A Firesign Chat
11/08/2016




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Special appearance by
Phil P

Phil Proctor audio interview is here.
||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Tuesday's chat log for November 08, 2016 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| 2:27 PM: George Stevens jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past half hour!"
George Stevens: Vote Fudd for President!
George Stevens: Two wittle gwey wabbits in evewy pot ... Hahahahahahahaha!
||||||||| George Stevens rushes off, saying "2:29 PM? Mark Time is almost on! Where's a radio?"
||||||||| Catherwood leads Rufus_T_Firetween in through the front door at 5:00 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with DJTweeny close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 5:02 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the sitting room.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a SPECIAL ELECTION NIGHT CHAT starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 6 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a SPECIAL ELECTION NIGHT CHAT
*** With Special Guest PHIL PROCTOR ***
starting at 9pmET this evening. **
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a SPECIAL ELECTION NIGHT CHAT **
*** With Special Guest PHIL PROCTOR ***
starting at 9pmET this evening.
Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com
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||||||||| Catherwood leads NancyKat inside, makes a note of the time (6:47 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
NancyKat: GAGH! Gabba Gabba HEY!
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 7 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny: Hi NancyKitty
NancyKat: Heylas, DJTweeny! Lol, I thought I'd be late...
NancyKat: Hi, Rufus!
NancyKat: Watching cat videos for comfort and interspersing that with deep cleaning my room..
DJTweeny: show starts at the same time as usual :/
Rufus_T_Firetween: I imagine the cat videos are almost as entertaining as this election
NancyKat: Lol, yeah, I am a bit discombobulated...I feel like i'm a time warp...
NancyKat: Rufus-MUCH more entertaining...lol...
Rufus_T_Firetween: ;)
Rufus_T_Firetween: the time change last Sunday threw a lot of people off
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Rufus_T_Firetween: Just got Phil hooked up with Skype, and we're ready to go!
NancyKat: Whoot! Aye yyiyi!
||||||||| Catherwood ushers Merlyn into the room, accepts a $3 bill as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:13 PM, then departs.
Merlyn: hey
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a SPECIAL ELECTION NIGHT CHAT **
*** With Special Guest PHIL PROCTOR ***
starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET
You can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected)
128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
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DJTweeny: allo Merl
||||||||| Catherwood escorts JackHarris in through the front door at 8:25 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DJTweeny: Hi Jack
JackHarris: Hi DJ
Merlyn: hey DJ JH
||||||||| New notice: '** PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT!! **
Currently playing: warm up music (political tunes)
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
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JackHarris: Hey everyone. It's my first time in the Firesign chatroom. Seemed like a good night to give it a try.
DJTweeny: Welcome :-)
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
DJTweeny: glad to have here
DJTweeny: we do this every Thursday at this time
JackHarris: Been meaning to drop in for some time.
DJTweeny: *have you here
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
||||||||| Medium Richard enters at 8:37 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and dashes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
DJTweeny: Hi Richard
Medium Richard: To all, hello...
JackHarris: Hey Medium R
Medium Richard: Came over here from Facebook, which I just logged out of. I posted Pat Paulsen's statement against bigotry (in honor or whatever) of the election, which he did on the Mike Douglas show... in blackface. Thought it would be safer over here.
Rufus_T_Firetween: haha, great :)
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
Rufus_T_Firetween: Paulsen was marvelous
JackHarris: I imagine just about anything is safe here. I remember Paulsen on Rowan & Martin's Laugh In
Rufus_T_Firetween: me too
Medium Richard: Perfection!
NancyKat: Hey, Merlyn, Jack, Medium!
Medium Richard: welcome
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
||||||||| Catherwood escorts Pete into the room, accepts a wooden nickel as a gratuity, grumbles something about 8:46 PM, then departs.
Medium Richard: Hmm. I always wanted to drive in THREE places at once...
DJTweeny: Hi Pete
Pete: Hello
DJTweeny: first time here, Pete?
Pete: Last thursday was my first time
DJTweeny: cool
Pete: Yes, thanks
Medium Richard: Just remember, the ceiling is actually the floor...
Pete: I'll have to keep an eye on the porridge bird, then
DJTweeny: if you say so...
Medium Richard: Wondered what that thing was
Medium Richard: great song
DJTweeny: indeed
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Johan Amadeus Myjetski falls out at 8:57 PM.
DJTweeny: Hi Johan
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 8:57 PM, dragging SleetlessinSeattle by the hair and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Yahoo ™?"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Inside, I'm tan & handsome!
||||||||| Catherwood ushers cat in through the front door at 8:57 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DJTweeny: Hi cat
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Greetings, Cat!
||||||||| rebozoette enters at 8:58 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and rushes off to the Hat Pack Annex.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Sleets! Rebozoette! Kurt!
rebozoette: cat DJTweeny JackHarris Johan Amadeus Myjetski Medium Richard NancyKat Pete rebozoette Rufus_T_Firetween SleetlessinSeattle Merlyn hwy everybodies and thanks tweeny
DJTweeny: Hi rebozoette, Sleet
rebozoette: laugh like ya mean it
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 9 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
Medium Richard: welcome
||||||||| New notice: '** PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT!! **
WELCOME TO THE FIRESIGN CHAT with special guest PHIL PROCTOR
Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
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NancyKat: cat! JAM! rebozo!
cat: Hi all
SleetlessinSeattle: Hail Bill!
