A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for August 30, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| "3:37 PM? 3:37 PM!!" says Catherwood, "AM should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as AM enters and sits on the couch.
AM: hi
AM: hi
||||||||| AM leaves at 3:38 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood ushers cs into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:59 PM, then departs.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, August 30, 2012 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
cs: AM, the unreleased Steely Dan song?
||||||||| Catherwood escorts HurricaineTweeny inside, makes a note of the time (9:04 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
HurricaineTweeny: "We got your static et al...."
cs: hi tween
HurricaineTweeny: Hey cease
cs: one of the many tunes that was far better than the flick it was written for
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:05 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the Aviary.
cs: bob
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Principalpoop close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:05 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary.
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline (is really, no_anchovies)
cs: poop
Principalpoop: what?
cs: no shit
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: wassup.
Principalpoop: debbie wasserman-schultz is a babe
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'docdroidomatic', just granted probation at 9:07 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cs: y'all seen my little firesign vid?
Principalpoop: ahh, doc, about this mole?
cs: http://www.seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
cs: hey, its doc twice in a row
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:08 PM, dragging Dexter Fong by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
Dexter Fong: I'se late
cs: thats as unlikely as jays taking 2 out of 3 from the yankees but it just happened
docdroidomatic: yes i did and left a positive comment
cs: and speaking of yankees....
Dexter Fong: Evenin' Dear Friends
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: by fudd, you are correct sir. http://shark-tank.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Debbie_Wasserman_Schultz.jpg
cs: of course you did, doc. it was made possible by my brand new computer
cs: but i appreciate your appreciation
cs: i found my youtube site linked to a couple of shark blogs and a thai hotel
cs: but then removed by user
HurricaineTweeny: She drinks blood in her spare time?
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: or the Padres taking 2 out of 3 from the Braves, but that also happened.
docdroidomatic: i can see that you are getting good use out of it cat
Dexter Fong: or for that matter the Mets taking two out of three from the Phils
Principalpoop: fong died? the late mister fong?
docdroidomatic: makes me very happy
Dexter Fong: Timely as ever poop =))
cs: i have working on a new vid riffing on the Pork references on Immortality
cs: but i may put that off and just redo the ones you saw in milford
Dexter Fong: Give me Immortality or give me Pork?
cs: the vancouver olympics and ubc anthropology museum
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: slow food, C... SLOW.
docdroidomatic: go for it cs
cs: after the Fishi piece, i really need footage of real pigs and cows
Principalpoop: any pigs and cows in vancouver?
Dexter Fong: Don't they have a putting zoo in Van?
cs: there is what is called the PNE on now, an annual fair that started out for farmers and now has all kinds of weird shit
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: when i was in vancouver, i didn't get a chance to do much restauranting.
docdroidomatic: and do they live in trees?
docdroidomatic: and do they live in trees?
cs: including this big star trek pavillion i thought i 'd go to that and combine it with some mark time stuff but the website sez no video allowed so fuck it
Dexter Fong: and do they have their litters in the air?
Principalpoop: as I recall, the cows landed on nantucket
cs: there is a vast trove of pig and cow rifss on dom
docdroidomatic: ok so reload is a bad idea on this phone on this phone
Dexter Fong: There once was a cow from Nantucket.....
cs: i was gonna combine it with footage of my favourite ton katsu joints in tokyo but maybe not
Principalpoop: what a world, doc is echoing on an phone
cs: i culd never understand how ton katsu never came to north america but sushi took over the world
Principalpoop: what did you do then bob?
docdroidomatic: echo echo echo
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: sounds fishy to me.
cs: ive never been able to eat raw fish, but deep friend pork cutlets (ton katsu) is about as good as food gets
Principalpoop: what or who is ton katsu?
Principalpoop: yes yum
docdroidomatic: cf kip adotta 'wet dream'
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: Porco Suidae
Principalpoop: do they do something strange to it? soak it wasubi or something?
cs: very simple, just breaded and deep fried. served on a bed of shredded cabbage with an apple flavoured sauce. amazingly good
Principalpoop: otherwise, a winner
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: Lepus has just been eaten by Lupus... and they're on the same team.
cs: the reason their are great ton katsu places is that they raise their own breed of pigs
HurricaineTweeny: mmmmm pork
Principalpoop: japanese pigs? i see the problem now....
cs: but i dont recall ever having bad ton katsu and i've had it thousands of times
docdroidomatic: there is no q in team
Dexter Fong: Bucklin' Bob is on his own in the next world
cs: just like with japanese beef, there is not enough to meet the demand
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: apparently.
