||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 22, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| 11:45 AM: puppet guy jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!" ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes some tones on a small xylophone and says "It is noon in New York this day of March 22, 2012 "- then a trapdoor opens up and swallows him. ||||||||| It's 12:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| puppet guy - dead from the common cold ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and RedPillTweeny gets out at 2:58 PM. ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. ||||||||| It's 3:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from jaundice ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 22, 2012 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?" ||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'cease', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:02 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary... ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:05 PM, dragging Dexter Fong by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" Dexter Fong: Hi Cat cease: Dex cease: are you in florida? Dexter Fong: I didn't hear about Bergman until tuesday afternoon a week ago Dexter Fong: No, back in NYC cease: elayne told us that last week cease: we allfigured you'd heard. austin was interviewed by nyt the day of his death Dexter Fong: I checked the cheese log cease: there was a kind of wake/chat on saturday and austin came by Dexter Fong: Saw the big chat wake cease: i want to watch alan gross's tribute to bergman but for some reason can't download flash on either computer Dexter Fong: It will be interesting to see if any/how many stop by here tonight cease: i have to ask merl about a tribute to bergman in washington state Dexter Fong: How are you doing cease: firsign fan gretchn on facebook says there'll be a tributre to bergman in april in kirkland cease: not too bad ||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:10 PM and late as usual, it's jahgust, just back from Elmertown." Dexter Fong: that's good to hear cease: hi jah jahgust: Hey all Dexter Fong: Jai, jah cease: but i can't find anything about it on the firesign page jahgust: Just reading above and was hoping for some clarity about same said memorial in Kirkland cease: you know about that too, jah? jahgust: Yep gretchen sent info. I messaged Mo Weston to see if there were other details jahgust: Guess we all know just about the same. nothing on the site or in the google verse cease: that's their agent, right? jahgust: Yep. cease: i think i met her in the bar after the langley shows a couple years ago jahgust: Yeh thats right we were there with Sam , Pete and Dave and a bunch of other! jahgust: I was able to have lunch with her in L.A. in Oct 2010 for those shows. Nice lady! Dexter Fong: Llaaaadt!! Dexter Fong: Laaaady!! cease: they have always needed better agents than they've had over the years jahgust: Jerry Lewis sings Styx!! Dexter Fong: Jerry Lewis picks up sticks cease: i wonder why kirkland instead of la? jahgust: And has drawn out battle with Buddy Rich!! Dexter Fong: They've always kept a low profile Dexter Fong: Traps, the Boy Wonder jahgust: Cat Yeh i was kinda wondering that as well though I bet it has most to do with proximity to Dave and Phil A. .Only Procmer would have to fly in. Assuming they will be thre. Dexter Fong: thre? or there? =) cease: bergman has been such a part of la for so long cease: his daughter is in la. dont know where his sister is jahgust: I wonder if he will be interred and if so where? L.A. , Shaker Hights? cease: merlyn will know. but he's not here jahgust: Is that Dxe or Dex! ;-) Dexter Fong: Dex! Yex!! *=) ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:23 PM, dragging Principalpoop by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?" cease: he mentioned flying to la. i thought that was for the funeral cease: hi poop Dexter Fong: Hiyah Poop jahgust: I am wondering how long they are going to try to keep the Oz going jahgust: Poopster! Principalpoop: hey all, jerry lewis, hhhelooooo cease: how long or if jahgust: Indeed Cat! Dexter Fong: Questions that Youth wants an answer to from Principalpoop: Youth needs to get a job first before he starts asking questions... Dexter Fong: Ha Ha...there are no jobs Principalpoop: ok, then cut the soles off his shoes and do the rest jahgust: Now playing Hour Hour ep. 16 I ain't got no body and nobody cares for my grave...apt Principalpoop: any news on the investigation? Dexter Fong: I just want to be embalmed, fiber