A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 20, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Son of Firesign into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 6:57 AM, then departs.
Son of Firesign:
Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress) by PigLips
||||||||| Catherwood says "6:58 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Son of Firesign by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Son of Firesign enters at 6:59 AM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 7:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Son of Firesign - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Outside, the 7:11 AM downtown bus from South Dakota pulls away, leaving Son of Firesign coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Son of Firesign: This material is copyrighted, Catherwood, so make a copy at your own risk. The Hollies - Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress lyrics
Saturday night I was downtown Working for the FBI. Sitting in a nest of bad men, Whiskey bottles piling high. Bootlegging boozer on the west side. Full of people who are doing wrong. Just about to call up the DA man, When I heard this woman singing a song. A pair of 45's made me open my eyes. My temperature started to rise. She was a long cool woman in a black dress. Just a 5-9 beautiful tall. With just one look I was a bad mess 'Cause that long cool woman had it all. I saw her heading to the table, Well a tall walking big black cat. When Charlie said I hope that you're able, boy, Well I'm telling you she knows where it's at. Well then suddenly we heard the sirens. And everybody started to run. Jumping under doors and tables, Well I heard somebody shooting a gun. Well the DA was pumping my left hand. And she was holding my right. Well I told her, "Don't get scared 'Cause you're gonna be spared". Well I'm gonna be forgiven, If I wanna spend my living With a long cool woman in a black dress. Just a 5-9 beautiful tall. With just one look I was a bad mess, 'Cause that long cool woman had it all
||||||||| Catherwood gets scared 'cause you're gonna be spared" well i'm gonna be forgiven if i wanna spend my living with a long cool woman in a black dress just a 5-9 beautiful tall with just one look i was a bad mess 'cause that long cool woman had it all.
Son of Firesign: Had it all, had it all, had it all...
||||||||| "7:14 AM? I'm late!" exclaims Son of Firesign, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'DJTween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:59 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 20, 2012 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
DJTween: Evenin' Dear Friends...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with cs close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:01 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room.
DJTween: I'll be doing live streaming again tonight at - http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
cs: hi tween
DJTween: Hey cease
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Dexter Fong disembarks at 9:02 PM.
DJTween: Hi Dex
DJTween: I'll be doing live streaming again tonight at - http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
cs: still cant get your station, tween
cs: hi dex
||||||||| Catherwood leads Principalpoop inside, makes a note of the time (9:03 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
DJTween: What music program are you using, cease?
DJTween: Hi P
DJTween: I'll be doing live streaming again tonight at - http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
cs: hi poop
Principalpoop: windows media player works for me
Principalpoop: hi all
DJTween: Playing Radio Now Live tonight
cs: i dont seem to have an option
Dexter Fong: Hi guys, listening to your signal Tween
cs: willl try other old computer
Dexter Fong: brb
Dexter Fong: hey poop
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:06 PM and Merlyn waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
DJTween: Hi Merlyn
DJTween: I'll be doing live streaming again tonight at - http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
cs: hi merl
Principalpoop: try another browser, or ask M for help
cs: great vid of bergman and tayhlor on dangerous visions yesterday
||||||||| New notice: 'DJ tween at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
DJTween: all depends on how your system is set to handle .m3u files, cease
cs: i'm looking at very good polls for obama
Dexter Fong: Hey Merlyn
cs: much better than watching jays get killed by yankees again
Merlyn: hey dex cs pp tween
Principalpoop: trying to lure us into a false sense of confidence, and mitt swoops in
Dexter Fong: Poop, Mittens may actually be less competent than GW
DJTween: I don't seeing Mitt doing very well at all. He's been successfully painted as a friend of the rich. Not a good year for that.
