A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 15, 2012 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Dexter Fong', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:55 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Dexter Fong sticks it out early so as to get started
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DJTween falls out at 8:56 PM.
||||||||| New notice: 'There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 8pm CST this evening. Listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:57 PM and late as usual, it's Thweeny, just back from Billville."
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, November 15, 2012 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
DJTween: Hi Dex
||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - Return To Forver - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - Return To Forever - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
||||||||| Principalpoop waltzes in at 9:05 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter Fong: Hey Tweeny
||||||||| "9:05 PM? 9:05 PM!!" says Catherwood, "cs should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as cs enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Principalpoop: even ing
Dexter Fong: Hey Poop
Principalpoop: christo sangria?
cs: hi all
Dexter Fong: Hiyah Cat
DJTween: Hi cease, P
||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - The Tale Of The Giant Rat Of Sumatra - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
Principalpoop: throw a towel over it fong
Dexter Fong: Poop" I threw a beach blanket over it
Principalpoop: Bingo!
Dexter Fong: Memories of Sandy
Principalpoop: funochello
Dexter Fong: Snookie!!
cs: i saw her on tv recently. ravaged with alzheimers, et al
Principalpoop: hokey pokey
Dexter Fong: Snookie??!!
Principalpoop: anette gone senile?
Principalpoop: how did they tell?
DJTween: lol
Dexter Fong: don't be cruel Poop
Principalpoop: and don't step on your blue suede shoes either?
DJTween: hehe
Dexter Fong: thankyuhvurymuch
Principalpoop: alzheimers is horrible, we must undermine it with humor
cs: my mother is quite happy with her alzheimers.
DJTween: :/
Dexter Fong: Different/various types of Alzheimers
Principalpoop: so are heroin addicts while on heroin
Dexter Fong: Is that your idea of humor?
Dexter Fong: =))
Principalpoop: the truth always hurts
cs: she's been angry all her life. happiness is quite novel
Dexter Fong: What a bleak world you must live in Poop
Principalpoop: same as nitchkee and sarte and those guys
Dexter Fong: Nitch Key lol I like that
Principalpoop: is nikorectite
Dexter Fong sings "I've got a brand new pair of skates, you've got a brand new Nitch Key
cs: Melanie
Principalpoop: a horney pipe
cs: I htink Bergman was involved with her at one point.
cs: Of course, the same could be said of MANY women
Dexter Fong: Oh! Melanie Divine
DJTween: Your Mom?
DJTween apologizes to cease
Dexter Fong: lol Tween
Dexter Fong: No wsonder she was angry
Principalpoop: you bastard for resorting to ad hominums
DJTween: lol
cs: Peter Bergman would have gagged if he'd ever met my mother
DJTween: she talked a lot, eh?
Principalpoop: when people called me an SOB, i replied, oh you know my mom...
cs: I dont remember the details of the Bergman/Melanie romance but I do recall it being discussed on one of the early radio shows
Dexter Fong: Poop: They don't call you an SOB anymore?
Principalpoop: she used to warn folks not to get in a pissing contest with a skunk, omg
cs: According to Bergman
Principalpoop: i don't get out much hehe
cs: daughter, he was never without a woman.
Principalpoop: like hogan?
Principalpoop: apparently he was ladys man
Dexter Fong: The Hulkster?
Principalpoop: bob something
Dexter Fong: Bob Hulkster
Principalpoop: hogans heroes
DJTween: Crane
Dexter Fong: egret
Principalpoop: oops yes
Dexter Fong: sey spoo
cs: Bergman's beer-os
Dexter Fong: Home made beer-os
Principalpoop: must have been a swordsman, not me
cs: when i last met bergman at a bar after the shows in langley, he was trying to hustle every woman in the bar. just wasn't long before his death
DJTween: kewl :)
DJTween: good for him
Dexter Fong: If erection continues more than 4 hours after deat, consult your mortician
cs: the minute he died, he was being washed with 4 women. his daughter said he couldnt have been happier with that
DJTween: lol
Principalpoop: saves money on the headstone, hat tip to colbert
cs: washed BT
cs: BY
cs: cant fucking tyhpe, as usual
Dexter Fong: Cat: Sounds like a Mormon wedding
Principalpoop: safety in numbers, hold him down while the 4th washed hehe
cs: lol dex
Principalpoop: see death can be funny, the fucker
Principalpoop: dog wants out, it is cold brb
Dexter Fong: Dress warmly Poop
cs: you heard proc's story about driving to pick up his ashes, havnet you?
