A Firesign Chat


||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 07, 2013 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Speaker Fudd', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 1:45 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
Speaker Fudd: The Convention of the National Surrealists Light People’s Party ---- not affiliated with the National Surrealists School of Broadcasting — will please come to order! My fellow delegates!
Speaker Fudd: My follow delegates! Except for the snakes. If God were registered, I’m sure He’d vote the same way I’m going to. Or maybe not. Well, anyway — Stop eating each other! Not Insane!
Speaker Fudd: Howdy Tween!!
||||||||| At 1:46 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Speaker Fudd!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and intones "Announcing 'DJTween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:32 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
||||||||| New notice: 'There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 8pm CST this evening. Listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
||||||||| Thweeny sneaks in around 8:35 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
DJTween: Catherwood, quite calling me Shirley
||||||||| Catherwood callings DJTween shirley.
||||||||| "8:55 PM? 8:55 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Dexter Fong should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Dexter Fong enters and sits at the bar.
Dexter Fong: HiTweeny/Thweeny
DJTween: Hello Dexter
DJTween: You folks are in for a bit of a whitening, aren't you?
DJTween: Was 80 in Austin today
Dexter Fong: No need to look for Nemo any longer
DJTween: The map looks just plain ugly
Dexter Fong: NYC "could" get @ 2 feet, Boston 3
DJTween: Oh my Good Grid...
Dexter Fong: Plus coastal dwellers facing the dreaded storm scourge again
||||||||| Catherwood enters with cs close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:59 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, February 07, 2013 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| "9:00 PM? 9:00 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Principalpoop should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Principalpoop enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
DJTween: Hey cease
Dexter Fong: Hey Poop
DJTween: Hey P
Dexter Fong: Hi Cat
Principalpoop: feet?
cs: HI all. Music tonight, Tween?
Dexter Fong: of snow
DJTween: gozilla's, apparently
||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - Grateful Dead’s “Fire On The Mountain” - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
Principalpoop: that is a lot of snow for a city
DJTween: previously was some Vangelis from the movie Bladerunner
cs: maybe it'll melt the snow
DJTween: yes indeed
Dexter Fong: Saved by the volcano
cs: good flick. book was better
Principalpoop: i just walked the dog, we have a little hail
Dexter Fong: Ave
Dexter Fong: !!
Dexter Fong raises right hand to show it's empty
Principalpoop: tween, my batteries wore out, it was not you stopping the music abruptly
cs: maybe all that snow will slow down the celtics, who have a big lead over the lakers tonight
Dexter Fong: Poop: Were you trying to dance when your batteries went down?
DJTween: oops, bad cue
Principalpoop: where is monster island?
DJTween: should have pulled the up out of the cellophane
Dexter Fong: Don't worry Tween, kinda fits with this particular FST offering
Principalpoop: i don't dance, i am like that guy in the song
DJTween: Manhattan Monster Island?
Principalpoop: ready for another storm there new yorker?
Dexter Fong: Only during the tourist season which is pretty much all year long
DJTween: Yeah, just what you guys need, after Sandy
Principalpoop: you can shoot tourists all year long? no break for easter or nothing?
DJTween: lol
Dexter Fong: Easter and passover
cs: they guys sound like they're having a lot of fun with this
DJTween: I ripped it from the video, but just audio seems to work OK
Principalpoop: sur real for sure
cs: and if you're following them on facebook, they still are
DJTween: Does miss something without the costumes and antics, though
cs: they seem to have really enjoyed their florida shows
DJTween: Proc has been very active on FB
DJTween: Yeah, I'll bet that was fun in FL
DJTween: Ossman has posted some good pics also
Principalpoop: ahh I was going to google that, i saw in the paper there is some joker named Flo Rida
