plague
Bunnyboy: I.F.T. was an especially clever one.
cease: just watched season 2 yesterday. VERY heavy
Principalpoop: oh oh, anybody got some of the pox lollypops? grape please
TweenedAtBirth: You may qualify for one of our US+ 'Plague Bonus Cards'
Dexter Fong: 'fraid not neighbuh, but I got the BOSTON POX
cease: my free dvd subscription expires momentarily so i'll have to pay to rent season 3
TweenedAtBirth: BTW cease, I just bought an old Powerbook like yours
TweenedAtBirth: A 1GHz Titanium
cease: 7 years old?
TweenedAtBirth: The last lappy they made which will boot OS 9
Principalpoop: hand crank? no batteries?
TweenedAtBirth: More than that. They stopped making them in 2003
Dexter Fong: Tween: Original or resto Dexter Fong: restomod
Bunnyboy: BREAKING BAD Season 3 is jaw-dropping.
TweenedAtBirth: But it was important that it run OS 9 native because that's where my music software works (won't in 'Classic Mode')
Bunnyboy: In a good way.
TweenedAtBirth: Yes P, kerosene powered
Bunnyboy: Season 4 ratchets things up some more.
cease: will find out soon, bun. but i'll have to drive to a neighboring city to rent it. the north van stores either dont have it or have shut down
cease: i guess it's all going to netflicks now
Bunnyboy: The final season is going to be very interesting.
cease: isnt season 4 on now?
cease: season 5 is the last?
TweenedAtBirth: Dexter Fong: Tween: Original or resto Dexter Fong: restomod - ????
Bunnyboy: Season 4 wrapped up, about a month and a half ago.
cease: either in the dvd commentary or somewhere, the creator says he wants to turn mr chips into al capone.
TweenedAtBirth: lol
Bunnyboy: cat: That's right. Planned dovetail. Producer's decision.
cease: no i think it was interview with walt white on wtf recently. maron is Way into that showe
llanwydd: well, I'm heading out. goodnight.
TweenedAtBirth: Nite LL, be well...
cease: by llan
Principalpoop: night llan, good luck
Dexter Fong: Resto Mod = Restored and Modified; modified usually pertaining to addition of disk brakes, new tranny and rear end, perhaps some engine work, but not customizing the origianl appearance
||||||||| Around 10:32 PM, llanwydd walks off into the sunset...
cease: i coulndt watch it because i hadnt seen the first 3 seasons
Bunnyboy: All the actors on that show are solid, but Cranston is superb.
cease: odenkirk is great as the Criminal lawyer
Dexter Fong: Lamont Cranston?
cease: a long way from Mr. Show
Bunnyboy: No street date yet for Season 4 discs. Probably late spring 2012, since the final season starts next summer.
Bunnyboy: And...I...love...Sol.
cease: if i can watch season 3 in time, i can watch season 4 on tv when they replay it
Principalpoop: http://ipb.quicksilverscreen.com/index.php?/forum/49-tv-shows/
Principalpoop: i watched all the old rockford files there, what a hoot
Principalpoop: angel, oh angel hehe
Bunnyboy: This year's Emmy opening included several "outside" characters, popping into the American OFFICE setting.
cease: the west van dvd rental store i have to drive to for a copy of season 3 also has sometihng called season 4.5
Bunnyboy: Jesse Pinkman shows up, to deliver "product".
Bunnyboy: It's probably a dub of Season 4, ep 5.
cease: if had anyt tolerance for award shows, i would have enjoyed that
Bunnyboy: You can probably find the segment on YouTube.
Bunnyboy: Here's the edit:
Bunnyboy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uys7Zfu9H6o
cease: that is good
Bunnyboy: Aaron Paul is great.
Dexter Fong: Any relation to Ran Paul?
Principalpoop: or Hank Aaron?
cease: or Les Paul?
Dexter Fong: Or Paul mcNeil?
cease: Paul and Paula?
