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07/30/2015




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Phil Proctor audio interview is here

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for July 30, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies RedPillTweeny inside, makes a note of the time (7:19 AM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| It's 7:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Merlyn into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 5:33 PM, then departs.
||||||||| New notice: 'Phil Proctor expected on skype tonight!'
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Phil Proctor expected on skype tonight!
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||||||||| Catherwood says "5:35 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Merlyn by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| "7:53 PM? 7:53 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Rufus_T_Firetween should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Rufus_T_Firetween enters and sits in the comfy chair.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening *** With Special Guest PHIL PROCTOR ***. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatre.com **'
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:03 PM and Shanghai'ed James steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| At 8:04 PM, Rufus_T_Firetween scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| DJTweeny bounds in at 8:04 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
DJTweeny: Hi James
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 8:05 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
Shanghai'ed James: hey, what's up?
DJTweeny: just setting up for the show
DJTweeny: how are things in Geirgia?
Shanghai'ed James: they're ok. thanks
||||||||| Merlyn sneaks in around 8:20 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Merlyn: hey tween
DJTweeny: Evenin' Merlyn
DJTweeny: Thanks for the topic change. Looks cool :)
Merlyn: yep, the ancient table HTML still has some uses
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening *** With Special Guest PHIL PROCTOR ***. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - you can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **'
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood announces: "8:29 PM and late as usual, it's Petesellers, just back from Billville."
Merlyn: If you had another R, you'd be a celebrity
DJTweeny: Hi Pete
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Timeghost disembarks at 8:32 PM.
Timeghost: Back at the old Same place...
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - currently playing - warm up music (Mary Chapin Carpenter) - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **'
DJTweeny: Hi ghost
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:35 PM and marcoshark waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - ** LIVE PHIL PROCTOR INTERVIEW TONIGHT ** - currently playing - warm up music (Mary Chapin Carpenter) - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **'
DJTweeny: Hi shark
marcoshark: hey
||||||||| marcoshark walks away to The Auditorium.
||||||||| marcoshark climbs in through the window at the ungodly hour of 8:41 PM
Petesellers: we need more science and a high...
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Glutamoto', just granted probation at 8:43 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:43 PM and late sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
DJTweeny: Hi Glutamoto. late
late: howdy
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Cat close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:46 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room.
Glutamoto: Gnaarf!
DJTweeny: Hey Cat
DJTweeny: Catherwood, please get Glutamoto some gnaarf
||||||||| Catherwood gets glutamoto some gnaarf.
Cat: Hi all
DJTweeny hopes it's enough
marcoshark: Hello
Merlyn: hey cat, gluta, late, marco
Glutamoto sheds some scales
Cat: What's Phil's ETA?
Merlyn: Lat's Eta!
Cat: Hey Merl, did you get my emial about the Morning Dew Austin interview and Timm's pieces?
||||||||| Hal O'Dali waltzes in at 8:50 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Merlyn: I don't think so cat, is it recent email?
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and EWeston disembarks at 8:51 PM.
Glutamoto: Esitmated Time of Alienation
Cat: And speaking of Phils....
Cat: Last week, Merl.
Hal O'Dali: Greetings, all!
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:51 PM, dragging lily by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
Cat: I remember a bunch of interviews on the Firesign site, thought those should be added if permission available.
Cat: Hi lily
lily: Cat DJTweeny EWeston Glutamoto Hal O'Dali late lily marcoshark Merlyn Petesellers Timeghost hey ther and tweenies you are the best
lily: hi cat
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Captain Equinox inside, makes a note of the time (8:52 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Merlyn: I have no email from you recently cat, can you re-send?
EWeston: Tweeny an the hoard g'day
Glutamoto: hep cat
lily: catherwood please put in a good word for nabby
||||||||| Catherwood puts in a good word for nabby.
Glutamoto: EW
Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos!
Glutamoto: yo mang
Cat: Can do, Merl, only I just summarized it here. Did you ever hear the Phil Austin interview on WBAI I think last year? It was repeated after his death.
DJTweeny: Hi Dali, EW, lily, Capt
EWeston: Don't run in the trenches!
lily: without your entrenching tool
Cat: Just resent.
Captain Equinox: Watch out for that entrenching tool!
DJTweeny: I'd like to have that, Cat
EWeston: Too late!
DJTweeny: Captain Equinox: Watch out for that entrenching tool! << Eugene?
lily: shades of sunday
lily: great show
EWeston: Now a tool of the muddled class
lily: what a tool?
Glutamoto: Mudhead class
Cat: that's in the rumble seat
EWeston: Impressive no?
lily: rumpled rumbel
EWeston: We got's the zircon inlays special for it
DJTweeny: No Phil in Skype yet
lily: ever spent time anyohter way
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, July 30, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
DJTweeny: OK, he's here now :)
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
||||||||| Qphilo enters at 9:00 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Bill Ding falls out at 9:00 PM.
lily: Happy Birthday
||||||||| 9:00 PM: Beet jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Beet: Evening all
||||||||| Outside, the 9:01 PM bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving Ralph coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
EWeston: Happy feetsday
Cat: those bill dings keep falling
lily: carthwood cake for all please
marcoshark: Hey, it's the Birthday guy!
Captain Equinox: *honk honk*
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood pipes up: "9:01 PM and late as usual, it's jahgust, just back from Rhode Island."
EWeston: Bugaloo!
Bill Ding: squeeeze the wheeeze
Merlyn: Hey humid Phil
jahgust: I'm Down! Holy crap that is timing!
lily: 12
Glutamoto: 39
Beet: This is great! Happy 75th, Phil!
jahgust: Happy Haps Phil!!
jahgust: Hey all!
Cat: Terrible news, Phil.
||||||||| Catherwood ushers cooper inside, makes a note of the time (9:02 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and announces "Presenting 'Mudhead', just granted probation at 9:02 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Cat: Well put,PP
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - currently playing – LIVE INTERVIEW WITH PHIL PROCTOR - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u'
Merlyn: “Three quarters of a century–Makes a girl think”
EWeston: Happy feetsday
Cat: That's my town.
lily: makes it all the more cozy
EWeston: Traditional NW greeting to lucky tourist's
||||||||| shoes for the dead enters at 9:06 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
shoes for the dead: Howdy
Beet: hi shoes
Qphilo: Hi all, I think you already know Ethel Shoe and Doris Drain
lily: we want pics
shoes for the dead: hey PP
Cat: You lead an adventuresome life.
EWeston: heydere
||||||||| Mudhead leaves to catch the 9:07 PM train to Connecticut.
Cat: Our provincial capitol.
Glutamoto: that would be a long voyage... I see you are a sailor
Cat: my favourite Firesign line, glut
||||||||| Gorf Squank enters at 9:08 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
DJTweeny: Hi Gurf
EWeston: Good weather for it last heard
lily: yeah
shoes for the dead: hey Gorf
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Phil Proctor here >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?member=Proctor**
Gorf Squank: Uh, Gorf. Hi There Tweeny
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Bill Ding: mmm collarflower
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:09 PM, dragging Mudhead by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
Beet: I love dramatic cloud formations
Gorf Squank: Hi all!
Beet: Hi Mud
Cat: austin has a wonderful piece about storm clouds on one of the hour hour shows
lily: temperature
Beet: Hello Gorf
EWeston: Maybe in seventies. Cooling a bit
lily: nono knows where we are
shoes for the dead: humility is 85%
jahgust: Cat I love that bit. I tend to over enunciate "Storm Clouds" whenever the wetaher warrants it!
Glutamoto: ElNino causing unusual cold in Papua Indomnesia
EWeston: Good weather for it last heard
Bill Ding: el nino, el pinto, es el santa maria
EWeston: For some reason, or unreason, my posts are duplicating
shoes for the dead: tia maria
Glutamoto: no dupes here
Bill Ding: dittto here
Bill Ding: ditto here
jahgust: E it sounds like you have the schizophrenes again!
jahgust: E it sounds like you have the schizophrenes again!
shoes for the dead: your own personal echo
EWeston: With a mint sause deliteful.
EWeston: Not a crux?
shoes for the dead: only have fine and uncirculated
Cat: Sounds like Harry Shearer's recent TV show about Nixon.
lily: that is so grand
Beet: Speaking of Bozos
EWeston: Don't let them exsercise?
Bill Ding: snicker
shoes for the dead: giggle
lily: mj the state that charges you to get in and out of
EWeston: Waves at NSA guy
EWeston: Don't let them exsercise?
Bill Ding: takes 5-6 seconds for my msgs to appear here, typical?
lily: stir the wasps nest
Beet: A nation of lemmings
Glutamoto: typical bill
EWeston: Smokers if yah gottum
Merlyn: we have a pavillion
DJTweeny: indeed
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
shoes for the dead: par for the course, Charlie Bill
Bill Ding: ok, tnx
jahgust: Merl I thought it was a mound?
lily: welcome to the grand hairpiece
lily: and lost ir
EWeston: Trump Trump Trump tah tar oops!
EWeston: Obrose?
Bill Ding: can i be your apprentice please?
lily: the mobius strip
Merlyn: sleeping on America's grates again!
Glutamoto: they all say that
shoes for the dead: obstruce
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Mudhead: Greedy Old Peckerheads
EWeston: Take this midhand mobius wrench and make your way through lif
||||||||| Catherwood strides up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'ascherer', just granted probation at 9:21 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
jahgust: Phil has the schizophrenes as well!
Mudhead: Follow them around
EWeston: Obrose?
Bill Ding: flute cop taught me to play the flute, still working on tree-climbing
shoes for the dead: american idle
EWeston: Have Axe cop chase you up one. Worked for me.
lily: why can't our vote count
Bill Ding: flies and rats got the vote
EWeston: Consise over look by Phil on this
Bill Ding: one entity, one vote
Mudhead: I want to go out amongst the unwashed masses and fill in circles
Cat: this is well observed, proc.
shoes for the dead: and the spiders and bees
EWeston: One mouth one floss
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and CSwitch disembarks at 9:24 PM.
Mudhead: If I didnt have the chance to vote I wouldnt see any humans at all.
shoes for the dead: fill in the squares first,Mud
||||||||| It's 9:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| cooper - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Ralph - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Hal O'Dali - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Bill Ding: but, but... the chad! what about the chad!
EWeston: Gone to chum everyone
jahgust: We are all Big Brother.
Glutamoto: interesting though that the democraps opposed emancipation...
||||||||| 9:26 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
llanwydd: evening, folks
Bill Ding: though i must admit a bowl of chad with milk and bannana in the morning is very stimulating
shoes for the dead: hey llan
Merlyn: it's extra funny Phil talking about Bozos with his voice breaking up
Merlyn: Thi s orker spe king
DJTweeny: yeah lol
jahgust: unhapp macnam...unhappy macnam...
Bill Ding: your icrophone is roken
Beet: That is kind of funny, Merl
lily: what we do in life echos
Cat: that's what education is all about, phil.
EWeston: Mine is out raking the yard
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Cecil Shoe inside, makes a note of the time (9:27 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
llanwydd: evening, Ce
jahgust: Ben Crason
Merlyn: Ben Carson
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
EWeston: Jamerson Is it
Merlyn: Car Benson
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Glutamoto: Carson
EWeston: Nope Carson is right
Merlyn: THAT WAS A JOKE
Glutamoto: Ben Carson
jahgust: Ben Carson
Merlyn: BEN CARSON
DJTweeny: hahahaha Merl
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies dude in through the front door at 9:28 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
shoes for the dead: Ben Dover
lily: thats so fuuny
jahgust: Benson and Hedges!
Cat: so that's where johnny carson went when he died.
EWeston: Lord Delphus
Merlyn: We get Ben Dover every election, shoes...
Beet: lol Phil
Bill Ding: conserve our christians, we're running out
DJTweeny: "Evil Genitals' rofl
lily: gental genetiles
Cat: i thought you were just glad to see me.
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Beet: I feel sorry for Jesus
EWeston: These days the preservation of bigotry seems most important to our public christian voices
Cat: Aimee Semple McPherson lives on.
shoes for the dead: put money in our coffins
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
EWeston: Missionary's should be shot on sight
||||||||| "9:32 PM? 9:32 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Seej1982 should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Seej1982 enters and sits in the comfy chair.
EWeston: These days the preservation of bigotry seems most important to our public christian voices
Beet: OK to be born in the church but not to die in it
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Seej1982: bugger, lost track of time...
Merlyn: straight people eople eople eople
Glutamoto: eeple
jahgust: LOL!! that glitch was hilarious!
shoes for the dead: hey Seej
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Merlyn: driving two cars!
Merlyn: two cartoons!
Merlyn: damn autocorrect -- two carsons.
Beet: This is great
EWeston: These days the preservation of bigotry seems most important to our public christian voices
jahgust: Oh sweet mystery of life where are you?
Captain Equinox: I LOVE Phil Proctor!
Bill Ding: carson city and johnny carson
lily: and turn off the phones
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and abnormal gets out at 9:34 PM.
Cat: Shall I create a world? Oedipa Maas in The Crying of Lot 49
Glutamoto: I don't agree EW
shoes for the dead: stuck on the mobius, EW
Bill Ding: he's fallen over the edge into rant mode
Merlyn: Abby Normal?
llanwydd: hey, abbie
Beet: Churchianity
Seej1982: he's no fun, he fell right over....
Bill Ding: ah, dear abby, dearest abby
EWeston: About what Glutomoto?
abnormal: Hello Party
lily: here have a phrase
Glutamoto: Yr echoes
Merlyn: The universe! Hey, that's where I live!
Cat: How do you know, Merl?
Bill Ding: yeah, been there, was cool
lily: laugh and the world learns
EWeston: Lone wolves all of them
jahgust: How do you ever really know?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
Mudhead: PHIL! PLEASE CHECKOUT THIS http://keshefoundation.org/
shoes for the dead: i'm only here for the t shirt
Merlyn: I have a sign that says "you are here" cat
Bill Ding: not as hard to get lost in as the biverse and the triverse
lily: GREAT SHOW
||||||||| Nabby waltzes in at 9:37 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Seej1982: i love the boomer skits. great stuff
Beet: Hi Nabby
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "9:37 PM and late as usual, it's Woodrow Stool, just back from Billville."
lily: ruff
shoes for the dead: Nabby!
DJTweeny: Hi Nabby
Nabby: Jello!
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and pipes up "Presenting 'Cat 2', just granted probation at 9:37 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
lily: I put in a word for you nabby
Seej1982: one nation under dog, thereof which i stand alone
shoes for the dead: woodrow
EWeston: Put some gel on that ruff
Woodrow Stool: Hello Doris. Hello Mandy candy and RanDy.
lily: as above so below
Nabby: Hey Beet, lily, shoes and Tweeny and all
llanwydd: he didn't exactly say "do as I do"
EWeston: Sessile
Seej1982: the old testament God was more of a raging alcoholic
Woodrow Stool: Has anyone seen KI'm Clock?
llanwydd: vengeance is mine"
Nabby: Ssssessile
Glutamoto: the DOW ;)
jahgust: Guhurury!
llanwydd: for example
shoes for the dead: do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
lily: tammy faye needs more makeup
Glutamoto: Crowley
EWeston: Do you have it in a concrete lamp post?
DJTweeny: lol lily
Woodrow Stool: Ah, al
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| dude - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Petesellers - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Qphilo - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Gorf Squank - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| ascherer - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Nabby: you leave your husk behind when you give up the ghost
llanwydd: yeah, that law doesn't work, unfortunately
jahgust: I embraced Jesus once but one of his goons thumped me.
Nabby: illegal in heaven and loving it
EWeston: Luke swings a mean shelaylie
Nabby: watch out for haysues's goons
Bill Ding: ebracing does not automatically enable ass-grabbing
Merlyn: "Defending Your Life"
lily: you can't take it with ya
Seej1982: 5 hail mary's, 2 hello dolly's and a side of fries....
jahgust: Passport to Heaven...Original draft by Robert Plant..."and she's buying a Passport to Heaven...
Nabby: from goon island?
Woodrow Stool: This chat Function sux for iPads. Bye
EWeston: That ass has been in the famly for henerations
Nabby: bob einstein?
abnormal: Will Phil do the ham radio bit on Last Man Standing soon ?
Merlyn: His dad was Parkyerkarkas
lily: cool
Nabby: Hi Phil!
CSwitch: Give me the Powerhouse Church of the Presumptuous Assumption of the Blinding Light
DJTweeny: Defending Your Life - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101698/
jahgust: Hiya Phil!
abnormal: of course
Merlyn: parkyakarkus = Harry Einstein
Bill Ding: qrz?
EWeston: Peek a boo
lily: we love what falls outta yer mouth
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Nabby: 75 and loving it
Seej1982: one of those damn kids has got a radio!!!
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Lil in through the front door at 9:42 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DJTweeny: Hi Lil
shoes for the dead: hey Lil
Nabby: I think my uvula is stuck lily
Nabby: Hi Lil
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
llanwydd: is phil 75 or is he talking about someone else?
Cat: so you don't go to school? hell no, i'm 75 years old.
Beet: Hi Lil
EWeston: That ass has been in the famly for henerations
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about Phil Proctor here >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?member=Proctor**
lily: catherwood give nabby some honey please
||||||||| Catherwood hands nabby some honey.
jahgust: Lil There is a Trickle down theory joke about what falls out of his mouth in there somewhere.
Lil: Hey truckers
Glutamoto: He's 75 and he's not gonna take it anymore!
Bill Ding: or even his wikipedia page
Nabby laps it up like a fuzzy bear.
lily: hi lil
shoes for the dead: EW has a mobius key on his board
EWeston: Muckers for nequal time!
Lil: Hi Lily
llanwydd: seems impossible. I met him in NYC back in 1981 and he looked about 30
Beet: Sounds like a very nice cotery of friends, Phil
Merlyn: Bergman was leukemia
lily: lol
Nabby: Good point Phil
EWeston: Now all I need is a proper keyhole
Cat: we are all greatful, phil
Nabby: We love your Amish Phil, Gene
Lil: Phil looks fantastic now :-)
lily: get poopy diapers
Nabby: P.U.
jahgust: Wow! How Twilght Zoneish!
EWeston: Tomorrow's investment hot spot?
shoes for the dead: granpa died and the clock started
Lil: LOL what kind of conversation have I stumbled onto
llanwydd: and he's buried in the rocks
Cat: the best, lil
Merlyn: maybe it stopped because grandma was the one who wound it?
EWeston: Smaller and cleaner!
Lil: Which one Cat lol
Nabby: It's an inverted conversion
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Nabby: wow Phil
Glutamoto: It's got a great future in it
Seej1982: spooky
Merlyn: AmIrish?
Nabby: It's electric
Lil: I've had some psychic experiences
lily: they happan all the time
Glutamoto: Nino!
Nabby: We are one
Bill Ding: i've had psycotic experiences, fun...
Lil: Wish I had more of them
Beet: Everything is connected
EWeston: Set your hexagon decoder for adventure
marcoshark: Phil, I'm actually tearing up over your Grandad's story
Nabby: Phil's PHILosophy
Cat: who needs science fiction?
Lil: Universal consciousness
llanwydd: telepathic union could be embarrassing
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Zooky Fogg inside, makes a note of the time (9:48 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
jahgust: How wonderfully meta physical Phil! I am with you!
Nabby: Zactly Lil
llanwydd: Hey Zook
Bill Ding: waking up on the floor somewhere: "huh, i wonder how i got here"
Glutamoto: Levels the playing field
shoes for the dead: hey Zook
Nabby: Hi Zook
lily: that is the path
Beet: Can I get Baptised tonight?
Cat: we look forward to reading it, phl
Glutamoto: Telepathy levels the playing field
Zooky Fogg: Broadstroke hey folks. Good to be.
lily: hey zook
Lil: That sounds great Phil
EWeston: Smaller and cleaner!
llanwydd: well, if anyone has miraculous mental abilities it is phil
shoes for the dead: but what's telepathy got to do with exorcism?
Nabby: that's an amazing story
EWeston: In chocolate this time Beet?
Lil: Psychics are expensive
Zooky Fogg: I'm thinking a number.
Beet: Got to get this book!
lily: 2
Merlyn: FYI: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Dragon_massacre
Lil: Most of my thoughts are associative
jahgust: Free Flo...I love that woman!
Cat: it worked for me, phil
Bill Ding: sometimes when working on a crossword puzzle i'll figure out the answer to a clue and think "hey, i dreamed of that last night"
shoes for the dead: that nimber is naked, Zook!
Glutamoto: Every page a blotter!
Lil: LOL No wonder I'm a therapist
Zooky Fogg: Close Lil. 4.
Beet: Sounds good to me, EW
Nabby: PC AIN'T EZ (Boomers on a Bench) https://youtu.be/Wmf9iDYOcds
EWeston: I may market it
Nabby: Phil you are SPOT ON
Lil: She's Lily I'm Lil
||||||||| captain oilaf waltzes in at 9:52 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Beet: Mortality can be a good thing
EWeston: And he's not Ed
Nabby points at Lil.
Nabby points at lily.
Lil: LOL
Nabby: See?
lily: sounds like a skit lil
shoes for the dead: ow my eye!
Glutamoto: Hi Lily Hi Lily Hi Lo
Lil: Thanks Nabby!
jahgust: Lil meet Lilly. Lilly , Lil...poetic...
lily: so low you can't
Lil: We've met in another lifetime thank you
llanwydd: reptilian brain?
Lil: And what about Kundalini Phil?
lily: one why away
Zooky Fogg: Non tactile communication is a leap towards tele-pathy. We communicate between the spaces without device.
EWeston: Venis Of Dorfington, The duckess of Winsor
Merlyn: Phil as Simon Stagg in Batman: Arkham Knight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asfCDOniXnc
shoes for the dead: Duke of Urrgh
||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Cecil Shoe - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Woodrow Stool - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
lily: it has been so grand see sea
Nabby: High Llamas
Cat: if you laugh at it, it has no power over you, quoth phil austin
Lil: There are bad sorts in that spiritual mileau also though
Seej1982: keep laughing folks
EWeston: The Countess of Finger sandwiches
jahgust: Indeed Cat!
EWeston: Venis Of Dorfington, The duckess of Winsor
Nabby: with strange names
||||||||| Around 9:56 PM, Bill Ding walks off into the sunset...
Lil: I'll have some finger sandwiches if you please Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Lil
EWeston: And furrin manners
jahgust: Right arm Phil!
Nabby: Catherwood kick a repuplicon
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Nabby
lily: babel fish for all
Zooky Fogg: Maybe death is a part of a greater working equation.
Lil: Well at least he didn't curse me out this time
Beet: Maybe the most mysterious aspects of our culture. Mindless Fellowship.
Nabby: Puplublicon? Relubplicom?
Cat: having grandkids woud make you interested in the world they'll live in
Nabby: stick it in your ear lily
lily: with thoughts and laughs from you Phil
Timeghost: 2020: the Year of Perfect Vision
Lil: Pardon?
Zooky Fogg: Or we'd ve wall to wall and ceiling to floor and pass sustainability for us and the planet.
Glutamoto: catherwood please give Lil some fingers
||||||||| Catherwood gets lil some fingers.
lily: ok its in my ear now what
Nabby: from my home state too
EWeston: Media matters is a good place on todays lieing media
Lil: Thank you Gluts
Beet: Makes one want to weep
Nabby: You just want to take them and shake them
Nabby: lol Phil
lily: toga
||||||||| Catherwood enters with johan Amadeus Myjetski close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:59 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the sitting room.
EWeston: Doesn't help they just believe harder
llanwydd: hey jo
Nabby: Rapture of the deep
Nabby: Wazreal
shoes for the dead: hey Johan
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Nabby: Hi Johan
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Rupture of the Deep, Nabby!
Cat: hey joh, wuddya know?
Zooky Fogg: The rapture may come in the form of an EMP.
Nabby: lol Joh
lily: crusaders ho
EWeston: Weeviles and marrmosets Nabby
Lil: Right on Mr. Proctor
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi NabbyHey Cat!
shoes for the dead: evil selfish basterds
Nabby: religions are stuck - but that pope is pretty cool I guess
Nabby: everyone but the irish
EWeston: Well and truly ranted at
lily: grand jesture
Lil: How about your birthday too Phil :-D
EWeston: Weeviles and marrmosets Nabby
johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL, lily!
llanwydd: heavy. I am getting the news for the first time. I didn't know
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shoes for the dead: drive it like a rantal
Glutamoto: Hartman!
Nabby: Clowns is terrific
Nabby: W&M
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Cat: war is a racket
Timeghost: Clowns and Giant Rat are my faves
Nabby: Great band on Clowns
Zooky Fogg: Since the dawn of time we have been on the climb.
Glutamoto: Catpun
Nabby: Make love not war
EWeston: Weeviles and marrmosets Nabby
Nabby: thumbs up EW
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Suppose they gave a war and nobody came?
llanwydd: pardon me for asking but has austin died? I had not heard.
Lil: On The Town was the musical
Cat: i remember that poster, johan
Nabby: what is it good for?
EWeston: Yes Lian
Glutamoto: Oh my Llanwyd
Nabby: You're awesome PP
Cat: last month, llan.
Glutamoto: you must search the archives
Nabby: Sorry to say yes Llan
lily: Thank you Phil have fun in the water
Beet: I also love Phil Procter.
llanwydd: I missed the news
Seej1982: hot tub time machine mentalitiy,,,
Lil: Yes a few weeks ago
Zooky Fogg: Every motion is one either to the decline or flourish. Is that a crazy thought?
Nabby: the debates are going to KILL
jahgust: We loves ya Phil!
EWeston: Great hour Phil great perspective
Zooky Fogg: I need the double check.
marcoshark: Frazer!!!!
Lil: Too bad Jon Stuart will be gone for the debates
Seej1982: master debaters....
johan Amadeus Myjetski: No Zooky, it's a thought directly on the mark
Nabby: Seej what a great silly movie
Cat: hollywood nightshift was great
Nabby: True dat Lil
Zooky Fogg: Thanks for that confirm, Jo
Cat: great news, phil
lily: what fun
Lil: Tx Nabby
Seej1982: great beatles show on klos on sunday mornings too
CSwitch: who trumps Trump?
Lil: Loving that idea Phil lol
Nabby: Plutonians are not people too
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Actually every thought, every word, every intention also...
Seej1982: awesome ideas
Nabby: Or "Yuggoth" as some prefer
Seej1982: trump mining pluto for plutonium
llanwydd: I can't understand how trump has gotten to be the gop frontrunner
Cat: My friend's daughters are in the para=olympics.
Zooky Fogg: I enjoy quiet time with my piano and my neighbor says she does too.
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
llanwydd: what a complete lunatic. it's scary
Beet: Why can't the world be like that.
Lil: Money of course dd
Seej1982: me either, han. its so mind boggling
Glutamoto: Be safe PhilP
EWeston: He speaks with their inner voice
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Llan, it's sort of like failing up
Zooky Fogg: Thanks PP.
Lil: Yes Phil do come back, love it!
lily: yeah yeah yeah
Captain Equinox: gotta go. Keep 'em flying!
Cat: good point, phil
Beet: PLEASE come back often.
johan Amadeus Myjetski: True EW! True.
Nabby: awesome stuff PP and fun and fascinating
Lil: See ya Cappy
Cat: is the 3rd part up now?
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Truth, PP, truth
jahgust: Your rants are like manna from hebbin!
Lil: Yes it is Cat
Nabby: Take care Ralph
Cat: must watch.
EWeston: We need more hebbin!
llanwydd: nite phil
Cat: nite, phil
Beet: Thanks and love you, Phil.
Zooky Fogg: Peace Pops out.
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Lil: LOVE you too Phil <3
shoes for the dead: see ya PP
Nabby: Thanks Tweeny
lily: thanks tween and phil
EWeston: He speaks with their inner voice
||||||||| "Hey CSwitch!" ... CSwitch turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:09 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
jahgust: G niught sir!
Seej1982: bye phil, thanks!
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| late - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
abnormal: THX - 73's
Lil: Yur the best Tweeny kid
Nabby: reet the beeper
Nabby: Everybody sing!
Shanghai'ed James: guys, i need to rest. take care
Merlyn: Phil Hartman did the album cover art for Fighting Clowns
johan Amadeus Myjetski: stand by for bozo love….
||||||||| Shanghai'ed James rushes off, saying "10:10 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
EWeston: Reagan world heaves itself over the horizon
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Bye Shanghaigh
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - currently playing – Firesign's “FIGHTING CLOWNS” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE THIS ALBUM AT >> http://www.firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#FICLOWPFTFTJ **'
Nabby: i 2 3 4
johan Amadeus Myjetski: many a squeezed wheeze there
Seej1982: yup
Lil: See ya SJ
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “FIGHTING CLOWNS” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item
Nabby: hey kid I'm not a machine
abnormal: here too
Lil: What B'way play is this part from?
DJTweeny: THAT was fun :-)
Nabby: Honk Honk
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - currently playing – Firesign's “FIGHTING CLOWNS” - listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u - YOU CAN PURCHASE THIS ALBUM AT >> http://www.firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#FICLOWPFTFTJ **'
johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm just a holy gram… myself
jahgust: http://www.freewoodpost.com/2015/07/30/actual-clown-enters-race-as-republican-candidate-polling-well/
shoes for the dead: yuppers, Tween
Lil: It was great Tweeny :-)
jahgust: So appropriate!
Nabby: Catherwood give everyone a clown beezer
||||||||| Catherwood brings everyone a clown beezer.
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Zooky Fogg: 2220 Fly by of the ISS out of the SW to a 4 Minute streak to the east and blue moon time. Gonna try to maybe capture an unknown moment with it. Ad Astra, Firesigners. Thank Tween and PP and everyone here I see. Enjoy.
lily: annie? lol
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hey I supported Bullwinkle the Moose when he ran in the 64 campaign
shoes for the dead: Bozos Over Broadway
Nabby: now Bullwinkle had presidential timber
Nabby: Timber!
EWeston: I like a candidate you can hang your hat on.
johan Amadeus Myjetski: & he had nothing in his hat, nothing up his sleeve
Nabby: Pow pow pow
EWeston: Pew pew pew
DJTweeny: Bye Zooky
Nabby: Chow chow chow
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Zooks!
lily: rat atat tat
Nabby: Take care Zooky
Beet: See ya Zook
Nabby: Moogy
EWeston: And the old soft shoe
shoes for the dead: wazoo
Nabby: And the old soft cheese
lily: the fleets in
shoes for the dead: edam up
EWeston: Or a camel
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Squizz the cheese whizz
llanwydd: I saw them do some of these sketches at Town Hall in NYC in 1981
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Nabby: Give me a pack of what I am
DJTweeny: This is a great "My Way" parody lol
EWeston: Got a 4 oz. nuf here
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Kinda a On The Town send up too
llanwydd: what's a nuf?
Nabby: My way or the highway
shoes for the dead: or a liter
Nabby: oh about 7 or 8 pounds
EWeston: Or a camel
jahgust: This should have been their Broadway turn that never was. Ossman really felt it was good enough and mentioned it breifly when I was chatting with him in L.A. back in 2010.
lily: Kool
Nabby: you got it lily
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:20 PM and Steve-o waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Now THAT is an idea that would have chifted us into a different parallel dimension!
Nabby: Hug a hydrogen bomb today
Cat: yes around the same period ossman told me that too.
shoes for the dead: hey Steevo
EWeston: A 4 oz. nuf is usually considderred enuf nuf
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Firesigns Over Broadway!
Nabby: hi S-o
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Cat: i know he was seriously pursueing some sort of nyc stage show in the mid 90s
jahgust: I had asked him if any of those shows were video taped and I guess hey weren't that he could remember.
lily: too bad it never panned
shoes for the dead: persuing or stalking?
Beet: You can tell a lot of work went into this one.
EWeston: Sample after signing a release kinda thing
shoes for the dead: fer shur
Seej1982: gore-like... heh heh
Glutamoto: bestscene
Steve-o: Hi ho daddy-o. Nice room you got here.
DJTweeny: Hi Steve
Nabby: chop chop
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
johan Amadeus Myjetski: pahta in da hottub?
shoes for the dead: whatever
Cat: is there a steve -0
Nabby: thanks Rufus
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “FIGHTING CLOWNS” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets, Styeve-0
jahgust: That's Hot...predicted Paris Hilton as well...talk about trawling the time travel zeitgeist!
Seej1982: heh heh
lily: take that tooth to pay for that tooth
EWeston: Are we hostages!
Steve-o: I think so. Maybe. Perhaps.
Glutamoto: Sausages
||||||||| It's 10:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| captain oilaf - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Zooky Fogg - dead from measles
||||||||| Captain Equinox - dead from the common cold
||||||||| marcoshark - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| abnormal - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
EWeston: Start the card game then
lily: hare the hair
EWeston: Are we hostages!
Steve-o: With eyes
shoes for the dead: with eyes
johan Amadeus Myjetski: the hare that bit you...
Nabby: Whose deal is it
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
EWeston: Extra chairs for the sausages with eyes
Nabby: Deal with it
shoes for the dead: Reagan!
lily: aces high
Nabby: Ray gun
EWeston: Progressive Trumps then?
Nabby: Zzzzap!
Nabby: Reagan was evil
johan Amadeus Myjetski: I keep having visions of Zappa's 'Billy the Mountainin"
EWeston: My nose!
shoes for the dead: Jacks nodding
DJTweeny: If I'd never heard this song before, I'd say, "Mothers Of Invention, Right?"
Nabby: The hump backed Jacks
||||||||| Mudhead says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Mudhead exits at 10:27 PM.
lily: pick up all that concentrated evil
Nabby: The kissing Queens
Cat: have you heard my mix of that with firesign, johan? tween played it here recently
jahgust: Peter got his wish to have a Rock Band with this album.
DJTweeny: and apparently they did know at least a keyboard player for The Mothers
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Right, DJT, w/ Flo & Eddy
EWeston: The Queen has loost her corsettes
llanwydd: sdfghjm,.
Nabby: and the Dead Man's Flush
Beet: Nite Mud
DJTweeny: Yeah, I remember that collage, Cat :)
Nabby: rtmvrmhvrphmrvrph
Cat: austin was friends with flo and eddy and neighbours with the zappas. used to stash his groupies at the austin's place
DJTweeny: johan Amadeus Myjetski: Right, DJT, w/ Flo & Eddy << exactly
Nabby: Bbye mud
llanwydd: I didn't used to like this album all that much but I like it tonight
johan Amadeus Myjetski: YES, Cat, that was sincerely FAB!
EWeston: Five Aces under a knife
Seej1982: heh
DJTweeny: Well, then it all makes sense, Cat
Nabby: like blue moss it grows on you
DJTweeny: lol
llanwydd: I have to admit the music is well produced
Glutamoto: Call any vegetable
lily: the hanged man oops wrong deck
Cat: austin told me that 2 weeks before his death.
DJTweeny: oh heck yeah, LL
shoes for the dead: like worms on a hot cheeselog
EWeston: Go fish!
Lil: This song could be Hey Donald
DJTweeny: wow Cat
Nabby: I just drew a high priestess
DJTweeny: bite your tongue, Lil, it may yet be
EWeston: I'll paint it if you like
Nabby: Camel snot!
Cat: sometimes i have felt closer to them than I was supposed to be.
shoes for the dead: I drew a moustache on it, Nab
Nabby: I like this one ze best I admit
Lil: then we'll ask Phil to rewrite it
lily: its the humps
Nabby: you besmirched it??!!
EWeston: What hump?
Nabby: oh my my my
Nabby: what's the humps?
lily: Kool
Cat: austin loved to play the guitar
Nabby: Oh aphgamistan
shoes for the dead: I didn't draw the hump
EWeston: I'll paint it if you like
Nabby: Camel
jahgust: Cat. They were such generous and open folks with the fans that I don't think it was an accident.
EWeston: Paul and Patty?
Cat: said he wanted to be a musician, not an actor.
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Gotta admit - this'd stand up next to Electrician, or Everything You Know...
Cat: true, jah.
Cat: they cultivated their audience
Beet: I must say I felt the same way about this one, llan. I think Phil's intro helped change my mind tonight.
jahgust: This was their last great album in their first era!
Glutamoto: Peter and Paul Mounds
lily: george george george
Nabby: lol this is great
Cat: i loved their long form works. this is just a collection of cuts, like dear friends.
EWeston: All those freckles and blood red hair
Cat: nothing wrong with that.
Glutamoto: Glotta Glo
Nabby: I gave this record to a friend because he didn't have anything for the guys to sign
Nabby: i want it back!
jahgust: Cat. That I was able to be in touch with them in even a small way is something I cherish and feel so lucky.
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Good karma, Nabby!
Cat: rightfully sow, jah
Glutamoto: Agree Cat -Pliers Rules
Cat: so
Nabby: Ya there's that
shoes for the dead: I have this on Mobile fidility cd
DJTweeny: Nabby: I gave this record to a friend because he didn't have anything for the guys to sign << you could always ask Proctor to autograph a CD for ya ::)
Seej1982: my dad does too, got it on sale too
EWeston: Paul and Patty?
DJTweeny: Doobie Bros comment lol
DJTweeny: Jeff Baxter plays guitar on this album ;)
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 10:36 PM, dragging Petesellers by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Seej1982: how prophetic...
jahgust: Funny that Ossman had the line that he was gonna quit the group...unfortunatly predictive on that one.
Cat: i have often told my jeff baxter-gorbachev story here
Nabby: I have a copy of Dwarf signed with Phil P's underline of the word After on the rvs (a reference to ia misprint)
Cat: yeah he did kinda quit shortly after this album
shoes for the dead: smokin gitar
lily: turn it up turn it down now up a little
Nabby: great guitar yeah
Cat: sounds like the Tubes
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Nabby: Kinda does Cat
shoes for the dead: turn it up and rip the knob off
DJTweeny: lovvvvve lovvvvve lovvvvve, agent orange
Cat: White Punks on Dope
DJTweeny: Yeah Cat
lily: delicis
DJTweeny: right Cat
||||||||| At 10:39 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Glutamoto!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
lily: like that shoes
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Cat: I wonder if they knew each other?
jahgust: I am sure The Tubes were not unaware of the boyz.
Seej1982: youre not alone, youre on the phone....
Cat: Tubes were great friends of SCTV crew
EWeston: Paul and Patty?
DJTweeny: didn't know that
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Merlyn - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Steve-o - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Cat: imagine an SCTV-Firesign collaboration
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'Zooky Fogg', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:40 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
EWeston: Now more than ever!
DJTweeny: wb Zooky
shoes for the dead: the more now the better
johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm still thinking of a Firesign - Flo & Eddy collar!
jahgust: Ha! I just watched that SCTV episode they were on playing their current hit!
DJTweeny: Syncronicity
shoes for the dead: fer shur
EWeston: Not in my country club
Cat: that happened, johan.
shoes for the dead: whatever
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Elucidate me, Cat!
Zooky Fogg: Just watched the Space Boys float by. I don't get to see launches. At least not yet.
Cat: firesign were on theri radio show, which i featured on my collage. also austin was on theri show promoting Roller Maidens but i havent heart that.
||||||||| 10:42 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Nabby: Eructate us Cat
lily: wow cool
llanwydd: didn't realize I was gone
DJTweeny: wb LL
EWeston: That's illegal in this county
Cat: howard kaylan has a large presence on facebook, promoting his endlessy touring Turtles.
shoes for the dead: misdemearor here
Nabby: only mostly gone
lily: check put that cheek in
Beet: I like this one.
EWeston: The fabric can't take much more mam.
Nabby: the fabric of reality?
Lil: What's a misdemearor?
shoes for the dead: denim
llanwydd: what's illegal in what country?
DJTweeny: lol Nabby, probably
Nabby: yikes
EWeston: I think its spandex
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Illegal in country music?
DJTweeny: Who is Miss Demeanor?
lily: who fix that rip
Lil: Is that when you leave your mirror at home?
llanwydd: spandex isn't illegal in america
Nabby: married to Mr. DeMeanor of Hollywood
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
EWeston: The fabric of da debil
Seej1982: unfortunately, the wrong people wear it these days, lol
lily: fabric stiffener
johan Amadeus Myjetski: This cute little number, DJT, you couldn't believe your thighs, … I mean eyes
EWeston: I think its spandex
DJTweeny: hehehe
shoes for the dead: the fabric of space and thyme
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Lil: Really? I thought those were the right people
Zooky Fogg: And as I notice in my spacing, time is still rolling so thanks again for the moments of destination and pivot. Time to enjoy a fatty.
llanwydd: well, I'm getting tired and hungry. time to raid the fridge and go to bed
Nabby: with hard water
llanwydd: nite folks
jahgust: Parsley, Space, Rosemary and Time...
Lil: Say hello to your fatty for me
EWeston: Nity Lian
Nabby: be groovy llan
Cat: by llan
Seej1982: heh
||||||||| llanwydd is forcibly ejected just as the clock strikes 10:47 PM.
Lil: Night night
||||||||| New notice: 'Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast. Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net, and listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow'
johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL, jag!
jahgust: Night llan.
Zooky Fogg: Yes Maam.
jahgust: Night Lil!
johan Amadeus Myjetski: bye llan!
jahgust: We think Lil will!
shoes for the dead: nitey lil
Lil: Night ja
Lil: Shoes
lily: night lil
Lil: Night Lily
Nabby: Well I must begone! Y'all be good, take care and don't take any wooden nipples!
Lil: Nabby
EWeston: Think I'll vote for Ban Franklin
shoes for the dead: Thanks Tween!
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Cat: only another tree would appreciate them, nabby
Lil: Wonderful show Tweeny
jahgust: Thanks again Tweeny!
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite Nabby, sleep well dream out loud
Lil: Love ya
shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it!!
EWeston: Nighty for me too. Yes a great time tonight
Beet: This was special. Thanks to everyone. Thanks Tween. G' Nite
lily: Cat DJTweeny EWeston jahgust johan Amadeus Myjetski Lil lily Nabby Seej1982 shoes for the dead Zooky Fogg it was wonderful thanks for the fun way
||||||||| "10:50 PM? I'm late!" exclaims lily, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the flowerbeds.
Lil: Night EW
||||||||| Outside, the 10:50 PM downtown bus from Durham pulls away, leaving lily coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Timeghost: 'Night, Tweeny, and thanks for another great evening.
||||||||| EWeston says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, EWeston exits at 10:50 PM.
johan Amadeus Myjetski: reet, Beet!
Nabby: Whoops away!
Cat: off we fly.
Lil: Ahhh my favorite sermon
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation...
||||||||| 10:50 PM -- Cat left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| Around 10:50 PM, Timeghost walks off into the sunset...
johan Amadeus Myjetski: gratitude all around!
johan Amadeus Myjetski: Bye!
Lil: Byeeeeee
||||||||| Around 10:51 PM, Cat 2 walks off into the sunset...
jahgust: night all!
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| At 10:52 PM, Rufus_T_Firetween vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| "10:52 PM? I'm late!" exclaims Zooky Fogg, who then rushes out through the french doors and down through the brambles.
||||||||| At 10:52 PM, DJTweeny vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Seej1982 leaves at 10:53 PM, singing "Oh, I'm just a little fishy, floating in the sea, and there ain't no hook that's smart enough to catch the likes of me..."
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Petesellers - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Vlodko62 disembarks at 10:55 PM.
||||||||| "Hey jahgust!" ... jahgust turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:58 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and snorts derisively "Presenting 'TimmMcCoy', just granted probation at 11:05 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
TimmMcCoy: I missed all the fun, but checking in just as well. Its hard to be in two places at once.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Vlodko62 - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Nabby - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Beet - dead from the yaws
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Lil - dead from the common cold
||||||||| lily - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| TimmMcCoy - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
abnormal
Beet
Bill Ding
Captain Equinox
Cat
CSwitch
DJTweeny
EWeston
Glutamoto
Gorf Squank
Hal O'Dali
jahgust
johan Amadeus Myjetski
late
Lil
lily
llanwydd
marcoshark
Merlyn
Mudhead
Nabby
Petesellers
Qphilo
Rufus_T_Firetween
Seej1982
Shanghai'ed James
shoes for the dead
Steve-o
Timeghost
TimmMcCoy
Woodrow Stool
Zooky Fogg
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=fc-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?member=Proctor**
http://keshefoundation.org/
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Dragon_massacre
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asfCDOniXnc
https://youtu.be/Wmf9iDYOcds
www.dishnuts.net
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#FICLOWPFTFTJ
www.firesigntheatre.com
http://www.freewoodpost.com/2015/07/30/actual-clown-enters-race-as-republican-candidate-polling-well/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101698/
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow



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