A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for March 29, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood leads JoeBeets in through the front door at 7:57 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| JoeBeets departs at 7:59 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| JoeBeets sneaks in around 8:05 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
JoeBeets: I`m lôoking for the old Same Plce.
||||||||| It's 8:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| JoeBeets - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dexter Fong plummets into the garden at 8:56 PM.
Dexter Fong: And so once again I am doing things for the first time...or is it the last....?
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, March 29, 2012 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood escorts The ElecTwecian into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:03 PM, then departs.
The ElecTwecian: Hi Dex
||||||||| cease steps in at 9:04 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
The ElecTwecian: Hey cease
cease: hi tween
The ElecTwecian: Have are things in Van?
Dexter Fong: Hi Cat and Tween
cease: wet
The ElecTwecian: *How are
cease: the govt just postponed the retirement age today
The ElecTwecian: Spring has sprung?
cease: from 65 to 67
The ElecTwecian: Really? Hadn't heard that
cease: lots of money for new jets and prisons but seniors should keep working
The ElecTwecian: Will have to happen here as well, I'm sure
cease: today was budget day
Dexter Fong: Thet gotta go a lot farthger to catch up with me
The ElecTwecian: hehe
Dexter Fong: farther
cease: dex worked until his mid 70s. my parents well into their 80s
Dexter Fong: Probably still be working if my agency hadn't gone out of business....good for me
cease: i remember hearing an interfview with ossman and he couldnt imagine not working
The ElecTwecian: We live in a very different age. I doubt that most people will be 'retired' in the sense our parents and grandparents experienced.
The ElecTwecian: Exactly, cease
cease: creative people are always creative. bergman until his last breath
The ElecTwecian: No 40 year at the company, and then off to Florida
Dexter Fong: Retired in the future will tend to correspong more with retarded
The ElecTwecian: Yes, I like that too, cease
Dexter Fong: correspond
The ElecTwecian: lol Dex
cease: what is that line from how can you be, retirement, what a nice word
The ElecTwecian: No shuffle board and checkers for Dexter!
The ElecTwecian: Well, that's a Government Tweeny ;)
The ElecTwecian: "What a sweet word..."
Dexter Fong: Thats from How Time Flys I think, tweeny says "retirement, that blessed word" pr close to that
The ElecTwecian: Yeah, something like that
cease: ok here's a firesign line i need for something i'm writing.
Dexter Fong: I'll just sit here and shuffle the checkers and be bored
cease: remember euell gibbons, the wild food dude from 60s?
Dexter Fong: Yep
cease: he did an ad for post grapenuts in 74, his line was, ever eaten a pine tree?
Dexter Fong: Stalking the blue-eyed asparagus
cease: i recall a firesign parody of that, as i recall it was about i think, poison oak
cease: did you know that poison oak makes a nice tea, or something like that
The ElecTwecian: Sure (Gibbons)
Dexter Fong: One of the first four albums IIRC
The ElecTwecian: Wouldn't surprise me if they'd done a parody
cease: i thought that was in eykiw but i couldnt find it after listening to it a couple of times
||||||||| llanwydd enters at 9:14 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Dexter Fong: prolly dwarf
llanwydd: "what a dear word"
The ElecTwecian: I'll take your word for that, cease ;)
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
cease: not, in the next world you're on your own?
cease: dear, that's it.
The ElecTwecian: Dear word, that's it :)
cease: remember the poison oak tea, llan?
Dexter Fong: Right on llan
llanwydd: no, cat.
Dexter Fong gives llan a fist bump with fireworks
cease: i know the first 4 albums realy well, not so much dear friends, it might be from that
cease: i can hear ausitn saying the line, and it seems to fit with eyk
Dexter Fong: Cat: It could be a Df but I seem to remember it being on Dwarf
llanwydd: no, cat, it's probably one of those obscure recordings that you have and no one else does
cease: maybe elayne will know, or merl, if he shows up
llanwydd: otherwise it would sound familiar to me
llanwydd: why not google it?
Dexter Fong: And let *them* know what we're talking about
Dexter Fong: ??
The ElecTwecian: You mean, 'us'?
Dexter Fong: If you mean you and me, myabe
llanwydd: its the only way we're gonna get the school back
The ElecTwecian: possibly
Dexter Fong: Fuck the school, I just want Bottles
Dexter Fong: She's got my shorts.protector/gym
Dexter Fong: Sorry, meant Jim
cease: and did you know that poison oak makes a nice tea, isn't that the line?
Dexter Fong: You all remember Jim the Eskimo
llanwydd: sounds like that Skink guy
||||||||| 9:21 PM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
cease: what album, llan?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Sounds real familiar like, and wasn't there a line about Pussy Willows
llanwydd: Hey Merlyn
Merlyn: heya
cease: merl should know.
cease: he's gotta know something
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
llanwydd: Immortality, I believe, Cat
llanwydd: could be wrong
cease: that;'sa recent album,llan. i'm pretty sure this is from euell gibbons was still alive
Merlyn: doesn't ring a bell, cat
llanwydd: "I like to pick my dinner up...right off the ground".
Dexter Fong: Dual punctiuation...I like it =)
Dexter Fong: That's it llan
cease: you dont remember the line about poison oak, merl?
Merlyn: nope
cease: its not eyk as i thought. maybe df
cease: dex thinks its dwarf but i doubt that
Merlyn: some amazon review says it's from EYKIW
The ElecTwecian: A roadkill connoisseur, LL?
Merlyn: http://www.amazon.com/Everything-You-Know-Is-Wrong/product-reviews/B00006BNDP?pageNumber=2
llanwydd: any chance it's on Pink Hotel? I haven't heard that in a while
Merlyn: Touching on everything you know (is wrong) about alien visitation, New Age mysticism, incidental sendups of children's public television, and the exploits of well-known hucksters like stuntman "Rebus Kniebus" who promotes his jump over The Big Ditch; including a Ewell Gibbons-style "naturalist" who recommends eating snow tires "many parts are edible" and a poison oak tea; and a smarmy Swiss travelshow host who visits an Indian reservation - actually an alien outpost "where they've been living peaceably since 1959" - on his way down the muddy Colorado.