glassed, mounted on an oaken board and well hung over the mantlepiece Principalpoop: i had all money on one of the phils going first, somebody put the fix in.... jahgust: Who is being vestigated? cease: i'm glad DOM came out before pete's death. a lot more people have access to all his great radio work from 40 years ago cease: he was very enthusiastic about that in langley Dexter Fong: Agreed cat, as you know, I'm quite partial to the radio shows iz a viz the albums jahgust: DOM has been on constant play since last Feb when I first got it. It just does not get old!! Principalpoop: lots of firesign clip on youtube, more than I recall jahgust: Yeh That was a huge thrill to hear it from him that they were working on it! I am glad that we were able to 4 more hours of them in that mode for those 2 RFO shows and the KBOO show jahgust: able to get... Principalpoop: gonna treat me like a birther or 911-conspiracist, ok ok, I've got your number... jahgust: zzzzt Principalpoop: schroon lake all over again Dexter Fong: Birther!!?? I thought you were a water brother, brother ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and SpringTweening gets out at 9:32 PM. SpringTweening: Hola amigos SpringTweening: Got any corn? Dexter Fong: Spring forward Tweeny Principalpoop: spring has sprung cease: hi tween jahgust: Sounds painful Tweeny! Principalpoop: all I could think of was water closet fong, and I didn't need to go there SpringTweening: I sprung a leak jahgust: Catherwood would you go for Poop? ||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear jahgust Dexter Fong: ...in my 1968 Birch bark Camarro Principalpoop: use the turnip on the leak Dexter Fong: and put the lime in the coconut SpringTweening: Sounds like Frankenfood to me, Dex cease: i had a cocktail by that name in vegas. much better than the song Principalpoop: yah, when kim the eskimo gets here, everybodys gonna jump for joy Dexter Fong: Oh rats, not, vittles a la Igor again, Mom SpringTweening: so saf about Bergman. I was so hoping that they would get together for another project. SpringTweening: *sad Principalpoop: oh vittles, rats a la igor, dad Dexter Fong: And Jim the Exkimo gonna be right on her tail Principalpoop: coming around the mountain jahgust: They had started to play with the Debit Debit Debit bit from a recent RFO improve that they all liked Dexter Fong: I get the tails Principalpoop: indeed sad tween jahgust: Talking Over Each Other! SpringTweening: Putting together a Bergman tribute for my next Roadkill Show cease: it sounded like he was looking towards the future almost until he died Principalpoop: ingmar? Dexter Fong: Ingrid SpringTweening: Yes, P. Movie clips which I shall play on the radio Principalpoop: in excess Dexter Fong: Gloria SpringTweening: Peter was quite a fighter cease: like the firesign show jahgust: Yeh eternally hopefull somehow. Probably what made him so intrigueing maybe. Principalpoop: godfrey daniel cease: thier very first appearance in 66 Principalpoop: tomorrow is where it is at man SpringTweening: He wasn't going to let The Reaper have his way without a fight jahgust: I hope they see fit to release what they have of those earlier shows as well. jahgust: I am sure Peter had a knock down drag out with reaper! cease: taylor has been working on that for a long time Principalpoop: my understanding is that they want to, but the quality needs to be presentable ||||||||| Catherwood ushers Elayne inside, makes a note of the time (9:42 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something. Dexter Fong: Alan Gross's videos have a lot of interesting stuff Elayne: Evenin' all! Principalpoop: hi E Dexter Fong: Hi elayne cease: hi el jahgust: Eh I would be happy with any of it! Elayne: How was Florida, Dex? Thanks for bringing the weather back with you. Dexter Fong: Same here JAH jahgust: Hi El! Dexter Fong: It was pretty good when I left Elayne Elayne: Hello Jah Principalpoop: where did you leave elayne fong? Dexter Fong: Where I found her, Poop...where I found her Elayne: Pretty much where I've always been, PrinPoop. Principalpoop: lol Principalpoop: and Peggy? Elayne: Dang, it's hotter than Hellmouth in this room. I'm going to get a drink. Dexter Fong: Well Peggy's another story jahgust: Who's Peggy? Principalpoop: any why is it your drinking me lassy? Principalpoop: and, rats Dexter Fong: A story well calculated to kepp You in suspense.............Dah Dah da dum Elayne: Prinpoop, mostly to give me hullaballoo-cinations. Principalpoop: i can shindig that Elayne: Ooh, pretty paisley crystals! Elayne: No wait, they're pink. Afraid I can't get too much of a rush out of potassium citrate.
