A Firesign Chat
04/23/2015




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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for April 23, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood enters with DJTweeny close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 7:03 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the anteroom.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatre.com **'
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Rufus_T_Firetween', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 7:30 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
||||||||| Around 7:31 PM, Rufus_T_Firetween walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Rufus_T_Firetween', just granted probation at 7:31 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| It's 7:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:03 PM and Govslugwell waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
DJTweeny: allo Gov
DJTweeny: music will start about 5:35pm your time
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Govslugwell: aloe
DJTweeny: assuming Nino is correct in placing you in SF
: ...
||||||||| 8:10 PM: Rufus_T_Firetween jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - you can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **'
||||||||| Bobbelieu bounds in at 8:30 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Rufus_T_Firetween: Hi Bobbelieu
Rufus_T_Firetween: music in a couple of minutes
||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - warm up music (Frank Zappa & The Mothers Of Invention) - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **'
||||||||| Cat enters at 8:43 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
Cat: Ah, the Doo-Wop Mothers
DJTweeny: Hi Cat
DJTweeny: Was able to get one of your two requests. Could find a copy of Live At The Fillmore for Happy Together :/
Cat: great news, tween. a most appropriate song
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
DJTweeny: Sorry, _could not_ find a copy of Fillmore Happy Together
Cat: Hi Nick
DJTweeny: did get the other one
DJTweeny: I tried the original, but it just didn't suit the Zappa theme tonight ;)
Cat: apparently zappa was on bergman's first radio show in 66, which i never heard
Cat: interesting stories about him in howard kaylan's autobi and maron's interview with his daughter.
DJTweeny: wow
DJTweeny: is that up on the podcasts?
Cat: no, the 1966 radio free oz on kpfk
Cat: it must be in an archive somewhere, one would hope
||||||||| EWeston tiptoes in around 8:51 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Cat: hi EW
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:51 PM, dragging ''Bob'' by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Cat: Bob
DJTweeny: Hi EW, Bob
EWeston: Lo cat and the rest of you mugs
''Bob'': Sweet! I'm ready for some Zappa! :)
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:52 PM and lily steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Cat: austin mentioned living near the zappas for many years.
Cat: hi lily
DJTweeny: Hi lily
Cat: if you like the zappa song Billy the Mt, you are in for a treat tonight bob
lily: ''Bob'' Bobbelieu Cat DJTweeny EWeston Govslugwell lily Rufus_T_Firetween howdie all and thanks tween for well ya kbow
lily: Hi Cat
EWeston: Miz Lily
lily: evein sir ew
Cat: there is a parallel sense of humour to zappa and firesigns
Cat: i love this song
EWeston: Aw shucks mam I'd hoped that clean livin was all behind me
lily: I am still in minn wt fragnids
DJTweeny: fragnids?
DJTweeny: is that anything like cold?
lily: better than the bronx for that tween
EWeston: Exciting weather in the NW Snow in the mountains, its late.
DJTweeny: wow, very late in the season
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and announces "Presenting 'DoC', just granted probation at 8:57 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
lily: at least somewhere warm lol
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
DJTweeny: Hi DoC
Cat: doc
lily: snow in ny e will let us know
EWeston: Got this twinge doc, can you take a look at it?
DoC: Hi Everyone
lily: hi doc
DoC: Hi DJTweeny
DoC: Hi lily
DoC:
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, April 23, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
DoC: HiCat
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and announces "Presenting 'Nabby', just granted probation at 9:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
DJTweeny: Hi Nabby
Cat: nabby
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
EWeston: His face was a jar, like a bables. His eyes the color of sky blue sky, and oatmeal
Nabby: Got any peyote?
Nabby: Hi Tweeny & Cat.
DJTweeny: We do have some corn...
EWeston: I could use a good,or bad physcoactive
||||||||| Outside, the 9:01 PM uptown bus from Minneapolis pulls away, leaving Merlyn coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn
Cat: tirebiter has some mescaline in his fridge
Cat: hi merl
lily: that smoke just talked to me
Merlyn: hey
Nabby: Merl, lily, EW, DoC and gray people, hi ho
EWeston: I'll snaek in through the airconditioning...Hi Merl
lily: hey to u nabby
''Bob'': HONK HONK!
