A Firesign Chat
02/04/2016




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Special appearance by
phil proctor

Phil Proctor audio interview is here.
||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for February 04, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and announces "Announcing 'DJTweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 7:19 AM" -- then he slowly retires back into the sitting room...
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||||||||| It's :25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
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||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| With a theatrical clearing of his throat, Catherwood snorts derisively: "5:34 PM and late as usual, it's Wholeflaffer, just back from Palo Alto."
Wholeflaffer: What is all this Brouhaha?
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||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween enters at 7:55 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Haberdashery Barn.
||||||||| Catherwood steals into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'DJTweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 7:56 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
||||||||| At 7:56 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, DJTweeny!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and DJTweeny falls out at 7:56 PM.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening
*** With Special Guest PHIL PROCTOR ***
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign’s web site at www.firesigntheatre.com **
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||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 8:00 PM, dragging phil proctor by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
||||||||| Outside, the 8:26 PM bus from Portsmouth pulls away, leaving jahgust coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
jahgust: Got outta work early tonight woohoo! Catherwood! Drinky drinkies all around!
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to jahgust and says "Would you like something?"
jahgust: Yes a drinky drinky!
DJTweeny: Hey jahgust
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening
*** With Special Guest PHIL PROCOR ***
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - you can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) at:
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **
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||||||||| Catherwood enters with Pat Hat close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:32 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary.
DJTweeny: Hi Pat
Pat Hat: howdy
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Shanghaied James into the room, accepts an I.O.U. as a gratuity, mutters something about 8:32 PM, then departs.
Pat Hat: been a while since i've visted here
DJTweeny: Hi James
DJTweeny: Well, you picked the right night!
Shanghaied James: hi
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!
*** Special Guest Tonight PHIL PROCTOR - Have Your Chat Questions Ready! ***
Currently playing - warm up music (The Beatles, Linda Ronstadt) - listen to the stream at :
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)
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Pat Hat: the last time me and my buddy Bill Ding visited there was also a visit by phil, no planning, just luck
||||||||| Outside, the 8:34 PM crosstown bus from Funfun Town pulls away, leaving bozobozobozo coughing in a cloud of diesel fumes.
DJTweeny: Hi triple bozo
Pat Hat: hola bosotros
bozobozobozo: Hello to one ad all
jahgust: Hey Tweeny! Whut's cookin? Maybe some Bowie for our listening pleasure? Or you probably did thata few weeks back! I am still reeling myself though happily bingeing on all things Bowie!
jahgust: But who can argue with The fabs!
||||||||| Bryanzilla steals in around 8:42 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last week's "unpleasant incident."
DJTweeny: Hi Bryan
Bryanzilla -)
DJTweeny: Sorry, the playlist is timed out to the second, I'd have to take requests before I start it :/ Maybe next week you can come in early and make some suggestions :)
DJTweeny: ** For those of you who don't know, typing a ':' (colon) in this chat has the same effect as typing '/me' in an IRC chat
DJTweeny: so if you want to have to enter only an emoticon, you need to leave a space before it
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Cat plummets into the garden at 8:46 PM.
DJTweeny: Hi Cat
||||||||| Geistie sneaks in around 8:46 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
Cat : Rocky Racoon greets Rocky Rococo?
Cat : PP here already?
DJTweeny: yep, did a sound check with him earlier
jahgust: Cat!
Cat : Hi Joe
Cat : Wuddya know?
||||||||| 8:48 PM: Bightrethighrehighre jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
DJTweeny: Hi Big
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Cat : An old chatter reappears
Bightrethighrehighre: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE !!!! ;)
Cat : Weren't you in Red Shift, Big?
||||||||| Catherwood enters with pinholeF200 close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 8:49 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the vestibule.
DJTweeny: Hi pin
||||||||| Catherwood leads EWeston into the room, accepts a grimy quarter as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:50 PM, then departs.
Geistie: Are you a debater tonight?
pinholeF200: Hey Tween, Phil and all the assorted Fireheads
EWeston: Quite a hoard in this evening Tweeny and all
DJTweeny: Hi EW
Geistie: No one mastering debater?
Cat : Tween always does a good job of prmoing Firesign appearances on chat
DJTweeny: Hi Geistie
Cat : Another Proctoresque tune
Geistie: eye
DJTweeny: indeed, Cat
EWeston: We be free range debaters, or tors
Bightrethighrehighre: radiating my transmission to my fellow Firepeeps from beautiful and cosmic Sedona, if elected....
EWeston: You'll serve chinese?
Geistie: Tors on tour on the range?
Bightrethighrehighre: ....but....but....but ....there's a big fried egg hovering above, outside my window....
EWeston: Ommed or deranged in factoid
jahgust: Free range Fireheads? No GMOs in us free range Bozos!
||||||||| 8:55 PM: rebozoette jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
EWeston: The chinese invented fried eggs but usually mince them afterwards
rebozoette: Bightrethighrehighre Cat DJTweeny EWeston Geistie jahgust pinholeF200 hi all and thanks tweenie
Cat : reeb
EWeston: Ette come home.
||||||||| Catherwood escorts DadSir2U inside, makes a note of the time (8:56 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
jahgust: Hey Rebo!
rebozoette: I was lurking
||||||||| Catherwood escorts AirshipAl inside, makes a note of the time (8:56 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
EWeston: Hows the dogcatcher champaign goin?