Dexter Fong: Are they still an item?
Principalpoop: If I had a hammer
cease: i wsih i weren't old enough to remember them
cease: that's pete seeger. he's eternal
Dexter Fong: You still couldn't get in the union
cease: where there's smoke, there's HAMMERING
Dexter Fong: lol
Bunnyboy: Off to spouse, dog and puppy. Cheers!
Principalpoop: hip hop bunnyboy
Dexter Fong: don't forget to tell them about the Tongs
cease: in one of the dfs, proc is reading from the greening of america when it was still a new yhorker article, and bergboy says no, all factories are bad
cease: by bun
Dexter Fong: Night Bunnyman
||||||||| "Hey Bunnyboy!" ... Bunnyboy turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:47 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Dexter Fong: I know that broadcast Cat
Principalpoop: hey thailerman, me thugee thugee all night long
Principalpoop: that was from earlier, finally got in up here
Dexter Fong: Tedius??? Is that the word I'm searching for
Principalpoop: oh tedius, what a tiny tedium you have
Dexter Fong: And for such a short time, brother Thaddeus
Dexter Fong: But Maitre always liked you better than I
Principalpoop: say no more Theophlius
Principalpoop: dee, what was her ful name?
Dexter Fong: What's this all about, Theorheticus
Principalpoop: what is the meaning of this, epistemologiphus?
Dexter Fong: Well, there were these two great balls, and one was the sun and the other ourmother
Dexter Fong: .....and one ball was dscending at a rapid pace
Principalpoop: one was hot and the other was not, rimjob
Principalpoop: rimroll? something like that
Dexter Fong: Rim shot
Principalpoop: that sounds even worse
Dexter Fong: It's only tine little small birdshot
Principalpoop: oops, that sounds even worse. rim shot
Dexter Fong: gently propelled by a baked potato gun, with shallots, seedless grapes, and coarse sea salt
Principalpoop: bunny left and cat stopped talking, have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time?
cease: lol
Principalpoop: ahh there he is
cease: watching The Nature of Things, cbc science show, about nanotech
cease: why didnt science fiction writers predict this?
Principalpoop: some did
Dexter Fong: Poop: I've seen them and they were both................laughing
cease: now a new episode about ayahuasca
Principalpoop: is that the african plant that makes you lose weight and grow hair?
cease: just got new digital boxes for tvs today. our cable company said we would lose all our tv channels without them.
cease: at least the price was right: free
Dexter Fong: Naver mind that nanoshit, i wanna see my flying car that can also sail the ocean mighty
cease: but i have to adjust to new remote and protocals
Principalpoop: it is all digital know, the fbi and cia and nsa are using the old tv channel frequencies
cease: south american vine. used by shamans for centuries.
cease: paul krassner has a great story on one of his albums about taking it, with his daughter
Dexter Fong: Cat: Dont forget to say amy i?
cease: i can't imagine every taking it, or any other powerful hallucinogen, by choice
Principalpoop: cable may I?
cease: but i'm happy junkies can kick their habits after taking it, and paul got a few laughs
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cease: that's paul krassner, not paul and paula
Dexter Fong: Gracias
Principalpoop: paul and paula, the original sonny and cher
Dexter Fong: But he was much shorter
TweenedAtBirth: ...
Dexter Fong: Paula that is
Principalpoop: so was he
cease: krassner's pretty short. at least physcially
Dexter Fong: They were both small of stature
Principalpoop: wb tween, powerbox finished booting finally?
cease: i mention krassner and tweeny returns. coincidence?
Dexter Fong: Keep your powderbox dry, tween
Principalpoop: i think not, ever seen them both ahh nevermind
Dexter Fong: and they we'rent laughing
cease: gabor mate is being interviewed by democracy now. amy goodman says van has the highest concentration of junkies in the world
Principalpoop: yah yah, sock it to me
cease: i read his book, in the realm of hungry ghosts. very good
Principalpoop: more than amsterdam? or some 3rd world poop hole?
cease: his main idea is the emotional cause for addiction.
cease: much worse, poop
cease: you don't step over dying junkies on the street in europe.