Dexter Fong: Not on Pink
llanwydd: it's definitely not EYKIW
cease: thanks merl. i dont recall the snow tires but definitely the tea
cease: any news about the bergman brouhaha?
llanwydd: I don't remember the first name but his last name was Skink
llanwydd: Leonard, maybe?
Merlyn: one of our eariler chats metioned it too
Merlyn: Bambi said something about poison oak tea, but not sure what was being watched
Merlyn: no new news, still April 21
llanwydd: brb
||||||||| "9:29 PM? 9:29 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Principalpoop should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Principalpoop enters and sits on the couch.
cease: all the news i get is from gretchen. but at least i got my hotel room in time
cease: is taylor jessup coming?
Merlyn: he should be cat
Principalpoop: i thought his first name was skink
cease: i have some tapes i promised him. saves postage
cease: gretchen said proctor would be there
cease: hi poop
Dexter Fong: Hey Poop
cease: is this the only bergman tribute? not one in la?
Principalpoop: everything you know is wrong has nick danger on one side and the guy going in the pyramid on the other
Dexter Fong: I think the Kardashians are having one
Principalpoop: amazon pooped that one
cease: you're thinking of 2 places, poop
Dexter Fong: and at once, 2
Merlyn: the other 3 should be there
Principalpoop: oops, you are right, I am wrong hehehe
Principalpoop: ok ok ok oops
Dexter Fong: 2 and 3 makes five
Dexter Fong: Five is a magic number
cease: they're al lmagic
Dexter Fong: Jeeze what a kill joy
llanwydd: I'm starting to think that line may have been on Papoon For President
Principalpoop: what line?
Principalpoop: i asked what line? are you blind? deaf? mute? disconnected?
Principalpoop: i have no patience, grrrr
Principalpoop: what is the rod?
Merlyn: the firesign bit that was a euell gibbons parody with poison oak tea
Principalpoop: i guess it could have been eykiw,
cease: merl found ref to it being in eyk and i recall that too. wonder why i coulndt find it
Principalpoop: who was the other guy? mutual of omahas wild kingdom? while jim wriestles the aligator I skinnydipped?
Dexter Fong: I just scanned Dwarf in the big book of plays and it's not in that one so I was wrong
Principalpoop: perkins, marlin perkins hehe ok
llanwydd: so who was this euell gibbons character in eykiw?
cease: theres a restaurant in copenhagan based on foraged food. rated #1 in the world
llanwydd: I'm certain that line is not in eykiw
cease: i went to its local affiliate recently, need that firesign quote for my review
Principalpoop: a commercial during the interview with the couple that met the aliens, maybe
cease: not the df album?
llanwydd: not df either unless it's on that huge box set
llanwydd: I think its PfP
cease: no it has to be an easily remembered bit, not from my collection of obscurities
llanwydd: if it was then I would easily remember it
llanwydd: isn't it the same sketch where he says, "I've written a lot of scary books but I still like to pick my dinner up...right off the ground."?
llanwydd: I've always loved that line
Dexter Fong: Yes llan
cease: that sounds right, llan. what album is that?
llanwydd: I'm not certain but I believe it is probably Papoon For President
Dexter Fong: Papoon for Pres isn't an album
cease: i dont have that, and i know that bit
Dexter Fong: Wasn't Papoon for Pres a significant part of Not Insane?
cease: you think that bit is from not insane? i odnt know that well very well
llanwydd: I still haven't ruled out Immortality either
Dexter Fong: It could well be from that album
cease: i thikn thre is a cd called papoon on the firesign page, merl would know
Principalpoop: gonna have to find a different quote cat
cease: bummer
Dexter Fong: llan, if it's in Immortality, it's been recycled...it originally from a much earlier time period...carbon dating has been found to promote minors lung and anthrocite in miners
llanwydd: there was a double album called Papoon For President. I have the CD version somewhere but don't feel like digging it out
Principalpoop: i have done some carbon dating, worked my way up to silicone
Merlyn: yeah, I think laugh.com put together the papoon for prez album
Dexter Fong: llan: That sounds like a david Ossman prooduction and I'm sure Skink is from an earlier and Firesign Four album
llanwydd: Papoon For President has a lot of stuff that turned up on later albums like the desert golf rat shoot and the meeting of truman, nixon and fdr
cease: i figured one of you folks would know the line
The ElecTwecian: I sure can't find anything from Google
Dexter Fong: We're trying like hell, Cat =))
Dexter Fong: But what do you want from a bunch of aging stoners?
cease: it's hotter than hellmouth in hooter
Principalpoop: hey, I resemble that remark...
Dexter Fong: Uhhhhh what were we talking about?
cease: i htink rmembering firesign does our brains much good
Principalpoop: it is good for my ah ah ah, whats the word?
llanwydd: yes, cat. It clears a lot of channels in the memory banks
Dexter Fong: At least it confuses us and according to Monty Python, confusing a cat makes then live longer
Merlyn: OK, I have Papoon for Prez queued up
cease: one of the phils has a riff on that with steve alen or someone
cease: tht firesign makes your brain work better
cease: on many more levels than usual
The ElecTwecian: from the Cheese Lg 1/20/11 - cease: no, it was about mostly 19th century us history. i remember one episode about thoreau and emerson, about when thoreau went to jail to protest mexican war
cease: if being confused makes me live longer, i'll live forever
Principalpoop: not me, i take firesign at face value
Dexter Fong: And! it saves on your carbon footprint because you don't move around as much
The ElecTwecian: >> cease: very famous (for literate americans) rif, emerson goes to see thoreau in jail and says, what are you doing in there? thoreau answers, what are you doing out there?
