A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 06, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'Rye-Ann The Slut', just granted probation at 8:02 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Rye-Ann The Slut: “We’re bringing the war back home, Where it ought to have been before! We’ll kill all the bees and spiders and flies, And we won’t play in iceboxes lying on their side! We’ll wash our hands after wee-wee, d if we’re a girl, before! And we’ll march, march, march, et cetera! ‘Til we never do march no more! (All together now, boys!) We’re bringing the war back home, Where it ought to have been before! The pretty donut girl on the corner Will be smilin’ with a wringer (wringer) in her hair! We’ll wash our hands after wee-wee, And if we’re a girl, before! And we’ll march, march, march, et cetera ‘Till we don’t have to march no more!” ( Hum along now . . . )
Rye-Ann The Slut: “It’s candied apple and ponies with dapples,You can ride all day. It’s girls with pimples and cripples with dimples That just won’t go away! It’s spicks and wops and niggers and kikes With noses as long as your arm! It’s micks and chinks and gooks and geeks And honkies (Honk Honk!) Who never left the farm . . .”
||||||||| Rye-Ann The Slut leaves at 8:03 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:59 PM, dragging Merlyn by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 06, 2012 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| "9:01 PM? 9:01 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Conventiona lTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Conventiona lTweeny enters and sits in the comfy chair.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:01 PM and late as usual, it's cs, just back from Elmertown."
Conventiona lTweeny: Hi Merlyn
||||||||| Conventiona lTweeny rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Conventiona lTweeny?! It's 9:01 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Conventional Tweeny inside, makes a note of the time (9:01 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
cs: hey
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Art Holelaugher inside, makes a note of the time (9:02 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Conventional Tweeny: Hi cease
Conventional Tweeny: Hello Art
Art Holelaugher: Hello all
cs: art of the insane?
Art Holelaugher: Just having some nice blue moss.
Conventional Tweeny: tasty
Art Holelaugher: Not responsible, not insane.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Principalpoop in through the front door at 9:05 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
cs: poop
Conventional Tweeny: Are we holding our Surrealist Convention this evening?
Conventional Tweeny: Hi P
Art Holelaugher: Papoon forHi Poop
Principalpoop: ahh blue moss, moss over my ami
Principalpoop: laugher or flapper?
Merlyn: hey all
Principalpoop: Mister M
Art Holelaugher: laugher
Principalpoop: aha
cs: too bad no bergman tweets for conventions
Art Holelaugher: I'd like to put Papoon's name in for nomination!
Principalpoop: 2ndededededed
Art Holelaugher: Quite right cs - sad...
Conventional Tweeny: well said, P
Principalpoop: can I be on the platform committee?
Merlyn: Is he insane?
Art Holelaugher: Not insane
Conventional Tweeny: If you wear your platform shoes, P
Art Holelaugher: Not responsible
Principalpoop: fit thing, no un-necesary double leters in words, comite
Merlyn: think of the ink it wil save!
Principalpoop: ahh, there they are, under my doublewide red white and blue bell bottom pants
Merlyn: inka dinka doo
Art Holelaugher: Out platform is only 6 inches off the ground - no one will be hurt.
Principalpoop: bel botom
Conventional Tweeny: Our Welch friend may have a problem with that, P
Merlyn: as high as your platform shoes
Principalpoop: ahh, the welches are to blame, no doubt, infiltrated the Kings English
Conventional Tweeny: and speaking of, he had a birthday yesterday
Principalpoop: how is he doing?
Merlyn: who he?
Art Holelaugher: Received English
Conventional Tweeny: Dave
Merlyn: Welch Grape Jews
Principalpoop: dave? we were talking of llan
Conventional Tweeny: He emailed me saying he had a very nice birthday indeed
cs: daves not here
Principalpoop: bigot, saying that jews welch on bets?
Art Holelaugher: Great
Merlyn: no, the purple orthodox of upper wynndwynner
Principalpoop: bravo dave, but getting older is no good, stop that
cs: yes llan has been absent
Principalpoop: far out man
cs: has he got busy acting gig?
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dexter Fong in through the front door at 9:15 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Conventional Tweeny: He didn't say
Dexter Fong: Evening Dear Friends
cs: hi dex
Conventional Tweeny: need to reboot, brb
||||||||| Around 9:15 PM, Conventional Tweeny walks off into the sunset...
Merlyn: hey dex
Principalpoop: knowing llan, he might be out working on the romney campaign, full time, omg
Principalpoop: ahh the fong approaches
Principalpoop: jill biden is a babe too
Art Holelaugher: HGi Fong
Principalpoop: i guess that is who that is
||||||||| Elayne tiptoes in around 9:16 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Elayne: Just got home from work.