Dexter Fong: Hence the great cry from Japan "Where's the beef!"
docdroidomatic: where the elite meet to meat
Dexter Fong: and pork belly to pork belly
docdroidomatic: shank it - shank it good
Principalpoop: oink
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: LET'S EAT!
cs: when i last went there in 07, the quality of beef had decended precipitously
cs: flooded with bad beef from the us and aus
Dexter Fong: Why you?
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: with chiffaffa on the side?
Principalpoop: a chiffaffa the old chiff
docdroidomatic: i'm not talking about eat ... i'm talking about meat!
Dexter Fong: Yowzzah!
Principalpoop: someones chewing lord, kumbaya
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline (nurses a groat cluster)
Dexter Fong: Chewing lard?
Principalpoop: lerd, praise the lerd
docdroidomatic: part of this nutritious breakfast
cs: we had ton katsu for visitng friends the other night. not bad, but you cannot get japanese quality pork in van
cs: beef too,
cs: are you on couch with lily, doc?
Principalpoop: quality meat can be had, for a price
cs: if youre as rich as mitt romney, sure
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline (rehearses a goat custard)
Dexter Fong: Just strap that pig to the roof of my car please
cs: we have good sources within the japanese butcher communithy and we cant get it
Principalpoop: mitt is not a big boy, he brought home only 20 million, the big boys get 100s of millions, scary...
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/4232/lightbox/TMW2012-08-29colorKOS.png?1345838825
cs: yes i think tween posted that on facebook
cs: he is usually briliant
HurricaineTweeny: Japanese Butcher Community? You have Samurai in Vancouver?
Principalpoop: that link busted my firefox
docdroidomatic: go to youtube and search on ralph williams bay shore
cs: i hope not
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: this one's great also. http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/3791/lightbox/TMW2012-08-22colorKOS.png?1345319293
HurricaineTweeny: /me pictures Jim Belushi chopping a sandwich
docdroidomatic: you'll see chick lambert lambasting his boss ralp
docdroidomatic: ralph
HurricaineTweeny: Samurai Deli was hilarious
cs: yes that is wonderful
cs: the ayn rand cartoon
Principalpoop: lambasting with butter or broth or what?
docdroidomatic: four letter expletives
HurricaineTweeny: The Ghost Of Ayn Rand
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: waitaminute.... wasn't that JOHN Belushi?
cs: i usually found belushi more annoying than funny
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: crap, he's been dead so long, his brother wins.
docdroidomatic: with his dog storm lounging on the hood of a car
HurricaineTweeny: Sorry, Jim Belushi was in the excellent movie "Wag The Dog"
Principalpoop: devo did a song, don't roof me, bro
HurricaineTweeny: Ayn was a Soviet Jew immigrant
cs: we need bergman to comment on republicans
docdroidomatic: seven years of college down the drain
cs: i know more about her than i care to
Principalpoop: well, excuuuuuuse him cat
HurricaineTweeny: Her writing was obviously influenced by her experience with Stalin's version of 'communism'
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: between the Ayn Rand and the Joseph Smith, we're in serious ideological doo-doo, i tell ya.
Principalpoop: yes, it made her reject compassion, which is a mistake...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Elayne in through the front door at 9:32 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
HurricaineTweeny: lol - quite a pairing, yes
HurricaineTweeny: Hey E
Elayne: Evenin' all!
cs: hey, its el!
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: EEEvenin' E.
Dexter Fong: Hi E
cs: and have been for a long time, bob
docdroidomatic: look up latest matt taibbi article on rolling stong zine site - he excoriates romney (and very effectively)
Principalpoop: hi E, tell us more how your body can fight off the sperm of a legitmate rape please....
HurricaineTweeny: I'm a fan od Dr. Paul, and we'll leave it at that
docdroidomatic: i love this 'new' phone
Elayne: Silly Prinpoop, how soon they all forget the vagina dentata...