cs: THAT's funny
Dexter Fong: Nope
cs: you know pete was briefly married.
cs: so when he died, his sister and her husband, a rabbi i think, flew to la for the funeral
Dexter Fong: Maybe a couple of times?
cs: the exwife picked them up at lax and they went in search of his body.
cs: firs they wre told it was in the funeral home, but it wasnt there. nor in the creamatorium.
cs: proctor said, how can you be in 2 places at once. pete's wife on the other hand, siad, He's still fucking with us! he's dead and he's still at it!
cs: apparently the sister/rabbi didnt share that sentiment
cs: proc tried to tell this tale on a podcast, but fuck was bleeped out
Dexter Fong: Thanks Cat =)
DJTween: Giant Rat at Wiki - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_the_Giant_Rat_of_Sumatra
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Anchovies_Aweigh', just granted probation at 9:30 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
cs: one of my faves, tween
cs: hi no
Dexter Fong: Hey Anch
Anchovies_Aweigh: hey... uh-oh... brb.
DJTween: The review at the FST site isn't particularly glowing either :/ - http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=gros-rv
||||||||| At 9:31 PM, Anchovies_Aweigh vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
DJTween: That was quick
||||||||| Giant_Anchovy_Of­_Sinatra sneaks in around 9:31 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
cs: proc told that story at the Bergman's Big Brouhaha in Washington in April
||||||||| Giant_Anchovy_Of­_Sinatra scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Giant_Anchovy_Of­_Sinatra?! It's 9:32 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Giant_Anchovy_Of­_Sinatra falls out at 9:32 PM.
cs: i hear it will be released for sale in the not distant future
Principalpoop: brb
Principalpoop: oops back hehe
||||||||| 9:32 PM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Giant_Anchovy_Of­_Sinatra: ????
||||||||| Giant_Anchovy_Of­_Sinatra leaves at 9:32 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
DJTween: Hi Merl
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
cs: and speaking of firesign experts, here's merl
Merlyn: !!!!
DJTween: NA having net problems
||||||||| Giant_Anchovy_Of­_Sinatra sneaks in around 9:33 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Fong: I think he's just having problems with his k-nick
Giant_Anchovy_Of­_Sinatra: this thing is glitchy tonite.
cs: a quick jeraboam of champagne?
||||||||| At 9:34 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Giant_Anchovy_Of­_Sinatra!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
DJTween: Need to put some chamomile on it
cs: that's a lot of champagne.
Dexter Fong: Glitchy, ginchy, it's all gnarly
Merlyn: stop putting weird characters in your login name
||||||||| Catherwood ushers GiantAnchovyOfSumatra into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:34 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: In fact, just stop with the wierd characters, period
DJTween: There would be little FST without them, Dex
Principalpoop: no weird characters? that applies to everyone here hehe
GiantAnchovyOfSumatra: that's just it Dex, i didn't do that.
Dexter Fong: I'm not wierd, I'm just disturbed
DJTween is Weirdly Cool
Principalpoop: i am not crazy. yes you are. shut up. no you shut up, quiet all of you
Dexter Fong is Coolely wierd
Principalpoop: mel cooley
Dexter Fong: Spade Cooly
GiantAnchovyOfSumatra can't help being a weird character... what's your excuse?
cs: Coolio Rising, great Duckman episode
Thweeny: Buffering any, folks??
Dexter Fong: Not here Tweeny
Principalpoop: buttering?
Dexter Fong: Hot Buffered Rolls
Thweeny: kewl Dex, thanks
Thweeny: The processor just spiked
Principalpoop: i would have complained
Dexter Fong: cuuwel Tween
Dexter Fong: your welcome
Principalpoop: turn off the pron for just a few minutes tween hehe
Thweeny: how did you know?
Dexter Fong: throw another pron on Barbie
Principalpoop: all the buttering
cs: news candy?
Thweeny: a dead giveaway
cs: anyh word on when the brouhaha will be released merl?
Dexter Fong: Contact your local mortician
cs: or someone like him
Principalpoop: wheatleys funeral home, wheatly packs them neatly
cs: 2/3 of the remaining firesigns are in florida now
GiantAnchovyOfSumatra: "Giant Rat's" not one of my faves, but it doesn't suck.
