A Firesign Chat
11/19/2015




Archive

||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for November 19, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies DJTweeny into the room, accepts three dimes as a gratuity, mutters something about 7:26 PM, then departs.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| "7:56 PM? 7:56 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Rufus_T_Firetween should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Rufus_T_Firetween enters and sits in the comfy chair.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET **
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! **
Currently playing: warm up music (Gene Krupa)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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||||||||| It's :40 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| - dead from
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| "8:41 PM? 8:41 PM!!" says Catherwood, "McTirebiter should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as McTirebiter enters and sits in the comfy chair.
McTirebiter: Well hello there...
||||||||| Catherwood escorts DJTweeny into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:43 PM, then departs.
DJTweeny: Hi Tirebiter
||||||||| "8:43 PM? 8:43 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Rufus_T_Firetween should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Rufus_T_Firetween enters and sits at the bar.
McTirebiter: There's a bar?
DJTweeny: But of course there is...
DJTweeny: How else would they serve the Blue Moss?
McTirebiter: I'll show some restraint and settle for two Mai Tai's.
DJTweeny: ** If you want to know where your fellow chatters live, ask Nino The Mindboggler by clicking on the link at the bottom of the page.
DJTweeny: Nino has you in Alaska, is that correct?
DJTweeny: Catherwood, please give Tirebiter two Mai-Tais
||||||||| Catherwood gets tirebiter two mai-tais.
McTirebiter: I was trying to figure that out myself...
McTirebiter: Let's just say "Tornado Alley".
DJTweeny: Don't think Alaska qualifies ;)
McTirebiter: True - but this area does have ice storms - smaller ones.
DJTweeny: They get those in Dallas
||||||||| Catherwood leads KodeBloo inside, makes a note of the time (8:50 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
DJTweeny: Hi KodeBloo
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Captain Equinox gets out at 8:51 PM.
McTirebiter: I need directions to the STANDING room.
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Captain Equinox: Hiya, Kiddos!
DJTweeny: Hi Captain
McTirebiter: Welcome.
KodeBloo: Okay, I'm trying to figure out the stream thing...
McTirebiter: Hm. Didn't know about that edition of "Anythynge" but knew about Bear Manor Media. They do lots of eclectic showbiz stuff.
DJTweeny: They should be clickable, KodeBloo
McTirebiter: My browser (a recent Firefox version) seems to see all aspects of the page...
KodeBloo: Oh, they are. But I was expecting Firesign Theater. Not that I don't like swing bands, but...
DJTweeny: Alternately, you can copy and enter it manually into your player
Captain Equinox: Great music mix, Deej!
DJTweeny: This is warm-up music :)
DJTweeny: The show starts at 9pm ET
KodeBloo: gotcha
DJTweeny: Thanks Captain
McTirebiter: Puts me in a mood for Spike Jones.
DJTweeny: Just a chance for people to get connected to the streams before the show
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and intones "Presenting 'Joey', just granted probation at 8:57 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "8:57 PM and late as usual, it's COtech, just back from Billville."
DJTweeny: Hi Joey
DJTweeny: Hi COtech
COtech: Hi Tweeny.
Joey: Where the white women at..???
DJTweeny: lol
||||||||| 8:58 PM: rebozoette jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
McTirebiter: Cue the film quotes from heaven...
DJTweeny: Love Blazing Saddles
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:59 PM and Merlyn waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
rebozoette: Captain Equinox COtech DJTweeny Joey KodeBloo McTirebiter hi all and tweenie thanks for the grand music and laughs
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
||||||||| Beet sashays in at 8:59 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Beet: Ella and Firesign! Amazing. Howdy all.
DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
Merlyn: hey now hey now
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies shoes for the dead in through the front door at 8:59 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
McTirebiter: Greetings. 'Shrooms are in the gold decanter.
shoes for the dead: Howdy
DJTweeny: Anita O'Day, actually
DJTweeny: Hi shoes
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Beet: Souns like a 78
||||||||| Catherwood leads Nabby in through the front door at 9:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
Beet: Hi shoes
rebozoette: heres lead in yer ear
Beet: Hi Merl
shoes for the dead: hey Nab
DJTweeny: All those tunes were from 78 collections
DJTweeny: Hi Nabby
Captain Equinox: !!!!!!!
rebozoette: Hi Nab Beet Mer
Beet: With us for awhile, Nab?