Dexter Fong: Poop; If Cat said it, it's almost certainly correct...the pacific northwest urban areas have cery many junkies and homeless jkids
Principalpoop: i thought holland and germany had an recent upswing from afghanistan heroin, but ok
cease: no, their societies are far more pro-active in the social realm
Dexter Fong: Also Poop: Meth is very specific to the padific NW
cease: canada used to be, but it changes between administrations. when the right is in power, its basically just fuck the poor
Principalpoop: i thought meth was winding down? destroyed most of those using it already
Dexter Fong: and that's a drug that will take you down so fast
cease: the fed govt conducted a war on our Insite safe injection site for years until the supreme court finally told them to fuck off recently
Principalpoop: i am lucky it was not around when I was young, I suppose
cease: at least if breaking bad is to be believed
cease: actually speed has been around forever. the japanese military gave it to soldiers in ww2
cease: still a big buisiness for the yakuza peddling it in japan.
Dexter Fong: Cat: That's prolly why their airwaves were always jammed
Principalpoop: it is the same stuff? I thought it was different, harder
Dexter Fong: Poop: Meth?
cease: yeah its more refined now. but it's still chemically produced speed
Principalpoop: crystal meth
cease: i remember frank zappa and firesign mocking anti-th ads in the late 60s
Principalpoop: i had that once, like tripping, without the hallucinations, no fun there lol
Dexter Fong: It's really good if it doesn't blow up on you
cease: what was it called then, dex? i forget
Principalpoop: yes, dex what was the name?
Dexter Fong: Of what?
cease: take speed, and beat the queen to perth, quoth firesign
Principalpoop: don't be coy
cease: whatever meth was called 40+ years ago. i forget
Dexter Fong: Benzadrine, Dexadrine, RITALiN?
cease: methedrine.
Dexter Fong: Yes, i've tried them all, but drugs don't do anything for me
cease: yes one of the first firesign plays used it as ajoke ref, A life in the Day
cease: what later becamse Angerdream on Dwarf was originally "methedrine"
Principalpoop: it is not supposed to do anything for you, they do thing to you lol
Dexter Fong: Druges don't do anything with me
Dexter Fong: ,Man
cease: we take drugs seriously in our family
Principalpoop: i let someone else do that one lol
Dexter Fong: we're serious when we take them, but after, don't ask
cease: lol
Dexter Fong: Hilarity ensues
Dexter Fong: when Dexter and paula try to get it on when it won't fit
Principalpoop: and the neighbor milly sees it all
Dexter Fong: on the nest episode of.....
Dexter Fong: next
Dexter Fong: Dexter and Paula and thenosy neighbor
Principalpoop: The New Dick Van Dyke Show
cease: The Philip K Dick Van Dyke show was one of the funniest radio shows i've ever heard
Dexter Fong: and when we day Dyke we man it
Dexter Fong: say Dyke we mean it
Dexter Fong: I've gott get Dragon
Principalpoop: why? what is your dragon doing?
Dexter Fong: shire...thatsh what we eldo.
Dexter Fong: Dragon, the app that when you talk, it types
Principalpoop: eye half hat
cease: is that like Siri?
Dexter Fong: It suits you well, Lord Pooop
cease: i try and talk as rarely as possible so that wouldnt work for me at all
Dexter Fong: Matches you halfass
Dexter Fong: Cat: What?
