A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 31, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies RedPillTweeny in through the front door at 7:23 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| It's 7:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 31, 2012 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| cease enters at 9:02 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger.
cease: I didn't know hats could eat.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "9:07 PM and late as usual, it's Principalpoop, just back from Elmertown."
Principalpoop: sure hats can eat, up to the brim
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Tor Hershman in through the front door at 9:08 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
cease: hi poop
Principalpoop: hi tor
cease: hi tor
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, Poo and Ce
Principalpoop: how is everybody doing?
Principalpoop: charmed, I;m sure
Tor Hershman: falling apart like rotten fruit
Principalpoop: that sounds snotty, instead of being nice
Principalpoop: steady hershman
Tor Hershman: Sounds like Ralph's
Tor Hershman: Here I'll bore everyone right off the mark - moi's two newest YouTubes
Tor Hershman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-C02_WfrFA Crispy Krishna
Principalpoop: wait for the crowd
Principalpoop: your marketing skills need timing
Tor Hershman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTR7416KYpA and the "HAiR" parody - "SKiN"
cease: http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/
Tor Hershman: Yeah, Poo, I got an A in Marketing but I stink within practice
cease: you can hear the rfo parody doc tech and i did, with help from elayne, dex and some of doc's friends
cease: it was the monday show, Radio Free Booze
||||||||| Dexter Fong enters at 9:14 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
cease: hey dex, you can listen to yourself on radio free oz. you're not quite bergman, but there you are
Dexter Fong: Evening dear friends
Principalpoop: there is fong
Dexter Fong: When did we do that Cat? I have no rememrance
cease: doc took over the site after pete's death and will be broadcasting a ton of stuff from my collection in the upcoming monthes
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:15 PM, dragging H Stones by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
cease: doc tech taped you saying "ageist" after i left
Principalpoop: lordy, that site been broadcasting lots of stuff
cease: but that was basically what i was doing in ny and milford, when not eating or arting
cease: hi stones
Principalpoop: obviously nothng is sacred for you tor, good job hehe
H Stones: get of my leg Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood gets of my leg.
Dexter Fong: Wasn't that part of Red Shift?
Tor Hershman: 8MBs'll take moi forever, on dial-up, but I bookmarked the page
Principalpoop: ahh stones, having a jubilee yet? how are you?
Dexter Fong: Hi Stones
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, H
cease: ah, the stones jubilee. so much better than the queens
H Stones: there is far too much going on over here this year, as well as the Jubilee we have the Olympics and of course the World Cup, what a pain
cease: i hope they play Gimme Shelter
Tor Hershman: You're correct, PrinPoo, for me and everyone else though most ain't got that knowledge.....ORRRRRRRRR DO THEY!!!???
Principalpoop: the cherry trees have fruit here
H Stones: i think the government hopes to make a pile of dosh to fill the hole left by the bankers
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Elayne into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:19 PM, then departs.
Elayne: Evenin' all! Just got home
H Stones: Hi Elayne
cease: hi el
Dexter Fong: hi E
cease: did you hear yourself on rfo?
Tor Hershman: Hey! Anyone here remember The Four Seasons LP, American Crucifixion and Resurrection
Principalpoop: and then engleburt humperdink representing england in azerajerbob euro songs LOL
Tor Hershman: Howdy do, El
Principalpoop: E arrives with a smile and a wave to all, maybe
cease: i'm sure humperdink means something obscene in azeri
Tor Hershman: Ahhhhh, poop
H Stones: we told everyone to Dump the Hump but these idiots never listen, an easter european always wins becuase the fix it that way
Principalpoop: was tom jones busy?
Elayne: Was I on RFO, Cat? Oh, and by the way, have a virtual {{{hug}}}
H Stones: prob ably shaggin local housewives as per usual
Principalpoop: with their hats still on, the prevert...
