A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 24, 2013 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood leads Doctor Firesign in through the front door at 8:22 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| New notice: 'Tweeny is down with a case of Globner's. He apologizes, and says he'll see you next week.'
||||||||| Doctor Firesign departs at 8:24 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 24, 2013 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!" -- then he looks around at the empty room, looks at his watch, and mumbles "...am I early?"
||||||||| Catherwood leads cs inside, makes a note of the time (9:02 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "9:02 PM and late as usual, it's Merlyn, just back from Minnesota."
Merlyn: hey cat
cs: say goodbye to globner's, tween
cs: hi merl
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Dexter Fong into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:03 PM, then departs.
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Principalpoop in through the front door at 9:03 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
cs: hi dex
Merlyn: I'll be doing stuff in other windows tonight, so I'll be going gray again
Principalpoop: evening
Dexter Fong: Hi cat and Merlyn and Poop
Principalpoop: i like stuff
cs: poop
Principalpoop: cold here, maybe more snow, but not much
cs: so you're the fmaous ufo gray?
Principalpoop: gonna make me google ufo gray, or just tell me?
Dexter Fong: A distinguished visitor from outer space
cs: i see someone posted the eykiw flick on facebook today
Principalpoop: how can you be in 2 places at once, when you are not anywhere at all?
cs: google away, poop
Dexter Fong: Through the magic of television
cs: ive never been anywhere at all
Dexter Fong: Yes you have...I've seen you
Principalpoop: ahh that guy, I know him, keeps asking to anally probe me
Dexter Fong: Apparently he's pleased with your ...um...reaction?
cs: indeed you have, poop. do you remember what you and myrna ate at per se?
Dexter Fong: That would be me Cat
Principalpoop: i tell him not now, and then he is never around when I need him lol
cs: my vegie menu was immenintly unmemorabel but i'm writing a book about it so i have to try
Principalpoop: anybody watch portlandia?
cs: the mocktails were better than the food, not a good sign
Principalpoop: the veggie restaurant has a farting porch hehe
cs: i dont get it on my cable package, poop but i'd love to see it
Dexter Fong: Cat: You may not remember but at the time, that is shortly after the meal, I could barely remeber what I had to eat, it was so overwhelming
cs: yes i was in pain
cs: way too much food
Principalpoop: i saw somewhere that it takes 20 minutes for the stomach to tell the brain it is full
Principalpoop: you need to stop before you feel stuffed
cs: that explains a lot, poop
Dexter Fong: Some times...well, quite often actually, less *is* more
cs: our lunch at le bernardin was much more memorable, because it was smaller
Principalpoop: eating something different helps you pack more in
Dexter Fong: For instance: at a local restaurant not generally considered to be anything more that just well done Bistro food, I had a dish of freshly made pasta, white truffles, EEVOO, and a handful of fresh chives. I can still vividly rememberr it
Principalpoop: i had a government teacher who explained that at his family holidays the food need not be good
Principalpoop: just lots of it
Dexter Fong: Poop: He got that about half right
cs: i'm taking a course starting in march on how to discern subtlties in olive oil, among other things
Principalpoop: i had a meal in a 5 star st. thomas island restaurant that was so good I enjoyed passing it also hehehe
cs: we have 2 new stores in north van that sell basicly olive oil
Dexter Fong: Did you have a little help from Mr. Gray (wink wink)?
cs: good food is a trip
Principalpoop: didn't need any lol
Principalpoop: olive oil is important, for basic eating
Dexter Fong: It's in the water, that's why it's kinda brownish
Principalpoop: if you mixing it up with stuff, does not really matter
cs: i was eating a greek salad at a lunch place in vegas and the server insisted i stick some bread in the olive oil. i rarely do that but i took her advice. it was a revelation
cs: same thing happened at an italian place i went to last week
Principalpoop: you never did that before?
