A Firesign Chat
10/02/2014




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 02, 2014 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'DJTweeny', just granted probation at 8:02 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **'
||||||||| Outside, the 8:05 PM crosstown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Rufus_T_Firetween coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - you can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **'
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'uh, Clem', just granted probation at 8:31 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
DJTweeny: Hi clem
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:33 PM, dragging Dexter Fong by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
DJTweeny: Hey Dexter
Dexter Fong: Hi tweeny
DJTweeny: music will start just before 8:44ET
Dexter Fong: Thanks Tween
||||||||| Outside, the 8:36 PM crosstown bus from Detroit pulls away, leaving woof coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
DJTweeny: Hi woof
woof: Hey there tween
||||||||| "8:42 PM? 8:42 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Pyramid Patchouli should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Pyramid Patchouli enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
DJTweeny: Hi Pyramid
||||||||| late enters at 8:43 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
DJTweeny: Hi late
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:43 PM and Otto Yamamoto waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - (various artists) - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **'
late: howdy
DJTweeny: Hey Yammy
DJTweeny: long time
Otto Yamamoto: Yeah
late: mmmm yes union, often disparaged, but one of my favorites
DJTweeny: mine too, late
DJTweeny: 8 Yesmen can get fairly impressive on occasion
late: solid
Otto Yamamoto: Nino needs to get it together. He's got me in Lawn Guyland
DJTweeny: Huntington, NY?
||||||||| New PC Cat steals in around 8:46 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
DJTweeny: Hey Cat
Dexter Fong: Hiya Yamm
Dexter Fong: Hey Cat
New PC Cat: Hey Tween. let's see if I can sound on this one.
DJTweeny: k
New PC Cat: Wow, Yammy. An old one.
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies EWeston into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:47 PM, then departs.
Dexter Fong: Eee! W!!
New PC Cat: wow. sound on the same computer
EWeston: Evenin Tweeny cat Dex, and the rest of yez
DJTweeny: Hi EW
||||||||| Catherwood ushers BJBiolofsky into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:48 PM, then departs.
DJTweeny: Hi Betty
New PC Cat: i can get sound but not email
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
New PC Cat: Hi Nancy
DJTweeny: What's the OS, Cat?
BJBiolofsky: Hello!
New PC Cat: Windows 7. I have XP on the old one
EWeston: Running apole for the new SS Head, Allen West, Adam West, or Honey West?
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'NancyKat', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:50 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
DJTweeny: THought you liked Macs
DJTweeny: Hi Nancy
NancyKat: KUMQUAT!
New PC Cat: which is real nancy?
NancyKat: hey Tweeny!
EWeston: Evebenin Nanc
New PC Cat: i have a 10 year old mac laptop i was getting sound from while this one was being repaired
DJTweeny bets Nancy is a W.C. Fields fan
NancyKat: Tweeny-He's ok, I like Mae West and charlie Chaplin better...evn'n EW
DJTweeny: You've seen My Little Chickadee with West & W.C. ?
EWeston: Lots of good stuff was shot in B&W
DJTweeny: Oh heck yeah EW, it's an art
NancyKat: MOOOG...miss Moogs
DJTweeny: Hitchcock and Serling were masters
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Lil', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:54 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
EWeston: Mind there was a goodly amount of trash as well
DJTweeny: Hi Lil
Lil: Hi dear friends
NancyKat: Tweeny-No, it's on my LOOONG list...my BFF is a HUGE Mae fan...I like what i've seen of Fatty Arbuckle as welll...and 2 words-Theda Bara
New PC Cat: One of several Lilys makes an appearance
EWeston: I don't know where to put the three stooges
NancyKat: Hi, Lil...not to be confused with lil or Lilly....
DJTweeny: Actually Nancy, Moog has come out with Keith Emerson Edition modular systems you can buy (if you don't mind mortgaging the house ;)
Lil: Not a LILY am LOL
EWeston: Lil, one L in so far
NancyKat: EW-With the Marx Bros. in a box?
Lil: Yep thanks NK
New PC Cat: And whether Lily
New PC Cat: Bergman ever shows up here, we'll never know.
Lil: meant LIL hahaha
NancyKat: Tweeeny-Neat! My Uncle did a Moog album...he's a Pianist...
Lil: Am celebrating
EWeston: Almost by them selves. I saw a few of their's for the first time not long ago.
DJTweeny: Dick Hyman, by any chance, Nancy?
NancyKat: Lil, oh yes?
Lil: Yesterday was seven years cancer-free for me :-DDDD
||||||||| Outside, the 8:57 PM bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Dang Rococo coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers lily inside, makes a note of the time (8:57 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
EWeston: Three cheers and a tiger for you Lil
NancyKat: Tweeny-No, do tell...and we can't forget Buster Keaton...
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
BJBiolofsky: Yay @ Lil
DJTweeny: I used to have one of the little MicroMoogs. Just one oscillator, but could do some neat stuff
DJTweeny: Hi Rococo
Lil: Thanks EW!
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'Nabby', just granted probation at 8:57 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
NancyKat: Lil-FANGFUCKINGTASTIC Congrats!
DJTweeny: Hi lily, Nabby
Nabby: Ello ello
Dexter Fong: Tweeny:does musical number hint at a Nick danger show tonight
lily: Dang Rococo DJTweeny EWeston Lil lily NancyKat New PC Cat good evening all and thanks for a lovely evening in advance DJTween
Lil: You too BJ
DJTweeny: why, yes it does, Dex ;)
NancyKat: lily-heylas!
EWeston: Nabby, in house. If we can find a house
Lil: Ello recent arrivals
NancyKat: *skankin' to Elvis*
Nabby: look at all the peetles
lily: pup that tent
EWeston: Lily two
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and ''Bob'' gets out at 8:59 PM.
EWeston: Find the dwellers in the pup tense
Dexter Fong: Darling Nabby
DJTweeny: Hi Bob
''Bob'': Elvis!
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:59 PM, dragging shoes for the dead by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 02, 2014 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
DJTweeny: Hi shoes
Dang Rococo: Watching Detective Nick Danger?
NancyKat: Los Pantalones de Bob....
shoes for the dead: Howdy
Nabby: Hi Bob & shoes
DJTweeny: ** This is from the All Things Firesign album, but is included in the Box Of Danger
NancyKat: Hi, Shoes!
Dexter Fong: Shoes
EWeston: Hey dah shoes
NancyKat: YAY ND!
Dexter Fong: "Bob"
''Bob'': Hi, all. Have some work to do, but with y'all in spirit tonight. :)
shoes for the dead: Danger!
DJTweeny: may your work go well, Bob
EWeston: Where's the fire!?
Nabby: Be groovy Bob
NancyKat: The fire is in his eyes...
EWeston: Getting wise with the peepers eh?
New PC Cat: In Syria, Lieutenant
Nabby: I have no desire to sue him
shoes for the dead: nancy hin then
New PC Cat: Bergman loved Syria so much he wanted to be buried there.
NancyKat: EW-We got burned on the Anselmo Pederasty Case...
Nabby: Hello down there
NancyKat: Hello, down there, Tweeny....
Dexter Fong: That was kinda short
Nabby: Hey Cat
shoes for the dead: brief case
New PC Cat: Hey Nab
NancyKat: Shoes-A very boxer brief case...
lily: is that where you keep your briefs
EWeston: And the punk gotta way
||||||||| "9:03 PM? 9:03 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mr Muckelhoney should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mr Muckelhoney enters and sits on the couch.