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Zooky Fogg falls out at 9:00 PM.
||||||||| Catherwood enters with shoes for the dead close behind, grumbles something about disrupting his 9:00 PM tree-stunting plans, and dashes off to the Aviary.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Are they singing about Hope, AR?
Medium Richard: re-elect or hang? such a choice
shoes for the dead: Howdy
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi NancyKat!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Shoes! How's it going?
DJTweeny: Hi Zooky, shoes
shoes for the dead: good jAM
rebozoette: wow nino is happy
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Good to hear, shoes!
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
: Mot getting audio.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Looks!
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Zooks!
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Zooky Fogg close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 9:02 PM tree-stunting plans, and runs off to the sitting room.
DJTweeny: streams are good as far as I know
Medium Richard: I feel this in my gizzard.
NancyKat: "If they don't chew, their teeth grow through their brains!"
Pete: Uncanny-!
shoes for the dead: hey Zooky
Medium Richard: That bit sounded like "The McLaughlin Report". Not a parody. The real thing.
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:05 PM, dragging Lil by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this Firehead?"
shoes for the dead: hey Lil
NancyKat: The Hoster with the Most-er...
rebozoette: too grand
DJTweeny: Hi Lil
Zooky Fogg: Missing my ears.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Hi Lil!
Medium Richard: Not Insane!!
NancyKat: Yaaay, Phil!
Zooky Fogg: gonna try to find them
Lil: The one night you don't post the link Tweeny
DJTweeny: yes I did
cat: Hi Lil
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
NancyKat: Hi, Lil-Shoes, cat!
Merlyn: "I wouldn't want to belong to a club that would have someone like me as a member"
Lil: Glad you made it Phil!
rebozoette: communication is an enemy
shoes for the dead: cat doesn't get to vote this time
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Whatever it is, Merlyn, I'm against it!
Lil: Hi gang
rebozoette: then radio news way late why fst is so great
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
cat: my parents almost moved to florida in 54. if they had, maybe rubio would have lost.
Lil: Must've been my connection then sorry Tweeny
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: They could have been the tipping point, cat
Lil: LOL JAMmie
rebozoette: money talks
cat: imagvine the colages i could have created in miami
Medium Richard: I have happily not seen any erection returns since seeing the chart "0 returns in; Clinton 0 Trump 0". Kinda wondering if it'll just stay that way...
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
rebozoette: lol
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Mostly my money says 'goodbye'
shoes for the dead: but you might not be a firehead, Caat
Pete: We can hope
rebozoette: art is beauty
Zooky Fogg: Pardon my lapse but where do I get sound?
cat: but i might know spanish.
shoes for the dead: up top, zook
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: That man speaking now is saying da TRUTH!
rebozoette: there ya go
Medium Richard: the two links should be in blue at the top of this chat page
DJTweeny: look at the top of the page
Medium Richard: at least in Mozilla / Firefox
Zooky Fogg: been hitting them and they divert me,
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Safari, too Med Rich
DJTweeny: try pating the link directly into your stream player
Medium Richard: Haven't tried Chrome or the Microsoft ones
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:12 PM, dragging firesign by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this bozo?"
rebozoette: see theres humor
DJTweeny: Hi firesign
Medium Richard: I can bozo for this vouch.
rebozoette: bozo on
shoes for the dead: hey fire
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Absolveutely, Phil!
rebozoette: what you want in a campsite
cat: thank you, phil
shoes for the dead: camping out in Michell's garden
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: I am the hero of my story - Joe Campbell
rebozoette: but the ripples touch
rebozoette: and fst has made a joke of half my life
||||||||| "Happy" Harry Cox pops in and say "I was right! Everything I knew WAS wrong! You CAN get "Profiles in Barbecue Sauce", chock full of meaty Firesign scripts!"
Medium Richard: But... if I'm the God of my universe... who can I blame stuff on?!
rebozoette: brilliant
Lil: I haven't had Ripple in ages
||||||||| Ralph Spoilsport drives in through the door and says "Buy a new or used T-shirt from the Firesign Theatre Cafepress store! Hurry before this sentence ends!"
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Exactly, Med Rich, claim the karma as your own, then do something to make it better!
Medium Richard: Ripple. Get Ripple.
NancyKat: Medium-Scape-devils/
Lil: LOL
Pete: blame it on the bossa nova
rebozoette: catherwood ripple for us please
||||||||| Catherwood snubs rebozoette
Medium Richard: Well said, Pete.
Merlyn: Catherwood, give everyone an "I voted" sticker
||||||||| Catherwood hands everyone an "i voted" sticker.
Lil: Catherwood is a misogynist
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Lil and mumbles "Someone mention my name?"
NancyKat: Pete-Or the Rain...
Lil: Don't you mumble at me Catherwood. Go stick your head in a pickle barrel.
||||||||| Catherwood pretends not to hear Lil
rebozoette: give mine back
||||||||| Nabby tiptoes in around 9:20 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last night's "unpleasant incident."
DJTweeny: Hi Nabby
cat: hi nab
shoes for the dead: hey nab
NancyKat: ||||||||| Catherwood gets to see ripple anything.
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: greets, Nabster!
rebozoette: hi nabby
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Ripple, give everyone a Catherwood!
||||||||| Catherwood gets everyone a.
NancyKat: That was meant to read I don't want to see catherwood Ripple anything...
||||||||| Catherwood gives to see ripple anything.
Nabby: Hey Cat & Tween, shoes & JAM!