H Stones: he keeps his boots on too
cease: yezx on mon day. you can go to the rfosite and hear yourself
Principalpoop: just like breakback mountain, that way hehe
cease: doc played Radio Free Booze on Monday, your holiday
Elayne: What's the RFO site? Just www.rfo.com?
cease: but the refs are probably no one would catch unless theyhad been listening to rfo when bergman and ossman were doing comedy bits. you were based on a highschool girl character, whose name i forget
H Stones: i tried fcallling Honey but she appears to be out galavanting as is often the case
cease: http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/
Principalpoop: good for her
cease: a galavanting gal
Elayne: Tx
H Stones: but is it good for the surrounding countryside
Principalpoop: all i could think of was the four tops, not the four seasons tor
Elayne: Okay, playing it now. Thanks for giving me top parenthetical billing!
Principalpoop: you could be jubileevanting
Elayne: Oh dear, that's my voice.
H Stones: its all too expensive
Elayne: Oh, thank goodness that's over.
Principalpoop: wow, E's voice on the net
cease: did you hear it, dex?
Elayne: I gotta get something to eat. Anything at all...
Elayne: BRB
Dexter Fong: not yet cat
cease: its not bbc quality, but it amused me
H Stones: is there a link please ?
cease: http://rfo.chromiumswitch.org/
cease: its the show called Radio Free Booze
cease: it helps if you know the lyrics to the steely dan song Daddy Don't Live in that New York City NO MOre
cease: lily is on this too
Principalpoop: sounds like the girl who said sack a duck, sack a duck
cease: and dexter even gets an introduction
Principalpoop: i found the beginning devriative and overly complicated, who wrote that stuff?
cease: who do you think?
Principalpoop: no no no
Principalpoop: how can i write a zinger when you don't play along?
Principalpoop: tell me that you wrote it, geebers
Dexter Fong: Zis zinger, he vas mit ze band?
cease: hollywood provo wrote the last part.
Principalpoop: killing me, i will try again. I found the beginning deriative and overly complex, who wrote that stuff???
cease: its from the actual take over of bergman's first radio show
Dexter Fong: Poop; the same guy who can't spell derivitive?
cease: that;s the only part i didn't write. some of it was adlibbed by elayne and doc tech and lily too
Elayne: Ouch Dex. Never do a spelling correction online, you'll inevitably misspell as well. :)
Principalpoop: i spell it differently each time, one of them must be right
Dexter Fong: Not so far
Elayne: Let's see if I can do it: D-E-R-I-V-A-T-I-V-E
Dexter Fong: Good catch Elayne, I knew poop would miss it
Principalpoop: when cat told me that he wrote it, I was going to respond, gee, I like it a lot more now
Dexter Fong: Why didn't you?
Principalpoop: a pointless joke that went nowhere hehe
cease: its supposed to be derivative. each of the pieces is derived from other rfo comedy pieces.
Elayne: I think the production values are very nice. You'd never believe my part was recorded in my dinky ol' living room.
cease: bergman had called for contributions by listeners so this was it
cease: maybe no one else did anything as he didn;t pursue it
Principalpoop: i bet he wanted cash, but ok
Elayne: Bergman seemed to hate anything derivative. He even made fun of my Firesign newsletter for not being original (not knowing I was also self-publishing a hexaweekly zine of original stuff at the same time as I was doing FAlaFal).
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Tor Hershman - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: lol poop. no, comedy contributions. i thikn they'd be even more welcome now, without bergman doing any more stuff his archive is quite finite
Principalpoop: it was part of the joke, not even sure how that world applies outside calculus
cease: he begged for money every show in the later monthes
cease: when i was visiting dex a couple of years ago, he played me some radio comedy he'd done in nyc
cease: i imagine most chatters have or would like to do radio comedy or we wouldnt be here
Principalpoop: pulled out the old tapes, like pulling out the old vacation slides?
Elayne: Well, personally speaking, I have a face for radio!