New PC Cat: I bought the album. Maybe the shortest album ever
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
shoes for the dead: gotta a way with who?
||||||||| Catherwood leads Audrey Farber into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:04 PM, then departs.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with pinholeF200 close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:04 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary.
Nabby: Box o' Goodness
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
NancyKat: EW...don't worry, I won't track mud in on your nice, clean floor...
New PC Cat: box of danger is delicious
Nabby: Hi Pin
DJTweeny: Hi pinhole
EWeston: Have some dreaded shrimp
DJTweeny: Hi Audrey
NancyKat: shimp...
pinholeF200: Evenin' Tween, high all
Mr Muckelhoney: oooohh, jumbo shrimp
EWeston: And go on to be a better person, forever
NancyKat: Audrey-Hi,..me...lol....
lily: Shemp
Lil: I think I have this one on tape cassette
Nabby: It's Mucklehoney & Audrey
New PC Cat: pin
||||||||| 9:05 PM: PorgeyPig jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
New PC Cat: we do our best
||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - from BOX OF DANGER, “Young Guy, Motor Detective” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - you can buy Box Of Danger at >> http://www.shoutfactory.com/node/175765 **'
DJTweeny: Hi Porgey
NancyKat: lily-NO NOT SHEMP!
Lil: Was it ever released on vinyl?
New PC Cat: tirebiter has a pig?
||||||||| Bunnyboy bounds in at 9:05 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
EWeston: He's too young!
shoes for the dead: my son has a signed box of Danger
DJTweeny: Hi Mr Muckle
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Bunnyboy: Hiya. Early bird, fer once.
DJTweeny: Hey Bunny
Mr Muckelhoney: makes a fine pair, or even an apple
Dexter Fong: Hey Bunny
Nabby greets bunnyB
lily: way cool
New PC Cat: hi bun
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
EWeston: Bunninator, online
shoes for the dead: hey Bun
NancyKat: *needs a Irish Coffee* Fan has hit the schisse...
NancyKat: Bunny Hey!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
Bunnyboy: Speaking of birds, the Orioles are suddenly handing the Tigers their asses, bottom of the 8th.
Nabby: Puzzle Box!
EWeston: A fan is a terrible thing to lose
DJTweeny: especially if it's really hot
lily: get your tongue outta there
Bunnyboy: shoes: I got my BOD set signed, at the Whidbey show.
EWeston: No nymphs with hand fans there?
pinholeF200: but it's never tomorrow....
shoes for the dead: Portland, Bun
Bunnyboy: What's the audio bleed?
NancyKat: pinhole-because it's always today?
||||||||| 9:08 PM: Merlyn jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
lily: feather fans
Bunnyboy: Tweeeeeeen!
||||||||| "9:08 PM? 9:08 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Beet should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Beet enters and sits at the bar.
Beet: Evenin' all. Happy Firesign Thursday.
EWeston: Because we can only get halfway there
shoes for the dead: and even Merlyn!
Bunnyboy: Spacely VO: "You're FIRED!!!"
New PC Cat: beet
DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn, Beet
pinholeF200: Like Alice said, it's never any other day so we never get bread and jam
Merlyn: hey tween
EWeston: Merly and the beet
||||||||| Captain_Button enters at 9:09 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
Beet: Yo friend EW
DJTweeny: Hi Captain
Dexter Fong: Hi Merlyn
||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Pyramid Patchouli - dead from the common cold
||||||||| woof - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
New PC Cat: merl
NancyKat: pinhole-At her restaurant?
New PC Cat: cb
Bunnyboy: Oh. Beg pardon. I think that was a push ad, on my MLB.com window.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and squeeze_the_wheeze gets out at 9:10 PM.
Bunnyboy blushes, chews foot.
Mr Muckelhoney: capt beetheart?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
New PC Cat: you still watch baseball, bun?
NancyKat: Beeefheart...how I miss my vinyl...
pinholeF200: No, the Alice with the rabbit
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
||||||||| At 9:11 PM, Otto Yamamoto dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| Outside, the 9:11 PM crosstown bus from New York pulls away, leaving Otto Yamamoto coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Bunnyboy: cat: You betcha!
Mr Muckelhoney: here, have one of mine
Dexter Fong: Bye, Hi Yam
New PC Cat: when the jays fold, i turn my attention elsewhere
Captain_Button: Evening all.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Slugs into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:12 PM, then departs.
EWeston: Sounds like a motorcycle on drugs Dex
BJBiolofsky: hiya
Dexter Fong: Hi CB
EWeston: Ho yah
NancyKat: I AM insane! LOL...
Bunnyboy: <TWEEN PRESENCE!>
Beet: Interestingly, my shoes are missing.
EWeston: Insanity there is strength
pinholeF200: No Shoes Doctor!
Mr Muckelhoney: must have left it
lily: welcome to the ward
Captain_Button: Shoes gone to industry
EWeston: Or bloody feet
Nabby: Who isn't?
Dang Rococo: Yummo!
Nabby: I like it
Bunnyboy: "Baby Shoes?!? That does it, I'll kill him! Wake the bum up!"
NancyKat: EW-verily...
lily: crackers a whole new meaning
||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - from BOX OF DANGER, “Nick Danger: THE CASE OF THE MISSING SHOE” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - you can buy Box Of Danger at >> http://www.shoutfactory.com/node/175765 **'
Nabby: Hey Otto
Nabby: Zup Dang
EWeston: Zippers unite!
Beet: Maxwell Smart?
lily: flip flop thongs
Mr Muckelhoney: more sausage
EWeston: Sorry about that chief
NancyKat: I spell my pizza...G A R B A G E
shoes for the dead: didja smack him?
Bunnyboy: Does the record reflect that this was one of the first FST efforts to be realized where all 4 guys weren't in the same studio?
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies InTheWood inside, makes a note of the time (9:16 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
New PC Cat: i wonder how many firesign ads there are?
Bunnyboy: David's contributions are cut-ins.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
DJTweeny: Hi Wood
Nabby: You say tomato
NancyKat: Stewed Tomatoes
shoes for the dead: real ones, Cat?
Nabby: Hi Wood
InTheWood: America's only (?) detective...
DJTweeny: I don't see that in the liner notes
Mr Muckelhoney: i say two moto
NancyKat: 2 shots of rye...
Bunnyboy: Early pre-cursor to the latter days of "degraded audio", etc.
pinholeF200: I'll have two shots too
EWeston: Pirmiped potatoes
Beet: plot
InTheWood: Hi all! I suspect they wouldn't have wanted to advertise the fact.
New PC Cat: not counting those, maybe 30 or so. no i meant these parody ads they cranked out at a frenetic pace
DJTweeny: In that case Bunny, some very nice editing
NancyKat: I'll have 2 of pucker...
NancyKat: EW-Tomato pimp?
New PC Cat: i just lost volume
InTheWood: it's unanimous, then...
BJBiolofsky: me too Cat
Nabby: What?
shoes for the dead: what?
EWeston: We don't talk about that, not till the court cases all clear
Beet: My sound dropped out
NancyKat: Eye skink Tweeny is having tech diifculties...
InTheWood: It's soundproofed.
pinholeF200: Glovner's here too
DJTweeny: sorry folks,l the streamer quit
Lil: Just lost the radio signal :-((((((
pinholeF200: We can't talk here
NancyKat: ITW-we threw I ching...out the window...
