A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 22, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| 11:45 AM: puppet guy jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes some tones on a small xylophone and says "It is noon in New York this day of March 22, 2012 "- then a trapdoor opens up and swallows him.
||||||||| It's 12:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| puppet guy - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and RedPillTweeny gets out at 2:58 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 22, 2012 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'cease', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:02 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:05 PM, dragging Dexter Fong by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
Dexter Fong: Hi Cat
cease: Dex
cease: are you in florida?
Dexter Fong: I didn't hear about Bergman until tuesday afternoon a week ago
Dexter Fong: No, back in NYC
cease: elayne told us that last week
cease: we allfigured you'd heard. austin was interviewed by nyt the day of his death
Dexter Fong: I checked the cheese log
cease: there was a kind of wake/chat on saturday and austin came by
Dexter Fong: Saw the big chat wake
cease: i want to watch alan gross's tribute to bergman but for some reason can't download flash on either computer
Dexter Fong: It will be interesting to see if any/how many stop by here tonight
cease: i have to ask merl about a tribute to bergman in washington state
Dexter Fong: How are you doing
cease: firsign fan gretchn on facebook says there'll be a tributre to bergman in april in kirkland
cease: not too bad
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:10 PM and late as usual, it's jahgust, just back from Elmertown."
Dexter Fong: that's good to hear
cease: hi jah
jahgust: Hey all
Dexter Fong: Jai, jah
cease: but i can't find anything about it on the firesign page
jahgust: Just reading above and was hoping for some clarity about same said memorial in Kirkland
cease: you know about that too, jah?
jahgust: Yep gretchen sent info. I messaged Mo Weston to see if there were other details
jahgust: Guess we all know just about the same. nothing on the site or in the google verse
cease: that's their agent, right?
jahgust: Yep.
cease: i think i met her in the bar after the langley shows a couple years ago
jahgust: Yeh thats right we were there with Sam , Pete and Dave and a bunch of other!
jahgust: I was able to have lunch with her in L.A. in Oct 2010 for those shows. Nice lady!
Dexter Fong: Llaaaadt!!
Dexter Fong: Laaaady!!
cease: they have always needed better agents than they've had over the years
jahgust: Jerry Lewis sings Styx!!
Dexter Fong: Jerry Lewis picks up sticks
cease: i wonder why kirkland instead of la?
jahgust: And has drawn out battle with Buddy Rich!!
Dexter Fong: They've always kept a low profile
Dexter Fong: Traps, the Boy Wonder
jahgust: Cat Yeh i was kinda wondering that as well though I bet it has most to do with proximity to Dave and Phil A. .Only Procmer would have to fly in. Assuming they will be thre.
Dexter Fong: thre? or there? =)
cease: bergman has been such a part of la for so long
cease: his daughter is in la. dont know where his sister is
jahgust: I wonder if he will be interred and if so where? L.A. , Shaker Hights?
cease: merlyn will know. but he's not here
jahgust: Is that Dxe or Dex! ;-)
Dexter Fong: Dex! Yex!! *=)
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:23 PM, dragging Principalpoop by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
cease: he mentioned flying to la. i thought that was for the funeral
cease: hi poop
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Poop
jahgust: I am wondering how long they are going to try to keep the Oz going
jahgust: Poopster!
Principalpoop: hey all, jerry lewis, hhhelooooo
cease: how long or if
jahgust: Indeed Cat!
Dexter Fong: Questions that Youth wants an answer to from
Principalpoop: Youth needs to get a job first before he starts asking questions...
Dexter Fong: Ha Ha...there are no jobs
Principalpoop: ok, then cut the soles off his shoes and do the rest
jahgust: Now playing Hour Hour ep. 16 I ain't got no body and nobody cares for my grave...apt
Principalpoop: any news on the investigation?
Dexter Fong: I just want to be embalmed, fiber glassed, mounted on an oaken board and well hung over the mantlepiece
Principalpoop: i had all money on one of the phils going first, somebody put the fix in....
jahgust: Who is being vestigated?
cease: i'm glad DOM came out before pete's death. a lot more people have access to all his great radio work from 40 years ago
cease: he was very enthusiastic about that in langley
Dexter Fong: Agreed cat, as you know, I'm quite partial to the radio shows iz a viz the albums
jahgust: DOM has been on constant play since last Feb when I first got it. It just does not get old!!
