A Firesign Chat
07/23/2015




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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 23, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| "7:45 PM? 7:45 PM!!" says Catherwood, "DJTweeny should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as DJTweeny enters and sits in the comfy chair.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatre.com **'
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Rufus_T_Firetween into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 7:49 PM, then departs.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Shanghai'ed James gets out at 7:58 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny: Hi James
Shanghai'ed James: hey, whats up?
DJTweeny: Just putting the finishing touches on the show notes
DJTweeny: How's by you?
Shanghai'ed James: doing good, thanks
DJTweeny: Gues you'd better start learning to speak Chinese
Shanghai'ed James: LOL
Shanghai'ed James: don't know why it still lists me as being in china
DJTweeny: maybe we can ask Merlyn if he shows up
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Timeghost falls out at 8:29 PM.
Timeghost: Good evening, all.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - you can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **'
DJTweeny: Hi ghost
Timeghost: What's on tap for tonight?
DJTweeny: THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996
DJTweeny: Will take up the whole show
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! - currently playing – warm up music (Dr. John) - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **'
||||||||| AirshipAl sneaks in around 8:38 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
AirshipAl: Shhhh.... I'm incognito.
DJTweeny: Who's 'cognito'?
DJTweeny: Hi Al
AirshipAl: Hey. I'll be back and forth tonight. In other words...How can I Be In Two Places At Once...
AirshipAl: Hi DJ!
DJTweeny: It's tricky, I'll bet
DJTweeny: You know that you can mark yourself 'away', right Al?
DJTweeny: as Rufus is now
AirshipAl: How?
DJTweeny: Choose "I'm Away" from the popup menu
DJTweeny: You'll automatically be unmarked as soon as you type something again
DJTweeny: as soon as you talk in chat again
AirshipAl: There's a pop up menu. I need a ppoped down menu. lol
||||||||| Outside, the 8:49 PM downtown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving EWeston coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
DJTweeny: Hi EW
EWeston: Hey Tweeney Rufus and Al's in early
AirshipAl: Where's this menu you speak of?
AirshipAl: Oh. Got it!
DJTweeny: k
AirshipAl: Hi EW. Sorry you're "coughing". I hope you didn't catch my bronchitis.
DJTweeny: You can also send private messages that way, Al
DJTweeny: Sorry if your having to deal with bronchitis, Al. Nasty stuff
EWeston: Just a little bug I picked up in the Maylay
DJTweeny: He taught you a new disease he picked up in the islands?
AirshipAl: Asked my doctor about the cough. You folks know the routine. lol
EWeston: It was the fancy Ale I'm pretty sure
DJTweeny: could be
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:55 PM, dragging ''Bob'' by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
DJTweeny: as if on cue, an ad for a Bear Whiz Beer Muug
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'dude', just granted probation at 8:55 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
DJTweeny: Hi Bob
EWeston: I believe the label was Ole Bug Ale
DJTweeny: Hi dude
||||||||| Catherwood leads Mudhead inside, makes a note of the time (8:56 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
DJTweeny: Hi Mudhead
EWeston: Mudster Dude an Bob's yer?
''Bob'': Hey all. :)
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'lily', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:57 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Mudhead: Evenin everyone
EWeston: Lily's in early too
lily ''Bob'' AirshipAl DJTweeny dude EWeston lily Mudhead hello all and thanks djtweenie for a grand recetion
lily: great music
EWeston: Great smilin music
AirshipAl: Joining me at the Great Internet Broadcast shows were Fred Wiebel and Chris Palladina. We video recorded the show.
AirshipAl: Here are the links: 1996 Digital Diner Phil Proctor & Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzYUoDHZSkg 1996 Digital Diner David Ossman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waB6dWWrf7o 1996 Digital Diner Peter Bergman & Edie McClurg https://youtu.be/NL3Jsr5FNmc 1996 Digital Diner "Anythynge You Want To" Pete Bergman, David Ossman, Phil Proctor, Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AWFm3GmaI
DJTweeny: Hi lily
AirshipAl: Oops. Chris Palladino.
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 23, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
EWeston: Not a wallrus then
AirshipAl: Sounds great!
||||||||| Outside, the 9:00 PM uptown bus from Hellmouth pulls away, leaving Beet coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
Beet: Howdy everyone.
||||||||| Catherwood leads shoes for the dead inside, makes a note of the time (9:01 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
shoes for the dead: howdy
Beet: Hi shoes
EWeston: Yow we'r vegitated and well souled
||||||||| Catherwood enters with late close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:01 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the vestibule.
AirshipAl: Hi Shoes.
''Bob'': HONK HONK!
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and llanwydd gets out at 9:01 PM.