Nabby: Jello down there
||||||||| Zooky Fogg sashays in at 9:03 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
''Bob'': Is that how you say yellow in Spanish?
lily: yeah
Nabby: lily of the valley
EWeston: Send us some windex, its sticky
Nabby: Boom Dot, Buster
lily: I hear fax in the backround
''Bob'': Buster? I don't even know her!
lily: A loverly place nabby
EWeston: adubbiedot
Zooky Fogg: Broadstroke hello, Fire Folk. Thanks Tween. A week is a day.
lily: lol
Nabby: Hi Zooky
Cat: zooky
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
lily: hi zook
DJTweeny: Yes, here we are once again, Dear Friends :)
EWeston: Zookinator
DJTweeny: Hi Zooky
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:06 PM and shoes for the dead bounds out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
''Bob'': Wow. Really long time since I listened to this...
Cat: shoes
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
DJTweeny: Hi shoes
shoes for the dead: Howdy
Nabby: Hi Bob, Hey shoes
EWeston: Nice heels shoes
||||||||| New notice: '** currently playing - “BOOM DOT BUST” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE THIS ALBUM AT >> http://www.amazon.com/Boom-Dot-Bust-Firesign-Theatre/dp/B00001WRKQ **'
||||||||| Catherwood leads Beet inside, makes a note of the time (9:06 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Beet: Evening all
Cat: nice low sparks
Zooky Fogg: Hey guys. Weekly retreat into insanity.
Cat: beet
shoes for the dead: a well-heeled guy
lily: hi beet
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
EWeston: Beeter
Nabby: it's not a bump it's a mound
shoes for the dead: hey Beet
||||||||| Outside, the 9:07 PM downtown bus from East Northport pulls away, leaving Elayne coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Cat: what a beaut
Zooky Fogg: Hey lily
lily: everthing comes in jello molds
Cat: Hi El
shoes for the dead: mound mn
Nabby: Cheers Elayne
DJTweeny: Hi Elayne
lily: hi e snow?
Nabby: yellow mold blech!
shoes for the dead: Hey Elayne
Merlyn: hey E
Elayne: Evenin' all! Well, I have a date and an event for our next soiree in CT with DocTech and Lili.
EWeston: Happy convienient holiday Elayne
Nabby: korn-kuzzins
Elayne: No snow here, Lily, but it's friggin' cold.
Cat: say hello to them for me, el
||||||||| "9:08 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Beet, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the bushes.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Beet close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:08 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the anteroom.
Elayne: Sunday, May 3. We're doing this: http://www.milfordduckrace.com/
Zooky Fogg: Or to stay so exercise.
Beet: Pushed the wrong button
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Nabby: bong
lily: sorry e been loverly in the north of the south
EWeston: Kuewl, nock back one for me
Elayne: My idea, but DocTech actually knows more about the specifics than I do.
Elayne: It runs 11 AM to 4 PM but the race itself starts at 2.
||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Govslugwell - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Zooky Fogg: A fixer for every elixer.
Elayne: So any CT-area Fireheads want to get the duck out?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil’s Phil Proctor’s new video with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiiqBtMJY3o
lily: how fun e
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln
Elayne: I hope so, Lily. It's the sort of goofy thing we like to do with DocTech and Lili.
shoes for the dead: mayor stretching
Zooky Fogg: Saw that Rufus. Or are there more.
lily: wish I could get up there e
Cat: yes boomers on the bench is proctor in fine form
Nabby: let's all go visit lily
lily: fill it with sugar
Beet: I'll tune in at the end of the chat
Elayne: I guess our resident CT, um, residents aren't here.
Nabby: We're doomed
''Bob'': I'm here Elayne. :)
''Bob'': Busy writing quiz questions for my students, though...
lily: come on down gota pull out couch
Elayne: Wanna go to the duck race on May 3, "Bob"?
Cat: tween is playing my latest firesign collalge after this, called Billville the Mt. Doc did some fine work on it.
''Bob'': The wait... waht?
Nabby: No ducks will be harmed
Elayne: http://www.milfordduckrace.com/
shoes for the dead: neato Cat
EWeston: All ducts will be violated
Zooky Fogg: That wasn't Chinese but it was some chow.
Elayne: Me, Robin, DocTech, Lili and a bunch of strange Milfordites I would assume.
Nabby: sounds good lily
Elayne: It's like Duck Soup and A Day At The Races combined!
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Lil into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:14 PM, then departs.
||||||||| 9:14 PM: Watson jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
''Bob'': Just when I thought I'd seen everything...
shoes for the dead: Lil!!