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette, DadSir
rebozoette: hi cat
DJTweeny: Hi Al
EWeston: All weather Al
Cat : Mr. Gross
AirshipAl: Greetings and salivations.
Bightrethighrehighre: LOVE Linda R from my natal home Tucson- Mom & Dad held Linda in their arms when she was brand new. Dad was good friends with her uncle Carl
Bightrethighrehighre: LOVE Linda R from my natal home Tucson- Mom & Dad held Linda in their arms when she was brand new. Dad was good friends with her uncle Carl
rebozoette: I am confused
EWeston: Say your name, with try to straighten out your lips
rebozoette: double and triple the bozo
rebozoette: s tonight
Cat : Philip K Dick was in love with her, Big.
Cat : NOt necessarily a good thing.
EWeston: Then try , rather
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Pat Hat: 5 4 3 2 1 zero
EWeston: Rolling tape
pinholeF200: and one is nothing
||||||||| "9:01 PM? 9:01 PM!!" says Catherwood, "bendabledog should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as bendabledog enters and sits in front of the fireplace.
DJTweeny: Hi dog
bendabledog: Hi DJ!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with shoes for the dead close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:02 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the sitting room.
Cat : must be starting to rain.
shoes for the dead: Howdy
EWeston: How bendable are you?
DJTweeny: Hi shoes
EWeston: New taps, nice
shoes for the dead: tapped the threads myself
EWeston: Did you counter sink the holes?
rebozoette: oh wait a minute I have not seen this one
Pat Hat: imported shoes use metric taps
jahgust: Is that double sided taps?
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! **
currently playing:LIVE INTERVIEW WITH PHIL PROCTOR
listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or
at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
Read about PHIL PROCTOR at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?member=Proctor
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shoes for the dead: don't have a counter
rebozoette: lol
EWeston: I have a horse count for me. Maybe a chicken would be servicable.
shoes for the dead: if you straighten it first
Pat Hat: what about c counter insurgency counter?
EWeston: Back in the shop for repairs
||||||||| Around 9:07 PM, bendabledog walks off into the sunset...
EWeston: We have to use a rubber chicken till it comes back, but, its just not the same.
Pat Hat: let's get back to the podcast which is already in progress
rebozoette: if we were all miked right now I bet it would be a scream
shoes for the dead: ouch
AirshipAl: Great chance to add to your knowledge of Proctorology!!!
pinholeF200: rhubarb
Cat : that's amore-us
Pat Hat: cleans out the whole system
EWeston: We could put the balls on the other side I suppose
jahgust: I love linguistic with garlic oil and no anchovies!
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
jahgust: Dueling Grammies...Ethel and Beatrice...
EWeston: One ringie dingie
Cat : The Phil Voice
AirshipAl: Hey Phil!
jahgust: It's the Philip!
Pat Hat: leaf us a loan
shoes for the dead: leaf it to Phil
pinholeF200: Greetings Phil
DadSir2U: hooray
EWeston: There's a box on the intro screen I have to check.
AirshipAl: I don't know beaqns about coffee, except Erzatz.
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and mrAlarm falls out at 9:11 PM.
DJTweeny: Hi Alarm
rebozoette: oh yeah
Cat : good choice, phil
shoes for the dead: hey Mral
jahgust: Bob and Ray indeed.
Cat : g o o d ch oi ce
rebozoette: his son is blessed like him
| 9:11 PM: Not Sure jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past year and a half!"
DJTweeny: Hi Not Sure
||||||||| Lil sashays in at 9:12 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Not Sure: I'm glad i made it !
DJTweeny: Hi Lil
shoes for the dead: hey not sure
mrAlarm: Is this where we catch the bus?
AirshipAl: Love this story.
Lil: Hi all
||||||||| Catherwood stomps in at 9:12 PM, dragging Jersey_Bill by one leg and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yo-yo?"
Cat : what a great mom
DJTweeny: Hi Bill
EWeston: Kewl
||||||||| Catherwood leads SidFudd inside, makes a note of the time (9:13 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| At 9:13 PM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, SidFudd!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
Cat : Taylor
||||||||| 9:13 PM: SidFudd jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
Jersey_Bill: Hi DJT
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
DJTweeny: Hi Sid
jahgust: Taylor inna house!
shoes for the dead: hey Sid
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
SidFudd: OH MY GOD BOB ELIOT ladies and gentlemen. Slow clap.
rebozoette: way cool
Cat : Destiny Phil
jahgust: Indeed Taylor.
SidFudd: Wait, what's Phil's nickname tonight?
mrAlarm: "Get well soon!" Funny sign off.
DJTweeny: haha Taylor
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
Lil: Hey I did a project on the Odyssey based on a parody style from MAD magazine!
rebozoette: hi lil
Lil: Did somebody just get the slow clap?
Cat : youre still a kid
EWeston: Lil snuck in, velcome
Lil: Hi Phil!
jahgust: Lill!
Cat : Hi lil
jahgust: or this that Lil?
rebozoette: well little apts in ny
Lil: So did my mom didn't you hate it!!!
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Merlyn inside, makes a note of the time (9:16 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetsk enters at 9:16 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and runs off to the Haberdashery Barn.
DJTweeny: Hi Merlyn
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
shoes for the dead: hey Merlyn
EWeston: Merlyn howdy
Cat : thrown out, stolen, it all goes away eventually
shoes for the dead: and JAM
jahgust: Hey Merl
Lil: Hi rebozo dearie
SidFudd: We got MOST of the posters back, but that's it.