Beet: Hi Al, dude, EW,lily, Mud et al
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
llanwydd: can't believe how early you guys are
Mudhead: As I'm wont to do periodically I mention news storys, this one has no Hamburger but in the same ares Deepsea Challenger submersible catches fire on Interstate 95 in Mystic CT https://goo.gl/TgH0iU
EWeston: Ilan
shoes for the dead: hey Llan
lily: tween good to hear ya
Mudhead: More info http://goo.gl/1knMaS
EWeston: Sub's up!
llanwydd: what's the topic?
lily: thanks great suff al and tweenie
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! - currently playing - RADIO FREE OZ “GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996”- listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN DOWNLOAD PODCASTS AT >> FIRESIGN THEATRE and OZ PODCASTS are available for the price of your firstborn chinchilla from the iTunes Store, and online: FST podcasts at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/indexx.html - and RADIO FREE OZ podcasts at >> http://www.radiofreeoz.com/ **'
AirshipAl: Let's not forget the almopst appearnce of Tiny Tim!!!
shoes for the dead: that's why they keep them underwater
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and pipes up "Presenting 'Cat', just granted probation at 9:03 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
lily: thye shoulda keep water on that sub
llanwydd: tiny tim, al. who was that?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996” at >> http://www.firezine.net/issue1/fz1_04.htm
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Beet: Hi Cat
shoes for the dead: hey Cat
EWeston: I found there's a US subbase in a Nothern Idaho lake this week
DJTweeny: Hi Cat, late, shoes, Llan
lily: no screen doors on that sub
llanwydd: great internet broadcast. that reminds me. george and gracie are on tcm tonight. I'm probably going to watch them while I chat
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** A Review Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre/uhydk3sd_IQ/TJj_YQf4JjAJ
Mudhead: There certainly is
lily: ho cat
Cat: I remember this show.
EWeston: You don't worry about the flies when your underwater
''Bob'': It's steampunk!
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> http://www.radiofreeoz.com/page/2/?s=great+internet+broadcast
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Pictures Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://www.flickr.com/photos/9716802@N02/sets/72157605125697525/
lily: able bodied seamen
shoes for the dead: about an hour from here, EW
EWeston: They do small scale, relativily, sub testing up there
lily: oh hes no fun he sunk
shoes for the dead: it's a real deep lake
llanwydd: real deep lake is missing
EWeston: In went by there this weekend, while pickup trucks were chasing me up and down the Rockies at 80mph
DJTweeny: yipes EW
EWeston: I think he knew that road. I went sideways twice
DJTweeny: omg lol
Beet: Were they flying Confederate Flags?
shoes for the dead: lotsa tight curvs on I90. EW
DJTweeny: They thought you a spy for the dread Firesign Theatre?
lily: look away look away
EWeston: My car is a porsche 944S2. They corner reel gud
Mudhead: Thats a great car
DJTweeny: nice, EW
lily: varoom
||||||||| It's 9:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| dude - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Beet: Wre YOU flying a Confederate Flag?
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Merlyn close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:10 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the sitting room.
DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn
EWeston: I'm lucky to have it. It replaced an 80 911
Beet: Yo Merl
Mudhead: Welcome Merlyn
shoes for the dead: hey Merlyn
Cat: Merl
Shanghai'ed James: hey merlin
DJTweeny: Merlyn, James would like to know why Nino is holding him hostange in Shanghai
Merlyn: hey ho all
EWeston: No but one of the mirrors was flying at the end of the day
lily: momma had a squeeze box
Merlyn: Because he really IS in Shanghai
llanwydd: well, he obviously got shanghaied. you've heard of that
Shanghai'ed James: nope. im in rome ga
EWeston: Maybe a ghost shanghai?
Cat: a shanghai of the mind
lily: I am 20 miles from where I am
shoes for the dead: when in Rome..........
llanwydd: I'm in a shanghai state of mind
EWeston: That's Nino alright
llanwydd: reminds me of a song with billy joel and barbra streisand
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
AirshipAl: DJ---Can you please re=post the links to the photos? Thanks.
lily: catherwood give nino new maps
||||||||| Catherwood gets nino new maps.
DJTweeny: pun city lol
DJTweeny: Sure Al
Beet: An infinite series of moans.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Gorgonzola gets out at 9:13 PM.
DJTweeny: AirshipAl: Here are the links: 1996 Digital Diner Phil Proctor & Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzYUoDHZSkg 1996 Digital Diner David Ossman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waB6dWWrf7o 1996 Digital Diner Peter Bergman & Edie McClurg https://youtu.be/NL3Jsr5FNmc 1996 Digital Diner "Anythynge You Want To" Pete Bergman, David Ossman, Phil Proctor, Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AWFm3GmaI
EWeston: Oh No the butt whistles return
DJTweeny: Hi Gorgon
llanwydd: I wonder if I know gorgonzolla
AirshipAl: FYI I flew in by blimp.
shoes for the dead: not a dry seat in the house
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996” at >> http://www.firezine.net/issue1/fz1_04.htm
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** A Review Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre/uhydk3sd_IQ/TJj_YQf4JjAJ
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> http://www.radiofreeoz.com/page/2/?s=great+internet+broadcast
Beet: lol shoes
AirshipAl: DJ I was referring to the photos
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Pictures Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://www.flickr.com/photos/9716802@N02/sets/72157605125697525/
Shanghai'ed James: also, merlyn, how can i open the info.cdp file on the laugh.com cd of EOBE?
lily: good for you al tethered
Rufus_T_Firetween: there ya are
Gorgonzola: Hi All
Cat: This sounds like Melinda
Beet: Yo Gorgon
EWeston: Cheeze it! The Corpse!
