A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 08, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| "6:17 PM? 6:17 PM!!" says Catherwood, "The Tween Fan Club should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as The Tween Fan Club enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
The Tween Fan Club: Tween --- Tween --Tween --- Tween Tween --- Tween ---Tween --- Tween
||||||||| At 6:18 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, The Tween Fan Club!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Dexter Fong enters at 8:15 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Dexter Fong having arrived rather early, proceeds to stick it *way* out
Dexter Fong then leaves to take care of a little bidness but will be checking in with regularity
||||||||| "8:29 PM? 8:29 PM!!" says Catherwood, "DJTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as DJTweeny enters and sits on the divan.
||||||||| New notice: 'There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 8pm CST this evening. Listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 8:58 PM, dragging Thweeny by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Dexter Fong: Hi Thween
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 08, 2012 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Dexter Fong: It's 9 PM
Dexter Fong: Right Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Dexter Fong and says "oh, fuck off Dexter Fong!"
DJTweeny: Well, it's 10am somewhere...
Dexter Fong: Glad to start things off right
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:00 PM, dragging cs by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
DJTweeny: Hi cease, Dex
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat
||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - Rick Wakeman - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
cs: hey dex. got power again?
DJTweeny: Yeah, snow on top of Sandy. Talk about adding insult to injury
Dexter Fong: Yep, power and everything including Obama =))
DJTweeny: Some power lines have gone down again, or so I read
cs: good work, yanks
Dexter Fong: Probably, wet snow usually does that
Dexter Fong: thanks canuck =))
cs: i hear el has power again too
Dexter Fong: Yeah, she should
cs: now we gotta get rid of our right wing nightmare of a prime minister
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:03 PM, dragging Merlyn by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Merlyn: I heard Canada doesn't have a prime minister, they have a Moose King
Dexter Fong: It's just Long Island where they still have most power lines above ground and the areas along the coast where power is stil out
cs: its rememberance day in a couple of days here and he celebrates by cutting medical benefits for vets
cs: evil motherfucker
cs: not you, merl
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
Merlyn: can you call an election early?
cs: unfortunately not
DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn
cs: harper has a majority. we have a deluded populace
Dexter Fong: Not without disturbing Karl Rove
Merlyn: that's the only advantage of a PM
cs: hey merl did proctor send you the picture he took on the flight to florida?
Merlyn: not that I recall unless it was real recent
cs: remember when i saw bergman's dog nurgie on my way to breakfast at that hotel in kirkland?
Merlyn: vaguely
Merlyn: but that's how I remember everything
cs: you're too young for alzheimers, merl. leave it your elders
Dexter Fong: i was gonna say that but I forgot to
Dexter Fong: uhhhh......what were we talking about?
Dexter Fong: Hiyah fire tween
Dexter Fong: Here, tweeny, take these lockjaws
cs: merl i just sent you the jpg. i cant seem to cut and paste it here for some reason
cs: were you reading a review of dwarf or was that you, tween?
Dexter Fong: With Rick wakeman, back at his organ again
Dexter Fong: sounded suspiciously acedemic to me cat
DJTweeny: I does love Mr. Rick
DJTweeny: That was me reading a review from allmusic.com, cease
DJTweeny: I've got some more from Wiki when we take a break between sides
cs: this evolved out of a piece called The TV Set from their magic mushroom play from 67
cs: i hope the firesign release that eventually
Dexter Fong: Gotta admire Austin's ferociously rolled "r's"
||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
Merlyn: got the pic Cat; no, I hadn't seen it before. Bergman doppelganger.
Thweeny: review from allmusic.com - http://www.allmusic.com/album/dont-crush-that-dwarf-hand-me-the-pliers-mw0000198629
cs: really, eh
cs: scary
cs: can you post it here?
DJTweeny: I need to pick up a couple of FST books so I can get the inside scoop on their works
DJTweeny: I've got Ossman's Dr. Firesign
Dexter Fong: Tween: Try BearManorMedia.com Fred Weibel's book, , "The Recorded History of The Firesign Theatre
cs: theyre all good
cs: one piece of bad news from your election, monsanto won in california
Dexter Fong: Monsanto, the Chemical Company?