Merlyn: hey
pinholeF200: so much for printing for posterity
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Hi shoes, and everybody!
EWeston: We did have a question about cheese logs last week. What's the birds eye low down on them?
Lil: Awful. So hard to let go of history like that
jahgust: AGH! Phil! One hopes they turn up somehow.
EWeston: JAM
Cat : i'll buy an e-reader just to read it
Lil: Yep that was my question on cheese logs lol
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Good evening, E!
shoes for the dead: who's idea was the Fools in Space series?
Not Sure: Phil - did you find that 3D video tape ?
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Maybe they'll turn up on eBay?
AirshipAl: If it's an ebook. will there be video links? Sausage links? Just sayin'...
Lil: Don't disappoint us on that bio Phil!!
SidFudd: I NEED TO DIGITIZE EVERYTHING. Because reasons
jahgust: Wise way of looking at it Phil.
Lil: It can still be scanned and downloaded
Cat : and the generations a comin, phil
pinholeF200: by the time I get all my vinyl digitized, digital files will be obsolete too
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Digitise to preserve it!
Lil: I'm sure other fans will be willing to help in converting Phil's historical material
shoes for the dead: sids touchy
jahgust: Digitization never ends eh Taylor?!
SidFudd: I check eBay every once in awhile for Firesign ripped off stuff. If all of you feel like doing that too, PLEASE DO. The more eyes on eBay, the better!
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Elayne inside, makes a note of the time (9:23 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
Elayne: Evenin' all!
rebozoette: hi e
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
pinholeF200: Hi, El
shoes for the dead: hey Elayne
DJTweeny: Hi Elayne
Cat : beats the alternative, phil
EWeston: Mz Elayne
Cat : hi el
AirshipAl: Elayne!!!
Lil: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rebozoette: yes
Merlyn: Hi E
Elayne: Alan!!!
jahgust: Let me know where to send you monies!!!
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: The originals can still be stolen or damaged, digitise to preserve it!
Merlyn: Weird question for Phil: you did the voice of "Flotsam" in "Dark Cloud 2" -- did you name the character, as it's also from Hemlock Stones?
Elayne: Q for Phil: How's Melinda's wrist doing?
DJTweeny: What Johan said
Lil: Indeed I understand the challenge being ill a lot in my life--where do you put your time and energy
||||||||| 9:26 PM: cooper jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past hour!"
DJTweeny: Hi cooper
shoes for the dead: hey coop
jahgust: I do that Taylor. I am always looking on Ebay for stuff for sure.
EWeston: Those inclined can make movies on their computers, Their story telling skills?
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Coop!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Victor close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 9:27 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the anteroom.
Lil: love to Melinda <3
Elayne: Hi Phil
cooper: Hi, DJ and jahgust
DJTweeny: Victor
Victor: Hiya DJ!
Elayne: Oh no, not another operation... at least this one'll get the metal out...
Victor: ouch!
Elayne: Wow, two years... my heart goes out to her!!!
Cat : ouch
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
Lil: better than a hip
jahgust: Oh man! The pics of her first set of hardware was positvely bionic looking
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Victor: kitchner
Victor: kertchner
jahgust: Yikes indeed!
Lil: kirchner
Lil: LOL
EWeston: Taking falls on yer wrist can end badly, best thoughts on her recovery
Lil: Can she direct with one wrist?
rebozoette: wonderful and thanks
Cat : hilarious stuff
Lil: cool on the green screen
EWeston: Throwin down is better
Lil: now BBC is a GREAT idea
Cat : wonderful
jahgust: Oh nice! BBC!
shoes for the dead: boomers on the Beeb
Lil: Hey PHIL what about AARP for their mag
EWeston: An American export we can all get behind
rebozoette: mind the gap
Cat : splendid
Merlyn: Betty White is booked until 2085
Lil: LOL Merlyn
rebozoette: one foot in the grave
Elayne: I know at least one BBC higher-up who's a Firesign fan, Phil. I'll drop him a line.
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: BBC shows about elderly: Waiting for God, One Foot in the Grave,...
Merlyn: I think you're supposed to drop him a queue, Elayne
jahgust: Elayne has the juice!
Cat : it comes in bottles in your country
Elayne: He's been on this chat once or twice, Merly. Goes by the name of Budgie. But it's way later there than here so he can't do chat regulary.
DadSir2U: tcm
rebozoette: oh yes we do
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Lil: I DO
Shanghaied James: I Know him from T
Merlyn: ah ok E
Shanghaied James: TCM
Elayne: I never said he was Jewish, jahgust! But as it happens, he is...
Lil: he's a cutie too!
||||||||| "9:34 PM? 9:34 PM!!" says Catherwood, "llanwydd should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as llanwydd enters and sits in the comfy chair.
llanwydd: evening folks
Merlyn: Yeah, that guy
DJTweeny: Hi Llan
rebozoette: sorry I don't don't type fast lol
EWeston: IIan
Cat : llan
Elayne: Robert Osborne is a movie maven icon.
bozobozobozo: who did phillip play in bell book and candel?
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Hi Llan!
shoes for the dead: hey Llan
rebozoette: the brother?
Elayne: Evenin' llan!
Lil: I saw that movie with Jimmy Stewart
pinholeF200: how do you direct a cat?
rebozoette: spooky
EWeston: Fresh fish
shoes for the dead: feline nepotism
AirshipAl: LOL
jahgust: That's hysterical!
llanwydd: I suppose you direct a cat in nine takes
EWeston: YOW
Lil: bet when Piewacket got a hairball it's eyes went straight
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: right, shoes . ain't what you know, it's who
Merlyn: Phil does foley
Lil: LOL
AirshipAl: Does foley know?
