A Firesign Chat
04/04/2013




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 04, 2013 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| doggedly bounds in at 5:34 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
doggedly: hmm
||||||||| doggedly hurries out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's doggedly?! It's 5:35 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
||||||||| 6:57 PM: doggedly jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
||||||||| 6:57 PM -- doggedly left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and intones "Presenting 'DJTween', just granted probation at 8:16 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 8pm CST this evening, with music beginning at 7:45pm CST. Listen to the 128k stream at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween steps in at 8:38 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - Warm Up Music - listen to the 128k stream at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Dexter Fong in through the front door at 8:52 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DJTween: Hey Dex
Dexter Fong: Hi Tween...Early music 101 eh?
DJTween: heheh
DJTween: Actually, from the Grateful Dead tribute album The Music Never Stopped
DJTween: Different people playing their songs
Dexter Fong: God, Jerry sounds worse than ever
DJTween: Oops, wrong about that
DJTween: I think it's the originals of works the GD covered
Dexter Fong: Yeah...a bit more likely
Rufus_T_Firetween: The Music Never Stopped: Roots of the Grateful Dead - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Music_Never_Stopped:_Roots_of_the_Grateful_Dead
Rufus_T_Firetween: Don't think Buddy Holly did and Grateful Dead covers lol
Rufus_T_Firetween: *any
DJTween: Merlyn must not have sent out his notice yet
Dexter Fong: Tween: Is this song on the Dead Roots album
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 04, 2013 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
DJTween: yes
||||||||| cs waltzes in at 9:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Dexter Fong: What was the title
Dexter Fong: Hi Cat
DJTween: Promised Land
DJTween: Hey Cat
Dexter Fong: Thanks
||||||||| "9:01 PM? 9:01 PM!!" says Catherwood, "JaxMandrake should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as JaxMandrake enters and sits on the divan.
cs: hi masses
DJTween: Hi Jax
JaxMandrake: good evening dear friends!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:02 PM and ncdrumr sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
JaxMandrake: music by the Dreadful Great
Dexter Fong: Don't forget us beaners and Boogies
JaxMandrake: I'm a Bozo and proud
Dexter Fong: Shit! I gotta park my car!!
Dexter Fong: Where does the time go?
JaxMandrake: I left my car with ballet parking
DJTween: lol
Dexter Fong: Is that the one with the TuTu carberetor?
ncdrumr: Hi folks.
Dexter Fong: Hi nc
JaxMandrake: hope everyone had a good April Fuel's Day
||||||||| Beet steps in at 9:06 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
DJTween: Hey Beet
DJTween: Yes Jax, it was quite foolish
Beet: Hello, Dear Friends
cs: i hope everyone heard austin on that new york show
ncdrumr: Hi cs. Not me. Was it an interview?
cs: yes its archived on wbai.org. the show is called Morning Dew
cs: great interview, quite long
DJTween: Never saw a URL for that. Maybe FST can post to FB/mail it?
cs: indeed, tween
cs: we should ask merl if he shows up
cs: phil speaks highly of us
cs: first time i've heard in speak in publc about firesign chat
cs: heard him
JaxMandrake: I am long fluent in typonese
ncdrumr: The most recent show there is March 31. http://archive.wbai.org/show1.php?showid=mdew
cs: that's it
ncdrumr: How cool. Listening right now. I obviously should attend this chat more often. :)
cs: last saturday night
cs: lotsa goodies here, nc
ncdrumr: Well, it's not common to meet even one other person who loves FT.
ncdrumr: And here's a handful!
JaxMandrake: I feel like I live in a state with only two people who have ever heard of TFT and we live in the same house
cs: we've been here for 18 years
||||||||| Principalpoop steals in around 9:14 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Dexter Fong: But we shun the spotlight
Dexter Fong: Hey poop
cs: hi poop
cs: we like the limelight though
Principalpoop: they all bear on the same thing
JaxMandrake: I may start emceeing a local open mike soon
JaxMandrake: and I'll be sure to slip in the occasional Firesign reference
cs: saw recipe for southern comfort and rose's lime cordial sounds good
Principalpoop: we have slurpee snow here today, weird
Dexter Fong: Wgat flavor?
JaxMandrake: I make sure to put a reference in every one of my youtube videos
Principalpoop: bland
Dexter Fong: I'm fond of tarmac
Principalpoop: kinda chewy
JaxMandrake: asphalt milkshakes are pretty good if you don't mind them thick
Beet: Vast numbers who even know about Firesign are surprised that there might be a serious underpinning to the laughs. Some become quite heated in their denial. Always interesting if not a little frustrating.
Dexter Fong: And stains your teth black too
JaxMandrake: I've been writing books for a while too - maybe one day I'll publish them and become a millionaire
Principalpoop: knowledge can be communicated, but not wisdom
Dexter Fong: I don't understand
JaxMandrake: so I am sure to put a Firesign reference in every piece of work
Principalpoop: give credit where it is due
Dexter Fong: and when it is due
Dexter Fong: otherwise there's a penalty
Principalpoop: a day late and a dollar short, that is me
JaxMandrake: character: "I can effectively be in two places at the same time." other: "how can you be in two places at once?" first: "when I'm not anywhere at all?" *blank stare*
Dexter Fong: *double take*
Principalpoop: rolls eyes
JaxMandrake: please take only one and be sure to share
Dexter Fong: *spit take*
cs: I don't think there is a large audience for Firesign
Dexter Fong cleans his monitor screen
JaxMandrake: I should clean my minotaur
Principalpoop: if speech is the representation of thought then something
Dexter Fong: Yeah, they get scaly
ncdrumr: I heard about FT when I was about 16, from quasi-hippy. He was bassist for a group called Fear Itself.
Dexter Fong: FDR's garage band
DJTween: >>cs: I don't think there is a large audience for Firesign<< I don't think Merlyn sent out the announcement this week
Principalpoop: are there still semis and quasis?
