A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 24, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts cease into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:01 PM, then departs.
cease: $3 Wow.
||||||||| Outside, the 9:06 PM bus from California pulls away, leaving no_anchovies coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
no_anchovies: (my other chatroom sucks balls... mebbe better here?)
no_anchovies: uh-oh. mebbe not.
cease: hi no
no_anchovies: howz things in B.C., c?
cease: pretty good
cease: cool, but sunny
||||||||| Outside, the 9:09 PM bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Merlyn coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
cease: hi merl
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Principalpoop close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:09 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the anteroom.
Merlyn: we suck lollipops
||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: evening, you say that as if sucking balls was a bad thing, no anchovies hehe
cease: hi poop. looks like those red pills are not better than the brown acid
no_anchovies: howdy Merl, Poop...
Principalpoop: try the purple microdots
no_anchovies: tmi, poop.
Principalpoop: noo, if i had mentioned what else could be done in that vicinity, then TMI hehe
no_anchovies hesitates to jump-start his imagination
Principalpoop: oh m, we were supposed to tell you something
Principalpoop: i forget what, check the cheese log from last week, if you are industrious
Principalpoop: seeing about the remake of some firesign cd, that is not available
Principalpoop: so i kept my promise, and told you lol ,kinda sorta hehe
Merlyn: Last week is still at http://www.firesigntheatre.com/chat/logs/Thursday.html
no_anchovies: (Poop pretends to jump-start his mem, mem, memory...)
cease: oh about eobe, the cd
Principalpoop: ahh cat remembered, as I found it
cease: someone posted the hwole eobe flick on facebook the other day
cease: its amazing i have any memory, after decades of intoxication
cease: merl, are you in touch with lily?
Principalpoop: i was thinking of that the other day, no, that was something else
cease: gretchen posted about her on facebook today. said she's going to university in north carolina this summer
Principalpoop: which one?
Principalpoop: the UNC?
cease: gretchen didnt say
Principalpoop: nevermind, I am not certain who lives at which any longer
cease: i know bergman's ex-wife lives there so whatever the closest one is to her place, probably.
Merlyn: I'm not very much in touch with her, but I can email her
Merlyn: lily that is
cease: i wonder if she'd like to visit chat?
Principalpoop: sounds like a new hipster song
no_anchovies regards hummingburd outside his window
cease: doc once told me he was in touch with her, but we almost never see him here anymore
Merlyn: dunno
cease: i love hummingbirds
Principalpoop: hummingbirds are nice
cease: we had them outside our house when i was a kid in la. drove my cats crazy
Principalpoop: grill them like cicadas
no_anchovies: yep. they're pretty common hereabouts. keep a feeder right by this window.
cease: you're in a warm climate, no
no_anchovies: the cats are elderly, like their slave, they too, need a jump-start.
no_anchovies: i'm in a warm climate, yes.
Principalpoop: did I already share that betty davis said getting old is not for sissies?
no_anchovies: a mere two thousand kilos south of you, C.
Principalpoop: ahh km, that could be in oregon lol
Principalpoop: wait, carry the 3, move the decimal point
cease: comin in to los angeleez, bringin in 2 thousand keys
Principalpoop: ciera del fuego?
no_anchovies: yeah, i'm lazy about converted metric. San Diego.
Principalpoop: what a beautiful city, and nice people
no_anchovies: but we'll have lunch in NY real soon Poop.
Principalpoop: i am not near nyc?
no_anchovies: okeedokee.
Principalpoop: have lunch with fong, make him read old poop comments from the cheese logs hehehehe
cease: dont touch my bag, if you please, mr. customs man
no_anchovies: SD's nice yeh, but not so sure about th' peep'le.
cease: dex has to be the youngest old person i know
no_anchovies: oh, yeh, forgot, it's Fong that's NY.
Principalpoop: i've got 3 passports, 4 wallets, don't even know my real name
cease: same age as ossman but looks MUCH younger
no_anchovies: Poop's in MN?
Principalpoop: roanoke virginia
cease: i thought he was younger than me wheni met him.