Nabby: Hi hi hi reboz
rebozoette: lovely
rebozoette: the ripple out
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rebozoette: now looping
Lil: Cool Catherwood is getting confused
||||||||| Catherwood rushes alongside Lil and says "Someone mention my name?"
Lil: NancyKat you broke the Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood steps up to Lil and inquires "Do you have something for me to do?"
rebozoette: catherwood please pyramid us
||||||||| Catherwood walks up to rebozoette and mumbles "My ears are burning..."
Lil: LOL
NancyKat: Lil-YAYYYYYYY! I HAVE (some of) THE POWER!
Johan Amadeus Myjetski: Folks, I have to go, do a radioshow myself. Thanks to Kurt, P_hil, Cat, Kat and EVERYBODY! Thanks for voting!!! It'll be a new world tomorrow! Wait, tomorrow, I've got a nickel!!!
Lil: And then bring the champagne Catherwood please
||||||||| Catherwood hands the champagne.
NancyKat: JAM-have a great night.
shoes for the dead: take care JAM
Lil: Awwwww.
rebozoette: by jam
Pete: bye
Nabby: Hi Lil Hi NK
Lil: See you JAMmie
NancyKat: This election has given me dispepsia...
Lil: Hi Nab
Nabby: Take care JAM
NancyKat: Ooops, sorry, sorry, diarehhea...
cat: all the best ot melinda
Medium Richard: Sartre it was!
Nabby: Pork?
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
cat: or not TV
NancyKat: Chicken!
Lil: Happy Election Night Melinda!
rebozoette: expansible minds
cat: what a bizarre idea
cat: a unique act
Lil: expendible minds
cat: the goons
rebozoette: visible fst is not right
Nabby: benchley!
cat: bob and ray
Lil: And MAD
cat: very well said, phil
rebozoette: the chords have been struck
Nabby: underwater basketweaving in the sunken city of love
cat: channeled, thats it.
Nabby: and MAD yes Lil!
cat: trtump has lead in florida. very scary.
rebozoette: and the other 60 percent?
Lil: Thanks Nab
Lil: Makes 110 per cent
Lil: Florida is very scary
DJTweeny: EC - (electoral college) Trump 128 Clinton 97 (according to CNN)
NancyKat: Silurians!
cat: scary results out of michigan
Lil: Sorry Tweeny I wasn't available.
Nabby: Hillary rocks
shoes for the dead: Hillarity
||||||||| The TV flickers on, and Ralph Spoilsport appears: "How can you drive in two places at once when you don't have a genuine Ralph Spoilsport license plate frame? Get one for your car and one for the plate in your head!"
Nabby: Trump is a catastrophe
cat: that trump has this vast vote count already is very scary
cat: you're welcome here, phil
cat: van is vantastic
rebozoette: cat new neighbors
rebozoette: he fell right over
Nabby: lol
cat: i wake up every day and look at the pacific ocean, and mountains.
rebozoette: nice cat nice
DJTweeny: nice
Lil: We're all coming Cat
rebozoette: nino is booking our flights
cat: its much more expensive than you thiink.
rebozoette: miss con stewed
NancyKat: I'd like to wake up, get out of bed and be able to dive into a clear blue ocean or walk around the hills of ireland.
shoes for the dead: who knows where we might end up, rebo
rebozoette: oh we listenin
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in at 9:39 PM, dragging Nasi Goring by one foot and asks "Can anyone vouch for this yahoo?"
cat: HI Phil
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Lil: We're here Phil we love you!!!
rebozoette: we lovin what you say
||||||||| Fred Flam sneaks in around 9:40 PM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
DJTweeny: Hi Goring
shoes for the dead: hey Nazi
rebozoette: you have made my day phil thanks
Merlyn: firesignTHEATRE.com/chat
cat: You've opened up my perceptions since the first radio show.
Lil: Catherwood seems to be having a lot of unpleasant incidents lately
||||||||| Catherwood steps over to Lil and mumbles "Do you have something for me to do?"
DJTweeny: Hi Fred
rebozoette: mind also cat
||||||||| Phil P waltzes in at 9:41 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
Lil: Yes go have a pleasant incident for a change Catherwood
||||||||| Catherwood strides over to Lil and inquires "Did you want me?"
cat: wheres merl when you need him
Nabby: Cheers Phil
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
cat: Hi Phil P
shoes for the dead: good semi rant, phil
Merlyn: I'm right here, cat
rebozoette: hi Phil thanks
Fred Flam: Welcome to Channel 85, Phil. Nice to have you in our little net.
rebozoette: you have the best voice
Medium Richard: wonderful to have you here
cat: we need more left
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
rebozoette: its a fun house with mirrors
cat: i'm surprised
Medium Richard: How do I react? Drinking a bit, actually...
Nabby: It's weirdly exciting
Medium Richard: but responsibly
||||||||| Catherwood stumbles in and snorts derisively "Presenting 'PrincipalPoop', just granted probation at 9:42 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
rebozoette: if you don't laugh you cry
NancyKat: i know I and my family is screwed blue if trump wins.
DJTweeny: Hi PrincP
PrincipalPoop: hi, who won?
rebozoette: its just a figure head position
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Lil: So true Rebozo
Medium Richard: I'm also afraid that whoever wins, we will still find a way to screw some things up...
shoes for the dead: you're right phil, lotsa dangerous crazies out there
NancyKat: Medium-Yeah.