DJTween: I'd bet money on Obama at this point
DJTween: That's a scary thought, Dex
Principalpoop: gore won the popular vote, and lost
Dexter Fong: Tween: Not if the electorate realizes that, and after the dog on the car roof, I kinda think they do
DJTween: hehe
DJTween: True, P
Dexter Fong: Latest pools show Bam - 51% Shithead 43%, plus 50% of those polled actively dislike mitch
Principalpoop: i liked stewarts depiction of who sucks at the government teat
Merlyn: so we got the 99%, the 1%, now the 47%
DJTween: Yeah, the corporate welfare system is quite nasty
Principalpoop: bingo
Merlyn: I guess we're living in the Percent Age
Dexter Fong: that's 140%...we win!!!!!
cs: whether romney hatred will trickle down to republican house and senate losses are more important
Merlyn: HAHAHAHahahahahah
Dexter Fong: TRUE that Cat
DJTween: Dunno cease, not looking that way at the moment
Principalpoop: politics is local, incumbents always have an edge
DJTween: Looks more like the Reps will have both the House and the Senate, and Obama will have no chance to get anything he wants done
Merlyn: 538 predicts 52 dems in senate
cs: if elizabeth warren loses in mass, not a good sign
cs: yeah i follow 538, merl
Merlyn: but that's a recent surge
cs: just read this week's new yorker on warren campaign. i thought mass was more left wing
cs: i think that rape dude in mo. is a gift for the democrats who were way behindin the polls for that senate race
Dexter Fong: BTW Tween, it's nice you can broadcast and chat at the same time =)
Principalpoop: i have not checked daily kos lately, they have minute by minute following of the races
cs: i should hook up the mac
Dexter Fong: Take that uhh clem and your steam powered internet =))
DJTween: Yes, I even have a mic hooked up this evening :)
Merlyn: Bergman in an afro wig
Merlyn: red
DJTween: That's great, Merl
cs: where is this, merl?
DJTween: Portland, OR
Dexter Fong: what's the date Tween, if you know it?
Merlyn: there were 2 nights I think
DJTween: 1999
Principalpoop: just before the millenium
DJTween: let me check the exacr date
Dexter Fong: Yes indeed
DJTween: April 25, 1999
Dexter Fong: Thanks Tween
Dexter Fong: Again BTW Tween, have you delved into the James Elroy trilogy yet?
Merlyn: missed portland, went to something like 3 weekends
Merlyn: san francisco, seattle, LA
Principalpoop: apple owns the patent of a rectangle with rounded corners, wtf is going on?
Merlyn: apples have rounded corners
Principalpoop: my keyboard looks like a huge ipod
Dexter Fong: Poop: I thought it was that Scandehoovian guy who invented that shape and made them outta steel and they'd roll up on end like magically?
DJTween: >> Dexter Fong: Again BTW Tween, have you delved into the James Elroy trilogy yet? < not yet. Been sorting through boxes of old cables. Looks really interesting, though.
Merlyn: piet hein?
Dexter Fong: Old cables Tween? I thought you were like all Wi-Fi and all
Principalpoop: i know in japan, you can patent a color, i thought that was trademark area
Dexter Fong: Merlyn =)) That's it...nice call
Merlyn: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superegg
DJTween: Bunch of stuff from my old MIDI studio
DJTween: This apartment is really small, and I need to have everything compartmentalized, so to speak.
Dexter Fong: So yah got a MINI Strudio
Principalpoop: did you find a null modem cable? i needed one of those once
DJTween: don't even know what that is
Principalpoop: used to connect 2 pcs to each other, using old com ports
DJTween: Very very mini indeed, Dex
DJTween: Equipment all over the place
DJTween: Not a PC person, P, although I've used Linux on an old Dell
Principalpoop: so hoarding is a matter of how big a house you can afford rather than how much stuff you collect?
Dexter Fong: Poop: It's like George Carlin said, yah gotta have room for your stuff
DJTween: That's about the size of it
DJTween: You can only be as much of a pack rat as space allows
Principalpoop: stuff expands to fill extra rooms and closets anyway
cs: dex, i just read that quote in a book i'm reading now
Dexter Fong: Public Storage Lockers
DJTween: It absolutely does
Dexter Fong: Cat: It was on one of his records
DJTween: I was living in a 2 bedroom apartment before, and the 2nd bedroom became the 'attic'
cs: Who Turned Out the Lights, by Scott Bittle and Jean Johnson
DJTween: It was a nightmare trying to sort through the stuff during the move
cs: i know it from one of his tv shows
cs: which somehow manages to use all the islands in hawaii to demonstrate stuff
DJTween: Have a storage locker would only make matters worse lol
DJTween: Were you able to get the stream, cease?
cs: no tween, neither computer
DJTween: Try pasting it directly into your music program
Principalpoop: you need to tell your computer how to use m3u files
DJTween: yeah, what P said
Principalpoop: tween told you earlier hehe
Dexter Fong: I just clicked on it and it defaulted to win amp and it works fine
cs: ok i'll try that
cs: my default is some other music programme that doc put on that i cant change
Principalpoop: what is the name of it?