Principalpoop: lots of firesign clip on youtube, more than I recall
jahgust: Yeh That was a huge thrill to hear it from him that they were working on it! I am glad that we were able to 4 more hours of them in that mode for those 2 RFO shows and the KBOO show
jahgust: able to get...
Principalpoop: gonna treat me like a birther or 911-conspiracist, ok ok, I've got your number...
jahgust: zzzzt
Principalpoop: schroon lake all over again
Dexter Fong: Birther!!?? I thought you were a water brother, brother
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and SpringTweening gets out at 9:32 PM.
SpringTweening: Hola amigos
SpringTweening: Got any corn?
Dexter Fong: Spring forward Tweeny
Principalpoop: spring has sprung
cease: hi tween
jahgust: Sounds painful Tweeny!
Principalpoop: all I could think of was water closet fong, and I didn't need to go there
SpringTweening: I sprung a leak
jahgust: Catherwood would you go for Poop?
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear jahgust
Dexter Fong: ...in my 1968 Birch bark Camarro
Principalpoop: use the turnip on the leak
Dexter Fong: and put the lime in the coconut
SpringTweening: Sounds like Frankenfood to me, Dex
cease: i had a cocktail by that name in vegas. much better than the song
Principalpoop: yah, when kim the eskimo gets here, everybodys gonna jump for joy
Dexter Fong: Oh rats, not, vittles a la Igor again, Mom
SpringTweening: so saf about Bergman. I was so hoping that they would get together for another project.
SpringTweening: *sad
Principalpoop: oh vittles, rats a la igor, dad
Dexter Fong: And Jim the Exkimo gonna be right on her tail
Principalpoop: coming around the mountain
jahgust: They had started to play with the Debit Debit Debit bit from a recent RFO improve that they all liked
Dexter Fong: I get the tails
Principalpoop: indeed sad tween
jahgust: Talking Over Each Other!
SpringTweening: Putting together a Bergman tribute for my next Roadkill Show
cease: it sounded like he was looking towards the future almost until he died
Principalpoop: ingmar?
Dexter Fong: Ingrid
SpringTweening: Yes, P. Movie clips which I shall play on the radio
Principalpoop: in excess
Dexter Fong: Gloria
SpringTweening: Peter was quite a fighter
cease: like the firesign show
jahgust: Yeh eternally hopefull somehow. Probably what made him so intrigueing maybe.
Principalpoop: godfrey daniel
cease: thier very first appearance in 66
Principalpoop: tomorrow is where it is at man
SpringTweening: He wasn't going to let The Reaper have his way without a fight
jahgust: I hope they see fit to release what they have of those earlier shows as well.
jahgust: I am sure Peter had a knock down drag out with reaper!
cease: taylor has been working on that for a long time
Principalpoop: my understanding is that they want to, but the quality needs to be presentable
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Elayne inside, makes a note of the time (9:42 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Dexter Fong: Alan Gross's videos have a lot of interesting stuff
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Principalpoop: hi E
Dexter Fong: Hi elayne
cease: hi el
jahgust: Eh I would be happy with any of it!
Elayne: How was Florida, Dex? Thanks for bringing the weather back with you.
Dexter Fong: Same here JAH
jahgust: Hi El!
Dexter Fong: It was pretty good when I left Elayne
Elayne: Hello Jah
Principalpoop: where did you leave elayne fong?
Dexter Fong: Where I found her, Poop...where I found her
Elayne: Pretty much where I've always been, PrinPoop.
Principalpoop: lol
Principalpoop: and Peggy?
Elayne: Dang, it's hotter than Hellmouth in this room. I'm going to get a drink.
Dexter Fong: Well Peggy's another story
jahgust: Who's Peggy?
Principalpoop: any why is it your drinking me lassy?
Principalpoop: and, rats
Dexter Fong: A story well calculated to kepp You in suspense.............Dah Dah da dum
Elayne: Prinpoop, mostly to give me hullaballoo-cinations.
Principalpoop: i can shindig that
Elayne: Ooh, pretty paisley crystals!