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/4526/lightbox/1102ckCOMIC-lady-parts-science.png?1346274403
cs: i was just lookng for that link, doc. great article, as usual by him
Elayne: Which was my favorite song in The Lion King, by the way
cs: if onlyh he were running for president instead of mitt
HurricaineTweeny: Since was an OB/GYN for many years before Congress, I will his to explain the logic of 'legitimate rape'
HurricaineTweeny: *him
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: i thought it was "Papoona Dentata" ?
Dexter Fong: Isn't that the forbiden dance?
cs: i'm delighted when repubs are that blatant about their beliefs before an election
docdroidomatic: legitimate rape - classic oxymoron
HurricaineTweeny: HTML chat isn't fast enough :(
Principalpoop: oops, i thought it would involve cooties....
cs: like the one who denied the holocaust the other day
Elayne: Cat, I'm not, that means they're very clear that they believe they can get away with it.
Elayne: Doc, how's the car thing looking?
cs: you don tthink it will lose them swing voeters el?
docdroidomatic: define 'fast'
HurricaineTweeny: Yes, the cooties prevent the illegimate sperm from entering the ovum
Elayne: No Cat, I think the whole "swing voters" thing is more myth than fact. Like voter fraud.
HurricaineTweeny: Can't keep up with my typing
HurricaineTweeny: loses letters and words
docdroidomatic: given that chat at any speed was not possible before the internet
cs: you dont think there is a core right and dem demographic?
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: WOW... Nino has me in North Carolina. is that ever wrong by thousands of miles.
HurricaineTweeny: There were communications before Al Gore
Elayne: I don't think there's a core swing demographic.
docdroidomatic: as opposed to monkey bar voters?
Dexter Fong: Have you looked out the window lately Bob?
Principalpoop: what sort of moron is still undecided?
cs: i tnhink there are people detached enough from politics who make decisions late or at the ballot box
Principalpoop: how, i mean, waiting for another issue that concerns them to be apparent?
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: well, if by undecided, you mean do i still want another option...?
docdroidomatic: legitimate morons
Dexter Fong: Core morons
Elayne: Doc, should Robin and I plan a trip to take you and Lili out for your birthday?
cs: for example, i live in a right wing suburb. even though the left will inshallah sweep the province in the upcoming election, my disctrict willl for vote for the right
Principalpoop: republicans have proof that vote fraud exists, obama was elected....
docdroidomatic: yeah - dot dot dash dot dash dash dot dash dot
cs: obama is little diffrernet from gov romney
docdroidomatic: yes you too can learn to curse in binary!
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: c, we ALL live in a right-wing suburb... (or yellow submarine, i forget which?)
Principalpoop: huh? he ended don't ask don't tell...
Principalpoop: don't talk nonsense please
docdroidomatic: e: that would be tres kewel
HurricaineTweeny: In the town, where I was Bourne...
cs: ive seen my basically leftwing country taken over by a canuck tea party in the past few years and it is not fund. i'm not moving
cs: not fun
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: Catherwood, get me the binary decoder.
||||||||| Catherwood gets Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline the binary decoder.
docdroidomatic: not to mention above & beyond the call
Principalpoop: the right is panicking, as well they should...
Elayne: What day works best for you, Doc? We need to try out our new tech toys (my phone that takes the place of our old GPS, and its new holder that does all sorts of things)
docdroidomatic: my weekend is wide open schedule wise
Elayne: Was thinking Sunday might work best
cs: vancouvedrf city has a left/green mayor, province will have socialist govt again next year
docdroidomatic: sunday is jake w/me
Elayne: OK Doc, what time are you up Sunday AM? I'll call or text
cs: it was much fun getting together with riggs and docs at that pig place a couple of years ago
Principalpoop: i tried to make it sunday, but i got so darned depressed...
docdroidomatic: any time after 10am
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: Rigg's Pigs?
HurricaineTweeny: >>cs: ive seen my basically leftwing country taken over by a canuck tea party in the past few years and it is not fund. i'm not moving - the 'tea party' is not what it started out to be. Enforcing the Constitution. It's been taken over by neocons and religious fundamentalists
Elayne: Righto, Doc, I'll call around 11 AM or so. It'll be great to see y'all again!
cs: thatr reminds me, i should use that footage in the firesign pork project
Principalpoop: that pig place, we have a place with a giant pig out front also, it is a chain?
