A Firesign Chat
04/16/2015




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 16, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| DJTweeny enters at 6:33 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatre.com **'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 7:52 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - you can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **'
||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - warm up music (Pink Floyd) - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **'
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Mudhead in through the front door at 8:44 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| COtech tiptoes in around 8:44 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Watson falls out at 8:45 PM.
DJTweeny: Hi Mudhead, Watson, COtech
DJTweeny: This is Echoes, from the Meddle album
DJTweeny: seemed appropriate music for some Roller Maidens form Outer Space ;)
Mudhead: Howdy all
||||||||| Catherwood leads lily in through the front door at 8:53 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
lily: COtech DJTweeny Mudhead Rufus_T_Firetween Watson low all and thanks in advance tween always great
DJTweeny: Hi lily :)
lily: hi tweeen
DJTweeny: Some Floyd space music for our Roller Maidens intro
lily: turned way up
DJTweeny: :)
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Lil', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:56 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Beet into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:57 PM, then departs.
Beet: Evening all.
lily: still in minni soda lol
Lil: Great timing on that reminder post Tweeney
Beet: Messy rainy evening in WV mountains
Lil: Hi everyone
DJTweeny: Hi Lil, Beet
lily: hi lil
DJTweeny: Nino had you in NC for a long time, lily
Mudhead: Hi lily
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
||||||||| "8:59 PM? 8:59 PM!!" says Catherwood, "EWeston should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as EWeston enters and sits at the bar.
||||||||| "8:59 PM? 8:59 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Nabby should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Nabby enters and sits on the couch.
lily: well what took me from my home tween?
Beet: Hi EW, Nab
DJTweeny: Hi EW, Nabby
||||||||| 8:59 PM: ''Bob'' jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
EWeston: Hey folks
lily: hey mud
DJTweeny: Hi Bob
||||||||| shoes for the dead enters at 8:59 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger.
DJTweeny: Did Nino kidnap you, lily?
Lil: I like to keep Nino guessing lol
Mudhead: Hi all
Beet: Hi Bob
''Bob'': Hello, dear friends.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 16, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
shoes for the dead: Howdy
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:00 PM, dragging pinholeF200 by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Beet: Very spacy selection, Tween
Nabby: Hey Tween, EW, Mud & lily & shoes to boot
DJTweeny: Hi Shoes, Pinhole
Nabby: Hey Beet
lily: hey nabby
Nabby: Hi pin
shoes for the dead: navel observer
Lil: Oh you meant Lily?
Beet: I was feeling left out, Nab
shoes for the dead: hey Pin
Nabby: No way Beet
pinholeF200: Howdy Tween and all you holograms....,
DJTweeny: yeah Lil, Nino has had lily all over the place
Nabby: Hi Lil
DJTweeny: Australia even
shoes for the dead: Germany odd
lily: I travel in style
Lil: good, keeps him on his toes
Beet: We're just holygrams
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Nabby: I love Gas Music *urp*
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
DJTweeny: and apparently with a private jet
Mudhead: Ive been playin gas music from Uranus
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DJTweeny: lol Nabby
DJTweeny: oooooooook Mud
Nabby: I'll bet Mud
Nabby: My pork is ready
shoes for the dead: I'll raise ya a Lil
Beet: contributing to global warming, Mud?
Mudhead: Bean all uphill
DJTweeny: he'll have to pay a methane tax
EWeston: Vera popular in France I here
Lil: lol
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Beet: Grand Rapids
Mudhead: Just contributing to the cows
pinholeF200: Chili Colorado will get the gas music started, fer shure
lily: catherwood give everyone a knocker
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a knocker.
Mudhead: Ive already got one
pinholeF200: nice knockers, how abouit a roll in the hay?
Beet: but this one's yours
EWeston: I jest use my head
||||||||| Catherwood leads kilgore inside, makes a note of the time (9:04 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Nabby: This door knocker fell off
Mudhead: was kilgore here?
shoes for the dead: hey kilgore
Mudhead: Oh there you are.
DJTweeny: Hi kilgore, did you bring your trout with you?
Nabby: Hi Kilgore
EWeston: Did it fall on anyone?
||||||||| Cat enters at 9:05 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
kilgore: Yes I did.
DJTweeny: Hi Cat
Mudhead: Mreow Cat
EWeston: Katz
Lil: I have a salmon
shoes for the dead: Hey Cat
Beet: Yo Cat
lily: hi cat
Cat: sorry, wrong computer
pinholeF200: Yo Cat
Nabby: It's the Cat
''Bob'': HONK HONK!
shoes for the dead: ya just missed a falling knocker
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
kilgore: I'm not even sure what I'm doing here.
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Cat: not a dog with a cat mask
Beet: It's Tween out of the skies!
''Bob'': Knocker? I don't know 'er!
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Zooky Fogg in through the front door at 9:07 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
lily: propell me to the future
EWeston: Pull up a santitary pedistule and gat comfy
Beet: Hi Zook
shoes for the dead: the Fogg rolls in
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'Nicky', just granted probation at 9:07 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Nabby: Hi Zooky
||||||||| kilgore leaves at 9:08 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
Mudhead: I really like this albumn
EWeston: Yer Zookness
Cat: new computer is not computing now
Beet: Greetings Nick
Zooky Fogg: Broad sweep Hello Fireheads.
DJTweeny: Hi Nicky
pinholeF200: Hey Zook, Nicky
Zooky Fogg: Good to see you all.