Principalpoop: next to salem? NE of blacksburg? west of richmond?
no_anchovies: ah.
no_anchovies: know it well. off I-81
Principalpoop: short fat and bald, i looked middleage when I was teenager
Principalpoop: yes, 81 scoots right by, then the huge christiansburg mountain
Principalpoop: going south
no_anchovies: like all you Appalachian hicks (pig squeals)
Principalpoop: wahhhooo
cease: are you a virginia native, poop?
Principalpoop: i am a yankee, i could live here 50 years and still be described as from someplace else
cease: i was in norfolk and wiliamsburg in 64. can't say i remember much
no_anchovies: figger'd. not likely FT's gonna sell many records in that neck o' th' woods.
cease: but the people who would buy them would really treasure them
Principalpoop: i heard about john lennon's death when a local told me somebody had fixed john lennon...
no_anchovies: or keep it a big secret, C.
Principalpoop: almost a cult or secret society, to know firesign around here
Principalpoop: like passing masonic catch phrases hehe
cease: the firesign has always been like that
cease: even in la where they really tried to be famous.
no_anchovies: i recently bought the new "George Harrison, Living In The Material World" DVD (fantastic btw) and it got me thinkin' about how Lennon only made it ten years from the Beatle's end.
Principalpoop: they were mad dogs, biting all the hands, even those that fed them hehe
cease: i'd like to see that, no.
cease: ive told my george harrison story here often enough
no_anchovies: buy it. worth it.
no_anchovies: great material in it. great new interview with Klaus, Astrid, etc...
Principalpoop: whatever happened to my all things must pass album set?
Principalpoop: lost it in one of the moves, sigh
no_anchovies (hates these crappy laptop keyboards)
Principalpoop: i refuse to use laptop keyboards, and the fake mouse pad thing too
cease: have you heard anything about the kirkland and la show going to dvd or saleable download, merl?
Principalpoop: i attach a real mouse at a minimum if I must use one, and type with 1 finger
no_anchovies: well, Poop, i'd say check your library, but in Roanoke you're probably S.O.L.
Principalpoop: i have connected my turntable to about 10 different pcs over the years,
no_anchovies: is that the same finger you use in the aforementioned balls area???
Principalpoop: never got a good connection or software to make it record good
Principalpoop: let me think, why yes it is the same finger? how did you know?
no_anchovies: ^_^
Principalpoop: i got my favorite song from tims weisburgs listen to the city, he goes flying
Principalpoop: could not find it on cd or mp3 anywhere
||||||||| jahgust steps in at 9:42 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Principalpoop: actung jahgust
no_anchovies: light up a doobie, jah.
jahgust: Gesundheit!
jahgust: doobies make me sneeze
Principalpoop: the fat kid in the original willy wonka was augustus maybe
cease: hey joe
no_anchovies: it's a figure of speech.
jahgust: Then it makes it hard to find de door!
cease: where you going with that gun in your hand?
Principalpoop: oh birdy take a whiff on me
cease: sounds like a ringo star song
no_anchovies: if George is spinnin' can Jimi be far behind.
jahgust: NoNo song!!
Principalpoop: cause all I got to do is act naturally
jahgust: Howz everyone this eve? Had some time tonight to say hey!!
cease: good to see you here again
Principalpoop: hold on here, normal conversation? nooo, i won't stand for it
Merlyn: hey
no_anchovies: have a seat, then.
Principalpoop: let me pick a good seat hehe
cease: to have a normal conversation, we first must have normal conversationalists
jahgust: we are normal and we want our freedom!
cease: this may not be the place to find them
Principalpoop: always loved the name Norman Normal
jahgust: Evidently I am in song quoting mode!
cease: isnt there a flick called Leaving Normal?
no_anchovies: normal's just another word for "not insane."
Principalpoop: gone with the wind?
no_anchovies: (or is it, a cave is just a hole on its side...?)
Principalpoop: i want to meet somebody who is outsane
jahgust: Normal means never having to say your crazy!
no_anchovies: hear-hear............................................................. there-there....!