HurricaineTweeny: lol @ Rigg's Piggs
docdroidomatic: that would be shweet
cs: a chef el wanted me to check out. brit, very into pork
Elayne: April Bloomfield's restaurant, The Spotted Pig. Good food, we all had a great time.
HurricaineTweeny: cease, in your travels, have you tried Haggas?
cs: not into altering her menu options, heard interview with her and she said she woulndt change for the places owners, one a famous rapper whose name escapes me
Principalpoop: married to October Bloomburg?
cs: never have, never willl, poop
HurricaineTweeny: I perfer Al Bloomfield
cs: and although i woulndt drnk the cidre on its own, it went splendidly with her pork
HurricaineTweeny: lol
cs: super session?
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: ok folks... short one tonite. hopes to cya soon.
Principalpoop: i like government to help where it can, just like sane people let doctors help, where they can...
docdroidomatic: stills kooper bloomfield
Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline: nite.
cs: wow, jays beat rays
Elayne: Bye Bye Bob!
Dexter Fong: Night Buck
||||||||| At 9:48 PM, Bucklin'_Bob_Baseline scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
cs: by bob
docdroidomatic: nite boberino
Principalpoop: ciao no anchovies
Principalpoop: cool cs
cs: you watch my vid, poop?
Principalpoop: i saw the start, then saw it was 8 minutes long, i will watch it all later
cs: my first with new computer and hd software
HurricaineTweeny: Gubbamint help? Like Katrina? (the National Guard overseas)
docdroidomatic: nite boberino
cs: i'd like bergman's daughter Lily to see it
HurricaineTweeny: Did you ever find out if that was Lily at the beginning of Radio Now?
docdroidomatic: sorry lost my text input line
Principalpoop: how many would have died without the govt mass evacuation plans that were used? so sure yes...
cs: yes i think so
docdroidomatic: cs sent to lily oscar this eveninv
HurricaineTweeny: >> Principalpoop: how many would have died without the govt mass evacuation plans that were used?
HurricaineTweeny: Actually, the opposite happened, P
Principalpoop: huh?
HurricaineTweeny: The Feds turned back help
HurricaineTweeny: Bush basically quarantined NO
docdroidomatic: i will be in NC october, to visit my dad
HurricaineTweeny: and left them to die
Principalpoop: I don't care about one incidient. I like government help, where it can, end of story,
docdroidomatic: will take trip w/lili to meet w/maredith & lily
HurricaineTweeny: Hope that fluoride is good for your teeth (not)
Principalpoop: it will make mistakes, they are humans, but let them try
Principalpoop: you are scared of government, i see, but disagree
HurricaineTweeny: It is owned by corporations who do not have your interests at heart :/
docdroidomatic: in asheville
cs: fantastic, doc. mention the vid
Principalpoop: no getting away from it, so grow up....
docdroidomatic: i will cs
cs: i just started Revolution 2.0 by Wael Ghonim about the egyptian tech led revolutioh. i highly reccomend
Dexter Fong: You 2 kids, STOP SQUABLING
HurricaineTweeny: The GOP is scared of Ron Paul. I am not scare of government. I'm opposed to Mussolini's definition of Fascism
docdroidomatic: u.s. plus ... we own the idea of heart
Principalpoop: we are having fun, old man
HurricaineTweeny: There ya go, Doc :-)
HurricaineTweeny: The Indiana Pacers
cs: very convincing about the power of distriubuted images and ideas
Principalpoop: we elect the ron pauls or mussolini or jimmy carter, blame the people...
HurricaineTweeny: er, Pacemakers
HurricaineTweeny: I liked Jimmy
||||||||| Catherwood leads Merlyn in through the front door at 9:57 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Merlyn: hey
Principalpoop: hey M
docdroidomatic: and their oldtimers team, the indiana pacemakers
HurricaineTweeny: Obama is a corporate puppet. So is Romney. That's the choice
cs: i was just about to mention merlyn and here he is
HurricaineTweeny: lol Doc
Principalpoop: no no no, stay focused and argue lol
docdroidomatic: merl
cs: romney is more puppeteer, see today's Taibbi colum in rolling stone
Principalpoop: you would rather have china or ussr corporations rule the world? it is a global economy now...
docdroidomatic: is this just for the 5 mins or a full half hour?
