A Firesign Chat
05/14/2015




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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for May 14, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| "6:05 AM? 6:05 AM!!" says Catherwood, "RedPillTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as RedPillTweeny enters and sits on the divan.
||||||||| It's 6:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| "8:10 PM? 8:10 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Rufus_T_Firetween should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Rufus_T_Firetween enters and sits at the bar.
||||||||| DJTweeny waltzes in at 8:15 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatre.com **'
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - you can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **'
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! - currently playing – warm up music (Chick Corea) - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **'
||||||||| EWeston bounds in at 8:48 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
EWeston: Someone take this doorknocker off my hands
DJTweeny: Hi EW
Rufus_T_Firetween: Catherwood, please take the doorknocker
||||||||| Catherwood takes the doorknocker.
EWeston: Hi Tweeny an Rufus
EWeston: Whew thanks rufus
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'Cat', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:54 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
DJTweeny: Hey Cat
EWeston: Cat's in the house
Cat: Meow
EWeston: Lots of aunties in the aunti room?
Rufus_T_Firetween: Catherwood, please give Cat a saucer of milk
||||||||| Catherwood gets cat a saucer of milk.
EWeston: Last time I was there I was chased by a freshly knitted three leged sweater
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:58 PM and late as usual, it's lily, just back from Elmertown."
Cat: I've liked Chick Corea since his first album
DJTweeny: Hi lily
DJTweeny: One of my very favorites as well
EWeston: Hay the hi there ho there Lily
lily: Cat DJTweeny EWeston lily Rufus_T_Firetween hi every thing thanks DJT for last week and this week
Cat: Hi lily
DJTweeny: Was great having Ossman on :-)
EWeston: Yesssss
lily: jazzzzzzz and all
DJTweeny: Maybe Austin will join us one of these days
lily: he was wonderbar
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, May 14, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Cat: Yes, Austin hasn't been here in a while
||||||||| Merlyn enters at 9:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
DJTweeny: Hey Merlyn
Cat: Ossman was amazingly talkative.
Cat: Meryl
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
EWeston: Merlyn, get away from that oak tree
Merlyn: August 28, 2014 was the last time Austin was on
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'Deputy Dang', just granted probation at 9:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
EWeston: DD hi hi
DJTweeny: Yeah, ended being around 45 minutes :) Glad he was willing to regale us with his stories
DJTweeny: Hi Deputy
Cat: DD
Deputy Dang: good mornign
lily: greatest gift ever
Merlyn: the picture I reposted of all the Ronald McDonald's on the subway got nearly 1/8 of a million views
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
EWeston: good afternooner
EWeston: szzkk
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Beet inside, makes a note of the time (9:02 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Beet: Evening all.
Cat: Beet
Merlyn: hey beet
DJTweeny: yipes Merlyn
EWeston: Beet stage left
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
lily: wow merl the red nose line
Beet: Cat, Merl EW Tween greetings
Deputy Dang: cozy group tonight
Cat: thusfar
||||||||| Catherwood ushers dude in through the front door at 9:04 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Cat: No Ossman scheduled tonight is going to keep numbers down
Deputy Dang: Dude!
Cat: dude
EWeston: Dewd couldn't make it?
Beet: I have been buzzing all week about D.O.'s appearance.
EWeston: Bees do live in your head then
||||||||| "9:06 PM? 9:06 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Zooky Fogg should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Zooky Fogg enters and sits at the bar.
Beet: Hi Zook
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! - currently playing – “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY, OR GIVE ME DEATH” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE THIS ALBUM AT >> http://www.amazon.com/Give-Me-Immortality-Or-Death/dp/B00000AG7T/ref=ntt_mus_ep_dpi_8 **'
Cat: Fogg
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Elayne close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:06 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room.
DJTweeny: Hi Zooky
EWeston: We're Zook accessorized then
Elayne: Eveniin' all!
Cat: Hi El
EWeston: Elayne yer early
DJTweeny: Hey E
Zooky Fogg: Broad stroke yo folk.
Cat: How's your vacation?
Beet: I have a nifty t-shirt I had made with this album title on it.
Elayne: Not sure how long I can stay. I'm in pre-colonoscopy mode. God a'mighty I'm hungry. Haven't eaten since breakfast.
Merlyn: Hey Elayne
Zooky Fogg: Evening everyone.
EWeston: A new Olylimpic event?
Beet: Hi E!
DJTweeny: ouch Elayne :/
Zooky Fogg: Thanks Tween.
Elayne: Indeed Tween. But the reward is, not as many trips to the reading room as I had anticipated.
Merlyn: all the gatorade you can drink
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY OR GIVE ME DEATH” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-ln
Elayne: My preference is coconut water.
Elayne: Gatorade has way too much sugar for this diabetic.
