A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 03, 2013 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Thweeny in through the front door at 7:58 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies DJTween into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:32 PM, then departs.
||||||||| New notice: 'starting at 9pm EST tonight, there will be a US Plus Stimulcast for the Firesign Chat. Listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
||||||||| DJTween leaves at 8:35 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Catherwood leads DJTween inside, makes a note of the time (8:40 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - Rick Wakeman - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
||||||||| Dexter Fong steals in around 8:55 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
DJTween: Hey Dex
Dexter Fong: Hey Tweeny and your altered ego Thhhwwweeeeeny
DJTween: How's the weather in your neck of the woods?
Dexter Fong: Cold pretty much
DJTween: We're supposed to get freezing rain and possibly some snow
DJTween: Unusual for us
Dexter Fong: Yeah..but then supposed to be a big movement north for the jet stream and it'l get real warm like down in youur'all's parts
DJTween: This JRR Tolkien's birthday, so I'm playing a couple of cuts from Rick Wakeman's "Songs Of Middle Earth"
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 03, 2013 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
DJTween: Yeah, we should warm up again shortly
DJTween: Will be around 70 by next Wednesday
Dexter Fong: Climate....live with it or die
DJTween: I say live it, or live with it...
||||||||| Outside, the 9:02 PM crosstown bus from British Columbia pulls away, leaving cs coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
DJTween: Hey cease
cs: i'm alive, i'm happy about that
DJTween: Alive is good
Dexter Fong: me too cat =)
cs: lets see if i can get your show tween
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Principalpoop into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:03 PM, then departs.
DJTween: same setup as always
Dexter Fong: Hey poop
DJTween: Hey P
Principalpoop: being alive is a reason to be happy
Principalpoop: hi all
Dexter Fong: Reason to be happy number one
cs: poop
Principalpoop: keyboard and something
Principalpoop: almost classical
Dexter Fong: keyboard and surfboard
Principalpoop: too light to be yes or elp
Dexter Fong: Rickwakeman
Dexter Fong: Rocking the Middle Earth
Principalpoop: really? sounds light
Thweeny: This JRR Tolkien's birthday, so I'm playing a couple of cuts from Rick Wakeman's "Songs Of Middle Earth"
Dexter Fong: You were expecting maybe "A Salute to Mordor"?
Principalpoop: bilbo blues
DJTween: We've got quite enough Mordor as it is
cs: saw a great image on facebook today. mordor, albertar tar sands, elf place, a solar aray. very true
DJTween: over 60,000 people killed in Syria so far
cs: when i first went to puson, i thought i was in mordor
Dexter Fong: Tween: Are you Syrius?
DJTween: bet that was a bit different
Dexter Fong: Cat: puson = prison?
DJTween: Nope, Radio Free Dishnuts :)
Principalpoop: put sarasan in saran wrap
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:08 PM and Merlyn waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Merlyn: hey dere
Principalpoop: wow, nice grape
DJTween: Hey Merlyn
DJTween: or Gandalf, as the case may be
Dexter Fong: Susan Sarasan in a saran sarong...that's aright
Principalpoop: or susan sontag in a toga
Principalpoop: the voice of tweeny for 2013, lordy lordy, happy new year
Principalpoop: ubiiquity, not me
Principalpoop: but dennis miller turned to the dark side
Dexter Fong: Dennis Miller is a right wing crypto fascist
DJTween: I don't like him anymore either
Merlyn: the album only has one side
DJTween: yes
Dexter Fong: But it's the right side
DJTween: Yes, Happy New Year to all
Merlyn: made from a thin, thin, thin 16 mm shell
Merlyn: so thin it only has one side
Principalpoop: a mobius strip? hubba hubba
Merlyn: or maybe it's a mobius tape
Dexter Fong: Just pee in the hole, poop
||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - Boom Dot Bust - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
Dexter Fong: or just poop in the hole, P
Merlyn: I don't think FT made an actual mobius tape
Principalpoop: wrong chat
cs: i'm back. hi merl. good choice, tween
Merlyn: but some tapes are like that, with a twist in a tape loop
Dexter Fong: They never did an 8 track?
cs: aspirational, merl
DJTween: Sorry about the gap there folks. I forgot to set up the playlist
Merlyn: not with a twist to make it a mobius
cs: 2 aty least
Principalpoop: billville, with entering and leaving billville on the same sign
Merlyn: but there are 8 track and cassette FT albums I know
Dexter Fong: No worries Tween, no one's grading you
Dexter Fong: I know too, Merlyn
Merlyn: there's too of me?