Dexter Fong: Really?
cs: i wonder if that's the florida trip judith was talking about over breakfast in kirkland
DJTween: for a special occasion, cease?
Dexter Fong: It's gotta be Ossman and Proctor, right Cat??
Merlyn: doing the BBC Murders play
cs: theyre performing the agatha christie bbc mysteries show
Principalpoop: helping to count ballots?
cs: yes. austin doesnt travel
DJTween: probably, P
cs: lol poop
cs: you have a url for that, merl?
DJTween: Ah, right Merl. Saw that announced on Facebook
Dexter Fong: cAT: fER SURE
GiantAnchovyOfSumatra: Assman & Proctologist?
Principalpoop: agatha? the gardner did it
Dexter Fong: OOPS
DJTween: Austin travels, he just doesn't fly, at least that's my understanding
cs: yes thats it, tween.
cs: i thought it was a phobia but apparently its just cuz he doesnt want to apart from Oona
Dexter Fong: Cat: Yes, and he takes the dogs with him so that makes travel even more difficult....unless you strap then to the top of the car
DJTween: lol Dex
cs: the opposite of lol, dex
Dexter Fong: like he does Oona
Principalpoop: or leashed to the back bumper ala the griswolds
cs: they have a van.
GiantAnchovyOfSumatra: or Mitt.
DJTween: How many dogs does he have now? 5?
Dexter Fong: Mitt who?
cs: merl willl know
DJTween: Mitt who, yes lol
Principalpoop: how dare the lower classes want access to food and health care? they must earn it...
DJTween: That will be his legacy, I suspect
Dexter Fong: Mitt 47%
cs: he is certainly being a sore loser
Principalpoop: earn it or die, or become bankrupt, then we will help
Dexter Fong: The sorer the better
DJTween: and don;t forget supporting Akin's and his rape theories
GiantAnchovyOfSumatra: well, whad'ya want for 18 Billion $ ?
DJTween: hehe
Principalpoop: mitt is given an entire planet for him and his family if he is a good mormon...
GiantAnchovyOfSumatra: anyone do the math on how much that is, per vote?
DJTween: Rove and the Koch Brothers mightily disappointed
Dexter Fong: Romney went a-Roving Ho! Lewd sing goddam!!
Principalpoop: i hope they conclude they lost because they did not go far enough to the right lol
cs: i hear great things about Occupy Sandy, on pbs now
Dexter Fong: lol Poop
cs: i'm glad the Occupy meme lives on
Dexter Fong: There are many on the right who believe that
Dexter Fong: Thank Grid
DJTween: Yeah, FEMA having to get fed by Occupy. Irony
Principalpoop: yes sir, we need more gop Akins and such out in the open lol
DJTween: You bet, P
cs: still no power in rockaway
Dexter Fong: Calling all right wing loonies! The GOP needs you now, more than ever
GiantAnchovyOfSumatra: don't get too excited... Obama's still just "status quo" but these days, that's the best we're gonna do.
Principalpoop: don't stop at abortion, make spilling the seed a crime again also hehehe
DJTween: Calling the right wing Loonies is an insult to Canadians
cs: true, dex. we need more of them in canada before our next election
Dexter Fong: Okay...Calling all right wing Canucks
cs: they have the govt now
Dexter Fong: Ooohh! Rare
Principalpoop: i see they brought criminal charges against actual individuals at BP for the spill...
Principalpoop: our hour?
DJTween: Medium Rari
Dexter Fong: Your hour is our hour
DJTween: actually, 1.4 hours
cs: there is a vast collection of firesign treasure in d.om.
Principalpoop: sari
GiantAnchovyOfSumatra: gotta go.
cs: hey merl, i saw on facebook someone posted pics of the magic muchroom scripts.
DJTween: I'd like to know how this got to vinyl
Dexter Fong: who's this?
||||||||| 9:53 PM -- GiantAnchovyOfSumatra left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
cs: have they been released alfready?
DJTween: I just said, Dex
DJTween: Is this part of the Mushroom series?