Principalpoop: you have carbon on the brain fong, get out on the highway and clear your valves
The ElecTwecian: That's a great quote
cease: yes, that was slattery's people. richard crenna
Dexter Fong: Emerson replies: I'm doing the back stroke
Principalpoop: i am headed over to the pub and then the whore house, ups yours smart guy
Dexter Fong: Poop: I saw tonight a PontiacJudge clone sell for under $25k
The ElecTwecian: hehe
cease: that was tv writring that expected you to know a lot, just like firesign
cease: you can buy judges for only 25k? good deal
Dexter Fong: tv = thon Vefferson?
Principalpoop: everybody knows waldo and Al
Dexter Fong: I know Al, he asted me if I could spare a dime....that's ten cents I'll never see again
cease: weird with a beard
Principalpoop: Al thoreau and waldo emerson
Dexter Fong: Al Yankovic
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: Weird Al and Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Dexter Fong: What a double bill
Principalpoop: ohhh, what a luckyman, he waaaaaaaaaas
Dexter Fong: OOOOhhhh what a plucky man he waasssssssssss
Principalpoop: that is a full volume play anytime of day or night kinda song
Dexter Fong: Pluckin' those chickens
Merlyn: well, see you next week, I have stuff to do
llanwydd: Nite Merlyn
Principalpoop: night M
Dexter Fong: Do your stuff Merlyn
||||||||| Merlyn scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Merlyn?! It's 10:03 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Dexter Fong: And I'm sure it's the right stuff
Principalpoop: must be nice, to have stuff
cease: by merl
The ElecTwecian: Nite Merl, and thanks
Dexter Fong: And he's probably got a place to put his stuff
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Elayne gets out at 10:04 PM.
Principalpoop: and that is where you come in
Elayne: Hello from never-ending season! I'm still at work.
The ElecTwecian: Hey E, you just missed Merlyn
cease: hi el
Dexter Fong: Hi elayne looking windblown
Elayne: Waiting for my taxi to take me home.
llanwydd: Hi Elayne
Elayne: I missed EVERYthing, Tween.
Principalpoop: it is after 10 pm, free the E!
Elayne: I'm out of here as soon as the car service rings.
Elayne: Probably won't be logging on again when I get home.
cease: maybe you can answermy question about poison oak tea
Dexter Fong: Car service? How cool is that!
cease: is that from eyk el?
Elayne: Oh, the company pays for it, any time we work after 9 PM. And if we hit 10.5 hours we get a free dinner.
Elayne: Up to $18.
Principalpoop: nice
Elayne: I'm going on, let's see, I got here at 8:30, didn't really take time out for lunch, how long is that?
Dexter Fong: Alert Denny's
Elayne: Or is that too personal a question?
Principalpoop: you have to stick it out if, oops wrong question
Dexter Fong: At least 10 1/2 hours
Elayne: I count 14 1/2, Dex.
Dexter Fong: hell closer to 12 hour...thirteen hours
Elayne: 8:30 to 8:30 is half a day right there.
Dexter Fong: That's why your in that business Elayne
Principalpoop: 12 to 10 is 10, 8.30 to 12 is 1,2,3, 3.5 you got 13.5 hours
Elayne: 13 1/2. Gah, I can't think.
Elayne: Plus I'm working Saturday, probably from 9 to at least 5.
Dexter Fong: E: When do you collapse from exhaustion?
Elayne: I'm physically shaking. I'm so glad I only have to do this a few times a year.
Principalpoop: and now you have to work until you are 67, or is that just canada?
cease: i hope youre paid overtime
Elayne: Oh, I'll probably do this at least another dozen years, then I'll be 66.
Dexter Fong: You have to work here for 65 then go to canada and work 2 more years
cease: just canada
Elayne: Oh yes, Cat, unlike my last job this one pays very nice overtime, plus time-and-a-half on Saturday.
Dexter Fong: How are the tips?
Elayne: Tonight's spare rib tips were very tasty.
cease: good to hear
Elayne: Hing Won restaurant - highly recommended.
Principalpoop: couldn't give you the whole rib?
Elayne: I sitll have a Ban Mihn (don't know how to spell it) sandwich I haven't eaten.
Elayne: Prinpoop, they couldn't spare it.
Dexter Fong: It's and Adam and Eve thing poop
Principalpoop: i was trying to figure out how to weave eve in there
Dexter Fong: I recommend a basic drop stitch
Principalpoop: dog wants out, bravo E for your hard work if I don't see you
Elayne: Bye Prinpoop! I think I'm headed down to the lobby to wait for my car service.
Elayne: Next week, all.
||||||||| "Hey Elayne!" ... Elayne turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:13 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Dexter Fong: Adieu Ealayne
The ElecTwecian: Later, P & E
cease: by el
Dexter Fong: afkfr brb
||||||||| pizza_to_go waltzes in at 10:14 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:14 PM and Bunnyboy sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
pizza_to_go: Pete still dead?
Bunnyboy: Huhdoo.
The ElecTwecian: Hi Pizza, Bunny
Bunnyboy: Whazz real?
pizza_to_go: howdy. who's whisperin' squash?
cease: hi bun
cease: you got the news about kirkland, eh
cease: no, he came back to life, pizza
cease: first person ever
Dexter Fong: And...didn't like it and left again
pizza_to_go: in case it's too difficult a conundrum, i usually sign in as No_Anchovies.
Dexter Fong: came back again.....left again
Dexter Fong: He came on and off like a crazy monkey
Dexter Fong: Thanks for the expiation No =))
pizza_to_go: everyone knew him as Nancy?
Dexter Fong: Some people knew him as Kim the eskimo
pizza_to_go: what part NY you in, Dex?
Dexter Fong: Manhattan
Dexter Fong: Lowe East side aka East Village
pizza_to_go: hope you got rent-control.
Dexter Fong: I do
Dexter Fong: heh heh
Dexter Fong: So Cat: Did we correctly ID the quote source?
||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
pizza_to_go: it wasn't Quinn the Eskimo? which reminds me... heard that Donovan's finally getting inducted.
cease: no
Principalpoop: they started the draft again?