Dexter Fong: I don't think a corporation can run for office....yet
cs: yes, probablymost evil company on the planetg
cs: yo udont know about the referendum in california to label gmo food?
Dexter Fong: It's Bottles!!!!
Dexter Fong: No I don't Cat
Dexter Fong: afkfr brb syiam
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'Principalpoop', just granted probation at 9:26 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Principalpoop: even ing
DJTweeny: Hey P
cs: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jun/13/california-gm-referendum-change-america-food
cs: hi poop
Principalpoop: hello ca nah dah
Principalpoop: howdy tex
Dexter Fong: Hey Poop
cs: you dont have to move here. romney lost.
cs: you said you were in roanoke, poop?
DJTweeny: Backwards Into Future: The Recorded History of the Firesign Theatre - http://firesigntheatre.com/chat/public/The_Waiting_Room.html
Principalpoop: yes, but it was much closer than I wanted, and lots of red states
Principalpoop: yes I am in roanoke
Principalpoop: or near it
DJTweeny: My understanding cease, was that the put up a bunch of negative ads saying that GMO labeling would raise food prices
cs: plus all those evil folks in congress. but still better than here
cs: indeed, tween
Principalpoop: everyone hates congress, except their own congressman...
Dexter Fong: A congress of hatahs
Principalpoop: yes, the cost of labeling is a big cost of food....
DJTweeny: Except Ron Paul, in my case
Dexter Fong: DeDoRon Paul
DJTweeny: No skipping or dropouts or anything tonight, folks?
Principalpoop: fong is back
cs: i know there was a lot of gerrymandering by repub state legs that seems to work in their favour
DJTweeny: You mean 'redistricting'?
Principalpoop: yes gerrymandering works
DJTweeny: Yeah, lots of games played with that
Dexter Fong: Not all that much Cat, In the red states yes, but they were gonna be that way anyway
cs: still counting in florida on the news?
Dexter Fong: Republicans almost extinct in NY State
cs: that was rachel maddow and others excuse, anyway
cs: did you see her take on the election? gorgeous
Principalpoop: the rubes are still rubes, in the south and mid west
Dexter Fong: I enjoyed karl Rove imploding
Principalpoop: but in caynooga county we still have 15 percent outstanding and they will all vote republican lol
Principalpoop: are those real facts or just facts you use to make you feel better?
Dexter Fong: Who you asking Poop?
Principalpoop: that was part of the rove denial
Dexter Fong: lol
Dexter Fong: He's in heavy denial
Principalpoop: the fox news girl asked him if those were real facts or facts to feel better lol
Principalpoop: even fox found a limit lol
DJTweeny: Yeah, nice to se an a-hole like Rove humbled
DJTweeny: *see
Principalpoop: they are correct to blame the voters for voting how they voted loool
DJTweeny: Anybody heard from Mudhead lately? I see occasional posts on Facebook, but that's about it
Dexter Fong: Nope
cs: not even a facebook friend. dont know his name
Dexter Fong: If people don't show up here, I don't know nothin'
cs: you mean the original mudhead, richard arnold?
Principalpoop: it is mudhead
Thweeny: Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_Crush_That_Dwarf,_Hand_Me_the_Pliers
DJTweeny: I meant Mark
cs: no
Principalpoop: i always thought a dwarf was the remains of a marijuana cigarette...
Dexter Fong: That's a splifette
Principalpoop: it has lots of names
cs: in washington state, there'll be a roach rennaissance, i predict.
cs: put our local growers out of business.
Thweeny: Dwarf at Firesign Media - http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=dctd-tl
Principalpoop: there is enough demand, keep growing lol
Thweeny: Roach infestations in WA and CO?