DJTween: /me looks around for a grader to flatten him out
Merlyn: finally in too places
Dexter Fong: Enough to go around
cs: et tu., places?
Merlyn: I once played this album AND a goon show at the same time
DJTween: That would be quite a collage
Principalpoop: did firesign ever come on floppies?
cs: on the radio?
Merlyn: if you listened in stereo, you got Boom dot Bust, if in mono, you heard the Goons
Dexter Fong: wierdly cool, Merlyn?
Merlyn: yes, on the radio cat
cs: you werent' lynched?
Merlyn: I made BDB in mono and flipped the waveform for one ear, so in mono they cancel out
cs: you have gone up in my estimation, merl
Merlyn: and played the goons less loudly in the BG
Merlyn: I found out it's probably in violation of FCC regs to do that
Dexter Fong: Just out of curiosity, what Goon show was that Merl?
cs: we nhave to come to firesign from our own ideas, then absorb theirs, then go onto do our own
Merlyn: I forget, let me see if I can find it
Principalpoop: there it is, next to that
cs: i love of when they transcend current refs
Merlyn: I'll need to start a new 2013 chat log page
Principalpoop: where is this log going?
cs: this is a verry good continuation of these characters from radio now
DJTween: Good parody of Grapes Of Wrath
DJTween: into the Fireplace, of course
cs: brillaint album
cs: i was listening to this on rented car cd player as i drove through saskatchewan in 99
Principalpoop: heck, who was the pastor in the movie grapes of wrath?
Principalpoop: super actor, had several sons
Principalpoop: i want to say keith cassedy, that is not right
Dexter Fong: Was it the father of the guy who starred in Kung Foo?
Dexter Fong: Carradine?
Principalpoop: yes
Merlyn: well, I can't recall the goon show I played
Dexter Fong: I win!!!!!!!!!!!
Principalpoop: john, john carradine,
Principalpoop: how many years has it been M?
Dexter Fong: No worries mate, there's only about a hundred and some of them
cs: you gambling, dex?
Dexter Fong: On what, cat?
cs: you said, i win
cs: unless it was a sporting event
Dexter Fong: I won because I came up with the name of the pastor in Grapes of Wrath
Principalpoop: he remembered the guy who talked back
cs: anyway, listening to this driving though an area that looks like this was fun, circa sept 99 sask
DJTween: I'll bet that was cool, cease
cs: you have lots of plains around you in austin, tween?
cs: i'm in the midst of mountains
DJTween: the Dallas area and the Panhandle is plains country
Dexter Fong: Tweeny, just thought you'd like to know I'm drinking Tito's Vodka tonight
Principalpoop: ridges and valleys in this neck of the woods
DJTween: This is Texas Hill Country
||||||||| Catherwood leads Pitts_Rheumy-2013 into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:32 PM, then departs.
Principalpoop: that is called sake fong
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: What's up, goones
DJTween: Does Tito know, Dex?
Principalpoop: hey pitts
Dexter Fong: Sake to me poop
Dexter Fong: Hiya PR
DJTween: Hey Pitts
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: Hey PP
Principalpoop: here come da judge
Dexter Fong: Tito's is brewed in Austin and is a world calss vodka
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: you too, Dex
Dexter Fong: class
DJTween: I've heard of it, Dex. Didn't know it was 'world class'
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: They all look like water to me ??
Principalpoop: never drank too much vodka, maybe vodka collins for a few months...
DJTween: Lots of breweries and wineries out in the Hill Country
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: They never come out in the hill?
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: s
cs: hi [pitts
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: Hey Cat
Principalpoop: thin thin thin, 14 millimeters
cs: i was in a hall way with austin and ossman as they were creating this album
cs: merl and doc tech too as i recall
Principalpoop: boys in the hall eh?
cs: lol
cs: watching a lot of larry sanders interviews on youtube today
DJTween: kewl, cease :)
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: single file and lined up, neatly
cs: scot thompsons first good role after kids inthe hall
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: feet first on the ground, too
Principalpoop: do these pants make my ass look fat?