Principalpoop: there there little bear
jahgust: )in Eccle type voice) "I haven't got a hole on my side."
no_anchovies: here, have on of mine.
cease: how are things in rhode island, joe?
no_anchovies: one. (damn this keyboard)
Principalpoop: The Tiverton Kid
jahgust: Thats the new parentheses paradigm by the way. Surround the words with parallel close parentheses
Principalpoop: sort of like the spanish upside down question mark at the start of question?
no_anchovies: Brother, can you spare a paradigm ...?
jahgust: Busy as per! Sux being way out here at times like this!
jahgust: How bouts on your side of the whirled?
Principalpoop: )paradigm shift) )paradigm shift) do you know your anomolies?
cease: weather warming up a little
jahgust: Anomlies! I love that woman! or is that a bored game?
Principalpoop: can we shift the other way also? (lordy lordy(
cease: i wonder if Red Shift will ever be back on line
Principalpoop: see anomolies at the sea shore
jahgust: It make mit de frowny paradigm that way though.
Principalpoop: i keep dreaming of a red drawf movie
Principalpoop: (pessomystic paradigm(
no_anchovies: has anyone noticed that the Gibb brothers seem to have difficulty "Stayin' Alive" ?
Principalpoop: that is just awful LOL
cease: lol
jahgust: UUUUUU Beegees jokes awready??
no_anchovies: ok... that's my low one for the week.
Principalpoop: and donna summers, the boomers are finally in power to take out the disco folks
no_anchovies: actually, one of the scary reminders of my decrepitude, is that the BeeGees disco period was their "comeback" !
Principalpoop: the author of disco duck should not take any plane flights
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
no_anchovies: Catherwood, fetch the disco boots.
||||||||| Catherwood hands the disco boots.
Principalpoop: before that, weren't they called the archies?
cease: yes indeed no. i remember them being much mofe psychedelic in gthe late 60s
no_anchovies: oh, they were great singers.
jahgust: Now look! Bellows is bleeding on the floor! Catherwood can you staunch the bleeding?
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside jahgust and asks "Would you like something?"
Principalpoop: strawberry alarm clock?
cease: incense and peppermints
jahgust: Yes the BeeGees 60's and early 70's stuff is really quite stellar actually!
cease: i remember bergman playing them on rfo in 67
jahgust: Yes Catherwood I would like a glass of cold gravy with a hair in it please!
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside jahgust and mumbles "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
no_anchovies: yeah, there were a bunch o' those recording Co. made pop bands. "Grass Roots" comes to mind.
no_anchovies: summer of '67 to me was "Midnight Confessions" "Whiter Shade Of Pale" & "Hurdy Gurdy Man".
Principalpoop: wait, the same guys who did jive talking were stellar?
cease: sgt pepper, doors first
no_anchovies: well, i was talkin' radio, C. that's all i remember hearing on the radio.
Principalpoop: it all merges in together, i have to wiki to see what was when
no_anchovies: at home, however, "Pepper" never left the platter.
no_anchovies: tho' i miss those ol' FM stations that actually played entire albums back then!
Principalpoop: todays kids do that with movies, watching little mermaid 100 times
cease: started in 67
Principalpoop: they even created a phrase for it, album rock hehe
jahgust: Thats what Marlon Brando told me...they was STELLLAARRRRR!!
no_anchovies: he coulda been a contendah.
Principalpoop: i have always depended on the kindness of strangers
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 10:09 PM, dragging LeonardoDaTweeny by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
LeonardoDaTweeny: hewwo
Principalpoop: tween, tell us your memories of the beegees
cease: hi tween
jahgust: he could a been somebody other than bum, let's face it Charlie.
LeonardoDaTweeny: >>no_anchovies: tho' i miss those ol' FM stations that actually played entire albums back then!<< you bet
no_anchovies: hey Tween, hit any Armadillos on the way?
jahgust: Hey tweeny!
LeonardoDaTweeny: I liked the Bee Gees early stuff, like Odessa, and their more recent efforts. You can keep the disco ear
Principalpoop: right on
LeonardoDaTweeny: *era
LeonardoDaTweeny: No Armadillos. They must be all in hiding, since I live right next to I-35
jahgust: Odessa is their Sgt Pepper!
no_anchovies: (hmmm...) Jon Anderson's playing a venue in my area... tempted.