EWeston: Yo Nick
Zooky Fogg: And thank you Tween.
||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE THIS ALBUM AT >> http://laugh.com/product/phil-austin-roller-maidens-from-outer-space/ **'
DJTweeny: Hi Zooky
lily: zook where ya been?
Nabby: Hi Nicky
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=rm-ln
Cat: ok, i cant get audio now.
shoes for the dead: talk about jesus
lily: over the sweater weather
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
DJTweeny: Darn it, Cat
DJTweeny: What OS are you using, Cat?
Cat: ooo, pretend swearing. i'm impressed.
Cat: windows 7
shoes for the dead: aw sweet jesus stop fer gas
DJTweeny: Gosh golly, Catman
EWeston: Hang him by his furkins
DJTweeny: I have Win 7 but haven't played with it much
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:12 PM and late as usual, it's DoC, just back from Billville."
DJTweeny: Whare you trying to use to play the stream?
DJTweeny: Hi DoC
Zooky Fogg: Who is this Jesus you speak of?
shoes for the dead: show yourself
pinholeF200: Golly geewhiz we are free spirits here
Lil: hello there
Cat: thanks for at leat having something that runs, some of the time.
DJTweeny: lol
EWeston: Trickie's brother
Zooky Fogg: Does he know anything about boats?
DoC: Hi Everyoe
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=rm-ln
||||||||| Merlyn sneaks in around 9:14 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
''Bob'': Beating street vendors...
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
shoes for the dead: hey doc
DoC: Everyone
''Bob'': Raping children...
pinholeF200: This is a rare one I missed, heard it last year on YouTube for the first time....it's really great sh*t
Merlyn: Is that you Mrs. Presky?
''Bob'': Real police work.
lily: pizza pants
DJTweeny: You can own your very own copy, Pinhole :)
Cat: you were raped, bob?
||||||||| Catherwood leads J. Demographico in through the front door at 9:15 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Beet: Greetings, Doc
''Bob'': No. But I was arrested for resisting arrest.
Nabby: Hi J.
Beet: Yo J
shoes for the dead: heyJD
''Bob'': Officer Kafka, I think he said his name was.
J. Demographico: ...g'evening, all.
pinholeF200: evening J De
DJTweeny: Hi Demo
shoes for the dead: what?
Cat: sounds like paul krasner. at least you can still walk.
Nabby: Pork officially demolished
Zooky Fogg: I want and egg shape floater just for off shore sleeping and cheap camping.
Nabby: *urp*
Cat: hi nabby
Beet: what what what what
Cat: or higher,
pinholeF200: Taste like chicken, Nab?
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
DJTweeny: PK's not doing so great these days, Cat?
Nabby: Who doesn't Zooky
Nabby: Hey Cat
Cat: you can spell what, beet. good for you
EWeston: Hey Jimmy
shoes for the dead: did it taste like pork?
||||||||| "9:17 PM? 9:17 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ffffff should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ffffff enters and sits on the couch.
Beet: waht
DJTweeny: Hi forte
Cat: paul was born in 1932. that's a Really Long Time ago, eh?
Zooky Fogg: Shaped like and egg and inflatable and you just bed in it.
DJTweeny: ffffff would be some really loud music
Nabby: It did
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Cat: fff yourself
shoes for the dead: almost as old as my dad, Cat
pinholeF200: 1932 was before they changed the water!
DJTweeny: true, pinhole
Zooky Fogg: Mobility and options.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=rm-ln
Beet: At least there was water
lily: floriadate me
Cat: my dad lived 1917-2008, that;s a long time.
Cat: hi lily.
Zooky Fogg: One can live just fine without a fixed edifice and be comfortable as those with.
DJTweeny: born same year as my mom, Cat
Nabby: It tasted like victory....over pork chops
lily: hi cat
DJTweeny: they saw a lot of history, and huge changes in America
Cat: i can hear now, tween. thank gees and us
shoes for the dead: switchblade pitchforks!
DJTweeny: excellent, Cat :)
Zooky Fogg: That's the dream.
Nabby: Yay Cat
Cat: my dad's dad was born in st. petersburg in 1855, before they freed the serfs. i read tolstoy as family histoyr
DJTweeny: wow Cat, very cool
Zooky Fogg: Home being wherever you are preety much and buisness as usual from anywhere.
Nabby: Amazing Cat
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'llanwydd', just granted probation at 9:22 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Cat: 2 of my uncles jumped ship in frisco bringin supplies to the survivors of earthquake.
llanwydd: evening folks
shoes for the dead: hay Llan
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Beet: Hi Llan
DJTweeny: Hi Llan
Nabby: Hi llan
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
EWeston: Which reminds me. Salutations NSA guy
J. Demographico: evening, Llan
Zooky Fogg: With a changing landscape it may become more necesary.
pinholeF200: hey there Llan
Nabby digitally moons the NSA.
DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn, missed you joining
shoes for the dead: wholey goats
Cat: they had been carpenters in st. petersburg before beind dragooned into the navy so they saw a destroyed city as an opportunity.
EWeston: Nsa guy makes notation
Cat: hi merl
Nabby: haha
llanwydd: did you say your grandfather was born in 1855, Cat?