Dexter Fong hootenannys Principalpoop: i am a sodium cloride kinda guy myself Dexter Fong: And how long have ye been a sailor, lad Elayne: It would probably make a good mixer for something, though. I'll have to have a think about it. Principalpoop: something early in the morning fong Dexter Fong: It's a greenhorn ye are than, son Principalpoop: is it hydrogen dioxide? Dexter Fong: Not usually Principalpoop: tang, mix anything with tang jahgust: Sounds like you all have bought the Pharmacueticals! Dexter Fong: Dang that's orange Principalpoop: we take drugs seriously at my house Dexter Fong: I'm outta pharmaceuticals, Hight risk bonds is where it's at cease: we take drugs seriously at our house cease: beat me to it, poop Elayne: I seriously miss taking drugs. Principalpoop: but you got it right, you win Dexter Fong: lol elayne Principalpoop: the stuff on the street nowadays, we would be in trouble E Dexter Fong: Rowdy's? Neighborhood ruffians? Dexter Fong: Juvenile Pranksters Dexter Fong: Out on a spree? Principalpoop: i don't even know the name of the stuff, but the main stream media has scared me straight hehe Elayne: Oh PrinPoop, I'm sure someone still has the milder nature-grown variety, but I just don't know anyone any more. And I don't liv ein a medical mari-hooha state. Dexter Fong: And what about the Gay mari-hooha states? Principalpoop: i watch the pot growing instructional clips at youtube sometimes, ahhhh Elayne: Most of the 24-hour party people of my acquaintance get hopped up on good old-fashioned booze, not my main drug o' choice if I had a choice. SpringTweening: Where the government got the notion that they have the authority to tell adult Americans what they can imbibe is beyond me Dexter Fong: It ain't the 60s anymore Principalpoop: said I'd like to know where you got the notion... Elayne: I never took drugs in the '60s, I was a kid! Elayne: I never even took drugs in the '70s. Dexter Fong: Yah gotta start early if you wanna stick it out Elayne: I was viriulently anti-drug in college (late '70s). Dexter Fong: Ah, a virus no doubt Principalpoop: i started in late 60s, all of the 70s, and almost half of the 80s, ahhh youth jahgust: Can't do em anymore! Sober for 10 yeez! But I want to drink and do speed all the time!!! Principalpoop: old joke, I don't swear, drink or smoke. Shit, I left my cigarettes at the bar again jahgust: Ah Poop you're so hep! Principalpoop: you betcha Dexter Fong: Another old joke: Norfolk Va. high school cheer: We don't smoke! We don't drink! Norfolk! Norfolk! Dexter Fong: Pronunciation is key here Principalpoop: noo, that is the italian on his honeymoon the train through virginia... Dexter Fong: Sound scenic, Poop ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Principalpoop: Nads would be a great team name, Go Nads! Dexter Fong: And the mascot, Goat Nads Principalpoop: some goats passed me in a tractor trailer today Dexter Fong: Poop: You gotta get a faster car Principalpoop: little ones, staring out at me, with those big goat eyes Elayne: Goats or ghosts? Or ghosts of goats or both? cease: changed computers Dexter Fong: Did you get hypmotized and fall over? Dexter Fong: Mobile goats that stare at men Principalpoop: I asked Wotsop, they just stared, just goats Dexter Fong: Perhaps you took a gruff tone with them Dexter Fong: They don't like that shit man jahgust: Now Playing Hour Hour ep. 17 There's been alot of trouble out here, you know Principalpoop: they were packed in like sardines Dexter Fong: All rolled up around a caper berry Dexter Fong: The leader had a pimento Principalpoop: one scratches and the other sighs in relief jahgust: Catherwood can you find my hat and goat? ||||||||| Catherwood finds jahgust's hat and goat. Dexter Fong: thus, they while away the time Principalpoop: he found it, look he found it Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please find my goatee ||||||||| Catherwood finds Dexter Fong's goatee. jahgust: That's not my goat! Catherwood what have upi done? ||||||||| Catherwood nots jahgust's goat what have upi done. Principalpoop: got a new computer cat? Dexter Fong: Well, jah, you gonna take that crap from C'wood? Principalpoop: I'll get your goat, oh peggy... cease: its 8 years old. is thqat new? jahgust: I think Catherwood has been dipping into the pharmacueticals again! ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to jahgust and inquires "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" Dexter Fong: Compared to the pyramids cease: im on another chat on the main one so i', opn the laptop Principalpoop: no, just a different computer, you said one was on its last leg.. Dexter Fong: C'wood exhibits paranoic behavior cease: yes it really does need to be replaced Principalpoop: moody blues are coming to roanoke or salem, their shows still good? Dexter Fong: All on meds, not so moody as before jahgust: 8 years in laptop land is elderly! Principalpoop: rats Dexter Fong: Fer sure..My new laptop is only under warantee till next Thursday cease: lol dex Elayne: I'd still see 'em, PrinPoop. Saw and enjoyed them once in concert. ||||||||| Bunnyboy tiptoes in around 10:08 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident." jahgust: And you just bought it brand new yesterday right? Bunnyboy: Hiyez. Dexter Fong: Yep, jah Elayne: I'd probably still do Justin Hayward. Not that he'd ever ask. cease: hi bun Elayne: Hey Bunnyboy! Dexter Fong: And it's gonna take a week to hook up Principalpoop: hip hop bunny Dexter Fong: Hi Bunny cease: you know anythinbg about bergman tribute in kirkland? jahgust: Bun! Dexter Fong: Hwere? Elayne: Ugh, that's my limit reached. Sorry cats and kittens, I worked till 8 tonight. Gotta hit the proverbial sack. Elayne: Next week, all. Dexter Fong: Hwere?(?) ||||||||| At 10:10 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elayne!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on... Principalpoop: ciaoo cease: by el Dexter Fong: Talk to you Elayne Principalpoop: you know the turkish star trek E? ahh rats Dexter Fong: That some kinda egg plant dish, Poop? jahgust: Night El! Principalpoop: a farce, made in turkey, on youtube, i don't like egg plant, make me scream like the coneheads cease: there is an egglpant dish called the priest fainted cease: although its from moslem countries so probbly the imam fainted Bunnyboy: First heard about Kirkland, reading tonight's log. Dexter Fong: Cat: Imam Bayildi = the eggplant dish cease: you know it, dexc? Dexter Fong: A BIG favorite of Myrna's Dexter Fong: I like it but somewhat less so Principalpoop: Loy? cease: i just read about it in a book today Dexter Fong: Poop: My Wife =)) but named after Loy ||||||||| 10:15 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!" Principalpoop: ohh she does have a name, ok, thanks hehe llanwydd: good evening cease: llan Principalpoop: good evening jahgust: evenin Dexter Fong: Poop: YOu think because you now have her name, you can summon her? hahahahaha!! llanwydd: loy who? Dexter Fong: Hi llan Dexter Fong: Loy Yur Principalpoop: no, like charlie on charlies angels, but I did not know who's angel you were hehe Dexter Fong: Imam Loy Yur ||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:17 PM and H Stones sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece. Principalpoop: your highness, welcome llanwydd: hey stones Dexter Fong: Okay...Catherwood save my place while i go afkfr ||||||||| Catherwood saves Dexter Fong's place while i go afkfr. cease: stones Principalpoop: straighten out this brouhaha H Stones: greetings one and all from across the pond Bunnyboy: Brb. Dog break. Principalpoop: i took homer earlier Principalpoop: try skype stones, honey has been there for a while tonight jahgust: Stones don't fall in! Principalpoop: hot in FLA too llan? H Stones: has anybody heard from Honey Sanchez in NM, she is attempting to get boadband from a new soure and of course may be experiencing communicaion difficulties. If all else fails you can contact her on 505-504-3644grid willing SpringTweening: Got some good t-storms here a couple of days ago Principalpoop: i talk to the wind, the wind does not hear, the stones do not read
