A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for January 31, 2013 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| 7:03 PM: RedPillTweeny jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
||||||||| It's 7:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'DJTween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:19 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
DJTween: Betty Jo Bialofsky?
DJTween: Susan, Underhill?
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa inside, makes a note of the time (8:28 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Dropping in early, for no reason
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Be cool, no hurry to be anywhere
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Just sitting here on the Group W bench, because I can't kill women and children, and burn villages . . . .
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Oh yeah, that's Arlo's line
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Woody's kid
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: What's your first initial Tween, . . .B?
||||||||| New notice: 'There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 8pm CST this evening. Listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Ever wonder why ya can't seem to attract those other participants??
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: The Great Mystery of Life?
DJTween: "It's the pitts!!"
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: It's the strata above the fray
DJTween: eat or be eatennnnn
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Hey Tween, got ot know you work hard and aren't qppeciated
DJTween: We should form the Union Of Surrealists, and demand better time
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: That's the only CD that is out of print,
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: WE have it, but most don't know it exists
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:37 PM and late as usual, it's Thweeny, just back from Elmertown."
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Have noticed that Proc is hot on the gun control, and the BBC Mysteries
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: For turning seventy, he seems to be more active
Thweeny: The Zeppo Tube must be controlled
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Living in tubes and pushing buttons, what else??
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: With this economy, we could all be in that situation
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: docile and unquestioning . . . .
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Cat should be exiting his box, kicking over and covering, what is left behind, verbally and otherwise
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: So, where is he??
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Has Dex been properly medicated before signing in, curious mind want to know ??
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Bong the Fong, please
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: A sip of coffee for me, please
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Have to check Face Book, to see if I still have one, excuse please . .
Thweeny: So, how's tricks in your neck of the woods?
Thweeny: catherwood, please give pitts a cup of sumantran coffee
||||||||| Catherwood gets pitts a cup of sumantran coffee.
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: The storm blew thru, but still here to complain
Thweeny: don't mind the rats, we won't way 'em
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Catherwood, get some World Piece, please
||||||||| Catherwood gets some world piece.
Thweeny: easy as Pi
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Can't make any money doing that ?
Thweeny: monet??
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Transiant number . . .
Thweeny: ah, IBM tattoos for Jews Hitler administration'
Thweeny: RFID is better
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: JuJuBees, and Gummed Drops, all goods of the earth
||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - Vangelis “Blade Runner Blues” - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Radio'ed Freak Idiots Demented
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: They did a re-make of that movie, I think?
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: There's no particular noise, as to Phil Austin's 'Beaver Teeth,' which he posted on his Blog of the Unknown,' recently
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: He did a re-make of that site
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Want to talk about surreal, dive into twenty chapters of that
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: At the same time, can understand his difficulty of getting a publisher for it, earlier
Thweeny: So, hoosier home, Pits?
||||||||| Dexter Fong enters at 8:58 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Thweeny: hey Dex
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: A hose stockings, like melted cheese strained
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Hey Dex
Dexter Fong: Hey Zee Pee
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, January 31, 2013 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Dexter Fong: Hi Tweeny, feeling better I hope
Thweeny: Yeah, had avery bad week
Dexter Fong: Flu?
Thweeny: Globner's
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Some of those stack up against you, sometimes
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Just can't duck quick enough
Thweeny: let alone geese
Dexter Fong: Just Tern your head and cough
Thweeny: and watch out for the schnook
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Fish, what fish
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Merlyn', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:04 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Howdy, Merl
DJTween: Hey Merl
Merlyn: hello
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Cold enough in Minn town
||||||||| cs steals in around 9:06 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| Outside, the 9:06 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Principalpoop coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Hey Cat
cs: fuck the what?
Dexter Fong: Hey Poop
Dexter Fong: Hiya Cat
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Poop man, wlecome
Principalpoop: hi all and you too
cs: i been doing a lot of writing for new book
cs: very inspired of late
DJTween: glad to be here, in whatever condition ;)
Merlyn: da pooper
cs: i have deadline, bit's birthday so like near hanging that does concentrate one's attention
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: A Coolection of letters and numbers?