Cat: yes llan
Cat: i'm oddly old
lily: the fifteenth largeset thing
llanwydd: that's quite a stretch of generations
Merlyn: Here's the voice of Regular (Richard Paul did other voices on FT albums too) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Paul_(actor)
Merlyn: hey cat
llanwydd: my grandfather was born in 1910 and I'm 53
Cat: i can read war and peace as my grand dad's journal
Merlyn: oops, you need to close the parenthesis for the link
Nabby: Hi Merl
||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Watson - dead from measles
||||||||| COtech - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:25 PM and late as usual, it's Elayne, just back from Billville."
Cat: how's it going, merl?
Elayne: Evenin' all!
DJTweeny: Hi Elayne
llanwydd: hahdy moyl
Cat: hey, the El mother.
Nabby: Hey Elayne
Zooky Fogg: Weed will save the world.
pinholeF200: Greetin's El
Mudhead: Hiya E
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
lily: Hi E
shoes for the dead: hey Elayne
llanwydd: Hi Elayne
J. Demographico: hi , Elayne
Cat: fogg, lots of worlds.
Merlyn: hey E
DJTweeny: Did you see that Gov Christie said that as President he would fight legal MJ?
llanwydd: jerkwater town?!
Nabby: phileas fogg
Merlyn: hey Nabby
Zooky Fogg: Weed are the worlds.
DJTweeny: Christie won't get many votes from CO ;)
Cat: repububs are not on your side
pinholeF200: No but that sounds like Christie--such a killjoy
llanwydd: weed are the cheering
Merlyn: Spiderman won't like it if MJ is illegal
DoC: or DC
Zooky Fogg: My Grandfather was Hazen
Nabby waves and stuff.
DJTweeny: lol Merlyn
Elayne: One wonders how much money Christie is making from keeping pot illegal.
Cat: oo, twin bulges
Lil: yeah that's a joke coming from new jersey
Cat: my wife hasnt eve left yet and already i miss her
llanwydd: love that line
llanwydd: "I like to pick my dinner up right off the ground"
Nabby: One gramps was a Swedish wetback and the other was a Wild West Kansas sherrif
''Bob'': I wonder what Christie's buddy Bruce Springsteen thinks about that?
Zooky Fogg: I can do 5 smoke rings. Two nostril. 3 corners of mouth and center whistle.
Elayne: Aww, that's sweet Cat. Where's Fumiyo headed?
DJTweeny: awwww Cat :/
||||||||| Catherwood enters with cooper close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:28 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom.
llanwydd: hey coop
DJTweeny: Hi cooper
Nabby: I'm glad you miss your wife Cat, that's sweet
J. Demographico: hi coop
shoes for the dead: hi Cooper
Nabby: Hi coop
pinholeF200: howdy cooper
Elayne: Evenin' Cooper!
Zooky Fogg: You and Trebek is who I'm watching, Muffy.
Lil: ello cooper
cooper: Hi, guys!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “ROLLER MAIDENS FROM OUTER SPACE” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=rm-ln
shoes for the dead: what about the dream?
llanwydd: jeopardy comes on at 7 down here in fl
llanwydd: I rarely miss it
Zooky Fogg: Stay out of my dragon pepper.
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EWeston: If I disappear the computer seems a bit cranky tonight
Nabby: Achoo is that what that was
Cat: this sounds alot like a frlick i saw tues, mirage with greg peck.
Zooky Fogg: I watch it at 630 and compete with friends when it repeats at 7
DJTweeny: Got one of those hand-cranked computers, eh?
DJTweeny: ** Don’t forget to check out the Firesign Theatre Funway for a cool page full of Flash goodies. Just move your cursor over various areas of the page - http://firesigntheatre.com/funway.html
Elayne: My late aunt loved Jeopardy. A number of folks mentioned that during her funeral last week.
llanwydd: lol zook
EWeston: The mother board is a rough piece of linolium
Cat: one of my faves but havent seen it years. astonishing bw nyc, dialogue, ideas
Merlyn: hamster-driven
DJTweeny: I take it no one's heard from PrincP or Dexter?
Nabby: I use an olde a steam computer
pinholeF200: hand cranked is ecologically sound
Cat: us plus in charge
Nabby: or an olde steam roller
Elayne: I always waited to call her (and my mom) until Final Jeopardy was over.
pinholeF200: my other computer is a Difference Engine
Elayne: Tonight my Mom wasn't even watching it, so it just goes to show...
Cat: did you see Mirage, Elaye?
Merlyn: I wish the low-cost computer developed for the 3rd world still had the hand crank -- it created too much static electricity and they had to change it to a foot pedal
Nabby: Little demons live in my computer
Merlyn: http://assets1.bigthink.com/system/idea_thumbnails/41876/primary/crank_computer_SS.jpg?1326209789
Cat: kind of a photographers love story to nyc
Cat: makes me want to go there
DJTweeny: hadn't heard about that problem, Merlyn
Nabby: Great song
DJTweeny: Lots of great music on this album :)
Nabby: Truly
shoes for the dead: save me jesus
lily: sabe me cheeses
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Cat: like a really good yankovic
llanwydd: believe it or not I tend to skip the music when I listen to this
Cat: hi lily
shoes for the dead: read my horoscope
Nabby: so many names for one cheese
lily: hi cat
DJTweeny: Sorry Llan, that is against Robot Rules Of Order
pinholeF200: used to have plans to make a Wimshurst machine out of two vinyl albums
llanwydd: there is something I've never liked about blangy dang dang dware dware dware dangy dang
pinholeF200: talk about hand=cranked static
DJTweeny: You'd hate Texas, Llan lol
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
llanwydd: Mah peggy lou, they call her sue
Nabby: I usually rub two computers together
Zooky Fogg: could it be the meter llan?
shoes for the dead: everyone knew her as Nancy
llanwydd: I've been in TX. I didn't hate it
pinholeF200: and produce a tablet months later, Nab?
lily: don't cross the streams
Nabby: TX is a desert with cities sticking out of it
Cat: i think it unlikedly i'll ever go to texas
Cat: lol nab
EWeston: Don't cross the bunnies neither
llanwydd: there is a strong smelling flower all over texas. I smelled it wherever I went
shoes for the dead: mad streams are dangerous
lily: everybody should drop in on texas once
llanwydd: sickly sweet
DJTweeny: Nah, just parts of it Nabby
Zooky Fogg: I remember keg party's on the old railroad bed.
