A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for August 02, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 7:51 PM and Ralph sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
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Ralph: As you see, this car’s been equipped with a complete line of extras, designed with your mind in mind! Here, for instance, an all-weather climate control in red, blue or green, with a special oxygen danger- indicator level. And here, of course, your own personal remote-controlled, picture-sized color TV, with matching brass knobs! Just reach above the bar and press the button right there under the handy laminated imitation masonite Wild-West gun rack with the look of real wood, for the channel of your choice! I got a little blue halo around my head
||||||||| 7:52 PM -- Ralph left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, August 02, 2012 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Dexter Fong close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:04 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the sitting room.
Dexter Fong: My trees are not stunted, they're just slow learners
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and cs gets out at 9:06 PM.
Dexter Fong: Hi cat
cs: hi dex
Dexter Fong: Ralph's been here and taken up all the room
cs: i feel his sales still
Dexter Fong: scales?
cs: stale
Dexter Fong: Sounds fishy to me
cs: probably a pisces
cs: workkingf for pie
Dexter Fong: Yeah! His eyes are all couded over
Dexter Fong: clouded
cs: i was just getting more oj
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Principalpoop', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:13 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
cs: hi poop
Principalpoop: hello dere
Dexter Fong: Hey poop
Principalpoop: ahh, i tipped the scales, ralph fell off the top
Principalpoop: i hope he is ok
Principalpoop: tap tap tap, is this thing on?
Dexter Fong: On what?
cs: ralphis reslient
Principalpoop: ahh the fong speckens
Principalpoop: and cs speckens too, on his new pc
Dexter Fong: so does the cs
cs: yeah ive been trying out some new video projects on it. its very good for that
Principalpoop: cs sounds like a university computer class, i took cs101 last semester and now in cs102
Principalpoop: excellent for pron eh?
Principalpoop: bravo
cs: i took an adult school course in a particular vdeo editing prgrame,
cs: 10 years ago
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Merlyn into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:19 PM, then departs.
Principalpoop: windows movie maker? hehe
Dexter Fong: Hi merlyn
Principalpoop: hallo M
cs: ands speaking of experts
Merlyn: hello
Principalpoop: i bet M is still pert
Merlyn: pert!?
Merlyn: pert kelton?
Principalpoop: real pretty
Merlyn: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pert_Kelton
Principalpoop: they mention in the blacklist in passing, without details
Principalpoop: poor woman
Principalpoop: i see the green party nominee for president was arrested...
Principalpoop: http://news.bostonherald.com/news/us_politics/view/20120801green_party_nominee_jill_stein_arrested_in_philly_bank_sit-in/srvc=home&position=recent
Merlyn: yeah, but it looks like she still found work on stage, since she had a 1960 nomination
Merlyn: free press
Principalpoop: in the 60s, after the end of mccarthy, some made a comeback
Merlyn: yeah, some worked in mexico during
Merlyn: david ossman knows a lot about blacklisting, he made tirebiter a blacklisted actor
Principalpoop: yes
||||||||| Elayne tiptoes in around 9:29 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Principalpoop: hi E
Merlyn: hey E
cs: why have i never heard of her?
Dexter Fong: Hi E
Elayne: Darn it, I was set to vote for Dr. Stein.
Principalpoop: which her?
Merlyn: pert kelton? Not all that well known
cs: hey el!
Elayne: Oh well, she was arrested doing something good, right?
Merlyn: or the green party candidate?
Elayne: Is she ineligible now?
Dexter Fong: Elayne, you can always vote for Professor Drang
Principalpoop: the charges have not been announced yet hehe
||||||||| jahgust tiptoes in around 9:30 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Principalpoop: jah it is august already
Elayne: Hello JHA!
Merlyn: I don't think legal charges can do anything, you can run for office from prison
jahgust: Yeh sorry old bean!
Elayne: I mean Jah?
jahgust: Halleeeww!!!
Principalpoop: bali hiiiii
jahgust: On vacation so no workies this evening!!
Elayne: So, any wacky Olympics sites I can feature as tonight's Silly Site?
Principalpoop: i tried to watch, honest I did, the commercials were too much...
Elayne: Prinpoop, when you think about it, NBC's coverage is pretty much one big ad.
Dexter Fong: Hi jah
Elayne: I can watch it on demand, and that's really nice and ad-free.
jahgust: There was one about silly faces of the Olympics som!where!