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: small pants?
cs: i fell asleep watching a larry sanders show and awoke to discover Bit was dead
cs: hopefully nothing like that will ever happen to you
Principalpoop: larry king had the nickname bit?
||||||||| 9:41 PM: Elayne jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Dexter Fong: Hi E
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: Hiya Eeee
Principalpoop: hey E, happy new year
cs: hapy new el
Elayne: Happy new year to all of you! I just finished off a mimosa.
Elayne: I'm not a big drinker, the champagne was left over from Monday night.
cs: best to robin's well deserved success
Elayne: I find it gets me fairly hammered rather quickly.
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: waste not want not . . .
Principalpoop: cheers
Elayne: Thanks Cat. It's nice that he's working, I only wish it were for decent money.
cs: we are on your side
Principalpoop: i thought a mimosa was one of those tiny trees like in the karate kid film
Elayne: Thanks. So, any silly site suggestions for the evening?
cs: your advice for me to turn blog into book will be taken, thanks to much easier possibility to do such things these days
Dexter Fong: Washington DC?
DJTween: Hey E
Elayne: PrinPoop, Robin insists a mimosa was that spell they used in the first Harry Potter movie. He keeps pronouncing it "Mi-mo-SA."
Elayne: Tween! Looks like you've been cloned this evening.
Elayne: Good luck, Cat!
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: Playing too close to the powerlines will do it everytime
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: that and a wet finger to test voltage
DJTween: I'm using two computers, hence two chats going
Principalpoop: AC and DC
cs: yes i promised bit i would have a book dedicated to her by her 15th anniversayr of her death
cs: which is this oct
cs: thanks el
Elayne: How can you be on two computers at once when you're not anywhere at all?
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: Sible computer
Elayne: Wow, that's lovely, Cat.
Dexter Fong: Dual core processor
Elayne: So, no silly sites? I'm winging it myself tonight?
Dexter Fong: E: How about CSPAN
cs: i also want to turn the vegas section into a graphic novel, comibining my weird edxperiecnes with luxor behind me combined with joe sacco lilke images from real egypt
Elayne: Dex, that's tragedy, not comedy.
cs: i am filled with inspiration. every day
Dexter Fong: E: If you can't laugh about it, what can you do?
cs: soorry, not silly now, el
Elayne: Food's notoriously hard to draw, I think you might want to make it somewhat fumetti in nature, have actual photos of the food with perhaps the rest drawn in.
cs: you brought all this about, el. smile into a new universe about that
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: a bit of both, if they aren't the same
Elayne: Robin's drawn food for me, it just doesn't look right even though it's well done.
cs: makes sense, el. oona would know
Elayne: Oh dear, I'm to blame, am I? :)
Dexter Fong: What about drawn butter?
Principalpoop: have him draw it rare
Elayne: Oona has never drawn food, as far as I know, Cat. She's photographed it, right?
cs: my idea for the graphic novel would have little food, mostly people reacting to it and rebelling against mubarak
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: melting drawn butter ?
Elayne: Oh, that's wonderfully bad, Dex. But delicious.
cs: no, as you recall, you caused this chat to happen
Dexter Fong: If you draw it out long enough, you end up with poly-unsaturated Ghee!
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: revolution over cups of tea
cs: yes photo me too but very poorly
Principalpoop: is that how you met him? he invited you up to taste his etchings?
cs: thus i think of food as abstract images, not precice photos
Elayne: Heh. Prin, we met over the internet, I knew of his etchings beforehand. :)
Dexter Fong: His shrimp tempura is deliscious
Principalpoop: wink wink, nod nod
cs: my relations are to food abstractions, not reaql images as you can see on my blog
Elayne: Dex, Robin had never heard of that term, I guess they don't use "drawn butter" in England.
Dexter Fong: Well, here's to old Bubble and Squeak
Dexter Fong: and his spotted dick
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: Just moving things, from one place to yourself
cs: ealyne brought this particular universe into existance. thanks, el
Principalpoop: thank robin and england for gin and tonics please, yum
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: elixir of drank drunk
Merlyn: "drawn butter" is melted butter with the solids removed
Principalpoop: homer wants out, brb
Merlyn: I prerfer melted butter
Dexter Fong: Merlyn is correct, as always
cs: are you doing any radio now, merl?
Merlyn: and melted margarine is grease
Merlyn: no cat, programming a flash game and a couple others
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: making internals slide
cs: sounds lucrative
Elayne: Prinpoop, Robin says "As far as I'm concerned, that's a pre-existing condition. Thank the Raj."