Merlyn: ok dokey
DJTweeny: Hi dude
EWeston: Didn't know that was an option
Elayne: The stuff they make you drink to give you the runs tastes better than Gatorade.
Cat: I had a sip of that being demonstrated in a supermarket recently. One of the worst things I've ever tasted
Merlyn: there's a town named "Okay" in Oklahoma -- Okay, OK
Cat: coconut water
DJTweeny: That could get confusing. Merlyn
Elayne: Aside from the impending procedure, though, my staycation has been great. Finally got all 80 issues of my zine INSIDE JOKE (from the '80s) scanned.
DJTweeny: Then again, there is a New York, NY ;)
Elayne: Tom Gedwillo plans to start uploading them to Chromium Switch this weekend.
Cat: Great news, El
DJTweeny: great to hear about the mags, Elayne
DJTweeny: Excellent
Cat: I have a few hard copies
||||||||| pinholeF200 sneaks in around 9:10 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
EWeston: We've got George Washington, and Humptulips
Beet: Those will be fun to see.
DJTweeny: Hi pinhole
Cat: Speaking of "excellent," I guess we won't hear Montgomery Burns saying that anymore
Elayne: The only thing missing is an issue I did to sort of wrap things up about a year after the run ended, called INSIDE JOKE Redux. Can't find the masters to that anywhere.
EWeston: My eye!
Beet: yo pin
Elayne: I think it's horrible what's being done to Shearer. I've been a fan of his since How Time Flys.
Elayne: Heck, since the Conception Corporation.
Cat: Pin
DJTweeny: What's being done to Shearer?
pinholeF200: Howdy Tween, Beet, Cat and the whole Firesign kingdom
Cat: He quit. Big news today
EWeston: Your talking of his work on the Simpsons?
Elayne: Tween, he was told he couldn't do any outside work and continue doing the Simpsons. Shearer makes most of his living from outside work.
Merlyn: he might still be back
Deputy Dang: wb pinholeF200
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Zooky Fogg: Hey pin
DJTweeny: That's insane, E
Merlyn: from what he says, he just doesn't want his simpsons contract to exclude other work for him
Elayne: I hope so, Merlyn!
Cat: Was he in CC? I loved his work with the Credibility Gap, contemporaries of Firesign
EWeston: Sounds like a focus group has struck the Simpsons
Elayne: Sorry, I meant Credibility Gap, thanks for the correction Cat.
pinholeF200: Hey Zook, Dang
Cat: It was great that he mentioned Firesign in his Maron interview, though Maron is not a fan.
Merlyn: probably a noncompetition clause or something
DJTweeny: Maybe they didn't like what the guy who does Homer's voice did at the opening of Krassner's "Irony Lives"
Elayne: Firesign isn't whiny enough for Maron. :)
DJTweeny: lol
Cat: Good point, El
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Mike into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:14 PM, then departs.
||||||||| Outside, the 9:14 PM crosstown bus from Redmond pulls away, leaving Nabby coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Cat: Mike
pinholeF200: Loved Shearer in Spinal Tap--especially playing the double neck bass
DJTweeny: Hi Mike
Beet: hi mike
DJTweeny: Hi Nabby
EWeston: Is that an alius
Beet: hi nab
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
EWeston: Nabster
Zooky Fogg: Shearer Genius
Cat: Nabby
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY OR GIVE ME DEATH” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-ln
Nabby: Hi Tweeny and all!
Zooky Fogg: Yo Nab
DJTweeny: Yeah, Shearer was great in Spinal Tap :)
lily: nino says I am clorser to home than I have been in awhile
Cat: I met Harry once at a DAT store in Santa Monica.
Mike: Hi, my firSt chat, so I will mosTry read
DJTweeny: Nino's powers are coming back
Nabby wants to hug you. The royal you.
Cat: I was in LA recording Neal Amid and told him Proctor was going to play Jack Benny in my play.
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
pinholeF200: He found that bass in a music shop, asked the purpose--when told there was none, he bought it for the movie
Merlyn: I met Harry at the Aspen comedy festival and introduced myself as a web guy for Firesign
DJTweeny: Good to have you here Mike
Cat: Harry said, "I could do a much better Jack Benny." Of course he could, he was on the old Benny radio show.
Merlyn: he was, cat?
Zooky Fogg: Don't mind me, Mike. I'm nuts.
DJTweeny: Mike, there's a stream to listen to. Links in the banner
Cat: yep
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Merlyn: he does sound a fair amount like Benny
Elayne: Hang on, Cat. Shearer's a bit too young to have been on the Jack Benny show...
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Nabby: I need a soda, pop.
DJTweeny: ** WE’RE STREAMING LIVE!! - 128k (for broadband listeners) at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k (for dial-up users) at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
Merlyn: pretty strange, pin
EWeston: I'm a colorful selection of fruit and vegtables
Cat: He was very young at the time.