Principalpoop: your face is fine, why do girls do that?
cease: you did a few of my radio plays, el, and were excellent in them
Principalpoop: i did not get my nap today, i need to doublecheck what I type before I send, word, not world
cease: i've been writing some new bits, keeping myself amused
Elayne: PrinPoop, it's an old expression. I'm sure it didn't originate with a woman, unless that woman was Fanny Brice. Who, let's face it, had a face for radio.
Principalpoop: what is hexaweekly? 8 times a week? every 8 weeks?
Elayne: Thanks muchly, Cat. You'll pardon me if I confess that I like stuff like Red Shift far more than Radio Free Booze.
Principalpoop: ahh ok, didn't know it was a cliche
Dexter Fong: Hexaweekly is a 7 day curse
Principalpoop: ahh the other kind of hex
Dexter Fong: Hexter Fong
Dexter Fong: Hexter Fong real good
Elayne: Hexaweekly is every six weeks.
Principalpoop: this may be too far out there E
Principalpoop: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2149879/Japanese-man-22-cooks-genitals-serves-paying-dinner-party-guests.html
Elayne: News articles can be silly, but they aren't silly sites. You've seen my blog, right PrinPoop?
cease: i have a couple of vegas scenarios i'm playing with.
Elayne: For instance, Cards Against Humanity is an entire site about a very silly thing: http://wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/24079453604/laughterkey-danielleosaurus-rex-cards
Principalpoop: i did not read the details, i just saw it was links to something amusing, silly, ok
cease: a james bond parody set in a bulgariian tapas place in vegas and a parody of the tv show that went off the air last thursday
cease: its was called Top of the Food Chain and my show will be Food Chain Gang
||||||||| Elayne2 steals in around 9:49 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Fong: Cat: What TV show?
Elayne2: Kicked myself out. Sorry. I meant http://cardsagainsthumanity.com
cease: it was called Top of the Food Chain, on the Vegas Video Network. web show
Elayne2: My point, PrinPoop, is that I want to show off a site that's silly. Not a silly story, or silly saying, or whatever. A website that's interesting or cool or silly.
Principalpoop: the other link worked too, but tks
Dexter Fong: Was that the one that wanted you to do a show?
Principalpoop: ok ok E
cease: i usually chat with its producer as the show goes out live on thursday while chatting here too, but no more
Elayne2: That's one of the reasons it's so tough sometimes. :)
cease: yes
cease: i'm developing ideas for his network, sort of
Principalpoop: put a camera on each of our pcs and have us read our sentences out loud
cease: lol
Dexter Fong: Then see if we can lip read what each of us is saying?
Principalpoop: hire people to do that, using the old cheese logs, you can edit as necessary lol
Principalpoop: i want a wally cox voice for my voice
cease: i used a bunch of chatters in my plays, particularly red shift
Dexter Fong: Poop: We're outta wally, how about harry
Principalpoop: heck, AI readers might be able to do it, for a radio show lol
cease: i've had a few radio show ideas but with not enough sustaining interest to see them through as complete stories
Principalpoop: wallace beary for the voice of fong
cease: also doc tech is in no position to take on that much work and wont be for a long time
Elayne2: True, Cat.
cease: putting out a new rfo show every weekday is a big burden i can hopefuly lighten a bit with my colleciton
cease: lily's brain is not into rfo these days, and ultimately its' her show
Principalpoop: i think stones found honey
Dexter Fong: Are his hands sticky?
Principalpoop: and sweet
cease: every bee's dream
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: the bees knees
cease: i wonder if insects dream
cease: how comples does the brain need to be do dream?
Dexter Fong: Is that a trick question?
cease: no
Principalpoop: if you mean reviewing the past and exploring the future, i vote yes
Dexter Fong: I vote present
Principalpoop: sleep is when the maid comes in to straighten up the brain....
cease: saw a doc about how plants think recently.
Dexter Fong: Problems in your garden?