Elayne: No wait, they're pink. Afraid I can't get too much of a rush out of potassium citrate.
Dexter Fong hootenannys
Principalpoop: i am a sodium cloride kinda guy myself
Dexter Fong: And how long have ye been a sailor, lad
Elayne: It would probably make a good mixer for something, though. I'll have to have a think about it.
Principalpoop: something early in the morning fong
Dexter Fong: It's a greenhorn ye are than, son
Principalpoop: is it hydrogen dioxide?
Dexter Fong: Not usually
Principalpoop: tang, mix anything with tang
jahgust: Sounds like you all have bought the Pharmacueticals!
Dexter Fong: Dang that's orange
Principalpoop: we take drugs seriously at my house
Dexter Fong: I'm outta pharmaceuticals, Hight risk bonds is where it's at
cease: we take drugs seriously at our house
cease: beat me to it, poop
Elayne: I seriously miss taking drugs.
Principalpoop: but you got it right, you win
Dexter Fong: lol elayne
Principalpoop: the stuff on the street nowadays, we would be in trouble E
Dexter Fong: Rowdy's? Neighborhood ruffians?
Dexter Fong: Juvenile Pranksters
Dexter Fong: Out on a spree?
Principalpoop: i don't even know the name of the stuff, but the main stream media has scared me straight hehe
Elayne: Oh PrinPoop, I'm sure someone still has the milder nature-grown variety, but I just don't know anyone any more. And I don't liv ein a medical mari-hooha state.
Dexter Fong: And what about the Gay mari-hooha states?
Principalpoop: i watch the pot growing instructional clips at youtube sometimes, ahhhh
Elayne: Most of the 24-hour party people of my acquaintance get hopped up on good old-fashioned booze, not my main drug o' choice if I had a choice.
SpringTweening: Where the government got the notion that they have the authority to tell adult Americans what they can imbibe is beyond me
Dexter Fong: It ain't the 60s anymore
Principalpoop: said I'd like to know where you got the notion...
Elayne: I never took drugs in the '60s, I was a kid!
Elayne: I never even took drugs in the '70s.
Dexter Fong: Yah gotta start early if you wanna stick it out
Elayne: I was viriulently anti-drug in college (late '70s).
Dexter Fong: Ah, a virus no doubt
Principalpoop: i started in late 60s, all of the 70s, and almost half of the 80s, ahhh youth
jahgust: Can't do em anymore! Sober for 10 yeez! But I want to drink and do speed all the time!!!
Principalpoop: old joke, I don't swear, drink or smoke. Shit, I left my cigarettes at the bar again
jahgust: Ah Poop you're so hep!
Principalpoop: you betcha
Dexter Fong: Another old joke: Norfolk Va. high school cheer: We don't smoke! We don't drink! Norfolk! Norfolk!
Dexter Fong: Pronunciation is key here
Principalpoop: noo, that is the italian on his honeymoon the train through virginia...
Dexter Fong: Sound scenic, Poop
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: Nads would be a great team name, Go Nads!
Dexter Fong: And the mascot, Goat Nads
Principalpoop: some goats passed me in a tractor trailer today
Dexter Fong: Poop: You gotta get a faster car
Principalpoop: little ones, staring out at me, with those big goat eyes
Elayne: Goats or ghosts? Or ghosts of goats or both?
cease: changed computers
Dexter Fong: Did you get hypmotized and fall over?
Dexter Fong: Mobile goats that stare at men
Principalpoop: I asked Wotsop, they just stared, just goats
Dexter Fong: Perhaps you took a gruff tone with them
Dexter Fong: They don't like that shit man
jahgust: Now Playing Hour Hour ep. 17 There's been alot of trouble out here, you know
Principalpoop: they were packed in like sardines
Dexter Fong: All rolled up around a caper berry
Dexter Fong: The leader had a pimento
Principalpoop: one scratches and the other sighs in relief
jahgust: Catherwood can you find my hat and goat?
||||||||| Catherwood finds jahgust's hat and goat.
Dexter Fong: thus, they while away the time
Principalpoop: he found it, look he found it
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please find my goatee
||||||||| Catherwood finds Dexter Fong's goatee.
jahgust: That's not my goat! Catherwood what have upi done?
||||||||| Catherwood nots jahgust's goat what have upi done.