HurricaineTweeny: You've all seen the Oliver Stone movie Wall Street II: Money Never Sleeps?
cs: read the article, poop. its not about "american" corporations. they live ina world of their own, and it isnt ours
HurricaineTweeny: about the 2007/8 crash
Elayne: I'm going to go play Facebook games for awhile. Have a happy Labor Day weekend, all!
Principalpoop: i am wearing down, i have played my ace card hehe
||||||||| Elayne is kicked out just as the clock strikes 9:59 PM.
cs: want to see it, tween
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cs: you too, el
Principalpoop: i have said that many times cs
HurricaineTweeny: There's a great scene when the NY banks say, "This is too big to fail..."
cs: oh yes there is a holiday coming ujp
HurricaineTweeny: Main Street America may disagree ;)
docdroidomatic: romney -keeping the govt in the pockets of the businessman
cs: the concept of back to school is irrelevant
docdroidomatic: c u sunday e
cs: whats up merl?
HurricaineTweeny: Otherwise known as America's 'Workers Of The World Unite Day BBQ'
docdroidomatic: the trilogy: too big to fail, inside job, margin call
HurricaineTweeny: Romney/Obama - choose which corporations will run your lives!
cs: i havent seen margin call
docdroidomatic: w/wall street & boiler room as prologues
HurricaineTweeny: and Grid Bless Those Brave Boys In Barbaria!
cs: i have to listen to EOBE again
HurricaineTweeny supports The Tropics
docdroidomatic: and with that, i bid you all adieu and happy laborious day
Principalpoop: right on doc
Dexter Fong: Night Doc
Principalpoop: all the schools are already open, they start early nowadays
cs: when F and I were in Europe 10 years ago and i was endlessly filming weird scenes in chruches and museum, it got to tiring F and I would recall Firesign lines or try and improvise what the dying saviour et all might be saying
docdroidomatic: was thinking of serializing eat or be eaten on radiofreeoz.com? thumbs up? thumbs down?
cs: signs from, its iteration 1
cs: up up up
Principalpoop: cerealize it yes
docdroidomatic: it's a landslide then - thanks
cs: so i want to go back to that a marry firesign lines with images of eurochurches
docdroidomatic: nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzSKNXXXzzzzzzzzz......
||||||||| docdroidomatic departs at 10:06 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
cs: the other firesignvids are all firesign scenes from their albums with other peoples graphics added
cs: by doc
HurricaineTweeny: The Sermon On The Mountie?
HurricaineTweeny: Didn't quite catch that...
cs: sounds like a scene from Hot Shorts, tween
HurricaineTweeny: Blessed Are The Cheesemakers??
cs: you posted a firesign vid of your as i recall, tween
HurricaineTweeny: Don;t know that one
Principalpoop: dog wants out and so the walk commences
cs: off you walk
HurricaineTweeny: Anyone here thinks that your pet animal has a different view of the situation?
cs: i cant say the word Walk without Icy perking up and expecting one imediatley
Merlyn: nite doc
cs: although for the first time i can recall, Icy didnt want to walk yesterday evening
cs: any firenews, merl?
Merlyn: nothing I've heard cat
Dexter Fong: afkfr brb
HurricaineTweeny: No new releases of old material?
cs: i actually got some from taylor
HurricaineTweeny: kewl
cs: i sent him a reel i recorded in 68 of bergman babbling about Velikovsky's weird theory of venus
cs: but the was too old to be heard and he decipered it with his magical disney machines
HurricaineTweeny: magical disney machines?
Merlyn: bippity boppity boo
cs: it may be the only one of that series still preserved. i have to talk to taylor and probabvly lily about posting it though
HurricaineTweeny: I have PK's poster in my bathroom :)
HurricaineTweeny: Where it should be
cs: i hads not idea who velikovsky was until i read carl sagan's book Broca's Brain, a wonderful debunkning of velikovsky among others
cs: the disneyland orgy, tween?