Principalpoop: hey E, help me work on the platform for the surelist party
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:17 PM, dragging Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
Merlyn: hi e
Elayne: DocTech should be along in awhile, he said he's chatting from his new smartphone now...
Principalpoop: no double leters in words is al we have so far
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: ow ow ow put me down catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood puts Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden down.
Art Holelaugher: Hi Elayne
Principalpoop: hey honey ,wow
Elayne: The platform for the Surrealist Party, as I recall, is about six inches off the ground, so nobody gets hurt.
Elayne: Evenin' Honey!
Principalpoop: exactly, that too
Elayne: We had a lovely sushi dinner with DocTech and Lili over the weekend, it was so wonderful to see them again!
Art Holelaugher: Hi Honey
Principalpoop: sweet
cs: wow theyre rollin in
Elayne: And we made promises to see each other way more often.
cs: great news
Principalpoop: what is the word honey?
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: evenin' all you dear friends
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Conventional Tweeny close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:19 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary.
cs: hows it rollin, honey?
Principalpoop: wb tweeny
Conventional Tweeny: Hey Honey!
Dexter Fong: Hey Honey
Conventional Tweeny: Good to see ya
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: hi hi hey hey hola compadres
Principalpoop: except I don't like sushi, get something else next time please lol
Elayne: Dex, I'm taking book #7 with me this weekend to Mom's house. Need something to do in the land of dial-up when my smartphone cuts out.
Elayne: PrinPoop, not liking sushi? The guy ain't got no kultcha!
Conventional Tweeny: Hi E
Dexter Fong: You go girl
Art Holelaugher: Catherwood roll a couple of bombers and leave them on the side table
||||||||| Catherwood snubs Art Holelaugher
Principalpoop: the hobbit is in 7 books now?
Elayne: Hey Tween!
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: catherwood please give principlepoop some balut
||||||||| Catherwood brings principlepoop some balut.
cs: i had a fine lunch with y'all at a gastropub
Conventional Tweeny hands P some tasty squid
Elayne: Honey, what's balut?
cs: named afdter a pig
Principalpoop: making me gogle huh?
Elayne: A pig with pimples, Cat.
cs: has she opened a new place yet?
Principalpoop: squid and balut, the basque working mans lunch
Elayne: Bloomfield? I have no idea, let me Google it so PrinPoop doesn't have to.
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: balut is a delicacy in the phillipines it is aged fermented chicken or duck embryos
Merlyn: E, have you seen this? http://vimeo.com/47875656
Dexter Fong: Have some balut yah big galoot
Art Holelaugher: Yummy
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: Hola Dex, so nice to see ya once again...it sure feels nice to be back at the old same plach
cs: i think philipine cuisine is best left in a let's eat episode,
Elayne: She just has the three places, Cat: http://aprilbloomfield.com/RESTAURANTS-1
Elayne: And a godawful webpage design.
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: yes yes I wholeheartedly agree cs
cs: we revel insameness
cs: she must be busy
Principalpoop: you say you want a revealution
cs: i owuld have thought the big proflle the new yorker did of her would be filling her bank account
cs: it sure helped adbusters when they profiled kale
Art Holelaugher: Hail and well met Merlyn, hope al is well in GB.
Elayne: Funny, Merlyn, but where's the interactive player?
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: Hey Poop I have sorely missed you tooo Maybe since things is simmahring down I can become somewhat regular
Principalpoop: more fiber, i am trying different kinds of yogurt
cs: that would be delightful, honey
Conventional Tweeny: Life been a bit hectic, Honey?
Principalpoop: have not tried the greek yet, not that open minded...
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: aha!!! whatavah woiks mon ami
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: iLife has been hectic for the last 50 years...it seems to be slowing down
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: cs is that you cat?
cs: just reading a book about the consequences of too much complexity
Principalpoop: knock on wood honey, life always still holds surprises
cs: yes
cs: got new compujter so new nick
Principalpoop: that sounds too complex to read cs
cs: no its very readable, called X-Events, the collapse of everything by John Casti
cs: xevents.com
Principalpoop: is that like the 1000 years of darkness, chuck norris's wife is talking about?
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: I got a new laptop but same old nick
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: wow wha......1,000 years of darkness???? gee whiz tell me more
Principalpoop: it was a clip on the jon stewart show, it must be on the web
Principalpoop: obama is apparently taking the usa down a big hole hehe
Art Holelaugher: That hole is only 60 feet deep!