LeonardoDaTweeny: It's very good, yes
Principalpoop: eara
jahgust: Actually seen good reviews of his solos shows!
LeonardoDaTweeny: The Firestonian Eara, righ after the Comidus Epoch
no_anchovies: yeah, i'd almost rather see him than YES, i prefer small venues.
LeonardoDaTweeny: Yeah, Anderson live would be very cool.
LeonardoDaTweeny: He was here in Austin a while back, I think doing an acoustic set
no_anchovies: yeh. acoustic.
Principalpoop: become almost a family man, instead of cosmic ahh urges
no_anchovies: i heard those YES phukkerz won't even return his phone calls.
LeonardoDaTweeny /
||||||||| Catherwood leads Elayne in through the front door at 10:15 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
LeonardoDaTweeny: Hey E
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Principalpoop: hey E
Elayne: Can't stay that long, I'm having trouble keeping my eyes open in all this damp...
cease: hi e
no_anchovies: howdy Layne.
LeonardoDaTweeny: :/ @ Yes doesn't want to have anything to do with him
no_anchovies: Bye Layne.
jahgust: Hey elaine!
Principalpoop: their loss
LeonardoDaTweeny: A bit moist in NY, is it?
Merlyn: Hi e
Principalpoop: did you have a good lunch with fong? is he still recovering? hehe
Merlyn: hey, I made a real black humor joke earlier today
Elayne: Hello Jahgust, good to see a new "face" in here!
no_anchovies: what's that Groucho song... "Hello, I must Be Going" ?
LeonardoDaTweeny: A belated Happy Birthday, Merlyn :)
Merlyn: people were relating what they learned in school that ended up being not true
Merlyn: one guy said his teacher told him siberian tigers were extinct
Merlyn: tx tween
no_anchovies: "Everything They Told You Was Wrong!"
Merlyn: I said there aren't many tigers left because you have to feed them magicians
Principalpoop: ohhh
Principalpoop: zigfreed 'em
Merlyn: zigfeed?
Principalpoop: oops yes
LeonardoDaTweeny: lol Merlyn
no_anchovies: that might even be worse than my BeeGees joke.
Elayne: Okay, as usual I'm on the lookout for a Silly Site. I think this is too much though: http://ashleyisthebomb.deviantart.com/art/Starburst-Castle-301230840?q=gallery%3Aashleyisthebomb%2F27357044&qo=3
Principalpoop: in tv news, i like the bbc white heat, and the thick of it
cease: always kooking, eh
Principalpoop: that is super cool E
Principalpoop: silly enough for me hehe
no_anchovies: will this suffice? http://images1.dailykos.com/i/user/2722/TMW2012-05-30colorlowres.jpg
jahgust: Creativity for the sake of it!!
Elayne: Tom Tomorrow is singularly responsible for most of my blog readership. I love Dan Parkins to little bits.
Principalpoop: spontanaity now!
Elayne: Okay PrinPoop, I'll go with the Starburst castle thing then.
Merlyn: the starburst castle seems ok to me
no_anchovies: genius, he is.
Principalpoop: you don't want to drone on about drones hehe
cease: great name
cease: gerat comics
Elayne: At one of his book signings, I met August Pollak (he of Some Guy With A Website fame) for the first time.
Elayne: We were all very cliquish in those old proto-bloggy days.
Elayne: Somewhere I have that photo of the three of us...
Principalpoop: wow
no_anchovies: if you can stand an encore, i like this one also... http://images1.dailykos.com/i/user/2722/TMW2012-05-16colorlowres.jpg
Principalpoop: the king of the mole men said the same thing
no_anchovies: true, dat.
no_anchovies: somethings never get old. unfortunately, we're not so fortunate.
Elayne: Dang, that photo of the thre of us does exist, but apparently only on Robin's computer. web.me.com is gone, and that's where it resides.
no_anchovies: wasn't "me.com" Apple related?