DJTweeny: should be back now
InTheWood: Take my hand!
Slugs: creepies!
InTheWood: Follow me!
Dexter Fong: I thinks its the 24 hour ebola
||||||||| "9:19 PM? 9:19 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Lucien should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Lucien enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Nabby: No echo
Lil: Not yet
EWeston: Defenstrate those yarrow sticks
NancyKat: This is the portrait gallerry...there's an echo in here....
Dexter Fong: not here
InTheWood: (sound of sliding panel)
Beet: We'll never find out if they found the missing shoe
shoes for the dead: what?
Nabby: where?
Beet: We can't talk in here
Dang Rococo: I hear shoe sounds.
EWeston: And how do I make my voice do this
DJTweeny: 128k should be back up now
InTheWood: at the knees and ankles.
lily: shoe s for the dead has a twin
DJTweeny: everyone have it?
Lil: Not yet Tweeny
BJBiolofsky: This page contains content of “audio/x-mpegurl” type. "You do not have the plug-in required to view this content."
Beet: Not me
Dexter Fong: Not me
EWeston: I just dropped for a second Tweeney
Slugs: nine
InTheWood: Sysdat Update-- Try again...
DJTweeny: just a moment
Lil: Rats
NancyKat: I've reloaded twice...
Nabby: Not yet, said the frog
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'Mr. Bark Bark', just granted probation at 9:21 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Bunnyboy: The frank, high-grade stream link seems to be broken. The 16k stream is...oh, now it's stopped, too.
Nabby: Arf
Dang Rococo: Calling Dr Memory...
Beet: you're making the Doctor unhappy/happy
EWeston: I've got music
Bunnyboy: Oh, no. It works, does the 16K.
Mr. Bark Bark: My bad.
Lil: Feh.
InTheWood: Hey, Pablo! He broke the President!...
lily: kiss me quick before I change my mind ribbit
pinholeF200: Quite Fright, Rank
shoes for the dead: be sure to hold your thumb on the place on the script
DJTweeny: should be back
EWeston: I now pronouce you bunnae and wif
NancyKat: It won't let me unmute it...
DJTweeny: can you tune in now?
Nabby: pluck its magic twanger
New PC Cat: no
shoes for the dead: gotcha Tween
Slugs: ya thats better
Lil: We have sound!!!!
''Bob'': same here
pinholeF200: 128k back
||||||||| 9:22 PM: Jubal jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
BJBiolofsky: i'm back
Beet: If you're turned off does that make you unhappy?
''Bob'': ahh... that's more like it.
Mr. Bark Bark: Still dropping its load on the giant toad.
DJTweeny: hi Jubai
Jubal: and it turns my stomach!
InTheWood: We have a pulse!
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
NancyKat: hang on...
Nabby: Juju
Bunnyboy: Octoglomerate, a future shadow entity of US ("What Gate?) Plus - tm.
DJTweeny: ** 16k up in a minute
Dexter Fong: Its back
New PC Cat: got it
||||||||| "9:23 PM? 9:23 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Elayne should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Elayne enters and sits on the divan.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
Nabby: Tween is On It
EWeston: Is the nsa guy stll with us?
New PC Cat: Hey El
Beet: Hi Elayne
NancyKat: Feck...
Nabby: Hey Elayne
shoes for the dead: hey Elayne
InTheWood: Tween comes through, ten times out of ten.
NancyKat: Hi, Elayne...
Dexter Fong: Hi Elayne
Mr. Bark Bark: Ah, my iron lung is working again!
EWeston: Elayne mam sir
Beet: Got my sound back
Bunnyboy: Yeah, stream back.
||||||||| Outside, the 9:24 PM bus from New Hampshire pulls away, leaving ZookyFogg coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
DJTweeny: sorry for the computer follies, folks :/
NancyKat: Mr. BB-HOTDOG!
DJTweeny: Hey Elayne
DJTweeny: Hi Zooky
Elayne: Hardly worth it, considering what's being played.
NancyKat: WHOOHOO!
||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Audrey Farber - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Elayne: Hi Tween, well, I guess you had to get to Missing Shoe sometime.
InTheWood: It was funnier this way, Tween!
Bunnyboy: Yes! We have a wiener!
Nabby: Tween is indefatigable
EWeston: The batman theme in to many organs
Nabby: Zooky
lily: the best
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
pinholeF200: my favorite sport-Sock Her
Bunnyboy: Okay, my stream is bawling out the writers.
Beet: He doesn't wear out, either
Nabby: Organs organs organs
ZookyFogg: Yes. Still grabbing air.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with SidFudd close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:26 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the anteroom.
New PC Cat: My friend the baseball player said there was a joke about him like that, el. You had to a Tom Satriano card in a deck
DJTweeny: Hi Sid
Nabby: baby shoes for industry
Beet: for some flusheims down the toilet
Dang Rococo: Ah, the 16k stream is working again, too.
shoes for the dead: and only two hands
SidFudd: Hello all you zeros & ones
New PC Cat: had to have
Bunnyboy: Hiya, Taylor! Whazz reeaaal?
ZookyFogg: Hey DJ and all
Nabby: Sid
New PC Cat: sir
Elayne: Guys, trust me, the silence is preferable to this week's selection. :)
New PC Cat: fogg
DJTweeny: ** everything cool now folks?
EWeston: We can has imaginary negative roots?
NancyKat: Tweeny-Yep.
Nabby: Three chairs for Skink Cheese
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Beet: 5 by 5
ZookyFogg: Love some good skink.
Mr. Bark Bark: It's soundproofed, so no one can hear us.
DJTweeny: Thanks Beet
Bunnyboy: 12-3, final rout, Orioles over Tigers.
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Nabby: Cool as Ice
ZookyFogg: Skinky
EWeston: Its ok their speaking chinese
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
NancyKat: ohnorococcococococo
Nabby: Routy
Beet: waffle eyes
Nabby: waffle fed
ZookyFogg: Need this respite from madness.
lily: don't rub them the wrong way
Bunnyboy: Rocky's Hypno-wheel rearview projection.
SidFudd: "Radio isn't some silly old artifact, like me - it's a tool, like you!" - George Tirebiter, 1975
EWeston: Waffle fed skinks
NancyKat: Hypno rococcotoad!?
||||||||| At 9:29 PM, SidFudd vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
DJTweeny: nice quote, Sid
shoes for the dead: tastes like pork
Nabby: Laffing gas should be widely available don't u think
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
||||||||| Outside, the 9:29 PM crosstown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving SidFudd coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Nabby: can has laffing gas?
ZookyFogg: There you go - Fred 1985
SidFudd: Ah, rejoining, now with text lines = 40
New PC Cat: When he was 39, like Jack Benny
SidFudd: so I can figure out what's going on
Nabby: tee hee
EWeston: We have some larfing gas
SidFudd: otherwise this would make NO SENSE
lily: catherwood laughing gas for all please
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to lily and says "Did you want me?"
SidFudd: AH HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NancyKat: No can has cat...
pinholeF200: where's the beef?
BJBiolofsky: need me some laffin gas
||||||||| "9:30 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Otto Yamamoto, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the garden.
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Otto Yamamoto into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:30 PM, then departs.
DJTweeny: Catherwood, please give everyone some gassing laff
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone some gassing laff.