Nabby: Hey Lil
EWeston: An Lil's here, just in time
Beet: Hi Lil
''Bob'': I'd rather play Pooh sticks
Nabby: lol E
Elayne: Exactly so, "Bob"! This is what I do, find weird and wonderful things to attend...:)
Elayne: Evenin' Lil!
Lil: 'Ello all what did I miss
DJTweeny: Hi Lil, Watson
lily: I live in the smallest town I could find
Elayne: Well, if you're set on the sticks in the sticks "Bob", I won't stand in your way.
Nabby: Lots and nothing at all
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
''Bob'': Actually, end of semester crunch time here... but the end is in sight, at least
Nabby: How small is it
Zooky Fogg: Is there a Billy Hill in Billville?
Elayne: For me, it's May Fird in Milford!
Lil: Sounds reasonable Nabby
Nabby: Wormhole? Time warp?
lily: 1 blinkin 4 way stop
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'squeeze_the_wheeze', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 9:16 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Cat: doc and lili tookme to a french basque restaurant when i was there. the best food i had onthe trip
Zooky Fogg: Sagitarius A is going to eat us all.
EWeston: Bad realestate market in Nothyngfyord?
DJTweeny: Hi squeeze
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies pinholeF200 in through the front door at 9:17 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Nabby: Hi squeeze_the
shoes for the dead: hey squeeze
Elayne: Doc tells me we're doing their favorite sushi place after the duck race. I will not be ordering duck.
Cat: this time next week, Fumiyo will be eating french basque food whether she wants to or not
Cat: pin
squeeze_the_wheeze: hi all..sorry i'm to the party
Beet: hi squeeze
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
shoes for the dead: hi Pin
Beet: Hi pin
EWeston: Someone squeesed the pinhole, how?
Cat: this is great tune
Nabby: Is that pin
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Elayne: Hello Squeeze and Pin!
Cat: squeeze
Cat: lil
pinholeF200: hi shoes, Beet, Nab, Elayne and all
shoes for the dead: pareligious
Lil: Same here on the hi s
EWeston: He bougyed
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln
Lil: Highs?
Beet: Thank You
shoes for the dead: Amen!
Nabby: fiction
Zooky Fogg: Science fiction vs. Science vision.
EWeston: Ramen!
Nabby: copyrights expire? hahahahahaha
Cat: i had a dream about meeting bergman at a party a couple nights ago.
shoes for the dead: dear with it
Zooky Fogg: A choo
Lil: LOL
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil’s Phil Proctor’s new video with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiiqBtMJY3o
Rufus_T_Firetween: Phil's Phil lol
Rufus_T_Firetween: oops
Cat: he was the young, skinny bergman i first met in 69,not the big fat guy he became in old age.
Zooky Fogg: Sift the difference.
Cat: he was dressed in black and didn't speak but shook my hand
Lil: Bahaha Tweeny
Nabby: Tanx Rufus
Zooky Fogg: Takes longer but it's worth it.
lily: turkey neck only smaller
lily: whip cream
EWeston: Copyrites may expire but spirits may be forever
Zooky Fogg: 7 choppers in the sky nobody seen or wondered why.
shoes for the dead: shackel eggs
''Bob'': Not if the US Congress has its way....
Nabby: Please es'spleen.
EWeston: Secure our brooders!
shoes for the dead: What?
Nabby: What?
Zooky Fogg: Stealth pedestrians coming but you won't know it so nevermind.
EWeston: What's over there
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
''Bob'': Nobody can hear us here.
lily: whether weather
shoes for the dead: Where?
EWeston: Under the sign of indigestion
lily: only force three
||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Watson - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Zooky Fogg: Spirals everywhere or is it just me?
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Johan Amadeus Majetski inside, makes a note of the time (9:25 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
shoes for the dead: only behind me, Zook
Nabby: Hi Joh what do you know
EWeston: Nah the marmosets see them too, it must be true
Zooky Fogg: Could of been the budget beer.
Beet: Hi Johan
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
EWeston: Buggies drinking beer again?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOOM DOT BUST” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln
lily: this is brilliant
Zooky Fogg: As in trailing stream, Shoes?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiiqBtMJY3o
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Just got home from the studio, Nabs! How goes ut here?
Lil: I kind of miss the Phil's Phil's
Cat: my Firesign/Zappa collage coming up in a few minutes
DJTweeny: lol Lil
Zooky Fogg: Bulgers, EW.