Merlyn: wiki says "Shearer began his career as a child actor, appearing in The Jack Benny Program"
EWeston: Did he bite Dennis day
Merlyn: and Abbott and Costello Go to Mars
Cat: Only at night
Nabby: Which day is Dennis?
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
lily: libs and leans
pinholeF200: Shearer was also in the pilot for Leave It To Beaver, played an Eddie Haskell type character but with a different name
Zooky Fogg: What's NUTS - new under the sun?
DJTweeny: wow
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
EWeston: Right after Doris, before Daft
Nabby: Thanks EW I was getting concernt
EWeston: As well you should
Nabby: wow is mom upside down
EWeston: That's what I've always said
Deputy Dang: so's your mother!
Zooky Fogg: it's palindrome date week.
Zooky Fogg: Today is 51415
EWeston: Most the dates I meet are paladromes
Elayne: Just so, Zooky, that's why I took the week off work...
lily: catherwood ask nabby when his birthday is
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside lily and says "Did you need me?"
Elayne: Be right back, another round in the reading room...
Nabby: go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog
Deputy Dang: they have two humps?
Zooky Fogg: Good reason as any E
Beet: hi lily
lily: morpork
pinholeF200: always up for another round El
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Beep in through the front door at 9:22 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
lily: hi beet
Nabby: morpork and beans
EWeston: Skeeseeks, is that you
Beet: Beep!??
Cat: Beep
EWeston: Bop on
lily: d flatulated
DJTweeny: Hi Beep
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY OR GIVE ME DEATH” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-ln
Zooky Fogg: It works again next year in 6th month and so on thru to 9th and 19th year.
EWeston: Mike, unless you comment you may suffer an amusing death
Nabby: I'm not going to work next year
Elayne: Yeah, I think next year I take off a month in June. :)
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
pinholeF200: haven't worked for 3 yrs as of this month, Nab
Nabby: inspiring, pin
EWeston: I'm retired but looking to maybe join a r&r band
lily: 6 years
Nabby: let's make a band
pinholeF200: not entirely by choice, but it's been real
Nabby: 6 years yes
Zooky Fogg: Have fun, Nab. What's it all about. On purpose, I hope.
Beet: Not working is not overrated
EWeston: Possible to do these days via the infernal tubes Nabby
Cat: True, Beet
lily: but there is always the work you have to do to live
Nabby: Precisely Beet.
Zooky Fogg: Any band name suggestions.
EWeston: Devilish Penguins
EWeston: Fred the Band
pinholeF200: Mobius Head Band
lily: Red Nose Throats
Nabby: Slush Bunnies
Zooky Fogg: All good ones.
lily: Yellow Robber Line
Nabby: Idiot and the Four Humans
Beet: I like Pinhole's
Nabby: pin for the win
EWeston: Scans nicely
Zooky Fogg: How about Large James and the Sausage Vendors?
lily: can I paly the tamborine
Beet: lol Zook
EWeston: Flattened Kien bottle
lily: lol
pinholeF200: that's metaphysically absurd, lily
Zooky Fogg: I have extra bongos.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Last week's David Ossman interview can be listened to by clicking on - http://gamebird.ehhh.us/archive/fst/Ossman_Chat_Interview_20150507.mp3
lily: begin the set
DJTweeny: might want to save that link for later
Nabby: yes and the guiro lily
EWeston: You done my brain in, by the Bonzos
lily: listened 2 times already
Beet: just bookmarked the interview
Nabby: socko interview Tweeny
EWeston: Clouds as thick as sheep poop?
DJTweeny: Thanks, Nabby :)
Nabby: thank you!
Beet: All of the collections he mentioned as possible releases very exciting.
Nabby: (and Mr. O)
pinholeF200: Beware, Tween, last week raised our expectations
DJTweeny: pinhole, Proctor just had surgery, be he's told me he wants to Skype in as soon as he has a Thursday niight open
||||||||| "9:35 PM? 9:35 PM!!" says Catherwood, "ASeekerIsBorn should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as ASeekerIsBorn enters and sits on the divan.
DJTweeny: *but he's told me
Elayne: Is he okay, Tween?
pinholeF200: awesome!!
Beet: This is good news, Tween
Nabby: yes saw that and cool Tweeny
DJTweeny: Yeah, cataract surgery Elayne. He's fine
EWeston: Whip lash
Cat: I saw the new Planet Proctor today. Proc sounds very happy about not needing contacts for the first time since 1962
DJTweeny: Hello Seeker!
Elayne: Ah, and he's probably 20/20 or 20/30 now...
pinholeF200: yeah, not awsome that he had surgery, of course
DJTweeny: I'll bet, Cat
Elayne: My mom was the same way, she wore glasses since she was a little girl and now no longer needs them.
DJTweeny: That is really common surgery these days, pinhole
Nabby: Winquedinque is in Wisconsin
Elayne: As my mom says, live long enough and you'll probably need cataract surgery.