JaxMandrake: This is Les Thompson and here it is: the big number one on the boss thirty!
cs: Jays leading Cleveland for first time this year. hope it lasts
ncdrumr: Right, Dexter. Then they broke up and started the New Deal, and then they reunited as the New New Deal, etc.
||||||||| George Stevens bounds in at 9:23 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
ncdrumr: Principalpoop there were still quasi-hippies in 1986.
Principalpoop: did they have added members like the increased supreme court size?
Dexter Fong: nc: Then they reunited as the wheelchair generals
George Stevens: Evening, everyone!
DJTween: Hello George
Dexter Fong: George Stevens! Where you been at!!??
Principalpoop: is your homework done this week mister stevens?
JaxMandrake: I'm quite hippie... unfortunately I'm also chesty and pretty much flabby all over
George Stevens: Hi Tween!
cs: hiya peorge
Rufus_T_Firetween: Dear Friends at Firesign Media - http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=df-ln
George Stevens: I'se been lookin' for my wife...is she in here?
Principalpoop: not sure, what does she look like?
Dexter Fong: You mus' be talkin' 'bout Sapphire
Rufus_T_Firetween: You can buy the Dear Friends CD here - http://laughstore.stores.yahoo.net/firtheatdear.html
George Stevens: Hi cs, Dex, Poop!
George Stevens: Yah, Sapphire is de one.
ncdrumr: I'm going to look around a bit. Nice to see/meet everyone.
||||||||| ncdrumr, spotting Bradshaw, runs into The Sitting Room.
Principalpoop: later gator
Dexter Fong: Be careful out there nc
||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - “Dear Friends” - listen to the 128k stream at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
George Stevens: See ya nc
cs: by drumr
DJTween: The Firesign Theatre at Wikipedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Firesign_Theatre
DJTween: Don’t forget to check out the Firesign Theatre Funway for a cool page full of Flash goodies. Just move your mouse over various areas of the page - http://firesigntheatre.com/funway.html
Beet: I just found an actual photograph of Les Thompson and he wrote a book!
George Stevens: Charles Throat, co-author
||||||||| ncdrumr has arrived at the appointed hour of 9:26 PM.
Dexter Fong: Fear and Loathing with The Firesign Theater?
Principalpoop: any relation to hunter or Leah?
JaxMandrake: I'm not saying they do it, I'm just saying you've seen it
Dexter Fong: ...or Virgel
Principalpoop: wb nc
JaxMandrake: funniest title in the radio hour hour has to be 'The Lone Ranger Vs Your Developing Breasts'
Principalpoop: I haven't heard much about the King of the Mole People recently
JaxMandrake: I never worried a bit. If Murray missed with the tranquilizer, I could always shoot him with the camera!
Principalpoop: and then the monkey said, I thought he came with you
Dexter Fong: Was that Justin Bieber's monkey?
ncdrumr: Are any of you fans of Joe Frank?
JaxMandrake: I thought it was Justin Monkey's beaver
George Stevens: Did that monkey throw a cheese ball?
Beet: Laughing with these great shows
Principalpoop: Otto Imbiber
Dexter Fong: He done threw a cheese ball at yo' house, George...hit Sapphire right upside her ne 'do
cs: Think of the balls you'll have.
JaxMandrake: Otto B. A. Betterwhey
George Stevens: Otto Fellatio
Principalpoop: Connie Lingus
JaxMandrake: I'm writing Otto's biography
George Stevens: Hey Dex! Dem cheese balls be comin' right over da freeway!
Principalpoop: cheese balls and hamburger all over the highway
Dexter Fong: Dats why I is taking de soivice road
George Stevens: Oh dats a fine road to take dere!
JaxMandrake: brb dear friends, I have to let the dog walk me
Dexter Fong: Poop: Why don't you join him for the walkies
Principalpoop: we went before I arrived
George Stevens: All you gots to do cs is to put dems balls on de other side!
Principalpoop: and you are too young to think about such balls
Beet: Look at 'em spin now
cs: reminds me of the borges story, about the coin that only had one side
George Stevens: Those balls will mean your fortune, boys.
George Stevens: Side 5' cs?
Principalpoop: sounds like the animal house sound, a chicken with no bones, rose no thorns, coin one side only
ncdrumr: Thanks everyone. Have a good weekend-
cs: they used to read borges stores on the krla shows, probably others
George Stevens: Night nc!
Dexter Fong: Night nc
Principalpoop: Bingo Balls
Principalpoop: you too mcgoo
Dexter Fong: Under the G, oh!
Principalpoop: that hits the spot
Principalpoop: victor borges?
Beet: I'm feeling a delayed attack of Borgarigmas coming on
Dexter Fong: Stool yoursel...Er, Steel yourslef
George Stevens: Might be shortness of pants, Beet.
Principalpoop: poor hideo gump
Principalpoop: funny spores
George Stevens: Micro sporifora funii
Principalpoop: the fungus among us
George Stevens: Here, Poop. Try some of this here blue moss...
Principalpoop: no no, I have to drive later
Beet: I have always wanted to get mossed
George Stevens: Thought you didn't believe in flying saucers.
Principalpoop: bewildered retort
cs: if you take the blue moss, you'll fly. won't need car anymore
Principalpoop: who says I am fictitous?
DJTween: Well, unbelievable perhaps
Dexter Fong: I thought you were fractious
Principalpoop: visceral?
Beet: I am constantly amazed at Proctor's command of languages
Principalpoop: indeed
DJTween: I love their obvious respect for Native Americans
Dexter Fong: Polyglot
Dexter Fong: Me too....got any Peyote?
cs: some people have that ability. common in europe.
George Stevens: Ploy glot what?
DJTween: Well, both Proc and Bergman went to Yale
DJTween: Yeah, great line, Dex ;)
Dexter Fong: Poly got a cracker (redneck)
George Stevens: So did George Bush, lol!
Principalpoop: I bet he was fun in college
Beet: That's the only time he WAS fun
Principalpoop: pretending to choke on pretzels at parties, that sort of thing
Dexter Fong: Bush was coxman for the medical college rowing team, Scull and Bones
George Stevens: Lol, Poop.