Nabby: Phil's Phil's Phil's Phil? How many Tor?
lily: I don't know what a Johnny Cup is
shoes for the dead: suck my hat
Lil: LOL Nabby
EWeston: Budgies to their freinds
Elayne: Wow, lots of sirens suddenly. Police State! Police State! "Help, it's the police!"
Cat: phil bergman's gone now, but lives on in steeereo hi-fi
Zooky Fogg: Where did Spring go.
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Can anybody hear me?
Nabby: So very true Cat
EWeston: They'll have to help themselves
Zooky Fogg: I'll just pour another Winter's Suck.
Johan Amadeus Majetski: There i am. I couldn't hear myself type
EWeston: Yah Johan you look real black and white, kind of regular...
lily: amadeus types niclely
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Inside I'm tan and handsome, well, I'm tan
Elayne: Catherwood, hot toddies all around!
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to Elayne and asks "Do you have something for me to do?"
Elayne: Make hot toddies for everyone, Catherwood.
||||||||| Catherwood hands hot toddies for everyone.
EWeston: Time to leave the box
Nabby: Bless your heart E
Elayne: There ya go, warm y'all up.
Cat: hmm, very tasty, catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Cat and says "My ears are burning..."
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Laugh. Run away.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with cease close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:32 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the Aviary.
Zooky Fogg: The hotter the better short of boiling.
shoes for the dead: wow mine's still warm!
Elayne: Oh dear, the toddies were too hot!
Nabby: Cease your prattle it's cease
Elayne: Cat, are there two of you now?
DJTweeny: hello cease
shoes for the dead: hey cease
Cat: i've invited my previous name to visit so i can use this screen for something else
Beet: hi cease
EWeston: Desist at your leaisure
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Cease, greetings!
Elayne: For a minute I was hoping it was Fumiho, Cat. :) She's very tolerant of your chatting!@
pinholeF200: howdy cease
shoes for the dead: is that legal in Canada, Cat?
Elayne: Ugh, can't type tonight. Fumiyo, of course.
cease: hi everybody. and those without bodies
Nabby: Trippy Cat
Zooky Fogg: If you insist cease.
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Nabby: I thought only Nino could do that
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
||||||||| Bunnyboy enters at 9:34 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger.
Bunnyboy: Hullo.
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
EWeston: Hey bunny
Bunnyboy: There's two of...well, not everyone, but a few!
Cat: hi bunny
Nabby: Hi Bunny
shoes for the dead: hey Bun
Zooky Fogg: I can't win a shovel to dig mysel out.
Beet: hi bunny
Elayne: Hi Bunny! Are you in CT?
Cat: i wonder how many Hemlock
Cat: Stones there have been here
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Hi buns
Elayne: I think Stones is, but he's not here.
Bunnyboy: Elayne: Ehrm, nope. Same ole West Seattle.
Zooky Fogg: Go JAM
lily: bubbles
Cat: honey's friend stones hasnt been here for a long time.lots of other stones though
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Elayne: Dang... where they actually have pot delivery services. So jealous, Bunny!
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Bunnyboy: Lo, Rafe.
Nabby: Beet
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Zooky Fogg: There should be a scratch ticket you win big on 3 shovels.
Beet: You rang?
EWeston: I'm in S Kitsap Bunny. If you wave I can probably see you
Bunnyboy: Well, pot delivery is still grey-market. Legal pot is available at specialized retail outlets, only.
Lil: Lick my zippah???
Elayne: But all these stories about phone apps, Bunny! Don't disillusion me! :)
Zooky Fogg: Never lick a zipper is what I've been told.
shoes for the dead: what do they charge, Bun?
Bunnyboy: And only to be consumed privately (i.e. in your home). The kids downtown still don't care.
Zooky Fogg: I'm confused now.
EWeston: Concrete zippers never forget
Bunnyboy: There are apps...to find your retailer.
Lil: LOL Zooky
lily: YYY
Lil: Confusion is the new in high
Cat: there was an enormous pot rally on april 20th here. 25,000 people
Zooky Fogg: Zipper would be a high suspect coli agent
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Personally, i've never licked a zipper I didn't like...
Nabby: 420, then bicycle day, whew!
Bunnyboy: And the apps also care medical dope sites...which are an ongoing unresolved issue.