ASeekerIsBorn: hello, everyone! =)
Deputy Dang: i need a new hat
EWeston: On the wittness protection program
Elayne: Hello Seeker
Nabby: haven't read the pp yet - no spoilers
Beet: Hi Seeker
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “GIVE ME IMMORTALITY OR GIVE ME DEATH” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-ln
EWeston: Ello sailor seeker
Zooky Fogg: How about The Bozo Bus Band with ever changing members or make it a choir of Bozo's
pinholeF200: Hey, howdy Seeker
lily: 3d imax will mess with yrt eyes
Nabby: "insufferable wanker" stuck with me
EWeston: Work up some of Austin Red Greenback and the Blue Boys work?
Nabby: 2... 3... 4...
DJTweeny: So much good music on Roller Maidens
lily: whizzless
Nabby: whizzfinger
EWeston: Your a fan then
lily: wiifwhiz
Zooky Fogg: Harriet Tubman may get the nod for the $20 bill.
EWeston: Kewl
Cat: Good news, Fogg
pinholeF200: Harriet may not approve of how I spend some of my twenties
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Beep - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Mike - dead from jaundice
||||||||| dude - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:40 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs ASeekerIsBorn by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'ASeekerIsBorn', just granted probation at 9:40 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
lily: ice whisperer
EWeston: Mildew Ytookie
Zooky Fogg: My goal is to get enough money to get away from money
Deputy Dang: Harreitt Tubman--the only President of The United States, who was never President of The United States
EWeston: What'l Ben say!
Nabby: but only white peeps can be on bills of dollar you know *wink*
pinholeF200: The first Woman President of the United States who was never President of the United States
Zooky Fogg: Ben is too busy flying kites to care
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Nabby: I prefer the marshmallowy yellow peeps myself
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
EWeston: A retent poll said we're more likely to elect a gay person, than an evangelical
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Elayne: Hamilton was never president.
lily: I wonder if anyone ever called him frankie
pinholeF200: EW, the gay person is bound to be more fun....
EWeston: He was a francophil
Elayne: And Jackson was rather odious, that whole Trail of Tears thing... although I understand it's now a beautiful golf course.
DJTweeny: Well EW, I voted for Carter
||||||||| ASeekerIsBorn is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 9:44 PM.
||||||||| ASeekerIsBorn enters at 9:44 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Hat Pack Annex.
EWeston: Me too, but who knew?
Zooky Fogg: Niether was Zappa, Elayne but I got three in my change today.
Deputy Dang: I used to call him Frankie. I would tell him to chill out. Relax.
DJTweeny: Our seeker is stuck in a revolving door
Nabby: Carter...yes....
pinholeF200: Seeker, are you trying to prove Teslacles' Deviant to Fudds' Law?
EWeston: Trouble with his visualization of the cozmic all
ASeekerIsBorn: actually i'm a new to this chat ... trying to set options here and in ff to allow me to participate... =)
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
lily: extinted
EWeston: Ohtay!
Zooky Fogg: Take your Seeker and you will find if you are genuine.
lily: hi as
EWeston: Or an eyeball hat
ASeekerIsBorn: choosing Configure from the Send to all drop-down list didn't do anything for me...
Zooky Fogg: Time. Take your time.
Elayne: Well, I'm going to go try to raise my body temp with a shower. Next week, all!
EWeston: Your comments are here
||||||||| At 9:47 PM, Elayne vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
ASeekerIsBorn: i think it's working now. =)
||||||||| 9:47 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
EWeston: Tar tar Elayne
llanwydd: howdy folks
lily: bye e
pinholeF200: see ya El--of course, won't see ya in the shower though
Cat: best of luck, El
EWeston: Yow Ilan
DJTweeny: Did you click on Apply in the Configure dialog, Seeker?
ASeekerIsBorn: hiya, llanwydd...! =)
lily: it will all be over in the end
Beet: Nite E. Good Luck
Cat: Hi llan
DJTweeny: Hey Llan
pinholeF200: hey llan
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:48 PM, dragging Lil by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
Beet: Yo lLan
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Nabby: Hi llan
llanwydd: I can
Zooky Fogg: Relax and enjoy some Ethan's Burst.
DJTweeny: Hi Lil
Cat: Lil
Beet: Hi Lil
EWeston: Lil evening
Nabby: Hey Lil
EWeston: Camels in the wind
pinholeF200: howdy Lil ydwoh
Lil: Hi guys I forgot to press Enter LOL
ASeekerIsBorn: hi lil =)
DJTweeny: Does help, Lil ;)
EWeston: A nice frisson on that ending
llanwydd: haven't heard this album in a long time
Lil: I love this album
DJTweeny: Well unfortunately it's about over :/
Lil: Like the whole Y2K parody
Zooky Fogg: Get down, shut down, shuffle, shuffle, whistle, trip, skip, saunter.