DJTween: Yeah George, forgot about Shrub :/
JaxMandrake: back for the fun
George Stevens: No, he was a cox teaser for rooster-rama!
Dexter Fong: To bad he didn't know about the Weed
DJTween: Pretty sure that Proc & Bergman weren't invited to join Skull & Bones
Principalpoop: and now jeb wants his chance, why the hell not lol
Dexter Fong: George: I thought the Eisenhower kid was the Cox teaser
Principalpoop: wally?
DJTween me places his fingers in the symbol of a cross at Jeb
George Stevens: Damn, Dex !
Dexter Fong: Wallaroo
Beet: Do you think he could mess things up worse than his bro'?
George Stevens: Yeah, the Wally Cox teaser!
DJTween: keep forgetting this is different for IRC commands
Principalpoop: honey sanchez has a vial of marijuana taped to her leg
DJTween: I think the Bush Family has done quite enough damage already
DJTween: Will have to ask Honey about that next time she shows up
George Stevens: That's DEADLY marijuana...
JaxMandrake: so did I miss anything indictment... indecent... impertinent... important?
cs: i see north korea has targeted austin, tween.
Principalpoop: jeb is probably the last republican they could all support
cs: you must be scared
Principalpoop: i saw that too, trying to make friends with the rest of texas lol
George Stevens: Anonymous stated that they took out the NK social sites because Jong Un had "gone total retard."
Dexter Fong: Tween: /me doesn't work
DJTween: Yeah, I know
DJTween understands that
Principalpoop: ahh come one, don't censor, just laugh at it
Dexter Fong is proud of Tween
DJTween: Always wondered how Black people might take that skit
DJTween: lol Dex
DJTween: Well, Merlyn disappoints :/
Principalpoop: the black face talking is pushing the current limits, yassir des dat too
||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| ncdrumr - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
JaxMandrake: what will become of their kim jong ilk
DJTween: Need to see if I can get him to give me the authority to trigger the general notice
Principalpoop: such power? oh my
George Stevens: Tween: there is something to offend everybody in the DOOM shows.
JaxMandrake: energy is power and power is everybody's business
DJTween: I suppose that's true
Principalpoop: jews with noses as long as your arm might get their nose out of joint
Dexter Fong: Dies anyone here think there'd be a massive outcry if a team of Navy Seals went into NK and dragged that silly little man out by his heels?
Dexter Fong: Does
Principalpoop: he is just the figurehead, all the NK generals are the pb
JaxMandrake: nude kitten generals are peanut butter?
Dexter Fong: Poop: Being white Anglo-Saxon agnostic, none of their stuff offends me
Principalpoop: harrumph, we need to keep our bogus jobs
Principalpoop: honkies, who never left the farm?
cs: jays finally won a game
JaxMandrake: spicks and wops and niggers and kikes with noses as long as your arm
Dexter Fong: Cat: Jays *could* be a serious team this year
Dexter Fong: He only get to use it once or twice per show
George Stevens: Like they said..THAT's America, buddy!
JaxMandrake: earlier on, the hitler channel had a programme about Ben Franklin - the only President of the United States who was never President of the United States
cs: could be, dex
Dexter Fong: Didn't he invent electricity?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
JaxMandrake: by rubbing two cats backwards
Principalpoop: the war of the cows finally ended
Principalpoop: wirker
JaxMandrake: this is worker speaking. hello
George Stevens: State maintenance question.
Dexter Fong: Coal bill, cheaper than petroleum
Dexter Fong: How can I talk to a real human being?
George Stevens: Coal? Coal did you say?
Rufus_T_Firetween: "It's a book, but it's a DVD. It's a DVD, but it's not a movie. It's MP3s, but it's not music. Just file under "Madness"... "
Rufus_T_Firetween: Duke Of Madness Motors - http://firesigntheatre.com/domm/
Dexter Fong: afkfr
Principalpoop: absolutely untrue
JaxMandrake: you can put me down now george
George Stevens: We'll be back to driving for dopers in just a minute.
Principalpoop: shirelistic hazel booth
JaxMandrake: maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime
Beet: Outlaw Ghostship
cs: they did a lot with this on their sattelite show Fools in Space
George Stevens: Ding blast it to blazes! The trouble ain't in the piles or my piles!
Dexter Fong: Outlaw Goatships? Under whose authority?
cs: Goatsheep
Dexter Fong: Ewww! Worse than cats and doges s;eeping together
Dexter Fong: dogs sleeping
JaxMandrake: just curious... since I mentioned it last week, did anyone bother to look up my firesign videos on youtube?
Dexter Fong: or maybe doges
George Stevens: Cats and dogs living togethr?
Dexter Fong: Things move kinda slow here jax, please put up an URL or whatever it is one does in these circumstances
Principalpoop: not I, but I am about useless
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Elayne close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:10 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Dexter Fong: Poop: That is not for you to say =))
Beet: Wasn't here last week. What title are the videos filed under, Jax?
George Stevens: I'm about this tall, and about this wide...
cs: Hi el
Principalpoop: hi E
Dexter Fong: Hi E
DJTween: Hey E
Elayne: Sorry, I forgot it was Thursday. :)
DJTween: How's it going?
Elayne: Did DocTec get in yet?
George Stevens: Hiya E!
Dexter Fong: E: Get a calendar!!!
Elayne: I was going to ask if we could get together with him and Lili on Saturday, we'll be in their area doing our Ikea thing.
cs: you expect him here, el?
Elayne: Dex, you have no IDEA how many calendars I have around me on a daily basis. So many that I think I've tuned them all out. :)
JaxMandrake: here is one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlxPuEWh4jM - the voices in my head performing Thanksgiving or Pass the Indian Please
Principalpoop: Ikea? you are getting a divorce?
Dexter Fong: E: Doc is here almost as often as one of the FST
Elayne: Not particularly, Cat. Say, this is nice, I liked the crowd but it's great to have the regulars and a few new folks who are becoming regulars.
cs: or less, recently
Elayne: True enough, Dex.