cs: www.seemrealland.blogspot.com
Principalpoop: that can almost be a meal in itself
Dexter Fong speaks in an echoey voice;"Listen to your server, Luke".
cs: no i never put a piece of bread on the bottom of salad bowl and had that intense a reaction, no
Principalpoop: like good bread and good cheese , or good bread and chocolate
Dexter Fong: or Guns and Roses
Principalpoop: well now you know
cs: its a new universe for me. thats why im taking a class
Principalpoop: does not work as well with crisco hehe
Dexter Fong: I shot a Rose bush in Dallas, just to watch it wilt
cs: Fumiyo is starting a snow shoeing class next week. we're now officail seniors and can sign up for elder colllege
cs: lol dex
Principalpoop: you are thinking of rose kennedy and a shot of wild irish rose
Dexter Fong: Is that like waterproff Timberlands etc?
Principalpoop: making or using? lol
Principalpoop: tap tap, is this chat still on?
Principalpoop: ok
cs: http://www.vegasvideonetwork.com/pub-crawl-101-how-to-get-a-free-drink-from-your-bartender/
Dexter Fong: Was wondering that myself
cs: i was on a vegas cable tv show last night at the end of this segment i just linked to.
cs: looks like a very good platform for me to advertise my projects
cs: now i just have to finish the projects!
Dexter Fong: Cat: I thought the guy involved with that had, dunno, left Vegas, or left the station or something?
cs: al mancini, the top of the food chain dude is now fliming a show for a bigger cable net work, more production values/money
cs: i have to start small
cs: this is a show about cocktails and where to driink cheap in vegas. works for me
cs: the whole network is based on humour and alcoholism. i fit right in.
Dexter Fong: lol
Dexter Fong: You're one of the funniest alcoholics I know =))
cs: thats saying something
Principalpoop: you are just jealous of his lampshade fong
Principalpoop: i remember drinking grain, up to a point
cs: i try and be less stereotypic, poop
Dexter Fong: It's not just a lampshade, it's a H Goerring Lampshade.]
Principalpoop: i have done it, it does liven up a party hehe
cs: i'd rather be in new york than in a new yorker cartoon
Principalpoop: i recall streaking and mooning, at one party, a guy helped another guy moon at a window
Principalpoop: and pushed him bare assed through the window glass lool
Dexter Fong: I think that was Mr. Gray
Principalpoop: classic
||||||||| 9:34 PM: subdominant jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
Principalpoop: hi subdom
Principalpoop: ok, slow chatting, on goes the jukebox...
cs: we all live in a yellow subdominant marine
subdominant: hi hi hi there, Princip and all
Principalpoop: oh let the sun beat down upon my face
Dexter Fong: "I beat the sun off her face and pulled her skirt up over her head"
cs: hows it goin, sub?
Principalpoop: dunna dunna dun dunna dunna dun
Principalpoop: then stop slapping me
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Merlyn - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
subdominant: well, I've not been well, oh well
Principalpoop: possession is 9/10ths of demonic law
subdominant: some nasty virus inhabits my flesh temporarily
Principalpoop: sorry to hear that, hope you are better
Principalpoop: rest, keep warm and dry
subdominant: I'm treating myself
cs: temporary is good.
Dexter Fong: unless it's your heart beat
cs: like the dalai lama said, impermanence means i dont have a bmw today, but that could change tomorrow
Principalpoop: for eboli i would talk to experts
subdominant: hot toddies and a tasty mixture of cayenne pepper, ginger, apple cider vinegar and honey
Principalpoop: old wives tails work good
cs: apple cidre has been my favourite beverage for decades
Principalpoop: i have not used this phrase in years, knock on wood
Principalpoop: first you are afraid you are going to die, and they you are afraid you won't die ....