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: ok i can hunt it down. Oh! I spoke with Hemlock Yesterday & he sends his regards...he is having major computer juju going on its always something or another
Principalpoop: and I am going in, i may come out the other side and into the sun
Conventional Tweeny: The USA is juming into the biggest hole it ever seen!
Principalpoop: the last he spoke, he warned us...
Conventional Tweeny: *jumping
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: Hey I hear there is breakfast down there
Art Holelaugher: Rebus?
Principalpoop: yes rebus
Art Holelaugher: And coffee
Conventional Tweeny: Reeb USA
Principalpoop: dog wants out, brb
Art Holelaugher: And they are not laughing at me!
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: Well I am hoping Hemlock can find his way here this evening
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: I left toast crumbs for him to follow
Conventional Tweeny: Who let the dogs out? P!
Art Holelaugher: Papoon for chief resident, you know he's not insane
Elayne: I'm going to get some dinner before DocTech gets here
Elayne: BRB
cs: oh,do they have a test for that now?
cs: ok el
Art Holelaugher: Just waiting for the Electrician or someone like him.
Art Holelaugher: Not a giant rat.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers doctecazoid in through the front door at 9:42 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
cs: not a lot of rats here
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: hey holeflaffer...don't you ever worry about yer neighbors in your nude trailer park>>
doctecazoid: zipadeedoodah
cs: hey doc
Conventional Tweeny: What's up, Doc?
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: hey there Doc good to see ya
Art Holelaugher: No, this is the best damn nudist trailer park in the hole southwest!
doctecazoid: we ain't. got any "loco weed"?
Elayne: Evenin' Doc! How was your birthday?
cs: happy bday doc
doctecazoid: i'm in chat via my laptop tonight. e: i celebrated my birthday the day before - with you & Robin. it was delectable.
doctecazoid: monday was anti-climax
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: catherwood bring doc a birthday cake made from locoweed
||||||||| Catherwood gives doc a birthday cake made from locoweed.
Elayne: I thought Lili was taking you out too
doctecazoid: that said, monday was nice
doctecazoid: d by all
Principalpoop: back, another birthday boy, like dave, happy bday
doctecazoid: a fine time was had by all
Elayne: I didn't take the best route home, I'm afraid. Who knew interstate 287 had no lights?
Conventional Tweeny: Somehow, I've missed Tom's birthday on my calendar. Today?
doctecazoid: e: oh yeah - you prolly would have been better off taking merritt->>hutch->>riverside
Principalpoop: is that the owl freeway?
Art Holelaugher: Are Phil, David or Phil here?
doctecazoid: sept 3 tween
cs: i'm listening to biden. the bain way is great
Dexter Fong: Not very often
cs: not that we know of, art
doctecazoid: art: if they were, their names would appear in red font
Conventional Tweeny: Happy Birthday, Doc :)
Elayne: No lights on the Merritt or Hutch either, Doc.
Art Holelaugher: K thanks
doctecazoid: e: yeah that's the downside
Conventional Tweeny: care to share your birth year, Doc?
Elayne: Not at the moment, Art. When one of them shows, his name is in red.
doctecazoid: thanks all for the bday wishes
Elayne: Oops, sorry, Doc covered that...
doctecazoid: tween: my birth year was the year i was born. that's all you're gonna get outta me
Principalpoop: they could be in disguise, that boss show I have never seen
Conventional Tweeny: lol OK
Elayne: I'm getting old, Doc, I need ambient light when I drive. Or read. Or just about anything.
Principalpoop: was that a red herring to ask if you were here phil? or dave?
doctecazoid: e: give her a light and she'll follow it anywhere
cs: yeah i need lofs of light too
Principalpoop: too much light at night, i get glare, even worse
doctecazoid: o blinding light....
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: hmmm no lights...is that cos there is a power outage? or just the way it is now??
Art Holelaugher: Yes a red herring in heavy oil.
Principalpoop: the alpha and the omega, al 3
Dexter Fong: Honey , most if not all interstates are unlighted
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: nah...i thought i 'splained that if any of the firehead bigguns their names would show up in red...he musta forgot, or like most people do....just didnt lissen to me
Art Holelaugher: I forgot............
Principalpoop: did you say something honey?
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: ahhh harrumph poop!!
Principalpoop: so, which one are you art? or are you a ghost?
Elayne: Maybe not a Hole ghost. Perhaps half a ghost.