Rufus_T_Firetween: she's a cast member, Cat
Merlyn: don't know offhand s james
Gorgonzola: Anybody got any cheese?
DJTweeny: catherwood, please give Gorgonzola lots of cheese
||||||||| Catherwood brings gorgonzola lots of cheese.
EWeston: Some condemed Limburger
shoes for the dead: here's some string cheese
Cat: Replacement for Austin?
Shanghai'ed James: it also has a "Picture" folder but no pictures
lily: green is cheese right
DJTweeny: Austin couldn't make this show
Cat: no, transportation was involved.
Gorgonzola: like green cheese!
EWeston: Maybe very old meat
DJTweeny: only if you're a Moonie, lily
Gorgonzola: an acquired taste
lily: mass married moon maids
shoes for the dead: moonie pie
EWeston: I like a cheese that tastes back
||||||||| Outside, the 9:18 PM downtown bus from Burlington pulls away, leaving Zooky Fogg coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
DJTweeny: Hi Zooky
shoes for the dead: gad Zooks
lily: the fude that eats you
||||||||| Catherwood leads Ralph inside, makes a note of the time (9:19 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
EWeston: ZFer
DJTweeny: Hi Ralph
Beet: hey zookie
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
shoes for the dead: hey Ralph
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Vully inside, makes a note of the time (9:19 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Zooky Fogg: Broad stroke Hello folks. I was able to escape tonight.
EWeston: Fairs avoidable if at all possible
DJTweeny: Hi Vully
Beet: Hey Ralph. How's your dog Storm
Zooky Fogg: Been busy on this side.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996” at >> http://www.firezine.net/issue1/fz1_04.htm
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** A Review Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre/uhydk3sd_IQ/TJj_YQf4JjAJ
shoes for the dead: wore a jacket instead?
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Merlyn: Hey James, info.cdp is from an old "CD extra" format to display cover art, titles, etc
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Listen/Download THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> http://www.radiofreeoz.com/page/2/?s=great+internet+broadcast
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Pictures Of THE GREAT INTERNET BROADCAST OF 1996 at >> https://www.flickr.com/photos/9716802@N02/sets/72157605125697525/
EWeston: Wearing the jackle was hard, and bloody
Shanghai'ed James: guys, im going to log off & get some rest bye
Shanghai'ed James )
Shanghai'ed James )
DJTweeny: Rest well, James
EWeston: Shanghiaed by sleep eh?
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Merlyn: The only difference is that for a master to be technically following all "CD Extra" specs also requires two default sub folders ("CDPLUS" and "PICTURES") and files ("INFO.CDP" & "SUB_INFO.xx") in the data section for use by CD Extra compatible players to display cover art and title information.
Cat: by james
Merlyn: nite james
||||||||| Shanghai'ed James departs at 9:22 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Zooky Fogg: Real life is a trip.
Beet: Nite James
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
llanwydd: anybody know the answer to that question?
shoes for the dead: what?
lily: swamp folk
llanwydd: where do you go when you're toad away?
Gorgonzola: where do you go
Cat: i'm responsible for this riff.
lily: cool cat
shoes for the dead: echo in here
Vully: There ya go, just to prove that there ya go.
llanwydd: who's responsible for the raff?
EWeston: To see the Toads pictures of his grand children
Cat: i was running Great Apes Canada in those days and turned Ossman onto that
Zooky Fogg: Ohhh to-o-o-a-d awayyy
||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| late - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
llanwydd: didn't know there were apes in canada except for pierre trudeau
EWeston: Torture per the geniva contentions
DJTweeny: cool, Cat
DJTweeny: *rimshot* Llan
Cat: it was an international effort to promote rights for apes
DJTweeny: nice
Cat: Ossman was very interested.
Zooky Fogg: My most peaceful moments are peeling bananas for the monkeys down at the zoo.
lily: sprifall
Cat: works well with the Tirebiter platform
Zooky Fogg: Clinton went so far right he came back around on the left.
''Bob'': the clinton reacharound!
shoes for the dead: mobius politics
DJTweeny: True, Cat
Zooky Fogg: Bernie's turn.
DJTweeny: lol Bob
EWeston: Orangatang philosophy, I see an the banana. I eat the banana. T/H T. Pracett
DJTweeny: I'd love to see a Sanders/Trump debate
Zooky Fogg: They are the thinkers, EW
''Bob'': Talk about fighting clowns...
shoes for the dead: need civility for a debate
EWeston: WWF will be sponsering one of the dabates
Zooky Fogg: That debate would be a farce from the begin
llanwydd: sanders/trump would be a meeting of the mindless. I'd love to watch
Cat: Bergman's digital period.
