A Firesign Chat
10/08/2015




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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for October 08, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DJTweeny gets out at 7:53 PM.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween steals in around 8:29 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Joni Mitchell)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Johan Amadeus Myjetski falls out at 8:35 PM.
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
DJTweeny: good to see you here early :)
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love Tom Scott era Joni
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hard to get home in time, but it is good to be here!
DJTweeny: Yeah, some good tuneage
DJTweeny: The album is called Chalk Mark In A Rain Storm
DJTweeny: 1988
DJTweeny: Chalk Mark in a Rain Storm - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalk_Mark_in_a_Rain_Storm
DJTweeny: personnel - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalk_Mark_in_a_Rain_Storm#Personnel
DJTweeny: Doesn't looks like Tom Scott's band
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: He may have been gone by then
DJTweeny: lots of good people on the album though
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Looks almost like a duet albums
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and EWeston disembarks at 8:47 PM.
DJTweeny: Hi EW
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya, E!
EWeston: Hey Tweeny and hey that'smyjetski
EWeston: Been watching the GOP meltdown. Buy popcorn futures
DJTweeny: lol
DJTweeny: a Sanders-Trump debate would be a Two Tubber
EWeston: Anti government works! Who knew?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Two tele tubbers, lmo
EWeston: Well Maddow is the question giver for the NBC dabate
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: imo
DJTweeny: George Bush compained about Big Government, and then when he took officer oversaw the largest expansion of government in history
||||||||| "8:51 PM? 8:51 PM!!" says Catherwood, "lily should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as lily enters and sits in the comfy chair.
DJTweeny: Hi lily
EWeston: Well a well informed population could save us. Know where to find one?
lily: DJTweeny EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski hello oh and thanks Tweeie no clowns in here
EWeston: Lilster
lily: Hi tween great music again
DJTweeny: Chalk Mark in a Rain Storm - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalk_Mark_in_a_Rain_Storm
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Truman said repubs weren't bad people, it's just that they won't tell you what they're going to do
DJTweeny: they lie, even
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and intones "Announcing 'Cat ', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:53 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
lily: yeah been lurkin
DJTweeny: unlike the Democrats ;)
DJTweeny: Hey Cat
EWeston: Hey Cat
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi lily, hi Cat
||||||||| Catherwood leads Beet inside, makes a note of the time (8:54 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Beet: Evening Tween, Cay, EW, JAM, and lily. How is everyone?
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
Cat : Hi folks
Beet: Read "Cat" for "Cay"
lily: hi ca t and beet
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Beet! Twotones through the floorboards?
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
EWeston: Spend a week or a day on media matters. Find a democratic equivilent in missinformation
lily: all snakes
Cat : OK
Beet: Some kind of off-beat Joni to start the night.
EWeston: Where'd that Beet come from
DJTweeny: Chalk Mark in a Rain Storm - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalk_Mark_in_a_Rain_Storm
DJTweeny: Off-beet, get it?
Cat : My fellow Saskatchewanian
Beet: My birthplace in the Ether
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We got the beet, yeah we got the the beet
EWeston: The dark beet. vera vera mysterious
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and snorts derisively "Announcing 'pinholeF200', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:57 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the vestibule...
Beet: can't beet it
DJTweeny: Hi pin
Cat : Pin
Beet: Hi pin
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Jola, Pin!
pinholeF200: hey Tween, Cat, Beet
EWeston: the graphic whole arrives
pinholeF200: howdy JAM and all Fireheads
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I've got a whole in me pocket
EWeston: I'm Hyden.
lily: they make liners for that
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
DJTweeny: is it black?
lily: darn it darn it
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, October 08, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
Beet: JAM, you mean loke Ringo?
lily: hellloooo
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yep!
||||||||| Outside, the 9:00 PM crosstown bus from Flint pulls away, leaving shoes for the dead coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Nabby in through the front door at 9:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
EWeston: This could effect the space time continum, or not
DJTweeny: Hi shoes
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Nabby: Pork?
shoes for the dead: Howdy
Beet: Hi shoes, Nab
lily: hi nabby
EWeston: Chuse and Nabby
DJTweeny: Hi Nabby
Cat : Nab
shoes for the dead: tastes like it, Nab
lily: hi shooe
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nabbster, shoes, hows it going?
Nabby: Cheers lily & Beet
Nabby: Hey shoes
Nabby: Greets Joh & Cat & Ew
lily: banana spice latte
Nabby: Who's that? Tweeny!
Beet: Doesn't evryone miss Osama's "Death To America" rants?
pinholeF200: hey shoes, Nab
Nabby: Hi pin
Nabby: Love the NPR stuff
Beet: Hi down there
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Bosco Hearn close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:03 PM tree-stunting plans, and rushes off to the sitting room.
shoes for the dead: how does he make his voice do that?