||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - Martian Space Party - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
DJTween: Flo and Eddy Rida
Dexter Fong: Tween: Is this from the Duke of Madness release?
Principalpoop: Tramar Lacel Dillard a rapper
cs: from musical turtles to sea turtles
Dexter Fong: Yes friends it's the Turtle Island Musical Collective
cs: i tried to order their new book from Bear Manor but they didn't seem to ship to Canada
Principalpoop: rap rap rap, they call me the rapper, rap rap rap they know what I'm after
cs: very odd as I've bought all the other Firesign books from them
Dexter Fong: Cat: It's because you Canuks have banned pennies
Principalpoop: you don't have any pennies to pay the full price in cah nah dah
Dexter Fong: Weel said Poop =))
Thweeny: THE MARTIAN SPACE PARTY DIARY - http://www.firesigntheatre.com/martian/index.html
Principalpoop: fong and poop, sitting in a tree, la de dah he he heehee
Dexter Fong: I told you poop, no tongue
Principalpoop: hard to do a rim shot without a tongue
Dexter Fong: phhhht!
Thweeny: Martian Space Party at IMDB - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0126413/
Dexter Fong: eww and lol poop
Principalpoop: yep and that what it sounds like
Principalpoop: bird of prey motors
cs: there were a lot of car dealer jokes during a period for the guys
Dexter Fong: Keeping the CAWS down
Dexter Fong: and your RIDE up
Principalpoop: my stro, miss stro
cs: one of my high school colleagues bought a new car from ralph williams. it broke down as he was driving it off the lot
Principalpoop: why does the dog want out again so soon? brb
DJTween: lol cease
Dexter Fong: Arf!!
Dexter Fong: Griddley bears
cs: good thing you dont have to go to work in the blizzard, dex. not so good for doc or el
DJTween: no doubt
DJTween: just when they're trying to get the transport system back where it was
Dexter Fong: El may be able to take the subway but doc prolly has to drive which might not be wise
DJTween: Whisperin' Squash up next, unless someone has a suggestion
Dexter Fong: Sounds good Tweeny
cs: you remember the 78 blizzard, dex?
cs: its being remembered on our local news station
cs: this is from austin still imagined a career as a musician
Principalpoop: back, ice pellets here, oh hail
Dexter Fong: Cat: I have no specific memory of such but I tend to not remember such things, in fact...er uh what was the question?
cs: looks bad on the old tv footage
DJTween: lol Dex
Principalpoop: huh?
Dexter Fong: I'm finding this very interesting in terms of how they incorporated this entire broadcast (Let's Eat") into the Not Insane Album
DJTween: try it on the new TV, cease
DJTween: yesh, true Dex
DJTween: *yeah
Dexter Fong: Everything considered, this is much superior to the Album
Principalpoop: i cannot consider everything, how do you do it?
Dexter Fong: I keep and open ....open...uh...huh?
cs: lol tween
Principalpoop: oh ok
Dexter Fong: You bet!!
Dexter Fong: Cha!!
cs: no i dont
Principalpoop: hai chai
Dexter Fong: That is Chinese for High Tea
Dexter Fong: Kicking the gong around
Principalpoop: What is?
Dexter Fong: Wow!! This is not the Let's Eat broadcast
Principalpoop: Put your pants on tween
||||||||| New notice: 'currently playing - from Firesign’s Let’s Eat! series, “The Wisperin’ Squash’ - listen at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:32 PM and Elayne sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Elayne: Evenin' all! Time to batten down the hatches!
Principalpoop: HI E
cs: hi el. stay warm
DJTween: Hey E
Elayne: I've decided to take tomorrow off. Just too exhausted. I got home about 15 minutes ago, another 10.5 hour day.
Principalpoop: lots of snow and wind, definition of blizzard to me
DJTween: Got your snow shoes out?
Dexter Fong: I've been battin' down those hatchets ever since the Lumberjoack's came to town
Elayne: Don't want to fight whatever snowstorm is a'coming.
DJTween: Maybe a set of cross country skis?
cs: Fumiyo went snowshoeing for the first time on Tuesday. Would fit right in back in NYC
Principalpoop: the weather channel gave boston a 10 out of 10 score for a blizzards, highest odds ever given
Dexter Fong: For those of you keeping score, The martian Space Party is a partial either excerpt of recreation of the Let's Eat Martian Space party
Dexter Fong: or recration
Principalpoop: boston is next to new york, right? hehe