Principalpoop: unless they can communicate their thoughts and dreams, we will keep chopping down and eating the lower life forms
cease: they're in EVERYBODY'S garden
Dexter Fong: I say mulch back to the stone age
Dexter Fong: mulch 'em
Dexter Fong: afkfqr
Principalpoop: the danish say they have green fingers instead of just claiming a green thumb...
cease: just started reading polan's The Omnivore's Dilemma today. it seems we are slaves to the corn plant
Principalpoop: corn is a big player now for sure
cease: the average american's diet now has more corn in it than mexicans
Principalpoop: good, I do not want more mexicans in my diet
cease: not that mexicans are as tasty
Principalpoop: a little salsa, avocado dip
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: dog wants out, brb
||||||||| At 10:11 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Elayne2!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Elayne close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:11 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the sitting room.
Elayne: Well, I have to admit, I'm pretty exhausted. I should go have a lie-down. Next week, all!
||||||||| Elayne leaves to catch the 10:12 PM train to New York.
cease: welcome back elayne. unless you;re not her
cease: by for real then
cease: a shrinking chat
Dexter Fong: Cat: Is doc still shooting pool?
cease: i odnt know
cease: it is something him and lily really enjoy so i hope so
Dexter Fong: Night Elayne
cease: we spoke on sunday but pool did not come up
Dexter Fong: Just wondered cause it's been quite a while since he's spent anytime here
cease: his work has been draining him
Dexter Fong: Yes, I know
cease: and having to do rfo is time he does not really have
cease: a burden from bergman
Dexter Fong: And Elayne's work seem to be of the draining variety
cease: indeed
Dexter Fong: Looks like I got out just in time =)
Principalpoop: back
Dexter Fong: We are all, including the dog, much relieved
Principalpoop: yes, I am surprised the rooskies give doc time
cease: good to hear
Principalpoop: he was fast, a light light rain, good dog
cease: yes, dogs are good
Principalpoop: i like cats too
Dexter Fong: cats are very amusing
Principalpoop: totally different animules
cease: i should have menitoned it earlier. did any of you see Hugo?
Dexter Fong: I haven't but understand it's rather good
Principalpoop: i think not
cease: that it is
Principalpoop: a movie or what?
Dexter Fong: movie
Principalpoop: there is a sci-fi hugo award
cease: meliez was sort of firesign like
cease: yes
Principalpoop: the last movie I went to see was warren beatty as a senator
Principalpoop: whatever year that was
cease: that was a dif hugo i think
cease: buloworth?
Dexter Fong: Poop, is that the one where they give out small middle european cars
Principalpoop: no, he hired somebody to shoot him and then changed his mind
Dexter Fong: Hugo?
Principalpoop: warren
cease: yes wasnt that called Bullworth? i saw it. good flick
Principalpoop: that is it, i almost googled, it was good
Principalpoop: 2-3 hours awake with no tobacco, nope
cease: thats why ralph nader has beatty run for governor of california and win in nada'rs novel
Dexter Fong: Go to a drive in
Principalpoop: like patsy, I need to cover my back with nicotine patches hehe
Principalpoop: alone? that is creepy, unless it is a skin flick
cease: i think that is rather obscure, dex
Dexter Fong: Well, you could smoke there
Dexter Fong: and you wouldn't feel so alone
Principalpoop: everything comes on tv or the net
Dexter Fong: I know =(
Principalpoop: i lived on an aircraft carrier for 4 years, never feel alone again
Dexter Fong: sorry
Principalpoop: you could go off campus, not on that floating sardine can
Principalpoop: so hugo is good? cool, I will keep an eye out for it
Principalpoop: BBC white heat is still fun,
cease: excellent
cease: it was in 3d but i saw it in 2d as a dvd rental. still it twas visually arresting
Principalpoop: is the new 3d any good? all I know was michael jackson in that captain nemo thing
Dexter Fong: Poop: They do it better, less contrived, but more derative
cease: ive seen 2 flicks in 3d, one about the caves in france and the cameron thing
Principalpoop: effects can only carry a story and movie so far....