DJTweeny: The Hill Country around Austin is really pretty
Lil: I'd rather be toad away
Nabby: I lived in Dallas for 3 years I did my part
Elayne: Afraid I don't have the concentration tonight, folks.
lily: bluebell
Beet: You should give veryone a guided tour of Austin, Tween.
Nabby: True Tween
Cat: i will probably go to mars before i to to texas
Nabby: haha Cat
J. Demographico: i think those flowers are called 'cow patties' by the locals
Cat: but i hear Austin is awesome.
DJTweeny: Catherwood, please give everyone Kurt's guided tour of Texas
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone kurt's guided tour of texas.
pinholeF200: I was in Texas once but it was just a lot of highway I had to cross to get home
Nabby: Austin is nice they have a lake there
Nabby: Seriously, Austin is nice
llanwydd: I know san antonio better than the rest of the state
shoes for the dead: and music
DJTweeny: Austin in getting _exceedingly_ popular
Zooky Fogg: Hole in one in the endless pit.
lily: If ya stand on tippytoes
Nabby: And there is a beautiful lake/river valley nearby
llanwydd: phil will be happy to read all these compliments
Beet: And organized skinny dipping.
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cooper - dead from jaundice
||||||||| ffffff - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
DJTweeny: Nabby, Town Lake is part of the Highland Lakes system, which is basically a series of dams along the Texas Colorado
Nabby: Yay Phil
Cat: planning to go to la later this year, may meet proctor.
DJTweeny: Austin is bisected by the river
Nabby: Ahh is that it Thanks Tween
Zooky Fogg: Bet an entrepeneur caddy could rake up by mining it.
DJTweeny: which has been useful with all the drought Yexas has been experiencing
Nabby: Amazing
lily: step step slide slide
Nabby: I see
Cat: http://www.seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
pinholeF200: I see said the blind man, as he picked up a hammer and saw
Beet: Barton Springs
llanwydd: blangy dang dang "May Peggy Lou"
Cat: i celebrated ny birthday by eating some amazing beets.
llanwydd: They call her Sue
DJTweeny: Austin is full of trees and other greenery
Nabby: haha pin
llanwydd: She's an orthodox jew
llanwydd: and so are you
llanwydd: yahoo
DJTweeny: not Beets!!
Nabby: And hippie types too
J. Demographico: I see said the blind man, as he spit into the winnd..."it all comes back to me, now."
Mudhead: Deux Ex Dominino Your all Cathlics now
Cat: beets are calling to me
shoes for the dead: and rollie maidens
pinholeF200: you win, J
Zooky Fogg: Fo-o-o-u-u-u-r-r... and a 1/2
J. Demographico: ;-)
DJTweeny: The demographics are changing with all the monied people moving in for the tech industry, but it's still a pretty cool town
Cat: prurient dream
lily: sweet beet ya can dance to
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Merlyn: "look out for me"
Merlyn: I cannot see, look out for me
Zooky Fogg: Does anyone here exist by internet alone?
Nabby: How many types of hippie are there again? I forget--hey there's a striped hippie over there
J. Demographico: grounded, safe and sound
Nabby: Ditched cable six years ago Zooky
Merlyn: you mean all-virtual?
DJTweeny: I sure sem to spend quite a bit of time on it, Zooky
llanwydd: well, there's bozos and beaners and
Cat: my ability see is diminshed
llanwydd: there were even berzerker hippies
lily: black footed hippies
Zooky Fogg: There are 5 in the book of Norman.
J. Demographico: clamasaurs and oysterettes...
llanwydd: but I think they were called yippies
Nabby: the most extraordinary kind
DJTweeny: The Book Of Norman lol
shoes for the dead: spoted hippies
Lil: and hippies in eyeball hats
Zooky Fogg: Thinking of dropping mine and just connect by net.
DJTweeny: Paul Krassner was one of the founders of the Yippies
llanwydd: liddies
J. Demographico: I resemble those remarks.
DJTweeny: I do believe
Cat: a friend of mine, tween
Lil: Oh Blinding Light...
Nabby: Three cheers for the yippies
pinholeF200: Hendrix had an eyeball vest on Are You Experienced
DJTweeny: I'm right, am I not Cat?
Zooky Fogg: 30/30 delay
shoes for the dead: the sacred INOUT
Nabby: Electric hippies
Cat: yes, tween.
Lil: see, there you go pin
Nabby: Oh light that blinds....
Cat: my ability to type or see is oddly better than avernge tongiht
lily: hip hippies
Lil: I cannot see...
pinholeF200: I miss hippies, appears none left in Illinois
llanwydd: hook up for thee
DJTweeny: They all moved to Madison, pinhole?