Beet: Hi Bosco
Nabby: Hi over and down there
EWeston: Reverb
shoes for the dead: hey Bosco
Cat : Bpsco
DJTweeny: Hi Bosco
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: Firesign's “EAT OR BE EATEN” **
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
EAT OR BE EATEN >> https://laugh.com/product/firesign-theatre-eat-or-be-eaten-cd/
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shoes for the dead: renoun
Nabby: Hi Bosco
Nabby: Where every 1 is named Bill-bo
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EAT OR BE EATEN” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-ln
lily: whats yer pets name
Bosco Hearn: Hello! I'm glad we made it!
Beet: I think they were the first ones to do the living inside a video game theme.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Mine's Sunshine Superdog, a Donovan reference
Nabby: What?
||||||||| "9:06 PM? 9:06 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Lil should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Lil enters and sits in the comfy chair.
EWeston: Underbugjet and overwhelmed
DJTweeny: Hi Lil
shoes for the dead: hey Lil
Nabby: Hi Lil, it's your night
lily: sugar rush
Beet: Evenin/ Lil
Cat : Lil
pinholeF200: hey Lil
lily: hey lil
EWeston: My cat usually goes by Onyx
EWeston: And hiagh Lil
Lil: Hi kiddos
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: This was pre Tron, wasn't it?
shoes for the dead: my cat is Kasut, Indonesian for Boots
DJTweeny: let me look it up
Cat : shoes, boots
Beet: Tron was 1982
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Petesellers gets out at 9:08 PM.
Cat : this is later, i think
DJTweeny: Ugust 1981
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: It's a town without pity
Cat : Pete
DJTweeny: Hi Pete
DJTweeny: *August
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
shoes for the dead: hey pete
Cat : i was wrong
pinholeF200: evenin' Pete
Lil: Is everybody gppd?
EWeston: Most mythological dogs who guard the gates to the dead are called spot.
Beet: Hi Pete
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Peter!
Nabby: This had to be 90s
Lil: That would be good lool
lily: its magical manic
||||||||| Outside, the 9:10 PM crosstown bus from Billville pulls away, leaving Johnny Dollar coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
DJTweeny: Augst 1981, Nabby
EWeston: JD
shoes for the dead: hey jD
Johnny Dollar: hack hack hello all
Cat : Hi $
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: So it WAS pre tron
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi $!
pinholeF200: hi jodo
Nabby: Ahhh I see Tween
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
Beet: Yo Johnny
lily: la tea so da
DJTweeny: sounds like I need to boost the gain on these tracks
Lil: Got a sore throat Johnny?
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Ralph into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, grumbles something about 9:12 PM, then departs.
Ralph: wow, this stuff is really good
DJTweeny: Hi Ralph
shoes for the dead: and even Ralph
lily: he took it in the cannollis
EWeston: Its really great shit
Beet: Hi Raph
Ralph: Edible Wrecks Garage hahahahahahaha
Nabby: my gamemaking pals hate this track when I play it hehe
Nabby: wimpy's
Lil: Please Tweeny
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Is the room ready for Ralph?
Nabby: Hey Ralph
Ralph: hiya, friends..........
pinholeF200: park and lock it
Lil: Hiya Ralphie
Cat : mr spoilsport
Johnny Dollar: funky connection I hear a whine...
Ralph: a substandard compact
lily: it floats
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
DJTweeny: OK, that's the best I can do on the gain
shoes for the dead: surviving consumers
EWeston: Volkswagon offices are being raided today
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That's a lot better DJT
DJTweeny: wow, don't know how that extra track got in there :/
Cat : odd that the flick eobe is completely different from this
Ralph: is nothing sacred
Nabby: sounds good Tween
Lil: The video with this title is on youtube
Johnny Dollar: 'at's 'etter tween
Ralph: mucho besserer
Cat : ew, isnt that a scene from breaking bad?
Nabby: Reconnect Johnny D?
shoes for the dead: right, Cat
DJTweeny: Think I need to do some diagnostics on my music box
Lil: Better Tweeny thanks
Nabby: ahh good
shoes for the dead: can't wait to se it again
Ralph: now THAT is interactive radio at its best
pinholeF200: I can turn audio up at this end, I have a Zeppelin Chip
Ralph: give me librium, or give me meth!
lily: option 5
Beet: lol Raplph
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Re-soul for you, shoes?
Ralph: an Airhead Light for me, thanks
Cat : babylon 6
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:18 PM and SidFudd waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Nabby: hit troll with axe
SidFudd: So...I hope everybody bought the Laugh.com CD of "Eat or Be Eaten"
Cat : fudd. lotsa folks here tonight
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
DJTweeny: catherwood, please give everone an Airhead Light
||||||||| Catherwood gives everone an airhead light.
Beet: Holy Fudd
Nabby: Hi SidF
EWeston: Only improbably Cat
shoes for the dead: hey Sid
DJTweeny: Hi Sid, how ya doin'?
lily: 7 days in May
Cat : guess cuz none of my pieces are being broadcast
DJTweeny: Hi Johnny
shoes for the dead: yuppers, Jam
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Love that film, Lily
Nabby: piece & love Cat
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Johnny Dollar: Fudd
lily: its yellow
DJTweeny: 7 Days In May is one great movie
SidFudd: "Eat or Be Eaten" the Cinemax version unfortunately belongs to HBO who never license anything ever
Nabby: was it a musical?