NancyKat: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehahahahahhhh.
||||||||| 9:30 PM: Roger jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Dexter Fong: Bye, Hi Yam
SidFudd: so, um, there is a Firesign DVD coming, I swear it
ZookyFogg: Hooharoo - My Father 1959
Merlyn: Does this nitrous oxide smell funny to you?
DJTweeny: Hi Roger
NancyKat: Hi, Otto.
SidFudd: We have a new co-conspirator and FireFriend: Tim Maloney of Glassell Park, California
Roger: howdy
SidFudd: He's authoring the DVD as we speak
Nabby: Ello Otto
lily: la la la la la
New PC Cat: oh, youre that sir fudd
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
EWeston: How bout a classical laughing gas, or are you trendy?
NancyKat: Sid-you swear on a potato?
New PC Cat: i casn never remember my own name
Bunnyboy: Really?!? Neat!
Nabby: fa la la la
Captain_Button: Offer not good after curfew in Sectors R or M
pinholeF200: Regnad Kcin
Beet: Noah Vail
SidFudd: "Everything You Know Is Wrong" will have not only stereo audio but 5.1 audio as well, not to mention a commentary track recorded by the entire Firesign in 2009
ZookyFogg: I gave away a car today.
SidFudd: such things take a little time to coordinate
Bunnyboy: Well, if the William Gillette film took this long to surface, I guess we can wait.
NancyKat: Zooky-Oh, my white brother...
lily: nabby christmas is a commin
Bunnyboy: Y'alls heard about the Sherlock lost/found film?
DJTweeny: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
ZookyFogg: I was living an episode of Randall & Klugman.
NancyKat: Gads, I want a burger...
EWeston: I sold a kit car cross country. It got held for ransome at one point
DJTweeny: hmmm
||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - from BOX OF DANGER, “Nick Danger: THE CASE OF THE MISSING GENERAL” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - you can buy Box Of Danger at >> http://www.shoutfactory.com/node/175765 **'
Nabby: I love x-mas its so crunchy
SidFudd: Bunnyboy - no, do tell?
Dexter Fong: What Film Bunny
lily: wrap it up I'll take it
New PC Cat: speakingof danger bits, what aboug austin's daily feed stuff? can that sold?
EWeston: Always use an agent t=for that kind of thing
InTheWood: A 100 year old silent of a 19-cent actor portraying SH on film. Very early.
ZookyFogg: Back to my simple two key life.
Nabby: we have x-tra crunchy if you prefer
Bunnyboy: Archivists found the only known film of William Gillette (period)...which also happens to be his film performance of Sherlock.
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ZookyFogg: And my otherwise mad plan.
Nabby: I loves me some moleskin cookies
Bunnyboy: 1916 production. Long lost, now found in a French archive.
Nabby: Lip smackin goot
InTheWood: What Bunny said.
shoes for the dead: wholesome!
Bunnyboy: It's being restored for a May 2015 screening, and eventual video release, no doubt.
EWeston: I like to dip them in maple surrup
lily: to the lsat drop
Beet: Good for soap also
||||||||| Captain_Button says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Captain_Button exits at 9:34 PM.
Nabby: And how!
ZookyFogg: All to the flourish.
lily: ta da
SidFudd: Re: old Sherlock film - this is awesome. I'm always a sucker for old films rediscovered
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:35 PM and Paisley77 steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
shoes for the dead: toot
Merlyn: wholesome whole beef haves
Bunnyboy: You and me both, Sid.
DJTweeny: Hi Paisley
Merlyn: the halves and the halve knots
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
SidFudd: New PC Cat - yes, I'd love to have "The Daily Feed Tapes" re-issued - it's on my list
ZookyFogg: Back to the bus.
Otto Yamamoto: Ack, I'm fadig fast...
Otto Yamamoto: fading
DJTweeny: ** Don’t forget to check out the Firesign Theatre Funway for a cool page full of Flash goodies. Just move your cursor over various areas of the page - http://firesigntheatre.com/funway.html
Nabby: Try some laffing gas Otto
New PC Cat: I just gort a copy of proc's first flick, now i can find out waht he was talking about on those phone calls
Bunnyboy: One of the groups that broke the news were the fine crew at Flicker Alley.
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Beet: Can you see through yourself?
DJTweeny: sorry to hear, Yam :/
SidFudd: Also on my list for a reissue is "Tales of the Old Detective" - oh man I love that audiobook. Producer Pat Fraley is attempting to dig up the master tapes
EWeston: Don't see a lot of fadig these days
Elayne: Me too, Yamamoto
New PC Cat: It's wonderful, fudd
Nabby: Are you getting sleepy or actually fading?
Elayne: I'm not fading in terms of being tired (for a change) but in terms of not participating. I blame the EP. :)
New PC Cat: some of his deeped audio work
Nabby: Ahh
SidFudd: New PC Cat - do you mean "A Safe Place"? On Criterion?
shoes for the dead: fadig is illegal in Iran
Elayne: Oh, you changed the soundtrack, I didn't even notice1
New PC Cat: deepest
ZookyFogg: A lot to consume even for a fat man like me.
lily: I am just happy to be here
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
New PC Cat: yes
Beet: everything is illegal there
New PC Cat: we're happy to have you here, lily
pinholeF200: I'm happy to be anywhere
DJTweeny: always a fun crowd :)
Bunnyboy: Austin's voice sounds so different in this production.
Nabby: Ditto lily
lily: thanks I was bummed last week
Beet: Hi lily
EWeston: I'm happy for a troll free place
DJTweeny: I noticed that Bunny
Nabby: no way lily no way!
lily: HI BEET lol
DJTweeny: almost like he had a cold
SidFudd: Ah yes, "America Lost and Found" - great box set. Nice to have a pristine copy of "A Safe Place". Also "The King of Marvin Gardens"
BJBiolofsky: I second that EW
NancyKat: Ogre free would be fine too...
pinholeF200: de least he could do
lily: way nabby way
Bunnyboy: Criterion is the bee's.
shoes for the dead: kaff kaff
DJTweeny: lol Nancy
Nabby: I'm so confused....
EWeston: Any gargoles about?
Nabby: dang lily dang
New PC Cat: i thinki saw marvin when it came out
lily: but cute
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Mr Muckelhoney - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| uh, Clem - dead from the common cold
||||||||| squeeze_the_wheeze - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Jubal - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
ZookyFogg: A song develops
lily: what is a dang
shoes for the dead: no garguys either
Dexter Fong: GNAD
Bunnyboy: Balance to a ding.
EWeston: Dang is a state not a thing
Nabby: good question
DJTweeny: Catherwood, please give shoes a rimshot
||||||||| Catherwood brings shoes a rimshot.
SidFudd: The DVD is going to have something we've never seen before, "The Bob Sideburn News", a piece that Firesign did for local L.A. public affairs TV show "About a Week"
ZookyFogg: scat skiddly
lily: bee boop
New PC Cat: wow, fudd
Beet: the State of Dang
shoes for the dead: sounds nifty, Fudd
NancyKat: lily-i was about to say...
SidFudd: And webmaster Doc Technical is working like hell on putting together a download store
EWeston: North of Ding Dong
ZookyFogg: The Velvet Fogg is no known relation.
lily: what Nancy Kat what
pinholeF200: slamma lamma ding dang
New PC Cat: thanks to doc i'm talking to you on this computer, fudd
New PC Cat: the man has more hands than a hindu god
Nabby: The Velveeta Frogg
NancyKat: lily-LOL...you said bebop..I was going to say beebop Lobo...