Nabby: great album indeed
DJTweeny: yeah, great theme
EWeston: Go skippies!
Nabby: goodbye is my fave part mebbe
llanwydd: Immortality was the first CD I ever bought. Took me a long time to break away from my record player
Beet: What a century the 20th was.
Cat: it was a real return to their glory days
Zooky Fogg: Just don't lope with shorts on.
Lil: Don't worry Tweeny I know where I can find it ;-)
DJTweeny: indeed, Cat
pinholeF200: in tents demonic activity?
EWeston: There was some concern about its reception
DJTweeny: Will be posted tomorrow :)
llanwydd: I resisted CDs because I resented the loss of the album cover
Lil: I saw them introduce bits from this when they did their tour
llanwydd: album covers had better artwork
Merlyn: "aluminum radio hats" is from something I showed Proctor from the Pavek museum of broadcasting
llanwydd: easier to look at anyway
DJTweeny: I feel the same way about the loss of all that great album art, Llan
EWeston: More space for it certainly
Lil: They were selling eyeball hats at the theatre and will never forgive myself for not buying one
Merlyn: This thing: http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/PopularScience/6-1949/radio_hat.jpg
Nabby: ft writing "goodbye" https://youtu.be/34LPGEICAQs
Merlyn: I still have my eyeball hat
Merlyn: they were like $20
Lil: Yep
EWeston: I have a sex with my hat hat. Which curiouly I seldom wear
Lil: Am jealous Merl
Nabby: I'm celibating as we speak
EWeston: Show off!
Merlyn: and this ad: http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/PopularScience/10-1949/radio_hat.jpg
Beet: I am also jealous of hat owners.
Lil: lol
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Beet: Hi, Peter
Merlyn: Here's a real one at the museum: https://36.media.tumblr.com/7441722993c7d7a1f5c66d1d5d28d92d/tumblr_muo0f7SEH61simlcio1_500.jpg
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Peter Bergman’s “TRUE CONFESSIONS OF THE REAL WORLD” Here >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
lily: calibrated to your vibes
pinholeF200: I love to calibrate with engineers, they know how to party
Zooky Fogg: I miss my C*** cap with ear muffs.
Nabby: Peter B!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! - currently playing - from the DOMM Dear Friends “HOUR OF ECSTASY”- listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS AT >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ **'
EWeston: I saw vibs like that once, at an exotic dance er, celibration
Nabby: I'll bet you do Zooky
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
pinholeF200: and your muff!
Nabby: don't take speed or you'll look like THIS
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
EWeston: Not the MUFF!!
Zooky Fogg: Warmest cap I ever had, Nab
Nabby: which muff?
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Nabby: I hear ya Z
lily: share share when are we going to the fair
EWeston: The penultimet muff, or Toledo
Nabby: the great muff, the intentional muff
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Nabby: the One Muff
Zooky Fogg: I haven't been muff diving in a while. I might have to get back in the pool first.
EWeston: Off mutt, and take your tongue with you
lily: really really lol
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Nabby: is that where they live?
Nabby: creepy
EWeston: They got women and kids and sheep and everything
llanwydd: cowpath LOL
Nabby: my god it's full of muffs?
lily: this lips thing goin on
EWeston: Maybe they can be recycled
Zooky Fogg: Powdered muffs are the best.
lily: and ya had to take ferries
EWeston: And our national furkin depreciation allowance?
Nabby: muffs or mittens
Zooky Fogg: They puff when you fluff
pinholeF200: on the eyeball hat, is the eye outside or inside?
EWeston: Some my be prehensile
lily: both stick yer mitten in yer muff
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Lil: the eyeS are outside
EWeston: Theuyre at the end of tentacles
Lil: No
lily: jesters hat with eyeballs
Lil: 's like a jesters hat with eyeballs on the end instead of bells
Nabby: don't set me up like that lily
Nabby: lol
Zooky Fogg: They're portable as hell.
Lil: there ya go
lily: hey we play em when we can
EWeston: Must be a technical term for those, appendages
Nabby: well that's the thing to do
Lil: 20 bucks was a lot for me then
Nabby: my cat Steve says hi he looks like Sylvester
Lil: LOL Nabby
Nabby: the cat not Stallone
pinholeF200: sittin' by the doc of the bay
Zooky Fogg: Home is where where the hat is and the wind just took it that way.
EWeston: Thufferin thucatash!
Nabby: lol
Cat: We had a cat once we named human being. Sounded better in Japanese.
Zooky Fogg: I know a cat named Steve.
Nabby: that's great Cat
llanwydd: lol
lily: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jester
Zooky Fogg: I always thought Saga would be a good name for a creature friend.
Lil: Where did Tweeny go?