Principalpoop: yah ok, an my highschool friend was invited backstage to meet the james gang and lost his photo too, yah ok
Elayne: Yes no anch, it was the precursor to whatever Apple has now.
LeonardoDaTweeny: You mean Mobile Me
no_anchovies: those phukkerz never maintain support. Die, Die !
LeonardoDaTweeny: instead of iCloud
jahgust: Cursor Red Apple!
jahgust: Sorry could not resist!
Elayne: Robin's just grabbed the photo for me. Not sure how I can run it...
Principalpoop: M?
Elayne: Merlyn, can I upload photos to this, or just links?
Elayne: That's it Tweeny, MobileMe is now what the kids use, isn't it?
no_anchovies: hang on, Snoopy.
Principalpoop: was that from 1967 too?
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Elayne2', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:36 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Elayne2: Dang, kicked myself out of Firefox, sorry.
Principalpoop: clone me dr firefox
no_anchovies OUR NEEDLE'S STUCK IN A '67 GROOVE...
jahgust: Cloned What have you done??
no_anchovies: mem, mem, mem, memoreeeeeee...
Principalpoop: like the windmills of my mind
no_anchovies: DIRECT READOUT: doctor firefox.
cease: this firefox is sick
Principalpoop: pipe com port 1: 8 baud, 7 bits, 1 polarity
no_anchovies: Catherwood, please unclone Elayne.
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside no_anchovies and mumbles "My ears are burning..."
Elayne2: Okay, I'm uploading the photo to Facebook...
no_anchovies: see, even Catherwood sucks balls.
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to no_anchovies and yells "oh, fuck off no_anchovies!"
no_anchovies: that's funny right there.
Principalpoop: modern technology is wonderful, or so I have read on the net
LeonardoDaTweeny: lol P
cease: think of the balls you'll have
no_anchovies: hah!
LeonardoDaTweeny: I'm hittin' the sack folks. Everybody have a great week :)
Principalpoop: you are too young to think of balls lulubelle
LeonardoDaTweeny: Until last time, again...
cease: you too, tween
Principalpoop: ciao tween
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:43 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs LeonardoDaTweeny by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
no_anchovies: nitey.
cease: lulu doesnt have any balls
jahgust: What did der sack do to you so that you must hit?
Principalpoop: sack of duck, not balls
cease: the woman saying sack o duck, sack o duck. is that from eobe?
Principalpoop: little lulu i love youyou just the same
no_anchovies: hmmm... Padres kicking Mets ass in NY.
no_anchovies: no wonder the Padres suck, they need rain.
cease: van has a yoba apparel company called lululemon. i know not why
Principalpoop: idk
cease: yoga
Principalpoop: that is french, lulu le mon he he he,
jahgust: Mutt n Smutt visit the Sack o Duck waffle house and catch the schizophrenes!
Elayne2: Finally! Sorry it took so long. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150968736361329&set=a.10150968736316329.465621.666376328&type=3&theater
Principalpoop: thanks E
Elayne2: All that for a "by the way" line from 15 minutes ago. :)
cease: you look happy, el
Elayne2: I'm too old for this. I'm going to bed.
Elayne2: Have a great holiday weekend, all!
||||||||| At 10:48 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elayne2!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Merlyn: bye E2
Principalpoop: a happy memory mem rad output
||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off Elayne at 10:48 PM
Principalpoop: night E
jahgust: You 2 Elaine2!
cease: yes that' it, joe. do you remember hwich one? i know i heard it a few days ago but forget where
cease: by el
Principalpoop: you heard it hear cat, cni was on
cease: aha
Principalpoop: lol
jahgust: Its on a Dear friends episode. an early one. On the Dukes box
cease: yes of course
no_anchovies (suspects a hacksaw may be involved)
Principalpoop: who knows what the hacksaw?
no_anchovies: who knows where the Sandy Denny goes?
jahgust: I have the box on permanent play on 2 different iphones!
cease: that'll learn ya
no_anchovies: a Fairport Convention, and No fair to anybody.