EWeston: They certainly have the foreheads for it
DJTweeny: He does seem fascinated
llanwydd: I'm very familiar with both of them. I lived in NY state on the border of VT
Gorgonzola: Dig It al
Zooky Fogg: Let the spew begin
''Bob'': I think he's steering them wrong...
EWeston: I remember the Weekly Reader
DJTweeny: me too EW
llanwydd: I remember weekly reader from 1968
Gorgonzola: noone at the tiller
llanwydd: remember peanut and jocko?
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Bill Murray inside, makes a note of the time (9:32 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
llanwydd: I used to cut out the peanut and jocko cartoons
DJTweeny: I don't Llan
EWeston: No habla Jocko
DJTweeny: Hi Bill
shoes for the dead: hey Bill
Beet: Hello Bill
Cat: How are things in Tokyo, Bill?
llanwydd: welcome bill
lily: hi bill
Timeghost: Well come, Bill!
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Gorgonzola: that's Toyko
Zooky Fogg: Mr. Bill
lily: zero zero one zero
DJTweeny: hmmmmm, wonder what they bleeped
llanwydd: didn't hear the bleep. It's probably a glitch
Zooky Fogg: I heard %^&**.
llanwydd: fst would never bleep anything
shoes for the dead: Morse code is digital
EWeston: Bahhh
DJTweeny: Maybe LL
Gorgonzola: dah
Beet: This is great
Zooky Fogg: I can do Morse Code out my nose.
lily: positively negative
lily: dit
DJTweeny: Pobosus Code
EWeston: Du dah du dah
shoes for the dead: that's snot code!
llanwydd: is morse code out your nose a good paying job?
Zooky Fogg: Exactly.
AirshipAl: Norse code?
EWeston: It ain't chopped liver
Zooky Fogg: No but it amuses my nephew llan
Cat: Proctor's wife knew Norse Code. She was Norwegian.
Zooky Fogg: That's worth more.
Beet: Nose Code. New disease.
Cat: Daughter too.
lily: rune ruin
Zooky Fogg: I like cracking code on the piano.
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
EWeston: Ah that scandahovian rythm
lily: piss tachio
Beet: Hello NSA guy.
shoes for the dead: ja shur you betcha by golly
EWeston: It...Its GREEN!!!
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ralph - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
lily: soda craker blues
Zooky Fogg: That is when words wont float my raw emote
EWeston: Love it when The Vanderhalen Brothers git down
AirshipAl: Edie is so funny.
||||||||| Catherwood says "9:40 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs AirshipAl by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| AirshipAl enters at 9:41 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
EWeston: Palinisque
llanwydd: that wasn't very nice of catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood ignores llanwydd
Cat: Hi Al. You were there for this broadcast.
shoes for the dead: Al is re-masted
Beet: Welcome back, Al
AirshipAl: Yes Cat. Here are video links: 1996 Digital Diner Phil Proctor & Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzYUoDHZSkg 1996 Digital Diner David Ossman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waB6dWWrf7o 1996 Digital Diner Peter Bergman & Edie McClurg https://youtu.be/NL3Jsr5FNmc 1996 Digital Diner "Anythynge You Want To" Pete Bergman, David Ossman, Phil Proctor, Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AWFm3GmaI
EWeston: Check his pulse
AirshipAl: I'm a mast debater.
||||||||| "9:42 PM? 9:42 PM!!" says Catherwood, "pinholeF200 should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as pinholeF200 enters and sits at the bar.
shoes for the dead: hey Pin
Beet: Hi Pin
DJTweeny: Hi pinhole
EWeston: If I ever need ossmosis through a glass
llanwydd: evening, pinhole
Cat: Pin
AirshipAl: Be back soon.
Zooky Fogg: Whose thinking of the seven of spades?
lily: tunnel syndrone
||||||||| AirshipAl is kicked out just as the clock strikes 9:43 PM.
llanwydd: through a glass darkly
||||||||| "9:43 PM? 9:43 PM!!" says Catherwood, "AirshipAl should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as AirshipAl enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
EWeston: Damn I thoguht the eight
||||||||| AirshipAl is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 9:43 PM.
pinholeF200: Hi shoes, Beet, Tween, llan, Cat and all Fireheads
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Beet: Wow, Zook, your amazing
||||||||| 9:43 PM: AirshipAl jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
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llanwydd: al isn't having good luck tonight
||||||||| At 9:43 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, AirshipAl!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
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||||||||| AirshipAl tiptoes in around 9:43 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
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Zooky Fogg: I have more, Beet.
lily: did you say throw al a life line
Beet: Love a good show.
shoes for the dead: he's fliping in and out like a crazy monkey
lily: lol shoes
EWeston: I've got some cherry lifesavers
Zooky Fogg: Has anybody ever stumped Google?
lily: throw one quick ew
EWeston: I got him on the noggin
shoes for the dead: sacrifice one
lily: and you have reached the end of google
EWeston: Next up Hoggle in your daily day
Zooky Fogg: Try it with a made up name.