Principalpoop: got a new computer cat?
Dexter Fong: Well, jah, you gonna take that crap from C'wood?
Principalpoop: I'll get your goat, oh peggy...
cease: its 8 years old. is thqat new?
jahgust: I think Catherwood has been dipping into the pharmacueticals again!
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to jahgust and inquires "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Dexter Fong: Compared to the pyramids
cease: im on another chat on the main one so i', opn the laptop
Principalpoop: no, just a different computer, you said one was on its last leg..
Dexter Fong: C'wood exhibits paranoic behavior
cease: yes it really does need to be replaced
Principalpoop: moody blues are coming to roanoke or salem, their shows still good?
Dexter Fong: All on meds, not so moody as before
jahgust: 8 years in laptop land is elderly!
Principalpoop: rats
Dexter Fong: Fer sure..My new laptop is only under warantee till next Thursday
cease: lol dex
Elayne: I'd still see 'em, PrinPoop. Saw and enjoyed them once in concert.
||||||||| Bunnyboy tiptoes in around 10:08 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
jahgust: And you just bought it brand new yesterday right?
Bunnyboy: Hiyez.
Dexter Fong: Yep, jah
Elayne: I'd probably still do Justin Hayward. Not that he'd ever ask.
cease: hi bun
Elayne: Hey Bunnyboy!
Dexter Fong: And it's gonna take a week to hook up
Principalpoop: hip hop bunny
Dexter Fong: Hi Bunny
cease: you know anythinbg about bergman tribute in kirkland?
jahgust: Bun!
Dexter Fong: Hwere?
Elayne: Ugh, that's my limit reached. Sorry cats and kittens, I worked till 8 tonight. Gotta hit the proverbial sack.
Elayne: Next week, all.
Dexter Fong: Hwere?(?)
||||||||| At 10:10 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elayne!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Principalpoop: ciaoo
cease: by el
Dexter Fong: Talk to you Elayne
Principalpoop: you know the turkish star trek E? ahh rats
Dexter Fong: That some kinda egg plant dish, Poop?
jahgust: Night El!
Principalpoop: a farce, made in turkey, on youtube, i don't like egg plant, make me scream like the coneheads
cease: there is an egglpant dish called the priest fainted
cease: although its from moslem countries so probbly the imam fainted
Bunnyboy: First heard about Kirkland, reading tonight's log.
Dexter Fong: Cat: Imam Bayildi = the eggplant dish
cease: you know it, dexc?
Dexter Fong: A BIG favorite of Myrna's
Dexter Fong: I like it but somewhat less so
Principalpoop: Loy?
cease: i just read about it in a book today
Dexter Fong: Poop: My Wife =)) but named after Loy
||||||||| 10:15 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Principalpoop: ohh she does have a name, ok, thanks hehe
llanwydd: good evening
cease: llan
Principalpoop: good evening
jahgust: evenin
Dexter Fong: Poop: YOu think because you now have her name, you can summon her? hahahahaha!!
llanwydd: loy who?
Dexter Fong: Hi llan
Dexter Fong: Loy Yur
Principalpoop: no, like charlie on charlies angels, but I did not know who's angel you were hehe
Dexter Fong: Imam Loy Yur
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:17 PM and H Stones sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Principalpoop: your highness, welcome
llanwydd: hey stones
Dexter Fong: Okay...Catherwood save my place while i go afkfr
||||||||| Catherwood saves Dexter Fong's place while i go afkfr.
cease: stones
Principalpoop: straighten out this brouhaha
H Stones: greetings one and all from across the pond
Bunnyboy: Brb. Dog break.
Principalpoop: i took homer earlier
Principalpoop: try skype stones, honey has been there for a while tonight
jahgust: Stones don't fall in!
Principalpoop: hot in FLA too llan?