Lil: Certainly is a sperm killer
''Bob'': I thought 4/21 was Random Drug Test Day?
Zooky Fogg: who washes hands before pulling up pants?
Beet: Did anybody fail?
Bunnyboy: Oh, and the apps will let you know the strains that are in the shops. #SpinTheWheel #PickAName
Elayne: Way cool, Bunny.
lily: wowow bunny
Zooky Fogg: 25000 is a garden party.
EWeston: Dunno consider the interesting germs your pants can pick up on public reatroom flors
Cat: 10 years ago, i thought bc would be the first to legalize pot, but instead we'll be the only jurisdiction on the west coast where it's still illegal
shoes for the dead: footfighter
lily: community germs
EWeston: xxx 26 beers location
Nabby: Cherry God Bud
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
DJTweeny: That's wild, Cat. I would have thought that as well
Bunnyboy: BC = Ban Cannabis.
Elayne: I'm thinking it'll be legal in this entire country by the time I need it for senility...
Zooky Fogg: I'd rather not EW but they are there.
Nabby: Voodoo Chronic
DJTweeny: Like Texas promoting Willie and still having draconian laws against pot possession
Zooky Fogg: I don't care what Dr. Oz says.
EWeston: And who's watching?
Cat: you're probably right, el. our right wing govt keeps that dream far away in canada
lily: blueberry cush
Nabby: Garberville Sky
EWeston: Willie's supposed to be producing his own brand shortly
Zooky Fogg: Legalize Willie.
Johan Amadeus Majetski: No price like OM?
EWeston: Freeze Willie
Nabby: Mendocino 99
shoes for the dead: Ak thunderfuck
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
''Bob'': I want to create a strain called Connecticut Shade.
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Mendocino beano?
Bunnyboy: Hiya, Chick! How's the dog?
Zooky Fogg: He is the Highwayman.
Nabby: Mexican Cheese
Nabby: I love making up strain names
''Bob'': Maybe Connecticut Shade Rapper, if I can line up a celebrity endorsement.
lily: piclked parsnips
Beet: Hello NSA guy.
shoes for the dead: Billville Twister
EWeston: brobignacious mouse smoke
Johan Amadeus Majetski: AStrain called schnook...
Elayne: Is a strain name like a band name, or one's porn name?
Zooky Fogg: Jumba Weed
''Bob'': How about Firehead? Good strain name.
Bunnyboy: Goofy Floof.
lily: lol e
Nabby offers the NSA guy some Old Toby
Zooky Fogg: Expanding Horizons
EWeston: A name for public consumption
lily: chocolate freek
cease: sounds like good names for firesign chatters
Nabby: lol E
Bunnyboy: PB vox makes me misty...
Zooky Fogg: I like Screaming Banchee.
EWeston: Devilish asperigis
lily: lotus life
Nabby: GReaT aLBuM
Beet: Hi Peter
Nabby: I'd smoke chocolate freek
EWeston: Low dives
''Bob'': Blue Moss.
cease: lotsa great firesign albums
Nabby: Peter B!
lily: rubber stick
Zooky Fogg: Boomer Buster
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bergman’s “TRUE CONFESSIONS OF THE REAL WORLD” Here >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv
EWeston: Yes Mistress
''Bob'': lol
Nabby: A fave Tween
Elayne: Fierce Wind. No wait, that's what's outside now...
Nabby: rubber thai stick? nay!
lily: hey ya gets what ya gets
Zooky Fogg: Home Grown
EWeston: Air moloclues engaged in brownian montion
shoes for the dead: stickey Thai stick yeaay
Nabby: Beep it's Cat
lily: cantalope brown
Nabby: Hi Cat
Bunnyboy: Hi, Cat!
lily: HI CAT
Beet: Live and in person!
shoes for the dead: fleshey voice
Nabby: Must've been a mindblower in HS Cat
pinholeF200: Cat, I see you on the radio!
Lil: Heya Catty
Zooky Fogg: What the name for a master grower like Beer Meister for beer?
EWeston: A masterbotanist?
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Zooky Fogg: That'll do. Master Thumb.
lily: wow
Elayne: Oh, there has to be an official name. I'm going to try the Google.
Elayne: Looks like it's "master grower."
Zooky Fogg: Grass, ass, or dilithium crystal.
Bunnyboy: Yeah, SHELL SHOCKED (Howard Kaylan's memoir) is a gem.
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Flo n eddie AND Firesign? Too cool!