DJTween: What OS is on the new box, cease?
Principalpoop: and the audience merges in with from our air conditioned factory
Dexter Fong: Why do you spell it "programme" rather than "program"?
DJTween: British Columbia
DJTween: He's been genetically altered by the Canuks
Principalpoop: quite
cs: i tried to paste into windows. no luck. i got message "no such place as your url"
Dexter Fong: It's the back bacon
cs: windows media player
DJTween: WMP, OK
DJTween: Anyone else have WMP on their box?
Dexter Fong: This seems like a job for DOC TECHNICAL!
Principalpoop: i do, it works fine, i guess firewall then
DJTween: Are you pasting it into a box which is asking for a URL?
Dexter Fong: seems like it Poop
DJTween: Where are you pasting it?
cs: yes, doc could solve the problem in a hurry. but he's not here
cs: i pasted it to the media player and just now to google. doc has the machine set up for a difrferent media player which i dont like at all
DJTween: Your old computer is a Mac with iTunes?
cs: i have a mac but it'
cs: it's in a cupboard now
DJTween: Ah, OK
DJTween: Well, maybe you can email Doc and explain the problem
cs: yes maybe he'll show up here
cs: how he can chat from his phone
Principalpoop: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/828026
DJTween: kewl
DJTween: but you didn't answer my question about where you're trying to paste it
Principalpoop: wmp does limit what url it can see
Merlyn: Cat, you might also try this:
Merlyn: In the appdatawinamp directory, delete (or move out) all files with the extension .m3u8, as well as files with the .m3u extension. There may also be a folder called winamp.m3u8 which also need to be deleted. Do this while Winamp is closed. Now re-open Winamp, hopefully it will re-create the files and start working again.
Merlyn: Rationale: winamp.m3u is for legacy support. It actually attempts to load winamp.m3u8 on startup.
Dexter Fong: Isn't win amp part of wmp?
cs: i opened wmp and pasted your url into it. got insulting result
Principalpoop: win amp is a totally different program
DJTween: Yes, but WHERE did you paste it?
DJTween: yes P, it is
Dexter Fong: okay poop
DJTween: In the Open menu, there should be a choice for URL
Principalpoop: install win amp
DJTween: THat would also be a good idea
Principalpoop: http://www.winamp.com/
Principalpoop: bebop lobo
Dexter Fong: aka bebop loco
DJTween: Radio Now Live from the FST site - http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=rnl
cs: i dont seem to have an open menu anywhere and the stuff merl reccommended doesnt seem to apply to my wmp
DJTween: wow
DJTween: File menu?
cs: i could open Goddess Air on that
DJTween: hehe
Principalpoop: mp3 vs m3u
cs: cuz its an mp3 sample, yes
Principalpoop: try quicktime loool
DJTween: Isn't iTunes available for PC?
DJTween: That would be the best bet, I do believe
DJTween: iTunes Win - http://support.apple.com/kb/DL1037?viewlocale=en_US&locale=en_US
cs: when i try and paste the tweeny m3u into wmp, i get "thereare no items matching http: tween thing
cs: i had itunes on old computer but dont like it
DJTween: It's doing a search, cease
cs: a lot of the wavs i have on this computer i can choose to open in a variety of players. not this one though
DJTween: You need to open a dialog to open a URL
cs: a dialog?
Principalpoop: yes communication is the key in relationships
DJTween: Yeah a dialog box
DJTween: Asking you for a URL
cs: aha
DJTween: I'll get with you again after the break
Principalpoop: yes
Principalpoop: yes i hear you
Principalpoop: where is your texas accent?
Principalpoop: i request you play the 2nd side of radio now
DJTween: Haven't had any Lone Star this evening ;)
DJTween: lol P
Principalpoop: sounded fine, always fun to hear voices of friends
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTween: "In Windows Media Player, press CTRL+U, and then type the URL for the live stream of a radio station in the Open box. The station begins playing in Windows Media Player."