Nabby: did he deflate>
Cat: Edgar is on Facebook a lot these days
EWeston: There was a 25lb siamese on the tv news yesterday. All muscle
Cat: I hope to finally meet him when we go to LA this fall.
DJTweeny: Tweeny is here :)
DJTweeny: in the kitchen doing stuff
Nabby: whew that's good Tweeny I thought we'd had it
Zooky Fogg: Sounds more Sumo, EW
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
EWeston: Will you do a DNA test?
Lil: Ha you can't fool us
Nabby: to see if you have DNA
EWeston: Nope no fat on him. How'ed you like to be leaped on by something like that?
lily: jurasic amber fartz
Nabby: don't forget the wee wee test
DJTweeny: That's a fit feline
EWeston: Had a tabby overlay on his coat, good lookin
DJTweeny: The New Year of 1971. That's been a while ;)
lily: mind on overload of come backs
Nabby: It doesn't seem like only yesterday
Lil: Wow 1971
EWeston: Then charge forward
Lil: Scary
Nabby: freaky-deaky
Zooky Fogg: Nobody ever takes me for a walk to go do business.
EWeston: Try golf
pinholeF200: spent Summer of '71 in the South of France, it was very nice
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Zooky Fogg: that fart was once maple.
EWeston: Mapleline, why can'tcha be brew?
lily: 71 still thought I was a twin
DJTweeny: In 1971, I was in a military boarding high school near Baltimore
EWeston: Enterred the usn as a volunteer, with draft number 51
Zooky Fogg: Petrified maple.
Lil: Wow were you going to enlist
pinholeF200: I think I win for that summer, Tween
DJTweeny: Spent the last two years of high school in a Quaker boarding school, where a friend turned me on to Firesign (as well as other things)
DJTweeny: Yeah, France would have been better lol
EWeston: I suppose that's the word for it. Became an airborne aucustic sensor operator
pinholeF200: mornings in class, afternoons on the beach....groovy
Lil: that must have been fun
llanwydd: ever had brine shrimp cocktail?
EWeston: Stationed in Hawii. Brought a water bed into the barrcks
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Zooky Fogg: I was 12 in 71 without a clue.
lily: working at the a and p
DJTweeny: groovy indeed, pinhole
Nabby: i did much cooler things that pin did
Nabby: than pin did
pinholeF200: I was 19 then, I'm sure I would have had a better time if I had gotten over being an adolescent a**hole
Cat: 71 was the year I moved to Japan.
Nabby: actually I was in Jr High but I WOULD HAVE
DJTweeny: how long did you live in Japan, Cat?
EWeston: We flew up their occasionally. We came back once with five motorcycles on board
Beet: In U.S. Navy in '71
Lil: Catherwood seems to be building a huge fire tonight
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Lil and says "oh, fuck off Lil!"
Cat: my boss never got me a visa so I was deported in 72. But I came back repeatedly.
DJTweeny: Catherwood, be nice
||||||||| Catherwood says "I'll try..."
Lil: here we go
EWeston: He's prickly this evening
lily: I did not go in till 73
Nabby elbows pinholeF200.
DJTweeny: Catherwood, apologize to Lil
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside DJTweeny and yells "oh, fuck off DJTweeny!"
llanwydd: I was in 5th grade in 1971
DJTweeny: hahahaha
Lil: LOL
pinholeF200: white man always builds too big a fire
DJTweeny: Catherwood didn't try very hard
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside DJTweeny and yells "oh, fuck off DJTweeny!"
DJTweeny: yipes!
Nabby: Catherwood fall right over.
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Nabby and yells "oh, fuck off Nabby!"
||||||||| 10:23 PM -- Deputy Dang left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Lil: WOW
ASeekerIsBorn: wow... thanks everyone for letting me feel so young... =)
lily: catherwood appoligize
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to lily and inquires "Did you want something?"
Nabby: Language Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Nabby
Nabby: harumph!
Beet: If weall fucked off there would be no chat
EWeston: Somebodies looking for a surprise in their muckluks
lily: or it would be funner
Nabby: i'll be darned if i'm going to listen to a robot let's revolt
Lil: Catherwood needs to calm down his prickle
||||||||| Catherwood steps alongside Lil and mumbles "Stop typing gibberish, Lil!"
Zooky Fogg: In 77 I was volunteered by those who were supplanting my dreams with theirs for me.
pinholeF200: spreak Engrish Cavverweed
lily: glock this
Lil: You're revolting Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Lil and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?"
EWeston: Kinikekaike hu
||||||||| llanwydd departs at 10:26 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Cat: I'm watching the CBC National news and one of the top stories is Harry leaving the Simpsons.
Beet: Catherwood is bipolar
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to Beet and asks "Did you want me?"
Lil: Yeah go polish your door knocker
lily: sheath that banana
Nabby: Is this simulated do you suppose?
EWeston: Good cat there's so much they don't bother to cover
Beet: Which "you" should I ask for
Cat: You would think Canada would have more important news.