Dexter Fong: WACO?
cs: speaking of washington, both dc and seatle, i met a guy when i was in dc in 05 who wanted to get the firesign in the library of congress
Principalpoop: with the invention of bongs, roach control became easy
cs: i must have mentioned that on chat
cs: i put him in touch with ossman and he was eventulaly successful with this album
Principalpoop: he got them in
cs: lol poop
Dexter Fong: I know you have a fire friend in DC Cat
cs: we worked for a seattle law firm, forget his name
cs: yeah richard arnold, the original mudhead, among others
cs: he also developed my daughter's website, www.moniqueishikawa.com
Principalpoop: kaine beat macaca allen for senator here in virgina, that pleased me
cs: others too, dont know real names
cs: i saw roanoke on a map of virginia, poop
cs: now i know where it is
Dexter Fong: Poop: Isn't that Allen the son of George Allen onetime coach of the Redskins?
Principalpoop: where it is at hehe
Principalpoop: yes he is, but a jerk
cs: glad to see obama carry the state again
Dexter Fong: Well the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree
Principalpoop: the bigots and falwell lynchburg folks are depressed...
Dexter Fong: Snails!!
Dexter Fong: Adventure!!
Dexter Fong: Wonderful Worlds!!!
DJTweeny: Yeah, a low voter turnout by fundamentalist christians supposed hurt Romney badly
Principalpoop: mormonism is a cult, dontcha know lol
Dexter Fong: Hmmmm....Should hold elections on Sunday Mornings
DJTweeny: Their high mucky-mucks telling them that Mormonism is a 'cult' during the primaries, and then trying to get them to vote for him in the general election
Principalpoop: senile billy graham changing his website at the lost moment did not help
cs: even all that voter suppression didnt work. amazing
Principalpoop: last
cs: thats why rove, romeny et all so are surpised. they thought they had it in the bag
cs: ever read theodore whites the making of the president, 60 and 64?
DJTweeny: Also the Republicans very publicly disenfranchised the Libertarian elements of the party. Treated Ron Paul very shabbily
Principalpoop: the last hurrah?
cs: tuesday kinded reminded me of white's stories
cs: true, tween
Principalpoop: yes tween, and latinos and women
DJTweeny: I could see the Republican Party breaking apart after this
DJTweeny: Also true P
Dexter Fong: AFK FW brb
DJTweeny: Romney's support of Akin was an amazing blunder
cs: you think tea party seriously wounded?
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'Still_Life_with_Anchovies', just granted probation at 9:49 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: "Willy Mayfly holds up on seconds..."
DJTweeny: I think they'll still be a force
DJTweeny: Hi NA
cs: hi no
Principalpoop: the koch brothers still have the house of reprensatives to block legislation...
DJTweeny: The Tea Party may form a new party, who knows
Still_Life_with_Anchovies (is glad the general erection is over)
DJTweeny: Not as wide a margin, P, but still have control, yes
DJTweeny: Yes thankfully, NA
Principalpoop: they will adapt tween, as the democrats did after Johnson
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: or subsided, as the case may be?
DJTweeny: It will be an interesting 4 years, that's for sure
Principalpoop: blue dog democrats are vanishing
Principalpoop: hello no anchoves, no cold turkey, we will wind down talking politics slowly
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: interesting? SHIT, when has anything ever changed?
||||||||| Outside, the 9:52 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving jahgust coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Principalpoop: ask the gays
Principalpoop: ahh jahgust
jahgust: hey comrades...just wanted to say halooo! been a while!
Dexter Fong: Hi jah
cs: hey rhode island
Still_Life_with_Anchovies asks
jahgust: I knew it were them gayess fault!
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: "Mister Policeman, What makes Amerika Gay...?"
jahgust: sandy i mean
Principalpoop: gays can marry and serve in the military, wait, who wants to do that?
jahgust: RI says hello back!!
Principalpoop: did rhode island make marijuana medicinal?
jahgust: They are trying!
Dexter Fong: You haven't tried REhode Island red
DJTweeny: No P, God did
cs: i'm waiting for our seattle chatter bunnyboy but he's probably too stoned to join us
Principalpoop: ok, i had heard that somewhere
cs: lol tween
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: trying our patience, indeed!
jahgust: Rhode Apple Red
Principalpoop: I have an ancestor who was somehow involved in creating the rhode island red
jahgust: I forgot my patients they all went home sick!