Principalpoop: it is nice to be had
DJTween: shoes for industry!
Merlyn: hey all, I just got a bunch of the Firesign cafepress stuff -- 10 or so shirts, a mousepad, a mug and a bumper sticker and I think the quality is really good
Merlyn: (this is not an ad)
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Boots For Fred
Merlyn: my old firesign shirts are starting to get too ripped up
DJTween: pretty good Kris parody :-)
cs: fred would love your mneyh
cs: tasty trach, twween
Merlyn: hey DJ, this is Austin isn't it?
Principalpoop: which bumper sticker?
cs: merl, you are as capable of being ripped as a moon is capable of turning into a supernova
Merlyn: the one I drew - Bozos with Bergman cartoon as a clown
Principalpoop: k3wl
||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - Phil Austin’s Roller Maidens From Outer Space - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
cs: show your shelf
Principalpoop: i used to have a six-pack, now I have a barrel
Merlyn: since I got Nick and Mark Time with Phil and David
Dexter Fong: expose your etagerie
cs: hey phil. why arent you hre?
DJTween: mmmm Challenger T/A
cs: any news, merl?
Merlyn: oh, and ralph spoilsport for the other phil
Merlyn: nothing I know of cat
Merlyn: taylor would probably be most up to date
Merlyn: or up for a date, I'm married
Thweeny: Roller Maidens From Outer Space - http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=rm
cs: fuck, merl. i asked you about florida and there they are, making money
DJTween: and a segue into Nick Danger
Merlyn: who's making money in florida?
cs: why arent you promoting this, merl?
Merlyn: that sounds dirty if you remember florida is a girl's name
DJTween: manatees
Merlyn: promoting what
Principalpoop: kissimee quick
DJTween: lol
cs: dave and his wife, proc too, and oss kid who was in my play,uh, why arnet we promoting this?
DJTween: that was fast, P
cs: isnt this why this exists?
Principalpoop: it is just a waiting room, we are here waiting
Merlyn: what are you talking about cat?
Merlyn: use actual words
cs: hi poop
Principalpoop: colbert was picking on the canadians again hehe
cs: thhw florida show, merl. what the fuck do you think?
cs: colbert is a kind of disease
DJTween: oops
cs: hi tween
DJTween: Hey cease
Principalpoop: i thought my headphone batteries had worn out again
DJTween: DJ hit the wrong media button and turned off the sound from the music computer
cs: i thingkthepossiblity of me ever visitihg texas is as likely as me visitng jupiter but yuou never know
Merlyn: that's not a firesign show, and the firesign facebook page advertises it
cs: are you in touch with the guys, merl?
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Last week of BBC show?
cs: anythg top smoke is better thwqn onting tgo smoeke
Principalpoop: which bbc show?
cs: fuck
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: Aggie Christie's
Principalpoop: why the fuck are you fucking saying fuck so much cat, fucking hell...
Merlyn: well I get email from them on occasion
Dexter Fong: Cat: Are you wearing that blindfold again?
cs: cuz it works for me, poop.,
Principalpoop: fucking A
cs: i was an english teachre for 31 yearws and neverr swore
cs: i'mmakkng up for lost swearingtime
Principalpoop: yes, teaching english, not american, fucking A
DJTween: wakaramas?
Merlyn: here's a newspaper story on the BBC murders: http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/01/15/3182450/legendary-producer-comes-home.html
cs: thanks for firesign tween
DJTween: /me wonders how the japanese language can possibly translate into latin
DJTween: glad to be here, cease :-)
DJTween: The English language has 26 characters. The Chinese language has around 3000
DJTween: or so I've heard
Dexter Fong: and they all sound about the same
Principalpoop: Yet now, at 82, the Israel-born Buffman, There was no Israel 82 years ago...
DJTween: hai!
Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa: and, Firesign only four . . .
Dexter Fong: and none of them sound the same
DJTween: lol
cs: it is possiible to be more fucked up thanme,. bugt it would be difficiklgt
Merlyn: they all sound like Melanie Haber
cs: you afre so lucky dex, to be alive
Merlyn: or is it Audrey Farber
Dexter Fong: Why? Did something happen?