EWeston: Marihuana growers, Local 13
lily: thank you for sharing
Nabby: Sounds great Cat!
Elayne: http://www.investinmj.com/master-growers
Zooky Fogg: Thanks E
squeeze_the_wheeze: hey gang..i have to leave...i'll have to listen to this a little later...see you all next week..same bat time, same bat channel
Beet: That was fun.
Nabby: Well done Cat
Zooky Fogg: Good interview
DoC: Master Grower
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
shoes for the dead: see ya Wheeze
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny: Now that I have Skype back, I welcome anyone with Skype to get on and talk to the folks :)
Lil: S'long Squeeze
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Bye Squeeze!
EWeston: Seeyah squeeze
lily: bye squeeze
cease: that was one of Ossman's Old Man poems
DoC: or Botanist
Zooky Fogg: glad you could squeeze whheze
DJTweeny: We'd love to hear about your favorite Firesign albums, live performances you've seen, whatever you'd like to talk about
Bunnyboy: Richard Paul!
Nabby: later allisqueeze
cease: they are all on youtube, his 75th birthday celebration a few years ago
||||||||| "10:01 PM? 10:01 PM!!" says Catherwood, "potholehotline should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as potholehotline enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
Beet: nite squeeze
Beet: hi pothole
DJTweeny: Hi pothole
Elayne: Evenin' Pothole@
Bunnyboy: lo po ho!
||||||||| New notice: ' currently playing - Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “WHOLE BILL' - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/'
Nabby: Hi phhl
EWeston: We grew them big in Montana
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Pothole!
DJTweeny: Cool stuff, Cat :)
cease: tween, it's actually called Billville the Mountain
cease: hi pot
shoes for the dead: Jack Poet!
Zooky Fogg: Plant a tree in a pothole.
EWeston: Some could swallow a VW bug whole
DJTweeny: OK
DJTweeny: So this is part... ?
Zooky Fogg: But that's dangerous. The hole isn't?
Johan Amadeus Majetski: I'm moving to Montana soon. Gonna raise me up some dental floss
Nabby: the counterconnections are mangmindling
Bunnyboy: Edie McClurg!
Cat: i think edie is on here, bun
EWeston: After a while the trapped bug is compressed into the bedrock
Bunnyboy: I think that was her.
Cat: good friend of bergman
DJTweeny: I have something called Billville The Mountain Pt 1, so which Pt is this?
Zooky Fogg: Had the pothole bandit here years ago and the mayor pardoned him
||||||||| New notice: ' currently playing - Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “BILLVILLE THE MOUNTAIN” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/'
EWeston: Tricky stealing potholes
Nabby: Cat you are a clip meister deluxe
cease: thanks, tween
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
cease: i cut together dozens of bits, forget where they all came from
DJTweeny: Hi Bunnyboy, missed you coming in
Zooky Fogg: It is EW
cease: it's fun, nabby
Bunnyboy: Yoiks, Tween!
EWeston: Storing them can't be to hard though
Bunnyboy: I bobbed my ears.
shoes for the dead: specially stealing a hall full, EW
Zooky Fogg: Gotta leave a bigger to get it.
cease: yeah, i have to put them on a portable drive.
EWeston: Ah there's were your portable sump pump can be a real help
Zooky Fogg: I gotta hole museum. I mean the bandit does.
EWeston: Is it prortable?
Johan Amadeus Majetski: I have a hole in my pocket
Cat: this is from an Hour Hour show on the Duke of Madness collection
lily: oh this is perfect
Cat: too bad Dexter isnt here to hear this.
lily: cats town
Nabby: Love it Cat, folks I must go (it's hard) but great to see you all and listen and chat together!
Cat: by nabby
pinholeF200: nite, Nab
shoes for the dead: see ya Nabby
Zooky Fogg: You can use them for coffee cups.
lily: be what ya do best nabby
EWeston: Nab on dwed
Beet: see ya Nab
Nabby: Thanks Tween.
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Lil - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| squeeze_the_wheeze - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Nite, Nabby! Make it a good one!
Bunnyboy: Whoops! Missed the Bear Whiz opportunity.
Nabby: Oh oh---I feel funny.
Bunnyboy: Or Polar Pro.