New PC Cat: he needs time for important things like sleep, and pool
EWeston: In the sou Chinie See. Between Singapore and Sinatra
SidFudd: Once we have the download store set up at FireSale, the first thing I want to put up is the Magic Mushroom shows (what we've got, anyway)
lily: cool nancy Kat cool
ZookyFogg: Ree deep
Nabby momentarily attends to his vat creatures.
New PC Cat: did yhou find last exit?
shoes for the dead: even niftier, Fudd
lily: croak
NancyKat: Serbian and Armenian writers?
Otto Yamamoto: Ah, the Velvet Frog
SidFudd: New PC Cat: you mean Mr. Oneill got you a new axe? That's awesomepants
EWeston: Armed or unarmed vat creatures?
ZookyFogg: I challenge any pool stick.
lily: don't rub his nap the wrong way
NancyKat: Nabby-OOH OOH_I can has one?
SidFudd: Cat - do you mean "Last Tunnel to Fresno"? No, there's still no known copy of that Magic Mushroom play. Sad.
EWeston: Static abounds and bounds
New PC Cat: well the old one was hijacked by bad guys. doc disinfected it and its back below my fingers
NancyKat: MUWAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
ZookyFogg: I was going to take a nap but I'm too tired.
lily: schrooms yum
Otto Yamamoto: The chatroom is a bit weir on a Windows tab
New PC Cat: i had a copy once, but that was 45 years ago
shoes for the dead: fun, guy
Otto Yamamoto: weird..
NancyKat: lily...mmmmm
Dexter Fong: Cat: I cannot make out what your were saying about Doc etc>
Otto Yamamoto: No Otto Correct here
Lil: It's a bit weird anyway
EWeston: Chantrell season up here
New PC Cat: he has a lot of things going at once, dex
Bunnyboy: Glory film days, here in Seattle. The grand re-opening of The Egyptian Theatre, under SIFF's auspices, and the (knock wood) successful conversion of Scarecrow Video into a non-profit video archive.
Otto Yamamoto: fair enough
New PC Cat: its hard enough for me to do one thing
ZookyFogg: I got a backlog of REM data to sift.
SidFudd: Right now I'm working on scanning all the out-of-print Firesign print items from 1970-1981, hopefully to release in an e-book: Mixville Rocket, Young Tom Edison Club, Apocalypse Papers, Bozobook
lily: wired wired is good
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
NancyKat: Greeebe?
SidFudd: I so want to get all those small-press Firesign books & pamphlets back into print. No point making people pay $100 for 'em
pinholeF200: how does he make his voice do that?
DJTweeny: That'd be cool :)
New PC Cat: i ihave a lot, fudd. i can make a list and send it to the usual place
ZookyFogg: What we do to keep up with ourselves.
shoes for the dead: not the lod same place?
NancyKat: pinhole-and who's he talking to?
Dexter Fong hums, "Me and myh shadiw"
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Beet: Is any one of these rumoured releases in the on-deck circle so to speak?
SidFudd: New PC Cat: There's one thing I'm interested to find out: Has anybody got volume 2 number 1 of the Young Tom Edison Club? I've only got the paste-ups for that. I have no evidence that it was ever printed or mailed to the fans.
EWeston: The spirit of the narrative
SidFudd: Maybe something you could research and email me.
New PC Cat: radio money!
shoes for the dead: radio money
lily: we climb te stars but nobodies there
Dexter Fong: Are anty of them down in the Side B League?
New PC Cat: doesnt tom gedwillo have that?
ZookyFogg: Good luck with all that. Archive from past to know and keep current.
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
SidFudd: Beet: What rumours would you like confirmed? Or disavowed?
New PC Cat: ossman usually has everything
Beet: DVD's Print releases etc, etc
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Zidewipe close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:51 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary.
SidFudd: Cat: Oh yes, in fact I'm scanning all the material directly from his archives
pinholeF200: I'm an expert because I say I am
DJTweeny: Hi Zidewipe
Dexter Fong: Hi Zeitvipes
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
ZookyFogg: What's an average age here might one guess?
SidFudd: Hmm - as for print releases, the "Exorcism" and "Profiles" books are about to go out of print. We didn't like the print quality of what we got from the publisher
Nabby: back
ZookyFogg: Thursday nights and traffic lights.
shoes for the dead: is any age average?
lily: only one way to look at it sidways
DJTweeny: Hey Sid, who did the sound effects when they played live?
SidFudd: So if you don't have "Exorcism" or "Profiles", now's the time to buy. Of course we'll bring them back into print as soon as we can, hopefully together in one volume
Dexter Fong: C'MON DOWN zOOKY fOGG...
EWeston: I'm inexpert because Fred says I am.
lily: 60?
Nabby: 2nd stage homunculi are very touch and go
New PC Cat: i look forward to that, fudd
pinholeF200: He remained silent, having no lines, not in his face either
DJTweeny: Me too, lily
SidFudd: Who did the sound effects when they played live - what years? If you mean between the years 2009-2012, that would be me!
Lil: I saw some live shows and onstage it was
ZookyFogg: Not anymore just heard to reference.
EWeston: Devilish homunculi
Lil: Phil Proctor
Elayne: EWeston, that'd be a great name for a band.
Nabby: Ticklish too
DJTweeny: Cool, Sid :-)
Nabby: Agree Elayne
lily: short people got
New PC Cat: that is so funny
EWeston: Some time I might start a band. I've got a lot of names to use
Bunnyboy: brb. Spouse greeting.
SidFudd: Wait a minute - who's Elayne in this chat? Hi Elayne!
ZookyFogg: You've been forever on my periphreals
||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Lucien - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| PorgeyPig - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Roger - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
New PC Cat: how nikcky is transformed into young guy
lily: my eye sockets hurt when I
shoes for the dead: to be shutting up!
pinholeF200: If 60 is the average age I'm a little above average
EWeston: Don't sock them
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
DJTweeny: lol
ZookyFogg: Oh. I want to spin the wheel.
Nabby: Does radio actually have a fourth wall?
NancyKat: Please to be shutting up? Why do you never shut up?
lily: I thought we were taking an average but
Dexter Fong: Yes Nabby - Atmosphere
Beet: what's an average but?
ZookyFogg: I miss my telefunken
shoes for the dead: and is any but average?
Nabby: Hmm could be
NancyKat: pinhole-I'm 36...
Dexter Fong: LILY; welcome to Firechat where all the men and woman are above avcerage
lily: not mine large and in charge
ZookyFogg: Maybe It's more the average mentality.
EWeston: To the Butt mimes with yah
Beet: Sounds like Woebegone
SidFudd: For everyone's edification - we found film copies of "Six Dreams" and "Love Is Hard to Get" in the archive, so trust those will be on track for DVD reissue at some point.
New PC Cat: that was excellent
Nabby: Yeah that's great
lily: a little woebegone
New PC Cat: i really want to see them, fudd
Nabby: Woe "B" Gone
Dexter Fong: welcome to Butt Montana where all the children are over endowed in a certain anatomical area
EWeston: Mercury retension?
lily: beet get outta my head there is not enough room
pinholeF200: butts or mounds?
EWeston: Their both right pretty
Beet: what a pretty head it is
Otto Yamamoto: That's our sacred mound
ZookyFogg: Room for you all and more in mine.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
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lily: have be both otherwise they would fall righ over
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pinholeF200: this is my sacred PC, it runs on silicon
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Nabby: lily http://youtu.be/SUnU2eL55_Y
BJBiolofsky: no fun..