Merlyn: how about this E: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8wOdu83GUA
cs: hey jaug
Elayne: Not enough Brits are winning medals for my taste. I always root for the home team in an Olympics.
jahgust: Good to be here dear friends. Been thinkin lots about you all and the boyz as of late!
Principalpoop: ouch
Dexter Fong: Jah: It's good to be thought about
cs: its qujite nice in north vancouver this evening
Elayne: Brian, that's brilliant, thanks so much!
Principalpoop: And why is you be thinking me laddie?
cs: and i hope it is wherecveryou are
jahgust: Merl that is hilarious!
Merlyn: sure thing E
Merlyn: there's another in the related list that's a little longer, not sure if it's the same or not
Merlyn: might want the slightly longer version
Dexter Fong: No truncation, I'm on vacation!!
jahgust: I get semi mental sometimes!
Elayne: 'S okay Brian, I've already posted it.
Elayne: As my husband says, "Thought equal action" with me.
Elayne: BRB, need to watch some more gymnastics...
cs: better than being hit by a semi
Dexter Fong: and also better than being hit by a seminole
Principalpoop: insane? haha cough cough
jahgust: Never been hit by onea dem!,(suddenly lurching into an Eccles voice!)
Merlyn: E, here's the sync swimming: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4122944961711350389
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Pitts-Rheumy', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:40 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Pitts-Rheumy: What's with this August?
Pitts-Rheumy: News Drought?
Dexter Fong: Ah! Rheumy, just in from Columbia Pa. I see
Pitts-Rheumy: Painted the gray matter white?
cs: hi pitts
Dexter Fong: I'm all agog for the syncromized fencing
Pitts-Rheumy: Hoqdy Cat
Pitts-Rheumy: Howdy, I mean
Dexter Fong: Good fencing makes good neighbahs
Principalpoop: get a qwerty
cs: i can get your drift
Dexter Fong: Put it in your pocvket
Elayne: Back in a few, going into the waiting room while the Squirrel flies...
||||||||| At 9:44 PM, Elayne vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
jahgust: I had forgotten how funny that SNL skit was! Classic
cs: see ya
Pitts-Rheumy: Bye E
Dexter Fong: And people rise up all over the nation as the Squirrel flies high over amaerica
cs: i have yet to remember
Dexter Fong: Try to remember a warm september
Principalpoop: the squirrel flies? that the al quidia code word to start the revolution...
Pitts-Rheumy: Don't look up . . . ~~v
Pitts-Rheumy: It's all a frame of mind
jahgust: Now heres something we hope you'll really like
cs: is it september where you are?
Principalpoop: or a subtle reminder to watch bullwinkle and friends
Dexter Fong: Aha! Fancy typography...well done Rheumy
Dexter Fong: Cat: Not it's mid fucking july-august
jahgust: Poop and I waving at lengths
Principalpoop: widths and heights
cs: i hope were still on the same planet
Dexter Fong: Jah: I'm on a 50K watter, clear channel
Dexter Fong: DXing on the hard lines
cs: been listening to tons of firesign over last week. so brain altered
Pitts-Rheumy: From the Dog star?
Dexter Fong: Arf! Arf!!
jahgust: This is your brain waving
Principalpoop: siriusly?
Dexter Fong mutters Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, oh! boy, BACON
Pitts-Rheumy: Me also, TV or Not, Eat Or Be, a lot of Peter's infleunce
cs: there is so much
cs: you can bathe in it
jahgust: Speakinh of Space, I just started the Fools in Space series again!
Dexter Fong: My Son, many of us have been influenced by St. Peter...but what about the St. Phils? Hmm? Or Pope avid
Pitts-Rheumy: Really like his rhymes
cs: there's a lot of their old stuff in that
Dexter Fong: reakin p no
jahgust: I think it why I have been a tad nostalgic!
jahgust: Yeh I liked that is was a mix of old and new
Principalpoop: those were the days my friend....
cs: peter piped a pkdickn"d pepper
jahgust: Yeh I liked that it was a mix of old and new!
Pitts-Rheumy: nostaslgic mentors the future and new stuff
Principalpoop: was and still is
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yah get fries with that pepper dish?
cs: there is nostalgia from the early stuff
jahgust: Sorry I am sufferin from the schizophrenes apparently
cs: onlhy mars fries
Dexter Fong: Then you must now little Rosie Rottenkrotch
Dexter Fong: know
jahgust: crap now i want waffles!