Beet: Slavador Dali audio
Beet: Sal
Cat: bunny, i debated using that, but can overwhelm the collage with firesign, drown out poor billy
EWeston: You.ve broken out in vaudville?
lily: those are not your hands nabby
lily: how can you be in two
shoes for the dead: 18 mi
Zooky Fogg: I'm running a 30/30 line trying to keep up but let me go. Quickest most efficient route for all.
EWeston: Y'know I think...ducks.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiiqBtMJY3o
shoes for the dead: ducks think too
Zooky Fogg: I'll point to point it.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
EWeston: Got a couple in the pond multiplying as we speak
Zooky Fogg: Thanks for the argument on we'll wait.
shoes for the dead: they aren't thinking then
EWeston: That propbably gave the NSA guy a thrill
Cat: this is from a piece i did in mid-70s
lily: pod pupils
Cat: both riffing on george putnam, right wing newsman and firesign target
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Lol, Lil!
Zooky Fogg: Like Jack Roy pointed out they were to quick to agree.
EWeston: Its all muscle memory
Zooky Fogg: Watson is my Mentor.
Zooky Fogg: He compliments my faulty memory.
EWeston: Fllotsom's mistake is on my beach
shoes for the dead: whay?
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
lily: death mask
EWeston: He didn't turn left at Albercurky
Zooky Fogg: Better than sitting on a stalagmite.
Bunnyboy: Howard Kaplan = Howard Kaylan's birth name.
EWeston: Or a red hot poker
lily: I'll be a turkey
Cat: billly the mt is itself a collage
Zooky Fogg: There is my measure.
Zooky Fogg: Great imagination, Fire Folks.
EWeston: A wily bird eh?
Cat: a bit from a different zappa album
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Johan Amadeus Majetski: Freak Out!
Cat: tweenplayed it before the show started
Rufus_T_Firetween: So Cat, I can label this Pt 2?
Bunnyboy: Lo, Kiki!
Zooky Fogg: Psych my delic
Cat: frank's take on the watts riot
Cat: part two of what, tween?
Rufus_T_Firetween: Billville the Mountain
Rufus_T_Firetween: I already have one labelled Pt 1
Rufus_T_Firetween: This is a series?
Zooky Fogg: break it on down
Cat: it's all one whole thing to me.
Rufus_T_Firetween: OK, so I have no idea what that other track is. Will get with another time about it
Cat: this is my 2nd firesign/music collage, yes. you played the dylan one a while ago, Black Danger Bay
shoes for the dead: it's not series, ti's phunnie
Cat: so this would be my 2nd of that series. Sgt Pep Pillls will be next
DJTweeny: Studebaker Hawkmoth lol
DJTweeny: genius, Cat :)
DJTweeny: Yeah, I'll get with you via email about the others
cease: we do what we can
Zooky Fogg: Do wop ditty ditty dum ditty do
||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DoC - dead from measles
||||||||| Nabby - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Elayne - dead from The Plague
||||||||| potholehotline - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Zooky Fogg: Oh, never tell a drill sgt. to psych your delic.
lily: maxwell smart
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
EWeston: I saw one psych a deli
Zooky Fogg: Especiaally with the last name Jones.
||||||||| At 10:26 PM, pinholeF200 rushes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
lily: perverted pickles
EWeston: Stale rye
shoes for the dead: moldy rye
lily: fatty corned beef
Zooky Fogg: Pastrami with everything but lettuce and add garlic mayo
lily: gallons of slaw
''Bob'': Even in sector B?
Johan Amadeus Majetski: I have to leave this flashing of comdeic genius , sorry to say. Nite all!
EWeston: Eggs of no none species
''Bob'': Damn. I think I have to go get a slice of cheesecake now.
Cat: by johan
shoes for the dead: by Jo
Zooky Fogg: Use a surf board JAM
Beet: nite johan
DJTweeny: Cat, were you listening to Billy The Mountain, and started thinking of FST skits that would fit?
lily: catherwood give bob some cheescake
||||||||| Catherwood gives bob some cheescake.
Cat: yes tween
DJTweeny: It worked :)
EWeston: Um checking out folks, lotta fun tonight
||||||||| Lil enters at 10:30 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Chapeau Manger.
Cat: i was doing that when i saw this being done live at ucla
''Bob'' thanks Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood answers "You're welcome."
Cat: hi lil
DJTweeny: wb Lil
Bunnyboy: Nite, EW!