NancyKat: Oyyo-can you more it? Railroads commin' through..right now...
Nabby: (listening for later)
DJTweeny: a silicon-based life form, pinhole?
New PC Cat: bertman was doing this with proctor at yale
ZookyFogg: Mary had a little lamb
pinholeF200: it does seem to have a life of its own
Nabby: push push in the kush
lily: listenen nabby
Beet: This is brilliant
Nabby: groovy lily
SidFudd: Nabby: Disco!
NancyKat: Zooky- with a side of apple jelly...
Lil: a little beef, a little ham
Nabby: Peter!
||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - from the DOMM Dear Friends Broadcasts “DEPUTY DAN WILL FIND US NO MATTER WHERE WE GO”- listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS AT >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ **'
ZookyFogg: Good one Berg
shoes for the dead: kaff kaff
Nabby: Disco sucks Sid!
Nabby: kaff
Lil: and even extra spam spam spam
pinholeF200: from the Phlegmish Village
EWeston: kaffination
shoes for the dead: daylight loan time
ZookyFogg: Disco can't pucker.
lily: but the hairstyles were great
SidFudd: Nabby: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM [baseball fans rush the field]
Nabby: spam spam spam
EWeston: Weaponized hair
Lil: Indeed Nabby
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NancyKat: Spam bank...
InTheWood: It's a drag to haft leave just when Python has entered the conversation...
Nabby: I like R&B tho'
Lil: Spam Dagger
lily: pig snots and hog jowels
EWeston: Looks like pork
Nabby: lol NancyK
Beet: Op talk
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
ZookyFogg: What's NUTS - new under the sun.
Lil: Awwww ITW
InTheWood: And so aloha from Upper Manhattan, all!
Nabby: good ole home cookin'
SidFudd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwoavXnHxYM&t=2m37s
Lil: See ya then
ZookyFogg: Blues piano
EWeston: Pinapple away!
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:05 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs InTheWood by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
shoes for the dead: what floor do ya live on, Wood?
Nabby: Bless you Sid!
Nabby: kachoo
pinholeF200: My dad got his neighbor's chickens drunk
ZookyFogg: oooahooo
DJTweeny: pre-marinated chicken?
Nabby: On corn liquor?
EWeston: It may still be illegal to get a fish drunk in Kansas
Dexter Fong: Pin" Was that the birth of Beer barb-a-ques chicken?
pinholeF200: My grandfather made his own whiskey all through Prohibition
ZookyFogg: Sweeten 'em for the pot.
lily: moist
Nabby: I have not broken that law--yet
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
pinholeF200: Was legal to make it but not to sell it
shoes for the dead: proinhibitition
ZookyFogg: Today?
Nabby: moistness is next to godliness
DJTweeny: skit #1 from Dear Friends
lily: nabby whatcha waiting for
EWeston: They make slopppy drunks
pinholeF200: I always have to laugh when I see an ad for a chicken & beer dance
Nabby: good point
shoes for the dead: then ya take them to the chicken straightner
pinholeF200: a couple of beers and they can't dance at all
EWeston: Comon on down to the square chicken dance
DJTweeny: doesn't sound very entertaining, pinhole lol
ZookyFogg: What site ordained you?
Dexter Fong: Just squirt some nitrous oxide in their coops....man they is funny
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Mr. Bark Bark - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Elayne - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: One chicken laughed so hard he/she bit his lip
DJTweeny: they make sounds like hummingbirds?
EWeston: Yah get to pick up the teeth after they fight
Dexter Fong: No.more like Arnold stang
shoes for the dead: hi NSA guy!
lily: everytime a chicken laughs it lays an eye
Dexter Fong: That's where they ge t the eyeballs for those hats
shoes for the dead: lazy leg in the ayre?
EWeston: I see them flying drones around all the time
ZookyFogg: I associate with folks from the order of the gas bag.
lily: thats specks on your glasses
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
DJTweeny: Sid, do you know who keeps track of making sure the albums in the Firesign Media section are available? I know that EoBE and All Things Firesign are out of stock
EWeston: I borrow them from the chickens
DJTweeny: Skit #2 from Dear Friends
BJBiolofsky smiles & waves bye bye
ZookyFogg: Chicken Choker.
DJTweeny: bye Betty
EWeston: Bye nancy
||||||||| At 10:14 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, BJBiolofsky!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Dexter Fong: DJ: I think that sort of information is best left to Rufus
New PC Cat: by nancy
Dexter Fong: Night fracious ladiesof gentlemen
DJTweeny: I'll mention it to him, Dex
Dexter Fong: gracious
ZookyFogg: Somebody seen Buck?
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Dexter Fong: Z: Buck Nekkid?
EWeston: Only anonomously
ZookyFogg: They can grease themselves.
Beet: I am fading on the top line so I had to type something
pinholeF200: Synthetic lube or real petroleum?
Dexter Fong: Good work Beet =)
Beet: I am revived
||||||||| Outside, the 10:16 PM uptown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Chofelt coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
New PC Cat: viva beet
EWeston: With tar lumps like moma used to cook
NancyKat: *About to try the new berru oreos*
Dexter Fong: Pin: one hunnert fucking percent real Goddamn Texas Crude
ZookyFogg: I was damned again today for choosing billiards and brunettes over baseball.
DJTweeny: Hi Chofelt
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about for DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=domm-ln
New PC Cat: sounds japanese. nancy
EWeston: Is that a cactus Nancy
DJTweeny: Beet has been to a revival?
Beet: brunettes trump just about anything
Nabby: Hey Cho
||||||||| echoboy sashays in at 10:18 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
ZookyFogg: Friction factor
pinholeF200: revivals are usually in tents
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
DJTweeny: Hi echoboy
echoboy: odo
NancyKat: NPCcat..zorry Berry...stresstypingtourettes...lol....it's weirdly tasty...
Beet: intense revival
lily: grey skies
Dexter Fong: Hi echoboy
New PC Cat: hi new folks
EWeston: odo u
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about for DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=domm-ln
Nabby: there's an echo in here
NancyKat: echoecho...
EWeston: Set the trap
Dexter Fong: boy is there an echo in her boy
ZookyFogg: I only have 8 hands and need nine
Nabby: are we on the air?
shoes for the dead: are we on the air?
New PC Cat: you call that air?
NancyKat: Nebby-Well, they sure sre high...
EWeston: I'll repeat that for those of you, on drugs
Dexter Fong: *Tap* *Tap*
shoes for the dead: damn echo
lily: echo
NancyKat: Chicano millitant minute...
Beet: excuse me someone's knocking
Dexter Fong: ...amn....amn....am.....am.........a....
ZookyFogg: Can you repeat that again?
Dexter Fong: that again
shoes for the dead: what?
Nabby: I have a contact high on life
Nabby: t?
EWeston: Yes, but I'm not gunna
New PC Cat: iremember radio dedications like that
ZookyFogg: Thank you, Fong.
echoboy: hello hello
ZookyFogg: hey hey hey
Beet: I have a notion
||||||||| Don G. O'Vanni steals in around 10:21 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
NancyKat: *does the twist*
Slugs: that's not quite the solution I expected
lily: I like my high the old fashioned way smoke em if ya got em
New PC Cat: are you echo than boy?
Dexter Fong: It's no use EBoy...no one can here you inthis space
NancyKat: Hey, Don.