Beet: Organ Leroy at his organ again
lily: ooh I love Hoggle
Cat: al posted this on facebook recently.
lily: the pipes are heating up
EWeston: I'm still feeling platonic about it
EWeston: Maybe planktonic
lily: all or nothin at
Zooky Fogg: I oob on my belchoir setting.
lily: pedal faster
EWeston: Cursest furnature?
Beet: a union-guaranteed coffin break
lily: don't miss that first turn
Beet: first urn?
EWeston: A break for every coffin
shoes for the dead: first tern
Zooky Fogg: I want to ride in the dead cart.
Beet: for the birds
EWeston: Take a stick for the rats
Cat: bring out your dead.
lily: guts in a box
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
llanwydd: I'm checking out george and gracie on tcm
EWeston: Coming to terns with them
lily: my liddle chicodee
Zooky Fogg: Burn, turn, or mummify?
Beet: innuendo, anyone?
llanwydd: tween sent me a couple of burns and allen collections about ten years ago and I listened to them over and over
EWeston: That chicodee has teeth
DJTweeny: B&A were so great :)
shoes for the dead: roll up your arm and bend over
lily: as scarce as
Zooky Fogg: Been getting them on a radio app, llan
EWeston: And for good reason
llanwydd: I think gracie and lucy were on an equal par
pinholeF200: hello NSA guy
shoes for the dead: hence teeth
Zooky Fogg: Beats the hell out of a cable bill and a lot to catch up with there.
EWeston: She kept her last name. Nobody cared
Gorgonzola: Gracie ruled
Cat: this is from Bergman's Digital Diner radio shows from previous years.
||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bill Murray - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
shoes for the dead: get thee hens
Beet: Nite, Bill
EWeston: Then disquise one of them
Zooky Fogg: Allen/Burns 2016 and the rest of history
Cat: obviously not the actor bill murray
lily: that did not just peck me
EWeston: A ducks beak feels different
shoes for the dead: not peckish?
lily: clams oysters
EWeston: Existential issues
DJTweeny: Nino had him in Oregon, Cat
Zooky Fogg: Different than a hounds nose for sure.
DJTweeny: I don't know where he lives, do you?
EWeston: A weapon of terror your average dogs nose
Cat: He's from Chicago but have no idea where he lives now.
lily: cold and wet on the back of your knee
EWeston: EW as they say
Zooky Fogg: How many pecks will a woodchuck buy on the seashore
shoes for the dead: that dog had poor aim, Lily
EWeston: What's his credit limit?
lily: lol
pinholeF200: I've just returned from Rome!
lily: I saw that in the deli case
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
llanwydd: if a woodchuck falls in the forest how many deaf people will be catholic
EWeston: How nasel for you
Zooky Fogg: Depends on the Schill's cut.
shoes for the dead: 23 Euros, Zook
Zooky Fogg: 3
EWeston: Hold for four
shoes for the dead: and cary the bum
lily: bids are closed
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:01 PM and TimmMcCoy waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Zooky Fogg: Is that your final offer
DJTweeny: Hi Timm
EWeston: And cowering
llanwydd: hey timm
Cat: Hi Timm
shoes for the dead: hey Timm
pinholeF200: hey Timm
Cat: Enjoyed Bummingwith the Boomers
Beet: hello, timm
llanwydd: another george and gracie film coming up
llanwydd: big broadcast of 1937
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llanwydd: it has benny goonman and leopold stuckupski
shoes for the dead: they went forward into the past and stole the name
pinholeF200: loved the Boomer bit about the nursing home-if you lived here you'd be dead by now!
Zooky Fogg: I'm singing in my pants
lily: GREAT Boomers
TimmMcCoy: Hey Pinhole
EWeston: I've lost my happy pants
pinholeF200: 'sup Timm
||||||||| Catherwood enters with AkAl close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 10:05 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the Aviary.
TimmMcCoy: See my "Bumming with the Boomers" www.ppltv.net/boomers.html
lily: zook prr up the antena you will get better reception
Zooky Fogg: I can whistle too.
shoes for the dead: mine only hum
DJTweeny: Hi AkAl
EWeston: I suspect the Mexican Mole men
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||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Beet: 'lo ak
Zooky Fogg: Yes, lily, that would bring a reception.
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lily: doin a load got any pants
Cat: Much fun, Timm
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TimmMcCoy: just hangingin
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Mudhead: Thanks for playin this tonight Tweeny. Im really enjoying it.
shoes for the dead: from Guaca
Beet: Ditto
Zooky Fogg: Ill bet I could reach New Hampshire.
EWeston: Quick run up that hill and you'll have plenty of pants, maybe some stunded spectaters
lily: trippolte
TimmMcCoy: Thanks Cat
DJTweeny: yw Mudhead :) First time I've heard it all the way through
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Cat: I'm going to use a couple of clips from them onthe Phil Austin piece I'm making.
DJTweeny: Looking forward to it, Cat
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Cat: Hoperfully finish it in August.
shoes for the dead: what is that in Canadian months? cat
Zooky Fogg: I heard you some weeks ago Cat and enjoyed that.