Art Holelaugher: I am a ghost of my former self
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: sheesh maybe i have not got out much lately, but i remember a time when all interstates were lighted
Elayne: Wait, did you say goats?
Principalpoop: russian ghostnoss
cs: half in and half out of different universes
Elayne: Well, be he ghost or goat or ghost of goat or both, he's welcome here.
Principalpoop: that is in LA honey
Art Holelaugher: Thanks
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 9:54 PM, dragging no_anchovies_whatsoever by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
Principalpoop: yes, come on in, take off your skin and rattle around in your bones
Art Holelaugher: Goats upon the battlement?
no_anchovies_whatsoever: (sniffs...)
cs: hi no
Elayne: Oh dear, no-anch, do we offend?
Principalpoop: hey no anchov
no_anchovies_whatsoever: hey.
doctecazoid: i took an italian shower before i got here
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: ghost groats the man who stares at goats
Elayne: Okay, I'll bite. What's an Italian shower?
Principalpoop: double buble, trowel and tumble
doctecazoid: right guard
no_anchovies_whatsoever: for those in need of an RNC recap. http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/4846/lightbox/TMW2012-09-05colorlarge-copKOS3.png?1346682113
Elayne: LOL!
doctecazoid: i love s3
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden giggles
doctecazoid: and i love tmw - thanx for sharing
no_anchovies_whatsoever: and speaking of goats.... http://whatever.scalzi.com/2012/09/05/so-this-is-a-thing-that-actually-just-happened/
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: no anchov I have no use for an RNC recap precap or duncecap
Conventional Tweeny: ...
Conventional Tweeny high fives Honey
cs: repubs want less caps
Conventional Tweeny: of course, I feel the same way about the Democrats ;)
doctecazoid: y'all heard that gwyo ias back for 10 new videos? http://mnftiu.com
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden slaps tweenys hand in the air
doctecazoid: oops
doctecazoid: wrong url
doctecazoid: try http://mnftiu.
doctecazoid: c
doctecazoid: http://mnftiu.cc
Principalpoop: i did not see the whole clip, perhaps chuck norris's wife is worried about mormons taking over....
Art Holelaugher: dems have a better grade of corruption
doctecazoid: argh
Merlyn: hey doc
Merlyn: and others
doctecazoid: hey merl
Conventional Tweeny: Yeah Art lol
Elayne: HuffPo, huh? I wonder if they're paying him. Most people use the word "commission" in the sense of money, but HuffPo is notorious for not paying its contributors.
doctecazoid: know any good embedded c++ programmers? i got an email from an outfit who is looking
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: me too tweenster publicans dempcraps i will just maintain my patriotic libertarian stance
doctecazoid: the gig is in wilton ct tho
doctecazoid: i got your commission - right heah! :D
Conventional Tweeny: There ya go, Honey :)
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Conventional Tweeny: My politics has changed rather dramatically since Ron Paul ran for Pres in 2007
Art Holelaugher: Ayn Rand was a part time nazi
no_anchovies_whatsoever: one man's Ron is another man's Ryan.
Dexter Fong: Never trust a man with two first names
doctecazoid: i liked moby's recent essay - http://www.moby.com/journal/2012-08-20/rather-just-go-and-about-us-politics-i.html
Principalpoop: lke pope john
no_anchovies_whatsoever: what he said.
Conventional Tweeny: That would be an interesting occupation for a Soviet Jew, Art (Rand)
doctecazoid: ayn rand paul?
doctecazoid: ayn rand paul ryan!
Conventional Tweeny: heheh Doc
cs: looks good, doc
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: American: The Bill Hicks Story Online http://www.hulu.com/watch/304824 it is a very good documentary iffn anyone is interested
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: American: The Bill Hicks Story Online http://www.hulu.com/watch/304824 it is a very good documentary iffn anyone is interested
Principalpoop: let the market crush all those losers
doctecazoid: ooooh yeahhhh bill hicks - fkn brilliant guy
doctecazoid: thanx for that line honey
cs: i get sorry we're not in canada message
Art Holelaugher: indeed cs
Conventional Tweeny: Will check it out later, Honey
Principalpoop: we are sorry we are not in canada too
cs: im delighted to be here
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: awww dang it......well I have over 100 bits and bats and documentaries in a Bill Hicks Playlist on my youtube channel....lots o good stuff there
Conventional Tweeny: Quebec is getting interesting, eh cease?
cs: the comedian who died?
Art Holelaugher: I'm only then minutes from Canada if the worst happens.
Principalpoop: 10 minutes, you live in detroit?