Dexter Fong: Is that the cidre with the colour naturale?
cs: you can't knock on tofu
Dexter Fong: But you don't have to serve it
Principalpoop: i ain't never been with a woman long enough for my boots to get old
Principalpoop: heard it in a love song, can't be wrong
cs: your loss, poop
subdominant: would someone please be so kind as to point me to the site of the jukebox? I know it's around here somewhere
Principalpoop: mine mine, all mine
Principalpoop: tween has globners
Principalpoop: who sang My Maria?
cs: gobner's got tween
Principalpoop: B W Stephenson, how could I forget that
Principalpoop: marieeeeeee my marieeeeeeah
cs: the nina and the pinto and the my maria?
Principalpoop: cats meowing jingle bells, oops
Principalpoop: yeah, hey, huh, when you wish upon a star....
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Elayne close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:54 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the sitting room.
Elayne: Brrr... evenin' all...
Principalpoop: hey E
cs: hey el
Principalpoop: freeze your frozies and that will be fierce...
Elayne: Totally not staying very long, it's cold in this room. Then again, it's cold everywhere.
cs: how are things in nyc?
cs: did you meet doc tech?
Principalpoop: 17F here, not sure of windchill
cs: cold in van too
Principalpoop: jojo said she found a kind of beer
cs: didnt jojo buy some grass in tucson, arizona?
||||||||| Catherwood leads Merlyn into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:57 PM, then departs.
Principalpoop: plucked his eyebrows on the way
Dexter Fong: He was standing on a corner in Winslow, arizona
Merlyn: hey, I didn't know I was gone
Dexter Fong: WB Merlyn
cs: welcome back, merl
Elayne: No Cat, Doc had to work last Sunday, we didn't meet up.
Elayne: Hi Brian!
Dexter Fong: You were in one place at once
Principalpoop: i saw you go, intense demonic possession, explains why you are confused
cs: i was studying piano when that song came out and my piano teacher said the dope was much better in tucson than in california. i had no experience with it at that time
Dexter Fong: Get out there and reposses those Demons
Principalpoop: could be the same jojo
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cs: how is rob's new gig going,el?
Dexter Fong: Dig it Cat...the B Flat scale is much groovier than a D Scale. Too many sharps, man
Elayne: Slowly, Cat. We're all sort of freezing around here.
Principalpoop: Barracuda!
Dexter Fong: SuperBee?
Principalpoop: smile like the sun
Elayne: Oh Dex, I go thte first issue of the Butcher co-written Dresden Files comic. It's pretty good, he manages to retain Dresden's voice and all.
Elayne: I wasn't sure how well it would translate into the comic medium.
cs: vegas doors have opened for me quite substantially in the past 23 hours
Dexter Fong: Interesting E. Perhaps you'll let me borrow it when we meet again in some forgotten spring
cs: its always useful to forget the future
Principalpoop: well fong
cs: forget it, springhead
Elayne: I hope you're keeping as warm as can be, Dex.
Dexter Fong: lol Cat
Elayne: Gah, I can't take it. Need to be under blanket layers. Cold snap is supposed to be over in a day or two...
Dexter Fong: huh?
Elayne: Bye all
||||||||| At 10:05 PM, Elayne scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Principalpoop: ciao E
cs: by el
Principalpoop: helenwheels
Dexter Fong: Night E
Principalpoop: ain't nobody else gonna know the way she feels
cs: nycg faster than hellen eels
Principalpoop: faster than a new york minute
Principalpoop: i guess that cayanne pepper did the trick
Dexter Fong: faster than a New Yorican Menudo
subdominant: It's time for me to bargle nawdle zouss, chums...
Principalpoop: Didn't I blow your mind this time baby
Principalpoop: feel better
cs: off you bargle
Dexter Fong: Keep your toddy hot, and your baby powder dry, Sub
Dexter Fong: Poop: You're listening to that jukebox thingie again, aren't you?