Principalpoop: back
Dexter Fong: They...they *Deafted him*??
The ElecTwecian: That was Manfred Mann, wasn't it?
Dexter Fong: They fired a canon right next to him and made him 4F?
pizza_to_go: whatever. Rock Hall Of Fame.
The ElecTwecian: (Quinn)
Principalpoop: he should have sang alice's restaurant at the induction center
pizza_to_go: Dylan wrote the song.
Dexter Fong: Correct
pizza_to_go: but they often called Donovan the other Dylan.
The ElecTwecian: The Grateful Dead did a pretty cool live version
pizza_to_go: or Nancy.
Dexter Fong: And it was Manfred Mann that sung it
The ElecTwecian: Ah, did not know that
Principalpoop: they call me mellow yellow
pizza_to_go: & sometimes the Dead even did it with Dylan.
Principalpoop: quite right
Dexter Fong: SUnshine Superman
pizza_to_go: Hurdy Gurdy Man was my fav.
Principalpoop: oh superman oh oh
Dexter Fong: An obvious LSD reference
pizza_to_go: Season Of The Witch is a good one as well.
cease: saw donovan in concert in i think 68
Dexter Fong: Rabbits runnin' in the Ditch
Principalpoop: why so long to get him in there?
cease: good song, pizza
Dexter Fong: There's a 25 year wating period
pizza_to_go: Pete, Earl Scruggs, Adrienne Rich... it's been a regular Smorgasborg at th' Morgue...
Principalpoop: i read somewhere the guy in charge of it, didn't like bands that used voice overs and studio muscians or something
cease: i dont think bunny runs in ditches
Dexter Fong: Lieutenant Bunny runs in Bitches
cease: at least he's not biting tires
Principalpoop: 25 years, and donovan is the first one they can think of?
Dexter Fong: Tween: Did you see/read/hear about Romneys incredible palatial diggs iiin La Jolla?
The ElecTwecian: Nope
Dexter Fong: Poop: There's a 25 years waiting time after you retire or no longer hit the charts or you can't get down like you did last summer....some kinda folderal
cease: the rich tend to have palatial digs
The ElecTwecian: I think everyone knows the man is quite wealthy
pizza_to_go: i tell ya, a black man is one thing... but if this country elects a Mormon...!
The ElecTwecian: lol
cease: i dont think that will happen, pizza
Dexter Fong: Indeed cat and his joint has 4 elevators in the garage for his wife's cadillacs
Principalpoop: in one hundred and 50 years it could be a scientologist
pizza_to_go: stranger things have.
The ElecTwecian: In truth, his religion might become a factor as Kennedy's was in 1960
cease: sounds like futurama, poop
Dexter Fong: all over agin
Principalpoop: the severed head of el ron hubbard
The ElecTwecian: The future all over again
cease: only in dex's extremely provoked imagination
The ElecTwecian: lol P
Dexter Fong: I like it! I'm in it.
Principalpoop: a mormon versus a muslim, however shall we choose?
Dexter Fong: M&M...they'l start doing white Mormon Rap
pizza_to_go: choose? i'll take the BAG!
The ElecTwecian: So I guess Obama has the muslim kenyan vote locked in
pizza_to_go: but it's really great shit, Mrs. Presky.
Dexter Fong hits No over the head with bgag
Bunnyboy: New CASABLANCA Blu-ray is spectacular.
Principalpoop: has hank williams jr given his choice?
Dexter Fong: His choice of what?
cease: what culd magnify bw, bun?
Dexter Fong: More black and white
pizza_to_go: not even i, could sit thru "Casablanca" again.
Dexter Fong: and especially grays
Principalpoop: that is a super film
cease: africa and antartica?
Dexter Fong: I'm hear to support gray marriage
The ElecTwecian: Please tell me they didn't colorize Casablanca
Dexter Fong: Visit a Nursing home, stay there for your honey moon
pizza_to_go: and there's no way i'm buying my movie collection over for the fourth time. FUCK Blu-Ray.
Bunnyboy: Animation fans: There's a long overdue collection of UPA theatrical cartoons out, through TCM.
The ElecTwecian: lol Dex, I'm with you on that one ;)
Dexter Fong: Wanna E-lope Tween?
pizza_to_go: oohhh... Old animation always makes me erect.
cease: i think i would benefit from an animated fan only if my overheatedness was also only animated
The ElecTwecian: I believe E is spoken for
pizza_to_go: is there a link for that Bun? with the index listed?
Dexter Fong: Are you a-polin' fun at muh accent, pilgrim?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'H Stones', just granted probation at 10:42 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
pizza_to_go: i wish they'd remaster Fleischer's "Koko The Clown" cartoons.
Principalpoop: good evening your highness
Dexter Fong: "allo there stones
Bunnyboy: For info, check out www.tcm.com
cease: hey it's stones
The ElecTwecian: Sorry, pardner, you're not my tipe
H Stones: it sure is
The ElecTwecian: Hail and well met, Stones!
cease: tripe?
Bunnyboy: And go to their shopping portal.
The ElecTwecian: Sounds like a fishy proposition, cease
Principalpoop: here we go to the shopping portal
H Stones: How is the draught in West Texas Tween
pizza_to_go: They did a good job on the old "Popeye's" but they never re-released the "Betty Boops." (got a bootleg of those, however)
Bunnyboy: The name of the set is UPA JOLLY FROLICS COLECTION.
cease: how is your relationship with skype, stones
cease: you couldnt seem to reach honey last week
The ElecTwecian: The draft is cold, th drought is still with us
H Stones: i have reached her since but Skype is still not to be trusted alas
pizza_to_go: thx Bun.
Principalpoop: i never trust lasses
The ElecTwecian: They say we lost 10% of all the trees in Texas last year, and even though we've had some good t-storms recently, we're still considered to be in a critical drought stage
cease: you all heard about the bergman tribute next month
H Stones: i ask Tween because the BBC showed a documentary about weird weather and they talked alot about your part of the world and how bad its getting down there
The ElecTwecian: Sure had a mild Winter. How's the weather in the Untied Kingdom?