Zooky Fogg: Pick up on some good daily subscriptions and save myself 600 a year
EWeston: Looking for for black leather fun!
Lil: bonk
llanwydd: ask zooky fogg, there are more hippies in vermont than anywhere in the world
lily: we'll go round and round
Cat: i had the measles and took acid and heard this album. an interesting experience, 1975
DJTweeny: one can imagine, Cat lol
llanwydd: you're a late bloomer, cat
llanwydd: I had measles and I don't even remember
Nabby: I love dressing in black leather and going around and around on acid
pinholeF200: dunno Tween, Madison would be worth a try
llanwydd: I haven't done acid since 1989
DJTweeny: I hear Madison is avery cool
Zooky Fogg: They came and stayed llan
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
DJTweeny: *very
Nabby: Interesting expiremental journey Cat
llanwydd: especially in burlington, zook. I know a few
shoes for the dead: the Dream!
pinholeF200: loved the girl who danced to Soul Sacrifice in the Woodstock movie
Cat: my friends, teachers were all doing psychedelics in the 60s. i was afraid
Nabby: I did mushrooms again in 2004 and freaked out
Beet: Blotter Acid changed my life.
Nabby: Instant hippie
Cat: only stoned girlfrined got me imnto drugs
Zooky Fogg: Happy Hippy Herbals has a blend for that.
Cat: never had a hallucination, alas.
''Bob'': YES, MISTRESS!
DJTweeny: lol
llanwydd: who knew that they would freak out in redmond
lily: make me bee
EWeston: Eluded that consumer round up again did you?d
''Bob'': And Cleveland. Don't forget Cleveland.
shoes for the dead: can little jesus suffer so
Cat: has everyone seen Mirage, 1965 bw flick:?
DJTweeny: Unfortunately, Yes, Mistress is 1hr12min, so can't play it tonight :/
pinholeF200: not familiar Cat, who is in it?
Cat: i was only my usual stoned self watching, but a better flick to watch to use your brain would be hard to find
DJTweeny: Don't know it, Cat
Zooky Fogg: What did Shep do to anyone?
||||||||| kestrel74 enters at 9:52 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Chapeau Manger.
Beet: Never heard of the film
llanwydd: I think I've seen it. it had gregory peck?
DJTweeny: Hi kestrel
Cat: was on turner for the first time, yestrday.
llanwydd: hey kes
''Bob'': I think I've heard that episode the most anyway, Tweeny. I start working my way through the episodes, forget where I left off, and start over again... and that one is one of the first!
Nabby: Hey Kestrel
shoes for the dead: hey Kestrel
J. Demographico: evening , Kestrel
kestrel74 : just thought id drop in
pinholeF200: Yo kestrel
Cat: i rember watching it with my girlfried in yorkton, sask and being enthralled.
Beet: Yo, Kes
Nabby: Great whippets I mean record!
kestrel74 : you're all bozos
Cat: ok,i sent tweeny a new collage of mine and he will eventually play it.
Mudhead: Oh whippets my friends
||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: on this bus
''Bob'': My mom was a bozoette at school.
Nabby: Honk honk!
J. Demographico: my mother was a bozoette
Merlyn: can someone post a lynx?
Zooky Fogg: How does he do it? I don't know how NBC does. I think I need to understand that before advanced broadcast theory. order of course.
Cat: my mom could spell bozo when she was in high school
pinholeF200: when you put on the nose, it grows?!
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
EWeston: Leapin lampreys, that's excitement
shoes for the dead: not in this state, Merl
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Beet: Hi Peter
Nabby: Uncle Ben was a pervert
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Mudhead: Hi Merlyn
Nabby: Sorry wrong chat
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Stlouielou in through the front door at 9:56 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
pinholeF200: lynx is the mascot of the college across Main Street here
Stlouielou: Hey hippies!
Zooky Fogg: I'm changing as I sit here. woo.
shoes for the dead: hey Lou
Nabby: Hey stlouie
Cat: what do you mean pervert?
Beet: Hey, Saint
pinholeF200: also the name of my first 35 mm camera
Merlyn: how can it be live AND in 1970? Are we orbiting Mu Arae?
DJTweeny: Hi Louie
Cat: hey loeie loueue
Stlouielou: Late again I see
Mudhead: No, Uranus
lily: catherwood black leather for all the bad boys
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to lily and asks "Would you like something?"
llanwydd: not THAT uncle ben
EWeston: Oo ku kachuu
Merlyn: or maybe Gamma Cephei
kestrel74 : gotta go already....see you back on the fun way
Merlyn: bye kestrel
Nabby: Catherwood tell us the answer
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Nabby
Beet: My stepmother worked for J. Walter Thompson
pinholeF200: night kes be cool
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
J. Demographico: nighters
Zooky Fogg: I just like saying St. Lou-wee
EWeston: Don't ferget to pump your shoes
Stlouielou: crap I goota go too I'll tune into the rebrodcast...DAMNIT
lily: bye demo
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llanwydd: lol
Beet: Lots of dropouts. Come back soon
lily: nite lou
Zooky Fogg: Later Lou-wee
pinholeF200: they're dropping like flies--which we won't weigh
Nabby: Bye demo
Cat: i'm not as healthy as i would like\
Nabby: adios stlouie
shoes for the dead: clumsy flies........