H Stones: has anybody heard from Honey Sanchez in NM, she is attempting to get boadband from a new soure and of course may be experiencing communicaion difficulties. If all else fails you can contact her on 505-504-3644grid willing
SpringTweening: Got some good t-storms here a couple of days ago
Principalpoop: i talk to the wind, the wind does not hear, the stones do not read
Dexter Fong returns and sits on Catherwoodslap
||||||||| Catherwood snubs Dexter Fong
H Stones: skype has been up and down more often than a whores nightie
Principalpoop: she had been green for over an hour now
Dexter Fong: Sounds serious
H Stones: skype will not let me on
Principalpoop: there was another update, since the last time I updated
jahgust: 21st Centurey Schizoid POOP! RRREH! REH REH REH NEH!!! WOO>>>WOOO>>>WOOO>>>
Principalpoop: don't go in, update first
H Stones: it wouldnt even let me do that PP
Principalpoop: cat paw, iron lung, something something scream for more
Principalpoop: huh?
Principalpoop: delete all, and do a clean install, they save your contact list online now
H Stones: skype has been a pile of pants since the solar flares
jahgust: It's either nuerosurgeons or sheropidist...not too sure...
H Stones: not minethey dont
Principalpoop: it says 24, million are online
Dexter Fong: Okay. Everybody go to the window; lift it up; and scream as loudly as you can "Honeeeeeyyyyy!!!"
H Stones: minus one of course
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Honey Sanchez into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 10:25 PM, then departs.
Principalpoop: hey straight man, where have you been?
SpringTweening: Hi Honey, Stones
Dexter Fong: IEncroyable!!!
Principalpoop: ahh there is honey
cease: hi honey
Honey Sanchez: Hey!!! I thought I heard all kinds of racket from this room whoz yellin???
Dexter Fong points at everybody else
Principalpoop: jahgust, it was him, not me
jahgust: Whose essited?
H Stones: just goes to show that yelling out the window beats the fuck out of skye any day
Dexter Fong: llanwydd
H Stones: even if you spell it ok
Honey Sanchez: OH Great!!! I can not even get the room to acknowledge me sniff sniff
Dexter Fong: and the pee outta skye too
llanwydd: yes, dex?
Dexter Fong: Sorry llan, thought you had essited
Principalpoop: i'll acknowledge you like nobodys business honey
jahgust: Sorry Honey! Are you essited?
Honey Sanchez stalks off in a tizzy and sits on catherwood's lap
||||||||| Catherwood stalkss off in a tizzy and sits on 's lap.
Principalpoop: lets get physical, let me hear your body talk, not you fong
Dexter Fong: I've just been redacted today, and I've never looked better or blacker
llanwydd: I think you missed the meaning of "essited", dex
H Stones: as in crossed off
Dexter Fong: No doubt llan =)
jahgust: Catherwood is stuck in a feedback loop...loop
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to jahgust and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Principalpoop: you are a lucky catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Principalpoop and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Bunnyboy: Any joy in Mudheadville?
Dexter Fong: Please take this tranquilizer Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Dexter Fong and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
jahgust: He is easily riled tonight, eh Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to jahgust and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Dexter Fong throws C'wood to the floor and injects lots of tranquil
H Stones: I am definitel online Honey but skype is pile of rotten fish as per usual
Dexter Fong: Why that pile '
Dexter Fong: o' rotten fish could feed a family for a week
Bunnyboy: (sings) Rock the bot (don't rock the bot, baby)...
H Stones: you willl need better than calpol Dex,
Honey Sanchez: ow! ow! sheesh get catherwood offa me when he is tranquil he weighs like dead weight
||||||||| Catherwood gets offa me when he is tranquil he weighs like dead weight.
Honey Sanchez: ow! ow! sheesh get catherwood offa me when he is tranquil he weighs like dead weight
||||||||| Catherwood gets offa me when he is tranquil he weighs like dead weight.
Dexter Fong: scalpel? car pool? ??
Principalpoop: instead of kim the eskimo, we got stones the brit, is that close enough? can I jump for joy?
jahgust: Catherwood is really drunk tonight1
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to jahgust and says "Would you like something?"
Honey Sanchez thought it was quinn the eskimo??
Dexter Fong: No dat's Jim de eskimo
Principalpoop: oops, kim, jim, quinn, something like that
Honey Sanchez: oh no oops that is dr. quimm medicine woman
cease: back on the dell
Dexter Fong: No dat's de Beloved president o' North Korea
Principalpoop: hmmmm
Principalpoop: i have a quiver for your quim
Dexter Fong: You thinking 'bout madame Kim Jim Quinn
Honey Sanchez: ah so
Principalpoop: thinking of it makes me quiver
Bunnyboy: It would kill if somebody used The Cars' "Shake It Up", as Etch-A-Sketch Romney parody/political ad music.