Dexter Fong: Not to worry Tween, soon the Caribbean will over flow all over texas
pizza_to_go: give me the details, C
Bunnyboy: Basically, it's ALL UPA's toon productions from 1948-1959, except for the Magoos. Only the first one, in this set.
H Stones: thats more or less the story we were told
cease: at the kirkland performance centre in washington, april 21 at 7 pm
The ElecTwecian: Yeah, long-term, they're looking for the whole of the Southwest to 'desertify', and we're not talking lemon chiffon
cease: bunny will be there for sure
pizza_to_go: no tributes planned for Southern Cal?
Bunnyboy: Yup.
H Stones: in the SE of england we have the lowest rainfall for a century or maybe more
The ElecTwecian: I guess Austin really _will_ be the 3rd Coast then, Dex
The ElecTwecian: Yipes Stones
Bunnyboy: Shout! is collecting all the Magoo theatrical shorts in June.
pizza_to_go: Bush & Cheney broke the climate control.
The ElecTwecian: Well, they're comparing the drought in Texas to the Dust Bowl of the 30's
The ElecTwecian: I think that's it, Pizza
H Stones: yes, everything they touched seemed to turn to dust
The ElecTwecian: Indeed, Stones
H Stones: or maybe it was shit, ......
The ElecTwecian: Banks, Middle East countries, The Constitution
The ElecTwecian: dusty shite
pizza_to_go: dust, shit,... po-taytoe, po-tah-toe.
H Stones: and the whole of the wests economy
Dexter Fong: Well, at least we got a few good songs, a book or two, and a movie out of the whole dust bowl thing
H Stones: Lake Mead will soon be just a damp patch
Dexter Fong: Just remember what the Great SPIRIT taught us....keep heading west
The ElecTwecian: Yeah, we got Marx Bros, WC, Woodie Guthrie
pizza_to_go: ahh see, full circle. both Dylan and Donovan were channeling Woody Guthrie.
The ElecTwecian: Yeah, one wonders what's going to happen to cities like Las Vegas and Phoenix
H Stones: and Fong, dont forget to get a seat in the back of the bus
Dexter Fong: And he was trying to channel Joan Byas
pizza_to_go: if by channel, you mean spelunking, i suppose so.
Dexter Fong: The back of the bus!!?? That's for Boogies and Beaners
Dexter Fong: I'm a Zip
pizza_to_go: now Boyz... fightin's out of style.
Dexter Fong: well part Zip part Bozo
H Stones: i dont think its ever been more, in style
pizza_to_go: yup.
Bunnyboy: Universal is marketing their 100th anniversary. Purportedly, there's a reissue of DUCK SOUP that includes a digital copy.
Dexter Fong: My grabd father was an octovatto - that's one eighth Beaner
cease: you'd think there would be something in la considering how much of bergman's life was spent there
pizza_to_go: already got all the Marx moobies. ain't buyin' 'em again.
cease: no one talks to me about anything
The ElecTwecian: Kewl Bunny
pizza_to_go is exhausted
cease: but i will see the lads in kirkland in 3 weeks
H Stones: over here our so called government has beaten all previous records, when it comes to losing the confidence of the electorate
Dexter Fong: Okay cat, I'll talk to you about anything...How about that Tim Tebow NY Jets thing?
The ElecTwecian: I'll bet, Stones
The ElecTwecian: are the implementing 'austerity measures' in the UK in general, or just in Ireland?
H Stones: they are panic buying fuel since they told everyone to stock up due to a coming fuel strike
The ElecTwecian: There was a general strike in Spain today, apparently
Dexter Fong: Ireland, The Isle of Skye, and the Faulklands
pizza_to_go: how 'bout Manning and the Broncos thing?
H Stones: they are cutting everything right back tween
Dexter Fong: I was kinda surprised what with the cold weather out door stadium and all
cease: is murdoch selling off all the politicians he bought?
Bunnyboy: I used to have a manager who theorized he should have been able to turn in his old VHS titles for DVD reissues.
The ElecTwecian: They will have to do it here, eventually
H Stones: there is a glut in the market so he wont even get his money back
pizza_to_go: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2120984/Spains-high-class-hookers-ban-sex-bankers-provide-credit-cash-strapped-economy.html#ixzz1qN4uPzDz
Dexter Fong: Bunnyboy, there's a guy who talks my kind of talk
cease: its all greek to me, pizza
H Stones: and one is nothing
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: What can I get for these wax cylinders and my original Chief Webcor wire recordings?
Dexter Fong: I recorded 5 different locomotives
Dexter Fong: All going up the same incline
pizza_to_go: Webcor, Webcor.
cease: those motives are all loco
Dexter Fong: Identical number of boxcars
H Stones: its all downhill from here Dexter
Bunnyboy: Key concept: License. The content isn't yours. You purchase a license, and the physical media.
pizza_to_go: what a train of thought?
Dexter Fong: Whoooo a-Whoooo
cease: key lime: keep it away from coconuts
pizza_to_go: Rrrrrrrock-A-Feller, Rrrrrrrock-A-Feller, Rrrrrrrock-A-Feller...
cease: and dont split it with the sound affects man
Principalpoop: getttttttty
Dexter Fong: Innnnstitute!
H Stones: coo coo ca-choo
pizza_to_go: yeah, too bad we don't have real-time sound in this chat.
cease: rum-knee, rum-knee
Dexter Fong: Then it would be a conference call
H Stones: if you have skype we sometimes do
Dexter Fong: And that's too much like business
Principalpoop: quite
pizza_to_go is too low-tech to live in the future
Principalpoop: i heard that
H Stones: failing all else, you can get me on landline at UK -01282-860985
Principalpoop: are we reaching?