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 9:37 PM and Hamby steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
llanwydd: evening Hamby
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Elayne: Wow, great cat wrangler story...
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
EWeston: Cats are never stage struck. They simply disappear regally
Merlyn: I hope so!
shoes for the dead: hey Namb
pinholeF200: is that the guy from Beverly Hills Cop?
Cat : his master's voice
Cat : he's got the fiddlers
AirshipAl: Ya got to pull strings, Phil.
DJTweeny: Hi Hamby
Lil: yes
Lil: the inmates run the asylum :-)
Merlyn: right up his alley
SidFudd: I very badly want MARAT SADE on Blu-ray - great film version by Peter Brook, who directed "Lord of the Flies"
Hamby: Hi
Merlyn: careful when taking a bath
Lil: oooh that's ambitious Sid
rebozoette: lol
EWeston: Yezz I doeses
llanwydd: I saw Brook's Marat/Sade. I thought it was pointless
rebozoette: horn of the hawwians
Lil: pink on the inside
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: he plays seashells by the seashore...
SidFudd: Speaking of conch shells! (Gimme the conch, Piggy!)
Merlyn: That's the shell from Lord of the Flies
Lil: people eat Conch meeat
llanwydd: I understand Peter Brook was a much better stage director than a film director
shoes for the dead: acting like a conch
SidFudd: "Sucks to yer assth-mar!"
Victor: as opposed to a ..
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** PHIL PROCTOR’S page at the Firesign Theatre home site - http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?member=Proctor
Lil: or meat lol
EWeston: Quick pose dramaticly on Diamond head with one
jahgust: Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!
Lil: cheese logs???
Merlyn: either a conch shell or a boar's head
Bryanzilla -)
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Look at the grouse, jay, look at the grouse
llanwydd: I thought Lord of the Flies was one of those rare films that was better than the book but then again I read the book in high school
llanwydd: I didn't like anything I had to read in school
Cat : you could have met paul krassner there.
AirshipAl: Bill Gaines would have loved to meet you. We hung out with Ossman one eveniong when Comicbook Confidential was released.
Cat : Peter Paul and Harry
SidFudd: "Peter Paul & Harry"
llanwydd: I was a huge Mad fan when I was a kid
Merlyn: Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall's phone number was in the NY phonebook
Cat : her certainly is, phil
llanwydd: 40 cents cheap
Merlyn: Highway Robbery!
llanwydd: lol
Merlyn: I think they crossed out "cheap" and put that on their Bonnie and Clyde movie parody cover
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: spy vs. spy vs. spy was worth the $0.40 alone...
llanwydd: when I was in elementary school, lunch was 40 cents and so was a copy of Mad. Once a month I went without lunch
Cat : outa fuckin place, eh?
Lil: Phil you are too hip for most people!
pinholeF200: fifty cents in Canada (not so cheap)
Merlyn: gratuitous -- they leave you a tip
Shanghaied James: I would love to see the 4-Channel Firesign albums available again. Pretty Amazing.
EWeston: The variety of language can be a form of music
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Phil's right. The Big Lebowski is offered as evidence
jahgust: Raw Raw Raw that's the spirits kids!
EWeston: Obscenitity is best used as a spice, not a main course
rebozoette: but the f word is a punctuation in ny ers
Lil: Like with Poop's speech in High School Madness!
pinholeF200: I sometimes listen to Irish radio stations streaming on the net, and I think they do overuse profanity (because they can)
llanwydd: it shows a lack of creativity
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: yeah, but pin, they're irish
llanwydd: among other things
Cat : unlike kantner's UP Against the Wall, Motherfucker?
mrAlarm: Much more creative - and challenging - to NOT use profanity.
SidFudd: Nixon: "I've got to take a wicked shit."
llanwydd: exactly
rebozoette: fcc and nsa
DJTweeny: that's a hilarious bit, Sid
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Cat : a tv show in ottawa was called Up Against the Wall in 69 when I was playing you guys on the radio from a tunnel
||||||||| "Hey bozobozobozo!" ... bozobozobozo turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 9:49 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
: they couldn't play quite a bit of Dwarf on the radio
||||||||| bozobozobozo enters at 9:49 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and scurries off to the Haberdashery Barn.
shoes for the dead: it will be overused before it is resolved
SidFudd: Quad albums "Bozos" & "EYKIW" rereleased in 5.1? Hell yeah, I want 'em too!
Hamby: I have 4ch Bozos
jahgust: QUAD!
Shanghaied James: I love the quad 8-tracks
SidFudd: Good news is, EYKIW will be in 5.1 on the DVD!
EWeston: Yah I had a Pioneer four channel eight track player
llanwydd: I never had a quad player
jahgust: Hail yes Sidd!
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: quad bozos!
AirshipAl: I never even had mono.
shoes for the dead: rights? for a price!
llanwydd: you never kissed?
Cat : youve done so much stuff, you must prioritize
pinholeF200: had a cheapie quad decoder for SQ, even on that the quad mix was awesome
Hamby: ok it's SQ aka barely > 2ch
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Sony or later , you will...
mrAlarm: Any chance the Bergman and Proctor LPs - like Give Us A Break - will come out on CDs/MP3s?
Merlyn: "The business of show business is business"
bozobozobozo: In Detroit, in 1969, two fm stations got together and did quad radio for an hour
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
EWeston: Be here now, and watch out for that tree
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Give Us A Break - http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=guab-rv
rebozoette: well you have enhanced my life with great laughs
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Everybody stay on camera...
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Cat : backwards, it means Paul is Dead
Merlyn: They were restro before it was cool
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Turn me on dead man
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
Merlyn: restro?
EWeston: Yer choice egomanicial billionaire, theocrat, or todays corporate choice...rah.
llanwydd: is that short for restroom?
pinholeF200: they want to repeal the 20th century
AirshipAl: I'm voting the Papoon ticket...again!
rebozoette: look over here
Lil: Freud told Einstein we are not evolved enough
jahgust: Not Insane!
Merlyn: The best picante sauce is from New York
rebozoette: mega money
EWeston: Our blessed liberal media does all they can,,,to fail.
llanwydd: enough for what, Lil?
Lil: So the few that are more evolved have to shoulder the burden of peace work
jahgust: Lil You got that right
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Phil, I'm 60 myself, and I'll see you at the barricades
llanwydd: the less evolved can take care of the national defense?
Lil: I sure do jahgust
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
pinholeF200: true stories of everyday people as told by rich Hollywood stars
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
shoes for the dead: Hilarity
EWeston: Last heard the GOP house has approval figures in single digits
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: LOL, shoes!
Lil: Hillary is two-faced I don't trust her
llanwydd: lol
Cat : good quote, pin
pinholeF200: yeah, who wrote that?
llanwydd: best not to trust any candidate
llanwydd: or any politician for that matter
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Lil: Well all the Republicans have guns
bozobozobozo: This is going to be an incredibly dirty election year.
rebozoette: there ya go
Lil: the people have to be willing to sacrifice their lives
EWeston: Nothing conservative about today's public rightwing.
shoes for the dead: who am us, anyway?
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Cat : ayn rand's fried brains
rebozoette: weee
Lil: Indeed it is Phil, shared
Lil: Nah I was an insider I know the Ayn Rand craziness
rebozoette: wear your sponsors on your suit
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
jahgust: Not responsible!
Lil: You are so right Phil
EWeston: Usuall those who decare culture wars have already post it, Yah vote, and encourage it.
Lil: indeed jahgust
Victor: More sugar!
AirshipAl: God help us if Bloomturd enters the race!!!
Cat : i figured that out from first listening, april 67
Lil: Also supervise the voting machine all the way up
Lil: You mean the Libertarians?
jahgust: Right arm Phil!
Lil: They're so one-issue
rebozoette: cats vote worked in Canada
EWeston: I'll be out knocking on doors for voting this year.
Cat : true, rebo
Cat : voting works.
Lil: Indeed so Phil
EWeston: Bang on Phil
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Do it, don't doubt it
Cat : i was born in socialist Saskatchewan long ago. its echoes created the different path Canada took from the states in the 40s
bozobozobozo: The last time I voted it was for our local dog killer
Lil: Also from High School Madness
shoes for the dead: live it or live with it!
Cat : canadian farmers took back their land from bankers.
EWeston: Authoritarians are afraid. Its what they are
Hamby: thier ideas ARE profit & greed
Lil: Amen Phil
Cat : like the left in Norway
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Fear based choices, E, you're right!
jahgust: Phil Proctor for Prez!
Lil: I've gotten wittier with age
llanwydd: john greenleaf was whittier
Hamby: I've aged with Whittier
shoes for the dead: watch where you point that wit, it may be loaded
jahgust: I've gotten sharper with age...at least parts of me have...
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Phil Proctor - the only president who was never president
Cat : i felt not alone
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Unfortunately
Victor: Not Insane!
EWeston: Aging with cheese is not recomended
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
SidFudd: Emboldened
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Lil: VALIDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AirshipAl: I've noticed every year I lose a bit more wit. I peaked at 15. Now I'm at 50%---aka half wit!!!
Cat : a magnification of your intelligences
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: No more insane than the hundreds of thousands of my fans who've come to see me jump in this hole
EWeston: Haf a dunce
Lil: VALIDATED!!!!!!!!!!
AirshipAl: Haf a dunce? Fox trot, cha-cha, or waltz???
EWeston: An stamped on the wrist sane
pinholeF200: Lil, how many cars do you have in the garage?
DadSir2U: too many distractions
Lil: LOL pinhole
EWeston: Gimme a quick minute waltz
Lil: Hadn't heard about Bob
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Bowie's Let's Dunce
rebozoette sad
Lil: People pay me to tell them what Phil is talking about
EWeston: We can be Eroes
Lil: eros+heroes?
EWeston: Damn icro on
shoes for the dead: Euros?
jahgust: Oh that ain't right Phil.
EWeston: Not enough sexy heroes?
pinholeF200: I prefer gyros
pinholeF200: a hero is just a sandwich
jahgust: I had no idea you did not get residuals for gaming stuff.
shoes for the dead: we don't need another gyro
bozobozobozo: would Reagan back you?
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: yeah bozob, right in the back
EWeston: Hope you folks have success in this
Cat : no poop, principal
jahgust: Ok gratuitous descriptive expletive about this. That is a shitty deal.
Merlyn: "Bring your dog around and I'll give him a bonus, too."
EWeston: Gale force Phil
pinholeF200: Phil Proctor is the new Curt Flood!