Conventional Tweeny: I haven't joined YouTube, but maybe I should just to be able to keep lists of favorite channels
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: hey poopster mebbe we can seek political asylum in Canadia
doctecazoid: yeah bill hicks was taken down by cancer
no_anchovies_whatsoever: np. FZ, Roxy & Elsewhere (recent reissue)
doctecazoid: there are a lot of bill hicks vids on youtube
Principalpoop: i was joking, but you almost do
Art Holelaugher: Yes, which spelled backward is redtwat.
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: good idea tweenster
cs: ive seen several
Conventional Tweeny: cease - I was thinking of the Quebecois coming to power, and their leader nearly assassinated
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: yeah he dies way too young...he was brilliant
Conventional Tweeny: Bill Hicks was amazing
Principalpoop: canada is moving right, they returned a soldier who did not want to fight in iraq... not like the vietnam days
cs: yeah a lot of weirdness in quebec
Art Holelaugher: We need Treadeu back
cs: yeah had rightwing govt for 6 years
cs: his son might become head of the liberals but they're a dieing parfty
doctecazoid: rightwingnuts
cs: will probably merge with the ndp
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: heres my channel if ya wanna check it out...I do have some excellent playlists there glad to share :) http://www.youtube.com/user/zunibluesky?feature=mhee
Art Holelaugher: Tar sands.... bad
Conventional Tweeny: Thanks Honey
doctecazoid: excellent thanx honey
Art Holelaugher: Not the Canada I remember
Principalpoop: we will keep buying gas wherever we can find it, like cocaine, and marijuana and coffee
Art Holelaugher: Too right poop
cs: honey did i you know a created a firesigny vid for youtube last week?
Conventional Tweeny: It is an addiction, P, for sure
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: and cigarettes, viagra & beer too dont forget poop
cs: www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
doctecazoid: viva coffee - coffee uber alles
cs: kind of a learning experience for me learning new computer and software
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: you did cs?? na i didn't know
Principalpoop: i did not want to give the whole list, would make drool too much hehe
no_anchovies_whatsoever: (mmmm.... coffee...)
Art Holelaugher: I used to like a hankey soaked with Philips 66
doctecazoid twitches as he says this
cs: coffee not for me
Conventional Tweeny: What OS, cease?
doctecazoid: the wizard of os?
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: idn't os operating system???
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: old socks??
Principalpoop: minux, a mini version of linux, finux and ubuntu
doctecazoid: pay no attention to that ui behind the curtain
Art Holelaugher: Our Chevrons flashing bright across the Gulf of compromise in the Shell we call life...
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: AH
Conventional Tweeny: I heard that a 3rd aircraft carrier is being parked near Iran
no_anchovies_whatsoever: "the shredded sock will be placed inside a high-school diploma, and ignited with a sulphur preparation..." FZ
Conventional Tweeny: fun times ahead :/
Art Holelaugher: October suprise
cs: doc would know.
doctecazoid: alright swami or whatever your name is, we'll be back with this christ consciousness racket in just a moment
Conventional Tweeny: Could be, Art
Principalpoop: what was the james cain movie about the future, they made a sequel already
Principalpoop: rollerblade? rollerball
doctecazoid: murderball
Conventional Tweeny: caan?
doctecazoid: great documentary
Conventional Tweeny: That it was, Doc
Principalpoop: is it caan?
Conventional Tweeny: James Caan the actor, yes
Principalpoop: corporations run the world in the movie
doctecazoid: alien nation?
Conventional Tweeny: Kwai Chang Caan, do you not see the rollerball at your feet?
Art Holelaugher: I am being alienated
cs: i thought cain was a noir writer
no_anchovies_whatsoever: ever see John Carpenter's "They Live" ?
doctecazoid: herman?
Principalpoop: i read the original on a summer afternoon, it gave me the chills
doctecazoid: n_a_w: one of my fave flicks!
Conventional Tweeny: I haven't seen that one
cs: i liked his first sf film
Art Holelaugher: Dark Star, yes...
cs: a bloated student project, forget the name
Conventional Tweeny: Carpenter's "Starman" and "In The Mouth Of Madness" are favorites
Elayne: Sorry, fading in more ways than one. I'm taking off. Next week, all!
Merlyn: I'm out of bubblegum
Merlyn: bye E
doctecazoid: and don't forget starman
no_anchovies_whatsoever: yeah, very underrated. don't know many folks who saw it or liked it.