Principalpoop: but how can you be in 2 places at once, when you are not anywhere at all?
jahgust: I am partial to Lil Tricky Schleimeil. Nice Eggs! er legs!
Dexter Fong: Oh I'm somewhere poop. I just can't find it on my GPS
Pitts-Rheumy: Been there(s), done that, once
Principalpoop: you don't want waffles, you just feel like you want waffles, hehe
Dexter Fong: I want bangers
Dexter Fong: and maybe a little mash
jahgust: Maybe if I could just...FEEl some waffles...
Principalpoop: schleimeil ,schmile, something something incorporated
Pitts-Rheumy: ham, bangers, and eggs
Dexter Fong: But no Bloody Spam!!
Principalpoop: waffles, with bacon? hot maple syrup?
jahgust: Crap now I want eggs...er legs!
Principalpoop: you must channel that desire into more appropriate forms, go watch pron...
cs: sounds like haiku
Principalpoop: gesundheit
cs: crap now. want legs
Dexter Fong: Gesundheit
Dexter Fong: Nice one poop =))
Principalpoop: laggy there fong boy?
Pitts-Rheumy: Make a stand, falling over
jahgust: I am allergic to porns...
Dexter Fong: I'm a laggard sir, but not yet am I haggard
cs: thats the funniest thiing i've said i a week
Principalpoop: how is merle?
Dexter Fong: Fading
Dexter Fong: Into 50 shades of Gray
Principalpoop: crap now want legs is the funniest thing? you need to make more jokes cs
Merlyn: I'm ok, had a bad cold about 3 weeks ago
jahgust: Oh he's a bit laggard!
Pitts-Rheumy: Merl quickly fading
Principalpoop: he is back
jahgust: and so is his son Merle Laggard Jr.
Dexter Fong: lol Jah
cs: hope you have recovered
Principalpoop: yes, have a good cold instead
jahgust: Funny how we can have a bad cold but not a good hot!
Dexter Fong: In new ultra sude vinyl
Dexter Fong: sueda
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: use velvet
Dexter Fong: Jah: I've had a few good hots in my time
jahgust: naugahyde
Principalpoop: rimshot for fong
Principalpoop: save the naugahs
Dexter Fong: Rim j....ahh
cs: i hope so, in all that time
jahgust: Fong I believe you!
Principalpoop: yes sonny, i recall once in 1967
Dexter Fong bows sweepingly to Jah
jahgust: I have been prone to satisfactory luke warms for the most part. yes PRONE!
Dexter Fong: There's a man who takes his pron prone
Principalpoop: the water was freezing, the old man replied, well it luked warm to me
Dexter Fong: And I'm kinda prone like too
cs: brought to you by the dancing prunes
Pitts-Rheumy: It's all scale to me . .
Principalpoop: what is prone, delicate pron?
Dexter Fong: singing and dancing there latest number :I've Gotten Puckered, Why Don't YOu
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Elayne into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:04 PM, then departs.
Elayne: Back. The Squirrel has Flown...
Principalpoop: E is back, watch your language
jahgust: For those who find that Loosenors castor oil flakes don't quite handle the job!
Dexter Fong: WB Olympia
cs: hi el
cs: sounds like a good idea for a tv series
Pitts-Rheumy: Any gold for the furred monkies?
Principalpoop: now watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat
jahgust: Hey El. I am currently watching some language
jahgust: again?!
Principalpoop: i want a law, about english only firesign chat...no yiddish or spanish or esperanto
Dexter Fong: Poop: I'd rather watch you put the rabbitt back in
Pitts-Rheumy: Twist with a bit of English
jahgust: No doubt about it Poops gotta get another hat!
Dexter Fong: Sir Chubby Checker at your cervix Sire
Principalpoop Roar! oops wrong hat
Elayne: Brian, thanks so much for the Shearer-Short video! Why did I think that was Tom Davis in that one? Maybe because he just passed away...
cs: you mean the ex dodger?
Elayne: In any case, I have less energy than I thought, I think I'm going back to more 'lympics... next week, all! Dex, have a great out-of-town week!
cs: he was myh fave
Pitts-Rheumy: Best way to honor someone
Principalpoop: i thought he was the mayor
jahgust: Oh yeh that was sad. Was there any words in passing from Senator Franken?
cs: by el
Elayne: Jah, hang on, I'll get you that link before i leave.