Fred Flam: Your philosophy's an inspiration, Phil. I'm one of the many still feeling cheated from the Primaries, but I'm pushing for leftist local elections.
rebozoette: it takes one to know one
shoes for the dead: hey Poop
Medium Richard: darn
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
Lil: Poop!!!!
cat: canada, an escape from reality for hundreds of years
rebozoette: money moves faster than lightin
rebozoette: oh I been saying this for years
cat: a new record every time
Nabby: agree PP
rebozoette: why do I have to know everything
PrincipalPoop: table blaanca you mean, tabla rasa is a hispanic table
Lil: In "Why War?" between Freud and Einstein even then Freud said humans were not evolved enough to have compassion for each other
Nabby: be here now
PrincipalPoop: f freud and the horse he rode in on lol
Medium Richard: True. This is our only chance.
rebozoette: where is here
PrincipalPoop: here chat, here good chat
rebozoette: but I need the fun house
NancyKat: Poop-Give the Chat some sugarcubes!
rebozoette: thanks
PrincipalPoop: right now, back when I started writing this sentence?
shoes for the dead: or Canadian
Fred Flam: What can we whisper to rural realities everywhere, to help people see the light of reason and sanity?
cat: if i spoke better french, would i be a better cat?
rebozoette: zoom in xoom out
NancyKat: cat-Oui!
PrincipalPoop: mais oui
rebozoette: leaveity plus
Fred Flam: All of reality is an illusion formed in the mind. For more, feel free to read the Hua Hu Ching
rebozoette: entertainment required
PrincipalPoop: perception is illusion, i see what you are saying there or not?
NancyKat: ZUT ALORS!
Nabby: lsd : like taking a shower on the inside
cat: or am i just a butterfly fluttering on this chat?
rebozoette: cool nabby
Fred Flam: Fred here's a Daoist, so, heh. Lao-Tzu's been rapping the same beat for a few thousand years
Fred Flam: Reality is illusory and all life is one life <3
PrincipalPoop: i am a butterfly dreaming I am poop
DJTweeny: pffft
NancyKat: Fred-I was torn between Sekhmet and The Morrigan!
PrincipalPoop: tween farted
DJTweeny: haha
rebozoette: that is what is needed positive laughter
Fred Flam: That *is* the higher mind, though. Two sides of a coin. Your ego is the tails
rebozoette: foibles
NancyKat: Poop-I believe it's referred to as a Poot...lol....
cat: have you been to asia, phil?
shoes for the dead: ionic giggling
Fred Flam: Totally
DJTweeny: derisive laughter seems to be peopular these days :/
cat: the omnipresent statues of buddha, krishna and others are supposed to make you a better person, as you say
PrincipalPoop: listening to the voices is rarely a wise choice
cat: lived in japn for a long time
rebozoette: grand being
Fred Flam: My father has a syncretic theory that our higher self exists in greater dimensions, that our ego is only fragmented by the restraint of our universe's four dimensions. String theory!
PrincipalPoop: you mean frank sinatra?
rebozoette: lifts you up
cat: i remember phil austin here on chat dismissing tv shows as just people insulting each other.
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
shoes for the dead: Hey NSA guy
DJTweeny: yeah, I can believe that cat
Merlyn: Dream-changing pillows: http://firesigntheatre.com/rnhtml/drdowney.html
rebozoette: but still entertain us
rebozoette: wowo mer
rebozoette: not enough chlorine in the gene pool
PrincipalPoop: does the here and now include out 1here and forever? I need one of those pillows
Merlyn: very humerus
rebozoette: the molecules are connected
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
PrincipalPoop: oh hell, he is live and reading the god damn chat, I thought the madman was ranting on tape lool
Merlyn: Vote McLuhan for Marshall
rebozoette: third eye blind
DJTweeny watches as the Enola McLuhan flies overhead
cat: sounds like a beatles song
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 10 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
PrincipalPoop: reality acts as a screen for us to share our thoughts upon
rebozoette: right write
NancyKat: My Mom LOVES Rod McKuen...
PrincipalPoop: yes, media is the message, yes and genesis and the j giles band
Medium Richard: The butler did it.
cat: scary michigan news
shoes for the dead: funny stoey
PrincipalPoop: cool, super cool, comity is next to comedy
shoes for the dead: sstory
cat: all of canada benefitted from mcluhan's popularity
rebozoette: cstherwood exploding cigars for all
Medium Richard: Have heard some good comments about McKuen.
rebozoette: catherwood say boom
||||||||| Catherwood says "boom"
rebozoette: the best to you sir and thanks for all
PrincipalPoop: What do you think about American girls? And I still have not heard who won.
cat: yes
Merlyn: scriptcity.com has a script of Americathon for $14.99
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
cat: ted bonnet
Medium Richard: bearmanor.com is great - lots of FST things
PrincipalPoop: gothams? sough
PrincipalPoop: one man, one channel
rebozoette: haha
shoes for the dead: thanks for the stop by, Phil
PrincipalPoop: 4 or 5 crazy guys, wow wow
Rufus_T_Firetween: me too
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Check out the new video series from Phil Proctor and Jamie Alcroft - BOOMERS ON A BENCH >> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw
rebozoette: thanks for the spoonfuls of laughter
PrincipalPoop: thanks for hanging in there phil, and don't should yourself lol
Medium Richard: FST certainly has survived!
PrincipalPoop: marijuana is legal in several states, move there and forget strump
rebozoette: freedom of jokeies
cat: thank you phil
rebozoette: drop the mike boomer
PrincipalPoop: wow phil wow, oh thanks, no no no, not so soon
Merlyn: nite phil
||||||||| Catherwood enters and asks "Is there anythynge you want? By that I mean Anythynge You Want To, Shakespeare's Lost paperback Comedie in pre-electronic book form!"