Principalpoop: what kind of name is delfonics?
cs: hot toddies, a favourite beverage in the 70s
Principalpoop: just caught on to that fongie?
cs: still have on occasionally. good anti winter drink
Dexter Fong: Delfonics = Del = of the, FONICS + sounds
Principalpoop: ahh ok, cool
||||||||| subdominant leaves to catch the 10:11 PM train to Phoenix.
Dexter Fong: we Deliver
Principalpoop: i was saying delf onics lol
Dexter Fong: Delf = A Dutch city, onics = ?
cs: Delf helped Porcelaine make the bed.
Principalpoop: oh oh child, five stairsteps
Dexter Fong: lol Cat
Principalpoop: things are gonna easier
Principalpoop: someday when your head is much lighter
Dexter Fong: afkfr brb etc
cs: your last sentence needs a verb
Principalpoop: 10-4
cs: gonna what?
Principalpoop: oops,
Principalpoop: things are gonna get easier, get brighter
cs: if i could change the weight of my head, i could probably fly to other stat systems with the same technology
cs: star
Principalpoop: listen to more van morrison
Principalpoop: doc severinsen playing flight of the bumble bee
Principalpoop: he had some wild coats
cs: speaking of doc, saw roast of johnnie by groucho marx the other day
cs: someone posted it on facebook
cs: very funny
Principalpoop: cool lol
Dexter Fong: brackish
cs: i love the continuity those guys felt to their roots
cs: carson to benny, especially
Principalpoop: a change of pace, nights in white satin
cs: firesign also, very much appreciative of the goons, wc fields, many others in their work
Dexter Fong: Bob & Ray
Principalpoop: bob newhart, rickles
Dexter Fong: Just ran across this thing, Penn Gillete is/was a great fan of FST
cs: proc's ma used to tape the bob and ray show when proc was in school so he could hear when he got home
cs: this was elementary school or something, long ago
Dexter Fong: Now that 8s a Mother's love =))
Dexter Fong: was
Dexter Fong: Late 50's when they left a Boston local station and went to NBC
cs: all the fireguys are a product of their parents. i met ossman's ma, could definitelyh see the connection
Principalpoop: before my time, but I have heard some clips,
Dexter Fong: They Used to precede the Red Sox games...maybe a 15 minute show, but when it rained, they suddenly had 3 hours to fill
cs: i culd see how a person like her would cause and encourage the curiosity we get from dave
cs: yes they started in boston didntthey
Principalpoop: bahston
cs: i'm sur eyou heard his poem about the day of his birth, how painful it was for his mother
Principalpoop: cold hearted orb that rules the night
Dexter Fong: Although in those early days when they would have to fill a lot of time they improved, the fact is that when they went network, almost every thing they did was written, but when you hear it, it sounds impprovised
cs: you gave me a cd full of thier stuff, dex
Principalpoop: but we decide which is right, and which is an illusion
Dexter Fong: Yes I did Cat =)
cs: whendid they start? 40s?
Dexter Fong: Poop: I'll take the door on the right
Principalpoop: and the new song fong wins is...
Dexter Fong: Maybe very late forties, prolly early fifties
cs: poop, that's why my name is simril. because we have to decide that is real and what just seems real
cs: nohting good ever came from the right
Principalpoop: elton john, honkey cat hehe
Dexter Fong: Nothing is so but hinking makes it so, Horatio
Dexter Fong: thinking also
Principalpoop: man is just a reed, but he is a thinking reed
Principalpoop: get back honkey cat, get back jojo
cs: i liked early elton. empty skys, the great 2nd album, tiny dancer up until benny and the jets, i think my favourite tune by him, and he never had another good one
Dexter Fong: get back to another spring
Principalpoop: all the taupin songs, lovely
Dexter Fong: Yellow Brick road was pretty good, "Goodbye Norma Jean"
cs: same thing with steve mliler. he became enormously popular, and then wrote pap for the rest of his career
cs: i liked only Benny of that immense albums, dex
cs: only time i saw him, he was here promoting that album. mostly sucked
Dexter Fong: Cat: I saw Miller last spring at the Metropolitan Museum doing a concert with Jim Hall and several other great guitarists, He was okay.
