||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night." ||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 05, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule... ||||||||| Catherwood enters with no_anchovies close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:54 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom.
no_anchovies lights the pilot no_anchovies: fetch my slippers, Catherwood. ||||||||| Catherwood gets slippers. ||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 05, 2012 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" ||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:00 PM, dragging TheTweenthOfJulie by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?" TheTweenthOfJulie: Hey NA no_anchovies: howdy pardner. TheTweenthOfJulie: Hey whaddya know, Nino's on the ball this week
no_anchovies âªâ«âª âªâ«âª no_anchovies: np. Chet Baker & Stan Getz TheTweenthOfJulie: âªâ«âª âªâ«âª?? no_anchovies: wrong encoding. supposed to be musical notes. TheTweenthOfJulie: Ah, OK no_anchovies: try to liven up a chatroom... doesn't always work. ^_^ ||||||||| "9:06 PM? 9:06 PM!!" says Catherwood, "cease should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as cease enters and sits on the divan. TheTweenthOfJulie: Hey cease no_anchovies: hey C cease: hi lads no_anchovies: howz B.C., C? cease: we actually have summer here today. my body is confused TheTweenthOfJulie: Really hot in the Chicago area, from what I hear. Over 100 TheTweenthOfJulie: Hotter than Texas no_anchovies: i been lucky. 72 all week, 62 at night. cease: it never gets that hot here. so far TheTweenthOfJulie: Supposed to get to 98 here tomorrow no_anchovies: but the nasty will be here soon enuf. TheTweenthOfJulie: but this is south Texas TheTweenthOfJulie: 72/62 is nice no_anchovies: yup, reckon it is, T. TheTweenthOfJulie: hehe no_anchovies: recently purchased a DVD of one of my fav ol' flicks... "Greaser's Palace" by Downey Sr. (much better than Zacharia, alas) cease: that's not saying much no_anchovies: yup. ||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bunnyboy plummets into the garden at 9:14 PM. cease: i saw zacharia on a double bill with the harder they come. at least i got some value from the ticket cease: hey bun. you're early. Bunnyboy: Yoder! cease: did you hear marc maron's interview with tony millionaire today? cease: i know you're a fan Bunnyboy: Go figure. I'm onna bus. TheTweenthOfJulie: Hey Bunny cease: very informative Bunnyboy: No, cat, I'll hafta. cease: yeah you certainly will cease: do you listen to hiw biweekly WTF podcasts? Bunnyboy: na: Have you seen the recent Downey Sr. box, from Eclipse (Criterion)? TheTweenthOfJulie: Is that available through iTunes, cease? cease: he interviews great people occasoinally. paul krassner and jonathan winters are standouts TheTweenthOfJulie: ooooh, PK, cool cease: yes tween. or just google marc maron, wtf. tony millionaire is today's guest TheTweenthOfJulie: thanks cease: yeah i heard from him today. he sent me some new writing in a file i couldnt open. will try it on the mac Bunnyboy: I'll looky, at leisure. no_anchovies:http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast Bunnyboy: TM produces the most beautiful, awful stuff. no_anchovies: yeah, thanks Bun, plan to get it soon. no_anchovies: but as the Criterion stuff is pricey... i try to bargain hunt. Bunnyboy: na: It's purty, and a deal. no_anchovies: ... then all of a sudden, i turned into a perfect smile. ^_^ Bunnyboy: What knockers! Bunnyboy: Chesty Morgan Blu-ray out this week. no_anchovies: Catherwood, see who's Knocking? ||||||||| Catherwood strides up to no_anchovies and says "Would you like something?" cease: the origin of drinky crow and maakies, et al TheTweenthOfJulie: ... cease: our local "underground" paper used to carry it but that was quite a while ago. cease: i hadn't know that the little strip on the bottom started in the 20s ||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Dexter Fong', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:28 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room... Dexter Fong: Hey Ho! Bunnyboy: Lo Dex! cease: hi dex no_anchovies: me likee Robot Chicken, also. no_anchovies: hey Dux. Dexter Fong: Hey Bun and Cat, no_ and Tweeny cease: i guess merlyn would rather hang out with ossman and proctor than us tonight Bunnyboy: Gots all da RCs, including the Star Wars specials. Bunnyboy: Off the bus. May bbl. Cheeow! ||||||||| Catherwood says "9:31 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Bunnyboy by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door Dexter Fong: Later Bunny cease: by bun no_anchovies: what Assman/Proctology is going down tonite? cease: maybe elayne will join us from her bus cease: merl is on a panel with them at the minniapolis convention, about bergman no_anchovies: ah. cease: he mentioned it here last week no_anchovies: & as usual, P.A. won't fly. cease: yeah. i thought it was because he was afraid to fly, but i 've learned its because he doesnt want to be away from oona. ever Dexter Fong: Cat: Is that true?