HurricaineTweeny: yeah ;)
HurricaineTweeny: too appropiate
Principalpoop: back
cs: paul would appreciate that
HurricaineTweeny: Goofy pissing on the TV
HurricaineTweeny: It doesn't get much better
HurricaineTweeny: I've told him I have it
cs: did you but it from his site?
HurricaineTweeny: Now he knows it's in the bathroom, and well admired
HurricaineTweeny: Yes
cs: ive bought a bunch of his books and old realists from it and i think he threw the poster in cuz i was ordering so much
HurricaineTweeny: I have One Hand Jerking
HurricaineTweeny: Interesting compilation, but I haven't finished it
Principalpoop: to be a master fisher you must first be a master baiter....
HurricaineTweeny: The Realist must have been much fun
cs: i'm really proud of the fact that he gave me a manscript of the slow bicylce race and asked for opionion before it was published
Dexter Fong: Tween: Have you started the James Elroy series yet?
cs: i also bought all his cds, i hope all firesign fans buy them as well
HurricaineTweeny: "The student waits, while master baits..."
HurricaineTweeny: Not yet, Dex
HurricaineTweeny: May have to get reading glasses
Dexter Fong: Will be interested in your reaction =)
cs: he is trhe essence of what greil marcus calls the Old Weird America
Principalpoop: that happens tween, part of getting older
HurricaineTweeny: Well, I'm pretty sure that 1963 was a military coup, so that wouldn't be a surprise
Principalpoop: eyes shrink or sag or something
cs: i cant get reaction for my peter bergman tribute video on the firesign chat group
HurricaineTweeny: but it sounds like some good reading
cs: whats wrong with this picture?
cs: you mean the kennedy assas?
HurricaineTweeny: send a URL via email, cease
Principalpoop: the joke was johnson had his fingers in his ears just before the shots..
HurricaineTweeny: Yeah, the money was silver Certificate in 1962, bogus Federal Reserve Note in 1963
cs: my blog, once again, is www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
HurricaineTweeny: He tried to end the Fed. The Fed (and others) ended him
HurricaineTweeny: Have it, cease :)
Principalpoop: just like 911, drink the koolaid and move on
cs: paul told me his greatest stunt was writing abou lbj fucking dead jfk's wounds and being taken seriously'
Principalpoop: people use cast iron pans for fires forever without them failing, and this was building steel, that melted...
Principalpoop: so there we are...
Dexter Fong: So you're saying the towers should have been made out of recycled rying pans?
Dexter Fong: frying
cs: reminds me of mao teling everyone to melt their plows and woks to make steel. so 43 million starved
Principalpoop: quite a few eggs in that omelet yes
HurricaineTweeny: Stalin, Mao, Hitler...
HurricaineTweeny: "I say, long hair, short hair, what's the difference once the head's been blowed off?"
cs: that number from mao's doc book about him. he was there when mao got the statistics, not that mao gave a fuck
Principalpoop: hey, freedom means humans can do anything that is physically possible, even bad things...
HurricaineTweeny: ~ Farmer Yassur
Dexter Fong: freedom's just another word
HurricaineTweeny: a loose quote from Lemmings
HurricaineTweeny: be careful with your words
cs: havent heqard lemmings in a long time
Principalpoop: where did johnny mcgee go anyway?
HurricaineTweeny: they are your own
HurricaineTweeny: ~ confucius
HurricaineTweeny: Well, if you think you're confused _now_...
Principalpoop: the only confucius quote i ever recall is about sitting in your own pew
HurricaineTweeny: I am not generally a fan of Asian feudal culture, but Confucius did have his good moments
Principalpoop: best government good tsar, worst government bad tzar
Dexter Fong: good tzar, bad tzarina
HurricaineTweeny put tzartzar sause on his fish sticks
cs: sitting in your own pew undoubtedly better than sitting in your own pee
cs: like mitt romney's dog
Principalpoop: that is good stuff
HurricaineTweeny: Romney 2012 - this year, take your dog air-surfing!
cs: one would think alll the dog and general animal lovers of america would vote against him for that
Dexter Fong: There one now
cs: some interview i heard with one of his sons, said he wouldnt stop when they needed to piss, only when his wife wanted to
Merlyn: my mind is blank
HurricaineTweeny: let alone conservative Southern Baptists rallying around Joseph Smith
Principalpoop: that is nirvana M, how did you achieve it?
cs: no merl, my mother's mind is blank. you can still type
Dexter Fong: Welcome to Tabula Rasa
HurricaineTweeny: Weird election
Merlyn: I'm type A
Dexter Fong: Nowadays, they all pretty wierd
Principalpoop: remember obama is black, regardless of what mitt is.....
cs: i don think it is possible to a religion and not be weird, but mormonism takes weirdness to a new level
cs: to BE a religion
Principalpoop: come on, gold plates, found in new york state, what is the problem?
cs: southpark episode about mormonism is a must for every american voter
Principalpoop: would you feel better if God had place them in New Jersey or Ohio?