McTirebiter: FunFunTown Police HQ?? uh oh
Beet: Hi Cap.
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'EWeston', just granted probation at 9:01 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
rebozoette: the fault is in the vault
Beet: Hi EW
EWeston: Hey folks and the Tweeny
shoes for the dead: hey EW
Nabby Sure Beet hey shoes, Tween, reboz
Captain Equinox: Hiya, Fella!
DJTweeny: Hi EW
McTirebiter: That's it! I can get rich by suffocating myself with a bag and then suing the bag company...
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Captain Equinox: *honk honk*!!!
Nabby: EW & Cap & Mc & Merl
rebozoette: helllooo
Beet: Hello down there
EWeston: Vaults are good places for faults
shoes for the dead: Woodrow
Captain Equinox: Yahoo!
Nabby: Austin-o-rama!
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
rebozoette: yeah that dj sang on his show Roadkill BRILLIANT
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:04 PM and Lil steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - currently playing - “THE CASE OF HE MISSING SHOE” **
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
BOX OF DANGER >> https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook
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Lil: Hi gang
rebozoette: hi lil
Nabby: Hi Lil
shoes for the dead: lil!
DJTweeny: Hi Lil
Lil: Shoes!
EWeston: Ms Lil, yer pearls, yer couch
rebozoette: show tines
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Lil: Nabby!
Lil: Rebo!!!!
Beet: Hi Lil
Lil: Tween!!!!!!!
Nabby: tada!
Lil: LOL
Beet: Hi Rebo
Lil: Beet!
McTirebiter: Porkers!!!!!!!!
EWeston: Hope the green is parsely
Lil: Bahahaha
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “BOX OF DANGER: The Complete Nick Danger Casebook” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
Nabby: Honk!
shoes for the dead: What?
EWeston: What!?
Nabby: lol
Lil: What what?
shoes for the dead: ehco in here
Nabby: ehco in here
EWeston: Ampere Watt too youse
Lil: An echo even :-P
Captain Equinox: LOVE this. Thanks Kurt!
Captain Equinox: I mean...
Nabby: what do you mean
Lil: Chocolate Twizzlers anyone?
Captain Equinox: I'm actually NOT mean.
shoes for the dead: don't be mean
DJTweeny: Yeah, it's fun stuff Captain :)
EWeston: Do you eat them or look at them
Lil: Both
shoes for the dead: except to Kiki
Lil: At the same time
Nabby: Twizzler taunting
EWeston: As long as its dark chocolate
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Captain Equinox: Jewish writers?
rebozoette: now he is Ruth less
Lil: Bah. A fad.
McTirebiter: Couldn't be. There are NO writers.
shoes for the dead: or actors
Lil: Don't recall hearing this particular incarnation before
Nabby: Who's Peggy?
EWeston: Yah lets go back to the good old chocolate. Physcoactive and a sexual aid
Captain Equinox: or Classes, except in their High School.
Lil: Hear hear!!!
Beet: Always a cliffhanger
McTirebiter: A darned sock... I get it. Um... actually, I don't.
Captain Equinox: Where Where?
shoes for the dead: there there
Lil: I think I have a version on tape cassette thogh
Nabby: Honk Honk
EWeston: Nit one pearl three rince and repeat
Lil: though
DJTweeny: Forgot about all the commercials in these bits
Lil -)
EWeston: Skink cheese a fembly favorite
shoes for the dead: at no extra charge
Nabby: Me too Tween
Lil: Ack.
Nabby: Great
EWeston: They haff no noses, but waffle eyes
Lil: Leggo my waffle
Nabby: used to fish for waffle eyed pike
McTirebiter: Shouldn't be a left shoe. Middle shoes have best reception...
shoes for the dead: meaty dialog
Nabby: beefy
rebozoette: red is the the color of my true loves nose
EWeston: A three legged men stand up!
Nabby: And of three-nosed red men?
Lil: Hey Shoes, one of you is in this episode
Nabby: A fine box indeed
McTirebiter: Box of Danger...
Beet: kewl
Captain Equinox: Next Payday.
||||||||| "9:19 PM? 9:19 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Johan Amadeus Myjetski should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Johan Amadeus Myjetski enters and sits in the comfy chair.
EWeston: Hide the bread
shoes for the dead: so when is the dvd coming out, anyway?
Lil: Jam! LOL
shoes for the dead: hey JAM
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ah, the comfy chair!