SidFudd: ...so we're probably never going to get to re-release that ourselves on DVD
Nabby: ; )
EWeston: It's in everybodies eggs
Nabby: wink
SidFudd: ...which is too bad, it's really funny and quite different from the LP
SidFudd: ...so is it on YouTube yet?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: One of the scaiest film, djt
DJTweeny: That's a drag, Sid :/
Cat : you would know,fudd
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
shoes for the dead: it was, Sid
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Scariest
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EAT OR BE EATEN” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-ln
Lil: It's been on you tube for years
Cat : hows the dvd coming along?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Learning three new words in Java
Nabby: The dance scene Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas do....wow!
DJTweeny: lol
Nabby: who knew?
pinholeF200: next week Java will update and those three words will be gone...
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
SidFudd: Can I post photos here? If not I'll just put something up on YouTube
SidFudd: ...er, Facebook
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, Pin!
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Lonesome Beetnik into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mutters something about 9:23 PM, then departs.
DJTweeny: You can post whatever links you like, Sid
DJTweeny: Hi Beetnik
Nabby: Welcome Lonesome
shoes for the dead: hey Lones
Cat : nik
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hiya, Lonesome!
Beet: Another Beet(nik)! Welcome
EWeston: Crazy man crazy
lily: honl the horn at the bridge
Lonesome Beetnik: hellooo
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EAT OR BE EATEN” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-ln
SidFudd: Can everyone see this thing I just posted? https://www.facebook.com/?_rdr=p
Ralph: geez this is so good
pinholeF200: hey LB
lily: hello lone
Beet: Just the type of insanity that pervades the gun nuts
Johnny Dollar: Beat or be beaten nik
EWeston: Ammosexuals in certain places
DJTweeny: That just opens FB for me, Sid
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Beet: lol EW
Ralph: have another hit
Cat : amazing, fudd
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Sitting at work, a customer walked up and said her name was Melanie Haber. I had to excuse myself and go to the bathroom
lily: lol ew
DJTweeny: lol Johan
EWeston: A particulary verolent type of troll
shoes for the dead: hahaha, Johan
Nabby: Pyrosexuals
Cat : good one, joh
EWeston: Protecting American guns, from Americans
Nabby: I've gone to that bathroom Joh
Ralph: did you return and say, "did you say, Audrey Farber?"
lily: Betty Jo Bealaski
Ralph: we're colonizing another assteroid
Johnny Dollar: Sid the link doesn't work for me
lily: balloon bread
EWeston: Purtie blue skys on Pluto
lily: ya gotta be friends
SidFudd: Go to Facebook and look for "Taylor Jessen"
shoes for the dead: we'll have the chance to weaponize it later, Ralph
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: No, Ralph, i did call her Nancy, though
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Cos everyone knew her as Nancy
lily: speak in bronx
Johnny Dollar: Thanks got it now
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Sprecht Englisch, troops!
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
EWeston: Sounds like a personal propblem
EWeston: Ohh Bobby
Nabby: lol
Ralph: unbelievable
Nabby: great cut
Ralph: the love duet from Car Wash LOFL
Lil: Each one signed by someone lol
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
shoes for the dead: art of the insane
Nabby: Mr. Leonardo's - video version https://youtu.be/M4k23EYlv4c
lily: don't cha know
EWeston: And well named, who ever he,or she is
Beet: I love art of the insane
Cat : does this still work?
pinholeF200: dry white toast, four whole fried chickens and a coke
DJTweeny: I need st play some XM Radio stuff
Ralph: does my state have active consumer fraud statutes?
Nabby: what Cat?
Cat : i typed something that went red and wasnt posted
DJTweeny: *to play
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Art of the inane
SidFudd: Sad-Eyed Hoboes Roasting Crying Orphans
Nabby: ohhhh
Cat : isnt the xm stuff supposed to be pay-to-hear?
EWeston: My favorite Fudd
Nabby wants this game made
lily: spin the firesign?
Ralph: parched by thirst
EWeston: Never get drunk with a perch
Cat : hard to be parched by anything else
DJTweeny: Would be very cool is there was a EOBE video game :)
Nabby: jump on the giant joystick boing!
Cat : i'm surprised bergman and ted bonnet didnt produce this as a game.
||||||||| llanwydd tiptoes in around 9:38 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
Nabby: I have thought about it more than once Tween
llanwydd: howdy
Cat : heir Pyst sold quite well
DJTweeny: Hi Llan
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: If a bird gets drunk on its perch... I can't finish this
lily: nabby make the game
shoes for the dead: llan!
Nabby: Cat indeed?
Cat : llan
Cat : their
Nabby: Hi llan
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Llan, evening
llanwydd: how's everybody?
Beet: Yo Llan
Cat : you dont know about Pyst, nab?
Nabby: Kickstarter lily
DJTweeny: excellent idea, Nabby
||||||||| It's 9:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Petesellers - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Bosco Hearn - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Nabby: oh yes oh my yes Cat - been gaming since the 70's
Ralph: that is effing hilarious
Nabby: Myst "parody"
llanwydd: where does fst get their background music?