PrincipalPoop: lordy in and out
Medium Richard: Phil was great.
shoes for the dead: what a treat!
rebozoette: thanks wow thanks
PrincipalPoop: and he said life was moving too slow, make up your mind lol
DJTweeny: That was fun :-)
DJTweeny: Thanks Phil!
PrincipalPoop: he was right about love and consciousness, but trying to type along while he was talking was impossible, lagged
||||||||| Bebop Lobo reminds all you hep cats to listen to Firesign’s NEW 24/7 RADIO STATION Click to listen anytime!"
PrincipalPoop: this land is made of mountains
PrincipalPoop: i must smoke outside, afk
rebozoette: and we verbatim this
rebozoette: milk msn
cat: i m afraid for your country.
rebozoette: or google now
rebozoette: grubbers goobers
cat: ths is never more relavent
cat: swell pizza indeed
cat: like electing hitler to try and stop climate change by denying it.
Medium Richard: Hangdog poontang tree frog - this I do not deny.
rebozoette: uh oh
Medium Richard: Go Surrealist ticket!!
||||||||| New notice: ' ** PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT!! **
Currently playing: Firesign’s - “PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT”
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
Check Out PAPOON At >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=pfp-tl
'
PrincipalPoop: back, who won?
DJTweeny: CNN Stats - http://www.cnn.com/election
cat: you're now a member of the trump reich
rebozoette: popo lol u did
DJTweeny: it ain't over, Cat, not by a long shot
cat: i was gonna go the states in a couple of years to visit friends, but now, no.
DJTweeny: California's 55 votes will doubtless go Dem
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and jahgust disembarks at 10:29 PM.
cat: if she loses michigan, i am worried
DJTweeny: none of the contested states are reporting yet
jahgust: Hey all...I am scared...
DJTweeny: Hi jahgust
cat: hi joe, you missed phil.
DJTweeny: you just missed an hour+ of Phil Proctor live
DJTweeny: luckily there is an archive :)
jahgust: I miss him every day! He keeps moving around!
PrincipalPoop: mussolini made the trains run on time, lol
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Archives For The FIRESIGN CHAT SHOWS can be found at: www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
Medium Richard: Obscene AND absurd! That's the ticket!
jahgust: I'll hafta go back and listen to the feed if available layta!
jahgust: Thx Rufus!
DJTweeny: tomorrow evening, check out the link I just posted
DJTweeny: I should have it posted by then
jahgust: That said it ain't over yet! If I remember correctly at one point Obama was in this near pickle as well!
PrincipalPoop: ecology, like echo
jahgust: Thx Tweeny!
jahgust: I'll say Hi to Phil anyways!
PrincipalPoop: who among us has the cold nose?
jahgust: Hi to Phil anyways!
Medium Richard: Factions among the Aphid community... for or against Papoon?
rebozoette: divided by division
PrincipalPoop: the glass is Haifa full, is that anti-semite?
PrincipalPoop: not insane
Medium Richard: Absolutely. No insane southern aphids. But Scotch is ok.
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Visit the Papoon For President Web Site >> http://www.firesigntheatre.com/papoon/
Rufus_T_Firetween: Papoon has his own web page at the FST site
rebozoette: hysteria hysterics
PrincipalPoop: do the fans divide into proctologists and bergers and austinians and what is the other one?
DJTweeny: The first of the contested states, Ohio, has gone to Trump
DJTweeny: EC = T167/C122
PrincipalPoop: as ohio goes, so goes ahh, ohio
Rufus_T_Firetween: Papoon has his own web page at the FST site
Merlyn: Are they really high in the middle of Ohio?
Medium Richard: "There was no train station; there was no downtown..."
PrincipalPoop: cleveland was named after grover
DJTweeny: I thought it was named after the indians
PrincipalPoop: a tribe named after beavers family?
Medium Richard: Wouldn't that be the Cleavers?
PrincipalPoop: cleaverland sounds scary
Medium Richard: True.
PrincipalPoop: a typo while they were trying to be clever?
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** Read about the “PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT” album at >> http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=pfp-ln
rebozoette: slug a bug
||||||||| Merlyn aka 'The Reaper' has killed off Phil P at 10:46 PM
PrincipalPoop: poot
PrincipalPoop: oh, murder, murder most foul
Medium Richard: redacted recordings?
PrincipalPoop: censored, something woods, nixons secretary
Medium Richard: Ah, Rosemary...
DJTweeny: rosemary
Medium Richard: or Rose Mary...
PrincipalPoop: in society, propriety, rose marie
Medium Richard: ah
rebozoette: read between the lines
DJTweeny: Clinton has won Virginia, which was contested
PrincipalPoop: you read there, I will snort them
cat: what about florida?
PrincipalPoop: wow, good she chose kaine
PrincipalPoop: yah, what about florida?
DJTweeny: not yet (FL)
PrincipalPoop: somebody came from florida, fla, shaved his legs and something somewhere
shoes for the dead: see ya Thu
DJTweeny: take care, shoes
cat: by shoes
PrincipalPoop: night shoes, save your sole
shoes for the dead: Park it and Lockit~
Medium Richard: Then he was a she? She said hey, George, take a walk on the wild.. something
cat: wasnt that many chatters, maybe they expected somethiing
PrincipalPoop: yeah yeah, that is it
rebozoette: nite shoes
DJTweeny: Clinton has won Colorado, which was contested
PrincipalPoop: rallys always seemed crowded to me
PrincipalPoop: stoners, rocky mountain high
DJTweeny: afraid Trump would take away their pot?
cat: has she won pen?