H Stones: Honey, try and all me on skype if my name shows up, its a pile opants at the moment
Dexter Fong: It's a bloody load of linen, 'swot it is
Principalpoop: you are in colne huh?
Honey Sanchez: i like archery so i keep arrows in my quiver
Dexter Fong: Do not emulate the Amazons, honey
Principalpoop: betty and veronica like archery also hehe
Dexter Fong: And Mrs Grundy too
Principalpoop: do a clean install stones, the only way
Principalpoop: if it is not letting you update, or your firewall is screwing the pouch
Dexter Fong: There's no such thing as a "clean" install, some are dirtier than others...it's SAhroon lake all over again
Principalpoop: mrs grundy related to olive oil?
Bunnyboy: MAD and Nat Lamp ARCHIE parodies are equally brilliant
H Stones: all my installs are very dirty indeed
Principalpoop: they looked the same
Dexter Fong: No, but she does use it
Honey Sanchez: have you tried to get any of the planets on skype to respond to you Poop??
cease: dwarf is an archie parody
Principalpoop: huh? planets?
||||||||| llanwydd leaves to catch the 10:39 PM train to Hellmouth.
Dexter Fong: Mercury and Saturn are in the western sky after sundown
Principalpoop: let me put my teeth in, and I will call you honey
SpringTweening: ...
Honey Sanchez: hmmm i thought it was venus and jupiter
Dexter Fong: You know how to thhlur don't you, Poop? Just put your gums together and blow
Honey Sanchez: hmmm i thought it was venus and jupiter
Dexter Fong: Honey, your well may be right..I just took a wild guess
Honey Sanchez: you dont need your teeth in to call me Honey
Dexter Fong: No, but it is easier
Dexter Fong: and less scary
Bunnyboy: cat: And THE ALDRICH FAMILY, and Andy Hardy.
cease: if there were no archie and jughead, there would be no peorgie and mudhead
Dexter Fong: Not however, a date with judy, or our miss brooks
Bunnyboy: They'd be Hamlet and Horatio.
Dexter Fong: But there would be a Henway and STONER
cease: and he wouldnt have his 2-tones through the floorboard
Dexter Fong: Damn right, the two-tones would be marching in Korea
cease: on which side?
Dexter Fong: Either side
jahgust: the other side
Dexter Fong: The sunny side
cease: i think they're speaking chinese on the other side
Dexter Fong: On the side o 'Madame Kim Jim Quinn
jahgust: It's oK they are speaking Chinese!
Dexter Fong: Parka and Locket
jahgust: AH you beat me Cat! I owe you a drink!!
cease: i didnt know there was a competition, but i'll take the drink
jahgust: If this Kirkland thing happens and I can swing it, if you are there I will buy!!
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give him the really big drink
||||||||| Catherwood gets him the really big drink.
cease: just what i wanted. a swimming pool full of sangria
Dexter Fong believes C'wood is much calmed, his meds are kicking in
cease: indeed, jah. i wish we had more news about that
jahgust: Hopefully more to come as the days grow longer and my hair grows shorter!
Bunnyboy: (sings) It's Spodie! It's Odie! The billing doesn't matter...
Dexter Fong: Don't whine for me, Spodie Odie
H Stones: facebook and skype are busy with some mutual masturbation and i am not included at all
Dexter Fong: It's everyman for hisself
H Stones: nothing works
Dexter Fong: See your doctor
Dexter Fong: If nothing works for 4 hours or more, you're probably dead
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| H Stones - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: I done tole him so
Dexter Fong: But I didn't see de fiddlers comin'
Principalpoop: back,
Dexter Fong: He's been arcoed and pizzicattoed
Principalpoop: molto bene
Dexter Fong: With severe down strokes at the frog
Dexter Fong: his little f hole is all damaged
cease: was watching program about making pasta on the other computer
Principalpoop: don't make pasta on the computer, the keys will get stuck
Dexter Fong: You can make pasta on a computer?
cease: this chat is more interesting
Principalpoop: that is not saying much lol
Dexter Fong: make a well in the flour mixture and add two eggs
Principalpoop: more interesting than making pasta hehe
jahgust: The new ipasta from Apple
Principalpoop: the watching paint dry chat, now that is an interesting chat
Dexter Fong: said the cannibal, ipasta missionary in the woods
jahgust: and boy were his arms tired!!!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: What was left of his arms
jahgust: Oh Catherwood you're such a tool!