Conventional Tweeny: rest well, E
cs: nite, el
Principalpoop: night E
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: IT;S SO RELEVANT
Conventional Tweeny: Really, Honey?
doctecazoid: "you are an interesting species ... you are at their best when things are at their worst"
doctecazoid: nite e
doctecazoid: thx for sush
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: NITE NITE ELAYNE
Conventional Tweeny: Will have to see if the library has it. I like Carpenter
doctecazoid: u guys rock my world
Principalpoop: we just lost the 16th century
no_anchovies_whatsoever: & i'm pretty sure it's more than 20 yrs old.
cs: dark star, maybe
Dexter Fong: ;
Art Holelaugher: Dark Star - upper 70's
doctecazoid: and speaking of sf: primer!!! love that flick
doctecazoid: cs did you see primer?
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: yeah tween i recommend it despite its horrible soundtrack and rowdy roddy piper playin' the hero
cs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Star_%28film%29
doctecazoid: dark star is a great flick too
Art Holelaugher: I like Pinback
Conventional Tweeny: Dar Star is Carpenter?
cs: what is primer?
Conventional Tweeny: *Dark
Art Holelaugher: Yes
doctecazoid: interstellar surfing - brilliant
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden loves darkstar by the grateful dead
doctecazoid: cs i will dupe it for u
doctecazoid: it's in my lbrary
no_anchovies_whatsoever: jeeeez i'm old.... 24 yrs ago: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Live
cs: is it a lfick?
Conventional Tweeny: Yep the local library has They Live :)
doctecazoid: ok fading fast here - i'll check in again next wk - ttfn ttyl nytol zzzzzzzzSKNXXzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........
||||||||| At 10:21 PM, doctecazoid vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Conventional Tweeny: rest well, Doc
Principalpoop: night doc
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: yeah no ancho fer reel i member premiering that movie for Rock 108 its nice when you get to throw things at the fans :)
Dexter Fong: Night Doc
no_anchovies_whatsoever: yeah, well Austin is hipper than the rest of the states.
cs: by doc
Conventional Tweeny: Austin is a very different city, yes
Conventional Tweeny: The San Francisco Of Texas, some call it
cs: demo promo flick is pretty
Art Holelaugher: I spent two weeks in texas one night
Principalpoop: was papoon in that film?
Conventional Tweeny: heheh Art
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: Hey I will never go back to Texas, but thank grid I dont consider Austin as bein in Texas
||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Conventional Tweeny: I wouldn't have moved here for Houston or Dallas
Principalpoop: they made ann richards, janis joplin and bill hicks, cannot be all bad
Conventional Tweeny: Yeah :)
Conventional Tweeny: Big fan of Ann Richards. Actually one of the reasons I moved. And then they elected Shrub :(
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: nope me neither but i was sorely tempted the money was good
Art Holelaugher: & Molly Ivans and Jim Hightower and Bill Moyers
Conventional Tweeny: You bet
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'no_anchovies_seriously', just granted probation at 10:26 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
no_anchovies_seriously: apologies... i'm a dial-up weenie.
Principalpoop: another list i started and stopped too soon hehe
cs: you only consider texas cities, tween?
Conventional Tweeny: Ivins is sorely missed. Used to live not far from where I am now.
Conventional Tweeny: Nope cease. Flagstaff was my second choice
Art Holelaugher: Indeed!
Conventional Tweeny: Love N AZ
no_anchovies_seriously: what's the topic? sane Texans?
Conventional Tweeny: Well, sanity being a relative term ;)
no_anchovies_seriously: & a vanishing breed.
Principalpoop: we have topics here? wow
cs: only southjwest?
Conventional Tweeny: Beinf a little crazy can be a good thing when the 'sane' world is truly insane
Conventional Tweeny: *Being
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: I hear from friends that Bastrop(sp)? on the lake near Austin is nice
cs: there used to be a topics menu yes long ago
Principalpoop: as jimmy buffet says
Conventional Tweeny: I like the southwest cease, yeah
cs: i dont like heat
Conventional Tweeny: Fruitcakes is a great Buffett tune :)
no_anchovies_seriously: that's Toe Picks, Poop... see, there's this toe-jam here, and... this little chromium switch...
Principalpoop: if america sat down, roanoke would be thrust into darkness...
Conventional Tweeny: My brother tells me the northwest is very cool though
Merlyn: ok, see you next time people, byeee
Conventional Tweeny: Been to N Cal. Very pretty country
Principalpoop: if we were not crazy, we would go insane
cs: although the west coast is generally temporate and pleasent
Principalpoop: night M
cs: by merl
Conventional Tweeny: LA has no attraction
||||||||| Merlyn scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Merlyn?! It's 10:29 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Art Holelaugher: Bye Meryln
cs: i lived there as a kid
Conventional Tweeny: Yeah, I know
Art Holelaugher: Great Lakes!!!!!!!!!!!