DJTweeny: wait'll they try our doctors!
Principalpoop: family stories, have not found him on the web
Principalpoop: hit this jew over the head with a bag of sugar
cs: but its really great shit, mrs press key
Principalpoop: we have a gun shop advertized in the yellow pages as across the street from the high school...
Principalpoop: close the curtain fred
Dexter Fong: lol poop
Dexter Fong: Failed your mid-terms, buy one of our semi automatic pistols
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: He has a nickel
Dexter Fong: Rollie Maidens
cs: wait for him
Principalpoop: they allow guns on school property during hunting season, so kids can go straight to the forest...
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: who did Catherwood vote for?
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside Still_Life_with_Anchovies and says "Did you want something?"
Principalpoop: were they authenic authenics?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, are you a teabagger?
||||||||| Catherwood snubs Dexter Fong
Principalpoop: ahh thenics is a mystery
cs: for himself
Thweeny: Review from laughdomerecords.com - http://www.laughdomerecords.com/products/firesign-theatre-roller-maidens-from-outer-space-new-cd
cs: i dont think catherwood buys his tea in bags
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to cs and says "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: Catherwood, snub me also.
||||||||| Catherwood snubs Still_Life_with_Anchovies also.
Principalpoop: sounds like kris kristopherson
cs: it does poop
cs: i think tween or someone said austin parodied a bunch of country singers. i dont know the genre
DJTweeny: Yes P, I mentioned it when Austin was in here and he said I was the first one to catch that
DJTweeny: Being from Texas helped ;)
DJTweeny: Excellent parody
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: what? you think Austin sounds like Kris?
Principalpoop: some would take it seriously, be careful
cs: i was having lunch with a firend one day in one of the poorer parts of town and we heard a song on the radio that was the same song as on this album, dont know the singer but it was the orignal. ausitin just changed the words
Principalpoop: in this song, sure
DJTweeny: Austin admitted that this was a Kris parody
Dexter Fong: Anch: He *does* have that certain lack of tonal centricity
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: come on, i mean Jesus, really?
Principalpoop: john prine with a cold hehe
Dexter Fong: Well Anch, Jesus was a tenor but still....
jahgust: I creaated an epic listening experience using the 3 big solo lps, Maidens, TV or Not TV and Time Flies in that order, all connected like! Talk about yer mind fuck! Pardon my poodle. It's a great in flight listening experience!
Thweeny: Kris has done religious tunes, for sure
Still_Life_with_Anchovies (thought he was a castrati?)
Thweeny: Sounds like a great line-up, jaghust
Principalpoop: wow jahgust, send a copy to tween
cs: they got a lot of mileage out of nick danger
Dexter Fong: Anch: Only after he formed the Mormon Church
Thweeny: Yes, please do
Thweeny: lol Dex
cs: sounds great, jah
Thweeny: Yeah, they did, cease. Appeared all over the place
jahgust: Try it. It's like the great lost Firesign epic!
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: yeah, we dodged a bullet there.
cs: i was watching the case of the missing yolks recently
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: egg siting?
cs: a danger tale not on their cd set
Dexter Fong: Norwegian Tits
Principalpoop: the milton berle story?
cs: the film they made for the monkey
cs: i have a mix called Woodwegian Nor I should post someday
jahgust: Yolks was prescient to the housing crisis. Loan to those who can't pay back. Imprison them in their own home!
Thweeny: Roller Maidens at Firesign Media - http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=rm-rv
cs: B Mitchell Ried, great la df of the 60s, mixed up the lyrics of the beatles tune
DJTweeny: The Firesign Media reviews are really comprehensive
cs: good point, jah
cs: DJ
||||||||| H Stones enters at 10:10 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
cs: you know reid, dex? i know he was in NYC for a while in the early 60s
Dexter Fong: Hey stones
DJTweeny: Hi Stones
Principalpoop: your highness
cs: major voice of la radio
cs: hi stones
Dexter Fong: Cat: Reid?
cs: speaking of radio vets
||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - Roller Maidens From Outer Space - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
H Stones: yo tweenster
cs: yes bmr, better music radio. you would have been an adult then.