cs: thats good
Dexter Fong: Yes it was =))
Principalpoop: scooby doo the musical is coming to salem
Dexter Fong: to be burned as witches
cs: the harpsichord piece "baby's calling me home: was one of the best songs of its era. his 2nd album Salior was the first thing i heard stoned and probably the best anyone could hear in that condition
Principalpoop: little surf girl, little one
Principalpoop: have to wait and see, borat was there for his movie
cs: midnight tango from his steve miller 5 album another genre bending classic.
Dexter Fong: Ahhh, the Beach Boys....The song brain did with Van Dyke Parks, "Surf's Up" is amazingly good
Principalpoop: we can ride the surf together while our love would grow
Dexter Fong: Brian
Dexter Fong: Pet Sounds
Dexter Fong: what a great album
cs: i never lived the beach boys, even though i went to school with a bunch of surfers in the 60s
Principalpoop: makes me think of summers at the pool
Dexter Fong: Chlorine's up
cs: there are groups i hate more than the beach boys, but not many
Principalpoop: blues image sang what?
Dexter Fong: Cat, it's a lot more enjoyable if you think about the things you like that the things you don't like
cs: true
Dexter Fong: Life's too short
cs: if only it were that simple
Dexter Fong: It *is* that simple...just refocus
Principalpoop: 73 men sailing on to history
cs: i can think about vince guaraldi forever, but i can't BE vince guaraldi and hes been dead for decades
Dexter Fong: Well there's a blessing
Principalpoop: ride cat ride upon your mystery ship, to a world that others might have missed
Dexter Fong: Captain, Ride upon this, my mighty sausage ship
cs: yes you can displace bad thoughts with good ones, but you cannot exist on a platform of total mental control. you'd soon stop brearthing
Principalpoop: the blimp the blimp
Dexter Fong: News Flash, the autonomic system takes care of the breathing, heart beating and other such stuff
Principalpoop: ahhh, the chi-lites, smooth, have you seen her? tell me have you seen her?
Dexter Fong: Leaving us free to contemplate the fairer things of our nature
Dexter Fong: Poop: I seen her, and she was out wid Julio, down by de schul yard
Principalpoop: i know I cannot hide from a memory, though day after day I try
Dexter Fong: I thing she convoited
Principalpoop: julio is spanish for jojo right?
Dexter Fong: No, Jojo is Spanish for Julio
Principalpoop: then what is hey juice?
Principalpoop: or zeus
cs: oh juicy. i'm home
Principalpoop: i am lost, baby I am lost
Dexter Fong: Hey juice, or conversely, Jey Huice is home brewed liquor made from crops dustings, dried foliage, and animal droppings
cs: i brought fidel casto home for dinner
Principalpoop: how is that cuba blockage working out?
Dexter Fong: Mr. Gray cleared that up a long time ago
cs: he looks well fed. he should feed us for a week.
Principalpoop: herbie hancock and quincy jones doing take 5
cs: i have a cuban missile crisis tale in my book. i told dex when i visited him in 2010
cs: sounds gross, poop.
Principalpoop: kinda messy, but ok
Dexter Fong: Off Putting Science fact of the day: From Todays NYTime Science section: It seems that some people suffering from certain viruses can be cured by ingesting diluted fecal matter from other humans
Principalpoop: sure, it repopulates the ordinary beasties that live in the gut
cs: that sounds like louis armstrong playing the cecil taylor songbook
Dexter Fong: So apparently, the old adage, eat shit and die!, may no longer be appropriate
Principalpoop: the alternative applies, eat shit and bark at the moon
cs: but its really great shit, mrs presky
Dexter Fong: Or shit in your hat and call it somebody elses curls
Dexter Fong: And so, Mans infinite interest in his own fecal matter continues
Principalpoop: i did not know I had this song, robin trower, too rolling stoned
Dexter Fong: speaking of such, I must to the whizatorium, brb
Principalpoop: oh my
cs: rolling is good. stoned is good.