Nabby: did you ever play it? I never did
SidFudd: If ANYONE knows about a small, up-and-coming video game company that wants to make a game out of "Eat or Be Eaten" or "Danger in Dreamland", PLEASE let me know
Ralph: a rich brew of revolting ferment
Cat : they make it themselves, or buy it.
DJTweeny: Sid would know
llanwydd: I thought it was "revolting vermin"
SidFudd: Good news, the FiresignTheatre.com download store should be coming online at last in the next few months, grid willing
Cat : what is danger in dreamland, fudd
DJTweeny: Cool, Sid :)
SidFudd: On the to-do list are downloadable versions of:
SidFudd: The Rhino "We're Doomed" trilogy
shoes for the dead: Great, Sid!
SidFudd: Fools in Space
Beet: Great news S F
SidFudd: A nice sampler version of "Duke of Madness Motors", kinda a triple-LP-length thing
Cat : people will love that
EWeston: The mice are singing The International outside
SidFudd: The Magic Mushroom plays - restored from the best available sources!
SidFudd: The Bergman Memorial video
DJTweeny: nice :)
Cat : finally!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Sid Phd, great idea
SidFudd: A compilation of Pete & Phil's bits for the syndicated "Hot News" series circa 1977, "The Proctor Bergman Report"
SidFudd: Ossman's Audiola, I hope
Nabby: great idea Tween
SidFudd: llanwyd - which background music exactly? I might be able to ID some cuts
Cat : Audiola was many shows, eh, Fudd?
pinholeF200: a guaranteed hourly hour
Nabby: Pants 'em!
llanwydd: well, sid, I was thinking of the music on this one
Lil: Could I download a t-shirt?
Cat : ossman's radio show from everett
Nabby: Audiola was nifty
SidFudd: "Danger in Dreamland" is a video game Austin wrote - Nick Danger has to solve a murder mystery inside Dreamland Studios in Hollywood
SidFudd: The game engine would generate a different murder suspect every time
lily: lol lil
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
llanwydd: sounds cool
Cat : sounds intriguing, fudd
Ralph: you could get me to believe that was real
Nabby: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myst
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: from the DOMM Hour Hour Broadcasts “PANTS THE BOURGEOISIE” **
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
DUKE OF MADNESS MOTORS >> http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
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Nabby: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyst
EWeston: Rocky in the aviary with an anchovie
Lil: lol Lily
SidFudd: There were lots of Audiola shows, but we'd focus on releasing the Firesign interview shows where he talked to Austin & Proctor & Bergman (plus the one where he played Tirebiter)
Lil: The last reel?
lily: rodent track
Nabby: Neato SidF
Cat : was Still waiting for the Electrician an audiola?
Nabby: mouse skeeters
Cat : i bought it as a cassette from Otherworld
EWeston: Rodent stalk
llanwydd: I haven't heard "still waiting"
SidFudd: I spent untold hours identifying all the record cues they used in "Radio Hour Hour" and "Dear Friends" and "Let's Eat" and finally I made a couple of mix CDs using those cuts - I hope everybody found them
SidFudd: I hid them on the "Duke of Madness Motors" promotional website
Nabby: Ossman-World
SidFudd: Here are links:
shoes for the dead: sneeky rat
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Rodents talk
Cat : i/m sure tween will play it eventuallyh
lily: stalkin vermon
Nabby: very shneeky yesh
SidFudd: http://www.footnoteconspiracy.com/domm-promo/Hi%20I%27m%20Les%20Thompson.mp3
Nabby: stalkin vermooth
Beet: Mysticism
EWeston: That one's disguised as a pumpkin
SidFudd: http://www.footnoteconspiracy.com/domm-promo/Chugoku-Chiho%20no%20Komoriuta.mp3
llanwydd: I was wondering if they pay royalties for the music they use or do pay once for the use of a background cd or something like that
lily: vodka stalls
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thinking of raising the level of my home with chinchillas.
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
shoes for the dead: kiosk
lily: that would start any engine
Nabby: Myst and Doom 2 were the best selling games of that year - Doom changed the game biz (shooters) - Myst really didn't
llanwydd: I always took that as "raze" the level of your home which I think is hilarious
Nabby: unfortunately
EWeston: Get some of those bicycle clips for your pants
llanwydd: maybe that's just my imagination
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Banana bikes
llanwydd: what?
SidFudd: llanwydd - no, never! Heh, heh. In "Duke of Madness Motors" I tried to edit down all the cues to something fragmentary, something that would just serve as a bumper.
Nabby: Pork?
EWeston: Mobile home flies
Lil: good one ll
EWeston: Lands badly
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Maybe you left your cues in the cellophane too long
shoes for the dead: upwardly mobile flies
SidFudd: "The Duke's Duet" from Il Schizophreno always killed me
llanwydd: well, I made a radio play fifteen years ago and used background music that I only had to pay for once
llanwydd: no royalties
Nabby: fly, be free
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol shoes!