Dexter Fong: The glasses are much more comfortable
cease: the caves flick made me feel i was in a cave in france looking at the paintings, something i'll never do otherwise so worth it
cease: but my wife fell asleep,
Principalpoop: IMAX was not 3d, just huge as I recall
cease: yes much more
Principalpoop: i may have to try it, how do I approach a stoner without scaring him away, to prepare wink wink
cease: lol
Dexter Fong: Wear the glasses, if he doesn't run, you're in
cease: i was at a 4-d film during the olympics here a couple of years ago
||||||||| Bunnyboy enters at 10:34 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Chapeau Manger.
Bunnyboy: lo dere.
cease: seat would move, we'd get sprayed with water, etc
Principalpoop: I do have tri-focals, huge big grandpa glasses
Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny
cease: hi bun
Principalpoop: hip hop bunny
cease: it was a promotion by the ontario govt. well worth the intoxicants
Dexter Fong: rap bunny
Bunnyboy: Catherwood, here's my hat. I'm "done" with it. Heh...heh...
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Bunnyboy and queries "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Principalpoop: heavy metal industrial bunny
Dexter Fong: Break dance bunny
Principalpoop: emo-gothic bunny
Bunnyboy stretches his legs.
Principalpoop: whatever the heck that is hehe
Dexter Fong: squash the beef, bunny, yo?
Principalpoop: ouch, watch it
Principalpoop: kicked me right in the shin
Bunnyboy: Aaahhhh...
Dexter Fong: Is that where you carry your beef
Principalpoop: no, i have a vienna sausage
Dexter Fong: Ach, 24 to a can
cease: a veener in vain
Principalpoop: or any orifice
Dexter Fong: a nermeer in spain
Dexter Fong: vermeer
cease: a mere vear
Bunnyboy: Found a local, fast-food Wienerschnitzel place. Not the frankfurter chain. And not veal, I don't think. Probably pork. Delish!
Principalpoop: yum
Bunnyboy takes a drink.
cease: lots o death in seattle today, on the news
cease: local musicians?
Dexter Fong: From what?
cease: hey you took my drink
cease: bullets
Principalpoop: bad batch of coffee?
Principalpoop: oh lordy
Dexter Fong: Squashing a beef looks like to me
Bunnyboy: Coincidentally, it's a probably less than a mile from where that awful shooting started, yesterday.
Principalpoop: millions of people, millions of guns, surprise, some are nuts
Bunnyboy: And the gunman killed himself about 10 blocks away from where I live.
cease: people can do a lot more harm when they're armed
Principalpoop: goodness bunny
cease: scary, bun
Principalpoop: i had a class in that virginia tech classroom, like somebody walking on your grave or something
Dexter Fong: Principalpoop: goodness bunny
Bunnyboy: Yeah, the guy covered about 7 miles. U District, First Hill, West Seattle.
Dexter Fong: Whatsa U district?
cease: are shotings becoming more common or just the attention they get?
cease: the land of umlauts
Dexter Fong: They are over in denmark and sweden
cease: the university district, dex. it's actually quite pretty. the u looks like you're in italy
Principalpoop: a certain % of the population are going to be mad dogs...
Dexter Fong: Do you have the exact numbers there Bob?
cease: but is it a rising percent?
Bunnyboy: They haven't tied the gun to a local sale yet, but the perp bought guns, in the past, from the same Tacoma gun shop the DC snipers used.
Principalpoop: i hope not hehe
Principalpoop: keeping automatic weapons away from the general population slows them down a little bit
Dexter Fong: You're shooters are lucky, Bunny; our gun buyers have to go to places like Florida or Virginia
Bunnyboy: In somewhat lighter news, I saw a cool Norsk thriller: HEADHUNTERS.
Principalpoop: doesn't sound less grusome hehe
Principalpoop: e
Dexter Fong: Talk about gruesome, how about that guy florida who was chewing another guys face off
Bunnyboy: There's actually a fair amount of gunfire, mayhem, and Coen Brothers-style dark humor.