Principalpoop: there are billions of chinese, only natural they would have more characters than us
cs: i am 15 years younger than you, but infintley closer to death
Dexter Fong: You takin' downers again, Cat?
DJTween: cease, you said this album was recommended by an audiophile site? I believe it
Dexter Fong: Tween: It was me
cs: yews
Principalpoop: don't smoke, drink or fool around with women, you may not live long but it will seem like a hella of long time
DJTween: ah, OK
Dexter Fong: Stereophile Magazine
DJTween: Well, it's really good :)
cs: not for 40 years, dex
Principalpoop: drink a glass of vinegar cat
Dexter Fong: Ok Cat...you seem rather perturbed tonight
cs: less than usual, dex
DJTween: good to hear :)
cs: i am realy iinto my book
Principalpoop: these autheurs and artistes, tempermental
cs: there's a chaper about our meal at per so
Merlyn: I love this bit
Merlyn: the two voices
cs: i expect to die soon
Principalpoop: can I have your new pc cat?
cs: you want to come to vsn, sure, popo
Dexter Fong: Cat: There was an article in last weeks NYTimes Food section about restaurants trying to deter people from phographing their food, they say it slows up the dining process and they get fewer seatings
Principalpoop: a long way, just for a pc, what else have you got for me?
Principalpoop: that is bs, how long does it take to cell phone take a picture? BS
DJTween: Do they still allow American tourists to camp at Victoria Island?
cs: Poop, i'd love to say fuck you,but it would annoy mr. fond
Dexter Fong: Poop: It's not the photo time, it's the set up
DJTween: My family did that after the Montreal World's Fair in 1967
cs: who who is healthier than i'll ever be
Principalpoop: i see no evidence of set up in most of the place settings or plates I have seen, but ok
||||||||| Zazu_Pitts_Rheumy_LaDoDa leaves to catch the 9:40 PM train to Billville.
DJTween: Crossed Canada and back through the US
Principalpoop: dying soon of what cat? will the pc be contagious?
Dexter Fong: I mean, people moving dishes around, trying to get the right angle, light etc
cs: here's a chapter in my book about the montrteal fair
cs: a trip and a half
Dexter Fong: Wonder why ZP left without notice
DJTween: You were at Montreal '67?
cs: yes
DJTween: kewl :-)
DJTween: World's Fairs are a great idea
cs: a candy whichg changed flaour everu second
DJTween: also at NYC in '64
Principalpoop: i thought you wrote world farts are a great idea
Principalpoop: maybe it is a problem fong, i thought the free publicity would increase popularity of the restaurante
DJTween: Be careful P, Gore will charge you a fart tax
Dexter Fong: Poop; I dunno, just reporting
Principalpoop: and I had a kneejerk reaction, ok
cs: way too wrecked
Principalpoop: he is just against pollution, why are you busing Gore's balls tween?
DJTween: /me gives P some martial arts protection equipment for his knee jerks
cs: but i prefer stoned to dEAD
Principalpoop: i am a jerk with knees, watch out
Dexter Fong: and I'm a sausage with eyes
DJTween: I often thank Mr. Gore for inventing the internet
DJTween: and a Spanish bull run
Principalpoop: he did personally support funding for the college networking that became the internet, give him credit
DJTween: ya think? lol
cs: i was onacid whenij firsft heard it. it is better than acisd
Principalpoop: saying he invented it was going to far, but it was on the same road
Principalpoop: antacid? pepto or what?
Dexter Fong: Cat: Maybe you're just having a flashback...might exp[lain a lot =))
Principalpoop: a spanish fly bull
Principalpoop: this album might make me a stereophobe
Dexter Fong: scared left and right?
Principalpoop: make me behave
cs: i'm not nice. fumiyo is
Principalpoop: you are nice, you bastard you
cs: you have a goood voice, tex
Principalpoop: make up my mind, tv or not tv?