Principalpoop: la gets good concerts
Conventional Tweeny: Lots of good people in S Cal
Conventional Tweeny: Some amazing musicians
cs: i have good memories of the place
Conventional Tweeny: cool
Dexter Fong: ;
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: mee too cease
Principalpoop: the anti-complexity movement is a echo of the old small is good movement, partly japanese..
no_anchovies_seriously: ahh... Janis Joplin, another splendid Texan.
Art Holelaugher: Spent 5 years there...
no_anchovies_seriously: who couldn't wait to leave.
Principalpoop: clouds hidden, whereabouts unknown
Art Holelaugher: In So cal in the high desert
cs: barack is kicking
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: geez if were dropping names now....stevie ray vaughn knew a guitar lick or three
Art Holelaugher: Alan watts was a friend of mine
cs: reallhy?
no_anchovies_seriously: we are sooooo fuct.
Principalpoop: oh my
cs: anything interesting you can tell us?
no_anchovies_seriously: Watts lived on a boat in Sausalito.
cs: no, we're gonna get a lot more fucked. just read X-Events, referred to on the log
Art Holelaugher: Yes the Viejo (sp?)
no_anchovies_seriously: ...and i'm still listening to his lectures. they never stop being useful.
Conventional Tweeny: There is a statue of SRV in park not too far from here
cs: yes i enjoyed many of his audio and videos
cs: much more than his books
Conventional Tweeny: http://travel.yahoo.com/p-travelguide-2741995-stevie_ray_vaughan_statue_austin-i
Art Holelaugher: I did and still do - his work holds up well - miss that great laugh
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: yeah srv checked out way to soon too
no_anchovies_seriously: WAIT 'TIL THE MORMON TAKES OVER...,
Conventional Tweeny: helicopter crash
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: oh grid hep us if da mormons take ovah
cs: imagine utah taking over
Art Holelaugher: What is the deal with Mormon underwear?
no_anchovies_seriously: yup.
cs: i can see america fracturing into different countries
Principalpoop: cannot get anymore american religion unless you are a scientologist...
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: no no no no no no no utah takin over is a nightmare
Principalpoop: or that san diego ufo cult thing ewww
no_anchovies_seriously: welcome to the nightmare.
Art Holelaugher: America is alreqdy fractured
Conventional Tweeny: Tom Cruise for Secretary of Defense?
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: yeah or a native american poop
no_anchovies_seriously: Tom Cruise is in the closet.
Art Holelaugher: No Clint Eastwood
Principalpoop: devil spawn of the left or devil spawn of the right?
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| no_anchovies_whatsoever - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: tom cruise logged off no anchovies
Principalpoop: don't mess with tom cruise
cs: its a crowded closet
no_anchovies_seriously: well... since i'm already pronounced beaten, maybe i better exeunt.
Principalpoop: whatsoever
Art Holelaugher: Well let's come out of the closet
Principalpoop: no no no
Dexter Fong: ;
Principalpoop: where does the comma go there, no no, no? no, no no
cs: you leaving, no?
Conventional Tweeny: someone pointed out the other day that it would have been nice if Hubbard had stuck to writing sc-fi
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: so, who is there really that i could vote for???
Principalpoop: i still don't think he was serious, he was just selling books...
cs: good point, tween
Art Holelaugher: Hubbard worst sci-fi writer ever
no_anchovies_seriously: (prefers Freddie Hubbard)
Principalpoop: voting for dems, if dems win, the gop must move to the left, that is good thing...
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden prefers old mother hubbard
Art Holelaugher: Yeah poop
cs: did you osee cartoon of him fucking ayn rand and them competing to see who could come up with worst philosopohy
no_anchovies_seriously: yeah right, poop.
Art Holelaugher: lol cs
Principalpoop: a guy on the right thinks women can stop pregnancy if they are raped, vote against them
Art Holelaugher: right on poop
Conventional Tweeny: lol cease
Principalpoop: vote hard against nonsense like that
Conventional Tweeny: apparently, women have some very discriminating uteruses
Principalpoop: voting for libertarians, gets the attention of the dems and gop too, vote for who you want...
no_anchovies_seriously: that's hysterical.