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to jahgust and yells "oh, fuck off jahgust!"
Dexter Fong: Catherwod, please apologize to jahgust
Honey Sanchez: oooh well stones stomped back across the pond muttering everything is pants!
Dexter Fong: well, he's gone all catotonic
Honey Sanchez: soz I be here den
Dexter Fong: Honey, and just when i was going to measure his inseam
jahgust: It's OK I did sort of poke the old fool!!
Honey Sanchez: giggles
Dexter Fong: Let me try.....Catherwood, what time is it?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:02 PM"
Honey Sanchez: giggles
Dexter Fong: Ah, he's coming around
Honey Sanchez: He said he could not even get this chat room to respond to him awwwwwwwwwww
Dexter Fong: He means, this chat room with awe
Honey Sanchez: ahha
Dexter Fong: Sorry Catherwood, you're not god you know
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Dexter Fong and mumbles "oh, fuck off Dexter Fong!"
Dexter Fong: Funny....but lacking content Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Fong
jahgust: Is that Awe or the Yaws ?
Dexter Fong: What's yaws?
Honey Sanchez sidles up to Catherwood and smooches him on his hard wood.....neck
||||||||| Catherwood sidless up to and smooches him on his hard woodneck.
jahgust: That thig where the letter ' 'is take from all of the words.
cease: if its not mine its yahs
Honey Sanchez: hahaha
Honey Sanchez: yah
Dexter Fong: with an olive or lemon twistCatherwoodf, admire yourself in the mirror
||||||||| Catherwood with an olive or lemon twist f admires himself in the mirror .
Dexter Fong: Two trains on one track
Honey Sanchez: umm really what IS yaws??? Is it painful?
Dexter Fong: Ask jahgust, he brought it up
Dexter Fong: I think Yaws is a Swedish Great White Shark
Honey Sanchez figgers it must be something like shingles or something one catches while on a boat
Honey Sanchez figgers it must be something like shingles or something one catches while on a boat
Dexter Fong: Like syphylis?
Dexter Fong: Like syphylis
Dexter Fong: Or rickets
Honey Sanchez: is that how that's spelled??
Dexter Fong: Richets
jahgust: i am yawing right ow so i thik i will sig off for this week a d hope to stop by agi ext week!
Dexter Fong: What? Syphylis or Rickets, or Yaws?
Honey Sanchez: richets small little wealthy people
jahgust: Good ight everyoe!
Honey Sanchez: richets small little wealthy people
Dexter Fong: Night jah
||||||||| jahgust leaves at 11:10 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
cease: by joe
Honey Sanchez: nite jah
SpringTweening: Have a great week, all...
||||||||| At 11:12 PM, SpringTweening hurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: Night TWEENY
Dexter Fong: Tweeny
Honey Sanchez sigh, best I be gettin' meself into my sleeping suit it's good to be back see ya'll next time
Honey Sanchez bye
Honey Sanchez bye
||||||||| At 11:12 PM, Honey Sanchez vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
cease: by honey
Dexter Fong: Bye, Honey, Bye
cease: off we fly
||||||||| 11:13 PM -- cease left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dexter Fong: Any itmes on the agenda left?
Dexter Fong: items
Dexter Fong: Then next week it is good sirs
Dexter Fong: Night Poop
Bunnyboy: Oh! Me too. Nite!
||||||||| Bunnyboy is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 11:15 PM.
Principalpoop: have a super week fong
Principalpoop: got stones and honey talking on skype
Principalpoop: i am not talking, got them talking to each other, finally hehe
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| "Hey Principalpoop!" ... Principalpoop turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:58 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
Honey Sanchez
H Stones
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And, "The Home Team"