JaxMandrake: here's the other: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ3cCbjVsRM - the Wall of Science from Bozos
Elayne: Well, his situation at work is a bit complicated.
Dexter Fong: kikes with noses as long as your arms
Principalpoop: i thought he would be more after the ruskie left, but that was not the case
Elayne: Jax, do you have any Silly Sites I could post on my blog? I wanted to do something movie-related in honor of that late great Ebert fellow.
cs: ou hear the austin intervew on wbai? it's very good
Elayne: PrinPoop, the problem is, he inherited all of the a-hole's workload.
JaxMandrake: I rather wonder if there are other bits I should assemble
Elayne: Cat, thanks to you I have it bookmarked.
Principalpoop: I figured something like that
JaxMandrake: Elayne: best I can recommend is badmovies.org
cs: it was an interesting combination with what austin talked about at the Q&A a few years ago, about the firesign arrising from the fear of their age
cs: a laugh factor in an age of fear
Elayne: THanks Jax, checking it out now...
DJTween: We're all getting older ;)
cs: some of us faster than others, tween
Principalpoop: older huh? ahh yeah, ok
Elayne: I like it, Jax, I'm going to feature it tonight. Thanks!
DJTween: I forget
DJTween: What were we talking about?
Beet: Doctor, uh . . .
Principalpoop: what?
George Stevens: Uhhh...
Dexter Fong: Memory?
JaxMandrake: it's time once again for the doc...tor...
Beet: Memory! That's IT
George Stevens: Mem...uhh...
JaxMandrake: I sampled a game not long ago called DC Universe Online...
Dexter Fong: I remember Mama's brother, Uncle Dirty
JaxMandrake: and it took me a while to come up with a name for my hero that wasn't already in use...
George Stevens: They used to call him the Hoove...
JaxMandrake: until I chose Dr Memory
DJTween: This must have been the precursor to the Founding Fathers bit in EYKIW
Principalpoop: Hind Foot
Dexter Fong: Four Pause
George Stevens: Golden hinde foot
Beet: The old frent
JaxMandrake: "I wanted the woods and the Indians to sleep with me, but I was afraid of the cold and would not sleep outside, so I never felt the touch of a warm, naked Indian or... or in a cold, naked forest."
Dexter Fong: That's fart Beet
DJTween: Guess Merlyn was busy tonight :/
Beet: Thanks
George Stevens: That's fart, Beet, but let's move on.
Principalpoop: yes yes
cs: looks like it
Dexter Fong: Yes, I said, Yes....damn right, I said
Principalpoop: the masons face is ajar
George Stevens: Loke a baby's
||||||||| "10:20 PM? 10:20 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ge||ge should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ge||ge enters and sits at the bar.
cs: Looks like Dave Mason got lost in Traffic
Dexter Fong: hi ge||ge
Principalpoop: there is ge//ge
DJTween: heheh
ge||ge: Had kitchen duty this evening, so I'm late!
Dexter Fong: Ah, Poop uses the european pronunciation
ge||ge: Since I'm at the bar, I'll have a Shiner Bock, thanks.
Principalpoop: same as I wear my pants
Dexter Fong: Aslant?
cs: you like the poem, gege?
Principalpoop: Isn't that Becks?
JaxMandrake: I used to be a DJ on an online radio station
George Stevens: More of your insane power games, eh?
JaxMandrake: I made sure to play Firesign on every show
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please give ge||ge a bottle of Shiner Bock
||||||||| Catherwood hands ge||ge a bottle of shiner bock.
ge||ge: Better than ge\ge. I am NOT leftward leaning!
Principalpoop: saturday is phil austins birthday, how old is he?
Dexter Fong: oh jeeze another Ron Paul dude
cs: is this one of my faves?
ge||ge: @cs. I have listened 3 times. I still a bit puzzled. This last time I counted the suppositions. Yep. 12
DJTween: born 1941
cs: 72 this year
JaxMandrake: I think Phil will have completed 74 solar revolutions (if I'm not mistaken)
JaxMandrake: cat's right, I's rong
ge||ge: Heh. I guess i have to say it this way: ge\\ge
Dexter Fong: ge: why no ||
DJTween: heheh Dex (another Ron Paul Dude)
Principalpoop: 72, is that year for depends or prostate exams?
JaxMandrake: depends on your prostate
Dexter Fong: Tween: =) hoped you'd enjoy that =))
ge||ge: Following Principalpoops slander when I came up to the bar.
cs: with the exception of bergman, the firesigns are surprisingly active
Principalpoop: slander? what is libel then?
Beet: Libel to be slanderous
JaxMandrake: I was writing another book and I had to cut out all the phone conversations because whenever someone hung up, the voice on the other end always said "what" a second later
Dexter Fong: De label says "stolen from de local convenience store"
Principalpoop: isn't 72 the new 50 or something?
Rufus_T_Firetween: Box Of Danger - http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod
ge||ge: Its what I'm liable to do!
cs: poop,it was for dex
JaxMandrake: what are you pliable for?
Principalpoop: ~~~~~~
Dexter Fong: Oh my god, poop's flatlined
Elayne: Thanks Tween, I'm actually thinking of buying that now. I think I only have about 2/3rds of it...
ge||ge: Last week I asked about a Lily Fund discussion and was pointed to "the link".
JaxMandrake: tilde cows come home
Principalpoop: || ahh there it is ge||ge
Dexter Fong: tilde fields but sew not like the lillies
JaxMandrake: I want a squeaky pickle!!!
Dexter Fong: Jax: Don't shower for a few weeks
Beet: Did anyone buy a pickle?
ge||ge: That link has no discussion. Do I need to inquire somewhere other than in the bar?
Principalpoop: you want discussion or commentary?
ge||ge: @DF. Please. Turn that into a longer poem.
Dexter Fong: ge: perhaps you'd like a link to an "argument"
ge||ge: That link is commentariless AND discussionless.
Principalpoop: discourse, or dat course?
Principalpoop: there were 2 links, i looked at neither, one must be disgusting the topic
JaxMandrake: discourse, dat corpse and de udder curse
Elayne: See, it would be nice to have Doc Tec here, for just such website explanations...