Principalpoop: use quicksilver messenger service
jahgust: or the Chicago Transiy Authority
no_anchovies: yeah, i dug them. Cippolina, great player, died too soon.
jahgust: transit...
Principalpoop: iron butterfly, what other groups have elements in their name?
cease: fly jefferson airplane, getcha there on time
Principalpoop: silicon sally
no_anchovies: one may think on that, periodically.
Principalpoop: oxygen, nitrogen, neon, gold, silver, nickle, lead zepplin
Principalpoop: was there a 50s group called the bromides?
no_anchovies: not sure Poop, but i know some albums go Gold or Platinum.
cease: the zeppelin tube, the tube with infinite power
no_anchovies: and there's a "Mercury" record label.
Principalpoop: the tubes world tour, a mighty important affair
cease: big theme of firesign from the first
cease: power, and how to use it to your advantage
jahgust: Did you read that in the Saturday Evening Diddley?
cease: and how to subvert it when used to your disadvantage
Principalpoop: and influence people? please?
cease: proctor said that
cease: though not in those words
jahgust: Now i want to have my face full of a long white tube.
Principalpoop: power to the people right on, everybody talking about thisism thatism comeism goism
cease: fight the power that be
jahgust: Power to the pupil...the people...a wise guy...uh wise rule to be guided by...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: give the people a light, and they will follow it anywhere
jahgust: Catherwood Bellows is beleeding again an he only just got up from the last time you struck him. What have you against Bellows?
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 11:01 PM"
jahgust: A clever rejoiner Catherwood. Have a bomber on me!
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to jahgust and inquires "Did you need me?"
Principalpoop: that guy must be old by now, from I dream of jeannie
Merlyn: hey see you next week
Principalpoop: had a young wifey
Principalpoop: night M, thanks again
no_anchovies: fix yourself a fix, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood gives himself a fix.
cease: by merl
no_anchovies: now we're talkin'.
jahgust: Well he's probably dead by now and Catherwood murdered him!!! (DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!)
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside jahgust and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, jahgust!"
Principalpoop: c is using, do something M
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 11:03 PM, dragging Dexter Fong by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
||||||||| Merlyn departs at 11:03 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Dexter Fong: Hi gang
Principalpoop: ahh finally fong
jahgust: Night Merl!
no_anchovies: what's Nex, Dex?
cease: wow. dex appears
Dexter Fong: Hi CAT< JAH< n_a and poop
jahgust: Mr. Fong!
Principalpoop: you missed E and M and T and lots of the alphabet
no_anchovies: sorry Dex, we finished the watermelon.
Dexter Fong: Attended a graduation party for a friends son..started at 6:30 and ran on....and on...and on
Principalpoop: yet another new paradigm using < < instead of ) )
Dexter Fong: {=}}
Principalpoop: ahhh youth, lucky bastards
jahgust: Thus closes the circle!!
Dexter Fong: All fall down
Principalpoop: [blocked]
Dexter Fong: and tqackled
Dexter Fong: tackled
jahgust: He's no fun...wait for it...
no_anchovies: what, no strippers?
Dexter Fong: striped bass only
jahgust: all together now...
no_anchovies: fell over?
Principalpoop: i was already stripped, now I am in bare assed
jahgust: ...He Fell Right Over!
Dexter Fong: "if you're out on your bike tonight, wear white
Principalpoop: He fell right over
Dexter Fong: Did we have CNI tonight?
Principalpoop: no :(
cease: no
Dexter Fong: that clem is a teaser
no_anchovies: let's name him after Nancy... you know, Pushover.
cease: i don think we will regularly again. but then what do i know
Principalpoop: you know a lot, I can vouch for that, but I am against vouchers
Dexter Fong: I'm against gauchos
cease: i was telling the chatters how young you are, for some reason, earlier, dex
no_anchovies CNI: Casting A Broad Net For A Network Broadcast
Principalpoop: so don't be gauche
cease: its on the log
Dexter Fong: I thought I was a droit
cease: i'm not gauche, i'm a leftist
no_anchovies: i think we're all Leftists on this bus?