Merlyn: no cat
Merlyn: just for fun
cs: libraries are where i come from so i must contribute an actual book to our local library shelves this year.
DJTween: Some Hour Hour coming up after this
cs: also libraries in la,etc
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: thanks Tween
Dexter Fong: Yippee!!
cs: sorry tween, forgot
cs: dex, ouyr meal will will be chapter, el too
Dexter Fong: Urrpp!
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: get the wheels moving, upstairs
cs: youre not the only one, tween
DJTween: Yeah, I know Proc is from there
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cs: the fact that i r3ecorded the last 6 of these shows when i was in la in summer 70 allowed me to trade them for many many more shows
Elayne: Okay, I found my silly site for today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pOcsBiCaEJ8
Principalpoop: back, no moon or clouds, gosh a lot of stars in the sky
Dexter Fong: Poop: Yeah...there's so many of them
||||||||| Thweeny leaves at 10:03 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| CyberTween waltzes in at 10:04 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter Fong: BTW Poop: We are now hearing Hour Hour show from, 2/15/70
cs: goiod for you , el
cs: i hoipe we mean more to you than just a source
Dexter Fong: or just a sorus
||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - Hour Hour “I’m Not Saying They Do It” - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
CyberTween: Thanks for reminding me, Dex
Dexter Fong: I'm just here to help Tween =))
CyberTween: you so hepful
Dexter Fong: OH! Like tiny droplets of sweat....like moisture upon my brow
Dexter Fong: Obscure vision
Elayne: What's source for the goose is source for the gander, Cat.
Principalpoop: take a gander at that goose
Elayne: As long as the source isn't drawn butter.
Elayne: Which is probably good with goose.
Principalpoop: drawn and quartered butter
Dexter Fong: I just goosed Drake
Elayne: Tarred and feathered butter!
cs: you brought this into being. a better universe exists
Elayne: I hope so, Cat.
Dexter Fong: Somewhere , over the rainblow
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: squeeze the fox, goose the goose's gander
Principalpoop: which side of a goose has the most feathers? the outside
Elayne: If you squeeze the fox right there, he may very well pass another.
cs: this motivates me
Dexter Fong: Another inside joke
Elayne: I'm glad to hear it, Cat.
cs: just cuz its a calendar, prehaps
cs: lastr year i didnt do it, so this year, i will
Principalpoop: freeze your frozies and that will be fierce
Dexter Fong: chill!!
Elayne: Wait, waht, calendar?
Dexter Fong: Dude
cs: i have promised many people i willl have a book done by bit's 35th birthday. this wil be done
DJTween: Sorry folks, hit the wrong button
cs: now more editing than wrirting but i need some exploration
Principalpoop: i thought it was my headphones, but ok
Dexter Fong: There are no wrong buttons, only alternate choices
Principalpoop: red and benjamin
DJTween: may be repeating some of the material
cs: i think i need to drink less to write more
Elayne: No, no, there are wrong buttons. Fortunatley I was able to purchase the right ones for my winter coat.
Elayne: 25mm round black velvet. Now the next time one falls off I'll have spares!
Principalpoop: i thought girls had their buttons on the right
Dexter Fong: Rap about your wrap, E!
DJTween me needs to button down some of his buttons
Elayne: www.bennosbuttons.com
Principalpoop: oops left
Elayne: Bennos is molto bene!
DJTween: you're lisdexic, P?
Principalpoop: do they have low carbon footprint organic buttons?
DJTween: Gore is charging a carbon tax on buttons now?
Elayne: http://www.bennosbuttons.com/Organic-Buttons-s/11.htm
Dexter Fong: Al Gore just became Al Jazera
Elayne: Gore has ordered the special Al Jazeera buttons.
Principalpoop: ok, i stand corrected
Elayne: Dang, too fast for me, Dex.
Dexter Fong: Have a seat
DJTween: from a free-range button ranch
Principalpoop: i need some more peyote buttons for my carlos castanda shirt
DJTween: lol
Elayne: You gotcher bamboo, you gotcher horn and bone, you gotcher coconut, your corozo...
Elayne: Wood and shell as well!
Principalpoop: she said horn and bone, hehe
Dexter Fong: So step up and make a choice
Elayne: No peyote, you need to head on out west to your Indian tribes for those...