Principalpoop: i watched the professional again, with jean reno, that and the mechanic with bronson good ones
Principalpoop: wait, why was he doing that?
cease: i limit my mayhem to the news
Dexter Fong: The Florida guy?
Bunnyboy: Yeah, living zombie! Well, not NOW, but...
Bunnyboy: Too soon?
Principalpoop: lol
Dexter Fong: He was a berserker, a nked berserker, in fact
Dexter Fong: And he was eating the pieces
cease: i heard it ascribed to some storng new acid. that could be anything
cease: in the sense of that sf series, dex?
Principalpoop: there was another seattle guy, sucking peoples blood from their necks, they found he was not insane...
cease: Firefly?
cease: that was pretty good
Dexter Fong: What hifi series
Principalpoop: yes good series
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| H Stones - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
cease: tf show a few years ago. sort of a western in space. i mentioned it here before. i saw it on dvds aft4r it was over
cease: had a berserker planet
Principalpoop: i came across the finale by mistake and turned it off, then someone recommended it
cease: i reccomend it
Dexter Fong: That's 2 votes
Principalpoop: i did not know any of the characters or story or nothing, just a bloody mess when I tuned it
Bunnyboy: It's onna my shelf, along with the feature version, SERENITY.
cease: yes that was good too
Principalpoop: the final was a movie? ahh ok lol
Bunnyboy: Gotta catch up...
cease: explained where the berzerkers came from
Dexter Fong: From Bob/s Berzerker Lounge, just outside the U
cease: wassa matter u?
Principalpoop: then 1st hill and mission district or someplace
Dexter Fong: Oh, you noticed my class ring
Bunnyboy: From what I understand, the feature was actually a reimagining.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: that was the name of the ship, i did not catch it was a movie
cease: your ring has class?
Dexter Fong: Paid a buck two-eighty
cease: thats two different prices
Dexter Fong: I split the diferrence
Principalpoop: another movie with bezerkers, 2 guys wake up on an interstellar space ship
cease: and?
Principalpoop: the ship crashes on an earth like planet, the captain had gone bonkers
Dexter Fong: I think the story is still in development5
Principalpoop: that is a sharp summary
Dexter Fong: bult a dull story
Principalpoop: had a famous guy as one of the sleepers
Principalpoop: it was interesting, one of them tries to get to the bridge to find out what is going on
Principalpoop: pandorum
Dexter Fong is beginning to wonder if Poop isn't just making this up as it gos along
Principalpoop: dennis quaid
Bunnyboy: Ah! Dennis Quaid?
Principalpoop: bunny has seen it
cease: is he the guy who went crazy and moved to vancouver?
cease: that seems a contradiction
Principalpoop: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1188729/
Bunnyboy: I've seen the title, not the flick.
Principalpoop: fun movie
cease: new to me
Dexter Fong: Thanks for clearing it all up Poop
cease: i think our quaid was randy
cease: as it were
cease: cleaning poop is always a chore
Principalpoop: hey, I had google, or that would have been that, all I knew
Bunnyboy: Speaking of nuts...
Dexter Fong: ...?
cease: saco nutz, saco butz
Principalpoop: saco jaweha
Dexter Fong: saco duck.....saco duck
cease: its jahway or the highway
Dexter Fong: and don't look back or somethin bad will happen
Principalpoop: calling me a sicko nut? i live in virginia, watch it hehe
Bunnyboy: Randy Quaid. Know of anyone else who's managed to get banned from Actors Equity...for life?
Dexter Fong: Why was he banned, Bun
Principalpoop: huh? the shoplifting thing?
Principalpoop: i thought that was the brother-in-law from the griswolds
cease: yeah he moved to vancouver. we're not too pleased
cease: we have enough loons
Dexter Fong: Still like to know why he was banned
Bunnyboy: Apparently, he burned the house down, at our beloved 5th Avenue Theatre. Unfortunately, it was during rehearsal.