Dexter Fong returns and sits on Catherwoodslap ||||||||| Catherwood snubs Dexter Fong H Stones: skype has been up and down more often than a whores nightie Principalpoop: she had been green for over an hour now Dexter Fong: Sounds serious H Stones: skype will not let me on Principalpoop: there was another update, since the last time I updated jahgust: 21st Centurey Schizoid POOP! RRREH! REH REH REH NEH!!! WOO>>>WOOO>>>WOOO>>> Principalpoop: don't go in, update first H Stones: it wouldnt even let me do that PP Principalpoop: cat paw, iron lung, something something scream for more Principalpoop: huh? Principalpoop: delete all, and do a clean install, they save your contact list online now H Stones: skype has been a pile of pants since the solar flares jahgust: It's either nuerosurgeons or sheropidist...not too sure... H Stones: not minethey dont Principalpoop: it says 24, million are online Dexter Fong: Okay. Everybody go to the window; lift it up; and scream as loudly as you can "Honeeeeeyyyyy!!!" H Stones: minus one of course ||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Honey Sanchez into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:25 PM, then departs. Principalpoop: hey straight man, where have you been? SpringTweening: Hi Honey, Stones Dexter Fong: IEncroyable!!! Principalpoop: ahh there is honey cease: hi honey Honey Sanchez: Hey!!! I thought I heard all kinds of racket from this room whoz yellin???
Dexter Fong points at everybody else Principalpoop: jahgust, it was him, not me jahgust: Whose essited? H Stones: just goes to show that yelling out the window beats the fuck out of skye any day Dexter Fong: llanwydd H Stones: even if you spell it ok Honey Sanchez: OH Great!!! I can not even get the room to acknowledge me sniff sniff Dexter Fong: and the pee outta skye too llanwydd: yes, dex? Dexter Fong: Sorry llan, thought you had essited Principalpoop: i'll acknowledge you like nobodys business honey jahgust: Sorry Honey! Are you essited?
Honey Sanchez stalks off in a tizzy and sits on catherwood's lap ||||||||| Catherwood stalkss off in a tizzy and sits on 's lap. Principalpoop: lets get physical, let me hear your body talk, not you fong Dexter Fong: I've just been redacted today, and I've never looked better or blacker llanwydd: I think you missed the meaning of "essited", dex H Stones: as in crossed off Dexter Fong: No doubt llan =) jahgust: Catherwood is stuck in a feedback loop...loop ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to jahgust and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" Principalpoop: you are a lucky catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Principalpoop and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" Bunnyboy: Any joy in Mudheadville? Dexter Fong: Please take this tranquilizer Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Dexter Fong and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?" jahgust: He is easily riled tonight, eh Catherwood? ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to jahgust and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Dexter Fong throws C'wood to the floor and injects lots of tranquil H Stones: I am definitel online Honey but skype is pile of rotten fish as per usual Dexter Fong: Why that pile ' Dexter Fong: o' rotten fish could feed a family for a week Bunnyboy: (sings) Rock the bot (don't rock the bot, baby)... H Stones: you willl need better than calpol Dex, Honey Sanchez: ow! ow! sheesh get catherwood offa me when he is tranquil he weighs like dead weight ||||||||| Catherwood gets offa me when he is tranquil he weighs like dead weight. Honey Sanchez: ow! ow! sheesh get catherwood offa me when he is tranquil he weighs like dead weight ||||||||| Catherwood gets offa me when he is tranquil he weighs like dead weight. Dexter Fong: scalpel? car pool? ?? Principalpoop: instead of kim the eskimo, we got stones the brit, is that close enough? can I jump for joy? jahgust: Catherwood is really drunk tonight1 ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to jahgust and says "Would you like something?"