EWeston: Oh dear
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Vully - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Cat: LOL shoes
Cat: Yeah, I'm moderately productive.
pinholeF200: Does Canada use the metric calendar?
lily: bait that breathe
Zooky Fogg: I do most things in my pants. I sleep in them often out of some kind of need to be ready for anything.
Cat: All our weeks are strong.
EWeston: Shrimp today?
shoes for the dead: it's the exchange rate
lily: I saw the pickle and I avoided it like the plague
Cat: audio problems?
Gorgonzola: jump cut?
Beet: Lost audio
EWeston: Pickled shrimp ummm
''Bob'': He's no fun, he fell right over.
shoes for the dead: we will continue with the picture...................
Zooky Fogg: Anything that pants are good for otherwise Im a free whale in the water.
EWeston: Pictmission rather
lily: lets all go to the lobby
||||||||| Outside, the 10:14 PM uptown bus from Elmertown pulls away, leaving Bill Murray coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Mudhead: hey, i could listen to silence on my own channel
Beet: for some jujubees
EWeston: Bill lives agin!
lily: co mando zook?
DJTweeny: wb Bill
Zooky Fogg: With a periscope.
Cat: but the sound does not.
''Bob'': Were we supposed to wear pants to this chat room?
''Bob'': Nobody told me.
lily: snow caps beet more sugar
DJTweeny: We were, of course, wondering if you are perchance an actor, Bill?
EWeston: I recognize his nose
Gorgonzola: got sound here try a reload
DJTweeny: sorry, lost the streamer for a while there
shoes for the dead: Aha!
Beet: Sound is back
''Bob'': Yay!
lily: under where
Cat: Yeah, that works.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "10:16 PM and late as usual, it's Ralph, just back from Billville."
Mudhead: Yipee!!!
DJTweeny: apologies, folks
Timeghost: Wha' hop?
DJTweeny: wb Ralph
shoes for the dead: hey Ralph
EWeston: The drwarf maples?
DJTweeny: The streamer program quite
DJTweeny: *quit*
Zooky Fogg: I dont have totall control over it. It can get out of hand.
Ralph: anybody else have issues with iPad on this program
lily: sticky whicket
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
DJTweeny: it quite quit
Timeghost: Quite
EWeston: Come back governor.
Ralph: can
Zooky Fogg: good for night vision anyway.
shoes for the dead: that nicecast thang Tween?
Ralph: not hear anymore, see y'all next week
Cat: good step between Dwarf and Bride
Gorgonzola: dang I had to reload was beginning a repeat eat
DJTweeny: yes, I use an old version of Nicecast on a very old Mac laptop to stream
EWeston: Bu bye Ralph
Cat: Ralph
shoes for the dead: old line on that reel
Beet: sell a car
pinholeF200: don't be a spoilsport
Zooky Fogg: 35000 midgets descended on DC.
EWeston: Shave your legs
shoes for the dead: better obscene than not heard
lily: don't walk so fast you catch fire
EWeston: Knock over walls
Zooky Fogg: Why knock when you can ring?
Beet: very radical
EWeston: Tease people
lily: rock clocks
EWeston: Knock them aside as though they were matchdticks
''Bob'': He sounds defensive.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Johan Amadeus Myjetski inside, makes a note of the time (10:21 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Zooky Fogg: Stonehenge is a rock clock
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
lily: outer net
shoes for the dead: hey Johan
Beet: Yo Johan
EWeston: Channeling Viv Stanishall in Mr. Appolo
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yo, DJT, Shoes!
lily: zook and its magical too
Zooky Fogg: Yo Johabens
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Beet ! Are we in Goshen yet?
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Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Zooks!
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||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Zooky Fogg: A lot more to the structure itself.
Zooky Fogg: As many had thought it.
Zooky Fogg: I believe in magic.
EWeston: Magic believes in me
||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Bill Murray - dead from the yaws
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| AkAl - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
lily: ho ho ho
Zooky Fogg: I use it everyday.
lily: its a mackerel
EWeston: It's slimy
shoes for the dead: great cod
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Sounds fishy to me. Probably Pisces
EWeston: Shuu
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lily: don't glounder
Rufus_T_Firetween: AirshipAl: Here are the links: 1996 Digital Diner Phil Proctor & Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzYUoDHZSkg 1996 Digital Diner David Ossman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waB6dWWrf7o 1996 Digital Diner Peter Bergman & Edie McClurg https://youtu.be/NL3Jsr5FNmc 1996 Digital Diner "Anythynge You Want To" Pete Bergman, David Ossman, Phil Proctor, Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AWFm3GmaI
shoes for the dead: kaff laff
Beet: This chick is amazing
lily: that flounder
EWeston: Check his eyes
DJTweeny: Pretty wild :)
Zooky Fogg: Anybody seen Buzzsaw
Beet: wow
DJTweeny: nope Ziggy
EWeston: The squid took him
lily: and more on the way
pinholeF200: St Louis has a real neighborhood known as Dogtown
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: If this was an improv, it's amazing
DJTweeny: Is there a Ducktown?