Merlyn: see ya E
Dexter Fong: Poop: Cuidado Hombre, oor else cumings de vorbissonaness
cs: oh, a differeent tom davis
Principalpoop: stamps foot, no no no, only english
jahgust: You big sweetheart you! See ya El!
Elayne: Here you go, Jah: http://www.c-spanvideo.org/clip/3550697&newclip
||||||||| Elayne says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Elayne exits at 10:09 PM.
Dexter Fong: Jah: You aming yes, eine cloggen schtomp?
Principalpoop: oh that tom davis, a shame...
Dexter Fong: Night E
Principalpoop: bye e
Principalpoop: 20 minutes, i will watch i tlater
jahgust: Erm schpreken ze what to the what what now?
Dexter Fong: That shit is on25 difrferenct channels 24/7
Principalpoop: no tgood t omixw ords
Dexter Fong: I wanna see synchronized doping
cs: looks like a wall of mirrors
Principalpoop: after all these years, I have finally developed cs disease...
Dexter Fong: Oh wait, that's the International Olympic Committee
cs: all?
Principalpoop: i want to be on the gender verifying committee
Dexter Fong: They were few in number but jam=packed with enui
Dexter Fong: PoopL You'll be happy to hear that they verifies your first...what a relief to know after all those enuied years
Merlyn: yeah
Dexter Fong: you bet
Principalpoop: no worries fong, i would stump the band again hehe
Dexter Fong: Just not over the interweb
Pitts-Rheumy: He;s back . . .
Pitts-Rheumy: but face it
Dexter Fong: Spin around Merlyn, show him he's right
Principalpoop: ouch, he kneed me
Dexter Fong: Put on a happy face
Dexter Fong: It's good to be kneeded
Pitts-Rheumy: Stand him on his head ?
cs: only for bread
Principalpoop: take off the gloomy mask of trajedy, its not your style
jahgust: Aw Poop we all kneed you!! You are much kneeded...etc.
Dexter Fong: Pat hinm on his tum tum
Principalpoop: roll him
Dexter Fong: Poop: Tradgedy is easy man, comedy is hard
Principalpoop: tragedy, yep that looks better
Dexter Fong: lol
Pitts-Rheumy: I get the two mixed all the time
Principalpoop: tragic, really
Dexter Fong: Rather poop. Rather.
Principalpoop: drama, horns blow
Dexter Fong: But then she was only a downstiars maid rather out of her depths, hmmm?
cs: at midnight. jack benny gets another penny
Dexter Fong: Oh no, not that long walk to the vault again
jahgust: Linse, Rather, Lepeat!
Pitts-Rheumy: Hit your mark, remember that line
Principalpoop: i hope the black guy fed the alligators this time
Dexter Fong: oop: Yah got to stop hiring those agents for our ads
Dexter Fong: aasians =))
jahgust: Tote that barge, lift that bail, zooop!
Principalpoop: asian agents?
Dexter Fong: North Koeans
cs: i have to walk up/down stairs every day. does it keep my knees healthy or wear them out?
Dexter Fong: disguised as South, East, and west Koreans
cs: healthy for you, apparently, dex
Principalpoop: i saw for a soccer game some poor fool put up the south korean flag for the north team...
Pitts-Rheumy: It's all the other body parts worked with the knees, also
jahgust: Wears em out! My kneeds are toast and stairs are not my fliend!
Dexter Fong: Cat: It is what it is....all things considered, I'd rather have an elevator
Principalpoop: you need 20 minutes to build muscles...
Principalpoop: otherwise just f cking with the poor things
Merlyn: I need extra kneeroom for my extra knee
Dexter Fong: and 10 seconds to tear them down
cs: never counted, but i'd image 150 or so stairs a day
Pitts-Rheumy: I have the print for them, do it in three minutes . .
cs: better than extra need
jahgust: Psshh I kneed 20 minutes just to think about building muscles...
Dexter Fong: For extra needs, dial 1-866-orin
Dexter Fong: pron
Principalpoop: that is a lot of stair cases, how many steps each?
Merlyn: extra nehru for my extra nehru jacket
Principalpoop: invested in a jughead vest
Dexter Fong: Oh1, Is that an original spiffy Babo?