Dexter Fong: He should have placed them in ElDorado or Las Vegas, one of the seven dealy cities
HurricaineTweeny: Tom Cruise for Secretary Of State?
HurricaineTweeny: A trifecta
Principalpoop: where was that pumpkin patch with the russian microfilm?
Principalpoop: should have found the plates while the fbi was searching for spy gear hehe
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Woody 1 inside, makes a note of the time (10:44 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Principalpoop: it is no fair, reality is getting weirder than fiction...
cs: new character enter
Principalpoop: hey woody
Merlyn: hi woody
cs: that was a common firesign theme, poop
Dexter Fong: Hey Woody
Principalpoop: ahh i saw that the muslim woman at the dept of state accused of being a spy is married to weiner who sent the weiner photo hehe
Principalpoop: indeed cat
Woody 1: 1st character "Strange dame? This is is my wife." 2nd character "She's strannge to me. I've never seen her before." What movie or comedy character?"
HurricaineTweeny: Read the book Whirlwind
Woody 1: Hi guys.
HurricaineTweeny: Ross Perot EDS during the Iranian Revolution
Woody 1: James Clavell
Principalpoop: James Carvell
HurricaineTweeny: Perot wore a burka so he could talk to his prisoned employees
HurricaineTweeny: Much respect ;)
HurricaineTweeny: IBM computers can be use for something other than Nazis tracking Jews
Woody 1: Clavell is my favorite.
Merlyn: groucho from...
HurricaineTweeny: and that is all I have to say about that
Merlyn: Opera
Merlyn: IIRC
cs: brought to you by Siemens. It's not just gas chambers anymore
Principalpoop: i was thinking groucho, could not think of what movie
cs: from one of my plays
cs: i enjoyed shogun but friends who know a lot of japanese history tend to dismiss it
Merlyn: "Shogun with a shotgun"
Principalpoop: that is a problem, professional engineers and chemists and architects and such, building to allow the
Principalpoop: killing and disposal of hundreds of thousands of humans, a big problem there...
HurricaineTweeny: I have the Richard Chamberlain miniseries, and the hard cover book is worn through the binding
HurricaineTweeny: That was before 2007
Principalpoop: shogun was years ago, lots of mini-series back then
Woody 1: Yep!
cs: i liked the fact that it showed that Geisha were not prostitutes, but a class of artisans of their era
Woody 1: Night in Casablanca.
Principalpoop: is it mitchell who did hawaii, and all those?
HurricaineTweeny: My attitude towards authority is somewhat different since Ron Paul ran for President in 2007
cs: Goodnight, Mrs. Casablanca. Wherever you are
HurricaineTweeny: Geishas? The Comfort Girls were not so lucky
HurricaineTweeny: big difference
Woody 1: Noble House is my favorite, along with Shogun, Tai-Pan, and King Rat.
cs: when i fist visited proctor, i asked him if there was an overall theme to the firesign work and he said yes, it's against authority
HurricaineTweeny: Was over 100 in Austin today. Radio said 102. How's the weather in Van?
cs: really nice here now
Woody 1: Cool, cs.
Principalpoop: i order you to question authority, heh
Dexter Fong: Who wrote that?
HurricaineTweeny: Pierce Brosnan in Noble House was pretty good, although there are some serious descrepencies with the book
cs: i remember hearing bergman tell steve allen that the firesign were a group of saboteurs to the conssciousness of their times
HurricaineTweeny: Not the least of which is that Ian Dunross maintenanced his own old Jag
HurricaineTweeny: mmmm Steve Allen
cs: dont follow leaders, says dylan and we're supposed to follow that
cs: like the Weathermen, from the same song
Woody 1: Mitchell wrote the Country series, and Clavell, the Asian series.