Merlyn: gotta go, forgot to get my new prescription... cya next week
||||||||| At 9:55 PM, Merlyn vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Principalpoop: night M
Dexter Fong: Night and thanks Merlyn
cs: i have promised my long dead daugher i'd write a book abo9t her
cs: vevery moticvaed
cs: ]
cs: fuck
cs: meeting berrgman duahge inspires me and should every body elsed
cs: daughter
cs: if berrman were still alive he'd wanf me to do this
Principalpoop: Lets eat
Thweeny: TV Or Not TV - http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=tont
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
cs: i took this album from toronto to vancouver in 73
Thweeny: cs: i have promised my long dead daugher i'd write a book abo9t her < hard thing, which no one who has not had children can begin to imagine
Thweeny: Maybe, see your daughter in other young women?
cs: i wish el was here
cs: no.
cs: she was blown up 15 years ago.
Thweeny: her Facebook posts have sounded like rough times
Thweeny: gas tank explosion?
cs: i got into facebookk becase i needed to montior than
cs: but most of my faceboik findd are firesie frineds
Thweeny: Crown Vic police cars started blowing up around Dallas. Texas was not amused
cs: dex
Thweeny: just wondering, in case you want to talk about it
Dexter Fong: Yes Cat?
cs: i'mlucky to hae met you
Principalpoop: we can call fong when we need him? wow, I did not know that
cs: you give me a possiblity of lliving a lng time
Thweeny: P has magic!
Thweeny: Can raise Merlyn and Fong at will!
cs: i cdid not know i coult live that lonb
cs: you stupid cunt
Thweeny: lol
Thweeny: Well, if you're going to bring genetallia into this...
Dexter Fong: Maybe it's an interaction between that blindfold and the acid flashbacks
Thweeny: or gonearea
Principalpoop: warlock, dredlock, keylock
cs: i never did enought drugw tro have flashbacks
Thweeny: I hear the deutch locks are the best we'd
Principalpoop: cockb locks
cs: fuck
Thweeny: lol cease
Thweeny: you need to ask your wife about that
cs: it is a matter of doing what you need to do
Thweeny: What do I need to do?
Principalpoop: might I humbly suggest that you try saying shit rather than fuck
cs: my wife and i have been excatically married for 37 years.
Dexter Fong: fuck a bunch of shit
cs: thats an immense amout ot time of ecstasy
Dexter Fong: or as Cat might say fyga buntch og syti
cs: yes my typing is not necessarily of this reality
DJTween: best to the 37 :-)
DJTween: fuck
DJTween: rofl
Dexter Fong: lol
Principalpoop: steady
cs: good quorte, tween. you do much good by playiing firsging here
Dexter Fong: stealthy
cs: fuci spelling
Thweeny: I'm glad to be here
DJTween: Firesign has beenpart of our lives for a very long time
cs: there may be mant reasons why you should not exiist, but playiing firesginf here is not one of then
Dexter Fong: Indeed it has, grasshooper
DJTween: The 'court jesters of america'
Principalpoop: damning you with faint praise that hehe
DJTween: glad my tech can be of service
Principalpoop: yep you done did good
Dexter Fong: I thought the court jesters were The Harlem Globetrotters
cs: me? spell?
cs: i saw harlem g in la in lae 50s. they rocked
Dexter Fong: I'll cast a spell over you
DJTween: The Harlem Globetrotters were featured in the movie Airplane!
cs: lakers had just moved to la
Principalpoop: so you like gladiator movies tween?
DJTween: You had the fish?
cs: kareemn rocked in that flick
cs: we wre both in ucla in 69
Principalpoop: boy, i picked a bad day to stop using metamphetamines
cs: lol poor
cs: breaking bad just another emmy
DJTween likes the movie Gladiola
Principalpoop: i preferred Lew Alcinder
Principalpoop: and cassius clay
DJTween: a movie about southern california women who beat poetry
Dexter Fong: Just saw a very entertaining movie "Stand Up Guys" w/ Chris Walken, pacino, and Alan arkin
DJTween: to death
Principalpoop: what had poetry ever done to them? why beat it?
Principalpoop: the ads for that look good
Principalpoop: and 3 great actors
cs: i went to ucla with lew. he towered over fellow students
Principalpoop: my mom lived a few blocks from usc
cs: i also went to usc with oj
DJTween: I thought you hated SC?