Dexter Fong: Man if I could type.........
Principalpoop: every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie until it goes away hehe
Principalpoop: lie down even
Merlyn: anywho, see you next time people
Principalpoop: yeah, i lie like a rug,
Principalpoop: good luck M, stay well
Dexter Fong: We*are* the time people and will see you when we choose
jahgust: Later Merl
cs: i live in a 3 story house which is all spit into other levels
Dexter Fong: We the time people watch us when we're sleeping
||||||||| At 10:27 PM, Merlyn scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: Don't spit inside it's unsanitary
Principalpoop: it is used to have 4, but that is another story, right cs?
cs: dex, is that a ref to la jette?
Pitts-Rheumy: that cosmic frame of mind to docile
cs: i heard chirs marker died recentlly
cs: one of my fave flicks
jahgust: Poop is on fire tonight...those damned kids did it again!
Dexter Fong: No Cat, it's a reference to your using the word *spit* instead of *split*
Principalpoop: i was wondering the other day if I tripped one too many times, How would I know?
cs: using? lol
Principalpoop: hehe
Pitts-Rheumy: Only lost if you want to be
Dexter Fong: Poop: Msybe your trip-gate is set too low
Principalpoop: don't go zen on my ass
Dexter Fong: Und zen ve vent zen on his hindquarters
cs: sonds like a settting on the mood organ in the book that became blade runner
Principalpoop: ach tongue
cs: dick lilked his deutch
Dexter Fong: Set the moon organ for *!Worms!*
Principalpoop: she broke my mood ring
Dexter Fong: and then she robbed your wallet, we know Poop
Principalpoop: those were the days my friend....
cs: Mook music from Juptier
Dexter Fong: Always use a reliable, trustworthy, escort service like Principalpoop: who you calling a mook?
cs: don? on, don?
Pitts-Rheumy: Somebody give Mook his twenty
Dexter Fong: Are you my mookaluk, get up out of the fire man!!
Principalpoop: one of the days pert, bang, right to the moon
Dexter Fong: These Esquitamos just don't understand fire
cs: this is don wilson for, uh, who'se the sponsor today?
Principalpoop: my chuckles woke the dog, he wants out, brb
Dexter Fong: Lucky Strike Cat
cs: i'm not lucky, i'm just good
Dexter Fong: Is chuckles his other dog, his cat, his signifyin' other, his...escort?
Dexter Fong: afkfr
jahgust: sorry that i missed my cues...
cs: dont miss your pees
jahgust: All this talk about Kneeds and sure enough they are signaling bad weather coming I must get thee hence to ice pack and profen, without delay...haveatchu!
cs: thanks for stopping by
Pitts-Rheumy: Carry On J
cs: good csny song'
jahgust: always a plesiosaur dear friends! see you on the funway which is already in progress...
||||||||| jahgust leaves at 10:40 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
cs: or something lilke it
cs: the guest is ghost
Dexter Fong: Night Jah, and may your scapuli be pain free
Pitts-Rheumy: Don't snort the Yellow Rubber Line
cs: ah., gust
Principalpoop: back, ahh we lost jahg
Dexter Fong: ah.., gale
Dexter Fong: ah,..female frail
cs: they come, they dont
Principalpoop: yes, sunday storm on the east coast, i saw
Dexter Fong: wome send letters
Dexter Fong: sat sun and monday storms
Dexter Fong: or Fri sat sun
Dexter Fong: one or t'other
Principalpoop: also the other day, i cannot recall the last time i wooed anybody
Pitts-Rheumy: T-storms at the end of the day, in most
Dexter Fong: Celibate, eh?
cs: you are wooing?
Principalpoop: i don't need to woo me, I am easy...
Dexter Fong: Celibaye! Celibate! Dance to the bathromm!!
Dexter Fong: Poop: You are confusing woo me with woozey
Principalpoop: it's a celibation
Pitts-Rheumy: Fudd's Law in action
Dexter Fong: Whhot!!!
cs: i hve been married so long the concept is hard to imagine
Dexter Fong: or rather Whoooooooooot!