Nabby begins to twist.
lily: buttons
Don G. O'Vanni: Colorado here, lily. We got 'em!
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
EWeston: I'm an idiot!...You certainly are!
New PC Cat: amazing they got away with clocksuckers
Don G. O'Vanni: Hey Nancy.
DJTweeny: Hi Don
Dexter Fong: NABBY BEGAN TO TWIST BUTTONS
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Nabby: Catherwood do the twist.
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Nabby
New PC Cat: hi jon
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about for DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=domm-ln
Beet: this is a very clear translation
ZookyFogg: I like my Colorado Chocalates
Don G. O'Vanni: Hi DJ
DJTweeny: and accurate, Beet
lily: NC here no way hose
New PC Cat: i dont lile chocolate at all
SidFudd: Rufus seems to be promoting "Duke of Madness Motors" a lot. Not that you shouldn't buy it
Slugs: Is this in 3D? I can't find my glasses.
pinholeF200: why did the chicken cross?
echoboy: I'm hear now
Nabby: I don't understand what that means
NancyKat: NPCcat-No?
Don G. O'Vanni: I've got a lid out in the car.
ZookyFogg: Colorado Hooha Cake
NancyKat: Cuidado los llamas...
Dexter Fong: Sid: Rufus is a patented appliance wholely owned by US+
DJTweeny: Did I mention that Duke Of Madness Motors is now available?
lily: arrrrrrgggggggggggg
EWeston: I'm there now
NancyKat: Don-Only half a lid...i split it with the soud effect man...
Nabby: arrrrrfffffff
Don G. O'Vanni: Thanks, Rocky!
echoboy: I'm HEAR nown
ZookyFogg: Deputy Dan needs to find a donut shop.
Don G. O'Vanni: (That should be "only half a KEY")
Nabby: Who's Peggy?
lily: noun?
shoes for the dead: hwat?
echoboy: Noun then
||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Zidewipe - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Paisley77 - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Beet: talking about what are you
NancyKat: Don-Yes, but I takes what I can gets...which isn't much...
Dexter Fong: Don G: Half a key...like A+660
Bunnyboy: Okay, here I'm is.
EWeston: Shave those ears, for the children, and other wild beasts
SidFudd: OK, must be toodling, cheerio heads!
Nabby: a noun is just a stationary verb --like art
||||||||| "10:25 PM? I'm late!" exclaims SidFudd, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
Beet: Sid, thanks for dropping in and the news
pinholeF200: later sid
New PC Cat: by fudd
Don G. O'Vanni: Keep 'em flying, Fudd.
Bunnyboy: What new US (6 or 10?) Plus news did I miss?
EWeston: By your fuddlyness
Dexter Fong: Nightt Sid and many thanks for your services
Nabby: Oh there goes Sid
Bunnyboy: Oh! Bye, Taylor! Thanks!
ZookyFogg: This is better than luminosity.
ZookyFogg: Gives my cloven mind a work out.
Dexter Fong: but not as good as Illuminatti
EWeston: Uberluminoscity, buy it today
shoes for the dead: thats craven
lily: there is a sign up ahead
EWeston: Its wearing a tux
NancyKat: ha ha pineapple...
NancyKat: lily-dangerous curves and thorny roses...
shoes for the dead: if you lived here, youl'd be home by now
New PC Cat: goood trilogy, dex
ZookyFogg: Has cleets for tap shoes.
Nabby: merging busses
EWeston: Pineapple! Slowly I turn! Step by step.
Don G. O'Vanni: Speedometer's only got half a mile on it!
NancyKat: Shadowvalley Condoms
Don G. O'Vanni: If you lived here...
Nabby: dip dip dip dip--they don't write em like that anymore
ZookyFogg: I just broke into song as if on cue
Nabby: goo goo
lily: nancy kat and a path leading nowhere
New PC Cat: lol nancy
NancyKat: lily-'We're on a road to no where..."
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
EWeston: Comon inside
Don G. O'Vanni: Nancy, I love Talking Heads!
shoes for the dead: the lost Hope movie
ZookyFogg: And a good road it is.
NancyKat: *does the garlic and cheese mashed potato*
lily: sorry nancy kat I missed the tine in the road
shoes for the dead: /Crosry
ZookyFogg: What's the rush for what?
NancyKat: Don-My fave is "Psychokiller" because I speak French.
EWeston: Hold it up to the light
Dexter Fong: Gold
Nabby: It's a nowhere road that goes nowhere except nowhere.
Dexter Fong: Nancy: Sacre Merde!
ZookyFogg: Acapulco?
NancyKat: lily-It's ok,
lily: thanks for sending up a flare nancy kat
EWeston: City of Dreams is good too
NancyKat: Dex-Oui...le pomplemouse es tres beau...
Don G. O'Vanni: We drive on a highway of fire
ZookyFogg: Dimensions occupying one space
shoes for the dead: Estonians
New PC Cat: i'd love to speak french
Nabby: love "Stop Making Sense"
NancyKat: lily-my ex stole them (true story) I'm trying to hide them from our Daughter...
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Beet: tou just spoke it
ZookyFogg: Alouetta je te ala plume.
Dexter Fong: Oui NK: Little is as beautifulle as a pimplemouse
EWeston: Necessairy Kujo remain esee
Nabby: hemp is legal here
NancyKat: Moi, je prende du burre et du pain...
Beet: George did have a hemp plantation
ZookyFogg: Sweet little love light shining bright.
pinholeF200: le langage francais est tres belle
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
lily: smoke that rope
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
NancyKat: Zooky- Sur le pont d'avingnon...
Nabby: Dr. Ahhh... um...
Beet: speak Engrish, troop
ZookyFogg: Hemp hammocks are cool.
Don G. O'Vanni: Yessir!
New PC Cat: at the mansion. i had a dish of mashed potatoes at a restaurant called the mansion. it was more butter than potato
EWeston: I use a pipe made of nuc fittings
shoes for the dead: Dr. ummmm........
Slugs: History is so full of mean
Slugs: oak molars
NancyKat: Pinhole...Oui...Beet-you ain't got no friends on your left...
ZookyFogg: Sorry Kat, you skinked me.
Dexter Fong: No Double repliues nancy
Don G. O'Vanni: I'm so-o-o-o tired...
Beet: Peruvian offing stick
ZookyFogg: I'm stumped.
EWeston: Make sure it has the right knobs onit
NancyKat: Hmm, sorry, mus' be the system, Dex...
DJTweeny: hahahaha Proc
Don G. O'Vanni: Good night, dear friends.
shoes for the dead: prostitoad
DJTweeny: nite Don
EWeston: Or you might have the peruvian suicide stick
Dexter Fong: A duo decimal system Nan +0
Nabby: Say goodnight Don
Beet: See you next time Don
DJTweeny: one groan too many, eh Don?
pinholeF200: by don
EWeston: Vanie by by
New PC Cat: by don g
Dexter Fong: Arreviderce Don
NancyKat: Nigh nigh Don
Nabby: I can't stop groaning
NancyKat: i should keep cleaning but i don' wanna...
Nabby: Must've been the Fireball brand frozen burritos
Dexter Fong: Perhaps you need a new matress Nab
ZookyFogg: Adlay se'air'bo
Beet: take a break
DJTweeny: "It's very clean, here...."
Nabby: Perhaps....
EWeston: Have some yougert
pinholeF200: if you break a fragment in half you have two fragments
Nabby: Delish
Bunnyboy: On the prowl. Later, gang!
DJTweeny: Bye Bunny
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Otto Yamamoto - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Chofelt - dead from jaundice
||||||||| echoboy - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
lily: probiotic burritos
NancyKat: DJTweeny-"He's a clean old man..." "Look, there's a name on it..."
Beet: 'Bye Bunny
shoes for the dead: by Bun
Dexter Fong: Sic 'em Bunny
ZookyFogg: what do you have if you put 2 half wits together
EWeston: Bunnies they leave so soon
New PC Cat: by bun
Nabby: Later BunnyB
EWeston: A drebouched Roman Umperor
NancyKat: yay, oblique, obscure references...
lily: bye bun
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Beet: 1 wit mustard and onions
||||||||| Bunnyboy says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Bunnyboy exits at 10:40 PM.
DJTweeny: We're going to be toast in the new decade
Beet: as long as we're toasted on both sides
NancyKat: studly dudly..
pinholeF200: one with everything said the guru
EWeston: But what about Benghazi?
New PC Cat: who is we, tween?
lily: we are already toasty
NancyKat: Polyunsaturated ghee...
ZookyFogg: Be true to thyself and use a thicker spread of spread
shoes for the dead: ya! who am us anyway?
DJTweeny: We have met the enemy, and they is us, Cat
lily: I put that shit on everything
Nabby offers everyone some toast.
EWeston: Dehydrogenate when ordered
New PC Cat: this is very much like the stuff they did on the mushroom plays
ZookyFogg: Some of that skink.
DJTweeny: pinhole, a newscaster doing an interview with the Dalai Lama, actually to him that joke
NancyKat: we were small, angry men with hairy faces and burning feet...
Nabby: It's very toasty
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
New PC Cat: much closer to the goons
NancyKat: Tooooooassst!
shoes for the dead: skink on a shingle
lily: Beet Dexter Fong DJTweeny EWeston Nabby NancyKat New PC Cat pinholeF200 shoes for the dead ZookyFogg I am off for now but keep your eyse pealed thanks DJTeen nabby kat
EWeston: Butter side down!
NancyKat: Shoes-Mebbe Newt?
DJTweeny: "The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza parlor. He says, 'I want one with everything'. The Dalai Lama didn't get it. It was wonderfully embarassing
Nabby: like grammy used to make
EWeston: Fair eve Lily
New PC Cat: always great to see you, lily
NancyKat: BB, lily!
Beet: G'nite miss lily
DJTweeny: bye lily
lily: jeely rooled
Nabby: Take care & be groovy lily
pinholeF200: byby lily
ZookyFogg: take care Lily
DJTweeny: she's groovy...
shoes for the dead: by Lily!
Dexter Fong: Night tp those who exits I missed
ZookyFogg: Good one Tween
pinholeF200: the Amplifier of Unlimited Power!!!
Nabby: True true
shoes for the dead: she's got the Zeppelin Tube!!!!
NancyKat: On that note (c sharp), I think I shall retire....
Beet: so powerful it can only be used for good or evil
ZookyFogg: That high altitude apoxia does that.
shoes for the dead: Nancy cues the organist
EWeston: Weird!
Beet: Nite Nancy
pinholeF200: so long NK
EWeston: See yah Nancy
NancyKat: MY CUES!
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Nabby: I've got and organ to grind
Dexter Fong: Nancy...stay away from that organist I warned you about him
New PC Cat: keep returning, nancy
Beet: YOUR MUCKLUKS
Nabby: Oh take care Nancy
pinholeF200: the fuse is shorted!
EWeston: Were do you keep your and organ?
shoes for the dead: thrice ground hammond
ZookyFogg: Ad Astra, all. My ubiquitous surround calls.
Nabby: That didn't come out right
New PC Cat: no, its martin shorted. it has infinte options
||||||||| New notice: 'Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast. Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net, and listen to my show archives at www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
Nabby: Hammond Cheese
New PC Cat: 2000 miles
EWeston: Don't trust it Fogg
Nabby: on wry
Nabby: echo
DJTweeny: numerous Dear Friends skits from this show
Dexter Fong: Yes tween
EWeston: ohce
Nabby: *applause*
Beet: Good one tonight, folks. Thanks to everyone. Thanks, Dr Tween. 'Nite.
shoes for the dead: Thanks Tween!!!!
Nabby: It's over but it's never done
pinholeF200: Gracias, Tweeny
Dexter Fong: Thanks once again Tween, and *I* will find you wherever you go =)
Dang Rococo: 'Twas brillig!
Nabby: Thanks Tweeny aka Kurt!
New PC Cat: always great, roadkill
EWeston: Jif heem a nice cold applesause
Dang Rococo: Thank you
shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it!!
EWeston: Byer Beet
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week. See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation...
''Bob'': nite tween!
DJTweeny: my pleasure, all :-)
Dexter Fong: Night tween and Rufus
Nabby: Later alley gaters!
EWeston: However you find your self, take notes in case it ever happens again
New PC Cat: you bring new fans to firesign every week
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| DJTweeny says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, DJTweeny exits at 10:54 PM.
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Don G. O'Vanni - dead from measles
||||||||| Slugs - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| NancyKat - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Dexter Fong: Night all and watch you all next week
||||||||| "Hey Rufus_T_Firetween!" ... Rufus_T_Firetween turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:55 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| "10:55 PM? I'm late!" exclaims pinholeF200, who then runs out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
New PC Cat: you too dex
New PC Cat: off we fly
||||||||| New PC Cat departs at 10:56 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beet - dead from jaundice
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the common cold
||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Nabby - dead from the yaws
||||||||| lily - dead from measles
||||||||| Dang Rococo - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Lil - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| EWeston - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Dexter Fong - dead from The Plague
||||||||| ZookyFogg - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Merlyn leaves at 11:12 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "11:19 PM and late as usual, it's Hemlock Stones (Genuine!), just back from Colorado."
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Ah, I hope I am not too late tonight, Dear Heads. I hope your summer was there...
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Well, to be sure, the summer is there while Fall is here. Sorry, I am conflating spatial and temporal domains again!
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): I must tell you all that I just had a nose reconstruction — my third nose reconstruction in a decade!
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Thanks, Williard, thanks a lot!
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Behop, when are we going to get you over to London? Always welcome at our flat in MargarineBone. Flatman and I can pick you up at the train station anytime.
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): All the Firesign Family and Fans are always welcome at our imaginary Flat. We just ask that you bring your OWN toothbrush as we aren't Marxists.
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Well, Dear Ones, it is getting late for Americans and Sire Sun is arising in Britain in just a moment — a rare thing! Beers!
||||||||| It's 11:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| late - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Hemlock Stones (Genuine!) - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
BJBiolofsky
''Bob''
Bunnyboy
Captain_Button
Dang Rococo
Dexter Fong
DJTweeny
Don G. O'Vanni
echoboy
Elayne
EWeston
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!)
InTheWood
Jubal
late
Lil
lily
Merlyn
Mr. Bark Bark
Mr Muckelhoney
Nabby
NancyKat
New PC Cat
Otto Yamamoto
pinholeF200
Roger
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
SidFudd
Slugs
woof
ZookyFogg
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?books
http://firesigntheatre.com/funway.html
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=domm-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208
www.dishnuts.net
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.shoutfactory.com/node/175765
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwoavXnHxYM&t=2m37s
http://youtu.be/SUnU2eL55_Y



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