Principalpoop: gathering storm clouds all over europe
DJTween: It part of the Hour Hour shows
DJTween: called El Droog Symposium
DJTween: and from all the popping and scratching, I'd say ripped from vinyl
Principalpoop: quite a musical sting that
Dexter Fong: Originally broadcast 2/8/70
DJTween: yep
DJTween: I should add the date when I introduce the OZ stuff
DJTween: It's the latest posting at RFO
cs: no, teh presently released mushroom shows are exorcism and by the light of the silvery, on the pink hotel tape
Dexter Fong: It's on DOMM
DJTween: and thanks to everyone who's involved in posting all the great old bits to RFO
Principalpoop: i see there are new firesign releases at laugh.com
cs: ah clem played some mushrooms here, theyt;'re all on line, except Last Exit to Fresno and Profiles in BBQ Sauce
DJTween: OK, so Pink Hotel is from the Mushroom series. Didn't know that
cs: only those 2 plays tween
DJTween: Well, I hope to download all the bits posted at RFO eventually
DJTween: Ah, OK
DJTween: laugh.com has moved
Dexter Fong: th where?
Dexter Fong: to
DJTween: I've been going through the Firesign Media section on their web site for links to buy
Principalpoop: http://laughstore.stores.yahoo.net/firtheatsket.html
DJTween: It's on Yahoo now
DJTween: yeah
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTween: Good timing Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores DJTween
Dexter Fong: FUck off Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "Screw you!"
Dexter Fong: Screw you too, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Fong
DJTween: hehe
cs: i dont see anything new there
Dexter Fong ignores Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Fong
Merlyn: same old stuff guys
DJTween: lol
Dexter Fong: I ignore you more Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Dexter Fong
Dexter Fong: I can't hear you Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores Dexter Fong
Dexter Fong: Hah! Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Dexter Fong and mumbles "Something I can help with?"
Merlyn: Here's a funny bit from an australian comedy duo I never heard of before: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM
Dexter Fong: Help yourself Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood helps himself .
cs: very fun, merl
DJTween: "The body is 98% credit" - how prescient
cs: very fitting, with todays bp "settlement"
Merlyn: Proctor said they're hilarious, he already knew about them
Dexter Fong: Te Lord helps Catherwood when he helps himself
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Dexter Fong and says "Someone mention my name?"
cs: too bad elayne isnt here searching for silly sites
cs: did you ask proc about the photo of the bergman clone, merl?
cs: i'm suprised he didnt post it to facebook. maybe hes saving it for the next Planet Proctor
cs: did any of you see Huxley onHuxley?
cs: i didnt realize he lived in the hollywood hillls not far from firesigns
cs: documentary as much about his 2nd wife as aldous.
Principalpoop: dr huxley remarried?
cs: an almost firesonian scene where igor stravinsky comes over for dinner, then tells the chef he old eats baby food and whiskey
cs: almost a scene from Giant Rat
Principalpoop: no, nobody would believe that
cs: sounds like an earlier version of mutt and smutt
Dexter Fong: Yeah
Principalpoop: i want a free sloth rope
Dexter Fong: The laundry list school of comedy
cs: austins school lunch menus
Dexter Fong: Sorry Poop. no more sloth ropes but we got a special on taper leashes
Principalpoop: no L cocks either
Dexter Fong: Sounds like Mitt
cs: just archibald and wally
Dexter Fong: Yes Mistress
Thweeny: >> cs: an almost firesonian scene where igor stravinsky comes over for dinner, then tells the chef he old eats baby food and whiskey < I wonder what his favorite baby recipe was
Principalpoop: steady tween hehe
Principalpoop: fricase
Principalpoop: fricasee
Dexter Fong: Gimme another pablum on the rocks with a breast milk chaser barkeep
Principalpoop: a bowl of afterbirth with some saltines and tabasco please
Thweeny: yipes
Dexter Fong: Hey you guys, if you're thinking of a vacation trip, I can't recommend Hawaii enough. I'd barely stepped off the plane when I got lei'd. What a state!!