Principalpoop: I thought i saw a puddy cat
Pitts-Rheumy: Pay the fine, put down the seat, after
Dexter Fong: I thought I saw a Griddley Bear
Principalpoop: go ahead and woo her cs, just to make her ask what the matter is? lol
cs: also hard ot imagine not having gore vidal around anymore. i should have said that earlier
Dexter Fong: It wouldn't have helped old man
Principalpoop: he was a fine thorn
Dexter Fong: helped, old man
Dexter Fong: Quite prickish...er uh prickly
Pitts-Rheumy: There's a white wine on the East Coast name Vidal Blanc
Principalpoop: i think that was named after Mel
Dexter Fong: And there's a new breed o' gum to the west
Dexter Fong: Mel Vidal, the Cuban Cowboy
Pitts-Rheumy: Man of a thousand voices
Dexter Fong: And 10 thousand Capes
Principalpoop: oh cisco, oh pancho, oh you two get a room
Dexter Fong: Most of them now to be seen in the Elvis Presley Collection
cs: i wonder if bergman was in touch with vidal
Dexter Fong: High quality knock offs now availabe only at Sod and Buggeroff
Pitts-Rheumy: Peter too busy with 'other' things
Dexter Fong: *I* wonder if Vidal was in "touch" with bergman
Principalpoop: vidal sosoon would have no use for peter...
cs: bergman shared many interests with him
Dexter Fong: Fap Sir!. I say Pshaw and Fap!!
Principalpoop: eug then
Dexter Fong: eug? Eugene Oneill, Eugene Oregon, eugene notorious PK in Diablo 2
Principalpoop: no, like fap, just eug
Dexter Fong: Then I say to you Sir! Piffke!!
Principalpoop: Plebney to you sir
cs: gene?
cs: i dream of genome
Dexter Fong: You mind your plebneys and I'll mind yours
Principalpoop: don't go autry on me
Dexter Fong: Over hill and Dale, i went artery
Pitts-Rheumy: He is The Berg Man, goo-goo-kachoo
cs: get those angels out of the outfield
Principalpoop: Jerome, ahh i drop the ball
Dexter Fong: Gesundheit!!
Principalpoop: goo goo gah gah madonna
Dexter Fong: CHuck! Chuck, foe fuck, woops
Principalpoop: Jerome Fist? Jerome Nightingale? who is a famous Jerome?
cs: july/august in vancouver is perfect. i hope its as pleasent elsewhere
Dexter Fong: Jerome Kern
Principalpoop: hot here, the sun bakes you
Principalpoop: never heard of him
Principalpoop: seinfield, his real name jerome?
Dexter Fong: Famous song writer and musical show writer, he wrote, Show Boat
Principalpoop: ahh ok, that is famous enough
Pitts-Rheumy: Saying Good Night to All, and Later, Thanks!
||||||||| Around 10:59 PM, Pitts-Rheumy walks off into the sunset...
Dexter Fong nods to Poop
Principalpoop: noo, thank you sir
Dexter Fong: NIGHT RHEUM
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: THANK *you* sir
Principalpoop: thank you, sir is it?
cs: by pitts
Dexter Fong: Buiy pits, we wont weigh the pulp
cs: my hopeless team is down once again
Principalpoop: so you put the lime in the coconut and then what?
cs: all appropriate swear words
Dexter Fong: Toronto Cat?
cs: yes
Dexter Fong: Or ecuadorean basket bakk team
cs: i thinkn dirnking is involved, poop
Principalpoop: ahh yes, thanks
Dexter Fong: basket bakk perverted version of americam Bbrawl
Principalpoop: instead of a peach basket, they use a papaya basket, much smaller
Dexter Fong: And mushier
cs: i do love fresh fruit
cs: i thikn there is a chemical thing happeninbg. do you too not crave certrain fruit:?
Dexter Fong: And you had to throw alive chicken thru the basket, hende, the fowl shot
Principalpoop: i bought a pomegranite, it is full of seeds
Dexter Fong: Yews they are poop
Principalpoop: how do I choose one that has fruit inside?
cs: not in a monsanto way. i think my body just needs certsin foods
Dexter Fong: You see, while it lengthens your life, it also llengthens your busy work
Principalpoop: yes, i am the same way about cheetos and twinkies cs
cs: if i had to kill an animal to eat, i'd eat only veg
Dexter Fong: Elvis Monsonnnnnto, inventor of the Banna Chesse beef Taco
Principalpoop: with bacon
Dexter Fong: and TV
cs: why are elves never fat and elvis always fat?