EWeston: Zat you Miss George
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
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Zooky Fogg: Sweep 'em up for the salad.
pinholeF200: a farmer, outstanding in his field
EWeston: And taking a dump for all of humanity
lily: lettuce rejoice
Mudhead: I hope you got that "Bob"
Beet: Nice clean recording.
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
shoes for the dead: lettuce spray
Nabby: I'll bring the pigs I'm into that
EWeston: Lettus prey
Zooky Fogg: I've got the maple syrup.
Cat: very sweet, beet
pinholeF200: killin' pigs ain't kosher
EWeston: I've still got a salamie spear
Merlyn: what?
lily: oink roller
shoes for the dead: throw a towel over it
Cat: oo, once again i had some amazing bees for birthday lunch. maybe beets are a way to live long
Cat: beets
Cat: i'd never eat bees
EWeston: Something from the liner notes of Roller Madiens
llanwydd: yes the beet goes on
Merlyn: not by the hair of my chinchillas
shoes for the dead: bees and beets?
Nabby: go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog
Beet: Don't forget the sour cream
Zooky Fogg: By whose order of Ceaser?
pinholeF200: Sonny Bono had a thing for beets
EWeston: Put a silencer on that hog?
Cat: http://www.seemrealland.blogspot.ca/
Nabby: Stealth hog
Nabby: Right on Cat
EWeston: I expect to see beets on pizza soon
Zooky Fogg: Sour cream and paint chips.
Nabby: Just like mom used to make
Cat: lily asked me for pix
Merlyn: Hi, I'm Joe Beets
Nabby: call it beetza
EWeston: For your essentail irony, and leadeny
llanwydd: that was hilarious
lily: I did cat
Zooky Fogg: Sea Air Land Trike
Cat: i'm way too ugly for most lenses but i do eat pretty food.
llanwydd: purple pizza eater
||||||||| justplainbob tiptoes in around 10:06 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Merlyn: Does the Harold Examiner examine Harold?
Nabby: they sneak up and eats yer pizza
Cat: got my driver's license in the mail today. my wife couldt stop laughing. i look like a ghost
pinholeF200: regular beets or pickled?
shoes for the dead: hey justplain
Merlyn: "Yep, that's Harold all right!"
DJTweeny: Hi plainBob
justplainbob: hi there
Merlyn: explosives and whales don't mix
Nabby: excellent whale explosion it was (true story)
Cat: pin, both. beets done interesting ways
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Beet: Getting hit by whale meat. Wow.
pinholeF200: hey jpbob
EWeston: Pickled things on pizza?
Nabby: Hi justp
Nabby: pickles & whale --great comedy team
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lily: pizza pizza daddy oh
llanwydd: whale in the lobby is like elephant in the living room
Zooky Fogg: Someone should examine the anchovies. I volunteer.
llanwydd: just a different way of saying it
shoes for the dead: are they doped, Zook?
||||||||| justplainbob departs at 10:08 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
EWeston: Don't bogart the anchovie eyes
Zooky Fogg: Tough on the lawn chairs, too, llan
llanwydd: LOL zook
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Stlouielou - dead from jaundice
||||||||| DoC - dead from measles
||||||||| J. Demographico - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| kestrel74 - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Merlyn: I'd like a pizza to go, and no aunt Chovies
Zooky Fogg: They need more salt.
llanwydd: aunt sophie paste
lily: thats ludafisk
Beet: Life was simpler then
||||||||| johan Amadeus Myjetski tiptoes in around 10:10 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Beet: Yo Johan
EWeston: Smaller and cleaner!
shoes for the dead: hey johan
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Beet!
pinholeF200: ludafisk is all lyes
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Nabby: lutefisk, in its natural state, can kill, or at least disable, at a distance
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Shoes!, how're ya laced?
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Nabby: my grandmother used to make it in the basement ---gaaaa
shoes for the dead: I use velcro
EWeston: Deploy anti ludafisk marmosets
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi DJT!
Cat: ok, does this work?
Nabby: Hey Joh
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi NAbby!
shoes for the dead: rah!
Cat: jam man
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Cat, how goes it?
Zooky Fogg: I'll bring some back from my walk to the sea.
Cat: i feel very productive these days
johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm almost jealous
EWeston: I'm starting a new sculpture m'self
DJTweeny: Cat's made a FST/Zappa collage they we'll try to play for you next week
lily: Zooky do you shell she sells at the she sore?
Nabby: lol
Nabby: Cool Cat & Tween
llanwydd: well, I'm getting tired. nytol
johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'd be a sucker to hear that, Tween!
DJTweeny: that's a tongue twister
Beet: Beautiful story
Cat: which sea? my wife is walking from france to the atlantic ocean next week.
Nabby: Nitey night llan
||||||||| llanwydd rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's llanwydd?! It's 10:16 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
Zooky Fogg: I'm a free trader who believes in barter and faith.
EWeston: Nitiebo Ilan
Merlyn: keep your duck hat on with duck tape
pinholeF200: stay groovy llan
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
DJTweeny: does faith barter her garter?
Zooky Fogg: I'll throw her a tow.
Cat: by llan
EWeston: Keep your beaverhat on with beaver tape
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yes, she did, DJT, she did...
Zooky Fogg: I don't know DJ. I'll look into it.
lily: you are there too long if ya thin its a hat
Zooky Fogg: Be well llan
EWeston: Donald Trump?
Nabby: Hot lump?
Cat: lol, lily
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite,llan, sleep tight or otherwise
lily: right ew
Cat: tha'ts sexual just to type.