Elayne: I have no desire at all to be outside in the snow.
Dexter Fong: Geographically correct poop, if your viewing from outer space
Elayne: But we're supposed to meet Tom and Lili on Sunday. I hope we still can.
Principalpoop: ok, a suburb
Dexter Fong: Ex-urb
Elayne: Doc says his huge-ass assignment is finally over, so I was kinda hoping to see him here tonight.
Elayne: I think Tom T is showing up as well, according to a Facebook conversation we had. He had all sorts of questions re what Firesign loot is out there, and I told him I wasn't the person to ask.
cs: maybe he's here under a psudonym
Thweeny: That's just ugly - http://www.weatherbug.com/images/bugtoday/Impacts_020713_1.jpg
Thweeny: http://weather.weatherbug.com/weather-news/weather-reports.html?zcode=z6286&story=14560
cs: merl would know
Dexter Fong: Wonder if he's snowed out
Principalpoop: i was walking the dog the other night and started shivering
Elayne: No snow has started as of yet. Won't do until tomorrow morning or around noontime.
Principalpoop: my hands were shaking and I could not stop them, haven't been cold like that since I was a kid
Dexter Fong: Did your dog give you his jacket?
Elayne: They were saying "wintry mix" around noon, then back to snow.
Principalpoop: ice pellets here now, like slush on the ground
Principalpoop: not sure if that is part of your storm
Elayne: Where are you, PrinPoop?
Dexter Fong: When I hear the words "wintry mix", I think of root vegetables
Principalpoop: roanoke, that cold was a week or so ago, I came inside and saw the outside temp was 10, before windchill
DJTween: and on top of it all, 3ft storm surges on the coasts
Principalpoop: my fault for not dressing right
Principalpoop: i remember washington had 2 feet once, or more, the place stopped completely
DJTween: dressed way to liberal, eh?
Principalpoop: yes, showing my skin hehe
Dexter Fong: Tween get political
Dexter Fong: Not to be politicizing
Principalpoop: roanoke is in the south west corner of virginia E
DJTween: If nominated, I will not run
Principalpoop: they are small, but hard
Elayne: So I guess we're getting a bit of what you have now, PrinPoop.
Principalpoop: the farmadoo returned
Elayne: Trajectory appears to be going toward the northeast...
Principalpoop: yes, I am just getting a little taste
Principalpoop: of the front edge
DJTween: is it chocolate covered?
Principalpoop: http://classic.wunderground.com/radar/radblast.asp?ID=FCX®ion=b5&lat=37.37787628&lon=-79.82276154&label=Blue%20Ridge%2c%20VA
cs: actually it was highly developed during the war
cs: hollywood complained they couldnt do propaganda as well as the japanese
Elayne: So PrinPoop, one cloud of moderate-to-heavy sitting over your head, like in the cartoons
Principalpoop: our military does a great job now
Principalpoop: yes E, like the guy in peanuts hehe
Principalpoop: or lil abner if you are old enough
Elayne: Need to retire to the bedroom, I'm afraid. Next-door neighbors are being loud again. Bunch of idjit foreign students who apparently don't know how to live like civilized beings. Bye
cs: if its good for general bullmoose, its good for the usa
||||||||| Elayne departs at 9:55 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:55 PM, dragging Bunnyboy by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
cs: by el
cs: stay warm
cs: hi bun
Dexter Fong: Night E...Evening Bunny
Bunnyboy: Lo dere
Principalpoop: night E, good luck all up that way, hip hop bunnyboy
Bunnyboy: Oh! Stay warm, El and Robin!
DJTween: Hey Bunny
Bunnyboy: Utterly mild in Seattle.
cs: this sounds like Just Folks
Dexter Fong: Yeah?
Principalpoop: i see the canadians and americans have opened a joint arctic command, that is the joint...
Principalpoop: i am going to bet the sky is gray bunny, what do I win?
DJTween: Someone has to be in charge of all the hemp up there
Dexter Fong: Tundra tan
DJTween: hehe
Principalpoop: when the poles melt, they must defend the arctic sea
Dexter Fong: When the poles melt, the germans take over
Bunnyboy: Well, sun's down. Let's call it a draw...since it was sunny today.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: and the flags fall
Principalpoop: it was sunny? nice, ok, take it while you can, I don't mind losing that bet
cs: got sunny here late in the aft
DJTween: so it's the germans who are responsible for the warming of northern europe, eh Dex?
Bunnyboy: Having fun, tracking my traveling FST BearManor titles.