Elayne: I'm just navigating through the redesigned site myself, and I can't even find the Lily Fund link from the front page.
ge||ge: @DF: Nah. Argument's out of style (So says Arti Choke.)
cs: you might text him, el
Dexter Fong: ge: Sure: ...but hem not nor haw like the guffaws, but rather baste well, until light reveals stuff awes
Principalpoop: i heard it was still beta, i have not visitated
JaxMandrake: fighting's out of style now and fun's where the fair's at
Beet: My friend, Artie!
Elayne: Oh yeah, I'm keeping my phone near my computer now! Good idea Cat, let me see...
JaxMandrake: btw dear friends, they're not on my channel but I did find some more great firesign video bits on the youtubes
JaxMandrake: just look for 'frame me pretty'
ge||ge: @DF: expand on "tilde fields but sew not like the lillies". Please?
Elayne: Text sent, Cat, but I'm fading fast and may not be around to relay his response. :)
Principalpoop: brewhaha
JaxMandrake: ha ha ha
cs: ok el
Principalpoop: ha ha ha hahaha
Dexter Fong: ge: Okay...invest in real estate, they're not making any more of it
Beet: Or is it Bruja ha?
cs: i read crumb's genesis. not as interesting as i was expecting
George Stevens: I'm off to see Mutt and Smut. Night everyone.
||||||||| Around 10:35 PM, George Stevens walks off into the sunset...
Dexter Fong: Brew haHa and see what ales you
JaxMandrake: why don't you pull them out of the bubble wrap before they scorch
Principalpoop: duck duck ciao ciao
ge||ge: @El(ayne) Maybe you could work Sunday through Thr, so this'd be liberation nights
Dexter Fong: Night George
Elayne: I'm off as well, I may sign in again if DocTec gets back to me.
cs: mutt smutt? do the do it doggie style?
JaxMandrake: nighters el
Principalpoop: night E
Elayne: Gellge, it's only a few more weeks, after April I should be home regular time on Thursdays.
Elayne: Bye all!
||||||||| At 10:36 PM, Elayne runs out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Dexter Fong: E: I've heard that before =))
Principalpoop: yoohoo
JaxMandrake: well gang, I've finished recording Project Runaway so I can ignore it at a later occasion, so it is just about time to knock myself out for a few whores..HOURS
Dexter Fong: Night Jax
Principalpoop: mister sandman, take him away
JaxMandrake: that's not the sandman, it's Calgon!
ge||ge: I was expecting someone to show sympathy this week for me be an Austin, Texanite.
Principalpoop: we talked of that earlier ge}}ge
Dexter Fong: ge: Well, maybe tweeny does
JaxMandrake: *steps into the time machine, sets up the champagne bottle and inserts three dimes*
Beet: Were you at SXSW?
Principalpoop: tween is in austin too
Principalpoop: see i have a grape
DJTween: Gellge, I live just across from St. Edward's
Dexter Fong: are you raisin it?
ge||ge: Ah? Well, ok. BRB after I go look at the log. Have 'nother beer waiting... add it to the tab.
Principalpoop: in the sun
DJTween: Those were some serious t-storms, eh?
Principalpoop: across what from saint edwards?
Principalpoop: vests families with fiefs
cs: better tea storms than shit storms
Dexter Fong: Finds families with fjords
Beet: Biting through too many changes
DJTween: My apartment complex in in South Austin near a major Catholic university
Principalpoop: fixes families with flats
DJTween: *is in
cs: i thought they were all minor
Dexter Fong: Minor modist
Principalpoop: where do the minor catholics study?
Dexter Fong: in little schools
Beet: Priests majoring in minors
Principalpoop: parochial
Dexter Fong: lol Beets
cs: my boscht detector tingling
DJTween: a large Korean Baptist congregation next door
DJTween: Samsung is big in Austin
cs: Kim Cheesus Christ
Dexter Fong: Samsung bluem dilly dilly
Principalpoop: samsung blue, everybody knows one
DJTween: never met either of 'em
DJTween: have little interest
ge||ge: Man. That living the past takes a long time! Where's that beer? Is Merlyn the usual bar tender?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give ge||ge another beer
||||||||| Catherwood hands ge||ge another beer.
Principalpoop: give ge||ge a beer catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood brings ge||ge a beer.
||||||||| Catherwood leads Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (10:47 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Principalpoop: there is M, howdy
Dexter Fong: Hey, poop, I got this end of the bar
Merlyn: totally forgot
Principalpoop: who moved the napkin holder? i thought it was my zone
Dexter Fong: Merlyn: You should consult Elaynes valendar
cs: someone had a question for you. whatever it was
DJTween: Hey Merl
Merlyn: I blame old adage
Dexter Fong: Yesterdays newpaper?
cs: log will tell you
Principalpoop: CNR and CRAFT
ge||ge: Wait wait.... wait. Do I have to pay for all of these?
Merlyn: hey tween
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, give ge||ge his tab
||||||||| Catherwood brings ge||ge his tab.
Principalpoop: they still make tab?
cs: i remember that stuff
Principalpoop: riterary genius
cs: its a long way to riterary
ge||ge: @DJTween: I live next to Shipe Park at 44th and Ave F, North of UT.
Principalpoop: Utah?
Beet: Wrote-a-note-o
Principalpoop: north of utah, idaho?
ge||ge: Our party team is currently touring "Bob Cole" eating places... one each week.
cs: this is You TV for You the Viewer
ge||ge: @cs. I'm an engineer, not an English major, so give me a hint (or not) about 12 suppositions.
cs: its ossman riffing on bergman's trip to turkey
cs: what else do you need to know?
ge||ge: Huh. Where *IS* this bar located. How can I tell if these prices are reasonable or not?