Elayne: http://www.zazzle.com/native+american+buttons might work.
cs: ive never tried peyote, but its a fun name
Principalpoop: those are bling buttons, i wanted button buttons for buttoning
Dexter Fong: Peyote is just organic LSD
Elayne: Well, I should have just buttoned my lip, PrinPoop, sorry.
Dexter Fong: Zip it Elayne
Principalpoop: zip it, and now we can talk about zippers
Principalpoop: zippy the clown, who remembers him?
Dexter Fong: He abused me when I was a kid
Elayne: I do, PrinPoop, that would be Bill Griffith, whom I used to know once upon a time.
Principalpoop: wow, cool
Elayne: THe first time I heard the name Griffith Observatory, I thought it was something to do with him because that's what he named one of his ZIppy collections.
Principalpoop: that was for fong, and elayne lol
Principalpoop: i have been there
Principalpoop: beautiful, for being so close to downtown la
cs: zippy i love the daily zippy strip
cs: i would love to meet him
Elayne: I'll tkae the Hayden Planetarium and the Rose Center. Neil deGrasse Tyson is one of my heroes.
Principalpoop: i cannot recall a single cartoon, but I remember the pleasure of reading it
Elayne: We recently visited with Doc and Lili, a couple of years ago I guess.
Elayne: Didn't see the planetarium, but the Rose Center is pretty spiffy.
cs: i really want4ed to go there and thankfully went there with yuou and doc and lily in 05 el
Elayne: Oh yes, and Cat. :)
Elayne: How could I forget!!!
cs: 8 years ago
Elayne: That long ago? Goodness.
Principalpoop: it does go faster and faster, lordy
Elayne: We're in '13 now? Oh dear, there's something wrong with that. i could swear yesterday was 1986.
cs: you have broght a vast helpful universe into existence, el
DJTween: Heard that, E
Dexter Fong: I'm looking for a new 57 Chevy
Elayne: I'm pretty sure that was the big bang, Cat.
Elayne: L:OL, Dex!
DJTween: lol Dex
cs: i may never go to your land again
||||||||| HEMLOCK STONES steals in around 10:26 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
cs: but i am glad i went there and met you all
Elayne: This land is my land???
Dexter Fong: My land is your land
Elayne: Hey Stones!
Principalpoop: ahh stones, happy new year your highness
Dexter Fong: Hey Stones
cs: hey stones
Elayne: Dex, it's no man's land now.
Principalpoop: from california, to the new york islands
Dexter Fong: that's cause it's under water
Dexter Fong: Greetings ALSO
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: Hey Stones
cs: this poem is a transion between beat/buddhiusm and firesng
HEMLOCK STONES: just been watchiing some tv progs which they dont show around my parts
Elayne: "One bright sunny morning in the shadow of the steeple / By the Relief Office I saw my people / As they stood hungry, I stood there wondering if / this land was made for you and me"
Principalpoop: one side it said no trespassing, on the other side, it didn't say nothing, that side is made for you and me
HEMLOCK STONES: it was only made for people who keep their mouths shut
Elayne: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Land_Is_Your_Land
Principalpoop: like john carradine in grapes of wrath, don't talk back
HEMLOCK STONES: hey! you talking to me?
Elayne: I think I'll be lying down now. That Mimosa's making it hard to stay awake.
Elayne: Next week, all!
||||||||| Elayne runs out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Elayne?! It's 10:31 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Principalpoop: night E
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: Later E
HEMLOCK STONES: see you elayne
cs: by el
DJTween: Hi Stones
HEMLOCK STONES: Yo tweenster
Principalpoop: i was watching a robert deniro biography earlier, you talking to me?
cs: hows it goin, hemlock
DJTween: Been shopping at Macy's, Stones? ;)
HEMLOCK STONES: fine over here other than the shitty government we got
cs: canuck govty does more harm than most
cs: we have more possibility to do harrm than you, alas
Principalpoop: maginia
DJTween: What have they been up to lately, cease?
HEMLOCK STONES: our government gives lying cocksuckers a bad name
cs: lol
DJTween: lol
Principalpoop: as my grandmother would say, dirty buggers lol
cs: i am writing a book about food, tween
cs: want to get it done by oct
Dexter Fong: eat it NOW!!]
HEMLOCK STONES: oris it just food for thought
Principalpoop: You Bet!