Cat : no more water, the firesign next time
bozobozobozo: be a Mensch
Hamby: not sure Shkreli is a member of the human race
jahgust: Spiritualy iffy equals Spiffy! I like it!
Cat : bergman once said we're all one thought away from having the same thought
jahgust: Cat That is an awesome quote!
Victor: (jotting down quote)
jahgust: Ha1 Austin speaks!
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
EWeston: Change for those folks can only come from within
AirshipAl: I'd change my mind, as long as I don't have to change it with Ben Carson. ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
jahgust: I love that!
shoes for the dead: that kills me every time
rebozoette: yeah man
Merlyn: It doesn't get more authentic than that
jahgust: Talk about being immortaized in the grid!
pinholeF200: Ben must have rewired his brain in front of a mirror
EWeston: Pryamids fulla grain
Cat : thats so cool it's its own temperature
AirshipAl: No relection on us, pin.
AirshipAl: reflection
pinholeF200: and the mirror was turned toward the wall...
EWeston: Keeps the light from leaking out
AirshipAl: Harry's great!
Merlyn: "Dave's World"
bozobozobozo: unhappy macnam
Merlyn: Politicians need a facts machine
rebozoette: barry
shoes for the dead: Dave Barry
Victor: BArry!
jahgust: Barry
Jersey_Bill: I am sorry Dave
Merlyn: Dave Barry
EWeston: Member of the rock bottom remainders
EWeston: Cheese logs?
llanwydd: well, I've had a long day, folks. probably see you next thirsty
shoes for the dead: who'sidea was Fools in Space?
llanwydd: nite
rebozoette: cat japan
rebozoette: you are the best
bozobozobozo: whendidyouleave goshen
AirshipAl: When are you coming out east again?
Lil: Cheese logs??
Cat : You're a magnification, Phil
Merlyn: An hour and a half means we did about 4 questions
||||||||| Catherwood says "10:25 PM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs llanwydd by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
Lil: I LOVE to listen to you Phil
jahgust: What was your favorite of the Radio series?
Merlyn: Just type in the box at the bottom
Victor: And hit enter!
Lil: you got it
Victor: Then come to FLorida!
Merlyn: Just type in the box
phil proctor: test
SidFudd: Got it!
Cat : a success
Bightrethighrehighre: Tell us more about Stan Freberg & others thanks Phil
Jersey_Bill: Don't touch that button chucko
Lil: you are confusing him
AirshipAl: Success!
jahgust: There you are!!
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: there's your test msg!
rebozoette: it tested
shoes for the dead: it works!
Lil: just press "enter" on your keyboard Phil
Merlyn: it worked
rebozoette: sometimes it takes a sec
phil proctor: hello bozos.
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
EWeston: I'll carve a statue immediatly
Jersey_Bill: Hello, worker speaking
Not Sure: We knew you could do it
Lil: Wheeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
jahgust: It's just this chromium switch here!
Hamby: Yes!
rebozoette: and that is why we look insane lol
SidFudd: *skweek skweek skweek*
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: hooray!
mrAlarm: Any chance Bergman & Proctor LPs will show up in CD or MP3 form soon?
Merlyn: Now your name is in red phil
Not Sure: thx
bozobozobozo: When is the groups official anniversary date?
Lil: TV or NOT TV
Cat : on their podcast? great
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
AirshipAl: Is there a trip to NYC in the near future?
SidFudd: They're all on CD.
Cat : taylor is here now
jahgust: They are up on Laugh dot com right?
Lil: Show yerself Taylor!
EWeston: I think a Good Show movie would be neat, but probably have to be British
SidFudd: yep, go to laugh.com
DJTweeny: I posted a link to Give Us A Break earlier
Lil: Mutt and Smutt is a fab idea
EWeston: Goon Show
Jersey_Bill: I must go where the bozos go
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Could the two of you appear here, & do some improv humorous stuff?
rebozoette: how do you not laugh
rebozoette: cool
EWeston: Agree on his writing mostly
shoes for the dead: yuppers, lron could wrte
Cat : sounds like a bergman role
Hamby: hahah where could that ever happen
DJTweeny: heheh
pinholeF200: it heard the word POWER and it reacted just like we do
Merlyn: "Banksters"
Cat : sounds like willl rogers
Not Sure: ditto
Hamby: I could never be a member of a religion that would have me as a member
jahgust: Never geard of the religion called U Name It!
pinholeF200: to stop a politician you have to become one
jahgust: geard...heard...
Merlyn: Teach a man to fish, and he makes the it the head of a religion
Victor: Church of the Presumptuous Assumption
Cat : swimming with the fish symbols
DJTweeny: lol Merlyn
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: No Mr. Piney, Krishna consciousness...
EWeston: Audio going crackly
Cat : what is happening wth the sound here?
DadSir2U: no, that's your ears
Victor: Microwave?
Not Sure: probley a microwave oven
pinholeF200: get the hammer out
rebozoette: I love it
Cat : gasd music from uranus?
Merlyn: aliens!
EWeston: Echos in there
bozobozobozo: screen clear
DadSir2U: weeird
SidFudd: Gogogogogogoododododododod nininininiiightghtghtght~
rebozoette: reverb madness
jahgust: is there a plane flying over head? perhaps its Bergman and Austin trying to intercede. That is a freaky sound!
Cat : all the best phil and melinda
Victor: Give me back my pickle!
shoes for the dead: see ya Phil!!!
pinholeF200: like having bees live in your head
Bightrethighrehighre: Thanks, Phil
EWeston: Rahdom fu
rebozoette: love ya and healing
bozobozobozo: good evening and god night
Merlyn: it's Phil's audio coming early and distorted
Not Sure: needs a reboot
jahgust: Phil is going back from the shadows!
Victor: Love ya Phil!
Bryanzilla: GREAT interview!
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Hamby: good good night night
AirshipAl: I'm alienated.
Merlyn: A live performance of Everything You Know Is Wrong!
EWeston: Good random fluctuations in the universe Phil.
pinholeF200: thanks for your many and varied thoughts, Phil--you are very generous with your time
rebozoette: that was grand
jahgust: Wow that was weird!
shoes for the dead: icrophone rking?
Merlyn: now it's coming late
Not Sure: good time - thx everybody
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: I'm mossed!
rebozoette: oh yeah
DJTweeny: very weird indeed
jahgust: Night Phil! You still with us on the chat?
DJTweeny: our very own special effects
EWeston: Endorphins for everybody catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood walks alongside EWeston and queries "Do you have something for me to do?"
Merlyn: REVERB reverb reverb
bozobozobozo: what year was this recorded?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
pinholeF200: gonna have to drop out--I painted in my computer room and the fumes are getting to me. Thanks Tween and all Fireheads for a great time
Merlyn: Couldn't tell if it was EYKIW or B&R
Merlyn: see ya pinhole
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: I had a Bob & Ray album from about 69
Not Sure: more reverb will fix it
shoes for the dead: by Pin
EWeston: Happy respiration Pin
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Nitey, pin!
||||||||| 10:37 PM -- pinholeF200 left for parts unknown.   (Entry from Nick Danger's "Idiots I Have Been Paid To Follow").
||||||||| New notice: ' ** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!! **
Currently playing: BOB & RAY CLASSIC SKETCHES
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
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jahgust: What?
EWeston: Ohh dear
Cat : i was away. did i miss anything?
EWeston: The Land of the Baboon's
DJTweeny: You missed a very funky Skype connection
||||||||| DannyMc tiptoes in around 10:39 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last year's "unpleasant incident."
DJTweeny: Hi Danny
shoes for the dead: it went mobius, Cat
DJTweeny: You missed the interview, but i'll be up in the archives
DannyMc: Have I missed Philip of Proctor?
DannyMc: Hiya DJ
EWeston: Gee whilikeures. I wondered where that came from
Merlyn: yeah, about a week or so
Cat : 8 8 8
Cat : the devil in the details
Merlyn: By the way, I created a new link that has links to all Firesign special appearances on this chat:
DannyMc: I am phobic with 8s
Merlyn: http://firesigntheatre.com/chat/logs/appearances.php
EWeston: Really bad timing Dan, but it is going to be availible to hear
jahgust: Thx Merl!
Cat : you would be considered unlucky in china
jahgust: I love Bergmans lone appearance!
DannyMc: Cool, thanks. My son was in a metal show tonight so he got my priority time.
Cat : here?
DJTweeny: I'll have the interview available on my site by late tomorrow evening - www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
Cat : rightfully so, danny
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
Merlyn: The ones with names are for the wake chats
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
EWeston: No argument Danny
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out Phil Proctor’s new video series with Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
Cat : bergman's appearance here and everywhere else i've encountered him has been, what the fuck am i doing here? and then, how can i most eloquently exist
Merlyn: There's a link in the cheese log to all the special appearances at the bottom
Merlyn: http://firesigntheatre.com/chat/logs/indexx.html
jahgust: Ha! Indeed Cat! Well put!
Not Sure: I'm outa here - see you next time - 73's KG7GVF
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
jahgust: I haven't heard some of these Bob and Rays! Funny as hell!
jahgust: Not sure...are you sure?
Not Sure: never
EWeston: Warm fuzzies NS
shoes for the dead: see ay not sur, KE7BPU
Cat : sir fudd still here?
Not Sure: could use a starbucks
Lil: have some chocolate
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Not Sure: QTH ?
EWeston: Fur is not everyone's cup of tea
shoes for the dead: Montana
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Bob & Ray at The Internet Rachives - https://archive.org/search.php?query=bob%20and%20ray
Rufus_T_Firetween: *archives
Rufus_T_Firetween: This is CD3
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: Anybody remember seeing Bob & Ray on the Smothers Brothes?
jahgust: Rufus thx man!
shoes for the dead: yes, JAM
Cat : no
EWeston: I remember their SNL show
DJTweeny: I probably saw it Johan, but I don't remember specifically
Cat : and that show was important to me. i was a student of radio and tv at the time
Cat : with gida,et al
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: It's a unclear memory, but I recall laughing really hard at it, but don't remember what it was about
Cat : what amazing radio voices
Not Sure: will ping ya on QRZ - repeat callsign
shoes for the dead: KE7BPU
EWeston: And such concern for all their disturbed, listeners
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: And they were on Johnny Carson many times. A bit far out for that audience, but JC liked 'em
Cat : i grew up in 50s listening to radio, as an escape from parental tedium in long road trips, and a goal of something to do. i'm still doing it, 60 years later
EWeston: Buy a truss for all your old sidewalks
shoes for the dead: I get Vancouver on the AM in the morning here, Cat
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk: didn't see beet here tonigh
||||||||| It's :55 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| - dead from
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
: don't think he made it
||||||||| Catherwood tiptoes into the room, and pipes up "Announcing 'DJTweeny', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 10:55 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the anteroom...