Honey Sanchez thought it was quinn the eskimo?? Dexter Fong: No dat's Jim de eskimo Principalpoop: oops, kim, jim, quinn, something like that Honey Sanchez: oh no oops that is dr. quimm medicine woman cease: back on the dell Dexter Fong: No dat's de Beloved president o' North Korea Principalpoop: hmmmm Principalpoop: i have a quiver for your quim Dexter Fong: You thinking 'bout madame Kim Jim Quinn Honey Sanchez: ah so Principalpoop: thinking of it makes me quiver Bunnyboy: It would kill if somebody used The Cars' "Shake It Up", as Etch-A-Sketch Romney parody/political ad music. H Stones: Honey, try and all me on skype if my name shows up, its a pile opants at the moment Dexter Fong: It's a bloody load of linen, 'swot it is Principalpoop: you are in colne huh? Honey Sanchez: i like archery so i keep arrows in my quiver Dexter Fong: Do not emulate the Amazons, honey Principalpoop: betty and veronica like archery also hehe Dexter Fong: And Mrs Grundy too Principalpoop: do a clean install stones, the only way Principalpoop: if it is not letting you update, or your firewall is screwing the pouch Dexter Fong: There's no such thing as a "clean" install, some are dirtier than others...it's SAhroon lake all over again Principalpoop: mrs grundy related to olive oil? Bunnyboy: MAD and Nat Lamp ARCHIE parodies are equally brilliant H Stones: all my installs are very dirty indeed Principalpoop: they looked the same Dexter Fong: No, but she does use it Honey Sanchez: have you tried to get any of the planets on skype to respond to you Poop?? cease: dwarf is an archie parody Principalpoop: huh? planets? ||||||||| llanwydd leaves to catch the 10:39 PM train to Hellmouth. Dexter Fong: Mercury and Saturn are in the western sky after sundown Principalpoop: let me put my teeth in, and I will call you honey SpringTweening: ... Honey Sanchez: hmmm i thought it was venus and jupiter Dexter Fong: You know how to thhlur don't you, Poop? Just put your gums together and blow Honey Sanchez: hmmm i thought it was venus and jupiter Dexter Fong: Honey, your well may be right..I just took a wild guess Honey Sanchez: you dont need your teeth in to call me Honey Dexter Fong: No, but it is easier Dexter Fong: and less scary Bunnyboy: cat: And THE ALDRICH FAMILY, and Andy Hardy. cease: if there were no archie and jughead, there would be no peorgie and mudhead Dexter Fong: Not however, a date with judy, or our miss brooks Bunnyboy: They'd be Hamlet and Horatio. Dexter Fong: But there would be a Henway and STONER cease: and he wouldnt have his 2-tones through the floorboard Dexter Fong: Damn right, the two-tones would be marching in Korea cease: on which side? Dexter Fong: Either side jahgust: the other side Dexter Fong: The sunny side cease: i think they're speaking chinese on the other side Dexter Fong: On the side o 'Madame Kim Jim Quinn jahgust: It's oK they are speaking Chinese! Dexter Fong: Parka and Locket jahgust: AH you beat me Cat! I owe you a drink!! cease: i didnt know there was a competition, but i'll take the drink jahgust: If this Kirkland thing happens and I can swing it, if you are there I will buy!! Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give him the really big drink ||||||||| Catherwood gets him the really big drink. cease: just what i wanted. a swimming pool full of sangria
Dexter Fong believes C'wood is much calmed, his meds are kicking in cease: indeed, jah. i wish we had more news about that jahgust: Hopefully more to come as the days grow longer and my hair grows shorter! Bunnyboy: (sings) It's Spodie! It's Odie! The billing doesn't matter... Dexter Fong: Don't whine for me, Spodie Odie H Stones: facebook and skype are busy with some mutual masturbation and i am not included at all Dexter Fong: It's everyman for hisself H Stones: nothing works Dexter Fong: See your doctor Dexter Fong: If nothing works for 4 hours or more, you're probably dead ||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| H Stones - dead from the fiddlers ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Dexter Fong: I done tole him so Dexter Fong: But I didn't see de fiddlers comin' Principalpoop: back, Dexter Fong: He's been arcoed and pizzicattoed Principalpoop: molto bene Dexter Fong: With severe down strokes at the frog Dexter Fong: his little f hole is all damaged cease: was watching program about making pasta on the other computer Principalpoop: don't make pasta on the computer, the keys will get stuck Dexter Fong: You can make pasta on a computer? cease: this chat is more interesting Principalpoop: that is not saying much lol Dexter Fong: make a well in the flour mixture and add two eggs Principalpoop: more interesting than making pasta hehe jahgust: The new ipasta from Apple Principalpoop: the watching paint dry chat, now that is an interesting chat Dexter Fong: said the cannibal, ipasta missionary in the woods jahgust: and boy were his arms tired!!! ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. Dexter Fong: What was left of his arms jahgust: Oh Catherwood you're such a tool! ||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to jahgust and yells "oh, fuck off jahgust!" Dexter Fong: Catherwod, please apologize to jahgust Honey Sanchez: oooh well stones stomped back across the pond muttering everything is pants! Dexter Fong: well, he's gone all catotonic Honey Sanchez: soz I be here den Dexter Fong: Honey, and just when i was going to measure his inseam jahgust: It's OK I did sort of poke the old fool!! Honey Sanchez: giggles Dexter Fong: Let me try.....Catherwood, what time is it? ||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:02 PM" Honey Sanchez: giggles Dexter Fong: Ah, he's coming around Honey Sanchez: He said he could not even get this chat room to respond to him awwwwwwwwwww Dexter Fong: He means, this chat room with awe Honey Sanchez: ahha Dexter Fong: Sorry Catherwood, you're not god you know ||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Dexter Fong and mumbles "oh, fuck off Dexter Fong!" Dexter Fong: Funny....but lacking content Catherwood ||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Fong jahgust: Is that Awe or the Yaws ? Dexter Fong: What's yaws?
Honey Sanchez sidles up to Catherwood and smooches him on his hard wood.....neck ||||||||| Catherwood sidless up to and smooches him on his hard woodneck. jahgust: That thig where the letter ' 'is take from all of the words. cease: if its not mine its yahs Honey Sanchez: hahaha Honey Sanchez: yah Dexter Fong: with an olive or lemon twistCatherwoodf, admire yourself in the mirror ||||||||| Catherwood with an olive or lemon twist f admires himself in the mirror . Dexter Fong: Two trains on one track Honey Sanchez: umm really what IS yaws??? Is it painful? Dexter Fong: Ask jahgust, he brought it up Dexter Fong: I think Yaws is a Swedish Great White Shark
Honey Sanchez figgers it must be something like shingles or something one catches while on a boat
Honey Sanchez figgers it must be something like shingles or something one catches while on a boat Dexter Fong: Like syphylis? Dexter Fong: Like syphylis Dexter Fong: Or rickets Honey Sanchez: is that how that's spelled?? Dexter Fong: Richets jahgust: i am yawing right ow so i thik i will sig off for this week a d hope to stop by agi ext week! Dexter Fong: What? Syphylis or Rickets, or Yaws? Honey Sanchez: richets small little wealthy people jahgust: Good ight everyoe! Honey Sanchez: richets small little wealthy people Dexter Fong: Night jah ||||||||| jahgust leaves at 11:10 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..." cease: by joe Honey Sanchez: nite jah SpringTweening: Have a great week, all... ||||||||| At 11:12 PM, SpringTweening hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..." Dexter Fong: Night TWEENY Dexter Fong: Tweeny
Honey Sanchez sigh, best I be gettin' meself into my sleeping suit it's good to be back see ya'll next time
Honey Sanchez bye
Honey Sanchez bye ||||||||| At 11:12 PM, Honey Sanchez vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted! cease: by honey Dexter Fong: Bye, Honey, Bye cease: off we fly ||||||||| 11:13 PM -- cease left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). Dexter Fong: Any itmes on the agenda left? Dexter Fong: items Dexter Fong: Then next week it is good sirs Dexter Fong: Night Poop Bunnyboy: Oh! Me too. Nite! ||||||||| Bunnyboy is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 11:15 PM. Principalpoop: have a super week fong Principalpoop: got stones and honey talking on skype Principalpoop: i am not talking, got them talking to each other, finally hehe ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| "Hey Principalpoop!" ... Principalpoop turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:58 PM, I don't have to go yet!"... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
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