Thweeny: lol
Principalpoop: the waves are too big, scary
Dexter Fong: Give the lady here a placenta, up, dry with a twoist
Dexter Fong: twist
Principalpoop: let me try the human gamate and zygote micro taste test
cs: john carpener used to have a radio show that followed radio free oz on sunday nights as i recall
Principalpoop: in jail or exile
cs: i should ask earl jive. he was there
DJTween: John Carpenter?
cs: yes
Dexter Fong: Wow! I just got lei'd again
Principalpoop: not the author I suppose
cs: that was tghe reference just now
DJTween: Kewl
Dexter Fong: Earl!!
cs: is that a borscht belt joke, dex?
||||||||| doctecazoid sashays in at 10:27 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
cs: i dont know if its the same guy who did Dark Star or not
DJTween: Hey Doc
cs: wow, new doc enters
Principalpoop: make sure your needle is not too skinny or too thick doc
Dexter Fong: Hi Doc, you're just in time for old Jewish guys telling jokes
||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - El Droog Symposium - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
doctecazoid: lemme tellya, it took an act of congress to get me here after such a long abcess
DJTween: oops, forgot the titling
doctecazoid: the last few weeks have been too fucking intense
doctecazoid: i need a brake
DJTween: Sorry to hear :/
Principalpoop: pull up a chair and sit under it
DJTween: Well, join in the absurdity...
cs: congress of wonders?
Dexter Fong: Go to hawaii and get lei'd
doctecazoid: most thursdays i'm just too fukin trashed to function after 9pm
DJTween: What we're listening to is from the Hour Hour series
cs: they just mentioned john carpenter. i remember his radio show after rfo i i think 67
Dexter Fong: 2/8/70
DJTween: They got you coding your arse off, eh?
doctecazoid: we are all wondering about our congress, that's for sure
DJTween: The Congress Of Wonders
Principalpoop: americans are insane, they hate congress, except their own congressman...
DJTween: Ron Paul gave his farewell address yesterday. Really gave them what-for
doctecazoid: too ate seventy? sounds like a lot to digest.
cs: there were a few comedy groups in those days. none of them are memorable, except the credibility gap and they were never firesign quality
doctecazoid: not coding - testing - and documenting - and helping users
DJTween: You have to take it with a grain of salt, Dex
doctecazoid: he not only gave then what four, he gave them what five!
Dexter Fong: Tkake what Tween?
cs: or a grain of something
DJTween: doctecazoid: too ate seventy? sounds like a lot to digest.
Principalpoop: O I C U 8 1 2
DJTween: Or a spoonful of sugar, as it were
Dexter Fong: Tween: Then you should tell Doc, not me
cs: is yhour brother on line with you, doc?
DJTween: Sorry Dex
Dexter Fong: I ain't eating 70
doctecazoid: no, he's not privy to the chat
DJTween: I were confabused
doctecazoid: he kinda lives in his own private idaho - in ohio
cs: how is lily doing?
Dexter Fong: No acsess in the privy?
Principalpoop: no duck hats
doctecazoid: lili crashed on the couch after putting together yet another stellar meal
cs: yes from her it would be stellar
Principalpoop: Ben Stellar?
doctecazoid: my brother is in awe of her culinary skills - to the surprise of absolutely no one :D
cs: her salmon was better than i thought salmon could be
doctecazoid: yeah brother dave agrees
doctecazoid: my brother lives a very hermetic existence
cs: better hermes than herpes
doctecazoid: i think this trip outside of his comfort zone has been good for him
Principalpoop: thermosity
DJTween: a hermetic seal?
doctecazoid: he pulled me into working on a site for his grandson - kid's got gaucher's disease (not meant to be funny)
doctecazoid: careforcody.com
Dexter Fong: an hermetic seal keeps out the herpes
doctecazoid: i am working on the contributions page now
doctecazoid: will have it done this weekend
DJTween: Sorry to hear about the kid, Doc
cs: sounds like a scene from breaking bad
Principalpoop: great uncle doc
doctecazoid: the more i work with css, the more my appreciation of what it can do grows
doctecazoid: i should not have worked so hard to avoid it for so long
Thweeny: Gaucher's disease - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaucher's_disease
doctecazoid: yep, we have that link on the site tween
Thweeny: Yes, people I know have been singing the praises of CSS
doctecazoid: the kid needs transfusions every two weeks
Thweeny: man...
cs: bummer
DJTween: mildly
doctecazoid: css takes some time to get used to, but once you start getting the hang of it, the more you become aware of what you can do with it
Dexter Fong: Uh...what is CSS?
doctecazoid: and the better your site pages look in browsers
Principalpoop: what did they use to say, learning learning curve like the matterhorn?
doctecazoid: dex: css = cascading style sheets. in layman's terms: it's a separate doc that tells the browser how to render your web page
Dexter Fong: As a certified lei'd man, thanks Doc
doctecazoid: in the old days, the web page contained the page content and all the markup
doctecazoid: with css, you separate the markup from the content
Dexter Fong: Just like high end stores, don't let 'em see the markup
doctecazoid: so for instance, instead of burying info re the font style in your content, you now put your font style in a separate doc - and reference the style in your actual content
doctecazoid: change the font style in the separate doc, and your site content adjusts accordingly
doctecazoid: confused? i know i am...
cs: hey doc, is it possible to take content from a website and put it in a form that it could be accessed off line on an ipad?