Principalpoop: port and starboard
Dexter Fong: A leftist, a rightist, another hard rightist to the body
cease: the left will probably win our next provincial election. thank grid!
cease: the rightist regime is very unpopular, even with its firesign connection
Principalpoop: i thought we were crypto-anarchists
no_anchovies: yeah, but that's just Canada. who cares?
jahgust: Will they have port authority?
cease: proc's daughter married the son of our ex-premier, serious right wing nut
Dexter Fong: Me? I'm a creepy leftist
cease: the 4 million of us who live in BC
cease: only if they give the port salute
cease: i was born in socialist saskatchewan, first socialist elected govt in canada
Dexter Fong: and the 21 gun port salute leaves the waterfront in ruins
cease: dujring ww2
Principalpoop: and have a star aboard, who is a big star now?
cease: those aren't ruins, they're expensive sculpture
cease: has there ever been a socialist state govt in the states?
Principalpoop: beyonce? L-ray? T-Bone?
no_anchovies: wasn't the last sighting of Sasquatch in Saskatchewan?
Dexter Fong: one mans ruin is another mans government sponsored redevelopment project
cease: impossible, no. we have no mountains. barely hills
no_anchovies: how big are your feet, C ?
Principalpoop: ithink part of wisconsin or north dakota was for awhile, somewhere up there
Dexter Fong: The last Yeti sighting was in Yettysburg
cease: lol
no_anchovies: must be a Virgin then?
cease: there is No Place to HIde in Saskatchewan. it's all flat
cease: http://www.seemreal.com/cgi-bin/ti/viewer.cgi?slideshow=2002sask&page=009
Dexter Fong: Kinda sosialistic
no_anchovies: well that makes, no wonder Bigfoot left Yorkton.
no_anchovies: sense.
Principalpoop: we arrest and or kill progressives here that get to successful
jahgust: I'm kinda tired and must work tomorrow. Can I have my key please? Night all. Always a hoot up here. Can I get a goodnight kiss Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood gets a goodnight kiss.
Principalpoop: oh, he got a kiss, get a room hehe
cease: yes long progressive tradition in wisconsin. hope they dump their curent gov
Dexter Fong: Night jah
cease: by joe. see you again
jahgust: Ah Catherwoods just a big baby !
||||||||| Catherwood snubs jahgust
no_anchovies: okay... once one starts losing words, it's time to lay down and watch another old western. maybe something by Boetticher tonite?
Principalpoop: i think that is the bus, the dog has been waiting, ciaooo
Dexter Fong: Cat: That the gov who was recalled?
jahgust: Nighties!
||||||||| At 11:21 PM, Principalpoop runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: Night poop
cease: by poop, no
||||||||| jahgust departs at 11:21 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
no_anchovies: or maybe some Zatoichi?
Dexter Fong: One of the midwest governors -tea bagger, probably, proved so unpopular that there was a successful recall vote
Dexter Fong: The Blind Zen Master?
no_anchovies: well, it won't be "Zacharia"
Dexter Fong: No, and probably not Zoroaster, or his son, Zorro
cease: citrus pepercorn haddock coming up. just turned on oven
no_anchovies: okay fellas, nice one tonite. cya next time.
Dexter Fong: Night No_
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:25 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs no_anchovies by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
cease: first day in japan i watched zorro in japanese on hotel tv. hilarious
cease: supposedly set in mexico but speaking english was a bizarre idea to begin with
cease: by no
Dexter Fong: The old TV Zorro, or the 40s Movie serial Zorro, or the one with Antonio Bandaras
cease: disney series
cease: tv from 60s? i forget. long ago
cease: i think i remember a disney connection. too long ago to recall
Dexter Fong: yeah...52 years
Dexter Fong: Well then...I'll sure try to be on time next week...
cease: if you can. the following week i'll late if here at all. have to go to an event til 730
Dexter Fong: Okay then Cat...that's definite...see you next week
cease: off we fly
Dexter Fong: enjoy the haddock
||||||||| "Hey cease!" ... cease turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:32 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

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And, "The Home Team"