Captain Equinox: Excellent description.
Nabby: Hey Joh whaddya know
McTirebiter: I need 78s of it, but that's just me.
Nabby: EYKIW is great!
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! Now playing: Firesign's “EVERYHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG” **
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
EYKIW >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw
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Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Evening, lil, shoes, et al
Captain Equinox: Men and women are the same sex!
Lil: When they came to NY John Goodman made a surprise appearance in the show I went to
McTirebiter: ...born every minute?
Nabby: Coolio
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-ln
COtech: Everything I know is wrong!
DJTweeny: That's really cool, Lil :)
Nabby: It is
EWeston: Till I fell into that whole I dint kno nutfin
Lil: It was kinda
McTirebiter: But I'm smarter than I'll ever be.
rebozoette: don't tell me I am write when I know its wrongy
shoes for the dead: where am I?
Nabby: Arf
EWeston: Near uphostry Ave and Mental
McTirebiter: swear to hell I saw it
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I used to think everything I knew was wrong, but turns out, I was wrong.
Nabby: you belong in a menthol hospital
rebozoette: nino says
shoes for the dead: kaff kaff
Nabby: a real square. little. feller.
EWeston: Right next to the Methodest Lab?
Nabby: very fashionable
McTirebiter: repeats everything anybody says...
Nabby: this recording explains everything!
EWeston: Sounds like D TRump
DJTweeny: lol Nabby
Beet: Choking on cheese. What a way to go.
EWeston: Cept he only hears himself
McTirebiter: repeats everything anybody sa (record scratch)
Nabby: Trump is a Rump
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hero or pothead?
EWeston: Those Italian cheeses can be deadly
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
shoes for the dead: fromage
McTirebiter: Ah, yes, the Hashfire Inn...
EWeston: Smile when you say that
Beet: All forests are naked yet have no shame.
shoes for the dead: Tam Efferson
Nabby: Hempy!
rebozoette: it was a striped nut
EWeston: And the herse he came in on
McTirebiter: 16mm makes you move your fingers over your lips a lot.
Lil: Is Nino in this one?
shoes for the dead: Beulah Balls
EWeston: yep
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Lil: One of my favorite names
shoes for the dead: cow hard
McTirebiter: Gotta defend your wine cellar!
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Nabby: I love tape recorder screwiness
Lil: Beulah Balls
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
EWeston: Sister to Meh Balls
Lil: BRB the firedog is clamoring for food
Nabby: Arf
shoes for the dead: i think this tape actually speeds up
McTirebiter: Minors?
EWeston: Marf
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I'm a fourth Indian, can i be in two places at once a couple of days per week?
EWeston: Miners maybe
McTirebiter: No... underage miners.
Nabby hugs a Syrian.
EWeston: Childish labor
rebozoette: is it gettin warm in here
EWeston: Me too Nabs
shoes for the dead: check the BIA
McTirebiter: I'll have a glass of that paste.
Beet: Anybody ever slow down the fast forwarding?
Nabby opens a porthole.
Nabby hugs EW.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Good one shoes!
shoes for the dead: I'm gonna try, Beet
EWeston: And stows hatch(back)
McTirebiter: There goes Carlos Castaneda!
rebozoette: hours of stuff never heard beet lol
Lil: Yes. It plays I Am the Walrus
Nabby: Keep it sweet Beet
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Catherwood, give everyone a hug
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone a hug.
EWeston: And back atcha Nabby
rebozoette: cool lil
Lil: Ha!
Beet: Don Bruja-ha
rebozoette: ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
Nabby: lol
Lil: Nino!!!!
Nabby: Nino!
McTirebiter: Live boggling!
Lil: Can't leave now!!!!
EWeston: He looks so regular
Nabby: Something's going to happen!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: You never know
shoes for the dead: hold the flattery
Nabby holds some of the flattery.
EWeston: I shure don't
rebozoette: who nose
Nabby: lol shoes
Beet: Austin is great in this.
EWeston: That and Jellyfish
Nabby: truly tops
Captain Equinox: Wholeflaffer?
Nabby: Wholeflatter
Merlyn: "melt a watch for Dr. Dali"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Stand by for the bluing of the moss...
shoes for the dead: planet Pluto
McTirebiter: hey sounds like Bob & Ray are on...
Nabby: haha yea
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:36 PM, dragging Alvarez by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Nabby: you know, I think
shoes for the dead: hey al
Beet: Earlier Nino says "hold the flattery" which is close to "Holflaffer".