PrincipalPoop: no, they thought she was hillary the actress
DJTweeny: PA is contested, no prediction yet
cat: your country is Really beginning to scare me
DJTweeny: http://www.cnn.com/election
PrincipalPoop: as penn goes, so goes ahh penn
cat: so goes teller
PrincipalPoop: who is texas voting for tween?
rebozoette: over zealots
PrincipalPoop: go teller on the mountain, let my people go
DJTweeny: Texas went to Trump, of course
cat: this sounds increasingly scary
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
DJTweeny: I voted for Gary Johnson
rebozoette: bonzos for breakfast
PrincipalPoop: ouch, and ohio? what about florida
jahgust: Un effing real...Canada anyone?
PrincipalPoop: the guy from Laugh-In?
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 11 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
DJTweeny: Florida isn't in yet
PrincipalPoop: Nixon and Reagan took all 50 states not long ago, not so unreal
Merlyn: not quite all 50
PrincipalPoop: no bickering lol
Merlyn: opponents took their home states (MA / MN)
Merlyn: + DC
DJTweeny: current EC tally = T171/C190
DJTweeny: Calirfornia's 55 votes are in now
Merlyn: depends who you look at
PrincipalPoop: how many does fox say?
Merlyn: 216 T 202 C
PrincipalPoop: perfect
Lil: LOL
Merlyn: it's really the swing states, CA wasn't in play
PrincipalPoop: huh? ahhh ok
Medium Richard: Still pulling for Papoon.
DJTweeny: forgot they'd included this Lawyer's Hospital bit in the Papoon album
Merlyn: heh, NYT has called CA for Clinton with 0% reporting
PrincipalPoop: nevada? utah? any more swing states?
DJTweeny: not yet P
Merlyn: NV barely has any reported, so the total is meaningless
PrincipalPoop: going out on a limb there nyt
Merlyn: UT says trump
Medium Richard: Gimme that swing. Ellington, bebop, Maynard Ferguson, whatever you got...
PrincipalPoop: i mean are they swing states? chaterbaters?
Merlyn: UT not really, it might have gone to McMullen but didn't
Merlyn: NV is a swing state
rebozoette: beet the beet
PrincipalPoop: oregon, possibly away from portlandia
Merlyn: swing states not yet called according to CNN = NV UT AZ IA WI MI PA GA FL NH
DJTweeny: yeah
Merlyn: or at least they have yellow circles around them
Merlyn: "key race"
DJTweeny: right
PrincipalPoop: az really, huh, ia? huh
PrincipalPoop: wi mi in the air? wow
Merlyn: if Clinton gets PA MI WI and NV she can win
PrincipalPoop: nh? huuuh?
Merlyn: I think both WI and MI have late reporting urban areas, so they can have R at first but can go D
PrincipalPoop: ahhh ok
Merlyn: Yeah, NH is weird I guess
Medium Richard: Wahoo?
PrincipalPoop: yahoo
PrincipalPoop: tennesee? who did it go for?
Merlyn: CNN also called HI for Clinton with 0%
DJTweeny: Trump
Merlyn: TN = trump
Merlyn: 65%
Medium Richard: Desert golf rat shoot? Sounds better than an election.
DJTweeny: pretty much the whole South except for Virginia
PrincipalPoop: loool 65? lordy
DJTweeny: lawdy lawdy
||||||||| Nick Danger sneaks in and whispers "Get the scuttlebutt on Box of Danger here, whatever that means..."
Merlyn: looks that way, unless FL has so many absentee ballots that they can't call it yet
DJTweeny: GA & FL still in play
Medium Richard: Paper mail-ins have to be processed by hand.
PrincipalPoop: will chat stay open until january like bush vs gore election?
DJTweeny: hehe
Medium Richard: sounds great
DJTweeny: I'm in no hurry :)
DJTweeny: got lots of skits queued
PrincipalPoop: I will not sleep until I know the result, yeah sure
rebozoette: cool
PrincipalPoop: cools light
PrincipalPoop: afk
cat: why is this close?
Merlyn: I think they can't call FL yet because Broward cty is still counting ballots and mail-in, and nearly all counties need to count provisional ballots and overseas
Merlyn: but trump leads FL by about 130,000
Merlyn: and Maine isn't in yet for some odd reason
Merlyn: or NH
Merlyn: Don't know why the polls were so far off
Merlyn: reddit comment: "Thank god colorado passed assisted suicide today"
rebozoette: electoral collage paste
jahgust: Yeh the polls are all over the place.
PrincipalPoop: back ah his middle name is orwell, papoon that is
Merlyn: I thought the polls were in Pollland
Merlyn: needs 3 Ls
PrincipalPoop: polls, I thought you said poils
Merlyn: poils like what Popeye finds in oysters?
PrincipalPoop: 3 Ls is an R
PrincipalPoop: yes
Medium Richard: Polish polls...
PrincipalPoop: there is somebody that calls Jews oysters
Merlyn: I call clams oysters
Medium Richard: Now I want fried kosher food.
PrincipalPoop: oyvehsters
PrincipalPoop: hawaii? is it swinging?