EWeston: A gold standard in flies
SidFudd: On the DVD, you'll finally get to hear Proctor deliver a few bars from that aria!
pinholeF200: has four wheels and flies
Nabby: mr too SidF
Nabby: rr
SidFudd: EWeston: Terry keeps his clips on!
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EWeston: He may have done it once live, at Oregon
EWeston: Ank you V Stanishawl
shoes for the dead: seems like they did it at one show I saw, EW
EWeston: Mid seventies tour
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
shoes for the dead: no then
SidFudd: Did anybody buy "Cassette Chronicles" in 1980?
Cat : i have it
Nabby: passed SidF wish I hadn't
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Cat : used a piece of it on my firesign/steely dan collage.
SidFudd: That's something we've got that we could conceivably put in the download store - it's so topical to the 1980 Presidential campaign, but it's worth it to hear they COMPLETELY SLANDER Reagan in the last episode
llanwydd: never heard of cassette chronicles
Nabby: excellent SidF
Cat : "they dont give a fuck about anybody else" from Show Biz Kids mixed with the loujdly swearing phils at the end of Campaign
EWeston: Procter shrieked, spun about shreiked again, and then made stabbing motions as he whirled about. Very manic
Nabby: great
Ralph: a Japanese logger?
llanwydd: proctor was always the most manic of the four
Cat : tweeny was worried the station would get in trouble
Cat : still is, llan
lily: vape it
DJTweeny: It's OK if it's not swearing just to swear, like Dice Clay ;)
DJTweeny: F & S here and there OK
llanwydd: never liked clay
Ralph: you don't want to start a foir, do you?
llanwydd: foir
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
llanwydd: we didn't start the foir
EWeston: Not sure where the key goes
Ralph: Smokier the Bear
Nabby flips his lid
llanwydd: fumer the behrt
shoes for the dead: after the clef sigh
Cat : great gary snider poem
shoes for the dead: sign
SidFudd: ...at the Guernsey fair...I detect the El Supremo...
Ralph: Gary Snyder
Nabby: every good boy deserves fudge
Cat : did you hear my deputy steely dan has no friends collages, fudd?
EWeston: Put yer adinoids into it man!
Beet: Hello NSA guy
EWeston: Noce hat
Nabby: great big dogs fight animals
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Cat : i turned that line into dreamo cigar ad from Max Morgan, Crime Cabby
SidFudd: Cat: no, ALREADY LAUGHING at that description
lily: it was great fudd
Ralph: very realistic
Nabby moons the NSA in Java
Ralph: mmmm, unidentified rat parts
shoes for the dead: tastes like pork
EWeston: Desert flee!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Yay, Nabby! You go girl!
lily: part of the information is now in the loop
Nabby: bits of it
Ralph: Nabby, I didn't know you liked astronomy!
SidFudd: Wait, tonight's chat is ALSO supposed to be about the Radio Hour Hour episode "Pants the Bourgeouisie"? Hmm, what trivia can I share
lily: nano nabby
Nabby: the Order of the Cosmos Ralph, the Music of the Spheres
Nabby: nabbo nanny
SidFudd: First of all, everyone should find a copy of the Devil's Anvil album "Hard Rock from the Middle East" which they played a cut from during that show
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And the Lost Chord, Nabby!
Nabby: what? wait a minute!
llanwydd: ever had beouf bourgeouisie? great with pearl onions
lily: tingle bells
SidFudd: specifically this cut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho5pv8lZxgY
Nabby: never could find it Joh, you?
Ralph: a roll of honor!
Nabby: I though it was C flat 97
Beet: Remember when TV's WEREN'T color?
SidFudd: Bergman reads from Aleister Crowley "777 Revisited"
SidFudd: Proctor reads from The Urantia Book
EWeston: In a maple icling clef
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
SidFudd: Bergman reads from Olaf Stapledon Last and First Men
Cat : yhes beet
SidFudd: Ossman reads from Black Elk Speaks
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Actually, I did, but I only got back with two notesof it
lily: oh we are better than that
SidFudd: Proctor reads from Terry Southern "The Magic Christian"
Nabby: great stuff SidF
lily: spaldine
EWeston: You get the spald knife and we'll meet on side D
shoes for the dead: What?
Beet: I'm turning on non-Firesign people to "Boomers On A Bus"
DJTweeny: Good for you, Beet :)
Cat : Christian reads from Terry Southern's The Magic Proctor
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EWeston: Yah I got someone to look at that. A good response later
lily: half an ine is better than ew
Beet: Bench, sorry
EWeston: OK I knew that
Cat : Robert Benchley was never sorry, when he could be funny
lily: whistle moorse
Nabby: Cat lol
shoes for the dead: bench on a bus?
Johnny Dollar: I think we're all boomers in this bus
pinholeF200: go to Jeans North, where nothing fits
Nabby: Agree Cat (Benchley)
lily: seven heaven
EWeston: I go to REI, where the socks are expensive
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: So right, Johnny D, so right
Ralph: I'll take the bag
pinholeF200: Haven't been to REI for years, will go soon as I'm running out of Strike Anywhere matches
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Look inside, mr. Ralph
Nabby: I'm of the Steve Jobs gen - sort of the afterboomers
Ralph: yeah Johnny
shoes for the dead: shock waver
DJTweeny: lol @ afterboomers
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: When boomers wee bongers...
Nabby: you know Tween?
Ralph: the Magic Bowl Movement
Ralph: the hanging judge
DJTweeny: Nabby: you know Tween? << heard of him
EWeston: Acch! Me pour Bairns!
Cat : by Mudheadsky?
Nabby: lol
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I have been working on that decomposition, R
Ralph: Duluth?
Johnny Dollar: speaking of Japanese translations: from instructions for a print washer- "bubbly makes to the several directions"
Beet: Funny stuff
Nabby: how long have you been decomposing Johan
Ralph: it's really good shit, Mrs. Presskey
lily: my name is puff
SidFudd: I'm Gen-X myself. "X is for Xylophone - because X is ALWAYS for xylophone" - Shel Silverstein
EWeston: Does it seem that different from decompostsision?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: About 60 yrs, not counting the time travel...
Cat : are you a magic dragon, lily?
Nabby: Don't knock Duluth they have an italian restaurant and a thriving drug trade
Ralph: within 2 months of it JAM
lily: umm could be tween
EWeston: Will it work with my posies an snaperdragons?
lily: It time to set up camp
Ralph: wow Nabby, that's just like America!
pinholeF200: saw a picture on Facebook: What do we want: Time Travel, When do we want it: Doesn't Matter
Johnny Dollar: circa '55
EWeston: OK Hey camp, look over there!
Ralph: yes pinhole!
DJTweeny: good one, pin
shoes for the dead: got his wallet
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, pin!
Beet: I liked that too, pin
Ralph: look at this grape.......
Nabby: you make the time travel institue and wait for someone from the institute in the future to time travel backward and explain time travel so it can be invented
Cat : the negro industry?
Cat : is that like the coloured persuation?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Right, JD
EWeston: Cash or plastic on him?
Ralph: i'll need peppers up my slacks to get up that early....
SidFudd: Personally I have a driving thug trade, but Reverend Spooner will fix everyting
pinholeF200: and don't forget the matrix for transparent aluminum
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Lil: I love the tv guide readings
Ralph: Gets a Cleaver
Nabby: plastic people? people are already biodegradable
shoes for the dead: a US+ gard
Ralph: Blondie gets a cleaver
shoes for the dead: card
EWeston: As long as it fits into the cash machine were good
SidFudd: Has anybody heard Austin's 1966 KPFK one-off half-hour special "The Razzberry Show"?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Blondie gets cleaverage
Johnny Dollar: look out dagwood
EWeston: New one on me Fudd
Cat : Beaver gets a cleaver, never clever
shoes for the dead: no, Sid
Nabby: Uh-uh no SidF
Cat : not me, fudd
EWeston: Eddie gets clever. June slaps him silly
lily: nope never no
Lil: lol EW
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: SF, never, unless DJT has played it here
pinholeF200: loved the Cleaver boys, Wally, Beaver and Eldridge
Nabby: you can't say beaver on the internet
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hahaha, pin!
EWeston: Wouldn't you love to see that?
Cat : only if you're a patriotic canadian
pinholeF200: I didn't say beaver, I said Beaver
SidFudd: YAY no one's heard it yet! That's going in the download store for sure!
Nabby: ahh I appreciate the distinction thanks
Beet: beaver, beaver, beaver
EWeston: See, totally different in a cloney sorta way
DJTweeny: SidFudd: Has anybody heard Austin's 1966 KPFK one-off half-hour special "The Razzberry Show"? << don't know it, Sid
lily: ya but muff is ok
shoes for the dead: cubed beaver
Nabby: Beet careful you'll summon the great all-beaver
EWeston: Furkins for sale or rent
Cat : there is tons of stuff i haven't heard
pinholeF200: Muff is Steve Winwood's brother
Nabby: muff is good I agree no problem there
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Bob the beaver lived in a dark hole....
Beet: been waiting for it all my life
Ralph: the mix in my phones makes me keep looking around looking for people in my empty apartment
DJTweeny: "A beer river running through the arboreal dell..." from The Bank Dick
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Johnny Dollar: Some muffs are made of beaver
Nabby: nothing like a warm muff on a cold day
Beet: keep your hand warm
EWeston: But not as deer as a muckluc
Nabby: is that right Dollar i did not know that
shoes for the dead: and your pipe hid
Cat : Fudd, Timm Mmmcoy mentioned a firesign series i'd never encountered from early 70s.
lily: and so good when your nails look bad
Cat : i think he even posted an episode or 2 on facebook
Nabby: makes sense JD
Cat : you familiar with that?
Cat : stoned radio or something
SidFudd: "Not a fit night for man or beast" (shwish)
Ralph: the Androniver Nebula
Johnny Dollar: https://www.etsy.com/listing/88510563/beaver-muff
Ralph: this is soooooo good
EWeston: Rant on
SidFudd: Er... "stoned radio" was somebody's nickname for old Radio Hour Hour or Dear Friends shows that somebody was trying to sell in bootleg form on eBay
SidFudd: do you remember the contents of any shows?