Principalpoop: now now, no need to turn cruel, asshat
Dexter Fong: It's rim job you fool
cease: siri is that iphone app that you have a conversation with. not for me
Principalpoop: but seriously folks, rim shot
Dexter Fong: I just flew in from Rim Shot and boy are my arms shot
Principalpoop: i hem and haw too much, unless dragon can be taught to ignore those sounds
Dexter Fong: Try the veal , it's been here all this week
cease: i can type far more easily than i can talk, and y'all know how well i type
Dexter Fong: And don't forget to tip your moil
Principalpoop: veal of fortune
Dexter Fong: goes spattering around
Principalpoop: i blame japanese cat hehe
Principalpoop: your mouth is worn out
Dexter Fong: ha ha I blame your E.Coli
cease: not far from correct. when i taught english i lost my voice. doc said i'd used up my vocal chords
cease: this was summer 02
Principalpoop: oops, sorry, that is not a joking matter
Dexter Fong: What were you using your vocal chord four
Principalpoop: i should use the mute button on myself lol
Dexter Fong: I prefer the *MUSE* button
cease: as i said. i was an english teacher. i had to speak loudly to model the language for students
Principalpoop: Mupe, that could be a word
Principalpoop: a noun or a verb
Dexter Fong: Shoulda took some singing lessons Cat
Principalpoop: You are I mupe. I muped all day yesterday
cease: not that kind of english. esl
Dexter Fong: Mupe this
cease: the spoken language.
Principalpoop: Stick it up your mupe
cease: taught esl in japan for a long time before coming to van
Dexter Fong: Cat: No, for learming how to produce volume without hurting vocal chord
Principalpoop: goodness, speaking english properly all day? fursure
Principalpoop: Enunciating wears me out
TweenedAtBirth: ...
Dexter Fong: Stick 'em up, this a a mupe
Principalpoop: tween is big mupe!
Dexter Fong: Mupien at the myune
Principalpoop: I hear they opened a Mupian exhibit at the museum
Dexter Fong: The pre-columbian Mupes are simply exquisite
Principalpoop: I don't understand the post-industrial mupes.
Dexter Fong: I'm not so fond of the latter developemnts such as Mupism
Principalpoop: Neo-Mupism had interesting facets
Dexter Fong: Poop: You ca n tell the post industrialists because there where a suit and a tie
Dexter Fong: and brown shoes
Dexter Fong: Always with the brown shoes
Principalpoop: squares, I can dig it
TweenedAtBirth: Well folks, time to hit the trail. Everyone have a great week
Dexter Fong: Hooo, Johnny. if you only knew!
cease: brown shoes don't make it
TweenedAtBirth: Until last tme, again...
cease: by tween
Principalpoop: good luck with new laptop
Dexter Fong: See you next ime Tweeny
Principalpoop: Don't take any wooden or plastic mupes
Dexter Fong: Driving that street legal lap top
Dexter Fong: brb
Principalpoop: i will see if there is more coffee too
Dexter Fong: Coffee? That poor mupe doesn't know that I slipped a poison ring in there
Principalpoop: back, there was not, I made more
Dexter Fong: And I made another ring
Principalpoop: Mupe This!
Dexter Fong: I said that first
cease: the ring to rule them all
Dexter Fong: It's copy wrirted
cease: i enjoyed coffee for one year.
cease: 1959
Principalpoop: yes but I pronounced it as Mapey instead of Moop
cease: in 1960 i became addicted to tea
Dexter Fong: Hey Poop: How about I come over to your coountry, then I wouldn't have to be the biggest mupe
Principalpoop: If you can get past the border guards, come ahead
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||||||||| TweenedAtBirth - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: i only had tea when I was sick when I was a kid, and with chinese food
Dexter Fong: What's the password (he siad knowingly)
Principalpoop: Mupe. shhhhh
cease: it's been my main beverage for 51 years.
Principalpoop: hot? with anything?
Dexter Fong: Mupe's the word
Principalpoop: Spread your mupe baby..
Dexter Fong: So Cat: You're kind of a tea totaler?
cease: but if i don't have a cup of tea, i really don't miss it
Principalpoop: sure, you are already floating in it
cease: i can be my own boston tea party.
cease: i can probablly steep up a cup just by bathing
Dexter Fong: Le Mer, Le pekoe w/ orange sea
Dexter Fong: Surrounded by tine rim shots
Principalpoop: the mom across the street gave us pekoe with orange in the winter instead of cocoa
Principalpoop: all the kids came to my house instead hehe
Dexter Fong: Wow: You had your choice of moms?