Beet: floating noiselessly through the black holes of space
Cat: oddly synchronistic, lor
EWeston: Horrible tupahs I have known
Nabby: I get excited no matter what I type it's a condition
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Jim in through the front door at 10:19 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
shoes for the dead: take me hat and jack it off
Zooky Fogg: I or anybody only needs so much. Why let the rest rot.
Cat: astonishing beets last saturdy.
Beet: Hi Jim
DJTweeny: Hello. Jim.
Nabby: Are those your cues, Jim
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Jim: hi
EWeston: Who did your hat fall on?
pinholeF200: Hey Jim
Cat: hi jim
lily: that on the other side
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Home is where the hat lands?
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EWeston: From Jim class right?
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi jim!
Nabby: Adam Hats
Zooky Fogg: Jimboree
EWeston: Take his hands off me!
Cat: i have no idea what that means
Cat: shorts
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Nabby: Here's my impression from Supernatural: "Sammy!!!"
pinholeF200: shorts and snorts
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Nabby: sorry, wrong chat
EWeston: Impressive pet(?) tarantulas then.
lily: a mustard seed for your thoughts
Nabby: wink
Zooky Fogg: If anyone asks, I don't know Ernie Borgnine.
Cat: sounds like alice on drugs, lily
shoes for the dead: mine lived 14 years, EW
johan Amadeus Myjetski: the ruts of humorus
Zooky Fogg: The rabbit hole is a worm hole.
Nabby: Zooky do you know Er---er, Og Ogleby?
lily: only in the resturant
johan Amadeus Myjetski: So a rabbit is a worm?
EWeston: That's longer than many dogs. Parrots always seemed like a pet who could outlive you
DJTweeny: That's a character from The Bank Dick
Nabby: the diet of worms
DJTweeny: (my favorite Fields movie ;)
lily: the lazy brown dog jumped
shoes for the dead: dead rabbits
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Shemp Howard from the Stooges was the bartender in the Bank Dick
Zooky Fogg: Maybe I should but it's not registering, Nab
EWeston: With a sap
Nabby: dead rabbits aren't lazy and easy isn't supposed to be hard
DJTweeny: Yeah he was Johan, and really good
lily: slippers in waiting
Nabby: or is it that hard isn't supposed to be easy...yeah
Beet: when music was real
Nabby: Righto Joh
shoes for the dead: worms are slippery
Nabby: You don't need to register
Jim: What is going on in Austin tonight?
Zooky Fogg: We're living in a spatial spiral tube and only see to thew bend.
pinholeF200: if it was easy everybody would be hard
johan Amadeus Myjetski: As slippery as the hot kiss at the end of a wet fist...
Beet: isn't worms in France?
Cat: i didnt like this song 50 years ago. still dont
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:27 PM and Nick steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Beet: Another Nick. Howdy
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Oh, boy Nick, now we can make wine. We've been waiting hunfdredsof years for this
pinholeF200: You're just in the Nick of Time
Nabby: Hi Nick
DJTweeny: Hi Nick
EWeston: Hi Mr Howdy
Cat: a veritable nicalodeum
shoes for the dead: peper song
Zooky Fogg: Disney Land China is opening in August.
Nabby: I just invented pork!
Jim: we're having a night on the town here in Escanaba,MI
EWeston: Ware the food spies Nabby
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Nabby: They're everywhere
lily: secret rub
shoes for the dead: guarded landfill
Cat: i was here on day one.
Nabby: yes you must know the secret rub
Zooky Fogg: But can you pork with it?
Cat: that sounds like a species from babylon 5
Cat: the first ones
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Would you say yes to mean yes?
Nabby: You can pork with it or do anything you like with it...dance with it
Jim: I have a secret butt rub
pinholeF200: we have a radioactive landfill in St. Louis, but the EPA says it's OK, there's a fence around it
Zooky Fogg: Is the pork a cork?
EWeston: Can you poke it with a spork?
lily: teenie weenne eeni moe
Nabby: I'll bet you do Jim
EWeston: moi?
Nabby: Yes EW but use a foon you wouldn't want to miss a loot drop
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Pin, is it guarded?
Jim: lots of cummin
Jim: or cumin
EWeston: Lotta lutes fallin these days
Cat: expensive hookers, jim?
Zooky Fogg: Cork it with pork and shake it and bake it at 375 for 15 minutes.
pinholeF200: no, johan, just a chain link fence, radioactive waste and an underground fire
Nabby: I wouldn't touch that with ten feet
lily: grrensleeves anyone
Jim: cumin,sugar and mustard
shoes for the dead: i got a hankie, lily
pinholeF200: all is quiet here--that is to say no audio
lily: good shoes it will be needed for the sad ending
Nabby: Catherwood give lily red shoes
||||||||| Catherwood gets lily red shoes.
Zooky Fogg: If Lassie gets back with Timmy I'll slide out the piano.
pinholeF200: audio restored, I rebooted my link
lily: no place like home theres no
Beet: did they really land on the moon?
lily: I like flying monkeeies
||||||||| Malesch Morocco sneaks in around 10:37 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
Cat: no homelike place
Nabby: if you take them off and hit someone with them he--or she--teleports to Kansas
Beet: Hi Mal
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lily, Peter Tork, or Michael Nesmith?
shoes for the dead: hey Mal
pinholeF200: and I relinked my boots
DJTweeny: Hi Malesch
lily: hi myj
Nabby: I want one of those big hour glasses
Zooky Fogg: You have good monkeys and bad monkeys like reindeer.
shoes for the dead: il vino confuso
lily: crystal balls
DJTweeny: ** Remember folks. the chat/show starts officially every Thursday at 9pm Eastern, with warm-up music on the streams starting around 8:45pm Eastern
Cat: yeah the minute glasses are a bitch
DJTweeny: So _this_ live performance is where that bit came from!
shoes for the dead: steeerio hifi
DJTweeny: very cool :-)
Zooky Fogg: Crytal balls and tablets.