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Ralph: who is this shoegrew creep on the website
Beet: It is nice to be a member of one of the few (only) group listen Firesign experiences.
Cat : bummer
Cat : you can ask timm yourself.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: So right, Beet!
Ralph: yes, that's two license plates for the price of three if you ACT NOW
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Cat : i cant imagine he'd be part of any such scam intentionally
Nabby: how was the Firesign radio stuff broadcast on WFMU?
Cat : the stuff i heard didnt sound like something i'd heard,fudd
lily: but we like that
Nabby: what was that about?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lids of grass, LOL
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Ralph: laughing uncontrollably
Nabby: https://wfmu.org/playlists/FT
lily: yes yes
Johnny Dollar: lol
Beet: This is hilarious.
Nabby: indeed
shoes for the dead: Great celophane!
Cat : sounds like I Think it's gonna Rain Today
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: A cure for Dances With Wolves
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Ralph: that was EXHAUSTING
DJTweeny: lol
Nabby: the WFMU broadcasts just preceded DoMM's release
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Right, Cat, the PG version
Ralph: I hope I didn't keep the world awake
Nabby: seemed a bit odd
Beet: Johnny Carbon
lily: tuck it up
Cat : i thought it was the Judy Collins version
shoes for the dead: El Boroom
Ralph: the sound effects are incredible
Ralph: 4-D
Johnny Dollar: El Beau Rheum
Ralph: lol
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
SidFudd: Nabby - I picked a dozen episodes I thought were great radio and I mailed them to FMU. They made it one of their summer shows and I love them for it
Nabby: war should only be waged with sound fx
Nabby: Ahh is that it - thanks Sid
Beet: amen
DJTweeny: Good idea, Nabby
Johnny Dollar: only if war was a laughing matter Nabby
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That's the way we fought war when I was about ten...
Johnny Dollar: Right JAM
pinholeF200: my brother had a whole catalog of sound effects for different weapons
||||||||| It's 10:40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Lonesome Beetnik - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Johnny Dollar: budda budda buddah
Nabby: ahh ineed JD
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Couldn't join my troop if you couldn't make the sound fx...
Nabby: indeedy
Ralph: keep this brief
Cat : mar gar ine
Johnny Dollar: chick-a-boom
EWeston: The US army had recordings they used to spuff the Germans. A whole fake army
Ralph: the Administrative branch
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'll keep it in my pants
pinholeF200: equal time for boxers, Ralph
Ralph: the Federal Bureau of Marijuana
Johnny Dollar: ride of the valkyries
Nabby: troops would be armed with their own theme music, sound fx and plenty of marijuana
Nabby: boot camp is a blast
Ralph: and here i was about to complain
pinholeF200: reverse Ender's Game, make the real soldiers fight it out on video games
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Only heroes get their own theme music
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
DJTweeny: they have camps for boots?
shoes for the dead: drink till ya boot
Ralph: the 1st Natural Bank?
Nabby: kill da wabbit kill da wabbit JD
EWeston: I'm flashing on Kelly's Heros
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: No more buwwits
SidFudd: Johnny Dollar: DEBIT DEBIT DEBIT
Beet: The Pyramids are abandoned apartments
Cat : the only pyramid i've been in was in vegas
Nabby: oh yeah Tween boots are just as patriotic as any other article of clothing
SidFudd: Ooh, just remembered - I taped the Q&A that Proctor and Ossman did for Worldcon/Sasquan in August. I'll post that soon
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
EWeston: There were some fine condos by The Black Sea. Then it flooded
Nabby: shoes for industry!
Cat : greatr news, fudd.
Cat : i enjoed their interview with steve gilmor recently
lily: contagious
Nabby: ooooh nice Sid
Beet: Really good, Cat
EWeston: Secret enemas, all around us
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nervous in enema territory
Cat : gave me a different perspective on Bozos, and austin as the main surrealist.
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Johnny Dollar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_Vpg7M2t1k
Nabby: Enema territory good christ!
shoes for the dead: enema of the state
Nabby: lol
lily: pack it in
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
EWeston: With, or without trans sound?
SidFudd: They're really right about Austin and surrealism - Ossman was the student of the surrealist school, but Austin had the most surreal lines
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: LOL!
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
lily: end scene
pinholeF200: irrigation for Uranus
Johnny Dollar: Albert Jay Nock shoes
Nabby: the best Sid - surrealist torch bearer
Cat : and thus was the mostly naturally surreal person?
EWeston: Most complex sneeze evah
Cat : they were all great students and teachers, but more
Johnny Dollar: http://www.barefootsworld.net/nockoets0.html
EWeston: Clear!