Dexter Fong: Elvis kept eating the elves?
cs: gross'
Dexter Fong: More pelvis for Elvis
cs: did you to go rfo this last week
Dexter Fong: Another oder of Groin a la Saucee
Dexter Fong: Nope not to rfo
Principalpoop: not i, not in my routine yet, so i keep forgetting
cs: doc played a digital diner i sent him that had nixon meeting prsly
cs: poop, start remembering before it ceases
Dexter Fong: And Presly as a dully appointed Deputy sherrif arrested him as an enemy of the people?
Principalpoop: i would if i could
Principalpoop: i get busy and then i get hungry and then i get sleepy and then i get busy...
Dexter Fong: If only he did
cs: cant you record stuff from onlikne?
cs: online?
Dexter Fong: onlike,e?
cs: at least enjoy while its stilll there
Principalpoop: yes, some of them were downloadable
Dexter Fong: Do't brag just because you gotts nes -c
cs: yes, rfo.com
Dexter Fong: new pc
cs: i think
cs: come one dex, You'rfe on it
cs: as part of the mock rfo show we did with elaye doc, etc
Dexter Fong: I may be on it, but Im not hooked
Principalpoop: i am on it, but I am out of it
Dexter Fong: You're iether on it or off it, your honor?
Dexter Fong: !
cs: i'm happy to have done something with you that the lads liked
Principalpoop: i think jokes about a youth olympics may be illegal
Dexter Fong: Me two
Principalpoop: what did they like?
Principalpoop: tell me again, i love this story
cs: neal amid, red shift and box of time
cs: go to www.seemreal.com
Dexter Fong: Yeung Lonnie wang=Wang who seems older than ne appears has been chosen the best ever yeung person
cs: i think
Principalpoop: and how you used fongs real voice... tell that part...
cs: dex has many many roles on red shift but we cant afford the bandwidth to put that up
Dexter Fong: He cribbed it off me answerng machine snd used CGF mojo
Principalpoop: time for a new one then
cs: osasman and proctor do an amaizing father son talk
Principalpoop: can't you just stop thinking about that stuff?
Dexter Fong: I remember that dad, thank god we has a kodak
Principalpoop: sports, cold showers hehe
Dexter Fong: Intellectual matters, hot downpours
Principalpoop: The requested URL was not found on this server. The link on the referring page seems to be wrong or outdated. Please inform the author of that page about the error.
Dexter Fong: heh heh
Principalpoop: you have been informed cs, no red shift
Dexter Fong: That damned cloud!!!
Dexter Fong: Casting a Ron Paul o'er the land
cs: i told uou there was no red shift. i cant afrod to post it
Principalpoop: huh?
Principalpoop: online memory is dirt cheep now
Dexter Fong: He's talking about dinero, Jefe
Principalpoop: i read about free clouds all the time
Dexter Fong: Dirt *is* cheap, it's money that's 'spensive
Principalpoop: if you don't mind putting it up just anyplace
Principalpoop: but ok ok
Dexter Fong: Maybe you could put it up over the New World Trade Cener,,,kocationm location, location
cs: i odnt want to post the work of those geiuses in some bad space
cs: i would want it to benefi t firesogn, eh
Dexter Fong: Or there's always the New Frank Geary Buildijng which has ruined my down town NY
cs: thats a big task, dex
Dexter Fong: Oh, they'vs been ruining it for a lo9ng time
Principalpoop: is the new subway done yet?
Dexter Fong: Hah!! Which one?
Principalpoop: it was supposed to link everything together, so one need not go to the hub to get to the other side
cs: i may never go back to ny again
Dexter Fong: The 2nd Ave subway which has to put at least 165000 business out of business?
Principalpoop: brand new lines under grand central station
Principalpoop: sounds like it
Dexter Fong: Or the & Train which is to be extended from 8th Ave to 10Th ave and south to 34th Street?
Dexter Fong: 7 Train
Principalpoop: nevermind, cheese and crackers lol
Dexter Fong: Both are years from completion
Principalpoop: are the new lines under grand central open yet?
Principalpoop: ahh ok ok
Principalpoop: i had no idea
Dexter Fong: Dunno, they won't all0ow civi;ians in the tunnels anymore
Principalpoop: never say never cs
cs: years are better than tears
Dexter Fong: Cat: They seem to arrive in equal amlunts
Dexter Fong: amounts
Principalpoop: fears for tears?