no_anchovies isn't buying it. cease: i think ossman said that. maybe austin will magically appear here and contradict me cease: you can hear him talking about the flight he took with the other firesigns when they flew east for their first east coast tour in march, 1970 Dexter Fong: I think maybe he doesn't want to be away from his dogs cease: so i was confused about when the fear of flying kicked in. cease: i think oona and the dogs are a package TheTweenthOfJulie: Proc told me that Austin simply doesn't fly. No explanation no_anchovies: yeah, i heard the no-fly story many yrs ago. cease: i dont fly either, because i'm not a bird. i do take planes though no_anchovies: i assumed from their paltry touring legacy, that it was true. cease: the 1970 flight was when he was married to anna lee Dexter Fong: I used to enjoy and appreciate flying...now it's just a thoroughly wretched experience no_anchovies: well, no less wretched than taking shelter in a sardine can. Dexter Fong: but you don't have to put up with Transportation Safety assholes to get in a sardine can cease: big news here is steve nash going to the lakers cease: local bc boy Dexter Fong: All Van is talking about it? no_anchovies: Lakers suck. cease: all the locals news shows, yes Dexter Fong: Boston College = bc? no_anchovies: not yet, Dex. cease: i think they'll need someone better than 38 year old nash to win another championship cease: british columbia, where i live Dexter Fong: Tweeny: How is it that Nino knows where one of your is located but not the other
no_anchovies (oh, to be 38 again...) cease: dex has been 38 twice, as it were Dexter Fong: I was just thinking about that Cat =)) no_anchovies: yeah, but the second one is slower. cease: lol Dexter Fong: Nos slow enough na no_anchovies: so long as ya can still pass that stool. Dexter Fong: without sitting onit? no_anchovies: got any more o' those red pills, tween? Dexter Fong: Tweeny: How is it that Nino knows where one of your is located but not the other no_anchovies: as always with Nino... it boggles. ||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from measles ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... Dexter Fong: barely in progress cease: no more red beans and reds? cease: i had no idea keith richards was so into downers until i read his Life last week TheTweenthOfJulie: No idea about Nino, Dex TheTweenthOfJulie: Nino seems to be working properly this week TheTweenthOfJulie: IRedPill isn't me, Dex Dexter Fong: He listed TheTweenth in Austin but RedPill in anytown cease: better than Billville Dexter Fong: No? You mean someone is impersonating you? no_anchovies: Red Phil Austin? ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. TheTweenthOfJulie: Someone is having some fun with the name. It ain't me TheTweenthOfJulie: Never have used that name Dexter Fong: Good to know no_anchovies: Catherwood, get us some reds. ||||||||| Catherwood gets us some reds. TheTweenthOfJulie: To the best of my recollection Dexter Fong: Well that's interesting....he/she shows up quite often Dexter Fong: I always thought that was you no_anchovies: hmm... my recordcollection IS the best. TheTweenthOfJulie: and says nothing, basically cease: a bot? Dexter Fong: Could be, could be Dexter Fong: But not apparently a chat bot no_anchovies: ok gang. early nite for me. hope to sees ya in here soon. Dexter Fong: Night na no_anchovies: NA_out ||||||||| Around 10:04 PM, no_anchovies walks off into the sunset... cease: by no cease: is his record collection really the best? TheTweenthOfJulie: Only his hairdresser knows for sure cease: to quote the firesign, it's a new record every time Dexter Fong: It's a new *download* every time cease: i think that would have had a different meaning in the bozos era Dexter Fong: How can I get a download Mister President cease: i think the president is on downers Dexter Fong: It's part of the job cease: better than dogfood, i guess Dexter Fong: Michelle makes her own dog food, out of organically fed dogs cease: speaking of dog lovers, i read a review of a book about hoover today Dexter Fong: Cat: Did you see the movie "Hoover" with Leo De Caprio? cease:http://thetyee.ca/Books/2012/07/04/Enemies-FBI-History/ cease: no. cease: i'd rather read this book than watch that flick TheTweenthOfJulie: lol Dex TheTweenthOfJulie: @ dog food TheTweenthOfJulie: Didn't know DiCaprio did that. Will have to check it out cease: you know the story about hoover tormenting one of ossman's relatives cease: i think that's the origin of the hoove jokes on firesign albums TheTweenthOfJulie: I like Inception (DiCaprio) TheTweenthOfJulie: Really cease... had no idea about that TheTweenthOfJulie: Parise The Hoove! TheTweenthOfJulie: *Praise ||||||||| Catherwood leads ppoop in through the front door at 10:30 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room. TheTweenthOfJulie: Hey P cease: it was on the 3 hour stefve allen interview. ah clem played it here once cease: hey poop ppoop: hi, on laptop at macdoos cease: i'm watching a program about ayahuasca on tv now cease: at least krassner got a good comedy routine out of it TheTweenthOfJulie: Haven't heard PK on Hoover TheTweenthOfJulie: I only have Irony Lives, but I really like it TheTweenthOfJulie: "In The Guise Of Security" is outstanding ||||||||| 10:35 PM -- ppoop left for parts unknown.(Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow"). cease: one of my cats just puked. maybe he took ayahuasca cease: i think it's on Brain Damage Control, the cut called teenaged daughter cease: his daughter wanted to take ayahuasca in peru for her birthday cease: this show is about treating addicts with it TheTweenthOfJulie: Does it work? cease: works better in peru than in vancouver cease: the peru jungle centre has a 60% success rate vs only 8% for standard treatment centres in north america cease: our federal govt has no interest in treating anybody, just locking them up ||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits. cease: ok folks, not feeling well, will retire. see you here next week Dexter Fong: I'm away next week see you in two cat Dexter Fong: I'm outta here too, night tweeny TheTweenthOfJulie: Night to all... ||||||||| Catherwood says "11:10 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs TheTweenthOfJulie by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door ||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did: ||||||||| cease - dead from Globner's disease ||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from The Plague ||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress... ||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."
The Evening's Participants: