A Firesign Chat
09/17/2015




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for September 17, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| RedPillTweeny waltzes in at 10:42 AM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| It's 10:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| RedPillTweeny - dead from jaundice
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Outside, the 7:52 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving DJTweeny coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatre.com **'
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening.
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatre.com **
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||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween sneaks in around 7:56 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **
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||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Commander Cody)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood intones: "8:35 PM and late as usual, it's Ralph, just back from Elmertown."
Ralph: hello, friends..............
DJTweeny: Hi Ralph
Ralph: Commander Cody and his LOST PLANET AIRMEN???
DJTweeny: Yes indeedie
Ralph: YEE HAW
DJTweeny: :)
Ralph: and whimmydiddle!!!
DJTweeny: lol
DJTweeny: Live in Austin, TX
Ralph: that calls for another drink
DJTweeny: if not a doobie
Ralph: done
Ralph: delivered with atrocious modern alacrity by ATMOS electronic injector systems, inc
Ralph: thank you very much
Ralph: oh no, not the dog again................
Ralph: you just can't roll that stuff anymore (sniff)
DJTweeny: vaping?
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Ralph: not exactly seeds and stems, ya know
DJTweeny: true, that just doesn't work
Ralph: doctor jisc docky, this is effing FUN with a capital F
DJTweeny: Yeah, Cody's great :)
Ralph: standard dormitory fare in the early mid '70 pour moi
DJTweeny: kewl
Ralph: in the far flung Boulders of Colorado
Ralph: holy smoke, what a party that was
DJTweeny: I hear Boulder is a very cool town
Ralph: it used to be, that's for certain
DJTweeny: and now in CO, it's legal
Ralph: after all..... Joe Walsh? Elton John? Robin Williams??
Ralph: don't remind me
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies jahgust into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, mumbles something about 8:47 PM, then departs.
DJTweeny: nanu nanu
DJTweeny: Hi jahgust
jahgust: Hey Tween! I need me FST fix tonight!
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:48 PM, dragging Johnny Dollar by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
jahgust: That was a plugged nickel by the way Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside jahgust and yells "oh, fuck off jahgust!"
jahgust: Ha! Oh Catherwood you slay me!
||||||||| Catherwood slays jahgust.
DJTweeny: We've got Cat's NEAL AMID to start off, then a new collage from him, and then a Let's Eat broadcast
||||||||| Catherwood says "8:49 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs jahgust by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
DJTweeny: You should be able to eat heartily of the Firesign cuisine
||||||||| Catherwood escorts jahgustclone into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:50 PM, then departs.
DJTweeny: Hey JD
Johnny Dollar: Good one JahClone
Johnny Dollar: Yoall
DJTweeny: lol @ catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to DJTweeny and queries "Did you need me?"
jahgustclone: Seeing as Catherwood slayed my doppleganger, I will take his place from here on in!
||||||||| Catherwood slayeds jahgustclone's doppleganger i will take his place from here on in.
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Cat ', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:51 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
DJTweeny: Hey Cat
DJTweeny: I see you're in Skype, great
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
jahgustclone: WOOAH! We have some serious cognitive dissonance up in here already!
jahgustclone: Hey Cat!
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Cat : Hi chatters
Johnny Dollar: Catherwood's got an echo
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to Johnny Dollar and mumbles "oh, fuck off Johnny Dollar!"
||||||||| EWeston sneaks in around 8:52 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
Cat : hiya joe, who wonna 2nd world war you so smaat
Johnny Dollar: Hi Cat Steer clear of Catherwood 2 nite
||||||||| Catherwood rushes up to Johnny Dollar and inquires "Would you like something?"
DJTweeny: Hi EW
EWeston: So I changed my scent, Hi Tweeny and folks
Johnny Dollar: Not Responsible
EWeston: Not respoxible
DJTweeny: No more Pyramid Patchouli?
EWeston: Park and lock it
jahgustclone: Not responsible!!
EWeston: I'm trying Burnt Rubber just to see.
Johnny Dollar: You got the rePox?
EWeston: No but I have a fine rebus
Johnny Dollar: Catherwood give everyone a Turkish Blend
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a turkish blend.
jahgustclone: Yeh the ol devil murdered my original, thus my clone, (or me) is in attendance this evening!
Ralph: Hot Rod Lincoln!!
jahgustclone: No hard feelings eh Catherwood?
||||||||| Catherwood strides alongside jahgustclone and asks "Someone mention my name?"
Cat : I'll lhave some of Bergman's Turkish peas, please
DJTweeny: Sorry Ralph, not in the playlist :/
EWeston: Is he trying to corner the market, or just trying to scare it?
Ralph: am i going to have to replenish this drink AGAIN
DJTweeny: great tune, though
Ralph: I'll get over it, just give me a minute....
Cat : I brought my pitcher of sangria from the kitchen to my office for this.
Johnny Dollar: YEE HA
Cat : i was just thinking of this song the other day
Johnny Dollar: DIggy Diggy
DJTweeny: Great old Cajun classic
EWeston: y who loves Merle Haggerd. Occasionally he and the beat head off at 80 degrees of each other
Cat : i binged on Treme from the library and it featured some good cajun fiddlery
EWeston: Hum da woids dey discapear
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, September 17, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Cat : fiddle player was the best part of the show, which wasnt that interesting
||||||||| Timeghost waltzes in at 9:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
||||||||| lily sashays in at 9:00 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
DJTweeny: Hi lily
Cat : just in time
DJTweeny: Hi ghost
EWeston: Mz. Lily
jahgustclone: Hi lilly!
Cat : and lily too
lily: Cat DJTweeny EWeston jahgustclone Johnny Dollar lily Ralph Timeghost hey all LOL and tween da best
||||||||| Catherwood enters with squeeze_the-wheeze close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:01 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the vestibule.
EWeston: An TG
Johnny Dollar: Hi Lo, ghost
Timeghost: A Greeting to each of you; apology for lateness.
Cat : just in time to hear my voice yet again.
Ralph: Lily............
EWeston: Hide the wheeze!
lily: helllooooooooooo
Johnny Dollar: squeez
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies pinholeF200 in through the front door at 9:01 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Cat : sqeeze
lily: yeah
squeeze_the-wheeze: hidy-ho neighbors
Ralph: where are my blasted headphones
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'Beet', just granted probation at 9:02 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Beet: Hi evryone.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'shoes for the dead', just granted probation at 9:02 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
Beet: Hi shoes
shoes for the dead: Howdy
EWeston: And the crowd grows a bit, heyPH and Beet an Shoes, an...
Johnny Dollar: call any vegetable
pinholeF200: Hey Beet, shoes
Ralph: lost audio
||||||||| 9:03 PM: llanwydd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies ''Bob'' in through the front door at 9:03 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DJTweeny: stream is good here
Beet: Nice to hear the real life Cat
llanwydd: wazz real?
EWeston: Just don't shake hands with him
DJTweeny: Hi Llan
pinholeF200: Hi EW
Beet: Hi pin
DJTweeny: Hi Bob
Ralph: thanks, got it back with reload
Beet: HI llan & Bob
Ralph: and located phones
''Bob'': Hi all! Glad to I stopped by Facebook. Almost missed the show! :)
EWeston: Broken color bars evry where Ll
Johnny Dollar: Catherwood light up some czar
||||||||| Catherwood lights up some czar.
shoes for the dead: hey Llan and Bob
llanwydd: I don't see the broken color bars
Beet: Because one does not know ehere the hand has been?
shoes for the dead: that's some good czar!
EWeston: The flying squid just took them, honest
Beet: flying squids again
squeeze_the-wheeze: czars for industry
llanwydd: czardeharhar
EWeston: Cephalopodic hooligans!!
llanwydd: that was when shoes for industry came out if I remember right
Johnny Dollar: pkdvdlol
Ralph: LOL.......... Philip K Dick van Dyke
shoes for the dead: righto, ralph, that one is great
''Bob'': Trips over the ottoman, falls into an alternate reality
Ralph: I could never even begin to read it, I am sure
Johnny Dollar: Ralph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbjrsTv3sEM
lily: how grand
EWeston: Hard way to avoid the check Bob
pinholeF200: If you're looking for a cool alternate reality, do you need a realitor?
Ralph: hahahahahaha
Beet: chuckles
EWeston: An alternative reality manager perhaps
shoes for the dead: Ahh! Canadian
''Bob'': Buy one reality, get one free?
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Cat : thats still my voice
Cat : ah, austin.
EWeston: But wait! There's more, or less.
Ralph: never knew there was a Yorkton in Saskatchewan
Cat : we aint free. we's expensive!
Cat : its suitably obscure.
shoes for the dead: a reality to reality tape machine
EWeston: Yussah Colonal!!
Johnny Dollar: love the writing Cat!
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “NEAL AMID” at >> http://seemreal.com/nealamid/index.htm
lily: 97 percent real time
Cat : thanks dollar
||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! **
currently playing - Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “NEAL AMID”
listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/
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Cat : thats german for Spoilsport
pinholeF200: yes, shoes! with butt-splice editing
Cat : a real hotel. i used to drink there with my cousins.
DJTweeny: hahaha
EWeston: Ware the dark matter
Cat : thefre was a tunnel between the drugstore and the bar.
''Bob'': Speaking of alternate realities... http://www.avclub.com/article/how-you-spell-berenstain-bears-could-be-proof-para-223615
shoes for the dead: http://archive.org/details/AnotherFlaskOfWeird-LittleCityInSpace
EWeston: Has Doctor Who ever visited a Summerian bar?
Cat : Seagrams really did start in my home town. My uncles drove its whiskey down to Capone's chicago.
Ralph: Ordure in the Court!
Ralph: the duplicity of publicity...............
EWeston: Odere of the court
||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! **
currently playing - Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “NEAL AMID”
listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/
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lily: the wurst of the worst
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
shoes for the dead: universe as opposed to uniprose
lily: Hey Catherwoood
EWeston: There goes layered plots then.
pinholeF200: Sounds like a split level cemetery
Johnny Dollar: wooo
shoes for the dead: hooo
EWeston: Looks like a giant layered cake
Johnny Dollar: HA shoes
lily: the smell wakes ya the burn puts ya to sleep
EWeston: And the sheep all run away
Cat : i just found a novel in the local library called The Confesions of Al Capone. Just started reading it yesterday and there's a scene with Al Capone and Babe Ruth at Comiskey park.
Cat : not just my imagination after all.
Ralph: you're the new AD & Deity
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Johnny Dollar: pishy
Cat : thaqt's my friend Satch, aka Tom Satriano as Babe Ruth.
EWeston: I'm trying Red Green's latest, on explaining women.
Cat : Satch was with the Angels and Red Sox
Ralph: like Satchel to Paige!
Cat : capone is played by petere stenshoel, also the producer of the play
lily: who on the bench
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Ralph: holy smoke, that was a big hit
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “NEAL AMID” at >> http://seemreal.com/nealamid/index.htm
Cat : that's Fumiyo
DJTweeny: magic muphy bed
DJTweeny: *murphy
shoes for the dead: peer amid
Cat : for neal it literally was, tween
Cat : to peer amid pairs of pears in paris
Ralph: that is so incredibly funny
Ralph: sort of
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
lily: wow
shoes for the dead: The First t
llanwydd: cacaphony of karmic calcutta. I like that
shoes for the dead: hird is a real good book
Johnny Dollar: trippy good
Cat : hi llan
llanwydd: hi cat
Beet: Neal (Pyr)amid
EWeston: Hi nsa guy
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you’re on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
DJTweeny: Dexter Fong has been AWOL for quite a while now. Hope he's OK
pinholeF200: There's two of everybody....
EWeston: What's amyth?
DJTweeny: and nobody seems to know anything about PriciplePoop
Cat : i spoke to him on the phone a few monthes ago. apparently the room with the computer was crushed when an ajoining bldg blew up
EWeston: That could only happen to him!
Cat : dex was in key west when i called him. elayne would know if hes back in nyc now and whats happening with computers
lily: so wild
DJTweeny: Yipes @ building blowing up
Cat : melnda and phil.
Cat : my daughter
shoes for the dead: ill tempered buildings
DJTweeny: very cool, all the people who were involved with this project
EWeston: We had a motel blow up specatularly recently, gas leak
Cat : stenshoel found some great actors in la
Johnny Dollar: xray specs
shoes for the dead: or meth lsb, EW
||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Currently playing - Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “NEAL AMID” **
listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/
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||||||||| 9:37 PM: Elayne jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Cat : osiris may be merl, not sure
Cat : hey el
DJTweeny: Hey Elayne
shoes for the dead: hey Elayne
EWeston: Nah some guy was climbing out a second story window and damaged a valve
Cat : just in time for the end of neal amid
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
DJTweeny: We were just wondering about Dexter
Elayne: Evenin' all
pinholeF200: sony made a video camera that could see through clothes; modified it after alpha tests so it wouldn't work that way
Beet: Howdy Miss Elayne!
EWeston: Mz. E
lily: hi e
pinholeF200: Hey El
Johnny Dollar: h'LO
''Bob'': Welcome to the show, which is already in progress
lily: the sphinx thinxks
Beet: I always wondered what Edgar Cayce's voice sounded like
Cat : the year this came out casey had prophecied the east and west coasts would fall into the oceans.
Cat : i have no idea but the actor is form kentucky, as was edgar
EWeston: Put your bipolars in the labelled containers
DJTweeny: That would be somewhat bothersome
shoes for the dead: thank grid for this alternate universe!
EWeston: Sure let them run free. Just don't ask me to paper train them later
lily: its as plain as the nose oops sorry
Cat : thats merl
EWeston: Stop that little nose!
Johnny Dollar: for cayce check later : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4adL4bMDuL8
EWeston: Deploy all nose nets!!
llanwydd: this is my favorite scene in the play
Cat : austin doesnt sound anything like neal. does great acting anyway
Beet: I met Cayce's son in Memphis. Nice guy.
EWeston: I can hear him as Neal
shoes for the dead: Neal Cassidy on the New Jersey Turnpike is a great cd
shoes for the dead: driving Kesey's Bus
Cat : i have the cd from kesey's store.
Cat : sent it to austin before he did the role
lily: nj turnpike watch out for elephants
shoes for the dead: the vid is amazing, Cat
EWeston: Dibs on the pink ones
Cat : will get it. saw lotsa footage of neal in the bob weir biopic
Ralph: lizards slithered into extinction
shoes for the dead: gotta get that one
Ralph: that may be the best line ever
Ralph: a lass.........................................
Ralph: Neeeeeealllllllllll.....................................
Johnny Dollar: nice sonics there
shoes for the dead: annealed
pinholeF200: great to have a protagonist whose name is a verb....
llanwydd: love the music
lily: yeah thanks Cat
Johnny Dollar: Wow thanks cat
lily: ooh
Beet: That went fast. Nice.
lily: yeah
jahgustclone: Well done Cat!
Ralph: holy smoke Cat
||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Currently playing: Cat Simril Ishikawa’s - “A FIRESIGN ASIA” **
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
CHECK OUT CAT’S PLAYS AT >> http://seemreal.com/
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llanwydd: great last line
Beet: One of my fave albums
EWeston: ayup
Cat : thanks
Ralph: Aja!
lily: thanks cat
shoes for the dead: fresh off the Canadian
Cat : is elayne still here?
pinholeF200: mind blown here, Cat
llanwydd: this must be interesting
llanwydd: up on the hill
Cat : it was thanks to her that neal happened, in introducing me to proc and peter stenshoel
Cat : that was firesign from 1967, called Charlie Chance
DJTweeny: kewl
llanwydd: oh my god
Ralph: he who work in glass greenhouse should not get stoned
llanwydd: lol
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
llanwydd: he stopped on a dime
DJTweeny: wise advice, Ralph
Ralph: on which side??
DJTweeny: Ralph, didn't Krasser use that recently in the Ironic Times?
EWeston: He had the desentcy to land it on its edge
llanwydd: I knew it
EWeston: Later he had dysintary
Beet: Vishnu were here
lily: two rabbits pounding mochi
llanwydd: I haven't heard this
llanwydd: good one, beet
EWeston: Hes Cambodian?
jahgustclone: Yer not crazy, you're Cambodian.
lily: chair
pinholeF200: Nothing. Vishnu with you?
shoes for the dead: gesundheit
EWeston: Buddah just hit me with his sap
shoes for the dead: Boddah has an app?
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
lily: take off yer beer goggles and look at this
Beet: what a sap he had
||||||||| It's 9:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| squeeze_the-wheeze - dead from measles
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
EWeston: It also makes an excellent glass scraper
lily: zeboko tooaka toot too
lily: tap
EWeston: Tanacka ming han sun Mcswinie
lily: right ew
Cat : tween played that recently, one of the hour hours
llanwydd: I liked that aja thing. who put that together
EWeston: Very old family the Mcswinies
Cat : me
lily: CAT
Cat : my latest collage
DJTweeny: check the NOTICE, LL ;)
llanwydd: excuse me, I heard a sausage explode in my microwave
lily: lol
Beet: that can be very painful
EWeston: Heavy metal sausage?
DJTweeny: hate it when that happens
lily: hyper heat
Cat : This whole project is called Deputy Steely Dan Has No Friends
DJTweeny: lol, great title
Cat : now at work on My old school
EWeston: Is it stolen?
DJTweeny: to be mashed with Morse Science High?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
shoes for the dead: insert dissapeared
Cat : and others, tween.
DJTweeny: kewl
Cat : this is from their Alternative Rose Parade, 2000
Cat : Fantasia- Phantom Asia
EWeston: That's somewhere in the CD collection
DJTweeny: very cool Bergman clip
lily: so true
Cat : from the steve allen interview
Ralph: the lapels of our tank-tops???
Ralph: hahahaha
lily: love it
llanwydd: nice
Ralph: completely awesome
Beet: How lucky we were to live during the amazing creativity of that time.
shoes for the dead: thanks, cat
Ralph: oh no, not another interruption....
Beet: fun, mr. cat
lily: thanks cat
jahgustclone: Thx Cat!
Cat : you're welcome
shoes for the dead: Lets Eat!!
EWeston: I first found them while in the Phillipeans, near the end of that war
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Currently playing - from the DOMM Let's Eat Broadcasts “THE HARRY COX SHOW” **
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
YOU CAN PURCHASE DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS AT >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
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lily: hairy teeter next?
Johnny Dollar: Another good one cat!
jahgustclone: Ha! I just listened to this one as I am currently doing my annual full on radio show in chronological order .
EWeston: We have a hairy tater
pinholeF200: awesome Cat, love to edit photos, but I wouldn't have the patience to do all that audio
Beet: five and mao
shoes for the dead: drink our Phil
EWeston: Six of one half a dyoiyan of another
lily: put that Phil back its nor done yet
EWeston: He is inflamable
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS - Every Firesign Theatre radio broadcast from the "Dear Friends" era (1970-1972) >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv
shoes for the dead: Peiking Tom
EWeston: I have a Duke of Err muffler
||||||||| It's 10:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Elayne - dead from dengue fever
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| 10:10 PM: COtech jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
DJTweeny: Hi COtech
lily: they don't want plastic rice
Cat : co
COtech: Good to be with all of you.
shoes for the dead: hey Co
pinholeF200: Hey CO
EWeston: CoEd Tech?
COtech: Good to be with all of you.
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Beet: Hi CO
EWeston: Cloning aready? Good for you.
COtech: Greetings, Beet.
jahgustclone: Is that what they look like?
EWeston: The third red eye gives it away
lily: make kissy face sounds
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shoes for the dead: a prophet in monkey futures
Cat : i have to spend more time listenting to these shows.
EWeston: More monkey warehouses
lily: the world is still the world
EWeston: You'd take its word for that
shoes for the dead: amen
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DJTweeny wonders who was in the audience for this
lily: if this was was a women well
EWeston: Look at that carbunkle
lily: slp[ off the stick shift
Beet: This had to be the first time Ossman mentions the Funny Namers
Cat : anyone see the disney biopic this week?
EWeston: I'll have to shift carbunkie
pinholeF200: war heroin?
Beet: lol
Ralph: can't afford not to forget him
Ralph: Tricky Schlemiel
jahgustclone: Trcky Schlameile...best name ever...
lily: a frozed head cat
shoes for the dead: Bob Otto Bob
Johnny Dollar: There's a real person in Iowa named Donald Chicken
EWeston: Does he have issues?
Johnny Dollar: ?
Johnny Dollar: wouldn't know
shoes for the dead: probly full of scorn
lily: huey dewy and louie chicken
EWeston: There''s supposed to be 2or 3 people in Florida named Micky Mouse
Cat : Donald Duck and Associates, biggest law firm in Indianapolis, accoridng to firesign
pinholeF200: all that were near it grew sad, or scorn, depending upon their wont
Johnny Dollar: yeaha lil his kids
EWeston: Leading to the Chemical Scorn exchange Bank
shoes for the dead: and scorn remover
EWeston: For the scorn smut
lily: what a pickel
EWeston: There but for the pickled scorn smut exchange rate, go eye
shoes for the dead: and a scorned beef sandwitch
EWeston: Served cold
Johnny Dollar: It's fun to look through rural phone books...
Cat : of course bergman had to be funny
COtech: I want to trade some ears of scorn for some beakers of chemicals at the Bank.
lily: wrap yer groat cake around that
EWeston: Its fair trade. You first.
Beet: They performed really well while drunk.
shoes for the dead: i will trade one Fair
EWeston: Will you take this Zeta Beam projector for it
shoes for the dead: (county)
EWeston: Ok we'll throw in the zeppilin
llanwydd: and now you know the rest of the story
shoes for the dead: deal, I need the gas
EWeston: Armageddon Hooo!
llanwydd: lol
Cat : Ishikago?
Ralph: LO effing L
Ralph: hahahahaah
Cat : Elton on the phone with Putin today.
pinholeF200: the Bitch Boys?
Cat : More likely just being bugged by Putin.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Lil close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:33 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the anteroom.
DJTweeny: Hi Lil
Cat : Hi lil
Beet: Hi Lil
shoes for the dead: Lil!!
EWeston: Yow Lil
Ralph: viscous polecats
Cat : where have we heard this before?
Lil: Hi gang
DJTweeny: I had no idea, Cat lol
DJTweeny: just pulled this show out of thin air
Johnny Dollar: a phone y call from russ radio comicskie
DJTweeny: interesting
shoes for the dead: it's the Mobius effect, Cat
EWeston: If your Cambodian
DJTweeny: Synchronicity :)
llanwydd: lol
Lil: Still no word from Principal Poop?
Cat : i know not who he is, lil
DJTweeny: The email address I have for him doesn't work anymore
Cat : in reality name land
DJTweeny: Lew Jorgensen
Cat : a friend of mine saw them at stanford and they did this routine there, cheese/chinese
Lil: Doesn't seem to bode well Tweeny
EWeston: Contraction by contraction
DJTweeny: yeah :/
Lil: Ah well such is life
DJTweeny: Stuff happens...
Lil: Yep
DJTweeny: Did Elayne say anything about Dex?
EWeston: Nope
EWeston: Live Earl Jive on echo?
llanwydd: well, I got to be going. nite, folks
Cat : by llan
||||||||| llanwydd says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, llanwydd exits at 10:40 PM.
shoes for the dead: see ya Llan
EWeston: Felitius farwell
Lil: Crap I can't type fast enough tp say bye before they leave
lily: lol lil
Lil: lol
pinholeF200: by llan
EWeston: Put a stone on them
Ralph: fish became obnoctious
EWeston: Never had a good conversation during the Late Devouring Period
Beet: Nite, llan
Lil: Really like this more obscure material
lily: just list whats on the desk
Cat : this is the 3rd version of this i've heard.
Johnny Dollar: sounded like an audio exquisite corpse
shoes for the dead: 100 micrograms
Lil: It's goooood Cat
Cat : ossman is into found poetry
lily: good things to have
Cat : i used to write stuff like that when i first moved to japan in 71
EWeston: I've got Pico's grams
Cat : being in a strange place forces you to pay attention to minutae
Ralph: Rosie Roddencrouch?
jahgustclone: She'll be Ok...
EWeston: The body language was part of that Cat?
jahgustclone: She'll be OK...
Ralph: LOLOLOL
Johnny Dollar: Schrödinger's cat
EWeston: Will the real Dr. Fetterman please report to neurosurgury immediatly
Cat : not hitting my head on low doors was certainly a priority
Johnny Dollar: rotten crutch
EWeston: Head clearance is important
Johnny Dollar: Rotten crotch/rubber crutch
pinholeF200: better to walk into a bar than a door frame
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
'
Beet: Missing Nabby tonight
Johnny Dollar: invented the wire recorder
pinholeF200: Thanks for the great fun, Tween and Cat--have a good week
lily: nice tween
Cat : night, pin
Johnny Dollar: bye pin
EWeston: I hit a service lead going through a hatch, with hard hat saftely on my head. Much of a year in pain followed
pinholeF200: nytol
shoes for the dead: see ya Pin
DJTweeny: yw Pin
Lil: So long Pin
EWeston: Bye Pin
||||||||| pinholeF200 says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, pinholeF200 exits at 10:53 PM.
Beet: Nite, Pin
Johnny Dollar: crimson sometimes like fire
Lil: I know what they're smoking but what are they drinking
EWeston: Its the firery horsies
Johnny Dollar: blue moss
lily: I hear banjos
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Cat : brandy
Lil: That was a great piece Cat
EWeston: My sense of time
Lil: what flavor
Cat : you heard them, lil?
Timeghost: Another eve of enjoyed surrealism drains away...
EWeston: Green
||||||||| Around 10:56 PM, Timeghost walks off into the sunset...
Johnny Dollar: blackberry brandy
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 10:56 PM, dragging Timeghost by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this idiot?"
shoes for the dead: Thanks Tween and Cat!!!
Beet: Enjoyed as always. Thanks Cat for a great show. Evenin' all. Thanks, Tween. G'Nite.
''Bob'': Thanks Tweeny!
Lil: ah my dad's favorite
Timeghost: Another eve of enjoyed surrealism drains away...
shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it!
Johnny Dollar: Great night thanks tween!
Lil: Yes Cat I did
EWeston: Good fun all. Thanks Cat and the Noeman Cubby Nuckle Chior
lily: Beet Cat DJTweeny EWeston Johnny Dollar Lil lily Ralph shoes for the dead Timeghost jahgustclone night all Cat wonderful and Tween thanks so very very much
Cat : i love making these things. thankfully others enjoy them as well
DJTweeny: Thanks Cat!
Timeghost: Bye ll, and thanks Tweeny.
jahgustclone: Thx Tween! I needed that! Night all. even you too Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood walks over to jahgustclone and says "My ears are burning..."
Lil: Awwww it's over
Lil: Yes loved it
||||||||| "Hey jahgustclone!" ... jahgustclone turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 10:57 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| EWeston rushes off, saying "10:57 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Ralph: you knocked that one clean out of the park buddy
Cat : the steely dan thing or neal amid?
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation...
Lil: see you Lily
Johnny Dollar: Catherwood your feet are burning
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Johnny Dollar and yells "oh, fuck off Johnny Dollar!"
DJTweeny: lol
Ralph: freaking AWESOME
Lil: You too Sir Tweeny
DJTweeny: :)
Cat : johnny dollar must have shrunk to nothing at the bottom of the pool
Johnny Dollar: Nite all
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Ralph: see you on the Funway...........
Lil: Niters
Cat : fun's where the fair's at.
Cat : off we fly
Johnny Dollar: In the future you see
Cat : and hear too
||||||||| At 10:59 PM, Cat dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
Lil: See y'all
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
Lil: O
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween is thrown out the window just as the clock strikes 11:00 PM.
COtech: Good night.
Lil: I
||||||||| At 11:00 PM, Johnny Dollar scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| 11:00 PM -- DJTweeny left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
Lil: I've got to stop trying to type in the dark
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Timeghost - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Lil - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| COtech - dead from the yaws
||||||||| ''Bob'' - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Beet - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| lily - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 11:25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Ralph - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
''Bob''
Cat
COtech
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
jahgust
jahgustclone
Johnny Dollar
Lil
lily
llanwydd
pinholeF200
Ralph
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
squeeze_the-wheeze
Timeghost
URL References:
http://archive.org/details/AnotherFlaskOfWeird-LittleCityInSpace
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://seemreal.com/
http://seemreal.com/nealamid/index.htm
https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4adL4bMDuL8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbjrsTv3sEM
http://www.avclub.com/article/how-you-spell-berenstain-bears-could-be-proof-para-223615
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow



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