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: Regular Or Ethyl...?
Principalpoop: who sang hotrod lincoln?
DJTweeny: So this could be Commander Cody?
jahgust: Yeh Tween! Not sure how big the file is so let me get back to yuz! It ain't Tiny!!
Dexter Fong: Not familiar with it
cs: he was my mentor when i was in radio school in la in 68
DJTweeny: Just what I was thinking, P
Principalpoop: stones has no keyboard, makes it difficult to chat hehe
DJTweeny: Cody & Lost Planet Airmen covered Lincoln
Principalpoop: bend over and roll up your arm
cs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B._Mitchel_Reed
Dexter Fong: My thought is that Austin isn't so much parodien/copying any one in specific but copying certain styles...i.e. rockablilly, etc
DJTweeny: That would make things a bit difficult, P
DJTweeny: Could be, Dex
cs: we talked about this as soon as i heard the song, dex. no. it was the same fuckng song
jahgust: Oh right!! DER!! Getting tyid!
DJTweeny: Now if we could just get the guys to come in here and set us straight ;)
Dexter Fong: Cat: There are many such songs with the same rhythym, same changes, and pretty much the same melody line in C&W music
Principalpoop: oh, becoming pendantic much fong?
Dexter Fong: All you can eat baby
cs: i wouldnt know dex
Principalpoop: kristopher sounds like arlo guthrie
Principalpoop: arlo sounded like so and so and so and so sounds like such and such
Dexter Fong: Well Cat, I can't say that, but you might +))
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: Arlo lost his wife recently, btw (if anyone cares)
H Stones: iaint sayying nothing
Principalpoop: that is not fun
cs: yes hes a facebook friend. i'm sorry to hear that
Principalpoop: why not stones? ashamed?
cs: hi stones
H Stones: i dont like recognised in a place like this
Principalpoop: like groucho, don't want to be in any chat that accepts people like you?
H Stones: precisely
DJTweeny: lol
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: (a trip to the moon on gossamer wings...)
H Stones: weare all in the gutter but some of us are looking down a drain
Principalpoop: pretend you are someone else then, be fong, and fong can be me and I will be stones
cs: would be a long trip
Thweeny: Roller Maidens at Wiki - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roller_Maidens_from_Outer_Space
Principalpoop: i've been down so long, this looked like up to me
H Stones: i dont think that will help my reputation
DJTweeny: hehe Stones
Principalpoop: cheerio ole yanks, still smarting after the war of 1812?
DJTweeny: lol P
H Stones: and here was me thinking the war was osver
Principalpoop: we did not turn mormon, europe can relax for 4 more years, keep preparing for a religous crusade through...
Still_Life_with_Anchovies (pulls his head back out of his ass)
||||||||| H Stones is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:22 PM.
Principalpoop: oh, that was the popping sound
||||||||| Outside, the 10:23 PM downtown bus from England pulls away, leaving H Stones coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Dexter Fong: The band will do the news
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: ^_^
Principalpoop: wb king
DJTweeny: Obama promises only to invade countries he doesn't like
Dexter Fong: And Texas is first
DJTweeny: LOL
H Stones: thats probably still a sizeable list
DJTweeny: Probably
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: we can only hope.
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: Austin should secede.
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: if it hasn't already
Principalpoop: now this sounds like elvis, or jimmy lee lewis
DJTweeny: when the Texas Legislature tried to stop the TSA from groping people, he did threaten to make TX a 'no-fly' zone for commercial aircraft
Dexter Fong: Elvis plus rockabilly
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: Austin, Texas... not Austin, Phil.
DJTweeny: Austin is an island, for sure
DJTweeny: Yeah early Elvis, for sure
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: no Phil is an island.
Principalpoop: what do you call that kind of piano sound? there was a tv show with that
DJTweeny: but perhaps he lives on one?
DJTweeny: honkey tonk
Dexter Fong: Poop: It's basic rockabilly
Dexter Fong: yes honky tonky too
cs: how long were you without power, dex?
Dexter Fong: same thing
jahgust: Gotta head to the wild sunset but Tween I will send you the file once I find it! Pull the mucklucks out of the fire everyone! Keep em flying!
Principalpoop: can we say honkey tonk?
Dexter Fong: about 4 days
||||||||| jahgust leaves to catch the 10:27 PM train to Hellmouth.
DJTweeny: Be good, jahgust
cs: by joe
Principalpoop: best of luck jahgust
Principalpoop: ouch fong
Dexter Fong: Night jah
cs: elayne was out for quite a while
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: hey, are any of our NYC area members still waiting for the electrician? are they okay?
Principalpoop: isn't electricity wonderful? lool
cs: that would be dex and elayne.
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: ha! we wrote that at the same time.
cs: or someone like him
Dexter Fong: poop: It wasn't so bad..we had candles, gas stove (cooktop), battery operated radio and lights
Still_Life_with_Anchovies (reckon one can be in two places at once...?)
Principalpoop: ahh you must be a boy scout, were you ever molested?
cs: you were prepared
Dexter Fong: We went uptown everyday to recharge phones, kindles, laptops etc and have dinner out with friends
Principalpoop: adventure
H Stones: if you want to be molested here, you get a job at the bbc
Dexter Fong: and snails
DJTweeny: You brought your own condoms when going on 'camping trips'?
DJTweeny: Yeah, heard about that BBC business Stones
DJTweeny: Who would have think it
||||||||| H Stones leaves at 10:30 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Principalpoop: i did not see that yet, will I be amused?
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:31 PM and H Stones bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
DJTweeny: The BBC sex scandal?
Principalpoop: glad you came through unscathed fongster, we were worried about you
Principalpoop: yes tween
Dexter Fong: Thanks poop
H Stones: there is more going to be revealed about that i fear
DJTweeny: Ditto P, and hoping E is OK
cs: yes i thought you were powerless last week, dex
Dexter Fong: I was cat
cs: i forget your apt. do you have a fireplace? el talked about being so cold in thier place
Principalpoop: now this sounds like the guy that sang the battle of new orleans
Dexter Fong: Have fireplace but didn't need it
cs: we've been out of power for a few days in the winter but we have a fireplace
Dexter Fong: Not all that cold
Dexter Fong: Quilts and two cats
cs: we've been stockpiling wood ever since
Principalpoop: too much fiddle though, more rockabillyish
H Stones: i thought when it was cold in NYC they hijacked a passing train and set fire to it
Merlyn: hey, cya next week people
cs: it was warm enough to go outside the past couple of days but in general its winter now
Principalpoop: thanks M
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn, thanks for the space
cs: merl, did you ever post that pic to the chat?
Merlyn: which picture?
Principalpoop: the one with you in the pumps and superwoman costume
DJTweeny: "Not with that eyelash hanging down over your nose." Dali reference?
Merlyn: the ethyl pumps
cs: of the bergman look alike
Principalpoop: hwhwhw
DJTweeny: Take care, Merlyn, and thanks
cs: i just sent you
Merlyn: no, I didn't post it chat
Merlyn: at*
Merlyn: chat
H Stones: Honey is lurking around there someplace
cs: can you?
H Stones: or maybe herer
cs: honey?
Principalpoop: neither here nor there
cs: i see her state was quite blue
Merlyn: I'd like to ask proctor first
Dexter Fong: Don't vote blue
cs: oh ok
||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 10:37 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: stop waving that dildo, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Still_Life_with_Anchovies and says "Did you want me?"
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: ...er, no thanks.
Principalpoop: you go girl catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Principalpoop
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, hand Anch the dildo
||||||||| Catherwood gives anch the dildo.
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: Catherwood, give the dildo a hand.
||||||||| Catherwood hands the dildo a hand.
Dexter Fong: No need to thank me Anch
H Stones: the thrilling end
Principalpoop: not a double sided dildo, or is that double headed
Dexter Fong: two heads are better
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: indeed Dex, you are an old hand at this.
Principalpoop: hail onan
Dexter Fong: An old hand at self amusement?