Dexter Fong: I like your style Doc, even if I can't see it =))
doctecazoid: cs: for the most part, yes.
doctecazoid: kinda depends on the site content - but if it's static and doesn't rely on pulling info from other live web pages into it, then the ansser is yet
cs: when i was in vegas in feb, i was able to show the folks at fleur what i wrote about them, but the other places didntg have wifi so i couldnt do that
doctecazoid: dex: my fave joke - in the beginning, there was nothing. and god said, let ther be light. and there was still nothing... only now, you could see it.
cs: i'm preparing for next trip
DJTween: doctecazoid: so for instance, instead of burying info re the font style in your content, you now put your font style in a separate doc - and reference the style in your actual content < that's cool, Doc
Principalpoop: the activex and java html 6.0 flash needs to fit in there too
DJTween: kind of like having a linked document which updates another
Dexter Fong: Doc: =))
doctecazoid: once you have all your markup in a separate page from the html, you can built a whole bunch of html pages that get their markup and styles from a single css doc
doctecazoid: change the markup directives in your css doc, and all your html pages change accordingly
DJTween: doctecazoid: once you have all your markup in a separate page from the html, you can built a whole bunch of html pages that get their markup and styles from a single css doc < useful indeed
Principalpoop: soon we have dlls for websites
doctecazoid: no need to e.g. edit every fukin web page if you want to change the font size or face
DJTween: Yeah, great tool
cs: i imagine it would be just a matter of storage
doctecazoid: change the font directive in your css doc from arial to verdana, and presto change-o - all your web pages are now rendered in verdana
Principalpoop: it is all done with smoke and mirrors, grass and cocaine...
Dexter Fong: Es Verdad, dude
Dexter Fong: Poop: Don't forget about the garters
doctecazoid: Principalpoop: the activex and java html 6.0 flash needs to fit in there too << well with html5, it may be a moot point
doctecazoid: or a mute point, if you're hard of heading
doctecazoid: hearing
doctecazoid: heaving
Dexter Fong: head ahead hard, me buckos
Principalpoop: i have no idea i was saying anything, i just strung some internet terms together lol
doctecazoid: healing! that's the ticket!
doctecazoid: you did a fine job, pp
doctecazoid: stringing me along
Dexter Fong: And that's how string theory works, students
Principalpoop: numerical strings verus character strings give me fits 30 years later
cs: i was just teling the chatters about the documentary i just saw about huxley, called huxley on huxley, quite new
DJTween: anybody got any string??
cs: ginzburg appears briefly
Dexter Fong: Don't worry Poop, you'll soon out live that
Principalpoop: ohh string, flaps hands rapidly
cs: i have some sting somewhere
Principalpoop: that is powerful doc, that css stuff
Principalpoop: careful hehe
doctecazoid: yeah - brave new whirled pp
cs: stravinsky on baby food and whiskey was a highlight
cs: or a high ball
doctecazoid: i guess i should mention how we fared through the hurricane
doctecazoid: dodged a major bullet
cs: yes you should
doctecazoid: even though we're 30 ft above and very near long island sound, we did not lose power
Principalpoop: fong told us you had electricity again, that is the biggest deal
cs: other parts of milford not so lucky?