Principalpoop: does my bubblegum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| JaxMandrake - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
ge||ge: @cs: OK. I'll listen again. I may commit it to paper. It goes by so fast I haven't the time to think on what's said.
cs: i dont know anything more about it than that
cs: i just like ossman's use of words. it is the same mysterious turkey that gave rise to Electrician
ge||ge: @cs: Do you think about the phrases or just let it wash over you?
cs: i let them wash
Principalpoop: both and neither as with poetry
DJTween: @ gellge We should get together some time :)
Principalpoop: get an austin room hehe hehe
cs: i'm sure it's a great place
DJTween: P has a dirty mind. I like him
Dexter Fong: Poop: What's an "Austin room"? Is that a sex thing...like a "rusty trompbone"?
Principalpoop: a dirty sanchez, we are talking about a twisted tween heehe
Dexter Fong: Hey watch that "dirty" Sanchex reference
DJTween: sounds like pretzel logic to me
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Principalpoop: what is the name where ahh never mind
Dexter Fong: The name is uh...hmm....
Principalpoop: I will not say the word, i googled it and the google results are beyond disgusting
ge||ge: @DJTween: Do you play sand volleyball? Do you play bridge? Are you willing to eat out a Friday or Sat night with anywhere from 4 to 9 people? Our $ max is ~13 before tax & tip and we usually take the total and divide by the # at the table.
Dexter Fong: Delete! Delete!
Principalpoop: tween is not allowed to associate with felons or minors lol
Dexter Fong: ge: Ask him about his birth certificate
ge||ge: @DF: is that writer's block about the "tilde" poem you are writing?
Principalpoop: check and make sure he is wearing a wire lol
cs: better than wearing a Treme
Principalpoop: a marching ma tilde poem
ge||ge: Anyway. We austinites think it is the Samsung plant that NK was referring to, not Ft. Hood.
Dexter Fong: @ge: (althought the addition of the *@* sign seems duperfluous) , we are not a "writers block" but rather a "guild"
ge||ge: Jeez. Still 2 beers to go.
DJTween: and 7:30 here
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please remove one of ge||ge's beers
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Dexter Fong and inquires "Would you like something?"
ge||ge: Ok. With fewer posters the intended is less troublesome.
Dexter Fong: Catherwood you great pillock
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Dexter Fong and queries "Something I can help with?"
cs: catherwood will drink anything
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to cs and inquires "Would you like something?"
DJTween: Would love to get FST into Austin, gellge. What do you think about Zach Scott Theater?
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please help me with your incompetence
||||||||| Catherwood helps Dexter Fong with his incompetence.
DJTween: lol Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past DJTween
Dexter Fong: daat's bttre
Beet: I'm lost in this austin room
Dexter Fong: I think this austin room is philled up
Principalpoop: just keep your thumb next to the words
ge||ge: The last time P & B were in town, which Carol & I saw, it was at the Paramont
Dexter Fong: But y thumb is up my a.... is previously engaged
Beet: . . . and pick up my cues sooner?
DJTween: If they can fill the Paramount, that would be very cool
Principalpoop: tween is straight too, he would have mentioned an old girl friend in good time hehehe
DJTween: premier Austin venue
Dexter Fong: You must herry to fill up Paramount, it's being cleaned
DJTween: heheh
DJTween: Lily Tomlin plays there
Principalpoop: what about the austin philmore?
DJTween: might work
ge||ge: Just mentioning there show brings a wealth of images from that night.
Dexter Fong: Mocking laughter not to be intimidating
DJTween: almost done for tonight, folks
ge||ge: It was the Rooter-Computer story.
Dexter Fong: Clark Wintergreen?
DJTween: You want some Wintergreen, Dex?
ge||ge: Yes. I suppose. I still have an email (or 2) to write and some computer programming to do.
DJTween: 1 minute to respond
Dexter Fong: Yes Prease
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies doctecazoid inside, makes a note of the time (11:13 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Principalpoop: loop subroot define real int
Beet: G'nite all. C U Next Thurs
Dexter Fong: Who dat?
cs: wow. its doc
doctecazoid: hi, sorry i'm late
Principalpoop: you got the beet beet
Principalpoop: E was looking for you
doctecazoid: had a loooong phone conversation
Dexter Fong: DOC: Just being here is kind of a record
Principalpoop: gege and E looking for lily page
DJTween: Clark Wintergreen for Dexter
doctecazoid: hmmm
doctecazoid: firesigntheatre.com/lilyfund
doctecazoid: http://firesigntheatre.com/lilyfund
cs: el wanted to reach you
ge||ge: Say. Nobody gave me a good answer about the lily fund!!!!!
Dexter Fong: Wow! Tween, are you going to play the entire Clark wintergreen?
Principalpoop: got it gege?
doctecazoid: link to lily fund is along the right side of the radiofreeoz.com home page
doctecazoid: ask and ye shall receive
DJTween: If you like, Dex
ge||ge: Maybe its changed since 3 hours ago.
Principalpoop: i need to update my nvidia driver directory, how do I do that? hehe
DJTween: what was the question, gellge?
ge||ge: I don't know Lily from an orchid.
Principalpoop: bosco
||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - “Clark Wintergreen” - listen to the 128k stream at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u'
ge||ge: I am an engineer. Don't read many lines between lines. PB was 70. Daughter is how old? What kind of school, and on and on..
DJTween: Lily Bergman College Fund - http://firesigntheatre.com/lilyfund/
DJTween: check out the page, gellge
Dexter Fong: Tween, and others: When P&B played the Bottom Line in NYC doing this show, the portion of the show in which PB is playing a mind reader act, they dragged me up on stage...I was wearing a Negril Jamaica T-shirt and holding, and the first thing PB said was that I was a drug dealer
DJTween: LOL
Dexter Fong: Instant paranoia
DJTween: I'll bet!
doctecazoid: is merl still about?
Dexter Fong: Tween: It was not that funny at first, but in retrospect.... =))))
Dexter Fong: Doc: Merlyn has grayed out
Dexter Fong: But then, he wasn't that young
doctecazoid: dex: yeah, means he's "still on" (never disconnected) but inactive - not sure if he's really gone. tween: i just tweaked the df review on ft.com
doctecazoid: believe it or don't: this is actually what merl had set up for the df review a decade ago
Dexter Fong: Doc: You mean Merlyn has been disconnected?
cs: maybe he was expecting you, doc
Dexter Fong: Or Perhaps, he's in "sleep mode"
ge||ge: So. I should email lilyfund@blah-blah to get particulars?