Lil: You serious? Harry leaving?
Nabby: Identify with yourself or be destroyed.
EWeston: Uncomortably
Beet: horny much?
lily: check check
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
EWeston: That caskets just for me, no hitchhikers
Nabby: I'm very confused at this point.
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Nabby reaches out for something to hang on to....
Beet: I've had kisses like that
Lil: lol Nabby
lily: catherwood point nabby north
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside lily and inquires "Did you need me?"
Nabby: hurry!
EWeston: I should have rite uncomfortably in refferrence to Harry S leaving the Simpsons
Zooky Fogg: I'll be dreaming till I die and I take flight of the light.
Nabby: btw everyone should watch Deadbeat
Lil: I wasn't sure about that EW lol
DJTweeny: It's hard for me to think about Nixon without rememberin that scene from Where The Buffalo Roam with Bill Murray as Hunter S Thompson meeting Nixon in the men's room
Zooky Fogg: It gives me something to do.
EWeston: Uncomortaly dying alone
Beet: what is deadbeat?
Lil: Try getting a pet Zooky
Nabby: I prefer to recall Aykroyd's Nixon
EWeston: An empty spot where the drummer missed
lily: death take me on holiday
DJTweeny: "At the next campaign stop, in the airport bathroom, Thompson is able to use his disguise to engage The Candidate in a conversation about the "Screwheads" and the "Doomed"."
DJTweeny: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_the_Buffalo_Roam
Nabby: Oh Tweeny didn't mean to shtep on yaz
Lil: Tweeny are you in the kitchen again
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Nabby: ya there ya go
DJTweeny: Ackroyd did a great Nixon
Zooky Fogg: That's a thought, Lil, but I'd seriously have trouble taking care a a gorilla like they need to be.
DJTweeny: In the kitchen, but watching the chat ;)
pinholeF200: no shoes doctor
Lil: Try something smaller Zooky
Nabby: I'm in the chicken watching the cat
Nabby: don't ask
DJTweeny: lol Nabby
EWeston: You could dig a pit in the kitchen for a rino
Lil: I think a Hippo would be more docile
DJTweeny: EW, I don;t doubt that someone in Texas has a recipe for BBQ rhino
EWeston: Hippos just try to fool you into thinking their friendly
Lil: Hmmmm.
DJTweeny: Yes, hippos can actually be very nasty (or so National Geographic claims)
Beet: Hippos moody and dangerous
Lil: How about starting with a pet banana?
Lil: Pet hat?
EWeston: Try a cape buffaloe if you want mean in a pet
DJTweeny: They hardly eat anything, and don;t need to be walked much, right Lil?
Zooky Fogg: Oh, the decisions.
Lil: There is no e in buffalo
EWeston: Just ware the lint bunnies
Lil: The bananas? No
lily: party frets the fun spot on the neck
Zooky Fogg: I have wanted a Two Hump Camel.
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Beet: I love it when they crack each other up
Lil: The hats are more troublesome, always demanding to be filled
lily: get em they are goin fast zook
Zooky Fogg: It would solve my commuting problems except when I take him on the bus.
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Lil: That sounds like Nino
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:39 PM and bightrethighrehighre steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
lily: drama diary
Cat: Hi big
bightrethighrehighre: yo peeps
EWeston: How to operate your camel. To make it go yell at it and beat it with a stick. To make it stop really yell at it and really beat it with a stick
DJTweeny: It's big!
bightrethighrehighre: An inebriated good evenin' to y'all....
ASeekerIsBorn: hi, bightre
Lil: How do you pronounce your name there big?
Lil: LOL EW
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
DJTweeny: your knees have been drinking?
EWeston: H/t Terry Prachett
Nabby: a stick is very useful
DJTweeny: Esp sticking out of the floor of a Mustang
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Zooky Fogg: I tried kicking the horse once but couldn't get my leg bag that far and ended up grazing.
Nabby: I consider it one of the basics
EWeston: For something with that many knees, yes.
DJTweeny: lol Zooky
Nabby: it's hard to kick horse not that I would know
Lil: I think we need to take a stick to Catherwood tonight
||||||||| Catherwood gives to take a stick to tonight.
ASeekerIsBorn: @Lil: perhaps... bite-her-thigher-higher?
bightrethighrehighre: Let's stick with "Big" for now.... I'm on the cusssssp of higher conscienceness thanks to recreational self medication.... ;)
Cat: the cusp?
Zooky Fogg: Some take meds to get back from there.
ASeekerIsBorn: oops.. sorry, big. =)
EWeston: Take right at the cusp and take the funway
Lil: Well Seeker I don't know you that well, but...
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
bightrethighrehighre: but no FALSE DRUGS !!!!
Nabby: yes only TRUE drugs
pinholeF200: Tween, is Austin prepared to defend against Jade Helm 15?