Principalpoop: i have seen robin trower, not familiar with him though
cs: its just a shot away, old man
Principalpoop: foot tapping musak
cs: war children
Principalpoop: peace seniors
cs: sometimes it works that way
Principalpoop: oops a 9 minute song, going on a ride here
cs: its just a kiss away
Principalpoop: have you ever been experienced
Principalpoop: not necessarily stoned
Principalpoop: cuse me, while I kiss the sky
Principalpoop: trower is flying lordy
Dexter Fong: Let's do the Griddley Bear
Principalpoop: mister griddley and the guy from dennis the menace
cs: oh heavenly grid
Principalpoop: go robin go, yowzah
Dexter Fong: Beyonce sand that...or rther lipsynched that at the inaugeration
Dexter Fong: Robin trower, Bridge of Sighs is the only song I can remember
Principalpoop: stole the show from the ba ba ba bangs
Principalpoop: this too rolling stoned is the joint
Principalpoop: now bob is tangled up in blue
Dexter Fong: on a blig blass bled?
Principalpoop: rain falling on my shoes, lord knows I paid some dues
cs: i think bob has overstayed his welcome
Principalpoop: he still has his moments
Dexter Fong: For shame, next you'll be callin' Neil Young an Old Man by the Side of the Road
cs: the last song he wrote that i liked was black diamond bay, 1975
cs: i hear his autobi sucks but havnet read. keith richards' auto not bad
Dexter Fong speaking in an echoey voice;"Think of the Positive, Cat, think of the positive".
Principalpoop: i want to read sotomyers, what a trip
cs: i mean neil young's autobi. i read dylan and fuck him. why the fuck should i care abvout his losing his 79 foot yaught
Dexter Fong: its sotomayer Poop
Principalpoop: thanks lecher long
cs: posivtely 5th street, that not far from where you live, dex
Dexter Fong: Your right, I live on absolutely St. Marks Place
Principalpoop: like a bird that flew, tangled up in blue
cs: i was shitting home one night, watching old cronkite on the 7:00 news
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: what dylan song is that from?
cs: david suzuki show just started. he is younger than you but looks much older, dex
cs: the nature of things, about the moral life of babies tonighte
cs: black diamond bay, my fave, poop
cs: im mising some words
Principalpoop: i meant the line about watching cronkite lol
cs: accross canada in 71 and 73, immense distances and kept myself sane by singing long dylan songs and entire firessign plas
Principalpoop: top 40, andy kim, rock me gently, ain't it good, ain't it right
cs: plays
Principalpoop: 15F and the dog wants out, if you crumbs leave while I am gone, have a super week hehe
Principalpoop: brb
Dexter Fong: Cat: Who is David Suzuki?
cs: I was sittin home one night in la
Dexter Fong: okay
cs: watching old cronkite on the 700 news
Dexter Fong: Good job
Dexter Fong: Fuck ABC
cs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Suzuki
Dexter Fong: Okay, gonna read it...don't go away
cs: suzuki is the premiere public intellectual in canada. had a tv show called The Nature of Things on Thursdays for the past 40 years, on now
cs: are we born to be helpful?
cs: has
cs: there was a 60 minutes segment about this recently
cs: its very good
Dexter Fong: Okay....wow....shit.....jeeze.....also he's older than me by about 7 months
Dexter Fong: I saw the page and didn't know where to start =))
Merlyn: hey cya next week
||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 11:12 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Dexter Fong: That he was so ahead on the global warming thing...