Dexter Fong: Jah! To much scnitzel
cs: lucky you, bun
Bunnyboy: No less than 7 relays.
cs: for some reason the bear manor site wont ship to canada
Principalpoop: i was bummed, I used the wrong kind of vinegar in my sauerbraten, it was inedible...
Dexter Fong: cracking walnuts
Principalpoop: playing pachinko with your packages?
Principalpoop: plakinko? plasincho?
Dexter Fong: pachuco
Bunnyboy: Philadelphia, Boston, Fort Worth, San Jose, Oakland...ehrm...one other California stop (not Cucamonga)...and Roseburg.
Principalpoop: i had to find out who was sensitive enough to wear that
Principalpoop: wow bunnyboy
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Was it Kukamonga?
Dexter Fong: ooop you said not
Principalpoop: on the right coast now, should be soon hehe
Bunnyboy: cat: I order all my BearManor titles through Amazon. Give it a try!
cs: good idea, bun
cs: i was just talking to japanese friends about restaurants in tokyo
Principalpoop: what did I see amazon was going to expand into? a tv channel? cell phones? something strange
Dexter Fong: Space expoloration
Principalpoop: no, that is virgin air
Dexter Fong: We fly where noone has gone before
Dexter Fong: We don't just break the sound barriar
Bunnyboy: I also was pleasantly surprised that the Broadway Press FST sides are at Amazon. They''ll be shipping soon, along with the new, unauthorized Ren & Stimpy production history book.
Principalpoop: what is that thing called, ahhh hymen space
Dexter Fong: Bunny: What's the B'way Press FST sides?
cs: this is before Not Insane?
Dexter Fong: Yes
cs: so this is the original George Bernard Shaw joke
Dexter Fong: 11/1871
Dexter Fong: 11/18/71
Principalpoop: i saw that too
Dexter Fong: Bunny: What's the Broadway Press FST Sides??
Bunnyboy: The ones mentioned on the FST front page, for theatrical productions. There are presently 3 books: DWARF, NICK DANGER, and a doubleheader of ELECTRICIAN and TEMPORARILY HUMBOLDT COUNTY.
Dexter Fong: So these are scripts?
Bunnyboy: Yup! Recent adaptations, by the lads.
Dexter Fong: OK, thanks
cs: I want to get Exorcism in your daily life. Bear Manor has advertised it on facebook
cs: or maybe its called Profiles in BBQ sauce
cs: the Mushroom plays
Bunnyboy: A bunch of the JUST FOLKS material was edited from DEAR FRIENDS broadcasts... which would have preceded MARTIAN SPACE PARTY (and NOT INSANE).
Bunnyboy: Those are the 2 new BearManor books, cat.
cs: yes
cs: i'll try and get them from amazon
DJTween: Had no idea that Exorcism was a book
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Just a slight addition:: The Let's Eat series was excerpted more often than Dear Friends
Bunnyboy: EXORCISM includes earlier Magic Mushroom material. It appears PROFILES lines in with more late 60s/early 70s stuff.
Dexter Fong: Bunny: Yes, Profiles was later
||||||||| New notice: 'Listen to The Radio Free Roadkill Show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net and visit www.kurtericson.com'
Dexter Fong: Beet me daddy, 8 to the bar
cs: thanks again, tween
Principalpoop: oops, thank you tween
DJTween: Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast.
Dexter Fong: Thanks Tweeny
cs: as my stomache says, Let's Eat. by all
DJTween: OTICE: Lily Bergman College Fund - http://firesigntheatre.com/lilyfund/
||||||||| 10:24 PM -- cs left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Dexter Fong: we not afraid of stnking brizzard
DJTween: good for you :)
Bunnyboy: Oh, I wish it was snowing, so I could stay home tomorrow, and wait for the postal carrier...who wouldn't show up.
DJTween: until last time, again....
Bunnyboy: Nite cat!
Dexter Fong: No worries Bunny, pretty soon he not show up on Saturday also
||||||||| 10:26 PM -- DJTween left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Thweeny leaves at 10:26 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Dexter Fong: Well!
Dexter Fong: Now cut that out!!
Bunnyboy: But they have a Package Deal!
Dexter Fong places palm of hand on side of cheek
Dexter Fong: Sing Dennis!
Bunnyboy: Don't forget Dandy Don!
Principalpoop: instead of firesign materials, you will get the scripts to the entire series of my mother the car
Dexter Fong: You're mother was a Camaro?
Bunnyboy: Jerry Van Dyke would be so proud.
Dexter Fong: And your daddy a mustang?
Principalpoop: Edsal, Edsle Edsale, Edsla
Dexter Fong: Edsla Tesla, rah! rah! rah!!
Principalpoop: that is the spirit we have here