Principalpoop: ahh, ok,
doctecazoid: and there was no flooding or structural damage - just some yard cleanup (branches and crap)
Dexter Fong: Poop: Elaine told us that
Principalpoop: wow
doctecazoid: we were part of the 50% of milford that did *not* lose power
Principalpoop: oops yes fong, ok ok
Principalpoop: stores open, can you get gas?
doctecazoid: in the few days before the hurricane, lines for gas were long
DJTween: Glad to hear that was the extent of damage, Doc
doctecazoid: and at our local station up the street, they only had premium
DJTween: I'm sure people are happy to have it
doctecazoid: but a day or so after the hurricane, fuel was accessible and the long lines went away
Dexter Fong: Hey!! In NYC, even numbers get gas on one day, odd numbers and plates ending in letters get gas on next day...something wrong with that approach
DJTween: kewl
doctecazoid: we stocked up on food water & supplies, so we were covered
DJTween: good move
cs: good for you, doc
doctecazoid: i feel for the new yorkers and new jersey-ites who got slammed
doctecazoid: i threw some money to the american red cross
DJTween: Oh yeah. Going to be a long road back for those folks
Dexter Fong: Yeah Doc...costal residents pretty much got wiped out
Principalpoop: i can imagine why thousands died in storms before we had warning and watches, ouch
doctecazoid: yeah - kinda like a killer left hook, if you can see it coming you can take preventative measures
DJTween: NJ Boardwalk gone, and the people on the barrier islands discovered that their houses were the barriers
doctecazoid: barriers buried - sad scene to be sure
cs: our evil federal govtg is in the process of closing down our city's coast guard station
cs: many will die so they can save a few bucks
doctecazoid: ooh geez sorry to hear that cs
DJTween: The casinos, of course, had state-built barrier walls protecting them
doctecazoid: hard to imagine that the canuck fed govt can be any more eeeeeeevil that its american counterpart
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cs: its a big scandal here. hopefully it will cost harper all his seats in bc in the next election, but still folks will die before then
DJTween: difficult indeed
cs: yeah harper is our own gw bush
Principalpoop: i saw last week that California has a bigger economy than Canada, I didn't know that
Dexter Fong: Cat: Perhaps they're only moving the coast guard a few hundred miles inland reacting to global warming and the oceans inevitable rise
doctecazoid: fuck - that sux cs sorry to hear
cs: they must be taking edgar cayce WAY too seriously, dex
doctecazoid: eek-onomy!
cs: for veterans day on monday, they stopped funding most of the services for veterans. its amazing
doctecazoid: well gang, i put in an 11 hr day today and it's taking its toll
doctecazoid: sorry for being such a strangler - er, stranger
Principalpoop: applause doc, keep it flying
cs: yes doc we're amazed you showed up at all
Dexter Fong: Rest well Doc, and best to Lili
doctecazoid: will try to be less of a stranger in the coming weaks
doctecazoid: hopefully as we approach the end of year holidays, things will ease up a bit
cs: yes get as much enjoyment you can from your brother
doctecazoid: thanx dex - and thanx to all
doctecazoid: and to tween for the droogie feed
Principalpoop: i have an idea for a new computer language, dss, want to help me develop and test it? lol
DJTween: You and Lili be well, Doc
doctecazoid: thanx and nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........
||||||||| doctecazoid leaves at 11:04 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Principalpoop: i will take that as a maybe hehehe
DJTween: Catherwood, give PrincP some DSS
||||||||| Catherwood brings princp some dss.
cs: sounds like a disease
Principalpoop: any movement to the left at all cat?
cs: yes, both locally and federally. but elections are still distant
Principalpoop: sigh, but good
cs: i think obama's victory gives the left a lot of hope up here
DJTween: Obama = hope rofl
Principalpoop: as it should, he is a fanatic socialist
cs: i know harper brought a lot of gw bush publicists and idealogues up here to keep him in power
DJTween: Did you see who he's appointing to head the FDA?
Dexter Fong: Oh Tweeny, you're so cynical
DJTween: A Monsanto executive
DJTween: not cynical, just realistic
cs: first they take california, then they take the white house
Principalpoop: gays in the military, first major health care program in 40 years, what does he need to do?
cs: which they've owened for a long time anyway
DJTween: Either choice is still a vote for the Military/Industrial Complex
DJTween: He needs to get the hell out of the Middle East, P
cs: see The World According to Monsanto, which i mentioned here before
Principalpoop: yes, he has not tackled them, you need a republican to do that...
DJTween: He needs to restore the Bill Of Rights and Habeas Corpus
Dexter Fong: We shall not be crucified upon a cross of glod
cs: did hyou sede the woody guthrie show on pbs the other night?
Principalpoop: if he allows another 911, we will not have democratic president for 20 years..