Dexter Fong: Does anyone find it amusing that all these TSA crap to make sure dangerous passengers don't get on air planes, and the past 2 or so weeks, first a Flight whatever stewards and then t
Bunnyboy: I say live it, or live with it.
Dexter Fong: *the* pilot on a commercial airliner go bat shit?
Principalpoop: shhh, we have the illusion of control and safety
H Stones: even dangerous presidents can get in the white house
Bunnyboy: Echo
Dexter Fong: Roger that Bunny
pizza_to_go: seen Matt Lucas & David Walliams in "Come Fly With Me."?
Principalpoop: 10-4
H Stones: and complete tossers can become UK Prime Ministers
pizza_to_go: for that matter, is there anyone here who hasn't seen "Little Britain"?
Principalpoop: brilliant
||||||||| Bunnyboy rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Bunnyboy?! It's 11:08 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
pizza_to_go: yup.
||||||||| Bunnyboy waltzes in at 11:09 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Principalpoop: wb bunny
cease: i'm unfamliar with that show
Dexter Fong: Echo that bunny
Bunnyboy: Sorry. Frozed up.
H Stones: you have not missed much cease
Principalpoop: frozed up inside. tangled up in blue
Dexter Fong: Just keep amovin' Bunny, and don't go to sleep
||||||||| "11:11 PM? 11:11 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits in the comfy chair.
pizza_to_go: Strange, cease, because BBC shows are easier for you than in the states.
The ElecTwecian: ...
Principalpoop: wb llan
Dexter Fong: Hey llan
llanwydd: ever figure out the mystery of the poison oak, Cat?
cease: not really
pizza_to_go: uh-oh... thumbs down from Stones.
cease: there is a bbc cable but not on my cheap plan
cease: nope, llan
llanwydd: I wish I could find my copy of PfP. I'm certain its on that
H Stones: we used to make good comedy shows over here but twats like Murdoch hare ruining the medio over here now
pizza_to_go: yeah, i'm having a block on that Poison-oak Tea thing myself.
llanwydd: side one of PfP was a very funny Proctor and Bergman interview
The ElecTwecian: Yeah, where's the new Fawlty Towers?
llanwydd: do I know you, pizza_to_go? have you been with us before?
Dexter Fong: llan and Cat: If Shout! put together a Papoon collection and llan thinks he heard your quote there, and since Not iNSANE HAS A papoon bit, the quote could come from there
pizza_to_go: okay folx. i'm out. cya next time.
||||||||| At 11:13 PM, pizza_to_go runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Principalpoop: by no anchovies
cease: by pizza
llanwydd: new Fawlty Towers? I'm fascinated
Dexter Fong: Night No_
cease: you're right, dex
llanwydd: especially if cleese has gotten together with connie booth
Dexter Fong: llan: pizza is No_Anchovies
Bunnyboy: Wanderer, me. Night!
||||||||| "Hey Bunnyboy!" ... Bunnyboy turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:15 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Dexter Fong: Night Bunnny
cease: by bun
Principalpoop: hip hop bunny
Dexter Fong: rappin' bunny
llanwydd: last I heard connie had given up show biz and was a psychiatrist or psychologist or something
Dexter Fong: Thug Bunny in the 'hood makin' money or dyin' and droppin' all the "g"s
Dexter Fong: And what about Sybil?
Dexter Fong: and manuel?
Principalpoop: so are they really remaking the blue lagoon?
H Stones: lays a length of red carpet for the unexpected arrival of Honey Sanchez under one or more of her aliases
cease: took myself a blue lagoon
||||||||| The ElecTwecian says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, The ElecTwecian exits at 11:18 PM.
Dexter Fong: I'll settle for blue bayou
llanwydd: and I floated like a leaf...
Principalpoop: blue sitz bath
H Stones: old fave of mine that one, Fong
Dexter Fong: Just me and Linda Ronstaschtd and a mess o' crawfish
llanwydd: that is by far my favorite Elton album
Dexter Fong: und mine papers
Principalpoop: Rhonda Lindstadt
Dexter Fong: llan: Huh?
Dexter Fong: Elton?
Principalpoop: something about schroon lake going on here?
Dexter Fong: Don't remind me Lieutenant
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Honey Honey in through the front door at 11:21 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Dexter Fong: You know I just got off edical
Dexter Fong: Medical
llanwydd: Hey HH
Principalpoop: hi honey
Dexter Fong: Hey Homey Honey
Honey Honey: hey troops hola
H Stones: Gives Honey an officially large hug
cease: hi honey
||||||||| The ElecTwecian waltzes in at 11:22 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Principalpoop: stones told you were on the way, we cleaned up a bit, shaved
llanwydd: wb, Tween
H Stones: wb tweenster
The ElecTwecian: Hello again, and hi Honey
Honey Honey: i have a link to share wiv you guys the indns around here are pretty funny
Principalpoop: tween had to put on pants
Honey Honey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnUiRXf1LuA&feature=player_embedded
Dexter Fong: Hi Tweeny, did you come to e_Lope?
Honey Honey: sits next to catherwood and picks pills off his tweed jacket
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Honey Honey and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Honey Honey!"
H Stones: yes i heard you now did regular nude shows in this room
Honey Honey: sits next to catherwood and picks pills off his tweed jacket
||||||||| Catherwood snubs Honey Honey
Dexter Fong: At least do me the courtesy of repondin Tweeny
llanwydd: I can't do youtube with msntv2. maybe I'll look at it tomorrow when I go to the public library
The ElecTwecian: lol
Honey Honey: I am fluent in gibberish and typonese :D
The ElecTwecian: They called him 'Lope-A-Long Tweeny'
llanwydd: now did nude shows? who is now?
Honey Honey: I am fluent in gibberish and typonese :D
llanwydd: not that it matters
Dexter Fong: If you're just going to laugh Mr. Smarty Tweeny, get you ladder out of my bedroom window!!!!
cease: how's it going, honey?