DJTween: That's what I would have guessed, actually
Principalpoop: you broke the radio tween, ahh back again
DJTween: oops, forgot to cue the next track
Dexter Fong: Poop: You *did* ask for side two didn't you?
Principalpoop: you snooze you lose
Principalpoop: yes
cs: HEY it works
cs: government and salmon
Principalpoop: fantastic, welcome to our world cat
DJTween: Yay cease!
Principalpoop: he is ready for anything
Dexter Fong: Congradulations Cat, now join the rest of us listeners, now in progress
cs: perfect place to come in. government and salmon are big here
cs: is this the portland album?
DJTween: Do government salmon wear little uniforms?
Principalpoop: yes
cs: dwizzly?
DJTween: Yes, this is Disc 2 of the Portland album
DJTween: Radio Now Live!
cs: i have to visit portland one of these years
Dexter Fong: yes dwizzly
cs: is this the same show we saw in seattle, merl?
Dexter Fong: That's metaphysically absurd, Cat, how can Merlyn know what you saw
Principalpoop: it is in oregon
Principalpoop: seattle is in washington
Merlyn: settle, oregon
Dexter Fong: same show different weather
Merlyn: well, they rewrote everything every night
Merlyn: but it's pretty much the same
cs: cuz merl was at more thanthe seattle show
Principalpoop: like pachinko, hit the same poles going to the same place hehe
cs: yeah they had to throw in local refs
cs: spartacus is a left wing book store in vancouver. maybe portland too?
cs: i cant imagine anythingmore boringthan pachinko
Principalpoop: so you like gladiator movies?
cs: gladiator movies?
Principalpoop: half naked men running in the sparta fashion
cs: did you all see the bergman/taylor interview on dangerous minds yesterday?
Merlyn: haven't yet
Dexter Fong: nope
DJTween: "Joey, do you like gladiator movies?"
DJTween has been watching Airplane! recently
Dexter Fong: Joey Demographico?
Dexter Fong: It'c Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter Fong and mumbles "oh, fuck off Dexter Fong!"
Principalpoop: http://dangerousminds.net/comments/more_sugar_firesign_theatres_high_school_madness_visualized
Principalpoop: goodness
DJTween: That looks cool, P
cs: wow that looks great
DJTween: Like J-Men Forever
cs: a little bit like i was trying to do with Fishing for Firesigns
DJTween: I've got that page, cease, haven't played it yet
cs: it'll be on my blog as long as i'malive, dex
Dexter Fong: Why me, Cat?
cs: want to do some more stuff like that and hope lots of other people do as well
Principalpoop: yes why fong?
cs: you?
Dexter Fong: No....Me!
Principalpoop: no, fong
Dexter Fong: No FOng? What a shock
Dexter Fong: I'm dead and I don't look at all wwell
DJTween: Why, Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside DJTween and says "My ears are burning..."
||||||||| Catherwood leads Elayne inside, makes a note of the time (10:23 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
cs: hi el
Principalpoop: hello E
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
DJTween: Hey E
cs: is that a portland suburb?
Elayne: Evenin' all. Can't stay long, just a short hello and a search for a silly site.
DJTween: live radio feed again tonight (see top of page)
Principalpoop: http://dangerousminds.net/comments/more_sugar_firesign_theatres_high_school_madness_visualized
Dexter Fong: Have you tried your place of employment?
DJTween: I'll have to keep my eyes peeled for them for you E
Principalpoop: rim job for fong
DJTween: lol Dex
cs: i fiona apple has been released from jail in texas
Dexter Fong: Ahhh, thankyahvurymuch
Principalpoop: opps, did I get it wrong again?
Dexter Fong: Not at all Poop
DJTween: Yeah, apparent several people including Willie have been arrested there
Dexter Fong: Cat: What's that about Fiona Apple?