Dexter Fong: tears for beers?
Principalpoop: sneers at bears
Dexter Fong: beer for bear???
cs: bear whiz beer.
Principalpoop: smear the queer takes on a hole new meaning...
Dexter Fong: Bare whiz me bros
cs: start your own revolution and cut out the middle man
cs: ouch
Dexter Fong: Would you like to buy a genuine manifeta, only slightly used
Principalpoop: clowns to left of me, jokers to the right
Dexter Fong: Just take the last train to the coast, podner
cs: stuck in zen
Principalpoop: i like manifestos, with onions and chopped tomatos, chips
Dexter Fong: Halfway betweem burling and Bethleham
cs: as if reality on a string level is a koan
Dexter Fong: No chips, Fries!!
Principalpoop: harold koan, almost a poet
cs: fry jefferson airways, getcha there on time
cs: trans love airways
Dexter Fong sings "Her old comb, it looks like it's really myown
Principalpoop: there but for the grace of slick go I
cs: did you read her auttobi?
Dexter Fong: There but for the grace of Ice-Claws, go you and I
Principalpoop: i should
cs: closer to your age than mine, dex
Principalpoop: is it fun?
cs: but someone that sounded kinda worth meeting
Principalpoop: and you and i cross over the garden
cs: yes poop
Principalpoop: cool
Dexter Fong: The Gadda Da Even?
cs: her childhood as an art student in la during ww2 is worth reading
Principalpoop: i thought she was stevie nicks age, kinda sorta, that is much older
Dexter Fong: Grace was older than Janis Ian
Principalpoop: i am glad she did not act her age...
Dexter Fong: And older than Paul and Simon together
Dexter Fong: But not as old as St. Jerome
cs: he was born in 39
Principalpoop: no news from llan?
Dexter Fong: 39 what>
cs: i saw her sing in la in i think 70. sounded terrible
Dexter Fong: I think llan got hung up in some housing squabble and is somewhere without internet access
cs: 1939, you were an old baby by then
Principalpoop ( ok, i hope he is ok
Dexter Fong: In 1941 I was at the Worlds fair
Principalpoop: she was never a roberta flack, a different kind of singing...
Dexter Fong: She was not a Susan Boyle either
Principalpoop: or peter boyle for that matter
cs: i hope llan is well
Dexter Fong: or sausan Saranwrap
Dexter Fong: I do too Cat
cs: a friend of mine met her recently
cs: with new boyffriend
Principalpoop: susan?
Dexter Fong: I especially hope it's not another Schroon Lake thing
Dexter Fong: Your Grace?
cs: i dont know and think its for the better
Principalpoop: it is colder there
Dexter Fong: But then winter comes early
Dexter Fong: soon to be follwed by Spring
Principalpoop: and stays later
cs: in august? that's late for spring
Dexter Fong: Until pushed aside by saucy summer
cs: good alliteration
Dexter Fong: and as the leaves fall, so do the curtains of our lives
Principalpoop: the quakers refused to used the name of the months, they are idols from rome
Dexter Fong: And today we worhips the quacker, Ben Frankjamin
cs: thysm thge 38th of cunegonde
cs: me type?
Dexter Fong: therthantly thargenth
Principalpoop: gesundheit
Dexter Fong: Ahh Puu!
Principalpoop: may I present my fiance, connie lingus
Dexter Fong: Ahh Connie my dear, lick me up if you have some spare part
Principalpoop: why don't you come up and see her sometime...
Dexter Fong: Inbetweeb the holidays?
Principalpoop: inbetween, on top of, whenever
Principalpoop: anytime during cunegonde is best
Dexter Fong: I'll come in ramadam, not allowed to eat aything untill after sundown
Principalpoop: i gave ramadam up for lent
cs: rama dam?
Dexter Fong: I've got a feeling i'm prone to [ron
Principalpoop: rama dama ding dong
cs: block those waters, muddy
Dexter Fong: and thats our show folks
Dexter Fong: See yah next week
Principalpoop: thanks, you been wonderful, give yourselves a hand
cs: off we go
Principalpoop: hold that bus, have a super week
||||||||| At 11:54 PM, cs vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| 11:54 PM -- Principalpoop left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dexter Fong gives self a hand jo...er uh ful, night all
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

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