Dexter Fong: The spirit is among us
Principalpoop: what was the bums name, friend of jerrys on the dick van dyke show?
Dexter Fong: moving from man to man and woman to woman and woman to man and man to boy
Dexter Fong: Now cut that out!!
Principalpoop: take my wife, please
Dexter Fong: Is she still under warantee?
Bunnyboy: Not until May. "Make haste slowly". That's the BSA way!
Dexter Fong: Did you change her lubricant avery 10,000 miles?
Dexter Fong: or shomever came first?
Dexter Fong: whomever
Principalpoop: yes, but somebody stripped her gears before I got near her
Dexter Fong: As long as they didn't drop her top
Principalpoop: i grew up in a small town, it only had one street and it was one way...
Principalpoop: if you missed your stop, you had to go around the world again to get there
Dexter Fong: Outta as opposed to into?
Bunnyboy: I gots to find some pemmican, er sumpthin' . Cheers, gents!
Dexter Fong: Nite Bunny and thanks for the updates and info
Principalpoop: ciao jerky maker
||||||||| Bunnyboy rushes off, saying "10:34 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Principalpoop: i did not see cease fall out, where did he go?
Dexter Fong: He departed right after the big broadcast
Principalpoop: oki
Dexter Fong: And I'm not talking about Kate Smith
Dexter Fong: or Mama Cass
Principalpoop: Totie Fields
Dexter Fong: She hoofed it on ouuta her with great difficulty
Dexter Fong: here
Principalpoop: there is a new one, I don't know her name, maybe something makenzie
Dexter Fong: Mackenzie Philips?
Principalpoop: lots of ads for identity theft, she was on stewart
Principalpoop: that cokehead was never fat hehe
Dexter Fong: Oh, she's on that (CBS?) program molly and mike?
Principalpoop: never seen that
Dexter Fong: If you're talking about the actress in IDENTITY THEFT, that's who she is
Principalpoop: yes, melissa mcarthy
Dexter Fong: They're both (Molly *and* Mike) largeish
Dexter Fong: Right, poop
Principalpoop: none of the melissa or lisa's that I know were big, need to change my ideas
Dexter Fong: If they're not named "Tiny" or "Slim" or "Slats" than who knows
Principalpoop: jackies can be fat hehe
Principalpoop: jackie vernon, mason, gleason
Dexter Fong: Or married to presidents....ha ha
Principalpoop: mason, eh
Dexter Fong: to tell you the truth, .....
Principalpoop: yes, spill your guts my son
Dexter Fong: It's about Jackie Vernon.....he played for the senators
Principalpoop: the comedian? really?
Dexter Fong: but he was never elected
Principalpoop: i used to love him
Principalpoop: ahhh lol
Dexter Fong: Yes, there was a center fielder for the Washington Senators named Jackie Vernon
Dexter Fong: but I don't think he was a comedian, at least not intentionally
Dexter Fong: brb
Principalpoop: http://www.tv.com/shows/the-virginia-graham-show/episodes/
Principalpoop: browsing her guests gives us all the names we were looking for hehe
Dexter Fong: Don't know if I've ever mentioned, my son and daughter in law used to live in Raonoke
Principalpoop: they made it out, wonderful lol
Dexter Fong: She was managing a Blockbuster store in the area, ended up moving to Miami and becoming head of marketing for Blockbuster
Principalpoop: cool, we traded places, I came here from miami
Dexter Fong: Before Wayne Hizinga (SP?) sold it
Dexter Fong: well, not exactly Miami, Pompano Beach actually
Principalpoop: oki, close enough
Dexter Fong: Almost too close
Dexter Fong: Calle Ocho etc
Principalpoop: flat, sand and blockbuster video malls lol
Principalpoop: it is all city until you get up to jupiter or that way, and that is filling in too
Dexter Fong: Iv'e got a brother in law lives in Ft. Lauderdale (Sunset), I really like Florida
Principalpoop: i did too, except the hurricaines
Principalpoop: and I like the change of seasons
Dexter Fong: well, yeah...but with global warming...we all got the 'caines now
Principalpoop: yes, and i don't the cold as much as I recall lol
Principalpoop: oops like
Dexter Fong: and While I like season change, when it comes to winter...growing up in western New York, I've had enough winter
Principalpoop: i hitchhiked through buffalo over to lake placid
Principalpoop: oh beautiful neck of the woods
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Dexter Fong: I hitchhiked from NYC to Buffalo, got a ride with a guy driving an Olds 442 who scared the shit outta me, wouldn't drive under 70 miles phr