EWeston: Yup hes a yahoo alright
DJTweeny: Hi Alvarez
Nabby: Hi Alv
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-ln
Nabby: Aha Beet
Beet: Yo Alvarez
EWeston: If you do strange things with your teeth
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greets, Alvarez!
McTirebiter: I have an entire set from Munchkin Mills.
shoes for the dead: the North will rise again!
Nabby: Gog and Magog - ice skating team?
EWeston: Your nap alzo
Nabby: naps are nothing to shake a stick at
EWeston: First you have to corner them
rebozoette: nabby nap
shoes for the dead: never wound a nap
EWeston: Shake a T square at them
||||||||| "9:40 PM? 9:40 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Mudhead should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Mudhead enters and sits on the divan.
shoes for the dead: it will charge at you
rebozoette: never sleep again nap
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Mud!
shoes for the dead: hey Mud
Mudhead: Hello all
Beet: Curious and kooky = Experts
EWeston: Electrostatic rules
McTirebiter: I'll turn the computer over.
DJTweeny: Hi Mudhead
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about “EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-ln
EWeston: Check its water pump
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: They work better upside down?
Beet: Gas Music from Jupiter
Nabby: This recording changed little Billy!
McTirebiter: Sounds like the aliens in "Stardust Memories".
DJTweeny: lol Nabby
EWeston: A panetary beet
Nabby: Indeed McT
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Anyone learning the piano?
Nabby: the Big Beet
shoes for the dead: don't we all, JAM?
McTirebiter: My folks got me a slide whistle. They told me it was a piano.
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Lol, Nabs!
Beet: I know exactly what a piano is. It has 88 teeth.
rebozoette: I never dreamed that was a thing
EWeston: Still trying to arraign a jam session with Jupiter
EWeston: I was a very bad corenet player
Nabby: The smell of Jovian gas music takes some getting used to
McTirebiter: "You have to practice even to be bad." - Jack Benny
shoes for the dead: my cornet was a good one, EW
EWeston: It was given to me by a bad uncle
Nabby: 88 teeth eating moss
Mudhead: I had a nice wood clarinet
Nabby: band ruled
Nabby: (drums)
shoes for the dead: yuppers, Nab
EWeston: I get by with two bass's these days. Just not concurrently
Beet: I played drums. You can turn anything into a drum.
rebozoette: I played stoop ball
Mudhead: better than football, but I was on the team so I didnt march
Nabby: mudball
EWeston: I kept checking for an exotic dancing class, in vain
Nabby: blech what a game
shoes for the dead: piss fest
McTirebiter: Well, I say Art Wholeflaffer has been altered.
Beet: Piss Fest is an organized event.
Mudhead: I ran the lighting for the dance club
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Played clarinet for years before i cut the souls off my shoes sat in a tree & learned to play the flute
Nabby: oh oh
EWeston: Ah yes the official stolen film
shoes for the dead: Bear Whiz is a sponser
McTirebiter: Got it: reflection of a pie plate in the atmosphere.
Nabby: eyeball playoffs
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Nabby: Catherwood give everyone eggs
||||||||| Catherwood gives everyone eggs.
rebozoette: its in the toast too
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nuts, yet he outranks them
EWeston: His option, Comand!
Beet: Catherwood pass the syrup
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Beet and queries "Did you want something?"
shoes for the dead: syrup won't stop them!
rebozoette: crazy like a lemon
McTirebiter: Lemons will stop them.
Nabby: Good try Beet but shoes is right!
Beet: Foiled again!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Back to stonehenge!
||||||||| "Hey Mudhead!" ... Mudhead turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:51 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
EWeston: 8000BC is my guess
||||||||| 9:51 PM: Mudhead jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
Nabby: Aluminum fool on the hill...
EWeston: Computer is toying with Mudhead?
Mudhead: still droppin out like last week
Beet: Most UFO revelations are made in trailer parks.
rebozoette: give them some privvie
Nabby: The Computer Is Your Friend
EWeston: I'm good so far nark on would
Nabby: sounds ok here
McTirebiter: Ol' Dagwich Humphead. I remember him or her.
Beet: Hello NSA guy.
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Mudhead: Im gonna try IE
Nabby: Mossy!
||||||||| Mudhead leaves to catch the 9:53 PM train to Connecticut.
Nabby: Cool Mud
McTirebiter: I thought DIA was covering this.
EWeston: Watch out for the hamburger
Nabby moons the NSA with feeling
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Mudhead into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, mumbles something about 9:54 PM, then departs.
rebozoette: mystic pazzaz
Nabby: Hi Mud
Mudhead: This seems better
EWeston: Mystic prozac
McTirebiter: Mooning is only flagged for analysis later.
shoes for the dead: you look better, Mud
Mudhead: Chrome was going crazy like a monkey
McTirebiter: And is wholly holy.
Nabby: cybernetic holo-drugs
Beet: Mudhead keeps vanishing and appearing.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: The sea f holes
EWeston: Thats what the cat is doing tossing a fish under the fridge
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: welly welly well...
Nabby: Hi hi hi Mr Deltoid
EWeston: The dark spud moves in mysterious ways
rebozoette: turn your brain juice up
Nabby: It sure does EW
McTirebiter: Blue mice.
Mudhead: I want to change my name to !@#&
Nabby: blue brain mice
Nabby: Ewwww
EWeston: Don't point that brain at me!
Beet: !@#& is hard to pronounce.
rebozoette: expand something
EWeston: Lotta frickatives
Mudhead: Id be "That guy" to many
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Smells like breakfast
McTirebiter: Hand me that bottle
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Nabby: !@#& smells like victory
DJTweeny: Will there be pork?
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
shoes for the dead: sounds Lithuanian
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: give me that gittar
EWeston: It'd hard to tell Tweeny
rebozoette: fish that thing before you play it
Nabby perks right up at the mention of pork
McTirebiter: Passed the Masonite Lodge on the way here...
EWeston: Bass in D minus
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Merlyn: Catherwood has lost his watch
||||||||| Catherwood says "It's 10:00 PM, on the dot!"
shoes for the dead: no it's not, EW, his name comes up blue
Nabby: the fisher you play, the player you fish
Merlyn: but he's not completely wrong
Beet: The General was right
EWeston: Point to you shoes, the tableware, napkins and a big fried egg.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Earthoids!
McTirebiter: Universal understanding? Not that!!
EWeston: Nah its the end
Beet: What a letdown the end is.
McTirebiter: Pure and total SCRIPTURE that was...
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Never noticed - that last dog bark soundalike Curly the Stooge
Beet: EYKIW is one of my faves.
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! - currently playing - “SHACK OUT ON THE ALIEN HIGHWAY” **
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or 16k at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
BOX OF DANGER >> https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook
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Nabby: nice thanks Tween
Merlyn: The XM radio part is at http://firesigntheatre.com/xmradio/
Merlyn: And the Nick Danger bits are at http://firesigntheatre.com/xmradio/danger.html
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “NICK DANGER on XM Satellite Radio” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
McTirebiter: Nothing's too good for my cave.
Nabby: tanx Merl
EWeston: It kicks, it screams, it pushes reverse mortgages
Nabby: no biting
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Truith, E!
Captain Equinox: Great stuff!
Captain Equinox: Never heard most of this before.
DJTweeny: 'tis indeed, Capain :)
EWeston: I'm a licenced nibbler
rebozoette: chomp
EWeston: Is that champ or chump?
Nabby: fun stuff CapEQ
shoes for the dead: federal or state licence?
rebozoette: show a fang
McTirebiter: Transvestite Jewish Bhuddist writers. There goes the neighborhood.
EWeston: Transvestite buddist canadians
Captain Equinox: Mama's home, we're gonna watch Going Clear - Scientology and the Prison of Belief
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: now my feet are too clod...
Nabby: awesome Cap
Captain Equinox: Keep 'em Flying!
EWeston: Brainwashing for profit and profit
shoes for the dead: that's Claude
Beet: Have they made the documentary?
Nabby: later alligator
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
DJTweeny: It's excellent Captain. And scary
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Estimated prophet, E
rebozoette: nope we never sawed you before
EWeston: I never forget a plank
Lil: I thought brainwashing was for the Chinese guy
Nabby: I never forget a pork
shoes for the dead: yew sure?
McTirebiter: Great music
DJTweeny: Yeah, McT
EWeston: Each nose is different
Captain Equinox: Bye for now.
DJTweeny: perfect for Nick
Lil: Waves
DJTweeny: Bye Captain
EWeston: Bye Cap
McTirebiter: later
rebozoette: by cap
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Nabby: Adios
shoes for the dead: see ya Cpt
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Beam the Captain up!
rebozoette: don't dash that just yet
Lil: Yung Guy
McTirebiter: Rococo always sounds like he's being tickled
Nabby: it's exuding
Beet: Nite Cap'm.
rebozoette: bee there
Lil: OW my jazz beard!!!
Nabby: Cap is exuding
rebozoette: a pack of impact
McTirebiter: Oops - the jailer's getting closer... nite all!
EWeston: I think the bread is jazzed
Nabby: Bye Mc
||||||||| 10:11 PM -- McTirebiter left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
EWeston: Rite, if ya get work
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Nite McT!
rebozoette: nite mc give um slip
shoes for the dead: funny money?
EWeston: It has a hump
||||||||| Catherwood escorts ChromiumSwitch into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, mutters something about 10:13 PM, then departs.
shoes for the dead: hey CS
EWeston: Bradshaw for Warlord!
ChromiumSwitch: hi Shoes!
rebozoette: a floatin hump is sexy
rebozoette: lol
Beet: Hey Switch
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi CrSwitch!
ChromiumSwitch: well hello... Beet!
DJTweeny: Hi Chromium
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “NICK DANGER on XM Satellite Radio” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
ChromiumSwitch: aren't he and Carl... Clocks?
Rufus_T_Firetween: oops, just realized that links to BoD
EWeston: Clocks! Pore Carl.
ChromiumSwitch: Random, is that you?
EWeston: Myabe yes. Maybe no
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out “NICK DANGER on XM Satellite Radio” at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/xmradio/danger.html
Rufus_T_Firetween: Merlyn had it right
ChromiumSwitch: Could use some tropical paradise in the midwest this weekend
rebozoette: no cheedar
Nabby: CS!
Nabby: it doesn't get any gouda
ChromiumSwitch: a cheesehead and a firehead got together one night...
shoes for the dead: peckerino
EWeston: I got some vintage cheetoes
Nabby: columbian records
shoes for the dead: towel
Merlyn: That bit about "not all of them [their albums]" refers to the defective CDs of Electrician that clipped off the first few seconds
ChromiumSwitch: https://www.facebook.com/art.holeflaffer.5
Nabby: broth
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: it's a turkish towel
Merlyn: http://www.firesigntheatre.com/media/html/wfte_bad.html
rebozoette: taffy
ChromiumSwitch: a few more words in turkish
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I knew someone who had one of the defective Electricians!
rebozoette: good for egg creams
EWeston: I packed them with the taffy, to my chagrin
rebozoette: bath
ChromiumSwitch: border
rebozoette: deli
EWeston: Great bilabial frickatives
rebozoette: delight
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: no canadians!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: lol
shoes for the dead: hashish
rebozoette: spice
EWeston: Jail
Nabby: pass the orb
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Makes your eyes turn blue, renozoette
EWeston: I need sixth gear for that
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: rebozoette, sorry
Nabby: the spice must flow
ChromiumSwitch: Nick Nick Nicky
Merlyn: Phil couldn't make it into the studio, and was literally "calling he part in" for this show.
rebozoette: watch out for the worms
Nabby: haha great Merl
Merlyn: The XM radio people didn't like him joking about "degraded audio"
Beet: Catherwood, you're ON!
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Beet and says "oh, fuck off Beet!"
shoes for the dead: kinnikinik
Beet: Thank you.
DJTweeny: be nice, Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood says "I thought I was!"
ChromiumSwitch: oh, you mean Nancy?
EWeston: LOL
DJTweeny: Was that a Carlin reference, Beet?
Merlyn: If you look at the video on the nick danger page, there's a balloon with his face drawn on in his place.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: catherwood, five everyone a big smile
||||||||| Catherwood walks right past Johan Amadeus Myjetski
rebozoette: catherwood bubbles for all
||||||||| Catherwood strides up to rebozoette and yells "My ears are burning..."
Nabby: Catherwood implode.
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Nabby and asks "Typing my name just to rile me, eh?"
rebozoette: thats funn mer
Beet: Not to the best of my knowledge, Tween.
Merlyn: Dunno why Bergman punted "cherchez la femme"
rebozoette: catherwood nabby wants you to implode please
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside rebozoette and says "Stop typing gibberish, rebozoette!"
rebozoette: jibber jabber
Lil: Wow got booted
DJTweeny: Carlin has a skit about how he thanks people who say F you for wanting him to get laid
EWeston: We' have some goat cheeze then catherwoodll
||||||||| Catherwood rushes over to EWeston and asks "Did you want me?"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: feeling better now, lil?