Honey Honey: okie doke
Honey Honey: okie doke
H Stones: now is a place i usually live in
llanwydd: be here now
Honey Honey: meh well itz goin'
Honey Honey: meh well itz goin'
Dexter Fong: Echo that Honey
Honey Honey: k
Dexter Fong: that's a good start
cease: not going would be a worry
Dexter Fong: Going to much , too often or at inconvenient times can be controlled
llanwydd: I'm having a mushroom shicaccia. I wonder if any of you have ever heard of shicaccia
Honey Honey: indeed but i get fibre in my diet so its ok
Honey Honey: indeed but i get fibre in my diet so its ok
H Stones: yes, i saw the ads on daytimge tv
llanwydd: it seems to be an italian name but it is popular in florida
Dexter Fong: The night times ads are even better
Honey Honey: foccasiaaa shicaccia sounds like a tropical disease
Dexter Fong: Earlybird?
Dexter Fong: Especial?
llanwydd: LOL Honey
H Stones: can you get it from a toilet seat ?
Dexter Fong: Sorry Honey, you've been exposed, we're putting you in isolation
Honey Honey: I had excellent cheese enchiladas beans & papas thats what they call taters here
Dexter Fong hands Honey a refrigerator carton
Honey Honey: st time in a month of sundays i ordered red chile instead of green
H Stones: i thought that was what they called voodoo chile
Honey Honey: oh hey thanks fong i have been lusting after yours for a long time thanks a bunch~~~
llanwydd: I used to love cheese enchiladas but I don't do cholestrol anymore
Dexter Fong: Manana
Honey Honey: crawls into her refrigerator carton next to the dumpster and gets comfy
Dexter Fong: Fish tacos, catching them on light tackle is a real challenge
Honey Honey: well i like living dangerously llan so i do cholesterol as much as possibe
Dexter Fong: I remember this lunker taco, filled to the bream with fish, it was
Honey Honey: lol dex
cease: working for scale?
Dexter Fong: and some recently et beans
Honey Honey: does a perfect rim shot
Honey Honey: does a perfect rim shot
Dexter Fong: I remeber the bartender mickey loved the fins
Honey Honey: the german judge gives her a 4
cease: like oona?
Dexter Fong: and honey goes all dual on us
Dexter Fong: oona o'Neil?
Principalpoop: yah I like oona, why not?
Honey Honey: yeah well i promised my self my other self to let her have equal time tonight
Dexter Fong: whatsa wrong with tooah
cease: sh'es a finn
Dexter Fong: itsa twice too many
Principalpoop: the inner honey?
llanwydd: or half a finn
The ElecTwecian: "Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I."
llanwydd: you get the other half when...
llanwydd: LOL Tween!
Dexter Fong: Welcome to the Greeting Card portion of tonights chat
H Stones: its not always easy to sense out of either of them
Honey Honey: yep you got it tween
Honey Honey: yep you got it tween
Principalpoop: crazy? hahahah cough cough
Dexter Fong sings I'm gonna sit rgiht down and write myself a letter
Honey Honey: hey are you speaking disparagingly about my other half stones???? Boo Hoo Hoo
H Stones: i wouldnt dare, Hon
llanwydd: anybody hear the paul mccartney interview on npr today?
Dexter Fong: 'bout his new album pf standards?
Principalpoop: don't change the topic, disparager
llanwydd: I still love paul after all these years
Honey Honey: no i gave it a miss llan what did the old geezer have to say?
H Stones: i completely missed that, things are maybe getting better for me
llanwydd: this was just after I had taken "Help!" out of the public library
Dexter Fong: Stiff upper lip and all that Stones
Honey Honey: well there's hope Hemmy
Honey Honey: well there's hope Hemmy
H Stones: stiff is the right word
llanwydd: well, he talked a little about the beatles but more about his new album "Kisses on the Bottom"
Principalpoop: quite
Dexter Fong: If you're still talking to a stiff after 4 hours, you need to get a clue
H Stones: well he can always kiss mine
Honey Honey: no way that is the real title?
llanwydd: LOL
Dexter Fong: Honey: Yes, domes from a Fat's waller tune
llanwydd: yeah. it doesn't mean what it sounds like
Principalpoop: makes the rimjob sound
Dexter Fong: Gonna sit right down etcetera
Honey Honey: imagines a album cover with Tony Blair & GW I can see who was the bottom kisser
Dexter Fong: Wasn't that the album cover for Lilly Allan
llanwydd: actually it was a fascinating interview. I'm glad I caught it
Dexter Fong: afkfr
Honey Honey: hey if it is stiff for more than 4 hours yer sposed to call 911
Principalpoop: too big for the cell phone
H Stones: heres that link i promised you, a whole load of floyd you can download discreetly
cease: an atom phone?
H Stones: http://eng.shiwaw.net/P/Pink%20Floyd/
llanwydd: I'll try it but I don't know if I can download it with msntv2
llanwydd: I like the first 2 floyd albums and Meddle. don't care much for the rest
Principalpoop: which one is pink?