Dexter Fong: You od mamser you
cease: sounds like john lennon
Principalpoop: i had 4-5 to choose from, a late baby-boomer
Dexter Fong: Just one tine babee shot from rims of flesh
Dexter Fong: Le bi-sickle of le circle
Principalpoop: power to the people, right on
Dexter Fong: and left off of Boardway
Dexter Fong: stright thru the plate glass window of the Smoky Club
Principalpoop: but one thin dime won't even shine your shoes
Dexter Fong: Well no, you gotta use a brush
cease: smoky joe's cafe?
Dexter Fong: and somebody Polish
Dexter Fong: CAT: The Snokey club off Boardway in Roller Maidens
Principalpoop: hah, I went and got coffee and came back without telling you, hah
cease: did you see laura and harvey dancing to santana?
cease: occasional chattrer gurvitch posted link to it on facebook today. a gem
Dexter Fong: And aHah to you, All your coffe cups are belong to my poison ring
Principalpoop: i saw a 1965 yardbirds video, oh my
Principalpoop: paradigm shifting big time
cease: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1311872815475&fb_source=message
Dexter Fong: Isaw a 1964 Supe Yardbird, full frame-off resto
Dexter Fong: with original drop and roll Kevlar interior
Principalpoop: ok, that was fun
Principalpoop: laura and harvey, you got me good there
cease: laurel
Dexter Fong: laura, is the face in the misty night?
cease: waht? mne ? type?
Dexter Fong: Laurel Canyon and lawrence harvey
Principalpoop: shirley laura and olivia harvey
Dexter Fong: Don't call me shirley
Principalpoop: Don't call me late for dinner
cease: as a kid i mixed them up with abbot and costello
Dexter Fong: No, One was thing, the oother not so much
Principalpoop: easy to remember, he was the pitcher
Dexter Fong: thin
Dexter Fong: which was on first?
Principalpoop: no
Principalpoop: who
Dexter Fong: yes?
cease: one of them lived near us in van nuys. used to have a house on chandler blvd, my favourite street in the valley
Dexter Fong: Happy Chandler?
Principalpoop: I like big chandlers in dining rooms
cease: only big avenue i knew of that had big shady trees on both sides. it was a paradise from the la sun
Dexter Fong: I'll get you one, let me talk to my chandlers
cease: good prep for north van where i live now
Principalpoop: you mean your handilers?
Dexter Fong: Gone de leers?
cease: yeah the street probably was once owned by the la times chandlers. or their kin
Principalpoop: gone doe las
Principalpoop: LA was big orchard land, before it was city
cease: streets often named for developers. where my parents lived up in thehills was a whole area named for the developer
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Dexter Fong: Doe las? did he mean dollas as in sad or doe lass as in bad
Principalpoop: except for la brea area, watch your step
Principalpoop: sorry, I did not know those were words, sorry
Dexter Fong: Chu wanna buy nice tar pit?
cease: i am la brea man. i live in pits
Dexter Fong: special design for man cave
Dexter Fong Nudges and winks
cease: you know austin's story, the precipace of angels? has a great scene in the tar pits
Principalpoop: whos assphault? Mupe This!
Dexter Fong: Cat is that the story about the horizontal climb?
cease: yes
Principalpoop: in or at?
Principalpoop: or both?
Dexter Fong: It's brilliantly realized
cease: ok, fumiyo just got home. will go and eat.
cease: see you next week
Dexter Fong: Mange catino
||||||||| cease leaves at 12:03 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Principalpoop: the bus already? adios
Principalpoop: ciao even
Dexter Fong: Poop, signing out "o" "n"
||||||||| 12:04 AM -- Principalpoop left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| It's 12:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

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