Principalpoop: i made a guy let me out, he scared me, a black guy, puttling out revolvers from under the seat
Principalpoop: after we crossed the california state line
Dexter Fong: lol
Dexter Fong: 'yo bro, which one you like...picj up a piece...lets duel
Principalpoop: he had been awake for 4 or 5 days he said, had pills for me if I wanted some too hehe
Principalpoop: friendly enough, but scared me lol
Dexter Fong: lol been there....like to recall it...don't wanna do it again
Principalpoop: i was in the middle of the desert, next gas 70 miles kind of place
Principalpoop: a beatup pickup truck pulled over, and so I ran up, it was full of mexicians
Dexter Fong: No worries bro, we run outta gas, we just stop some dude and make him give us some
Principalpoop: i scared the hell out of them, they had not seen me, just stopping to check the radiator lool
Principalpoop: wtf did you come from????
Dexter Fong: suidado, gringos!!!
Principalpoop: the one that spoke english
Dexter Fong: cuidado
Principalpoop: yes youth, i had no idea of the evil out there, i still don't and hope to keep it that way
Dexter Fong: And that just goes to show you that they, meaning you, are just as afraid as them, meaning us
Principalpoop: that is generally the case
Dexter Fong: I think it's all the fault of the freemasons
Principalpoop: did you see kyle on colbert?
Principalpoop: in california and the guy who claimed he was jesus?
Dexter Fong: I don't generally watch colbert...not on at my usual viewing time
Principalpoop: i only watch him at hulu
Dexter Fong: I can't get those Hawaiian stations
Principalpoop: a few less commericals
Principalpoop: i can give a brief synopsis? let me try
Dexter Fong: Go Dady
Principalpoop: stoner kyle, picked up by nutcase, kyle goes, well if you are jesus
Dexter Fong: daddy
Principalpoop: i can be the anti-christ and nip this shit in the bud
Principalpoop: for sure
Dexter Fong: Woah!
Dexter Fong: any thing more
Dexter Fong: ?
Principalpoop: you get the idea, so ax carrying hitchiker saves woman from crazed jesus christ lol
Dexter Fong: And when he asked his insurance agent why he was not covered, he re-read his policy and was re-assured
Principalpoop: to end up
Dexter Fong: good idea
Principalpoop: kyle tells the local news person,
Dexter Fong: Foermerly Miss weather person
Principalpoop: for a reward, i could use a surf board and skin diving suit
Principalpoop: colbert says, ok, send that board and suit to homeless kyle in california lol
Dexter Fong: And so he was left, out of the break zone, in cold water
Principalpoop: i had not heard a stoner talk for an extended time in a while
Principalpoop: it was same as I recall lol
Dexter Fong: Fer sure man
Dexter Fong: like
Dexter Fong: you know?
Principalpoop: ah yeah, so like
Dexter Fong: Really
Principalpoop: a california stoner mostly
Dexter Fong: Well, poopsie, alternate side parking has been suspendered so I'm safe for the weekend, but it's still time for me to get a late night supper...good to talk to you Deard Friend
Principalpoop: you gonna move?
Principalpoop: keep safe, and warm
Dexter Fong: Only to the kitchen
Principalpoop: oki
Principalpoop: until next bat station
Principalpoop: thank you to mister fong
Dexter Fong: you too, and may your doggie whizz quickly and seldom
Principalpoop: ciaooo
||||||||| At 11:17 PM, Principalpoop vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Dexter Fong: might Poop
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."

The Evening's Participants:
Dexter Fong
Speaker Fudd
URL References:

Rogue's Gallery:

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PP and Cat(cease)

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kend^/Dr. Headphones

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Merlyn and Tirebiter

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LeatherG & SO

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Ah, Clem and Bambi

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Compañero Señor Yämamoto

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Dexter Fong

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Bubba's Brain

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Peggy Blisswhips

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Audrey Farber

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Tiny Dr. Tim
Rest In Peace, Dear Friend

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404 - Not Found, Not Forgotten

And, "The Home Team"