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: hey, that's what Romney said?
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: or was it Orel?
Dexter Fong: I've loved this album since I first heard it
Principalpoop: Mitt is another name for a big glove
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: yep. i like "Roller Maidens" also.
DJTweeny: A favorite of mine also, Dex
Dexter Fong: Dick "The Psycho" Exxon
||||||||| New notice: 'Listen to The Radio Free Roadkill Show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net'
Principalpoop: now that sounds like dragnet
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: Catherwood, would you dish out the nuts?
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Still_Life_with_Anchovies and mumbles "oh, fuck off Still_Life_with_Anchovies!"
cs: i remember listening to this album under acid when i had the measles
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: sure it wasn't the other way around?
Principalpoop: i like cashews best, but they are horribly expensive
Dexter Fong: Night Tween
||||||||| New notice: 'Lily Bergman College Fund - http://firesigntheatre.com/lilyfund/'
Principalpoop: thanks tween, until last time again
Dexter Fong: Nazi Goring
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: (hmmm, isn't that fund built yet...?)
cs: i think lily could replace her dad in some aspects
Principalpoop: now that sounds like engleburt humperdink
cs: the song is better than the food
Dexter Fong: Not until both sides of the big ditch can dig the first spade at the same time
cs: dig that spade
Principalpoop: englledink humpleburt
Dexter Fong: Dig that chicano
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: groovy.
Dexter Fong: Far out
Principalpoop: the SNL sax in this one
DJTweeny: >>cs: i think lily could replace her dad in some aspects < that would be very cool :)
Dexter Fong: Thhhis silence is killing me
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: is she balding already?
DJTweeny: Have a great week all
Principalpoop: yes I went deef
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| At 10:49 PM, DJTweeny vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
cs: i mean that literally dex. i know doc tech was in touch with her for devloping material for rfo
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: nite Twee.
Dexter Fong: until we resend again tween
cs: by tween
Dexter Fong: afk fw
Principalpoop: should that be fww?
cs: how are things in va, poop? no more storms?
cs: election ad storm is over?
Principalpoop: cool days, cold night, standard autumn here for a few days
Principalpoop: the robocalls saturated my answering machine, lots of mailers
Principalpoop: ads on every channel
Principalpoop: strange having biden and romney leaving messages lol, never got an obama or ryan
cs: we got some from washington. local contests. very annoying
Principalpoop: i stopped answering the phone
Principalpoop: use the mute button for the tv
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: okay fellow Bozos, La-Z-Boy beckons.
Dexter Fong: I wondered why you didn't answer me Poop
cs: i was telling my wife about george romney. my dad was a car guy so a fan, evn though they were in different companies
Principalpoop: ciao anchovies
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: cya's next time.
Dexter Fong: Night Anch
Still_Life_with_Anchovies: nite.
||||||||| Still_Life_with_Anchovies leaves at 10:54 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
cs: i liked romney's support for mlk. it was unpopular then but would get him shot by current repuiblicans
cs: by no
Principalpoop: was that you with the heavy breathing fong? i did not delete that one...
Dexter Fong: bi-no?
cs: my wife cant even imagine an era of pro civil rights republicans
Dexter Fong: Poop: That *was* me, you still remember
Principalpoop: if republicans want to be a national brand, they must embrace gays and obamacare and immigrants
cs: in which alternate universe will that happen in, poop?
Principalpoop: they can win local elections, akin got a lot of votes and said womens bodies can stop pregnancy from rape
Principalpoop: we need to let the morons vote, so they don't use guns
Dexter Fong: Okay then dear friends, I'm away for a long weekend and have to start readying things, see you all next week
Principalpoop: the right is desparate, as they should be, they are on the wrong side of history
Principalpoop: have fong fun
||||||||| Dexter Fong rushes off, saying "10:59 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cs: off we flee
Principalpoop: to the bus, have a super week
||||||||| Principalpoop hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Principalpoop?! It's 11:00 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| H Stones - dead from the yaws
||||||||| cs - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Thweeny - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
H Stones
The Tween Fan Club
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And, "The Home Team"