DJTween: "Sushi Dishes I Will Never Eat"
Dexter Fong: Food for thought like drawn butter
HEMLOCK STONES: iwonteat any of them
cs: you can read most of it in my blog
Dexter Fong: and eat the rest at home
Principalpoop: causality
HEMLOCK STONES: eat it raw
Dexter Fong: raw caualities
Principalpoop: That is the spirit we have here...
Dexter Fong: casualitites
HEMLOCK STONES: raw raw raw
Dexter Fong: casa casa utilites
cs: my know just fell off
Principalpoop: cod fish balls
HEMLOCK STONES: what has happened to your knows
cs: knob
cs: they make us better, just listening to them
Principalpoop: i miss knobs, now all we have are buttons, and zippers
Dexter Fong: and velcro
||||||||| Outside, the 10:40 PM uptown bus from Albuquerque pulls away, leaving wild raw Honey coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: HiH
wild raw Honey: Oh Gee Hello to you all happy gnu year fer sure
DJTween: It's great fun, listening to these old shows
HEMLOCK STONES: sounds like dangerous honey to me
DJTween: Hey Honey
Principalpoop: happy new year honey
DJTween: Happy 2013 to all
DJTween: (fingers crossed)
cs: wow its honey
Principalpoop: 2013, a teenager year, that cannot be good...
wild raw Honey: thanks thank you you betcha dangerous honey, stones!!
Dexter Fong: High horne...er uh honey
Principalpoop: mirginia
DJTween: So, we're going to look back at this decade as The Terrible Teens?
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: Now, isn't that sweet
HEMLOCK STONES: ialways feel better once i get the festering season ouf of the way
Principalpoop: could be tween
Principalpoop: tupelo honey, you can take, all the tea in china....
cs: i hope you all have a good year
HEMLOCK STONES: i second that i second that
Dexter Fong: Who's on third?
Principalpoop: hear hear or is that here here
wild raw Honey: catherwood make me a strong fermented honey & datura dew please
||||||||| Catherwood brings wild raw Honey a strong fermented honey & datura dew.
HEMLOCK STONES: thedatura makes all the difference
HEMLOCK STONES: or at least most sof it
Principalpoop: as the da tura turns
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, make Honey ready for the sexy photo shoot
||||||||| Catherwood gives honey ready for the sexy photo shoot.
Principalpoop: steady fong
wild raw Honey: it makes all the pretty unfocusie colors vibrate Stones Yum!
Dexter Fong: Yep
cs: honey we are sweetend by your existence
Principalpoop: and no calories, better than cyclamates
wild raw Honey: awwwwwwwwwwww cat you are so sweet!!
HEMLOCK STONES: it might just be aspartame
Principalpoop: what is the new one, savio, travis, sterno
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: wild aspartame?
wild raw Honey: I do hope all of you have an even better year this year...we can all intend to co-create heaven on earth....works for me :)
HEMLOCK STONES: pure essence of rumsfeldt
wild raw Honey: newest plant extract is called stevia...sold with the name Truvia
cs: this is a kind of family
Principalpoop: ahh that is it, i almost googled hehe, thanks
Pitts_Rheumy-2013: Speaking of making an exit, left, take care, ALL, G-Nite!!
||||||||| At 10:50 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Pitts_Rheumy-2013!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
cs: sorry merl, i was talkng to hone
Principalpoop: ciao pitts 2013
cs: by pitts
wild raw Honey: Honey is just the perfect sweetner and the perfect food.
Dexter Fong: Night PR
Dexter Fong: "spreads honey on toast and eats soame
Principalpoop: mclaughlin of the mclaughlin group swears by queen bee jelly
DJTween: 2013 - the World Surrealist Party becomes the majority in Congress, and Amends the Constitution to give all organisms The Vote
HEMLOCK STONES: hey be careful, its beginning to sound like democracy
DJTween: hehe
Dexter Fong: Tween: That would be the republicans right?
HEMLOCK STONES: and that will never do
Principalpoop: you can't stop us, cause our eyes can see
DJTween: Some of their ideas are pretty surreal all right, Dex
DJTween: but the Dems have some doozies of their own
Dexter Fong: Tween: My point exactly Tween
HEMLOCK STONES: we need a bit more Ron Paul
DJTween: You know I would agree to that
Principalpoop: we need more al frankens
Dexter Fong: I'd like abit more Paul Ron
DJTween: This is a really good recording for 1970. Is this your fault, cease?