DJTweeny: lol
Merlyn: I think it's hanging five
PrincipalPoop: 5 oh
DJTweeny: cat, did you include the entire trump poem in your collage?
cat: yes
PrincipalPoop: near the absurdatory
DJTweeny: k
DJTweeny: FL went to Trump
rebozoette: cool
PrincipalPoop: uh oh
rebozoette: to cat and tweeny not results
Medium Richard: They're in everybody's eggs.
DJTweeny: CNN EC = T216/C197
PrincipalPoop: that is ok rebozoette, the beards can all grow longer overnight, or shorter
Medium Richard: (The version of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by Richie Havens is great.)
DJTweeny: never heard that
Medium Richard: only found it a few months ago
PrincipalPoop: but they are in everybody's eggs tween
PrincipalPoop: suppose trump wins, how are the senate and house races going?
PrincipalPoop: is it a flood or flip flop?
PrincipalPoop: and how are the recreational pot reeferendums doing?
cat: bergman in 56
||||||||| Catherwood tosses another cheese log on the fire and intones, "If you want to keep the cornstarch off your mukluks this season, buy a hoodie or a sweatshirt at the Firesign corner Cafepress store."
PrincipalPoop: he had to have been older than that
PrincipalPoop: raygun raygun never too late raaaaygun
rebozoette: canada immigration site just crashed
Merlyn: rec marijuana yes=CA ME MA NV, no=AZ but pretty thin returns yet
DJTweeny: hahaha
Merlyn: medical MJ in AK FL MT ND all look like yes
PrincipalPoop: wow, thanks cool
DJTweeny: GA went to Trump (contested)
||||||||| Bill Sprawl pokes his head in through the window and shouts "MARCHING TO SHIBBOLETH! Click to order!"
Merlyn: I think FL also rejected a solar power amendment that was written by power companies
PrincipalPoop: how many people live in ND, over a 1,000 yet? lol
Medium Richard: go pot go
PrincipalPoop: valley forg forge
rebozoette: keep it real
PrincipalPoop: gotta laugh everybody, let me hear you laugh, laugh right now, laugh I say
rebozoette: wishy or washy
PrincipalPoop: laugh it off, oh come on, we are all bozos
rebozoette: har har har
PrincipalPoop: LOL
PrincipalPoop: ok ok, afk for a smoke
DJTweeny: CNN EC = T232/C209
rebozoette: cheeses
||||||||| Catherwood walks in wearing his pyjamas, yawns, and mumbles "It's midnight here in New York city"...then he falls over and starts snoring loudly..
||||||||| New notice: ' ** PAPOON FOR PRESIDENT!! **
MUDSLIDE FOR PAPOON PREDICTED
128k stream at: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k: http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
Check Out The PAPOON Web Site At >> http://www.firesigntheatre.com/papoon/
'
rebozoette: orange
PrincipalPoop: cheesy wheezy back
PrincipalPoop: carter could not carry GA for hillary? and duff, colorardians thought they were voting for hillary duff
rebozoette: har har duff the pastry chef
Merlyn: looks like marijuana will win in all of CA ME MA NV
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
Merlyn: nite all
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:08 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs Merlyn by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
PrincipalPoop: thanks M super thanks
cat: yet another collage from cat
Medium Richard: Go Fredstein!!
DJTweeny: looks like PA and MI are the big ones left
DJTweeny: if Trump can take the rust belt, he'll likely have it
PrincipalPoop: I think many are voting for Pence lool
DJTweeny: Pence was a smart move to get rust belt votes
DJTweeny: and who knows, they may think Pence will be the man behind the scenes like Cheney was for GW Bush
Medium Richard: If Trump wins, this'll make three elections in a row on which I've been wrong...
PrincipalPoop: all the senators who refused to support trump are saying oh ship
DJTweeny: yeah lol
DJTweeny: that would make the mid-term elections very interesting indeed
DJTweeny: Thanks for putting all the collages together on short notice, cat. Nice work :)
rebozoette: been sittin so long things are asleep I did not know I had
DJTweeny: lol
PrincipalPoop: here, let me rub them hehe
rebozoette: thanks cat
PrincipalPoop: i went deef
DJTweeny: yeah, lost the streamer
DJTweeny: should be back now
Medium Richard: Losing consciousness... nytol!
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
PrincipalPoop: start it again, or wait?
||||||||| At 12:18 AM, the lights go out! Rocky Rococo's voice pierces the inky darkness: "I've got you now, Medium Richard!" Shattering glass is heard, and then the lights come back on...
DJTweeny: I have
PrincipalPoop: ok richard, toodles
DJTweeny: should be back now
PrincipalPoop: ok, yes it is
rebozoette: schelgrubber
PrincipalPoop: a president who talks about women bleeding out of their eyes or wherever, that is not absurd enough for you? lol
DJTweeny: Oh, it would be an intertaining Presidency
DJTweeny: *entertaining
rebozoette: jokefest 2017
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
PrincipalPoop: very interesting but republican lol
DJTweeny: well, yes
DJTweeny: then again, not your average Republican
PrincipalPoop: think of the uptick in the hair products industry
rebozoette: the dawning of the age of
||||||||| Babe Boomer says “We’re Live On PBS!” in the video WEIRDLY COOL Catch Firesign’s Live TV Studio Performance On DVD!
PrincipalPoop: uh oh, age of ?
DJTweeny: google is saying that Trump only needs 26 votes to win
PrincipalPoop: mr or mrs google saying that? or google jr?