Zooky Fogg: The customer is always right unless your selling oranges and they demand apples.
||||||||| Thirdeye enters at 10:29 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Hat Pack Annex.
EWeston: There's a Duxberry
shoes for the dead: where all the hep cats live, Pin?
DJTweeny: Hi Thirdeye
Beet: hello third
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Even when they're wrong, the customer is always right.
Cat: Good to see Bergman working with John Simon
EWeston: eye
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: 3rd I!
DJTweeny: A really interesting collection of people for this show
Zooky Fogg: I cant endorse that as an absolute. I lost my ID.
Gorgonzola: Ducktown Ga, Nc
||||||||| DoubleEdmund bounds in at 10:30 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
DJTweeny: interesting, Gorgon
Cat: On one of the DOMM radio shows, Bergman complains about Simon stealing his girlfriend.
DJTweeny: Hi Edmund
shoes for the dead: Ed squared
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
lily: frog level nc
DoubleEdmund: Hiya
||||||||| Thirdeye is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:31 PM.
Zooky Fogg: I'm officially nobody right now.
EWeston: Hey Eddy
Cat: I guess Pete was over that by 96
Cat: Ed2
Gorgonzola: the power of goog Tween
EWeston: You can get that noterized
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Zooky Fogg: Unless they are left
lily: moved my frown to my eyebrows
Beet: cute
EWeston: All rites preserved
Zooky Fogg: But the sand shifts there
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Don't keep your blues where your shoes should be, as Kate Bush sings...
shoes for the dead: all rites perverted
EWeston: Then do the limbo
lily: sing that tune backwards
EWeston: Walk that man backwards for Christmas. With a gas stove over his head
DoubleEdmund: Is there anything you don't know? I don't know.
shoes for the dead: wasn't that a Monty Python skit?
lily: and a paccie'
EWeston: Why a platipus?
Mudhead: How much longer does this go for Tweeny?
EWeston: Goon show
Zooky Fogg: I can only take it back as far as the dust cloud myself
lily: nap central
DoubleEdmund: * sings "Across the Irish Sea...."
DJTweeny: about another 18 minutes, Mudhead
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm trailing clouds of glory, myself...
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'Nickynooner', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:36 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
EWeston: You got it EE
DJTweeny: Hi Nicky
Beet: heartwarming?
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
DoubleEdmund: heh heh
pinholeF200: is that the missing 18 minutes from Nixon's tapes?
shoes for the dead: snap snap
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||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
DoubleEdmund: Anyone got any corn?
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EWeston: I've tryed walking forward. Or walking tothe front. But people just look at me and say its a publicity stunt
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: My hipness gauge just jumped!
shoes for the dead: scorn?
DJTweeny: I think that's it, pinhead ;)
Mudhead: was that corn? or porn?
lily: blues in the key of blue
Cat: You have my poetry show, Tween? I think you've played that.
Zooky Fogg: Lets create that missing 18 but dont tell NSA guy.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The Chemical Corn Exchange bank?
DJTweeny: Ossman is such a hep cat...
DoubleEdmund: Can we make tortillas out of porn?
shoes for the dead: righton, Daddio!
Zooky Fogg: Be you EW
DJTweeny: Yes I did, Cat
EWeston: The beaker based economy
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We've been waiting 100s of years...
lily: pull it out from under the rock
Cat: This was on that show.
Zooky Fogg: Ill split a few blues
DJTweeny: May 28th, Cat
AirshipAl: Corn porn? In your ear! I('m b-a-a-a-a-c-k!
DJTweeny: lol
Cat: Recently. That's why I remember it.
lily: bubble blue blurr
EWeston: There are no purple photons. Howcum?
Zooky Fogg: 5 Cs at once is a trick.
DoubleEdmund: It's a beaut. No, it's a mountain.
AirshipAl: Did I miss Elayne?
Cat: She hasn't been here, Al.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: 1st there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is...
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
lily: she never jumped in
lily: gorge with george
AirshipAl: REminder. Links to video clips: 1996 Digital Diner Phil Proctor & Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzYUoDHZSkg 1996 Digital Diner David Ossman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waB6dWWrf7o 1996 Digital Diner Peter Bergman & Edie McClurg https://youtu.be/NL3Jsr5FNmc 1996 Digital Diner "Anythynge You Want To" Pete Bergman, David Ossman, Phil Proctor, Melinda Peterson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AWFm3GmaI
Zooky Fogg: What direction you walking Jo
DoubleEdmund: Temp Humboldt Country resonates here in Australia.
EWeston: endangered species only
AirshipAl: Gorgeous George?
shoes for the dead: Donnovan was too stoned to say valley
lily: strong arm of the lawn
DJTweeny: The Aboriginies?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Donovan = trippy, fo' sho'
DoubleEdmund: Yep
Gorgonzola: lol shoes
lily: her other utters
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lily, I fear lawn n order
AirshipAl: Lily---does that mean no grass?