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Rufus_T_Firetween falls out at 10:55 PM.
: true that JAM
||||||||| Lil waltzes in at 10:55 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
: Uh oh
||||||||| Catherwood enters with EWeston close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 10:55 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the vestibule.
Lil: Not again LOL
||||||||| jahgust waltzes in at 10:55 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
: where did everybody go
||||||||| "10:55 PM? 10:55 PM!!" says Catherwood, "rebozoette should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as rebozoette enters and sits in the comfy chair.
: Park it and Lock it!
: Hey
: Catherwood, give everyone a hearty welcome as they return
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone a hearty welcome as they return.
||||||||| Catherwood accompanies Merlyn in through the front door at 10:56 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
rebozoette: where did we go
||||||||| Catherwood trudges in at 10:56 PM, dragging Johan Amadeus Myjetskih by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this web surfer?"
Lil: Not THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!
: who are we?
EWeston: I'm feeling rejection issues
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Cat close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 10:56 PM tree-stunting plans, and scurries off to the sitting room.
jahgust: Wow! The grid is really getting squirrely tonight! Bergman? Austin? That you?
rebozoette: yarg
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
Merlyn: I blame the Zika virus
Cat : i used to hang out at a place in vegas with really comfortable chairs. this trip, i will no longer go there.
Cat : bummer
Johan Amadeus Myjetskih: oh how can you be when you're not anyone at a lll….
EWeston: We're one of you, I think
Cat : if you know the origin of that word, you might enjoy that
rebozoette: brily yant
Cat : hells angels term for a lousy motorcycle trip. bummer. bad on the bums
||||||||| New notice: '** THANKS FOR LISTENING, ALL! **
Thanks to Radio Free Dishnuts, that’s www.dishnuts.net, for providing the streaming server for the simulcast :)
Be sure to join me (Kurt in Austin) for my live RADIO FREE ROADKILL show from 6-8pm EST every Sunday at www.dishnuts.net
Listen to my show archives and ARCHIVES FOR FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
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Cat : unless hunter thompson made that up.
EWeston: Now I'll wonder all night, how do you yant?
||||||||| Cat rushes off, saying "10:58 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
Lil: awww, over?
Lil '(
DJTweeny: Cat : unless hunter thompson made that up. << he'd never make stuff up ;)
jahgust: Sounds like something Thompson couldve come up with!
DJTweeny: almost...
Johan Amadeus Myjetskih: Thank, dot, and every forehead for the great time I had tonight! I'd had enough for one lifetime….
jahgust: Lil ...fell right over...
DJTweeny: It were fun
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
EWeston: The Banschee creams for tuthyness meat!
Lil: Until next time then Phil was really awesome, thanks for hosting him Tweeny
Johan Amadeus Myjetskih: Thanks DJT, and every firehead...
DJTweeny: Always a pleasure to talk with one of the Firesigns :)
EWeston: Great time thanx to all responsible, the sumonds will arrive shortly
jahgust: This is hysterical!
Lil: And so it goes.
DJTweeny: This sounds like the end of Immortaliy ;)
jahgust: Yeh E !Winter Spring Sumonds and Fall...right over...
Merlyn: tanks again twe<>en
rebozoette: DJTweeny EWeston jahgust Johan Amadeus Myjetskih Lil Merlyn nite all and thanks Tween akak leaf great as awlays
jahgust: Oh now I know why Phil was calling you Lief! I get it now...Me so slow!
DJTweeny: Thanks for listening everybody, and have a great week :-) See you next time, same FireTime, same FireStation...
||||||||| Merlyn says "Catherwood, call me a cab." After the obvious joke, Merlyn exits at 11:04 PM.
DJTweeny: Leif The Lucky is my Skype nick ;)
jahgust: Ah right!! Night Tweeny! Thx as always!
||||||||| "Hey Rufus_T_Firetween!" ... Rufus_T_Firetween turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 11:06 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
DJTweeny: Until last time, again...
||||||||| At 11:06 PM, DJTweeny dashes out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
: thx and gnite
jahgust: Catherwood can you fetch my hat and goat? I must retire! My car can't get down the driveway without tires!
||||||||| Catherwood gets down the driveway without tires.
jahgust: Oh Catherwood you DO get down don't you?!
||||||||| Catherwood gets down don't you.
jahgust: So that is where the drinky drinks went? Twas Catherwood dissappeared the hooch!
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear jahgust
jahgust: There's the old man back again! Gnite ya ol devil. Night awl!
||||||||| Around 11:14 PM, jahgust walks off into the sunset...
||||||||| It's :25 PM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| - dead from
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:

AirshipAl
bendabledog
Bightrethighrehighre
bozobozobozo
Bryanzilla
Cat
cooper
DadSir2U
DannyMc
DJTweeny
Elayne
EWeston
Geistie
Hamby
jahgust
Jersey_Bill
Johan Amadeus Myjetsk
Johan Amadeus Myjetskih
Lil
llanwydd
Merlyn
mrAlarm
Not Sure
Pat Hat
phil proctor
pinholeF200
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
Shanghaied James
shoes for the dead
SidFudd
Victor
Wholeflaffer
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/chat/logs/appearances.php
http://firesigntheatre.com/chat/logs/indexx.html
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=guab-rv
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?member=Proctor
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
www.dishnuts.net
www.firesigntheatre.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
https://archive.org/search.php?query=bob%20and%20ray
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw



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