Dexter Fong: Perhaps it's the blah-blah fund@lily fund
ge||ge: Graying out happens when you don't post and you slowly move to the right.
Dexter Fong: notice the fund-fund
Dexter Fong: ge: Isn't that what you're doing...slowly moving to the right
Principalpoop: bosco
cs: fund fund land?
Rufus_T_Firetween: Yeah Dex, hindsight is golden, and much more funny ;)
Dexter Fong: Phil
Merlyn: I'm here on and off
ge||ge: I'm surprised that I get lefter and lefter.
Dexter Fong: Poop: Did you summon Merlyn?
DJTween: Don’t forget to check out the Firesign Theatre Funway for a cool page full of Flash goodies. Just move your mouse over various areas of the page - http://firesigntheatre.com/funway.html
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
doctecazoid: merl: what was the deal with the 'dear friends hoax' write-up for the dear friends review on ft.com (in the media section)
Principalpoop: no,i wanted chocolate milk, but ok
doctecazoid: http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=df-rv
doctecazoid: tween was asking me about it in an email today, didn't have an answer for hom
doctecazoid: him
Dexter Fong: Catherwood, please bring Principalpoop some chocolate milk
||||||||| Catherwood brings principalpoop some chocolate milk.
Merlyn: that was just a gag
ge||ge: Hom. Isn't that Esperanto for "Man"?
Merlyn: I was looking for reviews and found that
||||||||| 11:26 PM: Woody 1 jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
doctecazoid: that's what i thought - tween didn't see it that way i guess
Merlyn: so I just used it
Principalpoop: bosco
Dexter Fong: Hey Woody
Dexter Fong: Phil
doctecazoid: yeah it's all coming back to me now ... thanks for jogging dr. memory
ge||ge: I'm sorry. I got to listen to the "Clark Wintergreen". I'll be graying now....
Dexter Fong: Doc: How about a wet fist?
Woody 1: Hey guys & guys. Don't have much time.
doctecazoid: dex: anything like the stark fist?
Dexter Fong: Then don't waste any words woody
Principalpoop: phil?
DJTween: Hey Woody
Woody 1: OK
Principalpoop: time is on your side, yes it is
Rufus_T_Firetween: Try this one, Merlyn - http://www.allmusic.com/album/dear-friends-mw0000074648
Rufus_T_Firetween: I read it on-air tonight
doctecazoid: woody: here - i have a few seconds, take them off my hands
Dexter Fong: Doc: You mean a star fist on the end of a western fisk
Rufus_T_Firetween: It's pretty good
doctecazoid: subgenius stark fist - https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CDUQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.subgenius.com%2Fbigfist%2Ffistclutch.html&ei=BkVeUeDkA4Xq0wHohoCwBA&usg=AFQjCNGp5chTcRjnqOnOsASlanj_jZ1Aig&sig2=HT6k2_jUy9-5V1780npz_Q&bvm=bv.44770516,d.dmQ
doctecazoid: oops
Woody 1: My day has been like a dry-handed wet oven mit.
doctecazoid: wait better link
doctecazoid: http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fistclutch.html
doctecazoid: there
Dexter Fong: whew..thanks doc
doctecazoid: keep forgetting that when you cut and paste a google search results link, you get all kinds of stuff tied to it
Principalpoop: goodness
Woody 1: that will burn your hand at the touch of an oven pan
doctecazoid: sounds painful woody
doctecazoid: i had a bit of a marathon myself - 8:30am to 7pm without a break
doctecazoid: after a brief lull, things are picking up again at the orifice
Dexter Fong: Woody: Indeed, Keep your oven mitts dry, just like your powder
doctecazoid: and i do mean orifice
cs: you need a break, doc
doctecazoid: came home, did some chores, watched 30 mins of tv, had dinner, got into a loooong phone call w/friend, then got on chat
Principalpoop: try reverse english shots
Woody 1: first thing that popped into my head. Hope you appreciated it.
Dexter Fong: Doc: Seriously: Aren't you being ...well...taken advantage of?
doctecazoid: it's very descriptive
Woody 1: Wet oven mits can be very hot.
doctecazoid: dex: it comes with the territory - our company does with 8 employees what our competitors do with 200+
Principalpoop: we are undemanding, just entertain and inform us
DJTween: Seious ground hum, but they made the best of it
DJTween: *Serious
Woody 1: Don't use them.
doctecazoid: words to the wise there, woody
cs: sounds like scrooge, dex
Dexter Fong: Doc: That's all well and good if your'e beng paid 250% more than those at the 200+ place
doctecazoid: wen oven mitts - don't use them! (a public service from your local safety department, and this radio station)
doctecazoid: dex: not bloody likely
doctecazoid: wet not wen (argh!)
Woody 1: Love ya. Really gotta get to bed. Sleep. Night, yall.
doctecazoid: yeah me too
doctecazoid: thank for stopping by woody
doctecazoid: thanks
Woody 1: Doct. Is that Kramer's poor version of a British accent?
doctecazoid: i think i will follow your lead and get some shuteye
Dexter Fong: That's why the "being taken advantage of". I know about being in the work force and,,,well,,,just wish your circumstances were better
doctecazoid: gotta crash - the kitties will be waking me up at 6 or so anyway
Principalpoop: dick shickers
cs: thanks for dropping by doc
doctecazoid: dex: me too
doctecazoid: thanks for the sympathy, it's appreciated
Dexter Fong: Later Doc
Principalpoop: sleep well
doctecazoid: y'all take care now - will try to make it here next week
Woody 1: Night.
||||||||| "Hey Woody 1!" ... Woody 1 turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:36 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
doctecazoid: ttfn ttyl nytol (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........
Merlyn: I'm going to konk out too, see you next time
||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 11:39 PM.