DJTween: no you will be crucified on an Empire Of Debt
Dexter Fong: I dreamt I saw Anita Hill last night
Thweeny: The Empire Of Debt - http://www.amazon.com/Empire-Debt-Financial-Crisis-Series/dp/0471739022
Principalpoop: clinton made a surplus in 8 years after the drumbeat about the death by perot
Thweeny: may I highly recommend it as a great read
cs: http://www.veoh.com/watch/v8968165kYRdfmYC?h1=The+World+According+to+Monsanto
Principalpoop: the debt is not nearly fatal yet
Dexter Fong: If he allows an emergency phone number?
cs: must have been a good dream
Principalpoop: was there a pubic hair on the her coke can fong?
Thweeny: check this out - http://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/2012/04/Federal_Debt.png
Dexter Fong: After yeas of toking, dreams are kinda scary
Dexter Fong: years
cs: the yeas have it
Thweeny: Principalpoop: the debt is not nearly fatal yet < only because we are the world's reserve currency have we been able to play these financial games
Dexter Fong: Poop" There was a cubid hair on her can
Dexter Fong: cubic
Thweeny: lol
Principalpoop: as stan laurel said, there I was dreaming I was awake and then I woke up and found I was asleep
Dexter Fong: lol Cat
Dexter Fong: Old man standing by the side of the road
DJTween: Neil
Dexter Fong: Genuflect
DJTween: right?
Principalpoop: hey old man take a look at my ass...
Dexter Fong: Left?
DJTween: gesundheit
DJTween: lol
DJTween: The Tax Coffin?
Dexter Fong: Tween: This version of Hour-Hour is a bit longer than the one on DOMM due to the inclusion of musical breaks
DJTween: 9 parts/1.4 hours
DJTween: a little over 3 min left
Dexter Fong: Your timing is correct Tween
DJTween: I had the feeling last week that people wanted the programming to go on a bit longer, so I'll try to go until at least 10 from now on
Principalpoop: i thought there would be more people with the cold weather
Principalpoop: folks must be working harder
Dexter Fong: Oooh! Make itlast longer Tweeny! Longer!! And Harer!~!
Principalpoop: worn out at the end of the day
DJTween: LOL
Principalpoop: keep sticking it out there
Dexter Fong: I started early
||||||||| New notice: 'Listen to The Radio Free Roadkill Show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net'
Dexter Fong: And then I got lei'd
Dexter Fong: Excellent show Tween
Principalpoop: makes don ho joke somehow
Principalpoop: yes, thanks tween, yee haw texas
||||||||| New notice: 'Lily Bergman College Fund - http://firesigntheatre.com/lilyfund/'
Dexter Fong: Tiny Bubles was her name, and she lei'd me good
Principalpoop: the voice of tween, cool
cs: good show as usual tween
DJTween: Have a great week, all
Dexter Fong: Thanks Tween
DJTween: Until last time, again...
Dexter Fong: Amen brothers
Principalpoop: ciao
||||||||| At 11:23 PM, DJTween dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: It's so quiet in here
Principalpoop: almost another shroon lake thing
Dexter Fong: lol
cs: i was off feeding cats
Principalpoop: took off headphones, let the ears breat, but yes quiet
Dexter Fong: Shroon lake and the big quiet
Principalpoop: breath
Dexter Fong: Ear breasts
Principalpoop: i made sauerbraten last week, yum
Dexter Fong: Even better a weak later
Principalpoop: i ate it all in 2 days lol
Principalpoop: 3
Dexter Fong: Yum??
Principalpoop: wonderful
Dexter Fong: Let your belt out a couple of notches
Principalpoop: i switched to suspenders some years ago
Dexter Fong: If your pants dont fall down, you've eaten too much
Principalpoop: i saw somewhere there is a 20 minute delay after being full before you feel full
Dexter Fong: Okay guys, been a great night...see y'all next weak
Principalpoop: you should be know that and stop sooner
cs: yeah i gotta go eat. see yall next week
Principalpoop: you too fongster, cat
||||||||| cs scurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's cs?! It's 11:28 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Principalpoop: bon ap
Dexter Fong: Night Cat
||||||||| Principalpoop departs at 11:28 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Dexter Fong: Night poop
||||||||| "Hey Dexter Fong!" ... Dexter Fong turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:29 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Merlyn: hey, night whoever is left -- you ain't got a friend on your left!
||||||||| Merlyn leaves to catch the 11:30 PM train to Minneapolis.
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Thweeny - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

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