DJTween: It's on I-10 right near the border
cs: i wouldnt know who she is except for her interview on maron's show
Dexter Fong: Tween: What d'yah mean there, you mean "here"
DJTween: Her tour bus got searched and she got busted for hash
cs: a singer, apparently. thankfully she didnt sing with maron
DJTween: Long way from me, Dex
Dexter Fong: She's a very interesting and good singer
Dexter Fong: It's still texas Tween
DJTween: Austin is quite different from the rest of Texas
Principalpoop: corned beef is illegal in texas? from brazil or argentina?
DJTween: BTW - or F-1 race track opens in November
DJTween: *our
Dexter Fong: Oh I know that...but still untill y'all secede ...well
DJTween: The only one in the Americas, as far as I know
Principalpoop: the sound of them is something, i liked that james garner movie
DJTween: Austin secede from Texas? That would be a bit difficult, since we're the seat of government lol
Dexter Fong: Take it with you
cs: lbj's town
Elayne: I think I'll be seceding from this chat tonight. Sorry guys, just bone-tired. Dex, I'm halfway through Book 7. :)
DJTween: Move Austin to Canada?
Elayne: Night everyone!
DJTween: rest well E
cs: by el
Principalpoop: night E
Dexter Fong: Night E
cs: we can use more votes against harper
DJTween: Austin's generally a pretty liberal town
||||||||| H Stones tiptoes in around 10:31 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Fong: Hi STONES
Principalpoop: my royal highness
DJTween: Hail and well met, Stones
cs: hi stones
DJTween: live radio again tonight (see top of page)
DJTween: Indeed, Radio Now Live is playing
||||||||| H Stones leaves at 10:32 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Dexter Fong: Guess he was disappointed
DJTween: That was quick
Principalpoop: chat tease....
||||||||| "10:32 PM? 10:32 PM!!" says Catherwood, "H Stones should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as H Stones enters and sits at the bar.
Dexter Fong: He;'s back
DJTween: Catherwood, please fix the revolving door
||||||||| Catherwood gets the revolving door.
Principalpoop: my glorious royal highness
H Stones: yo peeps
Principalpoop: staying this time?
||||||||| H Stones says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, H Stones exits at 10:33 PM.
DJTween: lo dere
DJTween: Catherwood, I asked you to fix the revolving door
||||||||| Catherwood gives the revolving door.
||||||||| H Stones enters at 10:34 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger.
Principalpoop: sit, stay
Principalpoop: good stones
cs: ghost of goat?
DJTween: stuck in a revolving chat door?
DJTween: lol P
H Stones: sadly i am still having computer probs
cs: like billl murray on groundhog day
Principalpoop: poor stones
H Stones: thank goodness i am not involved in an election campaign
cs: hey stones, i'm reading a book called Who Turned Out the Lights and chapter 11 begins with your old pal graham nash
DJTween votes Stones for PM
H Stones: my desktop is frozen and the laptop
Principalpoop votes stones for king
cs: "our house is very very very fine house, with 2 cats in the yard"
DJTween: nasty business, Stones
H Stones: i have not heard from graham in quite some time to be honest
cs: Graham Nash's cats probably dont use much energy- most cats dont like long hot showers and they rarely leave the lights on.
DJTween: lol
H Stones: if i do become king things will only get better
||||||||| H Stones rushes off, saying "10:37 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Principalpoop: other than that, doing well english lord?
cs: The human being in the house might be another matter entirely. Nash apparently wrote the song when he wasliving with Joni Mitchell and both performers consider themselves environmentalists.
DJTween: serious technical issues
Dexter Fong: He's gone again...to become king
Principalpoop: the stones is dead, long live the king
cs: just qouting from a new book, stones, if yhou're still here
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:39 PM and H Stones waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Principalpoop: wb
Dexter Fong: wb again Stones
H Stones: electronically speaking this is the worst year i can remember
Dexter Fong: annus horribilus?
Dexter Fong: Sounds like a bad case of piles
Principalpoop: change your gerbil food
Dexter Fong: Doesn't matter, they still taste like chicken
Principalpoop: but they run faster to power the computer
Dexter Fong: I think they use stoats in England
H Stones: thats what i call our PM Mr C A moron
cs: stoat doesnt sound like a real animal
Principalpoop: ben stoats is the PM?
cs: it seems to lack a consonant
Principalpoop: give the vowell a stretch
H Stones: he is just a posh boy twat with no brain
Dexter Fong: "ywat" being the past participle of "twit"
Dexter Fong: "Twat"
Principalpoop: so the past participle of cunning is cunt
Dexter Fong: If you so wish sire
H Stones: as the old joke has it, at least a cunt is useful
Dexter Fong: so is a hat
H Stones: this cannot be said of our bunch of torturers and neredowells
Merlyn: hey, see you next week folx
Principalpoop: thanks night M
||||||||| "10:47 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Merlyn, who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the garden.