PrincipalPoop: I want to say aquarius, but that is not the direction you were going I think
DJTweeny: a gaggle of googles
PrincipalPoop: the age of sagitarrious?
rebozoette: nope laughter
rebozoette: esop
PrincipalPoop: well you gotta laugh or well, you are not laughing and you might cry or something like that
PrincipalPoop: esop fables, remember the fox and the ant or wait, the turtle and fox, oops something
DJTweeny: still a bunch of contested states not reporting yet
cat: is it over?
DJTweeny: nope
DJTweeny: Trump only need 26 more votes though
PrincipalPoop: get our rooms ready cat or directions to the refugee camp
DJTweeny: lol
DJTweeny: The Canadians will build a wall, and make the USA pay for it
PrincipalPoop: LOL
PrincipalPoop: ahh legal pot and reality tv, satan could be president, oops wait
DJTweeny: heheh
PrincipalPoop: When was the last time we had a president with the first name Donald?
DJTweeny: never, as far as I know
PrincipalPoop: Ronald is close, but
PrincipalPoop: it is a first, lol
PrincipalPoop: the donalds of america know they can be president too lol
DJTweeny: A Donald Presidency would likely bring us one step further to the realization of Idiocracy
PrincipalPoop: is there a wire?
||||||||| Mark Time invites you to watch and listen to Firesign’s XM Radio Performances Watch The Firesign Theatre In Action!
DJTweeny: no strings attached
PrincipalPoop: wondering if we were getting down to it
rebozoette: crackers
DJTweeny: not for me
PrincipalPoop: exactly rebozoette
DJTweeny: I'll go past midnight if folks want me to
PrincipalPoop: dick morris, I had forgotten about him
cat: are we still on? i have no sound.
||||||||| Captain Equinox flies in through the transom, landing on the bearskin rug. "Attention, solstice squad! After working a 12-hour day, I like to kick back and swill some juice out of a genuine Firesign coffee mug or Bear Whiz Beer stein!"
PrincipalPoop: it stalled, restart it cat
DJTweeny: have to reconnect cat
DJTweeny: I lost the streamer for a few moments
cat: ah, he i am
PrincipalPoop: I am stunned but just keep rolling, seems to have become my normal state of affairs
cat: here
PrincipalPoop: I am here, you are there
PrincipalPoop: does borscht make you putin
DJTweeny: and it's really neither here nor there...
PrincipalPoop: to buy the president some hash
rebozoette: cat DJTweeny firesign Nasi Goring PrincipalPoop gotta' go its been grand hugs tweeny
rebozoette: cat wonderful
rebozoette: thursday if there is still an internet
PrincipalPoop: night, it will be ok
PrincipalPoop: until jan 20 or 22 lol
PrincipalPoop: I should eat too, thanks tween, best all
||||||||| Catherwood says "12:55 AM, time for SOMEONE to leave!", grabs PrincipalPoop by the collar and gives 'em the old bum's rush out the door
jahgust: Night Tweeny and all
||||||||| jahgust is defenestrated just as the clock strikes 12:57 AM.
cat: thanks to y;all
DJTweeny: See you all Thursday!
DJTweeny: thanks so much for all your efforts cat, couldn't have done it without you...
cat: my new colage on thurs
DJTweeny: yep! Did you get that Krassner bit I sent?
||||||||| Mayor P'nisnose strides up to the podium and speaks: "My fellow Armenians, if you have questions about exorcism, buy the new book "EXORCISM IN YOUR DAILY LIFE", now on sale. Incidentally, so is my vote."
cat: by
||||||||| At 12:58 AM, cat scurries out the door saying "Hey, mister ice-cream man, I've got a nickel, wait for meeeee..."
DJTweeny: au revoir
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 1 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 1:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Fred Flam - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Rufus_T_Firetween - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nasi Goring - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 1:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| DJTweeny - dead from the fiddlers
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 2 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 2:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Nabby - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski steals in around 2:15 AM, trying to avoid Catherwood because of last month's "unpleasant incident."
||||||||| It's 2:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| NancyKat - dead from the yaws
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| firesign - dead from the common cold
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 2:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| johan amadeus myjetski - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 3 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 3:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Lil - dead from The Plague
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| JackHarris - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:40 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Zooky Fogg - dead from Globner's disease
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 3:55 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Pete - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 4 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| It's 4:10 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| shoes for the dead - dead from intense demonic possession
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| It's 4:25 AM, and that means it's time to play BEAT THE REAPER! And here's how our contestants did:
||||||||| Johan Amadeus Myjetski - dead from pneumonia
||||||||| Better luck next time! And now, back to our chatroom, which is already in progress...
||||||||| Catherwood enters, and announces to all and sundry "It's 4:32 AM, time to change the log file and clean out unused rooms; please exit the chat room for a minute or two. Thank you for your patience."


The Evening's Participants:

cat
DJTweeny
Fred Flam
George Stevens
JackHarris
jahgust
Johan Amadeus Myjetski
Lil
Medium Richard
Merlyn
Nabby
NancyKat
Pete
PrincipalPoop
rebozoette
Rufus_T_Firetween
shoes for the dead
SleetlessinSeattle
Zooky Fogg
URL References:
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=pfp-ln
http://firesigntheatre.com/media/media.php?item=pfp-tl
http://firesigntheatre.com/rnhtml/drdowney.html
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u
http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u
http://www.cnn.com/election
www.dishnuts.net
http://www.firesigntheatre.com/papoon/
www.firesigntheatre.com
www.kurtericson.com/txroadkill/roadkillshow
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz_4vJNLwgFrLR3N0RN1Tw



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