SidFudd: Does everyone still have their turntables? Would you buy a new Firesign record if we put it out?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: We're all clear on this bus, E
shoes for the dead: probly, Sid
Johnny Dollar: got one
EWeston: I've still got mine JAM
Nabby: indeed Cat they are/were comedic mentors of deepest teach
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
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'
Cat : from last Whidbey show: so You don't go to school? Bergman answers, heck no, i'm 70 years old
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: SF, no, gave up my turntable about 20 yrs ago
pinholeF200: Have 2 turntables, hope at least one is still working. The belts go bad after awhile.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: And a microphone, Pin?
shoes for the dead: new ones are around, Pin
pinholeF200: sure, I have a stereo pair of mics
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Ralph: Gadzooks Tween, you've outdone yrself again
Cat : my next show is a longest halloween show you'll hear at the end of oct.
Nabby: must have operating turntable must
Cat : more music than usual.
Johnny Dollar: kiwll da wabbit: https://youtu.be/b_Vpg7M2t1k
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Looking forward to that, Cat!!
EWeston: A fine fine tim, er time.
SidFudd: Of course if we put out a record it would come with digital downloads
Nabby: Catherwood give everyone a turntable
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a turntable.
Nabby: Cool Cat
pinholeF200: For more enjoyment and greater efficiency, consumption is being standardized. We are sorry...
lily: yeah cat
EWeston: THis turntable is sick!
SidFudd: I'm going to be honest: I don't listen to my records unless I'm digitizing them. But as art objects they are TASTY bastards.
Johnny Dollar: thanks catherweird
Cat : i wonder if there is enough of an audience to warrant that, taylor
Nabby: squeeze it EW
lily: peddle faster
shoes for the dead: Thanks, Tween!!
Nabby: great funness Tweeny!
Beet: Some nice laughs tonight. Thanks, all. Thanks Tween. G'Nite.
EWeston: U pungent
Cat : maybe get Proctor on WTF and him and Maron could compare discs vs digitals
Johnny Dollar: great thx djt
shoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: It's time to report to the hospitality shelter in this area! Thanks all!
pinholeF200: Thanks for fun frolics and a chance to type both beaver and Beaver
lily: Cat EWeston Johan Amadeus Myjetski Johnny Dollar lily Nabby pinholeF200 Ralph shoes for the dead SidFudd thank you all and Tween well u da best
Cat : by beet
Nabby: thanks Merlin & the 4 or 5
Cat : lily, et al
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation...
Nabby: later Beet
||||||||| At 10:54 PM, EWeston dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
||||||||| "10:54 PM? I'm late!" exclaims pinholeF200, who then hurries out through the french doors and down through the garden.
Lil: Great material thanks Tweeny and all else
Ralph: it is an outrageous privilege to be in this intolerably small group of avid listeners
Nabby: you guys are krayzeee
||||||||| It's 10:55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| llanwydd - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
Lil: Take care and have a good week y'all
Johnny Dollar: byall pb pa spiritually
SidFudd: Proctor wants to get on WTF, probably won't happen until he has an autobiography to peddle but Maron's interested
Lil: lol Ralph yeah we're all pearls
DJTweeny: That'd be cool :)
Nabby: be well stay groovy and all kinds of stuff like that there!
SidFudd: Okay, it's best not to promise anything I can't deliver, so before I get all speculative about things I WANT to reissue I'm gonna call it a night. Speak out, seek out!
Cat : proc was interviwed by maron on air america, as i recall
||||||||| Around 10:56 PM, SidFudd walks off into the sunset...
Cat : by fudd
Lil: That would be really cool Sid
Ralph: time to take this baby for a spin on the Funway.......until next time
Lil: U2 Nabby
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:57 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Rufus_T_Firetween by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
||||||||| 10:57 PM -- Johnny Dollar left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| DJTweeny leaves to catch the 10:57 PM train to Texas.
Lil: Nite nite Tweeny dear
Cat : off we drift
||||||||| At 10:58 PM, Cat vanishes mysteriously -- just as Nino the Mind Boggler predicted!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 11:10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| lily - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Beet - dead from the yaws
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Nabby - dead from measles
||||||||| Lil - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Ralph - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:
Beet
Bosco Hearn
Cat
DJTweeny
EWeston
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Johnny Dollar
Lil
lily
llanwydd
Lonesome Beetnik
Nabby
pinholeF200
Ralph
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
SidFudd
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/firesale/firesale.php?audio#DUKEOFPFTFTJ
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=domm-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eobe-ln
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalk_Mark_in_a_Rain_Storm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalk_Mark_in_a_Rain_Storm#Personnel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myst
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyst
https://laugh.com/product/firesign-theatre-eat-or-be-eaten-cd/
https://wfmu.org/playlists/FT
https://www.etsy.com/listing/88510563/beaver-muff
https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208
https://www.facebook.com/?_rdr=p
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_Vpg7M2t1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho5pv8lZxgY
https://youtu.be/b_Vpg7M2t1k
https://youtu.be/M4k23EYlv4c
http://www.barefootsworld.net/nockoets0.html
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
http://www.footnoteconspiracy.com/domm-promo/Chugoku-Chiho%20no%20Komoriuta.mp3
http://www.footnoteconspiracy.com/domm-promo/Hi%20I%27m%20Les%20Thompson.mp3
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow



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