Principalpoop: clark clark clark
DJTween: lol
Dexter Fong: Hello Hello Hello
DJTween: Helllllllowwww
DJTween: up therrrrrreee!
Dexter Fong: hiyah big guy
DJTween: just an inflatable Tweeny
cs: is thre a giant here?
Principalpoop: giant what?
Dexter Fong: What do you want shorty?
cs: giant toad supermarket
Principalpoop: drop a load
Dexter Fong: on the gieant
Dexter Fong: giant
cs: a tiny toad couldnt handle your load
Dexter Fong: A giant frog can handle your log
DJTween gets out the Cajun recipe for giant frogs legs
Principalpoop: the bionic limiter is history
Dexter Fong: Two pounds of diced green pepper
cs: i remember my mother cookikng frog's legs for xmas, in 56
cs: freaked me out
DJTween: tasted like chicken?
||||||||| Meat Head enters at 11:53 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
DJTween: Hey Meat Head
Dexter Fong: Hi Meat
Meat Head: howdy folks, long time since I chatted withyou
cs: hi head
DJTween: Did you bring Ar-chie with you?
Meat Head: hi cat
Meat Head: ahchoo stayed at work
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| doctecazoid - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Meat Head: DT is having the dts I see
Meat Head: nino says I am in B'ham, 110 miles off that is
Dexter Fong: Where are you really?
Meat Head: I'm the guy in the Rocket city
Dexter Fong: New York City?
DJTween: Thought that was Huntsville
Meat Head: Huntsville, AL von b's city
cs: houston rockets>
DJTween: Yeah, been past there in I-65
Meat Head: ^ and Away we go
DJTween: *on
DJTween: People don't usually think of Alabama and NASA being associated
Meat Head: they routed the I65 highway to be near the largest city in North bama, that was decatur
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
Meat Head: this was NASA headquarter until JFK died, then LBJ moved it to his state
DJTween: Didn't know that
DJTween: Have been watching Apollo 13 recently. What a story...
Meat Head: Von B did not like that either
Dexter Fong: Tween: It's getting near that portion of the show that so disturbed me
DJTween: Von B was of course also part of Hitler's V missile projects
DJTween: Glad he found better use for his talents, like sending people to the Moon :)
Meat Head: yup
DJTween: You're going to be live on stage, Dex?
cs: that's not my department, said werner von braun
Dexter Fong: Tween: Not in this recording, this was IIRC recorded in Denver
Meat Head: he loved his german food
DJTween: schnitzelgruuber?
Meat Head: sounds like a really nice dish
Meat Head: cs: what did the froglegs taste like, anyway
Meat Head: time for bed here, nite all
Dexter Fong: Night Meat
DJTween: See you next week, Meat
DJTween: remember we start at 8pm CST
Principalpoop: peer into the future
Dexter Fong: Tween: This is the portion of the show when P&B dragged me up on stage
DJTween: What inspired them to do that?
DJTween: Were you heckling?
Dexter Fong: I was there for the second show (I'd been there for the first) and was sitting in the front
DJTween: So maybe they recognized you and thought they'd play with a good fan
Dexter Fong: And son't forget, I was wearing my Negril t_shirt with the Marijuana leaf on it
DJTween: Ah, OK
DJTween: Was a temptation ;)
DJTween: Blanco y Negro rolling papers?
Dexter Fong: Sure =))
DJTween: LOL
DJTween: no wonder
Dexter Fong: And that's the line they used
Dexter Fong: "You're a Dealer!!"
DJTween: too funny
DJTween: Little did you know you were providing live skit material
Dexter Fong: Little did *they* know that I *was* a dealer
DJTween: A living 'prop' for their skit
DJTween: heheh
DJTween: Then, quite apropos ;)
Dexter Fong: God bless Clark Wintergreen
Dexter Fong: Whooott!!
Principalpoop: toad away already?
Dexter Fong: Muchas Gratias Tween
Principalpoop: yes thanks, dog has been waiting, night all
||||||||| Principalpoop dashes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Principalpoop?! It's 12:24 AM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Dexter Fong: Damn! Night Poop
DJTween: my pleasure :-)
Dexter Fong: You runaway
ge||ge: Really. Thanks. That was fun. Now to PROGRAMMING!
Dexter Fong: Night ge
||||||||| It's 12:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cs - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Meat Head - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Another damn for Cat
Dexter Fong: Night Cat
DJTween: Until last time, again...
||||||||| "12:26 AM? I'm late!" exclaims DJTween, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween leaves at 12:26 AM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Dexter Fong: Night tween..here to the end
ge||ge: zats it. Hey Dexter.
Dexter Fong: Night Dear Fruends
ge||ge: I mean it about about that that pppppoem.
||||||||| Dexter Fong departs at 12:27 AM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
ge||ge: byyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee
||||||||| ge||ge leaves to catch the 12:27 AM train to Texas.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
cs
Dexter Fong
DJTween
doctecazoid
doggedly
Elayne
ge||ge
George Stevens
JaxMandrake
Meat Head
Merlyn
ncdrumr
Principalpoop
Rufus_T_Firetween
Woody 1
URL References:
http://archive.wbai.org/show1.php?showid=mdew
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Firesign_Theatre
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Music_Never_Stopped:_Roots_of_the_Grateful_Dead
http://firesigntheatre.com/domm/
http://firesigntheatre.com/funway.html
http://firesigntheatre.com/lilyfund
http://firesigntheatre.com/lilyfund/
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=df-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=df-rv
http://laughstore.stores.yahoo.net/firtheatdear.html
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CDUQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.subgenius.com%2Fbigfist%2Ffistclutch.html&ei=BkVeUeDkA4Xq0wHohoCwBA&usg=AFQjCNGp5chTcRjnqOnOsASlanj_jZ1Aig&sig2=HT6k2_jUy9-5V1780npz_Q&bvm=bv.44770516,d.dmQ
http://www.allmusic.com/album/dear-friends-mw0000074648
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fistclutch.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlxPuEWh4jM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ3cCbjVsRM



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