DJTween: May Van be warm and gentile
DJTween: er, gentle
Principalpoop: colbert is from sc, speaking of south california
DJTween: Gouda is better than Colbert
Principalpoop: for the middle ages
Principalpoop: halvarti to you
DJTween: oops
||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - Proctor &Bergman’s “TV Or Not TV - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
Principalpoop: i did not hear a lapse, why the oops?
DJTween: still trying to figure out the DJ thing ;)
DJTween: didn't post the current recor-ding
Principalpoop: your time is your time is your time
DJTween: That's it for tonight, folks
DJTween: THanks for listening :-)
Principalpoop: thanks so much
DJTween: Wynonna Judd
Principalpoop: judd or juggs?
Principalpoop: wink wink
Dexter Fong: Thanks Tweeny
Principalpoop: glad your globners is in remission, keep healthy
cs: always look on the bright side of life
Dexter Fong: Yes, remission...not cure, because, as we all know, the only cure is death
Principalpoop: luck be a lady tonight
cs: vegas is that alter-world. people trying to fuck luck.
Principalpoop: sit down sit down sit down you're rocking the boat
DJTween: later, gators
||||||||| DJTween rushes off, saying "10:41 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Dexter Fong: Guys and Dolls tonight Poop?
cs: by tween'
Dexter Fong: Night tweeny
Principalpoop: i saw a part of it last nght, just echoing a bit
cs: it?
Principalpoop: guys and dolls movie
Dexter Fong: Guys and Dolls, the movie..I presume?
Principalpoop: exactly
||||||||| 10:42 PM -- Thweeny left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Principalpoop: but stand up guys is good?
Principalpoop: i have not been out to a movie is years, i used to see them all
Principalpoop: in
Dexter Fong: Yeah, it's very entertaining...not like a "Great" movie..but fun to watch Walken and Pacino and Arkin interact
Principalpoop: oki
cs: hey
Principalpoop: hay is for horses, say excuse me if you wish to be excused into the conversation
Dexter Fong: Wife and I are "taking" a film class with Richard Brown from NYU. Every week, we see a movie that hasn't opened yet and usually, the producer or director is there to talk about it
cs: i just read your post. it is hard for to edite'
Principalpoop: wow fong
cs: ffumiyo and i are both old enoght for seniors discont corses
Principalpoop: canadian seniors, you sculpt ice cubes or what?
cs: shes going snow shoieng, im taking a seniors class in olive oil
cs: ararenty9ou older thwan metr, poop:]?
Principalpoop: you crush olives, what is there to study? lol
Dexter Fong: Olive Oyl? Isn't a course in Popeye a prerequiset?
Principalpoop: i am a spring chicken, 55 and stay alive
Dexter Fong: Double Nickels and hold the pickles, Lieutenant
Principalpoop: Wimpys class is only held on thursdays
Dexter Fong: If you let me watch it tinight I will gladly repay you next week
Principalpoop: i was trying to work that in there, good job fong hehe
Dexter Fong: Great minds on parrallel tracks will never meet
Principalpoop: tell mister brown that mister jorgenson of roanoke is sick of changing camera angles for no reason whatsoever
Principalpoop: new movies are like a smothers brothers god damn montage
cs: fuck
Principalpoop: we really need 50 camera angles of the same scene?
Dexter Fong: lol
Dexter Fong: It's alive!!
cs: n ot necessrily
cs: i try not to die
Principalpoop: drag it home, kill it and eat it then
cs: sometimes more successful, sometimes less
Principalpoop: life, so they say, something something drifts away
Principalpoop: seels and crotch?
cs: always lok on the bright side of life
Dexter Fong: hall and oaks
Principalpoop: lool
Dexter Fong whistles the reprise
cs: that song and flick did me more good
cs: in dealing with
cs: Bits' death'
Principalpoop: i saw jerry lewis put a glass in his mouth after my dad died, laughed til I cried
Principalpoop: saw pet detective after mom died, laughed until cried again
cs: yeah it's so fucking boiring for me to keep talking about my daughter's death, eh?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: dog wants out, not boring, i can't fathom the loss, and so at a loss for words
Principalpoop: brb
cs: ok
cs: i haxd dream of fumiyo needing tro change parking like you
Dexter Fong: Does she drive?