EWeston: Lawm orniments
pinholeF200: only Astroturf
DoubleEdmund: I guess it's the same for indigines of any colonised country.
lily: more grass for rasputin
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You gots it, Airship!
DJTweeny: this is the final segment
AirshipAl: Mmmm....orna mints.
shoes for the dead: lawn ointments
Zooky Fogg: Ooh, I must shoo, and thank you all. It really is a pleasure. Ad Astra Firesigners and thanks Tween.
AirshipAl: Good for grass breath.
lily: by zook
shoes for the dead: see ya Zook
EWeston: See yah Zooky
Beet: see ya zook
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: farewell, Zooky!
DJTweeny: bye Zooky
Cat: Zook
DoubleEdmund: Ooroo Zook
Gorgonzola: zlong zook
lily: sweet snd load
EWeston: You've had enuf orina mints
''Bob'': That drink is crap
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: up the ol' washzoo!
lily: ornimental ointments
EWeston: The site could use a better class of drunks
lily: I resemble that srink
EWeston: I'm not going to say what they should be used for
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love ol Art!
Gorgonzola: ART
shoes for the dead: I graduated first in my drunk class
EWeston: People as art?
lily: no more no less
DoubleEdmund: half-pot screamer
''Bob'': I drunk my way through college.
Gorgonzola: Wholeflaffer EW
EWeston: The navy learned me to drink, but then I forgot
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I've been flagged…. :-(
shoes for the dead: then art can vote
EWeston: Is our art lernin?
DJTweeny: lol
lily: hit the deck
||||||||| New notice: 'Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast. Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net, and listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
AirshipAl: deck the halls.
EWeston: Watch out for that stray kraken
Gorgonzola: And don't take any wooden Indians
AirshipAl: Encore!!!
Cat: great to hear this again.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: great tune!
shoes for the dead: Thanks Tween!!!
EWeston: Hard to tell from a stiff drunk though
AirshipAl: And don't forget...
Mudhead: Good Nite all
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: gratitudes to Tween!
lily: 'Bob'' AirshipAl Beet Cat DJTweeny DoubleEdmund EWeston Gorgonzola Johan Amadeus Myjetski lily shoes for the dead you folks great and our DJTweeenie is the grand
EWeston: The drug test... yah that's it/.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Mud!
AirshipAl: Yes. Thanks DJ.
lily: fireworks floow me where ever I go
||||||||| At 10:53 PM, Mudhead vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
Gorgonzola: What lily said
Timeghost: T'anx, Tween; fun, as always!
EWeston: By all may the ground rise up to always meet yer feet
''Bob'': Hard to believe there was a whole two hours of Firesign foolishness I'd never heard... Thanks, Tweeny!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: what Bob said!
||||||||| At 10:54 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, EWeston!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Gorgonzola: See you on the funway!
Beet: Amazing evening. Loved it. Thanks everyone. Thanks Tween. G'Nite.
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it !
Cat: See ya'll next week.
lily: pearl two
AirshipAl: Forget what?
||||||||| Gorgonzola leaves at 10:54 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nickynooner - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| TimmMcCoy - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Zooky Fogg - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| At 10:55 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Cat!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week. See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation...
''Bob'': Dr. Uh...
AirshipAl: Oh. That's what I'm seeing. Trails!
Timeghost: I'm ready for my close-up...
''Bob'': I forget, too.
DoubleEdmund: see ya, 'ron
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween departs at 10:57 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| DJTweeny is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 10:57 PM.
AirshipAl: Nighty night. or Naughty night. Your choice.
pinholeF200: Night all, thanks Tween
||||||||| pinholeF200 says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, pinholeF200 exits at 10:59 PM.
Merlyn: thanks tweeny
||||||||| Merlyn departs at 10:59 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| 11:03 PM -- DoubleEdmund left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| DoubleEdmund tiptoes in around 11:06 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| DoubleEdmund leaves to catch the 11:06 PM train to Australian Capital Territory.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| AirshipAl - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Timeghost - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from jaundice
||||||||| lily - dead from measles
||||||||| Beet - dead from the yaws
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ralph - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
AirshipAl
Beet
''Bob''
Cat
DJTweeny
DoubleEdmund
EWeston
Gorgonzola
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
lily
llanwydd
Merlyn
Mudhead
pinholeF200
Ralph
Rufus_T_Firetween
Shanghai'ed James
shoes for the dead
Timeghost
TimmMcCoy
Vully
Zooky Fogg
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/podcasting/indexx.html
http://goo.gl/1knMaS
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
https://goo.gl/TgH0iU
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre/uhydk3sd_IQ/TJj_YQf4JjAJ
https://www.flickr.com/photos/9716802@N02/sets/72157605125697525/
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AWFm3GmaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzYUoDHZSkg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waB6dWWrf7o
https://youtu.be/NL3Jsr5FNmc
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
http://www.firezine.net/issue1/fz1_04.htm
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
www.ppltv.net/boomers.html
http://www.radiofreeoz.com/
http://www.radiofreeoz.com/page/2/?s=great+internet+broadcast



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