Honey Honey: thanks Stones yer always trying to get me in dutch with the RIAA and those sorts
The ElecTwecian: Really? I like Momentary Lapse and Division Bell a lot
Honey Honey: bookmarked it
H Stones: i am rather piccy about them myself
H Stones: several of these are live gigs recorded in foreign parts
llanwydd: I lived in RI when Momentary Lapse came out and I used to hear it on the radio when I worked at the wharf in newport
llanwydd: so it has a small place in my heart
Honey Honey: yah that was a great concert tour the division bell tour i saw them in El Paso what a great night full moon lots of stars weed smoke rising from the people on the floor
Honey Honey: yah that was a great concert tour the division bell tour i saw them in El Paso what a great night full moon lots of stars weed smoke rising from the people on the floor
Honey Honey: oooh live gigs in 'foreign parts' could mean lots of pennicillin
The ElecTwecian: Never caught them live. More's the pity :/
H Stones: their band is in my top five live bands ever
Honey Honey: dammit i just wish that bitch would stop repeating me grrrr
Honey Honey: dammit i just wish that bitch would stop repeating me grrrr
H Stones: make sure they dont charge you twice Honey
llanwydd: the only bands I have seen live are Yes and Rush
Dexter Fong: dammit i just wish that bitch would stop repeating me grrr
Honey Honey: if it keeps happening i will have to take some medicine to shut her up
llanwydd: I have seen Yes four times. most recently in Orlando almost a year ago today
Honey Honey: lol fong
Dexter Fong laughs out loud
H Stones: also in my top five for anyone who might be interested, are Frank Zappe, Captain Beefheart, Ry cooder on his Chicken Skin Tour and Commander Cody
Honey Honey: yes was always great in concert even at the indian casino live outdoor stinking desert venue
The ElecTwecian: Catherwod, tell that bitch to stop repeating her
llanwydd: I got close enough to steve howe's 1964 Gibson to reach out and touch it before the show
The ElecTwecian: oops
llanwydd: but I didn't. I know how steve feels about that guitar
The ElecTwecian: Catherwood, tell that bitch to stop repeating her
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside The ElecTwecian and asks "Someone mention my name?"
Dexter Fong: Whoa!! is Cather wood dead?? No, he just drunk again
Honey Honey: yer soundin kinda frenchy tonight stones frank zappe and capitain beefheart???
H Stones: just the old Carpel 'tunnel syndrome
Honey Honey: it must be tunnel vision then
Dexter Fong: I find it not very useful to rank things I like. one: there's too many and two: for what purpose
Honey Honey: i agree senor fong
llanwydd: what's everybody drinking/eating tonight?
H Stones: apart from the aforementioned, the rest can go hang as far as i am concerned
Dexter Fong: I'm eatintg a very dry martini and washing it down with some lovely tripe
Honey Honey: well i heard sciccia or something like it and umm fish tacos and enchiladas....
Principalpoop: i fell asleep in my chair, i guess time for bed, have a super week all
||||||||| "11:55 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Principalpoop, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the garden.
llanwydd: I don't drink often but I'm having a screwdriver with my shicaccia
The ElecTwecian: Lone Star and a grilled sandwich (omlette earlier)
cease: seafood lasagna, omlette
Honey Honey: hey who is callin the subjek matter in here tripe?? menudo?? tripa??? stenchy iiiih
llanwydd: I have never had a fish taco. got to try it sometime
Dexter Fong: Well, I ae before but I had pan fried salmon witha mustard/lemon/dill sauce; rice pilaf/ and garden peas
llanwydd: I'm on a non-cholestrol diet but I make exceptions for foods without saturated fat
cease: sounds like a good idea
Honey Honey: they are really good i had them in mexico i also had little dog tacos 2 for a peso and boy were they tasty
Honey Honey: didnt know they were puppy till after i ate em
Dexter Fong: Menudo is *not* among my top five favs
llanwydd: this all sounds great. seafood lasagna? never heard of it but I've got to try it
The ElecTwecian: lol Honey
cease: lots of shrimp
llanwydd: serious, honey? you ate dog?
Dexter Fong: "eh 'oney, chew wanna try one of these perroitos?
Honey Honey: well llan if yer watchin the ol cholesterol ya better stay away from the seafood lasagna then
llanwydd: when I was in the USAF in the early 80s I went through the chow line and one of the servers was playing head games with a recruit
cease: i hear food calling me. will see ya'll later
Honey Honey: yes serious llan i also had a chongo burrito i didnt care for it though
||||||||| 11:59 PM -- cease left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
H Stones: the so called experts have now decided that cholesterol is not so bad after all
Dexter Fong: Night Cat
H Stones: see you again soon cease
llanwydd: he asked her "whats this ma'am" and she said "Dog". he said "Deed yew sai Dawg?"!!! " Wull ahl haive the fish, mayum"
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Dexter Fong: Well...there's good cholesterol and there's bad....we take cholesterol seriously at out house
Honey Honey: hahaha
H Stones: its like good cop - bad cop
Dexter Fong: And don't mess with mister inbetween
The ElecTwecian: "Long hair, short hair, what's the difference once the head's blowed off?" ~ Farmer Yassur
Honey Honey: thatz meester to you dex
llanwydd: "don't mess with mr. in between" is one of the songs from Kisses on the Bottom. its mainly a collection of cover tunes
llanwydd: it only has two mccartney songs on it
Honey Honey: wow
The ElecTwecian: or the Missionary Man, of course
H Stones: thats more than enough for me
Honey Honey: he must be tapped out of lyrics
H Stones: its getting better all the time
Honey Honey: sheesh i am getting tired i have to keep manually reloading the chat whew
H Stones: on a clear day i can see the matrix from here
llanwydd: matrix?
Honey Honey: hey i can see the russians from here
The ElecTwecian: All that london fog gets in the way?
Honey Honey: meh london fog is a myth it is just the english way to get plenty of mericans buying all that snobby london fog brand
llanwydd: why not. russia is only 2 and a half miles from the US
Honey Honey: wow that close
llanwydd: I've been in london and I saw no fog
H Stones: when its very foggy, you cannot see it at all
Honey Honey: almost as close as mexico i wonder do they have border guards to keep away the russian aliens?
llanwydd: london is the model city for the world
H Stones: the russians have loads of guards to keep out the Americans
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
The ElecTwecian: When are they going t build the real thing, LL?
llanwydd: LOL
Honey Honey: umm i think i better am scray before fiddlers gets me
Honey Honey: hext time i will be earlier and not as late byeeeeeeeee
H Stones: me too, will see you all again
H Stones: soon
llanwydd: NITE Honey
||||||||| Honey Honey rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Honey Honey?! It's 12:11 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
The ElecTwecian: Until last time, again...
||||||||| "12:11 AM? I'm late!" exclaims The ElecTwecian, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
llanwydd: me too. I've got to be going. hope to see you all next week
||||||||| At 12:12 AM, llanwydd vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| H Stones - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
Honey Honey
H Stones
The ElecTwecian
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