HurricaineTweeny: Pink Floyd as well
Dexter Fong: Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
HurricaineTweeny: "Lead, but don't lead me..."
HurricaineTweeny: Sounds like quite a deck there, Dex
cs: the firesign were never stuck in the middle
Dexter Fong: they were over the edge
HurricaineTweeny: Middle Earth, maybe
Principalpoop: in sixth grade was snoopy in the elementary school election, eve of destructioon was my campaign song, wallace won
Woody 1: Mitchell kind of bored me with the way the regions were developed. He tended to go into the forming of the area.
HurricaineTweeny: Well, you haven't answered my question
Principalpoop: the teacher would not allow that song, we had snoopy vs red baron instead..
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: yes, mitchell more geographic than personal
HurricaineTweeny: You bet!
cs: gone with the wind?
HurricaineTweeny: Radio Now
Principalpoop: that is not my favorite film...
HurricaineTweeny: Was that Bergman's kid?
Woody 1: Just a personal joke about Mitchell--the earth cooled.
HurricaineTweeny: OK
HurricaineTweeny: just curious
Principalpoop: ahh chris matthews called rence phrenhew garbage hehe
cs: repubs who are not garbage exist?
Principalpoop: now? i don't know.. there used to be moderates
cs: there used to be dinosaurs
Woody 1: I hear Romney in the other room. Shall I speak of politics?
Principalpoop: do we ever discuss politics here?
Woody 1: I'd rather not.
cs: would be fitting.
cs: if bergman were here, he'd be watching and tweeting
Principalpoop: my blood pressure goes up, i cannot bear to listen to partisan speeches
cs: indeed, poop
Woody 1: Ditto!!!!
Dexter Fong: Me neither, 'cept the ones I agree with
Principalpoop: ahh even the left can go too far,
Dexter Fong: so far left it's right
cs: i used to listen to air america when it existed. even went on a cruise with them. but have tried to avoid politics as much as possible over the past few years
Principalpoop: exactly
Woody 1: as we know know, there's no middle of the road, which is too bad.
Principalpoop: i think they try to do that hehe
cs: i had the pleasure of downing numerous cocktails with rachel maddow, before she became famous
Dexter Fong: Ther is no middle of the road on a Mobius strip
Woody 1: Cool. I like Rachel.
Principalpoop: watched her show for the first time the other night, or most of it, she is intelligent
cs: i dont think mormons believe in mobius strips
Principalpoop: it was enjoyable, not just ranting or waving...
Woody 1: You bet, Poop.
cs: suprememly intelligent, yes
Dexter Fong: She's on Letterman with some frequency, he calls her one of the smartest people he's ever met
cs: butg i never watch her show, unless i see a clip posted somewhere that interests me
Principalpoop: i had only seen the highlights of her, i guess, ranting like ed whatever...
cs: yes i saw her on letterman recently
Dexter Fong: Cat: preaching to the choir, perhaps
cs: ranting is not what she does.
cs: true, dex
Dexter Fong: Ed Whatever?
Merlyn: hey, cya next week
cs: shultz?
Principalpoop: the ed show? obama can do no wrong, lot of bandwagon jumping...
Dexter Fong: Facts is what she does, debunking is what she does
||||||||| At 11:11 PM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
cs: ok merl
Principalpoop: seems like, maybe i read him wrong
Principalpoop: night m
Dexter Fong: well Dear Friends, a car must be moved, and me too
Principalpoop: fox has gotten worse, if that is possible, even the site that watches fox so I don't have too, upsets me hehe
cs: off we flee
cs: all the best, folks
Dexter Fong: Night all, see yah next week
||||||||| cs leaves to catch the 11:13 PM train to Vancouver.
Principalpoop: ciao, have a super week, question authority
||||||||| "11:13 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Dexter Fong, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the garden.
||||||||| "11:13 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Principalpoop, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the garden.
Woody 1: Falling asleep as I speak. Read James Clavell, look for good writing writing but gramatical errors in Tom Clancy. Face it, he's a military writer. Night Hurricane.
||||||||| Woody 1 runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Woody 1?! It's 11:17 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
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||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

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