Nabby: Catherwood give everyone VD
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone vd.
Beet: We all have an STD?
DJTweeny says thanks but no thanks ;)
Nabby: It looks Nick Dangerous
EWeston: He had a remake of western films to be more life afirming. Aright Marshall now we're gonna fuck ya, but we're gonna fuck ya slow
Lil: Yep thanks JAM
shoes for the dead: I'm on MST
ChromiumSwitch: a govt. tweeny
Beet: It's Catherwood's fault.
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to Beet and inquires "Did you want me?"
rebozoette: I am not accepting that gift
Nabby: hands?
EWeston: Hanz?
ChromiumSwitch: hand me a bear whiz
rebozoette: follow your feet
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: catherwood, tell everyone that VD stands for Video Discriminator
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Johan Amadeus Myjetski and yells "oh, fuck off Johan Amadeus Myjetski!"
EWeston: To the shoe tree
Beet: Catherwood in a foul mood tonight.
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside Beet and yells "Stop typing gibberish, Beet!"
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
Nabby: Catherwood give everyone a green pyramid
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a green pyramid.
rebozoette: he walks by
EWeston: Take your giant ant to the shootin range
Beet: You know, there's grain stored in the pyramids.
Mudhead: Im slippin to sleep, nitey nite all
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I can't sit on this pyramid!
rebozoette: name your zilla
Beet: See ya, Mud.
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
EWeston: I thought the giant ants ate it all. Someone ask Dr. Ben!
shoes for the dead: see ya mud
DJTweeny: Bye Muddy
Nabby: nite nite Mud don't forget your pyramid
EWeston: Bye Mudster
rebozoette: nite mud
||||||||| Mudhead is kicked out just as the clock strikes 10:33 PM.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: fair thee well, Mud
rebozoette: no fast forward
rebozoette: ok now reverse
Nabby: pipe or papers
EWeston: Now at right angles to reality
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: dovetail, Nabby!
Nabby: on it
Lil: Nighties
EWeston: Inscect boots. I don't remember those
Lil: Drat missed again
Beet: Never had a duvetail.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: nitey nite, lil!
Beet: or dovetail
Lil: Night JAM
rebozoette: he felt her with his feelers
Beet: Nite, Lil.
ChromiumSwitch: Bradshaw?
rebozoette: nite lil
Lil: A duvetail is the tail end of a duvet
EWeston: I got doves. I think most of them have tails
shoes for the dead: see ya Lil
Nabby: inverted ferkin
Lil: Why is everyone saying goodnight to me LOL
Beet: Can you smoke them?
rebozoette: good furniture
Nabby: indeed Lil
Lil: I was just trying to say good night to Mud ROTFL
EWeston: Yes but You'd have to be insane to do so
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I think it was your 'nighties' comment, lol, lil
Nabby: smoked gherkin?
Beet: See ya later, Lil.
rebozoette: lil nighties
Lil: Bahahaha you goofballs, er bozos
Nabby offers Lil a smoking gherkin.
EWeston: March that gerkin away
Lil: Why I like gherkins
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: catherwood, give everybody a gherkin
||||||||| Catherwood gets everybody a gherkin.
Lil: the big ones
Nabby: I have no idea
Lil: Beet get with the program lol
Nabby: Tee hee
rebozoette: now I need to go back to bozo school and be rebozoed
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: fire 'em up!
Beet: If you want to leave, that's your business, Lil.
EWeston: This gerkin has a garnish
Lil: Why thank you JAM
Lil: Sigh...
Lil: I like my gherkin served with a moleskin cookie
rebozoette: my copywrite wore off in the shower
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
rebozoette: echo crow'
EWeston: Stay in clone free zones
Lil: How can it be live if it's on DVD?
Nabby: mm that's great mole!
rebozoette: moldy mole
EWeston: Nicely placed, an Acme mole I think
shoes for the dead: speeking of Canadians, hope Cat is having fun
EWeston: Yah
Lil: I eschew mold
Beet: Where is Cat?
Nabby: Indeedy
Lil: Away
rebozoette: did ya see cats pic?