Principalpoop: 20 women senators, that is a new world
DJTween: The first black Senator since Reconstruction elected
cs: i havde on the dunes on the stereo now
wild raw Honey: Indeed Royal Jelly is an awesome healer, There are so many uses for it
HEMLOCK STONES: if we had more democrats like ron paul we wouldnt need any democrats and the Repiglicans wouldnt be a problem
DJTween: Have to look into that, Honey
Principalpoop: ahh that is the name, thanks
cs: we want you to be healed, honey
Dexter Fong: Just rub a little dirt on it Honey
Principalpoop: i put honey on my captain crunch cereal hehehe
DJTween: If you give Royal Jelly to the dogs of war, will they heel?
wild raw Honey: yeah so do i, & I want all of us...Everybody to be healed!!!!
Dexter Fong: No, but they will lick their balls
DJTween: not enough sugar for you, P?
Principalpoop: lol
wild raw Honey: lol dex honey will not make a dog heel....
cs: h4y pop
Dexter Fong: No, but if he's licking his balls , he won't run off
Principalpoop: time heals all wounds and time wounds all heals
cs: no. i will never be heale
cs: fuck you my friend poop
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: steady cat
DJTween: lol
DJTween: catherwood, steady the cat
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside DJTween and mumbles "Did you want something?"
Dexter Fong pours honey on everyone
Principalpoop: a different kind of golden shower, that
Dexter Fong: let's stick together
cs: good idea, des
DJTween: Cat will never get it out of his fur
Dexter Fong: no, but he can enjoy licking his balls
DJTween: lol
cs: as if my daughter could come back to life?
Dexter Fong: Alas, no Cat
Principalpoop: honey on us, and then roll in ice cream cone sprinkles, or nuts
DJTween: Of course cease. Some wounds you can't see, and they never heal :(
cs: hye honey, we love you whethere you're sweet or not
HEMLOCK STONES: how sweet it is !
Principalpoop: jackie gleason
Dexter Fong: One of these days, Alice!!
DJTween: lol
cs: we are all on each other's sides
Principalpoop: hey hey mister gugenheim
Dexter Fong: Ribbing each other
Principalpoop: ouch, watch your elbow
DJTween: mmmmmm ribs
Principalpoop: short beef or pork?
Dexter Fong: Short stuff
cs: it is hard for me to see
Dexter Fong: Turn on the lights
Principalpoop: like trout jumping in the dawn light
DJTween: then you should stay on land as much as possible
HEMLOCK STONES: it all depends on the bait you use
Principalpoop: fong is a master baiter, ask him
wild raw Honey: listen to the mocking bird listen to the mocking bird
DJTween: hehe
Dexter Fong: And I have the papers to prove it
Principalpoop: he is an old hand
Dexter Fong: at self love
cs: woq
Principalpoop: Oh Nan!
Dexter Fong: Thanks Tweeny
Principalpoop: that was crispy, thanks cat and tween
wild raw Honey: everyday everyweek AT 8PM???
Principalpoop: thanks, you too tween
||||||||| New notice: 'Lily Bergman College Fund - http://firesigntheatre.com/lilyfund/'
wild raw Honey: Thanks Tweenster
DJTween: Every Thursday, weekly?
DJTween: Lots of fun for me folks :-)
Principalpoop: Don't mix and match your drinks everybody hehe
cs: we really appreciante your work, twen
Dexter Fong: Okay Dear Friends, gotta move a car, so see you all next week
Merlyn: yeah, good woik tween
Principalpoop: hail rita
Dexter Fong: Rita neeta
Principalpoop: that is the bus, night all, love
||||||||| Principalpoop leaves at 11:13 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| Around 11:13 PM, Dexter Fong walks off into the sunset...
DJTween: Until last time, again...
cs: bv67b des
||||||||| At 11:13 PM, DJTween vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
wild raw Honey: I am just so damn happy 2012 is over!! No Pocyklipse, no world changes, no end of the world yay!! Its prob gunna happen anyway someday but not today!!!
||||||||| CyberTween leaves at 11:13 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
cs: fillled with love are we, honeu
||||||||| Merlyn rushes off, saying "11:14 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
wild raw Honey: I guess I better start getting here earlier! I know I have to get catherwood to usher me out
||||||||| Catherwood gets to usher me out.
wild raw Honey: By cease by hemlock
||||||||| wild raw Honey leaves to catch the 11:15 PM train to Funfun Town.
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cs - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| HEMLOCK STONES - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
wild raw Honey
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And, "The Home Team"