EWeston: No they should all be real drugs
bightrethighrehighre: Here, here !!
Zooky Fogg: Which ones are those, Heeberhaberhiger.
DJTweeny: I'm not even sure what they're doing, pinhole, but the governor has asked the Texas State Guard to monitor them
lily: now ya get fussy
Lil: LOL
DJTweeny: seems like a pretty strange exercise, frankly
lily: echo
Lil: Which exercise is that
DJTweeny: Jade Helm
Nabby: pwetty stwange fwankwy...
bightrethighrehighre: Too many silly bulls Zook, I'm flippin' out....
Nabby: echo
DJTweeny: lots of people thinking it's a preparation for taking over states
EWeston: They do exercises all over the place. there were 14 previous Jade Helms
Lil: Hand me that blig black blowl
Zooky Fogg: That cusssp can be slippery.
lily: hey hey
pinholeF200: If I understood what the military does I'd worry about myself
Nabby: lol Lil
Nabby: lil Lol
Lil -)
Nabby: the tea kettle is singing
Nabby: afk
Lil -P
DJTweeny: It violates Posse Comitatus, pinhole. But that's long gone, apparently :/
DJTweeny: Now you've made me sad, pinhole
Zooky Fogg: What's it singing, Nab?
Lil: Most rational thinking is long gone Tweeny
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
DJTweeny: This is a time to laugh :-)
Lil: Oh ok
||||||||| New notice: 'Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast. Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net, and listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
pinholeF200: Sorry, I guess the whole thing is more amusing here than there
Lil: Hahahahahaha laugh clown laugh
Zooky Fogg: OOh. Time. Thanks Tween and Firefolks. Ad Astra. Gotta go look at a camel.
DJTweeny: sure would love to see you folks at my Sunday show, if you happen to be around :)
pinholeF200: Night Zook
EWeston: By Zookie
Lil: Be well Zook
lily: check its toes zook
Cat: by zook
Nabby: back to say Night Zook
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
DJTweeny: May Your Camel Always Have A Full Hump
Lil: Your show is much more high techie though Tweeny
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
EWeston: The heartbreak of camel toes?
Beet: Nite Zook
DJTweeny: I take requests, Lil, including Firesign :)
lily: would love to catch the sun shows tween but thanks for letting us hear them whenever
Lil: Are you trying to seduce me Mr. Tweeny?
DJTweeny: hahaha
EWeston: Ungulate... bye order of PD, Nite all
||||||||| "10:52 PM? I'm late!" exclaims EWeston, who then dashes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Lil: Niters EW take care
Nabby: Later EW
Beet: Nite EW
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
pinholeF200: Thanks for the laffs Tween, lotsa fun
Lil: drat missed 'im again
Nabby: Holy moly there goes another show!
Lil: lovely show Mister Tweenman
Nabby: Thanks Merl & Tweeny
Beet: Fun night. Thanks everyone. Thanks Tween. G'Nite
Cat: Thanks again, Tween. See y'all next week.
lily: Beet Cat DJTweeny Lil lily Nabby pinholeF200 Zooky Fogg bightrethighrehighre thanks DJTweenie for all you do
||||||||| 10:53 PM -- Cat left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Nabby: Be well & groovy all!
Merlyn: tx agin tweeny
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week. See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation...
Lil: Niters all
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:53 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Merlyn by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| "Hey pinholeF200!" ... pinholeF200 turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:53 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
Lil: Happy trails always to you al
Lil: ;
Lil: l
Lil: ok must be time for bed lol
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
ASeekerIsBorn: take care everyone
Lil: Nite nite
lily: cathewood say goodnight
||||||||| At 10:55 PM, Rufus_T_Firetween vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| 10:56 PM -- ASeekerIsBorn left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| DJTweeny rushes off, saying "10:57 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Lil - dead from the common cold
||||||||| lily - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Beet - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Zooky Fogg - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Nabby - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| bightrethighrehighre - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
ASeekerIsBorn
Beet
bightrethighrehighre
Cat
Deputy Dang
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
Lil
lily
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mike
Nabby
pinholeF200
Rufus_T_Firetween
Zooky Fogg
URL References:
http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/PopularScience/10-1949/radio_hat.jpg
http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/PopularScience/6-1949/radio_hat.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jester
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_the_Buffalo_Roam
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=gmiogmd-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=tcotrw-rv
http://gamebird.ehhh.us/archive/fst/Ossman_Chat_Interview_20150507.mp3
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
https://36.media.tumblr.com/7441722993c7d7a1f5c66d1d5d28d92d/tumblr_muo0f7SEH61simlcio1_500.jpg
https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208
https://youtu.be/34LPGEICAQs
http://www.amazon.com/Give-Me-Immortality-Or-Death/dp/B00000AG7T/ref=ntt_mus_ep_dpi_8
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow



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