''Bob'' tries not to talk with his mouth full
lily: its brilliant cat , tween
shoes for the dead: see ya EW
Cat: thanks lily. i appreciate that
Zooky Fogg: Yo Jo
Lil: tx
Zooky Fogg: Be well EW
Cat: by ew
Lil: the firedog called
Bunnyboy: Word Association Football.
lily: lol
Bunnyboy: (some Python on the side).
Zooky Fogg: I love these cloven mind lessons.
Zooky Fogg: I'll be thirding it soon.
Beet: we won't weigh 'em
''Bob'': I don't think I've taken enough drugs for this mix.
DJTweeny: lol
Cat: that can be fixed, bob
''Bob'': Not sure my students would want to answer whatever exam questions I came up with in that state, though...
Zooky Fogg: I am young for my age.
Lil: Just fake it Bob
Zooky Fogg: To go into or out of mind, Bob
Cat: i was a teacher for many years, bob. i can relate to that
''Bob'': Then again, might work better
Zooky Fogg: Ask them the next ten question that are asked to you in real world, Bob
DJTweeny: There is a cornucopia of skits to pull from the COMM shows
DJTweeny: Which reminds me, I need to play The Great Internet Broadcast of 1996 from the podcasts
Cat: indeed, tween
DJTweeny: Will take two weeks to play it as it is quite long
Zooky Fogg: Telling someone not to be crazy and expecting results is crazy
Cat: indeed
||||||||| New notice: 'Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast. Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net, and listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
shoes for the dead: yeke notes?
''Bob'': Egads.
lily: ok tween
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Cat: oh i see your point, tween. yes, it can be sliced and diced
Cat: this is the guys on flo and eddy show
DJTweeny: There are 10 segments
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Majetski - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| EWeston - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Zooky Fogg: But what do I know about crazy. My voices aren't talking to me.
Cat: yes cuz i couldnt send it thru dropbox. send this file chops it up
''Bob'': Well, that was no fun. Chrome fell right over.
Zooky Fogg: Pardon. Forgot where I was.
''Bob'': Nice to know that Firefox has got my back.
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
shoes for the dead: Great Cat!!!!
Bunnyboy clapclapclapclapclap
lily: ''Bob'' Beet Bunnyboy Cat DJTweeny Lil lily shoes for the dead Zooky Fogg nite all thanks cat and tween as always the best dj
Cat: thanks shoes
''Bob'': Nite!
lily: thanks
Bunnyboy: nite yez all. Ta!
''Bob'': I missed the thrilling conclusion!
shoes for the dead: Thanks Tween!
Beet: This has been interesting and quite fun. Thanks, Cat. Thanks everyone. Thanks Tween. G'Nite.
Zooky Fogg: Thanks Tween and Fire Folks. Again, a week is a day. Ad Astra.
''Bob'': Nite Tween!
shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it!
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
DJTweeny: That were fun, Cat :)
Cat: thanks tween.
''Bob'': Then again, might work better
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Cat: wont be here next week so see you in 2 weeks
DJTweeny: OK Cat, safe travels
||||||||| cease leaves to catch the 10:45 PM train to British Columbia.
DJTweeny: Hope your wife has a great time in Spain
Cat: i'm sure she will.
||||||||| Cat rushes out the back door as Mayor P'nisnose blasts through the front door holding a shotgun and shouting "Where's Cat?! It's 10:45 PM and my ballot boxes haven't been stuffed yet!"
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week. See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation...
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| DJTweeny is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 10:46 PM.
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween departs at 10:46 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Bunnyboy leaves to catch the 10:46 PM train to Seattle.
Lil: Take it easy all
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bobbelieu - dead from measles
||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| lily - dead from measles
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Beet - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| "Hey Merlyn!" ... Merlyn turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:09 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Lil - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Zooky Fogg - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "11:32 PM and late as usual, it's Pico, just back from Hellmouth."
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Pico - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| 12:16 AM: Johan Amadeus Majetski jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
||||||||| It's 12:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Majetski - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
''Bob''

Bunnyboy
Cat
cease
DJTweeny
DoC
Elayne
EWeston
Govslugwell
Johan Amadeus Majetski
Lil
lily
Merlyn
Nabby
pinholeF200
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
squeeze_the_wheeze
Zooky Fogg
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bdb-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://seemreal.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiiqBtMJY3o
http://www.amazon.com/Boom-Dot-Bust-Firesign-Theatre/dp/B00001WRKQ
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
http://www.investinmj.com/master-growers
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
http://www.milfordduckrace.com/



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