Art Holelaugher: They don't care
Principalpoop: they pay attention, ross perot did ahh guide the conversation...
no_anchovies_seriously: (that ship has sailed...)
no_anchovies_seriously: ok folks. i'm out. cya's next time.
Conventional Tweeny: yes he did, P
Dexter Fong: Night no
Principalpoop: night no anchovies
Art Holelaugher: Bye NO
cs: by no
||||||||| no_anchovies_seriously rushes off, saying "10:46 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Conventional Tweeny: bye NA
Art Holelaugher: Well, very nice to meet you all - g2g
Principalpoop: at your cervix
Conventional Tweeny: bye Art
Principalpoop: ciao art
||||||||| "Hey Art Holelaugher!" ... Art Holelaugher turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:48 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Conventional Tweeny: See you next time...
cs: by art
Principalpoop: so, he was a new guy, fit right in like an old sock hehe
cs: wow
Principalpoop: what wow
cs: that art was new
Principalpoop: ahh yes
Conventional Tweeny: and a Canuk, apparently
cs: i change my nick, so do lots
Dexter Fong: they come, they go
cs: really?
Principalpoop: not too surprising i guess, a firesign head hehe
Conventional Tweeny: Yeah cease
Conventional Tweeny: When the discussion centered on Canadian government, he talked abot 'we' and 'our'
cs: i should read the log
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: yeah he is someone I met who is from Detroit & is a firehead so I told him about this place
cs: i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok
Conventional Tweeny: Interesting
Principalpoop: ahh, honey out trolling for new chatters eh? hehe
cs: i didnt pay that much attention, tween
Conventional Tweeny: That was my impression, cease
Principalpoop: you done did good honey
cs: thanks hon
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: ty ty ty ty i goes out n ropes em in cant never have too many fireheads around
Conventional Tweeny )
Principalpoop: i am surround by jay leno fans, or they go to sleep at 10pm
cs: i ilke the upward tone of barack's speech
cs: i saw leno live once. unbelievably funny
Principalpoop: he is a good speaker
Principalpoop: nbc has changed him
Conventional Tweeny: I'll bet Leno is excellent stand-up
cs: barack or leno?
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: well i best start makin moves toward headin' for the bed. Long day today, but glad I could be ehre wit chaz tonight
Principalpoop: he does have a perfect sense of timing
Conventional Tweeny: Barack is good at stand-up comedy? I'd have to agree ;)
Principalpoop: wonderful to see you again honey, say hi to stones please
cs: were happy to have you again, honeyh
Conventional Tweeny: rest well, Honey
cs: i hope things so well for you
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: You'all have a good week & I/ll see youse guys next time for sure
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden: Goodnight friends
Principalpoop: smooch
cs: the best, honey
||||||||| At 10:59 PM, Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: Night Honey
Dexter Fong: Guess I'll strap my cats to the roof of my car and find a parking spot for them
cs: barack is really kickin it now
Principalpoop: hail rita
Dexter Fong: See yah next week
||||||||| Around 11:03 PM, Dexter Fong walks off into the sunset...
cs: by dex
Principalpoop: if you are listening to obama now, i don't see how you find him cynical...
Principalpoop: or find him a puppet of corporations..
cs: good speech
Principalpoop: he is talking real stuff
Conventional Tweeny: Remember his campaign promises of 2008? How many did he keep?
Conventional Tweeny: sorry, he's just another corporate front man, imo
cs: as many as he could
Conventional Tweeny: anyway, you guys gave a great week
Principalpoop: hope and change, he did a lot of that, gays in the military is a big thing
Conventional Tweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| At 11:05 PM, Conventional Tweeny vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Principalpoop: obamacare has been on the back burner for 50 years, got it done
cs: thankfully there's not just one corp, there a many. and they compete
Principalpoop: mostly lol
Principalpoop: windows and apple pcs, only 2 choices, really
cs: monopoly always bad
cs: i have old mac and new pc
cs: ok i gotta go eat. talk to you next week
Principalpoop: ears sweating using the headphones, i hope nobody else says anything lol
||||||||| cs departs at 11:08 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Principalpoop: off we go, we will bring tween to the progressive side, libertarian is not too far away hehe
||||||||| "11:08 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Principalpoop, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the garden.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 11:34 PM, dragging Ah, Clem by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
Ah, Clem: D'oh. Too late!
Ah, Clem: Back to the shadows..........
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ah, Clem - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Art Holelaugher
Conventiona lTweeny
Conventional Tweeny
Dexter Fong
Honey Sanchez RollieMaiden
Rye-Ann The Slut
Ah, Clem
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