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: no but i've heard cats purr
Beet: "Away" is a vanishing concept.
rebozoette: sometimes just sometimes
EWeston: Just get me a perspective
shoes for the dead: color or black and white?
Nabby: who needs perspective we have Facebook
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Lil: Indeed it is Beet
EWeston: Something etched thank yew
rebozoette: can I send a link dj?
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Beet: Great sneeze.
Lil: Bless you
EWeston: Newt you
rebozoette: tween has left us to our own accord
Beet: Illuminati
EWeston: I'd rather have a civit
shoes for the dead: yes ya can,rebo
DJTweeny: Sorry rebo, having chat server issues
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I like toyotas
rebozoette: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153514917544930&set=pcb.10153514917704930&type=3
EWeston: Porsche makes a great used car
rebozoette: shoes said I could
rebozoette: vw
DJTweeny: Very cool pic, thanks :)
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Almost bought a 69 VW bus with a Porxche 911 engine in it
rebozoette: cat would want everybody to see that
EWeston: I saw what looked like a nice 911 in England. Only the four lug wheels gave it away a s a bug
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: this link's not letting me see it. Did i piss catherwood off that much?
||||||||| Catherwood lettings Johan Amadeus Myjetski see it did i piss off that much.
DJTweeny: "We really should rehearse this shit." lol
Beet: Everyone is saying Shaaadddup
Lil: Cwood is getting senile
Nabby: Catherwood has tourettes
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Nabby
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
'
shoes for the dead: too damn funny
Lil: LOL
Beet: Abd deaf too
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Thanks rebozoette!
Lil: So I hear lol
EWeston: Xnay on the enle say alk tay
rebozoette: sue jo
Nabby: lol
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: it worked, rebozoetter! thx!
EWeston: G'nite everbody, and bodies great fun tonight
||||||||| It's :55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| - dead from
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
: ozzie mind
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:55 PM and rebozoette sashays out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
: Take care EW
rebozoette: what
: see ya EW
||||||||| Catherwood leads Nabby in through the front door at 10:55 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 10:55 PM and Thanks Tweeshoes for the dead waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
Nabby: "Came back" to say g'bye
: Erherm bye bye EW
Nabby: Take care
: Thanks EVERYBODY! Laughs were many & great!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Lil close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:55 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room.
: This was great. Lotsa fun. Thanks everyone. Thanks Tween. G'Nite.
Nabby: Thanks Tween & co!
||||||||| Outside, the 10:55 PM bus from Memphis pulls away, leaving Johan Amadeus Myjetski coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
Lil: Booted again
Nabby: Away!
Thanks Tweeshoes for the dead: Park it and Lock it!
Lil: Well night everyone for real now
rebozoette: nite all and tweenie grand and sing for us some time
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
: thanks tween
||||||||| 10:56 PM: Beet jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
Lil: Yes wonderful show
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: great laughs! thanks all!
Beet: I came back to say goodnight. Goodnight
: Goodnight
Lil: Night Beet lol
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Rufus_T_Firetween into the room, accepts a jar of pennies as a gratuity, grumbles something about 10:57 PM, then departs.
rebozoette: Thanks Tweeshoes for the dead Beet Johan Amadeus Myjetski Lil Nabby you peolpe are da best
Lil: And thanks for the sermon Tweenie
Rufus_T_Firetween: Until last time, again...
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Lil: No you are rebo
Lil -)
Rufus_T_Firetween: yw :-)
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween departs at 10:58 PM, singing "Toad away, toad away; toad away, toad away! Where do you go when you're toad away?"
Lil: Flies off
: Bradshaw?
||||||||| Catherwood ushers ChromiumSwitch in through the front door at 10:59 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's :10 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| - dead from
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:

Beet
Captain Equinox
ChromiumSwitch
COtech
DJTweeny
EWeston
Joey
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
KodeBloo
Lil
McTirebiter
Merlyn
Mudhead
Nabby
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
Thanks Tweeshoes for the dead
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=bod-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=eykiw
http://firesigntheatre.com/xmradio/
http://firesigntheatre.com/xmradio/danger.html
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
www.dishnuts.net
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/media/html/wfte_bad.html
www.firesigntheatre.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
https://www.facebook.com/art.holeflaffer.5
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153514917544930&set=pcb.10153514917704930&type=3
https://www.shoutfactory.com/music/spoken-word/the-firesign-theatre-s-box-of-danger-the-complete-nick-danger-casebook



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