Principalpoop: pandorum is Dennis quaid, come on now ibmd
cease: i thoughtit was spiced pandas
cease: sounds like a drug from breaking bad
Principalpoop: what do we win for finding that mistake?
cease: you had a hit of the new dennis quaid, man?
cease: it'll melt your mind
Bunnyboy: Unprofessional behavior, alleged physical and sexual harrassment...
Dexter Fong: No man, I'm still on the pnadorum
Principalpoop: oops they did say dennis, I said randy, shoot me now
cease: calls nurse judy
Bunnyboy: The entire cast joined in on the grievance filing.
Principalpoop: i want to be sedated
Dexter Fong: Thanks Bunny, for the info
Principalpoop: they should fix him, instead of pushing him away, IMHO
cease: he burned down a theatre?
Bunnyboy: His wife assaulted a union office secretary...
Dexter Fong hums a few bars of Burnin' down the House"
Principalpoop: the rampage started with both being arrested for shoplifting
Dexter Fong: afkfr
Bunnyboy: cat: Figure of speech. Figures.
Bunnyboy: I think it's in his Wikipedia entry.
cease: they have assylum in canada becasuse they fear assasination by starwhackers in hollywood, or so they say
cease: as i said, we have more than enough loons to begin with
Principalpoop: bad drugs and/or bad drugs
cease: some people really should abstain
Principalpoop: I recall reading only 10% of people get hooked on cocaine, but that 10% is a lot of folks...
Bunnyboy: Actually, the shoplifting, illegal entry of former premises and international fugitivism came later.
cease: many viet vetgs were hooked on heroin in vietnam but stopped using in the us. a vast majority
Principalpoop: is that right? oops, I will shut up. randy instead of dennis, don't know the story
Principalpoop: but I still maintain pandorum is a fun movie hehe
cease: i'll watch when it appears on tv
Dexter Fong: bark
Principalpoop: woof
Principalpoop: yes, heroin used by many in europe, they all don't become useless addicts
Dexter Fong: they ain't a tryin
Principalpoop: i liked it so much the first, that seemed like trouble hehehe
Principalpoop: coke, not horse
Principalpoop: i hated cigarettes, the taste of gin or scotch or whiskey, ugh...
Dexter Fong: Did you actually have a youth?
Principalpoop: that is why they invented strawberry boones farm
Principalpoop: sloe gin
Dexter Fong: fizz
Principalpoop: that is is mean drunk, tastes ok, but not a good drunk, my expert O
Dexter Fong: I want a drunk that's only a little curmodgeonly
cease: apple cidre is my beverage of choice
cease: i think my body likes apples
Principalpoop: need something well made, single blend scotch or whiskey, top of the line gin vodka...
Principalpoop: apple jack will hit you like tequila, your body knows it the next day..
cease: sangria too.
cease: i seem to be connected to fruity booze on some chemical level
Principalpoop: you must drink too much, way too much red wine to feel as bad as tequila the next day
cease: i've never been a fan of tequila or strong booze in general, except in an intresing cocktail
Principalpoop: all the grape and cherry boones farm you drank as a teenager hehe
Dexter Fong: Well gents, I must away
Dexter Fong: see you next week
Principalpoop: night fong
cease: off you go, dex. i will be late here next week, probably around 8 so if chat still is happening, i'll see you then
Principalpoop: seeing as I have not drank in over ahh, 10, 15, 20 years, i am talking from memory
cease: no i never drank alcohol as a teen.
Principalpoop: the bus, I will jump to, night all
Principalpoop: ciaoo
||||||||| At 11:33 PM, Principalpoop scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
cease: off we fly
||||||||| At 11:33 PM, cease runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Bunnyboy: The booze runs free, in WA, starting tomorrow.
Bunnyboy: Oh, nitey!
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Bunnyboy - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
H Stones
Tor Hershman
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Rogue's Gallery:

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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

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And, "The Home Team"