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Cat: tween the bit is really old
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Raise the level of your home!
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||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nick - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Lil - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
pinholeF200: Il Schizopreno
Nabby: The Hawaiian Hallucination Song---I'm crazy for it
DJTweeny: but this is the classic take they put on Dear Friends
lily: obly on 45 no lps please
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yep the one we know & love
Zooky Fogg: Tim isn't waiting. I must catch the last flight. Thanks Fire Frirnds. Ad Astra. Be well.
Cat: merl will know, tween
shoes for the dead: allways leaves me laughung my but off
DJTweeny: Have a great week, Zooky
Malesch Morocco: What is the name of the lounge music that plays in the background when Just before the Gilbert Skink part?
Beet: Nite, Zook
Nabby: incomprehensible!
Zooky Fogg: Thank Tween. And all of you.
pinholeF200: bye Fogg
Nabby: Bye bye Zooky
lily: bye zook
Cat: must be easy to fihd out online, morocco.
johan Amadeus Myjetski: fare thee well, Zooks!
Cat: off you zook
Malesch Morocco: haven't had any luck so far
lily: finnians rainbow
lily: get some babel fish
Cat: that's not a rainbow, that's a veneresl disease on acid
Rufus_T_Firetween: lol
Nabby: golly look at the time I'm going to miss my bridge club - nite all!
pinholeF200: adios Nab
Cat: by nab
||||||||| New notice: 'Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast. Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net, and listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
lily: bye nabster
shoes for the dead: see ya Nabby
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Nabster!
Beet: See ya next time, Nab
Nabby: Thanks Tween!
Cat: this is really good
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
DJTweeny: Shoes joins us on Sundays for the Roadkill Show, hope we can see you there :-)
DJTweeny: a short-haired cat?
Cat: hi again shoes
lily: Thanks Tween! from nabby
DJTweeny: yw Nabby :)
johan Amadeus Myjetski: United Snakes
shoes for the dead: hey again Cat
Cat: fumiyo will cut my hair before she leaves. its warminghere
lily: fill more
Cat: i only have short hair when its a good idea
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Don Ameche invented the light bulb
Merlyn: Dr. Emory!
Cat: stupidity was never invented. its the default state.
shoes for the dead: thanks Tween!
Beet: This has been fun. Thanks everyone. Thanks Tween. G'Nite.
''Bob'': Thanks Tween
''Bob'' waves
pinholeF200: Thanks Tween, great stuff, lotsa laffs have a good week
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Gratitudes & Gracias folks!
shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it!
lily: Beet Cat DJTweeny johan Amadeus Myjetski lily Malesch Morocco Merlyn Nabby pinholeF200 Rufus_T_Firetween shoes for the dead Zooky Fogg Jim EWeston ''Bob'' Mudhead Nicky and tween you are great thanks u so much
Cat: i'm overwhelmed with pain, so i'll leave
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week. See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation...
DJTweeny: damn, Cat :(
''Bob'': It's Tween's fault that I had to go buy this album recently. ;)
||||||||| pinholeF200 rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's pinholeF200?! It's 10:52 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
DJTweeny: :-)
Cat: i'll survive, tween
''Bob'': Just remember, what goes around comes around
DJTweeny takes full responsibility
DJTweeny: feel better, Cat
Cat: my brain in very active.
Cat: lets plays my zappa/ firesign mix next week, eh"
Merlyn: I vote for it, cat
Merlyn: see you all next wick
||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 10:54 PM.
DJTweeny: Hope so, Cat, and have a Skype interview
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| EWeston - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| DJTweeny rushes off, saying "10:55 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Cat: yes, i
||||||||| At 10:55 PM, Rufus_T_Firetween dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Cat: i'[d like to talk about it. let's set that up. did the send this file come through?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Malesch Morocco - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Jim - dead from measles
||||||||| johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Nicky - dead from measles
||||||||| Zooky Fogg - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Cat - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Nabby - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Beet - dead from measles
||||||||| lily - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Mudhead - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Hemlock Stones (Genuine!) steals in around 11:43 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!): Where is the party, Dear Friends? Where is the party?
||||||||| "11:44 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Hemlock Stones (Genuine!), who then scurries out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
''Bob''
Cat
cooper
DJTweeny
DoC
Elayne
EWeston
Hemlock Stones (Genuine!)
J. Demographico
Jim
johan Amadeus Myjetski
justplainbob
kestrel74
kilgore
Lil
lily
llanwydd
Malesch Morocco
Merlyn
Mudhead
Nabby
pinholeF200
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
Stlouielou
Zooky Fogg
URL References:
http://assets1.bigthink.com/system/idea_thumbnails/41876/primary/crank_computer_SS.jpg?1326209789
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Paul_(actor
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DU
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?books
http://firesigntheatre.com/funway.html
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=rm-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv
http://laugh.com/product/phil-austin-roller-maidens-from-outer-space/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.seemrealland.blogspot.ca/



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