cs: dex
Dexter Fong: yes?
cs: yeah we cope with what we can
Dexter Fong: That's about it Cat
Dexter Fong: The choices are limited
cs: i havent died yet. lucky met
cs: my book is really coking, dex. we should talk. it a reat tribute to bit
cs: real
Dexter Fong: Well, with my Mother dieing last july, the only thing I want is to not live past the point of there being enjoyment
cs: lots of friends contribute
cs: you inspire me to not die,dex
Dexter Fong: The last couple years of her life were.....not horrible, but not really of any noticeable quality either
Dexter Fong: If I could inspire you to not dwell on your own death, that would make me feel good
cs: my mother was evil when she was a small child. 94 years hasnt changed much
Dexter Fong: I thought that her condition had had the effect of making her more pleasant?
cs: yes dex you demonstate to me that i dont have rto falll into madness like my parents
cs: and you['re healthire thsn me, ok thats easy to do
Dexter Fong: What age were they when they crossed that line?
cs: to be certfied as crazy? mid 80s
Principalpoop: back
cs: a little older than you, eH
Dexter Fong: Wait! Were they, in fact, certified. I understand your mother is senile, yes? But your father?
cs: I fear deing befoe fulflling my p0otential
Principalpoop: my parents dropped dead in their early 60s
Dexter Fong: Together?
Principalpoop: no, years a part
Dexter Fong: So it wasn't some kind of pact then?
cs: lol
Principalpoop: smoking and drinking pacts, but not with each other
Dexter Fong: lol
Dexter Fong: Me too
Dexter Fong: but not with anyone else
Principalpoop: i have smoked everyday for about 40 years now, that is a slow poison
cs: both my dads parents died at f69
Dexter Fong: Fahreheit 69?
cs: grandpa died in 1925 gramma in 1958
Principalpoop: had a grandmother, no smoking or drinking, 96 and no mind problems
Dexter Fong: Wow, truly a child bride ...or an extremely aged groom
cs: i smoked for years as have millions and still livewe take the pleasre we can get]
Dexter Fong: Poop: I had a grandmother like that, no smoking, no drinking, lotsa church. I suspect there were mind problems however
Dexter Fong: I mean to say, fun was a dirty word to her
cs: you have long life genes, dex
Principalpoop: my grandmother was congregationist thing from rhode island, very cheerful
cs: whegher you deserve them or not
Principalpoop: long legs run in my family also
Dexter Fong: I see by the lines in my palm that my life line has crossed my line of romance. I think that means I masturbated too much
Principalpoop: long noses run in my family also
cs: you're a good man,poop
Dexter Fong: How's your doggie Poop?
Principalpoop: is it even possible to masturbate too much?
cs: or woman, i know not
Dexter Fong: Poop: These days with Viagra etc, no way
Principalpoop: a few accidents in the house, I have no idea why, I take him out everytime he asks
Dexter Fong: How old?
Principalpoop: less than 10
Dexter Fong: What breed
Dexter Fong: or breeds?
Principalpoop: bench-legged beagle
Dexter Fong: IIRC beagles are not awfully long lived
Principalpoop: beagle with a touch of daucshound or bassett hound or something
Dexter Fong: SAo could be old age
cs: you guys cool?
Principalpoop: he is drinking more, than usual
Principalpoop: it was 70 the other day, back to freezing tonight
cs: hmm
Dexter Fong: We cool, we cool
Principalpoop: chilly baby
Dexter Fong: Yeah, 67 yesteray, 20s tonight
cs: yesterday i was very inspired
Dexter Fong: speaking of tonight, I'll give rita your regards Poop
Principalpoop: keep it up
Principalpoop: that time already, hail rita
cs: all my best to rita
Dexter Fong: Night Cat...keep working =)
Dexter Fong: Night Dear Friends
Principalpoop: a super week, ciaooo
||||||||| Dexter Fong leaves to catch the 11:23 PM train to New York.
||||||||| "11:23 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Principalpoop, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
cs: off wr float
||||||||| 11:24 PM -- cs left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

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