Dexter Fong: Night MERLYN
H Stones: in a coupl of weeks i should get my new Dell
Principalpoop: bravo
H Stones: see you Merkl
H Stones: sorry this keyboard is less useful than mr moron
DJTween: lol
DJTween: I'll bet you wish Merkl would leave ;)
DJTween: kewl about the Dell, Stones
H Stones: arthritis does not work well with keyboards
DJTween: :/
H Stones: i hope its better than it sounds
H Stones: its called a
Principalpoop: i have a voice activated typewriter, ouch shit fuck oops
H Stones: vostro
Principalpoop: made in poland?
H Stones: your thinking of the vladivostock sir poop
Principalpoop: i think not
cs: pop some speed instead of take some speed
H Stones: speed is a bad drug it killed my closes friend
cs: one of the few speed jokes i can remember from firesign
Principalpoop: he is no fun, he fell right over
cs: the first being Methedrine in the TV Set, later called Angerdream in Dwarf
Principalpoop: are you listening to this stones?
H Stones: i would rather hit this jew over the head with a bag of sugar
Principalpoop: the mine weasle knows his own hole first
H Stones: i have no audio
Principalpoop: ahhh
cs: he was originally Ralph Williams, proc never bothered to change his name until the album came out, changed to Ralph Spoilsport
cs: like the Oz Firesign Theatre lossed the Oz connection
H Stones: hopefully windows 7 and 8 pro will allow me to run my musicians strength sound card via an xp partition
Principalpoop: wow
cs: dismal instead of dumbass
Dexter Fong: yes
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
H Stones: i seem to have aquired a new girlfriend as if life were not complex enoujgh
Principalpoop: sweet, how much per hour?
Dexter Fong: lol
H Stones: free, just a dollar
Principalpoop: if she is watching, just joking, come on now...
Principalpoop: wink wink, nod nod
H Stones: say no more
Principalpoop: that is nice news, good for you stones
Principalpoop: does she like photo graphs?
H Stones: shehas already been helping me with my water pollution campaign
Principalpoop: sports? does she like sports? hehe
cs: i just turned on snl election special. it's surprisingly funny
Principalpoop: that was cool, thanks tween
Dexter Fong: Tweeny Speaks!!!!!!!
Principalpoop: my headphones hot, took them off, if you are talking...
DJTween: Thanks for listening, all
Principalpoop: rats
cs: was that the tween voice?
Principalpoop: i heard him earlier
Dexter Fong: Thanks for speaking and airing Tween
Principalpoop: yes, i suppose i was
DJTween: yw
DJTween: Twas moi
Dexter Fong: yow?
Principalpoop: gfy covers most situations
DJTween: Hope to be using the mic more in the future. This was my first attempt with a live mic
Dexter Fong: goofy?
DJTween: lol
Principalpoop: good for you and another angle
Dexter Fong: and another angel bites the dust
DJTween: off to the kitchen
Principalpoop: get married stones, don't wait
Dexter Fong: Off to the car, next week folks
Principalpoop: so honey will know she must move on hehe
Principalpoop: hail rita, have a super week
cs: by dex
||||||||| At 11:09 PM, Dexter Fong vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
cs: better go eat. see you next week
Principalpoop: and the dog should go out, off we go, best for all ciaooo
||||||||| 11:11 PM -- Principalpoop left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| cs runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's cs?! It's 11:11 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
DJTween: Well, I guess that's the bus, Stones
DJTween: Sure hope your computer issues clear up
DJTween: later, Great Britain
||||||||| DJTween rushes off, saying "11:12 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
H Stones: ok i will also disappear for now, catch me on skype if its working have a good week all
H Stones: TTFN
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| H Stones - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
H Stones
Son of Firesign
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

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And, "The Home Team"