Dexter Fong: Night Merlyn
cs: i think his existance is responsible for a greater intelligence in the canadian population
cs: by meryl
Dexter Fong: Okay, I'll come over to your country and then I won't be the dumbest guy anymore
Principalpoop: back
Principalpoop: sorry about the crumbs crack, too strong a word
Dexter Fong: Come to Canada, and be more intelligent
cs: with our new PM, i think the opposite will happen dex
Principalpoop: be more intelligent eh
Dexter Fong: Hey Poop: Did your dog react to the cold?
Principalpoop: he has a good coat, he would stay our if I let him
Principalpoop: he is fast when it rains, or super hot...
Dexter Fong: Maybe you should take up snowshoing
Principalpoop: i am getting old or something, the weather feels raw
cs: He can join Fumiyo
Principalpoop: i remember winter cold, i don't remember it feeling raw like this often
cs: If I'm gonna live to be as old as Dex, I'm gonna have to be Really Lucky
Dexter Fong: On the MacKenzie trek with Poop and Fumiyo
Dexter Fong: And careful Cat
cs: Like gambling in Vegas and winning lucky
Principalpoop: i saw a botetourt woman turned 100 in portland the other day
Dexter Fong: what the hell is a botetourt?
Principalpoop: has not been here in 85 years but we still claim her hehe
Principalpoop: my county
Dexter Fong: Bo-de tort?
cs: you live in a fictional country? how convenient
Dexter Fong: That's stupid!!
Principalpoop: bot tot
Dexter Fong: bow tox?
cs: isnt pederasty illegal by now?
Dexter Fong: Why? Thinking about doing it?
cs: tots and tots
Dexter Fong: Besides, the punk got away
Principalpoop: no thanks to danger
cs: dinger
Dexter Fong: or Bradshaw
cs: donger? dunger?
Principalpoop: denger, the guy on cheers
Dexter Fong: Uncurable viral infestion, try Dungers, it usualy works
Principalpoop: full of fecal materials from your neighbors
Dexter Fong: Sickening globaly, curing locally
Principalpoop: got diarhea? suck my ...
Principalpoop: so that is what mister gray is digging for hehe
Dexter Fong: Cureall, a product from Golden Showers
Dexter Fong: When a whiz just isn't enough
Principalpoop: quinton tarantino was on that bbc show
Dexter Fong: Golden Showers?
Principalpoop: explain that asparagus makes your pee smell like that
Principalpoop: and that pineapple, eating pineapple makes your sperm taste like pineapple
Dexter Fong: It just does, and in an incredibly brief amount of time
Dexter Fong: Bartender, gimme another pineapple jizm
Principalpoop: the asparagus is genetic, it does not work for all people
Dexter Fong: Who doesn't it work for
Principalpoop: probably the same people than cannot curl their tongue, i don't know lol
Dexter Fong: When you curl your tongue like that, it makes me think of pineapple
Principalpoop: the people that can put their thumb next to their arm
Dexter Fong: Mr. Gray says, big deal, can they put their thumb up their ass?
Principalpoop: a guy wrapped his sack with leather straps and shoved them up there, does that count?
Dexter Fong: only to two
Dexter Fong: I think
Dexter Fong: If a Medici, only to one
Dexter Fong: or three
Dexter Fong: I forgot which
Principalpoop: practicing that kept him off the streets which is a good thing
Dexter Fong: Hell, if you can get it the first time, why bother repeating
Principalpoop: i was telling a swedish friend, I hate it when my balls get in the cold toilet water
Dexter Fong: Speaking of keeping one of the streets,, I've gotta park a car
Principalpoop: he did not want to believe it
Dexter Fong: off
Principalpoop: hail rita, keep warm and well all :D
Dexter Fong: Rita says Ave
Dexter Fong: Night Cat and Poop
Principalpoop: good luck with vegas cat,
||||||||| "Hey Principalpoop!" ... Principalpoop turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:34 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Dexter Fong rushes off, saying "11:34 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
cs: off we fly
||||||||| Catherwood says "11:35 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs cs by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
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Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

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And, "The Home Team"